Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - Episode 105: WHY PAIGE IS FINALLY QUITTING WORKING FOR TANA...

Release Date: December 12, 2024
Hosts: Tana Mongeau, Brooke Schofield, and Chris
Producer: Cancelled & Audioboom Studios

Introduction

The episode kicks off with the hosts engaging in their typical banter, sharing laughs and setting a relaxed tone for the discussion ahead. Tana Mongeau immediately dives into a deeply personal topic, signaling that the first 20 minutes of the podcast will center around a significant event involving her idol, Chelsea Handler.

Encounter with Chelsea Handler

Tana recounts an intense and almost surreal experience where she found herself seated next to Chelsea Handler on a flight:

• Tana Mongeau [02:37]: "Okay. I just want to apologize to the two of you right now. For the first 20 minutes of this podcast. It's going to be about one thing and one thing only, and that is Chelsea Handler."

The encounter was unexpected and emotionally overwhelming for Tana. She describes her heightened anxiety and inability to approach Chelsea, despite the proximity:

• Tana Mongeau [06:10]: "I have access to a doctor, a coach, and even a supportive community all through the app on your phone. Have a question about your meds side effects. You've got a care team on standby to help you navigate it all."

Tana shares how she recognized Chelsea instantly and was struck by her idol's presence, leading to a moment of self-doubt and fear of damaging her parasocial relationship:

• Tana Mongeau [07:10]: "And I just thought to myself, like, God, I really fucking love Chelsea Handler, okay?"

Despite multiple opportunities to interact, Tana found herself too anxious to speak, reflecting on the significance of the moment and the potential regret she felt for not taking action:

• Tana Mongeau [09:20]: "But I had the inn interaction gone because I obviously I'm sitting there and I'm playing out how this interaction can go a thousand times over. And like, had it gone the negative ways, I'm realizing, like, if I walked up to Adam Sandler and he told me to fuck off, like, I think I could stomach that."

Claircognizant Experiences and Premonitions

Tana introduces the concept of her being "claircognizant," suggesting an ability to foresee events:

• Tana Mongeau [02:51]: "I have to get all of this off my chest. First of all, I think I'm claircognizant."

She narrates a series of instances where dreams and thoughts seemed to predict real-life events:

• Tana Mongeau [22:08]: "I just keep bleeding. I couldn't even muster out bless you, like, and it's just like, where is..."

This phenomenon extends to her receiving opportunities that align eerily with her thoughts and dreams, further blurring the lines between coincidence and destiny.

Quitting Employment and Transitioning Roles

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to the decision of Paige, Tana’s long-time assistant, to leave her role. The hosts delve into the personal and professional implications of this transition:

• Tana Mongeau [41:11]: "You have to. You're literally getting paid to run someone else's life."

Chris shares his perspective on the pressures of being an assistant, highlighting the desire for personal freedom:

• Chris [40:21]: "I'm getting past my expiration date..."

The conversation touches on the importance of having a reliable and compatible assistant, acknowledging Paige’s unique contributions and the emotional impact of her departure:

• Tana Mongeau [42:43]: "I don't think anyone will ever have Paige's personality. Like the Makoa always talks about this like genuinely like the levity that you bring to like hard situations and the humor."

Celebrity Interactions and Anecdotes

Beyond Chelsea Handler, the episode features various anecdotes about interactions with other celebrities and public figures:

• Tana Mongeau [75:35]: "I'm a carpenter. I am a carpenter."

She humorously recounts plans to interact with celebrities like John Mayer and Cara Delevingne, blending reality with exaggerated fantasies:

• Chris [76:21]: "I am not kidding. But knowing Zach Ryan's up in arms over..."

These stories illustrate the hosts' fascination with celebrity culture and the often humorous or awkward situations that arise from it.

Personal Anecdotes and Confessions

The hosts open up about their personal lives, sharing experiences ranging from dealing with unwanted attention to navigating the complexities of social interactions:

• Dani [49:28]: "But it's like, I don't want it. You know what I mean? Like, why would I."

Tana discusses her ongoing struggles with self-image and the societal pressures surrounding beauty standards:

• Tana Mongeau [86:00]: "I have to see, like, I fear you're gonna have to do a naked push up."

The conversation shifts to light-hearted topics such as tattoos, favorite foods, and the challenges of maintaining personal aesthetics:

• Dani [105:29]: "My list of topics is so funny. It says her name, and then it says, mom shaming. Pap smear. Mouse ate a carrot. Bottom of my feet are cracked."

Mental Health and Coping Mechanisms

Throughout the episode, there are undercurrents addressing mental health, stress, and coping mechanisms:

• Tana Mongeau [06:10]: "Makoa was like, are you good? No. I keep crying. Like, I literally keep tearing up."

The hosts discuss strategies for managing anxiety and the importance of self-care, subtly advocating for mental well-being amidst their high-energy lifestyle.

Conclusion

As the episode winds down, the hosts reflect on their relationships with each other and their journey together. They emphasize the importance of mutual support and understanding, especially during transitions like Paige’s departure:

• Tana Mongeau [43:09]: "I think Kyla was an amazing assistant. I think Natalie was an amazing..."

The episode concludes with heartfelt messages to their audience, expressing gratitude and love, while hinting at future episodes that promise to continue exploring personal and celebrity-driven narratives.

Notable Quotes

• Tana Mongeau [02:37]: "For the first 20 minutes of this podcast. It's going to be about one thing and one thing only, and that is Chelsea Handler."
• Tana Mongeau [06:10]: "Makoa was like, are you good? No. I keep crying. Like, I literally keep tearing up."
• Tana Mongeau [09:20]: "But I had the inn interaction gone because I obviously I'm sitting there and I'm playing out how this interaction can go a thousand times over."
• Chris [40:21]: "I'm getting past my expiration date..."
• Tana Mongeau [42:43]: "I don't think anyone will ever have Paige's personality."
• Dani [49:28]: "But it's like, I don't want it. You know what I mean? Like, why would I."
• Tana Mongeau [86:00]: "I have to see, like, I fear you're gonna have to do a naked push up."
• Chris [76:21]: "I am not kidding. But knowing Zach Ryan's up in arms over..."
• Tana Mongeau [43:09]: "I think Kyla was an amazing assistant. I think Natalie was an amazing..."

Final Thoughts

Episode 105 of "Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield" offers a candid glimpse into Tana's personal struggles, her interactions with idols, and the dynamics of her professional relationships. The blend of humor, vulnerability, and personal anecdotes creates an engaging narrative that resonates with listeners, whether they're longtime fans or newcomers seeking an intimate look into the lives of these influential personalities.