120: TANA’S UNITED AIRLINES HORROR STORY... - Ep. 120

Summary

Summary of "Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield" – Episode 120: "Tana’s United Airlines Horror Story"

Release Date: May 15, 2025

In Episode 120 of "Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield," co-hosts Tana Mongeau and Brooke Schofield engage in a candid and multifaceted conversation that spans personal anecdotes, business challenges, and interactions with their audience. The episode provides listeners with an intimate look into Tana's struggles with her Depop store, their tour preparations, and the complexities of managing their online presence amidst public scrutiny.

1. Introduction and Tour Announcements [00:00 – 01:14]

The episode kicks off with Tana and Brooke discussing their recent changes and upcoming tour dates. They announce sold-out shows in Berlin, London, Manchester, and Amsterdam, highlighting the overwhelming support from fans and the expansion of their tour schedule. Tana humorously reflects on the possibility of not returning to certain markets due to varying demand.

2. Tana’s Depop Scandal and Rebranding Efforts [03:00 – 09:43]

A significant portion of the episode centers around Tana's challenges with her Depop store. She openly confesses to selling a fake Bottega bag and the ensuing backlash:

Tana Mongeau [04:22]: "I sold someone a fake Bottega bag. I'm gonna kill myself."

Tana details her proactive steps to manage and rebrand her Depop, including hiring a dedicated team member to oversee operations and ensure authenticity. She emphasizes her commitment to selling only genuine items, lamenting the inadvertent mistake and its impact on her reputation. Brooke questions the profitability of Depop for influencers, leading to a discussion about the complexities of maintaining an authentic online storefront.

3. Personal Anecdotes and Tour Preparations [09:43 – 31:26]

Transitioning from business woes, Tana and Brooke delve into personal stories related to their upcoming tour. They discuss packing strategies, with Tana mentioning practical items like her flat tortilla pillow to alleviate neck issues:

Tana Mongeau [30:40]: "Every single tour I kick myself at the end because I wore ten of the things that I brought."

Brooke shares her method of coordinating outfits with her boyfriend to minimize luggage, highlighting the balance between comfort and practicality during tours. The conversation underscores the logistical challenges of traveling extensively while maintaining their dynamic on-stage presence.

4. Social Media Interactions and Reddit Experiences [32:42 – 90:08]

A deep dive into their experiences with social media follows, particularly focusing on their Reddit community. Tana expresses disappointment over the negative shift in their subreddit:

Tana Mongeau [85:00]: "At one point, it was so nice because it was 50 constructive criticism and 50 people who loved us, but then it just slowly started turning..."

She discusses how the platform, initially a space for positive fan interactions, has become a breeding ground for negativity and personal attacks. Both hosts reflect on the emotional toll of managing online criticism and the difficulties in maintaining a supportive community amidst widespread public scrutiny.

5. Personal Reflections and Advice [50:04 – 73:40]

Throughout the episode, Tana and Brooke share personal reflections and offer advice based on their experiences. Tana recounts a distressing flight incident where she faced severe withdrawal symptoms and unwittingly brought a prohibited item aboard:

Tana Mongeau [77:59]: "I was sitting there with like the shakes on the tarmac. I was probably withdrawing from alcohol."

Brooke discusses coping mechanisms for dealing with past mistakes and the importance of self-acceptance. They emphasize resilience and the necessity of overcoming adversity to achieve personal growth and success.

6. Planning Future Content and Guest Appearances [73:48 – 94:17]

The conversation shifts to future plans for the podcast, including potential high-profile guests like Adam Sandler and Jennifer Coolidge. Tana expresses enthusiasm for enhancing the show's content and expanding their reach internationally. They also touch upon the dynamic between co-hosts and the importance of maintaining a strong partnership to navigate the evolving landscape of their podcast.

7. Closing Thoughts and Listener Appreciation [94:03 – 93:58]

As the episode concludes, Tana and Brooke extend heartfelt gratitude to their listeners, acknowledging the support that has fueled their journey. They reflect on how their podcast has evolved and express excitement for future episodes, promising more transparency and deep dives into their lives and careers.

Tana Mongeau [93:33]: "Thank you for still listening to and enjoying our banked episodes to support us. And we love you so much and we will talk to you very soon."

Notable Quotes with Timestamps:

• Tana Mongeau [04:22]: "I sold someone a fake Bottega bag. I'm gonna kill myself."

• Tana Mongeau [30:40]: "Every single tour I kick myself at the end because I wore ten of the things that I brought."

• Tana Mongeau [85:00]: "At one point, it was so nice because it was 50 constructive criticism and 50 people who loved us, but then it just slowly started turning..."

• Tana Mongeau [93:33]: "Thank you for still listening to and enjoying our banked episodes to support us. And we love you so much and we will talk to you very soon."

Conclusion

Episode 120 of "Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield" offers a raw and honest exploration of the challenges faced by influencers in managing public perception and personal business ventures. Through discussions on Tana's Depop mishap, their tour logistics, and the impact of social media, the hosts provide valuable insights into the complexities of maintaining authenticity in the digital age. The episode underscores the importance of resilience, community support, and continuous self-improvement, resonating with listeners who navigate similar challenges in their own lives.

Transcript

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[Brooke Schofield]

But yeah, we started a Patreon, but then we decided that it wasn't a Patreon anymore. It's an episode. So now we're in an episode.

[Tana Mongeau]

Before we get into today's episode, we were just discussing this off camera and once again, we want to say 52 will be in Berlin, Germany.

[Brooke Schofield]

My favorite of them all, Lee sold.

[Tana Mongeau]

Which array of my security was just saying that he was in the military, which I didn't even know and was stationed in Berlin. And they would always promote shows of when American acts would come to Berlin at the military bases. And I'm like, how the fuck do we get in on that?

[Brooke Schofield]

I'm so. I feel like there's a pitch perfect about that.

[Tana Mongeau]

Like, how cool would that be to do just like a canceled show for our troops?

[Brooke Schofield]

I feel like that, like, we're supposed to respect our troops. And like, the last thing that I we should be doing for them is like, whatever we do.

[Tana Mongeau]

You're actually so right. Like, they would probably end the show and be like, I'm excited.

[Brooke Schofield]

Well, it could be after healing they've done for us, we're gonna repay them that way.

[Tana Mongeau]

But then maybe their. Their takeaway is like, wow, I'm excited to go back to the base. Like, maybe if anything, we'll give them a newfound excitement to go back to the base.

[Brooke Schofield]

You're right. Or they'll remember what they're fighting for.

[Tana Mongeau]

Belfast, UK on 5 5. New show in London on 5 11. Manchester new show on 5 15. And second show added in Amsterdam on 5 18. And so many of those Shows are added shows because of things selling out. So obviously, just. Thank you guys so much. But Berlin, Oslo and Paris, listen, we're learning our markets and we might never come back is kind of the takeaway here. Maybe there's not much of a demand, so maybe that's like a selling factor. It's like. Oh, like one and only. Oh, you know, I. Okay. Very excited to discuss getting Eiffel Towered while under the Eiffel Tower.

[Brooke Schofield]

Oh, that's poetic, isn't it?

[Tana Mongeau]

I forgot to bring this up on the main episode. And sometimes God works in mysterious ways, like with memory here. Okay. Because I wrote it down as a topic because it absolutely cannot not be a topic. Oh, Brooke, you're gonna die. You're actually gonna die. So as I recently reinstated my depop.

[Brooke Schofield]

No.

[Tana Mongeau]

Okay. And mind you, this is after all that I talked about Alyssa Violet as well. Like, even coming back to Depop was very much giving the energy of like, hey, hey, how y' all doing? And I wasn't really talking about being on Depop. It was just funny. Alyssa Violet kind of coming at, defending Jason Nash with the galaxies and then selling the dresses and just the long captions. And she was coming at people's necks. There was much more to it than just, like, her being on Depop. Whatever. But obviously I come back to Depop and my goal is for everything to be running, you know, tight ship. I hired an entire girl on salary just to run the Depop like it is her one and only job. Like I am. I've been going back and forth with her to make everything perfect. The mailers, the items. I'm making her double check, triple check, just quite literally everything. Because the last thing I want as Tana Mongeau in 2025 is a fucking depop scandal. Okay?

[Brooke Schofield]

What'd you do?

[Tana Mongeau]

You saw my closet clean out video? You were telling me you were watching it. Thank you for that. I'm going through my purses. I'm just grabbing off the wall. I'm not thinking twice. Left, right, up and down.

[Brooke Schofield]

What was in there?

[Tana Mongeau]

I sold someone a faux taga. I sold someone a fake Bottega bag. And, like, there's so much wrong with that. I sold someone a fake Bottega bag. I'm gonna kill myself.

[Brooke Schofield]

But for fake prices or real prices.

[Tana Mongeau]

Brooke, Brooke. Okay, I just wanna. I wanna talk you through it. I'm not even like a dhgate, girly, okay? I buy and I swipe. I buy real bags. Like, if I totaled up the amount of fake bags in my Closet it is under three. Like, truly, I. I'm not. I'm not gating it up. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I'm just saying now my public perception is gonna be a gate girly.

[Brooke Schofield]

No.

[Tana Mongeau]

And I'm like, I drop racks. Like, I'm literally pissed now that I wrapped. I'm just saying things like, I drop racks again.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah, I almost clocked it.

[Tana Mongeau]

But no, I'm serious. Even day as I was going to rap Hefner, I was like, cash come in lumps. Like, I've been talking different again now that I'm a rapper again anyways. And kind of rapper of me, I guess, to have a fake Bottega. But I bought it in Italy with Mads, and I know that now. Like, I just wasn't thinking about it again. I don't. I don't think of myself as a. As a girl from the Gates. And we bought it from this bag dealer. Like, I just. And I paid like a hefty price for it. But just looking back, like he came to your hotel room and spread them out on the floor. No, like just whatever. And the bag, I carried it everywhere. Even just thinking it was real as well.

[Brooke Schofield]

What does it look like? What's like, what's the bag like?

[Tana Mongeau]

The Think like the first Bottega bag you ever could think of. Like, woven and like black little top handle, tiny.

[Brooke Schofield]

Uhhuh.

[Tana Mongeau]

And I sold it for 400 bucks because it was beat to smithereens. I would carry it everywhere thinking I have this real bota bag. And then the guy went and got it appraised at Bottega and imagine just like, you know, he told the person in the store and like just getting it appraised and it being. I have. I have no choice but to literally add my whole.

[Brooke Schofield]

What did you do? How did you handle this situation?

[Tana Mongeau]

Is what refunded him fully commented that I'm an idiot. He made tiktoks about it. I'm not. I'm. Which sucks dick for me and just trying to rebrand, obviously. I'm like so sad this is happening. Like, it is so against my rebrand, but I'm not hating on him at all. If I bought something from an influencer on Depop and it was fake, I would feel like I hit the gold mine. I would make a 37 part series.

[Brooke Schofield]

About it, you know, 100% but holy.

[Tana Mongeau]

And you know, Alissa Violet is somewhere just fucking eating this up. Like Bolognese bitch. Like I. And I can't. I can't Even hate. I can't even hate. Like, I am an idiot.

[Brooke Schofield]

Wait, Honestly, though, there's a lot of worse things that can happen. Because when you said you were going through your purses, I'm thinking, what did you decide that. Yeah.

[Tana Mongeau]

Yeah, I, I've had that happen to me a lot where I would put a depop bag in the pile and then, like, I'd be about to fall asleep and remember that there was like a Molly capsule in the bag and I'd, like, go get it out. I've. I think. And I don't even want to say it because now I'm inciting people to go check things that I've sold them, but I don't think I've ever sold anyone anything with anything in it, which is good.

[Brooke Schofield]

I have a question. Is Depop, like, really that profitable for you?

[Tana Mongeau]

You know what's funny is I, I, that's not what I thought your question was going to be. So then I had an answer.

[Brooke Schofield]

Okay, what was your answer? I just wanted my question.

[Tana Mongeau]

I just, I thought you were gonna say, is Depop really, like, authenticated like that? And I actually just bought a fake mew mew bag on Depop. Like, I paid the real price and it got there and I was like, this is fake.

[Brooke Schofield]

How'd you know? Did you go take a go? Wait, what bag was it?

[Tana Mongeau]

You don't have to know.

[Brooke Schofield]

No, you don't.

[Tana Mongeau]

You, you know, like, I know.

[Brooke Schofield]

Like, it's fake.

[Tana Mongeau]

It's fake as. And I paid like 800 for it.

[Brooke Schofield]

Oh.

[Tana Mongeau]

So I guess it all karmatically works out and I'm still gonna carry it. Honestly, it's cute. And they'll add it to my fake bags.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah. My question is, is it profitable because I asked this? Because I see it actually, like, kind of often with influencers and their depops. I'm not saying yours, but, like, I'll see someone post, like, first of all, like, shoes that are, like, literally, like, they have holes in the bottom, and they'll sell them for, like, you know, like $8. And I'm like, you had to ship that out? Like, I, I don't understand how it's profitable.

[Tana Mongeau]

Well, I have items right now, for example, for sale on my depop that are all authentic. I'm literally livid because now there's just like, everything else. Like, I promise you, I don't buy fake. So I'm just so pissed. Like, I bought a Balmain sweater for like a thousand dollars that I've never worn, so I'm selling it for, like, 800. I have, like, Jason Voorhees sneakers that are huge in the hyp. Drake knocked on my Pick Me era. Like, I do have a lot of things that, like, are worth a decent amount that, like, I just no longer want.

[Brooke Schofield]

Okay.

[Tana Mongeau]

And I sold one. One fake Bottega bag and I refunded out. I think he's still mad, which sucks because I'm like, well, it sucks because it's like, you.

[Brooke Schofield]

Oh, that. Only. Only because he took it to get, like, authenticated or whatever the word is. Did he ever find out? And had he not, he would have just been walking.

[Tana Mongeau]

I guess. That's true. That's true. And, like, I obviously, I don't want to, like, scam anyone out of anything and everything else once I bought from the store.

[Brooke Schofield]

Really sucks, though, that, like, that of all people, like, no one else is taking it to get authentic. Like, you. You got, like, you sold it to the one wrong person.

[Tana Mongeau]

Yeah. Which is so funny and good on him. I'm happy, like, truly happy that he got refunded. Like, I would never want to do that to people. But I also buy all of my bags in person in the store. Like, I can't stress it enough. Like, this is the only time in my life I ever was, like, in Italy, just drunk and, like, bag dealer and whatever. And I carried that thing around with pride. But, I mean, this is how we all find out.

[Brooke Schofield]

You can't win them all. And it could be worse. You could still be selling bright yellow chaps on there.

[Tana Mongeau]

We might see some. It is still crazy. Some of the things that. That are making it to the depot, but we are closet cleaning out and it's. I swear to God, everything else.

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[Tana Mongeau]

It just in 2025, it's like and truly like this. I feel like things like this have happened to me, like, just will keep happening to me, honestly, where it's like I'm taking all measures. Like I literally have a girl on salary, like cleaning everything twice, like taking good photos, making sure like nothing is up, pricing things accordingly if they have anywhere, like all of the things. And like it'd be one thing if I like bought a bunch of fake bags and I would have to differentiate to her.

[Brooke Schofield]

Like, truly, it's like you didn't even think about it.

[Tana Mongeau]

It just would. Yeah, it just would happen to me. It's okay.

[Brooke Schofield]

But it's, you know, my. Every time I do something really stupid, my grandpa says, well, you'll never make that mistake again. Or anytime something really bad happens to me, like I get robbed or something, he's like, okay, well happen again.

[Tana Mongeau]

It that's actually like really sweet and like very true and like it won't happen again. But just like, oh my God. And just like on TikTok too, like just Tana Mojo sold me a fudgeing faux tiger. I'm literally.

[Brooke Schofield]

I didn't end it, didn't get my or get to my for you page and my for you page is like literally all about you.

[Tana Mongeau]

I'm hoping it like shut down quickly because I like just refunded him. It's just like, you're. You're actually kidding me. I have to kill myself. I appreciate the Internet holding me accountable because Truly, like I am. I have no skeletons in my closet in that sense. Like, I want to be. You know what I mean? Like, even just like I was telling someone in my life, like, oh, like, yeah. And then they Made a tick tock. And they were like, oh my God, of course. Like just whatever. And I'm like, but no, that's like valid.

[Brooke Schofield]

I would.

[Tana Mongeau]

Yes. 100. And like I. Sometimes you do love that feeling of like I kind of hit the gold mine here. Like, yes, my bag is fake and I got refunded and that's annoying. And I spent the time authenticating it. But like I get to make these tick tocks. Like that's how I would feel. I don't know if that's how this person feels, but a good viral opportunity, 100%. Dude, I. I bought this ring from David Yman in Vegas. I love it and thank you so much. It's. It's honestly very sweet. And I'd had like a shitty ring on the day before cuz I was doing my whole rapper look like, so I had my like big fake bedazzled like rings and. And I put this ring on just over it after I bought it. And then I was in the casino and my finger was green and I was like, oh my God, is this David Yurman ring? Like solid gold diamond ring I just bought turning my fingers green. And I was stoked because I was like, I can't wait to make that. But then I realized, you know, it wasn't.

[Brooke Schofield]

But you know that sometimes can happen if you're just really low on iron. It'll just start turning your fingers green regardless.

[Tana Mongeau]

No way.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah, the same way, like if you rub it on your skin, it'll turn black fingers.

[Tana Mongeau]

I never knew that.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah, not me though. I'm. I'm high on iron.

[Tana Mongeau]

Yes. My beefed up baddie. Do you want anything right now? Like, are you in the mood for like a little snacky? Like a little drinky? Like should we order something? Yeah, we could even have like a little mooc. Mooc.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah.

[Tana Mongeau]

Yeah. What should we get? What should we get?

[Brooke Schofield]

Beef.

[Tana Mongeau]

Like Taco Bell beef? Like, like might be horse beef or like beef beef. Like I like Indian food.

[Brooke Schofield]

How was the pickle launch? Everybody's loving. Wait, I think you lied to me about being on the pickle PR list.

[Tana Mongeau]

Because I haven't said.

[Brooke Schofield]

I think. Oh, I was like. Because I don't think there is a pickle PR list there. But I've been hyping them up and I almost literally called you today. Say, can you please bring me. Actually that is why I called you today. And then I forgot to ask you.

[Tana Mongeau]

I will be sending you so many. I'm not kidding. My PR list is so small, it's like you, Bibi, Josie and I forget it's like Kenya or so like literally it's like I'm going to send it to like six people.

[Brooke Schofield]

I've been really like I the other day I wanted them so bad. And I'm not even like that big of a pickle girl.

[Tana Mongeau]

When I was saying that that the honey mustard like converts people who don't like pickles, I really mean it because they are like that fudgeing good. Do you know Spencer? So check this one out. Actually, Kaylin and Kaylin ended up being a sponsor of the Poosh event. Ok. So I'm getting tagged in all these.

[Brooke Schofield]

People, one of them trying pickle flight.

[Tana Mongeau]

Right? Not like necessarily mine but like they can make ones from mine. Or like people were also just being. You're the company that works with Tanner. Whatever. I wake up in Vegas to Spencer Pratt mentioned you in their story. I like my heart went to my ass. I was like, what did I do wrong? Like, because you know Spencer Pratt's like a caller out.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tana Mongeau]

You know, and I'm like, oh my God. What? And like whatever it is, I would just eat it. It's Spencer Pratt. You don't win that fight. He's a fucking icon, right? And then I open it up and it's him filming a video that I would have personally paid $10,000 for. Like, not kidding. He's like going up to the pickle owner, being like, you're the Tannis pickles owner guy and like trying the pickles whatever. But what an oversight from Poosh. Like have they and like BB like ended up at the Poosh event and like eating the pickles and tagging me and like whatever. And I was like, you know, if Courtney knew the affiliation that they, that this pickle company was like Tanner's pickle company that like they literally would have probably said no to them being at the event. So like how funny.

[Brooke Schofield]

I love that though. I love a loophole.

[Tana Mongeau]

Yeah, like what a loophole that my people techn at the boosh event. How funny. Like Alabama is livid. I live literally so funny. But yeah, the event was really good. Honestly. I like we did it on eventbrite and kept it at a cap so that it was like smaller and that I could like actually meet every person. Like I had like a 10 minute conversation with like 300 girls and they just came through and they got their flights and it was super sickening and just fun. Honestly, like I was behind the counter violating everything HIPAA's ever stood for, serving people, not just HIPAA's crazy.

[Brooke Schofield]

I think it's the Food and Drug Administration or the Health. Health and Safety Squad or something. Hipaa. Hipaa, right. Is that. Is like, you can't tell somebody about the. Someone else's medic medical history. Katy Perry went to the moon and came back before I woke up this morning.

[Tana Mongeau]

Oh, my God.

[Brooke Schofield]

And honestly, listen, we had a lot to say about it, and everybody has a lot to say about it. I'm seeing the reactions, and they're like, this is so. Like, we're setting women back. Why did we have to have women's spacesuits? But I feel like if we didn't have women's spacesuits, I'd be like, why are girls wear the same spacesuits?

[Tana Mongeau]

Yeah, that is kind of, like, valid.

[Brooke Schofield]

I'd be like, make a sexier spacesuit.

[Tana Mongeau]

Was the parachute thing always supposed to happen?

[Brooke Schofield]

What parachute? They.

[Tana Mongeau]

They came down in parachutes.

[Brooke Schofield]

I mean, how else do you. I guess we don't usually see, like, a rocket ship come back, do we? Actually, no. I remember that we saw it and it landed in the ocean, and I thought it was AI, the last one. The people who were there for, like, nine months.

[Tana Mongeau]

Okay. I have a question.

[Brooke Schofield]

Sure.

[Tana Mongeau]

And I don't know enough about things like this, and it's. It is just wild. Like, this might be a hot take, but, like, it's so funny how, like, we are expected to, like, just know everything about everything. Like, I had people in my comments, like, asking me to, like, speak on the tariffs, and I'm like, haven't I proven to you across the last 10 years that I am, like, just a bona fide idiot?

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah. If I've learned one thing about myself, it's that I am going to spread misinformation, and I shouldn't comment on anything that ever has any sort of weight in the world at all. And you should never trust anything that comes out of my mouth on this podcast.

[Tana Mongeau]

That's. And I remember during the election one year, someone said, like, someone tweeted, like, people are trying to get their political advice from Tana Mojo, and that's what's wrong with the world. And it had, like, a hundred thousand retweets. And I was like, yes, like. And obviously, I've done all of my personal research on the tariffs, but I would hate to come online and then, like, say one thing wrong, and then it'd be like, whatever. You know what I mean?

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah.

[Tana Mongeau]

And so, anyhow, with this, forgive me if I'm, like, super wrong, but once again, if you're looking for me to be super right about this. Lost on you. Right. How much money does it cost to just send people to space? And I think my take is if it's a lot, why the are we just sending Katy Perry to space? Why aren't we giving this.

[Brooke Schofield]

Do you think they had to money for their spotter? No. Or do you think it was like an influencer agreement?

[Tana Mongeau]

Oh, I didn't think about that. That like. Right. Like tripping with Tart X the orbit.

[Brooke Schofield]

So I saw someone say today, like, don't let tart see this.

[Tana Mongeau]

They're gonna have a purple rocket ship and all of Love island is gonna be zero grav. Like, if they paid their way, I.

[Brooke Schofield]

Mean, Lauren Sanchez can pay her way, right?

[Tana Mongeau]

I don't know who that is.

[Brooke Schofield]

She's married to Jeff Bezos.

[Tana Mongeau]

Oh my God.

[Brooke Schofield]

Right? No, because last time I said she was my friend and I was actually just thinking of someone else named Lauren.

[Tana Mongeau]

She was the one in the white sheen bodysuit during the inauguration. Yes, I was going to say if they paid their way. Okay. But then still it raises my like, like, wouldn't that money just do so many people in this solar system good?

[Brooke Schofield]

Of course. But what about the money you spent on.

[Tana Mongeau]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Then I guess that.

[Brooke Schofield]

I don't know, like, people are always.

[Tana Mongeau]

Going to do things with their money that could be used better.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah, I guess. Are we, like, was there a purpose? Like, were we?

[Tana Mongeau]

No, but me spending money on Uber Eats is not the same as like a grillion dollars of people going to fudgeing space. Like, feed the children. Right?

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah.

[Tana Mongeau]

Well, I guess I could have fed a lot of children, actually.

[Brooke Schofield]

Like, what the. What the purpose was? Like, were they raising awareness? Like, did they need to take a photo when they were up there? Like, like what was the actual, like, objective?

[Tana Mongeau]

I saw this video today of Katy Perry, her zero gravity holding the butterfly and the feather and shit.

[Brooke Schofield]

And Katie looks amazing up there. She looks better than ever. Apparently.

[Ryan Seacrest]

Blue Origin with Amazon, they're trying to sell tickets. You can reserve a seat for $150,000 in space.

[Tana Mongeau]

Yeah. For Blue Origin, a seat. Like, it's the sphere. They're trying to make commercial space flight. And so this was promotional for that.

[Ryan Seacrest]

That's what it seems like, at least.

[Tana Mongeau]

Okay. But I saw this video today, and I want to talk about.

[Brooke Schofield]

It's pretty sick that you can just go to space if you want.

[Tana Mongeau]

I know. Do you know what? I think a lot of it is, Is like, I think just like, most things in today's society, like, marketing matters so much. Like, if they had a clear and concise, like, beautiful message for this campaign, like, even just if it was for women empowerment that, like, not as many females have been in space as men, then, like, why is she saying putting the ass an astronaut? Right? Like, you know what I mean? Right? Look at this video. I feel super connected to love. So connected to love. I think this experience has shown me you never know how much love is inside of you. Like, how much love you have to give and how loved you are until the day you launch. Like, this sounds like someone's monologue on love is blind.

[Brooke Schofield]

Wait, she's dizzy. Like, something. Wait, something bad happened to her up there.

[Tana Mongeau]

Like, how much this. Was it like, Noah Centineo or who was it? It. Where.

[Brooke Schofield]

It's like, it's what you do with what you've done.

[Tana Mongeau]

Yeah, like. Like what? There's. God. Like, there could have. Someone could have written a script. Like, I think I genuinely.

[Brooke Schofield]

I'm standing behind the fact that I think that this is. Like, they're trolling. I think it's their Benson Boone fucking onesie. It's like they're trying to get more people to talk about what's going on. I feel like it would have been just Katy Perry's going to space, but because they made such a spectacle and, like, yeah, such a stink out of, like, the conversation around it put the ass an astronaut way, way, way more people are talking about it and, like, laughing at it. And therefore more people know.

[Tana Mongeau]

But no.

[Brooke Schofield]

What?

[Tana Mongeau]

That Katy Perry was able to sing Hot and Cold in Space. Like, I just. It's not like.

[Brooke Schofield]

I don't know. I just feel like the choice of people. Maybe they couldn't get a lot of people to agree to go to space.

[Tana Mongeau]

That's true. Like, what a blunt rotation. Katy Perry, Lauren Sanchez and Gayle King.

[Brooke Schofield]

But, like, Gail was stressing when she got off. Did you see.

[Tana Mongeau]

No, I just saw her.

[Brooke Schofield]

They're so happy. And Gil literally looks like she just, like, saw. Like, it's. You have to find it.

[Tana Mongeau]

Wait, this is actually so funny. Brooke. Look, look, look, look, look.

[Brooke Schofield]

Wait.

[Tana Mongeau]

Oh, did Jeff Bezos go, too? It was his ship.

[Brooke Schofield]

And that checks out.

[Tana Mongeau]

It was his ship. Katie, Gail. It was Jeff. And that's why everything.

[Brooke Schofield]

Look at her. Everybody else is so happy.

[Tana Mongeau]

Better be made into a meme. Like me clocking out of work after.

[Brooke Schofield]

Look at Katie. I was always surprised to find out how tall she is.

[Tana Mongeau]

That would be. That would 100% be me. Like, I just would be like, what the did I just do?

[Brooke Schofield]

Honestly, though, if I went to space, you would never hear the end of it. Everything would be about me going to space. I went to space. I'm so much better than Ian.

[Tana Mongeau]

You, Me. When I'm in Miami on coke.

[Brooke Schofield]

I keep thinking you're wearing a Mrs. Fields hat. Like, that's what that hat looks like.

[Tana Mongeau]

What's Mrs. Fields?

[Brooke Schofield]

Is that like Little Debbie Company?

[Tana Mongeau]

Yes. Oh, my God. One thing I know about. No. I went to the Vegas gift shop and spent 500 on Vegas merch. Like, I wasn't born and raised there. I got a slot machine for at home, though.

[Brooke Schofield]

Please remind me. And if you forget to remind me, you're a shitty friend. To get a magnet in every single city we're going to, I'm a new magnet collector.

[Tana Mongeau]

Where we.

[Brooke Schofield]

Will you put them on my oven? Because I don't have a fridge.

[Tana Mongeau]

Oh, that's everything and more. That's really cute. I want to have something to collect.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah. We were like. We explored, like, different things that we could collect. Keychains was just like, they're. They're not functional. Like, how many keychains do you need?

[Tana Mongeau]

Oh, I'm gonna do lighters.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah, lighters. Or another good idea is koozies. I. You know, I love a good koozie.

[Tana Mongeau]

You do?

[Brooke Schofield]

I do. I have one from Cedar Rapids.

[Tana Mongeau]

I remember the day you got that. You were so happy about that. I'm weirdly a koozie hater.

[Brooke Schofield]

Well, what? You just like your hand to be cold?

[Tana Mongeau]

Yeah, like, that's. It's so weird. It's like me hating on a functional thing because I think it's, like, chewy.

[Brooke Schofield]

I don't. What the.

[Tana Mongeau]

I think koozies are maga.

[Brooke Schofield]

You're maga? Just kidding. Your hat's maga. You're wearing a red hat. Isn't that shitty? Like, I almost. I wanted to buy a red Yankees hat the other day, and I was like, can't wear that.

[Tana Mongeau]

Oh. Because, like, from the back.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah. People really think, like, I wore a brown hat one time, and people started.

[Tana Mongeau]

Sending me hate mail when they landed. 1, 2, 3.

[Brooke Schofield]

I'm kind of obsessed, though. Like, I. I am, I think maybe just jealous because they all have, like, a pretty tight knit group.

[Tana Mongeau]

It appears it is just the one.

[Brooke Schofield]

Is so wild of something.

[Tana Mongeau]

Like the fact that it's just Jeff Bezos is like, fucking.

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[Brooke Schofield]

Imagine being married to Jeff Bezos. What was the what what would you do? What would you do if you had access to that amount of water?

[Tana Mongeau]

If I was married to Jeff Bezos, I would ask to peg him and grip that bald head. I would just want to put my dominance on top by Amazon.

[Brooke Schofield]

Okay then.

[Tana Mongeau]

Then I would ask for Medicube pink salmon DNA masks on a subscribe and save constantly that I don't have to pay for.

[Brooke Schofield]

Okay, is that this is a tick tock shop ad. Like why is everyone who's selling Medicube?

[Tana Mongeau]

I just love that mask. It's the best face mask on planet Earth. I'm not getting paid for this at all. Literally. Medicube wants nothing to do with me. I would get a zero gravity massage chair. Could I just get things off of Amazon?

[Brooke Schofield]

No, I think you can get things anywhere because he is a billionaire. Oh, I just have access to his bank account.

[Tana Mongeau]

I would ask Jeff Bezos to find the cleanest, purest quaalude money can buy and I would try a quaalude.

[Brooke Schofield]

Really?

[Tana Mongeau]

Yeah. If you had the Opportunity right now to try a Quaalude. That wasn't like, boof at all, I guess.

[Brooke Schofield]

I don't know what a Quaalude is supposed to do to me.

[Tana Mongeau]

I don't know anything other than the Wolf of Wall Street, Just that.

[Brooke Schofield]

Then why would you want to do that?

[Tana Mongeau]

That's got. That's something I'll clock in therapy. I would want house performances all the time. I want Adam Sandler to come over, yell chalamet at me over and over and over again until I was sick of it.

[Brooke Schofield]

Okay. Like, I would buy Drew Barrymore.

[Tana Mongeau]

Huh? Huh? And just cuddle with her for every movie.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah.

[Tana Mongeau]

Imagine that.

[Brooke Schofield]

I would just want her. I just want her that around me.

[Tana Mongeau]

I guess if we're thinking weird animals, suddenly this is the first time I'm realizing that I would really want an alpaca. But no, they scare me kinda.

[Brooke Schofield]

What do alpacas do?

[Tana Mongeau]

I don't know. Just, like, imagine petting up like that. You know what? Okay, I want to talk about this. We're leaving on tour, and I feel like, because we're leaving the United States for so long, obviously, even just when you leave, like, on tour, you're away from your home for so long. I'm prioritizing because I was asking Hunter as well, and I feel like he's really toward, like, the world a lot and left for this amount of time a lot of times. And I was like, what's your best advice? And he was saying that he would tell me to bring lots of things from home. Like, things that make me feel better about whatever. I'm bringing my flat tortilla pillow. Duh. Like, I have my pillow that's literally as flat as a magazine that I sleep on every night. And it helps me with all of my neck problems. Like, I hate when my head is way off cranked. Okay. You know, And I'm trying to think of other things that I'm wanting. Like, I'm gonna bring, like, a peppa I love for sure.

[Brooke Schofield]

Like, things that are sentimental to you that you like to have at home. I have this blanket that I like. I don't care how disgusting it is. Like, I don't want it washed. I don't want it to smell like laundry detergent. I want it to smell like the day. Got it. Actually, it's the one that Morphe gave us that says, like, I put her on.

[Tana Mongeau]

Yes, the gray Never.

[Brooke Schofield]

It's so soft. And, like, the way, like, I never Mouse has now chewed a hole in it. Like, the literally the size of a basketball and I don't care. I want to sleep with that every night and it's coming.

[Tana Mongeau]

That's a good one. That's a really good one. I think I want to bring a lot of like American food and snacks. Like lots of red 40 lots of MSG. Like just like even like some that can we like.

[Brooke Schofield]

I was thinking about asking Sriracha or asking Starbucks for a lot of Srirach today.

[Tana Mongeau]

Cuz Starbucks Sriracha is superior.

[Brooke Schofield]

It's like I tried the jalapeno pocket today, it was electric.

[Tana Mongeau]

So good. I want to bring Moonsand because whenever I'm really in a pinch.

[Brooke Schofield]

Like you think chemically is going to travel well?

[Tana Mongeau]

Well I actually have a Moonsand travel case.

[Brooke Schofield]

You know we have a limit on the amount of bags that we can bring.

[Tana Mongeau]

I know that's the only issue. Well, I'm going to start stealing everyone else's. Like I'm serious.

[Brooke Schofield]

Who's carrying those Annally you can't have 11 big body suitcases when you know how many fun 30 days face.

[Tana Mongeau]

I think, I think I'm gonna have four. Like if I'm telling you the truth, I'm probably gonna have four. Especially I was having three in my head with my idea of the weather and now finding out it's going to be cold. I'm like jackets.

[Brooke Schofield]

Every single tour I kick myself at the end because I'm like I wore ten of the things that I brought. So I decided like if it, if it's boots, like I don't need seven pairs of boots because like nobody is like noticing like oh, she wore these boots yesterday so she can't wear them again today. Like just wear the boots again.

[Tana Mongeau]

You're right, you're right, I will. And I'm happy we're having this conversation because I do want to keep that in mind. And like on tour I would say that I wore like 85% because I do the pre packed outfits in the bags and then I pick the outfits and I wear them.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah, but sometimes I'll see your suitcase open and sprawled and there's like a coffee table inside.

[Tana Mongeau]

You're right. I'm gonna, I'm gonna be as mindful as possible, but I also want to be as comfortable as possible. So it's, there's gonna be somewhere in the middle of that where I have my things from home. I have my additional outfit choices.

[Brooke Schofield]

I also like I've been doing a thing where I'm buying clothes like intention with the intention of sharing with my boyfriend. So we can wear the same things.

[Tana Mongeau]

Oh, that's.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah. Jackets and sweaters, especially. Because it's like.

[Tana Mongeau]

It is great, too, because just with the allotted amount of bags, like, Makoa travels with a backpack. And like. So I. I bought a backpack.

[Brooke Schofield]

Backpacks are bad. And only because Bibi was like, if you wear a backpack, that's so embarrassing. And it, like, really, I was. I've been sitting on it and thinking about it, and I've been feeling, like, preemptively embarrassed about it. But then I was, like, in the airport and stuff. I am always so miserable because my shoulder is, like, literally gonna fall off because of the weight of whatever tote bag I'm carrying. So I bought a backpack.

[Tana Mongeau]

You guys, my back. My black Louis backpack. That's hard to say. Is my most traveled. Oh, yeah, you were back. I. There were like four years of my life where I only looked like a ninja turtle. Like, in public. Like, I love. Especially in my rapper era. You know, I was like, me and my. I had an MCM backpack. Talk about things that I just should have never had. I had a big red and white giant MCM backpack with a boom box in it. Speakers on the outside.

[Brooke Schofield]

So happy. I missed whatever era that was.

[Tana Mongeau]

No, you. I could connect to Bluetooth of my backpack and then just play music and. Oh, I would. That was. That was a brutal time. I'm trying to think of anything else I would want to bring.

[Brooke Schofield]

I wish I could bring Murph. Not Mouse, but Murph for sure. I know someone said they've been giving me a hard time online because they think I'm only posting mouse because he's my favorite, But I'm only posting mouse because he's the only one who gives me problems. Murphy is my favorite.

[Tana Mongeau]

Yeah, she's just like a perfect angel. I mean, duh. I. We're now in talks of a potential end of the year US Tour. This is always how it goes with touring because the agents are just, you know, they're agents. So like, the second that they know we're open and available and stuff. And it's the greatest place blessing in the world. The fact that there's even a demand at all to potentially do some U. S shows again and some. We're adding Canada. We're doing all the things. But we might be back on the bus before the end of the year. And that was not on my bingo card. But, like, the bus.

[Brooke Schofield]

There's something. So.

[Tana Mongeau]

But you should bring Murphy.

[Brooke Schofield]

I know, but I don't know. It's Hard. It's stressful for humans, so definitely stressful for animals.

[Tana Mongeau]

I guess that's true.

[Brooke Schofield]

But, like, having to train somebody because, like, like, it's. It's one thing to have a cat sitter. Like, mouse is not a cat. Like, trying. We have to have, like, tomorrow we have someone coming over to, like, learn and, like, like, we have to really give her, like, the lowdown and, like.

[Tana Mongeau]

Explain, because it's not like, oh, who's watching her?

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah, who's. Who's staying with Mouse and Murph while we're gone?

[Tana Mongeau]

You need to make sure she's got good, like, calisthenics.

[Brooke Schofield]

I know. And like. Like, she has the number of the. The vet that we have to call every two minutes. And, like, you know, directions to the hospital he goes to every other day.

[Tana Mongeau]

Like, what if you put them up in a room with no added g gizmos? He'd find a way. He'd eat the wall.

[Brooke Schofield]

He would eat the drywall without a question. Like, literally immediately. He ate my skims today. No, the more you play with him, the less he eats and stuff. So, like, that's really. The takeaway is, like, he just needs to be constantly stimulated and, like.

[Tana Mongeau]

And he has no, like, like, Dave.

[Brooke Schofield]

And Busters or something.

[Tana Mongeau]

He has no, like, do it yourself toys where he enjoys them.

[Brooke Schofield]

He can't because he swallows them. So, like, it's just hard. Like, he would play all day with, like, one of those things that you have, like, hold up and he jumps and stuff, but he will swallow the entire pole, so he can't have them.

[Tana Mongeau]

Cat trees.

[Brooke Schofield]

They have cat trees. They, like. They're cat trees. But does he, like, really meant for scratching and sleeping?

[Tana Mongeau]

Yeah, but does he scratch them?

[Brooke Schofield]

If there's anything interactive, like, they. One of them has, like, a hanging ball off of it.

[Tana Mongeau]

Swallow. Due to us stacking episodes right now, we thought we would talk to you, the viewers. I just tweeted and asked if anybody has any questions, and I'm just gonna start reading off. Rip the questions. Your favorite Coachella set of all time was the first question.

[Brooke Schofield]

Oh, Porter Robinson and Madion or Medeon Coachella 2017? I want to say it was literally like, I. I didn't even know who that was going into it. It was such a spiritual experience for me, and it was like, I will never skip Coachella again. I did, but, oh, my God. It was, like, literally life changing.

[Tana Mongeau]

What was.

[Brooke Schofield]

What is it for Dylan Francis?

[Tana Mongeau]

This really, like, the edm.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah. Oh, my original Coachella is like, that's All I would care about.

[Tana Mongeau]

That's true. I had my like EDM era too. And it was kind of at that time. That's just so funny because obviously you don't listen to EDM in like the car and stuff, so that's so fun.

[Brooke Schofield]

No, but it's like at a festival, it's so different. Like, that's what it's for. Also, Martin Garrigs, that was like just such a crazy year. They had like all the best sets that year.

[Tana Mongeau]

I saw James Bay in the smallest tent right after he released his, like, major album performing, like let it go and like whatever. And I swear it was like me and like a hundred people and I was barricaded and he was just like singing at me. I'll never forget that. It was me and Isabella. That was my first Coachella Billy Eilish. But not her headlining year before that when she was swinging from the bed with Phineas and she cried singing I love you on the bed. Swinging. I have literal full body goes songs even.

[Brooke Schofield]

Thank God. I know. I know the clip. I've watched, watched it a thousand times.

[Tana Mongeau]

And it was weirdly me, James Charles and Victoria Justice.

[Brooke Schofield]

I think we all said.

[Tana Mongeau]

And then Amari tried to like, Victoria bumped into Amari and I think he like piped up and then realized it was her and like immediately dialed back and it was just like, very funny. Lana Del Rey, I loved so much.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah, that was amazing. I have. Well, that's a story I think I'm gonna save for a live show. But I had a, like picked out of the crowd. Like, what's that movie? An Hathway.

[Tana Mongeau]

Oh, and she gets picked out. Is it Harry Styles or is it not Harry Styles in that movie?

[Brooke Schofield]

It's not. It's some guy. But I think it's like supposed to be like a Harry Styles type. That happened to me. So that's one.

[Tana Mongeau]

That's a good one. That's a good one. I'm trying to think of any more that just like Lord performing Green Light as I got out of Coachella jail. But I was just talking about, oh.

[Brooke Schofield]

My God, seven year anniversary was a couple days ago.

[Tana Mongeau]

Of what?

[Brooke Schofield]

Of you going to jail at Coachella.

[Tana Mongeau]

It's so, so funny. Like even just thinking about that time. Not I've talked about the Coachella arrest so much. Like we all know all about it and whatever. But I immediately flew from Coachella to Reno, Nevada, where my boyfriend lived. And I was like, I remember him. And I were just like, he was being such a dick to me. And like, gaming. And then I was like, you know what? I'm gonna film a story time. And I didn't even think, Like, I wasn't even gonna make a video about it. And then I was like, obviously, I got arrested. I have to. And, like. But just, like, all of those videos. Being at his house in Reno, Nevada, is so funny to me. But it's because, like, I would get there, and he would be like, I'm gonna play Rocket League for the next five hours. I'm obsessed with your.

[Brooke Schofield]

Like, you have no shame. Like, you will film in front of anybody, like, whenever, wherever. And, like, I. That's so.

[Tana Mongeau]

I think it's because I've just always been that way. Because it was like, you accept me as a YouTuber or you don't. Because, like, even as I started YouTube, I, like, feel like I had a lot of fake friends fall off, people who didn't support me. It's funny, I just saw one. I was at the mall shopping in Vegas, and this girl runs up to me, and she's like, tiana, it's your guy to see you. Like, amazing.

[Brooke Schofield]

She was a just.

[Tana Mongeau]

No, like, she was, like, sucking the fart out of my ass. But, like, was such a. To me, like, during that time. Dream guest, but for big celebrities on the canceled podcast Shaboozy, I know nothing about it. I have to stop. I just love that song. Adam Sandler, Duh. Adam Sandler is a huge dream guest, of course.

[Brooke Schofield]

But, like, that's. I honestly don't want him on Miley Cyrus. Miley Cyrus. Oh, my God. Do you think Miley Cyrus had eyelid surgery?

[Tana Mongeau]

I don't know.

[Brooke Schofield]

I've been really looking into it, and, like, I'm torn because sometimes, like, you know, people really come in. Nina Dobrev, and I. I know that's a touchy subject for you because you.

[Tana Mongeau]

I will never do it again. But love.

[Brooke Schofield]

People always say, like, she had a crazy eyelid surgery, and I really, genuinely look at her, and I think she just aged.

[Tana Mongeau]

Damn. I don't know who else I have the Ovon.

[Brooke Schofield]

Oh, my God.

[Tana Mongeau]

I would do anything to have the Ovon on the cancel.

[Brooke Schofield]

I don't know why he won't come on the canceled podcast.

[Tana Mongeau]

I kind of know why he wouldn't go on canceled, but, like, then please have us on this past weekend.

[Brooke Schofield]

I feel exactly the opposite way about it. Like, I feel like. Like, this past weekend is too good for us, but I feel like he would come to us.

[Tana Mongeau]

I just feel like him in this environment would be Scary for him and, like, whatever. Whereas going to his environment and then we'd almost be able to riff more Theo style in Theo's environment. I don't know. That's. That's my take on that.

[Brooke Schofield]

Well, I just don't expect him to ever have me personally on this past weekend, I'll tell you that much.

[Tana Mongeau]

I don't know. I would do anything for it.

[Brooke Schofield]

Me too.

[Tana Mongeau]

I love you, Bert Kreischer. I just love, like, is Tom Segura like, liked. Like, has he done anything, like, crazy or whatever?

[Brooke Schofield]

They all. I mean, you can pretty much assume that any, like, big comic has been, like, has been in big trouble. I get myself in trouble that way a lot because I don't really, like, keep up with that. And I always am like, oh, my God, I love this person. But, like, just assume always that I don't know. And they. I just heard them say something funny.

[Tana Mongeau]

Role model I would actually really love to have on canceled.

[Brooke Schofield]

I would too.

[Tana Mongeau]

I just reached out. Like, I, like, I texted our management group chat, and I was like, can we get role model on? And I forget what Greg said. It was like, you know, might be tough, but, like, it's always an ask away or something. Like, he used the most, like, manager jargon to say, like, okay, diva. Like, that's not happening.

[Brooke Schofield]

No, it wasn't. You didn't say role model. You said someone else. But I really. I actually think that he would. Come on. I don't know. I had my, like, self really convinced that he, like, loved us for a second there.

[Tana Mongeau]

I texted, can we get Jennifer Coolidge on canceled? Have I lost it?

[Brooke Schofield]

It.

[Tana Mongeau]

Greg said, definitely worth us reaching out, which is, like, the most manager jargon response for, like, absolutely. It's never happening. But sure, I'll write the email. Definitely worth us reaching out. Jennifer Coolidge. Duh. Would do anything. Parker Posey, too. It's crazy. I've been.

[Brooke Schofield]

Who's Parker posing?

[Tana Mongeau]

Tsunami.

[Brooke Schofield]

I have to.

[Tana Mongeau]

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[Brooke Schofield]

Oh.

[Tana Mongeau]

Oh, my God. I just found out. I can do that, by the way. And that's just my whole new stem. It's funny that I didn't know she was the one in all the Blake Lively interviews where Blake goes, I love your pump. And it's her and Parker Posey. And now, like, just the rebrand of a century, her being the White Lotus icon. Like, how I love Rakuten.

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[Ryan Seacrest]

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BTW, terms and conditions 18 + Blake.

[Tana Mongeau]

Lively have you seen that movie? A Simple Favor.

[Brooke Schofield]

Aren't they coming out with a second one now?

[Tana Mongeau]

Yes. I just saw the trailer trailer today and it's like there was a lot of drama surrounding that movie because Anna Kendrick has gone on record and said that working with Blake Lively was a nightmare. Which obviously, like is crazy.

[Brooke Schofield]

Checks out. And honestly, I trust every single thing that Anna Kendrick says. That's because I love her.

[Tana Mongeau]

It's funny too, because even like at the height of all this Blake Lively, a like press person asks Anna Kendrick, like, how was it working with Blake Lively and Blake? Or an Anna Kendrick just goes, oh, you know, like. And it's funny because obviously as a celebrity you can always ignore that. Like if you're choosing to answer that, you're making a statement. So her going back into filming a movie with someone that she hates, it's awesome. For the movie. Like, I'm a huge fan. I love a psychological thriller. It's actually one of my favorites. I love that movie.

[Brooke Schofield]

I'm excited a long time since I've seen it, but I must. I always, you have to assume that this was filmed before all of this, like, Blake Lively stuff even started happening, because that was just within this last, like, year.

[Tana Mongeau]

I think it was, like, kind of during. I might be making that up. I really, really.

[Brooke Schofield]

I just. It takes years. Like, Snow White, for example, was filmed, like, six years ago.

[Tana Mongeau]

Oh, that's wild. I didn't know that.

[Brooke Schofield]

Not really. But, like, probably, like, almost four years ago, I want to say. And now, obviously, it's not. It's tanking.

[Tana Mongeau]

It's cool that Anna and Blake's dynamic in the movie is kind of Anna being fed up with Blake, so she probably just could easily method act through that.

[Brooke Schofield]

I feel like that's how a lot of shows are. Like, gossip Girl.

[Tana Mongeau]

Like, thank God they, like, had beef anyhow. Like, it probably made it a lot easier to just. Or, like, use it for their art.

[Brooke Schofield]

Do you ever think about, like, how hard it would be, like, for. Oh, you haven't seen vampire diaries, huh?

[Tana Mongeau]

No.

[Brooke Schofield]

Well, never mind. Or one tree Hill?

[Tana Mongeau]

No.

[Brooke Schofield]

God, you're good for nothing.

[Tana Mongeau]

I know. I was just on so much of a trashier side of television. Like, I was so into the opposites of that, I guess.

[Brooke Schofield]

You know, I was, like, thinking recently about, like, how the. Like. Because obviously, I. I knew, like, who you were and stuff because of, like, other YouTubers that I would see you in, but I never, ever came across your videos until I lived in L. A. I was like, I wonder how that happened. And I realized it's because, like, I thought, like, even Emma Chamberlain was like, I was like, this girl, so raunchy. Like, I don't understand how she's talking like this. Like, I remember thinking that because, like.

[Tana Mongeau]

So I wonder, had you ever come across mine before, if we would even be here now now? Probably not, because you probably would have been turned off by my videos.

[Brooke Schofield]

Well, I just, like, I. I don't know. My grandma, like, would have never let me, like, be any type of way. Like, I don't know. I was just. Also, I was in a sorority, and, like, if we so much as, like, posted us with a red cup, we would get literally terminated from the sorority. So you probably have, like, very much, like, I had to appear a certain way.

[Tana Mongeau]

How funny.

[Brooke Schofield]

Online. So I, like, I remember seeing Emma Chamber. Emma Chamberlain's like, I dropped out of school video or something. She said, like, so many times that.

[Tana Mongeau]

I was like, that's. Imagine telling that Brooke, like, what she.

[Brooke Schofield]

And I saying, but, like.

[Tana Mongeau]

But, like, hey, you're gonna.

[Brooke Schofield]

Can't believe you're posting this.

[Tana Mongeau]

You're gonna Discuss your labia on the Internet to millions.

[Brooke Schofield]

Like, at length.

[Tana Mongeau]

Like, so.

[Brooke Schofield]

Is right. We gotta. We gotta laugh from the peanut gallery.

[Tana Mongeau]

Was it Miles?

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah.

[Tana Mongeau]

That's actually everything.

[Brooke Schofield]

Taylor Swift.

[Tana Mongeau]

Imagine Taylor Swift on the canceled podcast. If she were to ever come on, then imagine her PR team cutting everything. It would be just us breathing. Like, that is so funny. Favorite Trisha Paytas era. Ooh, Obviously the correct answer is this current one, but I'm my. I'm gonna go secondarily marrying the cardboard cutout, like, telling everyone I'm actually getting married. She had the whole Internet, like, on the edge of their seat. Like, who's she married?

[Brooke Schofield]

I was into coming out as a chicken nugget. I was into that. And I was into her celebrity Big Brother era, especially because I'm a Big Brother super fan. I want to start if I'm genuinely serious, Like, I want to have a side podcast where I, like, only talk about game shows.

[Tana Mongeau]

You should.

[Brooke Schofield]

And have people like. I'm not kidding. I have, like, people to who, to me are, like, the biggest celebrities in the world.

[Tana Mongeau]

Like a Rob from Survivor.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yes. Like, Boston. Like, they are the biggest celebrities in the world to me. And, like, it sucks that I can't even talk about you or them to you.

[Tana Mongeau]

You can.

[Brooke Schofield]

Like, right now, the. The season of Big Brother that we're.

[Tana Mongeau]

Watching is like, is it the Jojo Mickey Rourke one or.

[Brooke Schofield]

No, no, no, no. I don't think that's.

[Tana Mongeau]

What a crossover. I can't get over that.

[Brooke Schofield]

I know. That's crazy. He got kicked out of the house finally.

[Tana Mongeau]

What was the vinyl straw like? What were the things?

[Brooke Schofield]

I don't know. I'm surprised because you would. You would like on traditional Big Brother, like, it is very easy to get kicked off. Like, you can say, like, very little and get kicked off because they have, like, a zero tolerance policy. I cannot believe. Maybe because. Because it's celebrity Big Brother that he was able to just, like, get off with a warning the first time. Like, that's crazy.

[Tana Mongeau]

I just to want wild.

[Brooke Schofield]

But now he has since been kicked.

[Tana Mongeau]

Was he. What was he saying to even get off on the warning?

[Brooke Schofield]

He was like. He called her, like, I know, like a gay slur. But then he was also, like, just being so overly sexual to her, saying, like, I could turn you straight, like, after I got done with you. Like, you would not be gay anymore. Like, and JoJo was like, you're 80 and I'd be.

[Tana Mongeau]

And you're more gay.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah, that's. I think that's what she said.

[Tana Mongeau]

Ew, that's disgusting.

[Brooke Schofield]

It was really horrible and I feel horrible for her. And then Bella Thorne came out and said that she also had a horrible experience.

[Tana Mongeau]

Saw that.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah.

[Tana Mongeau]

And I like, even just remember her talking about that at the time. It's cr. Dude, Bella Thorne needs to drop the documentary of a lifetime. I'm sure she will. She's so talented when it comes to like, you know what I mean, the things that she wants to do and she's passionate about, but, like, she has just been through so much in this industry, like, Truly. And she's such a sport about it. You know what I mean? Like, just still wants to act and still, like, whatever. Like, if I had been through one tenth of the things that she's been through in this industry, from a child, honestly up, like, Truly. Such a strong woman.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah, it's horrible. Good for her.

[Tana Mongeau]

If you were to delete one memory out of your head but only one, what would it be? That's kind of dark. Because if it's really only one, like.

[Brooke Schofield]

I'm trying to think of, like, what my most embarrassing moment is, and I would probably choose that if I had.

[Tana Mongeau]

To go, like, funny, I would delete that entire I hate people I love them night.

[Brooke Schofield]

No, I. That's my fate. One of my favorite memories that I even have.

[Tana Mongeau]

I just like, I'll never be able to say some of the things that happened that night. And it's crazy, but because I'm so open about like saying like, literally, I got a gun pulled on me and I fell down the stairs and hit kid Laroi. And I did like all these things, but, like, the fact that there are things from that night that like, I won't even write about in the book.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah, that was dark.

[Tana Mongeau]

Yeah. Obviously. I guess if I could delete one memory from my head, it would be like just so many fudged up things. But like, I'm trying to think what's a food or drink that goes straight through you but you love it so much.

[Brooke Schofield]

Oh, I have lessons that I just keep learning over and over and over again, but I just like, I don't care. Care.

[Tana Mongeau]

Every single time I eat Panera bread, broccoli and cheddar soup, it comes out of.

[Brooke Schofield]

Really?

[Tana Mongeau]

I have it in the fridge.

[Brooke Schofield]

I have it in the fridge right now. I.

[Tana Mongeau]

The day that I myself on the pot, I ate that.

[Brooke Schofield]

Really what I will say is, like, as much as we talk about ourselves, like, I really do kind of have a stomach of steel. Like, I can eat just about anything and, like, pretty Much be safe.

[Tana Mongeau]

Same. Like, yes, I'll have like, little issues here and there, but like, like, even Taco Bell, for example, so many people struggle with. And I think it's like if you train yourself from a very young age age to eat those things, right? Like, you just.

[Brooke Schofield]

That's an actual fact. Like the same way that you learn to be lactose intolerant. Like. Like we're not born capable of drinking cow's milk. Like, you're not supposed to do that. You have to build up a tolerance to that. So if you don't drink dairy or consume dairy for a really long time and then you have milk, obviously you're gonna your pants. But if you have it all the.

[Tana Mongeau]

Time, like, you, like, can you just have a cup of whole milk? No problem.

[Brooke Schofield]

No, no problem. I can fucking bite into a block of chi.

[Tana Mongeau]

I'm like, I do love a block of cheese. You know what? It's so weird cuz, like, if you put Hershey syrup and milk, I'm drinking it. Like, whatever, don't care. So yum. But like, a plain glass of whole milk is my worst nightmare. But also it reminds me of my dad.

[Brooke Schofield]

I love it. I. I'm like a bowl of spaghetti, glass of milk. Like, I would love that. Also, it's so funny to me that, like, cream tops are becoming like a viral trend because I'm like, that's literally whipped cream. And you guys are all having oat milk with a cream top that's like literally made of actual.

[Tana Mongeau]

That is actually so funny. Like, that's the most la ever. Like, people are drinking oat milk drinks with cream top.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah, like, you're not lactose intolerant.

[Tana Mongeau]

I saw all these people during Coachella this past weekend saying that if they weren't going to Coachella, they were just going to community goods every single day because there was no line. And how funny is that? Like that. It's just the exact same crowd.

[Brooke Schofield]

Same thing with Erewhon. It's a ghost town. Someone posted it. Like, literally nobody's there.

[Tana Mongeau]

That is like, that has got to be studied.

[Brooke Schofield]

Erwan had a major health and safety violation.

[Tana Mongeau]

What was it?

[Brooke Schofield]

Santa Monica cockroaches in the tonic bar. Yeah, you heard it here first.

[Tana Mongeau]

That's wild. Because, you know, the tonics were just still a hundred dollars that day.

[Brooke Schofield]

One million.

[Tana Mongeau]

Like, that is so insane. Oh, my God. I. When I was dying so sick last week, I ordered a health and wellness shot from Erwan that like, is just germ warfare. It's called germ warfare. It's $20. Uber eating, germ warfare and a singular smoothie to my house was 65, $70, you know what I mean? But I was dying and everyone in LA like claims that this shot works like magic.

[Brooke Schofield]

I think it makes you literally see God and then when you see God, he like grants you a wish and. But the thing is, it's not the shot that's helping you. It's just the fact that it's so, so, so horrible. And it changes like your entire body chemistry so much that you forget yourself.

[Tana Mongeau]

It is the most most disgusting liquid I've ever ingested in my entire life. But I was completely better the next day. But I'm not kidding you, it felt for the next eight hours like I drank bleach. I could taste it in my eyebrows, bro.

[Brooke Schofield]

It's. I don't even like to think about it. But what's really like the most important part of it is oil of oregano, which you can take in a pill form. So like take it in a pill form.

[Tana Mongeau]

I could take. I'm not even kidding you. I've never been able to be like, I feel what I tasted and the parts of my face like, it was so fucking disgusting. But it worked. Honestly, how different will canceled international be?

[Brooke Schofield]

I don't know. I'm hoping not that different. I feel like if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

[Tana Mongeau]

I guess that's true. We finally gotten to a point where. What do you mean?

[Brooke Schofield]

What do they mean?

[Tana Mongeau]

I don't know, I mean just all of it. I think it's going to be wildly different. I think I'm. I'm very nervous to not be busing. I am.

[Brooke Schofield]

Oh, I'm. I'm thinking like actually like the contents of the show. Like I think it'll be. I think thought like that was my.

[Tana Mongeau]

I think this is our self ex, most self exposing show yet in so many ways. Like with footage too. Like it's not like any of the things that we're exposing does not have like a photo to back it up and like, whatever. And like I feel like you and I have had a lot of conversations. I don't know if we've ever talked about this, but you are much bigger than I when it comes to feeling like you are leaving the stage with dignity. Which is a good, good thing.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah.

[Tana Mongeau]

You know what I mean? And there was one story you were specifically telling and it's so funny because if you asked me my favorite story in the history of on stage on the canceled podcast, like live tour it would be this specific story you were telling. Can we say about who?

[Brooke Schofield]

No.

[Tana Mongeau]

Okay. About Nepo Baby. Yeah. And.

[Brooke Schofield]

But I was saying his first and last name, and it just made me feel, like, so gross. Like, it wasn't even, like, a horrible story. Like, the story was, like, about something bad that he did. And, like, I shouldn't have felt bad about it, but for some reason, I felt, like, sick to my stomach every single time I came off stage. And I was like, I can't, like, live this way.

[Tana Mongeau]

Even if you're telling a complete, just, like, utter truth about a different time of life where, like, you did something disgusting, you'll still walk off and be like, I can't believe I had to say that on stage. And I normally never feel that way. Like, I'm just very down to expose the shit out of myself. Even if it's like, me, too. But my. No. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I feel like even if you're telling a story, like, a story about yourself, but it's like some crazy escapade you were on or whatever, you're still like, oh, my God, I hate walking off with, like, no dignity. You know what I mean? And I don't. Like, on the last tour, I'm talking about removing out of my ass with a Jeffree star makeup brush, like a cake pop, you know? And it's like, I'm like, well, whatever he. But the story that I'm telling on this tour, like, I'm so ashamed of. Of.

[Brooke Schofield]

Is it the one I'm thinking of?

[Tana Mongeau]

Yes, of course it is. It's. It's hell week and tough. I am, like, just. I'm. I'm already, like, really dreading it, and I'm like, oh, my God, Like, I can't believe I'm exposing myself to. I need to write it so I just feel better and, like, see if there's a way I could write it to make it really.

[Brooke Schofield]

No, it was a different time.

[Tana Mongeau]

I know, but, like, the fact that I ever did it truly, like, I'll be. I'll be 100 and be like, why the. Did I ever do this. This thing during this week? Why did I ever act this way? And I'm hoping I'm going to be able to get it written in a way that really emphasizes how far I've come as a person. But even just societally, it is so not okay for women, societally, unfortunately, to act the way I did. Like, it's.

[Brooke Schofield]

Oh, I mean, I'm not shaming you, but if I was going to Shame you. I would shame you about this particular.

[Tana Mongeau]

Yeah. And hopefully, again, I can spearhead it in a way that, like, men have done this in a thousand times. Like, you know, know. And I can spearhead a movement for women's empowerment, but good God, like, sometimes I think it's okay to call yourself a. Disgusting.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah.

[Tana Mongeau]

You nasty little. Go shave your bush. Matter of fact, too.

[Brooke Schofield]

You don't have to shave your butt. Bushes are.

[Tana Mongeau]

I know, but I was doing bushed up. That was just, you know, I don't know.

[Brooke Schofield]

I don't know if the whole town saw the bush.

[Tana Mongeau]

Yeah. No. And I'm. I'm not offended by what you said. I'm offended by my. My own actions. Someone said, is goodbye sex worth it?

[Brooke Schofield]

No, no, don't do it. If you're thinking of doing it, don't do it. And don't go back for any. Any after goodbye sex ever.

[Tana Mongeau]

I agree. I. I don't know, though, like, there for what?

[Brooke Schofield]

For what?

[Tana Mongeau]

But okay, no, it's. It's not for anything with your relationship with the person, but sometimes times it's the best ever because it's out of a movie. Like, you're Nicholas. Oh.

[Brooke Schofield]

Because you hate each other.

[Tana Mongeau]

Yeah. Or like, you know what I mean? Like, you know, it's the last time, so you're, like, shedding a tear and, like, it's, like, poetic and, like, don't know.

[Brooke Schofield]

It's not worth it.

[Tana Mongeau]

And it's. I'm saying that in the moment, it can be this poetic, passionate thing, and that's why I'm romanticizing it. But then how you feel after is just.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah. Like, maybe if they're going to, like, war or something, but, like, if you're just breaking up, like, no, goodbye sex is not worth it with it.

[Tana Mongeau]

Because. And I also do feel like a lot of girls find themselves in situations where you date someone and it's the best sex ever, but you can't be together, so then, like, you want to have it more as goodbye sex or whatever because you feel like you're never going to find it again. And I cannot stress enough that you will find the best sex ever with someone else who treats you right.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah.

[Tana Mongeau]

And that is. That is true. Someone said, how do I go after my goals? Like y' all did with everything against me. H. That's kind of like a moving question. That is delusional belief in yourself.

[Brooke Schofield]

That's what I was going to. I was going to say, like, had I not been, like, just absolutely delusional, I probably wouldn't have wanted to. I. To be honest, I mean, such a stupid thing to say, but like, I had like, literally one movie that made me so delusional. I was like, oh my God.

[Tana Mongeau]

The greatest Showman.

[Brooke Schofield]

The greatest Showman. I saw that movie and I. It, like, I just loved it so much that I was like, oh my God. Like, my life cannot be small. Like, that's just not what I want.

[Unknown]

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BTW.

[Tana Mongeau]

And I think that a lot of times in life when you are being so beat up by your surroundings, it's so easy to think that, like, I'm never going to make it out of this because my surroundings are so bad. But I always tried to use my surroundings as such a motivation, motivating factor in the regard of, like, I have to make it out of this.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah.

[Tana Mongeau]

You know what I mean? Like I. Because I would rather die trying than die here.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah, I think that's true for a lot of people too. Like, that's why most. Some of the most successful people in the world have, like, very, like, like a lot of adversity in their background just because it's like, it literally drove them out. So let it drive you out.

[Tana Mongeau]

Yeah. And I think revenge and spite are a very. They're murky waters, you know, where it's like, if you're doing everything out of revenge and spite, it's not a good thing. But at the same time. Time, I definitely do remember, you know, being in, like, even just my house and, like, my parents really telling me, like, you're never going to make it doing this, or, like, losing friends because of it or just like, whatever. Just even co workers being, like, pick up that extra shift. Like, you're never. You're never gonna make it. Like. And I used that so much. Like, you will see. You know what I mean? I think that's important.

[Brooke Schofield]

I just kind of think I'm gonna have a gay son anyway.

[Tana Mongeau]

I hope so. With everything in me. Are you kidding me? But as I'm really thinking that I'm gonna name my kitty Kaika. It's such a shock. A straight name, really.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah, I guess I would. I've just never met any Kaika, so I don't really have anything to.

[Tana Mongeau]

Like, just when you think ikaika boy. Ikaika means strong.

[Brooke Schofield]

Oh, okay.

[Tana Mongeau]

So it's kind of gay people can be strong.

[Brooke Schofield]

I don't know. What.

[Tana Mongeau]

I just. No, duh. I don't know. I just. When I think about me and Nicole having, like, a little boy named Dkaika, like, I feel like he's, like, gonna, like, play football. And so then I'm rethinking that I have to name the sun Vegas instead, just to ensure that he has a little more glitz and glamour from the jump.

[Brooke Schofield]

I've been thinking a lot about the fact that, like, your kids are literally probably like, the single most important thing in your life. And, like, I think it's crazy that right now we don't even know them. Like, they literally don't exist. Like, there's going to be a point where, like, that's the most important thing in the world to us. And, like, that's the majority of our lives. Like, and we just don't. They're not even born yet. We don't even know them. You don't think about that.

[Tana Mongeau]

I've never thought about it like that. I, like, have always thought. Yeah, like, just that we don't even know them yet. And they will one day.

[Brooke Schofield]

I think about it even. Even, like, your last name that you have right now. Like that's gonna be like a last name that you have way less of your life than the last name you marry into. Like that's gonna be your big body last name.

[Tana Mongeau]

That is so fun. I like, can. I've been like really wrestling with that thought just a lot lately. Am I going to change my last name? And people don't even know Mokoa's last name, so they don't even know what you.

[Brooke Schofield]

You have. You definitely would have to like hyphenate your name.

[Tana Mongeau]

Just all of that together is like.

[Brooke Schofield]

Like, yeah, but like, or even if you just, you could change your name but like your name is going to be Tana Moo always. Like, it's so important to you.

[Tana Mongeau]

Like.

[Brooke Schofield]

Trisha Paytas Hackman.

[Tana Mongeau]

Yeah, I guess that. But that sounds good to me. I don't know. I don't think Minam Moa's last name sound. You can bleep it. But like Tana Mojo.

[Brooke Schofield]

I don't think that sounds bad at all.

[Tana Mongeau]

Really. I guess it is like Hackman. I guess his last name is also iconic.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah.

[Tana Mongeau]

Like, it is like a good last last name.

[Brooke Schofield]

What if your kids are like, like, have the biggest lives ever? Like, what if you like, you had this whole life and then you give birth to like Phineas and Billy or something and then your whole life is just so different than you ever imagine imagined it.

[Tana Mongeau]

Like, damn. I've like also never thought about that. Like, I wonder if my kid will want to work in this industry.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah. Or your kid could be like the biggest like football player ever and then your whole life is about football and like, you have no interest right now in football. Football.

[Tana Mongeau]

That is so wild.

[Brooke Schofield]

It's crazy, like, how much we don't know about our own lives.

[Tana Mongeau]

And like, what if it is something that you just so can't wrap your head around, like I'm imagining?

[Brooke Schofield]

It's like, what if your kid plays like cello and you spend the rest of your life going to like classical music concerts and like, that's not one of your interests right now.

[Tana Mongeau]

Yeah. How interest? Oh my God. I never thought about that too. Like, as a parent, like, you might have to like, really fake an interest, but I guess eventually you just get it.

[Brooke Schofield]

I know. That's why you have to like, really condition your kids to do exactly what you would have wanted to do in your.

[Tana Mongeau]

Oh my God. And that's exactly what our parents tried to do with us. That's the thing is it's like so interesting because now I'm sitting Here and thinking, like, one day I'd have a kid, and I would so want to be seeding things into them that, like, I would want. But then it's like, oh, my God, I was raised by narcissists, and I'm just. I don't even want an inkling of that.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah, me neither. But I also, like, there's certain things, like, I'm. I really am so serious about not wanting my kid to play football. Like, I really would not want my kid. Kid, like, anywhere near, like, a.

[Tana Mongeau]

A really, like, moment.

[Brooke Schofield]

Content.

[Tana Mongeau]

Yeah.

[Brooke Schofield]

Contact sport or, like, a boxer. I always talk about that. But, like, I know I want my kids.

[Tana Mongeau]

Okay.

[Brooke Schofield]

A dancer or a soccer player or a baseball player. Preferably not baseball, because, like, how boring.

[Tana Mongeau]

But, like, oh, my God, but there's got to be fun in all of it. Like, the baseball moms have got to be insane.

[Brooke Schofield]

Bibi's baseball player texted her that he saw the podcast.

[Tana Mongeau]

My only you were. You said said it.

[Brooke Schofield]

Your takeaway is that the Dodgers watch.

[Tana Mongeau]

The canceled podcast, which is just me in this shirt today. I'm like, hell, yeah.

[Brooke Schofield]

No. Another one of the Dodger girlfriends, like, sent it to him. But, like, in my head, I'm like, how did he know it was about him? So I'm like, did she send it in a group chat of Dodgers and say, like, who is gonna claim this girl?

[Tana Mongeau]

Yes.

[Brooke Schofield]

Or, I don't know. I'm running through all the options that.

[Tana Mongeau]

Makes me feel better. Like, even just the context, because it's so funny, whenever I hear something like that, I immediately presume that the man came across it himself. And then I'm like, he's gay.

[Brooke Schofield]

No.

[Tana Mongeau]

And then it's like, no, duh. Like, the girlfriends are always the one sending it. Because every time that happens, every time, like, even if Paige, like, when she was dating that guy and then he, like, saw it, I'm like, okay, yeah, he watches. But it's like, no. There is a million other ways. If you ran into your old self in the club bathroom, what would you tell her? Oh, my God. I would literally actually just, like, force her to drink water. Water. And, like, I'm not even kidding. Wherever. Just drink.

[Brooke Schofield]

I'm trying to think of what my major problem was back then. I think I'd say, like, whatever you do, like, go wherever you need to go. Like, find Tana Mongeau now.

[Tana Mongeau]

But I definitely would really just be, like, heavy on less bumps. Drink water. She would definitely have on emo boots. And I feel like, this is boring. I know. It's so true. It's so true. True. She would definitely have on emo boots. And I would tell her that not only will the boots eventually not become the biggest part of her life, but everything that they encapsulate will not become the, like, you know, the lifestyle.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah. Like the boyfriends. The boot boyfriends are going with.

[Tana Mongeau]

Yes, yes. And the boot lifestyle are going with the emo boots. Like, truly, just. This will not be all of it.

[Brooke Schofield]

You are going to go to your last emo night and probably not know it's your last night.

[Tana Mongeau]

Oh, my God. At one point I went to. No. I would go to emo night again.

[Brooke Schofield]

No. Yeah, I think so, too.

[Tana Mongeau]

I honestly.

[Brooke Schofield]

I would also say, please appreciate your boobs while you have them because they are about to go away and you're going to have to buy new ones. Mm.

[Tana Mongeau]

Try K Tip sooner. You don't have to have your tracks out. You really fudgeing. Don't.

[Brooke Schofield]

Don't be blonde. You're not a blonde. You're not a blonde. And dissolve your filler. You look like shit.

[Tana Mongeau]

These promoters are not as fudgeing cool as you think they are at all.

[Brooke Schofield]

Going to jail soon. Yes.

[Tana Mongeau]

So soon. Soon. So soon. Value the girls and gays around you that you're out at the club with so much more than whatever you're trying to see at the club. You know what I mean? You're the. Your best friends, like, they mean so much more. You don't have to go behind the DJ booth. If you want to have fun in the middle of the club, you can, like, just. It's not as cool as you think it is at one point. You will not be speaking to Zach Bia as much as you think you are.

[Brooke Schofield]

You know what my boyfriend called me the other day? Zach Labia. Yeah.

[Tana Mongeau]

That is so good. It's insane. Labia tacos. Nope. Just trying to go for Birria. It didn't work.

[Brooke Schofield]

So close and.

[Tana Mongeau]

God, I could. I could like, actually just keep going.

[Brooke Schofield]

I like that question. That was a good one.

[Tana Mongeau]

You know, it's fine. There was a point in my life where I genuinely was like, oh, no, I should get another body. Like, you've. You've done enough.

[Brooke Schofield]

Exhausted. That one is enough. And I don't want to say too many.

[Tana Mongeau]

Someone said, which one of your exes have you talked to the most recently? And I'm actually. I'm to going. Going. I mean, you know, I'm friends with all of them. It's nothing like that. Chris sent me a video the other day I have to put this video. It's funny cuz we. You and I just talked about that Nobu hotel trip and this was a different trip I think at the Nobu hotel. But look at this video of me that he sent me.

[Brooke Schofield]

Oh no.

[Tana Mongeau]

Okay. Like you're. We have to put it in the podcast because it's like if this is not a message that if you are sober, curious, serious to just do it sooner. And I still look beat now and again. You know what I mean? Like, I look, I look beat in like my own ways differently. But there is no type of looking beat like this. Like I, I hope I never look this beat again in my entire life.

[Brooke Schofield]

Oh no. First of all, we were doing something with the Botox then that we shouldn't have ever done. Get the up, up, get ready. That's not even you. You don't look like yourself in any way.

[Tana Mongeau]

You know what's funny though is so much of it has nothing to do with the Botox or filler. It's like truly how swollen I would be from drinking that much. 100%. Like, how funny is that? Like I hope I never look like that again. And then it's funny. I was literally telling him that we were talking about the zinc story and we were just talking about all of the hell that we put you through. Third wheeling, us fighting and we. And we're both very sorry. Well, thank you. Appreciate that.

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[Tana Mongeau]

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[Brooke Schofield]

I can't think of one ex that would ever speak to me, like, literally, ever again in life, ever. I can't think of, like, the one I talked to most recently was, like, the most recent one. Just because, like, that's the last I talked to him. But, like, I never spoke to him again after he left that day ever. Even once. Like, never one time. And that's actually like, something amazing I did. We don't talk about that enough. I like, really was like, okay, bye. See you later. And I never talked to him again. That was amazing.

[Tana Mongeau]

Which one? Oh, I like, forget about. I swear to God. I was thinking you were talking about Clinton.

[Brooke Schofield]

No. Ew.

[Tana Mongeau]

That is really good that you just finally went. No contact with that.

[Brooke Schofield]

I was just like, bye.

[Tana Mongeau]

Wherever he is, I hope he's having a horrible day.

[Brooke Schofield]

He lives, like, next door to me. Never saw him again.

[Tana Mongeau]

Thank God. Someone said, can you talk about Xanax or something? Or bleach and tone bones?

[Brooke Schofield]

Sure.

[Tana Mongeau]

Oh, I guess we're telling that story on stage about the first time I ever gave you Xanax, but whatever.

[Brooke Schofield]

But, like, do you ever think about the fact that, like, bleep it, but, like, you had to give me a Xanax because I was crying over.

[Tana Mongeau]

That is so actually crazy. Like, not heaving. Like, heaving. I had to medicate you. I had to, like, make sure that your stomach was going to contract normally again, like, you were heaving.

[Brooke Schofield]

And now I'm going to marry, like, his friend. Like, seriously.

[Tana Mongeau]

Oh, my God. I wish you could do anything in the world.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah. I wish I could go back and tell my. Tell myself that.

[Tana Mongeau]

Tell yet to tell. Like, like, you're.

[Brooke Schofield]

You're. You're literally going to marry.

[Tana Mongeau]

You're literally going to marry his friend. That's. That's iconic. That's hilarious.

[Brooke Schofield]

I love you.

[Tana Mongeau]

It's so funny how we are just dating the most chill guys. Guys possible ever. Like, they are just so chill. There's nothing we could say or do to phase them at all.

[Brooke Schofield]

No. Sometimes I try just If I'm, like, feeling funky or something, or if I, like, want to start a fight.

[Tana Mongeau]

Yeah. And it just doesn't work.

[Brooke Schofield]

It just never sticks.

[Tana Mongeau]

It's. It is so crazy. That's one. That's one, like, tip of advice I want to say to all the girls out there. I feel like I dated so many people who would be cool with how I am, but then try to, like, dull how loud I can be or, you know, how big my personality can be. And, like, if you're a crazy girl out there, there, you will eventually find someone who is just obsessed with your batshit personality.

[Brooke Schofield]

Agreed.

[Tana Mongeau]

Why is your mouth so big? Do you eat pickles sideways? Like I'm Ash Trevino. Like, so get off my Twitter.

[Brooke Schofield]

That's a really funny question, though.

[Tana Mongeau]

Oh, my God. Someone said, are you ever getting the United Airlines story time? And I've never told it.

[Brooke Schofield]

What's the United Airlines story time?

[Tana Mongeau]

I had a bad flight on United Airlines one time. I'll make it, like, quick, but I actually, I do. I forgot that I filmed it like several, several times and never uploaded it. And it's just like, people love a bad airline experience. And that could be like a fun way to end this. And I would love to hear your take on if I were right or wrong or if this lady was a enter whatever it may be. Okay. I was flying to Hawaii and I had booked a flight and I wake up the morning of my flight, it's canceled. Remember when like, no flights could take off? Like, whatever that flight, like, shortage was or outage or like, whatever, like all like, there was no flights in the air for like the first time ever. And like, whatever. All flights getting somewhere that ended up making all of the flights, like thousands of dollars and just like all full and like, whatever. And we needed to get to Hawaii for someone in Mokoa's life's birthday or something. Like, we had to get there. So we like ended up paying so much money for like middle seats on United Airlines just to get to Hawaii. And then we get to the airport and we get on the plane and we're stuck on the tarmac Mac for like three and a half hours and it is scorching hot. We are middle seats like 27B and we're scorching and they will not. They tell us, like, if you want to get off the plane, like, you're not on the flight, which is just crazy, right? Like, that is so diabolical truly to say, like, either burn in 27B, you cannot get off and mind you also, I've just never understood that if the plane is going to be stuck on the tarmac for more than an hour, people should be able to get off, right?

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah.

[Tana Mongeau]

And then eventually.

[Brooke Schofield]

But they don't know if you're going to leave or not. Right.

[Tana Mongeau]

Mind you. Also, first class is arctic and I'm just like, I'm livid about that as well. Like just for all the reasons why. I'm like, are you kidding me? Then eventually they bring waters and chits to the front of the tarmac for people to go get. But that obviously just like everything class one wise, front of the bus, eating cheesy good drinking water. By the time it got to us, there weren't any snacks. I'm furious. They won't serve us drinks. This is at a time where I'm still drinking as well. So I, I presume it was like a crack of dawn morning flight as well. So I was probably withdrawing from alcohol. So then I'm sitting there with like the shakes on the tarmac. Like I was banking on being able to get up in the air and take myself back to alcoholic level homeostasis basis. Finally, after hours and hours and hours, this flight takes off and I'm just, I'm. I'm sweating balls and I'm just livid that I'd been on the tarmac forever, whatever. And then they end up like not bringing the service throughout to the flight and I'm just again, alcoholic withdrawing. I'm watching 50 First Dates. I'm Scream sobbing just like. And obviously that movie's sad and I'm always scream sobbing. But I think that a lot of the other factors like the withdrawing and a little bit whatever. Yeah, I was just like, I'm a mess. And finally I walk up to Ashley who is sitting like a couple rows ahead of me and she gives me a Gray Goose shooter that she had in her purse. Okay. And I go back to my seat and we'd already had this flight attendant who had just like bet she was just like a. I don't know, I would like anytime I would ask her anything, like, hey, is there any water left? Is there anything? She had just like been. It was just like this whole thing where I was just already pissed off at this flight attendant for being such a. And then I take the Grey Goose shooter and we're all just like sitting there, whatever. And then towards like we're like three fourths of the way through the flight, she comes and she collects our trash and I hand her all of the things that are my trash. And the Grey Goose shooter is like, in a bag. Whatever. She starts, like, going through the trash. She finds the Gray Goose shooter. And she looks at me and she's like, united Airlines does not serve Grey Goose. And I. I'm like, okay. And I don't have brown hair, right? Like, why the are you telling me this? Whatever. And she's like, it's illegal to drink your own alcohol on an airline. And I'm. She's like, we say that at the beginning. And she's being so condescending about it. And she's like, we say that at the beginning of the flight. And I'm like, I'm so sorry. I was busy being in the Sahara water.

[Brooke Schofield]

I was thirsty.

[Tana Mongeau]

Yeah, that I just, like, did. Couldn't hear this. Whatever. And so then she's like, we're gonna have to call the front and they'll be waiting for you when we land. So now I'm sitting there and I'm having a panic attack. The lady next to me is like 65. We made friends over 50 first dates and they always go to Maui and whatever. The lady next to me starts jumping in, trying to, like, defend me, all of these things. Like, just help me. And she's like, oh, no, no, no. Like, I've already called them. They're going to be waiting for you.

[Brooke Schofield]

Oh, what a boner.

[Tana Mongeau]

And so we're flying over the fucking water and it's still hot as fuck on this plane. I'm just pissed. I can't text my lawyers. I can't call anyone because there's no service. Like, a lot of times when you fly to Hawaii, there's no fudgeing service.

[Brooke Schofield]

I would have just been like, it was empty when I. When I got here. It was empty in my bag.

[Tana Mongeau]

I don't. I remember. I don't even know what I was trying to say. Oh. I said like, we just came from Vegas. I had it. I didn't know. I was trying to play stupid that I, like, didn't know and I really didn't, like, remember that rule. Whatever. And so now I'm sitting there panicking, and I'm like, way towards the back. So she's sitting in the fucking back of the plane and she's watching me panic, and I'm watching her watch me, and she's sitting there kiking with her other flight attendants laughing at me. Like, she's laughing. Kick rocking, evil. Like, how mean is that?

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah.

[Tana Mongeau]

And just after all of this that happened, like, just let me take the shooter right you know what I mean? Just like, if.

[Brooke Schofield]

If it weren't like such an extenuating circumstance, but like, we've been through a lot. Like, give me a break. Break.

[Tana Mongeau]

And just like, dude, I didn't know. And just like, I literally. I'm thirsty. It was so hot.

[Brooke Schofield]

Like, you say it and I'm like, oh, that is like such a, like, well known rule. But I also, like, would so 100 forget about it, I think, because it's like, it feels like if you're allowed to bring it on the plane, like, obviously you can drink it. Like, the same way if you buy something in the terminal, like, you can eat it and drink it on the plane.

[Tana Mongeau]

Yeah. And it's just like, oh, my God, are you. And I'm watching her laugh at me. So then I just like, you wanted to be a. And like, just like I was in like a Haynes wife beat her no bra. Like, I. And she was looking me up and down before it, and she was like.

[Brooke Schofield]

What you are wearing does not matter.

[Tana Mongeau]

I know, but I could tell that she thought I was like classless white trash, which obviously doing my shooter on the plane and having my nipples out, like, whatever. That was her takeaway. So then I get up and I go to the back of the plane. I decide, like, I'm gonna talk to her. Like, I'm gonna be like, you know what? Hey, like, I'm really sorry. I just. I really didn't know. I. And I'm. I'm like pulling out all the stops. I'm like, I've never even gotten a parking ticket. Like, oh, my God, I'm not. Meanwhile, I just don't drive.

[Brooke Schofield]

Probably Google deal.

[Tana Mongeau]

Well, no, there's no Google in there. And I can't talk to my lawyers any. I'm freaking. And I'm freaking out because I'm like, oh, my God, I'm gonna land in Hawaii and get banned from United Airlines or arrested right now. Like, because.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah.

[Tana Mongeau]

And mind you, the amount of times in my life I've had a flight attendant bring me nine shooters from the bar. Like, it is just crazy that all rules depend on if they want to report you, if they like you, if whatever. And then I'm like, begging and whatever. And she was like, she just looks at me and I don't remember exactly what she said, but essentially her like, entire thing was like, I didn't call the people at the front. I just wanted you to stress a little bit.

[Brooke Schofield]

I want to say so many things that I. That I would end up having evil.

[Tana Mongeau]

I Hope you cross croak.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah, I think that's what I was about to say.

[Tana Mongeau]

Oh, my God. I. And I get that it was, like, a rule broken, but especially just after all of the flights canceling. I'd been on hold with United probably for like, 48 hours in total to even just get this middle seat flight that was then $2,000 because of the inflation to get to Hawaii, because of all of the. Yeah.

[Brooke Schofield]

At that point, you should have been able to, like, literally do whatever you want.

[Tana Mongeau]

Literally get on all fours and crawl around the plane and bark. You know what I mean? And it's just like. And after the tarmac and just all of it, it's like. Like, you're. Haven't you seen how bad this day is for all of the passengers? Like, you actually.

[Brooke Schofield]

I hate when people, like, literally, like, make it their goal. Like, I don't know. I feel that way about a lot of people who work in, like, like, certain jobs that are just, like, not that enjoyable. But I'm like, you know, I'm miserable to be here. And I know you're miserable. Miserable to be here, but, like, why are you making it more of a miserable experience?

[Tana Mongeau]

And it's not like it was just a completely normal fight. Like, that's truly one of the most miserable fights I've ever had. Like, I'm sweating on that tarmac, like, for four hours, like, just scorching. And then it's like. It's like I was, like, overly drunk or any. I was literally just trying to stop shaking, like, fudge diva. And just like, what a. Like to, like. No, you know, she's a. I don't know why.

[Brooke Schofield]

Usually I would always be on. Like, I would always assume that, like, maybe you had had some sort of behavior prior to that that made her feel like she needed to.

[Tana Mongeau]

Maybe the sobbing over 50 first dates and whatever. But even just again, in the climate.

[Brooke Schofield]

Of what that fight was, you have explained to me, like, what the vibes were before that. So I could see you, like, maybe not directed at her, but perhaps complaining in a way that is.

[Tana Mongeau]

Yeah.

[Brooke Schofield]

A little extreme.

[Tana Mongeau]

Yeah. And I really wasn't, like, so it was just, like, very wild. What hate comment sticks with you guys?

[Brooke Schofield]

All of them. Just kidding. I don't read them. I've never seen one.

[Tana Mongeau]

For me, it's annoying. I don't call me annoying, and I am annoying. So it's just kind of like, that's why it hurts.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah. I think really, like, something doesn't really bother me if it's something that I'm not already self conscious about. But, like, if I'm self conscious about it, then it does bother me.

[Tana Mongeau]

Yeah, that's. That's what it is.

[Brooke Schofield]

Like, the pick me stuff kind of bothers me because it's already something that I, like, have to actively think about. Oh, my God, like, give me a break.

[Tana Mongeau]

And for every, like, 100 comments I will get about my rebrand being, like, great and loving, so Britanna and whatever, I will get that one comment comment of like, she is so boring now. And it will always break me down because for so long, I, like, was so convinced that I had to be the party girl to be interesting and all the things, you know, I don't know.

[Brooke Schofield]

You just can't wait. I hate when, like, comments, like, contradict one another. Like, I'll get so many hate comments about how I won't shut the up, like, and let you talk. But then if I like, it's just like, always the opposite. You know what I mean? Or it'll be like, she doesn't say anything. She literally, like, is so boring. She brings nothing to this podcast. And you're like, okay, well, I just.

[Tana Mongeau]

Apparently can't fucking win.

[Brooke Schofield]

Also one that gets me. And I know I say this, I, like, have kind of exhausted this, but replace Brooke and or, like, get her out of here. She doesn't belong here. And I again to that, I say, you're literally at my house.

[Tana Mongeau]

Like, this is.

[Brooke Schofield]

This is like, literally, like, I live here. You know what I saw recently, actually, I saw someone say this podcast was so much more interesting before Brooke. And I want to that I said, say there. I've been on since the first episode.

[Tana Mongeau]

That is crazy. I was gonna say even after your scandal, when I did one episode with Paige and just was letting you process and all the things everyone was so livid. Everyone was telling, get her the off the podcast, burn her at the stake, whatever. But then it was like, no, like, we need Brooke. Like, absolutely the not. And then Paige was crucified. Like, it is so funny about how much of this she can just be.

[Brooke Schofield]

Like, yeah, I just guess I just.

[Tana Mongeau]

Don'T understand a rat race.

[Brooke Schofield]

But I've been way better lately. Especially, like, this is a by far the longest I've ever gone without going on Reddit. And it is. Boy, do I feel free and amazing.

[Tana Mongeau]

We actually haven't talked about Reddit in a long time. Because I do believe that talking about it continues to fuel the fire.

[Brooke Schofield]

But, yeah, it gives it life.

[Tana Mongeau]

And it's sad because there are Our. Let's talk about it. Let's make it our Reddit.

[Brooke Schofield]

Reddit was supposed to be. It like started out as like. Like it's a forum. Like they wanted to talk about canceled. It was all people who loved canceled. And like somewhere along the way it became not that.

[Tana Mongeau]

Yes, exactly. At one point it was so nice because it was 50 constructive criticism and 50 people who loved us and wanted to know where our shirts were from or where we got our hair done. And that's why we started reading it. And then it just slowly started turning, turning and turning and turning and eventually it just like. And the people on there would be so mad when I would say like I have to get off of this and like whatever. I eventually just had to stop because I would open it up and it would be just like Tana's face is so ugly now that she. Her filler has migrated to here. Right? But then if we talk about plastic surgery it would be like why the are they talking about plastic surgery? They're ruining the world. Or to trying. Tana's voice is so annoying. It's like I literally can't change that. Or just like wanted trying to replace a co host or whatever. But then like if something the exactly same thing.

[Brooke Schofield]

Like yeah, and the stuff psychoanalyzing our relationship and our like how I blink and if I, you know, look down when you're talking. I must hate you and, and how.

[Tana Mongeau]

Much that just like.

[Brooke Schofield]

And then reading it and we're like wait, do we hate each other? Like yeah, like, like you start to believe what you read. It's like the weirdest thing thing.

[Tana Mongeau]

No, it, it is. It is just like so crazy. I. I just the last time I was on and I opened it up and for like 10 posts they were all so many things like that where it was just nitpicking most recent tik toks and nitpicking things and just, just so much and it's. It's crazy cuz you'll always open those posts and then there will be the two people in those comments saying like this is not what this threat is supposed to be. And like do you just hate them.

[Brooke Schofield]

But they get downvoted. Like that's how it works. Like if you say I anything positive about us now, it like it literally it fucks up their account for sure.

[Tana Mongeau]

I think it's actually funny.

[Brooke Schofield]

Like let me know. Please don't go on it.

[Tana Mongeau]

Can I just for the sake of this conversation.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah, but don't tell me anything bad, please. No, I won't like, I truly don't want to know. Sometimes, like, people in, like, even trying to be positive will tell me, like, oh, this was on there. But, like, someone had a nice response and it's like, no, I just genuinely don't want to know ever.

[Tana Mongeau]

Oh, I guess actually there are a few nice ones.

[Brooke Schofield]

Really?

[Tana Mongeau]

Oh, well, then there's this.

[Brooke Schofield]

What is it?

[Tana Mongeau]

Saying I look like this? That's actually hella funny. That is one thing that I do miss about it is that you'll find the ones that are just funny as fuck to talk about. That is so fucking funny. It's kind of valid. The constant money grabs make me wonder about Tana's finances. And it's like, just saying, like, the pickles are a money grab and all that. And it's so funny.

[Brooke Schofield]

Funny because, like, God forbid a girl wants a pickle.

[Tana Mongeau]

I love pickles more than literally anything in the world. And like, oh, there's so much Taco Bell that just got here. But anyways, I guess to end the conversation, it's so funny because I had convinced myself for so long that these were just my fans that I were letting down and that I couldn't do anything right. And it did just have me hating myself all the time, just trying to, like, show up as a completely different person every single week. And you know what I mean, like, show up as whatever I thought that they wanted me to be, and then it would just be something else every time. And eventually I just realized I couldn't win. And now being clean of it, it's like, I've realized that to me, the people that are the fans are like, the first, like, when you cancel this posted the first, like, thousand people who comment, like, I just needed this. I was having the roughest week, and you girls are my safe space and you're whatever. And, like, I know that the Redditors are going to argue, like, long time Tana fan here. That's always how they start. And then they say, like, no, I am a fan. But then I hate this, this, this, this, this, this, and this now. And it's like, well, then if I can't make you happy, I'm sorry. Like, I, you know, I'm doing my best. I'm just a human. I'm living now. And like, you know, like, I. I'm so sorry. You. You're allowed to move on.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah, trust me, I see a lot of those too, that are like, I. I used to love you, but you did this. And the this in question will be like, got a boob job and. And you're like, oh, yeah.

[Tana Mongeau]

And it's. I just.

[Brooke Schofield]

It didn't take much. So actually, like, I think you might just not have liked me that much. And that's okay.

[Tana Mongeau]

And I also, like, if you used to love me, I appreciate you so much for loving me through that time. I definitely needed that and I really appreciate it. But if I no longer serve you, I am also okay with that. I feel like I had so many people that I was like a super fan of and now I just kind of passively watch their stuff or don't really. But I'm.

[Brooke Schofield]

Imagine I used to love of wearing Doc Martens and like, I loved that era and I can look back on it fondly, but I will not be wearing Doc Martin.

[Tana Mongeau]

Yeah. But I'm not gonna write out a whole dissertation on like, you know, like, I'm still. That person's still a person.

[Brooke Schofield]

And everyone else should hate Doc Martens and Doc Martens should croak and kill themselves. Sorry.

[Tana Mongeau]

It is so wild. And I'm sure there are good people on our canceled POD Reddit.

[Brooke Schofield]

No, there are so many.

[Tana Mongeau]

But there we love so much out.

[Brooke Schofield]

By like the seventh people who like, literally want literally nothing but for us to die.

[Tana Mongeau]

No, it's. It's more than seven. That's crazy. And it's crazy.

[Brooke Schofield]

It's a lot more than.

[Tana Mongeau]

Cuz it's. It really did just become.

[Brooke Schofield]

It's a snark.

[Tana Mongeau]

Yeah. And it's. It's like so. It's so wild to me. Cuz it's like to those people. I'm like. I hate to say it. I'm like, those people are. Then I. Here I am catering to them because I'm now going to say this. And then they're going to make an entire post about why I. I'm wrong in what I'm saying. But I do stand on the fact that I find it crazy to spend your free time writing out a whole thread about all the things you hate about a person.

[Brooke Schofield]

Wouldn't you rather going back and commenting and commenting and commenting and like, like how much of your day is committed to hate? Like it has to make you miserable. Like, if you really hate something so much, like so much time you're spending on it, like kind of crazy.

[Tana Mongeau]

Yeah. Like I'm just imagining them logging in to go to this thread to like continue to talk about. About like why your bluff is wrong and why they no longer stand because of it. And it's like, damn, wouldn't you just want to spend that time doing something else, anything else. Like, I just, I don't know. And I. And I take that to everything. Like, even just seeing people say that about Kayla Malik. We were just talking about that. But, like, I don't like her. But this, like, I've just never understood how there are so many people out there who like, feel happy writing mean things about people that they don't know. Like, you can close your eyes, click out.

[Brooke Schofield]

I don't know. I. I think about it all the time and I'm curious. Curious. Like, is it the same feeling they get when they're like, we, like, talk. You know when you text your group chat and you're like, oh, my God, like, this post was crazy. Like, do you think that's the same feeling or.

[Tana Mongeau]

No, I mean, you've always said this, but love and hate hold hands so well, right? Because they're both derived from passion. So it's gotta just be like, do.

[Brooke Schofield]

I say that sounds amazing, but I.

[Tana Mongeau]

Don'T think, like, you said, like, yeah, you've said, like, loving and hating someone.

[Brooke Schofield]

Yeah, like.

[Tana Mongeau]

Like there's a fine line.

[Brooke Schofield]

Truly hate someone. Like, I don't know.

[Tana Mongeau]

I mean, that is like, like, even just like you do.

[Brooke Schofield]

And that's fine.

[Tana Mongeau]

Like, that can even just be related to, like bullying in school, you know, because it's like the mean girl bully who spends all of her time bullying the girl who's minding her own business and just like wearing her fits and whatever. That girl hates her life and she's obsessed with that other girl, you know, it's like, it's just kind of a wild thing to me.

[Brooke Schofield]

I don't know. But.

[Tana Mongeau]

So if you're getting bullied right now by anyone or people are making you feel ostracized or they have a lot to say about you, just know they're consumed with you and that is.

[Brooke Schofield]

They love you.

[Tana Mongeau]

Yeah. And that's. That's wild within itself, dude. Well, you guys, we love you so much. And I know that I'm just always saying this, but by the time that this episode comes out on the road, we will quite literally be taking a plane to another country to talk on a stage. Because people cared enough to spend their hard earned money to come see us and hang out and have a big sleepover vibe in the same room as us. And the fact that I get to do this so much later and that we get to do this together and shit, like, just thank you to the canceled listeners. And even just this show, I think being all about how far we've come. Yes, it's a lot of funnies but it also just is so crazy that it's been this insane journey that you all have been a part of and still want to be a part of and I am like so excited. And one of the next upcoming episodes even after this we'll be filming out there and we'll be back up to date. But thank you for still listening to and enjoying our banked episodes to support us. And we love you so much and we will talk to you very soon.

[Brooke Schofield]

We love you.

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[Brooke Schofield]

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[Tana Mongeau]

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[Brooke Schofield]

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[Tana Mongeau]

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[Brooke Schofield]

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[Tana Mongeau]

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[Brooke Schofield]

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[Tana Mongeau]

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[Brooke Schofield]

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[Tana Mongeau]

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[Brooke Schofield]

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[Tana Mongeau]

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