Second Date Update UPDATE: Does This Smell Like Ur Mom?

Summary

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Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update UPDATE - "Does This Smell Like Ur Mom?"

Episode Date: July 30, 2026
Podcast: Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update, iHeartPodcasts
Episode Theme: Revisiting a memorable, quirky Second Date Update featuring Denise and Caleb, with an exclusive update on their relationship after the infamous "perfume counter" saga.

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Episode Overview

In this special “Update Update” installment, Brooke, Jeffrey, and the team reconnect with Denise and Caleb—whose first encounter at a perfume counter led to one of the show’s most awkwardly adorable stories. The episode revisits the original "Second Date Update," highlights the hilarious misunderstanding about Caleb’s “supplement” usage, and wraps up with a joyous check-in on the couple’s relationship status (and beard status!).

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

The Denise & Caleb Origin Story

[05:28 - 11:00]

• Denise, a creative dater, first appeared on the show after trying to meet men at a golf course.
• Her new strategy: work part-time at a perfume counter during the holidays to meet single men, hypothesizing that gift-shoppers are often eligible.
• She meets Caleb—a notably shy guy—shopping for a perfume for his mom.

Brooke [05:28]: “She ended up meeting one guy named Franklin who owned a couple car washes. That whole thing didn’t work out…Denise is not giving up.”

• Denise’s bold flirting includes spraying herself with perfume and inviting Caleb to smell it. She even writes her number on his receipt.
• Caleb, very timid, texts but never asks for a date, prompting Denise to reach out to the show for help.

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The Second Date Call: Unpacking Caleb’s Reluctance

[12:49 - 16:49]

• The hosts call Caleb to encourage him to go on a date with Denise.
• Caleb admits he likes Denise but says he “can’t go out with her…not the right time.”
• When pressed, he confesses he’s waiting on supplements for “working on himself,” which he describes as something “to do with growing.”
• The hosts, and Denise, speculate awkwardly on the nature of these supplements (hair loss? Steroids? Something else?).
• Caleb wants to be “ready” for Denise and is embarrassed by all the attention.

Caleb [14:00]: “Well, I’m not exactly sure. I ordered some special supplements, and I’m trying them out, see whether they're effective…”

• Eventually, he reveals the supplement is called "Beard Burst," intended to help him grow facial hair. Much laughter ensues at the anticlimactic reveal.

Caleb [17:06]: “Beard burst? It’s for facial hair. Because beards are really hot right now.”

Denise [17:16]: “It’s about facial hair…Oh my goodness.”

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Mutual Support & Official Second Date

[17:18 - 19:10]

• Denise warmly reassures Caleb that she's happy to support his “beard journey.”
• Suggests, playfully, “As long as I can be your personal facial massager, I think we can make this work.”
• The hosts offer to pay for their next date if Caleb agrees to go out again—he enthusiastically accepts.
• The couple shares flirty banter about Caleb deleting his dating apps.

Caleb [19:03]: “Thanks. And tonight, I’m gonna delete my Tinder profile.”

Denise [18:02]: “As long as I can be your personal facial massager, I think we can make this work.”

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UPDATE: Six Months Later—Where Are They Now?

[20:45 - 23:23]

• The hosts check in with both Denise and Caleb.
• Caleb clarifies for listeners that “the beard is the only thing that needed help growing.”

Caleb [21:16]: “The one thing that I do want to make clear is the beard is the only thing that needed help growing.”

Host [21:24]: “He needed to clarify for the ladies.”

• Denise shares that things are “absolutely great” and that Caleb has become a minor online celebrity as the beard supplement company contacted him to be an influencer.

Denise [21:46]: “Caleb is getting a little bit famous because of this whole situation with the beard.”

Denise [22:46]: “Seriously, you guys should know—the beard really does look great.”

• Their relationship is thriving, and they express happiness with the show's support and the journey they’ve taken together.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Co-host [08:14]: “Does this smell like your mom? Wow.”
• Denise [13:29]: “He was actually getting perfume for his mom.”
• Brooke [15:31]: “A lot of people think… ‘I’ll start dating once I lose five pounds or once my hair transplants come in…’ There’s never a perfect time. If you like this person, just go for it.”
• Caleb [17:06]: “Beard burst... because beards are really hot right now.”
• Denise [17:55]: “If you’re on this beard journey, I’ll go on this journey with you.”
• Co-host [22:23]: “Think of Christmas time. You can put ornaments in it and stuff, dude!”
• Denise [22:46]: “Seriously, you guys should also know that the beard really does look great.”

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [05:28] – Denise’s dating strategies and meeting Caleb at the perfume counter
• [08:14] – The infamous “Does this smell like your mom?” moment
• [13:29] – Caleb remembers Denise, confusion over texting and dating
• [14:00 - 15:00] – Caleb’s mysterious “supplements” and group speculation
• [17:05] – The Beard Burst reveal
• [18:02] – Denise pledges support, offers facial massage
• [19:03] – Caleb agrees to a date; “deleting Tinder”
• [21:05] – Update, Caleb’s beard clarification
• [21:46] – Caleb becomes a beard supplement influencer, couple is happy

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Episode Tone & Style

• Humorous, Light-Hearted, Candid
• Heavy banter, awkward speculation, and genuine warmth define the episode. The hosts are playful yet supportive, especially in moments of awkwardness for both Denise and Caleb.

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Final Thoughts

This “Second Date Update UPDATE” offers a feel-good follow-up to a unique dating story—moving from quirky meet-cute, to misunderstanding (and some gentle ribbing about masculinity), and finally to a sweet, supportive relationship (with a bonus influencer gig). Denise and Caleb’s success is a testament to confidence, directness, and the unexpected perks of participating in a radio dating segment.

If you love quirky, heartwarming dating stories with unexpected turns, this is a must-listen episode!

Transcript

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[Jeffrey]

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[Shaquille O'Neal]

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[Co-host]

your Second Date podcast. We got a brand new episode for you today.

[Host/Announcer]

It is an Update Update.

[Co-host]

So we will play the original second date. We understand that you may have heard this already. I always have to establish it.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Yeah, it's always missed, so don't worry. Yeah.

[Co-host]

But in part three, we're gonna have the couple back on the phone to see where their relationship is at since they've been on our show.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Yes. So play the original little ad, skip. Do whatever you want.

[Co-host]

Yeah.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Then they're back.

[Co-host]

Okay, that's exactly right.

[Host/Announcer]

All right.

[Co-host]

And we're talking about yesterday's show in the comments.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Yes, the mom blocked second D update.

[Co-host]

Oh, the mom who suddenly surprised showed up.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Yes. And Natalie commented, I have a son and daughter who are both dating. I've learned to call all their dates sweetie and keep it moving. I won't commit names to memory until I get a wedding invite.

[Host/Announcer]

That's so good.

[Co-host]

My mom at one point pulled me aside and said, brooke, you don't have to bring them all home. I don't. I don't need to meet them all.

[Co-host/Commentator]

It's so funny.

[Host/Announcer]

So my mom's opposite.

[Co-host/Commentator]

She won't know until I am getting married that I've been dating someone. So sorry, Barb.

[Host/Announcer]

Oh, it's so good.

[Co-host]

Here we go. Your update update, brand new, starts right now.

[Brooke]

If there's one message we've been promoting on these dating segments for years. Yeah, it's ladies, get yourself a mama's boy. You will not be disappointed too.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Mama boy though, right?

[Co-host]

There's a line. There's a line.

[Shaquille O'Neal]

Yeah.

[Co-host]

Respectful, but not like love their mom

[Brooke]

doesn't need their mom, but little passion too. And that couldn't be more true than with today's call, which started when a young man approached a perfume counter trying to find a special gift for his mother. And that turned into one of the more awkward and somehow weirdly adorable date situations we've ever had. Which is why today the couple is back on to fill us in on what's happened since. That's right, it's a brand new second date update update. Coming up right after this, Brooke and

[Commercial Narrator]

Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update.

[Brooke]

Big day on the show, cuz. Denise is back.

[Co-host]

Oh, I've been waiting for Denise.

[Brooke]

We all have. Yeah, you may remember her from a second date update around six months ago or so where her strategy was to find available men at the golf course.

[Host/Announcer]

Oh yeah, that was smart too.

[Co-host]

That was Right.

[Brooke]

She decided to take up the hobby and she would go there and say, oh no, I don't know how to do this. How do I swing this long metal stick? And then, well, to do gentlemen would come over and help her. She ended up meeting one guy named Franklin who owned a couple car washes. That whole thing didn't work out in the end, but Denise is not giving up.

[Co-host]

That's right, Denise.

[Brooke]

She is back requesting our help once again. But not hitting the golf clubs, apparently.

[Co-host]

We got a new man hobby.

[Brooke]

According to your email, Denise, you've got a new strategy to meet guys.

[Denise]

Yes.

[Co-host]

Okay, do tell.

[Denise]

Yeah, Okay. I was thinking about other places that eligible single guys would be okay. And I realized that around the holidays, there's a lot of them around the perfume downtown shopping for their moms and their sisters and their aunts, their girlfriends.

[Brooke]

Just keep the list going there.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Guys buy perfume for their moms.

I've never bought for my mom, but I have bought my mom chocolate strawberries. So there's a line there.

[Brooke]

You should get some perfume next time too. Really show it.

[Denise]

Yeah, not too far fetched, right?

[Co-host]

No, we, we actually are a little confused, Denise, because most men buying fragrance, they're going to have a significant other.

[Brooke]

Most.

[Shaquille O'Neal]

Most.

[Denise]

Exactly. Or maybe he's helping his friend.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Oh, we didn't think of that.

[Jeffrey]

Brooke.

[Brooke]

You can't see the look on Brooke's face right now, but she is shaking her head, very skeptical about this entire thing.

[Co-host]

It's a reach. But it sounds like it works for you because you're. You're on with us. And you must have met somebody this way, right?

[Denise]

Yes. So I did get a part time job at a department store. I do have a full time job, but I'm just doing this at night to meet guys.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Oh, w. That sounds smart.

[Co-host]

So who'd you meet?

[Denise]

Okay, so I did meet a guy. His name is Caleb.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Caleb.

[Denise]

You know what really caught my eye was that he was very shy compared to all of the guys that I've seen all day. And he was actually getting perfume for his mom.

[Co-host/Commentator]

We found her.

[Denise]

Yeah, they exist.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Denise]

But he didn't know what to get her. So that's where I came into play, luckily.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Denise]

And I took this opportunity to flirt with him and I sprayed him on my hand and on my neck.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Oh, you do the neck move.

You had him smell your neck?

[Co-host]

Does this smell like your mom? Wow.

[Brooke]

You pulled out all the moves. Okay.

[Denise]

All of it. He went with one of the perfumes, and I rung him up and, you know, he just kind of stood there while hanging around the counter because, you know, he's so shy. And I was just initiating conversation, so I. I was very, very direct and I said, if you want to ask me out, it's okay, you can.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Oh, I wish every girl would do that. We need a big green flag, like, come on, buddy.

No, because if they say no, then I'm gonna go. Oh, my God, never leave my house again.

[Host/Announcer]

Rejection is not that big of a deal.

[Co-host]

Trust me, it's not.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Every day.

[Brooke]

What did Caleb say?

[Denise]

Well, he said, okay, will you go out with me?

[Co-host]

Cute.

[Denise]

I said yes. And I wrote my number on his receipt.

[Brooke]

Wow.

[Denise]

And then after he left, he had texted me a couple of times.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Okay.

[Denise]

But there hasn't been an official date.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Yeah, he was really timid. Did you bully him into a date?

[Denise]

Like, I wouldn't say bully. I would say strongly convinced.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Yeah, he could have said no, too.

[Brooke]

I'm totally kidding.

[Co-host]

You weren't shy and you love that line that she just gave.

[Co-host/Commentator]

You know what I mean?

[Co-host]

So maybe it's universal. Do you think he just doesn't know what to do on a Date. Like, I'm being serious. Like, does it know where to go or, like, what to plan?

[Denise]

I think because he is so shy, maybe all of this might be a little overwhelming for him. Maybe he doesn't actually, like, act women out on the regular.

[Brooke]

Or do you think maybe he's taken already and was also being a little bit sneaky with you?

[Denise]

I've seen cheaters. I know how they move.

[Co-host]

Yeah, he doesn't move like a cheater.

[Denise]

He's not like that.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Yeah, he's Obama's boy.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

It might be possible he put the perfume on his mom and then he was like, oh, wow.

[Co-host/Commentator]

What? Jeff, don't continue.

[Co-host]

Like, we already did a lot of jokes.

[Co-host/Commentator]

That would do it.

[Denise]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

I'm just saying it's a possibility for a shy boy.

[Co-host/Commentator]

He's dating his mom now.

[Co-host]

Shy boys want to hook up with their mom.

[Brooke]

Let's put everything on the table, and then we'll find out the truth. When we come back, we're gonna call Caleb and find out who he really wants to go out with. A second date update.

[Co-host]

Let's set some

[Brooke]

happening right after this.

[Commercial Narrator]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. You're in the middle of a second date update update.

[Co-host]

And we're gonna find out how the couple is doing right after you hear part two.

[Brooke]

If you're a shy boy who's buying perfume for his mom this holiday season.

[Co-host/Commentator]

What?

[Brooke]

Jeff, be careful.

[Co-host]

Why?

[Brooke]

Because it might be a trap.

[Co-host]

Maybe you want a trap, Jeff.

[Brooke]

You maybe do. And I say that because our listener Denise is a purposeful dater. She tries to put herself in situations so she can meet available men who aren't on the apps.

[Co-host]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Like in a previous episode, she was trying to meet guys at the golf course, but now, since it's around the holidays, she's been trying to meet single men at the perfume counter by working there part time.

[Co-host]

Yeah.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Yeah.

[Co-host]

That is commitment.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Perfume's not cheap. So I get kind of checks her boxes.

[Brooke]

Right Available probably. Well to do.

[Co-host]

Successful, thoughtful buys gifts might be a

[Brooke]

little bit counterintuitive, but there are lots of clueless guys out there who need help shopping for presents, hopefully for their mother or for their sister.

[Co-host]

Or maybe there's a guy out there that's buying perfume or cologne for himself

[Co-host/Commentator]

or for the homeless. Yeah, for charity.

[Co-host]

Homeless.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Don't they need other things first?

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Don't go around spritzing the homeless. That's just not a good move. But it is how she met Caleb, and she even kind of pushed him into Asking her out. Problem is he hasn't followed through with the actual date yet. So that's where we're going to try and step in and help recap.

[Co-host]

Are you worried that we're gonna scare him even further? Like he's a shy guy and then,

[Denise]

I mean, it has been some weeks, so I definitely need the help.

[Co-host]

Okay.

[Denise]

I can't do it or else I'm gonna come off too pushy and I'll scare him away.

[Brooke]

Yeah, I mean, if it's been weeks, what does she have left to lose at this point?

[Shaquille O'Neal]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

What is gonna ghost her even more?

[Co-host/Commentator]

She keeps doing the same thing.

[Co-host]

Yeah, that's true. That's tr. Well, we'll try to talk softly and not frighten him.

[Co-host/Commentator]

No one's talking softly in this room.

[Brooke]

Okay, well, we'll be delicate with your shy future boyfriend, and we will try and get him to say yes to actually going out on this date with you. So here we go. Need him to say that.

[Fitness Enthusiast]

Here we go.

[Caleb]

Hello?

[Brooke]

Hey, is this Caleb?

[Caleb]

Yeah, this is Caleb.

[Brooke]

Hey, man. This is a radio show.

[Co-host]

Oh, strong Jeff.

[Jeffrey]

Good morning.

[Caleb]

Yeah,

[Brooke]

morning. We're a show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. I don't know if you've heard of us before.

[Caleb]

I believe I heard of it. Okay. Okay.

[Brooke]

Well, maybe you've heard of the segment that we do that's called the Second Date Update, where we try to reconnect listeners after they've met up once and they're having trouble seeing each other again.

[Caleb]

Yeah, I think so. Okay.

[Co-host]

Okay.

[Caleb]

All right.

[Brooke]

So that's what we're trying to do here with you, because one of our listeners, Denise, has been trying to get a hold of you.

[Caleb]

Denise.

[Co-host]

Remember? Denise? Smells good. Denise, you met Perfume. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Caleb]

That's why she said that this must be a joke because I've been texting her.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Yeah, we heard that.

[Brooke]

But Denise, feels like you haven't made enough of a push to actually go out on the date.

[Caleb]

Yeah, I just. I just can't go out with her.

[Host/Announcer]

Oh, no, Never.

[Brooke]

Is there a reason?

[Caleb]

No, it's. I wanna. It's just not the right time. Not yet.

[Co-host]

Not yet.

[Co-host/Commentator]

What do you have to wait for, brother?

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Co-host/Commentator]

What does it.

[Brooke]

What does it mean?

[Caleb]

I got some things I'm working on. Working on myself.

[Brooke]

I mean, with all due respect, people are dating, they have busy lives, and sometimes they just can't wait forever. So we're just trying to figure out,

[Co-host]

like, how long this self time is going to take.

[Brooke]

Exactly.

[Co-host]

We're talking another week. Or are we talking two years?

[Caleb]

Well, I'm not exactly sure. I ordered some special supplements, and I'm trying them out, see whether they're effective.

[Brooke]

What kind of supplements are we talking about, if you don't mind me asking?

[Caleb]

I probably shouldn't say more than I did. Okay.

[Co-host]

Oh, we didn't need to get into a private matter.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Co-host/Commentator]

You're doing steroids, bro.

[Co-host]

No, I was thinking maybe hair loss. Is that what's going on?

[Caleb]

Oh, well, it does have to do with growing.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Oh, my God.

[Brooke]

Okay. Oh, yeah, we. And we really shouldn't ask anymore.

[Co-host]

I don't want to speculate.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Stop asking. My bad.

[Brooke]

You're testing out supplements, it sounds like, and seeing what works.

[Co-host]

Are you asking Jeff because you're wondering what the results are for yourself?

[Brooke]

My motives are none of your business.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Yeah, Jeff's like, also, what are you taking?

[Caleb]

I just really want to be ready for Denise if it goes well. Okay.

[Co-host]

I mean, I think supplements are. No supplements. You could do that. You could be there. Yeah, I'm just trying to hype him up.

[Denise]

I feel bad for him.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Okay.

I don't think it works.

I'm trying to be one of the guys.

[Co-host]

I'm trying to, like, make it feel better. I have to feel bad about whatever it is.

[Brooke]

I know what Brooke's trying to say. She's trying to say, caleb, truly, a lot of people think that they have it in their mind, oh, I'll start dating once I lose five pounds or once my hair transplants come in. You're waiting for the perfect moment. Yeah, but they're really. Is never a truly perfect time. You just got to say, you know what? I like this person. I'm gonna go for it.

[Caleb]

Yeah, I guess that makes sense. I just think Denise is really gonna like it. Okay.

[Co-host]

But, yeah, confidence is good.

[Brooke]

And I don't know if this is a. If there's a good thing or a bad thing, but I have a feeling you would never go out with Denise unless I told you that. She's actually on the phone right now listening.

[Caleb]

Oh, my gosh.

[Brooke]

To this whole thing.

[Denise]

Hi, Caleb.

[Caleb]

So embarrassed.

[Denise]

No, it's okay. I'm flattered that, you know, you really want to be ready for the date.

[Co-host]

Aw. Yeah. That's cute.

[Caleb]

Thank you.

[Denise]

Yeah, of course. I mean, you know, you don't need to take supplements or whatever it is just because of.

[Caleb]

Yeah, I just. I think you'd like it.

[Denise]

I don't know if I want to respond to that. I hope I'd like it a. Oh, my goodness.

[Caleb]

I Have a new one coming in this week, and it's really promising.

[Co-host]

What do you mean a new one? How many of you tried?

[Caleb]

Yeah, like, it's called beard burst. I'm trying to get facial hair.

[Co-host]

What?

[Co-host/Commentator]

Oh, wait.

[Brooke]

What?

[Co-host/Commentator]

It's a facial hair growing thing. He said.

[Co-host]

What did you just say?

[Caleb]

Beard burst? It's her facial hair. Because beards are really hot right now.

[Host/Announcer]

Just fell out of her chair. That's amazing.

[Denise]

It's about facial hair.

[Caleb]

Yeah.

[Host/Announcer]

I'm having trouble.

[Caleb]

I want to cry.

[Denise]

My hair.

[Co-host]

Oh, my God.

[Host/Announcer]

Oh, my God.

[Brooke]

We were being so delicate with him.

[Caleb]

What did you think it was?

[Co-host]

What?

[Co-host/Commentator]

I don't think I'm allowed to tell you.

[Denise]

Yes.

[Caleb]

Oh, God. Did you think I was trying to order drugs?

[Denise]

Oh, my God.

[Host/Announcer]

But yes.

[Caleb]

I don't have facial hair, and I want it to get bigger, and I just can't grow it.

[Host/Announcer]

Okay, Nobody cares about that.

[Denise]

Listen, I am pro wanting to feel better about yourself, so you know what? If you're on this beard journey, I will go on this journey with you.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Wow. All beard journey together.

[Co-host]

That doesn't mean you're gonna grow your own. Right, Denise?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, I know.

[Brooke]

You sounded kind of desperate, dude.

[Denise]

How about this? As long as I can be your personal facial massager, I think we can make this work.

[Caleb]

Wow.

[Host/Announcer]

Wow.

[Co-host]

That is, like, the best offer we've ever.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Denise is tired of working at the perfume store.

[Brooke]

It's a much better offer than the one that I'm about to give. Where we're gonna pay for your next date.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

If you'll agree to see Denise one more time, Caleb.

[Caleb]

Oh, yeah, absolutely. I really want to see her. I just. I just hope you don't need a Hemsworth at the perfume counter and kick my to the curb.

[Denise]

No, I'm sure Hemsworth would have nothing on you, sweetheart.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Oh, wow.

She's great, bro. You gotta keep her.

Have you looked at a photo of him recently?

[Co-host]

Yeah, I was gonna say she's great at lying.

[Denise]

Yeah, I did meet him at the perfume counter.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Guys make commission off him.

[Brooke]

That's right. We started on a mission to get Denise a date from her perfume counter, and she found her perfect Hemsworth lookalike. Well, soon, soon. To be looking like Hemsworth sounds like

[Co-host/Commentator]

the opposite of a Hemsworth.

[Brooke]

Caleb. You're the man, Caleb.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Yeah.

[Caleb]

Thanks. And tonight, I'm gonna delete my Tinder profile.

[Brooke]

All the ladies mourn

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of the sky with a 36 month commitment. Last time we spoke to these two, Caleb was waiting for his beard burst supplements to kick in and we got a lot of text at 78592 from listeners who said, Caleb, the way you described it made it sound like it was something else. Did anybody else say anything to you about that? Caleb?

[Caleb]

Oh yeah.

[Co-host]

Oh yeah.

[Brooke]

Oh yeah.

[Co-host]

I bet you got made fun of a lot in your friend group.

[Caleb]

Yeah, they all said I said it weird.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Caleb]

And the one thing that I do want to make clear is the beard is the only thing that needed help growing.

[Co-host]

Oh, okay.

[Host/Announcer]

You just.

[Co-host/Commentator]

He needed to clarify for the ladies.

I've been waiting for months to hear that. I needed to know.

[Co-host]

He's had months to think about the one thing he wanted to tell everyone.

[Brooke]

I'm glad we got that out there. But more importantly though, how is your relationship with Denise? Because that's the whole reason why we have you on the show today. Is Denise there?

[Denise]

Yes, I'm here.

[Brooke]

Okay, good. How are things going with you two?

[Denise]

Things have been absolutely great. And actually Caleb is getting a little bit famous because of this whole situation with the beard.

[Co-host]

What do you mean famous?

[Co-host/Commentator]

Do people recognize it for the second date?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Denise]

How So I guess the company who makes the pills, they heard him on the radio. No, they asked if he would endorse them and be an online influencer.

[Brooke]

Are you kidding me?

[Co-host/Commentator]

That's awesome. He probably came like a link and get a percentage of sales.

[Co-host]

Don't let our sales department hear this. They're going to die.

[Brooke]

I know. It was that easy.

[Co-host/Commentator]

They're going to approach me soon. Jose, you want to grow a beard?

[Brooke]

Oh, my God, Caleb, that's amazing. How does that make you feel?

[Caleb]

Well, I never thought I'd be a beard grow influencer kind of niche, I guess. But now I don't have to pay for the pills anymore, so that's cool too. And you're giving me some money.

[Co-host/Commentator]

And think of Christmas time. You can put ornaments in it and stuff. Dude.

[Co-host]

Wow.

[Co-host/Commentator]

You can really go for it.

[Co-host]

You're the manliest of all men.

[Denise]

Now, seriously, you guys should also know that the beard really does look great.

[Host/Announcer]

Oh, good.

[Co-host]

Hide that undefined jawline.

[Denise]

Okay, yes. I'm just really happy that you guys convinced me to give him another shot.

[Host/Announcer]

Oh, that's so cute.

[Brooke]

Oh, well, look at that. We're glad that you two are doing well. You're still together, and now you're more famous than any of us will ever be. So congratulations and keep us updated on what's going on. Make sure you follow us on our podcast if you're listening. Like, subscribe wherever you get yours at Brooke and Jeffrey.

[Co-host]

No. And now, Caleb, you can't shout out yours, okay? You're already getting paid for it.

[Brooke]

This is our show.

[Co-host/Commentator]

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