True Confessions: School Edition

Summary

Podcast Summary: "Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update" Episode: True Confessions: School Edition
Release Date: May 25, 2025

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Introduction to True Confessions: School Edition

In this special episode of Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update, hosts Brooke and Jeffrey introduce a brand-new segment titled "True Confessions: School Edition." Inspired by popular formats like Jimmy Fallon's, the segment invites the hosts to share embarrassing stories from their school days and challenge each other to discern truth from fiction. This engaging and humorous game aims to reveal hidden aspects of their past, fostering a deeper connection with their listeners.

Setting Up the Game

At [03:05], Brooke explains the mechanics of the game:

"It's called True Confessions and it's where we confess something embarrassing about our own past. And then each host, we get a time to interrogate each other to see if we're lying or telling the truth." (03:22)

She likens it to "two truths and a lie," emphasizing the challenge of convincing each other of the veracity of their stories due to their deep familiarity.

Listener Engagement

Before diving into the confessions, Brooke and Alexis highlight listener comments, showcasing audience engagement and appreciation:

"Kristen Miller said, 'I'm addicted to these segments. I listen to them on the way to work on my way home, after I get home, when I take a shower, I'm a little addicted.'" (04:12)

This interaction sets a friendly and interactive tone, encouraging more listeners to participate.

First Round of Confessions

The game begins with Brooke sharing her first confession:

1. Brooke's Camping Trip Revelation

   • Confession: After middle school graduation, Brooke realizes during a camping trip that a female counselor was inquiring about her brother's name, indicating she was being mistaken for someone else.
   • Quote: "After our middle school graduation, the entire 8th grade class went on a camping trip. Fun after I checked in the female counselor, asked my sister, what's your brother's name?" (07:17)

   Interrogation:

   • Jeff and Alexis probe into Brooke's appearance during that time, referencing her appearance on social media to deduce the truth.

   Outcome:

   • The trio concludes the story is true, with Brooke confirming:

     "Yeah, it's true. Very true." (08:28)

2. Brooke's Mascot Fiasco

   • Confession: Brooke was fired as the school mascot for being too lazy and chatting with cheerleaders instead of dancing.
   • Quote: "I was fired as the school mascot for being too lazy. They said I talked to the cheerleaders too much instead of dancing." (08:41)

   Interrogation:

   • Jeff and Alexis express skepticism about Brooke's commitment to the role, analyzing details like the mascot type and Brooke's athletic involvement.

   Outcome:

   • The group determines this confession is a lie. Brooke admits:

     "It is a lie. I was wrong. Yeah." (09:43)

Second Round of Confessions

Next, Alexis takes the spotlight:

1. Alexis's Senior Year Accident

   • Confession: After her senior year banquet, Alexis claims she drove home and accidentally hit another car.
   • Quote: "We had a final track banquet my senior year. After the awards and dinner, I went to drive home and hit a car in the parking lot." (10:12)

   Interrogation:

   • Brooke and Jeff question the plausibility, considering Alexis's description and behavior post-accident.

   Outcome:

   • The confession is revealed as true, with Alexis confirming:

     "It is true. Yeah, he was a soccer coach." (18:48)

2. Alexis's AP Class Cheating Incident

   • Confession: During her AP World History class, Alexis was accused of cheating by a teacher who later gave her a fist bump.
   • Quote: "At the end of high school graduation, one of my teachers came up to me and said he saw me cheating on my test all semester, then gave me a fist bump." (17:42)

   Interrogation:

   • The hosts debate the authenticity, considering the unusual nature of a teacher's response to such a confession.

   Outcome:

   • The group confirms the story is true, with Alexis adding details about the teacher's oversight.

Jeffrey's Embarrassing Stories

Jeffrey shares his own tales of school-day embarrassment:

1. Jeff's Musical Misstep

   • Confession: In his senior year, Jeff participated in a musical as a tap-dancing waiter, only to have his soccer teammates ridiculed him during the performance.
   • Quote: "My senior year highlight was being featured as a tap dancing waiter in the musical Hello Dolly. The non-highlight was all the dudes on my soccer team showed up to the performance and were like, 'What the hell are you doing? You're the captain of the soccer team.'" (11:31)

   Interrogation:

   • Brooke and Alexis express doubts about Jeff's simultaneous involvement in soccer and theater, referencing his athletic reputation.

   Outcome:

   • The confession is validated as true, despite playful skepticism.

2. Jeff's Graduation Night Party

   • Confession: Post-graduation, Jeff attended his first house party, drank vodka for the first time, and attempted to ride a donkey.
   • Quote: "On graduation night after high school, I went to my first house party ever, drank vodka for the first time and attempted to ride a donkey." (19:09)

   Interrogation:

   • Brooke and Alexis question the plausibility of trying to ride a donkey at a typical house party, considering Jeff's prior behavior.

   Outcome:

   • The group concludes the story is true, with Jeff embracing the embarrassment humorously.

Final Reflections

Throughout the episode, the hosts blend humor with vulnerability, sharing personal anecdotes that resonate with listeners. The interactive nature of the confessions fosters a sense of camaraderie and relatability, allowing the audience to connect with Brooke and Jeff on a more personal level.

Notable Quotes:

• Brooke on the game's inspiration:

  "Yep. Let's be honest, there's no original ideas, but it's called True Confessions and it's where we confess something embarrassing about our own past." (03:22)

• Alexis on her addiction to the segment:

  "I'm addicted to these segments. I listen to them on the way to work on my way home, after I get home, when I take a shower, I'm a little addicted." (04:12)

• Jeff reflecting on his musical experience:

  "I was proud of my performance, but embarrassed. Embarrassed that everybody saw." (12:28)

Conclusion

The "True Confessions: School Edition" episode of Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update offers an entertaining glimpse into the hosts' pasts, blending humor with heartfelt moments. By challenging each other to discern truth from lies, Brooke and Jeff create an engaging narrative that both amuses and connects with their audience, solidifying their place as relatable and entertaining podcast hosts.

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[Brooke]

Hey, it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning and this is the second Date podcast, but on a Sunday. But we're doing something totally different that you've never heard on this podcast before. It's something that not gonna lie. We totally ripped off of Jimmy Fallon.

[Alexis]

Oh, you know the real words.

[Brooke]

Yeah, it is. And I'm sure he ripped it off of somebody else. Yep. Let's be honest, there's no original ideas, but it's called True Confessions and it's where we confess something embarrassing about our own past. And then each host, we get a time to interrogate each other to see if we're lying or telling the truth.

Yeah, I have I compared to two truths and a lie kind of.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Can we convince each other? Because we know each other so well. Are we lying or are we telling the truth?

And if you've ever heard our show do any sort of like embarrassing stories about our lives, I'm gonna tell you, Jeff is always the king.

[Alexis]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

He has the most embarrassing moments that I've ever heard.

I don't think he realizes how embarrassing his moments are. Like, he's a little out of touch.

Yeah. So you're gonna get to know Jeff a little bit better. But before we get it started, what are our comments today? Alexis, we love to highlight those listeners who leave. Great ones.

[Alexis]

Yeah. Kristen Miller said, I'm addicted to these segments. I listen to them on the way to work on my way home, after I get home, when I take a shower, I'm a little addicted.

[Brooke]

I don't know that there's any groups to help you with that yet, but I'm sure that they'll start soon. Hey, thanks for being here. Please like and subscribe. And True Confessions on your second date Update podcast starts now.

[Jeff]

I get a lot of Hate from other people. People on this show who are jealous that I went to private school growing up.

[Brooke]

Yes, that's it, Jeff.

That's why.

[Jeff]

And it's not fair. I mean, were my school uniforms designed by Christian Dior? Sure. Did my school cafeteria have a full time sommelier?

[Brooke]

Yeah, obviously you're drinking water.

[Jeff]

In high school, was my school's equestrian team ranked number one in state. No. Number one in the country, thank you very much.

[Brooke]

But hey, I suffered, Wyoming.

[Jeff]

I suffered low moments. Just like the rest of you poor people did. And that's why today we're going to level the playing field as we all share true stories of our cringiest school memories in a special game of True Confessions School Edition. It's coming up right after this. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And right now, kids everywhere are counting down the days and the hours to the end of the school year. Many of them are going to be donning a cap and gown, moving on from middle school to high school, high school to college. College. Back to mom's house forever.

[Brooke]

That's right. Come home, babies.

Come home.

[Alexis]

Save that rent money.

[Jeff]

But we make lifelong memories during our school years. Some of them very positive moments that we cherish forever. Others, we chug tequila hoping to forget them permanently.

[Brooke]

But they still make great stories when you know, with your friends.

[Jeff]

But today, we're airing out all of our schoolyard shame by playing a special little game called True Confessions School Edition. If you aren't familiar with this, each member of the show has two envelopes in front of them with embarrassing confessions about something we did in our past during school.

[Brooke]

I'm pretty embarrassed. I'm already embarrassed.

[Jeff]

Because we all know what's true in our lives. But these could be from graduation night. Could be senior pranks, detention room debaucheries with Mr. Winklehouser, and 1. Jess, no spoilers there. One statement that we say is true. One is a made up lie. Yeah. So we'll pick one envelope, read the confession inside, and then the show only has 30 seconds to ask questions and try to figure out if that's the true story or is it the made up lie?

[Brooke]

Kind of like, do we know each other well enough to know if we're lying?

I love the interrogation part of this.

I know you do, bro.

[Jeff]

Well, let's get started with Brooke. Alexis, which envelope should she open first? One or two?

[Alexis]

One.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Jeff]

All right. Brooke, open envelope and read us your true confession.

[Brooke]

After our middle school graduation, the entire 8th grade class went on a camping trip. Fun after I checked in the female counselor, asked my sister, what's your brother's name?

[Alexis]

Oh, no.

[Brooke]

And that's when I realized she was asking about me.

[Jeff]

Do you swear on both of your children's lives that this story is true?

[Brooke]

Oh, that's easy to.

You can't do that.

[Jeff]

Okay.

[Brooke]

I'm not gonna do that. Even if it was true or not true. Jeff, bad question.

[Alexis]

How long was your hair?

[Brooke]

At the time, my mom had convinced me to get a pixie cut and it would be really cute.

[Alexis]

Did you have glasses?

[Brooke]

Oh, big ones.

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Huge glasses.

I know this picture of Brooke. I have seen her from this era.

Oh, my gosh.

[Alexis]

It was on Brooke and Jeffrey insta recently. And you did look like a boy.

[Brooke]

What?

[Alexis]

Double down.

[Jeff]

Alexis, I didn't get to ask if you had already hooked up with that teacher yet.

[Brooke]

In eighth grade, no one would kiss me.

[Jeff]

Oh, okay.

[Brooke]

I really wanted to kiss everyone.

[Jeff]

Alexis, what do you think? Is that a true statement or did she make it up?

[Alexis]

Based off the photo I saw, I can see it.

[Jeff]

True, Jose.

[Brooke]

I am confident it's true.

[Jeff]

We were all very confident that really happened to Brooke. Brooke, is it true or not?

[Brooke]

Yeah, it's true. Very true.

[Jeff]

Yeah, no surprise there. Now we're going over to Jose. It's your turn, Brooke. Which envelope should he open? One or two?

[Brooke]

Let's go. Two.

Here we go. I was fired as the school mascot for being too lazy. Let me finish. They said I talked to the cheerleaders too much instead of dancing.

God.

[Jeff]

Do you swear on both of Brooks children's lives that that statement is true?

[Brooke]

I do. I absolutely do. Both of them.

Hey, did you have to audition for the job?

No, they. Come on, it's me.

[Alexis]

What was the mascot?

[Brooke]

Oh, we're Tigers Stadium. Tigers.

Oh, my God. And your mom always thought that you would be Tigger. Like, I know your mom was obsessed with that.

[Jeff]

What was one school chant that you had to do?

[Brooke]

Let's go, Tigers. I mean, literally, they were like, just go dance. I have the energy, so.

Okay.

I didn't last long.

[Jeff]

I don't think it's true.

[Brooke]

You don't?

[Jeff]

I don't think Jose had the commitment even to audition. I'm sorry.

[Brooke]

I think it's true, Alexis.

[Alexis]

I think the flirting with the cheerleaders is true. True, but not as a mascot. I think it's not true.

[Jeff]

Is it true?

[Brooke]

It is a lie. I was wrong. Yeah. No. One of my teachers didn't suggest it to me, though. She'd be like, you'd be perfect for Our mascot. But I was already JV on the football team.

[Jeff]

If you're just joining us, we're in the middle of a game called True Confession. School Edition. Where we're going around sharing cringe worthy stories from our school years, trying to figure out if. If they're true or if they're made up. Alexis, it's your turn to confess. I think you should open envelope number one.

[Alexis]

Okay. Sorry. It's hard with fake nails to open these. Okay. We had a final track banquet my senior year. After the awards and dinner, I went to drive home and hit a car in the parking lot.

[Brooke]

Oh, man.

[Jeff]

I'm not sure we need to ask any questions at this point.

[Brooke]

Well, you got.

[Alexis]

You got time.

[Brooke]

What kind of car were you driving?

I had.

[Alexis]

My first car was a gold Lexus. It was really old and the trunk didn't close.

[Brooke]

Okay. Did you report the accident, Brooke?

[Jeff]

Did you even stick around for the accident?

[Alexis]

It's been long enough. I think I could say no, I did not report the accident.

[Brooke]

How much damage? Like did you lose a bumper? Was it a dent?

[Alexis]

I don't really. Look, I just hear how proud of.

[Jeff]

Your mom was you.

[Brooke]

How proud of your mom.

[Alexis]

I don't think I need to answer that wrong.

[Brooke]

Graham is Jeffrey.

Are you mother.

[Jeff]

All right, Brooke, what do you think? Is that true?

[Brooke]

I actually. I want to believe it, but I think it's false.

[Jeff]

Really?

[Brooke]

Okay, Jose, I'm kind of with Brooke. I say it's false.

[Jeff]

Old habits die hard. I say it's true.

[Brooke]

Hey, Alexis.

[Alexis]

It's true. I got cars.

[Jeff]

Okay, so I'm a Jose. Which envelope am I opening here?

[Brooke]

Let's go. Number two.

[Jeff]

Number two. Okay. My senior year highlight was being featured as a tap dancing waiter in the musical hello Dolly. The non highlight was all the dudes on my soccer team showed up to the performance and were like, what the hell are you doing? You're the captain of the soccer team.

[Brooke]

He's good with his feet though.

[Alexis]

Jeff was the team captain?

[Brooke]

No, he's bragged about it. Remember when we played soccer with a pineapple and he was terrible and he's like, I would the team captain. I swear.

[Jeff]

You guys can ask me a question instead of just roasting me during the 32nd.

[Alexis]

Jeff, like he's not in the room.

[Brooke]

Okay, let's get the. What position did you play in soccer?

[Jeff]

Center mid.

[Brooke]

Oh, you were. You're a striker? Pretty much.

Who invited them to the show? You or your mom?

[Jeff]

It was probably my mom, but they may have come on their own accord.

[Brooke]

Okay. Were you actually embarrassed or were you proud of your performance?

[Jeff]

I was proud of my performance, but embarrassed. Embarrassed that everybody saw.

[Brooke]

I want this to be true.

[Jeff]

Brooke says true, Jose.

[Brooke]

I don't know I'm gonna say false.

[Alexis]

Alexis, I'm with Brooke. I want it to be true.

[Jeff]

No one actually believes it. Was I the star waiter in the musical hello Dolly when my soccer team showed up? Of course that's true.

[Brooke]

And boo on your soccer team for not being more supportive. I mean, obviously you got fancy feet. That's why you're good at tap dancing and soccer. So take that.

[Jeff]

That's why we made it to the quarterfinals in the playoffs.

[Brooke]

I see.

I could just see him PR him down a soccer field as fast as he could.

Those boys should suck it.

[Jeff]

I don't know what other shameful stories that we have to share, but there is one of mine left that I hope I don't have to tell. We're going to find out as we do more True Confession School Edition right after this. We're in the middle of True Confessions School Edition. Going around the room trying to figure out who's telling the truth, who's being a nasty little lie man. The way that it works is we all have written down confessions about embarrassing things we did back in our school years. One confession is true, one's a made up lie. Ready for a brand new round starting fresh with two brand new envelopes in front of us. Two brand new confessions. And it's Brooks turn again. Jose. Choose which envelope she's gonna open. One or two?

[Brooke]

Well, I guess I gotta go. Two.

Okay.

[Alexis]

All right.

[Brooke]

I was a journalism major and at the end of my senior year, I had to give a commencement speech to the class.

Oh.

But I stayed up all night and didn't prepare. The next day with hardly any notes, I gave the worst speech in the school's 120 year history.

[Jeff]

What was the speech about?

[Brooke]

Just. I basically said I love you all over and over again. It was supposed to be you're graduating from college and you just spent X amount of money and how life will be great for like, it's Montana.

You could have just like, like spit in a cup. And.

[Alexis]

What were you doing the night before?

[Brooke]

I was a director on our student documentary. So I was. I was trying to finish it because we all nerd.

You were up late doing other.

[Alexis]

That's not what I thought you were gonna say.

[Brooke]

Drinking with a boy.

Yeah.

[Jeff]

Okay. Jose, what do you think?

[Brooke]

You know, I just feel like Brooke is such a superwoman. She would never let Herself, even if she's wildly hungover. Fail that miserably on his big speech. So I'm gonna say it's false.

[Jeff]

I know. Brooke's, like, such an over planner for stuff. There's no way she wouldn't do anything before the speech. It can't be true.

[Alexis]

Really? See, I think Brooke will be like, I got a charity event tonight. Oops, gotta talk in five minutes. So I think it's true. Yeah.

[Jeff]

Is it true or not?

[Brooke]

It's true. You guys, it was the most mortifying 15 minutes of my life. I have never. Oh, it was so long. The guy I was dating at the time, I finally got off the stage, and he's like, who? Well, that was a speech.

Wow.

[Jeff]

I did not see that.

[Brooke]

It wasn't good. So to my professors, who are still lovely people, I apologize. You picked the wrong person.

[Jeff]

Jose, you're up. Alexis, which envelope is he gonna open? One or two?

[Alexis]

One.

[Brooke]

Okay. At one of our high school football games, I was injured and I couldn't play. So instead of sitting on the sideline with the team, I ended up spraying my entire body with cologne and sitting in the stands next to my crush.

[Jeff]

Of cologne.

[Brooke]

Was it Aqua Digio? Text in if you own a bottle of it.

Still, were you breaking a rule by leaving the team?

I mean, I wasn't like, varsity, so, like, I. It wasn't a big deal for me to not be on the sidelines with everybody else, you know?

[Alexis]

What was your injury?

[Brooke]

I tore my sacroiliac right back here in my hip. Yeah. And to this day, I still have issues with sacroiliac.

[Alexis]

Why did I ask?

[Brooke]

A guy pushed me down and I had back spasms for months.

I should, like, pull his pants down and do more of demonstration if you'd rather, Alexis.

[Jeff]

I kind of want that demonstration later. But just for the term sacro iliac. There was no way he could make that up. That has to be true. That's what I'm saying. It has to be true.

[Alexis]

I got true on that.

[Brooke]

I see. I think that all that happened, except for him leaving the bench. I think he would be forced to sit on the bench. Any good coach.

[Jeff]

I think it's false, Jose.

[Brooke]

It is true. Yes. I got out of the game. I told him I couldn't make it because I was so hurt. But then I snuck into the stands, and I remember putting on myself, and this girl would not sit next to me. And I kept moving to her. And eventually later, her friends were like, dude, she said, you smell really strong.

And I'm like, oh, the coach is like actually smelling.

[Jeff]

So that turns out to be true too. If you're just joining, we're in the middle of a game of True confession. School edition. Going around sharing cringe worthy stories from our school school years, trying to figure out if they are real true stories or if they're just made up. We're gonna keep it going with Alexis's turn. I think you choose envelope number one.

[Alexis]

Okay.

[Brooke]

If Alexis tore her sacroiliac, I'm gonna be.

[Alexis]

So I had to sit out from running.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Alexis]

And I sat with my crush. Okay. At the end of high school graduation, one of my teachers came up to me and said he saw me cheating on my test all semester, then gave me a fist bump. What?

[Brooke]

Wait, a fist bump? That's not how I thought it was gonna end.

How old was the teacher?

[Alexis]

I don't you think I know Teachers ages.

[Jeff]

What class did they teach?

[Alexis]

AP World History.

[Jeff]

How did you cheat?

[Alexis]

Well, it was AP class. How am I supposed to get by that on my own job?

[Brooke]

Wait, how did you get into AP if you were cheating?

[Jeff]

Wait a minute.

[Alexis]

Once I was in it. Can't anybody get into ap? I'm thinking you just sign up.

[Jeff]

They usually reserve it for the upper echelon, but maybe. Maybe in your school. Okay, so is that true or is that false?

[Brooke]

I know she's really proud of her cheating history. Yeah, we've talked about it multiple times.

[Jeff]

School cheating. School cheating.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Alexis]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

By the way. But I don't know that a teacher would fist bump you. That'd be terrible. I'm gonna say false. I think she's lying.

I think this is true.

[Jeff]

I've read her Instagram captions and I could tell she's taken ap.

[Brooke]

So I'm gonna say Kylie Jenner's caption.

[Jeff]

Absolutely. It's true.

[I]

Thank you, Jeff.

[Alexis]

It is true. Yeah, he was a soccer coach. He's a kind of laugh. But it's a two story building, so he'd look down and see me cheating.

[Jeff]

Wouldn't stop you.

[Brooke]

You weren't even a very good cheater.

[Alexis]

I didn't know that he was above me.

[Jeff]

All right, it's my turn. Brooke, which envelope am I opening? One or two?

[Brooke]

Oh, two.

[Jeff]

Two.

[Brooke]

Please. Let it be the embarrassing thing. Jeff's embarrassing story is just really.

[Alexis]

They hit different true ones.

[Jeff]

Let's see. On graduation night after high school, I went to my first house party ever, drank vodka for the first time and attempted to ride a donkey.

[Brooke]

Oh, my God.

Is that true? Why did they have a donkey?

Yeah, because he's rich. I just thought of that.

[Jeff]

It was on a property that had a barn. And in the barn was a donkey.

[Brooke]

Why were you never invited to a party before this? Yeah, if you were the captain of the song.

[Alexis]

He was busy with the tap dancing girl.

[Jeff]

Yes. I have so many extracurriculars going on in my life. There was no time for me be to cool.

[Brooke]

Okay, you weren't invited for a reason.

How was the vodka? Did you handle it well? Life of the party.

[Jeff]

I was life of the party for the first time.

[Brooke]

I don't know.

I've been drunk with Jeff and that's hard to believe.

Yeah, that's.

I feel like he was passed out at a corner somewhere.

[Jeff]

It's really hurtful. Okay.

[Brooke]

I had with Jeff before and you were. You were the life of the party.

But for how long?

Not in a good way. Everyone was focused on Jeff. So I'm gonna say this is not a roast.

[Jeff]

It is a true confession segment. Alexis. I'm not even gonna ask. Alexis, please.

[Alexis]

Again with the drunk. Also, I don't see you going to a barn.

[Brooke]

You know, after I went any barns ever.

[Jeff]

After grad night, I went to my first house party, drank vodka for the first time, was the life of the party and tried to ride a donkey. That's true. It's true.

[Brooke]

It's true. According to you.

[Jeff]

It is true.

[Brooke]

If you went to school with Jeff, text us. Let us know if you were at.

[Alexis]

The barn donkey party.

[Jeff]

Okay. Segment.

[Alexis]

Done.

[Jeff]

That was true confession school. Ed.

[Brooke]

Yeah. Get Jeff some vodka.

[Jeff]

Now I'm gonna go cry. It's Brooke and Jeffrey.

[Alexis]

That's what we expected.

[Brooke]

That's what he did at the party.

I was at Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Alexis]

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[Jose]

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[Jeff]

You planning revenge?

[Brooke]

Aren't you?

[Jose]

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[Brooke]

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[Jose]

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[Jeff]

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[Jose]

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[Brooke]

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[Jose]

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[Brooke]

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