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Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson
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Hey Happy Campers! Camp Counselors is a good natured podcast hosted by your favorite fake camp counselors Zachariah and Jonathan. Here at Camp Shady Birch we love the great outdoors in theory, but we’d rather spend our time making friendship bracelets, spreading camper gossip, keeping our heads in the clouds, and avoiding archery. We know we would make great camp counselors minus the fact that we know nothing about camping. So grab your sunscreen and bug spray because things are about to get campy.
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143 - From Cheesy to Queasy
Jul 16, 202501:03:52Tap to summarizeIt's episode 143 campers!!!! i love you, mean it. We are talking about Katy Perry's publicly appointed flop era and her breakup with Orlando Bloom. We also recap our wild and wonderful trip to Asbury Park for our live comedy show. Yes, Jwoww herself showed up, and no, we’re still not over it. Plus: why electric stoves are the enemy, a quick detour into Demi Lovato discourse, and a chaotic pile of other things we just had to get off our chests. Camp is in session. Pack light, fart loud.This episode was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts.Get your tickets to see Zachariah Porter's new Live Comedy Tour!Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON!Sponsors:➜ Go to Progressive.com to see if you could save on insurance.➜ Score sizzling summer deals like up to 50% off at MeUndies.com/counselors and using our code: counselors➜ Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to RocketMoney.com/CAMP today.Works Cited:➜ Colby Johnson. “Christmas Tree Farm Finds Man’s Missing Ring after 15 Years.” WDBJ7, 26 June 2025.➜ Mark Smith. “Marcus Students Win $50k for Creating Bionic Prosthetic Leg.” Cross Timbers Gazette, Southern Denton County / Flower Mound News, 24 May 2025.Camp Songs:Spotify Playlist | YouTube Playlist | Sammich's Secret MixtapeSocial Media:Camp Counselors TikTokCamp Counselors InstagramCamp Counselors FacebookCamp Counselors TwitterSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcribe →Lost in the Woods at Work - Trail Mix #92
Jul 14, 202500:32:07Tap to summarizeIn this mini episode, we are reading listener submitted stories about a camper asking the question "am I the asshole? Or is my brother?" Another story about a camper whose coworker got lost in the woods (and things go south quickly), and a camper who learned that one man's trash is another woman's accessory.Get your tickets to see Zachariah Porter's new Live Comedy Tour HERE!Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON!Sponsors:➜ Talk it out, with BetterHelp. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com/CAMP Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories!Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist | YouTube Playlist | Sammich's Secret MixtapeSocial Media:Camp Counselors TikTokCamp Counselors InstagramCamp Counselors FacebookCamp Counselors TwitterSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcribe →Sloptropica: The Campers Are MESSY - Trail Mix #73
Mar 3, 2025Tap to summarizeIn this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read listener submitted stories about a camper seeking advice on some juicy office gossip, a confession from a camper who woke up hungover after a work party only to find a slue of scary text messages that helped her put the pieces of the night together, and camper whose attempt at a party exit couldn't have gone any worse.WE HAVE MERCH! Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON! Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! This episode is sponsored by Liquid IV. Treat yourself to extraordinary hydration at LiquidIV.com and use code CAMP to get 20% off your first order. Camp Songs:Spotify PlaylistYouTube PlaylistSammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media:Camp Counselors TikTokCamp Counselors InstagramCamp Counselors FacebookCamp Counselors Twitter See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcribe →119 - Vapeless in Toronto
Jan 22, 2025Tap to summarizeGrab your passports because we are leaving camp and going international! We're trading in the birch for a maple, pounding poutine, and trekking through the snow of Toronto. In this episode, we are talking about our time in CANADA! Get Merch on Jan 12, 2025: campcounselorspodcast.com/merchSTRIP MALL TEASE TOUR TICKETS: https://linktr.ee/zzzachariahWant BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON! ➜ This episode is sponsored by Apostrophe. Get your first visit for only five dollars at Apostrophe.com/COUNSELORS when you use our code: counselors ➜ This episode is sponsored by Pretty Litter. Go to PrettyLitter.com/camp to save 20% on your first order and get a free cat toy.➜ This episode is sponsored by Progressive Insurance. See if you can save at Progressive.com Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Sources:➜ Kaylee Lindenmuth, McKenzie Jarrell. “Hershey Bears Break 100,000 in Teddy Bear Toss Sunday; over 500K Collected All-Time.” ABC27, ABC27, 6 Jan. 2025.➜ Brittany Loggins. “And Just like That, Carrie Bradshaw’s Front Stoop Was Closed.” The New York Times, The New York Times, 14 Jan. 2025. Camp Songs:Spotify PlaylistYouTube PlaylistSammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media:Camp Counselors TikTokCamp Counselors InstagramCamp Counselors FacebookCamp Counselors Twitter See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcribe →104 - The Wig Heist at Disney On Ice
Sep 18, 2024Tap to summarizeIn this episode of Camp Counselors, we are talking about the stolen wigs from Disney on Ice, The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, Ruffles chips, and so much more!Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON! This episode of Camp Counselors is sponsored by TaskRabbit. To get 15% off your first task, go to TaskRabbit.com and use promo code camp Works Cited:➜ John Hayes. “‘I Didn’t Know’: OKC Woman Ends up with Stolen Wigs from Disney on Ice Performers.” NewsNation, KFOR NewsNation, 13 Sept. 2024.➜ The Canadian Press. “Woman Facing Assault with a Weapon Charge Says She Was Having a Water Gun Fight with a Child | CBC News.” CBCnews, CBC/Radio Canada, 13 Sept. 2024. Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! - Camp Songs -Spotify PlaylistYouTube PlaylistSammich's Secret Mixtape - Social Media -Camp Counselors TikTokCamp Counselors InstagramCamp Counselors FacebookCamp Counselors Twitter See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcribe →99 - Wreaking Havoc at the Retirement Home
Aug 14, 2024Tap to summarize99 entire weeks at camp! In this episode, The Counselors discuss their plans for retirement when they are at the ripe, brittle age of 99. Works Cited:➜ Ashleigh Gray. “Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie Are Back! Iconic Duo Reunite to Film The Simple Life Reboot at Sonic Drive-In... 17 Years after Original Series Ended.” Daily Mail Online, Associated Newspapers, 6 Aug. 2024.➜ Kier Junos. “Translink Employee Travels to Mexico and Back via Public Transit.” City News Vancouver, City News Canada, 2 Aug. 2024.➜ Alexander St. John. “Translink Employee Rides Transit from B.C. to Tijuana | CTV News.” CTV News Vancouver, 1 Aug. 2024. Check out our website: campcounselorspodcast.comBonus Content: patreon.com/campcounselorsSubmit your advice needed, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories at campcounselorspodcast.com Camp Songs Spotify Playlist: https://spoti.fi/3qyK0riCamp Songs YouTube Playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLg9-jhcwB2oYDvLR8zGn8t8rS0q_umm8J Camp Counselors TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@campcounselorspodCamp Counselors Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/campcounselorspod/Camp Counselors Twitter: https://twitter.com/_campcounselors See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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