Textual Healing: Mystery Makeout

Summary

---

Podcast Summary

Podcast: Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Episode: Textual Healing: Mystery Makeout
Date: September 18, 2025
Host(s): Brooke & Jeffrey
Guest: Joe (listener seeking advice)

Episode Overview

In this "Textual Healing" segment, hosts Brooke and Jeffrey assist Joe, a confused but eager party-goer, in navigating a mysterious and flirty text message he received after a raucous house party. The primary focus is on helping Joe identify which of several women he possibly hooked up with is reaching out—and crafting texts that keep his options open while inching closer to the truth. The tone is playful, irreverent, and fast-paced, characteristic of the show’s comedic approach to dating mishaps.

---

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Setup: Joe's Dilemma

• Joe describes a wild house party experience where he "made out with a couple of women" but can’t remember their names or full details due to inebriation.
• The next day, Joe receives a text from an unknown number:
  • "Hey Joe, I had a great time last night. 😉" [06:07]
  • Followed by: "I'm up for round two if you are." [06:46]
• Joe does not know if the texter is "backyard girl" or "bathroom girl"—his two known party hookups. He wants to respond without revealing his confusion.

2. Brainstorming the Perfect Reply

• The hosts riff on the dangers of guessing wrong, with Jeffrey joking:
  • "Especially if you're, like, skilled while you're blacked out. Like, dude, good for you." [06:59]
• The group discusses possible ways for Joe to fish for more information subtly, debating playful, flirty replies versus direct approaches.
• Brooke suggests:
  • "What if you say, 'Where do you want round two to happen this time?'" [08:55]
  • This would ideally prompt the mystery texter to reference a specific location, giving Joe a clue.

3. Crafting the Message

• After considering (and laughing about) emoji choices and flirtatious phrasing, they resolve on Joe sending:
  • "Same spot as last time? 😜🚽 haha" [10:39]
• Toilet emoji sparks hilarity, with backup explanations ready:
  • "People mistake their texts all the time... You could always say the toilet represented my hangover." [11:13]
• Brooke reassures Joe:
  • "There’s a lot of ways to backpedal out of it if it goes wrong, but let’s just toss one out there." [11:23]

4. The Mystery Deepens: Responses Roll In

• Joe quickly gets a reply:
  • "'No comprende 😂 What does that mean?'" [13:04]
• This suggests the texter is not "bathroom girl," to Joe's disappointment.
• Further attempts to clarify (e.g., "Fine, you pick the spot!") [14:21] elicit only more ambiguity. The texter reveals they're part of a mutual friend's party and references "Alyssa's" upcoming event, deepening the mystery.

5. Process of Elimination and Realization

• As the exchanges continue, hosts speculate if Joe is talking to someone outside his two main suspects—maybe even someone he didn’t make out with.
• The texter finally drops a context clue:
  • "If we play Angus and his girlfriend again, let me shoot first. We'll dominate them." [18:53]
• Joe realizes this is "beer pong girl," not "bathroom" or "backyard" girl. Disheartened, he admits:
  • "Beer pong’s not even in the game." [19:28]
  • "If I had to rank them, toilet girl goes first, then backyard girl. Beer pong’s not even in the game." [19:31]

6. Final Reflections & Banter

• The group laughs about the outcome, with Brooke noting:
  • "He was really disappointed that it wasn’t Bathroom Girl, his top choice... Now he’s stuck with beer pong lady." [22:24]
• Jeffrey sums up the "low success rate, high entertainment" theme, and the group reminds listeners of the perils and comedy of post-party texting confusion.

---

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Joe's options:

  • Brooke: "So, like, what are your options right now? You either show up to a place and just hope you recognize a person." [07:03]

• On risk of sending the wrong text:

  • Joe: "I feel like I’m still leaving myself open to get screwed over if I send the wrong thing." [09:12]

• On emoji explanations:

  • Jeffrey: "People mistake their texts all the time... The toilet could represent my hangover." [11:21]

• On the reveal:

  • Joe: "It says, 'If we play Angus and his girlfriend again, let me shoot first. We'll dominate them.' ... It's beer pong." [18:53]

• On Joe's priorities:

  • Joe: "If I had to rank them, Toilet girl goes first, then backyard girl... Beer pong's not even in the game." [19:31]
  • Brooke: "I just hope she never finds out that she's ranked lower than toilet girl." [22:40]

• On the show’s approach to dating:

  • Brooke: "Thing is, we don't have any standards on this show. Not for our listeners, not for ourselves. We love you no matter where we may have hooked up with you." [22:52]

---

Timestamps for Important Segments

• [05:38]: Joe introduces his "dire need" for help.
• [06:07]: Mystery text appears—"I had a great time last night."
• [08:55]: Brainstorming first reply—“Where do you want round two to happen this time?”
• [10:39]: Deciding on playful emoji strategy—“Same spot as last time? 😜🚽 haha”
• [13:04]: Mystery texter replies: “No comprende 😂 What does that mean?”
• [14:21]: “You pick the spot” text is sent to nudge for more info.
• [18:53]: Clue reveals the texter is "beer pong girl."
• [19:31]: Joe ranks his party flings; disappointment ensues.
• [22:24]: Post-mortem and reflection from the hosts.

---

Takeaways for Listeners

• Textual ambiguity after parties is real: If you wake up not remembering who you kissed but want to keep options open, humorous, indirect texts (with backup explanations) might delay embarrassment—but not forever.
• Subtle clues > direct questions (sometimes): Playful invitations can prompt more info, but sometimes you just have to risk asking directly.
• Ranking potential dates out loud is never a good look (but can be very funny for the audience).
• Having fun with digital misadventures is half the gig on Brooke & Jeffrey.

---

Conclusion

This Textual Healing episode embodies the series’ trademark mix of playful advice, sharp wit, and genuine empathy for the awkward realities of modern dating. Joe’s desire to piece together his own love mystery leads to laughs, a lot of collective overthinking, and ultimately, a revelation that neither he nor the hosts (nor listeners) saw coming.

"Low success rate... high entertainment for the rest of us."

Transcript

[Brooke]

You need to check out legends.com today. Legends is a free to play social casino and sportsbook with all of the games that you know and love. They even have Plinko and live blackjack and that's L E G e n d z.com whether you're a seasoned player or just starting out, their games are designed to entertain and thrill. The best part is you get free coins every day so you can play for free and redemption to your bank account is instant. It's legit and new players get an exclusive welcome bonus. Join thousands of players on legends with a Z.com today. No problem Purchase necessary Legends International void where prohibited by law 18/ terms and conditions apply.

[Jeffrey]

Hey everybody, this is Matt Rogers and.

[Dawen Yang]

Dawen Yang and you're never gonna guess who's our guest on Las Culturistas.

[Jeffrey]

It is Elle Woods, Tracy Flick herself, Reese Witherspoon Reece.

[Brooke]

We must go on a girls trip. I have to have a tequila.

We must.

Oh, whoever said orange is the new pink?

Seriously disturbed.

[Dawen Yang]

Listen to Las culturistas on the iHeartra app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Jorge Ramos]

I'm Jorge Ramos.

[Paula Ramos]

And I'm Paula Ramos.

[Jorge Ramos]

Together we're launching the Moment, a new podcast about what it means to live through a time as uncertain as this one.

[Paula Ramos]

We sit down with politicians, artists and activists to bring you depth and analysis from a unique Latino perspective.

[Jorge Ramos]

The Moment is a space for the conversations we've been having as father and daughter for years.

[Paula Ramos]

Listen to the Moment with Jorge Ramos and Paula ramos on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Lauren LaRosa]

I'm the homegirl that knows a little bit about everything and everybody let me know.

[Brooke]

Lauren LaRosa, did you hear that?

[Jeffrey]

Exclusive.

[Joe]

Lauren came in hot.

[Lauren LaRosa]

I came in telling the truth. Every day I'm bringing you the latest in entertainment, breaking down the headlines you can't stop talking about and giving you my very unfiltered take on the biggest stories in the industry. From exclusive news. And y' all know I got it to us breaking down the interviews. Cause y' all are my co host now I'm giving you the deep dives on some of the biggest moments in pop culture.

[Brooke]

Oh my God.

[Lauren LaRosa]

Listen to the Latest with Lauren LaRosa, weekdays on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Brooke]

It's important that we just reassure people that they're not alone and there is help out there.

[Dawen Yang]

The good stuff Podcast season two takes a deep look into one Tribe Foundation, a nonprofit fighting suicide in the veteran community. September is National Suicide Prevention Month, so join hosts Jacob and Ashley Schick as they bring you to the front lines of one tribe's mission.

[Lauren LaRosa]

One Trib saved my life twice.

[Brooke]

Welcome to season two of the Good Stuff.

[Dawen Yang]

Listen to the Good Stuff podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast.

[Brooke]

Hey, it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Welcome to the second date podcast. And who knew throwing yourself your own wedding where you marry yourself would be so controversial. Yeah, very true. I think it's the father daughter dance that got a lot of people. Yeah, I did see a few comments in that one as well. Of course I'm referring to yesterday's brand new second date. We do have a brand new textual healing coming up in just a minute, but we want to go over some thoughts and feelings in our comment section about what happened on yesterday's show. Yeah, we got a lot of like as soon as she was manifesting, I checked out.

Oh really?

People aren't into manifesting. It's a negative thing. Manifesting. I guess so that's what a lot said about her wedding. But then a lot of people said she needs to recaption her photos as saying a self love photo shoot. Oh yeah, more like about that.

[Jeffrey]

I think about if she captioned it better maybe would have helped.

[Brooke]

I feel like this is just a good example of we don't need to post everything. Yeah, so true too, you know, like keep the photos for yourself. Awesome.

[Jeffrey]

But she had a wedding. You would want to post her wedding.

[Brooke]

I know cuz you look so good. True. Oh and this one, if she's paying for the second wedding, sign me up. There we go.

[Jeffrey]

She's obviously very successful. She can afford a wedding. Totally fun.

[Brooke]

Yeah. You know there's somebody for everybody. All right, thank you so much for always participating. We're getting your brand new textual healing started now.

Yeah, if you get a text from an unknown number, normally you just report it as junk block and delete it. Forget about it.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, not even report, just block and delete.

[Brooke]

Yeah, even if I get a text from Brooke, I reported junk block delete.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, report that one.

[Brooke]

Yeah, that is not funny. Write me back.

One of our listeners got a message from a mystery phone number, but what it said was too juicy to toss away.

Oh really?

In fact it's very clear that they know each other.

Really?

And he has to get to the bottom of who is sending them. Cuz if he doesn't he he might Miss out on a sweet opportunity. You're gonna hear it in a brand new textual healing right after this. Textual healing. Textual. There is one place that we need you to be touching right now.

No, Jeff.

Do I just say not on each other or even on yourself? It's on your phone.

[Joe]

Yes.

[Brooke]

We want you to move those fingers ever so gently and prepare to type out a message that feels oh, so right.

Dude. I feel like I need to ask for my phone's consent when you talk about it that way.

That's right. I'll unlock you with my eyes. Because it's a brand new textual healing. The segment where we help a listener craft the perfect message to instantly fix any problem they might be facing. Or if not fix it, at least get out of a weird situation. And an urgent request came in this morning from one of our listeners named Joe who needed some textual help. So, Joe, welcome to the show.

[Joe]

Thank you so much for helping me. I am in dire need of healing.

[Brooke]

Oh, wow. You do sound desperate. I don't think that was an insult or anything. I mean, he admits it. Yeah.

Okay, well, let's find out exactly how desperate you are. What made you reach out to us for help?

[Joe]

Last weekend, I was at a house party with a bunch of friends and also a lot of people I didn't know, and we were boozing it up. Yeah, I met a few ladies. I had a good time.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Joe]

Next day, I get a message that says, hey, Joe, I had a great time last night. Winky face.

[Brooke]

Oh, okay. Something happened, clearly.

[Joe]

I did hook up with a couple late. I don't know who it is. There's no.

[Brooke]

Name one of those people that hook up his kiss.

[Jeffrey]

Hookup means, like, anything.

[Brooke]

What does hookup mean to you?

[Joe]

Like, it's second base.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Joe]

All right.

[Brooke]

Okay. Do you have any idea who the message is from?

[Joe]

No idea. Not at all.

[Brooke]

It's just a random number.

[Joe]

I sat on it. I didn't send anything back. And then they sent me a second text.

[Brooke]

What does the second one say?

[Joe]

They're like, I'm up for round two if you are.

[Brooke]

Wait, whoa. And how does that make you feel, Joe?

[Joe]

I mean, I feel like it's a slam dunk, but I want to make sure I know what I'm getting into, dude.

[Jeffrey]

Especially if you're, like, skilled while you're blacked out. Like, dude, good for you.

[Brooke]

So, like, what are your options right now? You either show up to a place and just hope you recognize a person.

[Joe]

Oh, yeah, that's best case scenario. Worst case scenario, who Knows how bad it gets.

[Brooke]

So have you responded at all?

[Joe]

Not at all. Because I want to figure out what the perfect thing to send is.

[Brooke]

Okay, well, let's start off with what we know. You said you think you made out with multiple women. At least two. Do you remember either of their names?

[Joe]

No.

[Brooke]

Oh.

Oh, you don't remember that even.

Hey, I feel you, Joe.

[Joe]

Okay, there's. There's backyard and there's bathroom.

[Brooke]

Okay.

Backyard girl and bathroom girl.

[Joe]

Right.

[Brooke]

Do you have a preference between the two?

[Joe]

I like the bathroom one better.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

But you're not saying no back. Backyard girl says, I hope this is.

[Brooke]

Guys talk about me after a party.

Now this is tricky because you're trying to figure it out. You can't say, hey, yeah, that was fun in the backyard. No, I'll never enter a bathroom the same way again. So what can we, what can we say that's right in the middle that doesn't give away? He isn't sure who this person is.

But we do want to still get some information from them to try to figure it out.

Yes.

[Jeffrey]

I think we make a statement. We just say, oh, I think I'm still hungover and send a photo.

[Brooke]

What about you?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, send a photo back.

[Brooke]

That's smart. I don't know if he's going to remember what they look like.

Yeah, well, maybe that's a good opportunity. Here's a picture of my face hungover. Let's see a picture of yours hung over.

Or that's an instant turnoff because it's a picture of his face hung over.

Actually, that's a good point. We're back at zero again. So what is something that's kind of flirtatious Cuz we're trying to keep the door open for another connection to happen, but is also like, who are you?

What's the second text she said?

[Joe]

Or it was just the one up for round two. If you are she.

[Brooke]

Okay, this person wants a round two.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

What if you say, where do you want round two to happen this time?

Yeah.

Oh, and then cross our fingers that they say, not the backyard or not the backyard.

I want to be on the toilet again. You know, we'll see. I mean, I don't know, maybe. What do you think of that, Joe?

[Joe]

I don't know. I feel like I'm still leaving myself open to get screwed over if I send the wrong thing.

[Brooke]

Yeah, okay. What's your idea, Joe?

[Jeffrey]

You could play completely dumb. Actually, you're not playing dumb and just say, oh my God. I don't think I Saved your number.

[Brooke]

Who is this? I mean, that might be a risky one because if you're the other person receiving that text, they might be offended thinking, like, oh, you don't even remember. Remember me?

You got multiple numbers.

I mean, honestly, I hate to say this, but I kind of like. I still like Brooke's first idea.

I like that one, too.

[Jeffrey]

The only thing we've actually.

[Brooke]

Anyone said anything about it was, like, round two going down in the same spot.

Same spot as last time. And then you probably want to be suggestive with, like, a winky face or maybe even the tongue out emoji with the one winking eye.

[Joe]

All right, you want to go with that one?

[Brooke]

Sure. Or you can go with. Is round two going down for real in Florida?

Oh, no, no. Flow Rider lyrics.

He's still big.

Yeah, at state fairs all across the country.

Let's not downplay state fairs.

[Jeffrey]

Why don't we just say we should go to a Flow Rider concert sometime?

[Brooke]

I think Brooke had the best idea.

God, I love when Jeff says that. Can you say it again?

I'm saying it with extreme disappointment in my voice.

His arms did cross his chest, and he slunk down in his chair.

So what do you think about typing that?

[Joe]

All right, so if I do a tongue out, single eye emoji. Sounds great. Same spot as last time, question mark. And then the same emoji again.

[Brooke]

Why are the emojis first?

I like. I like more emojis.

[Joe]

It's like Spanish where you put the question marks on both sides.

[Brooke]

I think you need to do like a ha, ha after same spot as last time, because it's feeling really serious, the way you're responding instead of cute, flirty.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, okay, that's a good point, Brooke.

[Brooke]

I mean, maybe you can even toss in a toilet. A toilet emoji.

Yeah, but what if you're wrong?

Well, then they'll be like, what do you. What does that mean? And you can say, oh, sorry, my finger slipped.

That's not bad. Because then you put the toilet and he's right. And then you'd be like, oh, sorry, my bad. I meant this one.

Yeah.

And you send swing set.

People mistake their texts all the time.

Yeah, all the people send me accidental toilet emoji all the time. You could always say the toilet represented my hangover.

[Jeffrey]

That's good. I actually like genius.

[Brooke]

Okay, there's a lot of ways to backpedal out of it if it goes wrong, but let's just toss one out there. So you. Okay, you send that.

Oh, man.

[Joe]

Okay. It's set.

[Brooke]

Okay. Maybe one of the sexiest text messages we've ever crafted on this show.

[Jeffrey]

Is that the first time we've worked a toilet into the text?

[Brooke]

I think so.

Hopefully not the last.

I'm proud of us.

We're gonna come back. Hopefully this person, this mystery person will respond to you, and we can keep the momentum going with more textual healing right after this. We're in the middle of textual healing with our listener Joe, who reached out because he needs our help figuring out who texted him the day after a big house party. Was it the girl he made out with in the backyard or the girl he made out with in the bathroom?

[Jeffrey]

Or is there a mysterious other girl.

[Brooke]

We didn't even bring up that he's.

[Jeffrey]

Like, I forgot about the kitchen girl.

[Brooke]

He doesn't know because there's no name attached to the phone number. It's just a few messages saying, had fun with you last night. Up for round two soon, dude.

Even if there was a name, he doesn't remember the girl's name, so it doesn't matter.

It wouldn't be very clear. He doesn't want to give that away, though, that he doesn't know who is texting.

Right.

And asked for our help and what to respond with. The best thing we came up with, and best is in quotations. When I say this was for him to say, I'm down. Same place as last time. Wink. Emoji. Toilet emoji.

Yes. Yes.

Cuz you can always backtrack and say, oh, whoops. That was a mistake.

Yeah, yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Was an accident.

[Brooke]

The question, Joe, is, has this mystery texter responded to our message?

[Joe]

Yeah, but it hasn't gotten better.

[Brooke]

What do you mean? What did they say?

[Joe]

Let's see. No comprende. Laugh emoji. What does that mean?

[Brooke]

Oh, so it must be the backyard girl. Yeah, Right? Isn't that better? Doesn't that mean she didn't understand the toilet?

Okay, so if I'm looking at the percentages right now, the bathroom girl went down to about 20%.

Yeah.

Backyard girl has gone up to 60%. And we still have about 20% left for mystery person.

My goodness.

So now how do we clear this up? Because we can always say my. Sorry, my finger slipped. I meant to hit heart emoji.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Do you have to say heart? Yeah.

Yellow heart emoji.

Oh, like friendship heart. I see. Yeah, I see.

Sure. That's just backtracking. It doesn't get us any closer to who the answer of this person.

So wait, wait, wait. She said what again? No, Comprende?

[Joe]

She said, no comprende. Then she put a laugh emoji, and then she goes, what does that mean?

[Jeffrey]

Oh, so she actually translated herself.

[Brooke]

Yeah, I understand what you're doing. Okay, well, we're trying to figure out her name or what she looks like. Like, what are we trying to find.

Out about bathroom or backyard.

Okay, at least a name.

[Joe]

Maybe a name would jog my memory.

[Brooke]

Okay, what about this? What about this? You just say, okay, fine, you pick the spot, and then you leave her making the move on where to go.

I like that. I like that a lot. You pick the spot and I'll meet you there.

[Jeffrey]

But we still don't know who this person is exactly.

[Brooke]

Sure, but it might get us a little bit closer with her response.

Yeah. So are we ignoring her asking what he meant by the toilet? Yeah, we just ignore it. Just skip over it. Okay, yeah, we're gonna pretend like we don't know what that. Yeah, what she's talking about. Okay.

In fact, you could start with a laugh emoji. Like, I'm not listening.

Yeah, you should just react.

[Jeffrey]

You have an iPhone. You can laugh at their comment.

[Joe]

Oh, that's right.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, that was funny.

[Brooke]

Like, haha, that's good. Haha, that. Okay, fine, you pick the spot.

[Joe]

All right.

[Brooke]

It's interesting advice from the only Samsung Galaxy owner in the room, but I.

[Jeffrey]

Get crap from enough iPhone people. I know how to use one that's.

[Brooke]

Excited about the idea of using.

[Jeffrey]

I know what I'm doing wrong.

[Brooke]

This is coming in handy. So go ahead. Have you typed that out, Joe?

[Joe]

Yeah, I did the laugh emoji and I just sent the. Okay, fine, you picked the spot.

[Brooke]

Okay, awesome.

All right.

[Jeffrey]

That was so stressful just to say something so normal.

[Brooke]

Yeah, she's gonna say, all right, you pick.

And we're all like, texting is so hard. It's not even our texts. We have nothing on the line here.

Oh, my God, I would overanalyze this so bad after a party and making out with dudes.

[Jeffrey]

She's gotta give us something out after this.

[Joe]

I just got an answer.

[Brooke]

Oh, you already got an answer. This girl's invested in you. This is a good sign. What did she say?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, good for us.

[Joe]

She said, not sure what you're on. What?

[Brooke]

That's it?

[Jeffrey]

That's it.

[Joe]

And then she said, alyssa said you're coming to her thing on Friday, so let's rewind last weekend over there.

[Brooke]

Okay. Okay, so you're going to another house party and you're gonna make out with Another girl that you don't know.

[Jeffrey]

Who's Alyssa?

[Brooke]

Yeah. Do you know Alyssa?

[Joe]

Yeah. Yeah, she's in our friend group and she's throwing a rager this weekend.

[Brooke]

Okay, so does that give you a clue of who this woman is that's texting you?

[Joe]

Well, yeah, but the thing is, now that I know if she's in our friend group, that just is even weirder.

[Brooke]

What?

Does it give you any clue to being backyard girl? Bathroom girl? Do you know?

[Joe]

No, it's not pointing either way.

[Jeffrey]

Darn it.

[Brooke]

Oh, my God.

You're starting to feel useless to me.

I don't know if you know if you belong in this friend group.

[Jeffrey]

What if he kissed somebody else who also has, like, a boyfriend or girlfriend?

[Brooke]

Like, yeah, actually, Jose, maybe that's the reason why they're texting from a brand new number, because they're hiding it from their significant other. Joe, you're the secret third piece.

They were in a party with all their friends and cheated in front of everybody. Yeah. Inside a bathroom or a backyard.

Yeah, it makes it kind of naughty and fun. But is it. I mean, at this point, do we need to be more direct and, like, start asking for a name?

[Jeffrey]

I really think we just go, who is this? Yeah, I mean.

[Brooke]

I mean, something like that, but it's a little on the edge because you still are risking offending them by saying, I don't remember your name.

Yeah, they're talking about round two of a party then, right? They're not talking about hooking up. They're just saying, run it back.

[Joe]

Like, run it back is fine, but round two means something else to me.

[Brooke]

But maybe they just need round two. Like drinking.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, actually, now that that's been.

[Brooke]

Maybe they didn't. Maybe this isn't a person you made out with at all.

[Jeffrey]

This could be one of your, like, anybody, one of your other friends.

[Joe]

I made out with a lot of people, so I doubt it.

[Brooke]

Okay, well, I don't know. I feel like this whole thing has just been some humble brag to tell us, everybody on the radio, how many people you make out with at parties?

Ye. Yeah, I. I am jealous, for sure, of you right now. So it's working, but we still need to figure this person out. Would it be a good hint to ask, like, who are you coming with to Alyssa's event? Would that give a clue of which particular friend they hang out with the most?

I like that, Jess.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, they could just say my wife.

[Brooke]

Oh, that's fun.

Okay, well, that would give you a little bit of a clue.

Yeah, sure.

I mean, that's the best idea we have right now. How do you feel about texting it?

[Joe]

I'm down. Let's go for it.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Joe]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

All right. This is the probably riskiest one we've sent.

[Brooke]

For real.

Let's see.

Well, I mean, I think it's going to give us the most information. Yeah. We probably should have just started with this, to be honest. Yeah.

Okay. He sent it. But, yeah, at the time, we didn't know that this person was also going to Alyssa's house party. And it's someone that's in the tight social group, so.

I've been in a house party in so long, I want to go to Alyssa's house party. I'd say I'd invite you to my next one, but I won't do that.

Brooke, I bet you would be a good backyard girl.

Oh, for sure, dude. I could guarantee I made out with more people than this guy today. Parties.

I was offended by that.

I loved making out.

[Joe]

I got an answer.

[Brooke]

Oh, you did?

Yay.

Okay. Are we any closer to knowing who this person is?

Do you know?

[Joe]

I mean, not. Yeah. Yes. I mean, I. There's a nickname, but that's as close as I can get.

[Brooke]

Oh. Closure.

What does it say?

[Joe]

It says. It says if we play Angus and his girlfriend again. Let me shoot first. We'll dominate them.

[Jeffrey]

Play them.

[Brooke]

Play what?

Or basketball.

[Joe]

It's beer pong.

[Jeffrey]

Brooks playing basketball parties.

[Brooke]

Did you play beer pong with the girl that you made out with?

[Joe]

I didn't make out with her. We just played beer pong.

[Brooke]

Oh, okay, so it sounds like it's not the backyard girl and it's not the bathroom girl. It's mystery girl number three. Beer pong girl.

[Joe]

Beer pong girl? Yeah.

[Brooke]

Who we didn't make out with.

[Joe]

No, not really my type.

[Brooke]

Wait, what do you mean she's not your type? You said everybody's your type.

[Joe]

Yeah, well, if I had to rank them, Toilet girl goes first, then backyard girl. Brave. Beer pong's not even in the game.

[Brooke]

Okay, wow, you're feeling really ungrateful right now. We're helping you out for next weekend.

[Jeffrey]

Drunk. You gave her your number? You called this on yourself?

[Brooke]

Yeah. So are you gonna actually meet up with beer pong girl?

[Joe]

Yeah, I guess. But I'm more disappointed that backyard girl and toilet girl don't want to do round two with me.

[Brooke]

Okay.

I'm sure you'll find a new bathroom and backyard girl at the next party.

Yeah, if you text us the address, Brooke will show up. She can be all three for you at the same time.

[Jeffrey]

It's like a triple kiss.

[Brooke]

Don't worry, I'll bring my husband, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Jeffrey]

Hey, everybody, this is Matt Rogers and Belen Yang.

[Dawen Yang]

And you're never gonna guess who's our guest on Las Culturistas.

[Brooke]

It is Bradley Jackson, Elle Woods, Tracy.

[Jeffrey]

Flick herself, Reese Witherspoon.

[Brooke]

Reese, we must go on a girls trip. I have to have a tequila.

We must. Oh, the curator rating.

[Dawen Yang]

When they run diagnostics, we can run.

[Brooke]

It on you guys.

I'd be scared.

[Joe]

Run the Q rating. No. On the Q rating.

[Jeffrey]

My resiliency score is down to adequate because we were on a red eye. My resiliency, my grit. I gotta get my grit score up.

[Brooke]

Now, don't think that you're gonna come.

[Dawen Yang]

On Las Culturistas, the podcast, and we're.

[Brooke]

Not gonna at least bring up Big.

[Dawen Yang]

Little Lie, season three.

[Brooke]

Whoever said orange is the new pink.

Like, seriously, seriously disturbs.

[Dawen Yang]

Listen to Las culturistas on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Jorge Ramos]

I'm Jorge Ramos.

[Paula Ramos]

And I'm Paula Ramos.

[Jorge Ramos]

Together, we're launching the Moment, a new podcast about what it means to live through a time as uncertain as this one.

[Paula Ramos]

We sit down with politicians.

[Dawen Yang]

I would be the first, first immigrant mayor in generations, but 40% of New Yorkers were born outside of this country.

[Paula Ramos]

Artists and activists. I mean, do you ever feel demoralized?

[Brooke]

I might personally lose hope. This individual might lose the faith. But there's an institution that doesn't lose faith, and that's what I believed in.

[Paula Ramos]

To bring you depth and analysis from a unique Latino perspective.

[Jorge Ramos]

There's not a single day that Paola and I don't call or text each other or sharing news and thoughts about what's happening in the country. This new podcast will be a way to make that ongoing intergenerational conversation public.

[Paula Ramos]

Listen to the Moment with Jorge Ramos and Paula Ramos as part of the My Cultura podcast Network on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Brooke]

Well, you know what they say. Beggars can't be choosers. And unfortunately for Joe Y, he's kind of trying to be too beggy.

Yeah, too choosy, you mean. Too choosy. Whatever it was, he's got the begging down, cuz he doesn't care if he knows her name.

Yeah, he was really disappointed that it wasn't Bathroom Girl, his top choice. It wasn't even his backup Choice Backyard girl. Now he's stuck with beer pong lady.

Which, honestly, she could be the cutest and the best out of all of them. He just doesn't remember cuz he's drinking too much.

[Jeffrey]

I just hope she never finds out that she's ranked lower than toilet girl.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Yeah, that is messed up.

[Jeffrey]

I don't know why. It just rubs me the wrong way.

[Brooke]

Well, it's not a great nickname.

Totally. It's weird that he suddenly had standards out of the blue.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, true.

[Brooke]

Thing is, we don't have any standards on this show. Not for our listeners, not for ourselves. We love you no matter where we may have hooked up with you.

That's right. That is right, Jack.

[Jeffrey]

We know we probably have.

[Brooke]

Yeah. And so, hey, follow our socials at BrookeandJeffrey and shoot us a DM.

[Jeffrey]

You're already in them.

[Brooke]

Remind us where it happens.

[Jeffrey]

Hey, everybody, this is Matt Rogers and Bewen Yang.

[Dawen Yang]

And you're never gonna guess who's our guest on Las Culturistas.

[Brooke]

It is Elle Woods.

[Jeffrey]

Tracy Flick herself, Reese Witherspoon.

[Brooke]

Reese, we must go on a girls trip.

I have to have a tequila. We must.

Oh, whoever said orange is the new pink?

Like, seriously disturbed.

[Dawen Yang]

Listen to Las culturistas on the iHeartRadio.

[Brooke]

App, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.

[Dawen Yang]

Podcasts.

[Jorge Ramos]

I'm Jorge Ramos.

[Paula Ramos]

And I'm Paula Ramos.

[Jorge Ramos]

Together we're launching the Moment, a new podcast about what it means to live through a time as uncertain as this one.

[Paula Ramos]

We sit down with politicians, artists, and activists to bring you depth and analysis from a unique Latino perspective.

[Jorge Ramos]

The Moment is a space for the conversations we've been having as father and daughter for years.

[Paula Ramos]

Listen to the Moment with Jorge Ramos and Paula Ram ramos on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Lauren LaRosa]

I'm the homegirl that knows a little bit about everything and everybody.

[Brooke]

Lauren LaRosa. You hear that Exclusive.

[Joe]

Lauren came in hot.

[Lauren LaRosa]

I came in telling the truth. Every day I'm bringing you the latest in entertainment. Breaking down the headlines you can't stop talking about. And giving you my very unfiltered take on the biggest stories in the industry. From exclusive news and y' all know I got it to us breaking down the interviews. Cause y' all are my co hosts now. I'm giving you the deep dives on some of the biggest moments in pop culture.

[Brooke]

Oh, my God.

[Lauren LaRosa]

Listen to the Latest with Lauren LaRosa. Weekdays on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts. Or wherever you get your podcast.

[Brooke]

It's important that we just reassure people.

[Jeffrey]

That they're not alone.

[Brooke]

And there is help out there.

[Dawen Yang]

The Good Stuff Podcast season two takes a deep look into One Tribe Foundation, a non profit fighting suicide in the veteran community. September is National Suicide Prevention Month, so join hosts Jacob and Ashley Schick as they bring you to the front lines of One Tribe's mission.

[Lauren LaRosa]

One Tribe saved my life twice.

[Brooke]

Welcome to season two of the Good Stuff.

[Dawen Yang]

Listen to the Good Stuff podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Brooke]

The Super Secret Bestie Club podcast season four is here and we're locked in.

That means more Juicy Cheeseman, terrible love advice, evil spells to cast on your ex. No, no, we're not doing that this season. Oh, well, this season we're leveling up. Each episode will feature a special bestie and you're not going to want to miss it. My name is Curly.

And I'm Maya.

[Joe]

Get in here.

[Brooke]

Listen to the super secret Bestie Club.

On the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or.

Wherever you get your podcasts.