Second Date Update: Unconventional Beauty and the Feast

Summary

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update – "Unconventional Beauty and the Feast"

Episode Information:

• Title: Second Date Update: Unconventional Beauty and the Feast
• Hosts: Brooke, Jeffrey, and Jose
• Release Date: May 19, 2025
• Platform: iHeartPodcasts
• Description: In this episode, the hosts delve into a listener's second date experience that faced unexpected challenges. They explore the dynamics of unconventional beauty and effective communication in budding relationships, ultimately striving to offer guidance and possibly facilitate a reconciliation.

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1. Introduction to the Segment

The episode begins with the hosts introducing the "Second Date Update" segment, where they discuss listeners' dating experiences, particularly focusing on those who have been ghosted after a promising first encounter.

Notable Quote:

• Jeffrey: "[00:52] 'Second Date update. Meeting somebody that you're interested in at a friend's birthday party sounds kind of fun to me.'"

2. Listener Story: Paul's Date with Stacy

Paul shares his recent date experience with Stacy, highlighting both the positive aspects and the reasons he believes the relationship has stalled.

Key Points:

• Initial Meeting: Paul met Stacy at a mutual friend's birthday party, where he was positioned humorously inside a cake, resulting in sore muscles the next day.

• Description of Stacy: Paul describes Stacy as "not a conventional beauty," emphasizing her striking and unconventional sense of style. Her outfit, reminiscent of a 1930s cigarette saleswoman, sparked intrigue.

Notable Quotes:

• Paul: "[05:00] 'Her name is Stacy. And I would not describe her as a conventional beauty, but she is a person who's extremely striking.'"
• Paul: "[06:58] 'She said that fashion was her passion. I like that saying.'"

3. Dynamics of the Date

During their meal at a Thai restaurant, Paul and Stacy bonded over their shared interest in conspiracy theories, specifically discussing the documentary "Room 237" about "The Shining." However, an awkward moment arose when Paul made a joke about Stacy Venmo-ing him the bill, leading to minimal communication afterward.

Key Points:

• Shared Interests: Their mutual fascination with conspiracy theories provided a unique conversational bridge.
• Awkward Incident: Paul's joke about payment led to Stacy giving him a "dirty look," causing a shift in their interaction.

Notable Quotes:

• Paul: "[08:22] 'That was me. Probably the only awkward part, because when the check came, I made a stupid joke about how she would have to Venmo me.'"
• Jose: "[09:07] 'The vibe's off. You can always tell.'"

4. Communication Breakdown and Hosts' Intervention

A week after the date, Paul reaches out to the hosts seeking assistance in understanding why Stacy hasn't reciprocated his interest. The hosts decide to call Stacy live on air to uncover her perspective.

Key Points:

• Paul's Concern: Despite having a good time, Paul's attempt to reconnect has been met with one-word responses from Stacy.
• Hosts' Strategy: To bridge the communication gap, the hosts engage directly with Stacy to mediate the situation.

Notable Quotes:

• Jeffrey: "[10:24] 'We're gonna reach out to Stacy for you in just a few minutes and find out. Does she have a reason, or is some sort of conspiracy afoot here?'"

5. Stacy's Perspective and the Apology

Stacy reveals her frustration with Paul's lack of photo-taking during their date, expressing that words alone aren't sufficient to convey affection without tangible memories.

Key Points:

• Stacy's Complaint: She felt undervalued as Paul didn't take her photos, despite her taking several selfies that night.
• Paul's Response: Paul apologizes, explaining his focus was on being present and connecting through conversation rather than capturing moments digitally.

Notable Quotes:

• Stacy: "[13:00] 'He didn't take any pictures of me at all during our date, and I look friggin' incredible.'"
• Paul: "[15:00] 'Look, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend you. I never thought that would be an offense.'"

6. Creative Solution and Humorous Resolution

Attempting to mend the situation, the hosts propose a whimsical solution involving Paul booking a grand first-class trip to impress Stacy, highlighting the lengths one might go to rectify miscommunications in dating.

Key Points:

• Hosts' Proposal: Suggesting an extravagant date as a form of apology, albeit humorously acknowledging budget constraints.
• Paul's Commitment: Demonstrates his willingness to go above and beyond to win Stacy back, even joking about booking expensive tickets.

Notable Quotes:

• Jeffrey: "[16:16] 'Paul, would you be open to this idea?'"
• Paul: "[16:19] 'Well, what choice do I have? I mean, if that's the only way I can spend time with her, then that's what I have to do, right?'"

7. Conclusion and Future Outlook

The episode wraps up with the hosts reflecting on the unconventional yet heartfelt efforts to facilitate a second chance for Paul and Stacy. They encourage listeners to reach out with their dating dilemmas and continue sharing stories that blend humor with real-life relationship challenges.

Key Points:

• Hosts' Reflection: Acknowledgment of the unique and sometimes humorous nature of relationship mishaps.
• Listener Engagement: Encouragement for other listeners to participate in future segments by sharing their own experiences.

Notable Quotes:

• Jeffrey: "[19:14] 'Love does work in mysterious ways, and sometimes it takes us to give it a little bit of a nudge.'"
• Becky: "[20:07] 'She's like, he bought me my house and he stays over at his house.'"

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Summary: In "Unconventional Beauty and the Feast," Brooke, Jeffrey, and Jose navigate the complexities of a listener's second date that didn't go as planned. Through humor and direct intervention, they explore the importance of balancing heartfelt conversation with meaningful gestures in building romantic connections. The episode underscores the delicate dance of communication and appreciation in relationships, all while maintaining an engaging and entertaining dialogue with their audience.

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[Jose]

Hey, welcome to a brand new second date update podcast today. Thanks so much for being here with Sprig and Jeffrey in the morning. And you know, normally I like to ask a question, but this one I think is already going to just garner feelings. A lot of comments.

[Brooke]

Yeah, let it do its thing on this one.

[Jose]

Yeah, that's it, Jose. That's exactly it. So let's get to comments that we have had today. Alexis, what are you seeing that you like? Yeah, I saw Cibeso. Cibeso said, I love the smell of Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Brooke]

What do we smell?

[Jose]

I don't know what that would be. You know what? Someone who finally appreciates my oyster casserole life.

[Brooke]

It's a little musty.

[Jose]

Is that what you meant? I don't know. That's what they meant. All right, let's get this podcast started.

[Jeffrey]

Second date update. Meeting somebody that you're interested in at a friend's birthday party.

[Jose]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Sounds kind of fun to me.

[Jose]

Yeah, for sure. What a great place to meet.

[Jeffrey]

That's actually our listener story today for how they met. I've actually met somebody that same way.

[Jose]

Really? Who?

[Jeffrey]

Now keep in mind, I was inside the cake at the time you're gonna pop, ready to pop out. And this party was kind of like a group birthday sort of thing.

[Jose]

Is there another person in the cake with you, Jeff?

[Jeffrey]

No, but I woke up very sore the next morning from crouching inside that cake for so long. But you know what? Enough about me and my story. Let's talk to our listener, Paul. Paul, were you inside of a cake too?

[Paul]

I was not inside of a cake.

[Jose]

Wow, that sounds like a boring party.

[Brooke]

What was it like a flan?

[Jeffrey]

We don't know. We want to know, like what was this birthday? How did you meet this person? Let's hear the whole story.

[Paul]

Yeah, so went to a mutual friend's birthday. That's really not important. But I. I saw a girl there.

[Brooke]

I think it is actually. Because if you're at a friend's birthday, you know, a lot of people, there's mutuals there. It's different if it's a randos party.

[Jose]

And what I'm curious about is, did your friends alert you that there would be a cute single that you were gonna meet?

[Paul]

No.

[Jose]

Okay, okay, okay.

[Brooke]

It was more of a great picture.

[Jose]

This is all on you.

[Jeffrey]

It's more of a natural meeting.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

All right, so tell us, what's the name of this girl that you thought was so attractive?

[Paul]

Her name is Stacy.

[Jose]

Stacy.

[Paul]

And I would not describe her as a conventional beauty, but she is a person who's extremely striking.

[Jose]

I can't tell if this is a compliment or.

[Brooke]

It dabbles, like, almost a combo.

[Jose]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

And then it's like a rugged face or. What did you call it?

[Jose]

I mean, why do you say.

[Brooke]

Feel like you're like, a handsome squirrel?

[Jose]

Like, why even add that into the conversation that it's not conventionally beautiful? Why would you even say that?

[Brooke]

It is bad the more I say.

[Paul]

Yeah, how I would describe her.

[Brooke]

Okay, maybe he means, like, she's not his type, but she was pretty.

[Jose]

Okay, and so how did you start a conversation with her?

[Paul]

Well, I just went up and started talking to her about her outfit, because while it wasn't risque or anything, it was stylish.

[Brooke]

These comments, was it, like, a dress Bromper?

[Jose]

Do you normally meet, like, models in bikinis places?

[Paul]

No, no, no. But again, it was a friend's birthday party, so I showed up in T shirts and jeans, and there she was in this, like, very slim, beautiful outfit. She looked like she could be selling cigarettes in the 1930s.

[Brooke]

Again, not sure if this is a compliment. You have a way with cigarettes.

[Jose]

Cigars.

[Jeffrey]

So she's wearing something that no other woman in their right mind would wear.

[Jose]

But unless it was the 1930s.

[Paul]

Yeah, you guys are painting it in a negative light.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, we are.

[Jose]

We're just teasing you.

[Brooke]

So she's wearing a flapper?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Jose]

Tell us more about the hangout.

[Paul]

Well, talking to her. She's obviously a person who gets a lot of male attention, and that wasn't.

[Jose]

Obvious to me based on the.

[Brooke]

Really wasn't.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, but. Okay, is this considered your date?

[Paul]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I got. I got her Instagram handle, and then I slid into her DMs.

[Jose]

Okay, okay, so you didn't ask her out just then. You asked her out later.

[Paul]

Exactly.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, okay, so tell us about the date where you guys met up.

[Paul]

The day was great. We went out for Thai. We had good food. I continued to ask her questions about her incredible fashion sense, because, again, she showed up in Another unconventional outfit.

[Brooke]

Is she a stylist or something?

[Jose]

I'm just trying to think it was, like, bootcut jeans at this point.

[Brooke]

It's not a crazy. Yeah, she's like, I'm wearing a dress.

[Jose]

Did she like you complimenting her on her fashion style?

[Paul]

Absolutely. It's obvious. She takes a lot of time and preparation and presenting how she looks, and it's incredible. It is really amazing to see.

[Jeffrey]

Okay.

[Jose]

And, you know.

[Jeffrey]

And you know, a lot of women spend, like, a lot of time before a day getting themselves ready, making sure they look really good. So I'm sure she felt scene.

[Paul]

Well, exactly. She said that fashion was her passion. I like that saying.

[Jose]

God, it sounds like a bumper sticker, doesn't it? Yeah.

[Paul]

So she talked on and on about that, and that was great.

[Jose]

Okay.

[Paul]

And at one point, the conversation. Beard. We realized that we were both conspiracy nuts, which is how bizarre.

[Brooke]

Is that fun.

[Jose]

Wait, you believe in them or you just like to know about them?

[Brooke]

Just like to talk about them.

[Paul]

I would say we like to talk about them. But specifically, do you guys know the movie Room 237? No.

[Jose]

Is it a horror film or something? It sounds like it.

[Paul]

No, it's a documentary about the Shining, but. Oh, there's a bunch of conspiracy theories about the movie.

[Jose]

Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. So that was a big point of conversation for you, too, because you'd both seen this.

[Paul]

Exactly.

[Jose]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

Okay.

[Jose]

Interesting topics, though. You know, it's not just weather or. What do you do for work?

[Brooke]

You guys can watch a movie and by the end, be like, okay, we got the treasure map. I think we figured it out.

[Jeffrey]

Really sexy. Setting the mood. So how did you two end the date?

[Paul]

That was me. Probably the only awkward part, because when the check came, I made a stupid joke about how she would have to Venmo me. And then she gave me a really, like, dirty look, and I was like, I was kidding. I was kidding.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, no.

[Jose]

Did she actually venmo you?

[Paul]

No, no, no, no, no. Again, I stressed that I was only kidding. That was the only hiccup, and we had a great meal. I drove her home, I kissed her on the cheek, and haven't really gotten that many decks from her since.

[Jose]

Okay, so there's been some communication. Were you aiming for the cheek or the lips? And she turned.

[Paul]

I would have taken the lips, but I wanted to play it safe. It was her first.

[Brooke]

Okay, That's a cute move, man.

[Jeffrey]

All right, so how long has it been since that date happened?

[Paul]

Almost a week.

[Jose]

All right.

[Brooke]

And nothing like she hasn't texted you I'm busy or anything.

[Paul]

It's very, like, one word answers, so. No.

[Brooke]

The vibe's off. You can always tell.

[Jose]

Yeah. What do you think?

[Paul]

I think she's unconventional, so who knows? I just want to see if you guys can get her to text me back.

[Jose]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

Okay.

[Brooke]

We're gonna call this unconventional woman. I'm excited. What if she talks unconventional?

[Jose]

This is an unconventional way to go about getting another.

[Jeffrey]

That's for sure. So we're gonna reach out to Stacy for you in just a few minutes and find out. Does she have a reason, or is some sort of conspiracy afoot here? Hopefully it's the first. We're gonna do it with your second date update right after this. Hold on. Second d. Date. If you missed the first part of our second date, we learned a new way to compliment a woman is to call her an unconventional beauty.

[Jose]

You know, it's. It's really, honestly, a good compliment. It was just the way he was saying it.

[Brooke]

Felt the word unconventional, like, you are so sexy. Unconventionally just doesn't.

[Jeffrey]

It was a little bit confusing. But we think it was supposed to be a compliment from our listener Paul, who was. He was enamored by Stacy and her unique sense of style, along with her unconventional looks.

[Jose]

Yes.

[Jeffrey]

That most men might not gravitate towards, but one in a million do find her striking, and that one is with us right now. And it drove Paul to reach out to a radio show. Paul, how are you feeling about us calling her in a second here?

[Paul]

Again, I would like to stress she is an attractive woman.

[Jeffrey]

Okay. I'm just quoting you.

[Jose]

Yeah, he's not feeling good after that whole recap, Jeff. But you did say, like, she probably has men hitting on her all the time.

[Paul]

Yeah, yeah, easily.

[Brooke]

Sounds like she also has a lot.

[Jose]

Of confidence and which.

[Brooke]

Stylish.

[Jose]

Totally. That's a good point, Jose. I mean, that might just be it. Maybe she's too busy with other dates to, like, get back to you.

[Jeffrey]

She's just swimming in a sea of dudes right now.

[Jose]

God, are you jealous?

[Jeffrey]

Book my trip. Anyway, let's reach out to Stacy. Hopefully she picks up and can give us a little bit of insight. I'm dialing her number right now.

[Caller]

Hello?

[Jeffrey]

Hi, is this Stacy?

[Caller]

Yeah. Who's this?

[Jeffrey]

Hey, we're a radio show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

[Jose]

Hey, Stacy.

[Brooke]

Good morning.

[Jose]

Welcome to the show.

[Caller]

What is this? Is this, like, a prank?

[Brooke]

It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

[Jose]

No, we do do those, but not this time.

[Jeffrey]

This is Our top rated segment called Brook and Notes called Second Date Update.

[Jose]

Good sell, Jeff.

[Jeffrey]

I was. I was reading the sign on the wall and I got distracted by Brooklyn Jeffrey.

[Brooke]

Always top rated.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, it's actually falling in the rankings as we speak, so we'd like for you to be a part of it.

[Caller]

Yeah, no, I don't think so.

[Jose]

I think you need to hear why we even have your information.

[Jeffrey]

Ye. One of our listeners says he went out on a great date with you recently and would like to see you again. He's a little confused why it's not happening, though. His name's Paul.

[Caller]

No, I can't even. No, don't even know.

[Jose]

Wait, don't even with Paul, or you just hate us and don't want to talk to us?

[Caller]

No. Paul. Like, I have nothing against you guys. I just can't. I'm so mad at him.

[Jeffrey]

Okay. Wow.

[Jose]

Oh, man, he is in the dark.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, if that's how you feel about him, that's totally valid. But he doesn't understand why he doesn't.

[Jose]

Even know you're mad.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, according to his recap of the date, it was actually a great night.

[Announcer]

Oh.

[Caller]

Yeah. He has problems.

[Jose]

Wait, is this a problem you noticed on the day, or is this something you learned about him later?

[Caller]

It was what I learned on the date. Okay, listen. He didn't take any pictures of me at all, all during our date, and I look friggin incredible.

[Jose]

You wanted him to take photos of you?

[Caller]

I mean, the fact is, I am friggin hot. Like, ridiculously hot.

[Jeffrey]

Unconventionally hot. Yeah, yeah.

[Caller]

Yeah, I would say that.

[Jeffrey]

Definitely not your standard.

[Jose]

Okay, that's great. And you wanted him to pull out his camera as soon as he complimented you and start snapping photos at some point.

[Caller]

He didn't do any. And I kept even giving him hints, like, oh, my God, how many more selfies? Like, take a freaking picture of me.

[Jose]

Did you say he took selfies? Did he take pictures of himself?

[Caller]

No, I took selfies.

[Jose]

That is funny that he didn't bring that up. That would be a weird thing. So you took pictures of yourself?

[Caller]

If you saw what I look like, you'd understand.

[Jeffrey]

Stacy, I'm trying to understand. By him not wanting to take a photo of you on his phone.

[Jose]

No, not. Not wanting to. Not doing.

[Jeffrey]

Not doing it to you. That was like an offense.

[Caller]

Can I be honest with you? There's a reason they say actions speak louder than words. He can tell me I'm beautiful. Like, I know I'm beautiful, okay? But it means nothing without actually taking Pictures of my beauty.

[Brooke]

Okay, if he.

[Jeffrey]

If he really thought that you were as beautiful as he said he was, he would have been taking photos to memorialize that moment for all of time.

[Jose]

Hey, maybe he took secret candids when you weren't looking. We don't know.

[Brooke]

That would be so creepy.

[Jose]

Well, she likes it.

[Brooke]

Did you just say that's creepy? I heard her say that.

[Caller]

Well, it'll be creepster if he did it without me knowing it.

[Brooke]

Okay, at least we have the guidelines.

[Jose]

You do have boundaries. I'm glad. I am happy to hear that.

[Jeffrey]

Well, I hope that this isn't too creepy to tell you, but I hope.

[Brooke]

He'S been taking pictures.

[Jeffrey]

Paul is actually on the other line, quietly listening. Yeah, that's how the segment works, is we have them listen to hear what the reasoning is. So, Paul, are you there?

[Paul]

Yeah, I would just want to say that I know you looked incredible on the day, and that's how I was telling you how beautiful you were. I'm pretty sure I said it, like, multiple times.

[Jose]

Oh, you're missing the point, Paul.

[Caller]

Words mean nothing without the actions to back it up.

[Paul]

Well, I was just focused on being present with you and having a good conversation and connecting with you. I thought that was more important.

[Brooke]

Usually that's a huge.

[Caller]

Really? You were just thinking of yourself?

[Jose]

You're selfish. I think he's trying to say that there was so much more to you, you know, than just how beautiful you are.

[Caller]

I giving him a pass he doesn't deserve.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, Paul, can you admit that you were selfish that night by not taking a bunch of photos of her?

[Paul]

Look, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend you. I never thought that would be an offense.

[Caller]

Well, that sounds patronizing. And I was so sad when I got home that night. I only took five selfies in my outfit.

[Jeffrey]

Only five?

[Caller]

Normally, I take a lot more. Hello?

[Jeffrey]

Oh, yeah, if you only take five photos of yourself, you know that's a bad night, right, Alexis?

[Caller]

Yeah, I do. Yes. What do you have to say about it, Paul?

[Paul]

You know, out of the millions of different things that could have gone wrong on the date, I didn't think of this. Yeah, I should have.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Paul]

And I wish. I wish I'd taken more photos. I really. I wish I had.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Caller]

And I wish that the apology could have come a long time ago.

[Jose]

Oh, are you saying it's too late?

[Jeffrey]

We're having constructive communication here, so maybe this is a good opportunity to ask. Would both of you consider going out with each other another time? With many, many Photos taken of Stacy. And if you're willing to do that, then we would pay for it.

[Brooke]

We should hire a photographer.

[Jose]

No, no, we don't have that budget.

[Brooke]

Sorry.

[Caller]

Yeah, I think you should book us a trap.

[Brooke]

Yo, we don't have that at all. We just said we don't have money.

[Jose]

For a trip to Applebee's.

[Paul]

You want me to book a trip?

[Jeffrey]

You want Paul to book it?

[Caller]

Didn't I just say that? I feel like I just said that.

[Jose]

Okay, well, you just met him. You want to go on a trip with him. You weren't even gonna call him back a second ago.

[Jeffrey]

Think of how great she's gonna look on vacation, bro.

[Caller]

Thinking like first class.

[Brooke]

What?

[Caller]

Paul, Houston, Coach, wherever that is. That's what I'm thinking.

[Brooke]

You're thinking airplane. I thought you meant like a road trip.

[Jose]

So that's how you apologize to you. Right?

[Caller]

And listen, he. He can sit and coach.

[Jose]

Oh, okay.

[Brooke]

Take pics of you on the plane.

[Jose]

That's going to save him some money, though. Yes, don't argue that point.

[Jeffrey]

This is very, very reasonable. Woman on the phone who clearly.

[Caller]

Thank you.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, you're welcome, Stacy.

[Jose]

So, look, Sarcas.

[Jeffrey]

Unfortunately, due to our radio budget, we're not going to be able to pay for plane tickets. But maybe we can fund the in flight meal. At least the coach one. We could probably afford that one for Paul.

[Jose]

I think it's 10 bucks. It's usually an $8 snack box.

[Jeffrey]

Paul, would you be open to this idea?

[Paul]

Well, what choice do I have? I mean, if that's the only way I can spend time with her, then that's what I have to do, right?

[Jeffrey]

Wow. The lengths that he's willing to go to for you. Stacy, would you agree to a date.

[Caller]

With him as long as he's in? Coach accepts the terms that I'm in first class and he does selfies of me.

[Brooke]

Oh, what if he buys two first class tickets? Honestly, you're next to him.

[Jose]

They are not equals.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, he needs to remember he's going to be punished for a few weeks before he's allowed to sit next to her. But look at that. Paul, you asked us for another date. You started off with a little bit of miscommunication. Yeah, not enough photos taken. And ended with the most, most unconventional, beautiful romance in all of history.

[Jose]

I have a tear in my eye.

[Jeffrey]

I must feel good.

[Paul]

It doesn't feel bad.

[Jose]

It will when you check your bank account later.

[Jeffrey]

She doesn't care about that.

[Alexis]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Jeffrey]

When you're a man and you see a sliver of an opening to hang out with an unconventional woman, and she says, buy me a first class plane trip to somewhere nice while you sit and coach. Yeah, you can't let an opportunity like that, that slip away.

[Jose]

I guess not.

[Jeffrey]

That's right.

[Brooke]

It's not an opportunity.

[Jose]

Jeff sounds like such a good, healthy relationship.

[Jeffrey]

Yep. Paul is no fool and jumped right on top of it. That's why he's on Travelocity right Now, booking a $7,000 first class ticket to Turks and Caicos like a real gentleman.

[Brooke]

I always wanted to go there while.

[Jose]

He flies in the luggage compartment.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, if he's lucky. But, hey, good on you, Paul. You came here for a date and you, like, left with one.

[Jose]

Do you think that we're gonna get an update from them, like, five years from now where they're happily married with a couple babies on the way?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

She's like, he bought me my house and he stays over at his house.

[Jose]

She'll be happy.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. Love does work in mysterious ways, and sometimes it takes us to give it a little bit of a nudge. So email the show, we'll call that person who's not calling you back, and go check out all of our second dates. See our whole resume. Wherever you get your podcast, they're up. BrookeandJeffrey.

[Jose]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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[Jeffrey]

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[Jeffrey]

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If we don't do it, who else will?

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[Brooke]

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