Second Date Update, Suck, Slurp & Breathe

Summary

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Podcast Summary: Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - "Suck, Slurp & Breathe" (October 15, 2025)

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Episode Overview

In this lively, cringe-filled episode of "Second Date Update," Brooke, Jeffrey, and Jose help listener Lola understand why she's been ghosted after what turned into a traumatic first date. A simple dinner at a Crab Shack with Jeremiah escalates into a near-death experience involving choking, an awkward rescue attempt, and a second date request that’s anything but simple. The hosts dissect the mishap with humor, empathy, and classic Brooke and Jeffrey banter, reminding listeners that sometimes, cosmic signs (and music taste) are all you need to decide a relationship’s fate.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Setting the Scene

[04:09-05:13]

• Lola (the listener) met Jeremiah online and they agreed to meet in person—Jeremiah picked her up and put her favorite artist, Shaboozi, on the radio.
• Lola, excited, turns up the car’s volume and dances. The crew debates whether touching the stereo early in a date is “too much.”
  • Quote: “It’s just touching someone’s stereo... the very first time you’ve been in a car.” — Brooke [05:47]

2. The Crab Shack Catastrophe

[06:15-08:01]

• They go to a crab restaurant, donned their bibs, and started eating—a setting the hosts joke is rife with "sucking and slurping" noises, not the most romantic for a first date.
• Suddenly, Jeremiah chokes on a piece of crab. Lola panics, hits him on the back, but is soon pushed aside by another diner who performs the Heimlich maneuver and saves him.
  • “His life was flashing before his eyes. Like, mine was, too, in a way.” — Lola [07:30]
• Jeremiah is clearly shaken, ends the evening abruptly, and drives Lola home in silence.

3. Lola’s Regret & The Call-In

[08:01-10:14]

• Lola wonders if her panicked response tanked the date, feeling she “froze” at the critical moment.
  • “I just want a redo. Not of him choking.” — Lola [08:45]
• The hosts reassure her she did what she could, though joke about the appropriate use of first aid on dates.

4. “Second Date Update” Call to Jeremiah

[12:16-13:56]

• The hosts call Jeremiah for his perspective.
• Jeremiah says plainly he was not planning to call Lola again and describes his experience as a “nightmare.” [13:30]
  • “She tried to kill me.” — Jeremiah [13:56]

5. Jeremiah's Perspective: A Rescue Gone Awry

[13:56-16:47]

• Jeremiah recounts:
  • While choking (using the universal sign, hands on throat), Lola initially just stared, then tried to help by (in his words) trying to make out with him—blowing air in his mouth rather than anything helpful.
    • “She comes up and starts trying to make out with me.” — Jeremiah [14:16]
  • After, she “bashed” him on the back with a crab mallet, which made things worse until another woman intervened.
    • “She came around behind me and started, like, bashing me in the back with one of the crab mallets.” — Jeremiah [14:39]

6. The Confrontation and Awkward Closure

[16:00-19:06]

• Lola joins the call and explains she panicked and intended to help but didn’t know what to do—her attempt at mouth-to-mouth was an honest (though misguided) try at CPR.
  • “I heard that, like, if you blow, the food can come out or something. Or maybe that’s what I thought. I don’t know.” — Lola [16:40]
• Jeremiah remains uncomfortable with the memory, stating:
  • “If you’re on a first date and you almost die, it’s probably not a good sign.” — Jeremiah [18:31]
• Both agree the universe (or God) is sending a clear message, and that their fates are best left apart.
  • “I think it was a sign from God.” — Jeremiah [19:03]
  • “I would want to be with someone who enjoys Shaboozi.” — Lola [19:17]

7. Hosts' Debrief & Key Takeaways

[21:13-22:09]

• The crew recaps the main lessons:
  • Don’t attempt mouth-to-mouth unless the person is unconscious.
  • Musical incompatibility might be a sign as serious as a near-choking incident.
  • Sometimes, cosmic red flags are best heeded!
  • “If you start choking mid-dinner date, that’s God’s way of telling you, you deserve to find someone better.” — Jeffrey [21:44]

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Memorable Moments & Quotes

• Brooke on first date faux pas:
  “It’s just touching someone’s stereo... the very first time you’ve been in a car.” [05:47]
• Jeremiah (dramatically):
  “She tried to kill me.” [13:56]
• Brooke and Jeff, on signs from the universe:
  “If they don’t like Shaboozi, that’s a sign from God.” — Jeffrey [21:35]
• Lola’s takeaway:
  “I would want to be with someone who enjoys Shaboozi.” [19:17]
• Jeffrey, tongue-in-cheek:
  “Don’t make God or us... the universe will come back to bite you if you don’t find us online.” [22:09]

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Timestamps for Major Segments

| Timestamp | Segment/Topic | |--------------|---------------------------------------------| | 04:09 | Lola introduces her story | | 06:15 | The choking incident at the Crab Shack | | 08:01 | Lola’s regret and reflections | | 12:16 | Hosts call Jeremiah for his side | | 13:56 | Jeremiah accuses Lola of making things worse| | 16:00 | Lola defends her panicked response | | 18:18 | Offer of a second date (rejected) | | 21:13 | Hosts’ lessons and takeaways |

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Final Thoughts

This "Second Date Update" is a classic example of Brooke and Jeffrey’s ability to find humor and humanity in the most awkward situations. Between Lola’s panic and Jeremiah’s traumatized recounting, the hosts balance their advice with exaggerated jokes and relatable asides. The episode playfully warns listeners that first dates are hard enough—never mind when they involve mouth-to-mouth mishaps, flying crab mallets, and “signs from God” about your musical tastes.

If you want to laugh and cringe while learning what not to do in a date-night crisis, this episode delivers!

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Transcript

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[Jeremiah]

They actually lose it.

[Lola]

They sort of went nuts.

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[Brooke]

Hey, it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. We got a brand new second date. It's not very often that we get a life or death moment in one of these stories and it actually happened today. So definitely stay around for this one. It's definitely wild. What do you see on the comment section? Alex? Yeah, Alex from the UK said, Love your content. I'm 22 and just bought my first house, so now I can listen to you guys full volume on the speakers. Is that what you could do in the uk? I don't know, dude.

[Jose]

Is real estate affordable?

[Brooke]

I don't know. Let's be honest. You have a rich mommy and daddy. Yeah, let us know.

[Jeffrey]

Let us.

[Brooke]

The king texting in. All right, well, thank you for being here wherever you are in the world. We just think it's so cool. We appreciate it. Please like and subscribe and enjoy the brand new second date Update.

[Jeffrey]

Second Date Update. Sometimes the success or failure of a first date all comes down to what you do in one crucial moment.

[Jose]

Oh, man.

[Jeffrey]

Like when they ask, oh, so how soon do you want kids?

[Lola]

Oh, God.

[Jeffrey]

And you answer by unzipping your pants. Or that's soon. When he leans in for the first kiss and you cough directly into his mouth. The timing, yeah, it all can come down to one moment. And one of our listener wrote us an email saying she thinks she blew it in the most critical moment of their first date.

[Brooke]

Yikes.

[Jeffrey]

She feels absolutely terrible about it. Her name is Lola. So, Lola, welcome to the show.

[Lola]

Hi.

[Brooke]

Oh, man. Lola. It can't be as bad as Jeff's examples, right?

[Lola]

I mean, it was kind of bad, but you guys can judge how bad it was.

[Brooke]

Free invitation to judge. Fine.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, this is going to be fun. So take us back to the very beginning of the day. What's the guy's name? How did you guys meet?

[Lola]

So his name's Jeremiah. We met online and kind of to set the scene of like, what happened? He picked me up so he. I Got in his car and turned on the radio, and it was my favorite artist, Shabuzzi, that came on.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, that's your favorite?

[Lola]

Yeah, so I turned it up. He didn't seem to like the song as much. Like, I was kind of dancing a little bit.

[Jeffrey]

But you turned up the volume in his car.

[Brooke]

That's a big deal, I think.

[Jose]

Well, the song's already on. She didn't change the song.

[Brooke]

I know, but it's just touching someone's stereo when you. The very first time you've been in a car.

[Lola]

I guess I didn't, like, think of it that way. I just looked at him with a smile and, like, I was just like.

[Brooke]

You'Re trying to have fun in the moment.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, what was his reaction?

[Lola]

Yeah, he just kind of, like, laughed a little. But then, like, when I was dancing, he said he wasn't, like, dancing along with the song. Like, it didn't seem like it was a big deal for him. I don't know. But that wasn't the big thing.

[Jeremiah]

Okay.

[Lola]

The big thing was when we got to the restaurant and. And by the way, this is like a. It's like a Crab Shack.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Jose]

Oh, I love those places. Do they pour it on the table and stuff? Like a boil?

[Lola]

Yeah. Yeah. Well, and. And, you know, you get these bibs to wear.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. That's quite a romantic scene. That's part of the fun.

[Brooke]

Like, you both look silly.

[Jose]

You both have mallets.

[Brooke]

You're licking your fingers.

[Jeffrey]

A lot of, like, sucking and slurping noises for a first date.

[Brooke]

I can't believe you don't like that, Jeff.

[Jeffrey]

I'm not saying that I don't, but. And a lot of people. It's kind of a strong image for the very first meeting.

[Jose]

You see a girl suck a head off a crawfish.

[Jeremiah]

I always wanted to go, okay, where.

[Brooke]

Was the bad part of that?

[Lola]

Okay, so Jeremiah, like, all of a sudden, at one point, he stands up really quick and his chair falls down and his eyes are going really big. And it took me a few seconds, but then I was like. I was like, oh, my gosh. He might be choking.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, joking.

[Lola]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

What'd you do?

[Lola]

Well, I tried a few things. I was like. And I was, like, hitting him in the back.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Lola]

But this other girl, like, came out of nowhere. She pushed me out of the way and gave him the high maneuver.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Jose]

Did it work?

[Brooke]

It saved him.

[Lola]

Yeah. And it was, like, crazy. The whole thing was crazy. And his life was flashing before his eyes. Like, mine was, too, in a way.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. That's terrifying to have somebody, like, choking right in front of you.

[Jose]

Yeah. Life or death situation.

[Jeffrey]

Not to mention that crab is probably really expensive. It'd be a shame to waste it.

[Jose]

Oh, man, if that was a king crab, you better have picked it back up off the floor.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. Was he. Was he okay? And was the crab still eatable?

[Lola]

Well, I don't know about the crowd, but he was okay.

[Jeffrey]

Okay.

[Lola]

You know, obviously he didn't feel like eating anymore.

[Jose]

Oh, he didn't just start dipping it in butter.

[Jeremiah]

Totally.

[Jeffrey]

That's where the date ended.

[Lola]

Well, yeah, he basically, he paid the bill and we left and he drove me back home. And, like, the whole car ride, I was just like, wow, that was crazy. And he's just, like, still somber. He's like, yeah, I know. And we pretty much just drove home in silence the rest of the way.

[Jose]

Did you guys kiss when you parked? Did you kiss?

[Lola]

No, we did not kiss.

[Jose]

I'm just kidding.

[Jeffrey]

No, no. Shaboozy on the drive back? No.

[Jeremiah]

No.

[Jeffrey]

Okay. This could use a double shot of whiskey. Am I right? So just going back to your email. You think you blew it on the date because you didn't know how to properly do the Heim? Is that what you meant by your email?

[Lola]

I don't know. I just. I feel like I didn't know what to do, and I just want to redo. Not of him choking.

[Brooke]

I don't think you did that. I mean, you didn't do the wrong thing. You did something right. Like, you.

[Jose]

You hit him on the back.

[Brooke]

And you are supposed. I just finished my first day course. You're supposed to bend someone over at a 90 degree angle and then hit him on the back five times. And then you bring him up and then you.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, that's CPR after dark.

[Brooke]

That's the Heimlich.

[Jeremiah]

Oh, really?

[Brooke]

Right between the shoulder blades.

[Jeffrey]

And everyone's supposed we leather for it. Right? Okay, I've been in that class.

[Brooke]

Maybe that's it. Maybe he just doesn't want to, like, rehash that night. Yeah, I know. Like, you're forever connected to it. At least you didn't pull out your phone and start taking a video, you know?

[Jeremiah]

I don't know.

[Jeffrey]

Did we. Did she not take out her phone and take a video? You're right, Lola.

[Lola]

No, I did not.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, you hesitated for a second there, like you had to think about it.

[Lola]

No, no, I just. I thought of that image and I was like, who would do that?

[Jeffrey]

Okay, okay, fair. We have been burned before by not asking these types of question questions before we make the call. So we're just trying to cover all the bases here. And how long has it been since Jeremiah's choking incident?

[Lola]

It's been a week and a half.

[Brooke]

Let's call it their first date.

[Lola]

Yeah, well, okay.

[Brooke]

Fire.

[Jeffrey]

We'll rename the segment then.

[Jose]

Sounds like if we get a second date, though, we're gonna need to send a lifeguard with them.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, possibly somebody to step in just in case. An emergency medical professional.

[Brooke]

They can take Brook's course, but yeah.

[Jose]

Maybe send Brooke with them.

[Brooke]

Everyone should get CPR and first aid.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, totally. First, we just need him to say yes to a second date when we come back. Call him. Do it right after this. Hold on. Second date update. Most of the time when somebody's like, hey, let's head over to the choking party, it's a good thing, no? At least in my life. Yeah, you get a little shaboozi going, restrict some airways, just see what happens. But the reason I bring it up is cuz Lola went on a date that wasn't supposed to be a choking party. It turned out to be, though, when her guy. What? I'm serious.

[Jose]

I love the angle you're taking.

[Jeffrey]

They exist. They exist. And you guys just aren't being invited to them. And I'm glad you're not, because I don't like your attitude.

[Brooke]

Man had his life flashed before his eyes.

[Jeffrey]

Jeremiah is the man. He got a little crab meat stuck in his throat. Lola didn't know what to do, so started hitting him on his back until another woman shoved in and gave him the Heimlich.

[Brooke]

Dude, it's always so amazing when there's someone with medical experience just right when you need them.

[Jeffrey]

It's amazing. Sure. The positive to that is the woman saved Jeremiah's life.

[Brooke]

That's a pretty big positive.

[Jeffrey]

The negative, though, is she kind of stole Lola's thunder. So, Lola, is there anything that you want to say to the selfish woman who stole your spotlight? If she's listening to this.

[Lola]

No, no. I'm grateful that she saved him. I just.

[Jeffrey]

Are you? Because he's not calling you back now.

[Lola]

No, I just.

[Brooke]

Lola, have you reached out to him? I mean, it's an easy, like, oh, my God, how are you doing?

[Lola]

I did. And no response.

[Jeffrey]

You said the date ended pretty quickly after that. Does any part of you think maybe he choked on purpose as an excuse in order to call?

[Brooke]

No.

[Lola]

No, I don't think so at all.

[Brooke]

He flew up and the chair flew back and he wasn't breathing, grabbing his throat and turning purple.

[Jeffrey]

You're describing another choking party to me. Anyway, we will assume that he choked for real and that something is going on in his life. That's him. Not want to call you back, but here we go. I'm gonna dial Jeremiah. Let's see if he answers.

[Lola]

Thank you.

[Jeffrey]

All right, hold on.

[Jeremiah]

Here we go. Hello?

[Jeffrey]

Hey, is this Jeremiah?

[Jeremiah]

Yeah, speaking.

[Jeffrey]

Hey, man, you are speaking right now to a entire radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

[Brooke]

Hey, Jeremiah.

[Degree Antiperspirant Announcer]

What up?

[Jeffrey]

Good morning.

[Jeremiah]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, yeah, sorry. Weird, huh? I know this is probably pretty random, but we're doing a segment on our show. It's called the Second Date Update, and we'd really like to hear your side of the story that we just got.

[Jeremiah]

What are you guys talking about?

[Jeffrey]

Basically, we know somebody that you went on a date with recently. A woman named Lola.

[Jeremiah]

She called you guys?

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, because she just wants to know why after your hangout, you don't want to see her again. Or she says you're not really making an effort in, like, the week and a half since it happened. And we don't know what's going on on your end.

[Jeremiah]

I mean. Yeah, we haven't talked since that night.

[Jeffrey]

Right.

[Brooke]

Were you planning on calling her?

[Jeremiah]

No.

[Jeffrey]

Okay. Is there something specific that's holding you back from doing so?

[Jeremiah]

I mean, I don't. I don't really know what she told you guys about what happened, but it was a nightmare.

[Jose]

Yeah, we heard you almost choked.

[Jeffrey]

I mean, we heard some pretty crazy stuff happen that night. Yeah. But Lola just wants to know why, after all of it went down, you don't want to go out with her again, or you're not really making an effort to talk to her anymore. She's just a little bit confused.

[Jeremiah]

Yeah. She tried to kill me.

[Brooke]

What? What?

[Jose]

Wait, what crab tried to kill.

[Brooke]

What are you. That is a huge, huge accusation.

[Jeffrey]

What are you talking.

[Brooke]

Are you joking?

[Jeremiah]

No, I'm dead serious. I started choking on a piece of crab. I'm giving them the. The universal sign for choking. I got two hands on my throat.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, right.

[Jeremiah]

And she just. She comes up and starts trying to make out with me.

[Brooke]

Excuse me? She told us that she came over after a few seconds because she was so stunned and started hitting you on the back.

[Jeremiah]

I mean, eventually, she came around behind me and started, like, bashing me in the back with one of the crab mallets.

[Jose]

With a mallet.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, wait, we. We heard that she was trying to help you, hit you in the back. We didn't hear about using a crab.

[Brooke]

Mallet, we didn't ask. Dude, that could, like, hurt after or before the kissing.

[Jeremiah]

That was after.

[Jeffrey]

What?

[Jeremiah]

Because, like, I. She's blowing air into my windpipe, which is stuffing the thing down like, I can't breath.

[Brooke]

She's doing, like, mouth to mouth. She doesn't know that's out of CPR now. Well, it's actually back in if you're certified, it sounds like.

[Jeffrey]

And she even told us this directly, that she was really panicked in that moment and she didn't know how to help you.

[Brooke]

Yeah, so it sounds like it's not a sexual makeout session. It's just a. She was trying to help. Like, I don't think she was actually trying to kiss you.

[Jeremiah]

I don't know what the hell she was doing.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, well, you know what? Fair. The best thing to do probably is just ask her what she was doing because she is on the other line of this call waiting to talk to you. You.

[Jeremiah]

Are you serious?

[Degree Antiperspirant Announcer]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, I think she's there.

[Lola]

Hey, Jeremiah.

[Jeremiah]

Gosh. Hey.

[Jeffrey]

That's Lola.

[Lola]

It sounds really bad, and I guess it was, like, worse than I thought, but maybe next time we could just do milkshakes where you're not choking.

[Jose]

What?

[Jeffrey]

He was saying that when he started choking, you went up and tried to kiss him. Him.

[Brooke]

Is that true?

[Lola]

No, no, no, no. I was trying to give him cpr. I told you, I've never standing up.

[Brooke]

Cpr. That's not. When you do cpr.

[Lola]

I. I just froze. I just panicked.

[Brooke]

Well, you didn't freeze. You did something.

[Jose]

Yeah, at least you didn't run away, too. That would have been.

[Jeffrey]

You did go Super Smash Bros on his back with the crab mallet, so that was kind of cool.

[Lola]

I mean, I needed to do something, but I knew I. I couldn't hit him that hard, so I just. You know what? I thought the mallet would be quicker, like, harder.

[Jose]

You know, that makes sense when someone else saw what was happening out of the way, right?

[Jeremiah]

Yeah, but why were you just blowing into my mouth and, like, holding on to my cheek?

[Jeffrey]

The visual of it.

[Lola]

Well, no, I, I, I heard that, like, if you blow the food, it can come out or something. Or maybe that's what I thought. I don't know.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, you're trying to. You're trying to blow it down into your. Into your tummy.

[Jeremiah]

Oh, my gosh.

[Jeffrey]

Lola told us that the ride home was very silent and awkward between you two. Was that. Was that whole situation because you were mad at her, or were you just shocked by what had just happened?

[Jeremiah]

I was totally shocked. I had never choked before in my life.

[Jose]

Yeah, none of that serious.

[Brooke]

I thought he was in the car with his killer.

[Jeffrey]

Jeff, the less I save, the more chances I have of survival.

[Lola]

Okay, look, Jeremiah, I'm just thankful you're alive. Even if we don't do a second date, like, I hope you know that that's not what I was trying to do. I was trying to save you.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, that's.

[Jose]

She may not have, but she tried.

[Jeffrey]

That is sweet.

[Brooke]

It. Actually, she's sincere on that, Jeremiah. I mean, you could understand, like, if you were in her position, the panic would definitely be there.

[Jeremiah]

I completely understand. I was panicking, too. My life flashed before my eyes. I get it.

[Jeffrey]

Okay? Yeah, but, yeah, I mean, we all agree. Even Lola is admitting she did a bad job in her life saving attempt. But the effort was there. And if it hadn't been for her clubbing your back with that crab mallet, the other lady wouldn't have known to run over and give you the Heimlich.

[Brooke]

Yeah. Think of her more as, like, fun girl in the car that likes to dance. Less person that will save your life.

[Jeremiah]

Yeah, I. I freaking hate that song.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, okay. Take out the Shaboozy, then. And now that everything is out in the open, we would like to offer to send the two of you out on another day with hopefully zero choking involved. And we would pay for it.

[Jeremiah]

Oh, gosh.

[Brooke]

Jeff hasn't made a promise like that in a long time.

[Jeffrey]

I know. I don't know who would want something like that, but maybe you do. Jeremiah, what do you think about giving Lola one more chance? I mean, she sounds genuinely remorseful and terrible about the way things unfolded.

[Jeremiah]

Yeah, look, I appreciate that. I just. I kind of feel like if you're on a first date and you almost die, it's probably not a good sign.

[Jose]

It's not a good sign.

[Jeffrey]

I agree with Jose on that one.

[Brooke]

Yeah. And it ain't experience could bond people.

[Johnny Knoxville]

Yeah.

[Jose]

We could send you to one of those air bars where they just put, like, air up your nose. You know, the oxygen bars.

[Jeffrey]

Oxygen bar.

[Brooke]

Those were huge in the 2010s. Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Jeremiah, you're saying that this was a sign from the universe that you're not meant to be with Lola?

[Jeremiah]

I think it was a sign from God.

[Brooke]

Wow.

[Jeffrey]

Well, excuse me.

[Brooke]

That seems a little dramatic.

[Jeffrey]

Totally different. All right, well, Lola, is there anything that you want to say to Jeremiah while we still have him on the.

[Brooke]

Phone or God, I mean, explained him, so.

[Lola]

No, I just want to say, seeing that you think this is a sign? You're right. And I. I would want to be with someone who enjoys Shaboozi.

[Brooke]

Oh, that's your sign. We all have different signs.

[Jeffrey]

God speaks in weird ways sometimes.

[Brooke]

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[Narrator (Hell in Heaven Podcast)]

In the new podcast Hell in Heaven. Two young Americans move to the Costa Rican jungle to start over. But one will end up dead, the other tried for murder. Not once. People went wild, not twice, stunned, but three times. John and Ann Bender are rich and attractive and they're devoted to each other. They create a nature reserve and build a a spectacular circular home high on the top of a hill. But little by little, their dream starts to crumble and our couple retreat from reality.

[Jeffrey]

They lose it.

[Jeremiah]

They actually lose it.

[Jeffrey]

They sort of went nuts.

[Narrator (Hell in Heaven Podcast)]

Until one night, everything spins out of control. Listen to Hell in Heaven on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Jeffrey]

A lot of lessons we could take out of that phone call. Maybe, number one, most importantly, don't try mouth to mouth on someone who's actively in the middle of choking.

[Brooke]

I mean, unless they've already passed out and they're on the floor. Then you actually should, you should administer CPR at that point.

[Jose]

But they're passed out, bro.

[Brooke]

Yeah, if they're still standing, mouth to mouth isn't.

[Jeffrey]

Not if they're still conscious. Number two, if they don't like shabuzzi, that's a sign from God.

[Brooke]

You can't take a first aid class to fix that.

[Jeffrey]

No. And finally, if you start choking mid dinner date, that's God's way of telling you you deserve to find someone better.

[Brooke]

This second day was so divine.

[Jeffrey]

It really was a lot of cosmic signs happening. And if you're listening to this right now, that's probably God telling you you need to subscribe to our podcast.

[Jose]

Oh yeah. Unless you choked.

[Brooke]

If you don't believe in God, then that's just us telling us that you should subscribe to the band.

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[Jose]

We'd like that.

[Jeffrey]

Don't make God or us. The universe will come back to bite you if you don't find us online. Wherever you get your podcast. Brooke and jeffrey.

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[Jeffrey]

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[Ed Helms]

Hey, it's Ed Helms, host of Snafu, my podcast about history's greatest screw ups. On our new season, we're bringing you a new Snafu Every single episode.

[Brooke]

32 lost nuclear weapons. You're like, wait, stop. What?

[Ed Helms]

It's gonna be a whole lot of history, a whole lot of funny, and a whole lot of fabulous guests. Paul Scheer, Angela and Jenna. Nick Kroll, Jordan Klepper. Listen to season four of SNAFU with Ed Helms on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Johnny Knoxville]

Johnny Knoxville here. Check out Crimeless Hillbilly Heist, my new true crime podcast from Smartless Media, Campside Media and big money players. It's the true story of the almost perfect crime and the nimrods who almost pulled it off. It was kind of like the perfect.

[Jeffrey]

Storm in a sewer. That was dumb. Do not follow my example.

[Johnny Knoxville]

Listen to Crimeless Hillbilly Heist on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.

[Narrator (Hell in Heaven Podcast)]

Two rich young Americans move to the Costa Rican jungle to start over. But one of them will end up dead and the other tried for murder three times. It starts with a dream, a nature reserve and a spectacular new home. But little by little, they lose it.

[Jeremiah]

They actually lose it.

[Narrator (Hell in Heaven Podcast)]

They sort of went nuts until one night, everything spins out of control. Listen to Hell in Heaven on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Narrator (Graves County Podcast)]

The murder of an 18 year old girl in Graves County, Kentucky, went unsolved for years until a local housewife, a journalist, and a handful of girls came forward with a story.

[Jeffrey]

America, y' all better wake the hell up. Bad things happens to good people in small towns.

[Narrator (Graves County Podcast)]

Listen to Graves county on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. And to binge the entire season ad free. Subscribe to Lava for Good plus on Apple Podcasts.