104: Tana and Makoa have a new weird bedroom habit…

Summary

Podcast Summary: Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield Episode 104: "Tana and Makoa have a new weird bedroom habit…" Release Date: December 2, 2024

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1. Introduction to Episode Content

In Episode 104 of "Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield," hosts Tana Mongeau and Brooke Schofield, alongside guest Trisha Paytas, delve into a myriad of topics ranging from high-profile celebrity events to personal anecdotes and mental health discussions. The episode offers listeners an unfiltered glimpse into the lives of these internet personalities, blending humor with candid conversations.

2. Discussion on Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson Fight

A significant portion of the episode revolves around the highly publicized boxing match between Jake Paul and Mike Tyson. Tana and Brooke express mixed emotions about the spectacle and its implications in the boxing world.

• Brooke Schofield shares her initial skepticism and evolving perspective:

  "I just couldn't believe, like, the amount of, like, I just the theatrics and just the spectacle that it was. I'm like, I cannot believe that this is Jake Paul..." (02:16)

• Trisha Paytas offers a more nuanced view, balancing pride and concern:

  "How do I put this into words? I guess the emotion that I feel where I'm, like, so proud of Jake..." (02:17)

• The conversation touches on public perceptions, with both hosts lamenting the mixed reactions from fans and critics alike:

  "It was so sad yesterday. Like, it's always weird when he fights, but especially, like, Mike Tyson." (01:46)

• Brooke criticizes the nature of boxing as an inherently violent spectacle:

  "All of us knew it was happening. You know what I mean? Like, everyone knew this was happening. It's on every billboard in town..." (03:37)

3. Celebrity Life and Interactions

The hosts share personal stories about their interactions with various celebrities, highlighting the blurred lines between personal life and public persona.

• Trisha recounts her encounter with Lewis Capaldi:

  "When I met Louis Capaldi, I scared the shit out of him. Like, Zed was having this party in Vegas..." (29:18)

• Brooke discusses her experience meeting Heidi Montag for a magazine feature:

  "I was gagged because I'm like, oh, my God, you're gonna fight Heidi Montag." (26:40)

4. Giving Away the Couch: Plans and Challenges

A humorous and heartfelt segment involves Tana contemplating giving away her couch to her patrons, sparking discussions about logistics and the sentimental value of possessions.

• Tana muses over the idea:

  "I have this whole elaborate plan, but it's one of those things where, like, Tana has an idea, and then Tana doesn't think it out at all." (31:36)

• Brooke assists with brainstorming creative giveaway methods:

  "Maybe we should have them do good for Thanksgiving. And the person who does the most good gets the couch. No." (33:39)

5. Personal Stories and Encounters with Celebrities

The podcast delves into personal narratives that reveal the hosts' vulnerabilities and unique experiences.

• Trisha shares a poignant moment reflecting on her past:

  "I have another show. Make me as sad as the show has made me ever in my entire life, honestly." (64:45)

• Discussions about navigating fame and personal relationships are candidly explored:

  "I think it's trauma bond. But then I get how that could happen." (84:43)

6. Mental Health and Coping Mechanisms

Mental health emerges as a recurring theme, with the hosts opening up about their struggles and coping strategies.

• Brooke talks about the physical effects of medication and stress:

  "I have dexterity issues. Today I will. I don't know if this isn't a dexterity thing, but I'm having a hard time keeping things in my mouth." (44:58)

• Trisha reflects on anxiety and panic attacks:

  "I had a panic attack at Trisha Paytas. How so embarrassing in front of her to imagine this." (78:51)

7. The Impact of Technology: ChatGPT Discussions

The hosts discuss their experiences with ChatGPT, highlighting both its utility and the humorous outcomes of their interactions.

• Trisha shares amusing responses generated by ChatGPT:

  "Buying a house with a lien is like inheriting someone else's messy ex, AKA yourself." (72:22)

• Brooke expresses fascination with the AI's capabilities:

  "That is amazing." (72:43)

8. Reflections on Media and Pop Culture

The conversation shifts to reflections on shows like "Euphoria" and "BoJack Horseman," with discussions on their portrayal of mental health and personal impact.

• Trisha praises "BoJack Horseman" for its depth:

  "It is the most accurate, deep, dark depiction of mental health I've ever seen." (62:05)

• Brooke emphasizes the emotional weight of such narratives:

  "I just don't want to feel empty." (62:44)

9. Upcoming Projects and Future Plans

Towards the end of the episode, the hosts touch upon their future projects and collaborations, including promoting their Patreon content.

• Trisha hints at upcoming collaborative shows:

  "I have not talked about it at all. And I'm really excited." (20:11)

• They encourage listeners to engage with their Patreon for exclusive content:

  "We had a bunch of you over there send us voice memos, and we're going to give you some toxic tips and advice we love." (85:05)

10. Concluding Thoughts

The episode concludes with the hosts expressing gratitude towards their audience and teasing future content. Their banter remains light-hearted, ensuring listeners leave with a sense of connection and anticipation for upcoming episodes.

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Notable Quotes:

• Brooke Schofield:

  "I cannot believe that this is Jake Paul." (02:16)

• Trisha Paytas:

  "How do I put this into words? I guess the emotion that I feel where I'm, like, so proud of Jake..." (02:17)

• Trisha Paytas:

  "I have a panic attack at Trisha Paytas. How so embarrassing in front of her to imagine this." (78:51)

• Trisha Paytas:

  "Buying a house with a lien is like inheriting someone else's messy ex, AKA yourself." (72:22)

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This episode of "Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield" showcases the hosts' ability to intertwine personal stories with broader cultural discussions, offering listeners a blend of entertainment, relatability, and insightful commentary.

Transcript

[Tana Mongeau]

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[Brooke Schofield]

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[Tana Mongeau]

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[Brooke Schofield]

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[Trisha Paytas]

Hello and welcome back to the canceled podcast.

[Brooke Schofield]

That was a good one.

[Trisha Paytas]

I love this. I love this.

[Brooke Schofield]

We say this every episode.

[Trisha Paytas]

I know, but I just really, like, I just really am appreciating you even more than normally. I happen to.

[Brooke Schofield]

I forget what I was doing yesterday where I was like, God, I love her. Maybe sometimes I, like, stumble upon your old videos or like, like, I did see that video of you in the. In the black latex outfit and the red lip yesterday. It's like, God, I just love her. And you've lived so many lives. And also, like, getting to explain you to another person, like, seeing you from third person. Does that make sense? I guess. I always see you from third person anyway. Like, it's funny because it's like, I get to be like, no. And then she did this, and then she did this. And then she married Jake Paul.

[Trisha Paytas]

It was so weird yesterday. Like, it's always weird when he fights, but especially, like, Mike Tyson.

[Brooke Schofield]

I just couldn't believe, like, the amount of, like, I just the theatrics and just the spectacle that it was. I'm like, I cannot believe that this is Jake Paul. Like, I remember when he first, like, first decided he was going to box and we, like, went to Vegas and he was just like, in that little house and he's like, yeah, I'm going to box. I'm taking it really seriously. And I'm thinking, like, now he's fighting Mike Tyson, which was easily, like, maybe the worst, most horrible thing I've ever seen.

[Trisha Paytas]

Why?

[Brooke Schofield]

It was so sad.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, I have been seeing A lot of that.

[Brooke Schofield]

You didn't think it was sad?

[Trisha Paytas]

Okay, here's what I want to say. I want to, like, be careful with my words, because I see. I see it from multiple angles, I guess. How do I put this into words? I guess the emotion that I feel where I'm, like, so proud of Jake is there as well. Like, it's, like, so iconic to me. Like, genuinely thinking about, like, this Ohio vlogging kid, like, manifesting all of his dreams and, like, literally, like, Logan fighting Floyd and him fighting Mike Tyson. Like, that's crazy to hit the ceiling on your dreams. Like, you know what I mean? Like, imagine, like, tomorrow. It's like, I want to be a singer. And then I was, like, singing with, like, Celine Dion. Like, I don't even. There's not. I don't. I can't think of the right analogy, but it's. That is so cool to me. But my old.

[Brooke Schofield]

God, I know he's, like, not a little old guy, but it just, like. I think it just upset me. I see what you're saying, like, from a business perspective, like, just, like, how personal that is. It's such a huge, huge accomplishment, and it is so amazing. But I just, like. I think, like, it's crazy because all of us knew it was happening. You know what I mean? Like, everyone knew this was happening. It's on every billboard in town. It's everywhere you go. And everyone was, like, so excited to watch it. And then the second they started fighting, everyone was like, what is this? I can't believe this is happening. How are we allowing this?

[Trisha Paytas]

It's very 2024. Like, what the fuck do you mean? Mike Tyson is fighting Jake Paul. But I guess.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah, and it was. I guess because he just was so confident that we were like, okay, like, if you've. If you can slay.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, like, do your thing, Mikey. I. Can I just say that my favorite part of the entire fucking fight was the fact that they aired Mike Tyson's ass.

[Brooke Schofield]

It was so.

[Trisha Paytas]

It was a.

[Brooke Schofield]

It was, like, a bit, right? Because people are saying, like, someone at Netflix is getting fired. But I'm like. I think it was, for sure intentional. It was like an awe. Like a clip from the Office, but.

[Trisha Paytas]

I just feel like Mike Tyson yet, like, me being so parasocial. I do not know Mike Tyson. Allow me to go on the record. Yeah, same energy. Exactly. But I just. I don't. I'm like, Mikey boy, the homie. I love him. Like, I feel like he would never agree to that. Like, that.

[Brooke Schofield]

I think he would. I think he's got a sense of humor on him.

[Trisha Paytas]

There's no way back and discuss his biting fix.

[Brooke Schofield]

Wait, that was hilarious. Do you. Did you see that?

[Trisha Paytas]

He's always done that though, like bite his gloves.

[Brooke Schofield]

I know, but did you see when they asked him about it and he go like. They were like, what was the deal? Like, were you fixing your mouth guard? And he goes, I have a biting fixation. And the guy goes, I've heard that about you, cuz. He like bit a guy's ear off.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, that's the thing too, I think, like with everyone being like really sad because like this is elder abuse and all the things people are saying and stuff. But it's like if however long ago he was that insane, like biting someone's ear off, it's almost like he's like dwindled down to the perfect amount of sanity to like fight a Paul brother. Right?

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah, but I, I just, I don't know. I've been fired up. I see how the whole biting the ear off thing could happen.

[Trisha Paytas]

The fight before that was Amanda. Sorry.

[Brooke Schofield]

No, I. I was sick and I. This goes back to something that I've said on Cancel before. I cannot believe that fighting, ufc, all of that is illegal because it's like how, like. What do you mean? Like, we're literally gathering around. Like tens of millions of people are literally paying money to watch people beat the shit.

[Trisha Paytas]

And like Charlize Theron and like Joe Jonas, like even wholesome people like it. Yeah.

[Brooke Schofield]

And her fucking literal skull is coming out of her eyebrow and we're like, woohoo.

[Trisha Paytas]

It's so real. I didn't even know you could hit someone hard enough that their eyebrow could be falling off like pudo.

[Brooke Schofield]

I did, because that's why every hot guy has a scar on his eyebrow. Cuz it's, it's. It like protrudes out further than the rest of your face. So it's the first thing to hit if something hits your face.

[Trisha Paytas]

But I just didn't know skin could get loose like.

[Brooke Schofield]

No. Well, it just breaks though, so easy. And then it just flops and you're right, it was pudo. I couldn't even watch it. But what I was getting at is like, I. I literally pray to God every single night I go to bed and I say, please God, if you give me children, do not let them be raised into adulthood and then decide that they want to be a professional boxer.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. And like football cte, all that stuff is like really, really scary.

[Brooke Schofield]

Please choose pottery.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Brooke Schofield]

Please choose like cello.

[Trisha Paytas]

But I feel like a lot of people go into boxing too, are also raised by people who are like. Like Jake and Logan's parents. Like, Greg Paul is so, like, ah. You know, like, it just is so scary.

[Brooke Schofield]

Like, like, what is the end goal? Like, literally, like, someone just has to be so beat up that it's over. That's horrible.

[Trisha Paytas]

Like, yeah, it is like, insane. And I love.

[Brooke Schofield]

Someone has to be so hurt that they are. Like, like, that's the whole concept behind it. What do you mean?

[Trisha Paytas]

I was. There was. Tori Kelly was singing the Star Spangled Banner before it. She was so good. But I was just thinking, like, America's so funny. Like, you know what I mean? Just like we sing the Star Spangled Banner with our hands over our hearts before these two grown men beat the fuck out of each other.

[Brooke Schofield]

Like, yeah, I. You say that. And what is a rampart?

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, like the rockets red glare and like, we all have to do it.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah. I feel like we should rewrite. I feel like we should make a updated national anthem.

[Trisha Paytas]

Right? Like, it just feels so dystopian to me. Now I have to stop using dystopian.

[Brooke Schofield]

I have a confession to make. I've never known what that means.

[Trisha Paytas]

I think, like, a different world I think is what it means.

[Brooke Schofield]

Really quickly too. We have to talk about the. The, like, the way that Jake came out was so I.

[Trisha Paytas]

The birds in the cage in the back of the car.

[Brooke Schofield]

No, that was hilarious to me. But, like, I think, like, I was trying to explain, like, we were trying to differentiate, like, between whether he was trolling or actually he's just like that. And it's like, either he's the greatest, best troll of all time, or he is the corniest motherfucker alive in the best way.

[Trisha Paytas]

I think he knows what he's doing 100%. Like, he's like, let me do as many things to get the most eyes on me.

[Brooke Schofield]

He's brilliant. Dave Portnoy said, like, they are the best marketers of all time.

[Trisha Paytas]

100 brothers.

[Brooke Schofield]

I have to stop quoting everyone's like, why do you worship Dave Portnoy? And I'm like, honestly, I don't know why.

[Trisha Paytas]

Well, Dave Fortnite's just been slang so much lately too, that it's like, yeah.

[Brooke Schofield]

I think I just, like.

[Trisha Paytas]

Like, even I just. Man who's passionate in my upcoming vlog I just edited, how is he pulling that into my vlog? And like, that is the greatest clip of all time. Died. I know. Rest in peace. Fly high. How was he pulling that guy. I met him once. You did Miami or. I'm making that up completely.

[Brooke Schofield]

No, I think he's pretty memorable, actually.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. But it's like. It feels like a fever dream. But I guess all of Miami does for me, so I don't know. But, yeah, the fight was. That was crazy to watch. Just really crazy.

[Brooke Schofield]

It was sad, but I'm. I'm sleeping fine at night knowing that Mike Tyson is $25 million richer.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's the thing is that's kind of like the marketing thing of this, right? Like, getting these legends who now need, like, a bag.

[Brooke Schofield]

And it was, except for Tommy Fury, beneficial. Like, well, because obviously Mike Tyson, he's his. His legacy is never going to be tarnished. Like, he legend. Like, everybody knows it. But now Jake has this, like, Mike Tyson endorsement, which is, like, the best, most, like, the highest honor you can possibly have. Like, he straight up said, like, this guy's a great fighter.

[Trisha Paytas]

Like. Like, that's crazy.

[Brooke Schofield]

Is amazing.

[Trisha Paytas]

It's so crazy. And it's just, like. It's cool as well, of Mike Tyson, I guess I always think it's cool when people from the other generations are supportive and welcoming to whatever the new generation is doing. And obviously, boxing has probably changed. I can't even imagine how much since Mike Tyson started fighting.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah. I also think that Jake was so. I'm so happy. I was fucking literally on the edge of my seat, like, fearing for him to get up there and be like, I fucking told you or something. And he was so graceful.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. Which I think was really small.

[Brooke Schofield]

Like, I loved that because there's everyone. It was just, like, overwhelming disappointment. Everybody was disappointed when he won. And, like, that's sad because obviously he wants to be, like, celebrating and stuff, but, like, nobody wants to see an old man get beat up. Especially like, Mike Tight, like America's sweetheart. Calling Mike Tyson America sweetheart.

[Trisha Paytas]

Wait.

[Brooke Schofield]

I've learned so much about him, though. Like, today, Like, I found out that he has, like, all these pet pigeons.

[Trisha Paytas]

You didn't know the pigeon, though?

[Brooke Schofield]

I had no idea about all the pigeons. And I also didn't know that he had lost his daughter.

[Trisha Paytas]

I did not know that.

[Brooke Schofield]

That's just two and she. I think two or four. Those are two different ages. But, yeah, he lost. I think she was four.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's.

[Brooke Schofield]

They asked him, like, what was. What's, like, the hardest thing you've ever had to face or, like, something like, worse or, like, the craziest fight you've ever dealt, and he was like, just, like, the fear or, like, losing my daughter. It was so sad.

[Trisha Paytas]

And that just gave me chills. That's insane.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah. And it was like, a horrible way, too. It was like, just. Ugh. Anyway, I love him. I'm happy. He's. He loves pigeons. Pigeons are so brilliant. It's so interesting that, like, they're so looked down upon.

[Trisha Paytas]

I am, like, so convinced that pigeons aren't real. Like, that's a robot.

[Brooke Schofield]

I can't with you. And you're. You're teetering. Like, the line of, like, my mother with these conspiracy is like, Beyonce did nothing. Well, beyond. I don't know. You know? Like, I don't want to say that because, like, what if I'm wrong? Here's what I'm like, we landed on the moon. I want to say that really quick.

[Trisha Paytas]

I was actually just talking about. I don't know if I think we did still.

[Brooke Schofield]

Well, you go there. You know what I mean? Like, imagine that. This is what pisses me off about it. Imagine, like, you're the person who went to the moon, and then there's two idiots on a couch with a big fucking podcast that are like, no podcast equipment.

[Trisha Paytas]

More expensive. You know what I mean? Like.

[Brooke Schofield]

Like, no, you didn't.

[Trisha Paytas]

You're honestly so right. But here's the thing. So Paige was telling me this in the car today. Again, it's all telephone. I don't know if this is real information or not. Okay. But apparently, from what I hear, we went to the moon because Russia was like, we're gonna go to.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah, it was a race. It was a race.

[Trisha Paytas]

And then. Yeah. What do you mean? What do you mean? We were like, no, we just have to first.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yes, of course. It's like a big, huge accomplishment. You don't want fucking Russia to get there before we do.

[Trisha Paytas]

But think about how America is right? Like, just overall, like, if we. Yeah, we sent it once to the moon, there would be cybertrucks on the moon by now. Like, what do you mean?

[Brooke Schofield]

We've just never gone because it was so expensive. And we, like, exhausted all of our money and resources to go to the moon, literally, for him to stick a little stick in this.

[Trisha Paytas]

Just to say, like, to Russia.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yes. Like, yes, it was like a big dick competition.

[Trisha Paytas]

And then wasn't there wind blowing in the US Flag on the moon? And apparently there's no atmosphere for there to be wind on the moon.

[Brooke Schofield]

There's. It wasn't wind. I think it's lack of gravity. It was like, you know.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, you're right.

[Brooke Schofield]

Like, what was it? Gonna do just be pulled to the ground. The humans aren't even pulled to the ground.

[Trisha Paytas]

How many people went to the moon? Was it just a Buzz Lightyear?

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah, I think it was just him. I don't know. It was like three of them or something. Lance Armstrong.

[Trisha Paytas]

We should try to get a moon adjacent on, like, I want the cousin of someone who went to the moon on Canceled. And like, I need some lore.

[Brooke Schofield]

Or like, it was. It's got to be someone's grandpa, right?

[Trisha Paytas]

Like, that's what I'm saying.

[Brooke Schofield]

Is it Lance or Neil? Because I'm really sounding stupid.

[Trisha Paytas]

I thought those were the people who flew the plane.

[Brooke Schofield]

No. And they invented the airplane. They didn't fly. Well, they did fly.

[Trisha Paytas]

Go to the moon at all.

[Brooke Schofield]

It was Neil. I knew it. Lance has one testicle. He had testicular cancer and he has. He was. The yellow bracelets. Remember when we were all wearing the yellow bracelets? Never mind. Right?

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Brooke Schofield]

And then they go to the pink. Like, the yellow bracelets were for, like, testicular cancer. And then pink bracelets were for breast cancer.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, that's.

[Brooke Schofield]

Remember the little rubber bracelet? And then we all of a sudden added, I heart boobies.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's what. That's what I like, remember. I remember the pink ones. I kind of remember the yellow. I don't know. That is crazy.

[Brooke Schofield]

Maybe you were. I. It was when I. I remember it because I was in my accelerated reading class.

[Trisha Paytas]

I wore it. And you had to read about testicular cancer?

[Brooke Schofield]

No, I just remember wearing it in that particular classroom. And so it was. That's how I know that you were probably a little bit too young for it. Oh, that's crazy, because I was in, like, maybe first grade.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, I wonder. That is, I don't know, circling back to Mike Tyson's ass. I think there's no way in hell that he would ever let that happen. I think that it was 100% a mistake. Netflix was being kind of glitchy anyways.

[Brooke Schofield]

He wearing anything but that little chap?

[Trisha Paytas]

And wasn't there, like a Nike or a Gatorade sign behind him? Like, so then. Now I'm defending that it was staged. I don't know what I'm saying.

[Brooke Schofield]

Team, are you on here?

[Trisha Paytas]

But there's no way Mike Tyson agreed to be double cheeked up on a Thursday on Netflix.

[Brooke Schofield]

I think he was like, ball, you know what? Go all in. What shame does he have? He's fucking. Everyone loves him.

[Trisha Paytas]

I didn't know that boxers looked like that before. They performed, like, just, like, crack out, like, what do you mean?

[Brooke Schofield]

You don't have Nike before they put clothes on.

[Trisha Paytas]

But like you'd think, you'd think that they put on their clothes at home and then came clothed.

[Brooke Schofield]

I don't know. Jake came in like the. The funkiest outfit I've ever seen.

[Trisha Paytas]

What was it?

[Brooke Schofield]

It was like so Jake Paul. It was like a. It was crazy. Expensive shorts. They were like a million dollars.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh yeah.

[Brooke Schofield]

Like Monopoly.

[Trisha Paytas]

Alec Monopoly is so rich and it's so crazy. Like you're like, alec Monopoly is talented as he's done a lot of iconic stuff and I'm not actually.

[Brooke Schofield]

He's just Alec now.

[Trisha Paytas]

Right.

[Brooke Schofield]

Monopoly sued him.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's hilarious. I didn't. But you're telling me if I just go start painting Peppa on walls I can all of a sudden be like, that's a million books. I've never understood that about art in general. Really?

[Brooke Schofield]

Me neither. I think it's a confidence thing.

[Trisha Paytas]

Kind of sick.

[Brooke Schofield]

You know who's a really amazing artist that we like, don't think about is Jim Carrey. He is like an insane. I think his brain is just like it's. It operates in a way that like nobody else's does. But it's because I'm obsessed with that show. Comedians and cars, getting coffee. It is so good.

[Trisha Paytas]

You should have a little like segment on your YouTube channel like that or something.

[Brooke Schofield]

It's like literally my dream. But then I think about it and Tara has her. Her show in the car. James Corden did carpool karaoke. Like it's like people do it.

[Trisha Paytas]

There's somewhere in between James Corden and Tara. Yummy. That you could find.

[Brooke Schofield]

You think so? Yeah, I think that's my, my medium.

[Trisha Paytas]

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[Tana Mongeau]

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[Brooke Schofield]

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[Trisha Paytas]

I got teabagged.

[Brooke Schofield]

Intentional or.

[Trisha Paytas]

I've been begging McCoy to teabag me.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

And he finally did it. Well, that's nice, but I had to really beg him. I just like, wanted to beg.

[Brooke Schofield]

You had a begging that seems like a really, like, basic relationship task.

[Trisha Paytas]

Well, he was just telling me that it didn't feel right. You know, that like, tea bagging comes from.

[Brooke Schofield]

Well, that's nice because it is like. Yeah, that's true.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, but it really cool. Like, have you ever felt balls on your forehead?

[Brooke Schofield]

Of course. I did it this morning.

[Trisha Paytas]

But no, but really, like, set there. Like, I was laying in my sweats and then he like, came over me.

[Brooke Schofield]

Like, was he like, legs over you? Because sometimes if I'm feeling crazy, I'll like. Like a. Like a pillow will just put it over my head. Like a little blanket.

[Trisha Paytas]

I love balls.

[Brooke Schofield]

Me too.

[Trisha Paytas]

Like, so much. They're so cool. Like, I wish I had balls so bad.

[Brooke Schofield]

What would you do with them?

[Trisha Paytas]

Everything.

[Brooke Schofield]

I feel like I'd get them caught in my zipper.

[Trisha Paytas]

Me too. But just like, the texture of balls is so cool.

[Brooke Schofield]

What do you. What can you even compare that?

[Trisha Paytas]

This, like, orifice is hanging from your body and it's. They're like orbeez. They're like your own they are.

[Brooke Schofield]

And I like. I like when you, like, push them in. It, like it like shoots the other way.

[Trisha Paytas]

I guess we kind of. Yes. I guess we kind of have that with boobs, but it's not the same. Like, they're in this little sack. I think they're so cool.

[Brooke Schofield]

They are.

[Trisha Paytas]

I like, really mean that. I'm always trying to play with.

[Brooke Schofield]

They are. And just like the fact that a penis can just like go from like little to huge, like, with just a thought.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Brooke Schofield]

That's like magic.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. Like, what the do you actually mean? It's so cool.

[Brooke Schofield]

It is so cool.

[Trisha Paytas]

You should have dick so bad. They're so cool.

[Brooke Schofield]

Me too. But then I sometimes, like, I feel like I'd sit on it. I don't think I would have a good time with that, honestly. Why am I so offended? I got tagged. I got tagged like a thousand times in this. In this tick tock of this girl saying that she was born with an 18 inch labia.

[Trisha Paytas]

And I'm like, oh, because you're like the labia community.

[Brooke Schofield]

I'm the labia community, apparently. But I can't even imagine that.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's kind of fun too, though. It's like, oh, I'm cold. You have a little blanket. Like, that's sick. It's sick.

[Brooke Schofield]

As I just think, like, just comfort, comfortability. Like, I feel like that's like a medical. Like, I feel like insurance would cover that.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's probably true. I don't know. Do you know what I just found out? I've been shooting this show with Trisha, which I keep meaning to promote on the canceled pod. Trisha and I have a show coming out called Not Love Line and I have not talked about it at all. And I'm really excited. I am so excited. We were just trying to find something obviously that was very different than canceled and just Trish, because that was like everyone's biggest fear. Taking it was.

[Brooke Schofield]

My biggest fear is like, oh, no, I'm almost out of job.

[Trisha Paytas]

No. Taking the topics from those shows would be. So we're doing an advice show where people call in. That's like loveline from the 90s. And this girl called in and she was like, hey, like, what can I eat to make my puss taste and smell better?

[Brooke Schofield]

Not Dr. Pepper.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. Okay. So I didn't know that. I knew with guys that it's like, oh, pineapple, right. I didn't know with girls that was a thing. Like, sweet fruits make your puss taste stiff.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah, well, it's really just like, what you consume. I'm pretty sure, like, if you have enough coffee, you can make it like that happen.

[Trisha Paytas]

I definitely.

[Brooke Schofield]

That's really like amazing. But I think.

[Trisha Paytas]

I don't know.

[Brooke Schofield]

I'm not a medical professional, but like, yeah, I mean, people have like sweet, like a lot of fruit and stuff.

[Trisha Paytas]

I just didn't know that that worked with the puss too. Like, I knew that that happened for men, but I'm like thinking about weeks where.

[Brooke Schofield]

Oh, wait, you didn't know? What do you mean?

[Trisha Paytas]

Or it happened.

[Brooke Schofield]

They encourage girls to do it all the time. Like they'll tell girls to eat like a bunch of pineapple or like, if I feel like that was a thing in my high school, it's like if you knew you were gonna hook up with a guy, you would literally consume like seven pineapples a day for like a week.

[Trisha Paytas]

I knew that there are certain things that like, can stop your period and help you, but I did not know that it could change. Like, I'm thinking about weeks where my hyper fixation food was like corn dogs. Like, did I have corn dog Aussie?

[Brooke Schofield]

Probably.

[Trisha Paytas]

What the hell?

[Brooke Schofield]

You probably had corn dog a sea. And that's what we were just talking about before we started this. People were telling me that you can't have Dr. Pepper because apparently makes your.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, we have two Dr. Peppers on the way. Plug your nose. Makoa and Miles.

[Brooke Schofield]

No, I'm so sorry. I have fat checked that one. Like, I'm not kidding because that I wasn't going to let go down that way.

[Trisha Paytas]

You don't want no doctor.

[Brooke Schofield]

No, I didn't.

[Trisha Paytas]

No. Why did I say no?

[Brooke Schofield]

Like, please, please stop. No, I think it's a myth. Like to some extent I'm sure it's true. Like if all you eat is like, like Indian fry bread all day long or like, you know what I mean? Like deep fried Oreos. Like things that are like really, really like greasy and horrible.

[Trisha Paytas]

Maybe just all I wanted to say was Oreo. See, Like, I just.

[Brooke Schofield]

Please, no Oreosy.

[Trisha Paytas]

Like, damn. That's just. I'm really now thinking about some weeks where I know I've had like fried pickle, you know, like that. It's just.

[Brooke Schofield]

You probably have some acidic. Lucy, please don't ask.

[Trisha Paytas]

I like, I know. I.

[Brooke Schofield]

Like there's some things I would just rather not know.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's so true. I don't think he'd tell me anyways.

[Brooke Schofield]

I would hope that. Well, I don't know because I don't think I would ever recover if someone told Me that.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, like, that's a crazy thing.

[Brooke Schofield]

I've heard it about other people. Like, that's my least favorite thing about guys or, like, guy friends is when they, like, talk about like, that.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Brooke Schofield]

Because if you're saying this about this girl, then you guys would say this about me if I were not in the room.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. And it's just like. Yeah, I agree with that. Like, it just gives me the ick. Should we get our doctor? Oh, my God. I don't care if my tastes like Clorox bleach.

[Brooke Schofield]

After this, you might have to bleach it. Okay, next. Next topic. Something that's been weighing heavy on me. Catherine Pies pays. Pies posted her new boyfriend, ex McBroom.

[Trisha Paytas]

She was Catherine Catherine.

[Brooke Schofield]

That's why. That's why I'm trying to. I'm trying to bring her old name back.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, that's awesome.

[Brooke Schofield]

Broom guy. But did you see Austin's, like, making videos trying to say, like, Catherine cheated. He's so delusional. And I just want to go on record right now. And I know I involved myself and wedged myself into all the drama, and I really shouldn't, but let me just just say quickly. I have personally, with my own two eyes, seen Austin McBroom cheat on Catherine dozens of times.

[Trisha Paytas]

Same. Maybe I'm lying when I'm saying same, but, like, I'm pretty sure it's kind of like the me meeting the. How is he pulling that guy? Like, I think. I'm sure.

[Brooke Schofield]

I just like. But it's so crazy for, like, her to finally be happy and him just to, like, come out of the woodworks and be like, she's cheated. And it just actually didn't see the video, but I just saw, like, text about it.

[Trisha Paytas]

It's so crazy how some people just don't live with any embarrassment. Like, how does he not feel? Like, when he, like, stops making the video and, like, the phone goes do. And he's, like, sitting there alone in the room. How do you not feel like.

[Brooke Schofield]

I think it might be like, what we were saying with Jake, where he's like, it's intentional trolling. Like, he knows it's obnoxious and he's doing it anyway.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. But I feel like even Jake Paul would make fun of Austin McBroom.

[Brooke Schofield]

Well, I know that to be true, but I think that there's levels to this shit.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, I guess that's true. Yeah. I'm so happy she's happy. The new guy looks great. Like, that's just awesome. I know.

[Brooke Schofield]

I Feel like she's got, like, a makoa on her hands.

[Trisha Paytas]

Like. Like a.

[Brooke Schofield]

Just a manly, like, outdoorsy man. I'm pretty sure he's an artist.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. Like, that's so hot. And, like, she just deserves that so much. I'm so. Like, I posted it on my own story. Like, I know these people. Like, I am. It's. It's awesome to see. I don't even want to talk about it because I almost. Like, I don't. And maybe I'm making this up, but somewhere down the line of me talking so much about Austin McBroom and how I thought he was awful, I feel like she almost started to feel like Tana stopped talking about me. Right?

[Brooke Schofield]

Like, oh, sorry I brought it up.

[Trisha Paytas]

No, but I might be making that up, Catherine. I might be making that up. Maybe she didn't care at all, but, God, I'm doing that a lot today. I just don't have my head screwed on straight. Just saying things. Yeah, Like, I don't know what the fuck I'm saying. I'm so fucking tired. But that's okay. This week has just been crazy. Brooke, what have you been doing? I shot the Jeff's Barbershop Dry Shampoo campaign. Shot an episode of Jeff fm. I shot the COVID of Paper magazine with all these characters. Like, it was so fun.

[Brooke Schofield]

I didn't even. Why would you not tell me that you were doing that?

[Trisha Paytas]

It, like, got sprung on me so fast, and then I just went and did it. And you know, me too. Like, I never believe anything until I'm there. I'm like, I'm sure it's Paper magazine. And then I show up and it's like, downtown, and it's like Paper, but it's like, P A Y, P E R. Like, I don't.

[Brooke Schofield]

Like, like, oh, my God.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. And that was fun. It was with. My cover was with Heidi Montag and Carter B. It's so weird, too, because I was just saying how I want to pull a Heidi Monag, like, go get 26 plastic surgeries with her. I love her so much, Spencer. Yeah. And then the next day, she was there. It's funny, she told me I'd never met her before and I've always wanted to meet her. I was gagged. She told me that my old manager hit her up and presented her with an offer during the boxing era for me to box her. But in the contract put that she had to lose.

[Brooke Schofield]

And I was like, I. I don't know what you're saying. Like, this is a Surprise. Because I remember when that was in negotiations.

[Trisha Paytas]

Do you.

[Brooke Schofield]

I was standing in your closet at Weed Lake, and we, like, I was gagged because I'm like, oh, my God, you're gonna fight Heidi Montag. Like, this is huge.

[Trisha Paytas]

God, I don't remember my own life. Like, when she told me that I was like, news to me. I knew that the Queen of Melrose was there, so my father got a job at the Palms restaurant.

[Brooke Schofield]

Sounds like I would love her, but I'm. I got to be careful with this. I don't know. I don't know that person thing. Because, like, who am I? Obsessed?

[Trisha Paytas]

And Paige and I love the Queen of Melrose. And we almost had a whole moment. Like, we went up to say, like, we love you, and she, like, low key dissed us. Like, just walked away. And then it was so awkward. It was so embarrassing. It was like, me, Paige, and Carter B. And we were. It was just like we were dying laughing. We're like, oh, my God. And Paige and I was like, this is the perfect story for Cancel. Like, just how funny. Like, all day we're working up the courage to meet her. We were literally like, I love you so much. Much like, you're like our Kim Kardashian. She just looked at us, stood there staring, and was just like. And then walked away. But then, like, 30 minutes later, she came back and she was like, be in my music video. Sit on my lap. Like, all this shit. And it, like, it, like, worked itself out.

[Brooke Schofield]

Maybe she was just, like, confused.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. Literally. That's. I think Paige and I running up to you and being like is, like, scary. Like, I think we scared the Queen of Moros. But then it all worked out, and it was cute. But I love Carter B.

[Brooke Schofield]

We should try to have him on cancer. I actually think he would come on cancer.

[Trisha Paytas]

I love him so much. Like, shooting. There were so many other people there, and it was like, Lisa Rinna and, like, all these other. Like, I love.

[Brooke Schofield]

I. How did you not lead with Lisa?

[Trisha Paytas]

I know. It's kind of. There were so many people. I'm, like, trying to remember, but it was a set of all these covers, and mine just happened to be with Carter. And they wanted Carter to be, like, chugging a bottle. I don't know if I can actually say all of this. They. They have me vaping. I'm in a gown, hitting this vape on the COVID of a magazine. And I just thought it was so cool because, like, that is. Normally I'm not allowed to have my vape, but it was fun to do with Carter. I don't know. And then Trisha and I have shot four episodes of Loveline. I've been back and forth in my house. I just haven't slept. I'm, like, losing my mind.

[Brooke Schofield]

That'll be convenient when you live a little closer to her.

[Trisha Paytas]

I know. That is nice. I am excited about that. What the fuck was I just going to tell you? Oh, the Queen of Melrose reminded me of the story that I've been to tell on Canceled. So the other night, my friend texted me, and she was like, tana, you'll never believe who's at Barney's Beanery right now, right? And I'm like, jake Weber. Like, you know, just like, I. Who is at Barney's Beanery? I don't know, Like. And she was like, lewis Capaldi is at Barney's Beanery right now. And, you know, I love Louis Capaldi so much. Have I ever told this story on the council podcast?

[Brooke Schofield]

I don't think so.

[Trisha Paytas]

How I scared the shit out of Lewis Capaldi. So anyways, this friend of mine, she's a little really crazy. So then she sends back a video of her, like, selfie style with Lewis, and, like, he looks a little scared. When I met Louis Capaldi, I scared the shit out of him. Like, Zed was having this party in Vegas, and we were all at this after party, and there's like, 30 people, and it's very much like. Like, I literally think, like, Selena Gomez was there. Like, there wasn't a lot of people, and it was all very, like, important people. So me even being there, I was like, on my best behavior, you know? And I sneak over to Zed, and I'm like, hey. Like, I know Louis Capaldi's here. Like, if you get a minute, like, can I just, like, walk over there, like, with you? Like, whatever. Like, if you. And he's like, of course. Like, I'll introduce you. He's the best. Whatever. And so Zed walks me over to Louis Capaldi. I'm so excited. I'm freaking the out. And I look at Lewis, and for some reason, this is the only thing I can come out of my mouth. But I'm like, crazy eyes. And I just, like, look at him and I'm like, I love your work.

[Brooke Schofield]

I. I see nothing wrong with what you said.

[Trisha Paytas]

He said nothing back to me. Looked at me with the most horrified eyes of my entire life, and then imagine me saying that. Dead silence. And I just like to walk away.

[Brooke Schofield]

Honestly, I don't think you should Regret that at all. That was a. Honestly, it was just honesty.

[Trisha Paytas]

But imagine being Lois Capaldi and, like, Tana Mongeau's in your face. Like, you know, like, it's just.

[Brooke Schofield]

What? What about you being Tana Mongeau? Like, you know what I mean? If you love his work, you love his work, and he should have been appreciative. But I do love your work, Lewis Capaldi.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. So then now I was just imagining my friend at Barney's Beener. He's carrying the. Out of him. Like, it's just.

[Brooke Schofield]

What was he doing at Barney's Wiener. It's funny, the characters that'll.

[Trisha Paytas]

Like Taylor Swift. I was just there.

[Brooke Schofield]

Just gonna say that. Like, what was Taylor Swift doing at Barney Beanery?

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, I like, hate sounding. It sounds so LA and like, hipster. But I just, like, hate that the second places get found out by, like, the really young, like, Tik Tok crowd.

[Brooke Schofield]

It's the same thing as Saddle Ranch. Like, Saddle. Saddle Ranch is like, they go to Saddle Ranch in Sex in the city, like, 20 years ago. You know what I mean?

[Trisha Paytas]

Like, no way. I know.

[Brooke Schofield]

And she. They go, of all places in Los Angeles. And we're at the Saddle Range. Chop House.

[Trisha Paytas]

I do remember that, actually. Oh, that is kind of crazy. I guess it all does go inside.

[Brooke Schofield]

It's like. Yeah, it just. It goes in and out. But if it's like. Like, that's a place that's just going to be there forever. Barney's. It doesn't matter who's buying the drinks.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, that's true. I mean, first things first. Do I give away this couch?

[Brooke Schofield]

Yes. To me.

[Trisha Paytas]

I have this whole elaborate plan, but it's one of those things where, like, Tana has an idea, and then Tana doesn't think it out at all. All. And then it's just.

[Brooke Schofield]

You know, it's actually really hard to ship a couch.

[Trisha Paytas]

I. Paige said it was, like, a couple thousand dollars if it's within the U.S. like, I'm not. I'm so sorry to the fans outside of the U.S. wait, so you're gonna.

[Brooke Schofield]

Pay someone to take your couch?

[Trisha Paytas]

No, like, I would pay the movers to ship it to whoever wins the giveaway. Like, I don't. You think that's so fun? Like, our patrons on Patreon. I'm like, yeah, one lucky patron gets the cancelled couch. I haven't thought about any of the logistics, literally, at all. Like, how do I give away a couch? Can you guys let me know in the comments below if I were to do A couch giveaway. How should I do it? Like, should be a pickup only, maybe.

[Brooke Schofield]

Los Angeles locals.

[Trisha Paytas]

Pickup only is kind of smart because.

[Brooke Schofield]

Like, how do you transport a couch?

[Trisha Paytas]

And do I just want to keep it? I'm also missing a piece. I lost a piece of this couch.

[Brooke Schofield]

Not kidding, you guys. A second ago, we were literally like, wait, where's the rest of the couch? And it's like, how does a couch go missing? It's like losing your arm.

[Trisha Paytas]

You know, I just found out I have a whole storage unit of, like, couches from, like, five houses ago.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yes. And I need to know where that deep gray one is. That one that was in your room at Alamo.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. Like, how do I keep losing couches?

[Brooke Schofield]

Well, I think you just put them in a storage unit and you never think about them again.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, but where is the other piece of this cow couch? And I really can't find that. I don't know. But I want to give away this couch. But do you think it should be a contest? Like, best interpretive dance wins the couch?

[Brooke Schofield]

Like, like, should it be to publicly humiliate?

[Trisha Paytas]

No, no, no. Mind you, this is coming from the girl who was just willingly on Paige's tik tok with a harmonica and tap shoes, you know?

[Brooke Schofield]

Oh, and you're such a good tapper. I really would like to tap together.

[Trisha Paytas]

We should tap together. It's so fun. I really do like that.

[Brooke Schofield]

Maybe we should have them do good for Thanksgiving. And the person who does the most good gets the couch. No.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Brooke Schofield]

Tap dancing it is.

[Trisha Paytas]

No, it's just, like, funny. It's just, like. I don't know why that's funny to me. Like, I feel like I was thinking about, like, the ways that, like, our fans would do good would just be funny. Like, our fans are just funny. Yeah. I don't know. I want to give away this couch, but I like that idea.

[Brooke Schofield]

I think we just have to iron out the details.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. So it's comment down below if you.

[Brooke Schofield]

Have any good ideas.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. And I think it should be as is. Like, we really should, like, stuff a little something in there for the people. Like, I want, like, a backwood in the back of this one. And, like, you know, get, like. It's just. It feels intimate. I feel like this couch is us. Trisha was saying that today. Trisha. Because essentially, the reason why I want to is because I'm moving, and I want to build us a set in my new house. And I'm really excited. Excited to have a set. But Trisha was, like, no, like, that couch is you guys. So then a part of me is like, like, you know.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah, I get it. But you. You also have another one. You have two of them.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, I literally have another one, so I don't know why I'm being drama.

[Brooke Schofield]

When we. When you lived at Alamore, were these all together?

[Trisha Paytas]

No, I bought a second one when I moved into Wyndham because the living room was so big that I just wanted, like, extendo couch.

[Brooke Schofield]

What house was that your last one?

[Trisha Paytas]

Like, Marianne. I don't know why I'll always, like, reference that, but. Yeah, it's having a set to. Not us. I think having a set. No, we need a set again.

[Brooke Schofield]

Come on, we got to step this game up.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, I agree. I think we need a set. I have really cute ideas. That's gonna be fun. You know what I want to talk about?

[Brooke Schofield]

I don't, but I would like to.

[Trisha Paytas]

This photograph I love.

[Brooke Schofield]

Favorite picture ever.

[Trisha Paytas]

This is lately.

[Brooke Schofield]

I have so many variations of that photo too. I think you might only have one.

[Trisha Paytas]

Did you take this photo?

[Brooke Schofield]

I took that photo.

[Trisha Paytas]

Okay.

[Brooke Schofield]

So would you like to see the rest?

[Trisha Paytas]

Yes, I would. This photo's been really helpful to me lately because I think that whenever I want to drink again, I just remember that this photo of me exists, right? Like, no matter what. Like, if you want to drink again, this photo of you exists, right? Like, that is just.

[Brooke Schofield]

I'm about to have so much fun.

[Trisha Paytas]

And essentially, I really want to. I want to unpack the lore of the photo, because I posted a tick tock about it, and I was just.

[Brooke Schofield]

Like, I feel like, yeah, we need to break down. There's a lot of moving parts in this photo series.

[Trisha Paytas]

Do you have the photos of me in the dress with the pepper?

[Brooke Schofield]

Yes, of course. I have all of it. I'm just. There were so many days of this trip. I'm like, Jesus.

[Trisha Paytas]

Or have we talked about this on the canceled podcast Fast Broken? No, take a screenshot of that. Like, I want to insert that into the.

[Brooke Schofield]

This one's a good one.

[Trisha Paytas]

We.

[Brooke Schofield]

We sleep on this one.

[Trisha Paytas]

Let me see. Let me see.

[Brooke Schofield]

Wait, I'm just making sure there's no. Oh, your butt naked too. Happy.

[Trisha Paytas]

So that's the thing about this photo.

[Brooke Schofield]

I wish they were live. I would do anything for a live photo. But don't worry, I have videos as well. And by the way, this was, like, not to blackmail my friend. This was, like, all in good fun.

[Trisha Paytas]

Brooke. No, like, if you didn't.

[Brooke Schofield]

This is my favorite. Like, we can't even Insert this. Because it's like, why would. Why were we even letting you in water?

[Trisha Paytas]

No, because here's what I want to. I want to say about this. Am I naked? I can't look. It's a real painting. I can't tell. Why am I naked?

[Brooke Schofield]

We don't know either, dude.

[Trisha Paytas]

Well, can I tell you, you could not.

[Brooke Schofield]

Like, we could not get you to put your clothes. Oh, that was a great.

[Trisha Paytas]

Brooke. Okay, can I just tell you, I put these in a hidden folder.

[Brooke Schofield]

I didn't even realize these are just floating around my camera roll.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, it's a little crazy.

[Brooke Schofield]

These are also some personal favorites.

[Trisha Paytas]

So have we unpacked these photos on canceled? Because I don't want to be redundant.

[Brooke Schofield]

No, I think we did it on tour. We did like a Turks and Caicos section.

[Trisha Paytas]

So essentially, you guys might have known the story, but here's what I want to say. So everyone, obviously you remember seeing me like this, right? But I've never. And like, everyone remembers seeing me like this. And they all have different angles and variations in photos, but we've never talked about what I remember.

[Brooke Schofield]

Give it to me. I need to know. I need to see this night through your eyes.

[Trisha Paytas]

So obviously, this whole plan was just so stupid. Like, we spent the day at Noah's Ark, which is this bar in the middle of the ocean. You have to take a jet ski or a boat to get there. In Turks and Cakes, ghost. And it is famously known for the blackout. Like, you drive out to the middle of the ocean on this bar that.

[Brooke Schofield]

Some really flow dangerous. If you think about it.

[Trisha Paytas]

It really is. Because then it's like everyone. People just jet ski back. It's crazy. And it's like just this floating bar and you get face. Like the whole. It's people with whistles. Like, very Cabo energy. Like, it's, you know, like they're trying to get you up. Amari threw up all over.

[Brooke Schofield]

People are upside down.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. Like, it's just. It's this whole thing. And then I decided I was like, my birthday dinner should be after we come back from that, which is just insane. Okay. Like, it's go to. You need bedtime after that, right? Not to, like, continue the night. And so we all go have this birthday dinner on the beach. And that was obviously the birthday dinner where I thought my chair was broken. And I kept tipping and seeing the moon. And then I moved chairs. I realized it was me. Whatever. But. So Justine, my stylist, had styled me in this dress by Jacques Moose. Jacques.

[Brooke Schofield]

Mo.

[Trisha Paytas]

I don't I don't know. BB's in Paris. Not me. Jacques Moo. And I look cute there. No, these are.

[Brooke Schofield]

Honestly, I love these. You're so happy.

[Trisha Paytas]

I really was. But so listen to me. So I'm in this dress, and I don't know the exact rarity of it, but all I know is that Kylie Jenner had just worn it. I'm pretty sure it was not for sale. Like, I don't think there was a lot of this dress. It was really like. Like, even when she brought it over and was like, I pulled this for you. Like, we were, like, screaming and jumping up and down. Like, it's insane that the pull ended up happening, right? And so I bring it. I'm like, I'm gonna wear this on my birthday. I'm gonna take those photos. Kylie just wore it. Like, this is so, so good. Right? And then obviously, we know that the only photos I got in it were me thinking that the paparazzi was there with Peppa ears on. Whatever. But then. And I'm wearing my watch. And you can't take watches underwater unless they're like Submariner watches. Like, so, like, it's a very nice watch. It's a very expensive watch. And I just remember running from the beach, and all of you knew that I was about to jump in this pool. You know what I mean? And filling the watch with water, like, that was a $20,000 mistake of mine. Like, it's just like, that's. I'll have to live with that forever, right? And I will never forget. All of you are walking from the beach, and it's like, I'm running, and everyone's behind me being like, tana, don't do it. Like, I know you're going to jump in the pool. Everyone I remember Isabella is like, no, don't.

[Brooke Schofield]

You're like, especially Isabella. She's like, absolutely not.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, like, in this dress. Whatever. And then just the only flash I have is being mid air over the pool, and all of you are standing around the pool going, no.

[Brooke Schofield]

Oh, I think I have it on video.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's why I'm naked, I think, because, like, Isabella and everyone was like, take it off. Like, you can't. You can't be wearing this dress.

[Brooke Schofield]

I have the whole process.

[Trisha Paytas]

Who's taking it off me?

[Brooke Schofield]

It appears that Natalie's taking it off of you. Your arms. You're just.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. And then I woke up the next day, and my entire Audemars Piguet watch, the face of it, was filled with.

[Brooke Schofield]

But this is like, these are some of my favorite memories. Like, I'm gonna charge you these images forever.

[Trisha Paytas]

I know. That's the thing is, it's like, I love being sober, but, like, I'm happy that happened. I think this is just so good.

[Brooke Schofield]

Like, the whole process of it all. You should, like, do I have the next morning? Like, your hair is on, like, every crevice of the patio. Like, it's everywhere.

[Trisha Paytas]

Send that photo, and we have to edit that in. That's insane. But there was something lethal in that pool. Okay. It was turning everyone's.

[Brooke Schofield]

It also had just been shocked, so we're like, our hair could have melted off.

[Trisha Paytas]

My hair did melt off, B. Okay.

[Brooke Schofield]

What a trip that was. God.

[Trisha Paytas]

I just, like, really, like, really, like, I know for a fact, Brooke, you do not have a photo of you this bad. Like, this. Like, it's one of those things because I.

[Brooke Schofield]

And it's not like, I don't want to call it a blessing. It's the wrong word. But, like, I cannot do that because I throw up after, like, four shots.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, I'll throw up and pass.

[Brooke Schofield]

I think it's antidepressants.

[Trisha Paytas]

I'm so serious. I, like, so I would. I don't think I would have ever stopped drinking if that. Like, if it's. If my body cut me off, you know?

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah, it's. Well, it's kind of scary because then, yeah, it is. Like, you're, like, drunk driving your body, and I can't do that. It's like, literally, it sedates me, like.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Brooke Schofield]

Immediately, all of a sudden, I just.

[Trisha Paytas]

Go, like, I become my.

[Brooke Schofield]

But I felt so sick. That's, like, the reason I haven't been drinking as much recently. Obviously, like, I don't even want to go sober, but it's like, I can't drink without getting so. Sick.

[Trisha Paytas]

I was gonna say, but I'm getting so much hate for myself.

[Brooke Schofield]

No. You know what I'm in trouble for, honestly? So valid. Why was I blinking so hard in the last episode? I was literally, like this.

[Trisha Paytas]

I was really thinking about, like, why I do that, because now I'm, like, hyper aware of it. And I do it a lot off camera. Like, if someone's telling me a long.

[Brooke Schofield]

Story, show, you're listening.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. And I think it comes from my childhood. Like, I think just, like, not being like, I always want people to know that they're heard.

[Brooke Schofield]

Slay.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. I don't know. And I just, like.

[Brooke Schofield]

No, I agree with that. I don't think that's weird. I think that sometimes it's Just like I was trying.

[Trisha Paytas]

I was filming with Trisha today and I became like so hyper aware of my, that I was then like I.

[Brooke Schofield]

Have all these ticks. I have like a mouth fixation on like doing this.

[Trisha Paytas]

It's just so crazy that like I'm licking my lips.

[Brooke Schofield]

It's like, it's like a, it's a medication thing. But I think that might be the blinking too. But just know that like it's better this than what would be happening if I weren't on it. So let's let me blink my fudgeing day away. Hey, they fly away with these lashes.

[Trisha Paytas]

And I just do have to recognize that like the ADHD way that like we talk, interrupting each other every second is not for everyone. And when you hit that like new market, like our fans are more like okay with that and aware of that, you know?

[Brooke Schofield]

But like, yeah, I mean they still don't like it. Nobody likes it. But sometimes I'm like, what one is she going to finish? I don't know if you're ever going to finish.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's the thing. Like just.

[Brooke Schofield]

And then I'll forget my thought. Oh, see.

[Trisha Paytas]

Sorry. I don't know. I couldn't agree more. I just, I just get so scary. Like it's so scary getting in the hyper aware waters because like, like I said today I was filming with Trisha and I became so, so weird because I couldn't stop moving.

[Brooke Schofield]

I've lived my past two years of my life that way. I'm having dexterity issues.

[Trisha Paytas]

Are you?

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah, like major. Today I will. I don't know if this isn't a dexterity thing, but I'm having a hard time keeping things in my mouth. Yeah, like when I'm chewing, things will just fall out and I'm spilling things all over myself and like my, my hands just don't work how they used to. Does that make sense? Like, like even typing, I'm like, I feel like I can't type as fast. Like my brain is working faster but like I physically can't do it. It's almost like drunk.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's scary. That's kind of crazy.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah, I was like worried for a second that maybe I had like some sort of like miss or something, but I think I'm just stupid.

[Trisha Paytas]

It's so weird as we age and like how our bodies change. Like lately I've been having to crack my hips every two minutes and I'm like, okay, grandma, like, what do you mean my hips are out of play? I'm 26. Also does bat baby have cancer?

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

And is it from vaping?

[Brooke Schofield]

Probably. I don't know. I can't confirm or deny that.

[Trisha Paytas]

It's just so sad.

[Brooke Schofield]

I want to talk about Peggy.

[Trisha Paytas]

Peggy.

[Brooke Schofield]

I think pegging this made me sob today and I just need you to see it because we're talking about growing old. And like this literally just like makes like lights my soul on fire. Click. The one that's like very clearly Peggy in the middle. Do you know Peggy?

[Trisha Paytas]

I'm just not emotionally stable enough for like this. I know.

[Brooke Schofield]

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy dear Pe. She's a hundred and she's at the game still and they the whole stadium seeing her husband. Happy birthday.

[Trisha Paytas]

Isn't it so crazy that like when you see older people you just think like that's an older person. Like that she's still just a girl.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah. Makes me really sad. It's like obviously growing old is like such a privilege and it's so beautiful. But it just like, oh, it just like is so sad to me.

[Trisha Paytas]

Do you know that I posted a YouTube video filmed and posted to YouTube when I was like 19 years old, where I imagine right now I like invited my friends over, I invited you over and I said we're going to film a YouTube video, right? And obviously I told them everyone the concept before. But then we all just sat there and the camera was on us and we watched Lena the plug and Adam 22 have live sex in front of us and reacted and I posted it to the Internet and it was monetized and no one said anything.

[Brooke Schofield]

Times have really changed.

[Trisha Paytas]

Like, what do you mean?

[Brooke Schofield]

But why? Like, where'd you get that concept?

[Trisha Paytas]

I think that I was just like, even just with my titles, with everything, Like I was like, what has no one ever done in my realm? How shocking can I go? Like how insane.

[Brooke Schofield]

You've got a brain like that. That is so impressive to me.

[Trisha Paytas]

Like, but that's in like, but like.

[Brooke Schofield]

I mean, yeah, that's wild.

[Trisha Paytas]

Like that's pornhub. Like, what do you mean? Like that, that. I can't believe that was on YouTube. Like then they're the. All the noises and like we watched them like it was me, Yan, Maya, Ashley, Isabella, I think maybe Amari. And we all just sat there fully clothed. Like it was like.

[Brooke Schofield]

I just think like there's something like a little strange about like lowkey getting horny with your friends.

[Trisha Paytas]

But I like, no one was horny.

[Brooke Schofield]

No, someone.

[Trisha Paytas]

Well, I think. Yeah, let's think.

[Brooke Schofield]

Statistically speaking, there's eight People in that room, at least six were horny, I guess. Like, you just. I could. That you could watch, like.

[Trisha Paytas]

Like, but it wasn't horny. It was like, we were, like, at the box. Like, it was like, we just, like, were watching, like, crazy show, but it was a really small room at the same time. Like, it was, like, the size of that room over there. Like, a really small room. Like, they were, like. Like, as probably as far from me as you are. And, like, just a camera on me. And I posted that to YouTube. I said, I watched Lena and Adam have sex published. Wait, and I was.

[Brooke Schofield]

Were you watching them on video?

[Trisha Paytas]

Brooke? No.

[Brooke Schofield]

What?

[Trisha Paytas]

Brooke, no. Like, I'm here. Camera here and there.

[Brooke Schofield]

I thought you were talking about, like, reacting to a video.

[Trisha Paytas]

No, we went to their house, and, like, she's in doggy this far from me getting pounded. And I posted that to. I filmed that. I edited that, and I uploaded that.

[Brooke Schofield]

Oh, yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

And it was monetized. That's. That's not the takeaway, by the way. The monetization. Hold on.

[Brooke Schofield]

I'm just. I guess I'm just puzzled. It's because that. The. The approval process, like, you know what I mean? Like, a lot of people had to agree to that for it to have taken place.

[Trisha Paytas]

And it's like, really, though, like, at that time, I was like.

[Brooke Schofield]

So the friends. Did you. Did you. Like, you did the thing that you were talking about, like, the Austin McBroom, you literally sat with it pressed up.

[Trisha Paytas]

I know.

[Brooke Schofield]

I wish it was still a. Do you think it exists somewhere? You know, they say the Internet is forever.

[Trisha Paytas]

I honestly do. Should I try to find it? It's. And it's so crazy the way my brain works. Like, I was literally about to fall asleep last night, and just all for some reason that just popped in my brain for no reason.

[Brooke Schofield]

Okay, I have a question for you.

[Trisha Paytas]

But, like, let me see if I can find it. Yes, I want. What's your question?

[Brooke Schofield]

Well, you show me first, because it's awesome.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, my God. This is someone reacting to it. Hi, listen. That's me in the video.

[Brooke Schofield]

I'm tipsy right now.

[Trisha Paytas]

Well, how about that?

[Brooke Schofield]

So am I.

[Trisha Paytas]

Top comment is the Internet is a special place. Yeah. Someone said, I thought she was gonna watch their tape, not sit in the splash zone while they played pelvic patty cake. Irl. This website is a circus.

[Brooke Schofield]

But the best thing about the Internet is people's comments.

[Trisha Paytas]

Like, that's. And then the next one is that I worry that Tana's eyes, nose, and mouth are slowly migrating away from her face. So yay.

[Brooke Schofield]

People on the Internet are so funny. You know, today the AutoZone was on fire on fucking Highland, literally. Did you see it? It was the craziest thing I've ever seen in la. Like, it was act. It was a completely engulfed in flames, the whole autozone. Okay? And I'm on Citizen, like, watching the town burn to the ground. And all the comments are like, I just ordered fat Sals.

[Trisha Paytas]

Because, dude, Citizen app is so funny. Do you know that you can go live personally on the Citizen app, by the way? Like, you can go live and then people can come in. And I used to do that all the time with, like, Josie and Ari. And, like, it's insane.

[Brooke Schofield]

Well, I was watching everybody go live, but I need you to. I wish I could show you the videos of it. It was so crazy. Like, I can't believe you didn't see it.

[Trisha Paytas]

Have you been speaking of just things around LA that are just funny and insane? Have you been seeing the OIC cyber trucks? What people are wrapping. All around Los Angeles, people are wrapping cyber trucks in, like, oh, I did Get Skinny.

[Brooke Schofield]

Was like, imagine explaining this to a Victorian oic. I'm like, no, I haven't seen it, but where is it?

[Trisha Paytas]

Or is it. But I can't. I hate cyber trucks so much, and it sucks because in theory, they're so, so ugly.

[Brooke Schofield]

I just think they were just. Just like. It looks like they're gonna get hit by something. They're so big and so sharp.

[Trisha Paytas]

I love how they look. But the.

[Brooke Schofield]

I want to see a crashed cyber truck.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, you're so.

[Brooke Schofield]

What does it look like when it crashes?

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, it's so true. I just think that the cyber truck community is what makes me mad. And why did everybody, like, just leave it silver? Why did everybody universally decide that when.

[Brooke Schofield]

I get ugly, it gets so dirty? It's like. It's like, you know when you have, like, a copper tabletop or something and then it just. Every single watermark mark leaves a permanent stain. That's how it is. It just looks disgusting, so they have to wrap it.

[Trisha Paytas]

I saw a kid green. How do you masturbate when you live with your boyfriend?

[Brooke Schofield]

I already told you.

[Trisha Paytas]

On the toilet. But, like, is that the only way I tried it. No.

[Brooke Schofield]

Or like, when he's there, like. But, like, why do you need to masturbate if your boyfriend's there?

[Trisha Paytas]

Okay, can you hear me out? Here's the thing, right? Like, we're together all the time, and obviously sex is, like, a whole thing.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

You know, and sometimes you just want to get your nut out and keep it pushing.

[Brooke Schofield]

See, I want to get behind you, but sometimes you put me in these positions.

[Trisha Paytas]

I know I'm. And I'm sorry. I am. But, like, obviously some of you. It's just like, I don't. My back doesn't have the arch in it. You know? Like, I don't. Like, I want this to be one task.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

You know what I mean? But then it's like. And obviously, yes, you can go in the bathroom and you can go in the shower, but that's not ideal. I tried your whole toilet shtick. I don't. Like, I. You didn't try it? I swear to God on the Bible, I tried it. I almost texted you. Right.

[Brooke Schofield]

Do you think it's, like a personal thing? Like, do you think, like, for some reason that's just like. Like how I was built? Like, I need to be upright?

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Brooke Schofield]

Because it's not specific to the toilet, by the way. Like, I could be sitting on a couch or on a bed, but, like, I shouldn't be laying down because it's not the same.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's. Yeah. Then that's definitely a personal thing because.

[Brooke Schofield]

I'm going to try standing up when I get home.

[Trisha Paytas]

I've tried that.

[Brooke Schofield]

Have you?

[Trisha Paytas]

It's kind of embarrassing.

[Brooke Schofield]

Feels like your knees.

[Trisha Paytas]

It's really embarrassing.

[Brooke Schofield]

You look like Demi Lovato in Camp Rock.

[Trisha Paytas]

Like, very Disney knee coated, but. And I'm already Disney knee coded, so. But I think you just say so. I tried your whole toilet shtick, and honestly, all I just felt was like, shame, like, walking out of there, I was like, that's embarrassing. Like, you know what I mean? But then it's like, what I'm saying.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah, it is embarrassing. And, like, I almost, like, don't want people to know that about me. But, like, in case I help even one person experience what I had experienced.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's fair. That. No, it's fair. And I. I gave. I haven't tried it with a vibrator, though. I was acoustic. What?

[Brooke Schofield]

You can't. Like, that doesn't even count. That doesn't even count. No. Acoustic isn't real.

[Trisha Paytas]

Acoustic. So acoustic.

[Brooke Schofield]

I'm not even kidding. Like, maybe one time in my 28 years of life have I successfully. Acoustic. Acoustic.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's.

[Brooke Schofield]

And it was only because I was really, really in a bind. I'll go for the theragun quicker than I'll go acoustic.

[Trisha Paytas]

Brooke, Amber. Brooke, Amber.

[Brooke Schofield]

No.

[Trisha Paytas]

You not just say that. No.

[Brooke Schofield]

First of all, I've Already told you that. Don't act like you don't know they even know. But I just. The only thing is, you need at least, like, four layers of protective. Like, there needs to be, like, a blanket, like a hoodie, a pant, a choney, and a spot. Like, you need to have a spot.

[Trisha Paytas]

But it's, like, in my dream world, you know, I'd love to just. What about wank it in my bed?

[Brooke Schofield]

What about parallel play?

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, but then that's a whole thing.

[Brooke Schofield]

Why?

[Trisha Paytas]

Because then it's like, okay, you don't.

[Brooke Schofield]

Watch me, I don't watch you. You just.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's weird as.

[Brooke Schofield]

I don't think it's weird.

[Trisha Paytas]

We're just gonna masturbate next to each other and never bring it up. And, like, never. Like, we'd have. I'd have to be, like, looking and, like. Like, it's more. Yes. No, but then, still, that just feels to me like that's still one step up from just a daily wank. A c. Like a casual wink.

[Brooke Schofield]

Well, you have a mansion. Like, go to another room.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, no, you're right.

[Brooke Schofield]

I, like, you should be worried about people like me.

[Trisha Paytas]

I get what you're saying. I just.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah, just say, hey, I've got a. Wank it, please. Can I just wink it really quick? Is that what you say? Can I please just jack off?

[Trisha Paytas]

I wouldn't say that to him.

[Brooke Schofield]

That's what you say.

[Trisha Paytas]

But that's. That's what I'm saying. Like, I only say that to, like, you because the other, like, terms feel, like, sexy.

[Brooke Schofield]

What are your other terms?

[Trisha Paytas]

No, Come on, come on, come on. I. Don't be weird. I'm not busy. Leave me alone. Don't be weird. I'm done. I just. I really, like, I'm. See this. I'm almost like, I am asking Brooke, but I'm also just asking people about there. You live with your partner?

[Brooke Schofield]

I think this would be a good question for sex with Emily. You guys, I've been talking to Tana about having this sex therapist that I met on the podcast.

[Trisha Paytas]

We really should.

[Brooke Schofield]

And, like, she has so she's just, like, everything to her. Like, nothing is off limits. Everything's so comfortable and stuff. And I'm like, I'm just not there yet. You don't even know. As a late bloomer, like, I didn't have sex until I was, like, 40, and then even then, I was, like, really only, like, base model. Like, doing, like, very. You know.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, I feel like I know what the sex therapist would say, you know? Like, incorporate whatever. But I'm saying.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah, she would say, like, have an open and clear communication line with your partner.

[Trisha Paytas]

And I totally could do that, you know, But I'm just saying, like, how do people who, like, essentially live with their partner hit the private wink? Like, and I'm just also imagining him gaming, and then all of a sudden it's like. And he just looks over and I'm like, that's so weird.

[Brooke Schofield]

Like, what's crazy is that was like, such an accurate depiction of, like, what happens.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, like, it's just like.

[Brooke Schofield]

Well, imagine, like, imagine you walk in on me in the toilet and my legs are like.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's what I'm saying. Like, how I just. There's got.

[Brooke Schofield]

I don't do it on the toilet all the time, by the way. This was like a real, like, accidental discovery.

[Trisha Paytas]

No, because you had to carry your vibrator into the toilet.

[Brooke Schofield]

It was a real. Like, there was nowhere else to go. And the thing is that that shower at that venue had a leak. It had a leak. And so I couldn't just be in there forever because it would have filled the entire place with water. So I had to separate the two.

[Trisha Paytas]

I can't believe you discovered masturbating on the toilet at a venue before we went on stage.

[Brooke Schofield]

We should say masturbating sitting up. It doesn't have to be on the toilet.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, you're right. You're right. And that's better. I would want to say that too.

[Brooke Schofield]

But, like, if you're hanging off the edge, like, you never know, you know.

[Trisha Paytas]

What else do we have? I feel like we can't just have.

[Brooke Schofield]

That was way too long of a masturbation conversation.

[Trisha Paytas]

I know, but I, like, I really want answers and I don't have them yet. Like, I'm trying to figure out.

[Brooke Schofield]

That should have been on Patreon.

[Trisha Paytas]

How to bring on a casual wink. That's so fair. Euphoria is never coming back.

[Brooke Schofield]

Wait, how do you know the people?

[Trisha Paytas]

And maybe this is just like a tick tock lie. I keep falling for tick tock lies. Like I thought.

[Brooke Schofield]

Me too.

[Trisha Paytas]

The other day I saw this tick tock and it was like, it said that Lana Del Rey commented on Lizzo's post telling her to get on the treadmill. And all the comments were, like, acting as if it was valid. And then I scrolled down to the very bottom and there was like one person saying this was fake. And I was like, that is up.

[Brooke Schofield]

Like, yeah, it's really crazy, but.

[Trisha Paytas]

But I saw on tick tock that Euphoria is allegedly never coming back. And if that is the case, and I understand why, Like, I think it's been too long.

[Brooke Schofield]

They all became too successful, honestly.

[Trisha Paytas]

And, like, I think Angus Cloud was such a vital part of Euphoria. And, like, I understand if it never came back. But then it's like, can the creator sit down and tell us what the happened to R's suitcase? Like, how? Like, I just want the end of the story. Like, they.

[Brooke Schofield]

We need one long episode.

[Trisha Paytas]

They left us on such a cliffhanger that it's like, what do you mean? It's just never.

[Brooke Schofield]

I don't like when a show has. It's been so long since the show is, like, I didn't even remember what you were talking about when you just said the suitcase, really. But euphoria was a little bit dark to me. And honestly, I, like, I hate to be like, a Karen, but, like, I definitely don't think it's what our youth should be consuming.

[Trisha Paytas]

Wow.

[Brooke Schofield]

You know what I mean? It was, like, really. It was heavy. Every. All Sam Levinson shows are very heavy.

[Trisha Paytas]

I know. I guess you could argue, though, that it's, like, a good education.

[Brooke Schofield]

Well. And it's just artistic. Like, it's a very. Like, it's just. It's cool, but it's like.

[Trisha Paytas]

It's one of the more accurate depictions of mental health in today's society. I like that. I've seen.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah, but, like, high schoolers, like, yeah. I don't know. My high school was not like that.

[Trisha Paytas]

My high school was just like that. I think that's why, like. Like, my high school experience was very similar to Euphoria.

[Brooke Schofield]

I had one friend who did drugs, and she was just, like, crazy.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's crazy. No, Like, I was rude to a T. I am R to a T. Yeah.

[Brooke Schofield]

No.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. And, like. Yeah, I don't know.

[Brooke Schofield]

You were rue.

[Trisha Paytas]

I'm definitely rue.

[Brooke Schofield]

I think I would want to be like, Maude or what's her name in the movie or in the show.

[Trisha Paytas]

I don't remember.

[Brooke Schofield]

Lexi.

[Trisha Paytas]

Is this play about us?

[Brooke Schofield]

That's Cassie.

[Trisha Paytas]

No, no, no, I know, but I'm saying she wrote the play, right?

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah. God, I love Sydney Sweeney. Who would you want to play you in a. In a movie about yourself? Because that's my answer. Sydney Sweeney.

[Trisha Paytas]

For you.

[Brooke Schofield]

The Queen of Melrose, to be accurate.

[Trisha Paytas]

Jennifer Coolidge. The Queen of Melrose.

[Brooke Schofield]

Have you ever seen the movie Wanderlust? You h. It's easily the funniest movie I've ever seen. I just watched it for the first time. It's with Jennifer Aniston and Paul. I want to say Paul Rudd. Funniest movie I've ever seen. You will literally die.

[Trisha Paytas]

I watched it tonight. Honestly, it was so. I just finished BoJack Horseman, and I need a support group. Here's what I'm going to go on the record and say.

[Brooke Schofield]

What's BoJack Horseman about?

[Trisha Paytas]

Brooke, I'm. I have to say right now, Dexter has always been, since the dawn of time, my favorite show of all time. And I. BoJack Horseman might be my favorite show I've ever watched in my entire life. Like, it changed my life, really.

[Brooke Schofield]

Aaron's saying the same thing.

[Trisha Paytas]

It is the most.

[Brooke Schofield]

I just don't like animated things.

[Trisha Paytas]

I know, I know, I know. I know. I can. I do. But I'm. I'm genuinely saying if these were people, like, I almost feel like it doesn't get the credit that it deserves because it's not people. But it is the most accurate, deep, dark depiction of mental health I've ever seen.

[Brooke Schofield]

See, yeah, I don't. I don't want that. I want to feel happy.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, then, yeah, definitely don't watch it. But it's the greatest show I've ever seen, let me just tell you. Essentially. And it's also based in Hollywood, which is really cool. So, like, it's all cartoon and it's like, all places we've gone in stories and whatever. And BoJack Horseman is based on. Some people argue he's not, but, like, I'm just going to explain it to you as if he is on Bob Saget, like, on, like, he had a show like Full House. He played the happy dad. He ends up, like, growing up and kind of becoming this, like, dark person. And he's a raging alcoholic, and he just up his own life over and over again. But you love him. And it's. Oh, my God, it's. It just. It's. It's the greatest show I've ever seen.

[Brooke Schofield]

Maybe I do have to watch it, but again, I get so, like, I truly, like, get really affected by things. Like, I'll carry, like, a movie with me, like, for days at a time.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. I've never felt. I finished it last night. I watched the finale, and I've never felt pain. Like, it leaves you with this. I don't think I've ever watched a show that leaves you with the same feeling. The character feels so deep inside of you. Like, I genuinely felt, like, empty and.

[Brooke Schofield]

Like, I don't want to feel empty.

[Trisha Paytas]

But it's so good. It's just so good. And it's really funny, too. How many? Because it's still funny. It's just dark humor, and a lot of the things that are funny are, like, up and sad. Like, the things that he's doing. But, like, so many of the scenes, like, every person is a person, you know, like every per. Like, one of the characters is literally identically Natalie Bowling. Like, it's just, like, it's very. Because it's like all these people that, you know in Hollywood. Princess Carolyn is Natalie. Boeing to a T. It's so funny. But, like. Like, you. I think you would think I'm BoJack, and it might make you hate me more, but it.

[Brooke Schofield]

Hate me more is crazy. The people already think it.

[Trisha Paytas]

I hate me more. I didn't mean to project that on to you. You need to watch it. It's just. I can't even.

[Brooke Schofield]

I will. If I ever want to feel empty.

[Trisha Paytas]

If you ever just.

[Brooke Schofield]

And I don't empty your.

[Trisha Paytas]

I don't think any show, like, when. Whenever people say, like, Hollywood is so dark. Right? And, like, Hollywood is so cutthroat. People are so evil. It's so different here than anywhere else. I've never seen a show so accurately depict what people are really like here. Like, and I'm almost thinking that people in other places watch this and they're like, oh, this must be exaggerated. And, like, it's not. And, like, it's just nuts. And it's like a cartoon horse. Like, it's crazy. If it were people, it would.

[Brooke Schofield]

He's a cartoon horse.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah.

[Brooke Schofield]

Guess that makes sense. BoJack Horseman.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. And he lives in a house in Hollywood Hills, and he has just, like, a crazy life, and it's. It's nuts.

[Brooke Schofield]

Maybe one day I like to feel really happy, and I. I like to be distracted from my empty, sad feelings. Don't watch it then.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, you really shouldn't. I have another show. Make me as sad as the show has made me ever in my entire life, honestly. But now I love it. I love that. Me up. I don't know.

[Brooke Schofield]

Sometimes it's nice. Like, a real. A good, sad song, but, like.

[Trisha Paytas]

But seven seasons of a show that's, like, really sad.

[Brooke Schofield]

Too much?

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. Greatest show I've ever seen, though.

[Brooke Schofield]

Trying to think of, like, something else you should watch now. Like, what are all my favorite shows?

[Trisha Paytas]

I'm trying to think.

[Brooke Schofield]

I've watched everything.

[Trisha Paytas]

I need to watch the Martha Stewart documentary, too still, immediately.

[Brooke Schofield]

That might be the very next thing you need to Watch.

[Trisha Paytas]

Speaking of very next, can we talk about the Next Top Model? That was such a stupid segue.

[Brooke Schofield]

I loved it. But wait, what's going on?

[Trisha Paytas]

Well, I was. I was gonna talk about Martha Stewart. How I keep saying, seeing her be, like, such a. On my timeline.

[Brooke Schofield]

I love.

[Trisha Paytas]

I love it.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah. Who is she just saying? She's like, yeah, he came on my show. He's pretty good at what he does. Watch out, wife.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, that's what I was talking about. Like, she was saying, watch out, wife, about somebody's husband. And then he came to her house. I was like, martha. And she's like, 80. I just feel like you never see people shameless. You never see people be, like, 75 and like that. Like, really?

[Brooke Schofield]

I feel like every grandparent I've ever known has been like that. Just ruthless. Shameless.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, I guess I just mean in the spotlight, like, oh, yeah. But did you grow up watching America's Next Top Model? Yes, I watched it religiously. It's one of my favorite shows of all time. I think it is amazing reality television. And I feel like a lot of shows now. Like, now when we think about reality television and look back on it, like a Jersey Shore. Any. Just any shows, you're like, that wouldn't fly today, right? And you're like, that was. That's a little up in today's standard standards, right? But I remember watching America's Next Top Model at the time and thinking, like, this is so up. Like, it's like Tyra Banks just hazing these.

[Brooke Schofield]

Like, making them remember when they shaved a gap in her teeth.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's literally what I was just gonna say. Making the shave gaps in their teeth and shave their head, and they're sobbing, and then she just sends them home. Like, imagine you shave your head bald in a gap in your teeth, and Tyra Banks is like, you suck at this.

[Brooke Schofield]

That's like, literally every time I've ever dated a man. I, like, completely adapt my personality and then get kicked to the curb.

[Trisha Paytas]

And then you're just standing there toothless.

[Brooke Schofield]

I'm just sitting there on my horse, like, what? What now?

[Trisha Paytas]

Exactly. And she would just always do that. Like, there was an episode, remember, where she made girls, like, cosplay different races and shoot as that, like, the craziest sh. And just, like, would, like, one girl couldn't read, like, had dyslexia, makes her read in front of everyone. Then, like, tell her she's a horrible model and boots are off the show. Like, just genuine hazing. And, like, if you really think about it as well. It's very sad the amount of these girls dreams that were crushed when in reality they're all beautiful.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah. I remember seeing one girl like they, she was like, sorry, you're a fatty. And she's like a size four.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, like just like. And these are just like five. There are hundreds of examples. The show went on for so long, like, you know what I mean? And it's finally now on Vice there is a documentary exposing the horrors of America's Next Top Model. And I haven't watched it yet but I'm like new. Yeah, I've got to watch.

[Brooke Schofield]

What spice is that? Like online. I know what it is but like where do you get that? Like you have to be on the Internet.

[Trisha Paytas]

I don't know actually. But I don't care. I'm locked in. I have to watch it. You know, Tyra Banks is one of the only. I always say this is the one of the only celebrities I've ever had like a bad experience with.

[Brooke Schofield]

Personally, I, I can never forget that story.

[Trisha Paytas]

Thank you. That's so sweet. You're welcome.

[Brooke Schofield]

I don't hate you.

[Trisha Paytas]

I don't think you hate me. I didn't. I really am not kidding. Like I love you more than ever and I know you love me. That is my love for you is growing every day. I'm really excited for your birthday too. I've been doing too but you made.

[Brooke Schofield]

Me a little nervous. That text you sent me.

[Trisha Paytas]

I've been the birthday fairy. Like I've just been doing digging, trying to find things out. Nothing crazy. It's just like really fun. I've been having a lot of fun with your birthday all month. Okay.

[Brooke Schofield]

That makes me happy.

[Trisha Paytas]

Do you use chat GPT?

[Brooke Schofield]

No, but I want to start because everybody's like so good at it. If I had that in college, I would be a nurse right now by the way. I would have passed.

[Trisha Paytas]

I've been using it so much lately cuz I've been crying like every day. I don't want to go into the whole house lore of it all. It is such a champagne problem. It's such a blessing. But this is exactly why I like was so scared to do it because it is in taking so much information about things that I just do not understand.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah. And you don't want to lock yourself into something that you like weren't. Weren't completely aware of because it was just too much at once.

[Trisha Paytas]

And I'm coming to the conclusion that like that's what's going to happen no matter how much research I do. There are so many things that I just won't and can't and don't understand. And it's not like these are easy things. Like it's.

[Brooke Schofield]

I think it's hard too, not having somebody who can advise you like on a personal level. Like everybody who's advising you right now is like your business manager, the real estate agent, like all people who like.

[Trisha Paytas]

You know what I mean?

[Brooke Schofield]

Like, it needs to be like a parent or something.

[Trisha Paytas]

And I'm so grateful to God for my real estate agent, Sasha. She's actually a great friend of mine. I was friends with her sister. I've known her forever. And she, her and I are way more similar in age. So she has been really helping me with like explanations. So obviously all. And I've always had this problem, like even just with my lawyers, like whenever I'm in a lawsuit and they're trying to explain the law to me. Like the way that people two generations above us explain to our brain rot generation. Like, even if I am on the full dose of my medicine, my attention span cannot handle these like insane wraparound explanations with eight analogies about things. Like, I need just directly answers. Like, and I feel like I've been in all these meetings where I'm asking like the most simple question and it's like, it's like, what is escrow? And then it's like a 30 minute explanation with 90 analogies and then I still don't know. Right?

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah.

[Trisha Paytas]

And I was at a football game with Mario Salman recently and Mario Salman, he didn't understand the football game and so he asked chatgpt, can you explain football to me in short gay terms? Right. And then Chat GPT writes back and is like essentially giving this whole analogy about how football is like an episode of RuPaul's Drag Race and like, why? And I was reading it and I was like, oh my God. Like I literally completely understand football now. This is amazing. The amount of times I've had someone try to explain this to me. Like, it doesn't make sense.

[Brooke Schofield]

It's scary because it's like, that's amazing. But also like, oh, no, but it's.

[Trisha Paytas]

Listen to this. Like, I can't read the one. Wait, can you, can you explain, like, okay, I said, can you explain to me in short gay terms the negative downsides of buying a home when the previous seller has a lien on the property. Right? And mind you, I was on an hour call with five people trying to explain this to me for an hour. I hung Up, I cried. I asked Chatgpt this. And they go. Buying a house with a lien is like inheriting someone else's messy ex, AKA yourself. Stuck with their baggage until the lean is cleared, you can't fully own the house. And honey, that's a whole drama. It's giving red flag vibes for your finances. So check the receipts first. Like, I'm Lear. I've learned so much.

[Brooke Schofield]

That is amazing.

[Trisha Paytas]

It's in, like, there was. There's another one I'm trying to find. Like, can you. I was saying, like, can you explain to me, in short, gay terms, the negative downsides of, like, having other people be a trustee on your property with you? And, like, what the does that mean? Right? Same thing, hour call, five people trying to explain it to me. Chad, GPT is like, the downside if your blind trustee isn't serving trustworthy vibes. They can mess up your whole fantasy, mismanage funds or make bad calls. Plus, you lose some control. So if they fumble, it's your coin on the line. Choose wisely, Diva. And then I just call back and I'm like, okay, now I completely understand. Like, it's.

[Brooke Schofield]

That's so funny and so amazing. Almost like, how is there not a real human being on the other line of that?

[Trisha Paytas]

Isn't that so insane? Like, I've been using it to explain. Even just the other day, like, bees. I was like, why do people say save the bees? And then they explained it all to me in short, gay terms. And now I'm like, no, save the bees.

[Brooke Schofield]

I don't think I'm even supposed to be alive at this time. Like, it doesn't make any sense because I'm still trying to understand how a camera takes a picture.

[Trisha Paytas]

Wait for it. Can you explain, in short, gay terms, how a camera takes a picture? Light hits the lens, slays through to the sensor and leaves its impression like a flawless red carpet photo. The shutters, the gatekeeper deciding how much light gets in. Snap. It captures the moment, giving you a pixel perfect memory to serve. Like.

[Brooke Schofield]

Like, yes, but, like, you cannot. Like, there's. I don't think there's anything in the world that can make. Like, people are watching us right now as it really happened in, like, you know what I mean?

[Trisha Paytas]

Like, because of these things. Things.

[Brooke Schofield]

But how? And the fact that these were invented, like, before a suitcase had wheels on it.

[Trisha Paytas]

Like, you're lying.

[Brooke Schofield]

A suitcase had wheels on it, like, 30 years ago. Like, before that, they were just carrying them around. That's why in all the videos, they're.

[Trisha Paytas]

Just carrying, like, the trunks, like, are canceled.

[Brooke Schofield]

Like, my grandpa was telling me about how he would, like, run through the airport and he didn't have wheels on his suitcase. And now I'm pissed that I didn't think of that. And, like, not that I cook was.

[Trisha Paytas]

A lie, but it is crazy. There's, like, nothing left to invent, you know, that I feel there are.

[Brooke Schofield]

You'll hear about it tomorrow and you'll be like, why the was that not me?

[Trisha Paytas]

I know. That's my parents. That was their whole shtick. They were always trying to think of a new invention to, like, get us out of poverty. And I was like, mom, just get a job.

[Brooke Schofield]

My mom thinks she's done it, like, twice a day.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, it's not. What is that? I don't know. Do you know Chat GPT apparently uses water, like, the machines? And so then that could be like, a serious problem for our future. Like, how much water Chat GPT uses. Why do they need water?

[Brooke Schofield]

But, like, I also don't. That. That makes me sound really stupid. But it's like, isn't there always more water? Like, why can't we find water?

[Trisha Paytas]

And now I want to ask Chat cbt.

[Brooke Schofield]

And I get it. Like, we're like, sometimes we're in a drought, but it's like, why can't we get it? Doesn't water come from the ground? Can't we just get more?

[Trisha Paytas]

But like, it's like, at the rate of consumption.

[Brooke Schofield]

Oh, so we're consuming it faster than. I think that's what it is. Yeah. Okay, then that makes sense. But like, I know that sounds stupid, but just like, I'm trying to learn.

[Trisha Paytas]

You let me know.

[Brooke Schofield]

I need it. Is it an app?

[Trisha Paytas]

Yes, just the Chat GPT app. I'm not kidding. It's really been saving my life.

[Brooke Schofield]

Is it free?

[Trisha Paytas]

I pay for the whole thing, though, because it's like, actually saving my life. Life as of late.

[Brooke Schofield]

I don't know why, you know, people are using chat. Wait, first of all, Hawk to a girl started an app. She started an app. I'm obsessed with her grind. Like, she's giving me Jake Paul energy.

[Trisha Paytas]

She's signed by him.

[Brooke Schofield]

See, like you. Do you think he is behind this? Like, she started an app that's essentially like AI dating advice.

[Trisha Paytas]

From her?

[Brooke Schofield]

No, from. It's like artificial intelligence. I don't think it has anything to do with her. I think she just, like, she started it.

[Trisha Paytas]

She's slang so hard.

[Brooke Schofield]

I know. I'm obsessed with her.

[Trisha Paytas]

I know.

[Brooke Schofield]

But like, you Know, like, I don't know. I'm just, I'm into it.

[Trisha Paytas]

Damn. I, like want to know. I want to know who's like ideating these things. I've been. I think I'm just gonna send Jake like seven questions. I'm like, how much did Mike Tyson make? Like, I need to know.

[Brooke Schofield]

He said he threw him an extra 5 million for lasting or he said he would, so I'm assuming he did. Crazy Pookie and Jet had their baby. They. The baby wore home a fifteen hundred dollar outfit.

[Trisha Paytas]

Do you see her doing her glam too?

[Brooke Schofield]

Yes. And I'm obsessed with that. Somebody posted a tick tock about how it was like, weird, but I'm like, that's been happening. That's like a tale as old as time. Like my mom had a full face of makeup when she had me.

[Trisha Paytas]

Really? Yeah. Like, I think that's so iconic. And it's also like, people don't talk about enough how like. And this is, this says everything about like the womanhood trope. But like doing your makeup is so soothing. Like if I was like in a lot of pain freaking out about how I'm about to give birth, like contouring would like I. Yeah.

[Brooke Schofield]

Or I just feel like if I felt pretty, I'd be like pushing.

[Trisha Paytas]

Like it's so true though. It's so fair. Like, I, I couldn't agree more. Do you, someone from when you give.

[Brooke Schofield]

Birth, are you going to let like your husband just like look right into the, your like, uterus?

[Trisha Paytas]

I'm peeing.

[Brooke Schofield]

But like, you know how like my biggest fear is like, in that like not even having like control over the room when that happens, you know what I mean? Like, like I'm laying there, I'm pushing, like I'm in so much pain. Like, if you wanted to walk over here, what am I gonna do?

[Trisha Paytas]

Get up and scream? I, I don't know. I don't think I could have anybody see that.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah, someone to see me from like my, from my shoulder.

[Trisha Paytas]

You know what I mean? Like, yes, but I'm not gonna like.

[Brooke Schofield]

I want them to see the same thing I do, which is just legs.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yes, I agree 100%.

[Brooke Schofield]

You're giving birth. I know that you think you don't want to have a baby, but you do.

[Trisha Paytas]

I want babies, but how I get them is not me. I don't have it in me. Brooke. I had a fudgeing panic attack at Trisha Paytas. How so embarrassing in front of her to imagine this. We're like about to start A show. And I think I hear ringing in the room. There's no ringing, like, in the room at all. And I start having a literal panic attack because I'm convincing myself that I have tinnitus and I'm about to have a stroke and I'm going to die. There's. Imagine her. She's like, I'm getting into business with this. Like, so I. I just. I don't think I have it in me. Like, I don't. I don't. I really don't. I think I know it all.

[Brooke Schofield]

You're going to loosen up.

[Trisha Paytas]

Maybe I will. But I'm just such a paranoid person. It's crazy.

[Brooke Schofield]

I'm, like, really in a craze where I'm like, if I got pregnant right now, I don't think I would be, like, so upset just because I'm 30. Well, I'm 28 or I'm 20.

[Trisha Paytas]

You have to me just. I just want to let you guys know, in the past 24 hours, Brooke, to me, has said I'm 30, like, 30 times. You're not 30.

[Brooke Schofield]

I'm about to be 28.

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah, but, like, think about two years. That's a long time. Like, think about two years ago. You know, you're still in your 20s.

[Brooke Schofield]

I just don't want to be, like, a super old parent. Like, well, I. I don't mind being an old parent, but, like, what if my kid wants to, like, run around and I can't run around anymore.

[Trisha Paytas]

I have a question. Would I be a bad parent? We're talking about things that kids want to do. I was waking up today at, like, 10:30, and to me, that is truly 6:30. I just mean that I've been watching a lot of podcasts on, like, sleep studies and stuff, and I'm learning more that some people are just, like, genetically or, like, in their formative years, like, when they're born. And, like, can actually genetically become, like, night owls. You know what I mean? I'm like, I. I know. That's me. Like, to me, 10:30 is 6:30am and obviously now and again I can get up early, but then I just feel awful. I feel like until noon, I'm not present at all. Like, I'm not. And no matter what, I'm always gonna go to bed late. So it's just like, the earlier it is, the less sleep I get, no matter what. And I was like, am I a bad parent one day if, like, I never once really take my kids to school? Like, if I, like, had, like, if makoa did that every day, and then I picked them up every day. Or, like, if I. If I was present in their lives in every single way, like, I'll make their lunches the night before. I'll do everything. But, like, I can't. That's why. That's the only reason I dropped out of school. And, like, by the time I was in, like, fifth grade, I would cry every single day about having to get up. Like, I even.

[Brooke Schofield]

I was like, miserable getting up for.

[Trisha Paytas]

School, but everyone else did it.

[Brooke Schofield]

I don't think that makes you a bad parent. I just think, like, what if you want to, like, put her little hair.

[Trisha Paytas]

In, like, little pigtails, like, we're gonna have to do the overnight curls or something? Like, I think so. It's like, I'm serious. Like, I remember as a young kid thinking, like, I hate myself. Why am I not like the other kids? Because it wasn't just like, an, oh, I'm tired. Like, everyone's tired. It was like, this different level of, like. Like, really bad. Like, I think most parents would, like, have done something about that. Obviously mine didn't. But, like, I would scream and cry every single day, every day, all the way up until I dropped out because it was too early for me. Like, and it's like, so it is really strange.

[Brooke Schofield]

I don't really.

[Trisha Paytas]

Like, I don't think I can get up at 7am every single.

[Brooke Schofield]

I don't think that makes you a bad parent, to answer your question.

[Trisha Paytas]

But, like, I would be the best parent in every single way. But, like, I know for a fact I cannot take them to school at, like, 7:00am every day.

[Brooke Schofield]

Well, hopefully you have a bus route.

[Trisha Paytas]

That's true.

[Brooke Schofield]

I rode the bus. It's formative.

[Trisha Paytas]

I never rode the bus.

[Brooke Schofield]

I rode the bus in the love of my life, Juan, was on my bus, and he was a year older than me, and he didn't speak English, but we had a special connection.

[Trisha Paytas]

Every time in your life that you've told someone I love you, like, was that hard for you? Do you remember that? Like, the first time you told anyone I love you?

[Brooke Schofield]

No.

[Trisha Paytas]

Like, I had this realization today that. That, like, I always have done it in very. Like, even with Macoa. I, like, got him blacked out. I got blacked out, and then I was like, I love you. Like, I couldn't say it, like, before.

[Brooke Schofield]

I don't feel that way about I love you, but I feel that way about. Like, you've probably experience this. I find it's like, really hard for me to like, even if I feel like I love someone so much and I, like, I think they're the world of them, it's really hard for me to, like, put it into words. Yeah. Like, say it, like, makes me, like, feel so strange.

[Trisha Paytas]

I was just thinking about the first time I ever said I love you to someone. It was Victor Aguero in seventh grade. And I said, did you love him? I thought I was so in love with him. I've always felt so deeply. Like, in seventh grade, I was like. Like, I'm madly in love with this person. And then I said, I L, W Y. Like, I, like. I, like, wrote it out and, like, made him figure out what that meant. And I was saying, like, I'm in love with you. And then he didn't love me back.

[Brooke Schofield]

No. Yeah. How do you know? He told you?

[Trisha Paytas]

Yeah. But then he ended up being my first kiss after he didn't love you.

[Brooke Schofield]

See, that's where it all began.

[Trisha Paytas]

And then I. His best friend while he was in jail.

[Brooke Schofield]

There you go.

[Trisha Paytas]

And then while he was in jail. Yeah. And now he's in jail for life still.

[Brooke Schofield]

For life.

[Trisha Paytas]

Well, at that time, he got out. But you know me. I was. I was. And listen to how diabolical this is, even at this age. I was so upset. It was for, like, graffiti, right? He was doing graffiti, and he went. And I thought it was the end of the world, right? And I'm like, I was heartbroken that this man went to jail, right? And I'm like, oh, my God, he's never gonna get out. Like, what's gonna happen? I'm crying every, every day. And so then I start crying to his best friend about it and bonding with his best friend. And then we hooked up.

[Brooke Schofield]

It's trauma bond. But then I get how that could happen. It's like, I shouldn't make that comparison. Yeah, but we've talked about that before.

[Trisha Paytas]

It's.

[Brooke Schofield]

I completely. I guess I understand how that could happen. But if my friend. If I died and BB Was trying to, like, you know, grieve with somebody who was also grieving me, and then she ended up like my guy, I would kill him for myself. And then her. Or wait, I would kill her. I would come back and kill her.

[Trisha Paytas]

I'm trying to think if I really would, like, if I died, and then, like, yep, everyone's dead.

[Brooke Schofield]

Everybody.

[Trisha Paytas]

Mm. Yeah. If I ever die and someone I know, it starts like, fucking Makoa. Y'all better handle that.

[Brooke Schofield]

You would have so much fun haunting somebody, though.

[Trisha Paytas]

Oh, my God.

[Brooke Schofield]

You'd be so good at it.

[Trisha Paytas]

Mm. Well, I think it's time we go on over to the Patreon.

[Brooke Schofield]

Guess what I just got.

[Trisha Paytas]

What?

[Brooke Schofield]

An email from to us.

[Trisha Paytas]

Brooke, I'm done. All right, guys, we'll see you over on the Patreon. We had a bunch of you over there send us voice memos, and we're going to give you some toxic tips and advice we love.