Second Date Update: Universe Is Busy

Summary

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Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Episode: Universe Is Busy
Date: February 11, 2026
Podcast by iHeartPodcasts

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Episode Overview

In this Valentine’s week episode, the Brooke and Jeffrey team launches a new “Second Date Update” centered on Ally, who claims to have manifested her dream man into existence—only to be ghosted after a promising FaceTime dinner. The hosts investigate what went wrong, revealing a bizarre twist involving mistaken identity, an uncle, and a whole lot of faith in the universe. True to the show’s spirit, this installment mixes heartfelt moments, pure awkwardness, and lots of laughs.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Setting the Stage: The Art of Manifesting Love

• (03:37) Jeffrey introduces Ally, who attended a self-improvement seminar and was encouraged to ask the universe for what she wanted.
• (04:42) Ally describes coming home inspired, vocalizing her hopes for a boyfriend, and channeling her desires through sketching—drawing the “same man” over and over.
• (06:30) On dating apps, she discovers a profile that matches her repeated sketches and reaches out.

Brooke [08:55]: “Did you show him the sketchbook over FaceTime? Because that would be too much. He saw the pre-manifesting?”

2. The Digital Courtship—But Never in Person

• (07:04–08:39) The connection between Ally and “Chris” goes from apps, to texting, to FaceTime, to dinner over video; they never meet in the flesh, but build what feels like real rapport.
• (09:38) Ally is confused when communication suddenly stops; she tries texting and messaging on Instagram to no avail.

3. The Hosts Weigh In: Is This Just Too Much Too Soon?

• (10:19) The team debates whether Ally’s high expectations (and drawings) put too much pressure on Chris or herself.
• (10:36) Rick wonders why someone who invests in FaceTime would back out of meeting up: “Why put in the time to FaceTime if you were gonna plan on meeting up?”

4. Getting to the Bottom of It: The Confrontation Call

• (12:43) Chris picks up, clearly in a hurry. He quickly reveals he feels bombarded by Ally’s persistent texts and thinks she may have mistaken him for someone else.

Chris [13:33]: “She just keeps texting me and she asks to hang out, and I actually think that she thinks that I’m somebody else.”

• (13:45) Chris explains that Ally sent him a sketch of a man who isn’t him—but matches his uncle, who appears in two of Chris’s dating profile photos.

5. The Uncle Switcheroo

• (15:05) Twist: During their FaceTime “date,” it was actually Chris’s uncle, not Chris, on the other end. Chris confesses he was intimidated by Ally’s intensity and felt she liked his uncle’s look more, so the uncle filled in.

Chris [15:33]: “I panicked and I asked him to fill in for me when you wanted to FaceTime. So I asked him to get on the call and pretend to be me…”

• Uncle Phil, in his 40s and going through a divorce, is staying on Chris’ couch and agreed to play along.

6. Ally’s Reaction—And a New Love Interest?

• Ally is more intrigued than offended.
  • (17:07) Rather than being upset, she’s open (“Is he available?”).
  • (18:04) She even asks about Uncle Phil’s readiness to date.

Ally [17:11]: “I feel lied to by Chris. But if his uncle was the man that I'm looking for, then yeah.”

Chris [18:13]: “...after you guys got off the FaceTime, he was ready to go. He said, ‘I would definitely get with that.’”

• The hosts are both amused and incredulous at this unexpectedly open-minded response.

7. Would You Like a Date With Uncle Phil?

• (19:24) Jeffrey officially offers to send Ally and Uncle Phil on a date (when he’s ready).
• (20:00) The group riffs on whether this is the weirdest Second Date Update outcome to date.

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Memorable Quotes & Moments

• Ally [04:56]: “The reason you’re not getting what you want in life is because you’re not asking the universe for the thing you want.”
• Rick [12:01]: “Draw a better guy. Hotter guy. Guy with 20/20 vision even.”
• Chris [13:45]: “It is the spitting image of this guy that she sketched. She’s drawing your uncle!”
• Jeffrey [17:17]: “Sometimes the universe has a roundabout way of getting to the destination that you want to be at.”
• Chris [18:13]: “He said, I would definitely get with that.”
• Brooke [19:15]: “Well, you may wake up one morning and Ally and your uncle will be on that couch.”
• Ally [19:21]: “I hope the universe manifests something more comfortable than a couch.”

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Notable Timestamps

• 03:37 – Jeffrey sets up the manifestation story
• 04:42–07:04 – Ally explains her process and the sketchbook connection
• 07:33 – Texting moves to FaceTime “dinner”
• 09:38 – Ally shares her confusion over getting ghosted
• 12:43 – Hosts call Chris for answers
• 13:45 – The uncle is revealed as the FaceTime participant
• 15:33 – Chris confesses why he had his uncle impersonate him
• 17:11 – Ally is surprisingly receptive to shifting her affections to Uncle Phil
• 19:24 – The hosts consider setting up Ally with Chris’s uncle

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Episode Tone and Takeaways

• The episode is classic “Second Date Update”—playful, sometimes irreverent, but empathetic. The hosts riff on the absurdity (“Draw a better guy!”), but never lose sight of Ally’s earnestness and optimism in manifesting love.
• The unexpected twist (catfishing, but with the help of an uncle) generates laughter and genuine surprise, while Ally’s openness to the universe’s sense of humor underscores the show’s central theme: Sometimes, love stories are stranger than fiction.
• The hosts wrap by reflecting on fate, trust, and what the universe really provides for hopeful romantics.

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For listeners new to the show, this episode offers all the signature elements: heartfelt intentions, jaw-dropping twists, and plenty of banter—a Valentine’s week treat with a truly unpredictable second date!

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Transcript

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[Rick]

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[Jeffrey]

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[Rick]

Yeah, it's our bread and butter, but.

[Jeffrey]

It'S our huge week.

[Rick]

Yes. For the second podcast. Thank you so much for being here. It's Rick and Jeffrey in the morning. We got a brand new episode today about to start, but highlighting you, our incredible listeners.

[Brooke]

Speaking of Valentine's Day, Jeff said the other day on our show that the odds are not good for couples who get together on Valentine's Day get married, but.

[Rick]

Oh, customs commented and said my wife.

[Brooke]

And I are breaking all the odds. They're going for our lucky 13th anniversary this Valentine's Day.

[Rick]

That's so rad.

[Jeffrey]

So.

[Rick]

And I love that they're listening to.

[Brooke]

Our show on there.

[Jacob Goldstein]

Yeah.

[Rick]

Well, I mean, it's how it keeps you together.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Rick]

Because you're like, well, I don't want to do that.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Rick]

I don't want to do the dating thing, so.

[Brooke]

Keeping your marriage happy.

[Rick]

Yeah. Look at that. Love is alive. And maybe it's alive in this second date podcast that starts right now.

[Brooke]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, Second date update.

[Jeffrey]

Can you dream your perfect date into reality?

[Rick]

Oh, well, you can sure try.

[Jeffrey]

I know it sounds a little different, but we've got one lady on the phone who says she did just that. No way. Dreamed it then, did it.

[Rick]

Okay. Manifested.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Rick]

I was gonna come up with a nickname for it, but I don't know her first name.

[Jeffrey]

So you should dream of a nickname first and then it can become a reality. And I don't know who or how or when or why, but it would suck if you dreamed up your perfect date and then now they're not calling you back. Oh, yeah. Unless. Unless. Allie, did you dream that you were gonna have to talk to our show too, on your love journey? Was that part of it?

[Ally]

I did not dream that specifically.

[Jeffrey]

No.

[Brooke]

Usually a nightmare.

[Rick]

Yeah. Do you often make dreams reality or is this a one off?

[Ally]

I'm trying to make it more of a thing.

[Rick]

Okay. All right.

[Jeffrey]

Okay. We're going to move on from all of our hurt feelings about what you just said earlier, and we're going to go ahead. Let's start at the beginning. Take us back to how it all began.

[Ally]

Yeah. So I actually went to. It was like a self improvement seminar, I guess. You would call was like a weekend long event. There were several speaker, like motivational speakers, career coaches.

[Rick]

So you're on a journey to improve yourself and you're trying to take some steps to make it happen.

[Ally]

Exactly.

[Rick]

Yes.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, Good for you. Interesting.

[Ally]

Okay, there's one speaker in particular, and the whole thing they were trying to say is the reason you're not getting what you want in life is because you're not asking the universe for the thing you want.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, I can see that. Okay. I feel like I asked my mom to not call me anymore, and yet I feel like if anything, I just get more phone calls.

[Ally]

Well, did you ask your mom not to call you or did you ask the universe?

[Rick]

Jeff's mom. Jeff's mom is his universe.

[Jeffrey]

No, no, but I see.

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[Jeffrey]

She's right, though, Jeff. I see your point, though.

[Rick]

You're making a mistake.

[Jeffrey]

I gotcha. All right, so you have to ask the universe for what you want.

[Rick]

So what did you ask the universe for?

[Ally]

Yeah, the message resonated with me, and so I went home and I would ask the universe to bring me a boyfriend.

[Rick]

Oh, okay.

[Jeffrey]

Wow.

[Rick]

Send me an angel.

[Jeffrey]

Does the universe work like a genie wish where you can't wish love upon yourself? You know how that's part of the genius.

[Rick]

She didn't ask for love. She just asked for a man.

[Jeffrey]

You guys are catching up.

[Ally]

It's not just asking and receiving. You have to put your own work into it. Like, I'm also. I'm an artist as well. And what I started doing was I took out my sketchbooks and I started drawing men to the point where I was drawing the same man over and over again.

[Rick]

Do not tell me you met this man in real life, the one you were drawing.

[Ally]

Well, I am on the app, but, like, none of them look like this guy until one day.

[Brooke]

No.

[Ally]

Yes.

[Jeffrey]

You don't have the eight pack abs that I sketched.

[Rick]

Do you sketch height? Do you sketch height in bank accounts, too?

[Ally]

But there was a. There was a lot of things that matched, you know, like.

[Rick]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Ally]

Dark hair. He had dark hair. It was like a similar haircut. Even the shape of the glasses. I drew glasses on him, and it was. He wore the same shape.

[Rick]

Oh, my God. So obviously you swiped right on him.

[Ally]

Yes. And it's exactly like the seminar said. You put it out there, and, you know, I put it out there. I said it vocally. And I drew and I drew until. Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

It's nice to know that if you're really, really obsessed with someone, eventually they have to come to?

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[Rick]

I mean, what was the connection like when you started talking?

[Ally]

Really, really good. Sometimes you'll swipe on people and like, the conversation fizzles out. This was good conversation right away.

[Rick]

Oh my God.

[Jeffrey]

Nice. Is this a date or.

[Ally]

So what happened was we exchanged numbers and the same day we went from messaging to texting to calling. I find out he has a great job, he's in the tech industry. He tells me about his family. Then we switched to FaceTime.

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[Rick]

Oh, wow.

[Jeffrey]

FaceTime.

[Brooke]

That could be awkward.

[Ally]

Sure. But it's a safe, good way to like, kind of like I can get a vibe, I can know what he sounds like, his mannerisms. And like, this was probably around like 6:45 when we were FaceTime.

[Jeffrey]

Sorry, how many seconds? 6:45.

[Rick]

And how many seconds did you ever meet in person? Or is this your date?

[Ally]

We plan to meet in person. Like, we talked during FaceTime. We were eating our dinner together. It was like we were at a restaurant together.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, gotcha. So earlier when you said that the banter between you was good, that was never happening in person. This is all over the phone and video chat.

[Ally]

Yeah, but you know, when you're on FaceTime with someone, you can get like a really good idea.

[Jeffrey]

That's okay. You don't have to make excuses for your dream guy. I understand you can use filters and cool backgrounds. That's good.

[Ally]

And I, I wanted to go on an in person date with how quickly we move through the channel getting to FaceTime, but it hasn't.

[Rick]

Wow.

[Jeffrey]

Like you're. You're going really, really quickly through it. Alexis, is this sounding like skeptical to you or is it going really fast? Like, what's your.

[Brooke]

Did you show him the sketchbook over FaceTime? Did you? Because that would be too much. He saw the pre manifesting.

[Rick]

Or was the picture of him framed in the background?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, I don't understand how that would be a problem, but I am curious how she answers.

[Rick]

Jeff would be flattered.

[Ally]

You know, I told him that I sketch and that I do portraits, but.

[Rick]

Okay.

[Ally]

I didn't directly say I drew him.

[Rick]

Okay, okay, that's fair because then that.

[Brooke]

Would be a little much.

[Jeffrey]

But you can insinuate I had a feeling that I was gonna meet somebody, like in the near future. Even that's a little.

[Rick]

I mean, it is odd that a guy would be that invested to do all of this. The phone calls and the FaceTime and then just drop off afterwards.

[Jeffrey]

It doesn't seem like that much to do a FaceTime Really?

[Rick]

I feel like it is.

[Brooke]

Sat on there and eat dinner with her on the phone.

[Ally]

I was confused as to why I haven't heard anything. I texted him, I sent him messages on Instagram.

[Rick]

Totally dropped off since the face re.

[Brooke]

Ask me my question, Jeff, if it was too much.

[Jeffrey]

All right, so I don't know if you already told us this, but what's this guy's name?

[Ally]

Chris.

[Jeffrey]

Chris. Perfect universe Chris. Not Christopher. No, we'll stick with Chris. God of the universe, when we come back and call him and try and get you a second date with your perfect man that you manifested for yourself.

[Rick]

Out of thin air.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, it's amazing. It's coming up right after this.

[Brooke]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update.

[Jeffrey]

Dreams can truly become reality.

[Rick]

So inspirational.

[Jeffrey]

I know that for two reasons. The first is because Brooke got to work with me in her career. I think she's mentioned it on her social media many, many times, how badly she wanted to work directly with me. And now her dream has come true.

[Rick]

You may be looking at the wrong social media handles.

[Jeffrey]

Brooke is embarrassed that the truth is coming out, and my face is all over her dream board at her desk. The second way that I know dreams can become reality is our listener. Allie said that she went to a self improvement seminar where she was told she can ask the universe for anything, and she went home and asked for a boyfriend. Then started drawing the same guy over and over again in her sketch pad. Ended up matching with him on the dating apps. Unfortunately, now the guy is not calling her back.

[Rick]

They haven't even met in person yet.

[Jeffrey]

Yes, that is important to note. They never, never went on an actual date. It was just a FaceTime meetup where he went to the fridge and ate a frozen burrito on camera, which Brooke thought was truly romantic. Next level for a guy.

[Rick]

Just saying, why put in the time to FaceTime if you were gonna plan on meeting up?

[Ally]

I felt like if we weren't vibing, he would have ended the call much sooner.

[Rick]

I mean, you sound really chill about it. The thing I worried about is that you put so much pressure on him, on yourself, with this whole dream part.

[Ally]

I just don't know what I'm gonna do, you know, it's like I got the. It really resonated, and I spent hours drawing him, and I really got it perfect. So I don't know what I'm gonna do if this doesn't work out.

[Rick]

There's always another guy to draw. Don't worry, Ali.

[Brooke]

Yeah, draw a better guy.

[Rick]

Hotter guy. Guy with 2020 vision even.

[Jeffrey]

You know, I know Brooke draws photos of me all the time and hangs them around her station. She does. It's okay. I know. I'm. I'm bringing the truth out in this segment and it's very embarrassing for Brooke.

[Rick]

Yes, I'm very humiliated.

[Jeffrey]

Thank you for admitting that. Okay, so here, I'm gonna dial this guy Chris. Hopefully he picks up and we can get you two back together, maybe for the first time face to face in real life.

[Ally]

So I am going to ask the universe to help you help him.

[Rick]

I hope the universe isn't too busy.

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[Jeffrey]

But we do need all the help we can get. So we'll let the universe in. I'm going to start dialing the number right now. Here we go.

[Chris]

Hello?

[Jeffrey]

Hey, we're looking to speak with Chris.

[Chris]

Speaking. Who's this?

[Jeffrey]

Hey, this is a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

[Rick]

Hey, Chris.

[Chris]

I'm good, guys. I really appreciate it.

[Jeffrey]

Sorry, we don't mean to, like, barge into your life right now, Chris, but we do have some questions we'd like to ask you and I promise you it won't take a lot of time.

[Chris]

All right, I have a 3:30, so let's go and make this quick.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, what time zone? Yeah, okay. Yeah, no, we'll just. We'll go through as quickly as we can. We're doing something called a second date update, trying to help out one of our listeners that you matched with on a dating app recently, a girl named Ally.

[Chris]

Oh. Oh, my God.

[Rick]

What? Oh, no.

[Chris]

Never ends.

[Rick]

It never ends? Is that what you just said?

[Chris]

No.

[Rick]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

What. What do you mean it never ends?

[Chris]

She just keeps texting me. All right, I've tried to just put this one to bed and.

[Rick]

Oh, you mean that figuratively? Not literally.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, put it to bed, not take her to bed.

[Chris]

Okay, Absolutely. Figuratively. She just keeps texting me and she asks to hang out, and I actually think that she thinks that I'm somebody else.

[Rick]

What? What do you mean?

[Chris]

Well, I don't know. I don't know what she told you, but we started texting. We met on the apps.

[Rick]

Yeah.

[Chris]

And it was going all fine and dandy. It was great. But then she messages me and she tells me that I've been dreaming of meeting you. And first I'm like, all right, she might be an artist. She's kind of, you know, into that stuff.

[Rick]

And then it's romantic. I mean, it can probably feel like a lot, but yeah, I think.

[Jeffrey]

I think a lot of people express excitement in different Ways. That was probably her way of just saying, I'm so glad that I matched with you. Yeah, right.

[Chris]

It was sweet. Until it wasn't. And she sends me this sketch of a guy.

[Rick]

Oh, she did?

[Jeffrey]

Oh, she sent you this? Oh, okay. We didn't know that.

[Chris]

She sent me a sketch of this guy, and it is not me, but it's someone that I do know.

[Rick]

What do you mean, you know him?

[Chris]

In my profile pics on my app, my uncle is in two of them.

[Rick]

Wait, your uncle is in the pictures of your profile?

[Chris]

And it is the spitting image of this guy that she sketched.

[Rick]

She's drawing your uncle.

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[Jeffrey]

The university.

[Ally]

That was a picture of you. That was a picture of you.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, God. Wait, okay, wait.

[Rick]

The photo on his profile or the.

[Jeffrey]

You didn't hear that, did you? Cat's out of the bag at this point because I need to tell you, Chris, Ali has actually been listening to this call the entire time.

[Jacob Goldstein]

Yeah, I know.

[Jeffrey]

She was supposed to wait a little bit longer before she jumped in, but I guess the universe told her to go for it.

[Chris]

Listen, Ally, can I just talk to you straight here? My uncle is staying on my couch right now. He's going through a divorce.

[Rick]

Oh.

[Chris]

So I panicked and I asked him to fill in for me when you wanted to FaceTime. So I asked him to get on the call and pretend to be me and my uncle. He was happy to do it. Yeah. I have red hair, freckles. I am a ginger, like, kiss by fire.

[Rick]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

Doesn't mean you're ugly, bro.

[Rick]

No, no. It just doesn't match the picture.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, okay.

[Chris]

No, not at all.

[Jeffrey]

Okay.

[Ally]

So you lied. You lied to me.

[Chris]

But I didn't necessarily lie to you. You just put so much pressure on it. You wanted a guy that looked like that, so I figured I'd step out of the way and let my uncle talk to you.

[Ally]

Okay. So how old is he?

[Chris]

He's in his 40s.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

So, I mean, you had chemistry with him, right? Yeah.

[Rick]

I mean, why would you want a divorce? Guy sleeping on his nephew's couch? Oh, sorry.

[Chris]

I have. I have no idea how she got confused by it. I have six pictures up there, and he's in two of them. I mean, all of them.

[Ally]

It's the first two. And when I saw the first picture and I saw. I'm like, there he is. That's the guy I drew. I didn't need to look at the rest of the pictures, okay?

[Chris]

People see what they're looking for, and you obviously were looking for him.

[Ally]

So, all right. So this whole thing was set up, however it happened. And one thing led to another, and I did talk to the guy that was in my photo. It was just your uncle, so.

[Jeffrey]

Whoa.

[Ally]

What's his deal?

[Rick]

What do you mean, what's his deal? You're not upset?

[Jeffrey]

Is he available?

[Rick]

You don't feel mad at him? Wait, you don't feel lied to or deceived?

[Ally]

I feel lied to by Chris. But if his uncle was the man that I'm looking for, then yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. Sometimes the universe has a roundabout way of getting to the destination that you want to be at. So, Chris, I think what Ali is trying to ask you is what exactly is the sitch with your uncle right now? Is he ready to swing vines to the next lady? Swing vines, bro?

[Rick]

Is that how you say it?

[Jeffrey]

Well, how do you get closure from his last relationship?

[Rick]

Is he ready to date again?

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What?

[Chris]

Brooke said my uncle. He hasn't shaved in about a week.

[Rick]

Oh, okay. Let's not throw.

[Jeffrey]

Okay. Why are you blocking him? He's going through it right now.

[Chris]

Yeah, listen, if you wanna. If you have at it. Listen, hold on a second.

[Brooke]

Talk about your family.

[Jeffrey]

Don't bring your uncle onto this call.

[Ally]

I'll tell you this. They sound exactly the same.

[Rick]

Interesting.

[Chris]

I'll tell you this, Ali, after you guys got off the FaceTime, he was ready to go. He said, I would definitely get with that.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, I would get with that. It's so romantic.

[Rick]

Wow. Is that the line you were hoping for, Ally?

[Ally]

You know, I. I was hoping the universe would give me something similar to that. Yes.

[Rick]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

I would get with that forever.

[Brooke]

I mean, you're. That he's.

[Rick]

Have at it.

[Jacob Goldstein]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

You're already speaking the same language.

[Rick]

I can't believe everyone's on the same page.

[Chris]

I mean, he's down for it, but he's. He's gonna need a few more months before he can actually legally go out with it. But what is marriage these days, right?

[Rick]

What?

[Ally]

He could date while he's. While it's being processed. There's no rule against that.

[Rick]

Okay, I don't think they. About messy, Jose.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Rick]

This whole thing.

[Jeffrey]

So I guess normally we'd offer to send Ali and Chris on a date.

[Rick]

But we'll send him on a date with a legally married man.

[Jeffrey]

Hey, come on. They're separating. On his way out of the marriage?

[Chris]

Yeah, they're separated. But he's sleeping on my couch. I'm serious.

[Jeffrey]

Okay.

[Rick]

Okay. Well, you may wake up one morning, and Ally and your uncle will be on that couch.

[Ally]

I hope the universe manifests something more comfortable than a couch.

[Jeffrey]

I can't believe I'm asking this, but. But Ali, do you want to go out with Chris's uncle? When the time is right. And we'll pay for it. That's a weird ass.

[Ally]

Can I get his name? What is your uncle's name?

[Chris]

It's Uncle Phil.

[Jeffrey]

Fresh Prince. And so, Chris, as your uncle's proxy, will you say yes on his behalf?

[Rick]

I do believe this is a legally binding agreement.

[Jeffrey]

Do you think he'd like to go out with Ally?

[Chris]

Yeah, he would.

[Brooke]

Look at that.

[Rick]

Just a classy family.

[Brooke]

I just got a date.

[Jeffrey]

He's like asleep on a couch.

[Ally]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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[Jeffrey]

How come no one's talking about Uncle Phil being asleep on the couch when we call? Because it's almost noon when we tape that. Yeah, he's the best wingman. He got a Date while he was asleep. That's crazy.

[Rick]

Phil's asleep on the couch.

[Jeffrey]

No. Yeah, the circumstance.

[Brooke]

I'm guessing Phil's wife, soon to be ex wife, would be kind of happy.

[Rick]

He'S got a date going on.

[Jeffrey]

It's gonna be out of her hair. Yeah.

[Rick]

Doesn't sound like like she's going to be jealous.

[Jeffrey]

No, not at all. And Ally didn't seem bothered by it really at all.

[Rick]

I couldn't believe it. Like you've been lied to and deceived. You talk to a man that you thought was someone else and you're like, well, is he single?

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[Jeffrey]

It goes to show she trusts the universe. She's like, I don't care what he does. I don't care the situation he's in. That's my man.

[Rick]

Nobody ever said the universe was trustworthy.

[Jeffrey]

Do you really want to put your eggs in the basket of a twice divorced uncle who's sleeping at noon on his nephew's couch during the weekday? I don't know. Although he would say he would get with that. So that is pretty romantic. I don't know what that means though.

[Rick]

Third time's a charm. That saying comes from somewhere.

[Jeffrey]

Oh yes. Maybe Ally is the medicine that Uncle Phil needs in order to get himself back on his feet.

[Rick]

And why I'm sure it's not working on himself. That's a good point.

[Jeffrey]

And why are we talking so much about Uncle Phil now? We're manifesting Phil and I'm drawing to pictures of him in my head.

[Rick]

Okay, that's strange.

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