Second Date Update UPDATE: He Bought Me A Star

Summary

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Podcast Summary: Brooke and Jeffrey - Second Date Update UPDATE: He Bought Me A Star

Host: iHeartPodcasts
Episode Date: July 9, 2026

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Overview

This episode delivers a classic “Second Date Update” with a twist—an “update update”—where listeners are caught up not only on the original awkward romance, but also on the fallout and aftermath. The central story follows Sarah, who was left dazzled (and then ghosted) after her date, Paul, gave her the unique gift of a star named after her. The hosts intervene, uncover unexpected truths about Paul’s romantic methods, and invite the couple back for a third segment to see if the spark lasted or fizzled out.

The episode balances humor, skepticism, and empathy, making for an entertaining (and occasionally cringeworthy) look at modern dating tactics.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. First Date Debrief: Flowers or ‘Star’ Gestures?

• The hosts debate whether bringing flowers on a first date is sweet or “an ick,” settling that it’s more about age and intent than the gift itself.
• [04:13] The discussion pivots to Sarah, whose first date with Paul involved a far-out romantic gesture: gifting her a star.

2. Sarah’s Magical Date Recap

• [07:08] Paul picks Sarah up, takes her to an area with a clear night sky, brings out a telescope, and presents her with a certificate—he’s “bought her a star” registered in her name.
• They toast with tequila and share a steamy makeout session under “her” star.
• Sarah describes this as “the most magical thing…so special” (Sarah, [08:18]).

3. The Ghosting: 30 Days of Silence

• Sarah expresses confusion about why Paul, so enthusiastic on the date, hasn’t reached out in a month except for a couple of texts.
• Hosts and callers speculate whether Paul is being disingenuous or just smooth-talking for quick romantic wins.

4. Calling Paul: The Truth Revealed

• [11:22] The hosts cold-call Paul with Sarah silently on the line.
• Paul initially feigns confusion, then admits his “star” gift is a routine first-date trick: “I have this dialed in…I know exactly what to do if you tell a girl, ‘Hey, I got a surprise for you’…[next thing] you’re making out.” (Paul, [12:46])
• He reveals the star certificate is a cheap printout—“50 certificates for 15 bucks” (Paul, [13:16])—not a real registry.

5. Sarah Confronts Paul Live

• Sarah, shocked and hurt, asks Paul how he could do this: “How could you do that to me?” (Sarah, [14:09])
• Paul feigns remorse, then smoothly recycles his lines, telling her the star was blue “to match your beautiful eyes.”
  • “You gotta realize it’s the effort that went into it. You know that star you have has a blue tint…matches your beautiful eyes.” (Paul, [14:35])
• Despite the obvious manipulation, Sarah is still invested in hearing Paul out.

6. Paul Doubles Down: “I Bought You a Moon”

• Paul claims the delay in contacting her was because he was working on a new surprise: buying Sarah a moon—specifically, a moon of Saturn ([15:41]).
• The hosts are incredulous, suggesting Paul simply found a new printable certificate online. Sarah hesitates (“I’m on the fence” [16:30]) but is intrigued by this level-up gesture.

7. Decision Time: Will Sarah Go on Another Date?

• The hosts offer to pay for a second date if Sarah accepts. Despite hearing the truth, Sarah says, “I would love to.” ([18:12])
• The hosts joke about Paul possibly printing a restaurant certificate next.

8. Final Update: Are They Still Together?

• [20:24] In the “Update Update,” the couple returns to report on their relationship status.
• Paul never delivered on the moon, claiming, “most of these are already taken.” He’s on the waitlist for a “bigger moon” ([21:09]).
• Despite online backlash and skeptics, Sarah says, “we’re good, we’re together. I believe in him.” ([21:55])
• Brooke and Jeffrey press—are they exclusive? Sarah confirms, Paul gives a noncommittal “Yeah…” ([22:08])
• The show ends with light teasing, wishing them luck and luck “of all the stars and all the galaxies.” ([22:15])

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• Unique gift discussion:

  • “He picked me up for the date...drove out to this area of the city where you can really see the night sky...I bought that star for you.” — Sarah ([07:08])
  • “He named it ‘Sarah’s Star.’” — Sarah ([07:42])

• Paul’s shocking honesty:

  • “I have this dialed in...You get the tequila, and the next thing you know, you’re making out.” — Paul ([12:46])
  • “Of course I’m not going to spend 20 bucks for a star. I can get 50 certificates for 15 bucks.” — Paul ([13:16])
  • “My goal is to make out with as many women as possible and get as far as I can with as little money and effort as I can pull off.” — Paul ([13:30])

• Sarah’s response:

  • “Can you guys please shut up? I want to hear what he has to say.” — Sarah ([15:00])
  • “I’m on the fence.” — Sarah ([16:30])
  • “I would love to.” [to going out with Paul again] — Sarah ([18:12])
  • “We’re good, we’re together. I believe in him. And we’re here to show everyone they were wrong.” — Sarah ([21:55])

• Comic moments:

  • “As God is my witness, I bought you a moon.” — Paul ([15:35])
  • “It’s no longer the Milky Way we live in. It’s actually just Sarah’s galaxy.” — Jeffrey ([17:20])
  • “Maybe in a year you’ll get a whole galaxy all in your name.” — Brooke ([17:16])
  • “You may be the first woman in his life that got a dinner.” — Jeffrey ([18:02])

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Debating date gifts — [04:13]
• Sarah’s first date recap — [07:08]
• Makeout under the star — [08:04]
• Sarah ghosted for a month — [08:45]
• Phone call to Paul - revelation — [11:22] through [14:25]
• Paul’s “moon” promise — [15:35]
• Sarah agrees to a second date — [18:12]
• Postscript “Update Update” - are they together? — [20:24]
• Final exclusivity answer — [22:08]

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Episode Tone and Language

The episode is light-hearted, irreverent, and full of banter—the hosts and co-hosts oscillate between playful cynicism and genuine hope for Sarah. Sarah herself is sincere and optimistic, while Paul vacillates between charming and unapologetically manipulative. The episode is peppered with jokes about space-themed dating gifts and light teasing directed at both Sarah’s naivety and Paul’s “creative” efforts.

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Summary

Listeners are treated to both entertainment and exasperation as the show peels back the romantic gesture of “buying a star”—revealing it as Paul’s go-to, low-effort play for first dates. Despite Paul’s exposed tactics and dubious sincerity, Sarah chooses optimism, and the couple insists that they’re now exclusive. The segment is a fun yet cautionary tale about love, gullibility, and the sometimes ridiculous stunts of modern dating.

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Transcript

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[Jeffrey]

Hey, we're going to give you an update update today. Remember, that is not a typo from Alexis.

[Alexis]

Not this time.

[Jeffrey]

No, in the title. But what that is is we'll play you the original. The original episode that our couple was on with us, and then they're going to come back for a part three. Again, we're sorry about the commercials. We got to pay for the show somehow. Yeah, but we're going to come back with a part three and get an update of what's happened since. Yeah, that's coming up in just a second. But first, we need to reflect. We need to do a little reflection about our awkward Tuesday phone call this week.

[Alexis]

It was the 40th birthday blunder. For those of you who listened with the sister that. I'm just gonna say she just sucked. If you read the comments, overall consensus, everyone agreed she.

[Unknown Male (possibly a co-host or caller)]

Did she sound like she was jealous of her brother or something?

[Jeffrey]

God, it was awful. Yeah, like, I can't even imagine feeling that way about my sibling.

[Alexis]

Yeah, and everybody was on board to throw him a party. We got Beardo saying, hey, I'll come to his party. Or let's do an online party. Brooke and jeffrey's 40th zoom party for Malcol. I'll go to your party, bro.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, we are going to share all these comments with Malcolm and see if he's interested.

[Paul]

Yes.

[Alexis]

Absolute legend.

[Jeffrey]

One of a kind. People love him. People love him.

[Unknown Male (possibly a co-host or caller)]

All right, now read all the positive ones about the sister.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Alexis]

Disgusting human. Can I be counted as nice?

[Brooke]

Better than the other one.

[Jeffrey]

It doesn't have a cuss word in it.

[Alexis]

Yeah, it doesn't.

[Jeffrey]

So there you go. All right, let us know what you think about this episode. Brand new one starts right now. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update.

[Brooke]

I feel like we always debate date this every couple months or so.

[Sarah]

Okay.

[Brooke]

Are flowers okay to bring on a first date? Is it too cute or just looking at Alexis's face right now? Is it a major ick?

[Alexis]

I just think it shows age. I think the older you are. It's okay. We're young.

[Jeffrey]

Wow.

[Alexis]

I don't know. No. High schoolers are, like, older.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, yeah.

[Unknown Male (possibly a co-host or caller)]

Okay.

[Alexis]

High schoolers are above 30. I think it's okay.

[Jeffrey]

Huh?

[Brooke]

Does that offend you, Brooke?

[Jeffrey]

No, I think it depends on the type of flower is what I was thinking.

[Alexis]

Good point too.

[Jeffrey]

You don't want to get 12 roses. No, like that's.

[Brooke]

Whoa, romantic.

[Unknown Male (possibly a co-host or caller)]

Once every 100 years.

[Jeffrey]

The stinky one.

[Brooke]

Jose, you pro flowers on a first date?

[Unknown Male (possibly a co-host or caller)]

I am, but I think one. I think it's safe to bring one

[Jeffrey]

single flower that you pick from somebody's yard on the way over.

[Hoda Kotb]

Yeah, that's the key.

[Brooke]

It's fresh as long as it's semi alive. Yeah, and I only ask cuz one of our listeners, Sarah, says she got a gift on her first date. Better than flowers.

[Unknown Male (possibly a co-host or caller)]

Oh, there are gifts better than flowers.

[Jeffrey]

What is it?

[Brooke]

According to her? And she can't let it go. Sarah, welcome to the show. And tell us, what's the name of the guy you met and when was your first date?

[Sarah]

So his name is Paul and our date happened about a month ago.

[Jeffrey]

Whoa, that's a long time.

[Unknown Male (possibly a co-host or caller)]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Why did you wait so long to reach out to us if you're having issues getting a hold of them?

[Sarah]

Well, I don't know. I was just hopeful he would reach back out to me and he just hasn't.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, you're patient.

[Brooke]

You're saying he hasn't. He hasn't been in contact that entire stretch for the whole month?

[Sarah]

Yeah. After I thanked him for the date, he responded with a couple of texts like, this is my pleasure for the prettiest girl in the world.

[Jeffrey]

Oh my God.

[Brooke]

Alexis has an issue with that statement. She's.

[Alexis]

This isn't about me. Yeah, not my segment.

[Jeffrey]

Are you trying to argue that you're the prettiest girl in the world? Is that what you're trying to.

[Brooke]

You have some competition here.

[Alexis]

Not my se.

[Brooke]

Okay, well that's. That is a nice thing for him to write back to you after your date.

[Sarah]

Paul actually gave me the sweetest gift. Very thoughtful. I mean, something no guy's ever done before.

[Brooke]

What was it?

[Sarah]

He picked me up for the date. And instead of taking me to a bar or someplace to get drinks, we drove out to this area of the city where you can really see the night sky.

[Alexis]

This scares me. Okay, don't leave the city limits on a first date, Alexis.

[Brooke]

Remember, it's not about you.

[Jeffrey]

I know, but that's actually a good safety tip. I'm not gonna lie.

[Unknown Male (possibly a co-host or caller)]

You know what? Alexis is proving her point. An old couple used to drive up on a mountain and go to Makeout

[Jeffrey]

Point because their parents knew each other in the old days.

[Brooke]

You know what I mean?

[Jeffrey]

Like that was some rando on the Internet.

[Brooke]

Sarah clearly this is a unique situation. We don't usually hear about stuff like this on this segment, so keep going. He was driving you out to a dark area of the. What happened?

[Sarah]

Yeah. So he brought out a telescope, put it on the hood of his car, and pointed it at the sky. And then I looked through the scope and he said, I bought that star for you.

[Brooke]

Oh, that's bought you a star?

[Sarah]

Yeah. I mean, I looked at it, the certificate with my name on it, and it says the coordinates of it, and it's officially registered with the National Space Registry.

[Gary Valenciano]

Wow.

[Brooke]

And what did he name it?

[Unknown Male (possibly a co-host or caller)]

The most beautiful star in the universe.

[Sarah]

He named it Sarah's star.

[Alexis]

The other one was taken.

[Unknown Male (possibly a co-host or caller)]

That's Alexis's star.

[Jeffrey]

That's cute.

[Brooke]

Much better than a bouquet of flowers. That is unique.

[Jeffrey]

I'll say. That's pretty wild because that's the first, what, half hour of your date?

[Paul]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

What happened?

[Sarah]

And then he took out some tequila and we cheered. Then we kind of fooled around a little bit.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, yeah, you did.

[Unknown Male (possibly a co-host or caller)]

Sounds like a great date.

[Brooke]

What else do you do in the dark area of time? You make out under your own star.

[Jeffrey]

That's a supernova.

[Paul]

Wow.

[Brooke]

This sounds like it's going really, really good.

[Sarah]

Yeah, I mean, it was the most magical thing. No guy's ever done that for me before. Not even boyfriends. And it was so special.

[Jeffrey]

I love that all this happened. But were you able to. I know that you felt flattered and cared for, but, like, were you able to connect with him? Like, did you guys talk at all,

[Brooke]

or did you go somewhere else afterwards? After the star viewing?

[Sarah]

No, after we were done, he took me home and he said he couldn't wait to see me again. And that's almost 30 days, so I'm hoping you could help me.

[Unknown Male (possibly a co-host or caller)]

That's why I was such a good day.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, that is really weird.

[Unknown Male (possibly a co-host or caller)]

You're on the same page.

[Paul]

Yes.

[Brooke]

Especially for a guy who's, like, pouring it on so thickly.

[Unknown Male (possibly a co-host or caller)]

Can't think anything here.

[Brooke]

Yeah. Is there anything that's going through your mind about maybe something that went wrong?

[Sarah]

I really can't even think of anything. I thought it wouldn't. Perfect.

[Paul]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

I can't. I just can't imagine a guy having this be his shtick just so he can make out with some girls in a car. You know what I mean?

[Unknown Male (possibly a co-host or caller)]

Time and work.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Unknown Male (possibly a co-host or caller)]

You could do it, though, because, what

[Brooke]

is it, $20 a star or something like that?

[Alexis]

Oh, if it's that, then he's for sure. Might be doing it a lot.

[Unknown Male (possibly a co-host or caller)]

Yeah.

[Paul]

I don't know.

[Unknown Male (possibly a co-host or caller)]

It's like the west part of the sky.

[Jeffrey]

I know, but it's not like he stayed the night. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, he didn't try to take advantage. Everything you're saying, it feels like a very sincere interaction.

[Brooke]

Yes. That's why we are really eager to jump on the phone and help you.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Hopefully track this guy down and you some answers about why he's not meeting up after 30 whole days.

[Jeffrey]

This is so romantic. It's like written in the stars, Jeff.

[Sarah]

Oh, no.

[Brooke]

That's a little cheesy, but I'll take it. We're gonna do it with your second date update right after this. Hold on.

[Jeffrey]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. You're in the middle of a second date update update. And we're gonna find out how the couple is doing right after you hear part two.

[Brooke]

Brooke, look up in the sky. Do you see it? It's a bird. No, it's a plane.

[Jeffrey]

What is it, Jeff?

[Brooke]

No, it's a star I bought for you. Those were the words our listener Sarah heard on her date when Paul surprised her with a star that he'd purchased in her name.

[Jeffrey]

It's Sarah's star.

[Brooke]

Sarah's star forever. But ever since that magical date with moonbeams and makeouts and tequila, she has not seen Paul again. And we are here to try and help her find out why.

[Jeffrey]

And she's given him plenty of time to come around. A full month. A full month has gone by.

[Unknown Male (possibly a co-host or caller)]

Ask you. Have you been hitting him up at all or you're just letting it marinate?

[Sarah]

Yeah, I mean, we had a couple of back and forth, but I just can't get him out of my head.

[Jeffrey]

Let's be the bearer of bad news, but stars do die. I don't know if you guys know that.

[Brooke]

Oh, wow.

[Alexis]

Wow.

[Unknown Male (possibly a co-host or caller)]

Long time, though.

[Jeffrey]

We don't know because there's so many light years away. We could be looking at stars that are already dead.

[Brooke]

Put on your tombstone. We don't need to hear it.

[Alexis]

Okay?

[Brooke]

Let somebody else read about it. Sarah, we're optimistic. Some of us are optimistic about this call. But let's see if Paul answers the phone. I'm going to dial his number right now. You ready to do this?

[Sarah]

Thank you guys so much. Yes, I'm ready.

[Jeffrey]

Okay.

[Brooke]

Okay, here we go. Let's make magic happen.

[Paul]

Hello?

[Brooke]

Hey, is Paul there?

[Paul]

Speaking. Who's this?

[Brooke]

Hey, man. My name is Jeff from a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

[Paul]

Hey, Paul.

[Sarah]

Hi.

[Jeffrey]

Welcome.

[Unknown Male (possibly a co-host or caller)]

Good morning.

[Paul]

Are you serious?

[Jeffrey]

Oh, you know the show.

[Paul]

Absolutely.

[Brooke]

Well, we appreciate you listening.

[Jeffrey]

This is awkward.

[Brooke]

Yeah. If you listen, you probably have heard these before. We do these segments called Second Date Update. Yeah, because someone reached out about you. Somebody that you haven't seen for almost an entire month.

[Jeffrey]

But, man, did you guys have a romantic night.

[Sam J.]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Her name's Sarah.

[Jeffrey]

Sarah, like Sarah Star?

[Brooke]

Yeah. Do you know who we're talking about?

[Paul]

No, but I know the show.

[Unknown Male (possibly a co-host or caller)]

What do you mean?

[Paul]

No, Paul, I always knew that this would come back to bite me, but this is. This would come back.

[Unknown Male (possibly a co-host or caller)]

What is.

[Brooke]

What are you talking about?

[Paul]

All right, look, before I say any more, you guys got to tell me what you know about this.

[Sarah]

Oh, no.

[Alexis]

Experience. The whole bit.

[Brooke]

All right, yeah, we'll play the game. So. So Sarah told us that she went out on, like, the date of a lifetime with you.

[Paul]

Yeah, she did.

[Jeffrey]

You don't remember her?

[Brooke]

She told us that your date together was unlike any other guy she's ever been with. You did something so special for her and took her to a place in the city where you could see the night sky.

[Paul]

Oh, yeah, exactly. I crushed it.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, Right. Is this, like, the routine? It's feeling like the routine.

[Unknown Male (possibly a co-host or caller)]

Yeah, that's what I was going to say.

[Paul]

Dude, I. It's. I have this dialed in. I know exactly what to do if you tell a girl, hey, I got a surprise for you. And then you print out a certificate, you show them where it is, you get the tequila, and the next thing you know, you're making out.

[Jeffrey]

Okay.

[Brooke]

Did you not really buy it?

[Unknown Male (possibly a co-host or caller)]

There's a real website to really buy it.

[Jeffrey]

No, you just Photoshop that certificate. That's what it sounds like.

[Brooke]

Seriously? You didn't purchase the star?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Paul]

Don't tell anybody. Of course I'm not going to spend 20 bucks for a star. I can get 50 certificates for 15 bucks.

[Alexis]

I mean, Brooke said they die anyway, so he's kind of smart.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, why, like, you go on first dates with all these different women for What? What's the.

[Paul]

My. My goal is to make out with as many women as possible and get as far as I can with as little money and effort as I can pull off.

[Jeffrey]

Do you have any remorse of, like, leading them on or not?

[Paul]

How am I leading them on? I said, let's go on on a great date. I got a surprise. I deliver the surprise. I got the tequila. We made out.

[Brooke]

Paul, you know, you're running your thing and you're happy with it. That's fine. You've said enough, though, because I need you obviously know. Sarah's been on the phone this whole time and she heard everything that you just said.

[Paul]

What? She's listening. I don't listen to you guys all the time.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, like you didn't know?

[Brooke]

Okay. Sarah, are you there?

[Jeffrey]

Are you okay?

[Sarah]

Yeah, I'm here, Paul. Like, how could you do that to me?

[Paul]

Oh, Sarah, I'm so sorry. I had no idea that you were listening.

[Unknown Male (possibly a co-host or caller)]

Oh, no, he feels okay.

[Jeffrey]

You were just laughing a lot.

[Brooke]

Paul, he sounds remorseful.

[Sarah]

You only care that I was.

[Paul]

Sarah, I feel so terrible about this, and I'm sorry.

[Brooke]

Oh, well, that's sweet.

[Sarah]

Of why should I trust you?

[Paul]

You gotta realize it's the effort that went into it. You know that star that you have has a blue tint, and there's not a lot of those in the universe. And I picked that one specifically because it matches your beautiful eyes.

[Brooke]

Wow, that is so sweet and thoughtful and not cheated.

[Sarah]

Sweetest thing anyone's ever done for me, Sarah.

[Jeffrey]

Don't fall for it again.

[Sarah]

Can you guys please shut up? I want to hear what he has to say.

[Brooke]

Stop thinking like a woman and be quiet.

[Paul]

Yeah, seriously, you guys gotta pipe down, okay?

[Jeffrey]

Oh, all right, all right. What else do you got to say there, Paul?

[Brooke]

Yeah, you two talk to each other.

[Paul]

Sarah. And to be honest, look, And I know 30 days is a long time and I have a good excuse. I do have another surprise for you.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, no.

[Brooke]

Really?

[Unknown Male (possibly a co-host or caller)]

Wow. He's been planning.

[Sarah]

I don't know if I should believe you.

[Jeffrey]

No, you shouldn't.

[Brooke]

Well, let's hear him out.

[Jeffrey]

Though he didn't even remember her name.

[Brooke]

He got there.

[Paul]

As God is my witness, I bought you a moon

[Jeffrey]

sticky with the same shtick.

[Paul]

Yeah, can you guys please shut the up? I'm trying to work here.

[Brooke]

Stop trying to block romance. Yeah, sorry about that, Paul.

[Paul]

So, Sarah, listen to me, not to them. The reason it took 30 days to get this moon a, it's more expensive. But just dealing with the ins and outs of the International Space Registry. Oh, it's been a complete nightmare, but I finally was able to pull it off. And now you are one of the owners of one of Saturn's moons.

[Unknown Male (possibly a co-host or caller)]

Saturn? Wow.

[Brooke]

Oh, my God.

[Alexis]

I feel like his printer just broke for a month.

[Brooke]

Moons are more rare than stars. Yeah, Talk to her the whole month, though.

[Paul]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

I don't believe this. Do you?

[Sarah]

I'm on the fence.

[Brooke]

Wow.

[Paul]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

Did you just Forget the last 10 minutes of your life?

[Sarah]

Well, I mean, I believe him that he said that he's done this Many times before with other women, but I. I didn't hear that he's given anybody a moon ever.

[Unknown Male (possibly a co-host or caller)]

Yeah.

[Paul]

Wow.

[Brooke]

That's level two.

[Paul]

Yeah. Sarah, I did that. If you will go with me, I would love to show you that moon on Saturday. And I'll bring the tequila.

[Jeffrey]

Okay.

[Unknown Male (possibly a co-host or caller)]

Oh, wow.

[Jeffrey]

So you just need to do another car makeout session on Saturday.

[Brooke]

He did say that was his goal, so.

[Unknown Male (possibly a co-host or caller)]

Yeah, she heard it.

[Jeffrey]

Sarah, if you only want a makeout session, I think this is great. Yeah, true.

[Sarah]

I would like a moon also.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Alexis]

Hey, doesn't buy them.

[Paul]

Yeah.

[Unknown Male (possibly a co-host or caller)]

Yeah, she forgets a lot.

[Brooke]

Maybe in a year you'll get a whole galaxy all in your name.

[Jeffrey]

It's no longer the Milky Way we live in. It's actually just Sarah's galaxy.

[Brooke]

Okay, Brooke's just jealous because her husband bought her a dish rack, so let's not take that into consideration.

[Paul]

I should have had this conversation with just Sarah and I.

[Brooke]

That is a good point.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. Much easier to manipulate her that way.

[Brooke]

We'll let you have all the conversations that you two want to have if you'll agree to go out with Sarah one more time. Because we would pay for that, Paul.

[Jeffrey]

It doesn't cost much, Jeff.

[Brooke]

You're right, Brooke. But it comes with a certificate for the restaurant that we're sending them to.

[Unknown Male (possibly a co-host or caller)]

Oh, you printed that out?

[Brooke]

Yes, and a dollar sign with the amount of money that's on the card. So pretty official.

[Paul]

Paul, if you'll say yes, I am 100 on board.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, right. You may be the first woman in his life that got a dinner.

[Brooke]

Sarah, you've been pretty quiet for a while.

[Jeffrey]

Oh.

[Brooke]

What do you think about going out with Paul again?

[Jeffrey]

Maybe reality.

[Sarah]

I would love to.

[Jeffrey]

What? Oh, my God.

[Paul]

Yes. You made the best choice, babe. You're going to have such a great.

[Jeffrey]

That's because he forgot her name again. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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[Ari Chambers]

what's up, fam? I'm sports journalist Ari Chambers.

[Sam J.]

Hey, what's up, y'?

[Paul]

All?

[Sam J.]

It's your girl, Sam J.

[Ari Chambers]

And we're the host of Everyone Watches Women's Sports, a new podcast from Together. And I heart women's sports because, let's

[Sam J.]

be real, women's sports is giving us way too much to talk about these days.

[Ari Chambers]

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[Sam J.]

entire timeline, and the conversations that start during the game and somehow keep going all week.

[Ari Chambers]

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[Sam J.]

We'll give you our takes, our debates, and probably a few disagreements.

[Ari Chambers]

We'll talk to athletes, celebrate big moments, and get into what's happening on and off the field, court, track, and beyond.

[Sam J.]

Because we're not just interested in what happened. We're interested in why everyone's talking about it. Because everyone watches women's sports. So if you're already a fan or

[Ari Chambers]

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[Sam J.]

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[Brooke]

I'm not sure anybody expected to hear from these two again, but Paul and Sarah are both back on the show.

[Jeffrey]

Wow.

[Brooke]

And last time, some promises were made that Paul was buying her a moon.

[Jeffrey]

I bet she owns a galaxy now.

[Brooke]

Let's find out. Paul, did you get her that moon?

[Paul]

It was was my intention to get the moon, but unfortunately, I did hit a snack.

[Jeffrey]

He looked up Zillow for moons and couldn't find one for cell. Wow, Paul, how disappointed are you? Sarah?

[Sarah]

Yeah, No, I mean, she looked into it, and it turns out most of these are already taken, so.

[Jeffrey]

Okay. Yeah, I bet they were named Ashley and Amanda.

[Sarah]

I mean, that was why he was on the wait list right now for a bigger moon.

[Brooke]

I didn't know.

[Paul]

Maybe you'd have to tell them about our business. They're not even that interested in it.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, that's why we had you call in.

[Paul]

Yeah, why?

[Sarah]

They're here. They need to know you are romantic.

[Paul]

They know we're romantic because we're still together. But we don't have to prove it to them.

[Jeffrey]

Huh?

[Unknown Male (possibly a co-host or caller)]

I mean, you have a point.

[Jeffrey]

Why Are you so anti us? When you contacted us and give us

[Sarah]

an update after you aired our episode, a lot of your listeners commented online, said he was scamming me.

[Unknown Male (possibly a co-host or caller)]

Oh, yeah.

[Alexis]

Well, did not expect that.

[Brooke]

Yeah, he was saying some things to us that may have given people red flags, a little bit of an impression. You know how people are judgy.

[Jacob Goldstein]

Yeah.

[Sarah]

Oh, yeah. He was just being funny. And we're good. We're together. I believe in him. And we're here to show everyone that they were wrong.

[Jeffrey]

Okay.

[Paul]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

So you guys are exclusive then?

[Sarah]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Oh, hey.

[Jeffrey]

That was almost a yes.

[Brooke]

I believe I only heard from one of them.

[Jeffrey]

Why did his voice go so high?

[Brooke]

Well, we're happy to hear that you two are still together. And we wish you all the luck of all the stars and all the galaxies.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, and let us know when to look for that moon when you're off that wait list.

[Paul]

All right, you're my second call.

[Chuck]

Okay?

[Brooke]

Okay, sure. All right, Paul. Well, definitely keep us updated. That's your second date. Update, update. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Jacob Goldstein]

This is Jacob Goldstein from what's yous Problem? When you think about discovering small brands, what store pops into your mind? Well, it should be Walmart. Seriously, Walmart has thousands of small brands and they're all in one place. Just go online or in store, discover and shop. It could not be easier. Every one of these brands has a real story and real people behind it. They're true American success stories and you can find them all at Walmart. Discover thousands of small [e-mail] today.

[Ari Chambers]

What's up, fam? It's sports journalist Ari Chambers.

[Sam J.]

Hey, what's up, y'?

[Brooke]

All?

[Sam J.]

It's your girl, Sam J.

[Ari Chambers]

And we're the hosts of Everyone Watches Women's Sports, a new podcast from 2gether.

[Sam J.]

We're breaking down the biggest headlines, the viral moments, and the stories everyone's talking about across women's sports.

[Ari Chambers]

From game changing performances to culture shifting conversations, we'll give you our takes, our debates, and a few laughs along the way.

[Sam J.]

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[Hoda Kotb]

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[Chuck]

Hey, this is Chuck from Stuff youf Should Know, and we're submitting our most sciency episodes for your peer review with our new Stuff youf Should Know Doing Science Playlists list out. Now you want to know about Occam's Razor? The simplest explanation is usually the right one. We got you covered. Wondered what chaos theory is ever since the first time you saw Jurassic Park? Well, come on down. So distill a nice pot of tea, everybody. Turn down the gas on your Bunsen burner and slip into your most comfortable lab coat and listen to the stuff you should know. Doing Science Playlist on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Gary Valenciano]

We've all been there. We've had seasons that have shaken everything. The question is, what remains when the shaking stops? Hi, I'm Gary Valenciano and on my podcast Unshaken with Gary Vee, I sit down with amazing personalities and we talk about the seasons that nearly broke them, the lows that carried them to their highs. Listen to Unshaken with Gary Vee on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast.