Podcast Summary: Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield – Episode 116: TANA’S HORROR STORY MIAMI TRIP… - Ep. 115

Release Date: April 8, 2025
Hosts: Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield
Produced by: Cancelled & Audioboom Studios

1. Studio Woes and Unused Spaces (00:00 - 00:32)

The episode kicks off with Tana Mongeau and Brooke Schofield reminiscing about their elaborate studio setup in Tana’s house. Tana humorously laments the hefty investment:

Tana Mongeau [00:00]: "Remember when we paid, like, upwards of $20,000 for a studio and it's, like, done, and we just keep coming here, and it's, like, rotting at my house. Yeah."

Brooke questions the practicality of maintaining a permanent studio while they are perpetually on tour.

2. Personal Relationships and Social Media Drama (00:54 - 01:36)

Brooke opens up about being blocked by Zach Brian, delving into the complexities of online interactions and past conflicts:

Brooke Schofield [00:54]: "I think it's crazy that Zach Brian blocked me. And, like, I get it sometimes."

Tana supports Brooke, adding humor to the situation:

Tana Mongeau [01:05]: "You're just killing it. Like, she was, like, just telling the room, and I was like, yes, bitch."

3. Tana’s Illness Post-Miami Trip (01:50 - 02:29)

Tana shares her ordeal after returning from Miami, attributing her sudden illness to the hectic and chaotic environment:

Tana Mongeau [01:50]: "I got back from Miami, I had a lot of stripper ass in my face and I think I caught something."

Despite feeling ill, Tana commends Brooke for her unwavering dedication to the podcast:

Tana Mongeau [02:12]: "I'm sick as fuck. ... the energy I'm almost bringing to the podcast today feels like old canceled when I'd come on, like, hungover and, like, nothing to lose."

4. Miami Trip Highlights and Challenges (01:50 - 07:44)

The hosts dive deep into Tana’s chaotic Miami experience, highlighting crowded club appearances and the grueling Ultra Miami festival. Tana vividly describes the overcrowded venues and the unpleasant conditions:

Tana Mongeau [05:34]: "I did a club appearance for, like, four hours. I met, like, 400 fans... but the bathroom smells like dead body, so I have to hold it."

Brooke empathizes with Tana's discomfort, emphasizing the overwhelming nature of such events.

5. Brooke’s Plastic Surgery Journey (16:33 - 21:13)

Brooke Schofield announces her upcoming eyelid surgery, discussing societal pressures and personal aesthetics:

Brooke Schofield [16:33]: "This is the last you're gonna see of these droopy eyelids."

Tana playfully teases Brooke about her decision:

Tana Mongeau [16:40]: "I love that you're just collecting surgeries like infinity stones."

6. Tackling Health Misinformation (12:19 - 15:45)

The conversation shifts to misinformation surrounding medical conditions. Tana addresses a misleading TikTok video claiming she has Ehlers-Danlos syndrome:

Tana Mongeau [13:34]: "They had listed my phone number... my bones just hurt. Severe nosebleeds, scoliosis... that's why Zach blocked me."

Brooke supports Tana, advocating against victim shaming and misinformation:

Brooke Schofield [14:03]: "Similarly to the Hailey Bieber situation, I think a lot of that is just coincidence."

7. Media, TV Shows, and Celebrity Engagements (10:01 - 33:53)

The hosts discuss Jake Paul’s engagement, noting a possible glitch in his announcement:

Brooke Schofield [10:01]: "He posted his engagement and he put for real this time. You didn't know that the ghost just moved that off?"

They then transition to discussing popular TV shows like "Grey’s Anatomy" and "Severance." Tana expresses her enthusiasm for both:

Tana Mongeau [34:32]: "Severance is the best television show I've ever watched in my entire life."

Brooke shares insights on "Grey’s Anatomy," applauding Shonda Rhimes for advocating equal pay:

Brooke Schofield [32:54]: "She's so Meredith Gray. And, like, I don't think her character in this is, like, that far off from merit."

8. Brooke’s Cat Mouse and Hospital Visits (25:03 - 29:55)

Brooke recounts her cat Mouse's penchant for eating non-food items, leading to multiple hospital visits:

Brooke Schofield [25:03]: "He ate a hole in it and ate the. It's not like he like, oh, he bit a hole in it. He ate the whole thing."

She describes a particularly surreal hospital experience where she witnessed a cat undergoing surgery:

Brooke Schofield [27:26]: "It was like, first of all, they were all like in really good spirits... it felt like you were at the emergency room."

Tana likens the experience to scenes from "Grey’s Anatomy," adding humor to the unsettling situation.

9. Extravagant Wedding Stories (40:54 - 44:45)

Brooke shares her experience as a bridesmaid at a lavish wedding featuring 18 bridesmaids and a magical venue reminiscent of "Bridgerton":

Brooke Schofield [41:50]: "It was very sorority about it. I was like really like transported back into those days."

Tana praises the bride’s inclusive and generous nature, highlighting the deep friendships showcased during the event:

Tana Mongeau [42:00]: "It also weirdly speaks to someone's character in a very positive way."

10. Real Estate Insights and Investments (72:04 - 74:41)

The discussion shifts to real estate investment strategies. Tana outlines a theoretical approach to property investment by leveraging down payments and rental income:

Tana Mongeau [73:36]: "I feel like I can go put a very, like, in comparison to the $1.2 million small down payment on this place and then just rent it out to people..."

Brooke admits her limited understanding of complex financial strategies, prompting a lighthearted exchange:

Brooke Schofield [73:43]: "I honestly don't understand money."

11. Photo Shoots and Merchandise Success (59:14 - 61:52)

Tana and Brooke discuss their photo shoot experiences, emphasizing the importance of quality and collaboration. They reflect on the success of their yacht merchandise:

Brooke Schofield [59:14]: "I have to post the toaster quality pictures."

Tana highlights their teamwork in selecting and editing photos to maintain brand integrity:

Tana Mongeau [61:31]: "The yacht merch was our highest sales. ... it's my favorite item we've ever made."

12. Emotional Moments and Personal Growth (48:26 - 67:56)

Tana opens up about her emotional struggles while writing her book, sharing vulnerable moments of uncontrollable sobbing and introspection:

Tana Mongeau [48:26]: "I was cry and I was scream sobbing because of how sick I am..."

Brooke supports Tana, acknowledging her own journey towards emotional stability:

Brooke Schofield [49:10]: "And I do think I'm out of that phase, or I don't want to call it a phase. I think it's very much a part of my personality, but I'm very stable these days."

13. Upcoming International Tour and Logistics (52:17 - 80:44)

The hosts express excitement and anxiety about their upcoming international tour, discussing the challenges of traveling while dealing with health issues and caring for pets:

Tana Mongeau [52:17]: "I'm excited for this international tour. If you're in Paris or you're in Oslo or you're in any of these other places, come grab a ticket."

Brooke shares her concerns about home responsibilities and managing everything during the tour, emphasizing the importance of having reliable support:

Brooke Schofield [53:46]: "Mark my words, this might be the craziest decision I've ever made."

They also joke about bringing their assistant, BB, along for support, highlighting the balance between professional commitments and personal well-being.

14. Miscellaneous Topics and Final Thoughts (81:10 - End)

In the concluding segments, Tana and Brooke touch upon various topics, including their favorite stores like Trashy Lingerie, reflections on Hollywood life, and the complexities of maintaining personal relationships amidst fame.

Tana shares a haunting story about the owner of Trashy Lingerie:

Tana Mongeau [71:35]: "He had to shoot his own brother... his house is attached to the store."

Brooke adds her own unsettling experiences, reinforcing the unpredictable nature of Hollywood.

They wrap up the episode by emphasizing their growth as hosts and their commitment to providing authentic and engaging content for their listeners. Tana humorously mentions her severe illness throughout the recording but assures fans of their ongoing support and upcoming international adventures.

Tana Mongeau [81:36]: "We love you so much, and we're so excited for this international tour."

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Tana Mongeau [00:00]: "Remember when we paid, like, upwards of $20,000 for a studio and it's, like, done, and we just keep coming here, and it's, like, rotting at my house. Yeah."
• Brooke Schofield [00:54]: "I think it's crazy that Zach Brian blocked me. And, like, I get it sometimes."
• Tana Mongeau [16:40]: "I love that you're just collecting surgeries like infinity stones."
• Brooke Schofield [25:03]: "He ate a hole in it and ate the. It's not like he like, oh, he bit a hole in it. He ate the whole thing."
• Tana Mongeau [34:32]: "Severance is the best television show I've ever watched in my entire life."
• Tana Mongeau [48:26]: "I was cry and I was scream sobbing because of how sick I am..."
• Tana Mongeau [61:31]: "The yacht merch was our highest sales. ... it's my favorite item we've ever made."
• Tana Mongeau [71:35]: "He had to shoot his own brother... his house is attached to the store."
• Tana Mongeau [81:36]: "We love you so much, and we're so excited for this international tour."

Conclusion

Episode 116 of "Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield" offers an unfiltered and intimate glimpse into the lives of these influential personalities. From personal health struggles and chaotic travel experiences to deep dives into media critiques and personal growth, Tana and Brooke deliver a rich and engaging conversation. Their candidness and humor make this episode both relatable and entertaining, providing valuable insights for both loyal listeners and newcomers alike.