
This week on Case Closed, The Adventures Of Sam Spade is first with The Fairley-Bright Caper, his story from October 31, 1948. (30:33) We close with The Hope Anderson Murder Case, from Broadway Is My Beat. That episode aired March 31, 1950. https://traffic.libsyn.com/forcedn/e55e1c7a-e213-4a20-8701-21862bdf1f8a/CaseClosed1001.mp3 Download CaseClosed1001 | Subscribe | Spotify | Support Case Closed Your donation of any amount keeps [...]
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Sam Spade
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This is Case Closed crime stories from the golden age of radio. Welcome back to Case Closed, your hour of mystery from the golden age of radio every Wednesday@Relicradio.com don't forget to visit donate.Relicradio.com if you'd like to help support this and all of the Relic Radio podcasts. Thanks to those who have thanks for joining me this week. We'll begin with the Adventures of Sam Spade and hear the Fairly bright caper from October 31, 1948. After that, it's Broadway is My Beat and the Hope Anderson murder case. That story aired March 31, 1950.
Narrator/Announcer
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Effie
Sam, say detective agency.
Sam Spade
Very important, sweetheart. Write this down.
Effie
Yes, Sam. I have pencil and paper ready. Ingredients, colon, punctuation or ingredient?
Hillary Bright
Sam?
Effie
Both. What is it? Sam?
Hillary Bright
A recipe. One pound of fennel.
Effie
Oh, that's liquid measure, Sam.
Sam Spade
You put that in later.
Effie
Cross out funnel.
Sam Spade
Not funnel. Fennel. It is not liquid. It grows in fairly pines.
Effie
It Fairly what, Sam?
Sam Spade
One root of St. John's wort.
Effie
Whose wort?
Hillary Bright
Not wort. Wart.
Sam Spade
Oh, don't interrupt some new size. A couple pounds ought to be enough.
Narrator/Announcer
One ounce of bats wool.
Sam Spade
One adder fork that is not a utensil. One fillet of fenny snake, some lizards legs. One hemlock root digged in the dark directions in the poisoned entrails throw toad that under cold stone days and Nights has 31. And if anyone drops in for trick or treat, Effie, leave him have it.
Effie
Oh, Sam, now I get it. Halloween. It's a witch's brew. You were only fooling.
Sam Spade
That's what you think, sweetheart. Get out your cauldron, your poisoned pen and your book of malefactions. I'll be right down to dictate my report on the Fairly Bright Caper or I should have stood in bed and ducked for apple.
Narrator/Announcer
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Sam Spade
Is that the wind dying? Oh, no. It's only two devils that blow through a murderer's bones to and fro. And the ghosts. Moonshine.
Effie
Oh, Sam, take off that ridiculous mask. You look about as much like a
Sam Spade
demon as a demon. Check. Fly your broom to the adjoining office, sister, and we'll weave a few spells. Date Effie.
Effie
Yes, Sam?
Sam Spade
What is this thing on my desk? Looks like a pumpkin.
Effie
It is a pumpkin. I made it this afternoon. Here, I'll light it.
Sam Spade
Well, isn't that cute?
Effie
Isn't that cute?
Sam Spade
Eyes and nose and mouth. Looks like Lieutenant Dundee of Homicide.
Effie
Well, thank you, Sam.
Sam Spade
Thank you. Well, I guess everyone knows it's Halloween even if they don't listen to the radio. Shall we?
Effie
We shall.
Sam Spade
Date all Hallows Eve, 1948. To Hillary Bright, Esquire. Number 13, Black Place City. From Samuel Spade, license number 137596. Subject, the Fairly Bright Caper. It was a fairly bright afternoon for the fog bound Bay area. There was no frost upon the pumpkin. In fact, as yet, no pumpkin. But I did see a black cat and several attractive wolf girls in broomstick skirts during the bus ride down the peninsula to your client's ancestral estate. Fairly Pines. A bat flew out of a hollow tree as I mushed up a road through some pine woods to the house in the gathering dusk. I also observed the toad, a lizard and a hooty owl, which, if memory serves, as staple ingredients for a witch's brood. Then I observed, hobbling out of the forest, an authentic hag. She was wearing a dusty black robe, a peaked black hat and her matted gray hair coiled serpent like around her evil countenance. She leaned on a gnarled staff of hemlock, fixed me with her yellow glittering
Effie
eyes and said, hello, kiddo.
Sam Spade
Yes'm?
Effie
Which way's the house?
Sam Spade
Which house?
Effie
Fairly fine. Lost my bearings, I did. I was looking for some fennel. I got the bat's wool right enough and newt's legs. Couldn't find no adders for it, but reckon this here copperhead will do the Trick.
Sam Spade
What are you gonna do with all that stuff?
Effie
It's for the brew. I'm the witch I hired for tonight. Name's Gudge. Born Sophia. But of course, I don't have no Christian name anymore since I sold out to old Scratch. Beat me down on my pray. She did, too. Look at that wart on my nose.
Sam Spade
Wart?
Effie
Nose, huh?
Sam Spade
The house is up that way.
Effie
Mind if I walk along with you, pretty boy?
Sam Spade
I don't like girls. Not at all, ma'.
Hillary Bright
Am.
Effie
No need to be afeard with a strong gp. They're obeying me. They'll be lucky if I give them a whiff of brimstone.
Sam Spade
Not so close, please.
Effie
But I did promise one manifestation and the scream of a soul in torment at the witching hour.
Hillary Bright
Yeah.
Effie
General. General. Ay, ay, generals. Ready or not, here I come.
Sam Spade
I'll shoot. Who is that?
Narrator/Announcer
What's your hurry, sir?
Sam Spade
Where do I find Mr. Hillary bright?
Hillary Bright
Oh, you're the detective.
Sam Spade
Spade, right? Oh, I'm Homer Langdon, attorney for the Fairlie Estate. Come along, I'll take you to it. Sorry for that challenge just now. Been hearing strange noises around the grounds. You notice anything peculiar as you came up the road? Well, there was an old lady. I use the term loosely. Looking for fennel. Yeah, that's the witch. Mr. Bright hired her for the party tonight. Takes her work kind of seriously, doesn't she? Well, you know how it is.
Hillary Bright
Seasonal work.
Sam Spade
What does she do between Halloweens? Claims she hibernates. Gotta feel ya. This is fairly. Spade. She's exposed. Don't let her know. Check.
Effie
Oh, here I am. Homer, what was it you wanted? Oh, it's the man from the catering.
Hillary Bright
No.
Sam Spade
Ophelia, this is Mr. Spade, the detective that Mr.
Hillary Bright
Bright employed.
Effie
Oh, well, about that recipe for the aspic. Cook says she's never heard of putting fennel and lizard's claws in a tomato aspic. And Mr. Bright says hemlock is poison.
Sam Spade
You've got it mixed up, Ophelia. That's the recipe for the witch's brew.
Effie
Well, anyway, the grocer says he doesn't stop them, so you'll have to garnish it with parsley.
Hillary Bright
Ophelia, he's not the caterer, he's the detective.
Effie
Oh, well, keep your eye on those pumpkins. Mice.
Hillary Bright
You know mice.
Effie
You know mice. Pumpkin. Where is that witch? I've got to tell her about the Parsley. A witch. Mrs. Ro, where are you?
Sam Spade
Sad case, but harmless.
Hillary Bright
Shall we go in? Yeah. Now watch his jawbone.
Detective Danny Clover
Wilma.
Hillary Bright
Oh, you've already broken his neck.
Effie
Oh, why don't you hire an assistant?
Hillary Bright
I don't like hanging him in the house.
Effie
Anyway, we, we don't even know who he is.
Sam Spade
What are they up to now? Halloween comes but once a year. Oh, it's a skeleton. Part of the decoration.
Narrator/Announcer
Hillary.
Hillary Bright
Oh, yes, Homer.
Sam Spade
I couldn't find the witch, but here's the detective.
Effie
Ah, well, you can have the witch. I'll take him.
Hillary Bright
Oh, watch what you're doing, Wilma.
Effie
The ladder. Sorry.
Hillary Bright
This just about completes the arrangements. Oh, this is Ms. Wilma Fairlay, for whom I'm managing this naughtiest ball. Sam Spade.
Jackie Logan
Killer.
Effie
Is that any way to speak about a girl's fifth engagement party?
Hillary Bright
Forgive me if I'm guilty of understatement. Oh, fix that wire, Wilma. The top of Frankenstein's head's caving in. And look at that, the bolster coming out of his neck already. Oh, well, come along, Spade, and I'll tell you how you fit into this mess.
Effie
See you at the party, Sam.
Hillary Bright
In here, Spade. Privacy.
Sam Spade
I don't think we're quite alone, are we?
Hillary Bright
99%. This is fairly fiance number five. Ralph Cram by name. Oh, wake up, Ralph.
Sam Spade
Don't bother. He started the party a little early before lunch.
Hillary Bright
But can you blame him? If I weren't a teetotaler, I'd be out staggering around the woods with that witch.
Effie
Uh huh.
Sam Spade
Now, what exactly is my assignment, Mr. Bright?
Hillary Bright
I want you to be present at this miserable party tonight and pretend to have a good time.
Sam Spade
Why didn't you hire an actor?
Hillary Bright
This is a new kind of masquerade ball. Even I have a unique problem here. A Halloween party combined with a party announcing the engagement of a socially prominent young woman. Well, naturally the press will be on hand. They always are at my parties. But I doubt if any of the invited guests will show up. That's where you come in. You are one of the uninvited guests.
Sam Spade
I don't get it.
Hillary Bright
It's very simply this. I have a reputation to maintain. I'm sure you have better things to do than read the society page or like. I'll explain. I believe some ill informed columnists have referred to me as the male Elsa Maxwell. That's not true. She is the male Hilary Bright. Female, that is.
Sam Spade
Anyway, you're a professional party givers. Exactly. What's the matter with Wilma? Why won't anybody come to her party?
Hillary Bright
Because everyone on the guest list is either a relative or a friend of some poor swain she has guilted on the very steps of the altar.
Sam Spade
Oh, now I get it.
Hillary Bright
Exactly. Now, as to the party masquerade. Nat. What else could you have on Halloween?
Sam Spade
Very good.
Hillary Bright
If anyone came, they'd probably be dressed as witches or pumpkins, which is dull enough in itself. But the fairlies in their immediate circle will undoubtedly trot out their moth eaten Beaux Arts cards costume. Oh, Langdon. Is Louis xiv, Wilma and her mother trying to look like Greek goddesses. And some old drapes from a Fanchon and Marco idea.
Sam Spade
What about the boyfriend here?
Hillary Bright
Well, you can see how hideous it's all going to be. And Life magazine has promised to cover it. Well, I simply had to do something.
Sam Spade
What about the boy?
Hillary Bright
I think it's the party idea of the year. 20 uninvited guests who will come as themselves.
Sam Spade
Who's my date? The witch.
Hillary Bright
Oh, isn't she priceless? You know, I thought of burning her at the stake as the grand climax of the evening.
Sam Spade
I've got matches.
Hillary Bright
No, I decided against it. It's too messy.
Sam Spade
Well, it sounds like loads of fun, Mr. Bright, but I'm afraid you called the wrong detective.
Hillary Bright
Now, wait a minute. Please, hear me out. Now, there's method in my madness. I believe I mentioned 20 uninvited guests
Sam Spade
who are coming as themselves.
Hillary Bright
Yes, exactly. Well, I've gone to a great deal of trouble and expense getting together a really colorful group, all authentic types. A gangster, a shrimp fisherman, a swami, three bubble dancers, a gypsy, a paroled axe murderer, a sand hog who. Oh, that reminds me. I must see whether the blubber arrived for that Eskimo. They're flying down from Nome. Yeah, well, what I'm getting at, Spade, is that with a collection of people like that, well, anything might happen.
Sam Spade
Yeah, yeah. Well, why didn't you invite the local police force?
Hillary Bright
Oh, they're coming in costume, of course.
Sam Spade
Good. Then you won't need me. Besides, I get $800 a day and expenses.
Hillary Bright
Mr. Spade, at the last party our local chief of police attended, the guests were held up and robbed of $50,000 worth of jewels, including the chief's gold badge. So you see, we do need you.
Sam Spade
Hey.
Hillary Bright
Oh, go back to sleep, Ralph. It's only the guests arriving.
Sam Spade
I get $1,000 a day. You were right. You did need a detective. In fact, you could have used several others. First, the pickpocket you'd invited lifted the police chief's wallet. The axe murderer chased the witch up a tree. And the gangster and the cowboy tried to shoot it out over one of the bubble dancers. After, I'd foiled a safecracker in the act of blowing the vault in the library. Things quieted down and everybody formed a circle around a bonfire.
Hillary Bright
All right, quiet, please.
Effie
Quiet, everyone.
Sam Spade
Quiet.
Hillary Bright
Mrs. Fairlie has a very important announcement to make. Ophelia?
Effie
She was here just a few moments ago.
Hillary Bright
Well, have you seen her around, Langdon?
Sam Spade
A few minutes ago. She said she had a headache and went upstairs to get some aspirin.
Effie
Sam, I'm worried about Mother. Would you mind going upstairs to see what she's up to? She's been behaving so strangely tonight.
Sam Spade
She's been behaving strangely. Sure. Wilma. I'll be right back.
Hillary Bright
Come along. Let's get on with it.
Effie
A witch agent.
Hillary Bright
You stand over here.
Effie
Yes.
Hillary Bright
No, no, no.
Effie
Bring your broom.
Sam Spade
That's it.
Hillary Bright
And don't look so pleasant. You're supposed to be evil.
Effie
Beware. Those not wearing toe veins is subject to wart. There's evil in this place tonight. Blood on the stone. Blood in the cauldron.
Sam Spade
I hated to miss the manifestation, and I hoped I'd get back in time for the scream of the soul and torment the witch had promised earlier in the evening, I cased the rooms on the second floor. Wilma's fiance, Ralph Cram, was in one of them. Asleep. Ophelia wasn't in any of them. But in one of the bedrooms, I found something that puzzled me. A rope made out of bed sheets dangled out of the window. But the window was closed. I walked over and opened it. The witch was still at it. I couldn't see the merry little group around the bonfire, but where the firelight glowed against the tree trunks at the edge of the woods, I saw a white robed figure crouching in the shadows. Then I heard it.
Effie
Out hand. Don't let any of them get away.
Hillary Bright
Right, Chief.
Sam Spade
All right, folks, you'll have to step in. It's Wilma Spade. She's dead. Somebody shot her. She was sprawled on her face at the foot of a big pine tree at the edge of the clearing. A single slug at enter the body just below her left shoulder blade. If this was part of Mr. Bright's Halloween performance, I thought he'd overdone it just a little because she was dead. As nearly as I could reconstruct it, Wilma had been standing outside the circle of people grouped around the fire, as if somebody in the woods had called to her and she'd left the group to investigate. She'd been facing the fire when she was shot. And what about the two shots that had missed her if the killer had been aiming at her. And Misty couldn't have avoided hitting somebody else in the crowd. I went back to the house to check the guests. All there unwounded and accounted for, except the witch. According to the local chief of police, it was rapidly turning into a toad she had flown away in a broom. I checked my nose for warts.
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Sam Spade
By dawn the next morning, Aloysius Becker, boy police chief, still hadn't sweated anything out of his 20 odd suspects, but yawned. The family lawyer, Langdon, had an old gun permit. No gun. Then he canvassed the town for Wilma's 18 tilted suitors. They were all alibi by their wives and children, which knocked that angle out. She carried no insurance. Nobody stood to gain anything financially by her death. And nobody but you, Mr. Paul, actively disliked her. About then, Chief Becker, put Ophelia back on the griddle.
Hillary Bright
Now look here, Mrs. Fairley, you still aren't coming clean with us.
Effie
Clean. Oh, the ashtrays. I'll call the maid.
Hillary Bright
Come back here.
Effie
Yes, he's better now.
Hillary Bright
Sit down, Mrs. Fairley. Now, let's go over the part of your story where we found the bed sheets hanging out your window. Why did you tie the bed sheets together and hang them out the window?
Effie
For a rope.
Hillary Bright
So you admit that you used that rope to snake out.
Effie
I did no such thing. I always go out that way at night.
Hillary Bright
And you admit that?
Sam Spade
Oh, I Give up, Mrs. Fairly.
Effie
Oh, it's you, Mrs. Fairy. I want to thank you for guarding the pumpkin so well. I didn't see a mouse all evening.
Sam Spade
Thank you, Mrs. Fairley. I only did what?
Effie
Why is Chief Becker so angry?
Sam Spade
I think what's worrying him, Mrs. Fairley, is why you closed the window behind you when you went out on your rope.
Effie
So no one would know. Wilma worries about me. You won't tell her?
Hillary Bright
It's as plain as a nose on your face what she's doing. Working up to an insanity plea.
Sam Spade
Ingenious theory, Chief, but look, can I talk to you a minute outside? Yeah.
Hillary Bright
Could use a little air. Keep them all here, Monahan.
Sam Spade
Look, Chief, why don't you lay off that poor old dame?
Hillary Bright
She's too vague.
Sam Spade
Disorganized. It took a marksman, the way the wound was. No point of exit. Just punch at the wall of the heart and stop the low velocity impact.
Hillary Bright
Sure. A what?
Sam Spade
It had been fired from about the maximum range of the.38 pistol. You'd have to figure on the drop in trajectory as the bullet slowed down. It was either a trick shot or one that just connected accidentally.
Hillary Bright
By the way, we only have your word for it that you were upstairs in the house when those shots were fired. You carry a.38, don't you, Spade?
Sam Spade
What kind of gun do you carry, Chief?
Hillary Bright
Yes, well, we'd better wait till Ballistic sends back a report on the slug. Gosh, if we could only figure out where she hid the gun.
Sam Spade
Don't look now, Chief, but that witch is back again.
Hillary Bright
What?
Effie
Mickey, boy, where have you been? I've been looking all over for you, mortal.
Hillary Bright
You're gonna have a good deal of explaining to do. Lady, why did you fly away like that last night?
Effie
I had to see to my cauldron. A good thing I did, too. Look what I found in it. No wonder my manifestation didn't work. Base metal in my brew.
Sam Spade
Hmm.38 caliber, too. Three bullets fired.
Hillary Bright
Gee, that settles it. You're under arrest.
Sam Spade
Who, me?
Hillary Bright
Yes.
Sam Spade
But I know her.
Effie
Oh, no, you don't. I'll put a spell on you, I will. I'll turn you into a toad.
Sam Spade
Look, Chief, where's that gun permit you took out of Langdon's room?
Hillary Bright
Oh, I forgot. Forgot about that. Here, it's in my pocket.
Sam Spade
Let's see that serial number.
Hillary Bright
Well, they match.
Sam Spade
And it's Langdon's gun.
Hillary Bright
Boy, oh, boy. Then it's settled.
Sam Spade
That's what you think. Boy, oh, boy. Don't forget, he's a lawyer. I headed for the woods I found the spot where I'd seen the figure in white, crouching just before the shots were fired. A little way back in the woods, I found footprints. French heels. Short mincing stride. Following along behind them was another set. Flat soles, Long, manly stride. The manish footprints followed the feminine footprints almost to the clearing and then stopped. The feminine footprints went on straight to the spot where Wilma had fallen. I knew that no woman had been over this trail since the murder. Except the witch, who probably had cloven hoofs. Her cauldron had vanished, but the fire was still smoldering. I kicked through the ashes. I didn't know what I was looking for, but I found it. I raked it out with a stick and prodded it. The blackened outer layers crumbled away. It had been a raging bonfire. But there are few things hotter to burn than a telephone book. The middle pages were yellowed from the the heat and seared around the edges, but they were still intact. There was a hole punched in the middle of each page. Feminine footprints right up to the X that marked the spot in the phone book through which a bullet had been fired. I had a hunch the ballistics report would prove that Langdon's gun did not fire the fatal bullet. I was right, but for the wrong reason. Get around it, chief. Ballistics don't lie. You can see here, you don't even need a magnifying glass. Take a look then.
Hillary Bright
Don't have my glasses.
Sam Spade
Well, you ought to be able to feel it. Two big ridges on the test slug. The other one's almost smooth. Rust bits wouldn't make a ridge like that, would they? No. We figure they must have used a faulty cutter at the factory when they rifled the barrel.
Hillary Bright
Well, that settles it. That and those woman's footprints and that phone book all point to Mrs. Fairley.
Sam Spade
What's about a phone book? Whoever shot her fired the slug through a phone book to make it look like a long range job. It was a low velocity hit, all right, but it was tearing through that phone book that slowed it down.
Hillary Bright
That proves the killer didn't have to be a marksman. Stood right next to her. What's so funny?
Sam Spade
This picture in the morning paper.
Hillary Bright
You and those bubble dancers, chief. Let me see that. Why, that's libelous.
Sam Spade
It's more than that.
Effie
Huh?
Sam Spade
They're in the background. Langdon and Mrs. Fairley.
Hillary Bright
What about them?
Sam Spade
Their shoes. Langdon's dress as Louis XIV. French heels. Mrs. Fairley and that Greek goddess. Get up. Sandals. Flat heels.
Hillary Bright
It's Langdon's gun. Then it's not Langdon's gun. It's a long range shot. Then it's through a deep catalog phone book. Now it's a man in woman's shoes. An attorney at that. My man. Get me some fingerprints, something I can work with.
Sam Spade
I didn't blame the chief. My somersaulting clothes were getting me dizzy, too. So far, Langdon, like the good lawyer he was, had kept his mouth shut, which meant nothing one way or the other. That was smart. But he disposed of his gun by throwing it in the witch's cauldron. Which was stupid, A, because it was sure to be found, and B, because there was no reason for hiding it anyway. But too stupid sometimes make us smart. If he wanted it to be found, he must have had a story ready in case he had to talk. If I were in that spot, my story would have been that I fired those shots into the woods after the fleeing killer. But I didn't know how I would explain the fact that only three shots were hurt, one of which killed Wilma. Then I thought of those two ridges on that test slug. Two ridges, two shots into the woods. This time, I did know what I was looking for. They were buried deep in the soft trunk of a pine tree near the ground. I dropped to my knees and dug. I got the first one out and was looking at it. It was a misshapen hunk of worthless lead. Something embedded in the side of it glittered in the sun like a diamond. In fact, it was a diamond, and it stopped glittering. Something behind me had come between it and the sun. I flopped on my side and rolled over. I grabbed his legs and tripped him. Then I saw his face. It was language. I was halfway to my feet when his foot caught me where it hurt, and my legs doubled up. I tried to keep moving and get my gun out at the same time. He was on his feet again before I was, so I fired without aiming from flat on my back. He only scorched his coat, but it stopped him a second. He swung his gun up, and I got ready to jump him. But I didn't have to. A pointed black hat rose up out of the brush behind him. Something flashed in the sun and he collapsed.
Effie
Put a spell on him, I did, with this here magic wand. Blun. Instrument to you, sonny.
Sam Spade
Thank you, thank you, thank you, Mrs. Witch.
Effie
God. Tis the handle, son, which is my profession.
Hillary Bright
Well, boy, that was a close call. Put the cuffs on him, Monahan.
Sam Spade
Hey, what are you doing?
Sergeant Gino Tartaglia
Oh, no.
Hillary Bright
Monahan. That Spade Langdon there. Been following him since I found out he was wearing women's shoes. Well, that's settled today, Spade.
Sam Spade
Yeah, but you'll need this.
Hillary Bright
What is it?
Sam Spade
A jeweled bullet. A slug with a diamond set in it.
Effie
Come on, girl.
Sam Spade
It's the master clue of this caper.
Hillary Bright
Oh, yeah, the master clue. You better come along too, lady, for questioning. We'll book her for vagrancy if we need it.
Effie
Oh, no, you don't. I'll turn you into a toad. You don't believe me, do you? Huffy toad. Huffy toad. Warty and green. Feel anything?
Hillary Bright
Well, on second thought, I reckon she's harmless. Poor old soul.
Effie
Soul indeed. Ain't got any. I sold out the old scratch 30 years ago. Come next Halloween. See you then, sonny.
Sam Spade
Go home and gargle. Period. End of report.
Effie
But, Sam, what was the significance of the jewel bullet?
Sam Spade
Oh, well, after he shot Wilma, Langdon fired two shots into the woods, remember?
Hillary Bright
Yes.
Sam Spade
Those two bullets had diamond insets so placed that they would gouge the inside of the gun barrel. All bullets fired from the gun thereafter would have markings different from the one fired on the Wilmer's body.
Effie
Oh, he was wrong, of course. But it was noble of him to want to cover up for poor Mrs. Fairly.
Sam Spade
What for, Abby?
Effie
Well, she killed her dog, of course, because she was just out of patience with her getting engaged and unengaged all the time till they hadn't a friend in the world. That was the motive, wasn't it, Sarah?
Sam Spade
That's fairly bright, sweetheart. Except that Mrs. Fairley did not kill her daughter.
Hillary Bright
Langdon did.
Effie
You mean she was his daughter, too, by a previous marriage.
Sam Spade
Don't take that up, sweetheart, before I turn you into a toad.
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Hillary Bright
Right.
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Effie
Well, here it is, Sam. Of course, you know best that Mrs. Fairleigh was the only one with a motive. And that Mr. Bright was secretly in love with her and wanted to marry her himself.
Sam Spade
So he killed her. That was Fairly Bright.
Effie
Or her fiance. What happened to him?
Sam Spade
He woke up and went home.
Effie
Oh, well, I guess he didn't have a motive.
Sam Spade
Pay attention, sweetheart. Langdon, as trustee of the Fairleigh estate, had embezzled large sums of money which he would have to account for under the community property law if she got married. He had already broken up many of her romances. But when the old lady went soft in the head, he decided to end the danger once and for all. He could explain matters any way he wanted to, and there'd be nobody to contradict him. Are you listening up,
Effie
Sam? What does she do between Halloween, the witch?
Sam Spade
Oh, she's the squeak in the door on Innocentum.
Effie
Oh, you made the joke too small. Well, good night, Sal.
Hillary Bright
Good night, Swim.
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Hillary Bright
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Detective Danny Clover
Broadway's My Beat. From Times Square to Columbus Circle. The gaudiest, the most violent, the lonesomest mile in the world.
Narrator (Broadway's My Beat)
Broadway's my beat. With Larry Thor as detective Danny Clover.
Detective Danny Clover
Broadway or darkness drains through the scarlet of neon before it's called night and the crowd gathers the people of twilight till dawn. The crowd that coils upon itself then lashes out into the furious streets. You move with it, afraid to look back over your shoulder because the sound drifting by you. Was it a laugh or a cry? There's nothing in between. It's Broadway, my beat. The message was handed to me at my desk at headquarters, and the message was specific. The courtyard of the Marbury Apartments in Greenwich Village. And the message had a code number to make the matter more easily classified murder translated into two digits. It is my department. So I went. The courtyard surrounded by slabs of building. Nothing except the cascade of a fountain tossing the filtered yellow lights from apartment windows. That and a girl lying there, her fingers trailing in the water. And a woman standing beside her being angry about the whole thing.
Viola Walker
Well, well, I see you finally got here.
Detective Danny Clover
I finally did. Who are you?
Viola Walker
Now it starts. Who am I? What am I doing here? What's this all about? How much of this is going to be in the papers?
Detective Danny Clover
Probably all of it. You called the questions. Answer them.
Viola Walker
Viola Walker, owner, manager of the Marbury Apartments. Look it up.
Jackie Logan
Age?
Viola Walker
None of your business. And the girl lying there is a tenant, Hope Anderson. She's dead. Now. What about the newspapers?
Detective Danny Clover
That bothers you? Why?
Viola Walker
Look, listen to me. I've got an apartment house here. Respectable for girls only. Sure, they can have men callers at certain hours. Who am I to warp young women by? No men callers, but respectable. Understand that, mister? The newspaper. The girl, Hope Anderson. I told you that she's dead. I told you that too.
Detective Danny Clover
Yeah, you did. And I believed you. Now try me on. How come you're here?
Viola Walker
This way. I was on the balcony of my apartment. That one up there. I was sniffing the moonlight. I looked down on the fountain. Cause it goes with the moonlight. Hope Anderson lying there didn't go with anything at all.
Detective Danny Clover
Go on.
Viola Walker
I came down, saw what happened. Then I posted a notice on the bulletin board. No one allowed in the courtyard tonight. Then I call headquarters. Look, mister, don't you want to look at that? The gun lying there. I saw it. How come you didn't see it?
Detective Danny Clover
Yeah, equipped with a silencer. More about the girl, Ms. Walker.
Viola Walker
How do I know? She roomed in apartment six with.
Jackie Logan
With, let me see.
Viola Walker
Jackie Logan and Jackie Logan.
Detective Danny Clover
Tell me about her.
Viola Walker
Sure. She roomed an apartment six with Hope Anderson. And she's been out all night. Now listen to me. If the newspapers get this, it'll give my apartment house a bad reputation.
Detective Danny Clover
Death by violence creates its own after patterns of behavior. For some, the pattern is desolation. The paths of shock, then anguish, then emptiness. For Viola Walker, it was none of these. An animal had crawled into her backyard and died. For her, it was simply a matter of removal. But a policeman. A policeman has no choice. For him, the pattern is known, laid out, to be followed. So I followed it. The body of a girl who was once Hope Anderson was taken away. The gun that had killed her was turned over to the experts of death. The men in technical and the policeman. The policeman went back to the Marbury Apartments to talk to the good friend of a dead girl.
Jackie Logan
Yeah? Yeah, Mr. Clover. I was Hope's friend. Girls like Hope and me, we don't have a friend in the world. So we nail onto each other. That makes it bearable.
Detective Danny Clover
And now that Hope's dead, how will it be, Jackie?
Jackie Logan
Unbearable. For a while. Maybe for a long time. Want me to brew you some instant coffee under the hot water faucet? Sometimes it comes out good.
Detective Danny Clover
Thanks. I'd like some.
Jackie Logan
You'll have it in an instant. What I always say is, what I always like about this town is you can always get hot water. This can get to be something desired, something hoped for. Here you are, Mr. Clover.
Detective Danny Clover
Thanks. That's good. I missed mine this morning.
Jackie Logan
Yeah, me too.
Detective Danny Clover
Tell me about Hope, Jackie.
Jackie Logan
Hope was a girl like me, only more attractive, more sought after, as the saying goes.
Detective Danny Clover
And she did have other friends.
Jackie Logan
Well, yeah.
Detective Danny Clover
All right, let's start with them.
Jackie Logan
I'd say there were two. That's right, two. And they were like in a novel, Mr. Clover. An older man and a young man. The young man with a fire inside him that could burn him up, the older man with a fire that was dying are rivals for the favors of Hope Anderson. I phrase it this way because I read novels in my leisure time. They're so lifelike.
Detective Danny Clover
And their names.
Jackie Logan
Care for another cup of instant coffee?
Detective Danny Clover
Only their names, Jackie.
Jackie Logan
There's something else you should know about Hope and me, Mr. Clover. We never discuss names, manners, education, how they treat little animals, bank accounts, but never names. Sure you don't want any more coffee?
Sam Spade
No.
Detective Danny Clover
But do something else for me, Jackie. Keep thinking about the names when you remember them. Maybe it'll be better all round if you come to me at headquarters.
Sergeant Gino Tartaglia
Danny. Danny.
Detective Danny Clover
Yeah.
Sergeant Gino Tartaglia
Hi.
Detective Danny Clover
Hello, Titaglia.
Sergeant Gino Tartaglia
Hi.
Detective Danny Clover
Okay, okay. What about it? What did Technical turn up with facts? You'll tell me, huh?
Sergeant Gino Tartaglia
Technical report, to wit. The gun found at the scene at the fountain was a Luger of the type much sought after as souvenirs from the last and costliest war. It had been recently cleaned and had been fired only once. And you know what?
Detective Danny Clover
Do it gently, d'. Adeglia.
Hillary Bright
What?
Sergeant Gino Tartaglia
It was only fired only once because there had been only one bullet in the clip. Said bullet was found postmortemly to be the one that killed Hope Anderson. Now comes the good pot.
Detective Danny Clover
I'm clutching onto the desk.
Sergeant Gino Tartaglia
There were fingerprints on the gun. Fingerprints that can be and were identified. Last night we sent the Prince and Code to Washington. This morning they came back with a name and address.
Detective Danny Clover
And it's who?
Sergeant Gino Tartaglia
Alan Harper, late of the U.S. naval, where he served well and honorable address, 8950 Madison Avenue. How did I do, madam?
Detective Danny Clover
Lieutenant Dandy Tortaglio. Just Jim Dandy?
Philip Warren
Yes. What Is it?
Detective Danny Clover
The doorman told me to ask at this apartment. I'm looking for Alan Harper.
Philip Warren
Alan is not here. Didn't the doorman tell you that too?
Detective Danny Clover
He did, but I need to find out for myself. I'm from.
Philip Warren
If you're a friend of Allen's, believe me when I tell you that he's not here. If you're not a friend, it would be rudeness to prolong this, wouldn't it?
Detective Danny Clover
You didn't let me finish. I'm from the police.
Philip Warren
Oh. Alan's in trouble, then?
Detective Danny Clover
I didn't say that. Let's talk inside, shall we?
Philip Warren
Mr. Philip Warren. I'm Alan's stepfather.
Detective Danny Clover
Inside, Mr. Warren.
Philip Warren
Yes. Yes, of course. Alan's mother is my wife. Perhaps if you told me what you
Detective Danny Clover
want with Alan, you could make it easier for her. Exactly why do you think you need to do that, Mr. Warren? What frightens you about my wanting Alan Harper?
Philip Warren
Why.
Detective Danny Clover
Why?
Philip Warren
Only that when a policeman comes to one's door, one assumes there there's been violence in some greater or lesser degree.
Jackie Logan
Violence? Did I hear violence, Philip?
Philip Warren
Oh, this gentleman is from the police, Vera.
Detective Danny Clover
Mr. Danny Clover.
Philip Warren
Mr. Danny Clover. My wife, Mrs. Vera Warham.
Jackie Logan
The police.
Philip Warren
It's about Alan, Vera. Mr. Clover came to the door and said he was looking for Alan. I tried to find out. Why, because I wanted to spare you.
Jackie Logan
Spare me from what? Philip? I'm sure Alan never in his life did anything his mother could be ashamed of. What do you want with Alan, Mr. Clover?
Detective Danny Clover
Is he here, Mrs. Warren?
Jackie Logan
No. You may look for yourself if you find it compulsory not to believe me.
Detective Danny Clover
Where is he?
Jackie Logan
I don't know. That can't surprise you, Mr. Clover. Alan is a man. Let Mr. Clover speak himself, Philip. He hasn't finished. You were saying, Mr. Clover?
Detective Danny Clover
I was saying where would Alan hide if he were wanted for murder?
Philip Warren
You see, I knew. I felt it. I felt it was something that.
Jackie Logan
What could you have felt about Alan, Philip? Alan is my son.
Philip Warren
I only meant nothing, Vera. Nothing.
Jackie Logan
You said murder, Mr. Clover. Whose murder?
Detective Danny Clover
Hope Anderson's.
Jackie Logan
Oh, yes. I read about it in the papers. And you think Alan murdered that girl, this Ms. Anderson?
Detective Danny Clover
His fingerprints were on the gun that killed her.
Jackie Logan
Nothing, nothing will make me believe my boy is a murderer. And I don't know where he's hiding. Hiding? That's your word. May Alan forgive me for using it. Show Mr. Clover to the door, Philip. I'm sure we have nothing else to say.
Detective Danny Clover
Yes.
Philip Warren
Come, Mr. Clover.
Detective Danny Clover
Please. Please, Mrs. Warren, if you know anything. Show me the door, Warren.
Philip Warren
One moment, Mr. Clover.
Detective Danny Clover
Yes?
Philip Warren
Vera knows where Alan is. So do I.
Detective Danny Clover
Why are you telling me, Mr. One?
Philip Warren
Because I believe it will go better with Alan if you find him. The life of a fugitive is not a savory one, Mr. Clover. The boy should have given himself up. The boy must have been.
Detective Danny Clover
Where is he?
Philip Warren
He has a king cabin on the beach at Montauk. He called Vera and told her he was there. Vera told me and I am.
Detective Danny Clover
Where in Montauk?
Philip Warren
It's rather remote, hard to find.
Detective Danny Clover
I have it.
Philip Warren
I'll draw you a map.
Detective Danny Clover
And he did. In a neat hand with landmarks and compass heading so that it would be impossible to miss the place. I stopped at a lunch counter for spud nuts and coffee until the Long island train was ready to leave. At Montauk there was no cab waiting, so I had to walk. The beach was narrow and pebbled, hugging the slow curve of the ocean. And to the left, the high sand dunes, here and there flecked with the remains of an early season's bonfire. It was warm for early spring and no movement but the pound and heave of surface, the spray. It was a speck down the beach. In a while it became a cabin. And a figure standing there before it. A man dressed in flannel shirt and dungarees, no shoes. I walked up to him. Hello. Hello. Beautiful day. Fine day for walking. Yeah, it is. You're Alan Harper, all right. Yeah. My name's Harper. Police? Uh huh. You shouldn't have run, Harper. Whatever your story is now, it's a bad story.
Philip Warren
Bad from the beginning.
Detective Danny Clover
What happened, you and the girl, Hope Anderson. What reason did you have for killing her? None. That's why I didn't kill her. That's why my story's bad. I'll listen to it. She had just told me she was in love with me. Just then, at that moment, she made up her mind and she was sure of it. And just then, at that moment, she died.
Hillary Bright
How?
Detective Danny Clover
Shot, I guess. It was a funny popping noise. Hope fell and something clattered at my feet. A gun. A Luger. Somebody threw it there. I picked it up and tried to fire at someone who was running away. Nothing. No more bullets. There's someone. Did you see Alan? The picture held for an instant. The boy clawing at his chest and the life spilling from him. The pain sharp and precise and focused. It pinched at my shoulder and flared out and it wavered. Dissolved, I thought, lying there, looking at the single pebble that somehow was in my outstretched hand. How red it was, how orange. How it Spun like a million spinning lights. And there was nothing. Nothing at all.
Narrator (Broadway's My Beat)
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Detective Danny Clover
Broadway is a carnival of shadows that walk the neon midway and scream when they've been cheated of an attraction. They bought it, they paid for it. It belongs to them. To the ravenous shadows. They told me Broadway felt that way about me. It made Broadway's front pages. They told me how a kid found me on the beach at Montauk lying under a web of seaweed. How the body of Alan Harrison was torn out of the fingers of the hungry tide. They told me how I'd been taken to a small hospital overlooking the sea and Broadway was wounded because a spectacle like that should have been played in Broadway's own gutter. Then a quiet voice told me I had a visitor. Sergeant Gino Tartaglia. Danny. Danny, speak to me. Good morning, Sergeant Totaglia.
Sergeant Gino Tartaglia
Good morning.
Hillary Bright
Good morning, Lieutenant Clover.
Sergeant Gino Tartaglia
I hope you are in the mood for a visitor from the beyond.
Detective Danny Clover
From the beyond?
Sergeant Gino Tartaglia
Yeah, from all the way beyond Manhattan. All my life I lived in New York. I never realized such a place like
Detective Danny Clover
this existed in the outskirts. You can speak up to Taglia. I'm not dead, Danny.
Sergeant Gino Tartaglia
How can I tell you how glad I am to hear that from your own lips? I've been visiting here for two days now. This is the first time they let me see you. There ought to be a law.
Detective Danny Clover
How do you got in that package, Tartaglia?
Sergeant Gino Tartaglia
Oh, a get well confection from Mrs. Tartaglia. Last night she went to the mixmaster and beat up an old Italian recipe that makes people get well. Here, here, Danny, it's for you.
Detective Danny Clover
Thank Mrs. Tartaglia for me.
Sergeant Gino Tartaglia
We'll call you. Feel up to official business, Danny, in the physical wreck you are in?
Detective Danny Clover
I'm up to it. The question is, are you?
Sergeant Gino Tartaglia
Oh, sure, Danny, sure. I'm in the pink. Well, let's get down to official business. You need not think, Danny, that we have been likes at the department, during your regrettable absence, we have been on the ball.
Detective Danny Clover
Congratulations.
Sergeant Gino Tartaglia
Thank you. We have found, for example, that the footprints leading to the dune from which your assailant shot at you and the deceased, Allan Harper, said footprints have been obliterated beyond recognition by the sands of time.
Detective Danny Clover
That's a big ball. What else?
Sergeant Gino Tartaglia
The bullets extracted from you and the said deceased, Mr. Harper, have no similarity to any bullets, living or dead, that have been used in the commission of any previous murders or attacks.
Detective Danny Clover
Jolly. Anything else?
Sergeant Gino Tartaglia
No, no, nothing, Danny. Except that the funeral of the deceased, Mr. Harper, is taking place this afternoon at 2 o' clock in the Orwell cemetery.
Detective Danny Clover
Oh, go tell a nurse. I want my clothes to Taglia.
Sergeant Gino Tartaglia
Danny. You got it in your mind to leave me. You can't do that. You are pale and wen and weak.
Detective Danny Clover
Get my clothes to Taglia. I have to go to a funeral. Outside of Montauk, it began to rain. A misty drizzle. It seemed suspended, melting the houses and movement and sky into a sudden blur. And it held. Later, when we'd gotten back into the city and Tartaglia let me off at Orwell Cemetery, the rain seemed to have let up some, but it was still there. The wet, the chill, the grayness. At the gate, a man answered my question by pointing to a small group of people gathered about a mound of newly turned earth. I waited. Then when they moved away, when there was only one figure standing there, a woman, then I walked up to her. A woman with eyes closed against the shape of her son's final identity with the world. Mrs. Warren. Mrs. Warren, I didn't have a chance to tell you how sorry I am.
Viola Walker
You're.
Detective Danny Clover
I'm Danny Clover, Mrs. Warren. We've met. I was at your home.
Jackie Logan
Yes. Yes, I know you, mister. You want to talk to me, don't you?
Detective Danny Clover
There's no hurry.
Jackie Logan
Consider it this way, Mr. Clover. Grief isn't a simple thing. It's made up of so much. The lost times and memories, so many later. And there's this all mixed up with it. The only thing in my heart that I know the words for. Find out who killed my son.
Detective Danny Clover
We'll do that. We'll do that, Mrs. Warren.
Jackie Logan
You see, when he came home, when Alan came home from the Navy, he found Philip there. Philip? My husband. I had married again. I didn't tell Alan.
Detective Danny Clover
That's why Alan moved up to that cabin in Montauk.
Jackie Logan
I tried to get Alan to like Philip. Philip understood, did everything to make. Well, it was difficult.
Detective Danny Clover
And Alan's friends. This is the Thing we have to know somewhere. Someplace. Your son. Your son touched another person because of the. He was killed.
Jackie Logan
I don't know. After Alan met Philip, it seemed he didn't trust me. His friends were his secret.
Detective Danny Clover
How about Hope Anderson? She was his friend. Your son told me that. His good friend, Mrs. Warren. He was with her when she died.
Jackie Logan
I don't know. And I didn't know.
Detective Danny Clover
Listen to me.
Philip Warren
It.
Detective Danny Clover
It could have happened like this. Whoever shot Hope Anderson had meant to shoot Allen. Whoever that was missed the first time. Killed Hope instead.
Jackie Logan
Maybe.
Detective Danny Clover
Maybe we'd better go now, Mrs. War. It's starting to rain. Harder, Hugo.
Jackie Logan
I'll be all right. Somehow the rain. Well, it doesn't matter. I'll be all right. Mr. Cl.
Sergeant Gino Tartaglia
Hold still, Danny. I don't want the knot in your tie. Should look sloppy. Yeah. Well, Danny, if I do say so myself, I feel much better now. You are arrayed in dry clothes.
Detective Danny Clover
Thanks for helping me change the taglia. My arm and a sling.
Sergeant Gino Tartaglia
What am I going to do with you, Danny? You rise out of a sick bed without permission. You go to a funeral, stand in a wet rain. Get wet. Any one of these things could have waited.
Detective Danny Clover
I wonder if she's still there. To Daglia. I tried to take her home, but she wouldn't let me.
Sergeant Gino Tartaglia
Who, Danny?
Detective Danny Clover
Mrs. Warren. It's still raining.
Sergeant Gino Tartaglia
Exactly. And you are to stay out of Seine. You hear me, Danny?
Detective Danny Clover
Okay. Okay.
Sergeant Gino Tartaglia
Good. Now I will bring you in a visitor who has been waiting to see you.
Philip Warren
Who?
Sergeant Gino Tartaglia
A dame. A lady by the name Viola Walker.
Detective Danny Clover
Why didn't you tell me she was here?
Sergeant Gino Tartaglia
I thought it was more imperative you should get him to drive. Okay. Okay. I said I'd bring her in. You go right in.
Viola Walker
It's positively outrageous the way a citizen is treated around here. How long do you think you can keep a citizen waiting? After all, you're only a public servant.
Detective Danny Clover
You could write a letter to a newspaper. Ms. Walker.
Effie
You see?
Viola Walker
You see how you treat us? The innocent victims of injustice, the downtrodden.
Detective Danny Clover
I plead for you, Ms. Walker. Who could have done you an injustice? Give it a name.
Viola Walker
Jackie Logan. That's the name. That's the thing that did it to me.
Detective Danny Clover
Jackie.
Hillary Bright
What did she do when you were
Viola Walker
at the Marbury Apartments? The apartments I preside over. I told you they were nothing if not respectable. Remember that?
Detective Danny Clover
I remember. I remember. A girl was murdered there, too. Hope Anderson, wasn't it?
Viola Walker
I'm like a mother to those girls. They have no secrets from me. I keep none from them.
Sam Spade
You're hurt.
Detective Danny Clover
Because Jackie kept a secret from you.
Viola Walker
She's no good, that one. She's rotten and unhappy. She knows more about Hope's murder than you'll ever find out. I wanted her to tell me about it, to talk it over like mother to daughter. So that we could both share it with. With you. Police.
Detective Danny Clover
Thanks.
Viola Walker
And do you know what the snip did to me? She moved out, bag and baggage. And when I pleaded with her to come back, do you know what she did to me?
Detective Danny Clover
You'll tell me anyway, won't you, Miss Wallace?
Viola Walker
She slapped me and scratched my face. See?
Effie
See?
Viola Walker
Look at this horrible scar. You've got to arrest her.
Detective Danny Clover
Where is she?
Viola Walker
I made a point of finding that out. She's at the Kearney Hotel in the Bowery. A dirty, pest ridden fleabag. Imagine she left my elegant apartments for that.
Detective Danny Clover
All right, Ms. Walker, you can go now.
Viola Walker
But I'm not finished.
Detective Danny Clover
I said you could go. Get out of my sight. Ms. Walker. Jackie. Jackie Logan. Open up. It's Danny Clover. Jackie.
Jackie Logan
Come in.
Detective Danny Clover
Yeah. The place was a mess. Like a big wind had ripped him through there and died like that. And as if somebody had tried desperately hard to destroy everything he could lift or turn over. The bed had been slammed up into a corner and the headboard wrenched off so that the edge of the mattress touched the floor. And on a. A girl. Jackie Logan, staring with unbelieving eyes. Thin lines of blood crisscrossed her face like some abstract design of horror. And over all of it, the pink and blue that stuttered through the window from a sign that read Carney Hotel, your home away from home. Jackie. Jackie, what happened?
Jackie Logan
He'll die. I swear he'll die.
Detective Danny Clover
Tell me. Tell me, Jackie. Who was it? I'll get you some water. Here, drink this.
Effie
I can't. I can't.
Detective Danny Clover
We'll get you to a doctor.
Jackie Logan
Don't touch me.
Detective Danny Clover
Later, then. Tell me about it.
Jackie Logan
Nothing. I fell down.
Detective Danny Clover
Look, someone tried to kill you.
Jackie Logan
I fell down.
Detective Danny Clover
Why didn't he kill you? Hope Anderson's dead. And Alan Harper. Why didn't he kill you, Jackie?
Effie
He died.
Jackie Logan
He thought I was dead. He beat me. Thought I was dead.
Detective Danny Clover
Who? Tell me who.
Jackie Logan
That's gonna be my way. Because he thinks I'm dead. I got a good thing, Jackie.
Detective Danny Clover
Look, I can arrest you even with you like this for withholding evidence. Don't you know that?
Jackie Logan
Jackie, I'm delirious. I don't know what. I said. Nothing happened.
Detective Danny Clover
He beat you because you know something about him. Because you know he killed Hope. Anderson. And why is that? Why you were blackmailing him?
Jackie Logan
Jackie, I felt.
Detective Danny Clover
Don't you want to get back at whoever did this?
Effie
I done that.
Jackie Logan
Ask her. Ask Mrs. Warren. She.
Effie
Oh, get me a doctor.
Jackie Logan
Mr. Clover.
Detective Danny Clover
The police ambulance came and took her away. And its siren was loud to cover the sound of her screaming. Then I went to the Warren apartment. The doorman told me that they weren't at home, that they'd gone somewhere. To Montauk, he thought. So I went there. This time it was night and rain. The sounds of desolation that only the wind and the sea can shape. And finally, the cavern with its feeble yellow light washing against the darkness.
Sam Spade
Mr. Clover.
Jackie Logan
Stand where you are. Mr. Clover.
Detective Danny Clover
I came at the right time, didn't I? Mrs. Warren, maybe you better give me that gun.
Jackie Logan
No, no. I was just showing it to my husband. See it, Philip? This is a souvenir of war. Alan brought back a Japanese revolver. It's clean and loaded. Alan was always a good boy. Neat. A good boy.
Narrator/Announcer
Talk to her. Take it away from her.
Detective Danny Clover
She doesn't know what she's doing.
Jackie Logan
Don't try. Mr. Clover, why don't you go over there and dry yourself by the fire? Mrs. Warren, I. I was just telling Philip that my son. My son built that fireplace with his own hands, stone by stone. I've been showing Philip things that were a part of my son's life.
Detective Danny Clover
Mrs. Warren, I've just left a girl who said she told you something over the phone. Jackie Logan. What did she tell you?
Jackie Logan
She sounded very ill, as if she were in great pain.
Detective Danny Clover
She was. She'd been beaten so hard that whoever did it thought she was dead.
Jackie Logan
Now. Oh, no.
Detective Danny Clover
What did she tell you, Mrs. Warren? Was it that she was blackmailing your husband?
Philip Warren
What are you talking about?
Detective Danny Clover
Are you out of your mind?
Jackie Logan
You think us all out of our minds, don't you, Philip? Mr. Clover? Me? How did you know that, Mr. Clover?
Detective Danny Clover
I didn't. But it fits a. Viola Walker came to me, told me to arrest Jackie because Jackie had slapped her face and left her board in bed. When I saw Jackie, I knew it was more than that. Viola wanted in on something. Blackmail, maybe. She should have seen what blackmailing did to Jackie.
Jackie Logan
But Philip saw. Didn't you, Philip? Oh, there are so many things to kill you for, Philip. For wanting a girl my son loves.
Detective Danny Clover
You didn't mean to kill Hope Anderson, did you, Warren?
Jackie Logan
Of course he didn't, Mr. Clover. Not the girl, but my son. And finally he murdered Alan, tried to kill you and that poor girl. Jackie. Oh, alan, watch out. Mr. Clover, this gun, Philli Aaron's gun. I'm going to kill you with.
Detective Danny Clover
Mrs. Warren.
Sergeant Gino Tartaglia
Mrs. Warren.
Detective Danny Clover
Give it to me.
Effie
Don't. Don't stop me.
Detective Danny Clover
Not that way. Give it to me.
Effie
He's getting away. I said I'd kill him and he's getting away.
Hillary Bright
The gun,
Narrator (Broadway's My Beat)
Warren.
Sam Spade
Stop.
Hillary Bright
Don't be a fool, Warren.
Detective Danny Clover
All right, Mrs. Warren. It's only a leg wound, huh?
Jackie Logan
Mr. Clover, you should have let me. Chill,
Detective Danny Clover
Broadway for the buildings of the night. Lean against the darkness in crazy tilted angles and walk carefully, kid or you'll upset their balance. It's a street where you walk the high wire Else you gotta play it safe in a cage. It's Broadway. The gaudiest, the most violent, the lonesomest mile in the world. Broadway. My beat.
Narrator (Broadway's My Beat)
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Episode: Sam Spade and Broadway Is My Beat
Date: May 20, 2026
Source Episodes:
This episode of Case Closed! features two classic radio crime dramas:
Both stories dive into the dark corners of crime investigation, showcasing the wit, quirks, and doggedness of their titular detectives amid atmospheric settings and a cast of vivid, suspicious characters. Thematically, both episodes explore the murky motivations lying beneath seemingly festive occasions and the hidden sorrows that underscore urban life.
Timestamps: 01:14 – 29:04
A Halloween party at an ancestral estate turns deadly, drawing in hard-boiled detective Sam Spade to untangle a web of eccentric personalities, misdirection, and murder. The story melds genre-blending humor with a suspenseful whodunit.
Halloween Atmosphere:
Sam is called to Fairly Pines estate for what appears to be a peculiar party—witches, cauldrons, and costumes abound.
“Get out your cauldron, your poisoned pen… I’ll be right down to dictate my report on the Fairly Bright Caper or I should have stood in bed and ducked for apple.” – Sam Spade (02:14)
Cast Introductions:
Party Background:
The masquerade is both a Halloween party and Wilma’s engagement party—but no invited guests arrive, so Hillary brings in uninvited, “colorful” types (gangsters, dancers, a witch, etc.).
Security Concerns:
Sam is hired for a hefty fee due to previous crimes at Bright’s parties:
“At the last party…the guests were held up and robbed of $50,000 worth of jewels, including the chief’s gold badge. So you see, we do need you.” – Hillary Bright (12:35)
The Red Herring:
Police focus on Ophelia’s odd behavior; she tied bedsheets as a rope out her window.
Physical Evidence:
Forensic Details:
Twists:
Sam’s deduction:
The phone book was used to slow the bullet, making the shot appear more skilled and distant than it was, and the use of jeweled bullets changed gun markings.
Motive:
"Langdon, as trustee of the Fairleigh estate, had embezzled large sums of money which he would have to account for under the community property law if she got married...when the old lady went soft in the head, he decided to end the danger once and for all." – Sam Spade (28:24)
Climax:
After a confrontation in the woods, Langdon is caught (with witchly intervention), and the case is closed.
“That’s fairly bright, sweetheart. Except that Mrs. Fairley did not kill her daughter.” – Sam Spade (27:20)
“I’ll put a spell on you, I will. I’ll turn you into a toad.” – The Witch (20:47)
Timestamps: 30:34 – 57:27
Set in the dark, emotional underworld of Broadway, Detective Danny Clover investigates the murder of Hope Anderson, navigating the secrets and pains that haunt residents of New York’s fringe.
The Murder:
Hope Anderson is found dead by a fountain in the Marbury Apartments courtyard; the only witness is the jaded landlady, Ms. Viola Walker.
Atmosphere:
The rain, neon, and late-night cityscape contribute to the noir tone.
“Broadway or darkness drains through the scarlet of neon before it’s called night and the crowd gathers…” – Detective Danny Clover (31:04)
Setting:
Clover tracks Alan Harper to an isolated beach cabin in Montauk. The encounter turns violent—Harper is also shot, and Clover is wounded and hospitalized.
Emotional Impact:
The aftermath is explored via Clover’s hospitalization and a poignant funeral for Alan, with Alan’s mother, Vera Warren, pleading for justice:
“Find out who killed my son.” – Mrs. Warren (47:33)
Jackie Attacked:
Jackie Logan is discovered brutally beaten, evidently targeted for knowing too much about the murders.
The Confrontation:
Clover confronts the Warren family at the Montauk cabin. Vera is on the edge, gun in hand, revealing layers of grief and mistrust. It’s discovered that Philip Warren, Vera's husband, wanted Hope Anderson himself and mistakenly shot her while intending to kill his stepson, Alan, out of jealousy and rage.
Dramatic Resolution:
Vera nearly kills Philip herself, but Clover prevents her. Philip is wounded, and the case ends with somber closure.
“Broadway is a carnival of shadows that walk the neon midway and scream when they've been cheated of an attraction...” – Detective Danny Clover (44:14)
“Grief isn't a simple thing. It's made up of so much. The lost times and memories, so many later. ... The only thing in my heart that I know the words for. Find out who killed my son.” – Mrs. Warren (47:49)
"You didn't mean to kill Hope Anderson, did you, Warren? ... Not the girl, but my son. And finally he murdered Alan, tried to kill you and that poor girl, Jackie." – Clover / Mrs. Warren (56:03)
This Case Closed! episode expertly pairs two vintage mysteries that blend seasonal atmosphere and urban gloom, demonstrating the golden age of radio’s gift for character-driven suspense and emotional resonance. Both stories use clever narrative tricks—Sam Spade with Halloween misdirection and comic relief, Danny Clover with noir pathos and shocking violence—delivering satisfying, haunting mysteries poised between entertainment and tragedy.