
Hello! It's the podcast that believes 141 hard-boiled eggs is, you know, plenty. Today, Katie and the Casualties break down Joey Chestnut's return to glory at the Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest, his techniques, his hangover, his records, and his most impressive competition, then get into the week at Wimbledon, the rise of Ben and Trinity, the fall of Morgan Stanley's PTO limits, and the downside of letting robots into tennis, the 30-year legacy of Tragic Kingdom, the Red Sox heading to the White House without winning a World Series, Pete Alonso OUT of the Home Run Derby, Big Dumper IN to the Home Run Derby, Luis Ortiz and baseball's dumbest gambling scandal to date, Michael Kay, brooms, aprons, NBA microeconomics, sports movies, Australian men's softball, and way too much more.
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Katie Nolan
Hey, Isabella, did you see? We now have a new highest grossing actor of all time worldwide.
Isabella
Is it Timothee Chalamet?
Katie Nolan
No.
Isabella
Who is it?
Katie Nolan
Is that your only guess?
Isabella
I don't know. Brad Pitt?
Katie Nolan
No. Higher than them. Higher than Robert Downey Jr. Higher than Morgan Freeman.
Isabella
Morgan Freeman. Let's go with Clint Eastwood.
Katie Nolan
What the fuck? What's he in over the weekend? What did he. I don't know.
Isabella
He's always coming out with some movie where he. He's like in the desert and. Yeah, there's a car and he's mad about it.
Katie Nolan
No, sexist. It's Scarlett Johansson.
Isabella
Damn.
Katie Nolan
Wow. See how you thought it was a man? Unpack that.
Isabella
Fine.
Katie Nolan
Okay.
Isabella
Sorry.
Katie Nolan
Hi. Hello. Welcome to Cat. I almost just said welcome to sports. I've been doing this podcast for so long.
Isabella
That's messed up.
Katie Nolan
And I almost just. I almost said welcome to sports. I don't know what muscle memory that was.
Isabella
I need to unpack that.
Brady
Seeing your ex's name in year three.
Katie Nolan
I just miss Ashley. I've been texting her to come on this podcast and she'll do that thing that sometimes your friends do where they respond in other ways but never address the question that you've asked and you don't want to keep going. So about my podcast, but I'll get her. Welcome to Casuals. It's a podcast. It's about sports. I was gonna say kinda, but today it is mostly about sports, but we just chat. We're just buddies who love sports. We want you to love sports, too. I'm Katie Nolan, joined today by my casualties. We've got Brady, we've got Chris. They're both on Zoom. And Isabelle is here in the building with me. If you want to reach out to us. Casualswithkatienolanmail.com Our voicemail 646-801-0043 on IG and TikTok, we are at Casuals, the pod. We start every podcast with a yap where I just go blah, blah, blah, blah, blah about something I'm thinking about. We have like a 13 page pod document today, so I think I'm probably gonna skip that. I was gonna yap about how there's.
Chris
So much to talk about this summer.
Katie Nolan
I know, it's just such a high point for sports. There's just so much. The problem is when you go to dig up all these stories, then you dig into all these other little stories and you end up with a 17 page pod doc. But the app was gonna be. I'm just annoyed at my team, my baseball team, for a billion reasons. And I really thought heading into fourth of July weekend, I was like, well, the Red Sox have pissed me off as much as they possibly could. I've kind of cooled off since the DEs situation. Maybe I'll dip my toe back in. What's that? On their day off, they voluntarily went to the White House. Um, well, and we'll get to that because it's in here. But I think the most important news of the weekend is not that I finally went out in the sun and have a little bit of color to my skin. That's just a minor headline.
Brady
Damn right, Katie. Way to go.
Katie Nolan
That's right. Thank you so much. I'm wearing a white shirt today. It's the first time I've done this in a long time because it doesn't perfectly match my skin. Um, but no, the big news. Isabella's favorite sporting event of the year, the hot dog eating contest. Joey chestnut wins eating 70 and a half hot dogs. Enough to win by like 30, but not make a world record, which means he just ate too many hot dogs. You should have just slowed down when you realized you weren't going to make, what, a waste of 30 hot dogs?
Brady
Eight. 23 more than he needed to to win. It was 70 and a half. 46 wasn't close.
Katie Nolan
And you're like, oh, he's not gonna get it. Okay, so he does 23 extra. I was also watching. I was diving in a little bit to what happens after a competitive eating contest. Like, if there's a universal. Well, of course they go boot and rally or whatever. And Joey Chestnut, I guess, naps. Yeah, he takes a huge nap. Aren't you not. Isn't that like the number one thing doctors say don't eat and then sleep?
Brady
I don't think you have a choice in that.
Isabella
Half hot dogs. I feel like you'd have to take a nap.
Katie Nolan
It's like a food coma.
Brady
17 pounds of hot dogs. What is he supposed to do?
Katie Nolan
What's the most hot dogs you've ever eaten in a day? Maybe like three, I think.
Chris
Probably done. Yeah. Five or six, I think would probably be mine.
Katie Nolan
I did the 999 challenge, but I didn't complete it. I think I did eight. I think I did seven or eight. Pretty good. In nine innings. It was the harder part of the challenge. It was like another one of these fucking things.
Brady
Isabelle, you can pull a 999.
Isabella
What is that?
Katie Nolan
Nine hot dogs, nine beers, nine innings. No, especially not now with the pitch clock. You had to do it pre pitch clock, era.
Brady
Oh, Katie. Were you doing it a Red Sox, Yankees game? Like. Like 2005?
Katie Nolan
It was. It was at a Mets game. Okay, but it should have been doing it at a Sox, Yankees game. You'd have all the time you could easily complete.
Brady
Those used to go like four and a half hours. It was crazy. The TV breaks longer.
Katie Nolan
Very fast. This game went very fast, and we could only find beers and tall boys.
Isabella
Wait, is this in nine innings or nine minutes?
Chris
Nine minutes would be insane. You would.
Brady
Did you think we were asking if you could drink nine beers in nine minutes?
Isabella
I was like, I could. I. For my mind kept turning off the last ninth detail. So I was like, what's the time frame?
Brady
I'm so impressed that you had to ponder nine.
Katie Nolan
You know what? Let's try it.
Isabella
Nine innings. Yeah, I think I could do it.
Katie Nolan
Next pog. Well, now that you've considered doing it in nine minutes, were you guys saying nine beers in nine seconds? Is that what it was? Cause I still think I could do that. I think I could do that.
Isabella
Nine minutes. No, but nine innings, I think I can.
Katie Nolan
You think you go in confident. A tale as old as time. Competitive eating legend Joey Chestnut once again crown champion. His return to eating after skipping last year due to a sponsorship dispute with a vegan wiener brand. And who hasn't run into that problem before? Scarf down 70 and a half hot dogs. Well, Ahead of Patrick Bertoletti, who finished in second, who only ate only eight, 46 and a half hot dogs in 10 minutes. I watched a tick tock over the weekend that was like an animated graph of the over time how many hot dogs it took to win the Nathan's hot dog eating contest. And the way it went from like nine to 70, whatever, was crazy to me to watch that. It used to just be like, wow, that guy. Well, boy, oh boy, he ate seven hot dogs in 10. And then there, there's. The invention of that method is that Kobayashi does, where he cuts it in half and puts it in at the. And then dips the bread in the water and holds it like a sopping.
Chris
Sports science. That's what it is. Just the advancement of sports science.
Katie Nolan
All right, P. This was Joey Chestnut's 17th mustard belt.
Brady
It's impressive.
Isabella
Is there a higher one, like a ketchup belt?
Brady
No, it's not like karate belts. Like there's only one.
Katie Nolan
Yeah, he's now certified ketchup.
Isabella
Be like, damn, Joey, you can only get mustard.
Katie Nolan
No, the ketchup belt is what they give the guy who came in second place. He's gotta catch up. You know, I like that.
Isabella
Oh, that's funny.
Katie Nolan
Yeah, that's good. I pay them to say things like this to me. He's the most prolific eater in hot dog eating contest history. He has downed well over 1,000 hot dogs during his career and has crossed the 70 dog plateau. God, I'd love to live on a 70 dog plateau. Adorable. Would you? Not hot dogs, but like dog dogs, they can be hot. Like the sun can be out. A whopping seven times in his 20 appearances at the contest, we actually got a voicemail. Somebody that listens to this podcast knew somebody who competed in the hot dog contest. Let's play that, Chris.
Nick
Hey, Katie and the casualties. This is Nick from Massachusetts calling in. I was just listening to your podcast where you guys were briefly discussing the Nathan's hot dog eating contest. And what is wrong with you if you are betting on this hot dog contest. Now, let me give you a quick background. There is one competitor that has been competing in this for a couple years now. His name is Jeff Esper. Back in the day, he was my teacher in high school. And then all of a sudden he took the jump into professional eating. So you will find me betting every year on Jeffrey Esper to win this competition. I'll throw a fiver on him just to see. Never the favorite, always around third or fourth best dogs. That's the. That's the only way I'm betting on the hot dog contest.
Chris
Love you guys.
Nick
Mean it.
Katie Nolan
Bye. Oh, Nick, we love you and we mean it. Jeff Esper came in fourth, by the way, but a formidable effort. 43 and 7/8 of a hot dog. How the fuck.
Chris
Seven eighths is hilarious.
Katie Nolan
How the fuck. Going in there and picking up the bite and going.
Brady
Especially the way this is.
Katie Nolan
I call this about the way that.
Brady
These guys are doing it. Like Joey Chestnut, like, they all took his method. Yeah, he's just grabbing them two at a time and just going long way right down the throat. So that means there's just a little.
Katie Nolan
Technically, it's snapped in half. I don't know, is it two? I thought it was two. And then I read that the actual method, I think is you snap it in half and you go.
Brady
That's probably less of a choking hazard.
Katie Nolan
Still nasty.
Brady
And the wadded up sponge of that.
Chris
Bun, that's the worst part for me.
Isabella
Frappuccino taste in my mouth. I don't want to think.
Katie Nolan
Sorry about that. Is there a way not to talk about gambling? Is there a way to bet on someone coming in third of something?
Brady
Typically most. Yeah. Not. There are a lot of events. Like, you can bet exact who comes in, like, exactly third in a horse race or.
Katie Nolan
Yeah. Can you do it in this? Because I feel like I wouldn't put money on my teacher to beat Joey Chestnut, but I would top three. Yeah, I would do that.
Brady
Betting on your friends, as long as it's legal, is. Is actually extremely fun. Like, Chris, you bet on Alex Rossi Indy 500, right? Throw a couple bucks on Alex to win the Indy.
Chris
If I was a gambler, I would have for sure.
Katie Nolan
Damn.
Brady
If you were a gambler.
Chris
So I did not.
Katie Nolan
Damn, Chris.
Chris
And rooted hard.
Katie Nolan
Damn.
Brady
Could have sworn you had the account just to throw five bucks on Alex to win the Indy 500.
Chris
I should have.
Katie Nolan
Chris said, you cannot peer pressure me into your degeneracy. I. Nope.
Brady
I bet on Alex this year. I.
Chris
And I'll do it next year.
Brady
Caught on fire.
Katie Nolan
And I. I don't know, Chris, Technically, these betting apps are becoming social media, and you're off social media, famously, so I really don't think it's allowed for you to be on there. Most fascinating thing for me, other than the lemonade chugging contest, which I did not know existed, but Badlands Booker, who I met a million years ago on CR Goes Wild, attempted to set a world record by chugging 2 gallons of lemonade in under 60. Jesus Christ. The thought of it's making me throw up. Under 60 seconds, two gallons of lemonade. He failed at the two gallons. And under 60 seconds, he only did a gallon and a half. And that's still a world record, so I don't know how to call that a failure. You have to watch the video of it. You guys have to look that up. The way that everybody around him is like chugging in a way you would think was fast. And then you look at him just going like. It's just like all of it just down. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy.
Brady
Katie, have you ever tried the. You ever done like the three foot long frozen margarita in Vegas?
Katie Nolan
No.
Brady
So people walk around those, like yard long. It's a frozen drink. It's just lime juice and sugar and tequila. And you're like, oh, this looks like fun. This looks like a challenge.
Katie Nolan
Why is Brady trying to make us all degenerate drinkers and gamblers? What is this? Hey, Katie, you ever do cocaine at the beach? No.
Brady
So the story is that the frozen margarita, lime juice and sugar and tequila, and you're like, it looks like fun. And you walk around. I took like three sips of it and realized it is 105 degrees out here.
Katie Nolan
Yeah.
Brady
This combination of sugar and heat and my body went into like full shutdown immediately. I just threw this like the two and a half feet of this left in the trash.
Katie Nolan
Yeah.
Brady
I can't imagine doing a gallon of like full leaded lemonade in 95 degree Coney island sun. Crazy maniac.
Katie Nolan
The tartness, the sweetness, none of it's affecting him. He's just taking this jug crazy. It was crazy. But that's not to me what the most interesting part was. There were how many competitors in this competition, Brady?
Brady
15.
Katie Nolan
And watching it live, which I will say was difficult, not because of the broadcast or anything, just literally watching people performatively shove wet buns and hot dogs with like beautiful women behind them, keeping track of how many. On one of those.
Isabella
Smiling like.
Katie Nolan
Yeah. On one of those things you use, like in a pickup basketball game, one of those scoreboards where you just like flip the numbers. Just the whole thing was a real test of your limits. But I did watch it. And I think the best part of the broadcast was when they announced all 15 people that were coming up to the stage. They gave these little blurbs in the lower third of what incredible eating accomplishment these people had achieved. And I don't remember them all, but, Brady, you went back and got them. You have them in front of you all. 15. And I think we should rank the most. Rank them by impressiveness. I believe the kids call this a blind ranking, But I also feel like if I put something at two and then I want to move it, I'm gonna move it. Does that violate the rules of a blind ranking?
Isabella
No, you can do whatever you want.
Katie Nolan
It's your podcast, you guys. And again, I pay them to say stuff like this to me. Okay, let's start with the first one. Brady.
Brady
First man out of the gate announced by the great George Shea, who was like, full carnie barker and I love him. First.
Katie Nolan
It was a little much for me, if I may.
Brady
I'm sorry, do you want.
Katie Nolan
He was a little much for me.
Brady
Do you want your competitive eating guy to play it straight? They already had Jeremy Shap during the play.
Katie Nolan
By play was crazy. Was that second generation sports reporters? And he's like, doing it with a lot of prestige. But anyway. Okay, sorry, I don't mean to get us derailed here.
Brady
Who was the first man out the gate? Jerome Burns, 33 years old from Danbury, Connecticut, came out the gate strong. His blurb holds two master's degrees in classical trumpet performance.
Katie Nolan
Oh, that wasn't. Oh, I don't care about that. I thought we were doing eating. That's 10. Okay, he's 15. He has two master's degrees in what?
Brady
Classical trumpet performance.
Katie Nolan
Okay, why do you need two masters in that?
Brady
That's like, I don't know where to go with this.
Katie Nolan
Great. So 15 and nice, easy start. Who was next?
Brady
Cameron Mead, 21 years old, from Valparaiso, Indiana. Nathan's famous debut, 25 hot dogs and buns at Kansas City qualifier.
Katie Nolan
Maybe I didn't start watching until, like, the third guy got announced because none of these are about eating. So we'll put that at 15 and we'll move the two master's degrees to 14.
Brady
Darian Thomas, 26 years old, from Orillia, Ontario. Number one Canadian eater, former amateur poutine eating champion of Canada.
Katie Nolan
Okay, now that's national pride. But it also says former, which means he's been kicked. And it says nothing about how do you measure poutine? Is it couldn't be by fry. It must be by pound, like weight or by dish.
Isabella
Like how many dishes?
Chris
Bowls of. Or something of poutine.
Katie Nolan
But then who's got a regulation size for a dish? How could I compete with your. It would have to be by weight.
Isabella
They're like. It's specifically the IKEA 11 inch white plate.
Katie Nolan
I thought you're gonna say they sold poutine at Ikea. I was like, they do. I haven't been there since the horse meatballs. They've updated the menu. Okay, these are not as exciting as I thought. Get to the good ones. There was one that was like 12 hard boiled eggs in 30 seconds or something like that.
Brady
Radim. Steel Rod Dvoracek.
Katie Nolan
Great.
Brady
34 from Ostrava, Czech Republic, has competed in 350 plus food challenges in 17 countries. Again, they had nothing on this guy.
Katie Nolan
350 plus challenges in 17 countries is a lot. These. This segment's not going how I felt it would. Are any of these Brady crazy eating stats?
Brady
Oh, yeah, they get way better.
Katie Nolan
Okay, great. These are all at the bottom. De facto bottom. Maybe we'll do the blind ranking of the top 10. It's truly blind.
Brady
All right, we're cooking now. Adrian Morgan, 42, from Baton Rouge, Louisiana, once ate 18 and a half peanut butter and banana sandwiches in 10 minutes.
Katie Nolan
Okay, now that's where I started noticing exactly. Because peanut butter, like you said, Chris, that has a level of how long? Of how long a time?
Brady
10 minutes, 10 minutes.
Katie Nolan
That's crazy.
Isabella
That's really hard because peanut butter is hard to swallow.
Katie Nolan
I wonder if he was allowed to have like, milk.
Isabella
I hope so. What if he had to like soak the peanut butter sandwiches in.
Chris
In milk.
Isabella
In milk.
Katie Nolan
Yuck. I would put that at like three or four. That's. Peanut butter is a level of. Now, granted, it's not a lot in a short amount of time, but it is peanut butter. I really feel that is a level of difficult.
Isabella
Like, you know, the roof of your mouth is like you could die.
Katie Nolan
You know, it's like the cinnamon channel.
Brady
Die from any of these.
Katie Nolan
Yeah, true. Also true. All right, so let's. Where do you guys feel comfortable putting that? Help me out. We'll put that at four.
Chris
Four's good for now.
Isabella
Yeah.
Katie Nolan
Okay, great.
Brady
Gideon OG, 33 years old, Morrow, Georgia, tallest competitor at 6 foot 9 inch in MLE history. Ate 10 pounds of baked beans in a minute and 45 seconds.
Chris
No, 10 pounds in a minute and 45.
Brady
Yep.
Chris
10 pounds.
Brady
Yep.
Isabella
Can we visualize that?
Chris
Yeah.
Katie Nolan
10 pounds is more than a gallon of baked beans. Oh, my God.
Brady
It's more than a milk jug of baked beans.
Katie Nolan
How many? Two liter bottles?
Chris
You, you almost have to like, just drink them at that stage. You just have to open up the.
Katie Nolan
Mouth and baked beans blow 10 pounds in a minute and 45 seconds.
Brady
Yeah.
Katie Nolan
Oh, my God.
Brady
That's a historic Dutch oven.
Katie Nolan
Are you. You're just pouring them into your mouth. There's no way you're spooning.
Chris
That's what I'm saying. Yeah.
Katie Nolan
There's no way you're spooning. It's like the lemonade. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You want to put that up there. You want to put that at like three. That's ten pounds is a lot.
Isabella
Yeah.
Katie Nolan
Imagine. Imagine coming out.
Chris
That's crazy.
Katie Nolan
Imagine the farts.
Isabella
I was gonna say, imagine the bathroom break.
Katie Nolan
That's crazy. Yeah.
Chris
Healthy beans are good for your heart.
Katie Nolan
We were all thinking, all right, we'll put that at two for now. Because that's a minute. 45 is such a small amount of time to literally gain 10 pounds of food to your body. That's. I would get on a scale right before and then get on a scale right after.
Chris
It's an interesting length of time to sit for a competition as well. Right?
Katie Nolan
Maybe it was.
Chris
Or is it just how long?
Katie Nolan
It's probably. How fast can you do £10? Yeah, it had to be, because the time. That's a good call. Chris.
Chris
45 is just crazy.
Katie Nolan
Okay, Brady, what else?
Brady
I'm gonna burn through this next guy. He's boring as hell. Ricardo Corbucci of Brazil finished sixth in his Nathan's famous debut last year.
Katie Nolan
Yeah, you're out, dude. You're 10 or whatever. The bottom is Derek Heavy D. Richardson. I'm saying at this point, there's so many at the bottom. Yeah, he's in the bottom part.
Chris
Yeah.
Brady
Derek heavy D. Richardson, 37, of Las Vegas, Nevada, donut specialist and tamale champion.
Katie Nolan
That says nothing. Those are just words. That's like when I say sports commentator, I just came up with it.
Isabella
Does it say how many donuts?
Katie Nolan
No, he says that he specializes in. I'm also a donut specialist. Now what? Heavy D. All right.
Brady
George Chigger, 46, from Pocono Pines, Pennsylvania, holds world record for spray cheese in a can.
Katie Nolan
No. What. What's the world now? Google world record for spray cheese. Okay.
Brady
Two 8 ounce cans in 59 seconds.
Katie Nolan
Yeah, just call it a minute. Just call it. You did two cans of spray cheese in one minute. I. That's. I'm gonna give that number nine. I don't.
Isabella
If there's whole segments making me nuts.
Katie Nolan
I know. Two cans of spray cheese. I mean, spray cheese is really a misnomer because the cheese isn't so much spraying as it's just sort of.
Isabella
I wonder what the technique is. Do you just continuously spray and then swallow and spray or you just like.
Katie Nolan
Spray until Your whole body.
Isabella
And then swallow and then spray and fill your mouth.
Katie Nolan
It's too hot for this.
Brady
He has to go Leaning tower of cheeza. Like a goofy movie.
Chris
Pre sprayed.
Katie Nolan
Okay, next.
Brady
Max Stanford, 37, from Brixton, England. That's old. Ranked number one in British Eating League for three straight years. And they shorted this guy because this guy has put down 12.3 pounds of strawberry shortcake before. They did not give him 10 minutes. Did not give him that on his blurb.
Katie Nolan
Let's give him that now. 12.3 pounds of shortcake or strawberry shortcake.
Brady
Strawberry shortcake.
Chris
Strawberry shortcake.
Katie Nolan
Strawberry shortcake in 10 minutes.
Chris
That is delicious.
Brady
Probably delicious through three pounds.
Isabella
Strawberry shortcake is light, I imagine, so. Like 12 pounds of it.
Katie Nolan
Oh, yeah, you're right a lot. You're right, because shortcake is, like, airy.
Isabella
Yeah.
Chris
It's just hard to get a visual representation of what these things like. I'm sure certain. Certain records would look more or less impressive if we actually saw the food in front of them.
Katie Nolan
If we got. No, I like to. I like to just think about it. I'm gonna put that at 8.
Brady
If they were, like, 3 foot by 3 foot by 3 foot cube of strawberry cake.
Katie Nolan
Chris. I'll tell you why. Because it wasn't on the. Brady had to go look that up. All we know is that he was on that. So it's. I'm gonna put it at eight. Just in fairness. Yeah.
Chris
If it wasn't impressive enough for them to put in. You're right, exactly. All right.
Brady
I got the teacher here. Jeffrey Esper, 50 years old. We know him from Oxford, Massachusetts.
Katie Nolan
Oh, my God. That's, like, where teachers are supposed to be from.
Brady
Oxford World Massachuset, because it's world spam eating champion. 9.7 pounds in eight minutes.
Isabella
That's. Is it cooked or is it straight from the can? I mean, I know technically spam is.
Katie Nolan
Like, cooked, but, like, I don't know anything about it.
Chris
Technically, straight from the can. It's.
Katie Nolan
Is it straight from the can? Is that how you eat it?
Brady
I think you would have to.
Isabella
No, I don't eat it.
Brady
You can't get, like, the crisp on it if you're going for speed.
Katie Nolan
Well, I think they would cook it for you.
Brady
Yeah. You have time to, like, flip it.
Katie Nolan
I don't think you got to do the hot dogs raw. They don't make you work the grill.
Brady
But they're boiled. They're not like, on the grill and charred.
Katie Nolan
Yeah. I don't know what's the Ideal way to eat Spam. I would say not I slice it.
Isabella
And then, like, pan it.
Katie Nolan
I would say abstaining from is the proper way.
Isabella
This sounds like my. My eating context.
Katie Nolan
9.7 pounds of. What I'm learning here is that it seems like it takes a few minutes to put 10 pounds into a human body. It doesn't really matter what the food is. Takes about 10 minutes to put. Or a few minutes, because baked beans was in a minute 45.
Isabella
So in spam, 9 pounds.
Katie Nolan
9.7 pounds in 8 minutes. No, I'm gonna put that at 3, I guess, because it's the Spam of it all. Here's a question, Brady. Maybe you can look up 70 hot dogs is how many pounds of hot dog?
Brady
It was just over 17 pounds. I think they're about 4 ounces each.
Katie Nolan
Oh, my God. Yikes. Okay, then Spam's less impressive because Spam is basically a hot dog in a can form, right?
Brady
Pretty much, yeah.
Isabella
According to AI Overview.
Katie Nolan
Well, that's never right. It tells you to eat three rocks a day.
Isabella
A can of spam weighs about 0.75 pounds, which 12 ounces. So that's like, what, like over 10 of them to make it nine point something.
Katie Nolan
Yeah, that's. I'm gonna put it at six.
Chris
Six sounds right.
Brady
All right, Florida man. Up next, Nick wary, 35, from Tampa, once ate 50 hard boiled eggs in three minutes and four seconds.
Katie Nolan
That's it. That's it. That's number one.
Isabella
50 in three minutes is crazy.
Katie Nolan
It's crazy. That's the one that I went. We need to write these down. 50 eggs in three minutes. The farts are out of this world.
Isabella
Oh, my God. I hope he doesn't have a roommate.
Katie Nolan
I go. I go to bat for hard boiled eggs. I think they just have bad pr. I think.
Isabella
Oh, I think so too.
Katie Nolan
I think they're so tasty, and I think that they have this, like, air of being gross, and I really don't think they are. I think they're tasty. But 50 of them in three minutes is absurd.
Chris
That's one every three and a half seconds.
Katie Nolan
Egg, Egg.
Brady
That man needs to be kept in, like, quarantine.
Katie Nolan
Ready?
Brady
Let's do it.
Katie Nolan
Ready?
Brady
48 hours after that.
Chris
Egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg.
Katie Nolan
That's not gonna. At that point, you're just going. You have to. You cannot chew and swallow. If you get that dry yolk in there, that'll slow you right down. Oh, my God.
Isabella
In three minutes, when the apocalypse happens, I want him, like, on my.
Katie Nolan
Can you imagine how expensive this was?
Chris
He's stealing all of your egg, your rations.
Katie Nolan
That's crazy.
Chris
You don't want him.
Isabella
Imagine if I need to hide something. I'll be like, just swallow these.
Brady
Imagine listening to Mr. Brightside and like, during that time, pounding 50.
Katie Nolan
I'mma eat all these eggs and I'll be doing just fine. Got to, got to get them down because I want to fart. I'm putting that at number one. Is that crazy? 50?
Isabella
No, that's crazy.
Katie Nolan
He's nuts. Nuts. All right, Brady, what else?
Brady
Three to go. The Australian champion James Webb, 36, from Sydney, once shelled and ate 338 pistachios in eight minutes.
Isabella
Okay, that's impressive.
Katie Nolan
The shelling is the impressive part. Wow. How many minutes?
Brady
Eight minutes.
Katie Nolan
Eight minutes. 338 pistachios.
Brady
That's like one every four seconds.
Katie Nolan
The shelling is crazy. Do you think? Because what if he runs into a dud? He must just throw that one back because, you know, sometimes you get a pistachio that has not cracked open and you.
Brady
One and a half seconds.
Isabella
He must go through. I would assume the smartest approach would be you unshell a bunch and then you just throw them in your mouth.
Katie Nolan
I think he would just keep track of them. Yeah. I think he just uses teeth and like, pry it open, pop the nut in, pry it open. I guess, I don't know. But shelling and eating is a level of difficulty that might unseat my 50 eggs. I don't know. Eight minutes, granted. Now, pistachios are very small. It's not really about the, like, whoa, how'd you have the room? It's more like, how'd you have the patience?
Chris
Really Got to work on a technique. Have a technique that works for you.
Katie Nolan
Absolutely. You're absolutely right. This is all technique based. And I feel like your fingernails are more involved than you think. Like, I wonder, you know when you've been shelling pistachios for too long and you're like, oh, my fingers feel salty and dry. I wonder if that happens.
Isabella
Probably he just licks his fingers. He's like, no, it's fine.
Katie Nolan
I feel like three is available. Is three available? I might put him at three.
Isabella
No, I'm pretty sure you have baked bean guys.
Katie Nolan
No, baked beans at two.
Isabella
Oh, then three. Put them at three.
Katie Nolan
I think we do them at three. And then. And then we, you know, we can always go back if we need to. I also am keeping track of these by writing them randomly. All over my paper, so I might lose track. We have two more. Who else?
Brady
Two more. And this is a psychopath. Patrick Bertoletti, 40, from Chicago.
Katie Nolan
Crazy.
Brady
World jalapeno eating champion.
Katie Nolan
What is it?
Brady
Just take a guess. How many jalapenos in eight minutes?
Chris
Oh, my God.
Katie Nolan
Why is it always eight minutes?
Isabella
Amount of time, 20.
Katie Nolan
No way. It's more than that. It's got to be like 130.
Brady
275.
Katie Nolan
Oh, my God.
Chris
275. Oh, how man. We think Joey Chestnut's post eating bathroom trip is bad. What's that bathroom trip like?
Brady
This one just has you, like, hallucinating and wandering through the desert with a talking coyote.
Katie Nolan
200.
Isabella
I think we might have to put him another at number one or something.
Chris
After a medium spicy vindaloo. It's a tough.
Katie Nolan
Here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna bump. We're gonna bump 18 and a half peanut butter sandwiches in 10 minutes down to number five, because I had it at four and bump that down to five. That was too high for that. I got ahead of myself. Should I bump it down to 6 and move spam above it? The peanut butter still? Yeah, yeah, you're right. You're very happy. And then we'll make jalapenos above. Pistachios or below?
Chris
Above.
Isabella
I would put.
Chris
That's a lot of jalapenos.
Katie Nolan
Yeah. And so we'll make jalapenos. Three, two is baked beans right now.
Brady
So much.
Chris
I might have to bump baked beans because it's 45.
Katie Nolan
10 pounds in a minute and 45 seconds. Yeah, that's crazy.
Chris
But they. They can just slide down the throat. The jalapenos, like.
Katie Nolan
I'm putting just like.
Chris
The bravery that you would have to have to at least attempt it. Not just.
Katie Nolan
I mean, they're not ghost peppers, you know.
Chris
Still hot. That having that many.
Katie Nolan
Yeah, it is a lot.
Brady
Man's also 40. I'm not eating jalapenos at 40.
Katie Nolan
Well, it doesn't say. He just did it. I'm gonna put the pistachios at 4, jalapenos at 3. Baked beans are still at 2 and eggs are at 1. Is that I'm. You'd think I'm nuts. You think it should go higher than that? I think it's audio content. And the more we debate numbers, the more we're gonna lose people.
Chris
Good point.
Katie Nolan
All right, let's keep it at that. Great. And then we got one more.
Brady
Joey Chestnut, 41 years old, Westfield, Indiana. No, they shorted him on his blurb it just says world. Holds 55 world eating records. Okay, go Google it.
Katie Nolan
Do we know any of those?
Brady
I have all of them. And the first one listed is that Joey chestnut has the eight minute hard boiled egg record.
Katie Nolan
What is it?
Brady
141.
Katie Nolan
Oh my God.
Brady
The size of 141 hard boiled eggs.
Isabella
And how many minutes is it in?
Katie Nolan
Eight minutes. That is a 50 egg in three minute pace, basically. Oh my God. Oh my God. So does he beat everybody at all of their things? That's kind of wild.
Isabella
Well, I mean, if we have boiled eggs at one, then like. Yeah, he basically won.
Katie Nolan
I know, but he's Joey Chestnut. He shouldn't count.
Isabella
No, yeah, he doesn't.
Katie Nolan
He doesn't count. He already won Chamberlain.
Chris
You put him in his own category Almost. You have to just eliminate him.
Brady
Joey also has a lot of these records that are very easy points of reference. Like here's the Hostess Little. The Hostess Donuts. Like the little tiny Hostess Donuts.
Katie Nolan
I love those. I've probably got a record I don't even know about.
Brady
Six minutes, 257.
Katie Nolan
Doable. Doable. Those things, if you get on a roll with them, the one you're eating makes the one you're about to eat taste even better. I can't explain that, but it is true. Sometimes you'll eat one and you'll go, first one's not great. Second one tastes better. And then the third one tastes better because you ate the second one. So you kind of have to keep going. We're gonna ignore Joey Chestnut. Cause that's not fair for our rankings. And just to go back over these, we've got 50 eggs in three minutes at number one. I do still find that fascinatingly impressive. Three minutes, 50 eggs. Then we have 10 pounds of baked beans in a minute and 45 seconds. Then 275 jalapenos in eight minutes.
Chris
Yeah.
Katie Nolan
Then 338 pistachios shelled and eaten in eight minutes.
Chris
Yeah, I feel like that's tier one right there.
Katie Nolan
Yeah, that's the. That's S tier. Then we have 18 and a half peanut butter sandwiches in 10 minutes at five. 9.7 pounds of spam in eight minutes at number six. Oh, I don't have a seven.
Brady
Joey Chestnut get seven?
Katie Nolan
Yep. Sure.
Chris
There's the next tier.
Katie Nolan
12.3 pounds of shortcake in 10 minutes at eight. Oh my God. 12.3 pounds and two cans in a minute. Two cans of spray cheese in a minute at 9. And then the rest of them Are all those other ones that we didn't care about?
Brady
Joey Chestnut has the most New Jersey based eating record. Is it scrapple 4 ounce pork roll sandwiches.
Katie Nolan
Oh, God.
Brady
Taylor. Ham to the layman at a Trenton Thunder game in 2019.
Katie Nolan
Hey, shout out. That's where I threw out my first pitch.
Brady
61 1/2 pork roll sandwiches.
Isabella
That's crazy.
Katie Nolan
In hell.
Chris
Love me some poke roll.
Brady
Ten minutes.
Katie Nolan
Oh, my God. What the fuck? What is wrong with you guys?
Isabella
Is he okay? Are you okay, like, physically?
Katie Nolan
One question. Also, we're 40 minutes into the podcast and all we've talked about is the hot dog contest. We should legally not be allowed to do this. Wimbledon. We gotta move on to Wimbledon. From one distinguished, time honored tradition to another. From an event where you legally can't wear white to one where you legally have to Lot going on at Wimbledon. We are still in the thick of it. A lot of the women that we love are out and done, but a lot of big. Isabella, you love tennis, so this is like you're thriving right now.
Isabella
I am.
Katie Nolan
What's the storyline you're most following? I know there's been a lot of controversy about the robots.
Isabella
Yeah. So I actually did not watch that match. So I had no idea that it happened until I was, like, looking at it. But yeah, apparently the AI line judge that they use was, like, turned off.
Katie Nolan
Crazy.
Isabella
A human error.
Katie Nolan
It's very. It is very funny that everyone is complaining about this robot not doing what it's supposed to do, which is they're like, entirely reliant on rope. Isn't this the. The tennis tournament that won't allow them to have lights on certain courts? What are we doing bringing AI in and being like they have all the control. We'll just let the robot do it. Seems like they're.
Isabella
And I think most of the Grand Slams, I think it's only the French Open where it's like they still have human line judges.
Katie Nolan
You should. I know, but then this one backfires, and I love that. The All England Lawn Tennis Club had to apologize. And their excuse was that a Wimbledon official, a person, mistakenly switched off the AI line judge technology. So it's like the robot wasn't working, but it was due to human error.
Brady
Like Mr. Bean running Wimbledon.
Chris
Yeah, we just need an AI to be in charge of turning off and on.
Katie Nolan
Chris, you are such an ideal guy.
Isabella
No, we just need an AI Shaft.
Brady
We have a Terminator hat.
Isabella
We just watch the human.
Katie Nolan
We just need a robot to watch the human. Who's in charge of the Robot, I think.
Isabella
Exactly.
Katie Nolan
And that's the most cost effective way to fix what is the basic problem of checks notes. Is that ball in or out? I think we definitely need.
Chris
There'll be no accidentally turning off of the technology. There'll be no booking people outdoors in the rain for their restaurant.
Katie Nolan
No shrimp cocktail, which they don't even like. I keep all my restaurant appointments.
Isabella
Oh, shrimp cocktail.
Katie Nolan
Okay. Remember earlier in the year on this podcast when I was dismissive of how much we were supposed to care about Trinity Rodman and Ben Shelton, our new young power couple? I'm here to say I'm here to. For accountability's sake. I was wrong because I love these two. There is a clip.
Isabella
You're on Ben Shelton, Trinity Rodman talk.
Katie Nolan
Yes. Dude, there's a clip. It's such a girlhood clip. It is perfect encapsulation of girlhood. And I hope these two get married and love each other forever, or else it's gonna hurt. But there's a clip of him, like, I don't know, drying his face off with his little sweat band and just Trinity looking up at him like. Like, he's just the handsomest thing she's ever seen. And it's so cute. It's like the sweetest. They're so cute. I know they are, and I love them. So anyway, that's just me being holding myself accountable. What other sports podcast do you see doing that? Something happened with Morgan Stanley. Now, you know I love a bank story. And so we've got to get to this. Blake. Blake Shelton. That's not. That's not his name. That's the guy who ruined my favorite rock star.
Brady
That's how you get my mom.
Katie Nolan
Yes. A generation of girls grew up being like, oh, Gwen Stefani, she's so cool. And now she's like, just like a trad wife. You're like, okay, well, there goes that. His Ben Shelton's who We're talking about his sister. He said after he won on Saturday, he said, my sister's here. She's been here for every match I've played in this tournament so far. She's been the lucky charm. But she has work back in the US Starting on Monday. She works for Morgan Stanley. The crowd began booing. Good job, crowd. And then the camera focused on Emma, who is, I assume, his sister, who is laughing. And he said, hey, come on now. So if any of y' all have some connection and can get her a couple extra days off, we're gonna keep this rolling and that would be great.
Isabella
See? And that's how you use your platform.
Katie Nolan
And that's how you use your platform for good. Okay? Did they get the days off? Is she still there?
Brady
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He tick tock that she got the week.
Katie Nolan
Let's all show our appreciation for Morgan Stanley. Thanks, Morgan Stanley. You really care about the little guy.
Chris
I'm just distracted thinking about Gwen Stefani. Now that that dress in the Don't Speak video clip.
Katie Nolan
Damn, Chris, keep it in your pants.
Chris
Anyone has ever looked.
Katie Nolan
Jesus Christ. You're gonna see the Google results of that. Speak like Spike today. Of like people going, what is he talking? Oh my God.
Isabella
They're like, wow, that's just Chris.
Katie Nolan
Don't get excited, kids. That woman's gone now. She's been replaced by AI Gwen Stefani. Well, whatever. You know what? I hope she.
Isabella
Do you remember Harajuku Lovers?
Katie Nolan
I do. I remember most of her problematic phases.
Isabella
I actually have one of her Harajuku perfumes.
Katie Nolan
Yeah, no way.
Isabella
I do remember that.
Katie Nolan
I ain't no hollaback girl.
Brady
Don't speak was 30 years ago.
Katie Nolan
Shut the fuck up. That was the Tragic Kingdom was the first CD I ever owned. Which in terms of first CD I ever owned, that's one I'm proud of. Like, that's a. That could have gone a lot worse. But it was that and the Garbage CD that was like pink feathers. I think it was just called Garbage, but I don't know. Yep, those are my first two albums.
Brady
Tragic Kingdom was formative in the way.
Katie Nolan
That like that album still holds up. Every song is good. Every song is good.
Brady
Tell my friends to go themselves. I'm gonna play Spider Webs as long as I want to.
Katie Nolan
Like that Isabella have never listened to the Tragedy Kingdom album. Oh, baby, if. If you listened ever to one thing I've ever said to you. Okay, you should download Tragic Kingdom on whatever you use. And just one day that you're like gonna listen to a bunch of music. Just like start at the beginning and listen to that album all the way through. It's so good.
Isabella
And then other popular songs that were on that album.
Katie Nolan
Yeah, that Spiderwebs is on that. Okay. Yeah.
Chris
Sunday don't speak.
Isabella
Yeah, yeah, okay, okay.
Katie Nolan
It's such a good album.
Isabella
Other power couples.
Katie Nolan
Oh, yeah, that's right. Lot of love happening at Wimbledon.
Brady
So I thought you going to say like Gwen and Gavin Rossdale was like the power couple of. Of that was right after traffic. Tragic Kingdom, right?
Katie Nolan
Yeah. But doesn't he suck?
Isabella
I mean, did he like hurt her?
Katie Nolan
I think he did something bad. I Don't remember what, though. And I don't have time to Google it. Please don't yell at me. Andrew Garfield and Monica. Is it Barbaro? Barbero? The woman from the Bob Dylan movie. A complete unknown.
Isabella
Joan Baez.
Katie Nolan
Nice. Did you see that movie? And you liked it?
Isabella
I liked it, yeah.
Katie Nolan
I haven't seen it, so no opinion. For me, they were. They were having, like, cute little PDA moments. Look, I didn't realize how much I loved Andrew Garfield till recently. He rules.
Isabella
I like him. Every time I see him in an interview, I'm like, you seem like a nice guy.
Katie Nolan
I was rooting for him and Amelia de Moldenberg.
Isabella
Me too.
Katie Nolan
But I guess. I guess I can't have what I want, you know? I guess I can't have true love. I don't know that. Maybe they're both acting. I was a total mark for whatever the fuck those two were doing.
Isabella
I know. I was at the perfect target audience. I was like, I like the tension. I was like, oh, now give me.
Katie Nolan
More of this, please. Keep flirting with each other. It's making me feel alive. I feel so alive. And now I'm dead. No, but Monica Barbara is really cute, and I'm glad that he's happy. And they both wore Ralph Lauren. Chris, are you happy with that? Yeah. Chris is our Ralph Lauren ambassador.
Chris
They inspired. They were inspired by my wardrobe.
Katie Nolan
Yes, of course. As we all are in other power couple updates. Who could have seen this coming? Me. Check the tape. Go back to when we talked about it. Cardi B. About a month after making her romance Instagram official with Stefan Diggs, all images featuring the NFL star are no longer publicly visible on her social media, prompting breakup rumors to swirl.
Chris
So funny.
Katie Nolan
Why?
Chris
Because this is the way that people, like, announce breakups now is just by.
Isabella
Okay, but I did look up. This is also another way. Chris. I went on her Instagram, and she's still following him.
Katie Nolan
Okay, that is funny. Whenever I see a headline that's like, such and such unfollows, Such and such, I'm like, were you just checking? Were you just hitting refresh on their followers?
Chris
And then if you. If you. If you have, like, the sports comparison, it's when there's a free agent out there, and all of a sudden you're like, hang on, he just followed the Celtics. Celtics. And like, four minutes.
Katie Nolan
That is true. He just. He just removed all mention of the jazz from his bio. So it is. It is funny. But it also is funny that. Remember, the last thing that she posted, I believe was a Repost of him. Or he reposted her and said, like, post me on your socials. Like a very specific, like, post me more.
Isabella
Maybe that's why they may or may not have broken up.
Katie Nolan
Well, I saw somewhere that. And everything's misinformation, so God only knows. But I saw somewhere that he. That some woman posted a photo of herself in his. Taking a nap in. At his home. And I can't imagine. I don't know. People come over a nap at my house all the time, but I can't imagine that was something Cardi B Was like, sick. I love that. That's how.
Brady
In her defense, she had just eaten 70 hot dogs.
Katie Nolan
Oh, the woman napping. I was like, cardi B, are you trying to sing about Cardi B. I know.
Isabella
That was my face. Was me trying to make the joint. I know. I was like.
Katie Nolan
And leave it in. And don't let you tell him. Don't let him tell you to cut it out, Chris. You leave that in.
Brady
You heard me tapping the watermarks.
Katie Nolan
Leave it in. I don't know. Problematic fave. Cardi B. I root for her. I hope she finds love. I. I think at the rate that she's going with the. I hope they had fun. You know, it is possible for two celebrities to just like. Who are both hot to just, like, hook up.
Isabella
Yeah.
Katie Nolan
And maybe that's what they were doing. The most devastating part about all this for me is I've been going around being real loud, bragging about Boston teams having the best first ladies, about our wags being elite because is what's his face still in the Celtics? Megan Thee, Stallions. Yep. Tory Craig. Megan Thee, Stallion's boyfriend. And then we had Stefan Diggs is on the Patriots. Cardi B. So I was like, oh, my God, we have Walk.
Chris
Gonna have Sydney Sweeney soon.
Isabella
Yeah. I was gonna say, because you still have Tom Brady, like, forever.
Katie Nolan
No, Buccaneers legend.
Brady
Tom Brady.
Katie Nolan
He didn't. Yeah, he didn't.
Brady
Raiders owner Tom Brady with us.
Katie Nolan
So I don't know.
Chris
Still counts.
Katie Nolan
It does.
Brady
No.
Chris
Yeah.
Isabella
I don't think it does.
Katie Nolan
Until he's enshrined in the hall of Fame, I don't think he counts as a patriot. I think right now he's currently either a Raider.
Isabella
He's most known.
Katie Nolan
Yes, of course. But I wouldn't, I think, until. I think he'll go into the hall of Fame as a patriot, obviously. And that's when he's a patriot for life. Until that moment right now, he's like a buccaneer or a Raider. Is that fair?
Chris
Brady?
Brady
He's gonna still own the Raiders at that point. So, like, so what?
Katie Nolan
That won't matter.
Brady
Okay.
Katie Nolan
That won't matter.
Brady
I guess, like, Michael Jordan owned the. Where do you own the Hornets? The Hornets. And I guess he still feels like a bull.
Katie Nolan
One time, a really long time ago, I played for like a promotion for. I think it was Madden. It was during the pandemic. I played, or I was supposed to play Madden against a bunch of people, one of which is Pat McAfee, who I beat.
Brady
Nice.
Katie Nolan
But Stefon Diggs was supposed to be one of them. But Trevon showed up. So I played against Trevon. And then. But now I still. Because you have to, like, befriend the person that you're playing to play against them. I'm like, still technically PlayStation friends with. It was supposed to be Stefon Diggs. Trevon showed up. I don't know whose account it is, but every now and then I see who I think might be Stefan Diggs. Or maybe it was just like the guy whose house they played at that worked at EA Sports or whatever. But every now and then I just see, like, Stefan Diggs online.
Brady
You get those weird notifications where you start judging people. It's like Trevon Diggs just started playing Kingdom Hearts.
Katie Nolan
You're like, what didn't see coming? Wait, what? But yeah, I see him online all the time. It says, it says Stefan Diggs, but then every now and then it changes and it says Perk Nowitzki. So I don't know who. I don't know who it is. This isn't good information. Let's just move on. There's enough to say, oh, we have a gambling scandal. We're in the baseball section of the podcast. We should probably start with the Red Sox first. The Boston Red Sox were in Washington, D.C. for a three game holiday weekend series against the Nationals, and they opted to be VIP tourists during their off day. The Sox didn't have a game on Thursday, so several players took a trip to the White House and met President Donald Trump. The following are those players. Trevor Story, Justin Wilson, Abraham Toro, the Honest Bull, Romy Gonzalez, Connor Wong, Greg Weisert, will you. Abreu, Garrett Whitlock, Brennan Bernardino and Rob Ref Snyder all shook hands with Trump in the Oval Office. Red Sox manager Alex Cora has been critical of Trump past, so much so to the point he opted out of visiting the White House in 2019 to commemorate the team's World Series title from the year prior. During an interview on the Mayor's office podcast back in January, Cora admitted that he skipped out on meeting Trump because he wanted to prioritize his home country of Puerto Rico. And they were still recovering from Hurricane Maria that hit in 2017, and he wasn't satisfied. Cora was not satisfied with the federal government's response. Look, people love the such and such goes to the White House story in sports. They love to either side of it to go like, it's the president. It's an honored tradition. It's something that you do. And this has never been a problem before. And then it's like, yeah, this is sort of an unprecedented president, but this was something we went through his first term of teams deciding not to go or teams deciding to go. Famously, I believe. Didn't Tim Thomas not go from the Bruins when the. When Obama was in office? So it's like, this is a thing that you can abstain from doing. This isn't even that. This is just like, we suck and have a losing record. And on our day off, which was Thursday, not the day that that fucking bill went through.
Brady
Yeah.
Katie Nolan
Like hours after the controversial day of politics. It's just like, where are all these people who were like, keep politics out of sports now because this is the most political thing. Just out of your way. Go like, you know what? While we're here, isn't Medicaid getting. Aren't they getting rid of that? Let's go meet the guy who did that today. Carrot crochet. Went to the zoo.
Brady
Oh, it's a good zoo.
Katie Nolan
He's one of our only. One of our only good pitchers and he went to the zoo.
Brady
Where does it work?
Isabella
On the bed, right?
Katie Nolan
Yeah. Yep. Rob Schneider.
Isabella
Yeah.
Katie Nolan
Rob Schneider's on a red. So.
Isabella
Yeah, yeah, I know he's a basketball player because he's in that movie Benchwarmers, you know.
Katie Nolan
Right, right. These are the things I wonder in the future if we should clear up now so we don't run into something with Isabella later. But I think some of them are. That one feels like we can let that just stay. I think she can believe that. I don't think we need to correct. Rob Schneider would be front and center at that. At the White House. I do believe if I know anything about him in recent years, is he.
Brady
Where does it rank on the bad.
Katie Nolan
Or did he piss? Did he piss anybody off enough that like, you're. You're pass. No re entry. Rob Schneider.
Chris
Wait, was he.
Brady
I don't think he was in Happy Gilmore 1. I think that was like the one thing Rob Schneider's not in.
Katie Nolan
Oh.
Chris
So we may have one line in it.
Brady
Oh, what is he.
Chris
I think he has. He plays a cameo at one stage. I can't remember what his line was.
Katie Nolan
I could picture it.
Chris
He has one line.
Katie Nolan
There's also a guy who looks like him who has one line. So maybe you're thinking of that guy.
Chris
Maybe.
Brady
Rob Schneider is not in Happy Gilmore.
Katie Nolan
Great.
Brady
Chris, this is actually. This is on the. No, this is on the man. This is on the Mandela Effect subreddit.
Katie Nolan
It is.
Brady
There are people debating whether or not Rob Schneider was in Happy Gilmore.
Chris
That's hilarious.
Katie Nolan
Fruit of the Loom always had the cornucopia. I'm sorry to anybody.
Isabella
It did.
Katie Nolan
Who says that it didn't? It's crazy.
Brady
Curious George always had a tail. Wait, Katie, does Curious George have a tail?
Katie Nolan
No.
Brady
Isabella?
Isabella
I don't know.
Katie Nolan
I already know. He just said it, so we already know.
Chris
That's what I was thinking of the line. Yep. I found. I found. Thank you, Reddit. They said they cleared it up. The line that I imagined him saying in Happy Gilmore was from the water Boy.
Katie Nolan
Wow.
Chris
Continue.
Brady
Yeah. Curious story.
Katie Nolan
Mandela. Mandela effect fixed.
Brady
Katie, where does it rank on the scale of bad mojo that the Red Sox go to the White House to do the thing that you do when you win the World Series and they just jump the line and go ahead and do it without winning the World Series?
Katie Nolan
It should be high. It should rank really high. The unfortunate truth is the Red Sox are undefeated since doing this. And now that could be. They swept the Nationals, who stink and fired their manager and I believe also their gm.
Chris
Yep.
Katie Nolan
And. And then now they're playing the Rockies. So this could just be happenstance. It's just crazy that I had reached my wits end with this team already talking to a lady who was watching from day one of the season, every single Red Sox game. Then once the trade happened, you know, I fell off. I was like, this team. And I was starting to go, all right, Fourth of July weekend. That's synonymous with baseball. I'll start to come back in. And then was just like, what is this Trevor story? I hope he gave you some tips on how to hit. It's not good juju. And I. And I'm. And I hate that I'm, like, too numb to care. I'm. I'm. It's very confusing. It's very confusing. I also think that it needs to be stated, and I'm not saying it as an excuse, but I do think we aren't stating this enough. We're taking it to be known. A lot of athletes are like shockingly like a shocking amount of uninformed. They are like a an alarming amount of simple baseball. That's it. I think a lot of them probably use that as an excuse. I think you could argue we are in a time where nobody is allowed to use that excuse. Things are getting a little dire. These are all arguments that could be made and I hear you, but I do just want to emphasize I think sometimes we forget because you don't want to stereotype all athletes to being dumb and and simple minded when it comes to like their sport. And then that's it. There are that is a little. They are a little dumb. So I just want to say it so I just think it needed to be said. I give a voice to the voiceless with summer in full swing, you start to feel that familiar urge to refresh your closet. But why waste money on pieces you'll only wear once or for just one season? That's where Quince comes in. Their clothes are timeless. They feel luxurious, they look elevated and the quality is way beyond what you would expect for the price. Think 100 European linen tops starting at $30. Washable silk dresses and skirts and soft cotton sweaters. Versatile warm weather pieces you'll reach for again and again. I just got the 100 European linen long sleeve shirt. It's like a black button down top. It looks way more expensive than it was. It's versatile. It's like a long sleeved thing, but it's very breathable so you can wear it in warm weather. I'm going to wear it all the time. Give your summer closet an upgrade with quince. Go to quince.com casuals for free shipping on your order and 365 day returns. That's Q-U-I-N-C-E.com casuals to get free shipping on your order and 365 Day returns. Quince.com casuals introducing Family Freedom from T.
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Katie Nolan
Coming up on All Star Week, which means it's gonna. It's about to get really slow.
Isabella
What does this mean? What does All Star like?
Katie Nolan
So the All Star break. Good question.
Isabella
Is it just like all the stars come together and then All Star break?
Katie Nolan
So every sport has All Star Week weekend when the All Stars who are voted on in whatever various ways come and they play against each other as an east team and a West team, everybody plays or like an NL team and an AL team. So all the best players theoretically playing against each other in one big game. In baseball, it used to really matter. They didn't bring this back, did they? It used to get you home field advantage for the World Series. Oh. To the league that wins. They got rid of that because people were like, it's a nothing game and you're making it mean something. I liked it, but that's just me. But for baseball, it's. You take the. It's a full week, Brady.
Brady
Four days.
Katie Nolan
It feels like a long week.
Brady
Well, so they. Some of the festivities start on Saturday.
Katie Nolan
But I'm saying games off. The days of. Games off.
Nick
Off.
Brady
Four days off.
Katie Nolan
Four days.
Brady
Then they negotiated a fourth in the last cba.
Katie Nolan
So they take those days off.
Brady
Yeah. And they come back Friday so that.
Katie Nolan
They can do the All Star game that we just described. Isabella. And the baseball also does the best thing. The Home Run Derby, where like a bunch of people all just try to hit dingers. The rules are very.
Isabella
No, there's no, like horses involved the rules of.
Katie Nolan
No, I don't know. Derby. Derby. It's the use of derby. It's derby. Yeah. What does derby mean?
Isabella
I don't know. Isn't that word used and horses.
Katie Nolan
Sometimes it's just a hat. Right. Well, it's also like the man chest. Like the.
Isabella
They have to hit the ball.
Katie Nolan
Like when Liverpool plays Everton. That's called the what? Merseyside Derby. They say Darby, but it is still derby. What is it?
Brady
I think derby is just. Just means a sporting event in general.
Katie Nolan
That's helpful.
Brady
Yeah.
Katie Nolan
Okay.
Brady
I think we just use it for horse races, but also.
Katie Nolan
And home runs. Yeah. So no horses involved, unfortunately. But it is very fun to watch the. This year Pete Alonso from your New York Mets has declined an invite to the Home Run Derby. Two time Home Run Derby champion Pete Alonso said Sunday he will not be participating in the Home Run Derby this year in Atlanta. He won it in 2019 and 2021. He'd been a participant in each of the past five times the event was held. Quote, I just decided not to do it this year. I've never really fully enjoyed the three days off. So I just want to be in the best possible position to help this team win in the second half. Are we in a safe space?
Chris
Yes.
Isabella
Yes.
Katie Nolan
Can we use our indoor voices? Hey, pod listeners, can this be something we just leave right here? Let's not make this a bigger deal than it is, okay? I'm just a lady speaking her mind. Everybody safe. I can't stand Pete Alonso. He so in the Home Run Derby. That's when I started disliking him. He takes it so serious. There's like. I know that like I'd probably be the same way. This is like. They say things about people that bother you are just things about yourself that you've taught yourself are not culturally acceptable. So you suppress them. The try hard in me that I have tried to kill over the years sees Pete Alonso and goes like, that's what we were. And it just. I revolt. I like, there's like videos of people at the Home Run Derby, like hanging out laughing. And then they cut to Pete Alonso in like the belly of the stadium with headphones in, like meditating and rocking back and forth. And you're just like, just get out there and hit home runs. Okay. I don't think it has to be a Zen experience. Even as I'm saying this, I'm like, it's. I'm not even a fun hater. Because I'm like, yeah, it's. And that's what you want. You want a guy who can compete like that, But I'm just like, get out there and smile. It's the Home Run Derby. It's the dinger off. We don't have to get in touch with our deepest self before we go. Just hit home runs.
Isabella
Maybe he thinks of it as, like, practice, probably.
Katie Nolan
And that's fun. Oh, I love an athlete who thinks of it as practice.
Brady
As of Tuesday afternoon, they have half the field in it. Announced it's Ronald Acuna, Byron Buxton, James Wood, and your boy Big Dumper taking part.
Katie Nolan
Oh, Big Dumper. That'll be fun.
Brady
Yeah.
Isabella
Oh, my God, guys.
Katie Nolan
What?
Isabella
On July 4th, I was. I was overhearing a conversation of people across the table, and they said, cal Raleigh. And I was like, big Dumper.
Brady
Yes.
Katie Nolan
Whoa.
Isabella
Just wanted to share a moment where I.
Katie Nolan
What did they do? What did they do? When you said that?
Isabella
It was like so casual. They're like, yeah, Big Dumper, he's got a fat ass.
Katie Nolan
Okay. So the conversation was like a turn, and it wasn't towards baseball.
Isabella
I just casually threw that detail and.
Katie Nolan
Nice. I'm so proud of you. I'm like, this is genuine. I'm so proud of you.
Isabella
I was like, yeah, I'm part of the conversation.
Katie Nolan
Yes, yes, I know all about him. Just don't ask a follow up question.
Isabella
Yeah, don't ask me, what team is he on? Because I kind of forgot already.
Katie Nolan
But if you had to guess, is it.
Isabella
Wait, is it Brewers? No, no, never mind.
Katie Nolan
That's okay, though.
Isabella
They were saying brewers in the conversations.
Brady
That's why I said, well, brewers were formerly the Seattle Pilots. So I'm guessing that's.
Katie Nolan
I don't think.
Brady
Probably not. Talking about 1969 expansion.
Katie Nolan
No, Brady, I don't think that's probably what it was. Seattle.
Brady
Seattle Mariners.
Katie Nolan
They're the Seattle Mariners now. You know he's a Fisher. A Fisher. Big dumb Mariner. Yeah. All star rosters include 19 first timers and then also Clayton Kershaw. Oh, we didn't even say Clayton Kershaw. 2000. 3000 strikeout.
Brady
Yeah. Go Clayton Kershaw.
Katie Nolan
Crazy to watch, because right before it happened, I mean, it took a little probably longer than he wanted. He was quite a few pitches in. He had like. I don't know, it was like 70 pitches in when it finally happened, and I think it was like the fifth inning.
Brady
Yeah.
Katie Nolan
Don't quote me on the numbers, but right before it happened, Max Muncie's knee bent the wrong fucking way. So if you're watching the game, just trying to see this, like, historic moment because Kershaw may be the last pitcher to get 3,000 strikeouts because granky is retired. Question mark. He went out with like 12 left to beat to get to 3,000. And he just was like, no, thank you. I'm done playing baseball. Who's the next closest?
Brady
It's no unreasonable. It's like Garrett Cole would need like 800 more.
Katie Nolan
And I hate him, so I won't.
Brady
Be rooting for him. Just had elbow surgery and I hope he gets better.
Katie Nolan
I wouldn't wish harm upon him, but I. I do hate that man. So I hope he doesn't get it.
Brady
Yeah, it's like. So anyway, Jack Wheeler is like, halfway there.
Katie Nolan
Skins, you've got plenty of time. But pitchers just don't pitch like that anymore. But anyway, it took Kershaw a while, and right before he did it, somebody on a play at third base slid into Max Muncie and they didn't show the replay. They literally said, we've made the. It was Stephen Nelson. Shout out Stephen Nelson for being on the call of. That was pretty cool. That was who was my play by play guy when I did a season of baseball. And he's wonderful. The booth opted not to show the replay. That's how graphic it was. They like slid and hit his knee from the side and you just see it bend in a way it's not supposed to. So there's this like somber moment at Dodger Stadium. And then like, I. Maybe I'm shortening it in my memory, but I feel like a few pitches later, it was like, yeah, 3,000 strikeouts. It was such an emotional roller coaster. But he did it and that was cool. And now they're using a. What are they calling it? A legacy pick.
Brady
Legends legend status.
Katie Nolan
Legend pick to be it. So he didn't get voted into the all Star roster, but he was placed there. Dodgers left hander Clayton Kershaw, a three time Cy Young award winner who made his first all star team in 2011, was named to his 11th National League roster as a special commissioner's selection. Teacher's pet, right?
Brady
He didn't even announce his retirement. That's the thing. Like, they've used this in the past for like, Cabrera and Albert pools when they were retiring.
Katie Nolan
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Brady
Yeah. They're like, are they pushing for Clayton?
Katie Nolan
Do you feel like Kershaw's being pushed out?
Brady
When they made the announcement, I texted some guys and was like, did I miss this or did.
Katie Nolan
That is true. So Just announced his retirement for him in 2022. Albert Pujols and Miguel Cabrera made the All Star team and they were caught. This was the first. I remember hearing about this like, legend spot and it was like, oh, they're on their way out. They were both. They've done so much for the game. They've been all Stars before. We'll have them be here on their. On their way out. And with Kershaw, it's like, well, he's old and you're going right? You're. It's like grabbing someone's coat at a party. And he's like, I actually was just gonna go move my car. I don't need to leave. I'm not leaving. Among the first time All Stars announced on Sunday, Dodgers teammate Yoshinobu Yamamoto. Also we have James Wood from the Nationals and Mackenzie Gore. Houston Astros ace Hunter Brown. Shortstop Jeremy Pena. Oh, I like Jeremy Pena. Even though he's on the Astros.
Isabella
We don't like him.
Katie Nolan
We don't like the Astros.
Brady
Pena was not on the cheating Astros.
Katie Nolan
No, I know he wasn't. But my beef with them goes deeper than the cheating. It's more about the fan base. I also found it really funny, Brady. I was watching something that the Astros were doing and maybe it was actually even that Kershaw game. Is that who they played against? Who they play against? All I know is that the only person who gets booed on the Astros now is obviously the only person who was on that cheating Astros team. But all of the people who were on that Astros team that are on other teams now don't get booed.
Brady
No.
Katie Nolan
So it's almost like they only boo him for staying. It doesn't. I don't.
Brady
I mean, Bregman's on your team.
Katie Nolan
I know. I boo him. I booed him when he got here. Here.
Isabella
Damn.
Brady
Keep doing them off the plane.
Katie Nolan
Did I finish saying the other Chicago Cubs 34 year old left hander Matthew Boyd. I love a. A mid-30s first timer. I think that's the best in all.
Brady
Things, you know, Better now than never.
Katie Nolan
A 34 year old virgin. Overall, the 19th first time All Stars is a drop from the 32 first time All Stars on the initial rosters in 2024.
Brady
There will be.
Katie Nolan
This isn't even. There will be blood.
Brady
Well, because guys keep like they'll always have an injury or they're like, I've got a hangnail, I can't go. Or somebody's me.
Katie Nolan
Sure, sure, sure. Wow. Brady just called you all a bunch of little Bitches. He said a hangnail would keep you.
Brady
Come fight me. You know where I live.
Katie Nolan
Come fight him with your hangnail. I thought it was acting up. And then this is a tiny announcement because I think we have a lot of us women's national team fans on this part. I just assume just based on. Off of past things I've done. And in case any of you who love women's soccer and are looking for a reason to go to a baseball game and one hasn't been handed to you, here I am doing my duty. The Chicago Cubs are having a Mallory and Dansby Swanson Bobblehead Day on August 17, 2025. Obviously, it's this year. I don't know why I read the year. I'm Ron Burgundy during their game against the Pittsburgh Pirates. So they're gonna play the Pirates. Who knows? Maybe it'll be a Paul Skeens day. I don't know. I can't do the math that far out. But you get a Dansby and Mal bobblehead together, so I feel like that's as good a reason as any to go to an August baseball game. That is a good deal.
Isabella
You get two.
Katie Nolan
I think it's one bobble head with two heads that bobble. You know what I'm saying?
Isabella
So it's just like the two heads.
Katie Nolan
I think it's. They share a platform, but both heads. Heads bobble. I wonder what they're gonna be doing.
Isabella
Oh, I thought you meant, like, both their heads on one body.
Katie Nolan
That'd be wild. That's. I don't think that's nightmare fuel. I don't know.
Brady
There's no reason.
Katie Nolan
I don't know about all that. I don't. There's no. Whose idea was this? Did you also see that Alex Cooper got booed at the comps game? Yeah.
Brady
I wasn't gonna bring it up for.
Katie Nolan
Because you're. You don't want to be.
Brady
My own career purposes.
Katie Nolan
You're not trying to be a sexist guy. Remember when you brought up that. Trying to get fired that the boys beat the girl. Remember that? The girl team. Remember when you brought that sexy bullshit up?
Chris
Swiss.
Katie Nolan
She sang the. What do they sing? Take me out to the ball game. And she did it. I think, like a joke. I think she, like, put on a funny voice for it, and the crowd did not take kindly to it.
Isabella
Damn.
Brady
That's not reading the room. They need you to.
Katie Nolan
It was a mission. Mis. Also, who are those two girls? I don't. They're not, like, a part of her Podcast. She said two girls that like, choreographed a little dance with her. Like, who are these two? I don't know them. What is this? But that's, you know, she'll be fine. Okay. But the most fun baseball story that we have, and I, and I. You wouldn't think I'd say that because it's about gambling, but please listen. News broke on Thursday that Cleveland Guardians pitcher Luis Ortiz was placed on non disciplinary paid leave.
Brady
Love it.
Katie Nolan
Through the end of the all Star break while the league completes an investigation that has something to do with gambling. So at first it was like, what is this? We don't know what this is. We quickly found out the league is investigating two specific pitches that Ortiz threw this season. Correct?
Brady
Yeah, yeah.
Katie Nolan
Both pitches had a higher than usual number of bets placed on them. Action that was flagged by betting integrity firm IC360. So basically, you can bet pitch by pitch. This pitch will be a ball, this pitch will be a strike. And there's like an average number I'm sure of, like bets that those pitches see. And so when one pitch gets an inordinate amount of bets on it, that gets flagged by a watchdog organization who goes, what happened here? Both of These pitches, the first pitch of the second inning against the Mariners on June 15 and the first pitch of the third inning against the Cardinals on June 27 resulted in pitchers thrown well outside the zone. You can find video online of this. One of them skipped in front of the plate. It was.
Brady
One of them went like 57ft.
Katie Nolan
It was incredibly far from the very obviously a ball. Now that happens. A pitcher sometimes has a pitch, wild pitch, something happens. But these also happened to be the pitches that had a ton of bets on them. Here's why that's funny to me. Because he's on paid leave, so it's like he's still making his money. What's the investigation? I've done the investigation. I watched both clips. This feels like the least thought out gambling scandal. I don't know why, but you think about a gambling scandal and you go like, wow. All the moving pieces, how to get the money to the. And to coordinate and how do you hide it? This sounds like right before. It's probably not the this, but in the comedy movie of this, right before the game, he's sitting around with his friends and everyone's like, you can bet pitch by pitch. If I just put a bunch of money on a ball at the beginning of the third inning, could you just throw a ball? And then he did. And people put Lots of money on it. Like, an inordinate amount of money on one pitch. And then you threw the most obvious bad pitch.
Brady
I just think this through on what his defense is. So there's going to be. He'll have to talk to the league investigator. The. Representing the league. His only defense is, no, I just suck.
Katie Nolan
Yeah, I suck.
Brady
I can't hit the strike zone.
Katie Nolan
I mean, we're gonna see more of this. So let's laugh at this one, right? That's how I feel at this point where I'm like, I know Malik Beasley is being investigated by the. The FBI. I feel like we're gonna. It's only gonna get more complicated. As you know, we've been seeing fans that are yelling and harassing. I know there were two women at Wimbledon that were like, after they lost, they're like, we're not checking our phones because the gambling abuse, the abuse from gamblers online is getting, like, out of hand. So this is obviously only going to get uglier. But it is objectively very funny for just two pitches, for everybody to put all their money on these two pitches and you to throw these hilarious. And then to just go like, no, I. What, me? Oh, no, I just suck. I. Oh, no, I just suck. Chris, do you have any thoughts about that?
Chris
I second everything that you said.
Katie Nolan
Perfect. That's perfect. And your check is in the mail.
Chris
Thank you.
Katie Nolan
That's baseball. Oh, also, Manny Machado. Machado. Manny Machado. And Machado is how you say it, with a Boston accent. Nobody knows that. People just think it's Manny Machado. He got 2,000 hits. I don't know. It just felt like a. I randomly saw it, so I'm saying it now. You're informed.
Isabella
Oh, also, apparently my Mets have been beating the Yankees.
Katie Nolan
Oh, yeah, there was a subway series, and the Yankees suck. You heard your first, folks. The Yankees suck.
Isabella
And I think they won the most recent one. I don't know.
Katie Nolan
I don't care.
Brady
They did. They won. They won their last game, but they won many, many before that. They. They lost. First dropped out of first place. Blue Jays are in first place now.
Katie Nolan
Did you see that? Did you see the. The.
Brady
With Michael K. Jesus Christ.
Katie Nolan
I mean, I am. Every day I fight against speaking negatively about Michael K on this podcast. And every day he goes, goes, what if I do this?
Brady
Michael K. Got in a pissing match with the Blue Jays lead announcer, who.
Katie Nolan
You can imagine the Blue Jays from the Yankees. Remember the guy who pointed out the official scorer and they put his face on camera.
Isabella
Okay. Yeah, it's boo from over here.
Katie Nolan
Thank you.
Brady
And kind of a pissing match where he called the Blue Jays not a first place team. Like he says, you know, that that team's not talented enough to be in first place. As the Yankees are skidding out of first place. And the Blue Jays passed them and took a couple games lead. They like won six straight while the Yankees lost six straight. And so the Blue Jays mentioned this, you know, as they, you know, holding up a, you know, with the broom for the sweep of the Yankees. Of course he's going to mention it. Why not talk a little shot. And Cageous responds with, instead of being like, well, egg on my face, good job, Blue Jays cages. Responds by, by calling. He says, you know, of course I'm not going to react like he did because I'm not a flowering fanboy, which just at some point be a pro and be like, I guess I put my foot in it, you know.
Katie Nolan
And then at the end, I shouldn't.
Brady
Call him not a first place team because they're in first place.
Katie Nolan
And then at the end he ended it by saying, and now. And he appealed to the woman who had thrown to him from whatever show this is on. Yes, network, I assume he appealed to her and said, now if that if any of us had done something so unprofessional as to have a broom and to speak this way at our desk, we would be fired. And I know that's right. And you're like, are you calling for this guy to be fired for talking back to you?
Brady
Not mad, laughing. I'm laughing at how please don't put.
Katie Nolan
In a newspaper that I was mad. He, he is the play by play guy for the Yankees. Yankees. And that's the only neutral thing I have to say about Michael K. Is LeBron demanding a trade. What's going on, Chris? It's time to tap in and let me know what's going on. Because listen, can I say, can I about basketball for 30 seconds. Mini. Yeah, I get to claim mini app whenever I want to. And then I get to yell for 30 seconds, NBA as an incredible casual, like a super casual of your sport, whatever's going on with your cba, I fix it, clean it up, because I feel like I'm seeing your underpants. There's too much where I'm like, I don't need to know any of this. And it feels like I need to know it all now to understand what's going on in free agency and why all these teams that are well built are shipping People away because of some sort of. And how dare you call it this apron. I don't want to be talking about aprons. I get yelled at to get back in the kitchen when I talk about sports. And you guys are going to now make me learn about a second apron? I don't know what that is. I don't manage my own finances. I'm very frustrated with you. What's going on with LeBron, Chris?
Chris
Okay, so basically last week or nine days ago, LeBron exercised a 52.6 million dollar option to play next season with the Lakers. It was a player option, which means that he is contracted to the Lakers for one more year, which again with the second apron, makes it significantly harder for the Lakers to have sexism, a lot of flexibility when it comes to trades and, and free agency and things like that. They did bring in deandre Ayton last week, who got bought out at the start of free agency. So they've added a decent big man to their rotation. But Rich Paul, LeBron's agent, has issued a statement that sort of questioned whether LeBron and the Lakers were the right fit for each other. He said LeBron wants to compete for a championship. He knows the Lakers are building for the future. We do want to evaluate what's best for LeBron at this stage in his life and career. So essentially sort of hinting at the fact that they don't think that the lakers are surrounding LeBron with enough win now pieces and are instead putting the focus more on Luka and the future, which is something that LeBron has done many times before and in my mind is just a tactic to try and get the Lakers to do whatever they can to surround them with win now pieces rather than pieces for the future. I really cannot see the Lakers trading LeBron, especially with that $52.6 million contract. A lot of teams who are in that win now phase, I think it's going to be very tough for them to acquire that sort of contract. You could probably make it work. Maybe he goes to a Dallas. I think I've seen some rumors, some very, very heavy speculation about whether he could make a move to.
Katie Nolan
Wouldn't that be interesting where they have.
Brady
To be very Anthony Davis back.
Katie Nolan
Wouldn't that be interesting?
Chris
Don't know. But I think all of this is just LeBron and his camp sort of trying to put pressure on the Lakers and surround him with the pieces that he feels like they need to compete for a championship. Even though they've got Luca and they've got some decent role pieces around him. And now deandre Ayton comes in and he is another good piece. But, yeah, it doesn't seem like LeBron's too happy at the moment.
Katie Nolan
What if the Lakers were like, lebron, we hear you. We also think we shouldn't be planning for our future. And so your son is out of the organization. We think you made a great point. We're getting rid of your kid.
Chris
The issue is his kid's not making much money at all. And you need to fill out your roster with these type of players under a CBA that has the second apron. So contract like that.
Katie Nolan
Hey, I do it on.
Chris
You can't have a conversation about putting together the team.
Isabella
Did we define the apron yet in this?
Katie Nolan
No, and we're never going to, Isabella, because I resent it. I resent it. It is like, whatever. This current cb, they were clearly trying to correct me if I'm, like, stupidly wrong on this. Clearly they were trying to keep super teams from forming, but in doing so, what they've done is, like, almost made it impossible to do what you were supposed to do, which is like, build a team through development of players. Like, even teams that have, like, all these players that became a team together are gonna have to break up because they need Chris. Is that right? Is that what I'm saying?
Chris
Exactly.
Katie Nolan
Yeah.
Chris
So what the fuck?
Katie Nolan
Fix it.
Chris
Yeah. And the difference between this and the old system, before the second apron was introduced, is that it's not just financial punishments that get handed out. Because I know this has been the biggest issue with you and, you know, not paying players enough and things like that is if you have a roster that has a salary that goes over the tax, the owner has to pay a lot of money for that roster, which is fine because they're billionaires anyway, so that money doesn't matter as much. But under the second apron, if you end the year over that second apron number, you get a lot of punishments in regards to lack of draft picks, like frozen draft picks. You get the inability to make free agency moves, the inability to make trades. So it severely hampers your flexibility as an organization that goes beyond just. Just the financial side of things. So it really is imperative that GMs manage their roster in a way that gets them below that number. And it's why you see the Celtics having to trade Drew Holiday and Christops Porzingis. And it's why it's going to be fascinating to see what happens with OKC in a couple of years once, you know, the rest of their guys get paid. So it really is changing the way that teams are being built and managed.
Katie Nolan
Now, if you want my advice, I say tie on that second apron and pop those frozen draft picks into the air fryer. A really tasty treat.
Brady
My bigger issue is that LeBron just needs to say his shit. Just say your shit directly.
Katie Nolan
He's never gonna.
Brady
Don't have your agent making cryptic statements about how much you do or don't like the direction of a franchise you crafted yourself. Just say your shit.
Katie Nolan
He's never gonna.
Chris
Just not opt into that 52.6 million dollar contract. Take unders, and then you have more space to build around you.
Katie Nolan
You.
Chris
It's simple.
Katie Nolan
The whole point of the opting in was to avoid whatever this chapter is. You don't get to have your cake.
Isabella
What if he just retires? Just take a break.
Chris
I don't think he's still so good, though.
Katie Nolan
He. It's crazy. Really? Yeah.
Chris
Yeah.
Katie Nolan
And also, I think if. I think once LeBron retires, I'm gonna feel old really fast. I think he's like really holding the line for, like, at least I'm younger than an NBA player who's good. And then once he's gone, you're going to be like, at least I'm the same age as an NBA player who's okay, I guess.
Brady
High school, class of 03, holding strong.
Katie Nolan
There's like, not a lot I'd like him to stay forever if he could. Actually. U.S. men's National Team lost. Now you're going. That's not news. And you're right, but this actually is like a loss that wasn't that bad. Technically. They lost to Mexico at the Gold Cup. They essentially fielded a B team because they were giving a. Essentially a tryout to. I just keep saying essentially this whole story is just essential. Basically giving a tryout to the back half of the World cup roster. So it was like a. They were the underdog. They played in Houston. It was 75 Mexican fans in the. In the stands. It was like basically a home game, but it was an away game. But they didn't. But it's okay, right? I think the takeaway from this for men's soccer fans is that it's like we're getting a better sense of who we've got for when we go to the World Cup.
Brady
Kind of need, like an identity.
Katie Nolan
You need.
Brady
You know, there's 11 players on the pitch. You kind of need six through 11 to be as good as one through five. And kind of there were two or three guys that really like stood out like Diego Luna looks like he's going to be a part of the World cup team. Malik Tillman might get like a starting, starting job in center mid. There really is kind of some hope even though, like as long as you're okay with not winning the Gold cup because not winning the gold. Winning the Gold Cup's not the long term goal. Winning the World cup or like getting to the final or getting, you know, deep into the World cup on your home turf. Let's be realistic. Not embarrassing yourself at the World cup in the United States is the goal. Is the goal. And then the team looked like they can get there because you could see like, like you were learning new guys who look like they can play on the bigger stages with not top teams, but like decent international squads like Mexico.
Katie Nolan
The World cup in the United States is next year. That's really scary.
Brady
Yeah.
Katie Nolan
Yeah. That feels dicey at best.
Brady
Yeah.
Katie Nolan
Come on in. Isn't interesting. I guess we'll weather it. We'll figure it out. Something to look forward to.
Brady
And the Olympics.
Katie Nolan
Oh my God. Is the year after.
Brady
No, it's 2028, I think.
Katie Nolan
Okay. So at least there's a little bit of time. Speaking of. Well, I guess we should. While we're doing soccer. I do want to say it's. We're not a good rip podcast but. Diogo Jota from Liverpool tragically passed away. Him and his brother Andre Silva died in a tragic car accident in Spain on Thursday. It was just two weeks after he got married to Rut Cardoso. Really sad. Just like really sad to think about. It's shades of Johnny Hockey when he died being struck by a vehicle with his brother at a wedding weekend. Just a sad. But the good news, I guess if you had to find some. The club will pay out the remainder of his contract to his family. It's a $20 million contract. He has a wife and three kids. They should receive close to about $20 million as he had two years remaining on a five year deal. He had just won the Premier League. He'd helped the club win four titles, an FA cup, two EFL Cups, and then obviously the Premier League this last season. And he played 49 games for the Portuguese national team, excluding the 30 games he played for the country's various youth s. He scored 14 goals. So rest in peace to Diogo. It's very sad. And then. Let's not go out on that. Let's go out on like a voicemail. Do we have. I heard we have a voicemail from Nathan Chris Does Nathan make hot dogs?
Nick
My name is Nathan, calling from Durham, North Carolina. Shout out. Chris, I know you're in Greensboro. I had a question. Two questions for Isabella. One, have you seen Bull Durham? Obviously the best sports movie ever made. And if not, you should. Or what is your favorite sports movie? And I know NFL season is coming rapidly upon us, and as a native of Jacksonville, Florida, I think Isabella would be served to become a Jacksonville Jaguars fan instead of either of those franchises in New York. We have fun, we have good beaches, and we're getting a new stadium. So, yeah, love you. Mean it.
Katie Nolan
Bye, Nathan. Love you. Mean it. Bye. He didn't even address me at any point. So maybe I can just let Isabella take this one.
Isabella
Okay. No, I have not seen Bill Durham. What is that movie?
Chris
Bul Durham.
Katie Nolan
Bull Durham.
Isabella
Oh, Bull Durham. I was looking at the transcript. I was like, bill Durham.
Katie Nolan
I also thought because of the way the transcript has it, I thought that Nathan was going to say, shut up, Chris. I know you're in Greensboro. That's what he said. Shout out, Chris.
Chris
But they thought the same thing.
Katie Nolan
I know you're in Greensboro.
Isabella
And then as far as my favorite sports movie, I mean, I like. I usually tend to like basketball sports movies. I mean, I like loving basketball. That's a classic. I've mentioned many times. I love like Mike.
Katie Nolan
Right.
Isabella
That's a classic right there. Yep. Love him.
Katie Nolan
You know what?
Isabella
Let's. Let's channel a figure.
Katie Nolan
Jesse Plemons is in like Mike. If we don't.
Chris
We had this conversation a month ago.
Katie Nolan
That's how I forget things. That's how the brain. That's. To all the people who are like, Katie doesn't know things about sports. I was there when it happened to her. And like, she doesn't remember. It's all. It's in and then it's out is the thing.
Isabella
And then shout out Ice Princess.
Katie Nolan
And what's that?
Isabella
That's a figure skating movie with what's her name? Michelle Tracken.
Katie Nolan
Is that it? Was it a Disney. Was a dcom. A Disney Channel original movie. Shout out. Because I know what's toe pick. What's that Cutting edge. The other figure skating movie where they go topic.
Brady
I think it's the only other one. Yeah, yeah. The cast list for like Mike is insane.
Katie Nolan
Who we got?
Brady
Bow wow. Jesse Plemons, Jonathan Lipnicki.
Katie Nolan
Okay.
Brady
Jerry Maguire.
Katie Nolan
The kid from Jerry Maguire.
Brady
Brenda Song, fourth lead.
Katie Nolan
Great. She knows Paul Noah.
Brady
Crispin Glover.
Katie Nolan
That's Chestnut. Crispin Glover. Right. What was this movie about?
Brady
It was a child who takes peds to play like Michael Jordan.
Katie Nolan
Got it.
Brady
Yeah.
Katie Nolan
A tale as old as time. You know what, Nathan? I'm gonna. If it's okay with you.
Isabella
Oh, no, no, no, no, no. He only asked me.
Katie Nolan
Me, so. Right.
Isabella
Nathan, did you address anyone else?
Katie Nolan
No.
Isabella
You know, actually. But I'm curious, so I will extend the question to you. So what would you. What's your favorite sports movie?
Katie Nolan
Oh, me? Yeah. Yeah.
Isabella
I just thought it would be nice.
Katie Nolan
For you to be included. That's really nice. Favorite. I mean, Bull Durham is up there. It is one of the greatest sports movies of all time.
Isabella
Oh, bench warmers. Sorry, my brain.
Katie Nolan
I don't. Do I even go here anymore? I think this is not my. I've lost the reins ever since we brought up that apron. I feel like I've been pushed to the side.
Isabella
Sorry.
Katie Nolan
Go ahead. Favorite. Chris Brady.
Chris
Everybody Wants Some.
Katie Nolan
Is a sports movie.
Brady
Yeah.
Katie Nolan
What's that?
Chris
A baseball. College baseball team.
Brady
It's like the spiritual successor to Dazed and Confused. Which. Dazed and Confused, you can make a case as a sports movie.
Katie Nolan
Summer Catch.
Chris
True. There is some baseball in that as well.
Katie Nolan
Summer Catch was a fave growing up. I doubt it holds up. I haven't watched it in a while, but it was good.
Brady
Then we're remembering different parts of that movie.
Katie Nolan
Shout out to the chat. I bet, I bet.
Chris
What about I will Buy you? It's a Japanese movie from 1956.
Katie Nolan
Personal fave of mine. But what did you like about it?
Chris
The way that it dealt with how ownership sees players as mere objects and transactional pieces rather than humans.
Katie Nolan
Okay.
Chris
I thought that was really subtitled. Eye opening, of course. Yeah.
Katie Nolan
Yeah.
Brady
About Mr. Go. It's a Korean movie from 2013. He's making stuff up about an ape that plays baseball.
Katie Nolan
Okay, now talk to me.
Brady
The ape plays baseball.
Katie Nolan
Okay, I'm in. I'm glad you elaborated. Thank you. I just watched for the first time, available soon on Dan's YouTube channel, Airbud. The second one. Golden Receiver.
Isabella
I saw that on my timeline.
Katie Nolan
Oh, did you?
Isabella
I did. I said, oh, I guess Katie's reacting to Airbud 2.
Katie Nolan
Okay.
Isabella
Didn't watch it, though.
Katie Nolan
Wow. Well, I don't think it's up yet, so.
Isabella
Oh, it's not.
Katie Nolan
Still hurt when you said that?
Isabella
No, because I didn't. You said it wasn't up yet.
Katie Nolan
I know, but still hurts.
Isabella
But I will watch it when it's up.
Katie Nolan
Thanks. I'm entitled to my feelings.
Chris
Bull Durham at 12, by the way, in my list. Just saying.
Brady
You have a list?
Katie Nolan
In front of you, you have 12 sports movies that you like.
Brady
You're looking at. I can see you looking at a list.
Isabella
Looking down right now, it looks like he is looking at a list.
Katie Nolan
Oh, you. This is your letterbox. Yeah. 12 of all time movies.
Chris
No, 12 sports movies.
Katie Nolan
What's your number one was the one.
Chris
You said everybody wants some.
Katie Nolan
And number two?
Chris
Space Jam.
Katie Nolan
Oh.
Isabella
Oh, is good.
Chris
The amount of times that I've watched Space Jam in my life.
Katie Nolan
It is you.
Chris
It might be the movie I've watched the most.
Katie Nolan
Yeah, that's like Brave Little Toaster for me, which is kind of sports. I don't have a favorite sports movie I like, you know, I like Major League and Major League 2. Fun romps, fun little summer romps. I love like a Rookie of the year. You know, I like a baseball movie, whatever.
Brady
Major League's great. It would have been mine. But if we have. If we're gonna go with like movie that I uniquely like more than anyone else as a sports movie movie. Necessary Roughness with Scott Bakula about how it was like 1991, the Texas State Armadillos team, like the entire team gets suspended for gambling or something. So they have to just bring in like ragtag dudes off the street. And Bakula is like a 42 year old grad student that just rolls up and is playing with Sinbad. Rob Schneider is the. Rob Schneider's in this one. Rob Schneider is like the play by play guy. It's a mess. And it is again. I think I owned it on VHS as a kid, so. Watched it 40, 50 times.
Katie Nolan
Damn, Bacula sounds like a vampire who's addicted to ass.
Isabella
Addicted to eating ass.
Katie Nolan
Yes. That's was the cause they eat.
Chris
Yep.
Brady
Well, thank you for ruining Scott. Goddamn Bacula.
Chris
What about. What about one more that I'll shout out? What about the. The Paul Newman classic the Hustler?
Katie Nolan
Okay.
Chris
Have you seen Hustler?
Katie Nolan
I don't think so. 61 Paul Newman, great one. Famously a hottie though. Women go wild for Paul Newman enough so to sustain a salad dressing franchise. When you're that hot, go buy your Caesar. Mighty Ducks too. Needs a shout out, I feel.
Isabella
But I kept thinking, I was like, no one's gonna say it.
Katie Nolan
Yeah. It's just it has be to has.
Brady
To happen because everybody loves a good assembling the team scene.
Katie Nolan
Yeah.
Brady
And that's one of the greatest all time assembling the team scenes.
Katie Nolan
That and Armageddon and an Italian Job too. That's a good one.
Brady
Also great.
Katie Nolan
So Nathan, not That you asked, but that's what everybody else was thinking. And then if I may also, Isabella won't be rooting for the Jacksonville Jaguars. Thank you for your offer. She's just busy. She's just busy and not interested. It you mentioned the good beaches and that you have fun and that you're getting a new stadium you failed to mention located in Florida. So that's just not going to be something we're really into.
Isabella
I'm sorry. If I'm going to pick a football team, it's going to have to probably be something in the northeast. I don't think I can do Florida.
Katie Nolan
Yeah, I just don't. But thank you. Politely decline RSVP no thanks. Sending her regrets. Oh my goodness. It's Tuesday, isn't it? So Chris has to tell us what to watch if we want to watch sports this week. I better shut the fuck up and let Chris get out here and tell us what to watch.
Chris
Chris, I hope you'll have nothing planned for tonight because the first event that I want to touch on today is the men's softball World cup game between USA and Australia.
Katie Nolan
Oh my God. It's us versus you.
Chris
Us me versus you. Me versus you three.
Brady
You're going down.
Chris
You 7:30pm Eastern. You can watch that on game time. Now game time has a bunch of different bundles that you can purchase to watch the rest.
Katie Nolan
Figure it out, Sports. Put it all in one fucking place. I'm sick of it.
Chris
I know. Australia, the reigning champions of the men's softball World Cup. They're the number one team in the world. USA are racing ranked six. So I guess Australia is going into this as favorites.
Katie Nolan
Oh, I guess.
Chris
Look at that group stage.
Brady
So is this like beer league softball or are they throwing heaters?
Katie Nolan
I imagine this is the like the pitch that drops into the great question all around.
Chris
Yeah, we'll find out tonight.
Katie Nolan
Certainly under. We could probably find out before tonight. I feel like we'll find out tonight. Okay, we'll find out at 7:30 the.
Brady
Groups one highlight of someone pitching. We can figure this out.
Katie Nolan
Go ahead. You do it while he does it for.
Chris
This event took place last year between June and September and so now we're getting into the finals and that begins today.
Katie Nolan
Sorry, sorry. What do you say?
Chris
13Th of July?
Katie Nolan
Last year.
Chris
The group stages took place last year and now we're in the finals. And the finals begin today and conclude 13th of July.
Katie Nolan
What's that schedule like? That doesn't make any sense to me. And where is this happening? Canada. Where in Canada?
Chris
Saskatchewan Canada. Saskatchewan.
Katie Nolan
Why do you not want to say Prince Albert? I'm like dying for you to say Prince Albert so that I could say pierced penis. I don't know why you kept avoiding. Okay, so that's tonight at 7:30 on game time. Brady, your time's up. You get anything on the pitching before we move on?
Brady
I found a nine minute preview of this event. And it was just four men standing around home plate talking. No highlights.
Katie Nolan
Well, guess we'll never know till 7:30.
Brady
He's going into his wind up. Oh, they're throwing heaters.
Isabella
Is this the sport where the ashes happen?
Chris
That's cricket.
Isabella
I'm so sorry.
Chris
Which is in a couple of months.
Katie Nolan
Wait, time out.
Chris
We're bringing it up for sure.
Katie Nolan
Timeout. Are they windmill or just slingshot?
Brady
It's like a. They're not going all the way around. It's like a high arc and then.
Katie Nolan
That'S called a slingshot. Brady. It's like I gave you an opportunity to say it was what it was. You can either go around or you go back and forward. And that's fine. Yes. Okay. So they throw heat.
Isabella
Jesus, Chris, what's the next sport you want us to watch?
Chris
The next one is for all you early birds out there. And this is tomorrow morning, July 9th at 6:05am Eastern on FS2. You can find the State of Origin game, game three between Queensland and New South Wales. This is rugby league for everyone out there. The state of origin is a big event three best of three event that happens every year, always between Queensland and New South Wales. It's the only rugby that I ever watched. Growing up I didn't really care about watching the nrl, but I always watched Queensland versus New South Wales. Traditionally Queensland has had a lot of the best players from Melbourne Storm, which is the team that I, I rooted for even though I barely watched any games. But one of my favorite players of all time, Billy Slater is now the coach of Queensland. So I will be rooting hard for Queensland on Wednesday morning. So make sure you catch that game three of the state of origin. It's. It's always a lot of fun. Like they, these players legitimately care about the state of origin, which makes it so special and I think a lot of, a lot different than a lot of these other mid season events because we're in the middle of the NRL season of course, and these players take time away from their club commitments to represent their home states. So definitely worth a watch.
Katie Nolan
It gives shade, it's giving shades of, of the hockey in season thing they did. It's like shades of that. And the series is tied 1:1. So this is like the, The. The final game. This is a big. This is a little early 6:05am Eastern and a little deep FS2. But if you happen to be awake, I think that's actually a really good. I might even DVR this.
Isabella
I might help you win.
Chris
I think you might need to.
Katie Nolan
No, don't you. Don't you dare. I will not be up at 6 tomorrow. Third thing.
Chris
Yeah. It's the only time you'll ever catch anyone in Victoria watching rugby pretty much is during the state of origin, which is strange because Victoria isn't competing. But that's how much it meant in the sporting landscape in Australia is that even people outside of those two states cared about it. Okay, so that's something to watch out for. And the third one, NBA Summer League is on again. You think there's no sports on now we have NBA Summer League, Lakers at Mavericks. Thursday, July 10th at 8:00pm Eastern on ESPN. This is the Cooper Flag and Bronny James duel.
Katie Nolan
Oh, wow.
Chris
That's what we've got. First time we watch Cooper Flag in a Dallas Mavericks jersey competing against Bronny James, who a lot of people are talking about a dunk that he had last night. So good for him that he had a nice dunk. Bronnie, great job, buddy.
Katie Nolan
Good job.
Chris
I can't do that.
Katie Nolan
I can't either.
Chris
Yep.
Katie Nolan
Huh.
Chris
So summer league, like, it's, It's, It's. It's fun. If you're a fan of a team that's had a high draft pick in the most recent draft, it's a good opportunity to see what they can do. I know your boy, Katie. Vijay edgecombe for the 76ers had a really impressive debut. So, you know, it's just. It's a fun opportunity to watch these young guys play.
Katie Nolan
VJ Edgecumbe. He's from Finland. He's Finnish.
Chris
He is not Finnish. In fact.
Isabella
Delayed, like, process of my brain.
Katie Nolan
What's it. What? The summer league. You know when you watch jail. Look at Brady. Look at Brady fucking losing it. You know when you.
Isabella
Brady finds something so funny, he has.
Katie Nolan
To go up, he has to leave. His face is purple. You know when you watch like a. Like preseason football and you see like the starters for one. One drive and then you never. They go away. Will Cooper Flag play a whole summer league game or are you just seeing him in, like, limited minutes when you tune into something like this, for the.
Chris
Most part, these guys will get at least a game or two of full game action to show, you know.
Katie Nolan
So this would be the game where, like, your Cooper flag is actually going to play in the same game.
Chris
Yeah, historically that's been the case. This, for whatever reason, might be different, but historically, you've seen high draft picks play good minutes. And then as the summer league goes on that third, fourth, fifth game.
Katie Nolan
That makes sense.
Chris
They don't really play as much.
Katie Nolan
That makes perfect sense.
Chris
But first game, you're on espn, you're playing against the Lakers. Why not put him out there and show everyone what he can do?
Katie Nolan
I completely agree, Chris. I'm so glad you said that.
Chris
Yep. Yep.
Katie Nolan
All right, Isabelle, you want to end the podcast since it's yours now?
Isabella
Yeah. All right, guys, check out our podcast.
Katie Nolan
What?
Isabella
You're at Casual, the podcast. What else do you usually say? Our voicemail number. It's in the. It's in the description. You don't need. I don't need to say it out loud.
Katie Nolan
And.
Isabella
Oh, it's happy, happy cow appreciation day. So appreciate the cows. Love you. Mean it.
Katie Nolan
646-801-0043 It's Casual is the podcast on IG and TikTok Casuals with Katie nolanmail.com we do love you, though. She was right about that. We do love you and we mean it. Am I forgetting something?
Isabella
No.
Brady
End the pod.
Katie Nolan
Okay, bye.
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Casuals with Katie Nolan - Episode Summary
Title: Hot Dog Eating, Red Sox Rage, Wimbledon, WAGs, and 30 Years of Tragic Kingdom
Release Date: July 8, 2025
Host: SiriusXM's Katie Nolan
In this lively episode of Casuals with Katie Nolan, host Katie Nolan and her rotating cast of friends dive into an array of summer sports stories, blending humor with insightful commentary. The episode navigates through competitive eating, the latest happenings at Wimbledon, the Boston Red Sox's controversial White House visit, celebrity couples in sports (WAGs), and a nostalgic trip down memory lane with the classic album Tragic Kingdom.
The discussion kicks off with Isabella expressing her excitement for the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest. Joey Chestnut, the legendary competitive eater, secured his 17th mustard belt by consuming 70.5 hot dogs—a staggering feat that not only clinched his victory but also surpassed numerous records.
Notable Quote:
Katie Nolan [08:03]: "Joey Chestnut has downed well over 1,000 hot dogs during his career and has crossed the 70 dog plateau. God, I'd love to live on a 70 dog plateau. Adorable. Would you?"
The team humorously debates the aftermath of such consumption, pondering the physical toll and the amusing visual of Chestnut’s post-contest nap. They also introduce a listener voicemail praising a lesser-known competitor, Jeff Esper, who finished 43.875 hot dogs—highlighting the depth of competition.
Notable Quote:
Chris [09:53]: "Mean it."
Transitioning to tennis, Isabella shares her enthusiasm for Wimbledon, particularly amidst the controversy surrounding the AI line judges. A mishap where a human error led to the AI system being turned off sparked laughter and frustration among the hosts, highlighting the challenges of integrating technology into traditional sports.
Notable Quote:
Katie Nolan [36:30]: "It's very funny that everyone is complaining about this robot not doing what it's supposed to do, which is they're like, entirely reliant on rope."
The conversation delves into the broader implications of technology in sports officiating, with humorous comparisons to the chaos that ensues when humans are left in charge of automated systems.
A significant portion of the episode addresses the Boston Red Sox' decision to visit the White House and meet President Donald Trump during a holiday weekend series against the Nationals. This move sparked backlash due to former manager Alex Cora’s critical stance on Trump, referencing his previous decision to skip the White House meeting to support Puerto Rico's recovery from Hurricane Maria.
Notable Quote:
Katie Nolan [49:35]: "The unfortunate truth is the Red Sox are undefeated since doing this."
The hosts express their frustration with the team's actions, questioning the players' motivations and the impact on the team's performance and reputation.
The conversation shifts to the world of WAGs (Wives and Girlfriends of sports stars), with Katie reflecting on her initial dismissiveness towards the power couple Trinity Rodman and Ben Shelton. She shares a heartfelt moment about their relationship, emphasizing the positivity and support they bring to the sports community.
Notable Quote:
Katie Nolan [37:32]: "There's a clip of him, like, I don't know, drying his face off with his little sweat band and just Trinity looking up at him like. Like, he's just the handsomest thing she's ever seen. And it's so cute."
The discussion highlights how WAGs can influence public perception and add a personal dimension to athletes' lives.
Katie takes a nostalgic turn, reminiscing about the band No Doubt and their iconic album Tragic Kingdom. She passionately defends the album's enduring legacy, urging listeners to immerse themselves in its tracks.
Notable Quote:
Katie Nolan [40:46]: "Spiderwebs is on that. Okay. Yeah. Yeah."
The hosts bond over shared musical experiences, underscoring the cultural impact of the album and its place in their personal histories.
As All Star Week approaches, the hosts discuss its significance across various sports, particularly baseball. They touch on the Home Run Derby, highlighting Pete Alonso's decision to skip the event to focus on his team's performance, sparking debates about athlete participation in exhibition events.
Notable Quote:
Katie Nolan [58:16]: "I just want to be in the best possible position to help this team win in the second half."
Additionally, the episode covers the All Star selection process, featuring veteran pitcher Clayton Kershaw achieving his 3,000th strikeout milestone amidst the emotional backdrop of an injury during the game.
Notable Quote:
Katie Nolan [64:25]: "He did it and that was cool. And now they're using a legacy pick."
A surprising twist involves the Cleveland Guardians pitcher Luis Ortiz, who was placed on non-disciplinary paid leave due to suspicious betting activity on specific pitches. The hosts humorously dissect the minimal nature of the scandal, contrasting it with more elaborate gambling schemes typically depicted in media.
Notable Quote:
Katie Nolan [69:22]: "This feels like the least thought out gambling scandal."
They express skepticism about Ortiz's defense, anticipating a simple misstep rather than a complex conspiracy, and discuss the potential ramifications for the sport’s integrity.
Towards the episode's conclusion, the group engages in a spirited debate about their favorite sports movies. They list classics like "Bull Durham", "Major League", and "Space Jam", sharing personal anecdotes and humorous critiques.
Notable Quote:
Chris [91:18]: "The way that it dealt with how ownership sees players as mere objects and transactional pieces rather than humans."
This segment blends personal preferences with broader reflections on how sports films portray athletes and the business side of sports.
LeBron James' uncertain future with the Los Angeles Lakers becomes a focal point, as the hosts analyze his recent contract decision and the potential impact on the team's dynamics. They speculate on possible trades and the challenges of balancing legacy with team-building under the new CBA rules.
Notable Quote:
Brady [81:19]: "My bigger issue is that LeBron just needs to say his shit. Just say your shit directly."
The discussion underscores the complexities of athlete-team relationships and the strategic considerations in professional sports management.
In their signature casual style, the hosts wrap up the episode by acknowledging listener voicemails, sharing personal moments, and teasing upcoming content, including the NBA Summer League and State of Origin games.
Notable Quote:
Isabella [102:14]: "You're at Casual, the podcast."
They encourage listeners to stay connected through various platforms, emphasizing the community aspect of the podcast.
This episode of Casuals with Katie Nolan offers a rich tapestry of sports commentary, interspersed with humor and personal insights. From the marvels of competitive eating and the intricacies of sports management to heartfelt discussions on music and sports culture, Katie and her friends create an engaging narrative that resonates with both casual fans and sports enthusiasts alike.