Hollywood's DARKEST Occult Secrets Revealed

Summary

Camp Gagnon Podcast Summary

Episode: Hollywood's DARKEST Occult Secrets Revealed
Host: Mark Gagnon
Guest: Kurt Metzger
Date: April 7, 2026

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Episode Overview

This explosive episode dives into the darkest corners of Hollywood, elite power circles, and the shadowy intersection of occultism, ritual abuse, geopolitics, and conspiracies. Comedian and commentator Kurt Metzger joins Mark Gagnon for a freewheeling, brutally candid, and often darkly humorous conversation. Metzger, with decades in the comedy and entertainment circuit and a deep knowledge of alternative history and the occult, provides both personal anecdotes and sweeping theories about everything from child abuse among elites to the manipulation of society via media, numerology, and secret societies.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Hollywood & Elite Abuse, Rituals, and Mind Control

• Metzger asserts repeatedly that elite circles, including Hollywood, are rife with ritual abuse, mind control programming (referencing MK Ultra, Monarch, etc.), and multi-generational trauma.
• He connects programs like those Paris Hilton experienced in her youth (camp-style "treatment" facilities) to broader patterns of abuse and gaslighting among the wealthy and powerful (08:35).
• The prevalence of child sexual abuse and incest among Hollywood families, citing cases like Mackenzie Phillips, the Reiner family, and others:
  • "Ain't nobody going to rehab 18 times because their dad didn't diddle them. That's what I think." (27:57 - Metzger)
• Explicit allegations and dark references to how children of influential families are "broken" for exploitation or indoctrination into these circles—"gaslight your kids so they don't remember the shit you had done…" (09:46).

2. Jeffrey Epstein, Eugenics, and Elite Networks

• Extended conversation about Jeffrey Epstein's obsession with eugenics and broader elite beliefs in "cattle humans." (10:39).
• "All these Dalton School people deep in their heart believe in cattle humans…" (10:39 - Metzger)
• Hollywood, Davos types, legacy financial families (Rockefellers, Rothschilds, etc.) are all implicated in this worldview.
• Discussion of whether Epstein is still alive, and links to eugenics/elite breeding projects.
• Outrage about government and media complicity in redacting the Epstein files, and the non-response from the public:
  • "We just found out our leaders eat kids and me and one black guy at the airport care." (50:29)

3. Freemasonry, The Occult, Numerology, and Secret Societies

• Metzger (and sometimes Gagnon) discuss the recurring significance of numbers like 33, the "Nine," and the prevalence of occult symbolism in pop culture.
• Hollywood, Disney, and the entertainment industry are portrayed as imbued with occult symbology and teachings—Disney as a Freemason/"dark magician" outfit with recurring number/club symbolism (e.g., Club 33) (23:44, 23:49).
• Notable mention of The Nine — a concept that appears across esoterica, entertainment, and science fiction, and its supposed origins in ancient secret societies linked to Herod Agrippa, Caligula, and the formation of what became Freemasonry (36:57, 37:51).

4. Predictive Programming, Mind Control, and Psychological Warfare

• Metzger frequently parallels conspiracy theories and real-world examples of psychological programming:
  • Casino color/light design as a form of "sissy hypno" and early predictive programming (05:13).
  • The pentagram and golden ratio in Disney media—a literal demonstration of "math magic" and hidden messaging for children (18:49–19:41).
• The conversation repeatedly cycles to MK Ultra, Monarch-style trauma, hypnosis, suggestion, and dissociative programming (e.g., Dalai Lama succession, ritual patterning) (82:59–83:55, 138:14).

5. Religion, Luciferianism, and Institutional Corruption

• Christianity's populist, anti-elite ethic is contrasted sharply with current "Luciferian" world elite behaviors (40:16).
• Discussion of Luciferian and Satanic infiltration of churches and modern "faith leaders" as scam artists and cultists (130:49–133:36).
• The Kardashians, Branham, and the international evangelical movement—direct lineage to occult/fake Christian prosperity gospels (134:16).

6. Geopolitics, Disinformation, and the American Empire

• Ongoing American conflict (Iran, Israel, Ukraine), the perpetual war machine, and elite manipulation of public opinion (30:05–45:45).
• The creation and deployment of AI avatars as government officials (see: Albania's "Diella," the AI minister "pregnant" with 83 AI offspring) as a preview of technocratic social control (59:24–62:50).
• The use of religion, race, and culture in "full spectrum dominance" models—modern soft power as a form of mass mind control.

7. Pop Culture Hypocrisy, Predictive Programming, & Magic Tricks

• The Beatles, K-pop, and pop stardom as vehicles for grooming, exploitation, and hidden psychological programming (51:16, 162:58).
• Discussion of the "Statue of Liberty" David Copperfield trick as symbolic of everyday lies/"everyday magic"—the original trick is the lie itself (108:17).

8. Notable Examples and “Proofs”

• Play-by-play breakdown of Alan Dershowitz’s 2002 defense of so-called "child pornography consumers"—Metzger implicates establishment figures in the normalization of pedophilia (67:20–73:26).
• Bob Dylan, Sammy Davis Jr., and other musicians openly discussing deals with the devil, or satanic influence in casual interviews (122:49–126:28).
• Gene Roddenberry’s "creepy" family revelations and occult references in Star Trek and other sci-fi.

9. Systemic Racism, Slavery, and Historical Hypocrisy

• The connection between Ivy League schools, generational wealth, and slave-owning roots (97:06).
• American slavery’s legal perpetuation through peonage, chain gangs, and the imprisonment loophole (98:37–100:28).

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

Mind Control and Abuse

• "Ain't nobody going to rehab 18 times because their dad didn't diddle them. That's what I think." — Metzger (27:57)
• "Look, you gotta gaslight your kids about their f***ed up life somewhere, right?" — Metzger (04:35)
• "Rob Reiner, Carl Reiner, kiss on the mouth...there's a plethora of photos. You tell me if there's a problem..." — Metzger (49:16)
• "All the normal shit. What's fucked up? Yeah, your baseball is fucked up...Baseball, it's boring for a reason." — Metzger (126:45)

Epstein & Eugenics

• "All these Dalton School people deep in their heart believe in cattle humans and eugenics." — Metzger (10:39)
• "We just found out our leaders eat kids and me and one black guy at the airport care." — Metzger (50:29)

Celebrity & Occult Connections

• "Walt Disney's real name is Artur Beak... Minnie was his sister that he used to pimp out." — Metzger (23:44)
• "Sammy Davis went to dinner with Michael Aquino... he worshiped the devil." — Metzger (122:49–124:46)

Numerology, Freemasonry, the Nine

• "Just the way Steve Bannon and Epstein came up with QAnon, Herod Agrippa and his eight friends, they called themselves the Nine." — Metzger (36:57)
• "Club 33—anytime 33 comes out, that's their secret club gang sign." — Metzger (23:44)

Geopolitics, War, and the Elite

• "We never won a war as long as I've been alive. What is everyone talking about?" — Metzger (30:48)
• "The whole world is run by Satan—is the teaching of Christianity." — Metzger (40:56)

Media and Predictive Programming

• "If you recall on tv, they're like, 'No camera trickery.' So what did you think? Mirrored. That's what I thought... but it was camera trickery." — Metzger (108:17)
• "That's predictive programming. That's what I'm talking about with magic..." (124:59)

Systemic & Institutional Malice

• "It's not incompetence. It's pure malice. They got a big plan, and the plan is to fuck America and crash it." — Metzger (58:25)
• "Modern soft power in government—A clown is a CIA agent... you live in CIA world." — Metzger (52:27)

On AI, Government Control & The Future

• "You're going to subscribe to your government like it's Hulu. They're going to put in Albanian AI Prime Minister. Here's a test market—Albania..." — Metzger (58:25–59:41)
• "That’s your future, dude. That’s what Larry Ellison, the actual president, wants…" — Metzger (63:13)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Dark Hollywood, Monarch programming, Paris Hilton abuse: 08:35 – 10:39
• Epstein, eugenics, Dalton School: 10:39 – 13:16
• Freemasonry, the Nine, occult numerology: 36:57 – 41:00
• Disney/occult symbology, Club 33, pentagrams: 17:40 – 24:27
• Gene Roddenberry, Star Trek, family abuse: 24:53 – 30:59
• MK Ultra/MK Monarch, mind control, hypnosis: 82:59 – 83:55; 138:14 – 140:47
• AI government, Albania, Diella and technocracy: 59:24 – 62:50
• Dershowitz defense of pedophile viewers: 67:20 – 73:26
• Bob Dylan/Sammy Davis Jr., "devil deals" in entertainment: 122:49 – 126:28
• Systemic racism, slavery, Ivy League hypocrisy: 97:06 – 100:28
• Project Blue Beam, predictive programming, alien psyops: 153:35 – 154:01
• Pop culture as elite magic (Copperfield, Seinfeld skits): 108:01 – 108:17; 112:23 – 114:28

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Tone & Speaker Style

Kurt Metzger’s tone is irreverent, darkly comedic, often profane, and passionate. He blends deep skepticism of authority and the mainstream with anecdotes, analogies, and pop culture references to cut to the core of taboo topics. Host Mark Gagnon is both a foil and a co-conspirator—playing “normie” but clearly in tune with the themes, and is quick on jokes. Their rapport keeps the show moving rapidly despite the dense, often disturbing subject matter.

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Final Notes

• This episode is extremely broad in scope, connecting disparate elements—Hollywood, politics, religion, ancient history, and modern media—into a unified grand narrative about corruption, control, and elitist malice.
• It’s best suited for listeners open to deep dives on conspiracy lore, institutional critique, and the darkest allegations against media, government, and elite circles.
• While much is anecdotal and “speculative history,” Metzger repeatedly references concrete cases, public records, and public figures' own words to support his arguments for those who wish to “do their own research.”

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This dense, wild episode is a must-listen for anyone interested in the intertwining of power, abuse, and the occult in modern culture.

Transcript

[Host]

The world is in a crazy place. The Epstein files prove that the most powerful people in our society are disgusting, corrupt files. Hollywood is rampant with what seems like some type of organized ritual abuse. And the Iran war has sent so many people around the world into complete despair about what is going on. And so who better to talk about all this than my friend Kurt Metzger? If you don't know Kurt Metzger, he's an absolute legend of the New York comedy scene. He's an absolutely hilarious stand up comedian. He's. He's appeared on Rogan multiple times. He's even won an Emmy for his writing. And now he's here to explain everything that's going on in the world. Why was Jeffrey Epstein so interested in eugenics? Is Jeffrey Epstein still alive? He also talks about Hollywood abuse and why he believes that so many young people are abused by Hollywood elites. He also talks about freemasonry and the nine and recurring occult numerology and connections between religions and secret societies. I'm telling you, this episode touches on literally everything. So if you are interested in conspiracy theories, predictive programming, psychology, geopolitics, the Epstein files, Hollywood abuse, and everything else you can imagine, well, this is the episode for you. So sit back, relax, and enjoy my conversation with Kurt Metzger. Welcome to camp.

[Kurt Metzger]

You know, Professor Zhang's not a professor.

[Host]

No, he's a high school teacher.

[Kurt Metzger]

And Beijing, you told that to me. You.

[Host]

Oh, you talked to him.

[Kurt Metzger]

You did my show. My highest derps with curb. Highest rated dirps with curbs. Very interesting guy.

[Host]

He's fascinating. Right?

[Kurt Metzger]

Like, because I always claim to be a judge and an astronaut, because I am. And he goes, no, I just teach high school. I just put Professor Jang on. I think it's hilarious. He is a teacher. He's not a professor.

[Host]

But what is a professor, Right? You know what I mean?

[Kurt Metzger]

I don't. You know your degree? I'll tell you, if you. I mean, it's pathetic watching nerds. Now, when I say nerds, I don't mean you like stupid spurg like that. That's not what I mean. I mean, like, you're. You still, the pat on the head academia thing still means a great deal to you? Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Host]

You're lost in the sauce at that point.

[Kurt Metzger]

If you're like, I mean, dude, this made me sad to see, like, D.L. hughley saying Joe Rogan has blood on his hands. Joe Rogan does DL he said that? I didn't used to be one of the smarter people talking on Bill Maher back in the day. Okay. And it's like talking to, like, I don't know. It's. I can't name names of loved ones and people who are like, you. Like, what the. And they're looking at you. I mean, they're looking at me like that I'm sure. But I'm like, no. That one black guy that was complaining at the airport about the Epstein files. The guy who was right.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

I don't know if he's gay. He had long, gorgeous hair, so probably it was Atlanta. How come nobody else is saying it? Just that said it.

[Host]

Yes. Back to Professor Jing.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Host]

I thought there was an interesting thing because Professor I. I did a little clip about him on Instagram where I was talking about his predictions, and I had so many people reach out to me being like, you, dude, he's a. He's a Chinese spy, so.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, okay, here's my question. I don't give. Why would I care? What, is he going to steal nuclear secrets from me? Oh, is he from China? And he's telling me a bunch of that turns out to be true and his intentions are bad and telling me the truth. Good. Why is anybody a idiot?

[Host]

He's going to hack your phone, dude. He's going to see what you're Googling.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. China is who you got to worry about. China, the one that makes our viruses for us. Yo, dude, I can't. New York is. Is the epicenter of the most smug shit lib. NATO friendly. There's like a torn beam on New York, not unlike at the end of Ghostbusters. And. And it. Because it's all rich kids that go. That. You know, So, I mean, not. That's a crazy way I just said that. It's all rich. It's not. But the people that are, like, going to be on all the things.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

And they're all rich kids and they go to Dalton and shit. Right.

[Host]

People that move here. Yeah, yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

And you just don't. And the level of, like, you couldn't even give information to some of these. Some you can, because they see it up close and it's. But you. How many kids? You know, saying kids. But, I mean, they're adults now, but in New York. I know. I know three people. I live here 20 years, and I've met three people that. Each one told me the first person, first child ever prescribed Prozac in America. Three different people have laid claim to that at the time. I live in New York. Okay. And yes, they all look like Woody Allen, including the woman. Yes. Because they send their Kids to therapy like it's Catholic confession.

[Host]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Look, you gotta gaslight your kids about their up life somewhere, right?

[Host]

Yeah. Don't you. Aren't you sad you missed that if you were born a little later, you would have got Prozac at like a young age.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, great. Then I could only get my dick hard by with like furry degeneration.

[Host]

That's why.

[Kurt Metzger]

What the. Goon, yo. Oh. Been around a long time. I don't remember hearing about gooners until somewhat recently, do you? No. Yeah. So what is it? Oh, you're on school shooter pills and your dick don't work right. So you got to do like when I used to do blow and jerk off. You get more depraved because you can't make anything happen. That's what I bet. And they beam those bright colors into you.

[Host]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

I saw the kiwi farms dude say. Yeah, people could tell them dumb, but I know there's some with those flashing like purple and something lights that. That he didn't say it this way, but like a sissy hypno effect. Because a lot of. A lot of online that type of shit. Yeah, no, of course, it was pioneered in casinos.

[Host]

Wait, what things specifically?

[Kurt Metzger]

Just being on your phone, flashing lights in your face. You gotta understand, they already made these. Autism. You think they didn't cause that? They 100. Remember Temple Grandin? The lady could talk to cows. No, she gave TED talks. Just if you look at her picture, she'll ring a bell. Am I. Have I been asleep for a second?

[Host]

She could talk to cows.

[Kurt Metzger]

She was autistic and it made her relate to cattle so she could help ranches she knew, like they get spooked by his shadow.

[Host]

No way.

[Kurt Metzger]

No, I'm not familiar with the symptoms. All the symptoms.

[Host]

I didn't know that was even.

[Kurt Metzger]

I'm paraphrasing it, you know, God, trust me. Look, go to your local library, go to your local farm, go to your local library, have a quick wank, head home and look it up. This bitch right here. Well, I mean. Oh, excuse me, sir. I was looking for Temple Grandeur. Oh, there. That note is her. Okay, there is a renowned autistic professor of animal science. It's a very interesting story. Actually it was like 20. It was a while ago when it came out.

[Host]

This is wild. Diagnosed as a child, utilized her unique ability to think in pictures to design humane low stress ranch and slaughterhouse. A low stress slaughterhouse.

[Kurt Metzger]

Now a lot of them can't think in pictures no more. You know that. Yeah, they have Aphantasia.

[Host]

Mentally Fantasia.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, they can't picture that. Hasn't been with us the whole time. That's. They're putting shit. And here's what you do when you hear about shit China does. Yeah, I heard China. The leaders steal organs so they can live longer. My friend Rob Schneider got to the bottom of that one with somebody on a podcast. Oh, really? China does that? You say Rob China. Do they not call it jerky and pizza there? Holy shit. So anything you heard that China did, your government did it 10 times worse. That's why all the taints are tiny with microplastics.

[Host]

Oh, that's right. Yeah. The taints are getting smaller and smaller every year.

[Kurt Metzger]

That's what they say. Yeah.

[Host]

I mean, yeah, you have like one of the classic.

[Kurt Metzger]

I got.

[Host]

I have like an 80s taint. It's beautiful. It's like.

[Kurt Metzger]

It's like I didn't show it to Mark. He sensed my taint.

[Host]

Yeah, no, I can just feel it. Just based on the way print I

[Kurt Metzger]

leave here will be studied.

[Host]

It's like jfk.

[Kurt Metzger]

It'll be covered up by the Smithsonian.

[Host]

Exactly.

[Kurt Metzger]

Giants walk this earth. Look at this date.

[Host]

Exactly. Unlike me, I got a little taint. Yeah, well, it's all the microplastics and all the blue lights.

[Kurt Metzger]

They're like six pack rings. And your taints, like a baby turtle. It doesn't. It constricts it.

[Host]

Exactly.

[Kurt Metzger]

I remember I was talking. I know it's my favorite subject, but I don't know how I got it. But. Okay, so Temple Grandin in the TED Talk from years ago, was talking about thinking like a cow and. And a very smart person. It's not, you know, it's not like a mentally challenged person, a very smart person using. Who has a filtering disability, which is what it is. It's not like being a psychopath where you don't have feelings. You want to have connect with people, but you have trouble because it's filtered through like a faulty something. That's really what they. I asked somebody about this a long time ago. My friend Scott Ralph, the body language expert who watches, you know, he's one of the better ones, I think. Very good guy. Anyway, he was explaining because, you know, you'll hear about people that suck, and you're like, come on, I think he's autistic. I'm like, what is that? Just a psychopath.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

It's not. It is not. So these are people who want to connect but can't. Now, if you know about the Jason project and the sons and daughters of rich people. They send their kids into a real creepy ass program. Let's just say monor kind of. And. And to make it sound nice, but Paris Hilton went to a goddamn camp. I think Chad Hayes did too, right? What? Yeah, the camp they went to the abuse camps. When you're bad and your parents send you a camp.

[Host]

No way.

[Kurt Metzger]

Paris Hilton talks about. Paris Hilton does everything except reveal the whole truth. But has definitely talked about it. Yes.

[Host]

No way.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh yeah. They got hunted through the woods, them girls.

[Host]

It's like a. Like a scared straight situation.

[Kurt Metzger]

It's scared into being toeing the line. And.

[Host]

And so this is alleged she suffered severe physical, emotional, sexual abuse while Utah of all places treatment facility for troubled teens in the late 90s at Hilton.

[Kurt Metzger]

That's her trouble. So she comes from up Satan family that has like a black obsidian throne beneath one of their main some that is beyond what you could imagine as

[Host]

a teenager she sent to four different facilities where she claims he was subjected to constant humiliation, forced medication, violent treatment and solitary confinement. Damn.

[Kurt Metzger]

That's to gaslight your kids so they don't remember the you had done to them or you did. Monarch. M.K. monarch. That's real. It's not fake. It's real. If you see someone talk about it and say the gum doesn't do it, they're lying. Or I don't know how you could be that stupid. Frankly I. I maybe just a lie. I don't know how you could know about MK Ultra. And then I saw. I can't remember the guy's name or I trash the out of him. But Julian Dory had him on and he was talking about mono. They don't do that anymore. It was like a young guy like oh, he's doing it to me now. You. So how. How do they get people? I need people to be a secondary psychopath or a sociopath or right where. Where I'm very successful psychopath. I need my kids to be strong. I believe in eugenics deep in my heart. Like all these rich do, right? All these Dalton School people deep in their heart believe in cattle humans and you know.

[Host]

Yeah. Yeah. I mean Epstein was obsessed with the. The eugenics of course.

[Kurt Metzger]

Why wouldn't you be? He's got an egg shaped. You tell me. You know, there's something about these science freaks with their big plans. They always got a weird dick.

[Host]

Yeah. Yeah. I mean didn't Hitler have a micro penis?

[Kurt Metzger]

That's a some kind of lie. I mean don't get me wrong, he had other Issues that were worse than his penis size, I'll tell you that much. You know, a lot of people focus. I heard his dick sucked, but there's even worse things about it.

[Host]

No, come on. I heard the dick is like. That's a. I mean, that's crazy.

[Kurt Metzger]

I mean, that's why I stopped liking him, was the dick.

[Host]

Yeah, it's a bridge too far.

[Kurt Metzger]

No, I think he was a moon child. I really do. I think he was one of them kids that they think of a satanic version of Baby Mozart where they play Mozart in the womb. Remember? That was a. Yeah, well, that's. Let's hand me down a cold. That's trying to get a spirit into the baby. You take him out to like, red rocks. Not. Hitler didn't go to red rocks. You go to a high place where the veil is thinner and you surround the woman with all kinds of altars and goofy. And you're trying to call the thing into the baby. Yeah, Homunculus, which is a little man mapped out on your brain, controlling you, you know, A gom G O L

[Host]

M. Yeah, of course.

[Kurt Metzger]

You know, it's a person. Right? It's not a. It's not a Clay Frankens. The Clay. Get the joke in Kabbalah. Kabbalah, the Golem of Prague is a guy made of clay. Some greasy bow hunk that they view is not a human. A goy. You understand? Yeah, that's what it really is. Yeah.

[Host]

I've never heard that before.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, it's mind control. It's a very old art. It goes back way before anything with. Well, Cabala supposedly comes from Atlantis itself. Like, that's not even like, you know, because all of them, your mormies, are into it because they're Freemason. It's a Freemason knockoff hideout for witches.

[Host]

Okay.

[Kurt Metzger]

Hear that, right?

[Host]

No, I've never heard that.

[Kurt Metzger]

They have a left hand path. Get J.R. sweet's book. I recommend everywhere I go. J.R. sweet was Mormon monarch.

[Host]

I've heard that there's, like, crossover with like, Mormonism and Freemasonry. People say that Joseph Smith is like, connected to Freemasonry, yada, yada.

[Kurt Metzger]

Aaron from, you know, Grown up Scientology Channel told me that the Nation of Islam contract Scientology to their people. Like, they use Scientology.

[Host]

Really?

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. These are all dark magicians trading their little tricky tricks. That's what they are. They work together. Steve Bannon is a dark magician. That is what he is. I don't mean that in like a metaphorical. I mean literally. That's what the guy is. He helped make Q and on with Epstein. They're Dungeon Masters. Get it? World of Pretend. And then what do you do? And I give you two choices all the time. You get a little dialectic, right? Yeah. That's what he is.

[Host]

I mean, where does Steve Bannon learn this?

[Kurt Metzger]

Blavatsky. He was in the Navy. It's in the type book by title bound recommended me to Me by Dr. Heather Lear, which was one of my best episodes. I would say Dr. Heather Lear because I'm bad interviewer. Like, I run my mouth too much. But Heather Lear had all this killer info. Yeah. And he probably had Neil on, Right? Gnostic Neil from Gnostic Informant.

[Host]

It would be a great guest.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yo, he showed he. On my one with him, the last one, he showed me the old Disney Pentagram cartoons for kids.

[Host]

Is that available?

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, it's on my thing. What is that going dirt with Curb D E R B.

[Host]

Check out the merch, too. You got broad shoulders, dude. I don't know if people tell you that.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, you lift. I didn't. I hurt myself or I hurt my shoulder. So I haven't worked out my body in a. At least a year and a half because my shoulder hurts. I can't work out like my belly. Obviously. Better just to run my mouth and drink.

[Host]

I'm not gonna stop eating. Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Dude. I always like, get like real gung ho and working out or doing something. You know, I get obsessive.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

This AI problem I've developed of making the greatest sitcom. It's critically acclaimed, first of all. Yeah. That is. That's exactly what it is.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

We just play one of these. Epstein's the award winning pilot.

[Host]

Critically.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay. Play the. Okay, no, I'll go to my channel for the pilot. The Bill Gates one is only one minute long, so it's a very good one.

[Host]

That one's fantastic.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. Let's beep an Epstein Elon sperm guy. I say let's go with. Because that's a fine one that just went up. That just premiere and then Jangle and Jingle was a fine production as well. Yeah. Darius Bennett took one picture with me at the Mothership Christmas party and I made that out of. Okay, let's get some sound on this and rewind so we can really hear the Seinfeld. Yeah. All right. You gotta unmute it.

[Host]

Yeah, we need the audio. It's. It's muted on. On YouTube. Right here. Oh, boy.

[Kurt Metzger]

You see how they try to stop me? Yeah.

[Host]

Yeah. And they're not. We're not gonna let Them.

[Kurt Metzger]

We're not gonna let them look at that. Great on X. Yeah. Anyway, I really like this chick but like no way am I mailing her a frozen canister of my sperm until she texts me a full body shot. He looks like George Washington from Glenn Beck. Does he?

[Host]

Elon's great though. I guess they all want your sperm.

[Kurt Metzger]

Bunch of sperm whores, the whole lot of them.

[Host]

No offense, Ghislaine.

[Kurt Metzger]

No, of course not. So I got a sperm guy now

[Host]

he's handling all my sperm away.

[Kurt Metzger]

Just. I know, I know. I'm having all these kids I don't raise because I'm African American. Hahaha. Pretty race guys.

[Host]

Jk.

[Kurt Metzger]

So when is your guys next pizza party? I can't wait to bust a move.

[Host]

I'm African American, so obviously I can genetically dance. Where did you read that?

[Kurt Metzger]

Check it out, you guys. I've totally been working on my moves. Pretty cool. Cool.

[Host]

Oh yeah. Take it to Mars.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Host]

I hate nerds.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay. 108.

[Host]

This is unreal.

[Kurt Metzger]

It's derp with kirp 33. You're welcome for my service.

[Host]

How long is it?

[Kurt Metzger]

I'm live.

[Host]

How long does it take you to make one of these?

[Kurt Metzger]

Few days.

[Host]

The Epstein's.

[Kurt Metzger]

The Epstein's. Depending. That one got way out of hand. They're supposed to be like a minute long and that one's like three minutes. It turns into like a thriller movie.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

There we go. Oh, this is what got me struck this video when I posted it and tried to just. You'll go past all that. It's 108. It's one hour and eight minutes in roughly where. Neil, we'll go fast. I don't. It's a good song. All right, go back a little bit. Go back a little bit. Okay, now make that big screen. He's gonna. He brought this to my attention. I had never heard of this. Known as the Pythagoreans. This is nice learning. They used to meet in secret to discuss their mathematical discoveries. Only members were allowed to attend. They had a secret emblem. The pentagram. Let's see.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh yeah.

[Host]

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Holy. It was our old friend Pythagoras who discovered that the pentagram was full of mathemagic. Mathemagic. The two shorter lines combined exactly equal the third. And this line shows the magic proportions of the famous golden section. The second and third lines exactly equal the fourth. Once again we have the golden section, the golden ratio. But this is only the beginning. Hidden within the pentagram is a secret for creating a golden rectangle which the Greeks admired for its beautiful proportions and magic qualities. Oh, like a boy's ass Star contains the golden rectangle many times over. This is on Disney, dude. Oh, the plenty God. Well that's the Pentagon of America, isn't it? A resonant structure of a kind, isn't it? Yeah, this is a devil country full of scumbags.

[Host]

Does it keep going?

[Kurt Metzger]

The music is what makes it good.

[Host]

Yeah. Yeah, that's kind of nice. You gotta add that.

[Kurt Metzger]

So.

[Host]

I've never seen that before.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, me neither. He showed it to me. Neil did.

[Host]

I mean, wasn't Disney a high ranking freemason?

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, he's way more than that. I mean way more. You get. Yo put on Tracy Twyman, Minnie's Moose. The secret of Minnie's Moose on YouTube. The secret. And moose is spelled like chocolate mousse.

[Host]

This one here, do you think that'll get us there?

[Kurt Metzger]

Maybe. Let's go. Oh, I'm. My thing's talking. Okay, wait.

[Host]

Getting views up.

[Kurt Metzger]

This is. It's not really the right one, but there's a. The real one. Now look at the this. That's from what's a Roman Pulaski movie with the devil?

[Host]

Baby Rosemary's Baby.

[Kurt Metzger]

So that woman's name was Minnie and she gave her a moose that she kept calling a mouse to drug her. You got bit by a mouse? You know that? So it's all a cult. Cold shit. This chick has the best bathroom. That research I ever heard of.

[Host]

Really?

[Kurt Metzger]

And the best templar research I ever heard of.

[Host]

Tracy Twyman. I need to.

[Kurt Metzger]

Never heard of her until a couple years ago. Or not even a couple years ago. Not even a year ago. But if you. So one the thing of switching mouse and moose and doing those little word games. Yeah. Little Alice in Wonderland kind of wordplay. That's Twilight language. Yeah, that's not her saying. I'm telling this from other other. But that's what she talks about in here. So it's like little like switching words around you might do as a joke or something. But you can do hypnotic induction, people. Nlp, you know nlp?

[Host]

Yeah. Neuro linguistic programming.

[Kurt Metzger]

That's what the Twilight language is. It goes back to like, like Hindu and Buddhist. It's all programming. It's all programming. So the Nazis love fudgeing, you know, Tibetan Buddhism so much interesting. As does the CIA.

[Host]

That is wild.

[Kurt Metzger]

Because I don't know if you know, they weren't better than China. The government of Tibet where they were like, remember Beastie Boys gave it. You know, they don't never bring up Tibet. Right. You haven't heard about it, have you? Tibet. Oh boy. It was a big deal for a

[Host]

while like all through the 90s. Free Tibet.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. Else the CIA was said to be concerned with something else or we're having better relations with China. Whatever the lie. Right.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

And then that got squashed. About the Uyghurs. Not Uyghurs, the Uyghurs. The. The Chinese mistreated concentration camp Muslims. Remember all the right wing care. Vic Pastrami was very concerned.

[Host]

Yeah, that went away real quick.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, I mean you kind of look like a jerk off complaining about a concentration camp with not nearly as many Muslims in it as Gaza. Who's being treated way better.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Than Gazans.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

When you compare the two, it's kind of hard. So they wisely decided not to harp on it anymore. I bet if I had to bet, someone like me would point it out. And I'm not the only person that would point out. What the are you talking about? Because God's is a concentration camp.

[Host]

Right.

[Kurt Metzger]

You know they're not completely stupid, but I mean they are pretty stupid. It's just they're under control. They're stupid as in they something they shouldn't have. And now they're owned. Owned. All these. All of them.

[Host]

On the Disney thing. What is the name of the. There's a club in Disney.

[Kurt Metzger]

Club 33.

[Host]

It's the 33 Club.

[Kurt Metzger]

Right. It's like same street number. Is that lady the. The lesbian good. Who was shot by the ICE masked agent?

[Host]

No way.

[Kurt Metzger]

You know the guy pretty was shot. He was armed. By the way. You're allowed to be armed at a thing. Yeah. Anybody defending that masked police shit? You're a fucking idiot. I mean, I don't know how on the face of it, everyone should have been like that's the end of America.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

I mean it seems the cops can't wear a mask, you morons.

[Host]

Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah. This is an ultra exclusive private membership club located in New Orleans Square at Disneyland. It's Club 33, founded by Walt Disney. A members only dining lounge with access. It's reportedly over 30, 000 in initiation with annual dues and features a long wait list.

[Kurt Metzger]

Now if you Sean Atwood, talk to Anya. I think it's Anya Epstein. I think she was by name Anya Epstein, but I could be wrong. But she's Epstein's niece. She claims. I believe her, and I'm going to tell you why is because way before those files came out, she was saying they all worship Bale.

[Host]

Wow.

[Kurt Metzger]

Joel said Walt Disney's real name is Artur Beak B I, C K E. Minnie was his sister that he used to pimp out. And because probably some kind of Frankish scum like he hated the Jews now he didn't. Big Kabbalah guy.

[Host]

Interesting.

[Kurt Metzger]

Anytime 33 comes out with this many times, that's their secret club gang sign they're throwing up. Look at the Masonic checkerboard. Now what does that represent? Duality. So you get two parties, you get. You know how everything is not new. Well, except gender. That's limitless somehow. But the thing that everything else is binary except. Except the one binary thing, which would be gender.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

The only thing that is binary.

[Host]

I want to know more weird Hollywood, because you've been in the entertainment industry

[Kurt Metzger]

for a long time, told me.

[Host]

Oh, a lot of Hollywood types.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, but not as many as you think. But Taylor Negron. Who? I love that guy. Miss that guy. It was great. He used to do Race wars with me and Sharon, you know, that is. But Taylor Negron, just so you know. You know who it is. He's a million things.

[Host]

You said you and Shroud's Mall.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. When our old podcast. Taylor would come on and tell us crazy stories. This guy, he's a million movies. Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Host]

Where's he at now?

[Kurt Metzger]

Heaven?

[Host]

No, he passed away.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, he had brain cancer.

[Host]

Damn, Rip.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. Guy was the most interesting man in the world. He really was. And so anyway, he's the one who first told me a story about Mia Farrow and Ronan Farrow.

[Host]

Take me through everything.

[Kurt Metzger]

It's like an old story.

[Host]

And explain it to the people that don't know who these people are.

[Kurt Metzger]

You know who Mia Farrow is?

[Host]

Okay, I know who? Mirror pharaohs.

[Kurt Metzger]

I mean, did you forget about Ronan Farrow, the crusading boy? Me too. Advocate who like catch and kill well,

[Host]

I've read the book.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. And then he did a special about it. I love this. Made me laugh my eyes off Ronan Farrow. When Trump first got like. He's like, the government has spy where they can use to spy on Americans. Good work, boy wonder. You're a real whirly kid. Who's that whirly kid? That fucking fake ass shit.

[Host]

Which one?

[Kurt Metzger]

The one with the Somali fraud, surely. Oh, yeah, not Worley. Sure, yeah. Mormon boy, front virgin only. I'm guessing he's a front virgin, guys. That's the thing too. Yeah, that fake ass construct made up, not a journalist kid. That's a more. First of all, Mormons don't trust him. That's number one. Mormons are born glowies. That's a fact. The FBI and the CIA are lousy with Mormons.

[Host]

The CIA does love Mormons, so.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, they don't drink, right?

[Host]

They don't drink, they speak other languages.

[Kurt Metzger]

Dumb shit. Like they can believe any moronic thing and believe it and obey. Right. With a good attitude. Right? But that's a lot of the cool child trafficking.

[Host]

Okay.

[Kurt Metzger]

All more historically speaking. Historically speaking, they're real Muslim about it. The real Andrew Tate's about it. Historically speaking. You know Andrew Tate, the Muslim human trafficker?

[Host]

Yeah, I've heard him.

[Kurt Metzger]

He owns a tech company in Israel of all places. Can you believe that? This Muslim guy. What a crazy world. I thought he's a Muslim. So wait, but what did he tell

[Host]

you about Mia Farrow?

[Kurt Metzger]

So Ron Pharaoh famously doesn't look like Woody Allen.

[Host]

Yes.

[Kurt Metzger]

Who is supposed. That's supposedly Woody's son.

[Host]

Yes.

[Kurt Metzger]

Now we all know that is not what he sung.

[Host]

Kind of looks like another entertainer.

[Kurt Metzger]

It does, doesn't it? It looks like Mia Farrow's father, who happens to be Frank Sinatra, because her mom used to go to orgies in Hollywood. Her mom played Jane and Tarzan and she'd go monkey at these Frank Sinatra Satan orgies. And so Mia Farrow dated Frank Sinatra and mom said, you cannot date Frank Sinatra. And she did. Anyway, this is a story he told me supposedly. And then her mom stopped talking to her. She already stolen, I believe her mom's. Or maybe it was before or after she stole her mom's boyfriend, Andre Previn, the one who Suni is named after, who actually was her adopted dad, not Woody Allen. Whoa, now, by the way, don't think Woody Allen's not. Also, all these people are crazy. Mia Farrell's Brothers of Pedo got caught in something. So they're all from like these up kind of satanic families. Yeah, well, satanic rich kids now, some of them. I'm not saying all these people know that or they're like, oh, our families that. But a lot do. And the other ones get sent to Paris Hilton camp to get gaslit or they get sent to rehab 18 times like Rob Reiner's kid. Ain't nobody going to rehab 18 times because their dad didn't diddle them. That's what I think.

[Host]

You think they're all. They're all getting diddled, basically.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yo, dude, ever hear this? Remember the Mamas and the Papas?

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Mackenzie Phillips came out. She was from One Day at a Time, the sitcom. Her dad, John Phillips. They had a long term incestuous relationship. In fact, she, on her wedding night wrote a book about it. 2007. Went on Larry King and talked about it at the same time. I didn't know at the time on Reddit there's a whole chain of Hollywood kids talking about all the satanic horseshit they had to go through.

[Host]

No way.

[Kurt Metzger]

Star child Starchild disappeared. People speculated, but there's no way to confirm it. And I'm not sure. It could be that it was Walter Kinnig Son Bonus to Bone. Which was why it's called Starchild, because Star Trek's a pretty satanic thing. Did you know that? No. I mean, I play this on Danny Jones, right? But Gene Roddenberry talking about his family. You ever seen Gene Roddenberry? You know, Gene Roddenberry, yo, it's all disturbing as dude.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Anyway, it could be Bonus the Bone, the way it lines up. Who Bonus the Bone was found dead and it like in a park in Canada.

[Host]

Who is this guy from Growing.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, yeah, he's on Growing Pains.

[Host]

Okay, so.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay, Gene Ronberry. But the video.

[Host]

So now who is this guy? He's a. The creator of Star Trek and a producer.

[Kurt Metzger]

Creator of an optimistic globalist future in space. Like H.G. wells at Cecil Rhodes Roundtable. Illuminati dreamed of all these pieces of shit that predicted the future. They're not predicting the future. They're close to power. Power has plans for you and they enact them. And so it looks like this. How did the Simpsons know they went to Harvard? Those assholes. They're around the people who pull the levers of power. Most of you can't fucking read. So that's why you're not aware the news right now. Never mind. Aliens. Did you know we're losing in Iran? Well, you probably knew, dude. How many people have no idea how Iran's going, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Host]

They're like dude or have an opinion on it. We won, it's over.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, I like to keep saying we won. Well, zoomies, you and your little gender blob friends better start doing push ups because you're going, you're going. You die face down in the dirt. Targ Island. What's, what's an oil. You get killed by a balsa wood 20K drone. Yeah, Iran made balsa wood drones that are cheaper and mass producible and blew up. Oh, the USS Lincoln that had a laundry room fire. No, that was around Iran's missiles hitting it. Yeah, we could never. Yo assholes. We could never win a war with Iran. Who thought that? Why did you think that?

[Host]

Yeah, I don't know. I don't know.

[Kurt Metzger]

Mark Watt.

[Host]

I don't know. I don't know anyone that.

[Kurt Metzger]

We have never won a war as long as I've been alive. What is everyone talking about?

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, we're the best, are we? Who's like the worst baseball team? They're better than us. Their score.

[Host]

They were trying to do another Afghanistan, you know.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, of course I know.

[Host]

They were trying to do another Iraq.

[Kurt Metzger]

That's why I fudgeing hate people that are always want to like the integrity of Europe and the civilization of Europe. Yo, you mean like the place from the Hundred. The 100 Years War where they don't have no blacks? There it's all just white people having a war for 100 years that they forgot why they started it. That's the dream these fucks want. They want them days.

[Host]

Yeah. Yeah. Send the young men to go do something. What's up guys? We're going to take a break because I got to give a shout out to Brunt Workwear. All right? These boots surprise the hell out of me. Now if you've ever worn work boots, you know the deal. You can either get durable or you can get comfortable. All right? Either they're durable and they destroy your feet, or they're comfortable and they last for like a week and then they fall apart. But with Brunt, you don't have to choose. I put these on right out of the box. Sorry, they're a little dirty because I was shoveling snow with them a little bit earlier. They have no break in you. You put them on and they fit immediately. They're comfortable immediately. And they're extremely durable immediately. Now look, I'm not a blue collar guy, all right? But Brunt was started by that guy, Eric Girard. And because these big Workwear brands stopped listening and turned into, like, fashion companies. So he built an actual boot for people that actually work, and it shows. These things are built incredibly well. They're waterproof, they have a safety toe, soft toe, pull on, lace up. Whatever job site you're on, whatever place you're working at the. They've got what you need, and they stand behind it because you can wear them to work, and if they're not right, you can send them right back. That alone tells you how confident Brunt is in their products. So if you're sick of uncomfortable boots that don't last or extremely durable boots that hurt your feet, Brunt is the way to go. I'll be honest. It's freezing cold in New York and it's snowing. These have been incredibly good for me to be shoveling snow outside. So right now, if you are listening to this program, I got great news for you. You're gonna get $10 off when you use the code camp. You're gonna go to bruntworkwear, that's B U R N T.com camp. Use that code at checkout, and you're gonna be getting $10 off your order. And if you don't like them, hey, no harm, no foul, you send them right back. That is how confident Brunt is that you're gonna love these boots. Now let's get back to the show. So this is an interview.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, play the video, though. You got to hear his voice. You got you, dude. You gotta hear his voice because he

[Host]

sounds like he says it on camera.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, I don't want to spoil his great. His great saying, because it really is. Every time I show it to someone, it's really a special. Yeah.

[Host]

Oh, that one. Yeah, Just click.

[Kurt Metzger]

There you go. Oh, good. It's right the point. Would you tell us a little bit about your family? I've been very fortunate in family. I've had two marriages. Nice man.

[Host]

Okay.

[Kurt Metzger]

Both happy.

[Host]

In my first marriage, I had two lovely daughters, though. Two daughters. And I had the joy in that marriage of girls.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay. And girls are such delicious, sweet smelling, wonderful things. I. I can still remember when they would. There they. When they would be so clean and

[Host]

their hair done, their starch dresses and. And how when they would bend over, the dresses would come up and you'd

[Kurt Metzger]

see the panties and. And it. They're just.

[Host]

Little girls are just totally beautiful things.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay. And I was happy. I think we got it. I was lucky with my girls and that they were never.

[Host]

They were never had the problems that

[Kurt Metzger]

sometimes some people Seem like the Reiner family girls.

[Host]

Not that my daughters didn't have their

[Kurt Metzger]

own problems of dating and so on. Oh, God. All right. Well, there you go. Like what a lot of creep ass around Star Trek now.

[Host]

What an insane softball question, by the way. It's not like she was like, so tell me about your darkest secret, yo.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay, so that your big manly P. Hall book. So if you. So I recommend Windows on the World Channel. This British guy, Mark Windows, I had on who. And this is a free book you can get online called Dissipation of the Darkness. Forget by two. But I forget who wrote it. But he's dead now. It says in the thing. Who is. This was written by who's dead now. It's like from 19. I don't know. It's from a long time ago. The dissipation, you know, like dissipate and it's the origin of the secret origin of the Freemasons. Now I might have dismissed this book had I come across it not knowing all the shit I know now. But Mark Windows made me aware of it on his channel. So it's the story. So Herod Agrippa, remember that guy, the third? He's the one that. His grandpa killed all the firstborn in Bethlehem to try to get Jesus right. These fucking Satan bloodlines. And I'm saying as a catch all they're not, you know, they wish you ball and fucking the Marquis of Hell. And Arden, Delaware is where they worship the Marquis of Hell. There's supposedly a lot of those, but I don't know which specific one I'm going to find out from Jay Parker. But up, down. So Herod is the one that he dies being eaten from the inside out by worms inside him while he's boasting in the Bible. I think it's in Luke. I can't remember what the scripture is by Herod Agrippa, a good friend of Herod. Oh, he was a good friend of Caligula. He was one of Caligula's like, like pals.

[Host]

Wow.

[Kurt Metzger]

K's coke buddies, you could say I would characterize him as.

[Host]

No way.

[Kurt Metzger]

Hardcore sigil magic guy. Found out from Nathan Gillis. Nathaniel Gillis, who my fans call smart chain. And I found that out. These are all I'm just telling you. Things I piece together from random because you get the information, little bits and then.

[Host]

Yeah, okay.

[Kurt Metzger]

So the. He's the guy invented the Mason. They weren't called Freemasons yet. I think they're called the Masons. Okay. His group and one of his friends, Hiram, A B I O U L A Buell, who was like, killed by, like, wild dog, like, you know, back then. That's a thing that could happen. Like he was killed by dogs.

[Host]

Yeah, yeah, the dogs got him.

[Kurt Metzger]

They weren't dog people back then because they would just be killed, you know, or like a lion, you know, like that.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

So as a tribute to the friend, that's what the Hiram Biff nonsense is. Hiram Abiff is Hiram Abuel. Oh, but why is it a Biff? Well, just the way Steve Bannon and Epstein came up with QAnon, Herod Agrippa and his eight friends, they called themselves the Nine. That's the part that really sticks out in the book. They were called the Nine. Find this book for free online. You ever hear the Nine? I bet they've popped up in some of your things you've looked into, haven't they? I know Gene Roddenberry after the 60s series before, but before the movie, he was doing seances and contacting the Nine. If you ever played that shooter game From Destiny or Destiny 2, there's a group called the Nine. They're. They're all over science fiction, the Nine. If you watch Gaia or other such reliable channels, they will tell you about the Nine here and there from people that channeled the Nine. Blavatsky had those Nine ascend. I think they're Nine, right? Yeah, yeah. Ascended masters. You mean sigilous. Sigil magic. You mean Babylonian black magic. Practicing pieces of that were friends with Caligula. Okay, so all this about Solomon using demons to build the temple in no Torah setting. Is that okay? That's some other. That's like Babylonian Talmud. That's the more authoritative Tam Talwood's more. I would view it. I didn't come up with. Somebody else said it, I saw in a commentary, but I think it's hilarious. The Talmud's like a, you know, like a chat board. It's a chat thread that got shut down eventually.

[Host]

Yeah, it was a giant group chat of rabbis.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. So that's why it looks like 4chan with a lolly and, you know.

[Host]

Yeah. Like one chat and then like another response chat. Then there's like a side chat.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. Really? I. I think that's exactly what it is.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

You know, and most people don't even know what the in it. You. The people that study it are like, you know, it gets real weird, dude. It gets real weird. And anyway, that's what the Nine. And that's the founders Freeman and they came up with it. They called it. I don't remember what they called Christianity because it was spreading so fast, but they didn't like it. I think it spread so fast because it was populism. So. So people do Caesar's Messiah and try to be like Rome invented the whole myth off of, you know, Apollo and Mithra and all this. And I don't think so at all. I think Jesus did have those same similarities, but they were doing humans. You know, Charlie Kirk's a human sacrifice. It wasn't a furry that did it. You morons just think that. What are you, stupid? You are stupid. Well, clearly he was a sacrifice. He was a human. Twin towers. Yeah. Inside job with more mes and his bag wife and fucking Israel. Because as you know, he talked Trump out of going to Iran way before. Remember the bombing? Remember Top Gun 2 bombing run? Yeah, that Larry Ellison's fucking weird kid with no eyebrows wrote that script, and we followed it shot for shot. And then Trump said we got their nukes, but we didn't somehow. Oh, they don't even have them.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Anybody believes this shit now? You're such an ass. Anyway.

[Host]

Hyrum Abiff.

[Kurt Metzger]

So Hiram Abuel was the guy's name. And they're trying to counteract Christianity spreading now. I'm not telling Christianity's true. I'm telling you. I think it was populism. The things that are appealing about Christianity are things that are appealing to poor people where you don't get fucked up on your identity and your race.

[Host]

Yeah, yeah. That makes so much sense.

[Kurt Metzger]

Christianity is not a racial traditionalist. Whatever the. These morons say, they. That's not what it is. The appeal was the losers, the ones you call cattle, if you were rich and snotty. And also me a lot of the time. I'm probably gonna do it several more times on your show with these people I don't even know I'm talking to. Right. The appeal of it is that everybody is involved in. Why don't you. You know, the. The whole world is run by Satan. Is. Is the teaching of Christianity. So do you ever see, like, these Christians, like, oh, could we be in the little season of. You know, they do, like, revelation. The little season or. What the. Are you talking about? The whole world is. The devil's your country that you think is good and isn't.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Is part of the devil. And that's if you are Christian. That's your lore.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Satan offers it all to Christ. I'll give you the whole world.

[Host]

I mean, that's my Mom's wave. She's like, everything is organized around just. Yeah, Satan runs the world. So.

[Kurt Metzger]

But I mean, I'm saying some basic. That's in the Bible that I'm not even telling you. I'm a Christian that believes that.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

But I always got to correct Christians with their own fucking lore. Somehow in this fucking country, Christians have been taught they have to worry about the red heifer sacrifice. There's actually imbeciles in Texas where I live, that are breeding red heifers.

[Host]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

I mean, what a collection of psyoped. Dude. Tim Dillon said Jake Paul is the red heifer.

[Host]

They're gonna put a cloak on him, send him over to Jerusalem.

[Kurt Metzger]

He's got a nice ruddy complexion.

[Host]

Send him to the Mount of Olives. Dude, that's so funny.

[Kurt Metzger]

Fertilize the olives with Jake Paul's pure heifer blush. Oh, it makes me laugh. But anyway, so, you know, most. But that's the thing. You can't be a Christian and be in the military or be the President of the United Satan States. Yeah. What do people think? That it's compatible. Why did you ever think that people say that?

[Host]

Because, like, I grew up very Catholic, right.

[Kurt Metzger]

And people will be like, man, okay, Catholics, though. You at least. I mean, I don't agree with it, but you. There's a president set by a Pope where. Because they had to deal with the fact that Christians aren't supposed to do this. So someone who's a Catholic will tell you, no, there's a thing called a just war.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Which is, to me, like, you know, what's those things? Just an indulgence from the church. That's what that is.

[Host]

Exactly it.

[Kurt Metzger]

I mean, it's built in that there's only going to be this many people that are Christians, and that's how rare Christian is. They're like a unicorn. Yeah, they're like a unicorn, dude. They're delightful. But how many do you ever meet? Three.

[Host]

Yeah, exactly.

[Kurt Metzger]

I met three.

[Host]

Yeah. People will say, like, oh, man, there's. There's only been like, one Catholic president. And I'm like, that's kind of a good thing.

[Kurt Metzger]

One too many. I say it would have been Charlie Kirk had he not got whacked. Charlie Cook was Catholic. You know that, right?

[Host]

No.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Host]

I didn't know he was. Cat.

[Kurt Metzger]

A priest had to come pray over their fucking marriage because they were. When he said, don't go to Iran, he was ruining the trajectory of that fathead bitch being the First Lady. She's just there to be his handler. He's been a chump from the start, that poor fucker. And the second he starts exercising a little bit of free will, daring to call Gaza and ethnic cleansing, which I gotta say, a lot of balls on his part because they killed him for it. That's why Ben Shapiro has to freak out that the traditional form of Wolfowitz Doctrine neocon fucking bullshit is everybody's sick of it because they're sick of their dicks blown off for no reason. Like a goddamn Shabbos goy. Remember, they go Trump called soldiers chumps. Well, aren't you? Oh, they were defending your freedom. Why do I have less freedom now? Did you ask that question? Yeah. You went, you had personal injury, lost friends, limbs. Right. Or your life to fight for my freedom. And I have less freedom now. Is that dawning on anyone? I feel like a chump. You don't feel like a chump.

[Host]

Yeah, we killed a million Iraqis and they're still looking at our emails. They're still surveilling us.

[Kurt Metzger]

I'm so haunted by the guys that got. Went over there and got their dicks blown off week one because they didn't know to sit on the helmet yet. That's a real thing. And I see a piece of like General Petraeus sitting down with the head of ISIS and al Qaeda. Yeah, both of them.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

From the Daniel Pearl head chop video. That's the president of Syria. Now bring that up to a NATO fuck or someone from the Atlantic fucking Council like I did and go, well, they won the war. That's weird. Why is a Ukrainian Jew in the Atlantic Council telling me it's cool that the guy from isis. Oh, they won the war, so I guess they should take over. That's a strange thing to say. Vlad Davidson, the. That they pulled the fucking. It was Lev's podcast breaking break the rules that he brings this little fucking dwarf sack of shit on who's telling me we need to keep paying for both Ukraine and Israel. Yeah.

[Host]

You asked him about this?

[Kurt Metzger]

No, they told me to talk about the Epstein files, but it was some kind of weird ambush debate thing with. Because of Dave Smith. I don't give a fuck. Dave Smith is a focal point of a lot of these people. Give it up, yo. It's over. That shit's over. Israel knows it's over. That's why they're going to squeeze every last bit they can out of U. S And then they're going to become a superpower. I'm sure Professor Zhang thinks this as well. I'M sure he does. And he's right. They're gonna go, we're gonna be the superpower of the Middle East. We can't. America's too unreliable. It's too messy.

[Host]

That's. That's what he. That's what he said. I forget which episode.

[Kurt Metzger]

He said, we're gonna have to be our own golem now.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

So anyway, that. Yeah, they. They all think that you should forever. The forever war, it just enriches. It's always some son of some fucking piece of shit gangster from one of these ex Soviet countries. You know, when the Soviet Union fell, do you think it was good for the people that live there? It wasn't a bunch of fuck bag oligarchs stole all their shit.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Until Putin rounded him up, said, hey, and said, give the fucking. So that's why they say Putin is a dictator, not because anything he does to it. He jails less people for tweets than all of our. All of the West. Right. UK has people in jail for tweets right now for tweets. Yeah. Don't talk about China. You. What the fuck you talk. Yo, they don't. Anyway, he put people jail. They put people in jail for tweets. Putin shook down the oligarchs that robbed the country. What if I thought Trump was gonna do something akin to that? I didn't know he was gonna bend over immediately. Boy, they got something bad on him, huh?

[Host]

Yeah, yeah, it is funny because, like, people look at Russia and they'll be like, oh, man, like this guy fell out of a. Fell out of a window. Sure he did.

[Kurt Metzger]

Any real whistleblower generally has to move to Russia. So Snowden the hero Snowden, Yeah. The only hero at the nsa. The only guy who did the right thing at the fucking piece of shit NSA he's hiding out of. It's illegal to spy on us, you fucking scumbag. Compartmentalized fucks. Fuck you. Fuck you for your service. You. The heroes live in Russia now. They had to flee because they told you. And what did the. What did this shitbag population do? Oh, they're jerks. South park couldn't even get it right, could they? They're like Cartmans, basically. He's like a Cartman this Snow. No, he's a hero, you fucking cattle. I don't want to know what they're doing to me behind my back. I'm Dottie Sandusky. Jerry Sandusky is bringing freedom to those boys in the basement. I. Dottie stays upstairs. That's his Disney Adults. That's what America is. Fucking Disney adults. The lowest. Barely above a furry.

[Host]

But now people say you're on Russia's payroll.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, please pay me Russia. I would be delighted. I'd like Qatari money as well. And I'd like to play Riyadh Festival and personally apologize to MBS for America. Well, those are my goals for the next year. Reality comedy festival. And we're just. And I'm not even gonna have good material. I'm gonna say. I just want to say I saw him for America being such a bad friend. You, you know, you helped us do 911 on our own people. Okay, you didn't have to do that. But we knew it was necessary to make people accept taking their shoes off at the airport, bro.

[Host]

You want to know a hilarious thing? In Saudi, they, the Osama bin Laden family, the bin Ladens, they were a construction family that was building. Building.

[Kurt Metzger]

Probably a John Hinckley Jr. Sirhan Sirhan. That's what I think.

[Host]

What do you think he's related to him?

[Kurt Metzger]

No, I think he's another wind up toy.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Puppet.

[Host]

But the bin Laden family used to do all this construction and then they stopped working with them. Like the government and the people stopped working with the bin Ladens. But it wasn't because of 9 11.

[Kurt Metzger]

Of course not.

[Host]

It was because their buildings kept falling down.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, well, usually, usually how a child from a rich family gets put in this thing. It's monarch and there's stuff akin to it. That's all. It's. It's not just.

[Host]

It was nepoed. It was a little nepotism.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, Nepo ain't as good a thing as you think it is, it turns out for a lot of people. Ask Rob Reiner's kid. Yo, put on Rob Reiner's son kiss on the lips. Rob Reiner, Carl Reiner kiss on the mouth. Look at the plethora of. Of photos and you tell me if you think there's a problem that might lead you to stabbing your dad. You look at it. Okay, maybe I'm being silly. You.

[Host]

You mentioned this on, on Danny Jones's pod. I saw. I saw the pictures and I was like, there's no way they're that weird, you know?

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, you. It's not AI. That's what they did. Multiple pictures, every event. Oh, Tom Brady fly kisses. Tom Brady kiss. It's like a butterfly kiss. But your dad kissing your adult mouth. Yeah, that's a. Oh, a real mama's in the papa's thing here, look. You ever kiss Your dad that way where he holds his hand on the back of your head Mark. Oh, no, I papa a kiss Mark.

[Host]

I don't. I don't know, but I don't know

[Kurt Metzger]

about what if that's cool. Well, yeah, I just want. My dad never kissed me on the mouth because he was toxic masculinity, you know?

[Host]

Did he do this with. Oh, yep. Okay. That's what I was gonna ask.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. In this house, in this Sabbatian frankest house, we do weird incest.

[Host]

That's. That's not AI right?

[Kurt Metzger]

No. Why does it look. This is not a UFO I'm showing you. This is established.

[Host]

But it's as weird like it's easier to believe.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay. It's weird now that he stabbed his father to death. Now looking back now. Yeah, I guess it was kind of weird. But at the time did anybody was article like, bizarre display from Reiner family at live event in front of everyone. No.

[Host]

I'm shocked that no one would be like, oh, that's kind of like we give Tom Brady so much shit.

[Kurt Metzger]

We just found out our leaders eat kids and me and one black guy at the airport care. Right. Why are you shocked? It's called mind control. The whole. This is worse than North Korea. The propaganda. Okay, maybe you have more. More stuff that is probably killing you too, by the way. You know North Korea is bad because their lights are off at night.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

The way it should be. Yeah.

[Host]

But now everyone's like, you know, I do low light so I can sleep my circadian rhythm.

[Kurt Metzger]

I'm like, oh, were you a communist?

[Host]

You're trying to put yourself in North Korea.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. But remember, that's how they show you how bad North Korea is.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Christopher Hitchens loved the point that I was like, if you see the map, South Korea is all lit up all night. North Korea's pitch black. Oh, no. And they're probably getting healthy sleep now with no blue light. And their kids aren't transitioning from fucking watching cartoons.

[Host]

They have no McDonald's though.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yo. South Korea is North Korea with lights. And I would rather live in North Korea than be in a South Korean boy band any day of the week. And any stupid. And I know there's got to be a. I don't know how hipster it is still around here, but all these like, you know, these fucking hyper lit shit lib fucking millennial zoomer twats that all love K Pop.

[Host]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

That's their love of fashion. That's a liberal woman's deep love of fascism right there. Because K Pop's despicable. It's torture of children, is what it is. The people that are in it are. What a terrible life they lead. What a horrendous life.

[Host]

Like, how they get these kids.

[Kurt Metzger]

Like, you'll get lectured by some dingbat broad about this. Now, who loves K Pop? And they're a K Pop, Stan, right? I mean, everybody could really just suck my dick. I came out wrong. All right, we'll be right back.

[Host]

It is wild. They get these young girls and they're like 14. Like, yeah, we'll put you in a school. They train all day, they drop out,

[Kurt Metzger]

and then they get it like John Wick ballerina assassin training. Yeah, yeah.

[Host]

And then they.

[Kurt Metzger]

And then they make what? Shit, pop music.

[Host]

And then they still make them do military service. Isn't that crazy?

[Kurt Metzger]

It's a foreign military service. You know when the beat the British Invasion happened, right, with the Beatles. You think that's not a Tavistock, you know, that's a literal British Invasion. They call that soft power in government Spook world. In clown world. A clown is a CIA agent, by the way, I learned that from Tracy Twyman, who, once again, I said is dead now. But killer research. Yeah, that's slang for a CIA agent. A clown. That's a great way to put it. Clown world. I showed Danny the Fort Bragg thing. You know Fort Bragg? That cartel. That drug cartel. Fort. You know that one? That's what they do, the Psyop division. Remember those commercials? All the world's a stage. No, Fort Bragg Psyop. Yeah. Now, Danny showed the other one, so I'll show you the first one, okay? And so clown world. You live in CIA world, when every single thing you believe is a lie. We will have done our job. Hey, the CIA did their job, didn't they? Yeah, dude, I just like what I. Because Julian, I love watching him go from like. Like. Well, you know. But it's a crazy world, so you gotta have him to like. He's his utter anger and disgust.

[Host]

Wait, who?

[Kurt Metzger]

Julian Dory? Because people don't know people got a real normie view of it, right? And we're gonna listen. Don't trust me, go look it up. You're just not gonna. You're just not gonna. You don't gotta trust nothing I say. All right, look at this. There it is up there. US army split that one. Oh, look at there. There's a clown on it already. They make it bigger. And see that quote?

[Host]

If your opponent is of a choleric temper, seek to irritate him.

[Kurt Metzger]

Pretend I am of cholera temper. Yes.

[Host]

That he may grow arrogant. Sun Tzu.

[Kurt Metzger]

I am. I'm very annoyed and pretty arrogant, I would say, on this podcast.

[Host]

Oh, wow. Cab Calloway, have you ever wondered.

[Kurt Metzger]

Tiananmen Square was fake? That's why that's included in that. No, I don't mean there wasn't a thing, but it was a George Soros NGO trying to make it a violent thing like blm. Yeah. The initial demonstration was not a protest for freedom. It was some guy died that was a local politician.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

And an ngo. And George Soros wasn't welcome back after. Remember the guy getting run over by the tank? Or so I thought. No.

[Host]

Yeah. The guy walked away here. Pause real quick. Yeah, because we. We also in America, we would never do Tiananmen Square. Don't look up.

[Kurt Metzger]

We literally have done it historically, many times.

[Host]

Don't Google Kent State. But we would never. We would never.

[Kurt Metzger]

What about the. The when they ran tanks over the fucking veterans of World War I that got fucked over. Smedley Butler.

[Host]

Wars of racket fake news, never having. All right, roll the tip.

[Kurt Metzger]

Those poor chumps, they just wanted their fucking pay. They were owed from the most horrific war and they got run over by tanks.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, on to the next war.

[Host]

Where was that? Right in D.C. okay, we'll go to that one.

[Kurt Metzger]

They ran over them like they were common civil rights demonstrators. You'll find us in the shadows, jerking off to your kids.

[Host]

You Ford Bragg at the tip of the spear.

[Kurt Metzger]

The tip of suck my dick for your service. You lying.

[Host]

A threat rises in the east.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, please, pay me, Russia. I'll talk. I'm already saying this for free.

[Host]

Warfare is evolving, you know, these countries

[Kurt Metzger]

mock how our leaders are cannibal. That's their first line now.

[Host]

And all the world's a stage.

[Kurt Metzger]

Another very important phase of warfare. It has as its target, not the body. Oh, the podcast itself. There's Henry Kissinger's ears.

[Host]

No way.

[Kurt Metzger]

Who do you think that is? Now, why would they have him in there like that? Well, he called people bio programmable human robotoids or golems. And he was big, big part of that fucking. That's why your city kid stays in the picture about Bob Evans, the producer. All right, hold on. Oh, I can't wait to join up and create Lolliporn and Hypno. We come many forms. Drug smugglers into America. Yeah, yeah. Do you know what kind of human work does this? Can you imagine you. I actually. Makes me mad. Fort Bragg's a Despicable place. By the way. They got a such a bad murder drug problem there. You've heard of that, right?

[Host]

I've heard like random people comment what

[Kurt Metzger]

just came out that the Fort Bragg cartel. I think they changed it to something else because they probably didn't want to brag anymore when Trump changed it back. Thank God. Just like Trump put the Albert pike statue back up.

[Host]

Oh yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

As the Scottish.

[Host]

Right. Freemason.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. And so. So you're worthless. So this is why I want Democrats to know. Like what do you think Kamala was going to do? Something good. You stupid. You thought President Wendy Williams would have been better. Fuck you. You don't ever talk again. America's done, shitheads. It's over. And I'm just telling you now. You think I'm a Professor Jiang predicting the future. The petrodollars over assholes. What they just did in the straight of Hormuz don't hit us for like what, six months? Get ready. We got three days of food for next time some shit happens. And it will happen. And Iran doesn't need a nuke because they can shut down all the trade Trump had us taking escorting Chinese ships to China to get them their oil because the who's the insurer? Lloyd's a lot. Whoever insures this, the shipping, you couldn't get insurance no more because that's a bomb. More effective than any bomb.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Which Iran has control over. Yeah. Now if I know this, I refuse to believe the in the government haven't thought of this. There's no possible way a jerk off with a shirt that says Derp on it knows this and these people don't know it. So they're not incompetent. It's pure malice. They got a big plan and the plan is to America and crash it like they've wanted to for a long time. And then get ready for the best part. You're going to subscribe to your government like it's Hulu. They're going to pro and oh, put in Albanian. AI Prime Minister. Here's a test market. Albania, you know, a country that we helped and they were the Muslims always liked us because we helped them. Remember?

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Albania has a. And the way they sold it to people was like it's all. These people are so corrupt. You got to have an AI. That's the only fair way.

[Host]

They have an AI Prime Minister put in.

[Kurt Metzger]

Look. I think they have a human it can call like a Filipino, like Waymo does if he gets confused. This is already here, dude. And Trump Just announced some crazy shit. Today.

[Host]

Eddie Rama appointed Dia Diella, meaning sun, an AI generated avatar, as the world's first AI Minister of State for artificial intelligence. Designed to combat corruption by overseeing public tenders. Diella, modeled after a local actress, handles digital procurement, aiming for 100 transparent free processes.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay, now, but there's an article because there's no American coverage of this. It's all Indian coverage. But there's one where it says she announced she's pregnant with. With helper AIs. She's going to give birth. Think of that. Yeah. Pregnant. Yeah. There you go. Hit it. So. So now this is in another, you know, mostly comedy based country as far as America is concerned, but this is a test market. This is what you do.

[Host]

So Albanian prime minister, go to the video.

[Kurt Metzger]

Let's see a video. Go. Click videos, dude.

[Host]

Oh, they have like an actual announcement.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Host]

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[Kurt Metzger]

Okay, here we go.

[Host]

That one.

[Kurt Metzger]

Albania's AI minister is having 83 babies. Let's see that one. Maybe that'll be good. There's also business today. Our next story is from Albania.

[Host]

It's a small Balkan nation.

[Kurt Metzger]

They have a minister named Diella. She's currently pregnant and she's set to deliver 83 babies. Wow. What is she, good of the woods with a thousand young?

[Host]

If that's a little alarming or unbelievable,

[Kurt Metzger]

wait till you hear this.

[Host]

Diella is not human. She is an AI minister.

[Kurt Metzger]

And yes, she is giving birth to 83 so called children. 83 virtual babies. If you thought 20, 25 couldn't get

[Host]

any stranger, well, think again.

[Kurt Metzger]

Because apparently even female robots can't escape the pressure to do it all. So how did we get here? Our story began in January this year. Albania introduced DLR to the world. She is a text and voice based chatbot. So ChatGPT became a minister of something of corruption.

[Host]

I mean, this is bizarre.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, no, that's. That's a small Balkan country, as she said, completely under the thrall of the West. You know, the good side that I'm supposed to be grateful to live in. And that's them test marketing on people they could get away with doing that to. That's what that is.

[Host]

Here. You can stop the video.

[Kurt Metzger]

You stop it. It's fucking gross.

[Host]

Like, it's strange that this is what they're kind of rolling out.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, that's the dream.

[Host]

Is this just like a little side thing where they're like, oh, yeah, like

[Kurt Metzger]

that's your future, dude. That's what Larry Ellison, the actual president wants. You know Larry Ellison?

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

So you know the people that are anti Semitic go, Jews run the media. But no, they don't Jew. One Jew and his creepy kids. Okay, so. So Israel's not even the top of the problem. Like, the oligarchs have always been above it. And that's not just going to be Jews, that's going to be Sufi Islam, Islam people. Converso fucking Turks. Like your Erdogan's a fucking converso fucking Jesus. Who else is spread around the whole world? Oh, all those Venetian banking Families, you know, so. So that's why it's very suspicious when you see a shit bomb Catholic. Like fucking D. Young and Katzen. Fear Her. Nick Fuentes, the Cats. And younger Fiora. He's. He's gay and Catholic and traditional, but he hates women. And he's cool with Epstein. He sells Epstein merch. Yeah, how is that not a major alarm? That. That's a piece of. To everyone. If urgent people in The Capitol on January 6th didn't tip you. And I'm not talking with dumb fans who are also weird gay gay cells that they're. They have a crush on him. Okay? And he has a crush on them. But they can't fuck because I know he's a Jesuit created homunculus is my thing. I have no idea what the he is. Right? But they all talk shit on Jews. Yo, fuck you, papist. You think you're not part of the problem? Do you think your church is not as fucked as whatever you think about Jews? I assure you it is. I assure you. They're all in on it together. The Pope's in on it. They're all in on it. They're all in on it. That's why things are progressing this way. Now, when I say they're all in it, I don't mean every member of everything. You know, And I don't mean every Freeman. I'm saying the. All the group, all the institutions. I wouldn't trust any of them. I would trust. You know, let's say you. You're Catholic or Jewish or whatever and you learned some principles that you believe in. Right? So my friends from Due Dissonance. Keaton. And I'm blanking on. Anyway. The type of Jews that are overly fair. Do you know. You know. You know what I'm talking about. Where it's like. Yeah, like they want to defend you in a. You got no money and they're a good lawyer. That kind of Jew.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Not Dershowitz. Oh, yo. Let me spread this around. The piece of shit. I showed this to Julian, you know, Jamie Deluxe. No, put in Jamie Deluxe D Lux. He was on my last episode.

[Host]

Keaton. Russell from Russell.

[Kurt Metzger]

I don't know how I just blame your name, I guess. I had quite a bit. I had four claws in the last podcast.

[Host]

Claws.

[Kurt Metzger]

It was a four claw one. I didn't do any claws on this one.

[Host]

Yeah, you're ripping the coffee. Respect.

[Kurt Metzger]

The coffee has given me quite a different. It's amazing how quickly these things affect me. This is very different than my Forklab. This Is like an angry coffee one.

[Host]

Yeah, I like it. Dude. I love it. You're getting me fired up now.

[Kurt Metzger]

There we go. Right there. That's his new one. Go. Go on that. Click that make it big. We have to play whole thing. I just want you to see the. So he found this on the way back machine. Jamie's been around for a while making good videos. So I recommend them. But. But fast forward till we get to the letter. I want you to see what it says. Warning pass. This passes. Keep going. Let's see. Keep going. Okay, so this is. This is from this sub stack that Jamie found and watch a video. But I just want you to look at what this. Alan Dershowitz. Because when you see someone like Matt Taibbi and Michael Tracy acting as Whitney Webb put it, as defense lawyers for Epstein, for some reason we can't prove that beef jerky is yo face. If I suspected it's that you. Why you no so. But they sound like Dershowitz. And let's look at what he wrote. Child pornography. So it was 2002 by Al. What are we to make of the fact that child fee is popular not only among but also among thousands of people who would never dream of a child? Okay, I'm gonna stop you right there, all right? What. What the are you saying? Of course they would dream of it. That's why they're getting.

[Host]

They're daydreaming.

[Kurt Metzger]

They're not doing it. They need that to help them dream of harming a child. You okay?

[Host]

Like if you. If you watch porn of a hot woman, you're typically like, yeah, I would do that.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yo, if you read one, if you wore one of them Arab scarves, he'd have you thrown out of Harvard. But. Oh, don't lose your mind over a little bit of CP. Little cheese pizza never hurt nobody, scumbag. The FBI's most recent sting, provocatively named Candyman. Again, I says on the other one. Provocatively named Candyman. Yeah. What was the sting where the sting must have wanted it. You fucking scumbag. Has turned up much more than what these zealous law enforcers bargained for. Not. They're not zealous. They're doing their fucking job, you asshole. Oh God. You're going above and beyond busting. That's their job. I don't know if we all forgot that because Cash Patel's a cunt. But has turned up much. So wait, wait. It turned up many. Perfect. Read that sentence. Many perfectly law abiding people, including law enforcement professionals. In quotes Were they not professional? No, they were cops who apparently got their jollies from watching kids fornicate.

[Host]

Ew.

[Kurt Metzger]

I can hear Michael Tracy doing this line. Ew. Oh, I like to watch children fornicated. Ew. Moral panic. Is this crazy? All right, go. Keep going.

[Host]

It's, like, hard to believe, like, because it's been scrubbed.

[Kurt Metzger]

Except the Wayback Machine still has. Alan Dersh was 2002. Now, around this time is when their big push to bring Rowan Polanski home. Right to America.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

With the wanted and pursued. Remember that? Yeah. Look, even.

[Host]

Even the phrases like kids can't fornicate. It's literally.

[Kurt Metzger]

That's a great point that I didn't think of. Dude, it's Barry Cream and said that there's no such thing as effing kids. You mean children. You can do that. They can't have a consensual relationship by definition because they're children.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

So this is real simple. That a lawyer. These are not good legal arguments. I mean, the. You broke the law because you got caught in a CP sting. So we know you broke the law. You're not law abiding.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

What is he talking about? So there's an enormous difference between ordinary people who have disgusting viewing habits and criminals who are willing to act in these habits. I mean, I guess acting on the habits would be the difference. It's not. I. I mean, it is a difference. I wouldn't say enormous. As if the other one isn't a problem.

[Host]

That's what I'm saying. Like, as a bit. It's like, all right, we can riff on it, but, like, if you're being real, it's like what I was just

[Kurt Metzger]

watching for a bit. Like, the guy from the. Who was just. Although there may be a far greater. Oh, we go back. I can't see the thing. Go back up. Oh, it's too back. I'm sorry. There may. What happened?

[Host]

Oh, it's a video, so you got to pause it.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. You gotta pause it.

[Host]

There you go.

[Kurt Metzger]

Although there may be a far greater connection. There may be a far greater connection between habitual viewers of cheese pizza.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

And child than there is between habitual viewers of adult pornography and grapevine. You don't. There may be. I'm going to say, without doing any testing, what there is. Unreal. Still, the former connection has yet to be proved convincingly. Okay. Dershowitz, you know, Harvard lawyer Dershowitz, you know that the ones that are committing the crime are making the pornography being viewed by your friends who by the way, also commit the crime. You absolute piece of fucking Zionist shit. Okay. Some people, of course, do both. Of course. And 27 of those picked up in the sting have admitting. So he's got concerns about this very successful time that once the Justice Department did his job a long time ago. I'm impressed that they busted because 2002 is well into President Mk monarch Bush's reign.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

And you know, he got chased through the woods naked by Dick Cheney.

[Host]

Bahamian Grove.

[Kurt Metzger]

I don't know where they do it, but they all do the Most Dangerous game with their kids. Now, when they catch them, they don't kill them. It's not like that movie to have you fucked by dogs. Oh, wait, you can't. You could be graped by dogs. Excuse me. Yeah, that's what they do. Look. Look it up. It's all these people that have been through this. They're. They. It's not top secret. You don't have to wait for fucking disclosure like a good boy. You could just look it up. You could do your own. Remember when they said, don't do your own research? Yeah. That's why. Because they don't want you to know that the cumare believe that was said. And people didn't overthrow the government. So you said to my face, you must never do your own research. You.

[Host]

I've never heard the Most Dangerous Game thing. Let's do that one after.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay. Here. I'm sorry again. Hyped up. What is this? Columbia Crack?

[Host]

Okay.

[Kurt Metzger]

I have a headache for not getting enough caffeine today.

[Host]

If you want one of these, these are.

[Kurt Metzger]

No, I don't. I get hiccups.

[Host]

And it is caffeine.

[Kurt Metzger]

I know.

[Host]

I.

[Kurt Metzger]

The. I can't do lozenges for nicotine either. It me up. Oh, really? Wait, what is that? These are snuffs. They're harder to get, but I'm sure they're better for you.

[Host]

Oh, wait, you like. You sniff it.

[Kurt Metzger]

It's not tobacco or it's not chewing tobacco.

[Host]

Gotcha.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay, let's see. The Justice Department. This is unreal. Has apparently decided to prioritize its arrest policy by focusing on viewers and chat room participants who hold positions of authority over children so they. Okay. Or have easy access to them. You mean the way you would do that?

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

School bus drivers, camp counselors, priest, elementary school teachers and the like. But even that kind of sensible prioritizing may include many who would never touch a child. Well, Dersh, I gotta tell you, buddy, I don't give a shit. Put them all on A wood chipper. You fucking scum. What the fuck? What is this? So 2002 is the Britney Spears years. As you recall, Britney Spears was programmed at Bohemian Grove. According to the book by J.R. sweet, which I recommend you get Mormon Monarch. It has a lot of answers in it about a lot of things. Okay, Keep going. Keep going. There's one after this. Keep going. Okay. Perhaps we cannot take the chance and wait until the child is touched. Touched? You fucking. But we would be sliding a slippery. He's worried about a slippery slope of prosecuting people that we know are into cheese pizza. Yeah, but you saying from the river to the sea at your college, which is the kind of college kids do. You should be not only put on a terror watch list. Oh, by the way, he came up with legal reasons why it's okay to do torture.

[Host]

He was one of those guys.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. He's one of the biggest scumbags who's ever cursed the earth. Norman Finkelstein, who was the exact polar opposite of him, who tried. And he tried to. With Norman Finkelstein too. I love Norman Finkelstein. That guy. He's one of those. He's that type of New York Jewish guy that's like. No, that's not what it's supposed to be. The kind that you should get credit for being.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Instead of just trash as a. You know what I mean? Yeah. I didn't know what Gaza was until Norman Frankelstein explained it on Jimmy Show. I did not understand it. It's a con. It's not an open air prison. It's a concentration camp. You concentrated refugees into this one camp. That's the very definition of it. Yeah. I hope the irony is not lost on everyone. It is. Yeah. That's how, you know, the Holocaust definitely happened because the vicious abuse they're inflicting on them people could. I only believe much the way I think Rob Reiner's kid got diddled by his parents and his grandpappy and other Hollywood people that a lot of that happened in Hollywood. Dick Van Dyke's brother, Jerry Van Dyke, his daughter died in. I remember this. In the 90s she was in. How come these celebs. How do you end up with kids in porn? People there in porn usually got molested. I mean, am I wrong? Am I telling tales out of school here?

[Host]

Yeah. Some type of. Some type of trauma, certainly.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. And so how does that happen? How'd Spielberg's adopted black daughter end up in porn, I wonder? Oh, really? Yeah. There's a big story. Yo. How the that happened? These people are all up to something. I say Hollywood sucks ass and like I understand how after you find out this Never mind Epstein file. What about the Diddy?

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Every. All your favorites are pieces of what do you. What's my.

[Host]

What about Isaac Happy. What do you think about him?

[Kurt Metzger]

I think he's telling the truth. Yo you know why? Well I mean you got to research all of it but I didn't know this at the time when I had first heard it. Now Isaac Cappy thought maybe QAnon was real or something I think but that final video he made is clearly under duress. I. I heard he was get his. They were like torturing his dog in front of who knows there's no way that was not made under duress. And then he commits. Yeah I was like is there anybody an asshole like it's gonna happen. They're gonna do it right in front of you over I saw a leftist kill Charlie Kirk. No you didn't. Fucking loser. Like what a collection of fucking dipshits. Kennedy was killed by the CIA. And whoever runs the CIA, they don't work for America. I'm sure there's agents there who think they work for America. But you don't assholes. You work for the fucking new world order. You always did go back to the dullest okay back when they. When they had what's his name in Nuremberg. Who's the Nazi that they had kept. You know he testified and then he. He was. He lived alone in some castle for a while after it's not spare the one that flew a plane to England to try to work out a deal.

[Host]

Rudolph Hess.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. So. And I believe this. Now I'm sure it would be debunked by chat GPTs and whoever but I don't respect the opinion of experts. You. You're losers. You're all losers. You losers. You scum. That wasn't Churchill. Killed. Killed Rudolph Hess. Tortured him to death already. So that guy was a mind controlled mind slave. And in. I swear to God in the videos I don't know where you find it but Joseph P. Farrell talked about it. If somebody finds it, I would love to see it when. And you can look it up on Wikipedia too. Rudolph Hess says this entire court is under Jewish mind control. Is they. They said he started spouting crazy now it's not Jewish mind control. It's a good deal older than that. That's why I say Hitler's a moon child. He's a hollow vessel. The reason they'd want to clone Hitler like the Boys from Brazil or is that's why I surprised him. Like, oh, he was alive. He probably was alive. They saved every other Nazi. Why not him? He's a wind up toy of much darker forces. Like Rockefellers. Rothschilds. Rockefellers are Jewish by the way.

[Host]

They are.

[Kurt Metzger]

They aren't.

[Host]

Oh yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

So it's not Jewish. That's the thing that's off. But that's why you can dismiss him saying but Alan Dulles thought he was a mind control guy. And who's the fat one? Gearing. Supposedly there's a shot of Rudolph Hess testifying he suddenly like smokes cigarettes. He suddenly is like not the same guy. And he said they're not. One guy's covering his face with a book to hide his laughing at the Rudolph Hess.

[Host]

No.

[Kurt Metzger]

And then they're joking in Germany. Hey. Yes. Tell him about the other thing. Because it's not Rudolph Hess. And since we know MK Ultra is real and we know we imported Nazis here to do it. I'll bet you that's why Alan Dulles was. I have reason to believe that tonight Rudolph has. I'll bet that story is 100 true. They've never. Why would they ever stop at mind control? Shit. If casinos do it, why would the government stop.

[Host]

They got Rudolph Hess body double at Nuremberg.

[Kurt Metzger]

That's the story. I believe.

[Host]

That is wild.

[Kurt Metzger]

It's a guy you. Yo, how do you make a new Dalai Lama? You know Dalai Lama. They get a boy. I think the Dalai Lama tongue kisses him and passes his sword. No, he does remember that dialogue was like let me suck your tongue. If you. If you. What's the guy's name? He was a Blavatsky guy. Rudolph Steiner. So Steiner's pretty boring to listen to if you. You know. I wouldn't say read it. Probably more boring. But I would listen to it. And this is the Rudolph Hess thing.

[Host]

So it says claimed that Nuremberg Courtney surroundings were under mind control or artificial hypnosis which caused him causing people to behave as enemies towards him. Whoa. Hess had severe paranoia memory loss.

[Kurt Metzger]

Has claimed his persecutors were using a secret chemical and hypnosis of long duration. You ever hear this one? I have. And he's telling the truth. That's exactly what the they were doing. Yo. That's what the Beatles are. The British Invasion soft power. It would be called in the full spectrum dominance model that our shitbag governments all use. That means me talking. You telling you this on the podcast is every bit as important as the fight overseas. That's what it means. Sounds stupid. To me. Yeah, that's what. No, that. Hearts and minds, remember? Remember? Hearts and minds. That's what this shit is. You know, these CIA guys retire and go on podcasts. That's a retirement plan. Yeah. Or Navy seals that lied about bin Laden, how that worked out, right? Maybe like, I'm not saying all Navy seals are liars or something. I'm not disparaging service of people that did real service, but if they're ordered to lie by the Navy, you think they're not gonna. So the story of bin Laden, which is a total lie, every aspect of that story is a lie. We knew he was there the whole time. They were going to give a. Give him to us because Saudi Arabia was sick of paying for his lodgings. Pakistan was hiding him for us. What if we had found. What if, God forbid, we had found bin Laden early and couldn't have those wars? Right? Well, of course he didn't want to find bin Laden. Yeah.

[Host]

Imagine he died at Tora Bora.

[Kurt Metzger]

Remember, Bush goes, I don't even think about bin Laden no more because they found out where he is. He's fine. Don't worry, he'll be okay. Another John Hinckley from a rich shady family. And then they sacrifice one kid to be the archetype of. Of our nightmares and dreams. Right?

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

That's what that's called. Being a chosen one. They call it a chosen one. That's literally what it's called, Being a chosen one. They told some of these people that after the apocalypse they're gonna do to us. They're gonna be the rulers of the earth, just like in ancient Egypt when the corrupt priests would be running the inbred pharaohs who were morons who spent their whole day preparing for death tied up with busy work from priests. Funeral home directors run amok. You know, funeral industry is out of control. That's where the pharaonic system comes from. I'm really being overly simplistic about it, but that's what it is. So. So when you might meet the ferryman, you must fucking point to the OR and say it is. You know, there's a whole fucking three amigos sing, you find the singing bush and shoot your gun three times. The sinking Bushman. Yeah, it's. Is that Society by ocd? Mark Windows. Dude, Egyptian. Ancient Egyptian crowd controls a video. But Rudolph Steiner talks about this also with the Dalai Lama. So how's the Dalai Lama made? So if you believe that Dalai Lama is a good thing, like a Richard Gere or the Beastie Boys used To okay, so that their system is they find a kid. You've seen this right in Kundun. And they get. They give the toys of the previous Dalai Lama. They trace the jet, the bloodline, DNA 23andMe the bloodline. I mean, without DNA, they're. They're keep. Because it's a strict theocracy that's keeping records of who's right. Like Bene Gesserit there, seeing who made it with who to find the perfect boy vessel to take the. The mantle. And they've had the same ruler for a thousand something years, right? Because he's reincarnated a new person. So they're lead. So imagine your president never dies because he's reincarnated into a new boy. Now here's the fun trick. The kid they get is 4 years old or something before they have that brainwave where they can discern reality. That's why you have mommy and a daddy. To pattern you properly. A balance of masculine and feminine. It could be two lesbians, but one has to be a Duffy and one has to be a mom. You know, as long as you understand get the correct patterning. Because you're supposed to be imbalanced. Everybody has two sides, you know, Masculine, feminine. It's a thing that's supposed to be, you know, a bit. Not overly manosphere or bitchosphere. It's not supposed to be that. They always want you imbalanced. So these bag Tibetan llama priests take this kid from the parents. They do a little toy ceremony or whatever. Oh, it's him. What they're looking for is a dissociative, someone who dissociates well. And you breed for that. You breed to make people who, when things get traumatic, they go to another place. Dissociation. You've worked in entertainment. You've heard chicks say they saw something cringey and they go, oh my God, I left my body. Yeah, those. That's some good breeding there. You can leave your body.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

When something's cringy, you know, I'll blurt out. That's really. I'll blurt it out to your face. Because I'm a lowborn, right? They need a kid like that. Then they re pattern his brain with the Dalai Lama. And because the Dalai Lama's personality is horseshit anyway, it's simple. Have you ever heard the Dalai Lama say anything impressive? I haven't. I have never heard the Dalai Lama say anything. Peace on earth oh is peace oh. Thanks. It was worth you tongue kissing that boy and working with the CIA you. So he's some brainwashed kid. They just take a child from their parents and tell them they're. This guy Rudolph Steiner talks about it, the board. The parts that aren't boring. Rudolph Steiner. The few parts that aren't boring are him talking about other occultists. It's like backstage gossip, you know? Yeah, that's the part that's worth being bored to find out. And like, Blavatsky, he had a whole thing about. Oh, Steve Bannon is a big Blavatsky. Fucking theosophy guy. Really. He's in the Navy. He went to the. Like. Like an L. Ron Hubbard, if you will.

[Host]

Right.

[Kurt Metzger]

Probably more successful L. Ron Hubbard of a kind. He's made a few larps, Right? They're all larps. Andrew Tate's man. School that you would. Or Trump University or just University.

[Host]

Any university.

[Kurt Metzger]

Just the whole graduation system. Why do we have that? What is that? That comes from ancient Greek bullshit. Yeah, like every other fucking thing, right?

[Host]

Yeah. And every school has a fraternity, which is just a secret.

[Kurt Metzger]

Why do we have that? Why do we have that? I don't mean Illuminati. I mean just fraternities. What. What is that? Well, in the future, you know, we all hook each other up. Like a Mafia?

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

No, because I'm not as important as some people, but if I was in Skull and Bones. Yeah. No way. Way more important than the Mafia.

[Host]

You saw the guy that did an interview with Bush and Kennedy, or Bush

[Kurt Metzger]

and Rosser that died afterwards?

[Host]

Yeah, Bush and. What's the name?

[Kurt Metzger]

Cheney.

[Host]

No, Bush and Carrie.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. Two brothers from the. Yeah, Carrie's like half man, half tree. You know, as a guy who's half tree, Carrie should know that carbon helps trees. Yeah, shouldn't he?

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Climate change was horseshit. You know, the ice caps are going back. That's official. That's not a thing I'm. Yeah, so I used to. It was always been bullshit. It's always been bullshit.

[Host]

You just don't want to eat insects. Dude, you think you're above eating insects?

[Kurt Metzger]

Listen, people like to complain about that, but let me tell you your future. You're gonna be complaining that they shortchange on insects in your McDonald's. Pretty soon. You'd be so lucky to get the insects. You should have been got. You'd be lucky.

[Host]

They skimped me on my crickets.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Host]

I mean, crazy.

[Kurt Metzger]

Do you think the American food supply. You haven't eaten a ton of insects. Are you joking? Did you ever drink juice out of a gun? Ok. You drink roach shit. Motherfuckers don't worry about it. They eat your kids. Go vote, fuckface.

[Host]

NASA satellites show Antarctica has gained ice despite rising.

[Kurt Metzger]

How is that possible? Well, it wouldn't be possible unless you've been lying the whole time. Now, how is it that qualified experts. Well, climatology is a bullshit science. It's not a real thing. Number one. That's why. Remember the mystery of why the meteorologists don't agree with the climatologists? Well, the climatologists use fucking computer models. And they have no way of really know what the fuck they're talking about. But they are being paid by your foundation's important. You know the Getty. The surviving Getty bitch who's behind the extinction rebellion. Yeah, the dumping the orange chalk on art that poor people don't care about anyway. So. I know what your thing is.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

You know, I bet she has a biohazard tattoo on her. No army donates to her bullshit cause no. Every dumb celebrity because they all believe in the thing of like there's just too many people and over. Yo, over. Remember Doug Sando, who's a great comic. I like the example a lot. But his thing about overpopulation was horseshit. It was propaganda that he was fed by like everybody else. It was a very popular thing to say, but it's nonsense. There's actually plenty for everybody. There's just not plenty for everybody. And for like 12 people to have all the shit, there's just not that. And that's what really what we're fighting for. We're never fighting for you. You're supposed to identify like a Game of Thrones peasant with a lord I serve. Tywin Ladders.

[Host]

Yeah. Peter Thiel's my lord. That's. He's the one I'm deal.

[Kurt Metzger]

Some kind of Templar or some. He is. He's an esoteric Christian. So. And they weren't telling me like to expose him. They're like, no, he's a Christian. He's like esoteric. Oh, so something weird and gross. Yeah, right.

[Host]

Who was telling you that?

[Kurt Metzger]

I may have said already, but I shouldn't say you later. I don't know who's gonna die for these things. Dave Smith got Charlie Kirk killed. Let's face facts. Charlie Kirk had Dave Smith on his thing.

[Host]

Wait, what do you mean?

[Kurt Metzger]

You know, in the people like don't have Dave Smith, don't have Candace Owens at the TP USA thing. Charlie's Kirk did anyway.

[Host]

Oh, wow.

[Kurt Metzger]

I'm not saying they killed him for that.

[Host]

No, of course.

[Kurt Metzger]

But it's the Iran thing, probably more. But it didn't help that Dave Smith.

[Host]

It's a pattern that he was going against the narrative.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yo, you're a human. You're an astroturfed human construct. We groomed out of school. We told you drop out of school like LeBron James to run this group funded by probably mega group fucking billionaire type people. And you're a puppet. We're going to be make you the president one day. That's the goal is he's going to be president. Erica Kirk, the stupid meeting of set up clearly set up his handler, the Courtney love of his life. Erica Kirk meets him, they get married, right? Remember how she said her and Charlie would say shabbat shalom to each other, right? Catholics don't say that little bitch is lying. You know she's a clone, right?

[Host]

Wait, what?

[Kurt Metzger]

I didn't know she's a clone. But put in yo, I just. This is my so control alt history. Cntrl alt history. Put that in. You know the erica Kirk from 1975? No. Yeah, it was real.

[Host]

Who is. Who is this?

[Kurt Metzger]

The other Erica Kirk, the first lady of Florida who in 1975 married Governor Kirk. The guy who let he signed the shit that let Disney have like a Vatican in Florida control history. There you go.

[Host]

What's up, guys? We're gonna take a break really quick because I just want to state the obvious. You're not going to hire a chiropractor to do brain surgery. And if you're going to go fight in the octagon, you wouldn't hire a guy that watches a lot of ufc. And if you have a personal injury case, you're not going to just like hire your buddy. That's good with contracts because you know that when you're hurt, it's because someone else was negligent. You don't want just, you know, lawyer y vibes. You want real lawyers. And that's where Morgan and Morgan comes in. They are America's largest injury law firm with over 100 offices nationwide and more than 1,000 lawyers. Crazy thing, they've recovered over $30 billion for over 500,000 clients. They've got a real track record of fighting to get people full and fair compensation. So if you are ever injured, you can check out Morgan and Morgan and their fee is free unless they win. Yes, free. You literally don't pay anything unless they win your case. That's how confident Morgan Morgan is that they can get compensation for you and your injuries. So for more information, go to forthepeople.com gagnon that is f o r the people.com g a g n o n or. Or dial pound law. That is pound 529. And let them know that you got sent by the people here at the campsite. Also, this is a paid advertisement. Now let's get back to the show. The wrongs we must right, the fights we must win.

[Kurt Metzger]

The future we must secure together for our nation. This is what's in front of us. This determines what's next for all of us.

[Host]

We are marines.

[Kurt Metzger]

We were made for this. Yeah. There's the first Erica Kirk. Incredibly strange. Very interesting. Now, they were calling her Madame X when they first saw her back in 75 because she was dancing with a governor. Nobody knew who the she was. Oh, really? Some German name. She was from Brazil by way of Germany in the 50s. Her family emigrated from Germany in the 50s. Based. Okay, based. That's what Butterly said. What I told him made me laugh my ass off. Look at this Erica Kirk. Now, his head's not quite as big as Charlie Kirk's was, but there's a certain resemblance. Erica Matfeld. And she was from a German immigrants to Brazil around the time. Oh, that's when the Boys from Brazil was written about cloning Hitler, right? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you know, human cloning. You know why we don't do it? Because it's not ethical. It's not because we can't do it. Oh, yeah. It's because when, as Dolly the sheep, we learned that America wasn't ready, so we stopped, of course, doing that.

[Host]

Yeah, Right.

[Kurt Metzger]

So that's how, you know, we absolutely have clones of people all the time.

[Host]

No, we cloned one sheep and then that was it.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. Now, I'm not. I'm not gonna say people get a little clone happy and they. They'll show, like, two people look similar.

[Host]

Yeah, I've seen that guy.

[Kurt Metzger]

And I've seen that guy. I said on Danny Jones, I want to do. I'm gonna do it with just Koreans. I'm like, look, tell me it's not a clone. That's.

[Host]

Dude, that's Gangnam Style.

[Kurt Metzger]

That'd be pretty racist. Dubbed. But you do it with every white. It's fine. And I'm mad about it. Yeah. So there you go. There's the other Erica Kirk. Kind of fucking weird.

[Host]

Yeah, it's pretty, but I mean, what does she do? Did she do anything?

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, this Erica Kirk who worked in the defense industry in CIA, and this trad wife who. You know how it's trad that when you die, your wife shoots off fireworks, it takes over your whole business and never. And no one sees the kids anywhere. They probably live with the grandparents. She doesn't. How could she have custody of the kids?

[Host]

It's very traditional.

[Kurt Metzger]

I mean, dude, traditionalism. I didn't know. I thought just meant you're a little old fashioned. No, no, no.

[Host]

That means you don't raise your kids. You have some. You have your parents do it.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. There's a lot more to it. Steve Bannon get the book by title bomb about his last name is title bomb. They remember Baum. That's the guy. He wrote the best Bannon book. And Dr. Heather Lee. Leah recommended on my. That was. That's Derpa Curbs of where like we learned something. It was just me. Yeah. Very good one. But she recommended that book which I got and listened to on audio because it's not just some shitlib going he's the all. It's not just some gnome chomsky phony who parties with them complaining that he's the alt. Right.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

It's a guy talking about his traditionalist. So I didn't know It's a very specific. The Alexander Dugan thing you always hear about. You know there was like Putin's philosopher. You know all these nerds that they claim are behind all the rulers. Yeah. Curtis Jarvin, who I like about nothing against Kurt Yarvin, but he ain't in charge of nobody's. I met him. There's not a chance in hell. He's just a smart nerd that likes talking about and none of the ideas he's saying are new. People act like they're so horrifying. Right. But they're. The idea is that all these Believe it. If you told me not to do my own research. You agree with Curtis Yarvin on most things, so don't complain about him. If you got hey, did you get your booster face? You eat booster that war for eternity and that's the book. Now, Benjamin R. Titlebaum is not saying this in the book. I'm hoping to talk to him on my show because I bet he would agree. Now, Steve Bannon is what you call a dark magician. That's what he is. That's what magic is. Psychology always forced being in the right place at the right time. Julian Dorey always thought he was a spy. He said yeah. And I was asking him why but before. And the reasons are pretty compelling. But he didn't know for who or what. Well now we know he was working with Epstein. He's he's high up there in the thing. In the thing. And the thing is the New World Order. And the New World Order is going to be a technique the tech. The Greater America Project.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

We have Greenland and Venezuela and Mexico. And Mexico. Now listen how great this is going to be because we're going to need Mexico pretty soon. You can't afford to live in New York. You're going to have to move to Mexico.

[Host]

I wouldn't be. I wouldn't mind that.

[Kurt Metzger]

Making the housing. Trump said he doesn't want to help with the housing. You know a big problem everybody had. No one could buy a house.

[Host]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, I guess we're moving full speed ahead with the thing that I thought just Democrats are going to do no 100 year mortgage. Hey, that'll fix it. You see that piece of shit Dan Bongino go There's Democrats United files. You happy now? Yeah. Why aren't you arresting them? Are you Donkey bong. What the fuck are these A shaved donkey calling that piece of shit.

[Host]

I want George was to do a piece. That'd be like, you know there's some people going to the island and there we don't know if there's a correlation.

[Kurt Metzger]

Fuentes already has. You're telling me you're not gonna go to the island and you're gonna be like excuse me, how old are these girls? I might. I might Nick actually you know, because I wouldn't want a child. I might ask you. And what's so absurd is he's saying this pedo he's just a homo. He don't. The whole goal is to never have to be with a woman. So like women are go bad after 15. So it's like this bizarre thing where you're like are you a pedo or are you just gay and you're trying to find reasons not to be with women. Who knows real Cecil Rhodes. You ever see people talk about Cecil Rhodes?

[Host]

What I mean no, I know he's

[Kurt Metzger]

the modern Illuminati thing that people would say is the Illuminati. Although Skull and Bones really technically is that. But. But the.

[Host]

The Rhodes Scholarship from the De Beers.

[Kurt Metzger]

So anybody who had a Rhodes Scholarship you should never trust them to lead your country. They went. They had a Rhodes Scholarship. Scholarship. Is that prestigious to you? The father of apartheid. The inventor of the concentration camp. Cecil. Sir Cecil Rhodes. The fucking. I built my kingdom in the belly of the Kaffir. Meaning he that he considers that is. That's what that great man was saying. Yeah. England dude. I mean, honestly, you said his statue didn't get torn down, did it? Because we can never turn on dear Sir Cecil.

[Host]

Yeah, but that's kind of all of them, right. Alfred Noble makes the dynamite. He's like, all right, we'll also make the Nobel Prize.

[Kurt Metzger]

You know, I love that. That's like the prize for the most up evil. Yeah.

[Host]

You know, Brown University, I just learned this weekend. I was just in Providence yesterday. Brown University, one of the most prestigious and the most liberal of the Ivies. Do you know anything about the Brown family?

[Kurt Metzger]

No. No, I don't.

[Host]

Infamous slave traders. They were bringing slaves a little on

[Kurt Metzger]

the nose with their university.

[Host]

Yeah, their last name is Chapman. They just named the school after that.

[Kurt Metzger]

Would it be funny if when they found that no blacks were allowed at Brown University, Whites only.

[Host]

No, they definitely were not.

[Kurt Metzger]

Brown University. What a cruel. How great convention.

[Host]

And they were a famous slave trading family. They. One of their ships was the Sally ship and like there was a name of the boat that they were bringing from the transatlantic slave. Slave trade. It was just called the Sally. And it was an infamous event where they had. I'm not going to get all the details here, but basically they were pulling like 300 men, women and children, specifically men from West Africa. Human beings that they were going to sell as cattle in America.

[Kurt Metzger]

Those ones that jumped off the boat?

[Host]

No, they just died of disease and dysentery.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, you're going to have shrinkage. They call it shrinkage in the retail industry. You're going to have some. Some shrinkage. That's your. In your merchandise.

[Host]

And this was such a high degree that there was criminal charges brought against them.

[Kurt Metzger]

That's right. You're going to ruin slavery for all of us with your abominable practices. Makes all slavers look bad. Yeah, no, that's true. What is it? Debt? Debt bondage or something? It was called in America. So we never abolished slavery in America. I hope everyone understands that. Yeah, there's an amendment to the Constitution to make sure 1, 3. The lucky number 13. Is it 13th? I always forget and say just a different wrong number.

[Host]

But the important part is I think it's 13. Might be 15, actually.

[Kurt Metzger]

That's why when you go to prison, you're considered state property, because you are property. If slavery is not about working for low pay. Although yeah, it is, but it's mainly about ownership. So we own you, motherfucker. 13th.

[Host]

I nailed it. Let's go. Yep, it's ratified in 1865, when was slavery.

[Kurt Metzger]

So after that they started doing so the infamous chain gangs. So debt bondage or something was called. So the south started. They book you on vagrancy for walking around with less than like $7, you know, like that. And then you'd have to. And then you couldn't afford your, your fee. Right. And then, yeah, I run a small plantation and this man could work all of his debts in my plantation. Right, Okay. A debt peonage, it's called. You're a debt peon. That's better than a slave. Right.

[Host]

Anyway, indentured servant is. That's a nice.

[Kurt Metzger]

It was called debt peonage. Yeah. So then you had both black and white people the way Cecil Rhodes had in his concentration camps in South Africa. You had a real multicultural plantation system after that. The only reason it stopped, this insane thing stopped, was because one white kid who was like, I don't know, touring with fish, I don't know, one of them rich kids is like touring the country, he gets, he gets grabbed up in horseshit and dies while trying to escape or something from it. And it will create a real outrage. And the defense by the scumbag who ran the plantation was, no, no, we weren't doing debt peonage. We were just doing slavery.

[Host]

No.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, there's an amendment that says, I can do that. He's committed a crime, he's property. Their defense was, no, it's not dead peonage. It's just slavery. And the only reason we stopped this practice was because Japan, after Pearl harbor was saying, america still has fucking slavery. So the newspaper headlines at times like, finally we can stop giving Japan Putin talking points. What a fucked up country this is. I mean, you should never be proud.

[Host]

It's crazy that the final. I mean. Ok, scroll down just a little here.

[Kurt Metzger]

Once you find out they eat kids, I would say that's when you should say, fuck every bit of everything.

[Host]

What do you think about Frazzle Drip?

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, that's probably real. What do you think? It was not. Hillary starved a quarter million Iraqi kids to death while she was in office. You think she's not gonna eat one kid's face? Is everybody stupid? This coffee is making me very aggressive.

[Host]

I kind of like it.

[Kurt Metzger]

That's fire. I. I feel a little bit fired up. I got. Yeah, my headache's gone, though. That's a good point.

[Host]

That's good.

[Kurt Metzger]

Dude. If I don't get. Because I'm used to, like coffee at certain times a day. Yeah, really used to it. If I don't get it, then I get a splitting headache, like a caffeine withdrawal.

[Host]

No way.

[Kurt Metzger]

You heard. Do you drink coffee all the time. Do you ever stop and get terrible headache?

[Host]

I'll be honest with you, no.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay, well, if you ever do, you're like, why do I have a migraine? And you're like, oh, I must not drink because caffeine's also addictive.

[Host]

Yeah, of course. That's wild. So, yeah, I mean, this is.

[Kurt Metzger]

This one. Juneteenth. What a sad. How could you make a holiday out of this? Sad ass?

[Host]

Yeah, because Juneteenth is not when. Like when it was ratified or when it was made illegal. It's when the final slaves in Galveston, Texas, that were never told.

[Kurt Metzger]

Right. And they're just told by black union soldiers or something and didn't believe them. Yeah. And they're like, dude, you better get off that horse. We're supposed to be riding horses. Yeah.

[Host]

Is that.

[Kurt Metzger]

What. Why would you make that enshrined as a holiday? One of the most, like a story that makes you look stupid. I mean, I'm not calling them stupid. That's a tragic thing, but it is stupid to do. I mean, I'm for barbecuing, but how long are they gonna just, like, make this slop for black people in lieu of, you know, not killing them how they do? And I don't mean police shootings. They shoot white guys more. That's a fact. I'm talking about incarceration, the drug, the. The thing here. Never mind. This. The police shooting thing. Because again, they shoot white guys more statistically than black guys. That's just a fact. Sorry, BLM was fake. We. We figured it out right now, right? The BLM was fake. I hope we figured that out. It turned out no lives mattered.

[Host]

Bureau of Land Management. That one. That's what they do now.

[Kurt Metzger]

They're corrupt and they support them.

[Host]

That's what my friend was saying. He was like, people mix up black lives matter. Bureau of Land Management.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Host]

If you think about it, they're both bureaus.

[Kurt Metzger]

My joke at the time was like, imagine how weird that felt if you worked at the Bureau of Land Management when, like, BLM hit and you saw these, like, young people with BLM shirts, you're like, what is happening? Like, you know what? I guess what we do is pretty cool. But after, I guess people finally learn the Bureau of Land Management is valuable.

[Host]

But after they bought all the houses, then they also became a bureau.

[Kurt Metzger]

Blm. And again, it doesn't mean everybody who cared about someone being killed. It's just they take a story that they hype up tell it to you wrong.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

To hopefully have a riot. So remember they were leaving out pallets of riot bricks.

[Host]

Oh yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Helpful. Free grab a brick.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

And people were filming going, what the fuck? Yeah, black people were filming. Like, look at. They want us to start smashing shit.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

I didn't forget that. Did we forget it? Yeah, of course. Or they didn't pay attention to it. Or they just put a black square in there. If you put a black screen Instagram, I want you to know how much dumber you are than me. And I look down on you. I'm really no better than one of these lizard people because I think you're a fuck tard. If you put a black square in your fucking Instagram. You fucking emotionally controlled vapid. Who am I talking to? I can make a shit says, who am I talking to? I just going off like, why am I saying this to people now?

[Host]

You said something to Danny recently. You said that you knew people that kind of gotten some, some weird Hollywood ritual occult.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh yeah, you probably know I'm not

[Host]

gonna say on here, but what, what kind of stuff?

[Kurt Metzger]

Just your basic think of it like Gwyneth Paltrow goop kind of shit. Right. It's not, See, it's not fantastical. This is real mundane. Most people, you know, especially entertainment, most of them are Satanists. The thing about being a Satan is you don't have to believe in like Satan. Is that what people think? That's ignorant and Satanist. Non theistic Satanists will tell you that. Okay, I brought Sam Teller told me. He goes, because he's in Colorado. Colorado is a high place, you know, with the veil's thinner there. So there's a lot more Satanists. I mean, I'm telling you, they're lore. I'm not telling you if you believe it, but there's a reason people go there and do whatever and so you, you're, you're God. He goes, no, they just worship themselves and say, oh, that wow, that really sweetens the pot. Wow. I guess that makes it okay. That's what we need, more people that worship themselves as a God. It's a good sales pitch to be for evil. Like, what, what? Don't worship yourself? I'm just gonna throw this out there that you're not a God. Don't worship yourself. Maybe just, you know, have normal human emotions about children being eaten. You know, I, I'm, I know I'm letting best be the enemy of good here, but I can't get past it. I, I know I'm in a purity spiral about the cannibalism thing, but I. I feel like it's kind of a big deal.

[Host]

I don't know. This is a weird hill to die on.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, that's my favorite. Dude, how many times you ever heard. Is that the hill you want to die on?

[Host]

The kids getting eaten hill?

[Kurt Metzger]

You're like, yeah, first of all, I'm not running for office, okay? I don't have no credibility. So I'll say whatever the fuck I want, motherfucker. I don't have a degree in shit, even though I am a qualified judge and astronaut. Gayle King, Katy Perry level astronaut. Was I on an Amazon dick rocket?

[Host]

No, not yet.

[Kurt Metzger]

I jerk off in wemos and I

[Host]

consider that, yeah, that's its own form of astronaut.

[Kurt Metzger]

You're welcome for my service, But.

[Host]

So it's kind of like an everyday magic type vibe.

[Kurt Metzger]

But yeah, that's what every day. That's what spycraft Everyday spy with what's his name? Booster Monte, right. Calls it everyday spy. Yeah. Intel, intelligence work. That's. That's a coven. It's called a coven. John D. Was one of the original. You know, 007 John. Oh yeah. You know all this? So. So that's what this is blooming. Finkelstein always calls the dark arts. Now I'm pretty sure he's atheist and not religious in any way because of the dark arts. So you see how it's a metaphor. And also it's real though it's not just a metaphor. They also are. That's what the dark arts are. The first level of magic is just lying, okay? Like David Copperfield illusion making the Statue of Liberty disappears. Yeah, yeah, it was awesome. So I. I mean I'm really reusing story. I'm just gonna. Because it's fucking wild to me. But I always think about it. Julian Dory. I just told this dude when I went to play Chilku Charlie's in Anchorage. I hung out with this. I can't remember the dude's name, but I wouldn't say anyway. But he was like. He had worked for David Copperfield maybe in Vegas, Hawaii. And he. So he hated him. He said he's a piece of. I don't remember all the reasons why, but he goes. Oh, you want to know how he goes? You ever heard about those? Yeah, he did that. I had not heard about them. I was like, no, I didn't know any of this. This is a while ago, dude. This is a long time ago. So I don't know if it was in the news. But he was like, yeah, he did that. I'm like, okay, dude, this is years ago. Okay. Like I want to say 2007 maybe or 8. So anyway, he goes, so. And he's. He's rolling these big blunts of Alaskan thunderfuck weed, which is great weed they had there. I mean, they probably still have it. And then he would get an electric carving knife and carve the blunt into like slices. And then we would put that in a gravity ball. So I'm just getting up of this gravity ball with this guy. He goes, when I made the Statue of Liberty disappear, and I sure did, he's gonna tell me, you know, like if you. If you're disgruntled, a magician that you tell their dumb tricks. So if you recall on tv, they're like, no camera trickery. No. Da da, da. So what did you think? Mirrors. That's what I thought.

[Host]

Can I tell you what I thought?

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Host]

Rotating floor.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, maybe that's as good a theory as any. Are we ready for the answer? Yeah, it was camera trickery. He goes, no, it's camera tricky. I go, but they said it wasn't. Yeah. Hey, ta da.

[Host]

So.

[Kurt Metzger]

So just remember that story of Kaivy Copperfield's amazing trick where the whole trick was telling you it's not done with camera fakery, but the trick is it was. And you're a that believed the TV because it's the scrying device, your showstone that tells you.

[Host]

Obsidian mirror.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. The thing that tells your parents that when they watch newsmax is in CNNs and MSNBCs and foxes and their kaboomer brains can't understand that the Iran war was a bad idea, you know? You know, the complete capture of someone's brain and now they're old and it's going to. And that's why you get calcium in your. That's why you're calcified, because you settled into a feeling. Because you can't be a nomad with your feelings. Right?

[Host]

Yeah, you just pick one and then just turn into a stone. Just a Medusa, dude.

[Kurt Metzger]

That's a secret to not getting calcified to me is to never. Do not be married. This has to be true for me. Israel has to be a good place for me to exist. Why Israel would kill you in heart. I'm talking to Jewish people. Love Israel. They'd sacrifice your ass in a heartbeat. Yo, what does the word holocaust mean? Does anybody know? Anyone? Put it in the thing. Look, the thing. Put in the thing. Hey. Means burnt Offering like a molech sacrifice. Kind of. Don't it sound like. Or a BAAL sacrifice. Almost like those Sabatine. Frank is Satan. You know how Crowley's a Plymouth Brethren extreme Christian childhood followed by being a Satanist? Well, Muslims and Jews have their own versions of that. The Amish have their own version. Everybody has a version. Whatever your religious thing is, you're going to create the opposite with your little. That's why they do the dialectic talk and all.

[Host]

Right.

[Kurt Metzger]

Or the reason we have tentacle Point. Well, we all don't have it, but some of us have tentacle.

[Host]

And there's no correlation with wanting to bang squid.

[Kurt Metzger]

No. Okay. If you watch it, when they had original, that lithium wood block in Japan back in the day. Yeah, it was. You know how it used to be illegal to show pubic hair in Japan? You can show any other deviant ship as long as no pubes.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Because culturally that's the thing that sets you off, I guess there. I don't know, whatever. It was illegal to have to show a dick. A penis going into a vagina. P.I.V. they call it.

[Host]

So you had to pixelate it or

[Kurt Metzger]

you would draw squids sticking their tentacles in a vagina because something's got to go in there. What am I supposed to jerk off to. If you're not penetrating something with something.

[Host]

These are seafaring people.

[Kurt Metzger]

And there is.

[Host]

They love a squid.

[Kurt Metzger]

And you got to figure in there is seafaring people.

[Host]

Right. I mean, if this happened in, like, Kenya, I don't know if they're gonna go squid frost.

[Kurt Metzger]

So it's just that they needed to draw it. So because it was illegal to draw normal sexual behavior. Behavior you're creating now, deviancies, just by virtue of the law is a reflection of you as a people. Right.

[Host]

And so the repression creates the weirdness.

[Kurt Metzger]

You push it down and something pops up weird that maybe you didn't expect. So now they're. I remember seeing a couple a few years ago online, and I want to say, like, 20. 20, 19. 20, 19 years where a lot of, like, Hollywood people still live in their head where they think, like, you know, wearing a mask and you can't say no, no, you can say any. That's one good thing about Trump. I can say whatever the I want now for. I mean, luckily, because people think I'm Jewish and I get attacked anti Semitically quite a bit. I could tell the truth about Israel. Shit. You know,

[Host]

you didn't sing Imagine for all the people in the. The essential workers and stuff.

[Kurt Metzger]

Me and Kyle made the thing. Jersey Dunigan's. Imagine with Caitlyn Jenner. Putting Kyle Dunnigan and Imagine Caitlyn Jenner. Dude, this is one of the things. One of the first things we made when I started making things up and because it was such a moronic. First of all, Gal Gadot, wonderful woman.

[Host]

Yeah, that's what.

[Kurt Metzger]

Sasha Cohen with his Israeli character. Wonderful woman. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait. But Kyle Dunnigan.

[Host]

No, not Imagine Dragons.

[Kurt Metzger]

What? Imagine we should have some of this coffee. Okay, Imagine Caitlyn Jenner. Or just put Jenner.

[Host]

He has no faith in you spelling Kayla. He was like.

[Kurt Metzger]

Just skip that there. Put. That's it. Click that one. Yeah, there you go.

[Host]

All right, let's just.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, let's just enjoy some commercials first.

[Host]

And don't you skip this. This is two minutes of good capitalist. Hey, guys.

[Kurt Metzger]

Day seven of self quarantine. Yeah, but everything's gonna be okay because Gal Gadot sang Imagine with a bunch of celebrities. Hey, Wonder Woman. Here's what. What. I wonder why you don't shut your trap and let a real hero raise the spirits of America. Imagine there's no heaven. That's just no heaven. People are dying. That's a stupid thing to say.

[Host]

Who wrote this?

[Kurt Metzger]

I'm gonna. I'm gonna change the lyrics. Imagine there is a heaven and everybody gets to go, yeah, no hell, but below us.

[Host]

Because that's a fairy tale.

[Kurt Metzger]

You know, Imagine all the children a

[Host]

spooning in the bed with me.

[Kurt Metzger]

You may say I'm a dreamer.

[Host]

Yes, but, but, but, but last night

[Kurt Metzger]

I did have a dream we all

[Host]

went extinct like the dinosaurs. Well, I hope one day you join us.

[Kurt Metzger]

You know, like a weird cult.

[Host]

Nothing to kill or die for. Unless you're a rat. Then you get whacked

[Kurt Metzger]

and no religion in the world will live as one. Wait, Ill imagine there's no China Great Wall. Terrible people. So contagious. Imagine your husband literally doesn't know how to wipe his own ass.

[Host]

Megan, it's side to side, right? Did you write this? Are you in it also?

[Kurt Metzger]

I wrote it with him. Yeah, it's so fun.

[Host]

And give me all your data. The world will be if.

[Kurt Metzger]

If we. The world will be. Let's just go to Miles.

[Host]

I mean, so good. Yeah, dude, so good. So good.

[Kurt Metzger]

What a stupid thing to say. Why would they send that? And who abided by that? Like where they go RFK Christmas. Oh, wait. Oh, you know what? Here, wait, wait. Go to. I'll tell you what you should put on is Epstein episode three. That's my finest slop that I've seen. Episode three is where it really is opening up. Because that's the thing I realized all I need is one photograph, and I can animate on Grok like anything.

[Host]

It's terrifying.

[Kurt Metzger]

In fact, I don't even need a photograph. I can just tell it to make up something.

[Host]

I mean, how do you square it, though? Because so many people say that AI is bad.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, I mean, what a great way to look. What a great explanation. It wouldn't be bad except. Okay, wait, wait. We go back to. I like to hear the comforting Seinfeld theme song first was rewinded to the very beginning of this.

[Host]

Wait, is this the one we watched earlier?

[Kurt Metzger]

We did? I thought we watched the other one. Yeah.

[Host]

Drink another coffee, bro.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, I thought we watched Bill Gates.

[Host]

No, no, no, no, no. I know we didn't. See. I saw that one before.

[Kurt Metzger]

Bill Gates. Penicillin. Eclair to roof. He gave the clap. That's a real story from the files.

[Host]

Wasn't any. Claire.

[Kurt Metzger]

No, no, not. Not something.

[Host]

That was you.

[Kurt Metzger]

That was just. I had to figure out Jean Luc Brunel.

[Host]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

I used from Parrot. AI Alan Delane's voice. Oh, that's good, because it sounded. Yeah, this one. This is the one. That's a great, great music for it. Jeff, you gotta help me. I gave Melinda the clap, and I got a roofy penicillin into her food. Bill, stop being a. Just tell her I am Bill Gates. You're welcome. You see how it loses fidelity? But not with Elon. Grock always remembers Elon.

[Host]

Yeah, it's weird, right?

[Kurt Metzger]

It is my specialty. A penny Clair. One bite and is enough to cure

[Host]

even the club Molly.

[Kurt Metzger]

You think it'll work? I promise, my friend. Your wife would have this horrible clap. No.

[Host]

Hey, isn't that Melinda?

[Kurt Metzger]

Friendship or business or some kind of contact with Jeffrey Epstein in the divorce

[Host]

at all in this process? I also met Jeffrey Epstein exactly one time. He was abhorrent.

[Kurt Metzger]

He was evil personified.

[Host]

I had nightmares. Jeff, you gotta help me.

[Kurt Metzger]

Melinda found out about the eclair, and I kind of blame the whole thing on you. Hey, Bill, now that you guys are

[Host]

single, would it be cool if I

[Kurt Metzger]

asked Melinda to do my sponge bath?

[Host]

Anybody got that? One friend in the wheelchair who's still too horny.

[Kurt Metzger]

You know what he's talking about?

[Host]

You're paralyzed from the waist down. He goes.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, but not from the waist forward,

[Host]

if you know what I'm saying.

[Kurt Metzger]

Grock wrote that last.

[Host]

No, really?

[Kurt Metzger]

Kind of. It. It's not good at writing. But I heard, I heard Claude is good at it.

[Host]

That is so funny.

[Kurt Metzger]

But usually what you do is I have to like do a collage. If I just put the things it says in a different way that it probably didn't intend for me to do. And then it'll be funny that way, you know, like the. Because it. I go. So I go there, it's a sitcom set right now. I gotta have pictures of it. And you've got to put, you know, image three, whatever. They're sitting in this room. There's kind of a logic to it. But it's bizarre what it'll do sometimes. And then I'll say it's a sitcom. So then it just made a joke. So it goes, hey, we're go haves on a pizza party was just what I wrote. And she goes, what are we, 12? And I was like, that's kind of funny.

[Host]

In the pilot on accident. It's funny.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yes. I include it if it does like, like Farm to. If go on my YouTube. Farm to mouth. Farm to Mouth is a sketch I was going to do a with Kyle before he moved to New York and I moved. But it was going to be the vegetables made out of meat.

[Host]

Oh, the idea. Possible meat.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, it's impossible. Vegetables. They're meat.

[Host]

Oh, that's good.

[Kurt Metzger]

Meat based vegetables that are 3D printed.

[Host]

That's great.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. Go online channel form to mouth. It's called. Oh, there it is right there. Farm to Mouth. So I made the jingle. But you'll see a weird thing.

[Host]

There's a vegetable made out of meat. Finally.

[Kurt Metzger]

Finally.

[Host]

What took so long? Carrots Crisp green so grand from organ cells grown by hand Taste tomorrow nature's twist Farm to Mouth. You can't resist. Looks like veggies. Tastes like meat hand colored green for a veggie treat Savor the future with a secret spin Farm to mouth Dive right in.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, that's the worst one.

[Host]

It's a carrot made of pork. See the shape and color, Perfect for a fun recipe. What the fuck? You know, I'm vegan. Well, now you're normal again.

[Kurt Metzger]

Thank you.

[Host]

I feel much better

[Kurt Metzger]

because I can say by mouth it just did that. But I thought it was hysterical.

[Host]

I mean they just know gooners are just making this like yeah, this is what they normally want. We'll. We'll start.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, it's just a fake product I made because I really have sponsors.

[Host]

Like if you wanted to. If you want to show like just a normie, just regular kind of run of the mill sort of person. Some weird Hollywood. If you were like here's two videos that'll make you be like oh these people are all evil. What, what would you pull up? What would you show them?

[Kurt Metzger]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You mean something real or some. I made with it.

[Host]

Something real. So that real.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay.

[Host]

Because I have one I can go for Minnie.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay. Minnie's moose Mousa. There's a two hour version. She explains what Sinatra was all about.

[Host]

No, what was Sinatra all about?

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, he's a piece of. Or he was member of Ronan Farrow's father that he. Because he me a pharaoh.

[Host]

Right.

[Kurt Metzger]

And that's her dad and that's why the kid looks like Sinatra.

[Host]

Yeah. Get a side by side. That one is bizarre.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well it's just, it's just classic Frank Sinatra.

[Host]

Ronan Farrow.

[Kurt Metzger]

So they called him the chairman of the board. Right. Because he was cuz he was so in the Elvis documentary where. Elvis. Yeah, that. That's his dad. Now remember how Frank in the, in the mug shot is. It's for seducing a married woman.

[Host]

That's what it was for.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, but what the does that mean? He's a prostitute. So that's them giving him a. He probably was sucking dick. Really? That's Male prostitutes don't really seduce married women very much. But that's the charge for soliciting. It said another way his mother ran a speakeasy where she did abortions and trafficked women. They called her the Pin or some. The hat Pin something. Oh, dedicated Catholic too, but just doing abortions. That don't sound like a good cat. Sounds like a Satanist to me.

[Host]

Yeah. I did not know that.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. Look at old blue eyes. Oh man, look at those eyes looking up at you. Goblin.

[Host]

Go back to the Google search. Yeah, that little tab. And then go back.

[Kurt Metzger]

By the way, if you listen to stories about him, he was the biggest piece of who ever lived. He was. Nothing about him was good really. I mean if you like that kind of ring a ding do music which I never knew this.

[Host]

I never knew that. I, I. The only thing I knew is that he was like in the mob.

[Kurt Metzger]

Basically put Sammy Davis and him and Sammy Davis are with Michael Aquino in that picture.

[Host]

Remember the, the high ranking military Satanist guy.

[Kurt Metzger]

Sammy Davis. Michael Aquino. And you'll see people saying how Michael Aquino wasn't what they said. Yes, he was. He was worse. He's way worse with the, with the eyebrows. Yeah. Look at that. Yeah. Oh, there, there's lavey now I always thought Sammy Davis had converted to Judaism.

[Host]

Right.

[Kurt Metzger]

But no, it was Satanism. What? He got scared and be. I don't understand it. The story is not what they tell you. You saw the driving in cars with coffee with Seinfeld thing, with Maddie Murphy talking about. About it. Yo, put that on now. You should hear Eddie Murphy talk about. It's way better.

[Host]

What does he say? Like, roughly?

[Kurt Metzger]

He's talking about Sammy Davis went to dinner with him. He's like, you know, Satan is more powerful than God, man. All right. Pull that stuff. Yeah. And he's telling Seinfeld in the car, and they're laughing about it. And Eddie Murphy sounds creeped out, actually.

[Host]

Really?

[Kurt Metzger]

And he was like, what? What are you talking about? He goes. He kind of saw my face and backed off of it. But he just remembers Sammy Davis in the candlelight, you know? Yeah, Sammy Davis, Satan. So Michael Kino's pure evil. And he worked for, of course, the military. Why wouldn't he? But you need Seinfeld's name in there. And then videos going. Videos. Yeah. Riding in cars with Jews. There we go, Sammy. Eddie Murphy.

[Host]

That one right there.

[Kurt Metzger]

Probably. Let's see.

[Host]

Let's give it a shot.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, get to the thing.

[Host]

Yeah, Scroll a little.

[Kurt Metzger]

Is this it? Ah, come on. Get to the. Oh, come on. Oh, thank you for the dramatic retelling of it. You could get the video, dude.

[Host]

Yeah, we gotta get the video.

[Kurt Metzger]

But is that video. Oh, maybe he's playing it. Is that it?

[Host]

No, it's just a picture. Oh, Sammy Davis and that kind of. Sammy told me he worshiped the devil. We were in Dan Tanis on that

[Kurt Metzger]

restaurant with all the pictures of us. Sammy was like, you know, Satan is as powerful as God. And I was like, what the are you talking about? Why do you think there's so much anger in the world and killing and murder and I'm shaking. And he saw my reaction to it and he kind of mic it up on it.

[Host]

And he was like, the.

[Kurt Metzger]

Dan Tanner is darkness and the candles on the table.

[Host]

Sammy's face above.

[Kurt Metzger]

Thanks for the music. Louder than what he's saying, by the way, great job.

[Host]

I can pick it up. I mean, maybe we'll put the. The actual.

[Kurt Metzger]

It's a funny. Because you got to see it with I hate, by the way, people videos. Don't put your dramatic music behind the thing to tell me how to feel. That's one form of occultism I don't appreciate.

[Host]

Yeah, yeah. That. That's predictive programming.

[Kurt Metzger]

That's them. That's what I'm Talking about with magic. Just that gay of you take a thing. Just let me see the thing without you. Dude. Tik Tok I Everybody uses the same spooky music. I guess they provide with Tik tok or something.

[Host]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They can just tell like oh, you're doing something creepy.

[Kurt Metzger]

Dude, I hate when people put. And half the time people have the shittiest taste in music. They put.

[Host]

Yeah, I mean it's just a. That's a bizarre clip.

[Kurt Metzger]

Dude. There's tons of them. We just saw Rob Reiner kissing his boy on the lips.

[Host]

The weirdest one to me is Bob Dylan.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well. Oh yeah. The chief of the world, right? That one where the secret chief.

[Host]

You've seen this one? Crisos you got to pull aside.

[Kurt Metzger]

Just search Bradley made a deal with the dev. With the devil.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Bob. What about the guy from three six Mafia? Crunchy Black. I met the devil. You never seen the interview with Vlad? Well, he wasn't a big guy. The devil. Crunchy Black. I saw Crunchy Black say that he also has gotten people assign their soul to Satan. So he'll be okay because he trades souls to Satan. So he. He's saying this like pretty matter of fact. And I'm like okay, you believe in that shit to that degree. Right. But you think that that will work.

[Host]

Bizarre.

[Kurt Metzger]

If you think these things are real, why would that be a way to get it? You'd be fine if you do that. You think that's the thing that would work.

[Host]

The devil's above like renegotiating on the deal.

[Kurt Metzger]

Like were you going to heaven? Oh, I heard you trick those other people. Yeah.

[Host]

Guys be like, there's one thing God

[Kurt Metzger]

loves is people that trick other people to go into hell.

[Host]

A deal. A deal's a deal. Yeah, that's just what it is.

[Kurt Metzger]

I mean just unbelievable. The shit that comes out of people's mouths. And you're like. And they're casual about it. But that's why it's not comic book ish. It's normal. All the normal shit. What's fucked up? Yeah, your baseball is fucked up. Dude. It's boring for a reason.

[Host]

Baseball?

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. There's. They run a Masonic compass a good dates back to ancient Egypt. The first day of spring equinox. The pharaoh would play with a almost exact proportions baton ball. When baseball was first invented. I don't remember the guy's name, but Spalding the guy at the ball the guy made. He took them on a tour of the world to popularize baseball. Okay. England, India, another country that to this day are not into baseball. And then Egypt, they played a game on the first day of spring with the pyramids as bases. Did you know you could use the pyramids as basis in a promotional ball game?

[Host]

What?

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. No. Ty Cobb was real. Albert Pike Mason. Huh.

[Host]

That's wild. Hall of Famers. Ty Cobb, Cy Young.

[Kurt Metzger]

Now you know the first third party in America. What it was called the anti Masonic party.

[Host]

No way.

[Kurt Metzger]

That's how far back the feeling being in a secret fraternity and might be a problem goes back a long way. And. And so imagine that. Not libertarian. Not. It's called the. This group party. The Freemasons. You.

[Host]

Whoa.

[Kurt Metzger]

Because they were a problem. Don't forget Joseph Smith, who tried to take over America before he died. Remember he was about to take over America. Yeah.

[Host]

He ran for president.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. And he had an army and he just re warmed over freemason from the nine. From the heritage grip of nine. Yeah. That's the origin of free. I believe it 100. Because that nine. The nine. You'll hear that in all kinds of. Especially you look at. You're gonna hear people bring up the nine.

[Host]

What's up guys? We're gonna take a break real quick because I gotta ask you a question. Are you the type of person that just wakes up in the morning and immediately like hits your vape or gets a coffee or throws in a pouch because you just want to feel anything at all? Like you just throughout the day, you're like, okay, coffee pouch. Coffee pouch. Vape. Coffee pouch. I mean, to be honest with you, that was me. Like, I was just going from cold brew to pouch to cold brew to pouch all day. And my heart felt like it was going to explode. Like I was just like felt strung out like all day. Truly. I was like, just kind of anxious and I didn't even know why. And I was trying to like eat clean. I was lifting weights. Meanwhile, I was also chemically nuking my nervous system. And that's why I started these ultra patches. I'll be honest with you, I found these on my own. And then I reached out to the company. I was like, hey, I would love to work with you guys because I love what you guys do. Ultra is amazing because it's nicotine free and caffeine free and it still gives you that focus and energy. It's really the best. Like, I'm like, okay, there's no nicotine or caffeine. I was like, well, what is it? Well, basically they partnered with neuroscientists to put together a Blend of like nootropics and adaptogens to actually help you focus and get energized and kind of, you know, help with that oral fixation. No Diddy without like the jittery crash. So it's got like L theanine, infinity PX alpha, GPC, vitamins B6 and B12. And I'll be honest, they taste great, they make you feel great. And I don't know if it's just me or what, but like, I truly feel like I'm more locked in when I'm taking them and there's no crash. And the craziest thing is that, you know, sometimes I'll still use nicotine. It just helps me cut back and I feel way better. And now caffeine and nicotine are going to wreck your resting heart rate. It's going to make you feel anxious if you're taking them all the time. And on top of that it's going to destroy your sleep. So that was my biggest issues. I felt cracked out, I felt anxious and I wasn't sleeping that good. But ever since I've been taking Ultra, I'm still getting that same little kick. I'm getting that thing to do throughout the day and I just feel better in general. Ultra is absolutely amazing. And if you're interested in checking them out, I have great news. You're going to go to take ultra.com, that's t a k e ultra.com, and you're going to use the promo code camp and you're going to get 15% off when you use that code. That's take ultra.com and use a code camp for 15% off. And when you check out, they're going to ask where you heard about Ultra. Just please tell them that we sent you over at Camp CAG and it really helps us out a lot. Thank you guys so much. Feel better, sleep better, get less anxious, but stay locked in. Now let's get back to the show.

[Kurt Metzger]

They all go back the same thing. So Mormies, that's Kabbalah, Freemason, right? You got your, I don't know, take your pick of them. They all trace back to one thing and the worst, Christians. Now they're not Christians, they're Luciferians. Is the. The ones that are working at tpus

[Host]

Ancient, the American Evangelicals.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yo, that's a psyop since way back. I mean it's now Seven Mountains. Dominionism you probably have heard of, right? No, nar, the New Apostolic Reformation, all the faith leaders, they're called, that met with Trump Trump meets with faith leaders and I'll show you some of these pieces of shit you. They're on tv. Joyce something. Joyce Myers.

[Host]

Oh, is that his.

[Kurt Metzger]

Remember prosperity gospel?

[Host]

Yeah, of course.

[Kurt Metzger]

Which is like pure devil worship. That was. But if you're poor, it's. It's.

[Host]

If you give us money, you'll get money.

[Kurt Metzger]

That's what I'm saying. Most people are saying this. It's de facto. You're. You're. If you're worldly and belong to the world, that's a Satanist. And you worship yourself and you want to be rich and material. That's Satanism. That's what it is. It's not. You had to put on a robe in the. But you can do that. And they do. The sigil magic thing is like, practiced by a lot of people. Yeah. Trump Post nations pastors. Okay. Every single one of these is the lowest scumbag that's ever cursed this earth. Every single one of these pieces of human. Especially this Joyce. So all that evil prosperity gospel, all that occultic magic bullshit that comes out of this group. Do you know who exploded evangelical? The. The shitbag kind we have, especially that IHOP International House of Prayer in Kansas City. The guy turned out to be a pedo. Big surprise. Mike something. But what a surprise. Well, I don't want to blow your mind with anything but that. You know who brought that over originally? The Kardashians. What, the family of the Kardashians? Yeah. In the 40s, you know, there's all this kind of evangelical faith healer. So basically, they start out. There's a guy's channel, he's an Xnar guy, and I don't know his name, but you find him probably easy because he really gets into this history. But there's a guy named Avoc Hagobian who's an Armenian, like, faith healer that looked like Jesus that came over around the fort. They all went to Palm Springs. And what had been happening with faith healers is they went from doing their jump rope with snakes routine because they kept getting bit. They kept getting bit by snakes doing that. So they needed better tricks. So back then they had a kid that would levitate, like David Blaine. They did magic tricks and they needed new tricks. And anyway, this guy got imported, this Armenian Christian. If you put aov, avoc, H, A G O, B I A N, avocado. Okay, let's see Avoc the healer. Go to videos, though, dude, because I want to show you this guy's channel and I want to get him. Oh, there well, go down, go down, go down, go down. Hold on. Leaving the message. I think that's the guy. I think that's his channel.

[Host]

Who is that guy?

[Kurt Metzger]

He used to be in this nar International prayer. They're the ones that are saying we have to like militarily conquer the world and make it Christian.

[Host]

Oh, gosh.

[Kurt Metzger]

The seven Dominions, full spectrum dominance. You call in the military, the mountain of entertainment, of education. We must come. That's pure Luciferian. None of that is biblical. Anyway, I think this guy's channel. But you can find. But basically this is what I found out about the. The Kardashians being responsible for most of the evangelical. William Branham who came down through Canada, who was a piece of human, he anointed all these other pieces of. And that's why you have Christianity with those fake Christians. Touching trump like that while he does devil. That's why. Yeah, the Kardashians.

[Host]

That is wild.

[Kurt Metzger]

You know the mom. The momager one. What's her name? Chris. Yeah, like her husband. That was his, right, Rob? Yeah. And so that family's like plugged in since. That's why probably they have a checkerboard club 33 Masonic floor in their house. You could see they have the checkerboard floor. Yeah, well, they say they're witches, by the way. That's why I say it's like Gwyneth Paltrow kind of it. They go, oh, well, I'm a witch. They all talk about it openly.

[Host]

Do you believe in demon possession?

[Kurt Metzger]

Sure, why not? Well, let's say it's just like. Let's say that I just tortured you so bad as a child and told you you were possessed by a demon. And I did that voodoo where I go, and I have your heart in this jar and. And this stone is your heart. Don't lose it. Or you have no soul. And then I steal from you. Oh, you know, mind tricks. Maybe I give you that. That. That Colombian hookers put on their nipples that makes you forget what you did and you'll do whatever I say. Go to your bank account and empty it out for me.

[Host]

No way.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, you know about that. I've never heard of scallopine. Not scallopini. That's a pasta something. Scout something. Some scalloping comes from a plant that. Sodium something something comes from like something Trumpet plant.

[Host]

Oh, yeah, that was even in there. And that was in the Epstein files. He was like, hey, how do we grow this scope? Scopolamine over.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, so scopolamine. And you've heard of it in other things. And in Voodoo Voton, it was very popular. There's that. The Serpent and the Rainbow. Bill Pullman's in that.

[Host]

Scapalamine is an anticholinegenic medication used primarily to prevent nausea and vomiting. And it's often transdermal.

[Kurt Metzger]

I can't believe that there's.

[Host]

Scroll down. Side effects include dry mouth, drowsiness, dizziness.

[Kurt Metzger]

They're not telling you what it's used for, mostly by hookers.

[Host]

And disorientation or memory issues. So one of the side effects is memory issues.

[Kurt Metzger]

Rest assured, don't use it. You know, when. When they tell you about MK Ultra, they usually are like, they gave everyone acid and didn't tell them yet. No, they didn't stop at acid, by the way. Acid wasn't the thing that did that. You know the Altamont, the Rolling Stones concert where the guy gets stabbed by the Hell's Angels?

[Host]

No.

[Kurt Metzger]

You've heard of Altamont? Nobody ever heard anything. Okay. And the cable guy, Jim Carrey says it when he's doing karaoke. So it was largely called the end of the hippie era. Altamont, that concert. Rolling Stones hired the Hell's Angels to be the security. It got weird and violent. Now, they always tell you how this, that and Charles Manson are the end of the hippie era because that's the end of that op. The hippie era is an operation. That's why all the famous hippies are elite bloodlines and Air Force sons and Daughters.

[Host]

Morrison.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, Jim Morrison.

[Host]

Oh, damn it. All right, well, Manson. Are you with me? That one was Manson.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, Manson. The William Brad Random school that trickles down and. And that later feeds into Process Church was connected to Scientology. Manson is from Process Church. Do you see Machete? The guy, Jenny Trejo talk about being in prison with Manson?

[Host]

Oh, I saw, but I didn't see the clip.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay, here's how good hypnosis could work if you're a type that could be hypnotized. They let him. He said, there's this little guy goes. And you gotta hear how Danny Treya tells a story because he doesn't make it bigger. But what he's saying is crazy. But he's saying he's like, no, he's like this little guy. He wasn't like a big, you know, scary. Nothing scary about him. He had a rope for a belt because he was like a loser. And these him. So Danny Trail and these two other guys were like, killers let him sleep outside their cell. Not in the cell, but that way he Wouldn't get with as much anyway, he could hit. And in exchange, he would hypnotize him to be high from heroin because they had been heroin addicts. So it's three of them. Okay. He said Manson hypnotized each one of them. He goes, both of them got high off heroin and one friend started throwing up like he just did heroin. The other guy, he was putting in the trance, didn't get high and woke up out of it while in the middle. Why? Because he had never done heroin. So his body didn't know how to feel on heroin. All I'm doing with hypnosis is inducing the thing I want out of your butt. So if you've done heroin, the point of story is it's possible for a heroin addict to be hypnotized to feel high from heroin because their body has been in that state.

[Host]

Whoa, okay.

[Kurt Metzger]

But it wouldn't work on the other guy because he had never. He has nothing, no frame of reference. So he has no idea. So something that's in you, you can have it hypnotized out of you. So let's say you've been horrifically abused as a child and shattered early. And I use hypnosis on you to make you pop off. Like that Dupont guy that killed that Mark Ruffalo wrestler in the movie. You know, Steve Carell played him, Right. I believe Jay Parker 100%. When I'm on my show, I got to touch him. His guy's number. You can touch him about it because he talks about his mother being the one who used one of them. She said a high speed hand spinner hired by other dupont. Duponts are legendary for being creeps, by the way. You know about Duponts? Yeah. If you're from Pennsylvania or that Air Delaware, all that. The store. Because people work for them at things.

[Host]

This is like the big national, like, shipping company or like whatever.

[Kurt Metzger]

The chemical company.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

The plastics and that. But. But they're famously inbred family. Oh, yeah. And so the lore people from around there, when I went to Art Institute of Philadelphia, everybody was from like those areas. We had like. Like, it's almost like a campfire. Tales about the freaks that are in the Dupont family from being inbred. Like, whoa. You know, it's a. That's a devil family. That's a eugenics Satan family. That's what. Why. That's why I'm. Again, Satan is a catch. I'm not saying they're like, we love Satan, but I'm saying that's what it is. Satan is about eugenics, self worship, all the things that are American, right? Looks maxing.

[Host]

Yes, exactly.

[Kurt Metzger]

It's about looks maxing. I've been doing it. I've been hitting my face with a hammer. Can you tell?

[Host]

You look amazing, dude.

[Kurt Metzger]

I've been really every day sticking with it. Smashing my own face with a hammer. And my meth regimen, of course.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

The coffee helps, but the meth. Oh. To keep my figure down.

[Host]

You're a real baby.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, I wish an alligator would with me. I'll molest out. You know, Florida. They tell you camp molest alligators. I shoot them in their face. Look, smack.

[Host]

Dump a clip in it.

[Kurt Metzger]

I dump a full clip in a drone or an alligator. I don't give a dude because I look smacks. So high speed tip. Put a Sirhan Sirhan thing in his head to go pop off eventually. It doesn't have to be a specific way. They didn't go, you're gonna kill this wrestler one day. But they plant. They plant the thing in your head for a later date. Post hypnotic suggestion. A lot of people, doctor what's her name? Julianne Engel was on jimmy door talking about how when she had been put through that and she's suing people in Canada are suing right now for MK Ultra stuff. Whoa. But she like accidentally started doing like a mission to Russia from an old hypnotic suggestion when she was somewhere. She goes like she walked in things like, wait, what am I doing? Because she had been programmed to do that.

[Host]

That is bizarre.

[Kurt Metzger]

By old ex Nazis. You know who else was programmed by ex. By Nazi. Not ex Nazis, but Nazis. The ones we saved. America's. You know, the best country that won World War II brought. And what was the prize? A whole shitload of child abusing Nazis, including Mengele. We bring over here, right? The OSS merges. It's not taking a few Nazis. The ss, Otto Scorsese's fucking psychopath crew and our psychopath group merged, okay? A nice equal merger. We put a Nazi in charge of West Germany because Nazis are bad. But commies are bad, toad. We have to work with the Nazis. As the great Churchill said, we fought the wrong country. We should have stuck with the Nazis and fought the Russians. That was Winston Churchill.

[Host]

Really?

[Kurt Metzger]

He's a piece of. Winston Churchill was a piece of. All the great British people you ever heard of were pieces of human to all the royalty.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yo, you think Prince Andrew's the bad one? What about. What about King Charles?

[Host]

Jimmy Seville was. He was cool.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, he was good. He Gave great marriage counseling to Prince Charles. He gave Prince Charles. I want to say this again. Marriage counseling that Prince Charles wrote him a nice card about that still exists to this day. Yeah. Jimmy Savile, the unmarried guy who. Dead bodies.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Was kind enough to cancel King Charles. Prince Charles then on his marriage. And then Princess Diana was dead. She died because Prince Philip didn't want, quote, a wog. That's some kind of racial term for. I guess. I don't know their racist terms. It sounds silly to me, but it's like. I guess Indian or Pakistan, whatever is like, not British white.

[Host]

Right.

[Kurt Metzger]

I don't know what it means. Maybe it's very offensive. I don't care. You. I'm trying to tell a story.

[Host]

I mean, what is it? What is a. What is that word?

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, in this case, it meant Dodi Fayed's kid that she had. You know, they don't want just, you know, the Queen didn't want any Israel people around her. I don't mean Jews. I mean people from, like. You can't trust them. Israel. They're gonna put spy in your.

[Host]

It's a highly offensive slur.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, my goodness.

[Host]

Oh, goodness.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. Is this bad as goy? It's the same amount of letters.

[Host]

Yeah, it's very similar.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, highly. See how offensive goy is? I bet it's not even in the same. Yeah.

[Host]

Can we get it?

[Kurt Metzger]

That means cattle. That means cattle.

[Host]

Well, they always say to me, it means the nations.

[Kurt Metzger]

It means cattle. Or shafir did a great special called. It's one of the fun. I think this is funny. Special.

[Host]

Yeah, it's great.

[Kurt Metzger]

He went to yeshiva and he explains what it means. It's not good Hebrew.

[Host]

Yiddish term meaning nation or people.

[Kurt Metzger]

It's technically neutral. Not ain't. No, it ain't. They're saying you're not a human. You make a golem out of a goy. I mean, the word's not etymologically derived, but it's. That's what it is. It's made of clay. You mean a person who's a non Jew, So they don't have a human soul. As the great fucking Chabad. What's the fucking scumbag who ran Chabad? That. He's right. Reverend Sun. Young moon of Jews. What's his name? Ben Shapiro is a big fan of him. He didn't like Schneerson. Schneerson. Shearson's big quote about how you don't have a soul. You know, your soul's different. You know, real racist Nazi if you think real Austria, Nazi. Right. And by the way, the racial breakdown in Israel is up. The Ashkenazis are white supremacists. You know what they did to the Mizrahi Jews who were actually from there? Yeah, they did Indian reservation to them with their. They took their kids and beat them till they spoke the new fake language that. Yo. I was told that was a dead language. They resurrected he. No, it wasn't. They all spoke Aramaic. They were trying to marginalize the people that already lived there. So that's where that story about resurrecting a dead language came from. That was a calculated move by atheists. Those Jews were atheists that founded it. They didn't like these crazy right wing red heer ones. They've since taken over. But you know, a kibbutz is a communist thing, remember? Right. Even though they hate communism. We pay for their fucking health. You don't have health care. Well, maybe you do, but I'm saying

[Host]

I don't have health care.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, well, we pay for Israel's and Ukraine's and everybody else's. We'll pay for anybody's but yours.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Is that good? Maybe it's bad to talk about it. Anyway, always a neutral term. Don't feel that's wild. So wait, look at what they said about the other word wong. It's highly offensive. But this three letter word words, awesome. It's fine. It could mean something bad, but it's context dependent, so. That's because Wikipedia is run by intel agencies. It has been for some time. The one guy who created Larry Sanger. Yeah.

[Host]

He goes off about it.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. And he's right. The person who's mad and they're crazy and they're yelling about the thing they were in. That's who's probably right. Nine times out of ten. No, I think establish is probably good. They're just disgruntled. Yeah, well why are they disgruntled? Probably Rob Reiner's kids. A spoiled brat. That's why he gets all the fucking dad kisses that I never got. I'd have to make the first move on my dad because he's toxic, you know, with his macho kid. Kiss your son on the lips.

[Host]

So running it back, Saville said wrote marriage advice.

[Kurt Metzger]

Lord Mountbatten and Prince Charles had special black berets made. There's no unit in the military that has black berets in England. But they each had because they would hang out so much together. Lord Mountbatten, the famous pederast that the IRA blew Up. Up. The IRA knew he's a better ass. They blew up the. I think he had some kid boy there he was doing something to. That died with him. Yeah. They all got intel on who's a diddler, by the way. How could you ever be in government unless you were. Let's say Trump didn't do the things the other people did, which I know there's actually idiots who are going to cling to that.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Do you think that's better? If he didn't, you think that absolves him in any way? That means he's worse than a stinking pedo because he's protecting them instead of. So you're not one of them, but you're protecting them over us. You fucking traitor. Fuck you. Yo, if you're hiding the names. If you are. I didn't know this, but those redactions, I didn't understand why they didn't just Xerox copy one blacked out page a thousand times instead of taking the time to badly go through it. It doesn't make any sense. Why? It's a big fuck you to everyone that lives here. Go do something about it. That's what they're saying when they hand you that. But why bother with the work of individually going through the lines since you're not gonna tell me anyway? Well, here's why the government shutdown happened. I found this out at Arlington Drafthouse because I made a dumb joke. A lot of my dumb jokes. A lot of people's dumb jokes are turning out to be true. It's really upsetting. But I go, thanks for coming. I know guys had a hard day redacting Epstein files all day. And like four people laughed, like really hard at it because they did. Because they were. Because that's their. The government. Shut DCs. Everybody works with fucking government. That's the industry. That's the factory you work at the government. The show is shut down. Mike Johnson, the gay fucking Louisiana senator who's covering Epstein because he's gay too. He's obviously. He's on Grindr. That came out a while ago. He didn't want. Why are they shutting the government down? Because Massie and that one vote, made a law that they have to release the Epstein files. So that's what the shutdown's about. You hear neither side going on and on about it.

[Host]

They were actually. The people that redacted were at your show.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yes. Dc, that is wild. But. So there's no job. So now I could pick up work redacting Epstein files. Right. The machinery has to keep running. Even the government shut down. It's like the factory closing. The only factory in town closing for D.C. so. Because I had no concept of the level of bureaucratic horseshit of America and D.C. until that moment. Yeah. And. But then it. I was like, okay, well, do you redact your eyeballs because you saw what was on it?

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

And if you sat there and looked at it. So there's a bunch of that live in D.C. that are not high level. They got like, almost public notary side work redacting Epstein files. And they saw the. That they blacked out for you. And I'd like to ask those people, why are you not burning down the entire town when you see that? Because it enrages me. The shit you didn't black out and the shit you forgot to blackout. Or you did it wrong and somebody uncovered it with a program. But you sat there and looked at the names of the people and you're cool with it. You must be the scum of the earth. You must be a fucking piece of shit. Fuck everyone involved, dude. Fuck all of them. Please pay me, Russia. Look how good I am. Look how good I am.

[Host]

Who are the good guys, Kurt?

[Kurt Metzger]

The good. What the fuck are you talking about?

[Host]

Is there one good guy? Is there one person? I can just.

[Kurt Metzger]

None of them work in your government.

[Host]

Well, not in the government. I know.

[Kurt Metzger]

Rather than proclaiming the identity of good and bad, how about you just look at their actions and don't worry about what they tell you since we've established you can't rely on that. So, Thomas Massie, why do people not like him? I can't imagine what. The only guy that did the right thing with this. He's the bad guy. Are you. Are you stupid? Are you a fucking Israel shill? Or you're like, shilling and don't know it? Because you're stupid? You watch fucking retard Fox or cnn. You know what stupid people? This. What the is a faith leader. The is that. It's a thought leader. What is that?

[Host]

Later co leader. Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, yeah. Yes, that's exactly right. That's. That's what the. The. There's one scam. It's like a freemason pyramid scheme. That's why that. Pyramids on a dollar. It's our national scheme.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

A pyramid is a generational project. Okay? That's why they love it so much. He's. Well, they think they came from Atlantis, by the way. All the people that pay for the science, the shitty climate science that tell you to trust the experts. Those fucking experts. Their expertise is being directly paid for by the Rockefeller foundation or the whatever evil rich Luciferian foundation. So I'd like to know how if you're gonna be snotty about your fucking science. You only exist because a freak who thinks they lived in Atlantis, a freak who thinks they are bloodline comes from Atlantis. Is paying for you to research what they want you to research. You don't know that. No, because academia trains you to focus on your lane, right? You focus on. I just know about Flint based tool making. I don't know about elongated skulls. I don't look at that. That's on my department. I'm not an expert. I'm an expert in Flint made tools.

[Host]

It drives me crazy, dude.

[Kurt Metzger]

But the reason the university system is set up so that you focus on one thing, like you're autistic. Now we've made autistic people genetically, thank God. So they'll just naturally do it now, right? Never constellate these things together like I'm doing. Because I got a huge taint. These kids, taints can't comprehend what what I'm laying down. I got an old school taint. Let it be known. So they want everybody to focus on their one department, right? And then one of the authorities, your betters, will assemble all of you. And they will have each one of you. You Flint guy. What do you know about Flint tools? Because I'm working on something else you're not allowed to know about. But what do you know about it? And that's what you've been trained for. It's almost like CIA.

[Host]

It's like. Yeah, you do this going back to

[Kurt Metzger]

kindergarten got from Prussia. Kindergarten is to separate you early from mommy. So the state can get its dick in your subconscious mind and make you a killer. Because they found out 70 of people don't pull the trigger in war. And in Vietnam that was a problem.

[Host]

That's a big problem.

[Kurt Metzger]

Missing on purpose. Because contrary to what like the Star Trek pervert and all the other science fiction perverts and all the science perverts, Epstein island say no. Humans aren't warlike. Certain groups of psychopaths are like that. And then they do elaborate occultic rituals to trick other people into doing their bag bidding. But every time, as soon as you hear some like scolding from an alien story, you know, somebody gets kidnapped and by an alien. Space is what it is. Let's call it what it is. Not probing. You wouldn't call it probing if a Puerto Rican did it to you, right? So they. So let me get this straight. They harvest your semen and then they give you a lecture? You humans need to stop polluting. Did you just. Why are you talking? Oh, you are. Oh, nuclear weapons are bad. Thanks alien. Thanks the nine. Hey, thanks spacemen. You must be advanced to stick your finger in my asshole and then tell me nukes are bad. I'm a farmer, by the way. You know, we have a president whose asshole you could finger and tell him that since he kind of controls that and I don't. Is that weird? They go to people have no control and then run a guilt trip on them, just the way the oligarchs do now. Until humanity stops with their warmongering asshole. Everyone voted that voted for Trump, wanted no more of them wars unless they were an Israel piece of shit and wanted him to go do what he's doing. So that's the Adelson bitch, right? But all the normal people who have to be ground up in the meat grinder, they didn't want that anymore because we always lose and it sucks. So. So no, most people aren't into war. Just a real fucking parasite. Class of royals are. That's the parasite. Well, who's the bloodlines? Well, you see them all the time. They're royalty, aren't they? Who do you view as royalty? There they are. There they are.

[Host]

The alien point is so good.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, well, it was a fucking blue beam. You've heard of.

[Host]

Yeah, Project Bluebeam.

[Kurt Metzger]

It's not a fake alien invasion. It's a fake religious event. That could be an alien invasion, but it doesn't have to be. They were going to have like the Virgin Mary appear of a Cuba or something. They had all kinds of versions, but I think this is what I think they went with. I think they pivoted on that one and they did climate change instead. Because climate change is the thing where you're supposed to think as a human. You don't even belong on the earth. We probably even came from Mars and not even Earth, right?

[Host]

Yeah, there's an astronaut.

[Kurt Metzger]

I bet you we actually are from another planet and we don't even. Because don't you notice how we don't belong here? You get that drivel that people that are supposedly smart say, no one has

[Host]

rights on stolen land. All right?

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. And we stole it. Only animals are. And. And like Rousseau and the other illuminous wanted to make man back to their primitive state. And in their mind the primitive state is a hermaphrodite. Because in Kabbalah Adam. Kadmon was Adam before. So the rib story. I'm not sure what's true with this or not. If it might be true, it might not be. I'm not exactly sure. But a lot of scholars will tell you Eve was not a rib. Eve was half of Adam. God broke him in half like a popsicle on the counter and made separate sexes because they were too powerful as one creature. It's a. In the plot of Hancock with Will Smith. That's occultic. Remember they get together and the two palace have to be separate or some dumb. Yeah, that's Kabbalah. Any writer of something is going to be looking at what I'm looking at because I'm a writer. So I just want to find. That's not boring. That I haven't heard before.

[Host]

This is the most interesting ever.

[Kurt Metzger]

That's right. So. So it was more of a 5050 but the story goes the Catholic church wanted to diminish the sacred feminine. Blah blah blah. Anyway, that's what the. That's why. Why do you think Bad Bunny has that. The rebus on his chest? The two headed creature that's both male and female.

[Host]

I've never seen that.

[Kurt Metzger]

Or it's on his belly. Yeah. Bad Bunny. Oh, Bad bunny is slang for adrenochrome by the way.

[Host]

No.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, one of the words white rabbit the molecule looks like rabbit ears. Don't get hung up on adrenochrome. That's just one thing they get out of you. They use every part of the buffalo. The thing to find out about is Ormus. The most sought after I was told.

[Host]

What's that?

[Kurt Metzger]

Well you find online it's monoatomic gold. But that ain't what Ormus is. Ormus, all caps. Ormus is monotonic gold with juiced pineal gland, pituitary gland and human. Human lung tissue. Then they do jack parson wiener magic over it. Whatever alchemical and it makes you live a long time and makes you more psychic. And a bunch of generational funeral home families real the ones that are affiliated with like the city of London. Okay. Put in Astrogenetics. Astrogenetics is a new age book from this 70. Can't find a picture of this guy nowhere. It was written by Edmund Van Dusen. He wrote one book in 1970 about how astrology affects genetics. Real, real Nazi crazy shit about using the stars to understand how twins are affected and merging science. Because that's what by the way, astrology. And I'm not talking about the astrology. Some dumb girl you know, does. I'm talking about the real kind. Oh, Joseph P. Farrell said this. I bet he's right. This is the ones done by Sumer over thousands of years. All these. If you're doing this over thousands of years, you're starting to get a statistical science. Now of course they're not going to give you the real one, but I'm sure you've seen Hamilton Pharmacopia talking about that thing where the CIA was giving world leaders these computers that do astrology to give them readings that would make them think they should do we want them to do. No. Yeah, you find it on Danny Jones, the guy Hamilton was talking about it and he was saying it like it's far fetched. It's not far fetched exactly what they did. These rich make war on each other with astro with their birth dates. That's why you gotta fake birth dates. And they do that cult where they switch kids around and you know, because they're always at war. The story of Jesus, what's happening? Three Persian magicians, magi are being guided by a star. Probably some kind of demon if because not. They're not there to be. They're there to tell Herod where Herod has killed all the male children because his astrologers told him the Messiah is going to his up. Casper Hauser, dark journalist, talks about him the Y files Gino. And well, Gino's the fetch. But his brother's the guy. Casper Hauser. There's a statute of him and I don't know if it's Holland or one of them wooden shoe countries. And Casper Houser is a guy who comes stumbling out into town who's like I'm this noble Casper Houser or he's a prince or something. Somebody had read some astrological chart and thought he was going to be a problem. So they kept him under the stairs in a crawl space till he's 17. Like Harry Potter. In fact, I bet J.K. rowling has heard that story is my guess. Just guessing. But I bet because he's a veritable Harry Potter, right? So then he comes out and so then in the Y files version they go, no one knows of this day. And then they show you this. Well, they built a statue to him, so I bet he was. There's a statue to him. Oh, just a really wacky story. They use astrology as warfare on each other. Ronald Reagan, big astrologist. Hillary Clinton is big. And remember she channeled Eleanor Roosevelt in the White House to get, I don't know, lesbian tips or something. Something. There you go.

[Host]

What do you think's happening with the astrology? What are they talking to?

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, these are people that trace their bloodline to the serpent race. They call it. That's the Freemason. Say they're from. It's the sons of Cain. So it's some douchebag story. I think it's from the Talmud too. Or some horeshit about how Nahash, the serpent which is not Satan. Nahash is the serpent that tricked. Now what does that mean? Nahash. There's a talking snake. No, it's probably something. Probably a reptilian or something. A seraphim. Gary Wayne has all this in his books about seraphim or a flaming serpent. So dragon. A dragon. That's what it is. But anyway, I still don't understand that story of Garden of Eden of what they're getting at. Tracy Twine had an interesting thing about. That's the first initiation into mystery School. Is it? Is Eve taking the thing? It's a trick, you know, it's like a trick, but now you're in, right? There's something to that. She's. I'm telling her research. I never heard anybody say a research. And all people I thought had something interesting to say in their research all were like oh yeah, it's crazy. Astonishing. I. I can't recommend you look in her enough. Yeah. Because she really gets to the bottom of the Templars who were of fight Gnostic serpent worshipers. Gnosticism isn't Christian, it's. It's polytheistic. But then there's a Christian version of it from polytheists and the Templars you

[Host]

think were actually here.

[Kurt Metzger]

Fights. Oh fights are fucking despicable. They worship the nahash, the serpent. Really?

[Host]

Because they all get killed by the king because he's like, oh yeah, they're spitting on the crucifix and they're.

[Kurt Metzger]

Tracy got to the bottom of that. So the story of torturing them until they confess to a false confession, that didn't happen. A bunch of them confess freely with no torture. And it's. The church issued a thing forgiving the Templars. They didn't go. The Templars are innocent. They said they forgive them. That's big difference. Why did the church not condemn them? Well, the church approved the Templars in the first place. A little embarrassing that your thing that you approved of officially turned out to be Satanist. Turned out to be despicable Satanist that worship a serpent and do every kind of foul act you could imagine from Epstein Island. It's kind of a embarrassment to the church among many. So of course they're not going to overly condemn them because they're condemning themselves, but they forgave them because a bunch of guys. It start. It's a frat that got out of hand with gay like all frats do. Okay. So at first they have to remain chased. They're like warrior Jedi priests. Right? But go to a hooker, if you got a. You know, just don't let nobody know. Then it gets a little darker. Like you got to kill the hookers. Nobody knows. Then it gets darker. Well, this is a matter of opinion. My opinion, darker. If you gotta ask one of your brothers in the order, then it gets even darker. Which is if a brother says suck my dick. You gotta do gets real no supervision of a frat. An armed frat. They're going underground to do the ceremonies. They hook up with the fucking. The Sufi mystic Muslims. I forget the Saracens. Baphomet, I've heard conflict. Baphomet is a mispronunciation of Muhammad. Baphomet is this and that. No, it's all the above. It's all of it. But Joseph Hammer Purgstahl did this great fucking research on it that had never been translated. And she got it translated and she got the Vatican issued book on the Templars so that I can put out a whole book with all the confessions and tortures that supposedly happen. All not translated. Cost ten grand, leather bound. So the information is out there, but who's going to get to see it? It's a very expensive book. Yeah, don't trust none of. Listen, if someone's like esoteric and they have a mystery for you. A. A Ron from Sea Org. You know, growing up, Scientology told me so many great things that apply to this L. Ron Hubbard used to say when you ask direct questions about what, what Scientology goes feed him a mystery sandwich. He would say so that's mystery school. But he's putting it in terms you can understand, right? You know his disgraceful military record. I don't think that it was disgraceful. I think he was intel that maybe went rogue or something. I think he got sheep dipped. And that's why they say he. He was actually Navy. Service is fake and this and that. But no, I think he's a real band. And Bannon created a lot of his larps didn't become really. They want to make the. The devotion without the religion. The religion is a problem, right? Because if you believe in the thing and I need you to pivot. How do I do it?

[Host]

You can't.

[Kurt Metzger]

I could do a trending on Twitter, though. That worked pretty well, didn't it? And with pop stars and with fucking. The Beastie Boys care about Tibet, but now they don't bring it up no more. They didn't like George W. Bush, but now they hate Trump the most. Oh, I'm doing a pivot with them because I like their songs. And they're dancing and performing.

[Host]

Mm.

[Kurt Metzger]

There's your magic. There's your fucking fucked hard magic. That makes everybody an idiot right there. So then, then my favorite was after we find out that they're pedo cannibals. What's the controversy for most people? Are you Bad Bunny or. Or Kid Rock halftime show? Which do you like better? The satanic hermaphrodite or the classic old school heterosexual? Go ahead, pick. Make your choice. Now the guy who has lyrics about fucking 15 year olds in that Chris Rock cartoon, right? Rich kid from a rich family went to Bohemian Grove. Not like Eminem 8 mile, who built a rich man's trailer park when he got big because he was rocking that aesthetic, who's from a very loaded family. And I promise you, if he went to Bohemian Grove and he's from a rich family, he's from some up.

[Host]

Wait, who is Kid Rock? Kid Rock is.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, he's a rich kid. You know that, right?

[Host]

No.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. Why don't Bill Gates always rich kid? You know that one?

[Host]

That one I know.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, I didn't. I thought that I saw that one movie. Pirates, Silicon Valley. And you know, he was the. I thought he was like a middle class kid who was a nerd. And then Steve Jobs was the cooler hippie one that was mean and you know. Right, because they made a digestible horeshit thing for me to watch that I watched. And I don't give that much of a. About Bill Gates, so that's all I cared to look into. But no, his. His grandfather's like a fixer for Rockefeller. So his mom worked for IBM. You know, the company had made as Nick Mullen got kicked off a commercial because some people ratted him out for saying IBM made machines to count Jews in World War II, which they did.

[Host]

Which I think is. That's true. Oh, wait, wait. Who kicked him off that.

[Kurt Metzger]

So people didn't like him, complained to get his ad pulled, you know, because IBM's not going to want you to say that if you're an IBM.

[Host]

He's not doing. He's not doing an ad for IBM.

[Kurt Metzger]

He had done It. He had said it years ago on a podcast. Remember how they would take. Remember how Shade did Shade?

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

So all these losers. The whole goal with all this bullshit, all the culture war, the most worthless war of all. Culture war, yeah. Is to get the generations fighting to get man versus woman, white versus black, all the fucking dialectics going at all time. Got a lot of plates spinning so that they can do the evil shit they're doing that they've already done. It's too late. You blew it. You blew it. It's. It's all. It's done. Find Jesus now. Black or white. Never Korean. That's your options. Never Korean.

[Host]

I like Korean Jesus, personally.

[Kurt Metzger]

But if he's. Yo, Jesus better never come at me. Korean. I'll make that known. A Korean Jesus? Are you shitting me? You people laugh at flat Earthers and you think that Jesus is Korean, not you. But you see what I'm saying?

[Host]

Maybe. I mean, that's disgusting. This is my body.

[Kurt Metzger]

I mean, not since the appropriation of Hamilton have I been this official.

[Host]

Offended Tastes like kimchi.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, yeah. You can't. Appropriate. But Hamilton could be a Puerto Rican. He's Dominican. He's not Puerto Rican. Come on, that's ignorant. Remember, every bourgeois you know from Brooklyn

[Host]

loves Hamilton still to this day.

[Kurt Metzger]

But they'll complain about appropriation because for some reason, women are better at holding cognitive dissonance than, like, Jordan Peterson. Let's say Jordan Peterson can't contain his cognitive dissonance. His shoots split into two different colors. So. Right. Why was he wearing them suits? Because he had to hold in his head that Israel's good because Daily y paid him 60 million. That guy had been through a lot. He got off benzos, which sucks ass. Yeah, I. I never had that problem. I had an opiate problem.

[Host]

Oh, really?

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. And the withdrawals. You'll feel like you're gonna die, but you're not. But benzos, you die. That's like alcohol withdrawal bad. Yeah, benzos are the worst. And so that's a hard thing to kick. And he was really going through it because he. By the way, every. His pronoun, whatever, controversy. Jordan Peterson was right about that. That's why he had supporters, because that stupid shit that they were pushing. I'm sure in New York, some idiot still tries to push it.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Dude, honestly, God, if you voted for Kamala, you must. I'm sure you vote. You're an idiot at this point. Who would ever vote again?

[Host]

Not me.

[Kurt Metzger]

I want to proudly tell you how I've never voted Because I never have.

[Host]

That's a privilege, though, you know?

[Kurt Metzger]

Is that. Oh, what a privilege. Is it privilege? Why? Here's the difference between voting and not voting for president. Fucking nothing, asshole. Not you, but you know what I'm saying? Oh, what's the difference between you voted for president or didn't? Not Michael. Jimmy said it. But he's right. No matter who you vote for, you get John McCain. There's only one candidate every four years is John fucking McCain, and that's who you get. They could talk all pretty with their pretty Trump whore mouth to you and say, like, we got to cut down the military in half. Remember him talking that? So the reason people voted for him is because the things he was saying, definite things he said, are the things that are good. Kamala, what did she say? She was nothing.

[Host]

Keep it the same.

[Kurt Metzger]

I didn't realize how fucked up these things were for many years, you know, because they're normal. But, like, that's the problem. All the normal shit. So there's not anybody flying on broomstick or whatever. It's. You know the meat dress that lady Goo Gol wears? What the is that? It's so crazy. It's disgusting.

[Host]

It's so wild.

[Kurt Metzger]

Dago broad wearing a meat dress. You know how smelly must smell like stripper after a hard shift at Billy's Beef and go, go. That's a very specific reference. I know, but I dated a girl that worked there, and she was like, no, you don't want to eat me out. Trust me, it's. And I go, no, I want to. And, boy, she was right. This is why I feel bad, because my reaction. I didn't say anything bad to her, but I was like. And she. I told you not to. It's my fault.

[Host]

She got you in the cookie jar work.

[Kurt Metzger]

It is. Used to keep a roll of nickels in your for. Anyway, that was on me. I was on me because I know no better. I. You know, Kurt. Oh, dude, I gotta get out of here.

[Host]

Don't blame me.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yo, you guys, this has gone completely off the rails. Yeah, this is a. Yeah, there's a good one. Oh, I didn't know if I had it in me for two podcasts, dude.

[Host]

I didn't know what I was gonna expect. I didn't know what to expect.

[Kurt Metzger]

You got a real.

[Host]

This is unbelievable. Kurt Metzger. I am. I can't believe it took this long.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, I don't live here.

[Host]

You might be guest of the year here for. For camp.

[Kurt Metzger]

I did very well with podcasts because you know, I don't give a wine. And then it's very liberating to like not want to be part of the A thing. It's very like, oh, I don't want any part of this.

[Host]

I'm still embarrassed to admit there's a little piece of me that still wants to. To be in the club. You know, I'm like, oh, I want them to like me. And to see you be like, yo, all of them, like, that's.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, you know. Hey, that's punk. I would say the last piece. I mean, punk is a construct too. The last piece of it. Yo, the punk thing is from that clothing store in who. So there's the one Ramones who are making songs, but they're trying to make pop songs, right? Then there's Johnny Rotten in them, the Sex Pistols, because there's a store called Sex and they're the of Sex. You know, the pistol. That's the slang and It's a construct. 100. I remember how he was right about Jimmy Savile. That's cool. But he's a mason too. He's another fucking Tavistock mother. They're all Tavistock dude. All that shit, Tavistock. That's why the Beatles got Crowley on the album. That's why there's two or three Paul McCartney's. Because it don't matter who's there. This is the British invasion. It's a thing to take up. Remember we used to hate England because we fought against them. He's like, France, yeah, yeah, yeah. What was that flip? Well, you surrendered in World War II, remember? That was a real slick moves they did. England was the originator of it. And they got us at Woodrow Wilson is when they brought America back in. That was Cecil Rose plan. And it worked. We go and we false flagged into a war through Woodrow Wilson. Just like all our wars. Which word do we have? A false flag. Didn't start any. Any Pearl harbor. False flag. When I say false flag, I don't mean it's fake. I mean they allowed that to happen on purpose. A hundred percent, yeah. If you think it didn't, you're a dumb. Because that's what happened. Golf of Tonkin, Vietnam. Jim Morrison's dad helmed that one. Yeah, right.

[Host]

Iraq.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. 9, 11. That's a big one. Did you know that we know Muhammad Atta and two other guys. The reason we know they're the hijackers because they found their passports in the rubble. Did you like. So how come back then when I was living here, I didn't know that detail. That's kind of a detail where if I. I don't know, maybe I heard it and I didn't have the ears to hear it, but. What did you just say? Yeah, no, we found the plane that crashed. We. You know how we didn't even find bodies of people that had wallets with ID in them. Well, we found the terrorists from the planes, of all things. Their past right there. You know the story's fake because of that alone.

[Host]

Just that I forget who had the joke, but he was like, we gotta start. Why don't we make the planes out of passports? Like that's.

[Kurt Metzger]

I never heard. That's really funny. My dumb joke was that we make all of our planes a mosque, you know, because I didn't know, you know, obviously can't blame the muzzies. It was US and Israel and Pakistan. Saudis. Not the one. The ones MBS ran out helping our friends, Dick Cheney and them. And it was a free Joaquin and Boaz. The two pillars were broken that day. It's a. It's a traumatic. Yo, that's a mass trauma based mind control. The reason I didn't ask the questions because I was in New York smelling dead bodies every day and I was traumatized like everybody else. So I. When Jason Burmes presented at the very least things that should make you not believe the narrative you were told, I couldn't hear it. Why would I be able to hear it? I go, shut up. Yeah, we got to go. Iraq, show em. So I fall for that stupid moron shit. Of course I do. I'm an idiot. Take me 20 years to snap out of that. I'm not smart. What I don't get is people now that are like, no, but this time Iran, a much bigger country that's better at fighting than Iraq. Fucking assholes.

[Host]

The weirdest 911 one is George Bush reading to the kids.

[Kurt Metzger]

That's a. That's ritual. And that's yo, bizarre. I never saw the first part where the teacher is giving the kids a language lesson before. And she says like steel, but it's spelled steel with an A instead of a steel with an E. With an eel. Yeah. And so that's why, you know, you do like a little word playing. And then she would say, each kid say it three times fast without making a mistake. Do you remember ever doing that in school? The teacher never. Yeah, that's hypnotic induction, my friend. That ain't a lesson plan. So I have not heard a good explanation for what the she was doing. But to Me, that looks like hypnotic induction.

[Host]

Even if you're the least conspiratorial person ever, you got to look at and

[Kurt Metzger]

be like, all right, then Bush had to finish reading My Pet Goat, right? Yeah. Because you got to finish the ritual.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

To the goat. You can't not see. There's a whole new reason why he finished reading the book. Bill Maher was very critical of him because he thought, I guess Bush gets in a plane like in Independence Day and fights himself. Go ahead and read the book he's got. He didn't want to scare the children more than the Satan ritual they were already doing. Bill, you fucking orgy loving black trans hooker loving fucking fucktard. You dumb shit. Bill Maher is a dumb piece of shit with tiny hands. Trump has big hands. His hands aren't little. That's a lie. It's like Napoleon. The lie about him being so short.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Because Britain still has a grudge against him to this day. You saw his movie Ridley Scott, yo, did Napoleon. That guy's mom. I've never seen a bigger smear. And I don't even give a about Napoleon. But it's a clear smear job on Napoleon.

[Host]

Yeah, yeah. They ruin him. It's like a love story.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. Because Napoleon went, you know, he. He's double crossed people like, you know, your Rothschilds and Freemasons and the Rosetta. What is the stone that in Egypt, to translate that, that they supposedly found the French Rosetta stone. Yeah, I think. I don't think that they found it there. I don't think they tripped over. I believe. Believe what Joseph Farrell says, which is he brought it there himself. They already had it and brought it there to translate because they're all fighting over this, you know, in Egypt, forget about the Great Pyramid, you know, that big excavation that. That's surrounded by military since the 60s and no one can see what's in there. When they started excavating five miles. Yeah. Nobody knows about it for some reason. El Ariane something. El Ariane is the name of it and it's a site. I'd rather see that than the pyramids. Why can't I go see that?

[Host]

What's in there?

[Kurt Metzger]

We're not allowed to know. Just Zawi Hawass, an Egyptian military, I guess, which means Israeli military, of course, because that's. Egypt's a bitch puppet of America and Israel, as always has been. So when Candace Owens talks about the Egyptian plains, just fill in Israel, assholes. That's what that means. Here we go.

[Host]

RESTRICTED ARCHAEOLOGICAL SITE NEAR Giza look what they start excavating. It's known for its unfinished northern pyramid. Excavated in the early 1900s. It has been in a restricted military zone since 64.

[Kurt Metzger]

You never hear about it, though, do you?

[Host]

What's the official story as to why it's in this military zone? Can you. Can you ask that?

[Kurt Metzger]

They just don't bring it up. When have you ever heard of it before I brought it up? Never.

[Host]

I'm sure one guy's asked Jay from

[Kurt Metzger]

Project Unity is the only reason I know about it.

[Host]

Okay.

[Kurt Metzger]

I think I thought I learned from Jay. That guy's great. Project Unity. J. Awesome guy.

[Host]

I'll check them out. This is. It says that it's restricted because the area was converted to a military base with barracks over the ancient necropolis.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, it's a trash dump. And you don't want to be near that trash. So I could see why. That it's some lie. So don't. Don't ever think that there's not some huge thing with Egypt. That's why at least people are obsessed with it. That's why Will Smith's lesbian wife wants to be Cleopatra. And her Netflix thing, Remember, Cleopatra's black. Remember that stupid shit? Cleopatra's an inbred Greek. First of all, morons, are you mad because Elizabeth Taylor was Cleopatra? That's what they're mad about. They're not thinking of anything historical. It's. Oh, don't say Elizabeth Taylor was Cleopatra. She was more. Who gives? First of all, she's a fucking eight generation inbred. Worse than a Dupont and a. Although she was a good ruler to her people overall. Like she.

[Host]

Actually, she gave a.

[Kurt Metzger]

She wasn't Egyptian, she was Greek.

[Host]

But she cared a little.

[Kurt Metzger]

She learned. Certainly better than your king in England, right? You know, all the people mad because of Muslim grooming gangs and Mossad's own Tommy Robinson, that they're always the. The fake right over there is like, oh, Tommy Robinson's in trouble. It's a Israeli psyop, dipshits. But never mind them. Why is your king allowing this? Your king. Hate your German king. Your inbred German king, who's not even British, is the reason it's like this. Why aren't you dragging him out of his fucking palace? Why are you having. What's wrong with you? Oh, you're broken with no guns. Yeah, Bill Hicks is wrong about that, about who's better guns. Australia gave their guns up after one spurg shooting. That's all it took for those punks. Well, they probably get health Care and, you know, their job. They have jobs, so it's easier to be more. But America's so cruel, though. No one will ever trust it enough to give up their guns. That's the benefit of being here. That's one thing I do appreciate, you know, the fact that America doesn't give a fuck about you. I mean, people, you know, I don't mean Americans. I mean your government. Yeah, that's the reason you can't fully have a Covid. That's why we're not all still wearing masks like idiots if you still wear a mask. Masks never worked. They never prevented Covid. They've never prevented the Spanish flu. Any nurse knows this at a hospital. And they would. Many of them would have told you that back then or just kept their mouth shut to not get fired because the psychopath in charge was saying, your job depends on saying you don't know what a woman is and also wear a mask. So Fauci was right. Every other time when he said, don't wear a mask, you know, I would say the exact opposite.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

And I guess people that like him didn't watch this, right? They're just like an expert. And I've been trained like a dumb bitch to trust experts because I'm a fucking twat. Who am I who might be, you know, everybody I know.

[Host]

You know?

[Kurt Metzger]

You know what it is? I'm like. I was like, who the fuck am I saying this to? Someone I had a conversation about this with before that I can't remember, but it made me mad. And then I want the opportunity to talk to them, even though they're not here.

[Host]

They'll see it. Don't worry. They'll see it.

[Kurt Metzger]

I don't want them to hear it come out of my mouth how even if I love, people I love are this stupid. Okay, Just so you know. Okay. So I'm just telling you. I say it with love. You are dumb cow. If you fucking thought masks work and you haven't looked into it.

[Host]

Kurt, thank you so much, brother.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, dude, this is.

[Host]

I had so much fun. This is like I'm. This is an episode I'm going to probably listen back to in order to understand.

[Kurt Metzger]

I wish my set was as good as my podcast.

[Host]

What a laser beam?