Episode Summary: Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield – Episode 98: TANA’S EX CALLS INTO THE PODCAST
Introduction
In Episode 98 of Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield, the hosts delve into a mix of personal anecdotes, relationship drama, and candid discussions about fame and media scrutiny. The episode is highlighted by an unexpected call from Tana’s ex, leading to revelations and humorous confrontations. Throughout the episode, Tana and Brooke, alongside their co-hosts Amari Stewart and Jordan Morona, navigate through various topics with their signature unfiltered humor.
1. Tana’s Ex Calls In: The Disney Misunderstanding
Timestamp: 02:45 – 10:34
The episode kicks off with Brooke taking an unexpected turn by addressing a past relationship of Tana’s. Brooke reveals that Tana was once involved with a man Brooke believes was atypical for Tana’s usual type. The relationship quickly became serious, with discussions of planning a wedding. However, during a drunken conversation, Brooke mistakenly informs that Tana’s ex “owns Disney,” leading to years of playful teasing.
- Brooke Schofield [03:05]: “I just want to say, I still think you're a great guy. We are still, like, great friends.”
Amari clarifies the misunderstanding, stating that while Tana’s ex doesn’t own Disney, his father was a high-ranking lawyer there. This revelation validates Brooke’s teasing over the past year.
- Amari Stewart [07:01]: “He’s a big part of Disney. I almost get where she was coming from.”
To address the confusion, Brooke contacts Tana’s ex’s engineer live on the podcast. The engineer confirms his past role at Disney, dispelling the myth of ownership.
- Tana's Engineer [09:35]: “My dad was EVP Disney for like, three years of TV.”
Notable Quote:
- Brooke Schofield [09:51]: “I have the best news. Is, in fact, affiliated with Disney.”
This segment not only clarifies the misinformation but also showcases the hosts’ dynamic chemistry and ability to handle unexpected situations with humor.
2. The Soft Dick Pic Conversation
Timestamp: 11:07 – 15:00
Brooke and Amari engage in a candid discussion about receiving soft explicit images from partners. They explore the dynamics and preferences surrounding digital intimacy.
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Amari Stewart [11:07]: “There are chimps out there that are completely smarter than us.”
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Brooke Schofield [12:15]: “I don't think I've ever received a soft dick pic in my entire life.”
Amari shares her openness to soft pics, emphasizing the vulnerability and confidence required to send them.
- Amari Stewart [12:20]: “It feels like I'm in the room with it.”
Brooke admits her lack of experience with soft pics, prompting an exchange about relationship expectations and personal preferences.
Notable Quote:
- Amari Stewart [13:13]: “This is the reason you want people, not so much that you want to do it, but to know that they'll let you do it.”
This segment highlights the hosts’ willingness to discuss intimate topics openly, fostering a relatable and honest conversation for listeners.
3. Meeting Fans and Early Tour Memories
Timestamp: 17:44 – 25:05
Brooke reminisces about her early days on tour, sharing stories about performing storytime segments to young audiences and dealing with unexpected interruptions from parents.
- Brooke Schofield [47:04]: “At this time, too, I think I was a lot more vulgar. Like, obviously, just because I hadn't been raised yet.”
She recounts an incident in Freehold, New Jersey, where a mother confronted her about inappropriate content during a show, leading to police involvement. Despite the chaos, Brooke describes these experiences as formative moments that shaped her stage presence.
Notable Quote:
- Brooke Schofield [47:46]: “They deserve financial compensation. Like, that’s all I know. It’s just like fucking nuts.”
Amari and Tana add their perspectives, discussing the challenges of growing a fan base while maintaining personal boundaries and dealing with public scrutiny.
4. Anna Delvey on Dancing with the Stars
Timestamp: 30:35 – 38:28
The hosts shift focus to reality TV drama, specifically Anna Delvey’s stint on Dancing with the Stars. They critique her performance and discuss the implications of her elimination.
- Amari Stewart [19:16]: “I don’t fuck with it because it was funny in the beginning, but it's also like, you ungrateful bitch.”
Tana expresses admiration for chaotic, unfiltered personalities on the show, viewing them as genuine and entertaining.
- Tana Mongeau [19:16]: “I love a bitch with zero media training. Like, it’s so funny to watch them just be so chaotic.”
The conversation explores themes of authenticity versus performance in reality TV, the pressure of maintaining a public persona, and the swift consequences of controversial behavior.
Notable Quote:
- Brooke Schofield [21:20]: “You just read me to film. Because now I. I literally completely understand, but I don’t know if I have ever talked about this on the canceled podcast.”
5. Relationship Stories and Dating Apps
Timestamp: 43:36 – 66:07
Brooke and Amari share personal anecdotes about their experiences with dating apps like Hinge and Raya. They discuss the awkwardness, frustrations, and humorous situations that arise from online dating.
- Brooke Schofield [66:12]: “I dated a guy off of Hinge. My first ever Hinge date turned immediately into a relationship.”
Amari recounts being banned from Raya due to violating platform guidelines, while Jordan Morona shares her challenges with maintaining privacy and exclusivity on dating apps.
Notable Quote:
- Amari Stewart [66:07]: “I have to take a little turmeric. God.”
The hosts emphasize the complexities of modern dating, the impact of digital platforms on relationships, and the importance of setting personal boundaries.
6. The Ethics of Owning Chimps
Timestamp: 32:07 – 38:49
A heated debate ensues as the hosts discuss the ethics of owning chimpanzees. They explore the psychological and physical implications of keeping such intelligent animals as pets.
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Brooke Schofield [32:07]: “I don't know if I can get over the like, ugh, feeling. Like, why do you have a walk-in Hannah Montana-style closet of clothes for your chimp?”
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Amari Stewart [32:31]: “They have the strength of like 12 men.”
Tana shares a chilling anecdote about chaos caused by a chimp, highlighting the dangers and ethical concerns of such ownership.
Notable Quote:
- Tana Mongeau [34:28]: “So like, how is this not illegal? Because it is the things point.”
The discussion serves as a cautionary tale about the responsibilities and potential hazards of keeping wild animals as pets, emphasizing the need for proper care and legal compliance.
7. Reflections on Early Content and Growth
Timestamp: 47:46 – 55:30
Brooke reflects on her early YouTube content, which primarily consisted of "storytime" videos aimed at a younger audience. She describes the challenges of maintaining an authentic voice while catering to teenage fans.
- Brooke Schofield [47:46]: “I was awful. Okay.”
She shares a specific incident where a concerned mother called the police during one of her shows, leading to an unforgettable and chaotic experience.
Notable Quote:
- Brooke Schofield [48:28]: “That's what happened. But it was something that's something like early high school.”
Amari and Tana contribute by sharing their own growth stories, discussing how their content has evolved to address more mature and personal topics as their audience matured alongside them.
8. Miscellaneous Topics: Celebrity Gossip and Personal Anecdotes
Timestamp: 65:00 – 91:24
The hosts diverge into various lighter topics, including celebrity gossip, personal relationships, and humorous stories from meet and greets.
- Brooke Schofield [83:19]: “Yeah, she’s going the fuck off on the Internet in a crazy manner.”
They discuss figures like Cardi B, Olivia Jade, and Bella Hadid, offering their takes on their public personas and recent activities. Additionally, personal anecdotes about failed dates, dating mishaps, and funny interactions with fans illustrate the hosts' relatable and humorous approach to everyday challenges.
Notable Quote:
- Brooke Schofield [83:19]: “Yeah, she’s going the fuck off on the Internet in a crazy manner.”
This segment underscores the hosts' knack for blending personal stories with broader pop culture commentary, maintaining an engaging and lively dialogue throughout.
9. Conclusion: Touring and Final Thoughts
Timestamp: 91:24 – 101:57
As the episode nears its end, Brooke, Amari, and Jordan reflect on their journeys, meet and greet experiences, and the evolution of their content. They touch upon the balance between personal growth and maintaining a connection with their evolving fan base.
- Brooke Schofield [100:35]: “Yes, they were like, yeah, like, you're gonna like, this is so Brooke and Tana coded.”
Paige Cameron, a guest, shares her admiration and stories from attending the podcast’s live shows, emphasizing the inclusive and dynamic community surrounding the Cancelled podcast.
Notable Quote:
- Paige Cameron [94:15]: “We were going to say, like, we're so nervous.”
The hosts conclude with heartfelt messages of appreciation for their listeners, highlighting the unique bond they share with their audience and expressing excitement for future episodes.
Final Thoughts
Episode 98 of Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield offers a blend of humor, vulnerability, and candid discussions on personal and public lives. From clarifying misconceptions about Tana’s ex’s affiliations to exploring the ethics of animal ownership and sharing intimate relationship stories, the episode encapsulates the essence of the hosts' unfiltered and engaging style. Notable quotes and spontaneous interactions add depth and relatability, making the episode a compelling listen for both long-time fans and newcomers.