Top 10 Loser Lines of 2025

Summary

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Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Episode: "Top 10 Loser Lines of 2025" (November 20, 2025)

Hosted by: Brooke, Jeffrey, and Producer Boy
Podcast Theme: A hilarious annual countdown of the weirdest, cringiest, and most memorable prank voicemails left on the show's famous "Loser Line"—a fake phone number listeners hand out to would-be suitors.

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Episode Overview

This episode delivers a riotous highlight reel of the year’s ten best "Loser Line" voicemails, chosen from hundreds of prank calls, nervous confessions, accidental overshares, and bizarre creative performances. The hosts, in classic playful style, banter over the clips—giving listeners awkward, earnest, and absurd real-life moments from modern dating. The entire countdown is packed with cringe, humor, and the strong personalities of the hosts.

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Key Segments & Highlights

1. The Loser Line Explained & Year-in-Review Banter

• [03:05 – 05:33]
  • The hosts explain the concept: for over a decade, they've handed out a fake "Loser Line" number, which goes viral every year. Callers leave messages not realizing they've been gently rebuffed.
  • Brooke: "We combed through them all, selected our top 10 favorite ones. We're gonna play ‘em for you next."
  • Hosts joke about this crazy year: TikTok’s shutdown and relaunch, Katy Perry’s emotional space trip, and Coldplay concerts as affairs hot spots.
  • Jeffrey: "Maybe the craziest thing, though, is we are still on the air. How did that happen?" ([05:33])

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2. The Top 10 Countdown

#10: Shower Multitasking Guy

• [06:05 – 06:56]
  • Caller nonchalantly leaves a voicemail from the shower: “Tried this a few months ago, where lately I’ve been trying to multitask...you just happened to fall on shower time, so. Lucky you.”
  • Wild invention ideas: USB toasters for the car, glove-compartment hot plates for breakfast.
  • Quote: “Did you know you can buy one of those wireless USB toasters where you can actually toast in your car? ...I should probably go, the water is getting cold.” — Shower Guy ([06:05])
  • Host reactions:
    • Producer Boy: "I'm just glad that he combined his toaster with his car and not with a shower."
    • Jeffrey: “If anybody will find a way, this guy will.”

#9: The "Ice Ice Baby" Rap

• [07:25 – 08:09]
  • Awkward suitor remixes "Ice Ice Baby" to ask someone out.
  • Quote: "Ask, ask baby. Will you go? Will you go out? Will you go, Please, please date me? Come on, girl." — Rap Guy ([07:25])
  • Hosts: Brooke dances along, Producer Boy reminisces fondly/awkwardly about goofy voicemail greetings.

#8: The Over-Involved Daughter

• [08:29 – 09:20]
  • Woman calls to warn off a date from her mom, whom she’s trying to reunite with her estranged, possibly confused, bio dad.
  • Quote: “I really just need you to back off.” — Interfering Daughter ([08:29])
  • Hosts: Laugh about family drama being used as a Loser Line handoff.

#7: Tea Spill Professional

• [09:39 – 10:29]
  • Voicemail capturing a real-life disaster: a woman scalds herself with tea, curses coffee cups, and prepares for a Zoom call.
  • Quote: “Stupid pants. Come on. Forget it. It’s just. It’s not working. I’m just gonna have to change pants.” — Flustered Woman ([09:39])
  • Hosts: Reminisce about the original idea of the Loser Line and how it's now given to coworkers and family.

#6: The Slice Guy (Pepperoni Suitor)

• [11:06 – 11:55]
  • Young man (in a pepperoni costume) flirts, apologizes for his “stay cheesy” line, and awkwardly assures the recipient he is 18 and “legal.”
  • Quote: “Sometimes people can’t tell from the costume. But I’m legal.” — Slice Guy ([11:06])
  • Host reactions: Producer Boy: “I don’t like that. That is…”; Jeffrey jokes about awkwardness and young sign spinners.

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[MID-COUNTDOWN BANter & Recap]

• [12:13 – 13:19]
  • Recap the ridiculousness so far: showers, tea spills, pizza slices, and universal cringe.

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#5: Corn Council Auditioner

• [13:34 – 14:38]
  • Caller auditions to be the phone voice for the "county corn council," improvising on the spot: “To report a corn related emergency, press 1... To speak with a certified corn representative, press 4. Have a corn-tastic day.”
  • Quote: “Thank you for calling the county corn council where corn is our passion…” — Corn Council Guy ([13:34])
  • Host reaction: “Hire him!” They laugh at the detailed corn hotline menu.

#4: The Abstinence Loophole Guy

• [15:05 – 16:06]
  • Man (abstinence seminar speaker) awkwardly flirts, hinting he knows “workarounds” to abstinence, and overshares his expert status.
  • Quote: “I know it’s probably weird that the abstinence guy is asking you out, but let’s just say there’s ways to get around all that, if you know what I mean.” — Abstinence Loophole Guy ([15:05])
  • Hosts: Producer Boy: “Why are the abstinence loophole people always the one that are the creepiest?” Jeffrey: “Just don’t do it."

#3: The Fungal Bloom Oversharer

• [16:36 – 17:39]
  • Excruciatingly candid message about a neck rash: “...doctor said it’s just a heat induced fungal bloom...wasn’t as bad as the ringworm I caught last summer…Don’t drink expired kombucha.”
  • Quote: “Let’s put the fun in fungal.” — Fungal Bloom Guy ([16:36])
  • Hosts: Jeffrey: “No one has ever hooked up after saying fungal bloom.”

#2: Pirate Accent Date Request

• [18:06 – 18:50]
  • Suitor puts on an elaborate pirate accent, asking Shelley to “sail the seven seas,” hoping the accent will help: “Maybe we can see something that’s rated Arrrrr.”
  • Quote: “Gar, I know you’ve never heard this voice before, but I had a wheeled talk with your friend before I left the bar…” — Pirate Logan ([18:06])
  • Hosts: Joke about pirate hygiene, "Pirate mouth," and talk up pirate date possibilities.

#1: The Great Alfonso, Off-Duty Birthday Magician

• [19:28 – 20:46]
  • Magician calls after a kids' birthday gig; thanks recipient for not telling host mom about his flask. Compliments their realness: “…right around when I did the foam rabbit popping out of the Pringles can.”
  • Ends with: “If you really want to party, I know a guy that can hook us up with...party favors.”
  • Quote: “You just seemed like someone who’s seen some sh—before. You seemed real. Not like the bubble gum heads in the cloud. Life is rainbows and bullshit you hear from some of these moms.” — The Great Alfonso ([19:28])
  • Hosts:
    • Producer Boy: “She missed out. Alfonso will deliver some stories.”
    • Jeffrey: “Don’t worry, I saved his number for our end of the year party.”
    • Brooke: “My favorite part is him being like, ‘Dude, she caught me with a flask. But she’s the crazy one.’”

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On the evolution of the Loser Line:
  • “Now it’s morphed into this whole new thing, and people are giving it to their quirky coworkers or their strange aunt or if you hit a parked car. It’s really come a long, long way since we first started.” — Jeffrey ([10:30])
• On oversharers and cringe:
  • “No one has ever hooked up after saying fungal bloom.” — Jeffrey ([17:39])
• On youthful awkwardness:
  • “That was his first job. Yeah, like a sign spinner...I think that was his first interaction with an adult.” — Producer Boy ([12:03])

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Structure & Flow

• Opening: Hosts set the mood in faux-fancy style, playful sarcasm, and self-aware banter about their “decorum.”
• Countdown: Each segment features a voicemail followed by lively reactions, jokes, and commentary from Brooke, Jeffrey, and Producer Boy.
• Host Chemistry: Frequent, natural interplay; blend of supportive teasing and shared laughter—adds charm and context to each message.
• Closure: After the #1 message, the hosts tie it together with shoutouts to socials and future hopes for more entertaining Loser Line content.

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Timestamps for Important Segments

| Segment | Timestamp | | --------------- | --------- | | Loser Line intro & year-in-review banter | [03:05 – 05:33] | | #10: Shower Multitasking Guy | [06:05 – 06:56] | | #9: “Ice Ice Baby” Rap | [07:25 – 08:09] | | #8: Daughter-blocks-Mom’s Date | [08:29 – 09:20] | | #7: Tea Spill Zoom Disaster | [09:39 – 10:29] | | #6: Slice Guy (Pepperoni Suit) | [11:06 – 11:55] | | Mid-countdown Recap & Banter | [12:13 – 13:19] | | #5: County Corn Council Audition | [13:34 – 14:38] | | #4: Abstinence Loophole Guy | [15:05 – 16:06] | | #3: Fungal Bloom Oversharer | [16:36 – 17:39] | | #2: Pirate Accent Date Request | [18:06 – 18:50] | | #1: The Great Alfonso | [19:28 – 20:46] |

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Final Thoughts

“Top 10 Loser Lines of 2025” is a comedic highlight reel, showcasing the social awkwardness, creativity, oversharing, and surprising sincerity of modern dating fails. The hosts’ irreverent, supportive energy—combined with off-the-wall callers—makes for a high-entertainment, low-success matchmaking experience, to the joy of listeners everywhere.

For those seeking awkward laughs, a peek at dating disasters, or simply some inventive ways to avoid uncomfortable encounters, this annual countdown is a must-listen.

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Transcript

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[Producer Boy]

All right, we're going to take you on a wild ride today. Oh yeah. That is just all there is to say about it. Welcome to the second date podcast and today is something you've never heard before. If this is the only podcast you listen to of ours. This is Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Of course. But it's called the Loser line. Yes. Yeah. And we do it once a week on our main feed. Brooke and Jeffrey, we've been giving out a fake phone number to our listeners for literally over a decade. And once you have the Loser line phone number, which has actually even gone viral on Reddit. Do you remember when that happened?

[Jeffrey]

Totally ruined it.

[Producer Boy]

It doesn't go now it's full. I mean it goes straight to our voicemail here at the station. And then we get to play the weird creepy messages that people leave. Yeah, yeah. So this is a compilation of the best of the year. Okay, I think we're all on the same page now. Hopefully any of you gu guys don't get it. You will once you hear it. Yeah, it'll make sense very shortly. Let us know what you think, of course, in the comments. Your top 10 loser lines of 2025. Starting right now.

[Jeffrey]

It's almost the end of the year, but before we can put some flowers on this thing and lower it down into the ground forever, there is one all important tradition that we have to do on this show.

[Producer Boy]

All right.

[Jeffrey]

Really? You can't see us right now, but all the boys are dressed in our fancy tuxedos.

[Producer Boy]

I was wondering.

[Jeffrey]

And the women are in flor length ball gowns that will turn back into Moo Moos at the stroke of 12.

[Brooke]

That's right.

[Jeffrey]

Brooke's got like a 14 foot cigarette.

[Brooke]

You know those long, classy ones.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, she always does. Because we're celebrating the best Loser Line voicemails of the past year. We combed through them all, selected our top 10 favorite ones. We're gonna play em for you next. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning and wow. Can you believe almost an entire year has gone by? No, and not really. Too much exciting has happened. I mean, Tick Tock was shut down and then relaunched and Then shut down and then relaunched again.

[Producer Boy]

That feels like a lifetime ago. Yeah, it was.

[Jeffrey]

This year. Katy Perry went to space and then cried when she was forced to come back to Earth.

[Producer Boy]

Everyone else cried when she came back.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, it was a sad moment. And of course, Coldplay concerts became the number one hotspot for extramarital affairs. Other than that, though, pretty average year. Maybe the craziest thing, though, is that we are still on the air. How did that happen?

[Producer Boy]

Let's do it.

[Jeffrey]

I mean, we have to give some credit to the people who truly deserve it. The randos who called the loser line and left some of the craziest, cringiest, most absurd messages that we've ever received. Yeah, not just from desperate dudes, but the ladies, too. And this was tough because I spent a good couple hours yesterday with producer boy just combing through all of our audio.

[Producer Boy]

Oh, yes.

[Jeffrey]

To create the top 10 list of the best loser line messages of the year. We gotta get to it. Let's listen to number 10.

[Brooke]

Next message. Hey, Brooklyn, it's Cody. Sorry, don't mind the water sound. I'm just in the shower right now getting ready for work. Got a lot going on, but tried this a few months ago, where lately I've been trying to multitask. You know, call people while I'm tackling other chores, and you just happen to fall on shower time, so. Lucky you. But yeah. Anyway, just kind of a life hack doing multiple things at the same time. Like, did you know you can buy one of those wireless USB toasters where you can actually toast in your car? That's cool, right? I'm trying to get a hot plate that I can rest on my glove compartment to make eggs, too, so I could knock out the whole breakfast meal on my commute. But I should probably go. The water is getting cold right now. Text you around lunch.

[Jeffrey]

Bye.

[Brooke]

Next method.

[Jeffrey]

This is why I keep saying they should install showers in this room. Yeah, so that Brooke can't avoid them anymore and we can still do our jobs while getting clean at the same time.

[Producer Boy]

I'm just glad that he combined his toaster with his car and not with a shower. Yeah, you know, you got to be careful when you're multitasking. It could turn deadly.

[Jeffrey]

There's a way, Brooke. Trust me. If anybody will find it, this guy will. Now we're on to the number 9 loser line message of the past year. Let's hear it.

[Brooke]

Next message. All right, stop. Look, I got a confession. Want to take you out. Yeah, that's my obsession plan. The Chill, not crazy Dinner in the movie if you're feeling lazy Will it be fun? Oh, yeah, you bet. Popcorn and laugh till I go in a debt Friendly vibe but I'm shooting my shot say yes now, girl let's see what we've got Ask, ask baby Will you go? Wow. Will you go out? Will you go, Please, please date me? Come on, girl. Yeah, so I am pretty wild as you will find out. So, so close. I am pretty wild.

[Jeffrey]

The cringiest part of that whole message is Brooke dancing in her chair along to the actual really bad lyrics.

[Producer Boy]

I want to go back to the early 2000s where we're all funny. Voicemail greetings like that. I bet his was epic.

[Jeffrey]

You say so we're gonna keep moving on. We're going to our number 8 loser line message of the year.

[Brooke]

Next message. Hey, you may not remember me, but I'm my mom. Patty sue was the one hitting on you the other night at the Sizzler. And look, I know this is probably weird, but I went into her phone and I got your number because I just need to tell you, do not date her. Okay? I love my mom. She's great and all that good stuff, but I'm in the process of trying to hook her back up with my biological dad and I really just cannot have you getting in the way at this point. They do belong together. And like my dad says, he's confused sexually or whatever, but I do not believe that's true at all. So, yeah, you seem really nice and all that good stuff, but I really just need you to back off. Next method.

[Producer Boy]

I like how she's forcing it no matter what.

[Jeffrey]

Dad, take off that mesh tank top and go kiss mom. Yeah, but if you're just joining us, we have been counting down the top 10 loser line voicemails that we received in the past calendar year. Already getting pretty weird with them. Let's see what we have in store. Ranked for number seven.

[Brooke]

Next method. Oh, God. Oh my God. God, I just spilled tea on me.

[Producer Boy]

Gosh darn it.

[Brooke]

Damn cheap ass coffee cups for my daughter in law. I knew I shouldn't have used these. Oh my God. I got a Zoom call with a client coming up in two minutes, so now I gotta try to salvage my work pants. Hold on. Stupid pants. Come on. Forget it. It's just. It's not working. I'm just gonna have to change pants. I'll call you later.

[Producer Boy]

I remember her too.

[Jeffrey]

It is funny to think though that this whole thing, this whole segment started as we'll give our Listeners this fake phone number, and they can hand it out to anybody who's hitting on them. That's a little bit weird when they don't want to give their real number to. But now it's morphed into this whole new thing, and people are giving it to their quirky co workers or their strange ann or if you hit a parked car. It's really come a long, long way since we first started.

[Producer Boy]

It's impressive that people can give it to family members.

[Jeffrey]

Yes. And we don't discourage it either.

[Producer Boy]

No, no, I didn't say that, Jeff.

[Jeffrey]

More content the merrier. And let's keep moving on to find out what your number 6 loser line voicemail of the year is.

[Brooke]

Next message. Hi, I'm the slice guy. You know, the guy that was in the pepperoni costume outside of Marco's pizzeria place. I don't usually give a lot of numbers this way, but that's okay. I wanted to take you out sometime. And I promise I won't spill any sauce on you. Unless you want me to. I. I feel like I should probably apologize when I shouted stay cheesy. That was stupid. But listen, I'm 18, by the way, so don't worry. Sometimes people can't tell from the costume. But I'm legal.

[Jeffrey]

That doesn't turn you on when a guy shouts I'm legal at you, bro.

[Producer Boy]

I don't like that. That is.

[Jeffrey]

He's definitely like. That was his first job. Yeah. Like a sign spinner.

[Producer Boy]

I think that was his first interaction with an adult.

[Jeffrey]

He's aiming high. Let's give him credit for that.

[Brooke]

Good for him.

[Jeffrey]

And we've made it from number 10 all the way to number 6 on our list. We still have the top 5 best loser line messages of the year.

[Producer Boy]

Yes. Let's go.

[Jeffrey]

Jack will have the honor of being named the number one cringiest phone call we received. And it is an honor. It is an honor. We're gonna find out as we continue the countdown of the best loser line calls of the year. We'll do it right after this. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And if you're just joining us, we've been counting down the top 10 loser line voicemails of the past year.

[Producer Boy]

That's so fun.

[Jeffrey]

It is. And it wasn't easy to pick our favorites because there's just so many good ones to choose from. And we can't play them all, unfortunately. That would be crazy, though, if we're.

[Brooke]

Like a top thousand.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. Stick here. We're Gonna be here for three days. Buckle in. But no, we've made it from number 10 to number 6. Heard some pretty weird ones already. Like a guy bragging about multitasking while taking a shower. At the same time, a woman who spilled some hot tea onto her pants and tried to vacuum it up.

[Producer Boy]

A lot of people taking their clothes off in the last segment.

[Jeffrey]

I like it. A lot of action and a dude dressed as a pizza slice who swears he's legal.

[Producer Boy]

Never a turn on.

[Jeffrey]

Oh yeah, universal cringe. Gonna be pretty hard to beat those. But we are gonna try because let's move on. We're gonna get to your number five favorite loser line voicemail of the year. We call it the corn council guy.

[Brooke]

Next message. Hi, my name is Ron Greenway. I was told to call this number at this time so I could give my audition to be the automated phone voice for the county corn council. Yes, I'll just give a quick sample. So thank you for calling the county corn council where corn is our passion. To report a corn related emergency, press 1. For farm tours, press 2. To learn more about our annual corn festival, press 3. To speak with a certified corn representative, please press 4. Thank you and have a corn tastic day. Yeah, sorry, I was never sent like a script or anything, so I just kind of like freewheeled it. I feel like that went well, but I.

[Jeffrey]

Well done.

[Producer Boy]

Hire him. Yeah, unless you got that job.

[Jeffrey]

I wish I could press 3 to learn more about the annual corn festival. Like, I'm genuinely curious now. If you told me there was more than just one option, I would have.

[Producer Boy]

Been like, you're a liar, dude. And very extensive options.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, wow. Yeah, very ambitious young man. I'm so glad he called. But now we're inching closer to number one on our list. Let's go to our number four loser line message of the year.

[Brooke]

Next message. Hi, Jasmine, it's. I did that. That church seminar on abstinence the other week. I was one of the speakers on abstinence. So anyway, yeah, it was cool meeting you there and I was just wondering if you want to maybe grab dinner sometime with me, you know, and just hang and. Yeah, I know it's probably weird that the abstinence guy is asking you out, but let's just say there's ways to get around all that, if you know what I mean. And I mean, look, we don't have to do what I'm thinking about doing. In fact, I mean, we probably shouldn't because I'm an expert, right? So anyway, I'M just practicing abstinence, you know, every minute, every day. But yeah. Anyway, I know a few workarounds, let's put it that way. So give me a call. Next.

[Producer Boy]

Why are the abstinence loophole people always the one that are the creepiest? Yeah, yeah, just don't do it.

[Jeffrey]

If you're just joining us, we're counting down the top 10 loser line voicemails of the past calendar year. And remember, we are up on YouTube. There's a video of us listening and reacting in studio every single week to these. I'm waving right now. We're reacting right now too, live. So just type in Brook and Jeffrey on YouTube for your chance to subscribe. Now let's keep the list going on to our number 3 loser line voicemail of the year.

[Brooke]

Next message. Hey Olivia, it's. Just wanted to call and say thanks again. Appreciate you pointing out that rash I had on the back of my neck. You know, I initially thought it was just danza, so I'm glad you said something to me. I got it checked out and the doctor said it's just a heat induced fungal bloom, which apparently is totally common in guys who wear a lot of. Least in warm climates. I got some fungal cream and seems to be taking care of it. And it was not nearly as bad as the ringworm I caught last summer, but hey, that's how you learn, right? Don't drink expired kombucha. Anyways, the rash is pretty much gone, so if you want to hang out again, just give me a call and let's put the fun in fungal Next method.

[Jeffrey]

If there was ever a poster boy for oversharing, no one has ever hooked up after saying fungal bloom.

[Producer Boy]

I think both of you should take your hooded sweatshirts off just to be safe.

[Jeffrey]

Okay? Is that why I'm itching back here?

[Producer Boy]

Just saying.

[Jeffrey]

I can't take my sweater off. You'll see my rashes. Remember, we're doing our top 10 loser line countdown of the year playing our favorite voicemails that we've received from. We're on to number two now. Let's listen.

[Brooke]

Next message. Avax Shelley. How are ye, my lass? Pirate Captain Logan. Gar, I know you've never heard this voice before, but I had a wheeled talk with your friend before I left the.

[Jeffrey]

Bar.

[Brooke]

She says you only go for guys with accents. Well, I wouldn't have a ratchance in a galley of sauerkraut otherwise. So how do you like the accent now, Shelley? Yeah, let's sail the seven seas together. Or at Least go to the movies and maybe share a smooch. Maybe we can see something that's rated R. Next message.

[Producer Boy]

Alexis turned on.

[Jeffrey]

Is kissing a pirate hot girls or does that sound like gross?

[Producer Boy]

Well, I don't know, because Jack Sparrow.

[Brooke]

I mean, yeah, but pirate mouth?

[Jeffrey]

I don't think they had toothbrushes back then.

[Producer Boy]

How are you not mentioning the boat?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, come on. I mean, guys, stand up. But now we've made it. Finally. We are here at the number one loser line of 2025.

[Producer Boy]

God, I don't even know if I want it to happen because then it'll be over.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, all good things have to come to an end. But this is an instant classic. The number one loser line we called the Great Alfonso.

[Brooke]

Here it is. Next message. Hey, this is Great Alfonso, the.

[Jeffrey]

The.

[Brooke]

The birthday magician from the kids party on Sunday night with the purple vest, the eye makeup you get. Anyway, I'm off the clock now. Thanks for not riding me out to the host mom about the flask. She seems like a piece of work. So I don't normally do this, but it's just I felt like you and I had this kind of a thing happening right around when I did the foam rabbit popping out of the Pringles can. I heard you, lah. And I don't know, but you just seemed like someone who's seen some before. You seemed real. Not like the bubble gum heads in the cloud. Life is rainbows and bullshit you hear from some of these moms. Anyway, if you want to grab a drink sometime, I know a spot that does karaoke. And if you really want to party, I know a guy that can hook us up with some party favors and give me a call. Next message.

[Producer Boy]

She missed out. That would be. Alphonso will deliver some stories. Oh yeah, Brooke.

[Jeffrey]

Don't worry, I saved his number for our end of the year party.

[Producer Boy]

I actually already know him.

[Jeffrey]

High school.

[Brooke]

My favorite part is him being like.

[Jeffrey]

Dude, she caught me with a flask. But she's the crazy one.

[Brooke]

Yeah, she's got problems.

[Jeffrey]

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[Producer Boy]

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[Jeffrey]

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