
Hello! It's the podcast version of Edward Fortyhands, with eighty ounces of sports. Today, Katie and the Casualties celebrate the return home, the long trip through the Midwest over the holidays, and of course, the biggest story in sports - Luke Littler's second straight World Darts Championships and the heel turn that came with it. The team dives into farewells to the 18 NFL teams headed to Cancun, with a look at the Raiders' next franchise quarterback and his gameday music selections, the Jets' historic inability to intercept a pass, the Giants' inability to quarantine, the Browns' most adorable defender, the Bengals' offensive line's most exotic Christmas gifts, Tua's regifting, Shilo Sanders' motivation to never return to the NFL, the iconic re-retirements of Philip Rivers and Frank Ragnow, and a final wrap on Isabella's first fantasy football season. Then, Katie and the Casualties get into Tom Brady's New Year's Eve with Alix Earle and life for a 48-year-old in the club, befor...
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Qualifying credit required. Hey, Isabella, did you know back in 2019, this isn't news, but Brady just found this out because he didn't know so he sent it. Do you know that in 2019, LeBron James tried to trademark the phrase Taco Tuesday? Really? Why? Because he was saying it. Because he was saying it a lot on his Instagram and he would ta remember this, Chris. Surely you do.
Chris
Of course.
Katie Nolan
And he tried to trademark it and people were like, no, that's been said and will continue to be said through all of time. It's not your thing.
Isabella
He's like, no, I'm just trademarking the emphasis.
Katie Nolan
Yeah. He's like, but when no one else is going Tuesday. Which again, is how he was doing it. So unsuccessful.
Isabella
Which technically is today.
Katie Nolan
Oh, my God.
Isabella
When they listen.
Katie Nolan
Yes, it's tm Taco Tuesday today. Rc. I'm doing all the parentheses whatever. Start the podcast. Hello. Oh, my God.
Dan
Hello.
Katie Nolan
It's so good to be home. We got new wood paneling. I know it's an audio medium, but we have new wood paneling in the studio. I feel very safe. Welcome to cas, the sports podcast. It does not care what you know. It's just happy that you're here. I'm Katie Nolan. I'm your host, joined today by my casualties who I missed. We're all back from our holidays. We have Isabella, our sports newbie. Hi. We have Chris, our master editor. Hi. And Brady's here.
Brady
Hey.
Katie Nolan
Hey.
Brady
We've got panels.
Katie Nolan
You said you didn't know about LeBron. That's. You were in a baseball. That was when you were full baseball all the time.
Brady
That's when I was working exclusively in baseball.
Katie Nolan
Yeah. Brady's.
Brady
What else did I miss?
Katie Nolan
Brady's a lot. We can get you caught up. We can get you caught up. Did you guys see how did our holiday episodes Do. I thought I loved our holiday content. Did people feel the same?
Brady
They crushed People love Dan.
Katie Nolan
Okay, good. Yeah. Well, that.
Brady
They love you too.
Katie Nolan
Thanks. I don't know why we started there. I meant the stuff I was in.
Chris
Because that's the giving I meant.
Katie Nolan
How did we feel about like the, the. How did the, the basketball episode do? I loved that Christmas episode. So much fun. We had so much fun doing that. The two truths and a lie. If you haven't listened to it, you can go back and listen to it. I know you might have been busy. You might have had a holiday. I hope everybody's holidays were good. Happy New Year. Let me tell you how you can reach me so we can get into this chock full episode we have today. Casual Katie Nolan. Gmail.com is our email. Our voicemail is 646-801-0043. And on IG and TikTok, we are at casualsthepodcast. Here's what we're gonna do today. We're gonna get into some emails. Then we are going to say goodbye to the NFL season as it has wrapped up. We're gonna say goodbye to the teams in the order of their draft order so that, you know, then when we come, we'll take a quick break. When we come back, we'll preview the postseason. All I'm trying to do today is get to the part where we can talk about if Tom Brady and Alex Earl are dating is going on there. I also will say I have gotten into a video game dangerously. Dan and I started playing like five days ago, a game called Arc Raiders. We're a little late on this train, but we are fully in. We've done nothing but this for five days. We got back from our vacation, started playing this game, and it has been. We've been having to take little breaks to like, you know, do laundry, take down the Christmas tree. But in between those breaks, it has. We've probably put in like 10 to 12 hours a day on this video game.
Isabella
It's.
Katie Nolan
It has its hooks in me. I'm trying to hurry through this so I can get home and play again. I just. It's. It's trouble. But I do not want to make this podcast about that. But if you've got. I know whenever I mention a video game that I'm playing, we get like emails and calls about it. So, hey, Raiders, if you're out there, we're not good at it. I should also say that we're not very good. I texted Pete Blackburn from the podcast. What Chaos. He's one of my video game friends. I text him, I was like, are you in on this yet? And he was like, dude, I stink, but I play it every single day. It's like post apocalypse, you gotta go. You live in an underground society. You've got to go up to scavenge supplies that you then turn into things. And there's like a.
Isabella
Isn't that kind of like fallout?
Brady
I love scavenging and building.
Katie Nolan
It's so good.
Brady
I end up not killing anyone. I just want to, like, walk around and find things.
Katie Nolan
I just want a backpack of nice cloth so I can turn that into expert bandages.
Brady
Like, there was a zombie game a while ago where you walked around a shopping mall and you could, like find a hockey stick and a chainsaw and duct taped them together. I just wanted to build elaborate things. I have to kill a single zombie.
Katie Nolan
Exactly. I'm like, I don't need all these guns. I just want to. I just want to build. I just want to. I just want to craft things. Please check out what. Look what I can do. And then I make it. It's pretty fun. So anyway, we're no good at it, but that's where my brain is. Let's go ahead and start with these. These emails. Look, I got a lot of people reaching out about Luke Litler. So I imagine in our email we must have, because people were like, Katie, did. Katie did you see? And so, Chris, did we get any emails?
Chris
Of course we did. We got a bunch of emails about Luke Litlo, including this one from Matt. So Luke, by the way, Luke Litlo ended up winning the World Darts Championship. Back to back champions. Champions. Back to back championship wins for Luke Litloop.
Katie Nolan
Luke the Nuke. Well, friend, I mean, I would say acquaintance. I don't know that he remembers the seven minutes that he spent with us, but if he does, it's good to see you, Luke. And we were rooting for you.
Chris
So fantastic performance by Luke. But in the fourth round, he was playing Rob Cross. And this is the specific moment that there was a specific moment that we got a couple of emails telling us about. And this email from Matt says, did you see Luke Litland defeat Rob Cross in the fourth round of the PDC Championship? After the match, the whole crowd started booing Luke. And he responded with this.
Katie Nolan
I'm not bothered. Really.
Chris
I'm not bothered. Really not bothered.
Katie Nolan
Can I just say one thing?
Chris
You guys pay for tickets and you're paying for my prize money. So thank you.
Katie Nolan
Thank you for my money. Thank you for Booing me. Thank you. Come on. Come on.
Chris
And then Matt continues saying, I'm curious as to what the casualties and Katie's thoughts are on this, that he is now facing backlash. This is awesome.
Katie Nolan
I'm so confused. He gets booed a lot.
Chris
He does.
Katie Nolan
What is it that he's doing that gets him booed?
Isabella
He's just so good.
Katie Nolan
I mean, if it's that, then you got to do what he did, which is just like Brady was mimicking.
Chris
It's also the most amount of personality I think we've seen out of him for a long time.
Brady
Sometimes you just got to turn him heel, brother.
Katie Nolan
Sometimes you just got to lean in. If he had brought that energy, that would have been fine as well. We would have worked with it.
Isabella
You know, he was just like you, Katie.
Katie Nolan
Yeah. If he was like, what the fuck is this show? I go, absolutely, Absolutely.
Brady
And I'm here for nwo.
Katie Nolan
Luke Lit, Are you good at throwing other things? And he was like, no. I was like, okay, great. That's so good. Yeah. Look, I think this guy gets booed a lot. Isn't he, like, 12?
Chris
He's, like, still 12. He's still 12.
Katie Nolan
He's like 12 years old. He's a baby.
Brady
I think 18 or 19, because I don't even know if he turned 19 yet.
Chris
No. I'm trying to figure out when he's, like, 19 now.
Katie Nolan
Happy birthday. If we missed it, Luke. Sorry we missed it.
Brady
Sometimes old people just want to boo young people.
Chris
He turns 19 on January 21, so he's still 18 years old.
Katie Nolan
An Aquarius. Exciting.
Isabella
Someone else's birthday is coming up.
Katie Nolan
Who's that?
Isabella
I don't know.
Katie Nolan
Myrtles is January 23rd.
Isabella
Oh, someone across from me is Brady. No.
Brady
No.
Katie Nolan
Is it me?
Isabella
I think it's you.
Katie Nolan
Is it me? What are we going to get me?
Isabella
I don't know.
Katie Nolan
Nothing. He's facing backlash. What's the backlash?
Chris
Just for, I guess that he was sticking up for himself and giving the crowd some lip. I love it. I think it's fantastic.
Katie Nolan
Yeah. I feel like you can't say nothing to me when I win a championship, it's like, you, backlash. Okay, win then. What do you want? I won, so leave me alone. And I love that. And I love that. And I'm happy for him. Our close personal friend, Luke the Nuke Littler. We have any other emails about anything else?
Chris
We have one from Emma, says, I wanted to say how much I enjoyed your episodes with Dan. There are so many men on the Internet loudly hating women and Even their own partners. So it was nice to listen to a man who clearly loves his. The way he calls your family his and talks about you is so sweet. You two are so good together.
Dan
Stop.
Chris
Can't wait for more. Katie and Dan content. Love you. Mean it, Emma.
Isabella
Love you.
Katie Nolan
Mean it. I'm gonna throw up. That's so sweet. That's so sweet. Thank you. Look, I think Dan and I both bristle at the idea of, like, I hate to even use this phrase, like, couples content. I know, like, there's been a couple phases. I think when the pandemic hit, a lot of people made couples. Cause it makes sense. Like, I'm with this person all the time. We're together, we're locked into a house. We might as well make some stuff.
Chris
We both work in, like a chemistry idea.
Katie Nolan
Right, right, right. And I. Ideally, I think that I. For. I just, you know, we both have our separate stuff that we do. I love making stuff with him. I always have. It was actually the genesis of our relationship was that he was one of my favorite guests on the podcast and I always lit up when I saw him. And same for him. So I. I love doing it. I also think we're both cautious. Cause I don't want our relationship to become work in any type of way. And I think it's good to keep it as se possible. But that being said, I mean, he's my favorite person to talk to. And you know, I think that's really cute that there are men on the Internet that are bad. But he's a man who clearly loves. His is so sweet, so cool. I'm glad that you like it. I also know a lot of people don't like couples when couples are on stuff. So I didn't know if it was gonna make everybody mad. But listen, we're both. That's who I watch all the sports with. It's who. Most of the conversations we have here are conversations that he and I have during a game anyway, so.
Chris
And it was either that content or nothing. So be happy that you.
Katie Nolan
Yeah, exactly. We really did learn through the. After the first one, like, we are not going to record while driving because he was so like, I was like, let's just get to the Airbnb and then we can record. And somebody called into the radio show today and apologized for the. Our Chicago Airbnb experience, which I believe he got almost fully refunded. I think they kept like a hundred something bucks as some sort of a fee, but almost got most of it back. It was just a really scary. It just was combined with just a weird guy standing outside of your Airbnb going like, how long are you there for? And then you go inside and it looks like somebody just got up and rushed out the door and you're like, what is this? Were you living here? I'm sorry. So anyway, that got fixed. Yeah. So it was definitely a weird situation, but we got it fixed. And thank you for apologizing entire city of Chicago. And thank you to everybody for listening to our podcast. And Emma, I love you and I mean it. Okay, so I said in the A block here we're say goodbye to the NFL season folks. It has ended. The NFL regular season is over. I appreciate them wrapping it up on a Sunday so we could record this episode on a Monday to be released on a Tuesday without worrying about some random game that's going to happen tonight. There is no game tonight. So I figured the best thing we could do is sort of lay the season to rest and go through the teams that we will not be seeing anymore this year and sort of pick out something that stood out about them throughout the season. So we'll start we're going order of the NFL draft, so we're going to go from worst to best. These again are the teams we are saying goodbye to in this NFL season. Let's start with the Las Vegas Raiders 3 and 14. They were this season no good under first year head coach Pete Carroll. More on that in a little bit. It is Black Monday here as we're recording, so if you haven't heard it by Tuesday, we will get to the firings and such a little bit later in the show. But let's talk about the Raiders are now in prime position to pick Indiana quarterback Fernando Mendoza, who's hecking thrilled about that I'm sure.
Brady
Gosh darn.
Katie Nolan
Indiana blew out Alabama in the Rose bowl and Mendoza got hyped for his.
Brady
Hoggies shouting out his Hoggies in the post game interview.
Katie Nolan
Hoggies. Yeah.
Brady
Just adorable little pet name he had for his lineman.
Katie Nolan
Hoggies.
Chris
Sounds like an insult.
Katie Nolan
It does.
Brady
Well, maybe this is too local. Like in the in the 80s like the Washington offensive line was like famously referred to as the Hogs.
Katie Nolan
Sure.
Brady
And then they just people called like offensive lineman Hogs from that.
Katie Nolan
Like Hoggies is diminutive. Also sounds like a sport. We already have hockeys by the way you guys. Following heated rivalry. It really heated up.
Isabella
I sure know my mom is.
Katie Nolan
No way.
Isabella
I swear to God, every single day she's like you need to watch heated.
Katie Nolan
She watched it yeah, she watched it.
Isabella
She loves it.
Brady
With you.
Isabella
No, there's no chance.
Katie Nolan
And just if anybody listening doesn't know, do not watch heated rivalry with a parent.
Isabella
She was like, yeah, the first two episodes are, you know, sexual, but.
Katie Nolan
I love it.
Isabella
But apparently it's this beautiful love story.
Katie Nolan
Oh my God, I love this. And that is what I've heard. I've heard that like episode three, I think is when it gets. I still haven't watched it. God, I'm telling you guys, I'm arc rating. I have to gather durable cloth so that I can combine it with anti stuff. I just too much on my to do list. But I will get to it. I will get to it.
Isabella
Also really random to hear my mom say, yeah, like, you know, I saw this podcast talking about it like, cut chaos. And I was like, what chaos? And then another one. I don't know.
Katie Nolan
It's Empty Netters, I'm sure.
Isabella
There you go.
Katie Nolan
Yeah, there's a couple podcasts I would say in that I'm voting for what chaos. If you gotta pick up a hockey podcast for this, it's what chaos. I don't know the Empty Netters guys, but I don't trust them. So I think we're fully what chaos on this podcast.
Brady
Are DJ and Pete just doing a full on analysis of the hockey in this or is it the.
Katie Nolan
No, they're fully. I mean DJ is fully in on this. I believe Sean also their producer is a big fan of like the actual show. Pete. I don't know, they just are. They've had like the people who've made the show on. It's really good. They have really good coverage and it's like not. I, I love them. It's a good show. I'm gonna watch it. I know. It's on my list. You guys, I have so much to do.
Isabella
I'll get there.
Katie Nolan
Just have to make these bandages. But Brady, you found something. What is this thing from November about Fernando Mendoza?
Brady
So the beauty of the Internet is that things stay up forever. Fernando Mendoza did partnered reels back in November for JLab Audio.
Katie Nolan
Okay. And so some athletes, these are just. It's spotcon. Yeah, right.
Brady
I'll give them credit because they put it up, they can have their name on it.
Katie Nolan
Great.
Brady
But a lot of athletes will, you know, they're like, what's on your playlist? Or if we hand you the aux, what are you. What are we going to hear? And you know, it's a lot of times it's just the same old stuff. It's like, all right, here's what gets me hyped. And it just goes from like hip hop to hard rock, hip hop to hard rock, rock. But with everything Fernando Mendoza does, it's just that much more adorable. Like, it's that much more endearing. And this is so on brand for what we now know about him and everything he said and every way he interacts with people. We'll start with audio. Clip number one was asking Fernando Mendoza what he's listening to walking into the stadium.
Katie Nolan
One, I'll either have some type of wave playing to make sure that I'm.
Chris
Calm and in the zone, or if.
Dan
Not, I love to have headphones on.
Katie Nolan
Because it's able to cancel the noise. What?
Isabella
Okay.
Brady
Shouting out the features of the headphones.
Katie Nolan
I'll either listen to waves or have headphones on. Okay, great.
Brady
Fernando Mendoza, asmr Ocean sound guy number two. They continued asking him, fernando Mendoza, what are you listening to as you're going to classify?
Katie Nolan
When I'm on my way to class, I like a little bit more pop. Whether it's the weeknd, Rihanna, or there's.
Dan
Many other artists that I love.
Katie Nolan
Sure.
Dan
I like to have a little bit.
Katie Nolan
Of pop to get that positive feel, get excited to go to class and have a positive mindset going in. Ready to learn, Ready to learn. Ready to learn.
Chris
Ready to learn.
Isabella
I'm heckin ready to learn.
Brady
This man is a student hyphen athlete, in that order.
Katie Nolan
I love to listen to pop, whether it's artist one, artist two, or many other artists that I love.
Brady
Get hype, Raiders, this is your man. Clip three, Fernando Mendoza, what are you listening to? In the car?
Chris
In the car.
Katie Nolan
All by myself, I would say a couple songs.
Chris
I'm listening to number one, anything by coldplay.
Katie Nolan
Love coldplay.
Chris
Love Bruno Mars as well to get.
Katie Nolan
Me hyped up and kind of in a positive feeling. And then also one song that I've really been listening to recently is moves like jagger, a little bit of a throwback. And also thrift shop by macklemore. What are you talking about?
Dan
Throwback?
Katie Nolan
What year is it? What year is it?
Isabella
As I listened to and you knew.
Katie Nolan
Me years, it's not old. Those songs are squarely in the category of not old enough to be throwbacks. Just like. Just new enough that we're sick of them. How are you listening to moves like Jagger?
Brady
This man is timeless.
Katie Nolan
Thrift shop.
Isabella
Oh, my God.
Brady
In the coup de grace, Fernando Mendoza, what is your guilty pleasure?
Katie Nolan
Oh, no, I would say my guilty pleasure song is the sweet escape By Gwen Stefani. I love that song. What? What are you talking about? What are you.
Brady
I love him.
Katie Nolan
I don't understand.
Isabella
I love that song.
Katie Nolan
I don't understand him at all.
Brady
There's no one who is a better fit for pro football in Las Vegas.
Katie Nolan
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I mean, honestly, I was half expecting him to. You know, when you get in an Uber and they're listening to. I don't know what it is lately, but almost every Uber that I get into is listening to, like, Christian rock, like, Christian rock radio, where, like, you'll get in, you'll hear the song, and you'll go, this sounds a little bit like. And then when they go to break or whatever, and they're like, you're praising with praise fm and you're like, oh, okay. That's what I thought we were gonna get from Fernando Mendoza. I didn't expect Sweet Escape and Moves Like Jagger.
Isabella
I could also see him panicking and just kind of like, thinking of, like, the most famous songs. That's the other thing.
Katie Nolan
That's a very good point by Isabella. Is that in Spawn like this, you have to sometimes just assume he may have gotten the assignment moments before having to post it and was just like, name a song. Okay, Bruno Mars.
Brady
So you just ran through. Now that's what I Call Music 2014.
Katie Nolan
I mean, this is solidly all from, like, did those two songs come out in the same year? I'll look up Sweet Escape and somebody else look up Moves Like Jagger a.
Isabella
Little earlier, I think. But that's. That is all of, like, the 2013.
Katie Nolan
Like, era 2006 for Sweet Escape.
Chris
Okay, okay. So he's got a wide variety of music.
Katie Nolan
It's like music from when I was. Just got out of college. Like, music from college for me. Me. Like, why are you the Heisman winner this year listening to music from when I old lady was in college?
Brady
Because he doesn't care what you mother heckers think. He's gonna jam out to what he wants to jam out to.
Isabella
I'm gonna listen to this on my way to work.
Katie Nolan
I want the controversy of him to come out where it's like, ooh, he said the F word while playing video games. But it's just. He just says. And everyone's like, fart. All right, we have to keep moving through these teams because we're still only the. The worst team. Let's go to the second worst team, the jets. Also a 3 and 4 record. Absolute stinker of a season. Somehow the jets did something no team has Ever done since this stat was recorded. And the stat is just. Just interceptions. Ever since they started keeping track of those, no team has gone an entire season without having any. Until the jets this year. They did not intercept a single pass all season. Not the. Not the good way. Isabella, I was thinking. You were thinking they didn't get intercepted. Yeah, no, they did. Quite, quite a bit. They didn't intercept any balls thrown by their opposing quarterback back. So not good.
Brady
Basically, all their defensive backs would have had the same result if they were playing with Edward forty Hands ball just bopping off of them.
Katie Nolan
Brad, did you just learn what Edward forty Hands is?
Brady
Learned it while listening to sweet escape in 2006.
Isabella
Is that different than Edward Scissorhands?
Katie Nolan
Yes, in that Edward Scissorhands is a Movie and Edward 40 Hands is a game where you tape two forties to your hands and you can't have your hands back until you finish them.
Isabella
Them. Oh, I know of that. I didn't know it was called that.
Katie Nolan
Yeah, interesting.
Isabella
Okay.
Katie Nolan
Yeah. Now you know.
Brady
What did you guys call it?
Isabella
I don't know. He's taping some bottles to your hand.
Brady
Guys, it's not even a game.
Chris
It's Friday night.
Katie Nolan
I don't really feel like going out tonight. Can we tape some bottles to our hands? Hey, let's stay in and play. Tape bottles to your hands. I don't even need to tape it.
Isabella
I just have enough, like free will.
Katie Nolan
I'm just going to keep drinking. I just won't put them down. They'll be done in three minutes anyway. Isabelle's like, what do I call it? Two min. Okay. The Cardinals also three and 14. Damn. We had four three and 14 teams. Well, the Cardinals were one of them. And it looks like they will be moving on from quarterback Kyler Murray. They started two zero with them and then they lost 14 of the next 15. Murray was sidelined following week five. So bye to the Cardinals, the Titans. Tennessee Titans, three and 14. They fired Mike Vrabel, the head coach. Handsome Mike Vrable. Hold. What is happening in my mouth? Handsome Mike Vrabel, the host of our New England Patriots. The coach of the New England Patriots. They fired him after the 2023 season and they have won six games since then. How many did Mike Vrabel win with the pates this year? Eight.
Brady
More than that.
Katie Nolan
This many. I can't even do it on two hands. It's 14. So shout out to the Titans and sorry. Sorry for everything happening over there. There. The Giants, believe it or not, four wins. You might struggle to remember them, but there were technically four wins. They could have had the number two pick if they didn't beat the Cowboys in week 18. But they did. But they did. So they don't get the number two pick. The interesting story, I think that will be lasting from the Giant season, other than the fact that their quarterback and running back play as if head injuries never existed, as if they don't have a care in the world when it comes to their brain, was from this week on Saturday. Brady, can you explain what happened with Theo Johnson?
Brady
So Theo Johnson is the tight end for the Giants, and he was listed as being out. The team officially designated his injury status as out with parentheses illness. And usually if you're sick, they're like, we'll let you try to get better by Sunday. And then on Sunday, if you. We know you can't play, you'll be designated out Saturday. They're like, he's just not going to play. Everybody's like, all right, well, you're just tanking. You're trying to lose this game. Just, you're putting players on. You're just declaring them out. Theo Johnson, Saturday night shows up on the jumbotron court side at the Knicks game, just smiling and waving courtside like, hey, guys, I'm Theo Johnson, out with illness. Went ahead and posted on Instagram, I'm not sick. And then the team was like, he has a non contagious infection. And if I'm sitting near Theo Johnson courtside, like, I don't feel good about that explanation.
Katie Nolan
I just, I don't feel good because it's gotten on me. So is he sick or no?
Brady
Well, he didn't play well. Yeah, was not like ill. He didn't have. I guess he didn't have the flu. And if he did, he felt good enough to go to a basketball game.
Katie Nolan
Stop doing that, everybody. I really thought we would have learned during, I don't know, that big moment we had where you weren't supposed to go outside when you were sick. If you're sick, stay home.
Brady
You know who doesn't learn anything? People?
Katie Nolan
Giants players.
Brady
Oh, any of us.
Katie Nolan
Yeah, we're not very good at that. But can everybody please, I mean, look, I know.
Isabella
And it's like, if you can't stay home, like, wear a mask.
Katie Nolan
Wear a mask. Like, I don't want to get sick. Isabella spent her whole vacation sick.
Isabella
That sucked.
Katie Nolan
Sucked. She had a cold and then it turned into an ear infection. Is this a hipaa? Am I violating a hipaa?
Brady
Did I do a hipaa?
Katie Nolan
Did I Do a hipaa.
Isabella
You're fine. You're not my provider.
Katie Nolan
Thank you. I could be if you need. I would always provide. Okay. The Browns. 5 and 12 Browns. This was kind of. This is actually a good thing that most of these are funny, but this is. Myles Garrett did end up breaking that sack record. Now let's clap for Miles Garrett.
Brady
Go, Miles Garrett.
Katie Nolan
I dropped my rundown. Congratulations to him. I know people wanted him to do it before they got to the last week since they've added another week to the season and people could then say, well, he broke the record, but he had an extra week to do it. I don't care about that. I think it's cool that he did it. I also. My favorite thing about Myles Garrett is he's got like an all time smirk. When you show him at a prayer. He's just always like, side of his face, smirking. He's just got a sweet little smirk on Miles Garrett's face all the time.
Brady
Well, did you see Chloe Kim's Instagram story, Isabella?
Katie Nolan
Why'd you all like that?
Isabella
It was this picture. I see. It was a sweet smirk. It's like.
Katie Nolan
Yeah, he's just.
Isabella
I don't know.
Katie Nolan
His face reminds me of just like a. Like. Hey. Hi. Hey.
Brady
Well, that was. So he's still dating Chloe Kim, the Olympic snowboarder. He is.
Katie Nolan
I forgot about that. I always forget about that. I love them as a couple.
Brady
And she posted on Instagram, proud of you. And it's just a picture of him smirking and holding a cinnamon roll that she baked him.
Katie Nolan
Wait, Isabella, you might love this couple. Khloe Kim's cool as hell.
Isabella
Okay, I gotta look this up.
Katie Nolan
Yeah.
Isabella
Are we spelling Khloe like the Kardashian or.
Brady
No, with a C, like the normal.
Katie Nolan
Like a normal person does, you know?
Isabella
I don't know. I don't know.
Brady
Miles Garrett, gigantic pass rusher. Loves Halloween, loves Chloe.
Katie Nolan
Him. Yeah, I like Miles Garrett. I think he's sweet. So 23 sacks. The record was 22 and a half by Michael Strahan and T.J. watt. And it was on Joe Burrow. I know that there was talk about how Aaron Rodgers didn't want it to be him, and it wasn't. It was Joe Burrow. And we will watch that a bunch of times that. That replay.
Brady
Joe. Joe Dove.
Katie Nolan
He did.
Brady
Joe made it a little too easy.
Katie Nolan
Wow. You're saying. Oh, shit.
Brady
It's like Brett. Brett Favre was the.
Katie Nolan
Yeah, but I was trying to think of the. I was trying to think of a league of their own. That she. That kit. She dropped the. What's her face. Gina Davis dropped the ball on purpose.
Brady
Daddy Henson.
Katie Nolan
Yeah, Dottie. Dottie dropped the ball on purpose. What you're saying?
Brady
Well, I don't know why he would do it. It just looked like he went down a little, too. You want the highlight to be something more spectacular and the highlights just going to be like Joe Burrow, kind of like.
Katie Nolan
Well, you heard it there, folks. Not good enough for Brady Miles Garrett. Sorry. Get out there and do it again. That wasn't good enough. Brady thinks you faked it. Damn.
Brady
But I just said he was. All right.
Katie Nolan
The Commanders 5 and 12. The Commanders, Brady, 5 and 12, that's your team. So I just want to make sure you heard what the record was at the end of the year. This says this team tried really hard and just had some bad luck with players getting hurt. We're very proud of them regardless and know they'll do better next year. Who did the rundown?
Brady
Seems like an accurate assessment.
Katie Nolan
Put the rundown together. That feels like a did that.
Brady
They'll get back at it.
Katie Nolan
Did their stadium situation get resolved? It did. Right. Remember, over the summer, Trump was like, if they don't change their name back to the racists, I'm gonna be. I'm not gonna let them.
Brady
Then someone jangled their keys, like, off to the side, and he forgot about.
Katie Nolan
It, and he went, what's this? Shiny. Okay. How crazy not to. But Dan and I told you we're playing that video game where there's. You gotta always be looking up something. I know, but listen. But listen. We're like. There's always. You're always checking the sky to see if something's about to shoot you. And we stopped playing for a little bit the other day, and I'm like, wait, I'm still hearing choppers. Like, crazy choppers. I look out the window, and there's, like, four helicopters hovering, like, five blocks from us. I'm like, what the hell is this? They brought the Venezuelan guy. It was six blocks from my apartment.
Isabella
Oh, wow.
Katie Nolan
And I was like, damn, dude. That's crazy.
Isabella
That's crazy.
Katie Nolan
But anyway, we're not talking about listening.
Isabella
Yeah.
Katie Nolan
I was like, whoa, whoa.
Isabella
I got a scavenge.
Katie Nolan
I open the window and I go, dan, I'm. I'm not hallucinating. There's, like, a bunch of choppers just hovering outside of our apartment. Right? And he was like, yeah, what the hell? Okay, the Saints. We got to fly through this. The Saints 6 and 11 this season. Second round pick Tyler Shuck, who had a dog that we all liked, played himself into the rookie of the year race. Will the pronunciation of his name ever makes sense? Shuck. Shuck.
Brady
But nothing that is ough in the world is pronounced ugh.
Katie Nolan
No, there's got to be at least one. Now that I've said nothing.
Chris
Dough.
Katie Nolan
Dough, tough.
Brady
Well, ough can be a lot of things. It's never. Uck.
Katie Nolan
I don't know about. I don't feel good about never. But somebody will write in and tell us. Leave a voice. Leave off a voicemail. 868646.
Brady
Bowel breaks. Like you have a lot of oughs that are not up.
Katie Nolan
Yeah, that's good. English is a tricky language. The Bengals 6 and 11. Despite getting injured in week two and missing half the season, Joe Burrow followed up last year's gift of genuine samurai swords for his offensive line by gifting them all authentic dinosaur, bear and mammoth fossils.
Isabella
He loves history.
Katie Nolan
He does.
Isabella
He loves fossils.
Katie Nolan
He does.
Brady
Joe is the guy who will give you a gift that he likes with, does not care if you like it.
Katie Nolan
I mean, would you be mad if you got an authentic mammoth fossil? I wouldn't. I think that's cool. Cool.
Isabella
I think.
Brady
But if I look over at like the ravens and it's like those guys got watches, those guys got Rolexes, those got things I'll need.
Katie Nolan
You're rich enough that you can get yourself a Rolex. You're a professional football player.
Brady
Also dinosaur, bear and mammoth fossils. One of those three things is not like the other.
Katie Nolan
I'd be pissed if I got a bear fossil. I'd be like, I could get this. I could get a bear bone. I don't need this. Bear fossils, they're still alive. Yeah. I would want. That's what Christmas is about. Getting something you would never think to buy for yourself. And that's why I'm so glad, gl. So glad that my mother in law got me. You've got to have balls to make it in this league. My Life as an Umpire by Pam Pastema.
Isabella
Beautiful.
Katie Nolan
I'm doing the. I'm doing the kindergarten.
Brady
It's our spine con section.
Katie Nolan
That's right. That's what Christmas is about, folks. Get somebody a gift they would never, ever, ever have thought to get for themselves.
Brady
But the goal is not to 100% make sure it's something they would never get for them.
Isabella
Just make sure.
Katie Nolan
No, no, no, no. Make sure. The Chiefs 6 and 11. Oh, you hate to see. You do hate to see a lot of talk about if this is Travis Kelce's final game. In fact, so much talk, I don't even want to talk about it here, like at all. I don't want to hear about this unless it is like can't we just do the like. Yes it is. No it isn't. This dance is. Am I the only one entirely annoyed by this? I will say. Donna Kelsey's season of traitors debuts later this week, so get ready for that.
Brady
Donna Kelsey v Ron Funches. Who?
Katie Nolan
You got funches all day. I love Ron Funches. Team funches and we'll see how that shakes out if he is retiring. He ends with three catches for 12 yards in a fumble in his last game. So that sucks. Dolphins 7 and 10 dolphins. The dolphins finish with a better record than the Chiefs. Who would have seen that coming? Me. You stick with Mike McDaniel and this is what you get. They are reportedly getting rid of Tuatanga Vailoa 18 months after signing him to a 4 year 212 record. I'm saying that through my hand. I forgot that's how much they paid him.
Isabella
That's a lot of money.
Katie Nolan
Holy four years. $212 million. That's crazy. When did he get his O line? The Cowboys.
Brady
I'm going to look this up. Don't you worry.
Katie Nolan
Yeah, please. The Cowboys finished 79 and 1. Jerry Jones did not find his glory hole and I think the biggest story of their season was when they traded away Micah Parsons and then they followed that up by trading a bunch of picks and then they that they got back for Quinn and Williams. So a kind of a mess for the Cowboys. Brady, did you find it? You had a I found it face.
Brady
Tuatanga Violoa bought Sony Ult sound towers for his teammates for Christmas plus an additional higher dose infrared PAMF go mat for the team's offensive lineman. This all just sounds like stuff he was gifted and passed on.
Katie Nolan
Oh it does. It sounds like I got this. Sponsored and so now I'm just what's the Go mat? What is that?
Brady
I think it's it's like a infrared pain relief mat for the feet.
Katie Nolan
No it's not. It claims to be but no it's not. What are you an infrared pain relief mat for the feet?
Brady
Yeah, I may take the Bear fossil.
Katie Nolan
Yeah, at that point the Falcons 8 and 9 but they're to be clear since we are doing this in draft order they do not have a first round pick. They traded that to the Rams so they won't be picking. But this is where they would have. Falcons finished the season on a four game winning streak behind Kirk Cousins. That had they beaten the jets in week 13, they'd be in the playoffs and the jets would have the number one pick. Those things didn't happen. So bye Falcons. Ka. Ka.
Isabella
More Birds.
Katie Nolan
The Ravens also eight and nine. Devastating post that rush. Crushing, crushing loss. I honestly when. When Loop missed the kick. So Tyler Loop, let's just break down this whole game. This was last night, Sunday night, the final game of the season. It was Steelers, Ravens.
Chris
The.
Katie Nolan
It was crazy because in the fourth quarter they're just trading touchdowns. Like the Steelers scored. I think there was like three minutes left. The Ravens get the ball, they score a very quick touchdown. Then the Steelers. Steelers get the ball back, they score a touchdown. There's like a minute left, but they miss the extra point. So it's 26, 24. Steelers and the Ravens have the ball. An incredible play. Caught by likely. Likely makes an incredible catch to get the Ravens down into field goal position. It's a 44 yard field goal. Tyler Loop, who replaced Justin Tucker, the disgraced former kicker who was like automatic lights out type of guy. He had started to experience a little drop off and I think that's why he was then ousted. These reports about his alleged behavior with area massage therapists came out and he was gone. Tyler Loop comes out to hit this 44 yard field goal and he misses it. As soon as he missed it, I which meant that the Steelers won and the Ravens were eliminated. I turned to Dan and I said, Stavros is going to kill himself. I just can't like, I can't picture when they missed the X when the Steelers missed the extra point, which they said it was like the only. The second time in like, like years that Boswell had missed an extra point. I was like, oh my God, that poor guy. That's going to be the reason they don't win. And then to drive down the field, get the field goal, get into position and then miss that kick. I was like, Stavros is.
Isabella
I watched.
Katie Nolan
There's just no chance. You did. Yeah, I did.
Isabella
This is the most football I watched the entire season. I just so happened like the TV was on and like, like it was. Those last like three minutes were crazy. That's what I saw was the biggest thing. Yeah, it was really cool. It was fun.
Katie Nolan
It is.
Brady
It's on mute right now. But Stavi's Instagram feed is not tasting it.
Katie Nolan
Well, I know. Poor Stavi. It's just a tough way. It's Just a tough way.
Isabella
I had the same thought when the first kicker, what was on the Steelers when he missed the kick, and I was like, damn, it must suck to be him. He's really thinking, like, he lost this. And then when the guy, the kicker on the Ravens missed the kick, I was like, oh, no, he's gonna hit himself more.
Brady
I know Luke did not take it well. And like the camera did not leave him alone. It like, followed him like the holder gave him the pat on the back of the head. And then like they showed John Harbaugh walking him like down the tunnel back to the locker room, like, with him beside him, like, yeah, tell him like, you're gonna be okay. You got a long career ahead of you because he's a good kicker. Just that that was a rough.
Katie Nolan
It's a tough spot to put him into because listen, that. That team had an automatic kicker for a long time and, and I think, think I'm not saying the word curse, but it did feel a little poetic. Just felt a little poetic.
Brady
Brady Harbaugh didn't even like they got into field goal position and then they just like killed the clock for two plays. Didn't even try to score the touchdown. Like, we're going to put this on the kicker no matter what.
Katie Nolan
Interesting. Okay, let's move on.
Brady
Speaking. Hold on. Speaking of Stavi real quick.
Katie Nolan
Yeah.
Brady
I watched Bonia over the.
Katie Nolan
Over the Christmas. Oh, I heard he was very good in. In it.
Brady
Did not know he was in it at all. So, like, this is this very intense like, like, like small cast thriller where most of it is like dialogue between Emma Stone and Jesse Plemons. And then out of nowhere, it's like local sheriff savvy pops in. It's so jarring.
Katie Nolan
It was amazing. The best part, seeing him on like red carpets with his arm around Emma Stone. I was like, Stavros, oh, I gotta watch it. What is going on? I heard he was really good though. Was he good? Yeah.
Brady
Oh, absolutely. Absolutely.
Katie Nolan
He's like, no, it was a horren this performance. And I hope that your ghost, Lanthimos never reaches out to him ever again.
Brady
I'm not gonna spoil it.
Katie Nolan
Don't. It's a remake, by the way, so.
Brady
I won't say any more words.
Katie Nolan
Yeah, I mean, it's a remake. So if you didn't see the first one. Yeah. Where was I? Buccaneers. The Buccaneers finished eight and nine. Thanks, Isabella. Here's what we'll remember. I mean, kind of a bummer. Kind of a bummer for the Buccaneers to have Won their last game and then still not make it. That's. That's pretty stinky. But Shiloh Sanders, remember this? Dion's other son, Shiloh Sanders, punched a Bills pet player in a preseason game and then got cut by the Bucks the very next day. Well, fun little wrinkle here. He was fined $404,669. And as soon as. If he ever signs with another team, he's gonna have to pay that. But if he doesn't, he just gets to, like, not pay it.
Dan
Replacement punch.
Isabella
I be like, please find me.
Katie Nolan
Well, I mean, it cost you your career, so it's like not really fully free, but I do feel like I would pivot to a new career so as not to have to. That's like when you get a speeding ticket in a state and then you go, guess I'm not coming back here. Is that how that works or do those follow you?
Isabella
I don't know.
Katie Nolan
I cried my way out. Yeah, I cried my way out of one in Indiana last year. I was like, we have so far to go. And the guy was like, are you right? Just don't speed anymore.
Isabella
Shut up.
Katie Nolan
I went, yes. As soon as he walked away, oh, he's like, are you podcasting in here? Okay.
Brady
The Colts, we did kindly to that in Iowa.
Katie Nolan
Yeah, The Colts finished 8 and 9. They traded their pick to the jets, so don't get excited. They started the season 7 and 1.
Isabella
I.
Katie Nolan
Nobody was louder than me about the Colts being for real. I was like, watch out, baby, here come the C O L T S. And then they just kind of fell off of a cliff. Daniel Jones got hurt. They had to bring in 44 year old Philip Rivers. I gotta say, I had a mixed opinion on Philip Rivers. As a football fan who's watched football for a while, he's annoyed me in ways. I know Dan has really hated him because of, you know, just being a Niners fan or whatever. I really enjoyed this chapter of Philip Rivers. I liked the first touchdown he threw. Watching him fist pump like it meant something. Like it was the best thing that's ever happened to him. And then just watching him, the way he was interacting with other players, it was just like having a player coach that sort of had this. Listen, he was eligible for the hall of Fame this year, so he'd been out for five years. And to come back and have this renewed perspective on the game, and then this last weekend, seeing him on the sideline for the Colts, it just was like a nice. I don't know, I saw A couple clips of him after he played where he was, like, talking to players on the other team, and I was like, this is. I like this.
Brady
Seeing him get knocked down and like, it took an extra half second for him to get up. I'm like, no. I felt like my me through him. Like, I felt my heart on the field with his heart both struggling for air. Like, it felt so real.
Katie Nolan
Yeah. And now he's got to wait five more years and see if he's ever gonna make it to the hall of Fame. So we'll see. Shocker. The Lions out 9 and 8. Lions seemed way too good to not be in the playoffs. Um, their center retired before the season and then announced he was going to unretire in November and then immediately had to re retire three days later because he failed his physical. And as Brady was saying, in that moment, I was him. You know what I'm saying? I really related to going, no, I can do this, and then medically being told that, no, absolutely, I cannot do this. So that really resonated with me about the Lions. What a bummer. What a bummer of a season for them. That's not what I think we thought was going to happen there.
Brady
Good team. Like, I can't even point to, like, why they weren't good. There's probably a very obvious reason. I don't know statistically, but, like, figure it out. Brady, Blairs or Mandez.
Katie Nolan
And then The Vikings, shockingly, 9 and 8. I don't think I expected that. Sam Darnold won 14 games for the Vikings in 2024. They let him leave in free agency. They turned to J.J. mcCarthy, aka his counter, his. What's it called? His secret identity. 9. Have you heard. Remember that story when he was like, it's not me out there. That's nine. Okay? And then he was almost dead last in qbr, so that's tough. Sam Darnold went to Seattle and won 14 games again. So tough to say if the Vikings made the right call there. I think the biggest takeaway, those are all the teams that are out. But the biggest takeaway from this NFL season is that it was Isabella's first season of fantasy football. Now, that being said, Isabella, drumroll, please. How did your fantasy football post season go?
Isabella
I won the whole league.
Dan
I won.
Isabella
She won the whole league, which is so crazy.
Katie Nolan
What do you fucking mean.
Isabella
Which? Now I'm scared because the next league I do. It's all going downhill.
Katie Nolan
Okay? I already love the sound of that. Next league I do implies she's into it. She's gonna do it again. Again?
Isabella
Yes.
Katie Nolan
Did you enjoy yourself playing fantasy football this year? I did.
Isabella
I was like, oh, man, I'm so smart.
Katie Nolan
Good.
Chris
There wasn't a lot of drama this season.
Isabella
Oh, come on. You guys didn't put up enough of a fight.
Katie Nolan
Oh, here she goes. Don't get her.
Brady
Luke Litler over here.
Katie Nolan
Yeah. She's like, come on. You listen to the podcast. You pay my salary.
Isabella
No, but it was fun. And also, there were times where I had. I went into the. The chat in the. The app to ask questions. Yeah. Because I was like, guys, there was one question I asked. I forgot what it was. Oh, it was like, how to do a wavy wire claim. I was like, guys, how do I do this?
Katie Nolan
Won the league. Wavy wire. Won the league. Wavy wire.
Brady
And they're like devonte Smith trying to bench him.
Katie Nolan
Oh, my God. Oh, remember when you cut your. I do think you owe a thank you to your commissioner Brady for.
Isabella
But that' on Brady, because I didn't know how to navigate it.
Katie Nolan
Sure.
Isabella
Sure sounds like a developer for Yahoo.
Chris
Me.
Katie Nolan
Yeah, Brady, come on, get it together. Make an app that Isabella understands better so she can win her league with a little bit more ease.
Brady
I was saying to Chris, though, there's some sort of advantage. It probably has a name, but for being the one person who's completely outside of the group think and is just willing to. To do the things that everyone else determines are unconventional, but to you, they make sense. Like, T. Higgins was your fourth draft pick, and for like, half the season, T. Higgins wasn't doing anything. So he said, I'm just going to cut T. Higgins. I have no use for him cutting him. Like, you picked up who you wanted to pick up, cut who you wanted to pick up. And it was going against the wave of how everyone else was thinking. And that definitely has a plus to it and definitely, like, sets you apart and gives you an extra avenue to succeed.
Chris
And the big point about that is picking up McCaffrey with your first round pick because a of. Lot of. A lot of players, I think, were hesitant in picking up McAffrey because he's so injury prone.
Katie Nolan
Right.
Chris
You didn't realize how injury prone he has been. You picked him up and then he just absolutely bowled out all season and didn't have any major injuries.
Katie Nolan
Yeah.
Isabella
Thanks, guys.
Katie Nolan
I think you did a great job of lucking into what was one of the greatest fantasy football teams of all time. You won by, like, 60 points every week. It was barely ever close. You lost, what, one game?
Chris
Game One game. Our draft episode will be studied for years.
Katie Nolan
I mean, crazy.
Isabella
No. I'd like to thank Caleb Williams.
Katie Nolan
I thought you were gonna say Katie Nolan. I thought maybe it was gonna be the first.
Isabella
Sure. Katie Nolan, number one. Thank you.
Katie Nolan
Thank you.
Isabella
But of the players I had, I like to thank Caleb Williams. I'd like to thank Puka. I'd like to thank McCaffrey. And I'd like to. I'd like to thank the Seattle Seahawks because they were. I remember they were like a pick that I had. I was like, I don't know, I'm just gonna do this one. And.
Katie Nolan
And I even said. I was like, oh, cool pick. A couple years ago, it worked every time. Dan was like, I cannot believe she picked Caleb Williams in his breakout season. I was like, I did this whole thing. The whole thing. An incredible run. Will you be participating again?
Isabella
I will, but I'm scared.
Katie Nolan
Yeah. I don't think. You just gotta look. I'll say this to you and then be wrong. You just have to prepare that it's not gonna happen like this again. Again. Yeah, but you just got to build on what you made and. And grow through it.
Isabella
Yeah.
Katie Nolan
Then you'll figure it out. Congratulations.
Brady
Are you sicko enough to do baseball now?
Katie Nolan
No. Get out of here.
Isabella
Fantasy baseball.
Katie Nolan
Get out. I've tried fantasy sports other than football. It's. We're not there yet, Isabella. It really ruins the experience. Fantasy basketball was a nightmare. I came in dead last. I was like, when do I set my lineup? When do I set my lineup?
Chris
That was the first one I played I didn't like.
Katie Nolan
The thing about football is it makes perfect sense. It's like you get to the part of the week when it's football, you set your lineup and then the football happens, and then you check back in. There's just too many games in every other sport for fantasy to be as easy to do.
Isabella
I think also for any tip, if you guys want some tips, make sure you have two kickers on your team just in case with one of them.
Katie Nolan
Being Brandon OB Keep Zach Charbonnet on your running on your bench the entire season.
Isabella
I don't think I played him once. I really don't think I played him once at all.
Brady
I also sat there next to the Rams backup kick kicker.
Katie Nolan
I also way too late realized that what we should have named your team was Charbonnet Ramsey.
Isabella
That would have been funny.
Katie Nolan
Rest in peace.
Brady
They've never been on the same team, have they? Oh, my God.
Katie Nolan
Charbonnet and Ramsey. Yeah.
Brady
And Jalen Ramsey.
Katie Nolan
Would be pretty funny. Well, anyway, Isabella, congratulations. We're so proud of you. Did we say that the winner gets anything for this?
Brady
The winner gets a casuals merchandise pack. Just going to you.
Isabella
I'm so sorry, guys. I'm so sorry.
Katie Nolan
Charge of the fit of the me. God damn. That's fine.
Isabella
I can.
Katie Nolan
Wow. Did we really have zero faith in Isabella winning the league that we made the gift something that she couldn't even win?
Chris
No, we just had too much faith in the listeners. That's all we had.
Isabella
That's what it was.
Katie Nolan
Yeah, we played the percentages and Isabella earmuffs. Listeners, circle up. What the fuck? What the fuck? She's never played fantasy football before. You guys couldn't beat her. What the fuck? Get it together train and come back next year with more information because we gotta take a down. We've created a monster.
Isabella
Yeah, sorry guys.
Katie Nolan
We've created a monster. Okay, ear muffs off. Let's go ahead and take a break. When we come back, we'll preview the playoffs and talk about some other random stories. We're just going to talk about Tom Brady and Alex Earl, please. We'll be right back.
Dan
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Katie Nolan
Okay, we're back. I said we're going to preview the NFL playoffs, but again I Can we just start with Tom Brady and Alex Earl? Please, please. Tom Brady, Tik Tok influencer Alex Earl. If you don't know her, she got famous for her Get Ready with Me videos on Tik Tok and then she was on this past season of Dancing with the Stars. Very famous. Used to date Braxton Barrios who is now with the Texans.
Brady
Texans.
Katie Nolan
Yeah, quote unquote. I mean, how many hung around with.
Chris
The Texans players throughout the season?
Katie Nolan
Right? How many snaps is Barrios playing?
Brady
He was over five catches for the year.
Katie Nolan
He was. I know he had him on return. Yeah, he's not really out there like that, but he could be. You know what I'm saying? It could.
Brady
I'm trying to google it. And like the stories are not about him playing football.
Katie Nolan
It's hard to get to his unsurprisingly. So anyway, they were dating, they broke up and then on New Year's Eve, you know where the rich people gather at St. Bart's and have all their yachts in a circle or whatever. They were there together and TMZ shared a video of them dancing in chat. Chatting. Now I the first video I saw was Alex Earl talk, leaning in to talk to Tom Brady while she rubbed his back like in a big circular motion and then hand wiping down her back. And I was like, damn, those two are dating. And Dan Said that's drugs. So allegedly. I'm not saying. But he. Dan seems to think that like that touchiness would be just. Would be explained. Right? Totally.
Brady
I think about my own lower back and I'm like, that's that wearing a sweater at a nightclub that's moist. You're not running in there.
Katie Nolan
Brady.
Brady
What?
Katie Nolan
Don't ever say like that again on this podcast. Hey, Brady, real quick. What the. So that was the first video I saw. Then I saw an even more embarrassing video of them like dancing and talking. And Brady's phone is in his back pocket and the flashlights solid.
Isabella
Oh, I'm so sorry. I forgot that I forgot I shared the audio.
Brady
Leave it in.
Katie Nolan
It sounded like a drop for his flashlights on. Oh my God. Is there anything as a. As a. As a future old. I'm very close. Has. Is there anything that makes you feel more gray and like you're wearing depends than when your flashlight is on and you are unaware. It's the wor. When someone goes, hey, your flashlights. It's like they don't even finish the sentence. And I'm like, I'm already removing myself from the situation. I have to go to bed and read a book. I'm so sorry for being here at your young person party. But they saw the two of them talking and Tom Brady's got his flashlight on in his pocket.
Brady
Try to be like, I know it's on. Yeah.
Chris
So was Tom Brady for the club?
Katie Nolan
Not for the earth, but he's definitely too old for the club.
Chris
But for the club.
Katie Nolan
Yeah. Alex shared a recap of her holiday festivities on Instagram on January 3rd and seemingly reflected to her encounter with a new friend. Quote, rumor has it we're still dancing with little dancing emojis. New friends, new memories and new beginnings. To start off the new year with a smiley face, she captioned the post. Okay, can you just tell us if you're Tom Brady also, what talk about your all time backfires. She. When she announced she was dating Braxton Barrios, I remember she was calling him football man. Football man was his nickname. Football Man. Football Man. And it's just very funny to like flash forward 10 years into the future. She's like been dating Tom Brady for, you know, 10 years. Looking back on her life. Poor Braxton Baros. You are no longer the football man of if she ends up dating Tom Brady. Yeah, Braxton Baros is going to be a footnote if anybody even remembers. I guess they did. Couples content. So there is proof that they were together together.
Brady
But he is a gateway drug.
Katie Nolan
I mean, wow. I mean, if you're Braxton Baris, do you feel, like, honored or do you feel devastated? Are you like, hey, okay, I'm Eskimo brothers with Tom Brady. On New Year's Day, Tom Brady shared a cryptic post on his Instagram stories. And I really hate how often I've had to say that over the last few months. Tom Brady sharing cryptic posts on his Instagram stories, but fans interpret it as a subtle hint at his moment with Alex the night before. Quote, quote, People are not beautiful for how they look or speak. They're beautiful for how they love, care, and treat others. End quote. Okay, okay.
Isabella
And what does that mean?
Katie Nolan
She's also just, you know, beautiful because of how she looks. She's.
Isabella
Wait, was this like a. Like a. Like a black page and just, like, text, or was it a picture of something?
Dan
Good question.
Brady
Stock picture of a sunset?
Katie Nolan
It was.
Brady
No, I hope.
Katie Nolan
Oh, it feels like it. At the beginning of December, people confirmed that Alex and Houston Texans wide receiver. Again, that's with quotes and asterisks. Braxton Barrios had broken up after more than two years of dating. There was a link between her and Jackson Dart, but everybody was like, that's not real and it's photoshopped. And Alex just turned 25. And so we think she's older than Jordan Hudson from what we can tell. We don't know for sure.
Brady
How long has she been 25? Cause Jordan's been 25 for what?
Katie Nolan
Jordan 24 for a couple years now. And why not, you know? But I guess in the. If this is true, in the Brady vs. Belichick, Brady keeps winning because at least Alex has a job that we're familiar with. You know what I mean? At least we know who she is, not just because of him. So I don't know, am I rooting for this couple? I don't know. I think. I just think in general, if I may, real quick, personal opinion. I think about a. A 25 year old and I having a convo and I'm just like, what would we be talking about? What would we talk? Like, at least 48. 47. He played till he was 45. Yeah, 48. So that's a 20 year, very big age difference difference. But look, everything I've seen of Alex Earl, I'm not like an influencer gal. I don't like my favorite influencers. But she doesn't see. She seems all right. I don't. I guess I don't know her that well. So if she's got a controversy I'm not familiar with. Please write in and let me know. I love being corrected in this way, but she seems fine to me. She seems like she's got.
Isabella
Out of all the women that Tom Brady was spotted with in the past year, do you have a preference?
Katie Nolan
A power ranking?
Isabella
You're like, I hope this one was real. This one was true.
Katie Nolan
The Sydney Sweeney one would have been interesting. Right? But I don't know. This one, I guess I could see it being. I think it's weird in the way that I think any 20 year gap is a tough one to span, especially now. I don't know if that's just recency bias, but it feels like the generations don't have a lot in common anymore. I don't think Alex Earl had a childhood without a screen. Right. Like, it's the screen time generation. So I just. And Tom Brady, I just don't understand what's going on with him in general.
Brady
Remember he was photographed with Sofia Vergara earlier last year.
Katie Nolan
Oh, yeah. But then he said she was too old for him or something like that, which is absurd.
Chris
Well, there was also an article that I just saw about Tom Brady beginning 2026 with the yacht party alongside Leo DiCaprio, who's obviously telling Brady he's only got a few more months with and.
Katie Nolan
Before you got a dump. Yeah, that's right. And we all know, isn't he dating somebody who finally got over that hump? Isn't Leo's girlfriend like 27 or something dicey like that? I know. I'm pretty sure she's geriatric. I think she just signed up for AARP.
Chris
Victoria Seri.
Katie Nolan
A model's name, I'm sure.
Chris
Ser. 27.
Katie Nolan
Thank you. Yeah. Yikes.
Chris
And a half. 27 and a half.
Brady
Whoa.
Katie Nolan
If you're saying and a half, how old can you really be?
Brady
If you're saying and a half, then those half years really matter.
Katie Nolan
27 and 3 quarters. And yikes. As soon as she hits, as the clock strikes eight, she's gotta go. Hey, let's preview the playoffs because we're running out of time. This podcast, as always, is too long. Okay, guys, that's the part of the season that we're at. We're at the NFL playoff. So if you're a super casual, now's the time to tune in. We're going to tell you the matchups and sort of preview them for you, but in, like, our way. So the Broncos and the Seahawks have the buy, so they will not be playing within this first week. But they will be here in the next round of matchups. The Broncos are the number one seed in the AFC on New Year's Eve. Their coach Sean Payton claimed he didn't know that it was. Do we have this clip? Can we just play this clip please of Sean Payton, head coach of the Denver Broncos.
Dan
Do you have an extra message for.
Brady
Your players because it is New Year's Eve tonight.
Dan
I didn't know it was New Year's Eve. The most overrated holiday.
Brady
Honestly that today, like seriously, seriously, how.
Katie Nolan
Do you up it? Okay. And I could be with you on it being an overrated holiday. When I was younger and it was a holiday you'd have to like go out for. I don't go out anymore. So I love it as a holiday because it's just like now that I'm a huge die hard college football fan. It's just college football and sitting and playing video games. So I love it as a holiday.
Brady
Congrats to your old Ms. Rebs.
Katie Nolan
Thank you. That being said, how. How could you? It's the only holiday you definitely know what day it is. It's when the. It's the last day of the year. The day is actually the important part. So how did you not know it was New Year's Eve?
Brady
Calling bullshit. This screams Bill Belichick book face instaface. This screams fake tough guy.
Katie Nolan
Is it New Year's Eve? I didn't even know. Stupid holiday. Next question. The I want a hippopotamus for Christmas of the NFL. The Seahawks wrapped up the 1 seed in the NFC on the back of Jackson Smith and Jigba's NFL leading 1793 yards. Really crazy. What an incredible year that he had. First matchup Rams at Panthers at Saturday at 4:30 Eastern on Fox. Chris, sorry, I feel like I'm taking your job here saying when things are and where people can watch them. The Panthers make the playoffs for the first time since 2017. They're going to face off against Isabella's own Puka Nakua. She owns him and his 37 year old quarterback Matthew Stafford, who we all thought died and got cloned at the beginning of the season. And then we found out they got that big medical bus for him to lay down in. What an advertisement for that thing.
Chris
We feel like that's mortal. Not the immortal.
Katie Nolan
Yeah, that's right. A mortal, whatever that was. Can maybe I should ask for that for my birthday which is coming up. He finished the season as the leader in yards and touchdowns in the NFL. So immortal for Me. I know that's where I'm gonna be. I've just entered the transfer immortal. Okay, Rams at Panthers. That's Saturday at 4:30. Then we've got. This is huge, you guys. Packers at Bears, a first round matchup for the ages. Saturday night, 8pm Eastern only on Prime Bezos. Caleb Williams and his painted nails led the bears to an 116 record, good for first place in the NFC south and a number two seed in the NFC. Ben Johnson was the offensive coordinator of the Lions last season. And then this season the Lions are missing the playoffs and the Bears are the number two seed. So I'm not saying it's all Ben Johnson, but you could one could say that. I love a rivalry game for the first round. So this is intense. I will say in terms of callers into Fan service, the radio show on Sirius XM on Mad Dog Radio that I host every day noon to 1 it the in terms of callers, we've got the most Packers Bears calling each other to yell at each other on air. And I really enjoy it. We've got some. Some heated trash stories. Yeah.
Isabella
Some heated rivalries on the hot radio video. Super spicy.
Brady
Exactly how Bears and Packers fans want it to be too.
Katie Nolan
Anytime now. I will say the heated rivalry effect on me is that anytime two players are like getting into it or like face to face, I go heated rivalry. They never kiss, though. I keep hoping, but they never do.
Chris
Isabella, are you officially adopting the Bears as your team this postseason run?
Katie Nolan
Good question.
Isabella
I was actually thinking about it. I don't know. I might, I would say. Is it weird to have like a couple teams seems.
Katie Nolan
Well, it depends on who they are. Conferences depends on who they are. Who are you thinking about?
Isabella
Well, I was like, oh, it could be fun to look at the Bears, but then to also look at like the Seahawks and then to also because the Rams seem like they're really good just to see how they're doing. I don't know. I don't have like.
Brady
And there's only one player out there eating a can of beans.
Isabella
This is true.
Katie Nolan
Fred Collins eats a canopy.
Chris
I have had that stuck in my.
Katie Nolan
Head for the pasty. It's really catchy.
Brady
My wife said it when Alfred Collins made Attack.
Katie Nolan
Hell, yeah. Hell, it's catching on. You know, people don't understand.
Chris
It's.
Katie Nolan
It's. You gotta. Okay. So you didn't say the Patriots, though. I noticed.
Isabella
Oh yeah, you're right. I don't know why I laughed like that. Yeah. I'll choose the Patriots. Sure.
Chris
Against Bears.
Isabella
Chargers.
Katie Nolan
No, I think when I watch most of the teams. I know. So true. Maybe the Bills. Maybe I'll root for the.
Isabella
No. You want to know what I want to do game by game? Like, I'd rather just go, like game by game and then I'll pick one.
Katie Nolan
Rams at Panthers. Who you got?
Isabella
I'll pick the Rams.
Katie Nolan
Yeah. And that's probably right. But I will say shout out to the Panthers. Shout out to the Meow Mix podcast, who really stepped up, stopped podcasting and the team made it to the fucking playoffs. It's kind of crazy. Packers at Bears. Isabella, who you got?
Isabella
The Bears.
Katie Nolan
Okay, fair enough. Next game, Bills at Jaguars. Sunday at 1pm Eastern on CBS. The Jaguars claim the number three seed in the AFC after a 13 and four season. Liam Cohen. Isabella, you remember from Duvall.
Isabella
Yeah.
Katie Nolan
His team, they now have to face off against Haley Steinfeld's husband, Josh Allen and his Buffalo Bills. Who do you have in that?
Isabella
Okay, I'm gonna pick the Bills and I'm so sorry.
Katie Nolan
Sorry? Why are you sorry?
Isabella
Because I don't know anything about the Jaguars. So that's kind of one of, you know my thinking.
Katie Nolan
That's fine. You don't have to be sorry. She's picking the Bills. Can we just, one last time for posterity, hear from Leon Cohen.
Isabella
Oh, Duvall.
Katie Nolan
No, that's Isabella doing it. It's a good impression. That is Isabella. That wasn't him. It sounded just like him. Now play the real one and then we'll compare.
Isabella
Oh. Oh, I have it here.
Katie Nolan
You do? Duvall? No, that was Isabella again. Can you actually play this? Okay. 49ers at Eagles. This is Sunday at 4:30 Eastern on Fox. Over the weekend, the Eagles rested most of their starters, including Jalen Hurts, Saquon Barkley, and that fine looking gentleman, A.J. brown. They lost to the Commanders. They missed out on the number two seed. Their offense has been a little inconsistent. I know local Philadelphia esports has been freaking out about it all season. What will happen when they face the bean eating Alfred Collins and the 49ers defense? Isabella, who are you picking in this game?
Isabella
I'm picking the 49ers.
Katie Nolan
Hey, finally. Yeah, finally.
Isabella
I think that'd be fun.
Katie Nolan
Yeah, I think that would be fun, too. And then last, no, not lastly, second to last. We've got Chargers at Patriots. Go Pates. Sunday at 8 Eastern on NBC. The Pates concluded an extraordinary season. A 39 to 10 drubbing of Miami. I love a drubbing. I'm not saying drubbing enough. In my day to day, big fan of drubbings. Yeah, the Pates finished in last place of the division only a season ago and then they went 14 and three this season thanks to Drake. Drake. May, May. Will he win the MVP? We don't know. But they are 12 and one in their last 13 games. They lost to the Bills obviously in week 15. That was a blemish for them. But as Matt Ryan told us at the time that that's a good thing. Sometimes you got to take your loss so you can get back on your horse and go into the playoffs fresh. Um, unfortunately we've got some weird news coming out about the Pates over these last couple weeks. Stefan Diggs is facing a felony charge of strangulation and a misdemeanor charge of assault from an alleged incident on December 2 in which a woman says, I believe this was his personal chef at the time, says the wide receiver entered her unlocked bedroom and smacked her across the face after they discussed money owed to her. And also, just get this out of the way in the same breath, defensive tackle Christian Barmore facing a misdemeanor charge of assault and battery on a household slash family member. I believe it was his girlfriend at the time relating to an alleged incident on August 8th. Confusing, confusing timelines. Not sure. I was reading up today to try to be like, are they going to be sitting out? There is a commissioner's exempt list we all became very familiar with a couple years ago ago when players were put on there while they were being investigated. I guess it's possible either of these players could end up on there. I think I saw somebody say that there are pictures in Barmore's case that if those were to become public, he could see the public outcry being about them. I don't know. I hate this. Get your together, both of you. All of you. I don't know what to say about any of that. Isabella, who's going to win that game?
Isabella
I think the Patriots are going to win.
Katie Nolan
Nice pick. Good pick. And win. See and then Texans at Steelers. That's Monday at 8:15pm Eastern on ESPN, ABC. And listen, if we're being honest, if you're trying to stream that, I wouldn't do it through abc. I'd do it through espn. ABC stream. Is this just my computer? I cannot stream ABC without it being like, what is this? It's so funny because it's basic cable, but I guess they never really had to figure out streaming like that. And I don't think they can handle it because if you try to watch a game game, it's just constant stops and starts. Anyway, Aaron Rodgers and the Steelers advanced to the playoffs after Justin Tucker's replacement missed a 44 yard. I like that we say his name and not the guy who missed it. Let's blame Justin Tucker for it. I'm actually fine with that.
Isabella
I'm down.
Katie Nolan
Missed a 44 yard game. Game winning field goal for the Ravens. Who do you think's going to win this, Isabella? The Texans are hot, hot, hot in the Steelers. Aaron Rodgers is old.
Isabella
I'm gonna choose the Steelers. Okay. And that's simply because my boyfriend's father's a Steelers fan. So I have an association. And so you know when that happens.
Katie Nolan
Yes. Yeah.
Isabella
You're just like, like. So last night when that game happened, I was like, oh, I hope the Steelers win.
Katie Nolan
I had a boyfriend whose dad was a Steelers fan once.
Isabella
How'd that go?
Katie Nolan
Well, the first time we met, he gave me a gift and it was a Ben Roethlisberger jersey. So I would say it didn't go very well.
Brady
You're in church.
Katie Nolan
At least that's where you're supposed to give it.
Isabella
Is that person a Steelers? Was he a Steelers.
Katie Nolan
The boyfriend? No.
Isabella
The Rothes.
Katie Nolan
Ben Roethlisberger. Yes. Oh, sorry. I forget, I forget, I forget. She doesn't know.
Isabella
Yeah. I was like.
Brady
So there's a lot of lore.
Katie Nolan
Brady, if you could sum it up, because I just had to do all that legal stuff before. If you could sum up the. Ben Roethlisberger.
Brady
Ben Roethlisberger was a longtime quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers who was accused of. Of non consensual impropriety.
Katie Nolan
Great.
Brady
In bar bathrooms with several young ladies.
Katie Nolan
Several.
Brady
Was it more than one? Right.
Katie Nolan
I don't know.
Brady
I don't know if it changes the story. If it's 1, 2 or 3, it's bad. Regardless, this has been Roethlisberger's legacy, so.
Katie Nolan
We don't like him very much.
Chris
If the Steelers end up winning the Super bowl bowl, what will we end up finding out who Aaron Rodgers's wife is and if she exists? Because surely.
Isabella
Oh, I hope they win for that.
Katie Nolan
Yeah.
Brady
That's what said last night. He was like, no quarterback has ever spent more time with the rest of his team than Aaron Rodgers. I'm like, that's not possible. Because no one's ever seen his wife. No one's met her.
Katie Nolan
Right. What's her name again?
Chris
Brittany.
Brady
Brittany with an eye.
Katie Nolan
Brittany.
Brady
Britney.
Katie Nolan
Brittany.
Chris
Celebration. If they were to win.
Katie Nolan
Right.
Chris
That's just it's. Like, it's an obvious fake by that stage.
Katie Nolan
What if he brings. What if he brings out a robot and kisses a robot? What if he.
Chris
Then I'm all on board.
Katie Nolan
Aaron. What if you see him open up his app and talk to his Claude and go like, I love you so much, Britney the greatest. I love you, Britney.
Isabella
Scared.
Katie Nolan
I'm excited, actually. Now I'm. I. I have circled this. I am rooting for the Steelers.
Isabella
No. Cuz then everybody else who has the. Who has like a partner, like, all on through AI Is like, I should go out with my AI out in.
Katie Nolan
Public and show this to people.
Brady
No, that should. We should just get it all out in the open. Like, let's not let that exist in the shadows. Yes.
Katie Nolan
I don't know.
Brady
Yes. Bring them all out.
Katie Nolan
There's a rumor going around, I saw on a podcast hosted by a bunch of celebs that there is a pretty famous celebrity who is openly dating his AI Chapa.
Brady
James Woods.
Katie Nolan
No, but that's a great guess, but I don't think even the AI Was like, I'm not dating you. I'm not really interested. You're kind of a lot.
Isabella
System overload.
Katie Nolan
I just watched Casino for the first time the other day.
Chris
Wow, really?
Katie Nolan
Yeah.
Isabella
I've never seen it.
Katie Nolan
Good film.
Chris
I love that movie.
Katie Nolan
Very good flick. Okay, so those are. That's your playoff preview. What else were you looking for from us? You know, I mean, we're casuals. That's what it is. A couple of quick things here before we get to a bit that Brady's really excited about. And I'm nervous for Nafisa. Collier is gonna undergo surgery on both of her ankles. Um, she's gonna be sidelined for four to six months, and it's gonna force her to miss the upcoming unrivaled season, which is pretty frustrating. That starts today, by the way. So what? By the time you're listening to this, it will have started yesterday, Correct?
Chris
Correct.
Katie Nolan
Correct. Um, she obviously hurt her ankles during the season with the Lynx, and then on August 2nd, she sprained her right ankle and had to miss three weeks. And she. She was the clear favorite to win MVP at the time. But then obviously, that went to Asia Wilson for the second straight year. In September, she tore three ligaments in her left ankle. That was in Game 3 against the Mercury of the semifinals. Remember that? That was tough. Um, so she's having surgery on both of those, and she'll be out for, what did I say? Three, four to six months. So best of luck to Nafisa on that. And then I want to say congratulations. Wedding of the century. Christy Mewis and Sam Kerr got married. Talk about heated rivalry. Yeah. Sam Curr. Are you waving because she's Australian?
Chris
Oh, yeah, yeah, of course.
Katie Nolan
Chris put his hand in the air like, hello. And don't forget I'm from there. But yeah, Sam Kerr, Isabella is like the Australian soccer star. And obviously Christy Mewis a star for us. And so heated rivalry. They. These two were rivals and God damn. Did Christy Mewis look amazing in her gown? She's just looked absolutely.
Isabella
Is she related to Sam Mewes?
Katie Nolan
Yeah, they are sisters. She. For the ceremony. I assume Brady typed this up for the ceremony. Mus dazzled in an off white beaded gown which featured a corset bodice and a sheer skirt, while Kerr wore a black Hugo Boss tuxedo. They looked incredible. It looked so beautiful. I'm so happy for them. So congratulations to them. Thank you. And then here we've got a little bit Brady's got. Because today is Black Monday. When we're recording this, this bit is called Did I just get fired?
Brady
Did I just get fired? Isabella, I'm gonna name off some folks. There's a lot of folks right now today on Black Monday that are uncertain of their job status. Okay, so you tell me, did this person just get fired? We're going to start with Falcons head coach Raheem Morris. The team on a four game win streak, finishing their season at 8 and 9, just out of the NFC playoff picture.
Isabella
I'm going to say no, that's not that bad.
Brady
Raheem Morris did in fact just get fired today or last night. He was the first coach to go on Black Monday. The Falcons fired him and the team's gm. They are reportedly bringing in a president of football operations. You may have seen him on Casuals weeks ago. Matt Ryan to run football operations for the Falcons.
Katie Nolan
Poo. He's going to be the poo. Oh, wow.
Brady
Cleveland Browns head coach Kevin Stefanski. The Cleveland Browns finishing the season at 5 and 12.
Isabella
Oh, that sounds like he got fired.
Brady
No, he got fired. Kevin Stefanski out in Cleveland.
Katie Nolan
Damn.
Brady
University of Texas wide receiver Parker Livingston. Parker Livingstone is Arch Manning's roommate and best friend.
Isabella
Oh, wait a second. Yeah. Why did he get fired? No.
Brady
Well, Parker Livingstone, now that the transfer portal has opened in college football, Livingstone posted on Instagram that he unfortunately has to leave Austin. He is transferring for what he says are a situation out of his control. Parker Livingstone is being forced to transfer because they are bringing in Better wide receivers for Arch Manning.
Katie Nolan
You can do that. That.
Brady
Yeah. It is the wild freaking west.
Katie Nolan
You can just make somebody leave.
Brady
Yeah. They told him there is no spot for him anymore and he has to her.
Isabella
That sucks.
Katie Nolan
That sucks.
Isabella
Also I keep wanting to say changing landscape.
Katie Nolan
Yeah. Yeah. Well, thanks Isabella. That's helpful.
Isabella
I'm sorry.
Brady
We're gonna go to Indianapolis Colts head coach Shane Steichen. The Colts starting the season very, very hot, finishing up at was their final record. Oh, 8 and 9. Finishing the season 8 and 9.
Isabella
I have a good memory. I'm gonna say that he not fired.
Brady
Shane Steichen kept his job, potentially bringing back Daniel Jones. Philip Rivers reportedly retiring and will be a part of the next round of head coaching interviews across the league. There is interest in him. Next up, did these people just get fired? The Gabon national soccer team after they lost three straight games to Ivory Coast, Cameroon and Mozambique at the Africa cup of nations this past week.
Katie Nolan
Did the whole team get fired?
Brady
Did the whole team get fired?
Isabella
I'm gonna say no.
Brady
The whole team got fired.
Katie Nolan
Oh, wait, what do you mean? What does that mean?
Brady
The Gabon government straight up suspended operations for the entire team and banned the two men, the man in charge and the star player from being any part of the search for the next round of players.
Dan
What?
Brady
They weren't having it?
Katie Nolan
What were they? A powerhouse. I don't think anybody expected anything from Gabon.
Brady
I did not have high expectations. Arizona Cardinals head coach Jonathan Gannon. The Cardinals finishing this season at 3 and 14.
Isabella
Oh, sounds like you got fired.
Brady
He got fired.
Isabella
Bye.
Brady
Next head coach will find a new quarterback to replace Kyler Murray. Here's a fun one. Two Disney World staff who reportedly looked at Ariana Grande's Space Mountain photo after she requested that the software be shut down for her last Disney World visit.
Katie Nolan
Oh wait, last Disney World, like the most recent.
Isabella
Okay.
Katie Nolan
I was gonna say. Was she never going back?
Isabella
Was she asked that they could shut it down like the software?
Brady
She told them to shut the machine down. She didn't want anyone seeing the automated picture of her going down the mountain.
Isabella
That sounds like something would make fired for.
Brady
Yeah, they absolutely got fired for it.
Chris
Ariana Grande.
Katie Nolan
I feel really bad. I'm sure it's not her vindicated directly. Oh yeah. Cuz you don't like her.
Chris
There's a whole article about how tough she is to deal with with her Disneyland escapades and things like that.
Katie Nolan
I mean imagine being that famous and trying to go to a place like that. Have you seen what it looks like there recently?
Chris
You know how much she is interrupting other people's experience. Experiences like getting them to shut down specific rides so she doesn't have to wait in line, things like that.
Katie Nolan
If she's going once a month, okay, I have an issue with that. But if every few years she's got.
Isabella
A beefing with one of your friends.
Katie Nolan
That loves Ariana Grande, I know Andrea, she's not going to be happy. It's funny because she does love Tokyo Godfather. Love Tokyo Godfather. So it feels like you're gonna. Well, we'll see.
Brady
Chris never licked a donut in a donut shop.
Katie Nolan
People love to bring that one back up. I don't even know.
Brady
New York jets head coach Aaron Glenn with 41 career interceptions after his team went 314 and did not intercept a single pass.
Isabella
Oh, he's definitely fired. He's not.
Brady
Oh, did not get fired. They're letting him come back crazy.
Katie Nolan
I mean, as of right now, anything can happen between now and the Monday. It's a long Monday, but he's still got a job.
Isabella
That's crazy.
Brady
Okay, whoever the man is that allowed Marshawn lynch on the Manning. The Manning cast this past week, the ESPN broadcast podcast, tried to give him a profanity warning and said, marshawn, we forgot to tell you not to cuss. Please don't cuss. And he responded with, let's get it out of the way.
Katie Nolan
That's great. I don't think.
Isabella
I don't think he got.
Chris
He's the best.
Brady
Did not get fired.
Katie Nolan
But people have to just know that. You have to know you're gonna have Marshawn lynch on your thing. He's not. He's gonna curse. It's just. It is what it is.
Brady
It's like the thing he's going to do.
Katie Nolan
Yeah, yeah.
Chris
It's him and kg. You just can't stop him from.
Katie Nolan
You just got to let it happen and everybody has to accept it. It's fine.
Brady
Notre Dame basketball head coach Micah Shrewsbury charged at an official following Friday night's game against Cal. Went after him in the tunnel. Did he get fired for this?
Isabella
Sounds like he did.
Brady
Micah Shrewsbury did not. He was given a public reprimand.
Katie Nolan
Oh, charging at an official.
Brady
Ran after him in the tunnel. Went to get him. Had to be held back after his team lost on a controversial four point play. Play given to Cal.
Katie Nolan
What?
Brady
Said he violated the ACC sportsmanship policy. Don't even believe he's been suspended for this.
Katie Nolan
They chased a guy down in a tunnel.
Brady
Down in the tunnel.
Katie Nolan
Okay. No, thanks.
Brady
It's A long leash. Las Vegas Raiders head coach Pete Carroll. Former super bowl champion Pete Carroll.
Isabella
Oh, I'm. You don't even have to say much. I'm. I think he did get.
Katie Nolan
He did. Yeah, she's right. She's right there. Robert Baron. Pete.
Brady
Carrie.
Katie Nolan
Carol.
Isabella
Yeah. I hear the Raiders didn't do well.
Katie Nolan
No, they did not. They did not. But Tom Brady might be dating Alex Earl, so everything's up.
Isabella
True.
Katie Nolan
They've got an in on. They've got an in for Braxton Barrios. They might be able to bring him in next season.
Brady
True, true.
Katie Nolan
A game changer. Okay, who else?
Brady
Manchester United manager Ruben Amarim. The most storied franchise in English soccer. Manchester United manager Ruben Amarim.
Isabella
I'm going to say he didn't.
Brady
Did get fired early this morning.
Katie Nolan
Yeah. Yeah.
Brady
Big news in the soccer world. Do I know enough about it to expand on this?
Katie Nolan
Are you sure it's Amarim? Actually, I believe it's Amarim. Okay. I was just checking. I didn't know if you had checked. I like.
Brady
Most important thing I could do was double check the pronunciation.
Katie Nolan
Sure.
Brady
And finally, Brian Bumgarner. He is. Kevin from the office. Had a role to pour post game eggnog on the head of the winner of the Holiday Bow Bowl. Completely missed the SMU head coach's head. Dumped eggnog in front of him and not on him. Was Brian Bumgarner fired for this?
Isabella
Yeah, but maybe he shouldn't be. Maybe he's being respectful and was like, it's creamy. I don't want to get that on you.
Katie Nolan
So true.
Brady
It was an unpaid role. He was not fired. But, man, did it look bad. You had one job. Kevin from the office. He didn't even do like the I spilled the chili bit. He just intentionally dumped it over the top of the chili.
Katie Nolan
Right.
Chris
That's funny.
Katie Nolan
Ah, damn. Who'd they.
Brady
That has been your look. The people who did or did not get fired today.
Katie Nolan
I think SMU beat Arizona. I think we were sad about that in our house. Dan went to Arizona, so that's who we root for. Also, I should mention. I know lifelong. I've been a lifelong Ole Miss fan for two weeks now. I. And obviously we root for Arizona. We've got an actual. You're going to see me out here in a lot of Kansas State Merchants merch because we've got a freshman incoming to K State. It's Dan's. We're gonna call him little Cousin. I think it's like his second cousin once removed or something. But he's gigantic. His name's Ollie Oliver. I've watched him grow. I've watched him play Fortnite against people in on his laptop going like, I'll kill you. Now he's a grown boy. He's heading off to college. He's going to Kansas State. He's one of the. The three, I believe, freshman that is rumored to start.
Chris
He's a. Wow.
Katie Nolan
Big boy. He's gigantic. I saw his leg. He was going to the gym on Christmas when we saw him, and he was like. I saw his. He had shorts on and I saw he has an extra leg muscle that I've never seen before. Where I was like, who's. Where'd you get that? It's like, on the side and it sticks out really far. Far. Fascinating. So we're gonna be all in on Kansas State. Go Wildcats. And I'm gonna be rocking the purple. So I'm gonna have to put my lifelong Ole Miss on to the side after they win the national championship this year and go all in on K State. So I just want everybody to be prepared for that. Okay?
Brady
Psyched for it. We need to get. We need Kansas State gear in the. In the studio.
Katie Nolan
Yeah, we'll get some. They gave me a. A decal to put on our car, and I said, ollie, we live in New York City. We don't have a car. But I will put it somewhere. So I'll find it and we'll prominently display it here. And just get excited for that, everybody, it's gonna be. And then I get to have an inside. I get to figure out how, like, the transfer portal works from the side of the kid. You know what I mean? I like, know him. He's.
Brady
Watch him get those paydays. I know you don't get anything permanent in there for Kansas State. I know you suddenly jump into Oklahoma State, then Texas Tech, then hopping around the country. You'd be like the Big Ten commercial.
Katie Nolan
I'm afraid I don't know what I'm allowed to say, but I know a lot of schools came after him. A lot of schools wanted him. Some big names, names we would. Names Isabella would recognize. Schools came after him, but he liked Manhattan, Kansas. And so that's where we will be. Exciting stuff to look forward to in the new year. Okay, let's take a quick break. And when we come back, even though we told you a bunch of stuff to watch watch, Chris found other stuff that we can watch if we wanted to watch sports this week, and he's going to tell it to us. Get a Jump on next summer with.
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Katie Nolan
Oh my God, I missed you so much. Thank you for coming back. Chris. What can we watch if we want to watch some sports this week well.
Chris
We'Re still in the middle of the college football playoffs. We're at the semifinal stage of that particular competition. And the one game that I want to point out to you about is the game that's taking place on Thursday, January 8th, at 7:30pm Eastern on ESPN. That is Ole Miss, your team, Katie, against Miami. And I want to know if Lane Kiffin will be watching this one or whether he'll be at the LSU women's game because they faced off against Georgia that very night at 6:30pm I don't know if you saw, but he missed the last. The previous Ole Miss football game by attending an LSU women's college basketball game. So make it two for two.
Katie Nolan
Yeah, he missed it. And then what happened? LSU women lost their first game of the season when Lane Kiffin was there. So that was a.
Brady
Some bitch move by Lane Kiffin.
Katie Nolan
I mean, he. Everything Lane Kiffin does is a. Some bitch move. I don't think he's ever done anything that I go like, yeah, that's great. Good job, Lane Kiffin.
Chris
But he did get his bonus because Ole Miss won semi.
Katie Nolan
Give him his money.
Chris
Thousand dollars.
Katie Nolan
Great. Now he's made almost a million off of their playoff run so far. And I hope that's fine. Get your bonus that he, quote, unquote, isn't familiar with or doesn't know anything about because he doesn't know about the money in his contract. Give him his money. The man's going to be cursed and he'll never win a national championship. That's what I'm rooting for. Hottie Toddy. Go Rebs. It felt so bad rooting for Ole Miss. Look, I don't know a lot about Ole Miss, but, like, the few things that broke through nationally, not great stories from, like, kind of a while ago. And so like watching them play against Georgia and every time they did a cut to the crowd and you saw like, who's rooting for Ole Miss and who was rooting for Georgia? I was like, I feel like I'm on the wrong team.
Brady
Oh, you mean the team that is still called the Rebels has a checkered pass.
Katie Nolan
So I felt really icky, but I have to leave into this bit. And so Hotty Toddy. I love Ole Miss. I just wish it could be not this school. Oh, Chris. What else can we watch? We want to watch sports this week.
Chris
Next thing. Women's Super League. This is English professional soccer. The women's Chelsea face off against west ham on Sunday, January 11th at 7:00am Eastern. You can watch this game on ESPN plus and the Barclay Women's Super League YouTube channel. This game, obviously, Chelsea. We're all Chelsea fans here because Sam Kerr plays for Chelsea and Naomi Germa plays for Chelsea. Or gma.
Dan
Gma.
Katie Nolan
Gma.
Chris
I always say the wrong one.
Katie Nolan
That's okay. You're not from here.
Chris
I'm not.
Katie Nolan
You can make mistakes like that. And we think people's names.
Chris
I want to get people's names correct.
Dan
No.
Katie Nolan
Yeah. Megan. German.
Chris
Megan's correct. After 11 games so far in the season, by the way, Chelsea are second on the table. They have seven wins, three draws and one loss.
Katie Nolan
Okay, we'll be tuning into that chat at 7.0am you'll be up arc reading. I might be. Truth. Truthfully, I might be. Might be. What else, Chris, what else?
Chris
We got the last one. We mentioned it before, but because there were so many games that we spoke about in the NFL playoffs, we just have to highlight one specific game. If you are wanting to watch one game, watch the paints, baby. They're playing the charges on Sunday, 8pm Eastern on NBC. Let's be. Go pates.
Katie Nolan
Let's go pates. I really can't believe it. I really can't believe it. And we'll see what happens. Let's go pates.
Isabella
I'll wear my Patriots super bowl sweatshirt that day.
Katie Nolan
Hey, thanks.
Isabella
You're welcome.
Katie Nolan
Hey, Isabella, Thanks.
Isabella
You're welcome.
Katie Nolan
Don't mean a lot to us.
Isabella
Go pates.
Katie Nolan
Go pates. You heard it here first, folks, and you heard it here last. That's it for the podcast guys. I missed you all so much over the holidays. So glad to be back. Thank you for being here. Hope everyone had a lovely new year and you had great time with your family. Family. If you want to reach out to us, don't forget you can always do that. Casuals with Katie nolan gmail dot com. Our voicemail is 646-801-0043. On IG and tick tock, we are at Casuals, the podcast. That's it. Right? We'll see you guys back here. Who do we have on Thursday this week?
Brady
Colin on Thursday.
Katie Nolan
Aha. Colin Quinn on Thursday. Very exciting episode for me specifically, but probably also for you. So we will see you back here then. Love you. Mean it. Bye. This episode is brought to you by Peloton. The new cross training series balances your workouts with 15 plus workout types for endless movements on and off your equipment. Stay motivated with weekly personalized plans that guide you from beginner to expert and push past your goals with routines tailored to you. Get the new Cross Training series. Terms apply.
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Episode: Tom Brady, Alix Earle, Darts, Heels, and Your Guide to the NFL Playoffs
Air Date: January 6, 2026
Host: Katie Nolan
Guests/Regulars: Isabella, Chris, Brady
This episode of Casuals with Katie Nolan is a lively and welcoming whirlwind for sports fans of all types, recapping the end of the NFL regular season, previewing the playoffs, and dishing on the biggest stories—including Tom Brady and Alix Earle’s rumored romance, a viral darts moment, heels in sports, fantasy football glory, and more. With Katie’s trademark humor and the "Casualties" crew’s playful banter, the show blends pop culture and sports in a way that feels more like recess than homework.
LeBron vs. Taco Tuesday: The show opens with Katie ribbing Brady for just learning that LeBron James once tried to trademark "Taco Tuesday." The group jokes about the absurdity:
Holiday Wrap: The team recaps holiday episodes and shouts out audience engagement.
Katie and team say goodbye to eliminated NFL teams in order of draft pick, each with a memorable note or weird stat:
Raiders: 3-14, New head coach Pete Carroll, likely draft Indiana QB Fernando Mendoza—who is delightfully dorky about his music tastes.
Jets: Historic anti-feat—no defensive interceptions all year (20:48).
Giants: TE Theo Johnson was "out—illness," but spotted courtside at a Knicks game, updating fans on his own Instagram: “I’m not sick.” (23:14)
Browns: Myles Garrett sets new sack record.
Bengals: Joe Burrow gifts O-line real fossils this year (dinosaur, bear, mammoth) instead of swords—divided opinions.
Chiefs: All eyes on potential Travis Kelce retirement, but Katie’s “don’t care unless it’s real” (31:09). Donna Kelce’s reality TV debut flagged.
First year, first championship—Isabella wins her league while still learning waiver wires (42:34).
Katie, Chris, and Brady marvel at Isabella zigging while others zag and picking McCaffrey unburdened by injury history.
Katie (with Isabella’s “casual” picks) quickly runs through matchups, player storylines, and TV times—with signature irreverence and inside jokes.
Brady quizzes Isabella on which coaches, athletes, or staffers were fired in the annual “Black Monday” carnage and other sports job shakeups.
With Chris’s Rec Guide:
Luke Littler’s heel moment:
“You guys pay for tickets and you’re paying for my prize money. So thank you.” — Luke Littler (06:41)
Katie on championship haters:
“I won, so leave me alone. And I love that.” (08:28)
Fernando Mendoza’s music picks:
“My guilty pleasure song is The Sweet Escape by Gwen Stefani.” (17:48)
On Isabella’s fantasy win:
“I won the whole league.” — Isabella (42:36)
“What do you fucking mean!?” — Katie (42:40)
Tom Brady/Alix Earle speculation:
“Those two are dating.” — Katie (51:13)
On Tom Brady in a club:
“As a future old... nothing makes you feel more gray... than when your flashlight is on and you are unaware.” — Katie (53:19)
For anyone who missed the episode, this summary should leave you fully caught up—sports news, pop culture antics, inside jokes, and the “heated rivalry” spirit all included, minus the ads and extraneous bits. Casuals continues to make sports engaging, fresh, and fun for everyone—no expertise required!