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Summary

Podcast Summary: Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield – Episode 114: "Tana CRASHED Kylie Jenner’s Private Dinner"

Introduction

In Episode 114 of "Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield," released on March 24, 2025, hosts Tana Mongeau and Brooke Schofield delve into a kaleidoscope of personal anecdotes, mental health discussions, tour announcements, and candid reflections on celebrity culture. This episode offers listeners an intimate glimpse into the lives of these influential internet personalities as they navigate the complexities of fame, personal growth, and the relentless scrutiny that comes with being in the public eye.

Mental Health and Stimming: Navigating Personal Challenges

The episode opens with a heartfelt conversation about personal habits and mental health, particularly focusing on the concept of "stimming." Paige, another co-host, candidly discusses her struggle with stimming behaviors, explaining, “[02:43] Brooke: So what's the definition of a stim?” She elaborates on her repetitive behaviors as a means to regulate her emotions and sensory experiences, stating, “[02:44] Paige: It's for me, it's mainly noise. Like once I have something that just fills those spaces.”

Tana and Brooke engage in a supportive dialogue, addressing the challenges Paige faces in managing her stimming and the public’s reaction to it. Brooke shares her own experiences with repetitive gestures during storytelling, highlighting the importance of self-awareness and mutual support among friends. This segment underscores the hosts' commitment to discussing vulnerability and mental health openly, aiming to destigmatize these conversations for their audience.

Announcing the International Tour: Expanding Horizons

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to announcing their upcoming international tour. The hosts express immense excitement about taking "Cancelled" beyond the United States, planning stops in Europe, Australia, and New Zealand. Tana enthusiastically declares, “[08:01] Tana: I'm fucking jazzed,” reflecting the group's anticipation for the new adventures ahead.

They discuss the logistics and destinations of their tour, sharing humorous anecdotes about mispronunciations and cultural adaptations. For instance, Brooke jokes about her challenges with pronouncing "Belfast," saying, “[08:15] Brooke: I don't know why I like Belfast.” The conversation seamlessly transitions into discussions about European fashion, local customs, and the unique energy each city brings to their performances.

Experiences at Music Festivals: Rolling Loud and Coachella

The hosts recount their experiences at major music festivals, particularly Rolling Loud and Coachella, offering listeners behind-the-scenes insights and entertaining stories. Tana narrates her whirlwind adventure at Rolling Loud, detailing interactions with celebrities like Liv from "Love Island" and a surreal encounter with Justin Bieber during Playboi Carti's set. “[57:25] Paige: We got to talk about Haley, too,” she mentions, emphasizing the chaotic yet exhilarating environment of large-scale festivals.

Brooke shares her humorous take on navigating crowded festivals, touching on themes like over-the-top outfits and the physical toll of such events. Paige provides a more somber perspective, discussing the emotional and financial strains that come with attending these festivals, particularly when balancing sobriety and personal well-being.

Celebrity Culture and Media Scrutiny: Navigating Public Perception

A deep dive into celebrity culture and media scrutiny forms another core segment of this episode. The hosts dissect high-profile controversies, such as the ongoing saga involving Haley and Selena, and the challenges of maintaining authenticity amidst public expectations. Paige articulates her frustration with how media narratives can distort personal interactions: “[94:34] Brooke: But, like, more than half of it is a stretch, but then the other half is like, oh.”

They explore the impact of social media on personal reputation, discussing how public figures are often misrepresented or misunderstood. Tana reflects on the balance between being open with their audience and protecting their personal lives from invasive speculation: “[95:23] Paige: How is the judicial system that though? Like, how is she out of prison?”

The conversation navigates the fine line between engaging with fans and maintaining personal privacy, highlighting the complexities of modern fame. The hosts emphasize the importance of self-awareness and deliberate content curation to manage their public personas effectively.

Memorable Quotes and Highlights

Throughout the episode, several quotes encapsulate the hosts' candidness and humor:

• “[02:25] Paige: I just have to make sure they were following. No, I don't. I'm just a stimmer.”
• “[08:48] Brooke: What's happening with your feet is not my problem, and what's on the bottom of your feet is not.”
• “[22:15] Tana: Oh, my God. I thought you and Ty were gonna kill me.”
• “[35:57] Tana: Yeah, yeah. It’s so true.”

These moments reflect the show's blend of humor, vulnerability, and unfiltered dialogue, engaging listeners with relatable and entertaining content.

Conclusion: Embracing Growth and Community

As the episode draws to a close, Tana and Brooke express gratitude towards their listeners, acknowledging the community that has supported them through their journey. Paige emphasizes the importance of evolving both personally and professionally, stating, “[35:21] Brooke: It's gonna be such an incredible show, I think.”

They reiterate their excitement for the upcoming tour and the opportunities it presents to connect with fans worldwide. The hosts commit to continuing their tradition of honest and engaging conversations, promising more stories and insights in future episodes.

Final Thoughts

Episode 114 of "Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield" serves as a testament to the hosts' ability to intertwine personal narratives with broader cultural discussions. By addressing topics ranging from mental health to the intricacies of celebrity interactions, Tana and Brooke create a rich tapestry that resonates with their audience. The episode's blend of humor, honesty, and relatability ensures that both long-time listeners and newcomers find value and entertainment in their unfiltered take on the influencer lifestyle.

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Stimming Discussion:

  • “[02:44] Paige: It's for me, it's mainly noise. Like once I have something that just fills those spaces.”

• International Tour Announcement:

  • “[08:01] Tana: I'm fucking jazzed.”

• Rolling Loud Experience:

  • “[57:25] Paige: We got to talk about Haley, too.”

• Celebrity Culture Insight:

  • “[94:34] Brooke: But, like, more than half of it is a stretch, but then the other half is like, oh.”

• Mental Health Reflection:

  • “[35:21] Brooke: It's gonna be such an incredible show, I think.”

These quotes highlight pivotal moments in the episode, showcasing the hosts' authenticity and the dynamic nature of their conversations.

Transcript

[Brooke]

Geico's motorcycle expertise gives me the coverage I need.

[Tana]

Like 24.

[Brooke]

Seven claims.

[Tana]

I'm on cloud nine.

[Narrator]

Clouds are wholly unable to support the weight of an adult human.

[Brooke]

What's happening?

[Narrator]

Furthermore, clouds are not numbered. Even if you procured a jetpack and searched, you'd find no cloud numbered nine. However, at that altitude, you'd likely befriend a flock of migrating snow geese. Geese who'd encourage you to leave your 24.7geico motorcycle claims insurance behind, as they would take you in and even share their dinner of crickets and clovers with you. GEICO assumes no liability for any indigestion that may occur from a clover cricket dinner. GEICO expertise for your motorcycle.

[Brooke]

Geico's motorcycle expertise means I'm covered by people who know bikes like I do.

[Paige]

I'm happy as a clam.

[Narrator]

No, conclusive scientific research has shown clams can experience happiness.

[Brooke]

It just meant that I feel really good about my coverage.

[Narrator]

I mean, even if you took the clam out for the best day ever, visiting the zoo, taking a scenic ride, knowing you're insured by specialists, and sharing a strawberry ice cream cone together, the clam would not feel happy. And your strawberry cone would taste sort of clammy.

[Paige]

Ew.

[Narrator]

Geico's motorcycle specialists who know bikes like you do, assume no liability for clammy ice cream cones. GEICO expertise for your motorcycle.

[Brooke]

Hello, and welcome back to the Cancel podcast. That was nice.

[Paige]

I need to stop with the I know.

[Tana]

You just stop with a few things.

[Paige]

I know. And it's just okay pages.

[Brooke]

She's the influencer police this week. Paige has so much to say about what everybody's saying too much of. Don't you?

[Tana]

Okay, okay.

[Paige]

It's so funny, Paige, now and again, I feel like once every two weeks, you'll make a TikTok about how influencers need to stop doing blank. No, One of them was actually just about couples who act like they're in line at Disneyland. And I was like, this was. You left my house and made this. Like, Wait, no, no.

[Tana]

You were a part of the video. I took that shit at Universal. It was of you and Mako, like, making out in line. Oh, are you talking about the baby voice?

[Paige]

Yes, yes, yes. Like, I'll just see. And don't get me wrong, I understand taking inspiration from your real life. You know what I mean? I do do the okay.

[Brooke]

I say okay a lot in my stories because I wanna make sure my listener is following along.

[Tana]

No, I.

[Brooke]

Like, I was at the store. Okay.

[Tana]

You pioneered the whole Telling a story, adding in the okay's, making sure the audience is following along and being engaged. You did that. And then Tana cut on and I was like, you know what? On tour, it really was plaguing the two of you. You guys were on stage and you would throw in okay every five seconds. I told Tana, I said, let's chill on the OK's.

[Paige]

I just had to make sure they were following. No, I don't. I'm just a stimmer. Like, at the end of the day, if there's a stim, I'm a stimming.

[Tana]

You're stimming me too.

[Paige]

And I can't stop. Like, that's even just with this.

[Brooke]

Ooh.

[Paige]

Like, I've been getting so much hate and I'm like, I don't think you understand. Like, if I could leave the hate comment, if I could thumbs it up, I would. I want her to stop too.

[Tana]

Yeah, you can't control it.

[Paige]

Yeah. But like, I literally, once I have a stim, it's like, until it's beaten.

[Brooke]

So what's the definition of a stim?

[Paige]

When you repeatedly say something and I was looking it up, it's. It is like an ADHD thing. And apparently it's like getting out pent up energy, which I definitely do have.

[Tana]

Oh, I thought it was like autism.

[Paige]

No, it can also be adhd. Oh, yeah. Like, when I say that I'm. I have a stimming problem, I, like, mean that.

[Tana]

Okay.

[Paige]

Like, I'm not like, it's like a real.

[Tana]

Yeah. Your latest has been. Ooh, oh, oh.

[Paige]

I've been loving howling. And it's. It's just like once I do something once and it tickles me. Right? It's like it's over and it sucks because it really does. Like, oh, my. For a minute it was doing the Cynthia Erivo yell.

[Brooke]

Give us your best one. Come on.

[Tana]

Wow.

[Paige]

I can't.

[Brooke]

I know. You could do it better than that. I heard without you.

[Paige]

That's true.

[Brooke]

Refers to repetitive movements, sounds, or actions.

[Lauren]

That individuals, particularly those who are neurodivergent.

[Paige]

Used to regulate emotions and sensory experiences. Yeah, like, it's a real thing that I have and I can't stop.

[Brooke]

Do you think it can be like something that you just do? Like, does it have to be a noise that you make or it can be like a. Oh, he said movement.

[Paige]

It's. For me, it's mainly noise. Like once I have something that just fills those spaces. Right. It's like until it's so tired. Until the Cows come home.

[Tana]

Okay. Coincide with tics.

[Brooke]

I don't know. That's what I was gonna ask. Because I have, like, a thing, like, when I'm talking, like, if you watch any of my TikToks, I'll just keep touching my nose like this. You'll notice it now that I have something. But when I'm talking and telling a story, I'll just be like. Like, I don't know why, but I touch my nose. And then also, like, if you actually just, like, watch me on the podcast, when literally anybody is speaking but me, I'm like, maybe that's just being a bad listener. No, because I say that because there's a viral video right now that's like, what the hell is going on with Brooke? Like, what is she doing? And it's because I'm literally like, you're stimming. But, like, I think I'm just distracted easily.

[Tana]

Okay. I owe you an apology because my TikTok talking about the. Okay, like I said, you pioneered it. Tana caught on, and now it is plaguing the entire Internet. I swear to God. I'm scrolling down my for your page, and every single person's talking, and they go, okay, blah, blah, blah, blah. Okay, I'm wearing jeans. Okay. And I'm like, oh, my goodness. My best friend started this.

[Brooke]

I don't think so. I feel like I must have gotten it somewhere.

[Tana]

No, I. Well, to me, at least, you were the first person I noticed that started it. And then Tana caught on.

[Paige]

Yeah, I definitely got.

[Tana]

Emma Chamberlain was doing it on her podcast. I'm scrolling down my for you page.

[Brooke]

Yeah, Emma takes so much inspiration from me. It's.

[Tana]

She wants to be you so bad.

[Paige]

I don't know. Maybe it's the ADHD generation. Like, not only is it helping you follow along, but, like, trying to make sure people follow along. I don't fucking know. I did just cut 30 out of my newest video. Like, it is. I get what you're saying. Once you hear it, you can't, like, on here, right?

[Brooke]

I don't notice likes until, like, somebody points it out. And then I'm like, oh, my God, I'm so mortified. I. You know, this might be completely unrelated, but when I was younger, I thought. I thought I had, like, a. Like, a real condition, and I went to, like, so many different doctors because I couldn't stop going. I thought something was stuck in my throat, and I was like, oh, my God, something's so seriously wrong. And all day, I would do it in class. And everyone was like, girl, shut up. And then I found out it was, like, literally just a habit. Like, a bad habit. So many doctors, no insurance.

[Paige]

At least you got to see it through. Oh, my God, it's so funny. My parents would really, like, beat me for shit like that. Like, if I was like, I need to go to the doctor for that, they would literally hit me.

[Brooke]

Well, you want to know something else, Todd? I was actually thinking about this the other day. Don't. I hope they don't hit you.

[Paige]

Not anymore.

[Tana]

She's free.

[Brooke]

But I. A lot of times, like, for example, I, like, I had such bad, like, depression and anxiety, but my grandpa, like, it was only my grandpa because my grandma was, like, already, like, a little out of it. And so once I, like, really started developing it, I was too ashamed to tell him. So I would tell him every other reason that I had to go to the doctor. And then once I got in there, I'd be like, no, no, no, I'm super depressed. And they'd be like, I don't work for that. Like, I don't do that.

[Tana]

They're like, you came in for a common cold, like, walking in with a limp.

[Brooke]

No, I swear to God. I literally would go in and I'd be like, actually, I'm just really here because I, like, I'm really anxious. And they'd be like, this is not the right time.

[Tana]

How old were you?

[Brooke]

18.

[Tana]

Okay, so you knew better.

[Paige]

Well, that. It is just weird. 15 or 16, the dividing generation, like, trying to explain anything. Mental health, I feel like, to the older generation.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Tana]

When I first moved to la, I, like, went on a walk and I was on the phone with my mom, and I was like, you know what? I'm going through a really dark time in my life. I feel like everything's crumbling around me. I think I really need to get into therapy. And she goes, you moved to la and now you think you need therapy? I'm like, mom, that's what it is.

[Brooke]

You build up this courage to tell somebody, and then they just like, oh, my God, it's the worst feeling in the world.

[Tana]

And I thought she was gonna be like, yes, sweetie, go work on your mental health. Get your therapy. She was like, you kids, you moved to la. Now everyone needs therapy. I'm like, trying to explain therapy and mental health issues to, like, a boomer.

[Brooke]

Right.

[Tana]

Done for us.

[Paige]

Yeah. It's not their generation, you know what I mean? Which is so sad, because I think so many things wrong with that generation. So many. So much, you know, What? I mean, like, adults mistreating the younger generation. All of those things could have been easily amended with mental health treatment. But I mean, whatever. For sure, we'll get them in the next slide. Yeah, we're on the OG couch, and today we're at my house. Brooke's house looks so much better on camera. It's actually so funny we're in my theater, but there's something about just sitting on this couch that brings me back to a different time of canceled pages here today. We have a lot of, like, exciting things going on. We're all together today because we are announcing our international tour.

[Tana]

I'm fucking jazzed.

[Paige]

I am just so fucking excited. I feel like even yesterday I made a TikTok, just testing the waters. And I, like, mentioned Belfast and then people like, I live in Belfast.

[Brooke]

Is it Belfast? I keep saying Belfast.

[Paige]

I like Belfast.

[Brooke]

I don't know why I like breakfast.

[Paige]

What do I say wrong? Ontario, Ontario.

[Brooke]

Void in Ontario. Isn't that what you say?

[Paige]

Probably Ontario.

[Brooke]

I always see comments that are like, why can't I say, yeah, I'm just.

[Paige]

Going to say that I don't know which one it is. And I'll probably butcher a lot of these, honestly. And I always have one specific city in every tour that I hone in on to, like, prove my point. Like, on the last one, it was like, I would be like, we'll be in the middle of fucking Burlington, Vermont. It was always Burlington, Vermont. I'm so sorry, Burling in Vermont. But this one is Belfast.

[Tana]

Just picking one place to use them as a punching bag for all your jokes.

[Brooke]

And it's the only one that I don't know how to pronounce.

[Paige]

I think it's just really special. This, like, feels like so much bigger of a to do. Like, you just kind of. For the US Tour, you hop on a bus and wake up in all the places. But this is like, we're flying. And, like.

[Brooke]

I know. And I've never. I've, like. I've only been to Mexico. I guess I've been to Canada, too, but, like, not really. Like, for literally one day. This is my first time, like, going overseas.

[Paige]

Really? Yeah.

[Tana]

Oh, my gosh. We're gonna have so much fucking fun.

[Brooke]

It's gonna be amazing. And I'm watching, like, I'm watching Traders right now, which is in Scotland, and, like, everything is just like, I need to be over there.

[Paige]

So funny. I thought Traders was in, like, Bel Air. And I'm watching it.

[Brooke]

I'm like, on episode, Castle in There's no way. You thought it was in.

[Paige]

Have you joked I'm on, like, episode nine. Like, it's just. Well, we know that my geography isn't really.

[Brooke]

They're in, like, the hills of Scotland. Like, in the. In the countryside.

[Paige]

I'm also scared to take my geico's.

[Brooke]

Motorcycle expertise means I'm covered by people who know bikes like I do.

[Paige]

I'm happy as a clam.

[Narrator]

No conclusive scientific research has shown clams can experience happiness.

[Brooke]

It just meant that I feel really good about my coverage.

[Narrator]

I mean, even if you took the clam out for the best day ever, visiting the zoo, taking a scenic ride, knowing you're insured by specialists, and sharing a strawberry ice cream cone together, the clam would not feel happy and your strawberry cone would taste sort of clammy.

[Paige]

Ew.

[Narrator]

Geico's motorcycle specialists who know bikes like you do assume no liability for clammy ice cream cones. GEICO expertise for your motorcycle.

[Brooke]

Geico's motorcycle expertise gives me the coverage I need. Like, 24. 7 claims I'm on cloud nine.

[Narrator]

Clouds are wholly unable to support the weight of an adult human.

[Tana]

What's happening?

[Narrator]

Furthermore, clouds are not numbered. Even if you procured a jetpack and searched, you'd find no cloud number nine. However, at that altitude, you'd likely befriend a flock of migrating snow geese. Geese who'd encourage you to leave your 24.7geico motorcycle claims insurance behind as they would take you in and even share their dinner of crickets and clovers with you. GEICO assumes no liability for any indigestion that may occur from a clover cricket dinner. GEICO expertise for your motorcycle Feet out.

[Paige]

Because of what has happened to me lately. What's been happening, okay, There was an episode of Canceled where, you know, here I am calm with my friend. We're talking our shit, okay?

[Tana]

Right?

[Paige]

And we're living our best life. And I just feel comfortable. I don't like a shoe. Everybody knows this about me. I just really don't like a shoe. And the wide shot had me in violation territory. And listen, like, I know I have some big steppers. I know I'm the big red boots biggest candidate. Okay?

[Tana]

Five, four.

[Paige]

I know I could go skiing sans equipment. Okay? Like, I'm aware that my foot is big, but it's just like, it's not that fucking big. And you never want to be like, oh, it was the angle. Because then you just look like someone who's fighting against it. And it's like, all I should do is embrace My big paddles.

[Tana]

Were people saying you had, like, big.

[Paige]

Stompers, flippers, Tastes like more than that. Like, people were talking about me like, I had a deformity.

[Brooke]

I didn't get to see it.

[Paige]

Well, I didn't get to see it.

[Tana]

Like, it's a fucking live show. Like, we're front row, babe.

[Paige]

Look, I'm not a Reddit reader these days, and Jeff decided to read my Reddit before I came over. And then all of the Jeff FM boys crowded around and clowned me for the size of my foot. But when you see this angle, it is, like, fucking insane.

[Brooke]

I need to see it. I need to see it.

[Paige]

I need to have a. I'm trying.

[Brooke]

Don't we usually blow your feet out?

[Paige]

Well, now I really, really want to. And it's funny because people think it's like. And I even sometimes will try to play into, like, oh, I have to get my bag. Like, that's why I'm blurring my feet out, like, of, like. And no, it's because it's a hard watch sometimes. Like, just what's going on with them.

[Tana]

And you love to grip things with your toes. Like, right now, for the audio listener, she's gripping into the leather.

[Paige]

Well, I just. Oh, my God. The feeling of, like, a glass coffee table, the edge with these toes around.

[Brooke]

It is like I have the exact opposite feeling. I never want my barefoot to touch the ground. And unless it's carpet, my barefoot is not touching a thing. I wear shoes everywhere I go in my house, everywhere.

[Paige]

That sounds right.

[Brooke]

Because if I get so much as a crumb on my foot, it's like, oh, yeah, freak.

[Paige]

No, I'm the exact opposite.

[Brooke]

I just made myself sound like such a.

[Paige]

It's kind of like the back of my head. Like, the. What's happening with the back of my head is not my problem, and what's on the bottom of my feet is not. And I love.

[Brooke]

But it's our problem.

[Paige]

That's true. And I'm just like. I like to think that it helps me have, like, a barrier to the world, you know?

[Brooke]

Like, it's like, what, like, keeps people away?

[Paige]

Like, no, like, I'm callousing my foot. That's crazy. Like, you know, it's. I'm.

[Brooke]

Well, that's like, in Arizona, you, like, try to walk around on the sidewalk as much as you can when it's hot so that your feet, like, you all of a sudden have started for.

[Paige]

Me in Vegas, like, doing that, like, I would walk to CVS barefoot, 105 degrees out to, like, really build a shoe for myself.

[Tana]

No, I'm not joking. When I was 8 years old, like, the bottom of my feet was, like, the same texture as ele. Elephant skin.

[Paige]

Like, that's what I'm into.

[Tana]

Walk down my barn driveway, and it was just gravel, and I would have pebbles, like, sticking into my feet.

[Paige]

I think that's why I had to date a Hawaiian, because it's like, he's really. He's like, yes, duh. Barefoot everywhere. And I'm like, oh, you get it.

[Brooke]

You know, I'm so excited.

[Paige]

Like, I'd like to think that's not happening. Like, I. And maybe it is. And, like, be the first to tell me if it is, because I don't want to be, like, blaming the angle. If this is what I'm working with.

[Tana]

That angle makes it look like your foot is the same size as your torso.

[Brooke]

I'm not gonn. I. I actually don't think it looks that big in that photo. I was expecting you to give me.

[Tana]

Like, it looks like Bratz doll feet. It looks like you can. It looks like. Yeah, and, like, change shoes, you know.

[Brooke]

Your foot's supposed to be the size of your forearm. Do you have a long forearm?

[Paige]

No. Hell no. My foot's my forearm. There's no. That's not right. So, yeah, I just. I don't know. I'm really trying to avoid this happening to me again. And I get so good.

[Brooke]

There's worse things to get hate for. If it's just your big feet, so be it.

[Paige]

I know, but it actually. Like, I'm dwarfed by my foot in this. You know what I mean?

[Brooke]

Maybe. Maybe your foot's not big. Maybe you're so tiny.

[Paige]

You know what? And we're gonna go with that. So we start off in Oslo. Norway.

[Brooke]

That's where all the. The, like, really stylish tiktokers are.

[Tana]

Oh, fuck.

[Paige]

That's. The outfits are so another thing because, like, in the US There are definitely a lot of places where I'm very much so comfortable in, like, an IMG set from 2019. And there's something about European style that makes me feel like I need really elevated.

[Brooke]

No, I told Tan I'm not even bringing sweats. It's like I'm either wearing pajamas, like, actual pajamas, or I'm wearing an outfit that goes outside.

[Tana]

Oh, shit.

[Brooke]

And I'm. I'm not kidding. My vision. Let me just go on record right now. Vision for outfits is Gabby Wendy on Traders, and I love that.

[Paige]

I just feel like on tour Sometimes I start, I was saying the other day that I've had such an era where I tried to be a girl who would wear socks and loafers, right. Like with like a pinstripe skirt or whatever. And I came to the conclusion that like when I do that I feel like, you know when like you see those images of like two kids in a suit and they're like trying to pretend to be a grown man. Like it's like so not me.

[Tana]

You're getting like imposter syndrome.

[Paige]

Yes, exactly. Like I just, I want to stay true to myself. But I also feel like these outfits, the European outfits matter. And then we go to Paris, France. I'm so excited to like have to have work there. Like, I just feel like every time we go there, I'm truly like my worst self. Like I've never been there and not been like shit faced. Rolling around under the Eiffel Tower, catching waiters as bodies.

[Tana]

Baguettes.

[Paige]

Yeah. Like just tripping balls on mushrooms. Assaulting Ross Lynch. Yeah. Like I'm really excited to like be my best self in Paris.

[Tana]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

It's so weird because you don't imagine Paris to be a place that's just like a blackout city.

[Paige]

I know, I know. I don't know. I don't know if it's just like my energy in the past when arriving to Europe, but it is like wine. Everyone likes to make wine seem so. And forgive elegant, you know, and it's just like.

[Tana]

No, because one bottle of wine, I'm literally, I'm not joking.

[Brooke]

I can have a glass and I literally can't speak straight.

[Paige]

It's obviously I'm an alcoholic so anything that could be nice, even like an aperol spritz by a view like I'm having 30, you know, so it's like. I don't know, I just the way that. Cause alcohol is a big thing in Europe. You know, just wine and aperol and whatever and people have it normally leisurely and lightly and obviously I don't especially on my European excursions, the Ibiza of it all. Like I'm really excited to like.

[Tana]

And the kids. Yeah, it is very alcohol centered there. And I just feel like kids there are raised drinking out of like a bottle.

[Paige]

Which almost I guess makes the people. I think that the drinking age being lower is almost better.

[Brooke]

It is. They say that there's like actual studies about it. I just don't know about them.

[Paige]

Then we head to Dublin, Ireland.

[Brooke]

That I am. It's been my dream literally my entire life to go to Ireland. And I've been saying, I've said it at least 20 times on this podcast, that I would die to go to Ireland.

[Paige]

I'm so fucking excited. I don't mean to keep bringing it back to the outfits, but the only other time I've been to Dublin, Ireland, was when the main patterns in my wardrobe were rainbow flames and checkers. And have I showed you show the image. I should show you the photo. And it's an easy find, but it's me underneath a castle. A beautiful castle built like a man in Dublin, Ireland. Look at this. Look at the castle. And look at my outfit. Look at my outfit. Look at my outfit. Look at my fucking outfit. And the feet are kind of huge there, so maybe it wasn't.

[Brooke]

See, that's what I mean when I say, like, I'm not bringing sweats, because I just know, like, no matter what, I want to be able to take a picture.

[Tana]

Well, didn't stop her.

[Paige]

Look at this castle. Like, I can't wait to be in a little Irish jig fest.

[Brooke]

Have you ever seen a castle like that in Bel Air?

[Tana]

Guys, we need to wear kilts and get bagpipes.

[Brooke]

Oh, I'm so excited.

[Tana]

Also, you with bagpipes would be nuts.

[Paige]

I would love to do that.

[Brooke]

I would die if you had bagpipes, to be honest. In a horrible way also.

[Paige]

But imagine walking out on stage there and I do a little bagpipe moment. Okay, she's getting scared.

[Tana]

What were you gonna say?

[Brooke]

I just think of, P.S. i love you.

[Paige]

Then we go to Berlin, Germany.

[Tana]

Ooh.

[Brooke]

Oh, I don't know anything. I don't know much about Germany. My dad was. Grew up in Germany. Or, like, was.

[Paige]

I don't know, something Belfast, uk. Belfast. Belfast.

[Brooke]

I think it's Belfast. I think you're right.

[Paige]

I like Belfast. Belfast, you know, Glasgow, uk.

[Brooke]

That's Scotland, right?

[Tana]

Yeah, sounds right. Actually, I have no.

[Paige]

I've been to Glasgow a few times. I wish I knew that. I don't know. London, Manchester, all just so fun. I can't stress it enough how much the UK girlies are, like, even today, like, I was pitching something for the show and you were kind of like, is that too not wholesome for London girlies? And yes, there. There is the side of the girlies in London that are very much giving high tea better than us. But I think the girlies that will come to the canceled show, just in my past history of doing shows like the UK girlies are wild.

[Brooke]

Really?

[Paige]

They're wild.

[Tana]

Yeah. I feel like they're cut from the same cloth as us.

[Brooke]

You know what I'm most excited for is for my makeup to be socially accepted.

[Tana]

We should do like chav checks before the show.

[Brooke]

I'm already chav checking concealer on our lips.

[Paige]

Well, I just want to say that what's happening, I want to say us, but more so you online. Like, what people are saying about the makeup is not you. It's not how you look in person. And I really mean that.

[Brooke]

I just want to go, well, first of all, I don't know who is responsible, but somebody is at fault and it's half me. But something that happens, like, it doesn't happen when we post the clips of like cancel clips on Instagram, but when we post them on TikTok, it's like there's like some sort of AI like sharpening filter that happens on them. And all of a sudden it literally. I don't know what it does to my face.

[Paige]

It looks like your contour is blended carrot sometimes. And it's like really not like you look beautiful. It doesn't look like that.

[Brooke]

So it makes my eyebrows like. Like I don't even fill in my eyebrows hardly. And like, it makes them like fully black and square and like, it just, it looks like somebody turned the sharpness all the way up. And then I'm not kidding, I'm getting cook looked online. Everyone's like, what kind of blindness even is this? Because I. I like there's. Everything is wrong, nothing is right. And honestly, I agree with you.

[Paige]

But I'm happy.

[Brooke]

I'm happy and I'm very happy.

[Tana]

You sent me the side by side and it looks like two different Brooks. The other one's Brock.

[Brooke]

But also like, how many times can I make like the excuse? Like we've done every different set, every single scenario and always look like there's a filter on that. Like, no, there's not.

[Paige]

But I promise you, I'm looking at you right now and like, your makeup is your skin tone. It matches your hands. I will say, I wouldn't lie to you.

[Brooke]

I'm really heavy handed with makeup. I always have been, but I really just love makeup and I love to wear makeup. And if you think it looks like shit, you're probably right. And I don't care.

[Tana]

I think you look fabulous.

[Paige]

No, I don't. I don't think you're as heavy handed as you're making yourself. I swear, it's like completely normal. Amsterdam, Netherlands I'm excited for Amsterdam. I've never been to Amsterdam and I'm so Excited. So excited. We have to, like, shroom it out, I fear.

[Tana]

I was going to say we can really have, like, our. What is it? Oh, the Fault in Our Stars. Like that moment.

[Paige]

Breathing machine.

[Tana]

And then you guys can really hit that. Okay.

[Brooke]

That's what I remember, too.

[Paige]

All I remember is the breathing apparatuses.

[Tana]

Oh.

[Paige]

And then they lay when they're upside down and they're laying and it's like, don't die. Right?

[Tana]

Something like that. But yeah, they have, like, a whole trip to go to Amsterdam to, like, meet this author that the girl's obsessed with her. It was like, her, like, Make a Wish.

[Paige]

Oh, it's a sad movie. I just really also need to rewrite my European mushroom because the worst trip I've. Not the worst mushroom trip I've ever had, but the second worst worst mushroom trip I've ever had in my entire life was in Paris.

[Tana]

Oh, my God.

[Paige]

And I was so cruel. I literally thought you and Ty were gonna kill me. I thought. I truly thought you and Ty were plotting to kill me. Why the mushrooms? Like, I don't know. I wasn't seeing in color. I can't explain. Explain it to you that day. I've never seen color look like that in real life. Like, everything was grayscale and everyone was going to kill me.

[Brooke]

So crazy. My worst mushroom trip, I was in Vegas, and you were also in Vegas. And I was calling you, calling you, calling you, and you just wouldn't answer.

[Paige]

Did I ever answer?

[Brooke]

No, you never answered. But it was New Year's Eve and I was in. First of all, who does shrooms in Vegas? I'm literally walking through the casino and the carpet is, like, coming at me.

[Tana]

Wait, no. I feel like that's the best place to do shrooms because I tap shrooms in Vegas. And it's like, all the lights and, like, all the patterns.

[Brooke]

I was so overwhelmed, and I was just so panicked. I had. I ruined everybody's news.

[Paige]

Weren't you at the Wind too? I don't even think I could have saved you.

[Brooke]

I don't know.

[Paige]

I don't remember it all spit. But I am just really excited to maybe do a little mushroom dabble in Amsterdam and, like, rewrite it, because I don't have bad trips often. I really only, like. It was only when I thought Trevi was the Grudge and when I assaulted Ross lynch. And that's, like. Other than that, I truly.

[Tana]

I know we need, like, a little mushroom, a little blunt. Walking down the streets of Amsterdam, taking in the sights. It sounds magical.

[Paige]

And it's so beautiful. I'm so excited. That'd be fun to do a whole show on mushrooms. Well, either fun or the worst show. Absolutely ever. Refunds galore. Tanacon down.

[Tana]

That's basically like me right now. I feel like I'm on mushrooms. I drank an entire ghost energy drink, took a propanol, and now I'm drinking wine and I'm like, I've never felt better. Like, and Barney's in the corner.

[Paige]

You're. I. I feel like your heart is like a rat on a wheel right now. Trying to figure out which way to go. Like, it's even just. She brought in the thing she was about to ingest today, and I'm gonna insert the photo, but the colorway ruined my day. Like, that red and green ghost energy and then that purple and white propranolol from Mexico.

[Tana]

And then it's like I'm like, oh my God, why am I so tired all the time? I'm so lethargic. I have no energy. Your diet is literally a ghost energy drink and fucking crunchwrap supreme, bitch. Like, get a grip.

[Paige]

I couldn't agree more.

[Tana]

Cheers.

[Paige]

I couldn't agree more. I can't change even if I tried. Me neither.

[Brooke]

The diet will just never change. Like, I'm working out so much. I'm like feeling so good and like active and stuff. It's like I'll like spend the entire day at the gym and come home and eat Bulldog and it's like, I just can't help it.

[Paige]

I ate so fucking healthy for like damn near two weeks. And then I had a weekend where in one weekend I ate the entire Taco Bell menu for lunch on Saturday. That night I went home and I ate two pink carbonara Bulldax. I woke up the next day, I felt like I drank bleach. I went to Tricia's, we ordered the entire AMC theater's menu. I'm talking loaded tots, popcorn. I see central, I go home, I order Wingstop, I eat all of that. I wake up the next day and I eat two back to back Subway footlongs meatball sub as well. I was gassing Makoa out of the house and it was just like, have you no self control?

[Brooke]

I will say about you? And it's like, I think this makes you very fraudulent. Okay? She will order everything, like 20 things on a menu and does not. If. If she takes a bite of it at all, she'll take one.

[Tana]

Yes.

[Brooke]

Like, nothing is ever touched.

[Paige]

Like bulldogs. I'm talking licking them.

[Tana]

But did you clear them?

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Tana]

Did you take three bites?

[Paige]

You're right.

[Brooke]

You are like always order everything and you never eat it.

[Paige]

No, I pro. You can ask Amari to like back you up. I am, I do want to say that I consume like 45 of what I eat in the day. Maybe more. Maybe 6:60 after 10:00pm like, you know what I mean? The day is just the pre game for when I'm really alone and it's all spread out in my bed. No, the meatball foot long was crazy. And I was on the toilet like the next day. Like I'm talking both ends. Like I just, I love meatballs.

[Tana]

This entire past weekend has been rolling loud and the first night I'm not, I came home, I was so fucking hammered. I went online like on Postmates. I'm like, okay, what's even open? What can I get? Ordered myself a 711 pizza and boneless wings. That pizza has lasted me the past two days. That's all I've been eating is the 711 cheese pizza. But I'm not joking. Like wake up. Breakfast pizza, lunch slice of pizza.

[Paige]

It's a good ass pizza and it's like five bucks.

[Tana]

It was 12 bucks.

[Brooke]

Yeah, I love 711 pizza meal for.

[Paige]

The past three days and now I want that. I just have such a strong problem with balance. Like whenever something is bad, I need to cut it out completely.

[Tana]

Yeah.

[Paige]

And it's so hard because it's like you obviously cannot cut out food completely. Like it's. And be like same with alcohol. Like just anything. If I, if something is bad for me it is either do it or don't. And you can't do that with food obviously. So it's just like so hard for me and I'll be so healthy and then just have the relapse of the century.

[Brooke]

Well, that's why I don't believe in diets. Because if you diet then it's like all of a sudden you just have to go crazy.

[Paige]

But if I'm not dieting, everything is elote fied. Everything is hot Cheeto. I just did a video for my pickles that are about to come out where I showed the class for YouTube my favorite pickle combinations. And like J Rod, I've never seen him have fear like that behind the camera. Like just the gusher Tajin. We made that. My one of my new favorites is hot chili over pickles with sour cream and fritos.

[Tana]

You do get spunky with it though. I swear to God, I've like watched her put vanilla bean Ice cream and, like, yellow mustard on a pickle.

[Paige]

Sounds amazing.

[Tana]

She gets really, really creative.

[Brooke]

Ew.

[Paige]

Yeah. And just like, oh, my God, the peanut J Rod's face. When I did the peanut butter. Wh. Whipped cream, pretzel, Nutella pickle. And it's like, I'm talking death row, you know? And it was just. It was wild, though. Especially because normally when I eat a pickle combo, I eat one of them. And I made them all and we all ate them all. Like, when J Rod left, I was like, wall gripping, you know? It sounds amazing. The pickles are so amazing. But anyways. Auckland, New Zealand. Ooh.

[Tana]

Never heard of it. But it's so exciting.

[Brooke]

What isn't that.

[Tana]

Take a beat.

[Brooke]

Remember a second ago when I was like, I can't have wine, I can't speak English, where the Hobbit was filmed.

[Paige]

I love the things, you know, I actually don't know.

[Brooke]

I know it was in New Zealand. I don't know where. But remember Hobbit tour?

[Paige]

Is it just me with my feet?

[Brooke]

No, we have to do the Hobbit tour.

[Paige]

I don't know what the hell that means, but I'm down.

[Brooke]

It's like. Never mind.

[Tana]

Wait, no. What do you like?

[Brooke]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Paige]

Oh, I couldn't even think of a tour other than like, hello and welcome back to the canceled podcast.

[Brooke]

No, it's like a tour of, like, hobbit lands and. So amazing. It's so cool.

[Tana]

Wait. Okay, that's cute. I've never even seen the Hobbit, but I'm so down.

[Paige]

I hate some weird. And I do hate to say it, but what are hobbits?

[Brooke]

It's a movie.

[Paige]

The Hobbit.

[Brooke]

It's like a series, not a real animal. No, no. But also they filmed Lord of the Rings.

[Paige]

Hobbit.

[Brooke]

Lord of the Rings is all in New Zealand as well.

[Paige]

No way. I like rings.

[Tana]

I like Gandalf.

[Paige]

Ooh, I like the old one.

[Brooke]

Smeagol. Smeagol from Lord of the Rings.

[Paige]

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[Tana]

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[Brooke]

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[Brooke]

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[Paige]

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[Brooke]

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[Paige]

And then we have Brisbane, Melbourne, Adelaide, Perth and Sydney. And I am so, so excited to, like, see you guys experience Australia. Australia is one of my favorite places on planet Earth and like, the fans there are so fun and crazy and wild.

[Brooke]

I just, it really hasn't even like, really registered with me that we're going to Australia because we've been talking so much about UK since its first.

[Paige]

Yeah, Australia is in July and UK is tomorrow.

[Brooke]

So I'm so excited. Do you think we can go see Clinton's mom in person?

[Tana]

I was gonna say that. And we need to track down Anna Paul.

[Paige]

Oh yeah, like She's a part of the Hobbit tour. We got. We have binoculars. We're looking at waterfront sticking out. Oh, my God. It is gonna be funny. Just the jokes that we're able to make on stage there. Like, I just love being in places and. But I just can't stress it enough, even. Like, for example, okay, like, TSA in Australia is wildly different than it is in America. And anyone can go all the way to the gate. Like, if Your gate is 32B, like, any. Like, someone on the street can go all the way to 32B. It's not just people who are flying.

[Tana]

Wait, do they have.

[Paige]

Is that they have to go through the security thing, but anyone can still go to, like, 32B and, like, touring there. Like, a lot of times, like, the fans will, like, come to the gate, and then they, like, treat you like Bieber in the airport.

[Tana]

That's crazy.

[Brooke]

I've always wondered how that happens to celebrities when you see people, like, show up places and, like, there's a million people outside their gate.

[Tana]

What, so they only check your boarding pass when you get to the gate to board on the flight?

[Paige]

Yes.

[Tana]

So Joe Schmell can just run up and.

[Paige]

Yeah, I don't. I don't love it when you really break it down, but it's just, like, a safer place.

[Tana]

Australia is like, yeah, they have morals and.

[Paige]

Yeah, yeah. But I have seen some crazy shit go down in, like, the Adelaides and the Perths of Australia. Like, it's. It's a place to get lit, for sure.

[Tana]

Are we gonna be near the Opera House?

[Paige]

That's in Sydney, right? Sydney Opera House.

[Tana]

Wait.

[Paige]

We should try to, like, Finding Nemo. Why do I think of anyone but you? Like Sydney Sweeney.

[Brooke]

Like, wait, at the big place that's like.

[Tana]

Like in the harbor.

[Paige]

Yes, yes, yes. And that was good. I liked that. Oh, my God. It's just. Same with that, the outfits. I just can't wait to rewrite history. This is gonna be my first time looking put together in a lot of places, and I'm just. I'm really excited.

[Brooke]

No sweats.

[Tana]

I'm. I might have to sweat it out.

[Paige]

I don't know what makes me think.

[Brooke]

That sweats don't exist outside of America, But I think sweats are just, like, such a lazy thing, and America's such a lazy country that I'm like, you.

[Paige]

Know what it is, though? Like, I don't know, like, sweats with a leather jacket and a cute shoe. You could do a sweat. You could. Yeah.

[Brooke]

No, you can really the actual issue is that it takes up so much space in your suitcases.

[Paige]

And I completely get what you're saying, though, because I will just, like, beat one sweatsuit to smithereens when I'm in a place, you know, like, it comes home with, like, holes in the crotch, you know?

[Brooke]

Yeah, the crotch happened.

[Paige]

Teeth hungry. Yeah. But I'm so fucking excited. I'm just so excited to. It's been a while since we've, like, toured, and it, like, I'm really missing it these days. Even yesterday, Tricia called me while she was on stage and just, like, seeing the crowd and the people and, like, there was someone front row at Trisha's show with a canceled university crew, neck on and then black glitter makeup that looked like tears. And I was just like, oh, my God, I can't wait. Just for, like, even. Just all the fun shirts, like, how people wear the shirts that say the crazy shit. And I'm just like, oh, my God, I'm so excited. And I just, like.

[Brooke]

I told Tana I think we should do hello and welcome back to the cancer podcast.

[Paige]

Yes.

[Tana]

Yes. That's so cute. I'm so excited. Also, just, like, writing the tour with you two before we sat down to film made me, like, 10 times more excited thinking about what we're gonna talk. Like, all the crazy shit.

[Paige]

Brooke put this into words today so beautifully, and I'm probably going to use what you said, like, a hundred times across our press and, like, everything. It's gonna be my, like, token dirty door phrase.

[Brooke]

Perfect.

[Paige]

But Brooke was talking about how there were so many moments of really awful shit that, like, I was doing or she was doing or anyone was doing during filming the first two seasons of Canceled, but we weren't ready to talk about them because we were so in it, you know, like, some sexual escapades or some different things. Especially that I've done where it was like, that. That can't come on the Internet, because I did that yesterday.

[Tana]

Yeah.

[Paige]

And, like, I kind of want the narrative of this show, especially because of how far we're going live physically. Just talking about how far we've come as people. I think we are in such a wholesome era of life, but there are some stories from the vault that are just alarming. Alarming.

[Brooke]

A crowd favorite of mine.

[Paige]

It's gonna be such an incredible show, I think. Cause finally I am able to look back at these things with a lot of embarrassment and shame, but also able to laugh because I'm just so not that girl anymore.

[Tana]

Yeah. Cause now you're so far removed from it that you can look back and make jokes about it. Right.

[Brooke]

But there were times where we were sitting here and, like, we thought we were above it, but it was like, okay, we're like, kind of still in the thick of it like that.

[Paige]

Like. But I swear Makoa is gonna have to take up, like, jogging or something. Like, he cannot hear this show. And it's not that I. I don't know what it is because it's not me anymore, but, like, you never want to hear about your girlfriend.

[Tana]

Yeah, yeah.

[Paige]

You know, fill in the blanks. Yeah. It's just like, oh, my God. It's like, I can't believe some of the things that I have done, you know?

[Tana]

And honestly, too, I feel like you guys have gotten a good dose of my lore by now, but I have so much more that I've never even spoken of.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Tana]

And I think I'm digging out of, like, the depth depths of my brain.

[Paige]

It's. I think it's gonna be great and there's gonna be something for everyone to relate to in the audience. You know, the canceled girlies are very wild. And obviously we'll still continue to give advice and have a lot of different things where we interact with the crowd, but this set of stories is the most brutal, like, by far. And I'm just like, I'm really excited. I think it's gonna be great.

[Brooke]

Yay.

[Paige]

For some reason, too, it just feels like what happens over there stays over there.

[Brooke]

I really agree with that. And it doesn't make sense because, like, the Internet. The Internet is everywhere. And, like, we know how that works. But, like, for some reason, I'm like, God, I just, like, I can say anything over, like, no consequences in Europe. Like, yes, there are.

[Paige]

Yes. And I'm sure we will learn that by, like, show four. But, you know, I'm still excited to try. And just really especially because it. This has been so long awaited. Like, we get comments every single day. Like, come to Australia. Also, I will say I want to get ahead of this. The Canadian girlies, we hear you and we see you and we love you and we will get to you. Like, I just. I feel like such an asshole. Almost like announcing another tour in Canada's getting missed.

[Brooke]

Like, I love you guys, especially because I love Canada.

[Paige]

It's my favorite place, Canada, so much. And it's like every place we'd have a stop. I've dated someone from, like, I could really just make that the whole show, you know, And I. It's like, I, I, I have had Canada in me for a long time.

[Tana]

Nice.

[Paige]

Not Jesus.

[Brooke]

Shameless.

[Paige]

You know how that meant? How that meant, how I knew.

[Brooke]

Few word do trick.

[Paige]

Few word do trick.

[Brooke]

Oh my gosh. Have you seen JP's new song that's going viral? He called me the other. So JP, like, you know JP Sachs.

[Tana]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

He's a song that just came out. JP's like funny. His whole show is like, his whole shtick is being like, like he does like stand up and then sings and stuff. And he's also just like very like, he's just funny. And so he made a song and it's called Smartphone Make Me Dumb. And it's, he says like, smartphone make me dumb. Whiskey make me numb. And then he said, women make me. And then he just goes. But like the whole song is like very, it's, it's just a great song. But like, people are clipping only that little part and it, they're just running it home. It's like they're making fun of it so bad.

[Tana]

Being serious about it. Like, not satire.

[Brooke]

Yeah. Like it's, but it's meant to be.

[Paige]

Like, and it's, it's so crazy too to have a lyric go so viral for people. Like, people are saying like, they would have loved this BC you know what I mean? Like, not getting it. And he's like a lyrical genius.

[Brooke]

But he sport about it. Like, he called and he's like, how do I even like, like show that this was supposed to be funny? And I was like, honestly, just like, whatever. People are listening and it's like, yeah, but people are genuinely making fun of him and being like, there's no way he's serious.

[Paige]

And it's like, don't listen to like explain you or when you think of me, like, he is truly a lyrical genius.

[Tana]

So it's, you have to almost equate that to like the artist Picasso where it's like you look at the art and you're like, I could have done that. Like, that's so shady. And it's like there are so many layers and levels to that and you know that they're an incredibly talented artist. And it's like that's just.

[Paige]

Yeah, context. It's a funny. You know, I also just love jp. I have been like, trying to like, help him. I think it's so funny whenever, like musicians we know get into like tick tock trouble, they always like reach out to me. Like, how do I respond to this? And it's like, I don't know.

[Brooke]

He's a good sport. He's cracking up about it, but I'm like, I'm cracking up at all the Tik Toks, too, because it is, like, funny out of context. It's like, there's no way the women make me.

[Paige]

Mm.

[Brooke]

Well, then he says, forget what I was running from. But, like, everyone cuts that part out.

[Tana]

Smartphone makes me dumb.

[Brooke]

Few words, you check.

[Paige]

I'm gonna stream Casey Anthony on TikTok. Like, I don't even. And I know I feel like lately I've been just driving this home. My hatred for bad parents. But it's crazy the way Casey Anthony was, like, the beginning of that.

[Tana]

Oh, my God.

[Brooke]

I don't know. I think it goes back further than Casey Anthony, but I think we really, like, that was a. A huge one in our childhood where we were like. Well, I guess we really weren't that young, but.

[Paige]

Well, the. Where the media was just, like, what the actual.

[Brooke]

So it's like, it's up there with, like, Tiger woods cheating in as far as, like, media coverage. Huge media, like, where you're like, huh? But I'm. But I'm saying, like, things that, like, literally made such an impact on me because it was, like, it felt like the biggest story in the world.

[Tana]

Yeah.

[Paige]

Yeah. I just can't believe that at. Because think about how, like, we were probably, like, 13 or however old and, like, now I'm 26. She should not just be free and be on TikTok. Her also, being a legal advocate is crazy. The Xanny, the nanny of it all. There was no nanny. And she was just, like, giving the daughter Xanax or she was on Xanax. She waited 31 days to report her child missing. She never once looked for her daughter, like, at all, really, in my opinion. And even now, I think she knew where she was. The only redeemable thing would be if you're online still fighting for justice for your daughter. Like, it's just like, what do you think you're, like, a personality?

[Brooke]

Or what about, like, how about we try to find the person who killed her?

[Paige]

Yeah. People were saying, like, even O.J. pretended to look.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Tana]

You know, I mean, but, like, it's also just so shitty because now here we are talking about it and giving it more coverage and this and that. It's the same with Ash Trevino. Awful, horrible parent. But because she's so terrible, people just, like, want to talk about it, and it's just, like, giving her more coverage. And, like, I know I made a.

[Paige]

Like, saying this, and then I Didn't post it because I was like, I'm a part of the problem that I hate so much and I continue to do it. It's just like these things are so shocking.

[Tana]

Yeah, it's wild.

[Paige]

Even, like when I went to Casey Anthony's page, there were a few people that I followed that were following her and I had like, unfollowed them. I was like, there's no way.

[Tana]

That's insane that.

[Paige]

You know what I mean?

[Tana]

Because it's like, I don't want to dilute it down to like a shock factor, but it is. And it's like seeing this woman posting TikToks, it's like, what the fuck? And obviously people are going to talk about it, but. But again, it's just giving her more coverage and more attention and she's going to continue to like, keep posting and doing it.

[Paige]

How is the judicial system that though? Like, how is she out of prison?

[Tana]

I. I really, I don't know.

[Brooke]

There are so many things like, like in that regard that I just don't understand. Like, that you can't, like, I don't know. There's so many things that, like, aren't usable, that are. Like, how can you not use that? I just, like, I'll never understand.

[Paige]

Yeah, that's wild.

[Brooke]

But wait, Casey Anthony for prison. Like, things that like, like, can happen but, like, aren't usable in court.

[Tana]

Like, oh, yeah, like that don't hold up in court.

[Paige]

Yeah, like, she should be in prison for fucking life.

[Tana]

Yeah.

[Paige]

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[Paige]

Josie, which I do just want to talk about. I mean, I guess we could just go into that, but I want to talk about Coachella.

[Tana]

Wait, let's get into it.

[Paige]

And that's It. It's just like, this is the first year where I'm, like, deciding if I should go or not, and I obviously have the world's worst case of fomo, and I just want to know where you guys stand. Like, what are your thoughts?

[Brooke]

See, obviously, you and I have talked about this a lot, but I usually like, FOMO is what gets me to Coachella. Like, I. It's not even like, oh, I'm dying to go to Coachella. I have so much fun at Coachella. It's always just like, I know I'm gonna have fomo.

[Tana]

Really.

[Brooke]

This is the first time ever, I feel, like, completely, like I have none of that.

[Paige]

Wait.

[Tana]

Good.

[Brooke]

And only, like, I love Coachella, and it's so fun and stuff, but I've done it also a thousand times, and I. I feel like since I've gone to so many music festivals, too, it doesn't feel like, oh, I have to go to Coachella. I can go to Lollapalooza, or I can go to Oceaga, or.

[Paige]

I know. I guess it's just, like, I'm fine with it now, but I know that it's gonna come and I'm gonna see it, and I'm literally gonna wanna, like, Groundhog's Day go in the ground. You find out when I peek out, you know, Like, I am so. Cause I love it so much. Tour's also in five days. After Coachella, we could end up getting a lot of lore that we use.

[Tana]

On tour, but my thoughts are Lady Gaga and Charli Xiao, and I'm just like, I would give anything to see them. But also, yeah, tour in five days is crazy. And also, just how expensive Coachella is is so fucking absurd. Like, paying, like, 1.2 K for an artist pass. Fuck that. Paying, like, 1.3 K for a hotel or, like, an Airbnb stay is so crazy. And then feeling, like, the pressure to get outfits and, oh, my God, just everything about it.

[Paige]

The food, the car services. Coachella is the most expensive thing on planet Earth. And then I've, like, it's like a wedding.

[Brooke]

You wake up the next day, too. You're like, oh, shit, it's over. Yeah, and all that money's gone.

[Paige]

But I used to really love it so much, too, that I think I'm holding onto that, like, version of me, you know? There was a time in my life where I was on tour in Australia. I had the three days off of Coachella. I flew from Australia to Los Angeles, did Coachella, and then flew back to Australia, like, What the. How old were you?

[Tana]

21.

[Paige]

Yeah, no, like, 18. So it makes sense, the energy levels. But I'm saying now, even just the idea of tour being in five days from it, and I did it sober, and it's just different. It just is. Like, it's.

[Tana]

Well, also, I. I was thinking about that, too, and I was like, okay, for Coachella, obviously, I'm going to want to go. I'm going to want to have a drink or five or 10, and I'm going to want to take Molly sue me. But then it's like, okay, and then what? Quick 180 tour in five days.

[Brooke]

Yeah. And how sick I get from Coachella every time. I'm always sick for at least like, a. A full month. After that, I'll have, like, the nastiest cough you've ever heard.

[Paige]

Oh, the dust lung is like no other.

[Brooke]

And I just like. I'm like, I'm in a wedding. Like, the week before, I would go, you know, straight from Texas to Coachella to Europe, and I'm like, I just don't want to do that. Kids.

[Paige]

The 45,000 steps. Like, I'm 80. And I've realized how much, too. I realized last year how much alcohol helps you with the fact that you can be feeling something, but you can prolong it, whether that's exhaustion, foot pain, outfit pain. Like, one thing about being sober is, like, whatever it is, you are going to feel it in that moment. Like, the exhaustion. It's almost better drinking, because then you're just, like, hungover, and you ride out the hangover and you rest, and then you're fine. Whereas, like, doing it sober, you feel it all throughout it. And then, like, dude, last year I.

[Tana]

Wore these cowboy boots. I'm not joking. Probably two sizes too small for me. My toes were like this the entire time inside my boots. I was walking to the festival, like, out, out, out, waddling. Went to the bar, took three shots, and I was like, okay, never mind.

[Paige]

I don't have feet. I would do anything to. To slip into the vortex for three days and then come out of it. And I think the fact that I can't. It's just. I don't know. It's wild. And I'm. But I just, like, you know what they have? Huh?

[Brooke]

Fanita and I did it at Coachella this last year. She showed me. She. You, like, have stuff that you can spray on your feet.

[Tana]

Lidocaine.

[Brooke]

And it just, like, your feet. You don't have feet anymore.

[Paige]

That's your skin. It's not Your bones. Like, I have a major bone issue. Like, my bones just hurt at all times. Like, with everything.

[Tana]

I was cracking her hips.

[Brooke]

It sucks. Like, it will be so fun and stuff, but it's. It's just. To me, it's like, I can go next year.

[Paige]

It feels so out of line. Out of line, out of pocket. I don't know. The FOMO might get the best of me, and I might end up going anyways, but then I might just, like, majorly regret that decision. I just think if I wake up.

[Brooke]

The day that it's over and I got through that weekend without having gone, I'm gonna be like, oh, my God, I saved so much money. I'm so fabulous and amazing and perfect.

[Paige]

That is so true. Like, just the money saving of it all. I'm trying to think of any tips we could give the girlies if it is their first Coachella, because I don't want to, like, sit here and just hate on it. I've gone to, like, 13. I love it more than anything.

[Brooke]

Happiest place on Earth. There's no feeling like being at Coachella, but honestly, I don't know. I feel a little bit like my original Coachellas were more fun because, you know, you go. You go ga and everything is, like. You get there early and you spend the whole day and you are so miserable, but it's just, like, so much camaraderie.

[Tana]

Yeah, it's part of it.

[Brooke]

And it's so fun, and it's just, like, exciting. Yeah. I don't think I could make it through.

[Paige]

I just feel like I. If I'm gonna do one day, I'm gonna do three because you gotta drive down to Palm Springs. And I've also. Frank Ocean changed me so much too, because, I don't know, putting an artist on a pedestal that their performance is gonna be the reason for you going. Frank Ocean scarred me for life. Like, that weekend, I don't think I saw. I don't even. I didn't listen to any music, really. I just went to Frank Ocean, and then I came home, and I was like, what did I spend my money on?

[Brooke]

Yeah, what are you gonna have FOMO for? You don't even get to the festival till, like, 9pm I know it's.

[Paige]

To be honest with you. You know what it is? It's like, my love for serving. I just want to serve, love.

[Brooke]

You can serve. You could serve wherever you want.

[Paige]

And then it's like, last year, you. I wore a wife beater and a furry skirt. Like, just do that in the kitchen, you don't need to spend thousands, and I do. I realized I. I totaled up what my absolute minimum Coachella spend this year would be, and it's like, $17,000.

[Tana]

That's.

[Paige]

And it's like, there's. I'm.

[Brooke]

We're just gonna go out on a whim and say, that's not your minimum spend. Like, I think you could definitely do it cheaper than $17,000.

[Paige]

I know. I guess you're, like, maybe 14, but.

[Tana]

You want to do it Tana style.

[Paige]

That's the thing is the bodyguard. I just. I love my fans. I wouldn't change anything in the world, but anytime I've done any music festival without a bodyguard, I get touched in places I don't want to get touched.

[Tana]

You get berated.

[Paige]

I really do. Like, people love to just grab my. My holes, my orifices, and I don't know what it is.

[Tana]

Wasn't it last Coachella, someone just came up to you and they were like, tana, like, grabbed your tits and was, like, shaking them 100.

[Paige]

And just. It's always the headlock. And it's. And then it's like, yes, all my friends can go. And, like, then their job is to help me, like, protect myself in a way. But that's no fun for everyone with me then. And then no one wants to be.

[Tana]

Around me also, it's like, what am I gonna do? Like, try to, like, fend someone off who's, like, on Molly, rolling and drunk as fuck, trying to, like, say hi to you? No one's gonna take me seriously. You need, like, a big security guard.

[Paige]

And then that's an artist pass for them, and then the rate of them, and then I don't know. And obviously, yeah, I could just not do that. But I don't feel safe.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Paige]

Which is, like, wild. I don't know.

[Brooke]

That's why I say we just, like, go to Oceaga or something instead.

[Paige]

And it's like, no, but it's like, I mean, camp. I love meeting all the girlies with their Molly jaw and glitter tears and fringe crop tops. Like, I do just love it. I think everyone's in, like, such a different mood at Coachella. I just. I don't know. I would. I. A part of me would feel missing.

[Tana]

Yeah.

[Paige]

To not go. But I would love to save the money, and I would love to save the energy dollars. As Whitney Cummings says, we have to go to Lollapalooza.

[Brooke]

That's the best festival on planet Earth. I've decided. I just went for the first time this last year.

[Paige]

Well, I mean, actually the Ferris wheel and just the. Oh, it's like getting to Coachella does feel like home.

[Brooke]

Let me go ahead and.

[Paige]

I mean, I'll never get on it. I like to look at it.

[Brooke]

Have you ever been on the Ferris wheel?

[Paige]

No. The last time I was on a Ferris wheel, I got in trouble sucking dick on it, and I just went on it to suck.

[Brooke]

Remember that James Charles situation meme?

[Paige]

Yeah. That was wild.

[Tana]

What?

[Brooke]

It was like everyone thought James Charles was sucking that guy's dick on the Ferris wheel, but it was like. I think it was just a stranger.

[Paige]

No.

[Tana]

Where the hell was I?

[Paige]

That's crazy.

[Brooke]

It was so viral.

[Tana]

Really?

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Paige]

The Rainbow tower.

[Tana]

Tower that no one's ever climbed up because there's no point.

[Brooke]

It's actually crazy.

[Paige]

The rainbow tower is a little unethical. And no one ever talks about that. It's like super hot in there, and then people pack like sardines and you just walk up to walk down and like, everyone comes out, like.

[Tana]

Because, like, I've always seen it. And like, I'll ask people what's at the top? Like, what do you see up there? They go. Nothing.

[Brooke]

Yeah, you just walk up.

[Paige]

Cool to see the people. Like ants and, like all of Coachella and whatever. But it's like.

[Brooke]

Because it's like you're looking through an orange window.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Tana]

Yeah. No. Not worth the climb.

[Paige]

I fucking love Coachella. Some of my favorite life's memories are Coachella. But I don't know. I don't know.

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[Tana]

Music festivals, I spent this entire past weekend at Rolling Loud.

[Paige]

Oh my to hear now. And I can't thank you enough for going out on the front lines and gathering lore for the girls. Because I'm frontline. A bitch is tired, you know?

[Tana]

I love the front lines. No, because I really was. I really fucking was.

[Paige]

I used to be a Rolling Loud girly, and I just, it's special.

[Tana]

It's so fun. Well, now it's so funny because I went there and I was like wearing a cream colored top and I was walking around and I was like, oh, my goodness, I'm in a sea of emo kids. Because now it's like, know Playboy Cardi is like the breeding ground for the demographic of boys who are like chrome hearts.

[Paige]

Like Mason, Mason Disick.

[Tana]

Yeah, like wearing Rick Owens and they have like a dying rose and like a bat in their Instagram bio.

[Paige]

It's always the bat name how I felt it.

[Brooke]

Nessa Barrett.

[Tana]

They send you a text and it has like a plus sign and like asterisks. You know what I'm saying?

[Paige]

I, I, yes, that was my, unfortunately my bread and butter for a long time.

[Tana]

So I went, I felt like a little out of place because of that, but I had the best fucking time. Day one was like, pretty casual. I went with Trevi. So boys Lie invited me to go and they did a collab with this girl Bunny, who's the owner of Rolling Loud. Like the entire festival. She is the owner. She owns it with her husband Matt.

[Paige]

Okay. That's what I was gonna. I thought it was a guy named Matt.

[Tana]

Yeah, Matt and Bunny. So boys Lie invited me. They're like, please come to Rolling Lab. We'd love to have you. I said, absolutely, absolutely. I'll be there. So me, Trevi, Ty, and Ari all go to Rolling Loud. Day one, pretty chill. And by chill, I mean, like, we were all ripping shots and dancing at the table and like doing our Big one. We took, like, silo gummies, and it was so fucking fun. But, like, I woke up the next day hungover as balls. I had to. I woke up at, like, 10am I had no intention of going. I was like, I'm done. I'm not. I can't do day two. Whatever. Ari FaceTimes me. He's like, get up. We're going. I, like, rolled over. I saw, like, the little blue boys lie box, little PR box. I was like, I'm obligated. I have to do this for the girls.

[Paige]

Girls go correct.

[Tana]

So I woke up, chugged a Red Bull, and I was on my merry way for day two.

[Paige]

And, you know, Ari was probably just so funny. He's so funny in certain elements when it's, like, backstage going like this.

[Tana]

Yeah, right, right, right. He. He loves a rich environment. He loves, like, a fun event. So he was honestly on his best behavior. He was being so fucking funny. But we get to day two, and we go to the table, and the boys lies, girls. The boys lie. Girls are there, and Bunny comes over, like, the owner, and we are just ripping shots. We're all, like, laughing and just dancing. Like, all of the artists before playboi Cartier are performing, and we're just having, like, a ball.

[Brooke]

I love a ball. Having a ball, right?

[Tana]

We're just having a ball. And I'm just dancing, getting down, and I look over my shoulder, and I'm like, oh, my God. Liv from Love island comes walking up to the table, and I'm, like, fangirling. I'm sweating because I loved that season. I love her and Kayla. Like, I was gagged, and, like, I'm trying to be cool about it, but I'm like, I can't. Like, if I see a. Like, I love in person, I'm gonna tell them I love them.

[Brooke]

I have no shame about it. I'll be like, I'm literally your biggest fan.

[Tana]

Yeah. I'm not above it. So she comes over, and I. Like, she hugs me, and she's like, hi, I'm Liv. I'm like, oh, I know. I hug her.

[Paige]

I was like, and I love your work.

[Tana]

Literally, I was like, I'm obsessed with you. Like, I can't even lie. Like, I love you. And she's like, oh, my God, stop.

[Paige]

Like, I think it's so good to do that. Like, you'll get shut down now and again, and then, like, it does give you a bad taste of those people, you know?

[Tana]

But, yeah, but no, she was a sweet angel. And then, like, I'M not joking. I left that night like, floating on a cloud because we became like this. Like, we were again, just, like, drinking together, dancing, having so much fun, just, like, hitting, like, some jokes. And I. I could not say more positive things about that girl. And then from there, it just ramps the fuck up. So Liv, like, broke the seal. And then maybe 10 minutes goes by and Ari goes, oh, my God, Kai Sanat's right there. I go, what?

[Paige]

I freak out. He's not real. He's like. If I saw him in person, I would be like, no, we did.

[Brooke]

We sat next to him at the streamys.

[Tana]

Wait, really?

[Brooke]

Yeah, he was at the table right next to us.

[Paige]

I don't remember my own line.

[Brooke]

He's in the background of all my videos. And I didn't know him at the time, so, like, everybody was like, is that Kai? And I now looking back, I'm like, I hate myself.

[Paige]

I need to ask you about not remembering my own life. Actually, that reminds me in a second, but can you please continue?

[Tana]

Oh, my God. See, I know. So we're sitting at the table, and mind you also, like, because boys lies, like, in with Bunny, the owner, we have, like, the best table ever. And I just felt so. Like, it was so lavish, and I was just like, what the fuck am I doing? So out of place. So taken care of. It was like, in artist section, like, up. We had, like, own table. Like, perfect view of the stage. It was unreal. But Ari goes, oh, my God, Kai Snaz right there.

[Brooke]

I turn, looks Nat too.

[Tana]

Oh, he was gagged. I was gagged.

[Paige]

Yeah, the robots, the 30 day stream. Just who he's. He's amazing at what he does. I just, like, loved him on Jimmy Fallon. Like, he. It was almost like. It was like Kai's show, and Jimmy was just there. Like, Jimmy Fallon looked like a guest.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Paige]

Like, literally a guest.

[Tana]

So. And I mean, Anna's a fucking hustler too, because he was livestreaming the entire day. So he's going around, meeting face. He's like, at a food truck. He has a videographer following him the entire day. He's just live streaming 24 7.

[Paige]

It's the hardest thing in the world.

[Tana]

It is crazy. But he was being so sweet. Just, like, interacting with all the fans, taking pictures, like, giving everyone the time of day. And I was like, oh, my God. I'm like, real stand up.

[Brooke]

Does he have a girlfriend?

[Tana]

Wait.

[Brooke]

Oh, he does.

[Tana]

But he was there. Like, that was crazy. And then we're still at the table. We're all having fun. And Playboi Carti's set starts. And I'm not joking when I tell you people were packed in like sardines. You could not fucking move. You could not turn. It was body to body. And also I had taken silos. So I'm watching his set start, and I'm like, oh, this feels, like, sacrilegious.

[Paige]

I had a mushroom moment with peso pluma at Coachella where I was, like, on so many mushrooms that it felt like I was getting sacrificed. And then I looked back at the videos and it was just like a normal it.

[Tana]

Oh, no, that's exactly what happened. But because there's, like, fire shooting out of cannons and.

[Paige]

And he's going, like, other people sweat on your shoulders. Like, just whole nine. Yeah.

[Tana]

So I'm like, on my mushrooms. I'm looking around, I'm like, oh, my God, I'm getting sacrificed. And Bunny comes up to the table and she goes, guys, come with me. Link arms right now. We're going. I'm like, what? Like, going into the crowd, like, this seems dangerous and terrifying and awful.

[Paige]

I love a named Bunny.

[Tana]

She tana. You would eat her up. So she goes, guys, come on. So she has her security, mind you. She's like 5:2, just like the baddest you've ever seen in your life. She's like petite Polly pocket. And she just goes, guys, come on. We link arms. We are plowing through the section. Like, just bodying people, throwing elbows, plowing.

[Paige]

The big bodyguard is also everything in mind.

[Tana]

You too. It's like Playboi Cardi. All these people are jumping and raging and going crazy. We're getting beat around. It was nuts.

[Paige]

Mosh environments horrify me.

[Tana]

Yeah, I was terrified. Like, I was getting stepped on, basically. But I think we're going into the crowd. She takes us to this, like, fenced off gate, and she goes, come on. Security unlocks the gate, like, opens it, brings us through. We are now backstage at Playboi.

[Paige]

Kardi, stop.

[Brooke]

Who did you see?

[Tana]

Tell me the characters not fucking joking. So we're walking through and everything's happening so fast. I'm, like, trying to look around and take in everything, but we saw Sexy Red. She was backstage. I know. And, you know, Ari was, like, foaming at the mouth. Oh.

[Brooke]

Oh, my God. I didn't even think about the fact that.

[Paige]

Are you tripping?

[Brooke]

Later?

[Paige]

She's like, and then we saw Barney, dora and boots.

[Tana]

Mr. Peanut was there. No, I wasn't tripping, but, like, I definitely felt a little something like Emotions and feelings and senses were heightened. But we're walking through and, like, backstage and this and that. They take us right in front of the stage. Like, I could see Playboi Carti's pores, and they lead us through the crowd. I mean, I guess it was, like, barricaded, but we're still, like, linked up. Everything's happening so fucking fast. We're going through barricades, like, through the crowd, bobbing and weaving. And we get to the artist section, which is like, his people, which was nuts.

[Brooke]

Who are his people?

[Tana]

So now we're in that section, and we're just fucking going crazy. We are dancing. We're having a good time. I'm getting whipped around. And then I hear, wow.

[Paige]

No Jennifer Kage.

[Brooke]

Oh, I was thinking Jennifer Kage, too.

[Tana]

I wish it was Owen Wilson. Gagged.

[Brooke]

I was gagged. I'm sorry.

[Tana]

Yeah. I would do anything to see Jennifer.

[Brooke]

F at Playboy Cardi.

[Paige]

I would literally give off a finger on orus.

[Tana]

A limp. I love.

[Brooke]

She would be there, too, for some reason.

[Paige]

I know. I.

[Tana]

It's so her. I'm like, it's so her element at all.

[Paige]

I just love Jennifer Coolidge in an element that's like. It's like a juxtaposition, you know? But anyways, okay, Owen Wilson.

[Tana]

So I'm not joking. I just hear, wow, and I stop dead in my tracks. I go, what? I turn over my shoulder. He's sitting there with his cowboy hat on. He has, like, three kids with him. I'm like, what the fuck?

[Paige]

He has my favorite nose in History of Human Existence.

[Brooke]

I. Oh, it sucks. Because, like, I love him and I love his character so much, but ever since I found out about the deadbeat dad thing, I'm like, I can't be into it.

[Tana]

What is he a deadbeat dad?

[Brooke]

Yes.

[Tana]

Why was he at Playboy Cardi with three of his kids then?

[Paige]

Because he had to probably make up for Christmas.

[Brooke]

Yeah. No. No kidding.

[Paige]

I don't know.

[Brooke]

No, he has a. He had a baby with a poker girl. I told you guys this story on the podcast before.

[Tana]

What?

[Brooke]

He had a baby with a poker girl. He, like, plays in the games and he, like, like, basically she was just like a girl, I guess at one of the events, they maybe, like, dated for a second, but that she had a baby and he will not claim the baby. He. I. It said that he pays, like, $70,000 a month in child support, which slay but has never met the child, will not go near the child. Like, the. The kid apparently looks exactly like Him.

[Paige]

These men do this.

[Tana]

Ben Simmons.

[Brooke]

Or, like, Griffin.

[Paige]

Like, Griffin.

[Tana]

Oh, my God.

[Paige]

I just almost got a lawsuit. Sorry, Ben Simmons.

[Brooke]

Like, literally.

[Paige]

I'm sorry, Ben Simmons.

[Brooke]

But it's so sad, and, like, I. I'm not 100 sure on all the details, but, like, that's, like. Yeah.

[Paige]

It's three children to three separate mothers.

[Lauren]

And he's happy being the father to the first two.

[Brooke]

And she looks just like Emma.

[Tana]

Oh, see?

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Tana]

There was no daughter there. No daughter at Playboy.

[Brooke]

Card. Well, she's a baby. She's like 4 or something.

[Paige]

It's like Stormy and Astroworld. Yeah. Oh, my God. That's. Oh, wow. Well, Paige, bummer, because.

[Brooke]

Yeah, no, keep going. Sorry. That. Like, I didn't mean to ruin your story, but. No, I. Owen Wilson's still an icon, but he plays all these, like, amazing father figures. And, like, just, like, such a.

[Paige]

Truly. Just not to always bring it back to our guy. But that's why I love Adam Sandler. Like, playing that guy, but then also being that guy. And I guess, theoretically, you don't have to. You're just acting, you know? But, like, that's disheartening to know that.

[Brooke]

It's a bummer. Like, if you found out, like, that Matthew McConaughey was, like, a shitty guy, I would hate that.

[Paige]

Like, there's certain men that just. Like, Vince Vaughn.

[Brooke]

Vince Vaughn is so high. He's one of my, like, OGs.

[Tana]

Yeah, I know. What a letdown. Yeah.

[Paige]

That's why.

[Brooke]

It doesn't matter.

[Tana]

It's still iconic to see him at Playboy. Cardi's going, fiend, fiend. Like, what the.

[Paige]

That's a. I would be tripping like mushrooms, too. Like, just like.

[Tana]

So I'm still shrooming. Well, shrooming's crazy. I'm still on shrooms.

[Paige]

No, you could take it up. Silos that you see. God. One time, I was at Billie Eilish, and I was like, I am Ocean Eye. I was on, like, 30 silos.

[Tana]

No, I'm not joking. I thought it was Travis Scott for a second. So, like, whatever. We're still in the artist section. Bunny's like, okay, come on. Like, let's go to my house. I go, what? And she's like, I have, like, a little house here. It's, like, no big deal. Like, on site at Rolling Loud.

[Brooke]

Where is Rolling Loud?

[Tana]

Englewood. So near Sofi Stadium.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Tana]

Like, right near there. And she goes, come on. So we go back through the crowd. Playboi Cardi brings out the weekend also. Like, they do the Song Timeless. It was nuts. I'm not joking. Like, I'm on shrooms, I'm levitating, but we're going through, like, the barricades, blah, blah. And mind you, in the beginning I was like, I feel like this is sacrilegious. I feel like I'm gonna get sacrificed. We're going through the barricades, and all of a sudden I look down and there's this man who's like, stiff as a board, like, literally getting, like, carried out on a stretcher. I'm like, oh, no, Jesus. So now my shrooms, I'm like, oh, I'm dying. Like, I'm absolutely dying.

[Paige]

Crazy though. Like, it's. I would go in my Lil Xan days and it checks out.

[Tana]

They had to pause the show like three different times to be like, everyone take a step back because people get pressed up against the barricades, like, actually packed in like sardines. And people can't move, people can't breathe. It's so terrifying. So they had to pause the show three separate times.

[Paige]

But I just love things for girls and gay people. Like, it just. People just feel lighter. It just feels, you know?

[Tana]

Yeah. Like I said, it's the Rick Owens boys. Yeah, the Ricklens boys, who have like the dying rose emoji in their bio. So.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Tana]

But yeah, and then Bunny, like, brought us backstage to her trailer, and we were all just in there, like, and she was like, yeah, there's gonna be like a little after party here. Like, you guys should stick around. And I'm like, wait, is Playboy car gonna go?

[Brooke]

Did he.

[Tana]

I didn't stay.

[Paige]

What's worse? Rick Owens bat emoji bio son or frat son?

[Tana]

Frat son.

[Brooke]

Frat son. Frat son, frat son.

[Paige]

I just saw one of my friends taking all of her sons to Rolling Loud. And she, her like 8 year old was wearing a big ass hoodie that said like whole lot of C syrup. And I was like, oh, my God, if this is my kid is just.

[Brooke]

Scary because it's like, are they gonna roofie someone?

[Tana]

You know, like, I have nothing to say to you, Brad from Kappa Sigma Chi or whatever the.

[Brooke]

Right, yeah. And that's like the first half of my body count. Honestly, I only know because Tanner just made me go through it.

[Paige]

We should pie chart our body counts. I don't want to.

[Brooke]

What do you mean, pie chart? What kind of pie chart would you make?

[Paige]

Like, just like a pie chart.

[Brooke]

I was thinking venn diagram.

[Paige]

I go, hmm, that could also. There's some crossover for sure when you.

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[Paige]

Want to ask you about something. Okay, so the other day going through my TikTok and one of Bibi's TikToks comes on my for you page and obviously I'm watching it. It's the two of you being as cute as ever. I just love the bb and Brooke edits, by the way. Just you guys are my favorite. And so I'm watching and then you guys are going to Catch and now I'm like, I'm locked in for the lore. Bebe and Brooke at Catch. Like this is. You know what I mean? This is our former workplace. Yeah, it's like me in Vegas. I don't know how to explain it. It's just you guys are in one of your elements and then you start telling this story about how Kylie Jenner was at Catch and then I walked into Catch and then you seat me by Kylie Jenner and I go and, and I sit and I talk to her and I'm watching this TikTok and at first I'm like, I literally don't remember this at all. And then all of a sudden, I do remember the one flash, like, you were sitting at the bird cage table and you were talking about how that's where Kylie was sitting. And I, like, remember it slightly what happened.

[Brooke]

I'm so confused because, like, I'm pretty sure even the viewers right now will be like, tana, you've literally told that story before. Like, we. This is something we talk about, I feel like, all the time, maybe, because Ari. That was my first time ever meeting Ari. It was like you in a group. And I remember I sat or Kylie sat at 301, and I sat you guys at 3:20, which is like, actually just literally, like, as far as the camera. And I was like, I did it on purpose. And I texted beforehand. I was like, hey, seating you guys at the table next to Kylie. Hehe. Which poor Kylie's probably never gonna go back there, but I don't work there anymore. You sat there, she called you over. I think you just, like, said hi or something.

[Paige]

I remember sitting with her. But I guess what it is is that now especially that I'm sober, I look back at my Rolodex of interactions with Kylie, and they make me want to die. Because I want to say that Tina has met Kylie four times and Tana has met Kylie one time. And it's like, she always has been so nice to, like, talk to me, but it's like, what did I say?

[Tana]

Is it like, charity work kind of talking? Like, that's nice, sweetie.

[Paige]

100%, duh. Obviously. But it's like, I just. There's this one time where I, like, I have like four flashes of it, but we're both at a Sofia Richie event, and then they put everyone who was, like, invited to the event at, like, two tables at a club. I don't remember which club. I think it was like, Bootsy Bellows and Tyler Lambert had styled me. And I'm wearing this big blue blazer with shoulder pads. Like, I look like Doug DiMadome and biker shorts and then, like, a big silver cowboy belt around the blazer.

[Brooke]

I remember I see this image in my head right now, by the way.

[Paige]

Yes. And then, like, I was talking to her for, like, 30 minutes, and I have no idea what I said. Like, the first time we ever met too. We were both walking into Coachella, like, artist, and I go over and I take a photo, and I remember Brad Sousa had asked Travis Scott for a selfie and he said no. And then Kylie said yes to me, so I was like gagged. And then we walked in talking, but I was shit faced, like by the time arriving, even to Coachella. And I like just don't remember it at all. And I don't know, it just makes me want to die. Like, what has Tina said to Kylie Jenner?

[Brooke]

But we just saw her. We just saw her at Stoss's birthday and she was so, like, she was like so sweet and like, wanted to talk to you. I feel like a lot.

[Paige]

I think that that that's the only interaction I claim because I remember it all. I'll never. My favorite part of that interaction that I just love. I was telling Amari about it the other day because I was talking about how I don't remember all of these like 35 minute conversations I've had with Kylie Jenner, which is enough to make a grown woman kill herself. And I was saying that we were talking with Carter B. And Victoria and I said like, yada, yada, gives me so much anxiety. And Kylie goes, what's that?

[Tana]

Like, I'll never forget it.

[Paige]

Like I said, like, blank. Gives me so much anxiety. And Kylie, deadass goes, what is that? And then I had to explain anxiety to her and then she just never experienced it.

[Tana]

She's like, oh, okay, No, I swear.

[Paige]

To God, I explained anxiety to her and she just goes, oh, like, as if she'd learned a new term.

[Brooke]

I just feel like, how could she ever regret an interaction? It's. It's like, you're welcome.

[Tana]

Seriously.

[Paige]

I guess that's.

[Tana]

She could pull down her pants and shit on the floor in the middle of a club and it would be like, woo hoo. I think the crowd's going wild.

[Paige]

So true. It's so true.

[Tana]

Dude, did I ever tell you about my catch story with Kylie?

[Paige]

No. Tell now.

[Tana]

Oh my gosh. Sorry. I'm like, all these tangents.

[Brooke]

No, I love a tangent.

[Tana]

Okay, so this was like when I first moved to LA and my roommate was talking to a basketball player for the Suns at the time.

[Paige]

Is it one I just apologized to?

[Tana]

Oh, Ben Simmons? No, no, no, no. Okay, so. And at the time, Kendall Jenner is dating Devin Booker. So the guy that she's talking to invites us to go to like a basketball game here at wherever the fuck they play, whatever center. And we go, we're watching the game, like, we're driving home, back to our apartment, and he calls her and he's like, hey, come to catch right now. And she's like, honestly, we're almost home. Like, we're tired, blah, blah. And he's like, no, just come. Like, it's chill. We have, like a room rented out. Blah, blah, blah. It's cool. And she's like, I don't know. Like, we'll have to think about it. We fully get back to the apartment. We're like, debating for 20 minutes if we even go. And we're, like, looking online and we're like, catch closes in 20 minutes. Like, we're not even gonna be able to order food. Like, what the is this guy saying?

[Paige]

Sounds so good right now.

[Tana]

Sounds insane. The hell roll. What is it?

[Paige]

Hellfire. What I caused for Kylie that day.

[Brooke]

That was really funny.

[Tana]

So then he's like, calling her again. He's like, just come. Just fucking come. I'll order you a car. Get your ass here. And she's like, fine, fine. So we submit. Please. And we get to catch. We pull up, there's no one in there. We walk into the restaurant, it's empty, it's closed. So now we're like, catch after hours. And we get escorted up to the top floor or wherever the fuck. There's, like a private room. We walk in and I'm not joking, we get into this room, there's a table full of. Of Kylie Jenner, Travis Scott, Justin Bieber, Hailey Bieber, Kim Kardashian. And then, like, I think, like, Chloe might have been there or, like, I don't know, some other Kardashian. Oh, Kendall was there, obviously, because Devin Booker. So it was the whole Sun's basketball team in the Kardashians.

[Paige]

Bieber, Bieber. We got to talk about Haley, too.

[Tana]

Oh, yeah, we got to get into that. But I'm not joking. And mind you, like, I'm fresh as fuck to la. I was shitting my draws.

[Paige]

How do you even, like, just sit there like, no. And Tina would have been doing a toast. Tina would have been singing like, Pia Mia. Be so crazy, though. Like, you worked there in the perfect time where it was just like the most insane celebrity hot spot. Like, it was.

[Brooke]

It was so exciting. I think that's why I love that job so much, is because, like, I was new to LA and like, the excitement of going in and, like, like you get, like a report at the beginning of every shift, like, of all the important people who are coming. So you'd go in and be like, okay, Justin, Kylie, Haley, like, all these people are coming tonight. And you'd like the whole night be.

[Paige]

Like, when's he coming? So exciting.

[Tana]

Crazy. So we walk in and, like, there's a whole long table, like a big table just full of the Kardashians and Hailey Bieber, Justin Bieber, like, whatever. And then I'm sat at a table, like, adjacent to it, but it's like a smaller table. So it's me, my room, and then the guy that she's talking to from the team and, like, a few other people. And we're sitting there minding her business. And by minding our business, I mean, like, shaking in my boots, eavesdropping galore.

[Paige]

I would become Horton. Here's a who to see what Bieber was talking about.

[Tana]

I'm not kidding. I had, like, a Dixie cup with a string. But I'm shaking. I'm, like, spilling my drink. I'm like.

[Paige]

And no, because that feels like a biblical painting almost. It is like, it's one thing when it's like. Yeah.

[Brooke]

When it's that we are so. We are so lost. We're like biblical painting. And it's just like Justin and Kim Kardashian at a table. Like, we have to grow up.

[Paige]

It's it not being one of them. It's like it being Kim and fucking Kylie and Kendall and Justin and Haley.

[Tana]

And it felt like some Greek mythology shit.

[Brooke]

Yeah. Like the Met Gala or something.

[Tana]

So I'm sitting at this table and then all of a sudden, Devin Booker comes up and Kendall comes up and they sit and Devin sits and she sits on his lap and she is sitting right next to me. I couldn't even look up. I couldn't even make eye contact. She's you.

[Paige]

I would just apologize off rip.

[Tana]

No, I'm not joking. I'm just, like, straight. I'm just looking straight ahead. I can't even, like, look over. I'm like. And she's like, guys, like, let's take a shot. I'm like, oh, my gosh. So they pour us around a shot. So we all take a shot. I took a shot with Kendall Jenner. It's fine. I was on cloud fucking 20. I was on cloud 20. And then they're like, okay, after here, like, after this dinner, we're all going to go Bootsy bellows. I'm like, yes, get in the car.

[Paige]

Louisiana used to be so fun.

[Tana]

It was, dude. It was so fun. And, like, I wouldn't believe me either. This all sounds fucking fabricated now.

[Paige]

It's like, bleep both of those names.

[Tana]

So we all roll out. We have like 10 black cars just lined up. We all file out of, like, the Back entrance. We get in these cars and we drive to Bootsy and we're staked out there for like 15 minutes, like while we wait. And someone like goes in to assess the tables and the vibe and whatever. So we're in this car and I'm like shaking. I'm like rocking back and forth.

[Paige]

I'm like, justin, go Justin.

[Brooke]

When?

[Tana]

So now we all shuffle into Bootsy. It's Kendall, me, my roommate, the Sun's basketball team, Justin Bieber and Haley fucking.

[Paige]

What does he do in the club?

[Tana]

So this is a great segue into the Selena Haley combo because I'm not joking. Kendall was up, she was like dancing, she was being fun. Of course, didn't talk to her, didn't utter a word because I was so intimidated. But I look over and Justin and Haley are sitting next to each other like in a booth by themselves, not speaking a word. When I tell you they're like this.

[Paige]

Every time I have ever seen them in person. Like they do. I mean obviously they talk.

[Tana]

I'm like, do they?

[Brooke]

I feel like I see them talk.

[Paige]

And I don't know these people. So it's like I just really need to like be heavy on that. I just want to say obviously when we're talking about the Haley Selena Justin of it all, we're talking about this documentary, right?

[Brooke]

Yeah, it's the YouTube video. I think it was like it's an old YouTube video but now it's been made into a seven part TikTok series.

[Paige]

7D part.

[Brooke]

Oh yeah, 70.

[Paige]

I mean it's. I've been seeing so many parts.

[Brooke]

Maybe it is just seven parts.

[Tana]

Yeah, there's so, so much discord.

[Paige]

Crazy because. Because somebody who hates Hailey Bieber woke up and opened up Final Cut Pro and took the time. I would sue them so hard. So Amber heard style. I would be the Hailey Bieber the outfits blazer Doug DiMadome style. I would be in court. I would be fucking furious.

[Tana]

Dude. The shit I'm seeing, I'm not joking. This could be like the script for a horror movie. It's giving like misery with Kathy Bates. I'm not kidding, like someone call her.

[Brooke]

There is a possibility that I'm not seeing the same things that you guys are because this, this story or like the whole concept like re circulates like often. And I have no doubt in my mind that Haley was a fan and like she would show up where Justin is. But like to me that's not like the craziest thing in the world because like that's what what fans do.

[Tana]

That's not the craziest thing in the world. The craziest thing in the world is her copying Selena and wanting to, like, wear her skin.

[Brooke]

Okay, So I agree with that. But then. But then also, like, another problem that I have is, like, all the time when people will say that they'll show me, like, Haley were like, selena wore pink. Haley wore pink.

[Paige]

I agree with that. I will say that the tattoos.

[Brooke]

The tattoos, I think is weird.

[Paige]

Maybe feel something that I haven't felt towards all of this. Like, especially the initial behind the ear and, like, the. I mean, the J on the ring finger. It's like you're marrying the man. Duh. The initial behind the ear. The cooking show.

[Tana]

Yeah, I was gonna say the cooking.

[Paige]

Show is bar for bar.

[Tana]

Yep. The interviews that she does, like, the interviews.

[Paige]

To me, I feel like you could do that with any two people maybe.

[Tana]

But it is very. Like, there are a lot of parallels.

[Paige]

The cooking show and the tattoos gave me more so Gone Girl vibes than anything else. Like, where I was like, damn.

[Brooke]

But the cooking show, they just show the clip where they're like, yes, this is my real kitchen.

[Paige]

No, my grandma.

[Tana]

The grandma's in there cooking with them. She's putting the pan into the oven. She goes, okie dokie.

[Paige]

Here's the thing as well.

[Brooke]

When you Okie dokie.

[Paige]

When you have ops that are also famous, okay. No matter what people want to say, in my opinion, you are aware of what your famous ops are doing. If they're in. In their big things coming eras, Right? Like, if tomorrow, Alyssa Violet did something, that's the.

[Brooke]

That's the off the top op.

[Paige]

That's my off the top redfish, blue fish, one fish, two fish. My off the top op is Alyssa Violet. And it's like, if tomorrow she did some big shit, if she was back in her me and Rice in a house with, like, eight floors pulling up that top era, I would know about it, and I would refrain from identically doing it.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Paige]

And in my opinion, it's. It's not deniable for Haley to be like, I didn't know Selena had these tattoos, or I didn't know she. If.

[Brooke]

No, I'm not a denier by any means, but I think, like, more than half of it is a stretch, but then the other half is like, oh.

[Paige]

And it's like, even if she's not aware of it, if tomorrow, like, for example, as well, like, her cooking show, it's not like she set up a G7X on a trip in the kitchen, there's 97 people producing it. Even her in my bathroom show, it's not her bathroom. It's a set. There's 90 people working on it, yada yada. If tomorrow I was like, devin, I want to. I'm trying to think of something that my ops do, but you know what I mean? Like, if I want to go on.

[Tana]

TikTok live and get galaxies, start beef with Bhad Bhabie.

[Paige]

Yeah. If tomorrow I wanted to have a bus down with and get ready for nothing in my room every day as content, someone might, you know, alert me that someone that I have beef with is also doing that. I don't know how to explain that. It's just like, dude.

[Tana]

And also just maybe I'm wrong.

[Paige]

And I love Hailey Bieber.

[Brooke]

I know. That's the issue that I have here, too, is like, oh, I love it.

[Tana]

I saw a comment too that was like, if a man was doing this to a woman, if the roles were reversed, everyone would be like, this man is a creep. Because also there's. There's literal proof of her dming like a fan account. Like a Justin Bieber fan account.

[Paige]

It's the only Dana in L. A. We actually know the girl well, which is crazy. Which is crazy.

[Tana]

But DMing this girl being like, where is he staying? What hotel is he at? Getting a room at the hotel, or, like, going to dinner in the hotel, plotting and waiting for this man to, like, just interact.

[Brooke]

I don't agree that it's weird, but I don't doubt that you would do it for Timothy Chalamet and I would do it for Adam Sandler.

[Paige]

No, I think that I would do that for someone because everyone would be like, put Tana Mongeau behind bars. But I think that if I was in the position to do what Haley did, like, if. If I knew Justin maybe thought I was cute or I had hooked up with him before, like, did she just final boss it?

[Brooke]

That's my takeaway. And, like, I'm. I'm not denying. I think it's, like, for sure accurate. And I think it's like a crazy story. But I also, like, is it just like the most. The biggest success story we've ever seen?

[Tana]

But also I saw someone like in the TikTok comments being like, also you have to think about and consider, like, this is just what we know and what we've seen. So it's like, how much was she doing behind the scenes, like, stalking this man, Trying to be like Selena. Dming fan accounts.

[Paige]

It's wild. But I guess my takeaway is that she final bossed. It's not like it didn't work. It would be one thing if it didn't work.

[Tana]

I think she got the man. But at what cost?

[Paige]

And I will say that that like so much of the things that she gets hate for are like not her like for example how he was with Selena like very close prior to when they like his final breakup with Selena date wise then being very close to when her and him got engaged or married or whatever. Like and yeah, what's she gonna do say no?

[Tana]

I know truthfully like we'll never know the intricacies of both of their relationships and the overlaps and the timeline. So maybe like that that has nothing to do with anything and we don't know the truth. This is all just like whatever the we see and take online. But Haley Bieber is also like a little weird.

[Paige]

Hailey Bieber is so much better than so many people in the regard that if that if this was happening about me I would have a crash out that would be in history books. No, like I would, we would.

[Brooke]

I would need witness protection program.

[Paige]

No like I would come online and just start everybody, everybody.

[Tana]

Can she air anyone out or is she afraid of being aired out?

[Paige]

Think about the.

[Brooke]

She probably knows about Selena that you're a Haley Bieber hater. That's what I'm gathering from this.

[Tana]

Not a hater but like I like Selena more and I don't think there.

[Paige]

Should because I don't think I like them both. But I think that it's like imagine the tea Hailey Bieber has on Selena. Like I was like if like if I were in her position I would be like if I'm going down I.

[Brooke]

Think do you ever like like but something will happen to you or even like on the smallest scale when like there's a narrative about you and like it the people could not be more wrong. But it's like yes, it appears one way and it is not that way.

[Tana]

Right. So if she's smart she's gonna go on Patreon, release like a 10 part series, put it behind the wall or.

[Paige]

Just like I don't know, I would have to get in on it somehow. Like I would. I you know, I don't know what it is like BA for Halloween from pll make the next road lip color stalker sex.

[Tana]

These suave mom also see her though. Like when Selena had her album release party at a restaurant in la. Like she goes to the restaurant. It's just kind of. I don't know, it's just weird girl behavior.

[Paige]

We will never, ever know. Because I'm trying. I'm even just thinking about, like, threads about us, for example. Right.

[Brooke]

That's what I was just saying.

[Paige]

When I look at our threads, if we were to go read all of the things about us, I would say that 35 of the things are true. Right? Right. And so I'm sure that with this Haley, Justin, Selena situation on, like, a way bigger scale, that only, like, maybe 50% of this all is true. Like, maybe she really was just at that restaurant. I mean, we're just talking about the fact that even in la, there was a time where it was only five restaurants. Right. That every celebrity went to, whether it was Craig's or Catch or whatever. Like, a lot of these. Could the DMs to the fan account.

[Brooke]

Do solidify where I'm like, ah, shit, I can't keep doing.

[Paige]

And the tattoos in the cooking show. So to me, I'm just like, damn, we don't. Where was the oversight? Where was the production?

[Brooke]

It gets me when there's things that are like. Like, that's a totally normal thing to say. Like, we're comparing okie dokies.

[Paige]

Yeah. Like, no, no, I'm saying tattoos and I'm saying Nana in the kitchen.

[Brooke]

But, like, they both have a grandma who cooks. Like, we all have grandmas who cook.

[Tana]

I'm like, I don't mind.

[Brooke]

Doesn't either, but you know what I mean? Like, though it's not like she said her grandma, like, break dances. She said, my grandma cooks.

[Tana]

So obviously we have some divide, but.

[Paige]

You know what I mean?

[Brooke]

Like, I. It's not. I'm not even saying, like, one side or the other. I just feel like there is, like, a level to it where it's like, you. Everyone's reaching, like, a little bit too far. Like, there's no doubt in my mind that, like, she was a fan first. And, like, to me it's like, okay, maybe that's creepy, but I personally, like, damn. Like, final boss. That's fan. Final boss.

[Paige]

You.

[Brooke]

You finished the task.

[Tana]

Yeah, she did.

[Paige]

She hit submit and post on the wattpad.

[Brooke]

You know, like, she locked in her answer and we all have to suffer.

[Paige]

You know, they've got Jack Blues, he's going to the road, Pop up with her. Selena's with Benny Blanco. People are up in arms. Arguably about nothing.

[Tana]

I know, but now Justin's going through it.

[Paige]

I can't even pretend that's real. And I know it may be real. I just love him. So much. So parasocially, I don't help at all. I just whatever. I love, love him more than anything.

[Tana]

And genuinely, like, Haley and Selena aside, I. I really hope he's okay and I hope he's safe and I hope he's doing well, like, genuinely.

[Paige]

And his just, like, whole life story, like, he was robbed of so fucking much while all he was trying to do it still to this day was give his gift to the world. And so overanalyzed. And I can't imagine trying to deal with any of that and even be a normal person. And I'm sure, and it should. It does suck for Haley as well. Like, I understand. Yes. Like, she might have done some crazy shit, but she obviously loves this man, like, so much. And again, we just don't know. We don't know, like. And we even hear things through the grapevine about all these people in LA or people who, like, I know so many people who are one person away from all these people. And I've heard so much tea that I could try to also put together and figure it out. But at the end of the day, like, we don't know these people.

[Tana]

Yeah.

[Paige]

And even if we did, we're not them. Like, it's, you know, know, it's.

[Tana]

The reality of the situation is like, we'll never fucking know. And we're, like, in it.

[Paige]

I can't believe it just keeps fucking resurfacing. Like, is it gonna resurface?

[Brooke]

A hundred times same thing happened. Like, I want to say exactly a year ago. It feels like. And when it like, all of a sudden, she just, like, something happened or like, something with road where it was like, oh, my God, she's like the most desirable, amazing person ever. And I was like, wow, that was quick. Like, I love that.

[Paige]

I just, like, I really. I can't even express it enough. If I were. I always, in these situations, try to think, like, what I would do if I were in the position of the accused. And, like, when I would have these crash out of a fucking millennium.

[Brooke]

No, this one's hard. I will say, like, this, I think this one, like, is close to home to me because, like, I just am permanently embarrassed, like, just by everything always. And this feels like the most embarrassing thing to get exposed for, like, ever, you know?

[Paige]

I guess. Yeah.

[Brooke]

But I mean, she wants such a defender. Like, I'm literally getting read thinking about it. Like.

[Tana]

Like, yeah, no, there's two way.

[Brooke]

Her digital footprint is so crazy.

[Tana]

No. And I would have to go online and make like a 50 part series being like this is why I'm innocent and I'm not crazy and weird.

[Paige]

If I was Hailey Bieber I would actually wait till Justin was like in the kitchen and I would just go live and then I would just be live for ten and a half hours. Like just. I'm not even kidding because it's like what do you do or say? And it's so. I've always said this but I find it so that the celebrity culture and media and PR that the answer is to just never address. And maybe that is why celebrities remain celebrity. And there is an awesome rule to the 1% and to being above it all and to never addressing just as someone who can't and won't and never has. Even lately in life I've been trying to pick and choose the things I address because I'm trying to enter this new era where I pick and choose the things that I address and give energy to because like I know my truth and sometimes I can look back in the past and there's a lot of things that I crashed out over or addressed online. And looking back it was like I sank to that low energy. I didn't need to do all that. I know who I am and I'm secure in that. I know my truth. Like I think there is a power to being like I told my truth and my truth is my truth and my truth is my truth and my truth is my truth.

[Tana]

Yeah. And also I guess if she did go online and made a whole fucking 50 part series there's like all the discourse around it. It is just like attracting more attention and views and energy towards it. So maybe she just wants to like let the dust settle completely and just.

[Paige]

Ignore it until it's like the Brad Angelina Jennifer timeline. Like there's. It is the one of our decade and obviously everyone who's invested in this would do anything for Benny, Selena, Haley and Justin to sit around Jada Pink it's fucking table and just talk it out and you know, but like why it's their own lives.

[Brooke]

I just wish I knew. I wish I knew knew. You know what I mean? Like I'm just inferring it is hard.

[Paige]

And I like fight demons because who I am innately is to just be honest and fucking say what's on my mind and speak about everything and whatever. Like I hate seeing comments about like talk about this and knowing that I'm not because it's not who I am. But I think it's a part of growth. Yeah. And just deciding what to give Your energy to. Especially when. And, like, something is just so not worth it.

[Tana]

And I feel like the more you do address things and try to resolve every issue, even if it is something as small as you talk with your hands too much, then it's like you're just gonna be so hyper focused on people commenting on everything that you fucking do and say and the way you act. And it's like, the more you do that, you're gonna send yourself into a fucking spiral and you're gonna mess with that.

[Paige]

Each new thing opens a new can of worms. And sometimes it's like you're gonna address.

[Tana]

The way that you feel. Blink and chew and talk and walk. It's like, you can't. You. You just.

[Paige]

My feet are big, dude.

[Tana]

And I have a blinking problem, dude.

[Paige]

Harry Jowsey's dating Lucy Hale.

[Tana]

What the.

[Paige]

What a blunt rotation.

[Brooke]

I saw that. It's like a. Like, it was like an official announcement, Like. Like a press release.

[Paige]

I believe that.

[Brooke]

Well, I believe it because I saw her in the elevator.

[Tana]

I need to know, like, how the. The two of them met, what they even talk about, how this even happens.

[Brooke]

Yeah, that's, like, the. The really underlying question. He's like, how did they come to be. Not that they'd be a bad couple, but I. I mean, I don't know.

[Paige]

Her, but I guess it starts the conversation of, you know, can men change? And whatever. And I don't want to sound at all like. Like, I understand how many people are angry about the things that Harry. Josie has done and, like, with women and, like, whatever. Like, I'm not, like, negating how people feel or anything. Just ask someone who has, like, spent a decent amount of time with him. It's not like he walks into a house, guns ablaze, and he's like, I'm gonna play women. And, like, he doesn't present as a bad person. Like, he's very sweet and very funny and, like, fun and, like, I guess all the people just being. How could this happen?

[Brooke]

Like, I don't know. He's 7ft tall and has an Australian accent, Charisma.

[Paige]

All the people being like, I can't believe people are still dating him are the same people. Like, have you never been played by, like, a guy who. Who was seemingly amazing?

[Brooke]

I have.

[Tana]

It's, like, not even amazing, too. Like, that's the worst part. But he's really, like, garbage.

[Paige]

He's funny, he's smart. Like, I don't. Again, I'm not trying to go, like, full apologist, but I'm Just saying. I could totally see how he could, like, win over Lucy Hale, but I wonder how this is going to go.

[Brooke]

Maybe it's going to be, like, really shock us.

[Paige]

Maybe she's really going to change him again. He's very funny. That makes me feel like she has, like, a crazy sense of humor now, which is, like, cool to know about Lucy Hale.

[Brooke]

She's always been my favorite. I love her.

[Paige]

It's just so wild. It's like. I don't even know how to explain.

[Brooke]

It just feels like an unlikely duo. I don't think it's, like, a bad couple or anything. It just feels like, like. Wait, where'd you go? How do you guys know each other? She dated somebody else. Wait, she did? I think she dated Matt Rife.

[Tana]

What?

[Paige]

Lucy Hill dated Matt Rice?

[Brooke]

Yeah, I think she dated Matt Rice.

[Paige]

Oh, this needs to be a way bigger part of the conversation.

[Brooke]

I think she did it. Wait, let me. Let me. Wait, let me fact check this.

[Paige]

Didn't Matt Rife also date Kate Beckinsale?

[Brooke]

Yes. Oh, my God.

[Tana]

Wait.

[Paige]

Good for her.

[Brooke]

She's like, I dated a guy.

[Tana]

What am I talking about?

[Paige]

Yeah, that's wild. That's just. It's so wild, the crossover of la. Like, we both dated a guy who dated Kate Beckinsale.

[Brooke]

Oh, yeah.

[Paige]

You know what I mean? That was humbling to go from Kate Beckinsale to me bad on him.

[Tana]

I don't even know who Kate Beckinsale is, really.

[Brooke]

You would know her if you saw her.

[Paige]

I also confuse her with the Spice Girl. What's the one? Victoria Beckham. Beckinsale. Beckham.

[Brooke]

Yeah. That's crazy. Wait, Lucy Hale. I guess, like, Matt Rife and Harry.

[Tana]

Jowsey are, like, cut from the same cloth.

[Paige]

Yeah, I think Matt Rife's way worse.

[Tana]

But, like, from.

[Brooke]

You wouldn't though, like, you, because we know, like, you.

[Paige]

I guess that's true. I have a very different perception of Harry Jowsey.

[Brooke]

Yeah, but Matt Rife has the same, like, you meet him, like, he's charismatic. Like, your mom would love him them vibes, but probably because he wants to your mom. I don't know. I felt victim to, like, everybody in the conversation.

[Tana]

So, yeah, give me a guy who can, like, make me laugh and use one good SAT word. I'm folding every time.

[Paige]

Yeah, I guess that's so true. Landon Barker's going on tour with the Fray.

[Tana]

I just saw him the other night at Tenants Everywhere. He's everywhere.

[Paige]

He's everything everywhere, all at once.

[Brooke]

Do you think he, like, brought a Resurgence to that song 100%.

[Paige]

I think that a lot of the comments I see on that song and videos of that song are like this youngest, newest generation being like, put onto the song because of it, which is so crazy. I'm like, the phrase biggest fan. I can't imagine a world where, like.

[Tana]

Do you think he's gonna be on stage going like this?

[Paige]

It's so funny. Cause Kyla and I got tickets to the tour before they announced Landon Barker. And now I'm gonna be like, sitting there like, like what? What actually, like, do they build a bathroom set? And then he comes out. Like, I know he, like, kind of makes music Landon, but it's like, I know.

[Brooke]

Remember when he did Coachella?

[Tana]

What?

[Paige]

Landon Barker did Coachella?

[Tana]

What, like, performed at Coachella?

[Paige]

What, with Machine Gun Kelly.

[Brooke]

Lauren.

[Lauren]

L O R E N Lauren's special.

[Brooke]

Guest at Coachella, Lauren Gray.

[Paige]

I kind of like that he's carrying it home for the family right now, though. Like, I will say, like, Landon Barker and the Fray on tour.

[Brooke]

And the Frey is smart, wholesome than the Fray.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

He's like, leave me out of this.

[Tana]

It was taking me. It was taking everything in me to not, like, go up to him and ask, like, where's Alabama? What's she doing?

[Brooke]

Like, hello, she's at her vanity. What do you mean, where's the Alabama?

[Paige]

I'm gonna be so real.

[Tana]

Like, she okay, though? Like, is she breathing? Does she have a pulse?

[Paige]

Everything I've known about Landon, like, it's not like I've ever been really personally close with Landon, but I have been close with a lot of people who are personally close with Landon. So we'd be in the same proximity a lot. And I genuinely feel like him in Alabama, like, operate in their own completely different worlds.

[Brooke]

She's protective of her, though.

[Paige]

That's true, that's true. It's funny, I was with someone the other day that was like, going to go to land and then he was like, you know, Tana can't come because, you know. And I was like, you're real for that. Yeah. Like, it's not like him and I ever had personal beef, but, like, keep it all in the family.

[Brooke]

No, he came up to us at Stassi's birthday and he was like, seriously?

[Tana]

I told you that for my own life. What do you mean?

[Brooke]

You said you, like, said something to him too, and you're like, oh, well, I didn't even. I didn't mean to be.

[Paige]

Oh, no. And then we had a nice conversation.

[Brooke]

Yeah. Oh, my I always like, seriously, Tana. And you were like, ah, sorry.

[Paige]

No, exactly. And it's. It's always the thing that I do too, where I think someone's gonna go way harder than they do. Like, he came up on some. Seriously, Tana. And I was like, I stand on it. I don't know. I stand on it. And then he was like, ah, it's fine. I was like. Like, I always will, like, come in so hot to someone.

[Brooke]

Yeah, he was super nice, but who.

[Paige]

Did I just do that to where I, like, thought, oh, Nick Vile.

[Tana]

Ooh.

[Paige]

No, no, that's not what happened, Jojo. I'm just making shit up.

[Tana]

Elevator.

[Paige]

It's fine, you guys. We're about to head on over to the Patreon. We have some things to react to that are viral in the media and a few tangents and stories that are a little wild. But I just want to say thank you to everybody. Like, the fact that we are about to leave on tour again, like, just as canceled gets older and older, it feels like this community that has really stuck with us. And I just, like, cannot thank the people enough for really sticking with us. And even in my life, just being able to tour in Australia or London or whatever, like ten fucking years later and bring my best friends and fucking kill it. And I'm just like, I. I couldn't be more grateful and I couldn't be more excited and it feels nice to be on the gray couch where it all began. And I just. I love you guys. And I love you guys.

[Tana]

I love you guys. Thank you for having me back on. It's been a fucking minute. It feels right, though.

[Paige]

We like you guys.

[Brooke]

We love you.

[Paige]

Come to the Patreon, where I'm gonna say the word every four seconds so that it hopefully doesn't. Oh, I'm actually gonna do that. Wow. Bye.

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