Host 1 (3:02)

You may have heard the famous saying, cheaters never prosper. Yeah, I've heard that. Well, that's actually only part of the quote.

Listener 1 (3:09)

Oh.

Host 1 (3:10)

The full quote is cheaters never prosper unless they go on the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Then they thrive.

Listener 1 (3:18)

What? We're gonna let them thrive cause a.

Host 1 (3:22)

Weird relationship scandal is actually the thing that brought one couple together during a second date update we did months ago. And when it happened, I think the whole room doubted that things ever work out between them.

Listener 1 (3:34)

Yeah.

Host 1 (3:35)

To our surprise, though, they're about to be back on once again for a second date update. Update. I want to hear maybe do prosper. We'll find out what happened next. Second date update. Brooke, if you were single and on the dating apps right now, some of them ask you to be kind of punchy and fun on your profile.

Listener 1 (3:58)

Yeah.

Host 1 (3:58)

So give me a couple sentences for your bio that you think would attract a man.

Listener 1 (4:05)

I don't know, it just. It's also generic. That comes to my head. Like adventurous, Lame.

Host 1 (4:12)

You know it, though.

Listener 1 (4:12)

You could do that after lame. I love food. Feed me. I don't know.

Host 1 (4:17)

That's my number one thing. Maybe your sarcasm and pessimism in the bio would be attractive to a guy.

Listener 1 (4:23)

I would say optimistic. Wink, wink. Oh, is that. That was the sarcasm. Some sort of, like, confusing. I feel like I'm optimistic. I don't always say I'm pessimistic.

Host 1 (4:34)

Yeah, well, I bring it up because one of our listeners, Dan, says he met a woman online. And Dan, I'm curious, what was in her bio that drew your attention?

Listener 2 (4:43)

So, first of all, she was very attractive and she just had a very inviting vibe.

Listener 1 (4:48)

Okay.

Host 1 (4:48)

Okay.

Listener 2 (4:49)

And she was funny too. Like she said she was into good stories, the outdoors and sourdough bread.

Host 1 (4:57)

Interesting issues into making sourdough bread. That is an art.

Listener 1 (5:01)

What's the funny part?

Listener 2 (5:03)

Well, she said that she. She's PSA pre checked.

Host 1 (5:08)

Nice. That's all the cool kids have that?

Listener 2 (5:12)

I think so. I mean, I got it, too, but she was very demanding and said, I can't go out with anybody that's not tsa.

Listener 1 (5:21)

But it also says about you that you're well traveled. Right, as if it's a priority for you.

Host 1 (5:25)

Well traveled, but also impatient about traveling, too. I just don't want to take my shoes off, Jeffrey. We never got her name. What is she called?

Listener 2 (5:34)

Her name is Covina.

Listener 1 (5:35)

Kovina.

Host 1 (5:36)

What a pretty name.

Advertiser 1 (5:37)

Sweet.

Host 1 (5:37)

Sounds exotic.

Listener 1 (5:39)

What did you say to her to get her attention?

Listener 2 (5:41)

Well, I said that my Passport only has 2 pages left on it.

Host 1 (5:48)

Oh, that's a cool way to say you're well traveled.

Listener 2 (5:52)

I'm still looking to find my next adventure.

Listener 1 (5:55)

A little cheesy, but she liked it.

Listener 2 (5:57)

Hey, she went for it. What can I say?

Listener 1 (5:59)

Yeah, yeah, there you go. If it works, it works.

Host 1 (6:02)

So what did you end up doing for your date?

Listener 2 (6:04)

We matched and we went to a bar. She recommended the place. It was a nice place.

Listener 1 (6:10)

And keep it simple.

Listener 2 (6:12)

They were actually doing a charity night. Cool. This was definitely a good cause. They were doing half of the proceeds going to kids in need shots.

Host 1 (6:23)

Let's do this.

Listener 1 (6:25)

It's a very generic cause, but I like it. Oh, now, Brooks, you know, sounds like you did a lot of research, but. Okay.

Host 1 (6:33)

It doesn't sound like you knew that that was even happening when you went there.

Listener 2 (6:36)

No, but Covina and I actually kind of had a little inside joke out of it. Like, as we got each round, we would say it, like, oh, we better get wasted for the kids.

Host 1 (6:45)

Yeah. Yeah.

Listener 1 (6:47)

That's kind of cute.

Listener 2 (6:48)

Yeah.

Listener 1 (6:49)

You have an inside jokes already. It sounds like you guys are really vibing on this date.

Listener 2 (6:53)

It was. Now, I will say that we did get a little out of hand. I mean, we definitely both had a few drinks.

Host 1 (7:01)

See, I almost asked because now you feel like you need to drink more, in a sense, to help as many kids as you can. Yeah. Otherwise, it looks like you don't like kids. Yeah, exactly.

Listener 2 (7:12)

It just seemed like the right thing to do. And then after about four drinks, I called the bartender over and started demanding that they serve us sourdough bread. You know, like a medieval knight. I shall bring the lady the bread made of sourdough.

Host 1 (7:33)

It's thoughtful, right?

Listener 1 (7:35)

The voice, though, I think, is what Alexis is in calling over the bartender.

Listener 2 (7:39)

I don't know, she just. She started saying, like, yes, unhand thee, thy sourdough bread.

Listener 1 (7:46)

Oh, she was on the same Renaissance sourdough bread jokes as You.

Host 1 (7:51)

So did security throw you out then.

Listener 1 (7:52)

Or did it happen after this?

Listener 2 (7:54)

No, no, we. Overall, we had a great time. We ended the night responsibly, started getting some waters and sobering up.

Host 1 (8:03)

Boom. Well, the bread helps too.

Listener 2 (8:06)

Yeah, little. Little something to coat it all. And walked her out to her Uber. And while we were standing there waiting, we had a nice conversation about just the mistakes that we made in life, our dreams.

Listener 1 (8:20)

So you end, like, with a three minute, super serious conversation.

Host 1 (8:24)

See, this is what happens when you sober up and eat bread. You should have gone harder on the drinks.

Listener 1 (8:28)

I know. Jeff, did you not make out?

Listener 2 (8:32)

No, there was a hug.

Listener 1 (8:33)

So have you heard from her at all?

Listener 2 (8:35)

A little bit. I mean, a couple very short text responses and mainly try to make plans, but it's just kind of like, yeah, I'm busy. I'd like to know why she's brushing me off.

Host 1 (8:46)

Me too.

Listener 1 (8:47)

Okay, sure.

Host 1 (8:48)

I wonder if you didn't get wasted enough for the kids. Yeah, I don't feel wasted enough to do this call. Let's play a song and take some shots.

Listener 1 (8:56)

I like the eating bread part too, though.

Host 1 (8:58)

But that doesn't help the kids, Brooke.

Listener 1 (9:00)

No, but I really like let's get.

Host 1 (9:02)

Drunk for the kids and get your second date update right after this second date update.

Listener 1 (9:07)

You're in the middle of a second date update update. And we're gonna find out how the couple is doing right after you hear part two.

Host 1 (9:14)

When a dark and handsome knight is at a rectangular table. Not a round table. No, rectangular, because it's a bar. And he drinks too much grog and pounds his fists and demands sourdough bread be brought hither. You know, that's a man who commands respect and delicious gluten for his fair maiden.

Listener 1 (9:37)

Yeah, or gets kicked out of the bar, which he didn't do, luckily.

Host 1 (9:41)

But that is what happens when you drink too much. You start to sound like you're from the Middle Ages.

Listener 1 (9:45)

And is that what happens to you? I don't think that's very common. It's what happens to him.

Host 1 (9:49)

Yeah, but he realized that something weird was happening. That's why, towards the end of the night, both Dan and Covina sobered up before grabbing their Ubers. Now we will command her in an English accent to go out with Dan once more. I don't think that'll happen. That's what women respect in a man.

Listener 1 (10:07)

We're gonna go with an ask politely and respect her boundaries. Yeah, that's. That's actually what we're gonna do, Jeff.

Host 1 (10:12)

Oh, really? I Guess King Arthur should have asked politely to storm the castle and take over. Over the kingdom. Yeah. Is that what he should have done?

Listener 1 (10:19)

I think Guinevere was probably in charge then, so it's fine.

Host 1 (10:23)

Oh, this is Dan's second date, though. Dan, how would you like to handle this?

Listener 2 (10:27)

I see what you guys are doing here. Yeah.

Host 1 (10:29)

What are we doing?

Listener 1 (10:30)

I don't.

Listener 2 (10:31)

I. I. You're. You're trying to send me in on a Trojan horse of sorts.

Listener 1 (10:37)

We are like a Trojan horse. We got you.

Host 1 (10:40)

We've gone from the Middle ages to ancient Greece. Yeah.

Listener 2 (10:42)

I'm going in under the guise of this radio station.

Listener 1 (10:45)

Yeah.

Listener 2 (10:46)

And as soon as we get into the conversation, I'm to burst out on the scene.

Host 1 (10:50)

Yeah. I like your plan better than our plan. Let's Trojan horse this girl.

Listener 1 (10:55)

Let's just call her on the. On a cell phone.

Host 1 (10:57)

All right? We're bringing it back to the modern times. We're dialing a phone number and see what she has to say. Let's do it.

Advertiser 2 (11:10)

Hello?

Host 1 (11:11)

Hello, Is this Covina?

Advertiser 2 (11:14)

Yes. Who is this?

Host 1 (11:16)

Hey, my name is Jeff from a radio show you've definitely heard of before. It's called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Listener 1 (11:22)

Look at you, demanding. Hi, Kavina.

Advertiser 2 (11:25)

What's going on?

Host 1 (11:27)

What's going on is we're doing a radio segment called A Second Date Update. Is that.

Advertiser 2 (11:32)

Oh, okay.

Host 1 (11:33)

Okay. Because we're trying to help out one of our listeners who you went out with the other night, named Dan.

Advertiser 2 (11:40)

Oh, wow. Okay.

Host 1 (11:42)

Oh, wow is right. Dan is quite the man. He's a. Wow.

Listener 1 (11:45)

Dan sounds like a cutie. You guys had a good time?

Advertiser 2 (11:50)

Yeah, we. Yeah, we had a really good time.

Host 1 (11:53)

Great. Well, we'd like to set you up on another date.

Listener 1 (11:57)

Short and simple. I like it.

Host 1 (11:58)

Well, she said she had a good time. No problems whatsoever. Am I right, Covina?

Advertiser 2 (12:02)

Yeah. At the beginning, like, she was chill and funny, but the end of the night was a little bit weird for me.

Listener 1 (12:08)

Okay, what part of the end of the night?

Advertiser 2 (12:11)

Well, I guess when we were waiting for our Uber, we were just kind of talking about how crazy dating is and, like, sharing some of our experiences. And he said that he had actually cheated on one of his previous girlfriends.

Host 1 (12:25)

Oh, no.

Listener 1 (12:27)

First date conversation right at the end. What an impression to leave you with.

Advertiser 2 (12:33)

I know. Everybody has their stuff, but he mentioned that he was, like, really drunk when it happened, so that is a red flag for me, because I feel like. I don't know, I just like one.

Listener 2 (12:45)

Sitter always, which means that I'm not Actually responsible for it.

Host 1 (12:50)

Okay, hold on. Well, Covina, if you couldn't tell that that's Dan, who's been listening politely on the other line.

Listener 2 (13:02)

Yeah, I was. I was glad to hear that you had a good time and really focus on that.

Host 1 (13:09)

Really.

Listener 2 (13:10)

Don't. I'm really sorry that if. If I may, if I give the impression that I intend on repeating that behavior in any way. I just. You know, some things just happen when alcohol is involved.

Listener 1 (13:20)

What?

Host 1 (13:21)

Yeah, but you still take responsibility for them.

Listener 2 (13:23)

It's like, I do agree with that. It happened a long, long time ago. In a galaxy. No. I don't know.

Host 1 (13:29)

It happened a long time. Don't go into Star Wars.

Listener 1 (13:31)

I'm getting some mixed messages from Dan.

Advertiser 2 (13:33)

Yeah, I mean, I feel like it's worse if you're drunk, because at least if you were sober and it happened, you know, that could be, like, an issue that we could work through. There's, like, some underlying stuff. But if you're drunk and you cheat, like, I'm always going to worry that every time you have a drink, it could happen again.

Host 1 (13:52)

Wait, wait, wait. Covina, you prefer sober cheating to drunk cheating?

Listener 1 (13:58)

I do.

Advertiser 2 (13:59)

I do.

Host 1 (14:00)

You think that's better?

Advertiser 2 (14:02)

I mean, none of it's better. Like, all cheating is bad. I don't want anyone to cheat. But if I had a preference, I think I would rather you have been sober, because then we could, like, work through it.

Host 1 (14:14)

Dan, can you agree to stay sober when you're unfaithful from now on?

Listener 1 (14:17)

Not the question. Jeffrey.

Host 1 (14:19)

He's got a problem.

Listener 1 (14:20)

That's not the question.

Host 1 (14:21)

That's what she said she wants.

Listener 1 (14:22)

No, she's talking about why she had a problem with Dan's story. Right, Dan?

Host 1 (14:26)

What do you think of that?

Listener 2 (14:27)

Yeah, I agree that it is never okay to cheat. If you commit to someone, you should honor that commitment.

Host 1 (14:35)

And unless you're drunk and you can't help it.

Listener 1 (14:40)

Is that what it is?

Listener 2 (14:41)

Sometimes you're just impaired and you're, you know, not in control. Have you. Covina, have you. Have you never lost your inhibitions around alcohol?

Advertiser 2 (14:51)

I mean, I have, but I've never cheated on anyone, so I don't. I don't know, like, what you're trying to do here.

Host 1 (14:59)

Yeah.

Listener 1 (15:00)

Yeah, like that.

Host 1 (15:00)

I mean, some people lose their inhibitions. They have, like, one too many desserts, and they're like, yeah, I'm gonna go to McDonald's on the way home, you.

Listener 1 (15:07)

Jump into a pool fully clothed. Like, you don't jump into bed with somebody else because you can't control.

Host 1 (15:14)

It's a pool of women.

Listener 1 (15:15)

Yeah, I mean, it feels like, Dan, that you can't take it. What it sounds like, I'm guessing for Kavina, I could be wrong. Kavina, is that you can't take responsibility for your actions.

Listener 2 (15:28)

I don't see it that way.

Listener 1 (15:30)

Yeah, see, that's the issue.

Advertiser 2 (15:33)

I mean, if he's drunk, of course he's not gonna see it that way. But if he's sober, he probably could.

Host 1 (15:39)

I'm starting to see her point.

Listener 2 (15:41)

Okay, well, then, Covina, can you make your friends list visible on Facebook?

Host 1 (15:44)

Make your friends listen. That's an interesting question.

Listener 1 (15:49)

So, wait, I'm confused. Huh?

Therapist (15:52)

Dan?

Listener 2 (15:52)

Just saying, if you want me to cheat sober, you know, might as well be with people that, you know.

Listener 1 (15:57)

She says she's not. It's not that she wants it. It's just her philosophy on cheating. It would. Better. It's.

Listener 2 (16:02)

I was kidding.

Listener 1 (16:03)

This is why you don't do what ifs on a first date. Like, what if you cheated? Like, how are we already there?

Host 1 (16:08)

Yeah, we're not doing what ifs on the first day. We're doing what ifs for the second date that we will send you on and pay for if you're up for it. Covina, what do you say? Sober or drunk, that's up to you. Yes. Just no cheating.

Listener 2 (16:21)

Listen, anything else? Can I say anything else before she answers?

Host 1 (16:25)

Well, I'm. I don't know, dude.

Listener 2 (16:29)

No, no, no. I think it will. I think it will. I really enjoyed talking to you. I felt like opening up and telling you the truth about my past because I felt comfortable around you.

Host 1 (16:39)

You felt drunk is what you felt.

Listener 1 (16:41)

No, Jazz, Let him talk.

Advertiser 1 (16:42)

Let him talk.

Host 1 (16:43)

Okay.

Listener 2 (16:44)

I would like to get to know you better in a more lucid setting where we don't have to keep kids alive by drinking shot after shot because of the kids.

Host 1 (16:56)

Charity for the bar.

Listener 1 (16:57)

Keeping them alive.

Host 1 (16:58)

Yeah. All right. Are you sold now, Cov?

Listener 1 (17:02)

Yeah. That's a weird invitation.

Advertiser 2 (17:05)

It is. But I did enjoy talking to you, too. And I'm in a good mood today, so I think it's a yes.

Host 1 (17:13)

Great. Covina's drunk, too. You guys are perfect for each other.

Listener 2 (17:19)

Good luck.

Listener 1 (17:20)

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

Host 1 (17:22)

You know, out of all the second dates that we've done, I don't know if I had this one pinpointed as the most romantic.

Listener 1 (17:30)

Well, I mean, we got the cheating part out of the way early.

Listener 2 (17:33)

Well, yes.

Host 1 (17:34)

The good news is both Daniel and Kavina are back on today to give us an update on their relationship. Welcome back to the show, you two.

Listener 1 (17:42)

I'm dying to hear this.

Advertiser 2 (17:44)

Thank you.

Listener 2 (17:44)

Hey, it's nice to be back.

Listener 1 (17:46)

Oh, my God.

Host 1 (17:47)

So it sounds like you two are still together then.

Advertiser 2 (17:50)

Yeah, we are, actually.

Advertiser 1 (17:54)

Are you.

Listener 1 (17:55)

I mean, I'm shocked by that. Are you shocked by that?

Advertiser 2 (17:58)

No, I'm really glad that we tried again because it's been going really well. I really like him.

Listener 1 (18:05)

Yeah, it's cute. So no drama?

Advertiser 2 (18:09)

No.

Listener 2 (18:10)

Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, there was. Okay. So for the purposes of this call, I feel like it bears repeating that there was another cheating scandal that we survived. But again, did we manage to get.

Listener 1 (18:28)

No.

Host 1 (18:29)

What's up? Oh, my.

Advertiser 2 (18:31)

No. Oh my gosh. It was not cheating. That was not cheating.

Listener 1 (18:35)

Wait, what? Oh my God.

Host 1 (18:37)

Wait, can you tell us what happened?

Listener 2 (18:39)

Yeah, the play didn't tell her son.

Listener 1 (18:41)

The play didn't.

Advertiser 1 (18:44)

Wait, what happened?

Advertiser 2 (18:46)

Listen, we were out one night at a bar and I like, slightly made out with a girl. Like not even. It was slight.

Host 1 (18:53)

Oh, come on.

Listener 1 (18:55)

How is that not. That is full cheating to be hurting another person.

Host 1 (18:59)

Thank you.

Advertiser 2 (19:00)

Listen, I was a little dipsy, but he was there with me and it's not like I was trying to like sneak around on him. He was there and it was literally a girlfriend of mine. So, like, nothing romantic.

Listener 1 (19:12)

I love my non romantic makeout sessions with my best friends. I love them.

Host 1 (19:17)

Oh, you and Alexis do it in studio sometimes. Too crazy.

Listener 1 (19:20)

So you were cool with that, Daniel?

Listener 2 (19:23)

At the moment I wasn't. And the more I thought about it, the more I thought, wait, if she's her friend, that's worse. Because if it was just some random person and you're drunk, you can kind of forget about that again.

Listener 1 (19:36)

We're not going back to this again.

Advertiser 2 (19:37)

Oh, God, you are so dumb right now.

Listener 1 (19:43)

Here's the start of an argument. Dude, I don't know that we want to be okay.

Host 1 (19:47)

Besides that little hiccup in the road, you guys are good. It doesn't sound serious.

Advertiser 2 (19:51)

Guys, we are so good. We are good.

Host 1 (19:55)

Daniel, you agree?

Listener 2 (19:57)

Yes, I absolutely agree.

Host 1 (19:58)

Okay, well, we're happy that it sounds like you guys are doing good together. Yeah, whatever that means to you. If you're happy, we're happy. Exactly. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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