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Ryan Reynolds
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Mint Mobile Representative
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Brooke
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Mint Mobile Representative
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Tana Mongeau
Details. Hello. Welcome back to the second annual cancel podcast Awards.
Mint Mobile Representative
First try was crazy.
Tana Mongeau
That was like, I'm not even literally kidding. Perfect example. Once again, Brooke was so poison. You and I actually are, like, dying.
Brooke
That was like, harder than taking the SATs.
Tana Mongeau
It is so, like, nice to be in such a nice studio.
Mint Mobile Representative
No, this is so beautiful. I feel like there's like a smooth filter on us.
Brooke
No popcorn ceilings.
Tana Mongeau
And we look so heavenly and nice. And it's crazy because we're actually about to, like, ruin our lives and careers and brand deals. But it's nice to have some brand deals, right?
Brooke
I'm like, no, not here.
Tana Mongeau
You know, the. The vibrators of the world, right? It's nice to have something annual.
Mint Mobile Representative
Well, we.
Tana Mongeau
I mean, no, we're late, but, like, really annual. It's a tradition. Yes.
Mint Mobile Representative
Okay.
Tana Mongeau
And that's beautiful.
Brooke
Something to, like, keep us going. Something to look forward to.
Tana Mongeau
I have been really looking forward to this.
Brooke
I'm not kidding.
Tana Mongeau
And I'm so excited. I'm so excited to do this. We have our beautiful host, Paige Cameron. And if you guys tuned into last year's, we kind of just made shit up as it went.
Brooke
And we're doing the same thing again this year.
Tana Mongeau
Like, three girls with a notes app and a dream and just evil mindsets, really. I think it's like Brooke and I sat and we, like, wrote all the categories for this and we were like, yes, this is perfect. This is the finished award show. And then I was like, rereading it today and I was like, not one of these topics is, like, nice.
Mint Mobile Representative
I know we're miserable people, but it brings me joy.
Brooke
Like, hating brings me joy. And I think it's so fun.
Tana Mongeau
Dude. I was watching American Ninja Warrior the other day and. Which is good crossover for us because I know that's kind of right up your alley right now. And I was being such a hater. And then I had this Whole out of body experience where it's like, tana, this is this person's lifelong dream. Like, who cares what shoes they're wearing? Like, it's just like, you're mean. You're. You're mean. Miserable hater.
Mint Mobile Representative
Wait, hold on. Are there shoes that you should be wearing on American?
Tana Mongeau
No, just like little. Like that was just like little things. Like, I was just being a hater. I was laughing at people and like.
Mint Mobile Representative
Karma will get you.
Tana Mongeau
I do just love to hate and.
Brooke
Talk and like, sue me, honestly.
Tana Mongeau
And people provide you with so much. It's like when we were really sitting thinking about like the big things to talk about in 2024. Like, it's rare that people do good. Like, everything on Tick Tock that went viral is usually someone doing some crazy. Including us.
Mint Mobile Representative
Yeah, I'm sure happened, but I didn't see it.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah, that's. You know, we're just not on the.
Mint Mobile Representative
Not my for you page.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah, we're not really on the philanthropic side of it.
Mint Mobile Representative
I don't even have a for you page anymore.
Brooke
People are just so skim past, like the good deeds in life.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah. So you deleted your Tick Tock app and now you like don't have it back?
Mint Mobile Representative
Not at all. I'm an idiot. I'm literally an idiot.
Tana Mongeau
I'm not kidding.
Mint Mobile Representative
Because that's like a no that was gonna happen, but I just.
Tana Mongeau
I think it was coming out.
Mint Mobile Representative
I kept opening it and opening it and open. I just didn't think about not being able to re download it. And so I was like, you know what? Let me just delete it and I'll get it back when it comes back. Nope, it came back. I can't get it back.
Tana Mongeau
Even just like writing these topics down, like, being like, Haley Bo Bailey, let them eat cake. It's like, it's the same thing that I've always said. It's like we just know too much. Like, I would love that terabyte free. And I can't imagine, like, I'm jealous.
Brooke
Honestly, the one morning I woke up without the TikTok, the TikTok app. I swear to God, I got out of bed in three minutes. Normally it takes me like two hours to get up, so I'm just scrolling doom scrolling three minutes I was out of bed.
Tana Mongeau
I've been seeing people say that, like you're supposed to just immediately get up. Can't.
Brooke
Oh. Like if I had a dick, I'd be peeing in water bottles, girl.
Tana Mongeau
I have always fudgeing said that.
Brooke
Like, I'm not getting up for shit.
Tana Mongeau
They have the little women ones, but you know, I just miss be going.
Brooke
All over the floors.
Mint Mobile Representative
Yeah, I thought about peeing the bed like on purpose the other day.
Tana Mongeau
Go ahead, elaborate a little more, please.
Mint Mobile Representative
That was it.
Tana Mongeau
I hold my pee really crazy and I know it's going to affect me later in life. I'm definitely going to be diapered up or the opposite.
Mint Mobile Representative
You'll have like your muscles built up. Like you'll be able to hold on to it. Like we will. Probably won't be able to.
Tana Mongeau
We should get into the awards. Okay.
Brooke
I was going to say I've like given myself a UTI from holding my pee before, but we don't even have to.
Tana Mongeau
I definitely award time.
Mint Mobile Representative
So we had to slightly change up our awards from last year because last year we had a whole segment of like 20 awards that were most fuckable blank.
Tana Mongeau
I would still do it. Like, I think we're funny as fuck for that. Like most fuckable middle aged person is so funny. Okay, honestly, let's bring that one. Like, please.
Brooke
I'm begging.
Tana Mongeau
Like so funny. And it's like I do feel like the people that we're with are very secure and it wouldn't matter. But then I still feel like I would catch strays. Like the Internet would just call me a cheater. So I try to like avoid that.
Mint Mobile Representative
Whatever.
Tana Mongeau
I know. I guess that's true. It's like, you're not. Mako doesn't care.
Mint Mobile Representative
Like me off tick tock for one day. I'm like, who cares what they say?
Brooke
Who cares?
Tana Mongeau
Yeah, that is so true.
Mint Mobile Representative
I just can't read it. I can't see.
Brooke
See it.
Mint Mobile Representative
It doesn't exist at all. Call me a cheater. Do it.
Tana Mongeau
What were they? We have Devin here today. We have a gay person finally on set with us. I've been needing to talk to a gay person for so long.
Mint Mobile Representative
We've been talking about this for literally two years. We need a gay person in house.
Tana Mongeau
And we finally have an in house gay person producer who is so amazing. And it's just, it's great. What were the most. Should we try to just go off tops most dreamer.
Mint Mobile Representative
We literally said that just because we had one streamer we wanted to call.
Tana Mongeau
No, I think it was like I wanted to call dream and that just.
Mint Mobile Representative
That's what it was.
Brooke
Oh yeah.
Mint Mobile Representative
No, that's what it was. We started making up categories just so that we could say like, oh, I want to fuck this person. It would be like most fuckable. Like dormant.
Tana Mongeau
It Is crazy. I was getting. I was leading myself so astray before I met Makoa, because it's like I knew I wanted to outsource. You know what I mean? Like, I had done the. The archetypes, the musicians, the, like, influencers or whatever. So I just started getting really crazy.
Mint Mobile Representative
Really creative.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah. Like, it's. You know, like, I'm surprised. Like, right now it'd be like, most fuckable snake wrangler, you know, it's crazy.
Mint Mobile Representative
Because there's a guy for that. It's Rob.
Brooke
Thank God.
Tana Mongeau
Are there normal ones there or do we just not? I don't know.
Brooke
I mean, who's at this point? Anyone?
Tana Mongeau
Bob Dylan. Bob Dylan.
Brooke
Oh, don't even.
Tana Mongeau
We saw a complete unknown last night. And, like, Timothee Shalom is just superhuman.
Mint Mobile Representative
I'm loving the era he's in right now. Back on his, like, snl, like, really.
Brooke
Funny, silly, goofy press tour.
Tana Mongeau
It was the most amazing movie ever. Like, it really.
Brooke
He, like, showed up to the premiere on a lime bike.
Mint Mobile Representative
Didn't he get a ticket?
Brooke
I don't know, but I love.
Mint Mobile Representative
I heard he got a ticket for parking it badly.
Tana Mongeau
That has to be a sponsorship, right? Like, there's no way.
Brooke
I don't know. Unless he's just, like, trying to be quirky and it's working on me.
Tana Mongeau
Well, because I didn't. Limes kind of start. People started to catch on to the fact they're actually really dangerous. So maybe they need some.
Mint Mobile Representative
I have a friend who's been in a coma for, like, months.
Tana Mongeau
Girl. What?
Mint Mobile Representative
Okay, he's not. He's not anymore, but, like, he literally got run over by a car on a lime scooter.
Tana Mongeau
What?
Mint Mobile Representative
Yeah.
Brooke
And then.
Mint Mobile Representative
Oh, and it was my. My. My old roommate's brother. And as the second he woke up, she posted him in a wheelchair to. They see me rolling. Like, everyone's going to jail anyway. Don't get on limes. I do it all the time.
Tana Mongeau
You do love to lime.
Mint Mobile Representative
I love liming.
Tana Mongeau
So any. Or we just.
Brooke
Should we start with please Begging God? Oh, my God.
Tana Mongeau
You get, like, really sad. She, like, wouldn't see a complete unknown with me for a couple days because she's like, I'm gonna be so sad after because I can't have him.
Mint Mobile Representative
I get that. I used to feel that way about Nick Jonas. Like, literally, like, it wasn't even an enjoyable experience to be a fan the way that I was. It was like, I' going to get to have him. And it made me.
Tana Mongeau
That's how I felt. About Bieber. But that's why I dated Brad. I was telling her she just needs a lookalike.
Brooke
No, but then I'd be so sad. It's not like the Timothy.
Mint Mobile Representative
But there's. First of all, there's a reason Timothy's hot. It's not. It's not how he looks.
Brooke
No, no, it is. And everything about him. He's hot, but, like, no, he's my dream. That is literally my dream.
Tana Mongeau
I think a look alike would satiate you in some ways.
Brooke
No, because I'd be so mad. It's not like the OG to me.
Tana Mongeau
No, but, like, two shots and like, imagine because I'm crying. You had.
Mint Mobile Representative
There is something to be said about the fact that you. You had a substance abuse issue at the time that you were dating your doppelganger.
Brooke
Yeah.
Tana Mongeau
Justin. No, but it was everything because, like, I would get drunk enough that I was like, you know what? Like, if I really just squint and, like, imagine, like, Bieber's fucking me.
Brooke
Two vodka crayons and Benadryl.
Tana Mongeau
Two vodka crayons and a Benadryl is so real.
Brooke
I'm like fucking the hat man at the same time. Threesomes.
Tana Mongeau
It really is. Okay. Anyway, categories. I mean, should we start with a negative one or a positive one?
Mint Mobile Representative
I think. I think we should get more positive as we go because by the end, people are going to really have a bad taste in their mouths and we're going to have to bring them back up to.
Tana Mongeau
That's genius.
Brooke
Or should we just flip flop?
Mint Mobile Representative
We could flip flop. Just.
Tana Mongeau
There's way more.
Mint Mobile Representative
Goes without being said. These have no structure. These are not organized in any way, shape, or form. This is just as it came right out of our brain.
Tana Mongeau
No, I had a double shot of espresso and just started clapping. Lacking in my notes app. And it's gonna show now. First subcategory is, well, does Paige read them? Because she's our host.
Mint Mobile Representative
Oh, my God, I forgot.
Brooke
World's best host. Okay. Big gold pin in sleeping on the jar. I'm like, yeah, I need a sick break. Brb.
Tana Mongeau
You should have a sig and black sunglasses and start singing like a rolling Stone, please.
Brooke
How does it feel? Okay. Are we just going off of this?
Tana Mongeau
Yeah. You could even pick, like. Oh, if you want. Like, throw me and Brooke off. You know, like.
Brooke
Oh, spice it up. Okay, guys, our first category for the canceled Podcast Awards, this celebrity or influencer caught astray. Our nominees for this category are. Brittany Broski, Tessa Brooks, and Zach sang.
Tana Mongeau
Oh, okay. So these Are the people that we think caught Astray. Yeah.
Mint Mobile Representative
We were talking about it, and we're like, who are we? We a little too hard on this year.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah. Who just genuinely, like, was shrapnel in our, like, mental.
Mint Mobile Representative
Yeah.
Tana Mongeau
Gymnastics.
Mint Mobile Representative
There was a moment there where we were just coming at everyone's neck, and I think we were just like, maybe there was some underlying issues that we were dealing with, perhaps some insecurity. And I think that some people were victimized wrongfully.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah, I agree with that. Now, I have a question here, because I don't think we're gonna have the same answers.
Mint Mobile Representative
Okay.
Tana Mongeau
Like, do you think it's one of those things where we award for this?
Mint Mobile Representative
I think we do have the same answer. Because I. For example, I don't think Zach sang Caught Astray. I think he. I might have gone a little too far. But, yeah, I don't regret that. I regret Brittany Broski. I regret.
Tana Mongeau
I think Brittany Broski caught astray.
Brooke
I'm a Brittany Broski apologist. I love you. I'm sorry.
Tana Mongeau
Sorry. That was an inside conversation. That was like, the camera went off. We sat there with Trisha. Like, we could have been like, I got this text. Let off the steam like that. That didn't need to be an SD card export publish conversation.
Mint Mobile Representative
And I. There's. I don't know. There's something to be said about, like, we learned this lesson this year and we always say, like, oh, we just learned this, but it's like, no, we don't always have, like, an understanding of how it's going to be received. Like, in our. In our heads or at least in my head at that time, I was like, oh, this is good. Maybe she'll see this and be like, oh, I should go on.
Brooke
Wait.
Tana Mongeau
So she.
Mint Mobile Representative
I agree.
Brooke
So she caught Astra because she politely declined the offer to come on the pod. Don't catch another.
Tana Mongeau
Okay. Her verbiage to me via text when asking, you know, it stung a little. Right? Like, I was like, oh, you know? But again, did I need to export and publish that? Probably not. And I think now, like, it's like she ate. She was ahead of her time.
Mint Mobile Representative
Yeah.
Brooke
She knew something.
Mint Mobile Representative
Like, we didn't even know at the time.
Tana Mongeau
No. 100%. Like, she was that. So Raven for that. And she knew.
Brooke
Bitch had her crystal ball.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah. And like, she. Protect your peace, Broski. And, like, inside conversation. So therefore, I think it's a stray. I. You apologize to Tessa. But I think that. I don't know. I think I agree with you with Zach saying too. Like just the volume was very up but it was a trying time.
Mint Mobile Representative
Yeah, I was getting really, really like excited at that time.
Tana Mongeau
I love excited. I love excited.
Mint Mobile Representative
I think, I think it just. Everyone was just building me up and I was like ready to explode and something exploded.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah, you were like about to come like Zach saying like right before you like post not clarity on all of this. Honestly, that's exactly it. We were like really edging all year and then didn't delete.
Brooke
No, I liked it.
Tana Mongeau
I liked it. Yeah. I'm going to give it to Britney Brosi Woo first award. Yes, Britney. She would ever send us a cease and desist. Like to me, I just. When you gaze into the future, whip.
Brooke
Out that crystal ball.
Tana Mongeau
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Brooke
Our next category is for the funniest rebrand. The nominees are Gypsy Rose, Nikocado, Avocado and Gabbie Hanna.
Tana Mongeau
Oh, those are some good.
Mint Mobile Representative
Wait what was the first one?
Brooke
Gypsy Rose.
Tana Mongeau
Gypsy Rose. She went from murderer to mother.
Mint Mobile Representative
How is she? She had the baby.
Tana Mongeau
Huh. And apparently it's Jimmy Carter. And then Nikocado avocado, you know, really popped up.
Mint Mobile Representative
That's it. That's what I would call an impressive rebrand.
Brooke
Yeah.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah. Then maybe it's best rebrand. Who. What was the third one? Gabbie Hanna and Gabbie Hannah. So she kind of went from, like, to, like, gym fitness, Pilates host. Yeah, right.
Mint Mobile Representative
I like that for her.
Brooke
She kind of. Yeah, she slayed with that rebrand.
Tana Mongeau
I'm gonna go Nikocado Avocado. I was the most locked into that one. I think no one thought he was gonna show up Gaunt.
Mint Mobile Representative
I just love, like, the social experiment or, like, the really, like.
Tana Mongeau
Like, he took it there, the hand ahead. Like, you know, there were some props. They were like.
Mint Mobile Representative
Yeah. And he thought about every little step, like, how he could prove that, like.
Brooke
They weren't two steps ahead.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah. And, like, I really. Like, I could paint that, like, him in the red shirt. Like, missed him, like, on the strip. Like, those videos. And we thought they were AI. I'm gonna go Nikocado avocado.
Brooke
Yeah. He really fooled the masses.
Mint Mobile Representative
And I'm gonna copy her.
Brooke
And I agree.
Mint Mobile Representative
Do you think he did Manjaro?
Brooke
Yeah, I think everyone did Manjaro.
Tana Mongeau
It is. It was so funny seeing people, like, admitting their secrets on Tick Tock and just saying they were on Ozempic. And it's like, we knew.
Brooke
Okay, guys, our next category is for the wackiest endorsement. Our nominees are Bryce hall maga, Alyssa Violet, backing Jason Nash. And lastly, Colleen Ballinger.
Tana Mongeau
And JoJo Siwa.
Brooke
And JoJo Siwa.
Mint Mobile Representative
So JoJo Siwa endorsing Colleen.
Tana Mongeau
Yes.
Mint Mobile Representative
Oh, that was rough.
Tana Mongeau
Did I just write Colleen Ballinger?
Brooke
No, I think I just skipped a few things.
Mint Mobile Representative
Okay. Improv.
Tana Mongeau
Okay. We've got wackiest endorsement. We've got Bryce hall with maga. We've got Alyssa Violet and Jason Nash. And we've got JoJo and Colleen.
Mint Mobile Representative
I don't even think that's that wacky. I think she's just a little off her rocker. I'm gonna go personally with Bryce hall just because it was, like, very much so. Like, what do you mean? Donald Trump just called you on stage.
Tana Mongeau
Oh, I didn't even think about that. Like, the reverse. Like, I'm breaking.
Mint Mobile Representative
Donald Trump endorsing Bryce hall, right?
Tana Mongeau
Yeah. You have a. You have a valid point there that might sway. No pun intended. My final.
Mint Mobile Representative
Did you Write that. Be honest.
Brooke
No, no.
Tana Mongeau
But it was so good. I'm just. You don't believe it.
Mint Mobile Representative
My wit.
Tana Mongeau
It's hard because I'm just so passionate about how wacky of an endorsement Jason Nationalist of Islet was like.
Mint Mobile Representative
I guess it was kind of just.
Tana Mongeau
Out of nowhere, just wacky as all get out.
Brooke
Like, why was she riding for him so hard?
Tana Mongeau
Like.
Mint Mobile Representative
Like, I like to see her passionate about something again.
Tana Mongeau
Like Donald Trump and Bryce hall really does, like, make sense. And so does Jojo and Colleen.
Brooke
Name it makes sense, but it's like, what is Bryce hall doing? Like, at a rally? No, it doesn't make sense.
Mint Mobile Representative
I mean, it does make sense. Like, did you see who was at the inauguration?
Brooke
Oh, yeah.
Mint Mobile Representative
Who was it at the inauguration?
Tana Mongeau
Yeah. It's so true. It's so true. I'm gonna go Alyssa Violet and Jason Nash for my wackiest endorsement. But that's just me.
Mint Mobile Representative
I'm gonna go Donald and Bryce.
Brooke
I'm going Donald and Bryce.
Tana Mongeau
We have a divided nation here.
Mint Mobile Representative
We sure do.
Tana Mongeau
As we do.
Brooke
Our next category is Funniest Cancellation. Our first nominee is Hawktua with her coin. Our second nomination is Sketch Corn. And our third nominee is Nara Smith with her ass.
Tana Mongeau
Bob.
Mint Mobile Representative
This one's an easy answer for me. Honestly, I feel bad for Hawk Tua getting canceled. Like, she had to just. She's been silenced.
Tana Mongeau
Oh, yeah. Has Hawk Tua not been?
Mint Mobile Representative
Yeah, she's.
Brooke
She's not.
Mint Mobile Representative
She's not hawking or talking to anyone.
Brooke
Wait, Oh, I didn't even know she got canceled down like that.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah, like, I feel like that's the first thing of like, an don't let a coin get you down.
Mint Mobile Representative
I think it's very, like, serious as far as, like the legal battle of it all. Cuz, like, a lot of people actually lost so much money. But also, like.
Brooke
Like who? Okay, honestly, it's like, what's it going? That hot coin or something?
Tana Mongeau
No, but like Darwin's law.
Brooke
Darwinism. And honestly, that was natural selection.
Mint Mobile Representative
What is it? What is it?
Brooke
She just said Darwin's law. Darwinism.
Tana Mongeau
I know. Am I on to something? Am I close to what I'm trying to say?
Brooke
Yes, yes, yes, very.
Tana Mongeau
Like, if you spent money on the Hawk to a coin, you deserve to no longer have that money.
Mint Mobile Representative
Yeah.
Brooke
You know, like, that is just nature weeding them out.
Mint Mobile Representative
I agree with that.
Tana Mongeau
But I just feel.
Mint Mobile Representative
I do feel bad for her because she just had like. She was really like, on. On one with her little podcast. She was having so much fun.
Tana Mongeau
I know.
Mint Mobile Representative
She was getting all this attention and she was being so funny, and then they just.
Tana Mongeau
It's a example of just like.
Brooke
I feel like that's like a rite of passage, though. That happens to so many little influencers.
Mint Mobile Representative
Yeah, I guess. Get it out of the way.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah, yeah, that's true.
Mint Mobile Representative
Better now than later.
Brooke
It was a half a billion dollar scam.
Tana Mongeau
Okay, yeah.
Brooke
Hold on.
Tana Mongeau
Wait. What do you mean it was a half a billion dollar scam? Are you telling me the public spent half a billion dollars investing into this coin nerd finance?
Mint Mobile Representative
It got up to a market cap of.
Brooke
Of $500 million before plummeting down to 25 million. People bought enough for it to get up to that price, and then they.
Mint Mobile Representative
Rug pulled it, sold it all. That's actually the most insane thing I've ever heard. There's a. There's a new one that I tried to invest in the other day because it was like, it was up like a hundred, and I don't. I don't even know the numbers. I don't want to say the numbers because I'll sound so stupid, but it was like if you had invested a thousand dollars, you would have made a hundred thousand dollars by morning.
Brooke
Yeah, that's actually insane.
Mint Mobile Representative
But it was like a meme coin or something. But someone told me to do it. I was like, I'm gonna do it, but apparently you have to have a driver's license.
Tana Mongeau
I'm gonna go Smith's Bob.
Mint Mobile Representative
No, that's the funniest one by far.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah, I agree. Hawk. Chua's coin is just a little sad. I same with sketches because I really, I love him and like.
Brooke
But he was on it. But the category is funniest cancellation. And he was so funny with the way that he handled it.
Tana Mongeau
You actually are so right. He was hilarious.
Brooke
Right? Like, the way that he went about it. Oh, no, he has my vote. I love him.
Tana Mongeau
I love. I am, like, Sketch's absolute biggest fan. I love him so much. I still think people being genuinely up in arms about the back of Nara Smith's head so was like, a highlight of my year in pop culture.
Mint Mobile Representative
I thought it was a fake image. Honestly. I still look at that and I'm like, there's no way anyone's neck is that skinny.
Brooke
Oh, yeah, bobblehead. Bobblehead McGee. But also getting canceled for, like, having Gabe Sketch, you have my vote. Love you.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah.
Brooke
What's up, brother?
Tana Mongeau
Okay, what was the other one hawked to a coin? Oh, my God. I imagine her mug shot. What? And like, Hawk to A behind bars. She's so little. I hope that doesn't happen.
Mint Mobile Representative
I hope someone's checking on her because, like, I mean, this is all assuming that she had no idea what was.
Tana Mongeau
Like at one point too, though, like, yes, she's the face of that, but, like, other people should be held accountable for.
Mint Mobile Representative
Yeah.
Brooke
Okay, next category. This category is good intentions. Our first nominee, Jeffree Star livestream gate.
Mint Mobile Representative
Oh. This is a category of what things that we meant to.
Brooke
Well, with good intentions, horrible outcome.
Tana Mongeau
Oh, yeah.
Brooke
Next one. You may know her pretty well. I know her severely well. Paige filling in for Brooke on the canceled podcast. And our last nominee, Brooke buying mouse the cat at the grove.
Tana Mongeau
All the intentions there were really good.
Mint Mobile Representative
If we had were able to see the future in any of those scenarios, I think we would have maybe done things differently.
Tana Mongeau
I'm gonna agree with that. That's hard because it's like, wow.
Mint Mobile Representative
Yeah.
Tana Mongeau
I just really was thinking about how all of those things, like, ended up playing out. It's just funny to me, even, like, Paige filling in in that episode, like, the way people were up in arms. But I think if we had done anything differently, people would have been equally up in arms about that.
Mint Mobile Representative
No. Yeah, it was definitely a very lose, lose situation.
Brooke
Oh, yeah. Oh, I was losing.
Tana Mongeau
I'm gonna go. Jeffree Star livestream gate. Because, like, in my head, truly, I thought that, like, like, ever, that was just gonna be, like, so easy, simple, and fun. Yeah.
Mint Mobile Representative
And what could be cuter and, like, more special than that for, like, the.
Tana Mongeau
Patrons, Everything, the galaxies. Yeah.
Mint Mobile Representative
But, like, now looking back on him, like, of course that went down exactly the way that it did.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah. But it's almost like two. Sometimes I wouldn't change anything because, like, yes, people were, like, up in arms about that. People had so many negative things to say. But, like, that was also very funny and, like, a huge. You know, if you paid for that amount of marketing for us and our wonky little podcast, it probably would have cost it a lot of money.
Mint Mobile Representative
So true. Honestly, I like that outlook. But I. I do say, like, mouse takes the cake because, like, what the was that? I really thought, oh, I'm just gonna get a second cat.
Tana Mongeau
And now I have, like, you're actually so right. Like, changed your life completely.
Mint Mobile Representative
Completely. And all because of a manic episode I had. I'm not even kidding. I was walking around the grove. I was having, like, not a bad day because it was a really good day, but I was, like, so emotional, and I was like, what can I do? Second cat and Every. My life will never be the same. I have a toddler for the next 20 years.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah, me too.
Brooke
You know what? I gotta hand it to myself. I'm giving this award to me because.
Tana Mongeau
You know, you really caught, like, the craziest amount of strays from that, which was nuts. Like, you just stepped directly into a line of fire that, like.
Brooke
Oh, yeah.
Tana Mongeau
Had nothing to do with you. And thanks for loving us enough to be willing to do that.
Mint Mobile Representative
I know, and I'm sorry, because that I do take. Takes, like, partial blame, of course, for that. It just, like, it was a shitty situation because we were being pinned against each other.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah.
Brooke
No, everyone hated me. I like to think without reason. I'm giving this to myself for all the people in my DMs saying, no one wants a big back as a co host. Look at me now. I'm hosting the canceled podcast, second annual. Bitch.
Tana Mongeau
That is awesome that we all had a different one.
Brooke
Our next category is for our favorite celebrity child. Our first nomination is. Megan. We should have. Let's put some respect on Meghan Trainor's kid. What is its name?
Mint Mobile Representative
It is crazy.
Brooke
Oh, his little glasses.
Mint Mobile Representative
His red velvet glasses.
Tana Mongeau
Barry.
Brooke
Bruce.
Tana Mongeau
What's his name? Barry.
Brooke
Bruce.
Tana Mongeau
Oh, like, Barry. Like, why was I thinking, like Barry?
Brooke
Oh, like, yeah, okay.
Tana Mongeau
Like berries and cream. Yeah. Like, hello. What's wrong with me? Okay.
Brooke
Our first nomination is Meghan Trainor's child, Barry. Our second nomination is Elvis Paytas Hackman. And our third nomination, Gypsy Rose's baby, Aurora.
Tana Mongeau
Oh, I knew it'd make me laugh.
Mint Mobile Representative
Aurora. Like, Aurora Borealis.
Brooke
Like, or like the princess.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah, like the Disney.
Brooke
Sleeping Beauty.
Tana Mongeau
Sleeping Beauty's kind of really funny that she named her kid after Sleeping Beauty because, like, her mom was, like, in rem.
Brooke
Yeah. Welcome back. Feels good to be here.
Tana Mongeau
But I guess she can't avoid, like, the topic of sleeping for the rest of her life.
Mint Mobile Representative
I just have such a soft spot for both Trisha's kids because there's, like, I. If. Is it, like, you know how you, like, love your own kids so much that you think they're cute? It's like, I feel like I might love her so much that I just. Her kids, to me, I'm like, there's no cuter kids.
Tana Mongeau
I couldn't agree more. Malibu's getting so grown and big, too. I'm like, oh, my God.
Mint Mobile Representative
Like, I can't wait till she really starts, like, chatting.
Brooke
You want to hear the cutest thing? A few nights ago, we were at Trisha's filming. Not Loveline. And Malibu's new thing is she goes up to Trisha at night. She goes, let's do nice and cozy, which means they're having cuddle time. Like, they get nice and cozy under a blanket and, like, watch a movie.
Tana Mongeau
Oh, my God, it's so sweet. It's everything.
Brooke
The other nominees. It's Malibu.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah. You're Malibu. And Elvis. You're right.
Mint Mobile Representative
I really care for Aurora.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah, like, we don't know Aurora Rose.
Brooke
Blanchard, but, God, I want to, like.
Tana Mongeau
Leave Megan Trainer's kid alone. He. He is really, really cute, though.
Mint Mobile Representative
He's so smart. Remember when he sent us that video that said, stop vaping.
Tana Mongeau
Our lives are so weird because. What do you mean? Meghan Trainor's kid sent us a video that said, stop vaping.
Mint Mobile Representative
It was adorable.
Tana Mongeau
And I mean, no notes, Barry. I can't stop. But that's crazy. Yeah, I'm gonna go. Elvis. Paytas, Hackman.
Mint Mobile Representative
Me too.
Tana Mongeau
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Brooke
This one might be my personal favorite category. Rodent man of the Year. Okay, our nominees for this category are Barry Keoghan, Timothee Chalamet and Paul Mezcal.
Tana Mongeau
I still don't know what Paul Mezcal looks like, and you've shown me nine times.
Mint Mobile Representative
You disgust me. Sorry, but the problem with Paul Mezcal is like any other rodent man. Unless you know about him, you might not think he's like, that attractive, right?
Tana Mongeau
That's true. The rodent men are carried by their lore. Oh, who's the first one. Barry Keoghan.
Mint Mobile Representative
Yeah, that's Daddy.
Tana Mongeau
Absolutely not.
Brooke
So wait, can I also add in a nominee? Yeah, selfishly, Maddie Healy, smallest man who ever lived. No, he's a rodent man, though.
Tana Mongeau
Love me.
Mint Mobile Representative
Yeah, but he's not winning anything.
Brooke
Oh, he might be.
Tana Mongeau
Personally, I have a hot take. Like, I'm just not. Yeah, I'm not. I was only subscribed to Barry Keoghan with Sabrina in tow.
Brooke
Right.
Tana Mongeau
And now that he is.
Mint Mobile Representative
Well, to be clear, she's in tow. She's driving.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah, that's true. That is really true.
Mint Mobile Representative
He's dead now.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah, it's. It's Timothy for me.
Mint Mobile Representative
Timothy, to me, is a close second. But Paul Mezcal, I have such a soft spot for him this year. Oh, my God, he did so good. Gladiator. He was so hot up.
Brooke
No, like, look at him. Once upon a time when you were mine.
Tana Mongeau
Oh, I just. Yeah. I love Timothy.
Mint Mobile Representative
I like Timothy. I want to. Timothy as Wonka.
Tana Mongeau
Yo. Like, no notes.
Mint Mobile Representative
Do you think him and Kylie role play?
Tana Mongeau
I hope so. Like, what? Imagine Kylie Jenner role playing or.
Mint Mobile Representative
Honestly, I would also take him as his character on snl and he's like, yeah, yeet.
Tana Mongeau
Well, that's. I only dated people like that for years, unfortunately.
Mint Mobile Representative
Yeah, honestly, you dated that man already. Ready? I will say Barry in Saltburn, though. Oh, my God. I love. I love a liar.
Tana Mongeau
I love Jacob. Lordy.
Brooke
Yeah. Like that picture. And I love a honker.
Mint Mobile Representative
Oh, my God. For me, it was at the gravesite.
Tana Mongeau
Oh, you were trying to be that dirt.
Mint Mobile Representative
Yes.
Brooke
Scroll up. I like his tech neck.
Tana Mongeau
What do you mean, tech neck? What is tech? Like, tech deck. But I'm saying, like, does tech neck derive from, like, the little miniscape.
Brooke
Like. Not kidding. Like, actually not kidding.
Tana Mongeau
I pulled something very Keoghan, like, frequently. Looks like he just got beat up. Like. Like, lost a fight. I feel like, very Keogen.
Brooke
What's the other one? Wait, how do I.
Tana Mongeau
I'm crying.
Mint Mobile Representative
Oh, Paul.
Tana Mongeau
Is he Irish? He looks Irish. Yeah, he's Irish. Is he actually Irish? I had to have known that before. And then I'm just trying to, like.
Brooke
Like, and his accent, too. It's just like, everything combined. He is a hot rodent, man.
Mint Mobile Representative
He's my hall pass.
Tana Mongeau
Also, it's giving way.
Mint Mobile Representative
Gracie is, like, too powerful.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah, that's a really hot couple. Yeah, I'm going Timothy.
Brooke
But I also hate him because.
Mint Mobile Representative
What do you do?
Brooke
Phoebe Bridger is who I'm cosplaying today. I'm dressed as Phoebe Bridgers. I'm dressed as boy genius.
Mint Mobile Representative
But how do you know she's not.
Brooke
So Daisy Edgar Jones?
Mint Mobile Representative
No, that's a rumor.
Tana Mongeau
No.
Brooke
Have you seen the pictures of them at the Met gala?
Tana Mongeau
Yeah.
Mint Mobile Representative
Oh, it's one image of him, like, happening to look in her direction in. People made this, like, entire narrative around it saying that he left Phoebe and was in love with Daisy, which he should have been, honestly, because they've been normal people.
Brooke
Wait, Amy, can you look up Paul.
Mint Mobile Representative
Mezcal, but not versus.
Tana Mongeau
I feel like you guys are actually speaking Mandarin right now. Like, I have no idea.
Brooke
The picture of him looking at Daisy while.
Tana Mongeau
Oh, my God.
Brooke
Oh, it makes me sick.
Tana Mongeau
Oh, I always see the memes made with this, though, and they're so good.
Mint Mobile Representative
But how do you know he didn't see an old friend and he just was appreciating her on the carpet?
Brooke
He dated her after that picture says in 4K.
Tana Mongeau
I'm making that my Twitter header. No context.
Brooke
And then there's a video where he has his, like, hands around both their hips and he takes his off of Phoebe's, who he was dating at the time.
Tana Mongeau
Big T. Oh, that is kind of crazy.
Mint Mobile Representative
Okay, I guess I'm. Now that I'm being enlightened, maybe I feel differently. My pink cankles versus my orange body.
Tana Mongeau
Right now is crazy. That sounds like a. Like a tick tock artist. Like, tomorrow, if you were like, Pink Cankles, his new song, I'd be like, yeah, Pink Cankle Club sounds like someone.
Mint Mobile Representative
Chris Miles hangs out with for sure.
Tana Mongeau
Okay, give me a pink cankle through the stew. Please, please, please, please, please.
Brooke
Okay, our next category. Worst guy. Our nominees just.
Mint Mobile Representative
Just that.
Brooke
Just that. So real worst man. Our nominees for this category are. Zach Bryan. Boo. Hallie Kate's boyfriend. And Clinton Kane.
Mint Mobile Representative
Oh, that's a good one.
Tana Mongeau
Which one's Hallie Kate, the blonde. In the blonde version, she.
Mint Mobile Representative
You know, the little redhead girl. It was, like, their whole drama. But here's. Here's where. Why I think this man belongs on this list, okay? Because those two girls had, like, the biggest feud of the century. And he just sat back and just, like, enjoyed having these two beautiful girls fight over him. And he let Halle, like, kind of not look. I don't want to say look stupid, but, like, he knew damn well that he asked Sophia on a date, okay? And he let her think that she went out of her way and bent over backwards looking for this guy when he was. He literally DM'd her and said, let's Go on a date on Thursday. Okay. And so Halle is, like, having this whole thing and, like, talking about her on Tick tock and then come to find out he literally was the one who asked her on a date. And Halle, imagine. Imagine finding that out.
Tana Mongeau
I'd be like, yeah, it's crazy that, like. Like, if she ran it by him and he just sat there silently and, like, didn't say anything.
Mint Mobile Representative
Well, never along the way was he like, hey, maybe not so loud because I did low key. Ask her in a date.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah, that's kind of crazy.
Mint Mobile Representative
Like, that's how I feel. Like he should have reacted. Maybe he did.
Tana Mongeau
And just, like, that whole beef being so centered around the women when it was, like, just so clearly his fault is crazy. He does kind of deserve the category, the more that I think about it.
Mint Mobile Representative
But then I also, like, you know, people really come for her for getting back with him. And, like, how many times have we done that?
Brooke
More than I can count.
Mint Mobile Representative
Yeah.
Brooke
But also, it's like, Zach Brian's in this category.
Mint Mobile Representative
Yeah. So, yeah.
Brooke
Damn, Zach Brian.
Mint Mobile Representative
Oh.
Brooke
Oh, he swept this. This award.
Mint Mobile Representative
I don't know.
Brooke
Clinton Kane is a. Oh, stacked, stacked crowd.
Tana Mongeau
That is so.
Mint Mobile Representative
It feels like it happened, like, lifetimes ago. But my series happened this year.
Tana Mongeau
This was like, yeah, Zach Bryan and Clinton Kane is so hard because they both are pretty up there with, like, equally awful gremlin, like, little Lego stature, angry on the mic.
Mint Mobile Representative
Similar in so many ways. I could tell, like, just based on, like, how just what Brianna, like, became in that relationship. I literally was like, oh, she's dating Clinton.
Tana Mongeau
Do we give Zach Brian one extra point? Because good music slash arenas. Yeah.
Mint Mobile Representative
Yes.
Tana Mongeau
And, like, Clinton is somewhere right now singing at a wall, right?
Mint Mobile Representative
No, I'm pretty sure I saw him in the airport the other day busking.
Tana Mongeau
I always, like, almost see him. Like, people really look like him.
Mint Mobile Representative
He's a monster.
Brooke
Yeah, he's a gremlin. But we also do have to add plus 50 to Clinton's score because he also faked the death of his entire family.
Tana Mongeau
So, yeah, I guess Zach Brian didn't fake the death of his family.
Mint Mobile Representative
And Clinton definitely didn't offer me any money, so.
Tana Mongeau
Oh, it's Clinton. Yeah.
Brooke
Clinton Kane.
Tana Mongeau
It's 100% Clinton Kane.
Brooke
Good job. You swept.
Tana Mongeau
We should really try to get his parents on the pod.
Mint Mobile Representative
I'm not kidding. I have messaged her so many times. I tried everything. I tried everything. She. Well, what's her name?
Tana Mongeau
Bruna.
Mint Mobile Representative
No, her name is.
Tana Mongeau
Oh, they're from Brunei.
Mint Mobile Representative
Yes.
Tana Mongeau
Oh, next Category, please.
Brooke
Oh, this is a good one. Our next category is Funniest Beef.
Mint Mobile Representative
Oh, I'm starving.
Tana Mongeau
Like, she wants that a 5, right?
Brooke
I'm like, let's end this. Our nominees for this category are Alabama Barker and Bhad Bhabie.
Mint Mobile Representative
That's a good one.
Brooke
Karina and Christine sidilko. And lastly, Mr. Beast and Rosanna Pinsino.
Tana Mongeau
Wow.
Mint Mobile Representative
I vote for the first one because.
Tana Mongeau
They are all so funny. Like, I. I think I expected myself to sooner die than see Rosanna Pansino, New York Times bestseller, America's Sweetheart. Yummy nummies herself coming at Mr. Beast and his lunchly empire. Like, and not even one video, like, 30. Like, that is 30 YouTube videos. Like, that is. It was so funny and so entertaining and just so unexpected. All of it. Her being in the Mr. Beast games and then it like lighting a fire for her to, like, start this great out. No notes. Alabama and Bhad Bhabie. Just, you know, I might add Alabama.
Mint Mobile Representative
And Tana to this category. That was a funny beef.
Tana Mongeau
That was a misstep on my behalf.
Mint Mobile Representative
It was a hilarious beef, in my opinion, because. Because you. You caught astray.
Tana Mongeau
Okay.
Brooke
Oh, yeah.
Mint Mobile Representative
What was that about? She. Someone commented on her video, like, you look like Tana. And she said, no, thanks.
Tana Mongeau
It's crazy because over time I'm like, oh, I shouldn't have done that. But, like, what the hell do you mean, no, thanks?
Brooke
Like, that's the world's biggest insult. Like, that's insane.
Tana Mongeau
And just like, asking for my hair, people and like, all of her dms to me, like, yeah, no, I stand on that. Actually, the more I think about it.
Mint Mobile Representative
It was really like. It was.
Tana Mongeau
I mean, I mean, needless, maybe we.
Mint Mobile Representative
Shouldn'T have been, like, mean, but it's like, that was a hilarious, like, what the out of nowhere kind of thing.
Brooke
Did she fire the first shot?
Tana Mongeau
Yeah, she fired the first shot. And it's so funny too, because people always come at me for, like, going so hard, but in everything, like, just know every single thing I've ever done. I could have gone harder.
Brooke
Alabama, I fear for your judgment day.
Tana Mongeau
Obviously. Needless to say, I'm team Bhad Bhabie. I mean, Christine Sidelco was also just.
Brooke
Can you give me, like, a little refresh?
Tana Mongeau
No, you have to Google. Google that on your own time. None of that can come out of my own mouth.
Brooke
Stupid over here because I'm like, yeah, I'm not familiar.
Tana Mongeau
I think we should take a beat and you guys Google it. I just actually can't repeat any of the things that were said, what is brb personally?
Brooke
Alabama in Bhad, baby. Funniest Beef.
Tana Mongeau
I'm gonna go Christine Sudoko on Corona Cop. Honestly, like that. No, but like, oh, God, I'm gonna get in trouble for saying that.
Mint Mobile Representative
I'm sticking with Tana in Alabama. It wasn't a option, but I created it.
Brooke
That's a good one, though.
Tana Mongeau
And I also. But also Rosanna Pansino and Mr. Like, I. Mr. Beef. Get me off the mic. I love it.
Brooke
Okay.
Mint Mobile Representative
I love beef.
Tana Mongeau
Me too.
Brooke
Our next category is Unlikely Couples. Our first nominee, Lana Del Rey and her Alligator man husband. Second nominee, Bella Hadid and her cowboy.
Tana Mongeau
Oh, hot.
Brooke
Our third nominee, Ice Spice in Central C. And our last nominee, Sabrina and Barry.
Mint Mobile Representative
Oh, I don't know how unlikely Sabrina and Barry is because I feel like it's always a beautiful girl and, like, some guy who looks, like, really weird.
Brooke
Yeah, like, that makes sense to me.
Mint Mobile Representative
My brain, you know? But like, I'm. My personal, like, favorite couple, honestly, of the year is just Bella and Aiden. Because is it Aiden or Adon? I don't know.
Brooke
God, we're so good.
Mint Mobile Representative
It doesn't matter. But he is like, the most fabulous cowboy ever. And now she is like, cutting rookie of the year and she's just so fabulous in her fucking stupid fucking little outfits.
Brooke
Yeah, I love.
Tana Mongeau
I'm going Lana Del Rey and the Alligator man for a fact. I love that.
Mint Mobile Representative
But that doesn't surprise me.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah, it's not that unexpected, but, like, I ate it up. Like the wedding with the tractors unmoved, like the. The drone shot. Pixelated. Like people dressing up as it for Halloween. Like I. And just like the story. Like, he was her alligator tour guide and she married him. Like, that is it just so.
Mint Mobile Representative
I love her so much. You were at La La Land the other day.
Tana Mongeau
What, the cafe Swear her and him? Yes. While they were still allocating.
Mint Mobile Representative
Yeah.
Tana Mongeau
I thought they broke up.
Mint Mobile Representative
No, they're married. She's happily married. She's so happy.
Brooke
Did you see them?
Mint Mobile Representative
No, I. I went in there the other day for like a. I don't even know, for a latte. And the girl was like, yeah, Lana was just in here. And I go, did she live in la? And she goes, yeah.
Brooke
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'm staking out there.
Mint Mobile Representative
I would love.
Brooke
I'm getting a job there.
Tana Mongeau
That's like, who you are dying to see him person, right?
Brooke
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mint Mobile Representative
Oh, my God, she's so fabulous. Have we ever seen her in person? Oh, we saw her. I Guess at Coachella.
Brooke
Coachella.
Tana Mongeau
She's just not real. Remember when you missed Harry Styles presence?
Brooke
I'll never forget.
Tana Mongeau
What'd you say?
Mint Mobile Representative
Nothing.
Tana Mongeau
Oh, and she missed Harry Styles. Yeah.
Mint Mobile Representative
I don't know why. I just beef.
Tana Mongeau
No reason. Just. Just missed him. Just, Just.
Brooke
Yeah, I do miss him, honestly. Yeah. I'm giving my vote to Bella Hadid and her cowboy because, you know what? I thought she was going to go back to the weekend again. I thought, like, that was her thing. Thought she was gonna be, like, caught up on him. I love to see her doing the cutting stuff. Riding so good.
Mint Mobile Representative
She's so happy. She lives in Texas now.
Brooke
And I love a famous with like a just a normie or just like a hobby.
Mint Mobile Representative
I love, like, I love. I love to see a. A, like, really rich and famous person, like, do something.
Brooke
Yeah. Just like.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah, like, it's cool to see her in her, like, something like, love. They're so cute.
Brooke
And again, gorgeous, stunning, hot girl, average guy.
Tana Mongeau
And like, I hate to ever go.
Mint Mobile Representative
I think he's a great looking guy.
Tana Mongeau
I hate to ever go off looks. But, like, he just looks like he treats her right. She looks very happy. They look very cute. It doesn't feel like.
Brooke
It's like, she's stunning.
Tana Mongeau
She's so gorgeous.
Brooke
Jesus Christ.
Mint Mobile Representative
Have you guys seen Yolanda Hadid's like, Architectural Digest in Texas?
Tana Mongeau
No.
Mint Mobile Representative
She's just. It's so funny because, like, we joke about, like, how we, like, conform to whoever we're dating. Yolanda, literally, I'm not kidding. She started dating a cowboy. She lives in Texas now. Her entire aesthetic is, like, studs. It's. Everything's cowboy. It's the funniest thing. You have to watch it because it's like.
Tana Mongeau
And she so wasn't like that before, like, Malibu Beach. Do you remember, like, the reality TV show clips where, like, Gigi would be like, I haven't eaten in a week. And she'd be like, have an almond. It was her birthday and she wouldn't let her have cake. And they televised that.
Brooke
She's like, you can smell the frosting. She's like, okay, spit bucket.
Tana Mongeau
That is like, not funny. Spit bucket. It's crazy. That's just. Oh, God. 2000s. Reality television is like, I know.
Mint Mobile Representative
I've been seeing all the new Scott Disick clips where he's like, yeah, Courtney, you're too fat. And she's like, I'm 100 pounds. And he's like, yeah, 93 or nothing. Oh, I would never really let that.
Tana Mongeau
Slide, you know, Scott Disick is the type too, where, like, if he cooks you, like, you're going in the bathroom and crying. Like, he, like, it's like, oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's crazy. That's so wild.
Brooke
Our next category, favorite canceled moment. The nominees. Rainbow Tarp. Oh, there's only two. Oh, okay, never mind. Scratch that.
Tana Mongeau
What was the second one?
Brooke
You want to come on the. On the podcast, Alyssa?
Tana Mongeau
Ooh, I loved that. What else? What else were, like, some of those things.
Mint Mobile Representative
Like, it just sucks because it didn't age well.
Tana Mongeau
My favorite, I was thinking about this as I fell asleep last night, which, like, tells you everything you need to know about me. Like, I need a stronger sedative. But, like, was the Matt Rife Osama bin Laden moment. Like, that is my favorite.
Mint Mobile Representative
That did happen. That did happen. No, it didn't. It happened last year, I guess.
Brooke
Oh, my God. It was so good though.
Tana Mongeau
I'm gonna go. You want to come on the podcast, Alyssa? Like, it's funny too, because whenever I hear that now, like, it makes me think of tour. Because that was like, we used that in our tour intro and it was just like, so, yeah, viral.
Mint Mobile Representative
You want to come on the podcast.
Tana Mongeau
And just directly into the camera, like, you didn't give up.
Mint Mobile Representative
I was so passionate at that time and it's sucks because now I can't even imagine feeling passionate enough in this space to come for somebody in that way.
Tana Mongeau
It is. It is just crazy. It is just crazy. We were.
Mint Mobile Representative
It would just never. It will never be recreated.
Brooke
It was. It was gold and it had.
Mint Mobile Representative
It was just one after another. I was like, Alyssa, Zach, Clinton, Matt. Like, it was a whole thing. I just got too. Honestly, I got carried away. And you know what? I apologize, everybody.
Tana Mongeau
I'm welcoming that energy in 2025. I had a great time. I love you. Want to come on the podcast, Alyssa? It was my favorite moment and people did.
Mint Mobile Representative
She asked to come on the podcast and then she was like, this is why nobody wants to come on your podcast. That is she honestly, I will say she posted a tick tock about us the other day, like two days ago. Well, she posted. I mean, honestly, she just posted a photo of her or a video of her crying. And she was like, this was me a couple months ago when I was getting canceled. And then all the comments were like, Brooke got her karma. And honestly, they hate me up because.
Brooke
Like, yeah, that's how, you know, like, you delivered a line though, when people take it and put it like, as a TikTok audio with like, An Azaleo bank song.
Tana Mongeau
And, like, all things can be true. You know what I mean? Like, okay, Brooke got her karma, but also, like, no. Well, wackiest endorsement diva. Like, you know, like, I don't know.
Mint Mobile Representative
Yeah, I guess that's true.
Tana Mongeau
You know, I'm forever, forever passionate about my stance on that one. I stand by it.
Mint Mobile Representative
Although some people were com. Like, in her comments, like, but did you get to use his pool?
Tana Mongeau
Like, you know, that was. No, I stand on it.
Mint Mobile Representative
I had to see this on my web browser, by the way.
Tana Mongeau
That's hilarious.
Brooke
Our next category is Best Updated Face. Our nominees, Christina Aguilera, Lindsay Lohan, and Donatella Versace. Purple Heart.
Mint Mobile Representative
Did she update again? Did she do another update?
Tana Mongeau
Huh? And it's good.
Mint Mobile Representative
Really?
Tana Mongeau
It's good.
Mint Mobile Representative
Wait, we know who we should have added is Demi Moore, because Demi more looks amazing now, and she looks like she's, like, really aging gracefully. But do you remember when she had, like, 30 seconds where she walked down the Runway and she had that, like, crazy buckle fat?
Tana Mongeau
I thought that be a part of that Runway. Like, I thought that that was, like.
Mint Mobile Representative
No, I just remember it being like.
Tana Mongeau
Oh, I remember that image exactly. I could paint that image right now, like, with watercolor paints. But, like, I thought that, like, the designer was, like, well, I don't know. Prosthetics on her.
Mint Mobile Representative
Oh, I don't know.
Brooke
But never even seen it.
Tana Mongeau
It is very, very wild, the concept of the substance and to act in that but then also be actively getting. But I guess, like, she looks amazing, and I'm so happy for her. Like, her whole Golden Globe speech, everything. Like, she deserves all of this so much, and she does look amazing.
Brooke
Wait, what did you guys think about her and Kylie at the Golden Globes?
Mint Mobile Representative
I think it was a misunderstanding.
Tana Mongeau
I'm hoping it is. You know, I'm a Kylie apologist. Good God.
Mint Mobile Representative
Well, I always just think, like, I don't know. I've had that happen to me where I'm, like, kind of trying to get someone or, like, do I insert myself in this conversation or do I not? And then I. I just.
Tana Mongeau
It's also just so wild to me how the Internet, like, overanalyzes the most, like, minute human interactions and makes it this huge thing like, oh, Demi must hate the Kardashians because this, this, and this happened in 2013. It's like, oh, my. Maybe she had to pee, right?
Brooke
Like, realistically, maybe she was just, like, so overwhelmed and, like, beeline mindset, and she, like, didn't even notice what was going On, Right?
Tana Mongeau
Yeah. I mean, obviously, you always hope in any situation like, that, like, if you're talking to a guy, you're gonna want to say hi to his girl and, like, whatever. Like, I hope that it isn't this deeper, like, snub thing, you know? Lindsay Lohan, I just am so happy for her. Like, yeah, I. As sad as it is that society does give someone a resurgence of attention and love when they look a certain way. Like, I think that's so sad, but I've been wanting this for Lindsay Lohan for so long, and she deserves it so much. I think the media just did so much to a girl who was clearly, like, broken and going through it and, like, dealt with the worst part of Hollywood. So to just see everyone, like, giving Lindsay Lohan the love and praise and attention that she deserves and always has is like, I love Lindsay.
Mint Mobile Representative
Yeah. Fabulous.
Brooke
She looks.
Mint Mobile Representative
She's always looks gorgeous. Like, what the.
Tana Mongeau
And, like, that's Lindsay Loham. Like, good for her. You know what I mean?
Mint Mobile Representative
I love that she. It's not so far like, she looks like herself.
Brooke
I said it before. Chase Olstein from Minnetaga High School, but she looks amazing.
Tana Mongeau
Lethal.
Brooke
She looks gorge.
Tana Mongeau
She does look so.
Mint Mobile Representative
I like when you laugh hard and your jaw moves.
Brooke
Oh, no, no.
Mint Mobile Representative
Like, in, like. It's like.
Tana Mongeau
What the hell? You're gonna do that to me too? Sometimes. And I know she means it truly so sweet. But then I'll never be able to do the thing again.
Mint Mobile Representative
No, I just. I always pay attention to it because it's like. It's almost like a. Like.
Brooke
Like animated or.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah, it's, like, animated.
Mint Mobile Representative
It's just cute.
Brooke
That's sweet.
Mint Mobile Representative
Okay, good.
Brooke
No, no, that is so.
Mint Mobile Representative
I was afraid we were gonna make that into a battle thing.
Brooke
Oh.
Mint Mobile Representative
Honestly, I'm like, roll the tapes. It was so cute.
Brooke
No, because sometimes I hit, like, the.
Mint Mobile Representative
Like, I like that one, too. I like that one.
Tana Mongeau
I would do anything to just have a normal laugh. Like, I've been hitting the, like, so much lately, and it's like, girl, I love it.
Brooke
I wheeze. Like, that's my.
Tana Mongeau
No, you're.
Mint Mobile Representative
You did a big wheeze earlier. That got me going. It's. And nothing makes me happier than a wheeze.
Brooke
Like, that is, like, my true laugh. Like, if I'm really cackling, I'm not cackling.
Mint Mobile Representative
There's the one thing that can make me laugh so much harder is, like, someone else wheezing.
Brooke
That's all I.
Tana Mongeau
So what's your guys vote Oh, I vote for Lindsay.
Brooke
Yeah, she looks amazing.
Mint Mobile Representative
And just whatever's about to happen to me, seriously.
Brooke
Should we get into our favorites?
Tana Mongeau
Let's switch roles for a second.
Brooke
Oh yeah.
Mint Mobile Representative
You host hostess of the mostest.
Tana Mongeau
These people should have wrapped it up. Worst parent, Ash Trevino, 17 diapers mom. Hannah Hyatt and Parker Farris mother.
Brooke
I don't know any of these people. That's why I skipped over the category. You guys have to remember, like my tick tock for you page is people with like sock puppets doing covers of like brat. Like, I'm not kidding.
Mint Mobile Representative
Like you would love Ash Trevino. To be honest, she's kind of camp. Like, we hate her. Everyone hates her, I guess.
Brooke
But is she funny? Is she like Hootie?
Mint Mobile Representative
She's just like an inner, like she's a character. So like everything that she says and does, it's just so funny. Like her little dancing. She'll like do a hit a little and she's just so funny. Like she'll get an Airbnb and she'll be like, she was talking to this like 19 year old guy and her daughter had a crush on him and it was like a whole thing. But she wins for me. She wins worst parent.
Tana Mongeau
I'm gonna go 17 diapers mom. Hannah Hyatt. I mean, just.
Mint Mobile Representative
Oh yeah.
Tana Mongeau
So she so quickly Spark notes originally became famous with a positive connotation. A trend went worldwide called 17 diapers where she expressed that like she had let 17 dirty diapers like go to rot because of her postpartum depression. So then other moms started sharing their 17 diapers moments where maybe they weren't.
Brooke
Like just on top of it like.
Tana Mongeau
Immediately because of their marriage, things that.
Mint Mobile Representative
They did because they were dealing with.
Tana Mongeau
But then come to find out she is like actively going online saying, like, I'm not buying my kid a winter coat this season while like she's raking in the creator fund and has a full head of highlights.
Brooke
What's the reasoning for no winter coat?
Mint Mobile Representative
Because it's $30, it's too expensive and then she'll have like a lobster in her hand.
Tana Mongeau
Well, like film herself doing mukbangs with the kids and like not get the kids food, which is like insane. Yeah.
Brooke
Parker Ferris, she's trying to come off like she can't afford these things.
Tana Mongeau
It's almost her just saying like, nah, I'm not gonna spend money on this thing.
Brooke
That's wild.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah. And then Parker Farris's mom, that I feel like that would take me an hour to Educate you on. But Aspen Ovard going through her public divorce with wow. I mean sock puppets. You said I'm not. I'm not about this.
Mint Mobile Representative
Pretty niche though. I will say.
Brooke
Yeah, no, my for you pager. That, that, that mine I buy brick. You can't get that anywhere.
Tana Mongeau
No, The Aspen over one is pretty niche. I'm going to go 17 diapers mom. Yeah, but that's also. Oh wait. We also.
Mint Mobile Representative
What about the Australian mom? Who? The Munchausen's mom. There's a new one.
Brooke
What?
Mint Mobile Representative
Yeah, she wins.
Tana Mongeau
I mean all the munchers. Just horrifying.
Mint Mobile Representative
Yeah, the munchers.
Brooke
I love Munch.
Mint Mobile Representative
I bet you do.
Tana Mongeau
Okay, people miss the mark and this, this happens to the best of us. But this category out of touch, we have Haley Bobailey with the let them eat cake.
Brooke
Is that her real name?
Tana Mongeau
I would hope. Oh, no.
Brooke
Like not her legal name.
Tana Mongeau
Bo Bailey being the government. That's some I would do.
Brooke
Maureen Marine. I went to high school with a girl. Maureen Marini.
Tana Mongeau
Like your parents.
Brooke
Arnie Arneson.
Tana Mongeau
Imagine my name was like Moji. Like that's insane.
Brooke
That's like Scoffy Schofield cam camera it. No, but is that like her handle? Like her real name Haley?
Mint Mobile Representative
Yeah, Haley Bobailey is her handle.
Brooke
Okay.
Tana Mongeau
It is her handle. I don't think it's her government. Although that's up there. If it were with Lock it in poetry. That's really funny. Then we have the Tarte Hermes bracelet. We had influencers up in arms because I think Ken Yurich was one of them. I think it was funny. But like Tarte sent out Hermes bracelet PR to only certain of their influencers. And then other influencers were upset that they didn't receive.
Brooke
They got like the Loci bracelet.
Tana Mongeau
Exactly, exactly.
Brooke
Hilarious. We got like silly bands. Sorry. Done.
Tana Mongeau
We have people upset about the Walmart Birkin.
Mint Mobile Representative
That's just ridiculous.
Tana Mongeau
That's it.
Mint Mobile Representative
Let them have a. Let them cake. Let them have a Walmart Birkin.
Brooke
Unless I do not bracelets.
Mint Mobile Representative
I think it's like one of the most embarrassing things in like in the world to me is like caring what somebody else is. Caring like caring that people have fake designer and stuff. Cuz it's like, like it's because you like you need so badly for everyone to know that you have it and it's real that nobody else should be able to have it. Like it. It grosses me out.
Tana Mongeau
And it's like if your whole thing is wanting to look wealthy, the truly wealthy do not care if Someone else has a dupe. And I think that it's just so funny. It's like you're shooting yourself in the foot for whatever you want your image to be by being mad about other people having a working, working.
Brooke
Right.
Tana Mongeau
Okay.
Mint Mobile Representative
It just like. Like, how on earth would that ever. What affect you in any way? I do think the. The Hermes bracelet thing was hilarious, though.
Tana Mongeau
I met a girl in Vegas who's flipping workings. Like, she's going to the Walmarts and buying them for like 30 bucks and then selling them online for like 500 because they're sold out everywhere.
Mint Mobile Representative
I honestly want one. I think Bethany Frankel got one.
Tana Mongeau
Oh, no. I honestly also want to work in. I let them eat cake. That one was, like, actually wild. I mean, I don't know if I remember quite well. That was just such a. A crazy time. Time. The. While the rest of the world was in a very heavy state of activism and awareness and caring about what was going on in the world, all of the celebrities were at the Met Gala. And, like, the video of Zendaya and all the celebrities at the Met Gala was, like, going viral with, like, Hunger Games.
Brooke
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Tana Mongeau
And then Let them eat cake has a connotation of Marie Antoinette.
Brooke
Got it.
Tana Mongeau
And then she used that sound. I don't even know if I want to say this, but it's like, tough, dude. Like, you just get ready for the Met Gala. You're like, oh, let me use this sound. And then like, you're the epitome of this whole movement happening online. Like, she probably just had no idea. But then she tried to come online and be like, no, I'm poor too. And it's like, oh, girl. It's like, no.
Mint Mobile Representative
But she's the same one who put, like, did her like, oh, tour of my apartment, right? And it was like her apartment was like $20,000 a month.
Tana Mongeau
No, her apartment was like some Jeff Bezos in New York City. And then she tried to come online and be like, I don't have it like that. And it's like, yes. The doubling down was, I think, what almost made it, like, nail in the coffin.
Brooke
I saw her, like, the day before the TikTok ban, when everyone was doing, like, the. Before I go, there's one thing I need to tell you trend. And she said when she posted that it was like the suggested sound and she didn't know anything about it.
Tana Mongeau
You were dressed like Marie Antoinette.
Brooke
That's what I was thinking. Like, it's a little too specific.
Mint Mobile Representative
I don't. No TikTok AI gets like really, really specific.
Tana Mongeau
My suggested sound is like always about sewer slide.
Brooke
Really?
Mint Mobile Representative
Okay. No, but like mine, like if I, you know, if I'm with mouse, it'll be like, like it's just a girl in her cat or something. It like, like it pays attention to what's going on in the video.
Tana Mongeau
So do I just look hella suicidal? I'm not kidding. Oh my God. Or maybe they're like, like, no way. That's crazy. I'm gonna go. So I'm gonna go Hermes bracelet. Because it's like, take your creator fund out and go buy that.
Brooke
What was the category?
Tana Mongeau
Out of touch.
Brooke
Oh, yeah, bracelet. Have fun with your silly bands.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah.
Brooke
You're still going to Tarte Island.
Tana Mongeau
I don't know, they're all, they're all kind of crazy. I don't know. That's a hard one. Walmart, Birkin also was just wild seeing people pissed about that. Okay, the next category is people who needed to lock their phone. This is. Give me your password. We have. Woah. Vicky faking her own kidnapping in Niger from the comfort of her own home, not in Nigeria.
Mint Mobile Representative
I still want more details about that.
Tana Mongeau
We have Jack Doherty driving. Do you remember that one? He got in a car accident while driving on his phone live on stream. And then like continued to stream it and like, his friend was in the passenger seat and like actually got hurt like blood and was just like, no, no, like for the stream. And then like the streaming platform kicked him off and like, God, I get a life, Tana.
Brooke
No, I'm like, this is your job.
Tana Mongeau
And then we just have. I just wrote Jason Nash. It's like, Jesus Christ, Hannah.
Brooke
Oh, like, lock your phone. Just stop live streaming.
Tana Mongeau
Give me your password. You know, just give me your password.
Mint Mobile Representative
Yeah, I'm sure people feel that way about us sometimes.
Tana Mongeau
Every second of every day someone feels that way about us. Like, this is the most hypocritical. I'm gonna go Jack Doherty driving. Because that's actually putting people at risk. And like just the live streams, those were crazy.
Brooke
Yeah, that's just beyond bond.
Tana Mongeau
Right? Our next category needs HR or HIPAA on the case. We have workplace. No, no, we have the Mr. Beast games. There was a lot of flack. You know, people, they were feeding them like jail food, which is just crazy. Mr. Beast, you could literally really.
Mint Mobile Representative
What did they eat on Survivor?
Tana Mongeau
It's not Survivor though. Like, they're not. No one's surviving. Like, they're like.
Brooke
It was like bossa nova every night.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah, like that's it's truly insane. And there were like, the medics weren't taking a long time. Like, people needed their medicine like that. If you actually get into all of it with the Mr. Beast games, it was definitely giving workplace. No, it has to be hard.
Mint Mobile Representative
Like, like, how do you even if you have over a thousand contestants, like, obviously that's going to happen. Like, you should have like procedures in place.
Tana Mongeau
Call. Oh, I thought you were going to say. I thought you were saying, obviously that's going to happen. Like, no, like what?
Mint Mobile Representative
No, but just very much like, like, how could you not know that would be a problem? Like, you would have to like, yeah.
Tana Mongeau
Like, you can't like not give people their medicine. It's also like, call David. Do get that? Yeah, that's Ghost Kitchen pizza over. Like, it's like, how are people hungry? At the Mr. Beast Games, we have Matilda de Jer.
Mint Mobile Representative
She takes the cake. She's so like, oh, God, that was hilarious. It wasn't hilarious. Nothing was funny about it.
Tana Mongeau
Lashing her employees in her fruit covered robe. Okay. And then we have Anna Delvey on Dancing with the Stars. I think the ankle monitor was camp. I think the interviews, obviously a lot of people were up in arms because she was essentially like doing the press tour and just saying like, I hate this shit.
Mint Mobile Representative
I don't with that. Because all I want in life is to be on Dancing with the Stars. Literally, if it's my dying wish, that's all I want. And so I hate the concept of someone going in and being like, well, don't go. I don't care if I'm here.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah, that's hard.
Mint Mobile Representative
I just watched something. Oh, my God.
Brooke
It. I mean, I think I have to hand it to Mr. Beast. You really outdid yourself with that one.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah, because I guess it's like, you can't make Anna Delvey like that. Obviously Matilda de Jerf is a no. But like, people shouldn't have gone unfed and unmed.
Brooke
Right?
Mint Mobile Representative
You know, wait, I just saw someone get kicked off Survivor because he couldn't have his meds. They were like, sorry, like, we can't give you your meds, so you gotta go.
Brooke
That's crazy.
Tana Mongeau
Like, I just don't even understand. Understand. This next category deserved A command B. Command B, delete. But our nominees exported without that. This category is. Should have cut that.
Mint Mobile Representative
Oh, no.
Tana Mongeau
Our entire take on Chapel Roan.
Mint Mobile Representative
Yes. Delete that.
Tana Mongeau
Wins every fecal matter story ever.
Brooke
I was going to stay Brooke saying.
Tana Mongeau
She kissed Tommy Lee.
Mint Mobile Representative
Still funny to me.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah. If I went back in time. I would, like, want to leave that in almost knowing what was going to prove. Proceed.
Mint Mobile Representative
No, I. I definitely shouldn't have said that. And I. Yeah, no, I definitely. I think that one gets eliminated, but I'm gonna go.
Tana Mongeau
Chapel Roan.
Brooke
Oh, yeah.
Tana Mongeau
No, because I think that it was just, like. I don't know. I think it was in poor taste with mental health. Like, I think that it's like, I.
Mint Mobile Representative
Think we just had a bad take.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah.
Mint Mobile Representative
But everyone also knows we love Chapel Rome, so.
Tana Mongeau
We do love Chapel Ron. I think it was just an uneducated take. Like, now looking back, and I completely understand why people were pissed. The fecal matter stories, though, are so real. It. Like, I really hope in 2025 we just keep our shitting talk to a minimum.
Mint Mobile Representative
I can't help it. I. You know, I already shit myself in 2025.
Brooke
Yeah.
Mint Mobile Representative
The Tommy Lee thing. Shouldn't have said that at all. Sorry, Britney.
Tana Mongeau
The Tommy Lee gate was just so funny. Her calling me Tana, the co host. Like, them, clearly, all of it. Like, I wouldn't change that.
Mint Mobile Representative
Britney was so nice about it, honestly. She was like, great. Her co host is over here. Page. She literally goes, well, all that girl does is lie. She made up that entire relationship with Matt Rife. I saw the screen screenshots. He showed me everything. She made all that up.
Tana Mongeau
I'm like, oh, say you wanted to suck.
Mint Mobile Representative
Say you want to him, first of all. Second of all, nothing was made up about this. I never said I, like, was in this exclusive, like, serious relationship with Matt Rife. In fact, I said exactly the opposite a million times over. She placed me off so bad with that. That girl, honestly. Brittany Ferland. Get rid of her, okay? Because you're so much better without her.
Tana Mongeau
I mean. But that also created Britanni for Lond, which was one of my favorite bits that I kept going the next six months. So I don't know. Yeah, I have no notes on that one. I wouldn't change it. Yeah, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. Chapel Roan. I'm gonna go.
Mint Mobile Representative
Yeah, we're sorry, Chapel. We love you.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah, we love you so much, Chapel. From murder to mainstream. Oh, this next category is Homicide to stardom.
Mint Mobile Representative
That was honestly amazing.
Brooke
Yeah.
Mint Mobile Representative
Glazer style hosting.
Tana Mongeau
Thank you. We have the Menendez brothers, Luigi Mangioni, and Gypsy Rose Blanchard.
Mint Mobile Representative
What's the category? Just best murder murderers.
Tana Mongeau
Like, I don't know. I think we just wanted to make this a category. It is really crazy that we're In a society where these people are committing these crazy crimes and then becoming famous, it's so wild. Like, that was. That's never been a thing before. Especially until this year, I think. Really?
Mint Mobile Representative
What about.
Tana Mongeau
What about like Ted Bundy Bundy everyone loved. I guess that's true. But like, in your lifetime, like.
Mint Mobile Representative
And who's the other one? The Los Angeles one?
Tana Mongeau
The really hot Jeffrey Dahmer.
Mint Mobile Representative
No. Yeah. Or he's like Hispanic is. I think it was like the. Oh, the Night Stalker.
Brooke
Yeah. Yeah.
Tana Mongeau
What the. I don't know. I mean, how. This is hard to vote on. I feel like Luigi was like, really unexpected.
Brooke
But where is he now? Like, what happened to all that momentum?
Tana Mongeau
Yeah, that's.
Mint Mobile Representative
Well, he's in jail.
Brooke
Yeah. But like, everyone was kind of.
Mint Mobile Representative
No new photos have dropped.
Brooke
Right?
Tana Mongeau
That is true.
Brooke
And like, everyone was kind of doing this holy conspiracy with it and like gathering all his lore from his socials and thinking it was going to be like this big thing. Like, he was the Riddler.
Mint Mobile Representative
I started a rumor that he started a YouTube channel. Like, someone told me that.
Tana Mongeau
I was like, wait, is that not true?
Mint Mobile Representative
Apparently not.
Tana Mongeau
That is so funny, bro. You had me, like. And it's not like you just said he started a YouTube channel. Like, you had multiple like, videos posted.
Mint Mobile Representative
Videos.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah, like, and then told me about the videos. Like, that is so funny.
Mint Mobile Representative
I know. Yeah. That's why I can't be on TikTok anymore. It was a danger to society.
Tana Mongeau
That should have been a category. Like, misspoke facts.
Mint Mobile Representative
Like things that I've just so confidently just completely butchered on this podcast. Like it happens every episode. I will so confidently tell you guys something that is just not true. That I read somebody somewhere or worse didn't made up.
Brooke
We would have like too many nominees.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah, I don't think we need to actually vote on that. I think we just wanted to write that. And now that I'm looking, looking back, it's like, okay, he wasn't wearing a collar. This next category is. That's not your man. We have Sophia Lacourt. No caller. We have Lila Gibney with the veil at the wedding. We have Ash Trevino with a 19 year old tick tock live streamer. That's not true, man.
Mint Mobile Representative
Well, this is tough because Paige doesn't know the. The Ash Trevino lore. The live thing was pretty funny. Like, it wasn't funny.
Brooke
Was crazy.
Tana Mongeau
That was just like the. Yeah, like that week was so crazy. Like, as we were just getting more intel on what happened, like. Well, I think we should have made.
Mint Mobile Representative
A category for like, like social awareness. Like, or lack thereof. Like. Yeah, you know what I mean? Because that's just like a really like a. It's kind of like common decency or like wedding etiquette.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah, yeah.
Mint Mobile Representative
We could have made a category for bad manners.
Tana Mongeau
Also was so entertaining. Meaning.
Brooke
And she just like took the world by storm. And like, I know it was good because it was on my for you page.
Tana Mongeau
It. That is funny. She made it through the socks. She was being so funny. Even this, this past week, like, they kept using her little ginger sound on Tick Tock.
Brooke
Yeah.
Tana Mongeau
Like on the tart trip. And then she like did all these videos using Charlotte Tilbury and like saying her tart products like, smelt like they were tested on puppies. I don't agree. I love tart, but it's on animals.
Brooke
I don't know.
Mint Mobile Representative
I think that was the joke.
Tana Mongeau
No, tart is vegan and cruelty free, actually, because I gave a bunch to Mia for Christmas and she only likes.
Brooke
Honestly.
Tana Mongeau
Or I thought it was.
Brooke
I have no.
Mint Mobile Representative
I think it is. I think you're right.
Brooke
I have to give it to Sophia lacour. If anything, you are consistent. You are just driving home with the bit and I respect it at this point.
Mint Mobile Representative
There is something funny. There is something respectable in my. Especially to me where like somebody can know how people feel about you and not care. Like, oh, she's like. Everyone calls her a mean girl. Everyone like says she's evil, whatever. And she just leans in into it. Could never be me. I'm like, well, I have to make.
Tana Mongeau
Lemons out of lemonade. Because imagine she got online. Truly in that situation where truly, in my opinion, the most wrong person there was the man. Right?
Mint Mobile Representative
Right.
Tana Mongeau
And had she cowered and apologized, she would have gotten a thousand times more hate and had just a very short lived kind of sad moment. It probably would have negatively affected her for years. And like, she has made a very.
Brooke
Profitable career by leaning into being the villain.
Tana Mongeau
Yes. And like, in reality, she isn't really the villain. Like, it's one thing if someone's leaning into the villain when they did something like super fucking wrong. Wrong. But just kind of leaning into it. And I think in order to make a lot of the jokes she makes, you have to be smart.
Mint Mobile Representative
Oh yeah, she's funny, she's witty as.
Brooke
And honestly, I'm starting to see her comment section swing. And now people are like, we love you, you're so funny.
Tana Mongeau
And it doesn't have to be pinning two women's like that's not pitting. Hello. That's not. Women make podcast equipment more expensive. Like, nothing against the blonde girl. I just also likes nothing against Halle.
Mint Mobile Representative
Right, I know. Well, we called her Haley. Now we're calling her the blonde girl. I'm just trying to say no.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah. It's giving Britanni for lawn like Tana. Oh, my God. The next category falls on two people and two people only. We've got a Scofield and a Mojo. Things our parents did. We have Brooke's mom telling Reddit that she's involved in Diddy's sex trafficking schemes game.
Mint Mobile Representative
Yeah.
Tana Mongeau
We have Tana's mom showing up to her poker tournament uninvited.
Brooke
I feel like those are great nominees.
Mint Mobile Representative
One could have had a couple in there. Like that time she commented on my photo and said that I looked sickly and disgusting.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah, that was crazy. That was.
Brooke
Yeah.
Tana Mongeau
But honestly, going on Reddit to tell people that you're a part of the Diddy.
Mint Mobile Representative
I wish I could find the screenshot. She says that I believe my daughter sold her soul. And her reasoning was because she saw a video that BB and I posted a night after we went out. Okay. And we had ordered Taco Bell to the party. And then we said, actually, we can't wait for this. We're going to order Taco Bell to the house instead. And she said, my daughter was so uncomfortable at that party that she had to order Taco Bell twice because she just needed to get out of there because obviously it was a sex trafficking scheme.
Tana Mongeau
And, you know, it was like a Princess Polly event.
Brooke
Right?
Mint Mobile Representative
Like, it was literally like a random afterpar. Like, I don't even know what it was, but it's just like, like reading it. I was like, honestly, like, she was so convincing. I was like, you're like, wait, was I, am I, was I at the Diddy parties?
Tana Mongeau
Taking your all white outfit off, walking.
Brooke
Home through the tunnels?
Tana Mongeau
Like, no.
Mint Mobile Representative
But it was just like, it was so elaborate. I'm like, whoa. And she'll. She'll text me still this day and she'll be like, I don't know why you're mad at me.
Tana Mongeau
I'm like, well, whilst my poker tournament moment was quite traumatic and interesting, I'm gonna have to give this one to Fawn.
Brooke
Yeah.
Tana Mongeau
Like, that is wild. Wild.
Mint Mobile Representative
I love her though.
Brooke
She did her big one.
Tana Mongeau
These people were giving 10 car pile up on the 405. We have best public crash out.
Mint Mobile Representative
Okay.
Tana Mongeau
Offset and Cardi B. I should say Offset crashing out over cardi B. Austin McBroom. And we have Zach Bryan crashing out on stage.
Brooke
Oh, yeah, Piss me off.
Tana Mongeau
He scared me through the screen 100 same. If I was front row, he would have actually yeeted me to the nosebleeds.
Brooke
Like, I felt his yell through the phone. Like, I got blown back.
Tana Mongeau
I'm not even actually kidding. Like, I would have moved to the nosebleeds.
Brooke
Like, there was, like, a gust of wind on my finger under the speaker.
Tana Mongeau
And it's crazy because that one really was so jarring that, like, it makes Austin McBroom and Offset and Cardi be, like, dull in comparison.
Mint Mobile Representative
At least we can, like, you know, we can chalk Austin up to, like, making money. Like, he made so much money off of his crush out. He showed. He showed his views on Snapchat. He was getting hundreds of millions of views that entire time. And he was obviously living in this house. He's like, I didn't live in my rv.
Brooke
Like, honestly, maybe Hot take. I thought it was funny as any of the things I was seeing on Tick Tock. He was funny.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah, that's true. When he had, like, the strippers in the RV and like, all of that. It was. And I guess it does take some level of intelligence diligence to troll that hard.
Brooke
I don't know, like, take it there and commit to it.
Tana Mongeau
Harry Jowsey is, like, always. Has always tried to get me in. Like, obviously we, like, clout farmed for so long together and, like, did all the. Just, like, whatever and, like, you know, has tried to get me into some schemes. And he really almost had me in that RV with Austin McBroom. Like, I was like. Like, I had the address. I was going the next day. I decided in the last minute I didn't need any part of that. But I, like, I can't really.
Mint Mobile Representative
You didn't go.
Tana Mongeau
Harry J. Is just so convincing. He's like, this would be good for us class. And it's like, I don't need to be in Austin McBroom's RV. For who? Well, I guess the 100 million views on Snap, like, a little Snap crossover probably would have put a lot of money in my bank account, but I've just talked too much about Austin McBroom. I think that it was. That would give no backbone.
Mint Mobile Representative
Yeah, it's the year of consistency.
Tana Mongeau
Offset. Cardi B was amazing throughout all that Offset stuff. I will say, like, her lives and her just being so. I love when a really mainstream celebrity is so down to just, like, spit facts and air out all the tea and doesn't give a. And, like, she's the best. She was ready to protect her peace. And I just love Cardi B manifesting. Cardi B on canceled. I would love it.
Brooke
Oh, she would be so. Oh, she'd be a riot.
Tana Mongeau
My new thing is saying things that will never happen.
Mint Mobile Representative
Don't be too sure.
Tana Mongeau
Let's say manifestation is important. Okay. But I'm gonna go Zach Bryant. Like, that one really did.
Brooke
That one spooked me.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah, Good. Like, that one almost made me relapse.
Mint Mobile Representative
I would do anything to be a fly on the wall in like. Like, his camp, though, right now. Just, like, I want to hear what they're saying, what their plans are. Like, what does his publicist think of all of this?
Tana Mongeau
I feel like he's just gonna put out an album that will probably be good. And, like, his. His fans don't give a. Like, you know, So I think he'll keep arena ing and, you know, whatever.
Brooke
And scaring the masses.
Tana Mongeau
Speaking of arena Ing on a smaller scale, we have our craziest tour moments. Okay.
Mint Mobile Representative
Ooh, that's.
Tana Mongeau
We have the Washington, D.C. show where Brooke famously brought out seven of Matt Rife's other girlfriends along her timeline and other timelines. We have the Stage Stormer in New Jersey. New York. New Jersey, New Jersey, and New Orleans. Pepa air tag. It was not New Orleans.
Mint Mobile Representative
You say, I hate New Orleans.
Tana Mongeau
I do hate New Orleans. But it wasn't. It wasn't. Not for that reason.
Mint Mobile Representative
That was like, I don't know what just.
Tana Mongeau
You say. You say hate New Orleans. I. I think one day I'm going to rewrite my New Orleans experience again. I've just been roofied too many times there. I. I write it off. Those were all very crazy moments. They really were. And it's like, it made for great content, and I think it's very on brand for us. And, you know, I'm going to go stage Stormer.
Mint Mobile Representative
Yeah. Still just, like, terrifying.
Tana Mongeau
I was truly so not okay. And obviously, when. When you're, like, touring and doing that, you have to just, like, yeah, lock in and make it look like you're okay. But I was like, I needed a 5150 hold after that. Like, I went backstage and was, like, on the ground in a ball and, like, had to come back out. Like, that was just.
Brooke
Oh, yeah.
Tana Mongeau
And then finding out, too, that, you know, that she wasn't just an excited fan, that there was maybe some screws loose and intentions were muddied there. I think it was just very scary. That's how we ended up meeting Lincoln and Ray though, our bodyguards who were the best.
Brooke
We upped the security after that one.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah, we, we definitely. I wanted some Secret service level to continue, which is just crazy. Like, it's like tana, get a gabapentin. But. But the DC show was also just like icon, such an iconic moment.
Mint Mobile Representative
It was just a satisfying feeling because it was just like made something like positive and funny of it and it was like.
Tana Mongeau
And all the girls were so hot and so nice and so fun and like it was just funny.
Mint Mobile Representative
And I'm still friends with all those girls. We talk all the time.
Tana Mongeau
And all the, all the fans too love like just in their shirts and all the fans like wearing the like Matt Rife shirts.
Mint Mobile Representative
I just love the opportunity to like be petty and I feel like I was like maximum petty and then now I never have to be petty again.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah.
Brooke
Which is fantastic.
Tana Mongeau
It was amazing.
Mint Mobile Representative
Thank you.
Brooke
Congrats.
Mint Mobile Representative
Yeah, I would argue it was like a little overboard perhaps too far. I know Britannic for lawn. Her co host would for sure said that was too far.
Tana Mongeau
But that's like what tour is. And I'm so excited to tour again this year. Even just like the crazy, the Jack Wright, the Cody co stuff that was set on stage. Like there were a lot of crazy moments that came out of tour. But I'm excited to just do it again, to be insane on stage again and see what comes from it, you know? Me too.
Mint Mobile Representative
I don't have tick tock.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah. It's so true. It's even just that it's like I was so in my own head, like, why did I say that Cody KO thing? And it's like it was true and like you were having, you know, the live shows do feel like big slumber parties where you're sharing all your secrets, you know?
Mint Mobile Representative
Absolutely.
Tana Mongeau
Ear, ear. Am I. Oh, need to know where this is going. Star cleans glasses. Star. Am I seeing this right? The next category is pop culture funnies. We have Donald Trump with eating the dogs. They're eating the dogs.
Brooke
We have me double double tap.
Tana Mongeau
That was insane. I can't disagree. We have, we have people thinking Beyonce. We have the thank you Beyonce movement. And lastly, my favorite, we have Mike Tyson's bare ass live on Netflix.
Mint Mobile Representative
That one takes the cake for me. That was hilarious.
Tana Mongeau
Takes the cake. No pun intended.
Brooke
So funny. But all of the tick tocks that we got out of, they're eating the dogs, they're eating the cat.
Tana Mongeau
And the, the, the like the chokehold that it Had.
Mint Mobile Representative
I like the remix.
Tana Mongeau
That's what I was trying. I couldn't think of the word remix remix to save my life just now. But, like, the song remixes of that were so funny.
Brooke
And, like, the pet reactions to the sound.
Tana Mongeau
Oh, my God.
Brooke
It was a cultural reset.
Tana Mongeau
I remember one day I spent the entire day trying to get Winnie the dog to do something funny to that sound. And, like, I couldn't get her to do it and, like, went to bed. Like, hard days work.
Brooke
Like, it's like, girl, we tried.
Tana Mongeau
Maybe you'll get them next time, Girls. We have the canceled podcast, Biggest Loss Bosses Morphe campaign Boys lie collab. Oh, Chelsea Handler.
Brooke
What happened with Chelsea Handler?
Tana Mongeau
I just said nothing. Like a.
Brooke
Okay. I thought you were gonna, like, drop some tea. Like, she was gonna come on the pod and like, you lost it.
Tana Mongeau
I could see that happening. Yeah, like, that's hard, dude. I mean, I'm gonna go with Morphe. I'm gonna go with Morphe just because I've said it a million times. Like, for some reason, like, try being an influencer for a day. That was like, weirdly the hardest day of my. My life. Like, I just have no idea why. And it's just I realized I'm not cut out for the makeup world and then finishing it and then having these beautiful photos and also just I understand why they did not go through with the campaign. With the timing and the climate and everything.
Mint Mobile Representative
I think they could have cut me.
Tana Mongeau
Out no matter what. So many makeup talks were sold and, like, Billboard in Times Square. That one just. It. I'm so. To be done.
Mint Mobile Representative
I know this one, to be honest, it, like, actually makes me sick because it's like, it's one thing for me to lose things, like, for myself, but it felt really, like, shitty to lose it for you.
Tana Mongeau
No, but I think if anything, maybe something crazy will end up coming out of this. Like, maybe we'll end up working with someone even crazier. If anything, it's like, I want to make my own dream lip shade now. Because it's like the amount of promo towards someone else's product, it's like business 101, Tana.
Brooke
Like, do it for yourself.
Tana Mongeau
Like, you know what I mean? Like, KSI, they would never do that. You know what I mean? Like, they're not going to promote Gatorade. They're going to make their own. Own coconut water beverage. Like, I need. You know, it's like business 101. I should have been had made my own lip liner.
Mint Mobile Representative
Pretty big loss Yeah, I lost Bruce Lie. But it still exists somewhere and we.
Brooke
Still rep morphe makeup talk right now. Can't help it.
Tana Mongeau
Well, the rest of the categories now are positive ones. And I think that we do need to just end this episode on a kind note. And I think we should just rapid fire these because a lot of these do not have context. Yeah. Or like full categories. And I think we'll all obviously have different things to say. These are just our favorites, you know? Yay.
Brooke
We loving this.
Tana Mongeau
Last year we did this one and looking back, it was such a diabolical choice. And I remember I, like, caught some flack. Like, I remember. I don't remember who was pissed, but someone was pissed at me. We literally did favorite friend and then picked our favorite friend of the friend group. And.
Mint Mobile Representative
No questions.
Tana Mongeau
Like, I think I said Ty and just like left everyone else in the dust.
Mint Mobile Representative
It was like you did.
Tana Mongeau
And it's like that was probably sitting there like this. Yeah. Like, and it's like that was probably just like who I was really vibing with that week. Like, I love all of my.
Mint Mobile Representative
No, I don't care who got mad at you. You should have done better. You should have tried harder. It's a year long audition and you failed.
Tana Mongeau
I'm gonna go Paige. I think it's. You should go BB I think this was also just one of those years where, like, I really leaned on Paige. You really leaned on BB Those are our people. And that's.
Brooke
I love her. You and Ty tied. You're the only people that I have.
Tana Mongeau
Hung up to get a wall with Ty. To get a tie with your token gay. I'm so lying. Actually. You're so right.
Brooke
I.
Tana Mongeau
You know what? I can't even get it out.
Brooke
I can't.
Mint Mobile Representative
You're literally glitching.
Brooke
But I have our picture on my wall. It's you and Ty and you guys made the cut.
Tana Mongeau
I had a great year with you. And I think just like, you know, through all the strife, you always have that one person you lean on. And yours is BB and mine is Paige. And it's really sweet. And the four of us together.
Mint Mobile Representative
Paige, by the way.
Brooke
And I also even just on tour.
Tana Mongeau
Like, the four of us all together, like, after certain shows and stuff. And like, in green. Bb like I'm saying the four of us all together, like, in green rooms.
Mint Mobile Representative
She came one time and she was like hysterically crying.
Tana Mongeau
No, she came more than that. She came to a few shows.
Mint Mobile Representative
Yeah, that's true.
Tana Mongeau
We had some great moments.
Mint Mobile Representative
She's going to be my rock ride along this thing.
Brooke
Oh, I'm so excited.
Mint Mobile Representative
Emotional support.
Tana Mongeau
We had best animal with miss Peaches, Pesto the penguin and Mu Dang. But it's just like, cut the cameras, dead ass.
Mint Mobile Representative
We got creative.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah, I'm gonna. I'm gonna say mudang.
Mint Mobile Representative
Mudang8 though.
Tana Mongeau
We have favorite YouTuber of the year. Who was your guys's favorite YouTuber?
Mint Mobile Representative
Oh, Tana Mongeau.
Tana Mongeau
Oh. Oh, sweet.
Mint Mobile Representative
No, I'm actually serious. I. I really, like, got into your, like. I mean, I've obviously seen a lot of your old videos. Videos. But I was like, I'm on, like, Tana Mongeau, like, old clip talk.
Tana Mongeau
Oh, God.
Brooke
I always see your repost.
Mint Mobile Representative
I love. I repost everything I see. It's my favorite. So you're my favorite OG YouTuber.
Brooke
My one and only, probably. Actually, the only YouTuber I actively watch is Brittany Broski.
Tana Mongeau
Make those reparations queen. You hear that?
Brooke
I'm not even doing, like. I'm just so serious. I am obsessed with her. Broski nation. Oh, my God. Love you.
Tana Mongeau
Right here at the second annual canceled podcast awards. You heard it here first. Okay. We have favorite tiktoker of the year.
Brooke
I have a deep cut. I have a deep cut. Hold on.
Tana Mongeau
Who is it?
Brooke
My tiktoker of the year is T. Swift, Fan 420. Her name is Molly and she is the funniest bitch on the planet.
Tana Mongeau
What is? Oh, I know what you're talking about. Actually.
Brooke
She kills me. She is the funniest. I'm chortling every time I watch her. Chortling's crazy.
Mint Mobile Representative
What's chortling?
Tana Mongeau
Take a type of laugh.
Brooke
Like twing.
Tana Mongeau
Oh, like twing. She was not explaining. It's so funny. Twing.
Brooke
Chortling. She hosted Bach fest in New York.
Tana Mongeau
What is Bach Fest? Like, people balking like a chicken.
Brooke
I'd go, you guys didn't see Bach Fest?
Tana Mongeau
Oh, my God.
Brooke
She. Do you know who I'm talking about? Yes. Okay, so this girl conducted an entire look alike contest for Bach from Wicked.
Tana Mongeau
One second.
Brooke
Have you not seen Wicked?
Mint Mobile Representative
No.
Tana Mongeau
We should watch Wicked tonight. Brooke.
Brooke
Wait.
Tana Mongeau
Ariana's grande.
Brooke
Yes. Yeah, so it's like.
Tana Mongeau
So she had an Ethan Slater look alike contest.
Brooke
Exactly. But it was for Bach because. Have you guys seen, like, the trend or like.
Tana Mongeau
Wow.
Brooke
Exactly.
Mint Mobile Representative
What does Bach look like?
Brooke
Oh, I heard everyone, like, making fun of the song. Like, we deserve each other. Other. Me and Bach.
Tana Mongeau
No. Who's this?
Mint Mobile Representative
This looks like Matt Rife, doesn't it?
Tana Mongeau
Oh, yeah.
Mint Mobile Representative
This Is Bach.
Brooke
Well, actually, I don't think so. Is that a Bach look alike boq.
Mint Mobile Representative
But who is. Who's this Eva?
Brooke
I don't know.
Mint Mobile Representative
This is Bach from Wicked.
Brooke
Oh, well, maybe like the actual musical, but you have to like, look up like Bach. Wicked. Ethan Slater.
Mint Mobile Representative
Oh, that's fun.
Brooke
Conducted an entire meetup, an entire lookalike and it. It went viral.
Tana Mongeau
Oh, that's amazing.
Brooke
And she is just so funny. Every video she posts, I'm just locked in. She is so entertaining.
Mint Mobile Representative
I have to follow.
Brooke
You have to.
Tana Mongeau
I don't have to. I think I was confusing her with someone else. Like, does she kind of make skits?
Brooke
She'll do like impersonation sometimes.
Tana Mongeau
Oh, yes, I'm thinking of that person. Yes, yes, Slay. She is everything. She's really funny. How about you, rookie?
Brooke
She wrote about you for her college. Her college essay or something. What? She had to do like a final paper and I told her, I said, send it to me when you're done.
Tana Mongeau
Oh, I know. She read in the best way though. In the best way. And I would love to read that. Literally live on Cancelled.
Brooke
That's her.
Tana Mongeau
Oh, my God.
Brooke
My diva.
Tana Mongeau
My favorite tik tocker year and year again is Tasia Alexis. I love her. I love her kids. I love the green of Benoina. I just, I love her and her lore and those that know. And her story is crazy. She was like on vine and like, what did she say on Vine? That's like super popular. I should know.
Mint Mobile Representative
I don't have.
Tana Mongeau
I shouldn't be asking other people. No.
Brooke
Big fan.
Tana Mongeau
And then she ended up going to prison, turning her whole life around and like, drugs. I think meth.
Brooke
Oh, I would love to have her.
Tana Mongeau
On and unpack her lore. And now she just has like, she gave her life to God and has the cutest little kids, but she's hilarious and I love her.
Mint Mobile Representative
Oh, I wish I was passionate about something.
Tana Mongeau
Favorite musician of the year, Lola Young. I love Lola Young.
Mint Mobile Representative
I. I saw her, she's friends with BB and we saw her at oa and that was before Messie came out and we were like, oh my God, she's so amazing. And she's just like her speaking voice. I'm like, oh my God, I'm obsessed with her. And she was just fun. She ran around with us and then Messi came out and I'm like, I do.
Tana Mongeau
I like loved her way before the hype. What is It About Me is like my favorite song absolutely ever of hers. And like, I just, I love seeing her come up. I love her. Look, I love her voice.
Mint Mobile Representative
She's everything about her. She was supposed to be here or day before yesterday, but we should have her on Canceled.
Tana Mongeau
I feel like she's a lot.
Mint Mobile Representative
She would. I feel like she's almost like too gentle for Canceled. Like.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah, she's like a sweetie.
Brooke
But yeah, she seems like a bad.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah.
Mint Mobile Representative
So. Oh my God, I love her.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah. Love. I'm going Noah Khan. I love Noah Khan. I was actually the other day thinking about like good things that came from Tick Tock and I feel like Tick Tock really put me on to Noah Khan and like I just. I love him so much. I always will. I was thinking about too just like the folk music of it all. Like after watching Bob Dylan I was just like, wow, I do love a folk artist.
Brooke
Yeah.
Tana Mongeau
Give me that banjo. Give me that harmonica.
Mint Mobile Representative
Me too. I have a good one for you. I think I've played him for you before. But Jonah Kagan.
Tana Mongeau
That's right now so good.
Mint Mobile Representative
I love him. I'm trying to get him to date.
Brooke
BB Mine I have to give to Fay Webster. Love her so much. Obsessed.
Tana Mongeau
Have you ever put me on?
Mint Mobile Representative
Yeah.
Brooke
I was playing her on the way here.
Tana Mongeau
Oh, great.
Brooke
Yeah.
Tana Mongeau
So I'm just not mentally present at all. I already knew that.
Brooke
That's okay. I'll. I'll tell you like next time I play when I'm gonna be like, this is Faye.
Tana Mongeau
Oh my God.
Brooke
I'm her. Except for I think she's gay and she doesn't know that way. But it's fine.
Mint Mobile Representative
Happens to a lot of us.
Brooke
Do you just want like this?
Tana Mongeau
Do you lowkey just. Yeah. You in a T saying that.
Brooke
I'm like just. I'm just part time guy these days.
Tana Mongeau
Favorite movie?
Brooke
Oh, wicked.
Tana Mongeau
Favorite movie. I'm going to go the substance. Wicked. Great. I still haven't seen it. I'm going to see it, I promise. People are starting to think I'm like actively choosing not to see it. And that's not it. Just committing me to three hours for like most things is hard.
Brooke
You are going to have to take a viance.
Tana Mongeau
100%.
Mint Mobile Representative
I have had no time to watch movies because I'm watching the challenge. The challenge is my favorite movie.
Tana Mongeau
That's fair. That's fair. That's your media that you've been consuming.
Mint Mobile Representative
Oh. Oh my God. Please let me on the challenge.
Tana Mongeau
I'm a big brother. Substance for sure though. I just think like the whole. It started a conversation. I think Demi Moore did amazing. I've Never seen something so unsettling. Like I remember every single scene and that's a lot for me as well. Well with my like vacant brain. So.
Brooke
And Margaret Qualley, she's just.
Tana Mongeau
Oh my God, I'm so gay for her. Speaking of just lesing out.
Mint Mobile Representative
She's like my favorite type of like girl where she's just like so natural and like just big to. Oh my God, I love her.
Brooke
Gorgeous.
Tana Mongeau
She's actually everything. Why don't we end this one with one close to home. Okay. Favorite podcast of the year.
Mint Mobile Representative
O mine is going to be true for the like probably until the end of time this past weekend. The Theoban.
Brooke
Great. Great.
Tana Mongeau
Me too. For sure. No question.
Mint Mobile Representative
I love and Theo. I love you. He fell out of his chair yesterday. It was hilarious.
Tana Mongeau
That is so crazy that just would happen to Theo Vaughn.
Mint Mobile Representative
Do you think it was on purpose? I just assume like when that some like something like that were to happen.
Brooke
Goofy. It's like slipping on a banana peel. It's too goofy. Like I know all four legs went.
Mint Mobile Representative
Like this like Ari on that horse.
Brooke
Yes.
Tana Mongeau
Yes. What about about you? Broski nation. Duh.
Brooke
Broski nation. But also emergency intercom.
Tana Mongeau
I still. I need to get into that because why am I like impulsive and the ovon every year it's like oh my.
Mint Mobile Representative
God, is that the two in the chairs and like the ceiling fellas?
Tana Mongeau
Yes.
Mint Mobile Representative
Really funny.
Brooke
Niche ass humor. So funny. Obsessed with them.
Tana Mongeau
I love that.
Mint Mobile Representative
Really?
Tana Mongeau
That is taste.
Mint Mobile Representative
That is Basement yard.
Tana Mongeau
Basement yard is great.
Brooke
Best clips ever.
Tana Mongeau
I'm trying to think. I love the I've had it girls. I never watched their podcast.
Mint Mobile Representative
I've never watched it full but the clips are so good. You would love it if you haven't seen them. It's like these two like it's basically like me and Tana middle aged and.
Tana Mongeau
And they've just had it with everything.
Mint Mobile Representative
It's just every like the whole theme of their podcast is like I've had it with and then they'll be like moms who do this.
Tana Mongeau
No, you would actually just hate our poor. Yes. And like goals like you know they just don't give a about the Internet and what people think. So they just had it. And it's so. It's. It's amazing.
Brooke
Tuning into.
Mint Mobile Representative
They're so funny.
Tana Mongeau
Trying to think of any other podcast.
Mint Mobile Representative
That I want to have them on that would be just like a fun.
Tana Mongeau
Like I would love to I DM them. I don't think they've responded. They've probably had it with us. Well, I mean, this is the second annual canceled podcast awards. We are at two hours, but it's been great.
Mint Mobile Representative
Next year, Nikki Glazer is hosting.
Tana Mongeau
Oh, I forgot favorite comedian Nikki Glazer. It was all all women for me this year. Whitney Cummings, Chelsea Handler, Nikki Glaser. And just the women in the comedy space are amazing and truly, like my idols.
Mint Mobile Representative
I'm obsessed with seeing Nikki get her flowers because I don't know, like, I've followed her for so long and I feel like every single time I were to open up the like, comment section on anything that she did, a podcast clip, like, anything, stand up, whatever. The comments were so negative. And like, really, it always is that way with, like female comedians. It's always like a bunch of men being like, women shouldn't joke.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah.
Mint Mobile Representative
But she, I feel like just now people are starting to be like, like they recognize, like how actually amazing and funny she is and I'm loving watching it happen. She deserves it all.
Tana Mongeau
I like just the Golden Globes. Like, it's like that was the best award show. Phenomenal.
Mint Mobile Representative
She's always been an amazing roaster, but like that, that gig, nearly impossible.
Tana Mongeau
Truly. Yep, truly impossible. Like, and just everyone gets cooked and we've just been seeing all these out of touch men host things. It is so, so nice to see her just like hit the nail on the head and like you've said, like, get her flowers. Like, she is everything. She's always been everything.
Brooke
The jokes were perfect, like, without being offensive and without getting someone like on stage.
Mint Mobile Representative
Still up.
Tana Mongeau
Like, I love in the best way though. In the most like, finger on the pulse way.
Brooke
Yeah.
Tana Mongeau
You know what I mean. She is actually my dream guest on my podcast.
Mint Mobile Representative
I love her.
Tana Mongeau
Get me off this mic. I have to go to the bathroom. Sorry. We're never gonna not talk about me, but.
Brooke
Right.
Tana Mongeau
I love you guys so much and thank you for coming back and I love you guys so much. I love you. We love you, favorite co host.
Brooke
Oh, love you guys.
Tana Mongeau
We love you.
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Podcast Summary: "Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield"
Episode Title: 2nd Annual Cancelled Awards
Release Date: February 5, 2025
In the second annual Cancelled Awards, co-hosts Tana Mongeau and Brooke Schofield, alongside a Mint Mobile representative, dive into a series of humorous and edgy categories that spotlight the quirks and controversies of celebrities and influencers. The episode is a continuation of their playful take on pop culture, blending satire with candid conversations about their experiences in the influencer world.
Nominees: Brittany Broski, Tessa Brooks, Zach Sang
Tana opens the first category by highlighting individuals who have gone off the beaten path in their careers or personal lives.
Discussion Highlights:
Tana and Brooke reflect on their own missteps and the unpredictability of public personas. They express particular regret over how Brittany Broski's actions were portrayed, acknowledging that some criticism might have been unwarranted.
Nominees: Gypsy Rose, Nikocado Avocado, Gabbie Hanna
This category celebrates the most entertaining transformations of public figures.
Discussion Highlights:
Tana and Brooke discuss how individuals like Nikocado Avocado have managed to reinvent themselves in unexpected and humorous ways. They appreciate Gabbie Hanna's shift from fitness to more eclectic content, finding her transformation particularly commendable.
Nominees: Bryce Hall with MAGA, Alyssa Violet backing Jason Nash, JoJo Siwa with Colleen Ballinger
This segment spotlights the most bizarre and unexpected endorsements in the influencer landscape.
Discussion Highlights:
The hosts debate the logic behind certain endorsements, ultimately favoring Bryce Hall's partnership with Donald Trump as the wackiest. They also touch upon Jason Nash and JoJo Siwa's endorsements, noting how these collaborations defy conventional marketing strategies.
Nominees: Hawk Tua with her coin, Sketch Corn, Nara Smith with her cat
Highlighting the most amusingly handled cancellations, this category delves into how celebrities manage backlash.
Discussion Highlights:
The conversation centers on Hawk Tua's controversial coin venture and how it spiraled into a comedic downfall. Sketch Corn's reaction to cancellation is praised for its humor, while Nara Smith's situation is discussed with amusement.
Nominees: Jeffree Star's Livestream Gate, Paige Filling in for Brooke, Brooke Buying "Mouse the Cat" at the Grove
This category acknowledges efforts that, despite best intentions, resulted in chaotic outcomes.
Discussion Highlights:
Tana and Brooke reflect on moments where their actions, like Brooke adopting a second cat during a manic episode, led to unforeseen consequences. They also discuss Jeffree Star's livestream mishaps and Paige's temporary role as co-host, considering how these events shaped their podcast dynamics.
Nominees: Meghan Trainor's Child Bruce, Elvis Paytas Hackman, Gypsy Rose Blanchard's Aurora
Celebrating the adorable and charming kids of various celebrities, this category is a light-hearted homage to the youngest stars.
Discussion Highlights:
The hosts gush over Meghan Trainor's son Bruce, expressing admiration for his wholesome presence. They also mention Elvis Paytas Hackman's child and Aurora, Gypsy Rose Blanchard's daughter, highlighting their endearing qualities and the joy they bring to their families.
Nominees: Barry Keoghan, Timothee Chalamet, Paul Mezcal
A humorous nod to male celebrities who embody rodent-like traits or have quirky personas.
Discussion Highlights:
Tana and Brooke debate who best fits the "Rodent Man of the Year" title, ultimately favoring Timothee Chalamet for his unique charm and Barry Keoghan for his eclectic roles. Paul Mezcal is also praised for his distinctive style, though opinions vary.
Nominees: Zach Bryan, Boo Hallie Kate's Boyfriend, Clinton Kane
Highlighting male figures who have made questionable decisions or garnered negative attention.
Discussion Highlights:
The discussion revolves around Zach Bryan's controversial actions and Clinton Kane's public persona. Tana particularly criticizes Boone Hallie Kate's boyfriend for fostering drama between other celebrities, deeming his behavior detrimental to those involved.
Nominees: Alabama Barker vs. Bhad Bhabie, Karina vs. Christine Sidilko, Mr. Beast vs. Rosanna Pansino
This category explores the most entertaining and humorous feuds between celebrities and influencers.
Discussion Highlights:
The hosts find the feud between Alabama Barker and Bhad Bhabie particularly amusing, recalling specific exchanges and the unexpected nature of their disagreements. They also discuss Mr. Beast and Rosanna Pansino's light-hearted battles, noting the playful intent behind them.
Nominees: Lana Del Rey and Alligator Man Husband, Bella Hadid and Her Cowboy, Ice Spice and Central C, Sabrina and Barry
Celebrating unconventional and surprising pairings in the celebrity world.
Discussion Highlights:
Tana expresses fascination with Lana Del Rey's marriage to an unconventional husband, adding a whimsical twist to the show. Bella Hadid's relationship with her cowboy partner is praised for its down-to-earth charm, while other pairings like Ice Spice and Central C are noted for their unexpected chemistry.
Nominees: Meghan Trainor's Child Barry, Elvis Paytas Hackman's Child, Gypsy Rose Blanchard's Aurora
A heartfelt recognition of the youngest stars in the influencer and celebrity families.
Discussion Highlights:
The hosts shower praise on Meghan Trainor's child, highlighting his intelligence and adorable presence. They also mention Elvis Paytas Hackman's child and Aurora, emphasizing the joy these young ones bring to their families and fans alike.
Nominees: Barry Keoghan, Timothee Chalamet, Paul Mezcal
A quirky category celebrating male celebrities with distinctive or eccentric personas.
Discussion Highlights:
Tana and Brooke discuss how each nominee brings a unique flair to the category. Timothee Chalamet is praised for his charm, Barry Keoghan for his versatile roles, and Paul Mezcal for his standout performances, with varying opinions on their suitability.
Nominees: Zach Bryan, Boo Hallie Kate's Boyfriend, Clinton Kane
A critical look at male figures who've sparked controversy or negative buzz.
Discussion Highlights:
The hosts delve into Zach Bryan's actions and their repercussions, alongside Clinton Kane's behavior in the public eye. They scrutinize Boo Hallie Kate's boyfriend for his role in stirring drama, ultimately deciding that his actions warrant the "Worst Guy" title.
Nominees: Alabama Barker vs. Bhad Bhabie, Karina vs. Christine Sidilko, Mr. Beast vs. Rosanna Pansino
Exploring the most entertaining and humorous conflicts in the influencer community.
Discussion Highlights:
Tana and Brooke analyze the dynamics of Alabama Barker and Bhad Bhabie's feud, finding humor in the unpredictability of their interactions. They also touch upon more light-hearted beefs like Mr. Beast and Rosanna Pansino, appreciating the comedic elements these rivalries bring.
Nominees: Lana Del Rey and Alligator Man Husband, Bella Hadid and Her Cowboy, Ice Spice and Central C, Sabrina and Barry
Celebrating unexpected and unconventional pairings in the celebrity sphere.
Discussion Highlights:
The hosts discuss the charm and surprise of Lana Del Rey's marriage to an alligator man, highlighting the whimsical nature of such a union. Bella Hadid's relationship with her cowboy is praised for its authenticity, while other pairings are noted for their unique chemistry.
Nominees: The Menendez Brothers, Luigi Mangioni, Gypsy Rose Blanchard
A controversial category examining cases where criminal acts intersect with fame.
Discussion Highlights:
Tana and Brooke navigate the delicate subject of individuals who have committed crimes yet attained a level of fame. They discuss the societal fascination with such figures, contemplating the implications of notoriety following criminal acts.
Nominees: "True for the Theoban," "Broski Nation," "Emergency Intercom"
Celebrating the best podcasts of the year within the influencer community.
Discussion Highlights:
Tana and Brooke share their favorite podcasts, recommending "True for the Theoban" and "Broski Nation" for their engaging content. They express admiration for fellow podcasters who navigate the influencer landscape with humor and authenticity.
Nominees: Christina Aguilera, Lindsay Lohan, Donatella Versace
Acknowledging celebrities who have undergone significant and often humorous transformations.
Discussion Highlights:
The hosts comment on Christina Aguilera's evolving look, Lindsay Lohan's graceful aging, and Donatella Versace's timeless style. They appreciate how each nominee maintains their unique identity while embracing change.
Nominees: Donald Trump eating dogs, Dolly Parton’s dance moves, Mike Tyson's bare ass live on Netflix
A light-hearted category highlighting the funniest moments in pop culture.
Discussion Highlights:
Tana and Brooke laugh over bizarre and unexpected moments, such as Donald Trump's antics, Dolly Parton's unexpected dance moves, and Mike Tyson's unconventional Netflix appearances. These moments are celebrated for their sheer absurdity and entertainment value.
In contrast to the earlier edgy categories, the hosts conclude the episode on a positive note by rapidly highlighting their favorite and uplifting moments from the year.
Discussion Highlights:
The hosts express gratitude towards their support systems, celebrating friendships and personal growth. They emphasize the importance of positivity and camaraderie, wrapping up the awards with heartfelt acknowledgments.
The 2nd Annual Cancelled Awards episode of "Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield" offers a blend of humor, candid discussions, and sharp critiques of the influencer and celebrity landscape. Through various entertaining categories, the hosts provide insightful and humorous commentary, making the episode both engaging and reflective of the ever-evolving digital culture.
Notable Quotes Recap:
This episode is a testament to Tana and Brooke's ability to blend humor with sharp observations, creating a podcast that resonates with their audience while offering a unique take on contemporary pop culture.