Transcript

Natasha (0:00)

Welcome back to Canal Street Dreams. It's a one verse, one episode. Me and my man talking some shit in a basement. In a basement.

Eddie (0:09)

In an Australian basement.

Natasha (0:11)

At our job.

Eddie (0:12)

Yeah, at our job.

Natasha (0:13)

At our jobs of employment. We work here.

Eddie (0:16)

Mm. How do you feel about 2026 so far?

Natasha (0:19)

I feel great. I'm so excited.

Eddie (0:22)

Same.

Natasha (0:22)

I'm so excited. Like, like the clouds I feel that have been just over me raining for a year. I feel like they stopped raining. They're still there, but like the rain stopped coming from them and they're slowly like the sun. It's very still gray, but like it's like on a really cloudy day, you, like see the sun and you're like, it's there, it's there. If it just. If the cloud moves, it's there. That's where I feel like I'm at. And I feel like in a month it's just going to be fucking Santa Tropez. Like, I'm about to be back to just like luxuriating and Leisuring and like lunching at 2pm Getting up off a Bellini at Cipriani at like 1pm on a Sunday. Like, I feel like that's. I'm about to be back.

Eddie (1:07)

Open toed footwear.

Natasha (1:09)

I feel great. Toes are gonna be out. I'm about to get like a pedicure that's just all rhinestones. And then I'm just gonna open toe foot it. Like, I'm just gonna. I don't even. I feel like popcorn are gonna get bigger. I'm gonna just be wearing low cut. Like, my ass is getting fatter. My hair is getting longer. Like, it's just.

Eddie (1:27)

I feel great bush.

Natasha (1:29)

I've never full bush all the time. I've never got bush.

Eddie (1:32)

Delicious.

Natasha (1:33)

But yeah, like, I just, I feel so good.

Eddie (1:36)

Yeah.

Natasha (1:37)

So great.

Summary

Canal Street Dreams – Episode Summary

Episode Title: Box-Eating Dinosaurs, Stephen Hawking & Krumping

Hosts: Eddie Huang and Natashia Perrotti
Release Date: January 13, 2026

Episode Overview

In this lively, unfiltered episode of Canal Street Dreams, Eddie and Natashia broadcast from an "Australian basement", riffing on everything from the optimism of 2026, fashion and culture cycles, political satire, and parenting, to topics including viral NYC rats, their favorite New York eats, serial killers, and the odd cultural aftershocks of figures like Stephen Hawking and Jeffrey Epstein. The conversation is a hilarious, intimate window into their creative and domestic life—anchored by sharp wit, New York flavor, and the easy chemistry of a couple doubling as co-hosts and parents.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Kicking Off 2026: Hope, Vibes, and Personal Resets

Natashia opens with optimism, describing her transition from a gloomy 2025 to renewed hope in 2026.
- “Like the clouds … stopped raining … the sun, it’s very still gray, but you see the sun and you’re like, it’s there.” (00:22)
Jokes about self-mottos for the new year:
- Eddie: “My motto for 2026 is, can’t be worse than 2025.” (01:38)
- Natashia: “I’m balling out of control … my motto is just like my good, my fat.” (01:53)
Both reflect on overcoming the seasonal "New York flu" and the joys of feeling healthy and rejuvenated.

2. Inauguration Fashion & Boot Economics

They riff on the recent controversy over “wifey’s” $600 inauguration boots.
- Natashia: “Biggest day of her man’s life, and she’s not going to show out in a fit?” (03:53)
- Eddie: “I would never run for office because I don’t think I would want to wear a shoe that cost less than $600 to my inauguration.” (04:24)
Humorous detours into what they'd wear:
- Shark Givenchy boots, Chrome Hearts thongs, hypothetical taxpayer shopping sprees.

3. Eric Adams, NYC Rats, and Mockumentary Gold

Eddie proposes an Eric Adams documentary:
- “Should my next doc be the Eric Adams documentary?” (06:03)
Natashia’s mother is introduced to the subculture of NYC rats, from borough divides to Adams' infamous rat comments:
- “Eric Adams ... he goes, all New Yorkers, stay inside, this is baby-making weather for the rats.” (06:35)
Mockumentary brainstorm: Terrence Howard playing “Eric Adams Supreme.”
- Natashia: “Terrence Howard just going around to people … pretending to be Eric Adams—‘Yes, the rats.’” (09:03)

4. TV Talk: I Love LA & The Joy of Shows That Don’t Take Themselves Seriously

Deep praise for the HBO comedy “I Love LA.”
- Eddie: “That show shits on everybody … it is so clear-eyed a look at LA.” (09:44)
- Natashia: “Jordan Firstman … a star has been born to the masses.” (10:14)
Discussion on how the show’s structure mirrors creative LA archetypes and why that hits so hard for both hosts.
Commentary on the balance of comedy, warmth, and “cunty” energy:
- “How did you make being cunty so warm and … inviting?” (11:04)

5. Wig Shopping, Trend Cycles & Dinosaurs

Natashia floats getting a wig, referencing Real Housewives and the transformative power of hair:
- “New wig, new girl.” (14:22)
Eddie compares a toy dinosaur’s movements to “eating box”, producing one of the episode’s most irreverent laughs. (15:03)
Retro fashion is on the horizon:
- Natashia: “I think we’re getting back into like a ratchet, skinny tight jean with a boot and like a fur.” (16:17)
Observation of a surge in real fur in NYC style:
- “I’ve never seen just gaggles of bitches out in furs like this.” (17:55)

6. The Pendulum Swings: From ‘Chic Modesty’ to Slutty Fashion

Discussion about post-2016’s “correct answers” in fashion and culture; both hosts crave a return to “fun, slutty style.”
- Eddie: “I wanted to get slutty again.” (18:32)
- Reference to Timothy Chalamet’s “wigger” phase and nostalgia for white guys crumping.
- Natashia: “The least attractive thing to me ever is seeing, like, a hot guy do that (crumping) … your penis goes away.” (20:03)

7. Predators, Cheaters, and Box Science: The Stephen Hawking Segment

Natashia muses about finding twentysomething guys attractive post-motherhood.
A wild tangent: why was Stephen Hawking on Epstein’s Island?
- Eddie: “I can understand how he ended up in this situation.” (22:30)
- Natashia quotes Shira7: “If Stephen Hawking was cheating, like, your man is cheating.” (22:57)
- Eddie: “He was born with the keyboard glued to your neck, and somehow you ended up that way with some hoes with beach drinks.” (23:52)

8. Epstein, The Culture of Impunity, & Outrage Fatigue

Bafflement at how brazen Epstein & co. were with documentation:
- Natashia: “It’s so funny to me that they … have sex with children but, like, take a million photos of it.” (24:46)
- “There was a pedophile island with the richest, most powerful people. And they were moving like we would on spring break.” (25:30)
Historical lens: “You could just be out here, like, killing people [in the ‘80s–90s] and you, like, wouldn’t get caught.” (28:50)

9. NYC True Crime, Serial Killers, and Street Reality

Rumors of a new serial killer in NYC spark reflection on urban safety, vicarious vulnerability as a mother. (29:46)
Lightly comedic exchange about being open about body hair on-air making one “vulnerable.” (30:36)

10. NYC Eats: Dream Meals, Eating Philosophy & The Joy of the Ordinary

Eddie’s Dream Winter Day:

Chocolate chip pancakes (Natashia’s homemade)
Whitefish bagels from Essa Bagel or David’s Bagels
Dim sum at Dim Sum A Go Go (duck scallion rice rolls)
Late lunch at Borgo (chicken liver toast, fava dip)
Steakhouse dinner at Keens (prime rib, mutton chop), Manhattan Up, Petee’s Pie for dessert
Sunday: Nan Shang Xiao Long Bao (soup dumplings), Dan & John’s wings while watching the game, hotpot at Da Long Yi (Canal & Bowery), Taiwanese desserts from Meat Fresh

Natashia’s Dream Day:

Cardamom latte (from Mix-in or Dunkin Donuts with pastry)
Dim sum marathon
Sukiyaki for late morning (Oh! Toya)
Japanese small bites (fried chicken, onigiri)
Decadent pasta and martinis at Via Carota
4 Charles burger for dinner, karaoke, then late-night Korean (kimchi fried rice)
Sweet Asian desserts on St. Mark’s

Key quote:

“If I want to do, like, steakhouse vibe … Wolfgang’s is such a strip-club place.” (49:16)
“At this time of year, I crave just being at a diner, just mediocre diner. … I’ll take whatever.” (50:35)

11. Parenting, Living in Murray Hill, and the Humble Diner

Musings on the charm of “regular working people” in Murray Hill; the warmth of bodega and diner culture.
Observations on pre-Instagram influencer freebie culture and how Canal Street Dreams family prefers authenticity.
Quick shoutouts to local gems: Gemini Diner, Murray Hill Diner, Sarge’s.
“I'm in on anywhere where you get a pickle.” (54:19)

12. Resolutions: Food, Fat, and Love

Eddie’s New Year’s goal: “My New Year’s resolution is that I’m just gonna stay fat. … I’d like to stay in that range.” (54:34)
Natashia’s plan: “Monday through Friday, you lock … in, and then the weekend, we throw down.” (54:45)
Family snack debates, with Eddie pilfering their child’s snacks for late-night gambling-driven munchies.

13. Relationships, Gifts, and The Valentine’s Day Redemption Arc

A comedic flashback to a disastrous Valentine’s Day trip to the Madonna Inn:
- “No bag, no jewelry, no gift to make up for it. You know what I mean?” (59:24)
Preview of Eddie’s plans for a “Big One” Valentine’s Day and birthday for Natashia this year.
Natashia’s Chinese New Year resolution: “Suck way more dick. Just dick in my mouth.” (61:38)

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

Natashia on post-2025 hope:
“Like, the clouds … stopped raining … it’s very still gray, but you see the sun and you’re like, it’s there.” (00:22)
Eddie on political priorities:
“I would never run for office because I don’t think I would want to wear a shoe that cost less than $600 to my inauguration.” (04:24)
On NYC rat subcultures:
“There’s rats … and how they don’t fuck with each other and how midtown Murray Hill is … a different breed of rat.” (06:09)
Jordan Firstman praise:
“How did you make being cunty so warm and so lovable and incredible and inviting?” (11:04)
On crumping:
“The least attractive thing to me ever is seeing, like, a hot guy do that (crumping) … your penis goes away.” – Natashia (20:03)
On Stephen Hawking:
“He was born with the keyboard glued to your neck, and somehow you ended up that way with some hoes with beach drinks.” – Eddie (23:52)
Vulnerability and bush:
“You’re on the Internet telling people you got like a well manicured bush. Like you’re vulnerable.” – Eddie (30:36)
On NYC diners:
“At this time of year, I crave just being at a diner, just mediocre diner. … I’ll take whatever.” – Natashia (50:35)
NYC authenticity:
“People are normal. Sometimes they have no idea what I’m talking about. I’m like, that’s great.” – Natashia (53:51)
Valentine’s Day plans:
“My New Year’s resolution this year is to stay mid fat—and do Valentine’s Day so fucking big.” – Eddie (61:31)
Natashia’s resolution:
“My year of the horse resolution is to suck way more dick.” (61:38)

Timestamps for Key Segments

Hope for 2026: 00:20–03:25
Inauguration boots/fashion: 03:37–05:33
Eric Adams, rats & documentary brainstorm: 05:40–09:03
TV: I Love LA / Jordan Firstman: 09:37–13:14
Wigs, dinosaurs, and retro fashion: 14:10–17:11
Fashion cycles, Timothée/Crumping nostalgia: 18:41–21:12
Epstein, true crime, Hawking: 21:28–27:30
NYC Serial killer & safety: 29:46–31:00
Dream day of eating, NYC food recs: 36:55–47:01
Parenting, Murray Hill, snack pilfering: 51:10–56:57
Relationship resolutions and Valentine’s plans: 57:00–62:47

Final Notes

This episode exemplifies the off-the-cuff cultural analysis, bold honesty, and playful banter that define Canal Street Dreams. Moving seamlessly from deeply personal feelings to outrageous humor about tabloid scandals and the microculture of city rats, Eddie and Natashia create an audio hangout that is as much about food, fashion, and creative ambition as it is about surviving and laughing through the absurdity of modern life.

For anyone who missed the episode:
You'll walk away with new dinner ideas, laugh about the wildest corners of New York, and maybe re-think your Valentine’s Day gifting strategy—just don’t forget the boots, the pie, and the bush.