129: BROOKE GOT IN A FIST FIGHT AT A GRACIE ABRAMS CONCERT - Ep. 129

Summary

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Cancelled Podcast with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield

Episode 129: BROOKE GOT IN A FIST FIGHT AT A GRACIE ABRAMS CONCERT
Date: August 30, 2025

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Overview

In this rich, self-reflective, and often hilarious episode, Tana and Brooke address the whirlwind of drama and rumors surrounding the supposed end of their podcast, clarify internet misunderstandings about their friendship and business, and dive headfirst into viral TikTok beefs—most notably, the story of Brooke's alleged “fist fight” at a Gracie Abrams concert. The duo explore influencer culture, digital footprints, evolving friendships, the dangers of virality, and close with a game recalling iconic podcast quotes and moments. The tone is deeply personal, irreverent, and unfiltered, giving listeners an intimate look at the highs, lows, and lessons from living online.

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1. Podcast Not Ending, Digital Footprint & Friendship Rumors

[01:00–10:27]

Key Points

• Tana revisits a previous episode where she half-jokingly suggested deleting the podcast, sparking fan panic and wild “legal battle” rumors online.
• The hosts clarify: “Cancelled” is not being deleted and their partnership is solid; money, vlogs, and revenue splits are all set and fair.
• The duo reflect on how podcasts, as content archives and “scrapbooks,” document growth—flaws and all.

Notable Quotes:

• Tana: “Cancel is a scrapbook. We're not fucking deleting it, okay?...It is a beautiful archive. I don’t want to delete you, I don’t want to delete us.” [03:30]
• Brooke: “It’s almost like…we’re always going to be misunderstood no matter what we say.” [03:41]
• Tana: “Do you really think...I’m going to shiest [Brooke] on the Adsense? And what do you think the Adsense is? That I'm gonna shiest you on four grand?” [05:00]

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2. Brooke's "Fist Fight" at the Gracie Abrams Concert

[11:11–21:07]

Key Points

• Brooke details viral TikTok accusations that she “body checked” a fan at a Gracie Abrams concert.
• She recounts her confusion, internet sleuthing, and a surprising UNO-reverse: she was actually the one pushed by the concertgoer.
• The duo reflect on how a single video can spiral into reputation-damaging rumors—and the futility of public clarification.
• Tana notes how concert etiquette and the expectation of influencer drama feed narrative fabrication.

Notable Quotes:

• Brooke: “All the comments are: Brooke Schofield is steamrolling people at Gracie. She’s body checked you. I’m like—the way people will just make something up and everyone will believe it.” [16:22]
• Tana: “My thing...you are truly, in my opinion, damn near incapable of steamrolling someone...Brooke is the concert etiquette police...” [18:44]
• Brooke: “You can really make up any interaction ever with somebody, and everyone will believe it, especially me…people already don’t like me, so they read it and say ‘that checks out.’” [18:11]
• Tana: “There’s no winning.” [22:06]

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3. Boundaries of Internet Fame & The Vanna/Fillers TikTok Drama

[27:33–39:56]

Key Points

• Tana describes being misunderstood online after offering advice on cosmetic procedures in her “27 Things I’ve Learned at 27” video.
• Her commentary about fillers, parental choices, and reality TV casting is clipped without context, sparking backlash from Love Island contestant Vanna.
• The conversation between Tana and Vanna goes private—they clear up the misunderstanding and end on a note of mutual respect.
• Brooke and Tana reflect on the near-impossibility of authentic, nuanced discussion in a world obsessed with soundbites and outrage.

Notable Quotes:

• Tana: “If people are giving copious amounts…of fillers to people under 18, I do not align with that parenting style. Personally, I don’t.” [29:28]
• Tana: “If you can’t even watch the full clip in context…then this entire conversation is falling on mute ears.” [36:25]
• Vanna (by DM): “As soon as I watched the video, I ripped my video down...I realized I’ve been in defense mode for so long.” [37:46]

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4. Internet Outrage, Fame, and Evolving Self

[39:56–47:26]

Key Points

• The hosts discuss being targets of constant online drama—how perception has shifted as they've grown, sobered up, and changed.
• They emphasize their desire to be seen as their current selves, not their past online personas; the trauma of being misunderstood by strangers is real.
• The “lawyer up” meme around their business breakup is both “hilarious and wild” to them; they reinforce their love and respect for each other repeatedly.

Notable Quotes:

• Tana: “...the only way to achieve true peace would be falling off the face of the Internet.” [40:05]
• Brooke: “I want to be hypnotized to, like, not give a f*** what people think.” [62:31]
• Tana: “I have changed so much from that girl…I do give a f*** in people perceiving me as who I am today.” [40:46]

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5. Announcements & Life Updates (Maui home, robo-dogs, malls)

[47:45–80:46]

Key Points

• Tana shares that she’s bought a home in Maui, reflecting on how different her life is from even a year ago.
• She describes a run-in with a “robo-dog” in Nordstrom—a weird, Black Mirror moment—where data companies are studying public reaction to robot animals.
• Brooke and Tana reminisce about “the wave” of Tory Burch sandals and aging out (or evolving) of the next generation’s internet fame.
• They note how younger fans are now seeking out new influencers; both hosts are feeling the generational shift.

Notable Quotes:

• Tana: “These data companies pay him money to go walk around...and see the public reaction. Where are we heading societally with What The H*ll?” [75:48]
• Tana: “My escrow finished. I am a Maui homeowner.” [77:19]

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6. Mental Health, Medication Struggles, and Medical Mishaps

[81:10–84:55]

Key Points

• Brooke opens up about her medication issues while on tour in Australia, dealing with new manufacturers and unexpected withdrawal side effects.
• Tana relates with her own experiences—the unpredictability of color and effectiveness in generics, the struggle to get the right pills.
• Both express frustration at lack of patient-centered care in “big pharma.”

Notable Quotes:

• Brooke: “The day I was to leave for Australia, another country where you cannot get medication...I had to just start fresh, a new medication, on Australian tour.” [81:10]
• Tana: “I think different colors should be treated as different drugs. I really do.” [84:33]

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7. Nostalgia & The “Cancelled” Quote-Guessing Game

[88:03–137:32]

Key Points

• Devin (producer) compiles iconic quotes from over 100 episodes; Tana and Brooke play a game, trying to guess who said what, reliving the best, wildest, and most emotional podcast moments.
• The segment highlights how much has changed—their appearances, perspectives, and priorities.
• They reminisce about early days: living at David Dobrik’s house, being unfiltered, the messiness (and magic) of their journey together.
• Emotions run high, with laughter, tears, and gratitude for their archive and for each other.

Notable Quotes:

• Tana: “There will never be a time in our lives of such drastic change documented at length…who the f*** are those people?” [136:43]
• Brooke: “I hope I look back and I’m like, ‘ew, look how much you cared about what other people thought.’” [137:23]
• Tana: “If you started on those beginning episodes and are still here…you deserve financial compensation.” [143:03]

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8. Closing: Looking Ahead, Final Episode Tease

[141:55–End]

Key Points

• They brainstorm ideas for the final ever episode: funeral attire, “call-ins,” perhaps inviting exes or returning guests, and a true “banger” to properly end the podcast era.
• Both hosts express enormous gratitude for their listeners and each other, reflecting on personal growth, old cringe moments, and the irreplaceable scrapbook of their adventures.

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Memorable Moments & Quotes with Timestamps

| Timestamp | Speaker | Quote/Context | |-----------|---------|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 03:30 | Tana | “Cancel is a scrapbook. We're not fucking deleting it, okay?” | | 05:00 | Tana | “Do you really think...I’m going to shiest [Brooke] on the Adsense?...” | | 13:42 | Tana | “...you are truly, in my opinion, damn near incapable of steamrolling someone.” | | 16:22 | Brooke | “All the comments are: Brooke Schofield is steamrolling people at Gracie Abrams.”| | 21:11 | Tana | “There’s no solution. You sue her for slander.” | | 29:28 | Tana | “If people are giving copious amounts…of fillers to people under 18, I do not align with that parenting style.” | | 37:46 | Vanna | “As soon as I watched the video, I ripped my video down…I realized I’ve been in defense mode for so long.” | | 40:05 | Tana | “The only way to achieve true peace would be falling off the face of the Internet.”| | 62:31 | Brooke | “I want to be hypnotized to, like, not give a f*** what people think.” | | 75:48 | Tana | “These data companies pay him money...to go walk around...see the public reaction.”| | 81:10 | Brooke | “The day I was to leave for Australia…I had to just start fresh, new medication.” | | 136:43 | Tana | “There will never be a time in our lives of such drastic change documented at length…who the f*** are those people?”| | 137:23 | Brooke | “I hope I look back and I’m like, ‘ew, look how much you cared about what other people thought.’”| | 143:03 | Tana | “If you started on those beginning episodes and are still here…you deserve financial compensation.”|

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Takeaways: The Essence of Canceled

• Unfiltered Friendship: The heart of “Cancelled” is the raw, complicated, loving, and hilarious friendship between Tana and Brooke.
• Internet Culture Reflections: Both the wild upside—and dark underbelly—of influencer life: rumors, drama, misunderstandings, virality.
• Growth Journal: The show serves as an evolving scrapbook, documenting mistakes, success, and genuine transformation.
• Legacy: As they near the end, the hosts recognize the power of their archive—and the rare bond they share, both with each other and their audience.

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For Listeners New and Old

This episode is a “best-of” in terms of insight into the hosts’ humanity—flawed, self-aware, and funny as hell. If you want to know what it feels like to be an influencer living online, weathering storms of hype and hate, while maintaining real friendships and growing up under the spotlight—start here.

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[A]

Hello and welcome back to the cancelled podcast.

[D]

Much better.

[A]

Much. That was. I needed to hit the. The ups. The Uptones.

[D]

Uppity.

[A]

I am really deciding how I want to navigate today's episode.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

Because the last 24 hours have reminded me that even though we closed off this tour and we have two episodes left, that the canceled podcast is going to be the canceled podcast till the very last fucking minute.

[D]

Yeah. We can't have our last. Literally, the last thing we have to show for it be like.

[A]

And I mean that in multiple ways. I almost mean, like, the Internet is still going to be the Internet until the very last minute. And. Well, I think I should just lead by correcting myself from the last episode, to be so honest with you.

[D]

Not deleting the canceled podcast.

[A]

Yes. And I think that, first of all, I think sometimes you just. We've been doing this for so long that you sit and you're talking and you just flippantly say things. And that's just like, I was having, like, a real Brooke and Tana at lunch conversation on camera. And then if I was gonna say that, I should have, like, led with more explanation. And then I even watched it and I debated it and I was like, oh, whatever. Like, it's a funny. But, like, I thought you being like, do you hate me that much? Was like, funny. And then I was just like, oh, my God, like, if there's one thing.

[D]

I know for sure, it's that I'm always gonna think something's funny that isn't.

[A]

Fun as much as there's a part of me that's like, this is just like, technically a business conversation that should be had just off camera. There is a part of me that feels like, because I now said that, chose to post it, that I should say more words.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

We're in this state on tour where we're going on stage every single night and we're playing this video that is beautifully reminiscent. However, there are also clips of me talking about getting with a double ended dildo.

[D]

A classic.

[A]

And, you know, there is something about doing that every single night. And you're just like, dildo, dildo, dildo. Like, you know, eventually it's like, Jesus, you know, footprint. And I was just like, I don't know, just throwing something at a wall, just thinking about my digital footprint. And then. But obviously with any more further thought, like, we were talking about this yesterday. It's like toothbrush, like. And I still stand on exactly what we were saying in the prior episodes. Like, cancel is a scrapbook. We're not fucking deleting it, okay? And I shouldn't have just flippantly said that because it is a beautif, beautiful archive. Okay? I know, and it is, and I'm not deleting it. And it was really. It was just a flippant thought that it's like, you need to remember your podcasting. And if a. If you're gonna say the flippant thought, either elaborate on your thoughts or don't say that so flippantly. Should we just delete this huge body of work that people are so attached to, including us?

[D]

I know, but you know what? It's right. It's almost like. So I don't want to say validating. Validating isn't the word. But, like, what we have been pushing all along, that's like, we're always going to be misunderstood no matter what we say. Like, it's going to happen. Has been even, like, more amplified since having announced that we were stopping the podcast. It's almost like, damn. Like, did you not hear anything that we were gonna say? This morning I woke up to 20 tick tocks. Brooke versus Tana again, legal battle.

[A]

Mind you, we're texting each other about, like, Tory Burch flats yesterday. Like, it will just be till the. By the way. Well, we're gonna get into that. I owe you a serious apology. But to the dawn of time, obviously it's going to be that. But I can admit that I think I played a part in that by just flippantly saying that sentiment. Not elaborating. Any further and then the start of the conversation. And just very quickly, first of all, I want to say because at first I was having anxiety about it, like just all the comments and people being so misunderstood. And then Brooke versus Hannah again. I smoked a little weed and I really thought about it and I was like, I'm having anxiety about a made up scenario. You know what I mean? First and foremost, all of your comments being lawyer up girl is so fucking funny to me.

[D]

Like, so in the end, respectfully, they keep going. Tana wants to leave her with nothing. Like it's damn.

[A]

Which is so fuck. Just first of all, like you could, right? Like in whatever this fake scenario is that these people want to be a part of. If you got lawyered up tomorrow, I wouldn't even feel a type of way because you only are upset that someone's lawyer lawyered up if you have something to hide or you're trying to do something shy Ste. Right? And like, I don't know how else I could make it more clear across the span of this podcast that I want nothing but the best for you. From the I'm like sit on this couch. I've wanted to every part of my career and anything I've wanted nothing but to send the elevator to give you everything to like, is that not clear at this point? That all I've wanted is for the girl to make money and have a place to have show her voice and be funny. I believe in her. Like, let's go on a million tours. Let's like, you know what I mean? Do you really think that in the end of the canceled podcast I'm gonna shiest the bitch on fucking the adsense? And what do you think the adsense is? That I'm gonna sheist you on four grand?

[D]

Like, you know, I mean, that's a lot of grand.

[A]

No. Yes. But do you where. Why would I do that? Like in the very end, that's okay here.

[D]

But let me go on record and say I am. So that is your vlog channel. I would love for you to continue your vlogs. I love to watch your vlogs. I'm not saying you can't have the channel back. I'm saying I'm collecting on the videos.

[A]

That I'm in 100% and that would never.

[D]

And that's also my fault for saying I'm coming for my 30 bucks.

[A]

No, but that's, that's also the thing that I guess people don't know off camera. I mean anything that is canceled podcast two of Us Brooke gets an amount of money of. And I would never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever try to shies you on that dollar. You earn that dollar you like. You know what I mean? That is so wild to me. And there's no part of this that is. But yeah, the channel. That's what I was trying to say. Obviously for years I built the channel to 2 million before canceled. I was uploading on the channel for years of my life and like had videos performing at the same rate that canceled was performing at and like whatever. And I obviously I've seen the Trisha's and the people over the world who like. And I own the channel and I've seen people, you know what I mean, end up then using their channel for a million different podcasts. You know what I mean? Even not Loveline lives on a channel that 19 podcasts were on before that. You know, like it's. I was just kind of thinking about the future of my channel and then. You know what I mean? That's where that conversation started. But obviously we should have had the first full conversation, not just hey, should I delete everything?

[D]

And I'm coming comment down below any lawyers using and it's like I give you mine.

[A]

I'd ra. It's just, you know, I would never ever.

[D]

I'm kidding.

[A]

I'm kidding. I would never do you and I have nothing to even like to hide or to try to shiest. I think that's where it's funny to me. It's like lawyer up against what I would just. I'm giving it to her. I'm giving her everything she's owed.

[D]

You know what I think we should do? I think we should quote, quietly go into some of those episodes and do a little chip chop.

[A]

That is what I should have also said is it's not like I'm trying to delete canceled from ever happening. Like I'll sit down for an interview today and someone will ask me about Tanacon and Jake Paul. Like, I'm so well aware that big things of you can't delete big things of your. Not that I even want to, but do you know what I mean?

[D]

Possible it lives.

[A]

Yes. Like, and. And I'm happy with that. I think that I was more so trying to say there are definitely quiet mom moments of canceled that I would love to like even this. And I'm still naming her in the goddamn second to last episode. Like, but I'm just. There are. There are things that I'm not proud of. But at the Same time. It is a scrapbook. And after further just coming home and not having to hear that double ended dildo video every night. Like, I'm. I don't want to delete it and I don't want to delete you. I don't want to delete us. It's just. It really canceled. Is going to be canceled till the very end. Like, truly, God. Honestly, like, and I was debating even talking about it today because then this leaves room for people to then comment on this and then like. But what I will not do, what I will not do is sit down for the final episode of the canceled podcast addressing something. I owe myself more than that.

[D]

You know, you're so right.

[A]

Like, that the final episode should be just. Just what we want it to be, you know, and nothing more than that. But today's episode is pretty game.

[D]

Okay. In fact, I have some things to address. You have some things to address.

[A]

And then we're gonna play a fun game and reminisce. I think today's episode should be long. Like, I just. Yeah, I am like. And that's the funny thing too. Again, people saw that one clip and they're like, Dana wants it to be over. I'm still exactly what I was crying three episodes prior.

[D]

It's like so crazy because the very next clip on that very same page was all Brooke Schofield hate. She's gonna milk Tana dry. It's exactly the opposite.

[A]

Yeah. I guess there's just. People just see things and want to feel a part of something and tell you to lawyer up.

[D]

But you know what I gathered from all of that is that all these videos with million. There's one. One of the clips that we posted two days ago has like 11 million views of us. Just telling the funny story about like my bikini thing. It's on someone else's page. That's why I'm like, we gotta keep these clips. No, it's on someone else's page. So many. It has like 2 million likes already.

[A]

And someone's cashing out.

[D]

Someone is cashing out.

[A]

You know what?

[D]

Which is honestly like a slay side gig. I might jump into that. I'm not even kidding. Like clipping other people's. I can't believe it's legal. But like, you can really just like clip someone else's podcast. It's a minute long. It's going to do well, obviously.

[A]

Yeah. And make a fudgeing great.

[D]

I'm going to tell my mom to start doing that.

[B]

I think I did.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, my God. Maybe we just have Oscar continue to run the canceled clips TikTok till the dawn of time.

[D]

I think that's.

[A]

See, we're doing it again, though, because this should be happening in a boardroom.

[D]

Oh, right.

[A]

And here the. We are doing it again. Who. Okay, I have something that I want to talk about, but I can't decide how I want to approach it. Okay, sure. I think. I think I want you to go first because I find this to be so funny.

[D]

Okay. So the order of operations have. Have changed since you and I spoke last. Okay. I've uncovered more information, but I've been getting comments on my tick tocks going, body check, body check. And I'm thinking to myself, like, body check. That's when you like.

[A]

You like the tits again.

[D]

Yeah. Well, I thought it was like, oh, you're body checking. Like, what they get, what some of the girls get in trouble for. So I was like, what are you talking about? Like, it's just a video of my face. So I'm like, what is going on? And then I stumble upon or I get tagged in a video where a girl is talking about her experience at the Gracie Abrams concert, okay? And she's like, worst crowd ever. It was awful. Everyone's pushing each other, yada, yada. And then she goes. And when I see that influencer that body checked me in the crowd, she goes, I'm gonna. I'm gonna sue or whatever. She goes, I'm gonna cancel the out of that influencer. Those were her words. She goes, I'm gonna cancel that girl who body checked me, okay?

[A]

The influencer that body checked me. I am going to find out who you are and cancel the fuck out.

[D]

So I'm like, that's weird. She goes. She explains the situation further, and she says she was standing in the crowd just in. I was in ga. Okay, are you gonna be in the pit? I'm gonna be in the pit. I'm standing in the pit. She said she was there taking Instagram photos.

[A]

Who is moshing at Gracie Abrams. Like, that's so funny. Like, let the bodies hit the floor style to like, I love you.

[D]

I'm sorry. No, but so she's. She said she was standing in the crowd and a group of influencers came up and shoved her out of the way to take Instagram photos. Okay? And then everyone's in the comments going, name them. Name them. Say who it is. And she posts a photo going like this. And I'm in the background just so everyone's like, it's Brooke Scofield. Like, she's right behind you. She posts a follow up video and she goes, I figured out who the influencer is. And she's already canceled. Like, people already her. Like, I'm going body checked you. Body checked you. Okay.

[A]

And so I wish also just you are so small. Like, I think that on camera you do not come off. Like, Like I. Like this could send you flying. So the idea of you even body checking someone is very funny to me. Just like you couldn't body check like a gnat. Like, I know you go to aloe and like, I know you're. You got muscles, but like, you are. It'll widdle. Thank you. But so I love. Thank.

[D]

Was it not a compliment?

[A]

I was more just saying, like, factually though, like, you also look great.

[D]

We're gonna talk through the facts. We're gonna talk through all the facts, okay? Because I'm racking my brain. I'm like, what the fuck? And I. I recall a time, but it was more toward the end of the concert where I'm standing. I was. The whole concert, I spent like, pretty far away from people. Because I don't, you know how I am. I like to. I like to do a little move around and I don't like people.

[A]

One time, Brooke and I were seeing Billie Eilish in concert and she literally told me, tana, you're texting is too loud.

[D]

And now. Yeah. That I want to go on record really quick and say that concert etiquette is one of my most important things. Okay. I pay so much attention. I believe there are so many things to do and not to do at a concert. I agree.

[A]

I cannot do that.

[D]

On my not to do list is body check strangers.

[A]

But.

[D]

But I'm standing there toward the end of the concert, I'm just like laughing, whatever. And this girl comes and shoves me out of the way like, like for no reason. It's not like I was in her way at all. Like, she could have walked around me and everybody around me goes, what the? Like, are you okay?

[A]

She just has microbangs. Yeah.

[D]

She might have been in the microbang community. So everyone around, like, noticed. And then I got a comment when I got home, like, of somebody being like, I was there when that girl shoved you. So in my head I'm like, oh, my God, it must be that girl. So I'm thinking, did she.

[A]

Uno reverse. Is uno reversing?

[D]

Well, I don't know if it was that or she genuinely believed that I shoved her and. And came back to shove me back or something. But. Okay, we're getting off track. I'm so sorry.

[A]

I'm sorry, too. I'm adhding.

[D]

So I take it upon myself to go to her Instagram and find the photos of myself in the background of her photos. And I identify the exact moment that this interaction happened. Okay. I had just gotten to the floor. Okay. I'm toward the back. I'm there for Griff. Griff is on stage. She's opening for Gracie. Okay. And I'm standing there and, you know, Gracie is. She has a lot of young girls, so there's a lot of canceled listeners there. Okay. So, you know, taking some pictures. Girls are coming up. I'm so excited to see everyone. I'm talking to everyone, whatever. And that was it. Okay. The concert starts. I go to the opposite end of the thing. I have my amazing time, and I leave. But what I believe happened is maybe the girl, like, somebody, like, pushed past her to get over to us or something. But I'm like, I did not shove you. Okay. Today she goes on to make a part 2. Okay. Mind you, the video is at 1 million views and all the comments are. Brooke Schofield is steamrolling people at the crazy. She's like, I'm going like, I've never pushed anyone in my entire life.

[A]

And I'm a steamrolling, scandalous. So funny. At least, like, even with the unedited thing, like, at least they're getting really funny.

[D]

No, it's. It's. It's really like, it cracked me up at first because I'm like, well, she's.

[A]

Saying, damn, we shouldn't end this podcast.

[D]

I pushed past her to get in front of her, but I. But then she says, I got there late after Griff, so that. That sets the timeline. She was behind me because she got there after me. Why would I ever have to shove past her anyway? Doesn't matter.

[A]

Hold, please.

[D]

I end up.

[A]

One thing about Brooke Schofield, too, is if you accuse her of something that she did not do, she is going to go Venn diagram on your eyes.

[D]

I find an alternate or alternate version of the photo, which is my angle because Sienna happened to be taking a photo of me taking a photo with somebody else, and she happened to be in the background a good solid eight feet away. Okay.

[A]

The circle. Did you do that?

[D]

I circled her and notice. So this is the stage over here. So I'm closer. Why would I ever have to shove past her if I was already here? And you got here late after Grace or Griff went On. Okay. Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. I'm getting off track again.

[A]

No, no, no, no, no. But I'm liking it.

[D]

I'm listening. I'm. I'm reading through these comments. I'm. I'm like, I'm guilty of steamrolling someone at a concert just based on this video alone, okay? And she makes a part two today where she says, I actually, I didn't see Brooke run me over, but my friend said she thinks it was her, so it was her. Basically. She doesn't say my name, but she's like, I know it's. You know, like, she said it was her, so whatever. And I'm going, you didn't see me shove you. And you made a whole video about how I curb stomp and choked you out at the Chrissy Abrams concert. I am in a maxi skirt and ballet flats, okay?

[A]

No, Steamrolling someone in a maxi skirt and ballet flats, too would just be. I would be like, send her away.

[D]

I don't know why I was getting so fired up about it, because it's like, it. It frustrates me. I'm, like, laughing about it and stuff. But, like, you can really make up any interaction ever with somebody, and everyone will block, like, especially me, because it's like, people already don't like me. So they. They read it and they're like, that checks out. Brooke is absolutely laying girls out at the Gracie.

[A]

I had.

[D]

I had a maxi skirt on, and it's important I bring that maxi skirt.

[A]

Up because it was.

[D]

It was so long that I couldn't take two steps without stepping on it and pantsing myself. You think I'm out there moshing and. And fighting people?

[A]

My. Here's my thing. You're truly, in my opinion, like, damn near incapable of steamrolling someone. Like, unless it's, like, height on height. Unless it's, like. Unless it's little on little. I don't. I don't know the girl. I don't know what she looks like. So I don't know. But secondarily, I have attended more concerts with Brooke Schofield than maybe anyone on this planet. And I will say she is the concert etiquette police to a point that sometimes I'm really not into it. But this. That works in your favor in the regard that you are so. You are so adamant about, like, acting.

[D]

A certain way, you know, Like, I don't know. I just. I believe what happened. Like, and this would frustrate me, too, if I'm standing and taking photos in a crowd or something. And people like starting pushing by me, which I assume is what happened, because that's like a bunch of people were coming over there at the time. Then I'd be frustrated too. I'd be like, what the fuck are these people doing? But like, you can't say I personally shoved you if I didn't shove you. Because that's like, you just can't say that.

[A]

And the fact that like you also got knocked into. So there's. There's also a potential reality.

[D]

And I don't want to blame her because I don't. I didn't realize that those were two completely separate.

[A]

And people knock into people.

[D]

Like, well, mind you, we were in the pit at a concert.

[A]

People also knock into people on accident. Like, let's even just say there was a world where you did knock into her. Like to, to frame it as though your intention was to be physical with a stranger versus an accident is also wild. But also like, there's a scenario. Like one of the potential answers of this scenario is that she knocked into you and then went home and made this video. Yeah. Which is even crazier.

[D]

Everything about it made me like just put. Was off putting to me because the first thing that she said is, we're gonna cancel this influencer who body checked me. She didn't know that it was me. She didn't know if it was me. She happened to know that I had to be or happened to be there. She happened to know that I was also canceled. So what a perfect video to make that I personally mowed her like a lawn. Okay. But I don't know, it just frustrates me, you know, she, I commented, I commented back. And I was like, hey, didn't push you over. And I think you know that, but you know, I hope you find the culprit. And she commented back, she was like, no hard feelings. Like, I'm sure we were all just having like something really nice. But it bothers me because it's like, well, you can't unmake that video and I know you're not going to delete that video. So now it doesn't matter because there's already a million people who think that I was body slamming people at the Crazy Aprons.

[A]

There's no solution. You sue her for. You lawyer up and you sewer for slander.

[D]

So stupid. It really, it so does not matter. But I just like, no, that is.

[A]

Like, that would piss me off.

[D]

But it's, you know, I saw Paul Mills or like Devin Lee Carlson. You know, I Saw her. Imagine. I'm like, yeah, I saw Devin Lee Carlson and she threw me into the catering table. And it's just like, oh, I. You know, I have a photo of her, so it must be true.

[A]

Yeah. Which is so. It's just diabolical. I'm gonna mis canceled for this, though. Like, I was thinking about that with this whole with lawyer update that, like, I would have to be on Tick Tock doing that. Like, it is so nice to have a space that we're so familiar and clarifying things into. Like, I know.

[D]

But then even now I'm like, they're gonna come for me.

[A]

Yeah. But then it's clipped and it's clarifying. It's the rabbit hole. You're right.

[D]

Yeah. Even the comments on, like, are like, she needs to be held accountable. She needs to take accountability. And then I'll be like, hey, I didn't do this. And they'll be like, you're so defensive. You must have done it. I'm like.

[A]

Anyway, there's no winning. There really is.

[D]

Especially.

[A]

It's so interesting because it's like I almost. And I look at my analytics so I can like, attest to this, like, on cancelled and on YouTube. Like, the comments here on Canceled and The comments on YouTube, the analytics are. They're a little bit older than the demographic on Tick Tock. And it is just so interesting, the difference. Like, it's. And I get that Tick Tock's more flippant, so people are just quickly commenting their take on more things or feel more. A part of a million things. But it's so wild because arguably, like, the problem isn't really with the people. Like, in the comments on Canceled, it's.

[D]

Like, no, it's a lot more people who see it in passing and stuff. But.

[A]

Yeah. Which does suck for our silent viewers. We love you. We love.

[D]

I know. I just. The bigger picture is like, you guys have to understand that, like, anybody can make up any story at any time.

[A]

And it's someone's life. Like, then this is adding to something they like, you know, it's just like.

[D]

Nobody'S ever gonna see that video where she says, oh, like, my bad. I didn't even see it happen. Like, I don't know who it was. Nobody's ever gonna see that video because why would that video go viral? Yeah, the video where I, you know, steamrolled her. I'm being so dramatic. She says, body checked. But, like, like, where would I get off? Especially, like, you know, I'm. First of all, I'm crying of happiness. Gracie Abrams. I love Gracie Abrams.

[A]

Like, I'm elated.

[D]

I'm floating across the floor.

[A]

Anyone who's body checking someone purposefully to I love you. I'm sorry needs a lobotomy.

[D]

But then it's like, you know, it's a great purposefully.

[A]

That's what I mean. You know, like, people run into people by accident at a concert. That's the other part of this that is frustrating to me where I'm like, damn, I know.

[D]

And then in the video, she's like, anyone, can anyone give me tickets to mgk? I'm like, you can't handle the pit at Gracie Abrams. You can't go see mgk. You are not safe there.

[A]

You know, like, someone. Someone will actually fucking like, oh, the. God, that.

[D]

Yeah, you don't want to see me at an MGK concert. I am mowing people over.

[A]

That's so you should do something funny with that. Like, I'd like, make a whole skit. Like, hire people and like, make a skit about.

[D]

No, I almost posted that video of me, like, so you know how I posted on my. My close friends. Like, yeah. And I said, me after steamrolling a stranger.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

I almost posted that on my real TikTok.

[A]

You should. You honestly should. You honestly should. I would. It's so crazy.

[D]

You can't, like, the harm. Like, you get it. I mean, it happens in on such a larger scale too, where someone can just say something completely untrue with such conviction. And everybody's like, well, duh, we don't like her, so of course she did that.

[A]

I know. I just. I get defensive for you in this one because, like, I know you so well. I feel like I genuinely, like, if I saw a video about something you're doing, I'm able to watch it in full and either be like, she might have done that or she did not do that. I. I would bet my foot. Like, I know you. I know you so well. I know you did not do that. So it is just like, I don't.

[D]

Like when my friends text at concerts, like, at all.

[A]

So if you start clacking your acrylics during ocean eyes, you might get steamrolled.

[D]

Because seriously, why are you texting that hard during ocean eyes? What could you possibly have to say? You guys, I'm not getting.

[A]

We're standing there, everyone's trying to find someone who's there.

[D]

Everyone's tearing up. She's going, I'm going.

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[D]

It was very beautiful. I've seen a lot of it.

[A]

Thank you. And the demeanor of the video, you know, everything that I was going for in that is discussing the lessons that I've personally learned up until this point. I feel like if you had to take away emotions from that video or even just what I thought the public takeaway would be, I'm going to go for, for melancholy, I'm going to go for calm, I'm going to go for learned, like wiser, emphasis on earth where it's still, it's a learning growing process. But this is where I'm at now. And the response to it honestly made me genuinely so happy. I'm so grateful for all of you and just it was so sweet and whatever. In the video, one of the lessons that I discussed that I had personally learned for myself was think about changing your appearance before you do it. I think I spent a lot of my life getting injectables, you know, just I had a supreme brick of cheek filler in my face for so long, my cheek entered the room before I did and now I don't like what it's done to my cheek, you know what I mean? Or like I thought drunk tattoos were so fucking rock and roll. And now I'm lasering off young AF and it's like, damn, so bleaching the hair platinum, you know.

[D]

Sorry, I got triggered.

[A]

What a laser.

[D]

Keep going.

[A]

Yeah, laser. I'm bleaching my hair bald and then I'm bald and then I'm Mr. Clean and it's like, well, maybe you didn't need to be Playboy Bunny fucking platinum for your whole fucking life, right? And this was just one of my personal lessons. And it's not that I'm against facial alteration at all. Like I still get a lip flip now and again. And I also go into just talking about all of that, just like the beauty standard and how I feel about that and how I'm actively trying to unlearn that every day. But it is a work in progress. Like I'm not approaching this from A, a blanket statement thing that I think everyone else needs to hear and B, I'm not approaching it from a place where I am holier than thou and I am anything. Like I, you know, I'm talking about how this is still something I am actively learning, but I just thought I'd share the message and I hope that I help some of my 16, 17 and 18 year old viewers to just. The only thing was just think about it a little more. You know what I mean? And I talked in this video about how this was right at the time it was happening as well, about how Vanna went on Love island, okay. And she comes on Love island. And I am scrolling through my for you page and I am seeing mass amounts of hate to this woman. Okay? And for. And the things that people are saying are overuse of filler. And I'm seeing mass amounts of hates. The end of my sentiment was about how someone who is in her position should be met with more love. Okay. I also do say in the video that I don't know, like, why or how that happened, but maybe some of the factors could have been poor practitioners and. Or poor parenting. And I stand on the fact that if people are giving copious amounts or just. I don't even. Just fillers. I don't know, in general, maybe two people under the age of 18. I do not align with that parenting style. Personally. I don't. I do think that is poor parenting to do that, to let your daughter under 18 make a bunch of decisions to her face all at once. I think about all the things we wanted when we were like 16 and 17 and how those change. It's one thing if maybe, like, it's circumstantial and situational. If maybe all through high school your daughter really is struggling with this one thing or has like very thin lips and wants to add a little or whatever and you want, you know, like, there. There might be exceptions to that rule that, like, But I don't know. I just think, like, letting your daughter go get the King Kylie special isn't a parenting style I personally align with. And I don't think that practitioners should be doing that either. Whatever. I say this. Somebody clips it on tick tock and they clip the first half of what I said, which is all of the things that I just said now. Like, it's. It's not any different. It's me saying, like, it's. I think it might be poor parenting. I think it overfilled. Like, I do, you know, all the things I'm saying all these things. She duets it. She duets the clip. Okay. And now someone comments on my tick tock. And they're like, did you see Vanna's tick tock? And I think she might have deleted it. Okay. I mean, she deleted it. But then she made another tick tock that I just saw. She's duetting it. I comment on the video and there are also comments on her video being like, did you see all of what Tana said? There's also a lot of comments that are her fans and they're being like, I can't believe Tana would say this because the clip is so mean. And then people thinking that I'm coming from a hypocritical place. Like, how is she gonna say that she's had nine different faces. You don't think I'm. Well, the aware that I've had nine different faces and I'll probably have a 10th by next year. Like, I'm not the. I would never come from a hypocritical standpoint. I was coming from a wanting to help people standpoint. And if you see the whole clip, you know that. You know what I mean? So I comment on it again and I'm like, you know, please, please feel free to see all of what I said. Like, this is not all of what I said. And I was coming from a place of love. I said, I hope you saw the rest of what I said. OMG. I DM'd her. And she responds. And she said, that's all. I was tagged in and I was like, what is happening here? And then I was like, okay, you know what? Like, if that's all, if that's all, I was tagged in. Especially I'm thinking about me at 21. Like, I'm duetting the out of that. And I'm seeing me at 21 as well. I don't know her. I'm speaking on me at 21. I'm. I'm farming it, you know, Like I'm clip farming it and I'm responding to just that thing and whatever that, you know.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

A couple hours later and I was doing something. I didn't see her. That's all. I was tagged in. Yet she sends me another DM and she said, I really do feel like you did this with good intention to start, but saying the casting directors have to do this. It's literally you insinuating no one would look the way I looked. And you dropping the overfilled line. It's giving. It's not giving. I'm looking out for you. It's just giving. Flat out mean.

[D]

Wait, what are you talking about? The producers? What did you say about that?

[A]

Okay, so should I respond to the first half of this, then I'll read you the second half of the message? No, because honestly, I made a tick tock in my reacting to Love island series as well, where I was like, damn it. I just feel like I am like Decently versed in the world of casting directors and reality television. I know a decent amount about it and what they do. And they do cast people so that the Internet can say a million things. And there was a part of me that thinks how horrible that because she was getting so much hate, like I was seeing so much fucked up shit. And a part of me is like, why would. If they put her in that position. Yes, exactly. Why? Like, if you thought that this could potentially harm the mental health of a young girl, why maybe cast her truly. And I, and I do just think that that side of the industry is very dark. They don't give a fuck about. And I'm not saying the Love island people in general. I'm saying a lot of casting directors for most reality television, they don't care that these people are getting the hate. They want good television.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

In my opinion. Right. She continues. And the awful parenting line, regardless of what you said after, is too much for my taste. Talk about me in any way. I will get over it. But my family. Question mark. Low blow. Honestly, I've loved growing up watching your videos, but when I heard you made a video talking about me, I was excited but extremely let down as soon as I watched it. And I don't know why the low blow family thing had me like, irate because I'm like, I would never come for someone's family unless they're coming for me. Low blowing and we're fighting like that. I would. No. But like, I, I don't align with that parenting style. If that's what happened. I'm not coming for. There's such a difference in coming for someone's family and saying that. Saying that I don't think that letting children get filler is good parenting style. Now also she, her saying in this message, you dropping the overfilled line, it's not giving. I'm looking out for you. It's giving flat out mean. And so what you said after, it's too much for my taste. So essentially she's insinuating that she like refuses to go watch what I said after.

[D]

I get what you think or do you think she had already watched it at this point?

[A]

No, she hadn't.

[D]

Oh.

[A]

And so I'm like, so you're refusing to even watch it? Like, you just like, okay, then I.

[D]

Would, I would hard post the second half myself.

[A]

So I said when speaking about the casting directors, I was speaking in reference to the mass hate. They were well aware of how the masses would pick apart every single person on that show. When casting them, which is why I often think that side of the industry can be dark. I wasn't attacking your parents as people, Vanna. I don't know the full story. However, if they allowed you under 18, which I don't know if they did, to get multiple fillers, I stand on the fact that I don't personally align with that parenting style. If that's a low blow in your eyes or perception, then so be it. I personally consider other types of remarks to be low blows. Me not aligning with a parenting style was not a low blow in my eyes. If you watch the full context of what I was saying in that clip, I hope you understood and saw the entire message and understood I was coming from a place of wanting nothing but love to be shown to you, including for me. I have had many fillers and faces in my lifetime. It would be hypocritical to come from any other place than love. And if you can't even watch the full clip in context because you're misinterpreting what I said about parenting, then this entire conversation is falling on mute ears. Then she responds and she said just deep dove into the full thing. The video was not what I thought it was first off. And second, I'm sorry on my end for reacting that fast without gathering with all context. There were still a little harsh words in there that of course I didn't want to hear, but that doesn't put you in the wrong. Also, just know I did not start getting it filler at 16. Whoever started that rumor also said my mom was my injector. Also false. As soon as I watched the video, I ripped my video down. There's zero reason that there should be hate on either end of this. Someone made a comment and said this is Vanna in five years and that dead ass made me lock in. Watch the video outside of my perspective and I realized I've been in defense mode for so long.

[D]

Yeah, I really actually like that response a lot.

[A]

Yeah. And I think for 21 such a mature response. But then today she posts 3 days ago what? More than half of our beauty comes from how we treat and talk to others. So maybe my lips are bigger, but so is my heart.

[D]

Well, that could be at anyone if you think. I guess that's true what people are saying about her. I think it was very, very clear. Of course not maybe in the clip but like that you were. You had good intentions and it was like a really like sweet and nice thing that you did. I like I do of course understand like, her defensiveness, especially because, like, I've been on this exact other side of the same exact conversation, like, so recently that it was frustrating sometimes, like, maybe just the matter of factness, because, like, like when my eyelids were a conversation, everyone's going. And like, you know, it's because she hates herself and because, like. And it frustrated me because I'm like, no, I don't. Like, yeah, you know, like, I just. I made this choice and it frustrated me that people were like, saying so matter of fact, like, this is why she did it. So I feel like that's maybe where she. That is really true frustration.

[A]

And I don't want to, like, assume that anyone who is getting filler hates themselves, because that's not the. The truth at all. I just guess I had been in places when I was younger and when I was, like, overusing it where I, like, that's where I was at. And you see that so much too. Like, I feel like 5 out of every 10 girls that I meet in Los Angeles that are getting a lot of filler are also struggling deeply with their self image. You know what I mean? And I was saying it in just a way to, like, look out. And now as someone who wishes that I didn't do that and eventually learn to love myself more and I think things through more, like, you know, know. Yeah, it's just like, she did end up responding. So, like, even me at 21 probably would have tripled down and, like, been such a. And been like. And your parents. You know what I mean? And all of the things. So I think it ended up being good, but I was just like, damn. It also was a reminder to me that, like, as much as I think that as we move out of this chapter that all of those type of things will stop happening. That, like, they won't.

[D]

No, I don't think this is as much of the problem as you think it is, but, yeah, it's a lot of the problem. I will say sometimes, like, the only.

[A]

Way I think that it's not that I'm like, this is the problem. But I guess the only way to achieve true peace would be falling off the face of the Internet. Like, you can really make a video about 27 of your life lessons.

[D]

Just. Well, in my opinion, it's not true. Because sometimes you could just be standing still at a Gracie Abrams concert and all of a sudden you're mowing people over.

[A]

Yeah, it's. It is.

[D]

We're always going to be a problem for a while.

[A]

When I was truly in my like unhinged don't give a era. It didn't. I don't know what it is. It's so funny. I've like gone back and forth, you know, like, where I didn't give a. At all. But now I'll see, like, people like commenting on this thing about the adsense and whatever awareness.

[D]

Like, I think you're a little bit more like in your own body.

[A]

Yeah, that's. That's. I guess. Yeah. I'm like sober and I do. I think it is that I, for the first time maybe ever, I do give a. In people perceiving me as who I am today. You know, Like, I have changed so much from that girl that like, you know what I mean? I think that's what it is. It's when you read a comment that.

[D]

Like, you know is wrong and you want to be defensive, like.

[A]

Yeah. And it. Or hits you where it hurts. Yeah.

[D]

Like something like you've actively tried to work on. Like, I feel that way too.

[A]

I understand why people were confident commenting the things that they were commenting about that clip in the last episode, because I think that it's like I should have, if I was going to say that explained way more where my head was actually at than just literally. Should we delete?

[D]

Like, yeah, we're definitely saying things. But then it's like, at what point is it like, oh my gosh, we watered this down so much, it's not an episode anymore.

[A]

Yeah. But even just the business, I'm smarter, I watch, I'm smarter. I was smart. I'm smart enough to know that I probably should have cut that because it wasn't like the full extra explanation. And the full explanation was, God, honestly, obviously sometimes you struggle with digital footprint, but in the end, I would never delete this giant, amazing chapter of my life. Do I wish swinging in Paris and maybe wine tour and maybe a couple more things just didn't exist? Of course. And would I ever shiest Brooke at all? No. And I think I. I got so defensively upset about that because I've. I've never. I never will shiest you. Like, I never have and I never will. You know what I mean?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

And like the lawyer up thing, which obviously of hilarious now that I've like calmed down about it. But it's just so funny because it's like. And I get that people just want to feel a part of something and like. Or pick sides and love Internet drama and like all those things, but it's like you could have 50 lawyers behind you right now. And my nervous system would be exactly the way it is right now because I have nothing.

[D]

Yeah, there's.

[A]

That I'm trying to do to you that I'm scared of, like, losing. Yeah.

[D]

Well, I think they were saying, like, oh, it's about to get messy. But it's like, hello. I don't know. It's. It's all just.

[A]

No. And we are so, like, when we did come back for the second time, we really, like, made everything very correct, you know, even the first time. Like, I know for a long time it was just canceled with Tan of Mojo on the channel, and it was like, okay. It's like, I'm not gonna have anybody else come in as a co host. That might have been the original idea. But, like, it's canceled with Brooke and Tana. No. And like, contract wise, pay wise, like, just. I would never want to be anything but, like, good to you.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

In that way. Like, I wouldn't be able to sleep at night. You. We were just talking about that in that same episode where I will miss so much looking across from you on stage, having that person who carries and helps you. Like, I'm so well aware of all the things that she has done for me across this and, well, well aware of the things that I've done for her. Like, I am so happy with all of that. I've always wanted nothing more than to see you succeed. I don't know.

[D]

I agree. And I wouldn't sue you even if you did shiest me, but please don't.

[A]

I literally, I could. I just. There's no point. There's nothing to even geist you over. The money is yours. Like, you know what I mean? And just.

[D]

And she's not leaving me with nothing. You guys, I have never spent a canceled dollar in my entire life, and I'm very proud of that. I've never touched that money. I have no access.

[A]

Brooks loaded the. I have it.

[D]

Like, I. I have lived only off of money outside of canceled, and now all that money sits in account somewhere that I won't touch until my kids are 12.

[A]

And I saw my. My Ride or die working shifts at Catch and I said, let's change this, you know, Like, I. Like, I want that for you. I'm so happy. And. But I will say, even though I said, let's change this while I gave you a platform and eventually this became a thing where you were a co host on a podcast that I once. Whatever, you know, thought would be different, I don't think that I could, like, I'M also well aware that the reason you are so successful is because you are so talented. Like, you can't. You can put anyone on a platform. It takes being captivating in a conversationalist and all, and intelligent and funny and all of the things that you are to have made you where you are, you know?

[D]

Thank you.

[A]

And.

[D]

It'S okay.

[A]

I love you.

[D]

I know you're not sheisting me.

[A]

I just. And in the end, over some Adsense dollars, what do y' all think we're making Mr. Beast money over here? No, but I don't know what to do with the channel. Because you can use the channel.

[D]

I would never tell you not to use your channel.

[A]

I. And I know that. That's why I said, if it's like.

[D]

Canceled with Tana Mongeau.

[A]

No, and it. It. I would never try to recreate canceled with anybody else but you. You know, and that's just. That's not what I'm trying to do. If I was trying to recreate canceled, I would just keep doing canceled. Like, that just makes literally no sense. But there is even a part of me that is like, if one day later down the line I wanted to do something else. I don't know how much I want to put it on that channel, because I could just, you know, then people are like, where the is canceled? Like, it's like. You know what I mean? I'm. I. I would want it to be so.

[D]

At all. I would never have. Have a problem with that.

[A]

Like, I.

[D]

Again, it. I came into it. I would never be like, you can't have this anymore. I would. My own. My thing was just like, I'm collecting.

[A]

Every dollar that I earned off of.

[D]

Canceled, so long as it exists. Because it does make money, you know.

[A]

Like, I want royalties 100% and every dollar. Like, there's no. There's no question. There's no question that. Yeah. Where I'm beating a dead horse now. But I just couldn't believe.

[D]

But you know what I've been thinking this entire time since you started talking. Like, literally when we sat down, I. You said footprint. And I'm like, how cute of a name is that for a baby? I don't know what Trish has done for me, but I'm like, footprint. That is so cute.

[A]

That's a cute name for a cat.

[D]

You think Footprint.

[A]

Footprint. No, because that foot. Oh, you've got to just think about foot. But. And then you're calling it, like, footy. I'd be like, anti to footy. Fp. But Trisha has like. You're so right. I just met Aquaman for the first time today and I don't know what it was about. And this is going to fuel the pregnancy. Have a baby. Rumors what I'm about to say, but I want a boy really bad. Like I. I also want girls, but.

[D]

I think I would be a really good boy. Mom.

[A]

I want a boy first. Like, because then he's a protector. And I think I, I just. A boy would prepare me for a girl in the sense that I think a girl will be a lot more emotional for me and just everything I've been through and like, no, I think.

[D]

It'Ll be really healing for you.

[A]

I agree. But also probably very like, how could you do this to a baby girl? Like type of thing. You know, I think will really come up and I have to. I'll 100 when I have kids. I will be ready for all of that. But you know, and just preparing girls for the world is a whole. I'm gonna be so meticulous and protective and all of the. Emotionally I want to be on 10. Like I, you know, not that a boy is not going to be so much work as well. You have to prepare your sons.

[D]

Yeah. Boys are just. You send them out and they're dangerous.

[A]

Yeah, that's exactly. You have to make sure your son is a good person as well. Or hope he's gay. But I. I don't know. I guess I do just want a boy first or like a boy. And even just a boy feels like Moa Mokoa got that. Like, you know. So I don't know what it was about seeing Aquaman today where I was like, I want a baby.

[D]

Oh, I get like. I get it all the time. I'm definitely not like, mentally. I mean, obviously I in no position to have a baby. But I'm so adamant about like, I'm not bringing a life into this world until my head is screwed on as tight as it can be.

[A]

Me too. Me too. I agree with that. 100 just have to. You know what I mean?

[D]

And I'll tell you one thing is my head is loose.

[A]

And it just says, yeah, there's so much more life.

[D]

And I get pissed off though because I see. I saw a video the other day being like, I think Tana's pregnant. I start wanting to like, send hate because I'm like, she leave. She keeps saying not to say that I am.

[A]

I forget what I. Oh, I posted. I. This was at the. We get home from Australia and I'm I'm the sickest I've ever been. Like, I just want to let you know, like, that I haven't been that sick since I was like a little kid or something. Like seven days of just. I forget what it's called. It's going around, but like, is it razor blade throat?

[D]

Like that one just hit the market.

[A]

Oh, I'll. That's my least favorite sickness symptom is sore throat. It's like, take me out right now, like, guillotine. I was so sick for seven days. And that is so. And I think that, like, now it's like, okay, My body just finally knew it could, like, give the out, you know, just like, finally, after all these months, and it's like, okay, just give out. Like. And I. I'm just so. And that's annoying because it's like, you already leave your life for a month, so all the work that I can't do at home, I have to do.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

And like, somebody told us, I think.

[D]

Maybe Emma, she said that it's. It's like a scientifically known fact that, like, people who are go, go, go, go, go, the instant that they have a vacation or a day off, they get like, deathly ill. Because it's like your body literally, like, it. It waits until then, and you. It can sense that you're, like, letting loose.

[A]

Yes. I think that my body just knew.

[D]

Your defense goes down.

[A]

You don't have any more shows. You have a couple days. I got so sick, but then still I am having to move all this work and it's just like, whatever. I post a tick tock. At the height of my illness, I have bought every product you can possibly think of, every inhaler, every steamer. I've taken a full Z pack and it didn't work. That never happens to me. A Z pack knocks my out. I'm so sick. And I'm. I'm literally like, this is like my final. Like, I'm like, I'm posting a video to the Internet, genuinely saying, like, please, like, what help?

[D]

Like, what? What do I do?

[A]

And all my comments are like, this happened to me right back before I was pregnant. And then I'm posting back and I'm like, don't fucking piss me off. Don't fucking piss me off today, Bryn. You know, like, I'm not. Love the name Bryn. I love the name Bryn. I'm not pregnant. I'm not naming a child Brynn. I'm not pregnant. Then all the comments are like, your roots look so good. You should go brunette And I was like, okay, at this point it's gotta be rage. B. I've gotta just. Just lock the phone because I literally. I could be limbless and my comments would be like, next steps are brunette and a baby. Like it's. It is. I don't know.

[D]

You should start limiting words. There's hardly any words left that you can comment on my videos.

[A]

That is so I. But you're protecting your piece. And especially after it's like the body check. It's like, damn. Like you should be monitoring your. Because like what the. Or just. Or just playing into it.

[D]

I think you know, it is tacky to like to fight back with some stranger in the comments. But it's like, like that's so unfair. Like she gets to make a whole video about how I hit.

[A]

No. I think when you get in the million view flooding into your comments territory. Especially with this scenario. Especially this.

[D]

Yeah. She didn't say I gave her a dirty look or something. She said I shoved her.

[A]

Yeah. Like, it's like I. I would be. I would post that me after I mauled someone. Like I would just be playing.

[D]

I'm gonna post it today.

[A]

I want to see.

[D]

I really. I posted it on my Close friends. I was. I never laughed so hard at myself my whole little series last night. Close Friends is my new. It's honestly gonna help me get out of a tick tock hole. I think because I think I feel I needed to feel that release.

[A]

And you get the same. Yeah. Like satisfaction of you know, I want.

[D]

I want to go crazy. But like I don't have to do it to the millions.

[A]

No. Brooks Close Friends have been so they're like 10 part series lately and I've been living for it. I think it's a really good outlet.

[D]

But I was having the literally a ball last night. I was cracking up at myself.

[A]

It. No, it's. That's. That's. There's confetti flying and you're in a maxi skirt and ballet flats and people think that you're out here. Ronda Rousey.

[D]

People are going, I know it was Brooke Scofield. She just gives me those vibes. I'm like, no, I'm giving you steamrollers.

[A]

Steamroll engine rife.

[D]

Oh. I'm like, I've been stabbed. I'm just kidding.

[A]

Bought the Annabelle doll dude house.

[D]

Is he okay? Well, I'm just like. I'm kind of actually like I'm. Is that like worrisome? I think he's gonna.

[A]

It if it were someone. Well, you Know me, I don't even like a Ouija board. I believe in all of that and I believe in welcoming that. I believe that. I believe in spirits. I believe making a joke out of spirits is, you know, a line like, especially with the history of that one. Like, like all of the things that have happened to the other people that have interacted with it or bought it or whatever. There's a whole movie franchise about based on how true that, like, if that was someone in my life that I loved and cared about, I would be like, how do you get out of escrow now?

[D]

I know it's really crazy. I mean, it's. It's kind of like, I don't want to say cool, but I like, I love to see someone with like stupid amounts of money like that do something like so out there. And it's.

[A]

I guess it's like, even Holly Madison will be ghost hunting. And I like, don't.

[B]

That's okay.

[A]

But her energy is also very pure. She's never done anything, anything really like, wrong. Like, I don't. I. If I was Annabelle, a woman might make me a doll. I'd be kind of pissed that Matt Rife bought me. I'd be like, yo, I. I got a big labia. My red labia is. God left the tag on me, Annabelle, I'd be sick.

[B]

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[D]

Do you think NFL has a tag? I don't think it's as out there as everybody thinks. It is though. He is like, he definitely is in the ghost hunting space. He does so much of that and he's. He has for like so many years. So it's like, well, I'm just seeing comments be people being like, what the. Like, how out of left field.

[A]

But it's like, do you think we should be worried? Because, like, do you think if he had like a hat.

[D]

I got a little worried about that Because I was like, what if she's on his team? You know, like, what if they're. They're synced up, then I'm next? Or like, maybe not me.

[A]

There's probably a lot of what army?

[D]

Yeah. Like, I can't. Oh, my God, I can't even take down that girl at the Gracie Abrams concert.

[A]

That is so. It's. Yeah, that's wild. I'm imagining you and all the Washington D.C. girls just suddenly have like a crazy rat.

[D]

No. You know that like, as shameful as it is to admit, like, that's my double ended dildo.

[A]

What?

[D]

Like, that's my thing that I like, wish I could wipe. And like, I feel so ashamed of Matt. Right? Like, that level of pettiness, it makes me like, not. I'm not a Matt Rife apologist all of a sudden. I'm just saying like, that, like, taking.

[A]

It to that extreme though, like, I.

[D]

Think about it often, like, damn, I.

[A]

Get what you're saying.

[D]

Like, not beating the psychotic allegations.

[A]

Like, and you're now the type of person who would maybe potentially just. I would never do that today, act like that. Yeah. So it's like you don't align with that version of yourself. But I think you have to just forever remember how electric, truly electric that crowd in Washington D.C. was. Yeah, it was a fun night.

[D]

I guess I just wit. I don't know, it just like, I.

[A]

Have never seen anything like that. Like thousands just in the shirts and the. The way. Because they. They didn't know that you were gonna bring all the girls out. And like the, The. The seeing that amount of people have the same reaction. Like, people were.

[D]

It was. You know what's so funny is one of them texted me like 30 minutes ago when I was like on my way here. This whole long thing.

[A]

Saying what?

[D]

Just that she's sorry that people are so mean to me. But no, yeah, it was definitely, like, exciting. It's like a funny story to tell later. But like, I do look back on like, certain things and cringe. Like, I cringe at the matrif thing. I even sometimes Clinton or cringe at the Clinton thing, I think I just did too many, like, serious takedowns. Like, just, like, flippantly.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

But, I mean, that's.

[A]

That's what canceled was. And then that's. That's why we do say things. Flippant's the word of the podcast, but that's why we do say things like that, you know, like, oh, should we delete it all? Or, like, whatever. Because you think about those moments. They live forever.

[D]

That's what, like, I don't. Like, is like, you can't undo anything. Damage. That's.

[A]

There's no purpose, and it's there forever. It happened.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

And you gotta hold hands with that Brooke because she led you.

[D]

That's a bad example because, like, he. I think he made, like, $65 million last year. Like, it was not a. It was not a blow to him. Yeah. But.

[A]

But, like, it was a win for the community of women that were cathartic.

[D]

To me at the time because I was really actually like, very upset.

[A]

Yeah. And, like, saying that is wild. You know, God left the tag on.

[D]

Yeah. I don't know. That's another thing. I'm like, maybe I. Maybe that wasn't even. Had nothing to do with me. Am I being crazy? Is this, like, when I was like, clinton wasn't lying?

[A]

No. Yeah. You've been doing that a lot lately. You're going too far. I understand being like, I was too hard.

[D]

A lot of, like.

[A]

Like, guilt. Yeah.

[D]

About things like, Zach sang. I have just, like, a lot of things where I'm like, damn. I really didn't have to take it that far.

[A]

That Vanna thing, what I just said, I'll probably, like, cut up a little bit because it's, like, now we're so well aware of the weight of the platform. You know, in the end, what used.

[D]

To be exciting, it used to be like, yes. Send my army. Yes.

[A]

And, like. And that feeling of, like, being seen and heard, I think, like, it's feeling validated.

[D]

Like, feeling like people are on your team and, like, they understand what you're feeling.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

It's, like, exciting.

[A]

At the time, Canceled was like, the. I don't know. Like, there are definitely other points in my life where I felt, like, seen and heard. Like, even Vidcon Tanacon, like, people rallying for me, like, whatever. But that consistency of coming every week and talking about these crazy things that happened to you, even if it was with our parents or actual just, like, sad things or whatever, and just this community has made us feel so seen and heard. Across it too much. Like, you know what I mean? Like, just like, we are.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

The Saints.

[D]

I want to be heard quite a bit less.

[A]

I'm excited for that. I know. It's like. It is just great. We're beating a dead horse. This is the longest. I know. And you know what?

[D]

I hate that, like, everything leading up to the end of Canceled is just about the end of canceled. Like, who can. Like, what can we say that's not that.

[A]

I know. It's. It's just hard, like, because it's like, you want to provide this beautiful episode, but also, like, I'm sitting here and I'm sitting across from you, and I'm like, damn.

[D]

Like, you know, I know it makes sense.

[A]

Me, really.

[D]

I got, like, absolutely sick in Australia. Like, I didn't think I was gonna be able to make it to the show. I was so. I was weeping.

[A]

My. Was like. Like, because that last show was just. I have literally goosebumps. It was like, oh, my God. It's.

[D]

Well, it just made me sad because, like. Like, I can. You know, you can do another podcast. I can do another podcast, and we probably will, I don't think. I don't anticipate ever doing, like, anything, like, what touring was like, you know.

[A]

And just what it was like, like, it's also mourning all of these versions of yourself, you know, like, how unhinged we were. We will never do anything. Like, the beginning of those canceled tours again. Like, we will never. You know, it was such a special time. Like, and it's like. It's crazy. It's crazy how, like, two things can be so true, you know, it's just, like. Like, how it has to end. And we've stated the reasons why ad nauseam, but also how sad it is. And we've stated the reasons why at nauseam. You, like, you know, it's funny. Even lately, I've been, like, almost, like, having these moments where I'm like, dude, are we sure? Like, are we.

[D]

I know. That's where the. Like, I. I'm comforted. Like, even if it's just to soften the blow for me, I'm like, oh, maybe in five years.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Jonas brothers get back together or two or three.

[A]

Yeah. And we've. I've had iting. And, like, whatever. I agree with that. And it's funny, too, because I'll be texting you or calling you, and, like, we'll have, like, an hour facetime where we're having so much fun, and I'm like, oh, my God. I don't want to end it. But then I have to remember, like, this has nothing to do with us.

[D]

Having huge additional element. It's such. It's the weirdest concept because, like, we could run away to an island and be the best of friends, but, like, there's a brawl between us on. On the Internet at all times.

[A]

Yeah. And it's like. And it's almost weird how it'll get in your head because I'll be having a good conversation with you, and I'm like, oh, my God. I don't want this to end. Nothing. Things ending between, like, us, you know? Yeah.

[D]

I get sad about this, though. Like, like you said, there's elements to it where it's like, it is cathartic. I like to become able to come on here and talk about how will I ever clear up that I did not steamroll that individual.

[A]

Yeah. Like, it's gonna have to be on, like, tick tock. And that's the thing, too, is because I really do not want whatever I do next to be, like, canceled. So then, like, if. Where am I? Am I even going to be the person who was clearing things up?

[D]

Oh, my God, you know what I'm gonna do? And I'm. I'm dead serious about this, by the way. I got a new therapist. I got a new therapist, and she wasn't gonna take me, but she. I got her from. And I think they have the same therapist, and they both, like, kind of deal dealt with, like, the same things I'm going through. So they were like, you have to take her, please. Like, she's gonna die. Got any therapist? And I'm gonna get hypnotized.

[A]

I will get hypnotized with you. And if you want to make it a video as well, we can.

[D]

I. God, you want to exploit me for everything. No, but I'm really serious about that. A lot of people I know have had, like, really good experiences with it. I know somebody who hypnotized themselves into becoming, like, a workout girl, and now she just, like, works out constantly, every day. And she hated working out. She would never go to the gym. I want to be hypnotized to, like, I don't give a what you think.

[A]

That is, so I want to be hypnotized to stop smoking. I would love.

[D]

Yeah, that's what Chelsea did.

[A]

Yeah, I would love nothing more than to get hypnotized. I actually don't want to do it for a video either, because, like, me being under, it's like, I don't want.

[D]

People to Know what exactly? I even want to be hypnotized for, like, that's too much power.

[A]

Yeah. Like, giving that. Exactly.

[D]

I'd have to be like, and I don't want to do this. This, this, this, and this.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Things y' all don't even know I'm doing.

[A]

Yeah. Natalie Holloway got kidnapped in Aruba, not Barbados. And I will never stop spreading misinformation so long as I die. Really?

[D]

What else did we. What else have we done wrong lately?

[A]

Thank you. So funny. In that episode, I go on a whole tangent about how I want to stop spreading misinformation and then say, Natalie Holloway was kidnapped. And maybe that is what I mean, too, in the future. Just a fact checker on site.

[D]

Yeah, that's true.

[A]

They're both chopped.

[D]

But did you manifest for Lionsgate Portal?

[A]

I didn't, but I had, like, a meeting about, like, my book and different things where I was, like, speaking out the things that I want to do, you know? So I guess that kind of counts.

[D]

That's what I did, too. I just talked to myself out loud. I honestly wrote it down on a piece of paper and burnt it. Like, I don't know why I'm acting.

[A]

No. But I think I'm so proud.

[D]

I'm getting really woo woo lately.

[A]

I know. Me too.

[D]

I, like, don't be surprised if I, like, discover God soon.

[A]

God's great. I'm just not buying it.

[D]

No, I'm not. I'm really not.

[A]

Like, are you an atheist?

[D]

I'm not an atheist.

[A]

I'm a agnostic.

[D]

I'm probably, like, agnostic. Although that could be misinformation. I don't even know what that means. I believe that there is something. And I talked to somebody. I just don't know who.

[A]

You know what? Like, my thoughts with God are in the lowest points of my life. I could sit there and convince myself that I was atheist. Like, do you know what I mean? Like, because if you start thinking, like, well, there's no proof, or, why does God do these horrible things? Then if God is so good and, like, if you really, like, start thinking like that, I think that you can, like, convince yourself, but you can also go the opposite way. You know what I mean? That, like, I don't know. And just, like, I think some things have to be a higher power. And for me, I believe.

[D]

Like, I feel like I'm more spiritual than I am religious. I am also not even that spiritual. But, like, there's certain things where I'm like, do you know what happened to Me the other day. So Amanda moved out across the hall, obviously. And I'm heartbroken over it because I'd love to have like somebody who I like a girl that I can always talk to. And so I've been so sad about it. And I had to film a video the other day and I like, I could not find the right lighting. So I ended up in like the weirdest spot. Like, I was standing on the couch to film the video. Like, I. The whole video I had to do standing on the couch. And from the couch I can see her balcony. And I'm not kidding. A raven that had to be 40 pounds landed on her balcony. I live it smack dab in the center of Hollywood. Like, what is a 40 pound rave? It's. It's not £40, but it's massive. I took a video of it is on the balcony and sitting there forever. It's there for like 30 minutes. I'm like, what the does this mean? So I. I looked it up and it's like represents like transformation and major change. And I'm like, Amanda, not only did she just move out of that apartment, but like, I would never be standing here to see this.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

If I didn't like, have to film a video right here. So I felt like I had to see that raven. Yes. And it's like, you know, cancel just ended and there's all these like huge major changes at once. So. So I'm like, I, like, I. I do believe in like, stuff like that.

[A]

I 100 believe in stuff like that. There was this owl that was like following me forever. But you know what's weird is that that same day I saw your story. And then Isabella comes into the group chat, like, of just our house, like, where we really just talk about things like that are happening at the house, like security and different things. And she sends a screen recording of the cameras and there's a giant raven in our lawn eating a mouse. And she's just freaking out.

[D]

He better not be eating mouse.

[A]

Like, right. But like, she's just freaking out. Like, what the is happening? There's mouse carcass. Like, nothing, whatever. But I like, had just seen your story and there's.

[D]

I've never seen a raven before.

[A]

Yeah, like, same, same. And I was like, people were just.

[D]

Sliding up and saying it was a crow, but it was not a crow. It was. I'm not kidding. It was like. It was. It looked like an ostrich. I thought there was an ostrich on Amanda's balcony.

[A]

But how weird is that. That is really.

[D]

That is really weird. I've never heard. Maybe we both got sent to cancel. Canceled as over Raven. That's so Raven.

[A]

That made me want to cry and I have no idea why.

[D]

I don't know. I'm. I'm. I'm not in a mode right now of feeling like, super sad about it. Not that I'm like, I'm trying to be very positive and like, oh, I'm. You know, when I. I got fired from Catch, it was like actually the most devastating thing in my entire life. I was so hysterical and so devastated. And had that not happened, I would not have any of this. I would not have any money. I would not have my life.

[A]

No. 100 you had. That's why you have to close the door so the other opens. It's more than nostalgic. And I keep saying to people, it is not that it's ending. It is like you're breaking up with your boyfriend and then you guys still live together and you're moving out for so long and you're whatever. It's like, usually we just have to keep revisiting the sadness and the melancholy of it, whereas how to just happen that, like, you know what I mean? Like, just sitting here, I get like, nostalgic because it's like, you're across.

[D]

You know what I think we should do? I think like once every two years we should do like a four show, like, major comeback tour.

[A]

So fun. And that's. I'm so excited too, to do things with you at capacities that require less of, like. Because so much of the problem too is like, we. We almost lived like a joint life.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, it's like we were like conjoined twins with dis. Who disagree on everything trying to like, run this. Whereas, like, we can celebrate the fact that we disagree on everything and. And celebrate also all of the nuances of each other that, like, maybe, you know, over time, like, you know what I mean? Like, if you're spending every second together, it's like, oh my God. Like. But like, whereas, like, when you film a video together, you can appreciate it's like things. I'm loving that you're disagreeing with me right now and you're loving that I'm on the floor, you know, like, and.

[D]

That you showed up 45 minutes.

[A]

Yes.

[D]

Like, feel good about that though.

[A]

Yeah. I'm so excited to, like, even back in the day when we would like, cook a random thing at my house and film just like a silly YouTube video to get to do that or Even again, I've always said that this across this but like when we have our own things to have each other on and like get to utilize the beautiful thing about this that is like the content we're able to make and the conversations we're able to have and whatever, but not feel like, oh my God. My job is to show up every week and pretend every, you know, just like, yeah, I'm.

[D]

I can't even say that anymore though. Cuz the amount of times I see.

[A]

People being like, I can't believe they.

[D]

Have the norm to complain about.

[A]

I know. And that's. That's not what we mean at all.

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[C]

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[D]

We fought hand in paw.

[C]

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[A]

For the world's best cat, I ran into a robo dog. Well, first of all, yesterday I walk into an Ordstrom and shopping around and I see a pair of Tory Burch thong sandals. I pick them up and I am so intrigued by them that I look at the price and immediately I have this overwhelming wave of hot rush over me where I'm like, I would be the biggest hypocrite idiot because I think it was on the Patreon. So I don't know if it was actually on the podcast, but like we were rating outfits or talking about something and I was just like not really feeling the Tory Burch sandal and you were like dying on the hill that they were great. So then I was responding about how I still wasn't feeling it. You end it by saying, I just got a pair. So now I had inadvertently like on these new shoes that you had just gotten that you Were excited about without knowing, back and forth and back and forth. And you were just, like, ahead of the wave.

[D]

No, it wasn't that I was ahead. I was, like, just so unbelievably behind that it circled back. I'm not even kidding. Because, like, Tory Burch, like, that was the thing in, like, in high school for me and then into college and, like, in my sorority house, I was not, like, swear to God, like, it was like a thing with, like, at U of A, you steal some. Like, someone steals your bike, so you steal someone else's bike. That was Tory Bur sandals. Like, our sorority house was just, like, a cycle of every pair of Tory Burst sandals.

[A]

And I guess I never had that. So I always looked at it as, like, almost that type of girl, because, like, where I waited, it's very.

[D]

It's like, like, rich mom, Scottsdale vibes.

[A]

Yeah. And, like, where I was from, like, that wasn't like, the, like, street wear was more of the thing at the time that was the thing for you, like, type of thing. But, like, whatever. I walk in and I almost bought a pair of Tory bird sandals, and I was like, I have to formally just, like, brown leather logo, flip flop. They're so cute. But I have to formally apologize to Brooke. Like, I. Because I just. I went in, I was like, I can't even swipe for these until I speak to her about this.

[D]

No, I've done a lot of things like that to you. I think sometimes you're ahead of the wave on certain things, too. And I don't get it until again.

[A]

We both just do that. It is funny. But as I'm shopping, I go over to the skim section. They're having a 50 off sale at Nordstrom right now. You better get your ass there. It's sickening.

[D]

I was there yesterday, but it was the biggest nightmare.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[D]

Sorry. Keep going.

[A]

Well, I'm shopping, and all of a sudden I hear a crowd of people go and, like, like, chatter about something.

[D]

When were you there?

[A]

Yesterday. But I was at the one in Santa Monica. Oh, yeah. And I hear this crowd of people gasping. And then I still don't turn around. And then all of a sudden, behind me, I hear like. Like. Like. Like mechanics moving. Like something mechanical. And I turn around, and I see a robo dog. Dog. Okay, a robo dog. And who was it? J. Rod was just showing us this video of this couple in Hollywood, and they're right behind a couple who's walking an actual dog. It's the craziest Video that J Rod took. Like, I was like, post that on Tick Tock. Like the world that's gonna. You need to show people that it's a couple walking like a golden doodle. And then five feet behind them it's a couple dead ass walking a robot dog. Okay. And this robo dog comes up to me, right up to me. And look at this.

[D]

Wait. I love that. I want to talk to a robo dog.

[A]

Can't. And I feel the same way you feel about empathy for like the postmates robots. And like I know that those are cute.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

It. And I mean Isabella was there with me and she had an opposite reaction to me where she was like, this is so cute. I want one. Makoa and I were horrified. Horrified. Like it's. And it's huge. No, it's knee level. It's knee level. No, I hate that it's knee level. It's making these weird noises and then.

[D]

No, it's going so fast.

[A]

No, it's going so fast. It's. And it's knee level. It's like this.

[D]

That's AI.

[A]

This could take me in a fight. It's getting on its hind legs and it's jumping. I'm scared. Isabella has the whole footage I need to like show you look like a dog. No. And it's so scary. Scared. It's so scary.

[D]

That. That's so unsettling.

[A]

It has a thing on it that says like do not pet. And this guy's walking it around. Pet it. And people are trying. And I'm watching and it's the most black mirror because I'm also watching all these people in Nordstrom crowd and filming and then the owners talking to them. He's in hypebeast clothing, whatever. And the robo dog keeps coming up to us like as we keep like. I keep watching the same thing. Like crowds. He's answering questions, people filming. And then like 10 minutes later it'll come back up to us. Because I was in there forever because of the sale, right?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

And eventually the final time, it comes back up to us again. And now it's done. All of it. The hind legs. I'm horrified of it. Like it. And people are like screaming. Like it's just the most like black mirror, like hysteria thing I've ever seen. So the guy's standing with the dog and he's just like one of those guys, you know, the same guys who have the cyber trucks. Just hell yeah. About it. Like, you know, and I'm like, this might be my only Opportunity to ask, ask these questions. So I'm like, sir, can I ask you a couple questions? And Isabelle is filming. But I'm like, this is not for the vlog. I'm Jen. I'm like, where did you buy this? You know what I mean? Why did you buy this? Like, who, who do you think the main consumer is? What, what is people's like main reaction? Like, because I'm so off put by it that I'm like, well, I want to understand more, you know what I mean? He told me a couple nice sentiments about how it's helping blind people walk. Like some people get that for that. And I'm like, that's an amazing use for that, right? But then he tells me, and mind you also I'm asking this man, I'm like, what, what's people's main reaction to, to this robo dog? He looks me dead in the eyes and he goes, people's main reaction is what the heli.

[D]

He sounds like the guy who gave me mouse.

[A]

And not even just like what he. Him saying that being the problem, but being like, he's right. People's main reaction is probably what the heli. And where the. Are we going societally with what the. And so then he tells me something. This is by far the most off putting thing. He goes, yeah, but it's actually kind of a side hustle for me. And I go, why? And he goes, these data companies pay. These big data conglomerates are paying him money to go walk around heavily populated areas in Los Angeles, have like Nordstrom's and malls and see the public reaction. I look at my, like I can't even handle it. These data companies pay him like pennies, you know what I mean? But like to go walk around and just see how the public reacts to his robot.

[D]

I love it. How do I sign up?

[A]

How the. Okay, cool, great side hustle. Why, where, where are we, where are we headed?

[D]

Someone's gonna get caught for murder or something like that.

[A]

I'm booking a flight. It's gonna be like, oh, but it's.

[D]

That'S recorded on the robo dog.

[A]

That's what I'm, that's literally what I'm saying. And it's so, it's just like, it's so weird that these data companies want that like society reactions to robots. And then I was like, I'm going to Hawaii. You just will never see a robo dog on Maui. And that's why I love Maui so much. I. My escrow finished. I am a Maui homeowner. Oh, my God.

[D]

Congratulations. She got so insane. The fact that you bought an LA home and a Maui home in the same year is amazing.

[A]

Well, I have to sell a lot of hole and you know what I mean? The Maui home, like, it's. There's a lot of reasons why it's. It ended up being a really great investment and stuff and working out, and I was spending too much money on going there, and I don't plan on stopping. I plan on building my life there and. Yeah. You know, but I'm. I can't even believe it. And it's so weird because my escrow is, like, done, and I get the keys soon and all of it's done. But for some reason, even talking about it makes me feel uncomfortable because I, like, don't want to jinx it.

[D]

Yeah, I. I have a history of, like, talking about things before they come true, but if it's finished, it's finished, it's finished.

[A]

I know. I guess I just. It's also very weird, like, obviously, with buying my house here. Like, you. You're touring it a bunch and you're so involved, and then you're moo. I moved from my home to this home. You know what I mean? Like, it was so clear in my head. Like, I bought this house and it's mine. Like, I toured this twice and then had to, like, keep touring it over FaceTime. And, like, I'm in Australia, Australia, doing inspections over FaceTime, hoping they're going well. Like, it's just like. Until I'm, like, sitting in it on the floor with the keys. I feel like it's like. What do you mean?

[D]

That's really. I mean, it's so cool.

[A]

I'm just really excited to, like, start. You know, I. That last trip really did, like, make me realize how much of my life is there. And it's.

[D]

It's gonna be so nice. I feel like you're just gonna be so much happier, especially to just not even have to think about, like, logistics and stuff. When you go, you just go and you go. It's your place.

[A]

Yeah. And I'm just. I'm so excited, too, for that. Like, whatever. To be able to just, like, sit on the floor of that place and talk about what I want and just, like, you know, like, just be a little more free and like, have that life. I can't wait for you to come too. Like, I just.

[D]

Oh, my God. I can't wait either. I haven't been to Hawaii in so long.

[A]

Let's go. Was the last time with Me? Yeah, yeah, with B.B.

[D]

B.B? Our double date.

[A]

Yes, date.

[D]

It was you, McComby and B.B.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[D]

Oh, when I was. I just wanted to tell you quickly. When I was at the. I was at the Grove the other day, and they were having an influencer event for this young Tick Tocker. I think her name is, like, Emery or something. She's 2.5 million on tick Tock. I've you. You would think that Justin Bieber himself was doing a concert at the Grove. Girls were. They were. They slept over. At midnight that night, they started lining up, up. They slept over. It was a line completely around the Grove all the way through. It was the most. What's your last thing I've ever seen? I don't even. I don't know. It was like a company that had done a collab with her. It was a hoodie company. The first 90 people in line got a free hoodie. And so they. They literally spent the night, 12 hours to get a free hoodie. It was the most insane thing I've ever seen. And I'm like, I'm so overwhelmed because I'm like, oh, my God. Like, this is. It was all like. It's just crazy young girls running around and stuff. But I was just so unbelievably humbled when I'm standing in Nordstrom and I figure out that, like, a bunch of these little girls are running around doing. Did you ever do, like, scavenger hunts at the mall?

[A]

No, I did stealing hunts.

[D]

Oh, okay. But we used to do, like, scavenger hunts. Like, similar. Similar to, like, I think that movie Sleepover or something where you would, like. Like, you know, you have to go take a picture on the imac in the Apple Store doing this.

[A]

And, like, so they were cute. I want to do that now. Can we do that?

[D]

Be so fun. But they're running around the Grove and they're. They're objective. They're going. They have to take a photo with an influencer. They have to find an influencer and take a photo with them. They're running around looking everywhere. They look right at me. Keep running. I'm like.

[A]

No.

[D]

I was so devastated. I was like, oh, my gosh. I've. I've officially fallen off.

[A]

No, no, no. Just. They're so young.

[D]

I almost volunteered myself. I'm like, no, seriously, no way. I swear to God. And I was like. I was really making myself known because I was having an insecure day. Okay. After Gracie Abrams gate, I'm literally going.

[A]

Like.

[D]

They'Re like, nothing here that's so funny.

[A]

That's so funny. I want to go to the Grove. Are you so happy to be home?

[D]

Oh, my God. Well, no, to be honest, I'm not. But really, I'm in a weird space right now. The week before my period, the same, like, I'm just going through it a little. My medications are still off. I don't even know if I've talked about that on canceled, but did you guys know that you can have a separate manufacturer for the same exact drug and it can be up to 20 different of a medication? And I found that out the hard way when my two most important medications that literally keep me on planet Earth were both a different color and different shape. The day that I was to leave for Australia, another country where you cannot get medication. Well, the same medications. So I had to just start fresh. New medication, like, new very imperative. Like mood stabilizer antidepressant on a Australian tour. Okay. Oh, my God.

[A]

No, I. I'm still for you so hard because, like, when I opened that pill bottle to blue Adderall, I'm like, well, I didn't.

[D]

I didn't.

[A]

Bye.

[D]

I just assume, you know, it's the same drug, whatever. But I looked into it, and it's like the. Specifically, the two drugs that I was dealing with were like, they. It can vary up to 20, and.

[A]

And if it's varying up to 20 bad, like, you know what I mean? It's one thing if it's 20 better.

[D]

I didn't. I. I had to look into it because I. I was really feeling so bad that I was, like, scared. I was like, oh, my God. Like, I don't know, like, what is. Something's seriously going on. So I looked into it, and the things were like. I was like, could. Can you switch manufacturers for this drug? And they go, absolutely not. Do not do that. And I don't know how it was overlooked by, like, a pharmacist or whatever, but completely different shape. Completely different. Also lamento the, like, important drug, it, like, kills people like you if you stop taking it. One day you start having, like, seizures.

[A]

Forced to take this medicine that's making you feel like I couldn't just go, oh, my God.

[D]

Wellbutrin and Lamictal have crazy withdrawals. So, like, I couldn't even stop. I was like, oh, my God, these are making me crazy, and I cannot stop. It was crazy. So now I'm still adjusting, but now I.

[A]

Are you still on the bad one?

[D]

Yes. Because now, you know, I, like, I don't even know what it does to you if you, like, switch back that quickly.

[A]

I think that, like, I literally. I've gone on tandems about this and big pharma, and it's so wild. Even, like, recently, Meg went to pick up my prescription. I am so heavy on blue versus orange. I think the same thing. It makes me 20% my blue.

[D]

I don't even take them. I have a bottle of.

[A]

Why are there hieroglyphics on this pill? And why does it make me want to color code my pores? Like, I can't. Like, I literally. It would make me want to sit here with the fibers of the rug. It's the most tweaky. And the orange one makes me not have ADHD and makes me productive. And they're the most different drugs ever. She goes to get them for me, she brings them to me. I open the pill bottle, it's blue. I had just discussed with my doctor. He relayed to the pharmacy, like, please, only fill it if it's orange. So Meg's assuming that she's picking up the correct prescription. She brings it to me, I open it, it's blue. That's not on my doctor. That's not on Meg. That's not. Whatever. Like, what the pharmacy was told, they still filled it. You can't make a return. Why can't you? Why can't I go back there? Once it. Once you walk out of the pharmacy, no matter how you feel about it, it's yours. I want to return this like, I'm at Nordstrom fucking Rack. I don't want it.

[D]

After I saw the Tylenol murders, I understand why they're not taking returns, but at the very least, like, replace it with something. But then it's like, oh, now they have all this controlled substance just out on the. Out on the town. It's just. It's hard, but it is.

[A]

So I think different colors should be treated as different drugs. I really do. Because maybe somebody else feels the way I feel about.

[D]

I've been on 300 milligram Wellbutrin since I was 16, 17, and it has been a white. A thick, white pill my entire life. Why is it suddenly red? Yeah, it's never been red. Yeah, nobody's taking red. Wellbutrin?

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

What the hell is this?

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[A]

I don't get it. It pisses me off so bad, genuinely.

[D]

But I'm not, like.

[A]

Because I can't even take it. And then I'm just unmedicated.

[D]

Yeah. It's awful. And it's. It's hard because then you feel like a crackhead being like, give me the orange pills.

[A]

Yes. But it's like, no. Like, I literally need them to function.

[D]

Trust me. Oh, my God.

[A]

And it just. There was once a time where you could buy things from people, and we're no longer in that time as well. You know, you could call somebody up and buy some more. No.

[D]

I used to buy Adderall from a guy who's in prison now, and I used to literally look at him, be like, that's not Adderall. And he'd be like, it pretty much is. I would still take it.

[A]

Like, that's saying, yeah, 100 meth.

[D]

He gave me meth. And I did it.

[A]

Yeah. Pressing it in his. I remember those. And they'd have white space.

[D]

It looked like a.

[A]

It was like.

[D]

It looked like an Adderall, but it was like, bigger.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

And thicker. And like, I remember what you do to that.

[A]

You'd break it and there'd be white specks. There's no white specks in an orange pill that you're buying from the pharmacy.

[D]

But I was so desperate at the time because I couldn't. I didn't have insurance. It's really hard out here for a lot of reasons.

[A]

So many. That is. Is all I have. Wait, should we play our game or.

[D]

No.

[A]

Oh, my God. So you guys, obviously, first of all, we wanted to give you guys a longer episode today. And we will. We saw that. I saw your comments. And we will be dressing in funeral attire. Right. For the last.

[D]

I will. I'm gonna get a black veil.

[A]

Yes, I think. Oh, that's. We should. And like the photos. That's fun. That's. Would you say you already have one?

[D]

I said copycat.

[A]

Oh. But we wanted to make today's episode longer for you. And obviously we did want to come back and make sure the second to last episode was just OG canceled vibes and talk about things and whatever. But we are also reminiscing and we had Devin help us make this very fun game. And Devin, correct me if I'm wrong and you're probably gonna have to walk me through how to do this. I forgot to touch on the fact also that Oscar put short survival kit behind me because I shart here. But I digress.

[D]

I don't even know if that was. Was a shard. I think that was a full blown dollop.

[A]

Yeah, I agree with that. Devin has made a list of quotes that have been said on the canceled podcast and will be left up on the Internet for eternity. And we are going to try to guess who said them. We have an entire list. Jake Shane, Chelsea Handler, Trevor Moran, Sophia Franklin, Camila Araujo, Trisha Paytas, Jelly Roll, Paige Cameron, Bryce Hall, Jeffrey Star, Trevor Wallace, Megan Trainor, Tana Moo or yours.

[D]

In a different order.

[A]

I was reading from the bottom Bunny. Xo Josh Peck, Whitney Cummings, Jojo Seall, Brook Schofield, Ty Collins, Jeff Wittick, Amari Stewart, Hannah Burner, Kayla Malik, Matt Ri Aguir and Leah Kateb. Who are the honorable mentions of who was left off? Lila Gibney or.

[D]

No, Lila's not. Or she's on it.

[A]

I forgot actually out of this.

[D]

Oh, she would have been so good.

[A]

Chris Olson. Chris Olson, Leo Skeppy, Ashley Schwann, Zayn and Heath were on the canceled podcast.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, episode. I remember that actually. My bad.

[D]

I was really excited about it.

[A]

Oh, you were there. Isn't that so funny? Invisible string. Devin worked for them and was there invisible string as. How crazy is that?

[D]

Oh my God. Were you there when we did their podcast? Podcast? When we did their high podcast.

[A]

I should have been. I don't remember you either.

[D]

I was. Well, that's because I wasn't. I was so high that I went completely mute.

[A]

We should get high together soon.

[D]

Sounds good.

[A]

Off camera.

[D]

I think I'm going to work on my brain.

[A]

I guess that's fair. Okay.

[D]

I'm actually upset though, because I thought I was going to nail this game and I've already looked at the first few and I. I have no clue.

[A]

Devin is so kind to have linked this in the description. So if you want to play with your girls, we would love that. I'm trying to find one. I shit my pants so crazy one time because of a taco that I tried from Tana's Tacos. I'm gonna venture to say that's you. Could that be me?

[D]

Am I on here?

[A]

Yes. Because that would have to be you, Amari, or Ty.

[D]

Ari was there too.

[A]

Oh, Ari was there. Okay. I, like, have a. Just a strong feeling this was you. Okay. I'm like, taking this really fucking serious.

[D]

I'm 90% of these. I'm like Whitney Cummings.

[A]

Oh, honorable mention to Tim Dylan too. He's not on here. And we love you, Tim Dylan.

[D]

I'm really making some progress. I hope you're moving quickly.

[A]

Well, don't be rude.

[D]

Okay, I'm done.

[A]

Okay, hold on. I know that when you finished the math times tables, you'd flip your paper.

[D]

So loud and it was like it literally could be heard next door.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Sam.

[A]

I'm ready.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

And mine looks like how I was in school. Like erasing in circles.

[D]

Trying to think how to look at how similar ours. They do look kind of similar. Like the. Like, this is the heavy section. Okay, let's.

[A]

Okay, let's do it. Okay, perfect.

[D]

Oh, we'll see. We had to see it.

[A]

Oh, Devin, thank you so much. That's like fucking. Okay, wait, before you play it, that's like fucking airdropping sex right there. My final answer was Hannah Burner.

[D]

My final answer was Matt Rife. Say this.

[A]

I can't even believe I'm saying this. On cancel. This is like, really? Actually, I can Bible say this is the worst sexual story I've ever told on this podcast. Like, it is just.

[C]

I'm so excited for this.

[A]

So unsleep. No, because I went back and forth. It sounds. It sounds just like him. It's so funny. We've been talking about the double ended dildo. And of course, it's the first episode.

[D]

Look how dark my hair was.

[A]

That is like 10 inches.

[D]

Wait, double ended?

[A]

No. I can't believe I've been talking about that being the whole reason I ever made that comment. This whole podcast. And then it's this clip.

[D]

Why would it ever have to care?

[A]

Guess where it goes. Oh, no. He puts it in my ass. And then I put it in his ass like a scissor. Airdropping sex.

[D]

You guys were human centipeding.

[A]

Like. Like, we like, we're like in a scissors sigil because my legs are like, this is the scissors. Yeah, I'm deleting scissors.

[D]

But, like, you know.

[A]

Also the face app, it going to me, so faceapped in the thumbnail.

[D]

I feel like Trevor didn't even want to be there for that episode too. That was the energy I got the whole time.

[A]

No, we were just so wildly under prepared. Like, we would. We would always do that. Like, hey, want to come be a guest on our podcast? And then they'd show up and we'd like, so what do you want to talk about? It's so funny because when I read this quote, my first. This is like, going against your gut. My gut said that's like airdropping. That's the most Trevor Wallace cadence. Me too.

[D]

But I. I could hear the same thing coming out of Matt R. Mouth.

[A]

I had another quote that superseded, like, I. I thought 100%. It be Trevor Wallace. There's no double quotes in here. I'm really excited to. I like, the other quote to me was more Trevor Wallace. But, like, I wrote it first. I knew it. And who did I put again? Who?

[D]

You put Matt Rice.

[A]

I put Hannah Burner.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

Second quote says, you know what, honey? If you were to be seen with me, I promise it would make your career so much better. I felt like this one, like, could only really be one person based on my list. Huh. It was Jeffree Star.

[A]

It was Trevi Moran. I remember one point for Dana. We will be keeping a score. Yes. Yes. Yeah.

[D]

It just happened.

[C]

Well, I just feel like this would ruin my career.

[D]

Career.

[A]

Yeah. And I literally, mind you, I still have more followers. That's kind of a lot of these.

[C]

But I literally go, you know what, honey? I'm like, if you ever were to.

[D]

Be seen with me, I promise the.

[A]

Honey is what got me because I eventually have to read it again. That's so crazy. Addition to life. I think that it's gonna go under.

[C]

And I'm like, you're literally insane.

[A]

She ate with that. The honey. The honey got me. I could read it in Trevies, but also, like, that might just be Trevis.

[D]

But, like, every time I get one wrong, I'm like, oh, that. That means another that's wrong down the line.

[A]

You know, I didn't even think about that. Who had their period last. I struggled with this one a lot because I think every single person on this list would say it.

[D]

I put Meghan Trainor.

[A]

I put. I had Meghan Trainor written down for a while. My final answer was Ty Collins, simply due to process of elimination. I don't think Ty said it.

[D]

I, like, vaguely remember talking about our periods with Megan Trainer.

[A]

Yeah. And every other female guest we've ever had.

[D]

Yeah, that's true.

[A]

It. It just doesn't feel right to me. I don't care. I don't give a Jojo. See, I should not have a kid tomorrow. No.

[D]

I don't know. She's probably more qualified than you and I.

[C]

Well, I think. I think you're just forced to change when that baby pops out whether you're ready or not.

[A]

That's true.

[C]

So she will have to be ready.

[A]

If that's what I guess.

[C]

So who had that period last?

[D]

That felt too obvious.

[A]

Actually, every straight man thinks this podcast is absolute guaranteed. I need to get mine or I'm knocked up.

[C]

Do you not get periods because birth control.

[A]

I don't take birth control.

[C]

She's just rolling the dice on the edge.

[D]

Did you know that birth control makes you attracted to different types of men? So if you, like, people can be in a relationship for like 10 years, then go off birth control and suddenly they're repulsed by their husband.

[A]

Duh.

[D]

I know. We should have known because Jeff would. I jumped the gun and I'm gonna.

[A]

Fail this test, like, and. Oh my God, I didn't even. But that one. I just. Cuz I was reading it, girly. I was reading it, like, asking the girls and like, it's. It. Duh. It's Jeff Wittick saying that in silence because that's his bit. That. That's all we talk about. And like, this is just reaffirming his bit because we both chose women. All right. Chose Ty. But that's a woman. If you want the girl next door, go next door.

[D]

Who'd you put?

[A]

I chose Leah Katep.

[D]

I put Bunny.

[A]

I. Bunny was my other option. I think it's one or the other, and I think you might be right. All right. I mean, you guys still have to have fun. Just because you guys are role models for little girls doesn't mean that you guys aren't human and doesn't mean that we all have a dark sense of humor and are morbid. You know, like, want to know weird. It. I think that's it, though. That's always kind of been my thing is it's like, listen, I'm not here to be your, like, Betsy Ross, but like, I, you know, be yourself. If you want the girl next door, go next door. You know, like, I don't say that enough. Yeah.

[D]

Catchphrase.

[A]

I think I stole it from somebody. I think it was on a meme. Duh, duh. Bunny said that. I was so back and forth, but I couldn't find one fitting for Leah Kateb. She might actually be the person who doesn't have one. The more I'm gonna thinking about it on this list.

[D]

Funny you say that. Next quote. If a dude is not love bombing me to a certain degree, I'm like this dude. I put Leah Kateb for this one.

[A]

I put.

[D]

I was on that episode.

[A]

Who the did I put?

[D]

I'm wrong because Devin didn't have any sort of reaction.

[A]

I put Sophia Franklin.

[D]

By the way, I'm the.

[A]

And I really, really, like, want to stop doing that. Where was this energy six years ago?

[D]

Where was this energy tonight? Because I'm clenching my no.

[A]

So if I get up and have to go, like bubble over there, just know it's. I did this for you.

[D]

You have a replacement? Yeah.

[A]

Oh my God, I love Brooke Keeps getting a Reddit thread saying that she's like, mean.

[D]

Everyone says I'm too mean to Tana. So now I have this Tana. If I feel like saying something mean, I can talk to this one. Oh, you talk to her? You're not like, hurting?

[A]

Well, sometimes I stop her.

[D]

Yeah, she's so cute. Is what, matching me? No, but I think that's so interesting what you just said about the love bombing. Because if a dude is not love bombing me to a certain degree, I'm like this dude.

[A]

Me too.

[D]

Because I'm like a whole day without talking. What is wrong with you?

[A]

Because if that's the problem here right now, that's scary. Excuse me, Let me.

[D]

Let me rephrase.

[A]

Love bombing.

[D]

It was perfect the way you said it.

[A]

You're like changing your answers right now. Can I just say, Brooke, you shouldn't say that. You should have thought harder because we are just. We're two to one. The face tune in the thumbnails is really killing me. Like, that is like literally. That's so funny. Like, you saw how I looked in the episode. Can I say on record, I think that that is the drunkest I've ever been on the canceled podcast.

[D]

Oh yeah, Cuz we had filmed an episode already. Mm, no. Was it your birthday episode where you're like, I feel like crooked conversation.

[A]

I don't know. Because this night, like, I'm pretty sure I did an eight ball out after this.

[D]

I remember us filming an episode prior and then getting more and more drunk as we were talking to Sophia to where it was like, oh, she's not even hardly speaking.

[A]

No. Like, we were faced for this episode. Like, I don't remember it at all. I remember one flash, and only because I have a photo of it. Like, this might be the drunkest I ever was on the canceled podcast. Okay, next one. Have you ever cremated someone or had to do it?

[D]

Who'd you put?

[A]

Paige Cameron.

[D]

I wanted to put Paige Cameron, but I didn't. I put Josh Peck. I don't know why.

[A]

No, that's not a bad answer. That's not a bad answer.

[D]

Someone that's just like, butt fucking him and death because he had them do.

[A]

His body face down.

[D]

No. Do you want to be buried?

[A]

I don't want to be buried. What? Do you want to be cremated? I just.

[D]

I don't even care what, honestly, as long as you don't put me in a hole.

[A]

I really want my friends to smoke me or snort me. Like a line of me or like, you put me. So I wouldn't mind being cremated. I. Some things you just shouldn't like.

[D]

Yeah, but what do you have to test it for? Fentanyl? Yes. You have to do the testing strips, but it would.

[A]

You should have been told by waterboard that information out of me. Like, don't tell people that.

[D]

Have you ever cremated anyone or had to do it? No.

[A]

Oh, I don't know.

[D]

I had. I just had to do it. My mom passed, and cremating is not. No one prepares you for it. Shows up in a box.

[A]

Aw. I just remember how excited we were for that day.

[D]

I know. We walked across the street to Pink Taco and we were like. Like, oh, my God. We had Whitney Cummings on our.

[A]

And we were so happy. I don't know why that one made me emotional because I. Oh, my God, I'm crying. Oh, this is a really sweet thing to be doing because it does just take you back to the places that you are. And I remember us at that Pink Taco, and that was really sweet. Okay, I'm sobbing. I did not think that was Whitney coming. I had eight other quotes like that one. Like, it's not even like, oh, I knew better. Like, I. Wow, I'm shocked.

[D]

Yeah, same name.

[A]

I love you. Because we had no reason to connect and it just happened. I said Meghan Trainor.

[D]

I said jojo Siwa.

[A]

And then Josh Peck was my second guess, I will say, because I was 50. 50. But I said, Meghan Trainor, you're my favorite guest. You really are. Stop.

[D]

I love you guys so much.

[A]

Like, I just. I love you.

[D]

Because we had no reason, like to connect and it just happened. No, we had a reason. Are you kidding? I saw you posting your cat.

[A]

Cat. We had no reason.

[D]

That's literally how we like. I'm not kidding. I. I think I DM'd you and I was like, I love your cat or something.

[A]

Oh yeah. Oh, that's sweet.

[D]

I still talk to her about her cats every day. She has three fosters right now.

[A]

And I like just. I loved. I remember the feeling like certain episodes we would film and afterwards you have a feeling of just like, God damn. Like, I love this. That was so good. I remember we were like walking Hannah out of the house and we saw.

[D]

Talking to her. Yeah, she's just like, you could talk to her forever.

[A]

You love Hannah Burner. I did not. I didn't think. And that's so Hannah. Like I love you because like, that's so like, like saying that before something funny like that is so her. I'm an idiot.

[D]

I'm. We're never going to get anything right ever again. Cuz like the more that we get wrong, like, you know, you can always go back, but you can't always go forward.

[A]

I put jelly roll.

[D]

I put jelly roll too.

[A]

And told Jay that. And I tell everybody hard times, you know, ofing it up again, you know, like.

[D]

But for right now, it just doesn't serve a purpose in my life.

[C]

I hate to always drop a quote, but my father used to always say, no, I'm loving.

[A]

He's literally like that all the time.

[C]

My father used to always say, you, you can always go back, but you can't always go forward.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And that's like a philosophy in life. Like, you know, if you start walking into the forest, you can always turn around and walk back out of the forest. There might not always be the chance to go forward.

[A]

Yep.

[C]

So if you got a chance to go forward, go forward.

[A]

Damn. I have the same reaction. God damn. I love jelly roll. No one is like him. He's obviously. No one's like him. And that was another one where it was just so. I remember the. That one wasn't. After that we freaked out. But I remember the weeks of anticipation that we were like, oh my God, jelly rolls coming on. And I remember how much like almost praise in our real lives that we received for that episode.

[D]

Really took it seriously. They were like, wow, that's really special that you were able to get them on.

[A]

Yes. And just Bunny, I love you so much, Bunny. And that just. That was such A cool moment and one of my favorite episodes of this podcast. I'm not on all the PR lists like the other girls. I'm on half.

[D]

Okay, I have a quick question for. For everyone in the room. Can I start cheating? Like, because now I know that my.

[A]

Hell no.

[D]

But, like, don't you think, like, now it's like, now you can guess based on, like, what we know?

[A]

Maybe you say what your true guess is now. But.

[D]

But I want to put a star next to it when I get it right this time. This is Jeffree star to me now.

[A]

This was Jeffrey to me always. I'm writing Jeffrey before I know it's Jeffrey, and I'm giving myself a point.

[C]

Serena Williams launched a line in Ulta, a makeup line. None of y' all have tried it or heard of it, have you?

[A]

It's like tennis ball packaging. Like, what?

[C]

It's all hot green. Is it like, tennis?

[A]

Okay.

[D]

She's committed.

[C]

But did you know it existed?

[D]

No.

[C]

Exactly.

[D]

And I feel like.

[C]

But you're a consumer. Even though we get our makeup done, I'm still a consumer, and I do my own makeup all the time still. And I love buying products. I'm not on all the PR lists.

[A]

Like the other girls.

[C]

I'm on half.

[D]

Do you think you just get marked off every time you say something bad about it?

[C]

No, no, no. There's brands that. They love the critiques, and they can handle it. And there's a core. There's core people like ELF and Patrick, TA and people that they're not afraid of the pretend controversy of.

[D]

Oh, whatever.

[C]

They just. They want to know my opinion.

[A]

It's so cool watching all these clips and going back to those moments, I feel like I read that one in Jeff. Like, I'm not like the other girls. Very Jeffrey. Very, very. Like, I caught an iconic thing to say. What a crazy day.

[D]

What a crazy day.

[A]

Okay, so I put.

[D]

I put half a star for that one. I just want you to know that, because I did have my head in the right, right place afterward. But I.

[A]

Who you put originally?

[D]

Sophia Franklin.

[A]

Oh. Sometimes when I'm breaking up with someone, I'm just doing this for all women. Who'd you say this was the last.

[D]

One that I could fill in. And I put you honestly, I just didn't even.

[A]

And.

[D]

But I know you didn't say that. Cuz, like, why would you say that? You never break up with anyone ever.

[A]

Chelsea Handler said that. I will be putting a point for myself. No. Like, to make my first experience with everything my last Experience if it's not positive. God, that's amazing. I don't wanna learn the same lesson over and over again. I'm here to learn all the lessons. So, like, once I get one, like, it's like when you get rid of, like, you know, like, bad relationships in your life, it's like you elevate yourself to a higher set of standards and then there's another level that you can get to and then another level. So, like, I think at life like that, like, let's keep getting higher and let's keep setting the standards higher, because then what you attract is higher, higher. And that's the way to look at life. I feel like I dated the same caliber of person in a different skin suit. Exactly. You know, like a thousand years old. Many of us do. That's very typical. So to break that pattern, to be a cycle breaker is what it's called, is really important, not only for you, but for all the people around you and all the women around you. You know, it's good to. Like, sometimes when I'm breaking up with someone, I'm like, I'm just doing this for all women, you know? Like, this is a new. For any women. Any woman. I'm gonna fucking do it sucks because.

[D]

I knew that she said that, but I had something else that I was so confident that she said.

[A]

It's so cool watching that. It's so funny. Out of all of these, I remember them in, like, certain moments and stuff, but I could paint that from memory. Like, watching it, I can go right back there. Just. That's the best. It's the best day of my life. I can't believe we got her ever. My mental is in hell right now. I need to build it back up. For sure. I guessed Josh Peck. I think it might be Jake Shane. I want to exchange my answers. Well, who did you guess? Yes, that could also be ar.

[D]

I put Trevy. Oh, but now I think. I mean, like, is it me? I don't think I would say in hell.

[A]

I feel like you would say my mental.

[D]

My mental. I would say that. My mental. I would.

[A]

My mental is in hell right now. You'd say, like, my mental health.

[D]

If we were talking about our men mental. I'd be like, oh, my mental.

[A]

Oh, that's fair. Like, does Love island also, like, therapy pack out there? Yeah. What? I don't want theirs. So actually, I'm gonna need eight life coaches and a psych ward. Yeah, I get that. I can't. I can't imagine. I mean, at least damn you did come out of it like. And overall the reception is good, but still, you've got to make sure your mental's right. Being able to handle all that of. Of that.

[D]

No, my mental is in hell right now. I need to. I need to build it back up for sure. Like coming out and.

[A]

And no, I can't. But the thing is, these things that.

[D]

Are helping are my supporters.

[A]

Like, all I was staring at was that sickening dress I wanted. I need it. That doesn't count. Yes. It's funny, the other day I was on Depop and they had. Someone was selling the yellow dress with the photo of her. They were like, Leah could have yellow dress. And I was like, should I buy this dress? That makes sense. That makes sense. Months now. I don't know what I had for her before. Oh, if you want the girl next door, go next door. Let's get to the bottom of this right now. You're definitely Jeff Wittick. Who'd you say?

[D]

Bryce Hall.

[A]

I said Bryce Hall.

[D]

Oh, I like your mullet.

[C]

You like it? See, everyone on Tick Tock hates it though.

[A]

They hate the mullet.

[D]

Who hates your mullet?

[A]

I'm in the mullet vibes for daddy Jeff. Not for Bryce, but still Daddy Jeff. What a different time.

[D]

Are you jealous?

[C]

You guys?

[D]

No.

[C]

You guys are.

[D]

No, we're not. It's okay if you are.

[A]

Hi, Bryce.

[D]

Hi.

[C]

Very definitely here.

[D]

Let's.

[C]

Let's get to the bottom of this right now. You're definitely Jeff Wittek.

[A]

I'm not Jeff Wittek, but I'll be there soon. Really?

[C]

You think he's down?

[A]

I have a hunch.

[D]

I don't think he's down.

[A]

Okay, well, Hardcock said otherwise. Wow. I'm just kidding. What did I say? You said his.

[D]

Hardcock said otherwise.

[A]

Oh my God. It was hard.

[D]

That should have been the quote. That's so crazy. And more crazy is the fact that.

[A]

The thumbnail, like just everything about this.

[D]

Is like, so my outfit, my filler, my hair color, everything.

[A]

Cuz this is one of the like first 10 episodes. Yeah.

[D]

And this also wasn't even the episode that he was like physically on. He like randomly showed up halfway through this episode and just like jumped in and we were going to an afterparty event after this. That's why I was wearing that God awful black and white outfit.

[A]

There is so many things I wish I could tell that girl. There's so much wrong with this. It's so funny too. Like if I could just tell her like, who she'd end up like, and just, like, all the things, like, how.

[D]

So funny. That's how I feel about, like, at that time, I was sobbing, sobbing, sobbing over Joe. Huh? Bless his heart.

[A]

You're engaged.

[D]

They're not best friends, but they're definitely friends. And they're definitely in the same friend group.

[A]

It's like, though, like, watching that feels like watching a up TV show. Like, the Trevor Wallace one and stuff. And like, those feel like an old episode. That is like, who I know is that his hardcock said otherwise. You're gonna say on your podcast. On your. Seriously, on your. On your podcast. And then you're like, oh, my God, why can't I work with Coca Cola? And then you're doing so much Coca Cola, and I just, wow.

[D]

Oh. Bought my dad a car, bought my mom a car, bought myself two cars. I think this is Camila.

[A]

This is Camila.

[D]

Storm.

[A]

Yes.

[D]

I don't like when I get a point. And you also get that same point.

[A]

And then I was like, I'm not the car girl anymore. I was done.

[D]

But just in time for me to get one.

[A]

Yeah, you. You were the final babe.

[D]

At least you got your.

[A]

You are the final car. And now we're. Hey, hey, wait.

[D]

Low key. Bought my dad a car. Bought my mom a car. So you're already the car girl, Lowia. My mom, she's like, you guys are slaying. I just can't get over you walking in here. She says, I'm gonna do a small little giveaway. I'm gonna give away a car. I go, small little giveaway.

[A]

I love that.

[D]

She's gorgeous.

[A]

The foot blur. I love Camila so much more than anything in the world. That's my baby for real. I have a really hard time standing on business, and I'll be in his bed in approximately two weeks. I said, Ari Martin.

[D]

I said, Paige. I don't picture her saying standing on business. For some reason, I do, like, feel like I remember her saying that.

[A]

I think that it's 100, Paige, and you're about to get a point without me.

[D]

I hope.

[A]

If they're taking Molly in, like, a camp. Camp occasional way at 35. Like, okay, but if they're, like, taking Molly all the time at 35, then yes, that's the biggest red flag.

[C]

What is the camp occasional way?

[A]

Like, they have a good job, everything is. Their life is in order. They don't have any addictive tendencies, problems, and then they go to, like, a music festival with their friends and they take Molly.

[D]

Yeah. Or like, they're. They Go to Burning Man.

[A]

Nope, that's always wrong.

[D]

But.

[A]

They take their cyber trucks to Burning Man.

[D]

Oh, no.

[A]

But you know what?

[D]

All this to say. I have a really hard time standing.

[A]

On business, and I'll probably be in his bed in approximately two weeks. Oh, my God. I, like, sometimes I just want to, like, pain you to something. HR violation. I won't.

[D]

Yeah. This episode is very triggering for me. I got in a lot of trouble for this episode. One reason completely valid. The other reason, it, like, really frustrated me. First reason was I said that I didn't know those people. I said, like, you were talking about someone broke up. And I was like, no one knows.

[A]

What you're talking about. Vincent and Sam.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

And you're like, I don't know those people.

[D]

No, I said no one. Because you were like, no one knows those people. I didn't say no one knows them. I said, no one knows what you're talking about. Like, you're talking about videos that whatever.

[A]

But shutting me down.

[D]

It doesn't matter. I should have never said that. But at the end of this episode, I was like, we need to wrap it up. And everyone's like, Brooke is so desperate to get out of there. Like, she's so miserable. Like, what? Blah, blah. But we had a meeting in line for, like, they were. We were, like, an hour later, late. So I was like, we have to go to the meet and greet. But then everyone's like, brooke hates our job.

[A]

No, that's that episode. And we said some. We were talking about Chapel, Roan, Wrong takes. That episode actually did, like. It was, like, bad episode, But I love the episode. Like, just certain things maybe.

[D]

Yeah, I do think this was me. I think I. My. My pants. So crazy one time. Because I would say that. Like, so crazy.

[A]

Who did you put?

[D]

I put me.

[A]

Okay. I think you said it. Mr. Beast has a burger. David Dobrik has that background. Is so sick. And I'm gonna do Tana's tacos, right? And so then I'm. I'm meeting with all these chefs and whatever, and I. I decide that obviously, if I'm gonna have a taco restaurant, it has to be, like, tanified, right? Hot cheetos and everything. Queso in everything. 5,000 calories a fucking item. And it wasn't even just that, like, we were going in and tasting and curating all the fucking food.

[D]

I remember they were bringing it to Weedlake at the time, and we were, like, sitting and, like, trying everything. I shit my pants so crazy one time. So because of a taco that I tried from Tana's Tacos.

[A]

Essentially. That was the thing is it was like, I got to the final steps. Like, we had graphics. We were gonna figure out, like, where the storefronts were. Like, everything was completely ready. I'm tweeting, like, big things coming next fucking week. And after, like, months of back and forth on these tacos, I get to the final product of what I think is the best menu ever, best meal ever, and I bring it to all my friends and. And every single person contracted gerd. Food poisoning galore. It's so funny because I remember thinking that because of how beautiful the background was and just that we were in Hawaii, that this is going to be, like, our biggest performing episode of all time. So I'm like, I'm just going to.

[D]

Be like Drake and Lil Yachty.

[A]

Yes. Literally, I was like, this is going to be like Drake and Lil and so my egotistical ass titles at canceled podcast Hawaii Edition. I don't know why the you think you have it like, that. You're not the Ovon, you're not Joe Rogan, you're not. Whatever. And then it, like, doesn't do that well. And, like, the amount of strife. We were touring locations for days, me and Makoa, like, just fly out Oscar. We flew out Oscar. We went to a Home Depot before to, like, get those chairs for staging. Like, oh, my. All of this. And then it just like. Like, one of the lowest.

[D]

I also had to purchase an additional week in Hawaii to stay there.

[A]

Yes, it. But it is so beautiful. Like, most beautiful background ever. But just like Tana Marie. The only designer thing I bought two months ago, and it was my diesel bag. Who'd you say?

[D]

Kayla Malik.

[A]

Me too. Damn it.

[D]

I know. I'm upset that, like, the ones that.

[A]

Are obvious during we were talking, I think this was off camera before. But, like, you're so smart with your money and you're like. Like, just. I'm so happy that you're, like, reaping the benefits, you know?

[D]

Yeah, no, I'm too scared to, like, I. The only designer thing I've ever bought was, like, two months ago, and it was my, like, Diesel bag. Like, I'm too scared.

[A]

Be careful.

[D]

It's a slippery slope.

[A]

No, but it's good. It's good to treat yourself.

[D]

I was like, I didn't even believe in it. Like, literally six months ago, I was like, that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Like, why would you ever spend money on that? And then something along I don't know what.

[A]

That might have been my influence, honestly. And I'm sorry. I love Kayla Malik so much. You see her new knockers?

[D]

Oh, yeah. She said they were inspired by me, and she's never gotten more hate for anything in her life.

[A]

It's so funny because I forgot I wanted to talk to you about the fact that I got offered a boob job and, like, hear your. Your thoughts on it.

[D]

You don't need a boob job. You have amazing boobs.

[A]

I just. It's free. It's so crazy. I'm not doing it.

[D]

That's not a thing.

[A]

You know, like, when you.

[D]

When you see something's on sale and you're like, oh, it's 200 off of 500 off. And you're like, yes. You buy it. And you're like, oh, I just saved 200. But like, no, you spent $300.

[A]

Yes, 100%. I'm like. And I. And I know that there are past versions of me who would have just done it. I'm not doing it. But it's so crazy. I want big knockers. I've had no education. I got my GED from a guy named Ron in Silver Lake.

[D]

Whitney Cummings.

[A]

I said, it can't be Whitney forever. Wallace. I've decided. I decided that I thought this quote was so Trevor Wallace. And I know it's not, so I'm excited. Like, there's the west. Yeah, like, suburb. This is very American. But, like, it's so crazy because I didn't even let you have. The way we approach education or the nuclear family, like, the way we set up families.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

Live our daily lives. Okay. Is. Has become, like, predominant in most of. Not most of the world, but the United States. United States, Canada, most of Europe. Like, it's just. It looks similar in the way of life. And then there's different civilizations. But at that time, like, of recorded history, like, those were the major civilization civilizations, and they were the ones who were making, like, scientific breakthroughs, governmental breakthroughs, government, basically. Okay, right? And, like, I guess so do I way of ruling thing. Check me, kid actor. I've had no education. I got my GED from a guy named Ron and Silver Lake. Feel free to come after him if you're. But to the Roman Empire. Caesar. That's. I want to actually apologize to Josh Peck, because Josh Peck is that funny. And in my head, I was looking at all the joke ones and thinking comedians, and then I gave Josh Peck the, like, bad mental one A, and it's like, no, Josh Peck. Is that funny? I love you, Josh Pack. I love Josh Pack so much. Even Xanax I can't sleep on from now on.

[D]

I'm just gonna be wrong completely because these are people that have already been said.

[A]

Who'd you guess?

[D]

I said you or. No, I actually said.

[A]

Wait, Whitney, I am pretty sure it's me. You always had really bad insomnia.

[D]

I knew this.

[A]

I know. Anything to fix it.

[C]

I smoke before bed. That's the only thing that gives me, like, a. A chance at getting sleep.

[A]

But no Melatonin, like magnesium Xanax?

[D]

No.

[C]

Even Xanax I can't sleep on.

[A]

No, I know.

[D]

I know that.

[A]

Insomnia for a little bit. And now I'm so up off the Xanax. Like on hinge saying wild.

[C]

I've only taken it a couple of times. I just.

[A]

I don't.

[C]

I don't want to take anything I can possibly get addicted to personality. I can convince myself that I'm reliant on it. Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I mean, I'm already that way. That way with weed for sure. I mean, I. I won't even try to go to bed without weed. If I don't have weed to help me fall asleep, I'm like, I'm.

[D]

So what do you.

[A]

The debrief after this podcast might go down in history as one of the most, like, where a guest leaves and we're like, what the just happened?

[D]

I have never felt stranger because it's like, yeah, it doesn't matter.

[A]

I mean, we've. We've discussed, like, obviously why that's a sentiment.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

And I'm worried about Annabelle.

[D]

Like, honestly, let the guy rest.

[A]

Yeah, that's. Look at that thumbnail. Thumbnail.

[D]

Why did we. And based on that thumbnail alone, he's not in the episode.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Like, what.

[A]

What is this thumbnail? Sincerely. That's so funny. I would have never. I should have given Matt Rifles credit. I was picking him for funny ass. But also, please don't hex me. Amy Winehouse would have died for vapes. I chose Jeff Wittick.

[D]

I chose Trevor Wallace. I remember where I was when Michael Jackson died.

[C]

I do, too.

[A]

So do I. I was like, nine, and I had, like. Did you guys have, like.

[D]

We had to be older than nine, I think.

[A]

We were, like, such a poor television. I remember, like, this big, and it was, like, way too high up, and I was, like, hungry, and no one was feeding me, and I was like, damn, Michael Jackson's dead.

[D]

And now you're doing the thing.

[A]

Yeah. Oh, my God. Michael I would have loved him. He would have liked vapes.

[C]

He would have loved vapes.

[A]

I can't stop saying that lately. Like Amy Winehouse words out of my mouth.

[C]

Amy Winehouse would have died for vapes.

[A]

You know what?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, I love Jake Shane so much.

[D]

More than anything on this planet.

[A]

Oh my God. We should rank these guests in order of who we love most, at least.

[D]

Oh my God. I would do that with full confidence.

[A]

Omg. I'm gonna be doing a just. I'm gonna be Justin Timberlake doing a weird dance move and it's going to go viral. Who do you. You say?

[D]

Who you say?

[A]

I said Trisha Paytas.

[D]

So did I. Okay. Yeah.

[A]

And then touring starts when? Oh, it's not locked in yet.

[D]

Oh man.

[A]

Same for us, honestly. But like after summer. Cuz I don't want to be a. A hot, sweaty gal.

[D]

When's the last time you toured?

[A]

Seven years ago. No, really?

[D]

Oh my God. So this is going to be like really scared.

[A]

Yeah. And then what's. What's the vibe on stage? Like you dance?

[D]

Duh. They try.

[A]

It's gotta be so hard.

[D]

It's so hard.

[B]

Dude, I need to learn how to lip sync immediately.

[A]

I cannot sing. The mod sun piano in the middle is crazy because I have to see it. But are you naturally. Are you naturally a dancer or did that kind of come up?

[D]

My mommy never put me in lessons. I learned like while doing all this stuff.

[A]

So that's also what I'm terrified of.

[B]

Like seven years ago when I toured.

[A]

There wasn't really tick tock, like I.

[B]

Think it was musically.

[D]

And so now I'm like, oh my.

[A]

God, I'm gonna be Justin Timberlake doing.

[B]

A weird dance move and it's gonna go viral.

[A]

That was terrifying. I love them. I love them both so much. And I know that podcast etiquette is an important thing that people leave comments across the podcast, but I just remember us having them on and then there was so much like backlash. Mean ass comments. And it almost like, like, like mean ass comments. And it's like Meghan Trainor, like, it's not like she's like watching young like a. You know what I mean, like podcast and like coming on and trying to hit the etiquette. She just came on for the kiki and I love her like, so it.

[D]

Was like a nice favorite us. We were like, oh my God, I can't believe Meghan Trainor wants to come on her podcast. And then like everyone made her feel.

[A]

Really shitty and they said so many, like Funny things. And it was like. And I remember even in the industry after this episode, so many people, big celebrities, big people would come up to me and be like, I wanted to come on Canceled so bad. And then I saw the comments on the Megan one. Like, I'm scared. Like people like, like that really started that really, like a lot of people were like, are they gonna be mean to me?

[D]

Yeah, they feel bad.

[A]

I put I, I. Ellen Portia wasn't looking. I put Matt Rife. I know it's not Matt Rife now.

[D]

I put Hannah Burner. I think I've said her sex 60 times.

[A]

Why do I think it's like Ty Collins or some now?

[D]

Is it Ari? Is it Imari? Just want to say also, I wasn't there on this list ever. Is anyone that should ever marry or stick with her at all.

[A]

Did I say that?

[D]

Amazing people love them all so much. But none of these are long term, period.

[C]

Also, I'm remembering that I have Rusty.

[D]

So high up on this list because.

[C]

I don't consider him one of your actual exes.

[D]

Carrion.

[A]

The fact that this happened, like I made everyone get blacked out and rank my exes and I look like that. That's true. That's true. They're both people that I just, like, love. Why do I look like that?

[D]

That's probably why they're at the top. Cuz they're not like an actual ex. They're just.

[A]

This is the phase where you would.

[D]

Sometimes just not show up.

[C]

They were like actually dating.

[A]

Like, we canceled in general. I believe that this. She's like Beyonce and I dated Beyonce.

[D]

Beyonce.

[A]

Right. She's like, I fucked Ellen. Portia wasn't looking. It doesn't matter. Then he'll always be the funniest in slime. Holy shit. Who's your name?

[D]

Tyler. So then we have Tyler.

[A]

I can't believe I actually made them rank everyone I've ever dated. And like, be blackout. I look like I'm going to die. I look like I already died. And that's like my rigor mortis on the podcast.

[D]

I feel like looks stunning.

[A]

Just don't even do it at all. This. This was like, I can't believe I look like that on the podcast. That's crazy. That's like Amari's hilarious.

[D]

This one feels really obvious to me.

[A]

Really?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

I said, this is my JoJo.

[D]

This might be where I get your thing. No, you have to use context clues because why would Jojo Siwa be telling you that you're the richest? She's $100 million? It was, Ari. I'm really confident about it.

[A]

Oh, it was.

[D]

Did you get fulls siiz candy bars?

[C]

Like, sometimes we would go trick or treating some houses where I didn't live.

[A]

In a neighborhood where that was even. I don't think that existed. And your parents were divorced, so where would you spend most of, like, your holidays? Or, like, where would you trick or treat at least, like, split in half every year. Like, was there a financial difference between mom and dad? Yeah, like, so can kiss. Like, which was which? My dad.

[D]

Who's richer?

[A]

Going with your mom, it was like, more normal, huh? Yeah. And then going with your dad, it was like, a little more. Yeah, yeah.

[C]

But not like, I was like, it's so.

[A]

Cuz our friend group is made up of so many, like, classes. Like, we all, like, now we all live in LA and we're grateful to have found, like, jobs and life here. But we all grew up in such different classes. We all grew up so differently.

[C]

And now you're the richest, so shut up the up.

[D]

He ate me up.

[A]

The thumbnail once again, is so funny. I look gorgeous. That woman is nowhere to be seen.

[D]

Favorite photo of you that's ever existed. Oh, that baby photo of me.

[A]

Oh, I wish I still had it. Can we. Was this the same day as pink Himalayan salt gate? Like, did we not film with Lila and Stassy?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

And then Ty and Ari. We were filming, weirdly, for 11 and a half hours.

[D]

And we started the episode over, I think, as us four.

[A]

And it started the most insane dramageddon within our circle.

[D]

Where did we get off thinking we could sit down with seven people and.

[A]

Have a podcast and like, you got shitfaced on podcast. One scrapped it, and then started the second one.

[D]

Why did that. So that. So is your mom poor?

[A]

What the fuck?

[D]

And he's going, it was fine, but one of them was way better.

[A]

And it's so funny because at this time too, I'd be like. I'd be talking about how other people were performing, right? I'd be like, oh, yeah. Like. Like I. Like maybe Ty was like, kind of quiet on that one. It's like you have no room to have any opinion about how anyone else acted across this podcast when that's you. Holy. That might be drunk. That's like, top. No, but like, like that.

[D]

I feel like. What'd you say? That I used to have the time of my life on Reddit at this time, because I used to get in there and it was just like, I was like, haha.

[A]

Like, tana's gonna die?

[D]

No, it was like, yeah. Everyone just being like this was insane.

[A]

Yeah, I put Amari for this.

[D]

I put Amari too.

[A]

I know what you look like when you're trying to a. I feel like that's something Amari would say to me in reference to me lezzing out.

[D]

I said that too.

[A]

Trouble. Ari looked at me and thought I was going to murder someone. My jaw dropped to the floor. This was what I met with filler. Like, for me to the. Like, I spent the next hour with Josie where she was like, I see why you're mad, but you need a fucking. Like, it's gonna be okay. I'm like, no, never.

[D]

Trust me, baby. After what just happened to me, I know that the. The like, literal just, like, rage.

[A]

And it's like, I know your me eyes, bro. I know. I know what the. Like, I know what the you look like when you're trying to a right? And so I'm just furious. And then Chris, bless his heart, I love him to death. I will forgive him for this. We all. We. You know, everybody makes mistakes. I've definitely.

[D]

I've definitely done some wrong. But, I mean, we need to play that part.

[A]

She's a great friend to me. Like, I would do that to any of my friends. Like, Diablo, bro, you are never gonna grab Diablo's fucking hand and kiss it with fuck me eyes. You're blatantly fucking lying like that. You're trying to defend yourself. And then he's like. He's like, we spent the whole night with Bryce. You fucked him. I'm like, but am I kissing Bryce? Oh, my. And I'm just saying all of this, you're.

[D]

But what's funny?

[A]

The thumbnail, too, is so funny because.

[D]

It looks like, like, innocent. There's so many things that are funny about this. Like. Like, oh, my God. But first of all, you going, can we play that little part back, please? I'm begging. Rage.

[A]

And it's like, I know your me eyes, bro. I know.

[D]

I know what the.

[A]

Too well, like, I know what the you look like when you're trying to a right? And so I'm just furious. And then Chris, bless his heart, I love him to death. I will forgive him for this. You know, everybody makes mistakes.

[D]

I've definitely done some.

[A]

You're lying.

[D]

But I.

[A]

Okay, okay.

[D]

It's giving that clip of bad baby where she's like, well, I'm supposed to break up my family just because he beat me up.

[A]

I love that the title is one of Us is rupeed. Because it's like, Jenna, you are currently Ruby. You yourself. Who. What was I talking about? I think, like, am I talking about.

[D]

Chris hook up with some other girl in front of you? Mind you, you are actively dating him at this time and you told the audience, don't worry, I'm not mad about this anymore.

[A]

While I'm telling this story.

[C]

He kissed a girl's hand, I think, at a party.

[A]

And that sent you overboard.

[D]

It's so good.

[A]

Mind you, he kissed a girl's hand at a party and that sent me a clearly overboard. And it's like, you. I don't even want to say the things I was doing.

[D]

The version of my face that I was on at this time. I can't believe anybody has any nerve to tell me I'm overfilled and overdone at this point in my life when I. When that version of me exists.

[A]

We should do more of this because episode one through 20 is like, to be like, show it. Show this to historians.

[D]

Like, this is going to be in a documentary somewhere.

[A]

No. 100%. It's like, this is insane. And like, just you, Bryce. And I'm just like, oh. Like. It's like you're like, yes.

[D]

So what if I him. I fucked him.

[A]

And it's like so Hefner. Like Santa Tana.

[D]

Like, everybody makes this day. I love this version of teeth you were on, too. I don't even remember those.

[A]

I know, I know.

[D]

My hair color, too. Everything wrong. Everything wrong.

[A]

Tell me the that's going on in your relationship so that I don't want one. I said Whitney Cummings. It's not.

[D]

I said Jake Shane, and it's not.

[A]

I got it all.

[D]

I'm searching dog.

[A]

I got a map. I got it all. I know, I know.

[D]

It's just. It's like, it's hard.

[A]

But you're gonna find the most amazing person.

[D]

I am the hard amaz single friend right now.

[A]

Really?

[D]

Every single one of my people is in a relationship. Every single one of them.

[A]

Oh, my.

[D]

And I would make it everybody's problem. I would make everybody miserable.

[A]

Oh, my God. Like your happiness. I try to.

[D]

No, I just make them tell me the bad. Like I am. Everybody's confiding, like, tell me the that's going on in your relationships that way. I don't want one.

[A]

Wow. That's. Honestly, it works.

[D]

It does help. Like, I don't want what you have.

[A]

Yeah. Someone's like, oh, my God, we're so cute. We just went on a date. I'm like, what's your last five fight about?

[D]

Yep. I literally straight up asked my brother. I'm like, what do you and your girlfriend fight about?

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

I asked my best friend. I'm like, what do you guys like? What's stressing you out right now?

[A]

That's. I'm gonna start doing that. That's an amazing way to know. It helps. Yeah. I have so much to say.

[D]

Honestly, I love JoJo Siwas.

[A]

Yeah. First of all, duh. Like, she deserves all the grace in the world for everything because she has lived such a crazy life in the fact that she is still, like, standing and prevailing and all of those things. I just want to always try to give her grace. Like, I was hearing something about her mom, like, bleaching her hair when she was, like, four.

[D]

Yeah. No, it's like, that's a whole thing. You know? What I'm obsessed with is her new line, I can't rule my R's or. But I can't say my arms, but I can buy a wolf's voice.

[A]

It's insane. I. My favorite thing about this day is that jojo Siwa filmed her iconic video covering Trader until she turns red in my driveway waiting for us to film this podcast secondarily. It's so funny. I just remember, like, the stress of, like, I love that I never got as blacked out with gas. Like, if I had to look back at, like, the 10 I just saw blacked out. Well, like, it. Other than Sophia Franklin, she got the worst of me. I put Jake Shane for this because I felt like it was very Jake Shane. Honestly, I don't care either way. You know what? I do care. I say I don't, but it.

[D]

Sorry. My lines. I think it could potentially be. No, it wasn't me.

[A]

It might be Ty Collins, now that I think about it.

[D]

Oh, I did put Ty Collins.

[A]

Oh, my God. Random.

[D]

Duh.

[A]

Hopefully this one is just as viewed.

[D]

I know.

[A]

Hopefully.

[D]

I mean, I do. I.

[A]

You know, I do care.

[D]

I say I don't care, but I'm.

[A]

Like, even Joey not asking me on.

[D]

A thought it was a mouse.

[A]

What do think you. Oh, my God.

[D]

What do you mean you thought that was a mouse?

[A]

Holy.

[D]

That's the biggest mouse I've ever. That was the best clip ever. That's so scary.

[A]

We've had mouses in some houses. I forgot about the mouse clip. Like, that was one of our favorite moments of Canceled of all time. The delay.

[D]

Everything was so good.

[A]

This was also one of my favorite episodes of all time. Just dressing up and in like the beginning, like just like, like oh my God, when we were going on just Trish and like having her on and like all just like, how cute. I also should probably dye my hair that color.

[D]

I love her hair, Harrison.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Wow.

[A]

So the final score, I think we're tied. Wait one nine to seven. But that's you.

[D]

My score, you weirdo.

[A]

Yeah, of course I did. What do you mean?

[D]

You're so weird.

[A]

That's that like, because I. I try like with everything in me and I. I'm. I'm bad about this in general with like MTV everything. Re watching things. Like I've. I've never seen those one through 15. I never have.

[D]

And I would be so mortified. I would have to take like 11 gabapentin.

[A]

But now knowing that I was just on the podcast naming my bodies, like forgiving my ex in real time while airing him out for like. There's a part of me that thinks that like at some point we may have to go watch those for a reaction of some sort. And it is just wild. The growth. The growth and change is so wild.

[D]

I'm so happy.

[A]

Cuz even like jelly roll to now feels like 10 different lives, let alone like. Yeah.

[D]

I measure a lot of it in like the houses that you lived in earlier.

[A]

Yeah, just eras so fun. Crazy. That was really, really fun. Devin. Thank you for making that for us. Like that was just like cool. A really cool.

[D]

It's so cool you. Do you ever think about like when we started canceled, you lived at David Dobrik's house.

[A]

I was thinking about this the other day. That is so. Because I found this art piece of his face in my storage unit and I was like, I loved this person so much at one point in my life that like they like gave me this and I was like, this is funny to put him out. Like it'd be like putting a funny like painting of you. You know what I mean? Like how wild and ever living there and all of that. That's so funny. That was such a weird time because I really was just playing David Dobrik simulator. I like bought Kylo Carr and vlogged it in the house. It's like, are you gonna chop your hair brown and giggle with the camera too? Like I was.

[D]

That's. It's just so interesting to think about that era. Like I remember coming over to your house before we filmed the episode and like watching you get ready and Hunter was there and then we all went to film the episode together. Then after the fact, we went To El Paso. And we called the paparazzi. And.

[A]

And I'm wearing there. We have.

[D]

We each have a rose in our hand and there's like, paparazzi pictures of us. Like, I'm pretty sure we have our masks on. I can't remember if Covid was going on or something. And we had just started a podcast. We sat down, we celebrated. We were like, you guys, we have.

[A]

A podcast that is so crazy to think about.

[D]

And that was when me and Hunter were like, wait, are we on this podcast? Because we were like, why are you saying that? And then we were. Because we didn't know. We thought it was.

[A]

I don't think I knew. I think I was just, like, rolling with it. It's so crazy. It really. It all goes back to the scrapbook thing. But just like, there will never be a time, I think, in our lives of such drastic change documented at length, like, sitting down every week for an hour. Like. Like that. The episode. That episode that we just watched. Like, who the are those people? Like, I'm sure that when we're like, like 32, we're not gonna look back at this and we'll probably be like, wow, I've changed so much. I wish I could tell that girl.

[D]

I hope I look back and I'm like, ew, look how much you cared about what other people thought. I hope I'm like, ew, look at how much you're talking about the comments.

[B]

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[A]

100%. Things like that. But just like, like, Brooke, like, it's not clocking too. Those are completely different people.

[D]

I know, but it's like, it's actually so dark. Like the fact that, like, that filled up girl used to go home and like, cry over, like a guy who's literally, oh, my God. It's just crazy.

[A]

That was. It's so funny. Like, just all the times in my life that I needed to be humbled because I even, like, remember just like filming those Episodes one through ten. And, like, almost. I would take it, like, seriously. I'd be like, this is our very big, well established. Like, in my head, I was like, yes. Like, I. We need to get Oprah on. You know what I mean? Like, just like, I. Like. And looking back, it's like, that's the Sucking Gluck show. And that's like, I would be upset if people would treat me as such.

[D]

Mind you, in those videos, that was one in every four times you even showed up to the job.

[A]

Yes. Like, which is crazy.

[D]

On Wednesdays at 3pm we would sit down and she would just not come.

[A]

Like, I. And that's the thing where it's like, when people want to say contrarian. It's like, I needed so much of that for so long. You know what I mean? Like, I can't thank you enough for how much you. Because arguably, yes, it was an upgrade from Catch, you know, like, financially and, like, fame and, like, the things that you could do, I guess. But also, what a downgrade. Like, the fact that you didn't walk away. And I know that you were much crazier, too. So, like, like, our energies matched more.

[D]

No, it was never like a. No, but you should have dark times.

[A]

Good God. And then even just the whole Wyndham era, like, Wyndham. View.

[D]

View. You live downstairs. That's actually where you lived when I came to wake you up. I remember that vividly because I remember going upstairs and Mars up. There I go. I'm so done.

[A]

Which is just.

[D]

I'm never doing that.

[A]

And it is very crazy. Like. Yeah. There's just so many things. I just can't even. I can't believe how much you and I have been through. And, like, we still sit here and we're excited for the future and we love each other. And, like, that's just nutty. It really is.

[D]

Five years. Four years at least. How many years have we had canceled? I believe it.

[A]

Like, but so, like, four.

[D]

Like, the first 15 episodes.

[A]

Did we.

[D]

You did.

[A]

Because of. Yeah. Hunter. That's so funny. I would love to see the Lost archives. Wait, so the first ever episode online is probably gone. Is not the first ever episode?

[D]

No. That's probably so good.

[A]

That is so funny that the first ever episode online today is with E. Cat 9. Like, not, like. Because Hunter ended up moving into, like, much more professional things. And clearly looking at the state of what we were talking about, that's the last, like.

[D]

I mean, I was gonna say that's the last thing I would want to be Involved in. Yeah, like, check it out. I'm still here.

[A]

No, but like, I'm even just looking.

[D]

At the viewfinder right now and I'm like, how did that get turn into this? You know? Yeah, like, I have a pencil in.

[A]

My hand falling down and getting back up, up so many times. 100. But that is so funny. And I remember even Hunter, years later, this was like we were probably in our Marianne Couch era. Him being like, hey, can you please remove those first eight episodes? Like, I'm working in essentially corporate America now. You know what I mean? I have a much more professional job. Still creative, but you know, and me being like, and why are you ashamed of these? And then seeing 10 seconds of that episode, I'm like, I'm ashamed of these. And it all had to happen, but just. God damn. Damn, that was crazy. I think that we are. The second to last ever episode of the canceled podcast is coming to a close.

[D]

I know. What are we gonna do for our final episode? Should we like, call all our exes and stuff? I'm just kidding. Should we really?

[A]

Should we talk to all the people.

[D]

Who are also in the ground?

[A]

You kind of have a point. And maybe we make it really long and like, we wear our funeral attire and we have lots of different things like that that we do. How funny would it be if we just regressed to the absolute max? I'm faced. You're with Clinton. Chris is there like all the things like that'd be. It's so funny.

[D]

Chris could slay the. Slay it. He would be a good guest.

[A]

He really would be. And I love, love Chris to death, obviously, but wow. I don't know how I'm gonna be or feel or what that last episode is gonna be, but I just can't stay after tomorrow. Oh, yeah. Oh, we got. I think maybe we do have some call ins and I think maybe we.

[D]

Get some final questions answered. Like. Like, we need to put some things to rest.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

Like.

[A]

I don't know what we got. With a bang. We just expose the. Out of everyone and everything.

[D]

Okay, last episode. Like, what? What do you want to know truly?

[A]

Oh, that's really smart. Should I make a tik tok right now? We should make a tik tok right now. Yeah, but you guys. Oh, we love you so much and thank you for tuning in to the second to last ever canceled podcast. And good God, if you started on those beginning episodes and you are still here and you witness this, this with us in real time. Holy. You deserve financial compensation. But also, thank you, and we love you. Yay. Bye.