Sick Kids, Fried Turkey Recap & Stop Looking At My Crotch!

Summary

Cate & Ty Break It Down

Episode: Sick Kids, Fried Turkey Recap & Stop Looking At My Crotch!
Date: December 3, 2025

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Episode Overview

In this candid and hilarious episode, Catelynn and Tyler Baltierra (best known from MTV’s "16 and Pregnant" and "Teen Mom") catch up after a whirlwind few weeks, sharing personal stories about sick kids, a chaotic Thanksgiving deep fry, and addressing a viral Halloween costume controversy that had people unreasonably focused on Tyler’s Superman… uh, package. The duo unpacks the realities of parenting during germ season, family traditions, and laugh-out-loud responses to fans’ anonymous confessions—from revenge snot to adult breastfeeding requests. As always, Cate & Ty keep it real, relatable, and full of love (and laughter).

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Key Topics & Insights

1. Technical Struggles & Podcast Setup Woes (00:00–01:23)

• Cate and Ty open by talking about their frustrating technical issues with podcast recording—mainly the challenge of setting up and tearing down their equipment, since they record in their bedroom.
  • Catelynn: “I can’t just leave it up all the time. Like, that’s crazy. No, I have to move it out of the way.” (01:02)

2. Parenting in Germ Season: Sick Kids Marathon (01:26–05:27)

• The Baltierra household has been plagued with illness, cycling through all three daughters: Raya, Veda, and Nova.
• Laryngitis, fevers, and doctor visits are discussed in detail:
  • Catelynn: "I'm about to be there [doctor’s office] again tomorrow, because now Nova’s starting." (03:14)
• The hosts joke about “dirty preschoolers” being responsible for bringing all the germs home.
  • Catelynn: “It starts in the dirty preschools.” (03:26)
  • Tyler: “Dirty little preschoolers.” (03:28)
• Shared survival tip: Their teacher uses “bingo dotter” stamps to keep track of hand washing.

3. Thanksgiving Recap: Small Gatherings, Family Feelings & Fried Turkey (05:27–14:14)

• Thanksgiving was small: just Cate, Ty, their girls, and Tyler’s niece due to extended family living far away or strained relationships.
  • Tyler: “If people haven’t experienced it...you can get to you sometimes.” (05:46)
• Reflection on traditions, changing dynamics, and adjusting expectations for family holidays.
• Cross-cultural conversation about Thanksgiving traditions and deep-fried turkey:
  • Tyler: “I had so many people from the UK writing me, like, what the hell are you doing? You America is deep fry everything.” (08:41)
• Comedic chaos: Missing turkey fry equipment, “hacking” it with a paint roller, and Cate’s anxiety about Tyler burning himself.
  • Catelynn: “I was getting anxiety watching you trying to drop the bird, because your hand just kept getting closer [to the oil].” (09:52)
  • Tyler: “I’ve done it every year, so I know what I’m doing.” (10:00)
• Life-hack: Cate uses a tow chain and their minivan to drag garbage cans to the road, pondering the oddities and costs of rural living.

4. The Halloween Superman Suit Controversy: “Stop Looking At My Crotch!” (16:25–34:47)

• Cate brings up a recent viral “incident”: Tyler’s Halloween Superman costume photos sparked a flood of comments about his crotch.
• Tyler’s disbelief at the scrutiny:
  • Tyler: “The fact... you really feel like I’m going commando in a Superman suit?” (20:12)
• Both vent about double standards; the expectation that men should “tape” or hide their anatomy, while women’s curves in costumes go unremarked.
  • Tyler: “If I had big tits and I wore, like, your witch dress... you could still see the shape of your tits... You can’t do nothing about that.” (21:23)
  • Catelynn: “Adults aren’t looking at the dicks and kids aren’t either. Kids are like, ‘Oh, Superman!’” (24:20)
• Both reflect on social media’s power and pitfalls, agreeing that human anatomy in spandex shouldn’t be sexualized—“you’re making it weird, not us.”
• Memorable, tongue-in-cheek banter about chodes (defined), “tuna cans,” and audience reactions.

5. Juicy, Anonymous Fan Secrets (34:47–44:37)

Cate shares three wild, hilarious, and sometimes gross secrets sent in by listeners—prompting extreme reactions and unforgettable commentary:

1. Father-in-law Booger Eating Revenge (35:00–38:55)

   • A listener admits to blowing her nose into her booger-eating father-in-law’s Thanksgiving stuffing. Cate & Ty are disgusted and fascinated.
   • Tyler: “You will never come over again... do not eat boogers at my house, do you understand?” (37:11)

2. “Circle Jerking” Ex-Husband (39:17–41:27)

   • Another listener claims her ex used to masturbate with friends and insisted it was “normal.” Both hosts are appalled and dubious.
   • Tyler: “It ain’t normal, and he knows it ain’t normal.” (40:19)
   • Laughs over “pass the lotion” scenarios.

3. Wife Induces Lactation to Breastfeed Husband (41:37–44:37)

   • A listener says she induced her own lactation to breastfeed her husband. Cate and Ty struggle to process it, labeling it “weird” and likening it to deep mommy issues.
   • Tyler: “Your husband’s got mommy issues, period.” (42:18)
   • Both hosts are floored at the logistics and psychology of the practice.

• Cate shares a “runner-up” about a fan pooping herself while walking the dog, and both hosts celebrate their listeners’ wild confessions.

6. Relationship Reflections & Emotional Openness (47:09–50:57)

• Cate and Ty answer a relationship “level one” question: “How open do you feel I am with you?” Cate gives Tyler an 8/10, citing occasional emotional reserve; Tyler explains progress since his diagnosis (presumably for ADHD) and therapy.
• They discuss emotional monitoring and childhood survival instincts.
  • Tyler: “You spent your whole life emotionally monitoring... you’ll probably never be able to erase that out of your personality.” (49:10)
  • Catelynn: “I think I’ll always be able to feel people’s feelings.” (49:31)
• The conversation provides unexpected insight into their growth as partners and individuals.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Sick Season:

  • “It starts in the dirty preschools.” (Catelynn, 03:26)
  • “Time to pull out my winter decorations... Children’s Tylenol.” (Catelynn paraphrasing a meme, 05:01)

• On Social Media Drama:

  • “I guess what I’m saying is that no one’s looking at crotches but you people. So you guys are fucking weird.” (Tyler, 23:49)
  • “If this was reversed, I would be getting my ass chewed out.” (Tyler, 34:32)

• On Country Living:

  • “She chains the garbage cans to the minivan... and drags the barrels back.” (Tyler, 10:44)
  • “I always wonder what our neighbors think though. I’m like, how?” (Catelynn, 12:07)

• On Listeners’ Confessions:

  • “He eats his own, so why not somebody else’s?” (Catelynn, 38:48)
  • “Your husband’s got mommy issues, period.” (Tyler, 42:18)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 00:49 — Lighting/tech issues & home podcast setup
• 01:26 — Recap of sick kids saga
• 05:27 — Thanksgiving, small family gatherings, deep frying turkey
• 16:25 — Addressing the Superman suit and “crotch controversy”
• 34:47 — Listener anonymous confessions (booger revenge, circle-jerk ex, adult breastfeeding)
• 47:09 — Level 1 relationship openness question

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Tone & Takeaways

Cate & Ty balance unfiltered humor, self-deprecation, and deep honesty. They vent about the pandemic “sick season,” poke fun at country life, and defend one another fiercely in the face of internet nonsense. The episode serves up laughs, relatability, marriage wisdom, and a dash of TMI. If you like real talk with real laughs, this is quintessential Cate & Ty.

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Call to Action

Cate & Ty end by encouraging listeners to like, rate, and review the show, subscribe to their Patreon, and send in more wild confessions for future episodes.

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Transcript

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[B]

So having technical.

[A]

Yeah, just trying to figure out lighting and filming and all of that sometimes can be difficult and challenging.

[B]

Well, especially because we have our stuff set up and we have it looking exactly how you want it. And then you got to take it down, you got to go somewhere else.

[A]

You know, and then we reset it up and all because it's in our bedroom. So it's, you know, and it takes up a decent amount of like, I can't just leave it up all the time. Like, that's crazy. No, I have to move it out of the way. So we're trying to find a good app where you can, like, look at the, like what you're recording on your phone so that way you can see what you look like. Because it's hard to actually mean. It's just hard.

[B]

Okay. Okay. God, give us.

[A]

And then on top of that, too, it has been a week or more.

[B]

Well, actually think about it, though, because you guys, we miss you guys. I know you guys haven't, like. Think about it. We haven't had an episode. Just me and you and.

[A]

Yeah. A long time.

[B]

A while.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So.

[A]

But it has just been a chaotic week and a half. Sick kids in the Baltera household start off with Raya first, and so she missed, like, the last two weeks before they had the rest of the week off for Thanksgiving. No, she missed the last two days.

[B]

Of last week before the thing.

[A]

Before their Thanksgiving break. Yeah, because she was, like, having a fever and a cough, and then she lost her voice. And I took her to the doctors and they were like, laryngitis. And I'm like, what the hell is laryngitis?

[B]

It sounds scary than it is. What's laryngitis?

[A]

Yeah, and so it's like something to do with your voice box. And so her doctor gave her steroids and I swear that night after, like, her first dose, I could tell a difference.

[B]

Me, too.

[A]

And at first, I thought maybe she was just, like, milking it, you know, like how kids will. Like, she was just like, no, I don't.

[B]

You know, yes, Mom. And then you're big. Say it loud.

[A]

And I'm like, say it louder. I can't hear you. I'm like. Then their doctor's like, she's got laryngitis. I'm like, oh, no. But so they put her on medicine, and then, you know, everybody else was fine. And then we wake up on Thanksgiving morning.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Thanksgiving morning. Beta wakes up, and she's got a freaking raging fever. Like, 102. Like, she was so hot. And the same things as Raya. Cough, sore throw, fever. And then. Same thing with her voice box. It was, like, literally the day after Thanksgiving, I was back at the doctor's office, like, hi. And she obviously. It's the same thing. So they had to put her on a steroid. She's finally going back to school tomorrow because it's been.

[B]

Yeah, you were at the doctor's, like, three times this week.

[A]

I'm about to be there again tomorrow because now Nova's starting.

[B]

We are just. Okay, we're in it, guys. We're in the middle of it. We're in the thick of it. Kids are sick. You know, it is the time of the year we're. One kid gets it. Every kid gets it.

[A]

And it starts in the dirty preschools.

[B]

Because you got preschoolers, dirty little preschoolers.

[A]

You know, who are just wiping their snot with their hands. And her teacher said that she'll put, like, you know, like, the bingo dots people use. Like, the bingo daughters.

[B]

No, I don't know what the hell you're talking about.

[A]

Really? What are you talking about? Bingo daughter.

[B]

A bingo daughter.

[A]

Yeah. So it's like a paint. It's like paint, and it just leaves.

[B]

Like, a dot for. Okay, you know, I'm talking about when you're playing bingo. Yes.

[A]

Like a bingo daughter.

[B]

I'm literally thinking of bingo from Bluey. And a daughter. I'm like, what is this, a new toy or something? Like, what? Okay, got it. A bingo daughter. Yeah. A bingo stamp.

[A]

Yes. Like, when you're playing bingo. Not bingo. This. On the show Blue.

[B]

You said bingo daughter. Yeah, I never heard. I never heard the term before daughter.

[A]

I don't know if that's the correct terminology, but it's Parker. Oh, okay. Stamp.

[B]

A bingo stamp. You said bingo daughter.

[A]

Well, her teacher, she said. And I Was like, that's super smart. She puts a dot on each of the kids hands to make sure through the day they're washing their hands.

[B]

Oh, smart.

[A]

Because she's like, obviously you try. You know, they teach them. And I'm telling you what, Rye is so on point with that a lot. Our kids are. But she's very much like, even if she sees me peeing, when she's always in there with me, I'm like, I can't even poop alone. You know, mom trying to take a poop. Okay. And she'll sit on the stool and I'm like, dude, what are you doing? But she'll even say to me, gotta wash your hands. And I'm like, yeah, I know. You gotta wash your hands.

[B]

It's always dirty preschoolers.

[A]

I know. That's what I mean.

[B]

That's so true.

[A]

You know, like, nobody else would have gotten it in the house if it wasn't for the dirty preschooler.

[B]

Feral kids.

[A]

Yeah. You know, so it's just like, here we go. I saw a video one time, it was like, your decor. Their people's decorations for the winter time. They're like, oh, time to pull out my winter decorations. And it was like, children's Tylenol children. Yeah, that's it. You know, and they were like laying all these medicines out on the. On the counter. I was like, that's pretty funny.

[B]

We're in the season right now. That's what we're in.

[A]

Pretty accurate. Yeah, we're in the germ season. So other than Veda being sick on Thanksgiving. As long as Thanksgiving was good. Yeah, it was great. No, we had a really good Thanksgiving. It was small. It was just us, the girls. And then Tyler's niece came over and it was.

[B]

I have to say, though, that's one of those things where it's like, if people don't. If people haven't experienced it, like when you. When you have like. Like, you know, parents move to different states and then it's just. You guys on holidays.

[A]

Yeah. And so.

[B]

But like, you can get to you sometimes.

[A]

I know the one year we had my mom come over, it was like before Thanksgiving.

[B]

Yeah, we did. Early.

[A]

Yeah. So I think I'm gonna do that again this coming up year or even after Thanksgiving while the kids still have time off to have my mom and Rich come over. But yeah, I mean, even Veda, she was like, what do you mean, grandma's not coming?

[B]

I know. I felt so bad. Yeah, she was upset. She's like, no one else is coming over I said, no, honey, this is it. Like, this is. It's our family. It's our little family. And she was like, no one's coming to our house. I was like, no, no one's going to her house. You know, I don't. I don't tell her. And it's crazy because I wonder, like, what did my mom say to us? Because I was so used to it. Well, that's all you knew that I never thought about. What do you mean? It's always us three. And maybe my mom's boyfriend, whatever boyfriend she was dating, you know, I. That was it.

[A]

Yeah. I think it's kind of.

[B]

And there was literally, like four sides. Like, it was like a turkey. A One little square.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

One little square of green beans. You know what I'm saying?

[A]

Well, yeah, it's just three people. Yeah.

[B]

And we never really, like. I don't know. I guess you miss what you don't. You don't miss what you don't have, though.

[A]

Right?

[B]

Never had it.

[A]

So I think I'm kind of like. I'm shocked that she didn't, like, go to friends or something, but the friend. Her friends are probably with their family.

[B]

Yeah. I'm not going to my friend's grandma's cousin's house.

[A]

Right.

[B]

That's weird.

[A]

Yeah, I know. My brother was going to my mom's and stuff, and me. My brother still aren't really, like, you know, close or any, so it's just like, you know, of course she's gonna.

[B]

She.

[A]

Of course my mom would want all of us to be there, but it's just not how it is right now. And. Yeah, it sucks and it's shitty and.

[B]

But last year was good, so I think we should do that. What we did last year. Yeah, that we. We either celebrated a little earlier, celebrate a little later, because I don't really give a. If it's on the actual day, you know.

[A]

No, I don't care either.

[B]

So I think it would have to.

[A]

Be after because the kids have school. So, like, you do it on the. On a Saturday or Sunday or whatever.

[B]

But I guess, like, you know, I didn't because my grandma lived in. I never even have grandmas.

[A]

Right.

[B]

Like, most people go to the grandmas, maybe.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You know, if. You know, whatever. But. No, I know.

[A]

So I don't. I even thought about going to. This year. I thought about going to Florida and, like, being with my dad and my Aunt Doreen and having your mom come up or something. And then, you know, the government got closed and I Was like, we don't even have people watching airplanes fly. I don't feel like risking my life, you know, or whatever, but. But it just didn't work out. But even if we were, you know, my mom come after Thanksgiving and we go to Florida, you know, or something. And for Thanksgiving, my grandma would be so heavy.

[B]

Your mom said she loved what we did last year, so. Yeah, I was like, all right, we'll do it again.

[A]

Yeah. Maybe my grandpa will stay a little longer too, so you can come over. Yeah. But other than that, I hope everybody else had a safe and healthy and great Thanksgiving.

[B]

And we deep fry turkey. I had so many people from the UK writing me, like, what the hell are you doing?

[A]

Oh, really?

[B]

Yeah. I wasn't even thinking about, like, other countries. Like, they don't.

[A]

Was that just an American.

[B]

Oh, yeah. They're like. They're like, you. You. America is deep fry everything. Like, what the. A turkey, a whole bird. I'm like, yeah. When you think about it, I guess. Yeah. They're like, yeah, we don't. And then I thought about, like, wait a minute. You don't even celebrate Thanksgiving because you're in the uk. And they're like, yeah, but we. I guess that what they do is they usually eat that kind of dinner on. On Christmas. Oh, so they'll do turkeys on Christmas. I'm like, oh, we do ham. So I was like, well, even, like.

[A]

Some Americans do ham on Thanksgiving too. Ham and turkey or just ham.

[B]

Oh, wow. Really?

[A]

I like ham way better than I like turkey. I would do a ham.

[B]

I. True. I agree, actually. Ah, I don't know.

[A]

Well, since we've deep fried the turkey, it's way better.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But this year, we wake up Thanksgiving Day. Got a sick kid. Whatever. I'm prepping sides. Tyler's, like, trying to find all the deep frying stuff, and he can't find the hook.

[B]

Oh, my God, guys.

[A]

And you know, like, the hook. You have to have the hook in order to dip the bird into the oil. And so, like, you rigged this. What was it?

[B]

I just got a little mini paint roller.

[A]

Yeah. Thank God.

[B]

I just bent it.

[A]

That saved the day.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But then we have Vader and Raya watching him out the door, dropping this burn.

[B]

You should record it. I would love to have seen it.

[A]

I'm like, by the kitchen watching him, and I was just like, I. I was getting anxiety watching you trying to deep, like, drop the bird because your hand just kept getting closer.

[B]

I know. I've done it every year, so I know what I'm doing.

[A]

No, but I was like, if that slipped or something, you know, that's why.

[B]

That's why when I was like, oh, I couldn't find the hook and we can make something, I said, yeah, it's going to be a very specific. Because I don't know what I would have used if I didn't find that perfect.

[A]

My chain.

[B]

Yeah. But the chain dangles, so I was worried about letting the chain sit in the oil. I can't get the. I can't get it all.

[A]

It would have to. Yeah. I was like, we will get that bird in the deep fryer one way or another.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Even if we're using the 1200. I don't even know how much weight those chains can pull. But we'll put chains around its little legs and drop it in there. Like, it's a heavy chain that I use because I'm crazy and I like to.

[B]

She chains the garbage cans to the minivan, you guys. She takes the towing chains, clicks it in the thing and drags. Yeah, the barrel's back.

[A]

Yeah, that's how I take them to the road sometimes, too.

[B]

I. I mean, I don't blame you. Really, I don't.

[A]

No, work smarter, not harder.

[B]

I get it. I get it.

[A]

And then I looked up, like, because we live in the country and like in the winter time, the snow sucks. Okay. It just sucks all around. Sucks having to take bins down there. Whatever. I just hate it. I looked up like the. You can. Or you can buy like these carts that are like on wheels. They have brakes and everything. And it's like a metal cart that will hold, like, you can get some that hold two garbage bins or three. And I looked up and I found one. And it holds three. And it's just like, you push.

[B]

You can just pitch it to your. Oh. Oh, yeah.

[A]

And it just holds all three of them. It's like. I mean, I would know. I'm like, I'll hook that up to my van.

[B]

I'm thinking of a little trailer hits that you put in the back of the car.

[A]

No, but. So I found one. But, dude, they want like eleven hundred dollars for this thing and like eleven hundred and five hundred to ship it. Now I know why all these old guys in the country have the little built ones. You see how they. People make their own, like, things.

[B]

Yeah, but they're not moving it around.

[A]

Wheels. I've seen some with wheels.

[B]

We'll figure out a solution. I don't really know, but I'll just.

[A]

Keep dragging it with the minivan? Yeah.

[B]

I mean, hey, I, I don't blame you.

[A]

I always wonder what our neighbors think.

[B]

I usually stack the one on top of the other. But it's, it's a. Sometimes yeah, I tried that.

[A]

I could never.

[B]

No, you can't. No, don't. You're gonna kill yourself.

[A]

I have tried it.

[B]

Have you put stack in it? Like.

[A]

Yeah, just, yeah, like you put the door and whatever. But yeah, yeah.

[B]

It doesn't work at our garbage can, but I, So I stack it on top where the handles are like on top of each other.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

Like this one's standing up and then the other trash cans like this. But the handles are about.

[A]

Is garbage juices running every.

[B]

You know what? It happens sometimes.

[A]

Hate it, hate it. I don't like it.

[B]

Well, that's what I'm here for, I guess. Just hey, take, grab the things.

[A]

But I've always wondered what our neighbors think though. I'm like, how?

[B]

Oh, they think you're crazy for sure. Hell yeah. With your dented minivan and you're dead on the side.

[A]

It wasn't even my fault.

[B]

It's a dented minivan.

[A]

Yeah. Dragon, I only go like five miles an hour.

[B]

When you see tow chains towing.

[A]

It works. Dragon, they got a whole ass dumpster, so.

[B]

I know, I know, they're lucky. Listen, a lot of people in the country do have like the dumpsters and the I, I, I, Yeah, maybe I.

[A]

Don'T like collecting bags in my house to take out. That is annoying as. No, well, it's like let me carry six bags of garbage to my car.

[B]

But you use it just to dump out the bins. Oh, like you're the garbage man dumping in the dumpster and then you drag it back. You know what I'm saying? You don't leave it by the road. You just dump in the dumpster and then drag it back. You know what I'm saying?

[A]

How the are you gonna pick up a heavy ass garbage can that's got six bags of garbage in it? I wouldn't be able to do it, I'll tell you that.

[B]

I would definitely be able to do it. So. Yeah. But anyway.

[A]

Yeah, that's what I was just thinking. Like what?

[B]

Yeah, well, I mean, obviously I don't see a lot of wives out there taking the big old garbage and dumping in the dumpster.

[A]

Hell no, I ain't doing that.

[B]

But if there's a dumpster, for sure. I mean that, I mean I'm dumping it in there anyway. I'm just thinking, I don't know.

[A]

I don't know either.

[B]

I hate the look of dumpsters. Yeah, it's a problem.

[A]

And we think the freaking stray cat's already getting our.

[B]

I know. Oh, the dumpster, man.

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

Anyway, anyway, country problems. Country problems, I guess. Dumpster. What do you do? Get a car for your garbage bins? I don't know.

[A]

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Even kind of cheesy.

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[B]

Break up with bland breakfast and taste AM PM's bacon, egg and cheese biscuit made with K tree eggs, smoked bacon and melty cheese on a buttery biscuit. AM PM Too much. Good stuff.

[A]

There is one thing that I want to Talk about though, that we haven't been able to talk about since it's happened.

[B]

The food pantry.

[A]

Sure.

[B]

Oh. Oh, no. I thought for sure that's what you're going to talk about.

[A]

No, I mean we can talk about that.

[B]

No, no. What are you going to talk about?

[A]

I mean, we're going like a month back, but it's because we've had so many guests on the show.

[B]

I know. That's why I was, I was like, sorry, guys. I know you guys have probably like, where the are you guys? But we had so many guests and they were just.

[A]

Yeah. When they fly into Detroit, like we have, you know.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Those our first priority.

[B]

Yeah. Right.

[A]

No, I was good. I wanted to talk about the Halloween incident with your dingling.

[B]

Oh my God, bro, why are you out there?

[A]

Commando?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

What the. Tyler.

[A]

With your kids. You sick.

[B]

Wow. You sick.

[A]

Dude, I couldn't.

[B]

Oh, I, I, I literally. God. I just like.

[A]

So what happened? You were like, okay, this, Because I remember on Halloween day, you're like, babe, let's get a picture, just me and you. Because we never get it to do it. Never.

[B]

Dude.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And we always forget. Don't we always forget. We're always sitting there and we're like, we looked really good today. We didn't get a picture or whatever it is. And I remember, dude.

[A]

And so you're like, I'm gonna post this picture.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And what happened? So you're like, okay, I'm gonna post this picture.

[B]

I'll post a picture. And listen. I think like, you know how when you're, you're, you're just posting multiple photos.

[A]

Mm.

[B]

So when you hit a little check mark take to date, like you're not dissecting. I guess I don't, I go, I really like that Pixar because I don't ever let. There's no pictures in my camera roll that'll delete right away if I don't like them. You know what I'm saying? So I know whatever's in my camera, I have like, I need to start.

[A]

Doing that because then I accidentally post bad ones.

[B]

See, that's why.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. Cuz you know how like when you, you get the whole camera roll and you click whatever ones you want, I, I eliminate it. Because I don't, I want, I want no photo. So that's why when I take a photo, I'll look at it and like, delete, delete, delete, delete. And then I'll keep the whatever. The ones that I like anyway. Whatever. So I Know that they're in the camera. Roll that. They're good. It's fine. And I only. My niece only took one, so there wasn't any other ones to pick from. You know what I mean?

[A]

Take more than one.

[B]

No. Yeah, no, she took one. Couple of us in one pose. One pose. So I didn't go through and delete. Because they literally look exactly the same. Yeah, I'm not gonna go through. So anyway, delete those two. As long as I have one of each. And dude, like, I. Of course I posted the one on just me and you.

[A]

It's.

[B]

It's cute. And we never get pictures together and whatever.

[A]

I'm not. And it's Halloween and we're dressed up.

[B]

We're in suits. We're in costumes. And dude, bro, I'm not the first dad to ever be Superman, okay? Not the first guy to ever wear a motherfucking Superman suit for Halloween.

[A]

Also, you're not the first dad to have a penis shocker anatomy.

[B]

No way.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

But my thing is, is that, like, dude, the fact. You know what? And I. I couldn't after. After first I posted it, right? And I immediately started seeing shit. And sometimes I'm like, oh, whatever. Like, it'll be a couple dumbass comments like, I'm not. But then I started seeing more and more. I'm just like, nope, stop. I'm not. I don't. This isn't. We're not doing this right now. And so I deleted it. And then I try cropping it to repost it, and all it is is your tits.

[A]

Yeah, you said it's like, boom.

[B]

So I was like, fine, get. You know, whatever. And it's literally your fucking tits, dude, in your head in the corner of the picture. Yeah, no, but anyway, regardless, first off, didn't. Don't think I have to delete anything. Don't think I have to, like, monitor and pay attention as much as other people do. I think it's that people think I'm actually like, what? You really feel like I'm going commando.

[A]

In a Superman suit when Al the YouTuber. Are you kidding me? When L. YouTuber L. And she's also on Tick Tock brought it up with Ray and was like, well, did he have underwear on? I was like, are you. I'm like, people really think that he's just in a tight leather suit with no underwear on?

[B]

Why the.

[A]

Let alone. When are you ever coming into our kids, bro? I'm like, you never are. And if people were to really know us in our household, Tyler Is very particular about his body, where he gets dressed.

[B]

Well, yeah, right.

[A]

Whether, you know, you know, he's never commando around our kids. Nothing like that. Because we are. It's a house. Of all girls, he's the only guy, you know. So it's like, for people to think. And they're not here with us on a daily basis. Basis to know how you are, but to literally think that you're just going to be walking around town commando is ridiculous.

[B]

It is. That's what I'm saying. Like, and first off, uncomfortable, right? Are you kidding me, bro? Like, no.

[A]

And also, what people didn't see is, like, the one thing that made me so happy was like, you're walking through the streets on Halloween and your cape's blowing, and there's this. All of a sudden, I hear this little boy, Superman.

[B]

I know.

[A]

Hi, Superman. Hi, Superman. He was super.

[B]

And the kids loved it. Okay, like, there's. It's like, for one, I'm not the first guy to ever dress up in a. In a tight suit. Sorry, guys. They don't make baggy Superman suits, right? They don't. You know what I'm saying? So. But. But regardless of all that we just said, I don't give a fuck what any. You guys are making it something weird. I'm not being weird. You're making things weird. Okay. You're not saying anything. Like, Like I said, if I had big tits and I wore, like, you had your witch dress, I could still see the shape of your tits.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

The big old chested hump on your.

[A]

In your. Yeah, whatever.

[B]

Okay. You can't do nothing about that.

[A]

No.

[B]

So when. What do you want me to do? Right? That's my question. What do you want me to do? If you want me to tuck it, tape it, wrap it, whatever you think I need to do. Then I hope you're saying that to every other female, every other dude, every other person that is wearing something.

[A]

Revealing.

[B]

Whatever you want to call it.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I'm covered head to toe in a suit.

[A]

I don't know, but I saw, like, I saw a lot of people. Because when it was posted on some Facebook page by some lady, remember, I saw a lot of people on there, like, oh, but this is okay. Or this is okay. And they're posting pictures of, like, girls half naked walking around on Halloween. Like, all these things when you were literally covered from head to toe, like, neck to feet. You know what I mean?

[B]

And then someone's like, oh, I saw someone say, oh, wear a cup. I'm like, do you guys, have you ever seen anyone wear a cup in a skin tight. It looks.

[A]

Guys would know. Yeah.

[B]

Guys, you all know what it looks like if you're wearing a skin tight suit with, with. With a cup, which is a hard plastic ball.

[A]

Yeah. It's gonna make it look even worse.

[B]

Looks stupid. At least I had compression leggings I actually had because it was cold. I wanted to be cold.

[A]

I had a couple layers.

[B]

I had the layers. I had the, the compression like, dude, leggings pretty much like.

[A]

And underwear.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like what?

[B]

I was like triple layered, bro. Triple layered. And I feel like it.

[A]

And I.

[B]

And I. And it's rare that you say this because, but. But I feel like it's true. It's a double standard sexist thing. No one would say. No one was saying about your big tits in the dress. No one would say about anything. But it's because I'm. I don't even know what's going on.

[A]

I just don't.

[B]

And you know, maybe, maybe, maybe we. Maybe we drew this on ourselves. Maybe we should never did the of thing. Maybe that's what. Because I feel like how many. How many other dudes are Superman, Batman, Spider man with their kids posting pictures, right? And no one's saying. Do you know what I'm saying? I guess what I'm saying is that no one's looking at fucking crotches but you people. So you guys are fucking weird.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I don't know what else to tell you. You want me to be weird to justify you being weird, Right? I'm not the weird one. You are.

[A]

Yeah, because adults aren't looking at the dicks and kids aren't either. Kids are like, oh, Superman, hey, you know, like.

[B]

I don't know, bro. I just thought the whole thing was.

[A]

Maybe because it was. It was like all females. Maybe they're just secretly jealous that their husbands have chodes.

[B]

Oh my God. Damn. Hey, listen, maybe they like the chads. I don't fucking know.

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

But I don't know. I just think it brought up a really interesting concept.

[A]

Is chode a bad word?

[B]

No, chod is a chode.

[A]

What the fuck you mean? I think it's not derogatory.

[B]

What's chod? You know what? Chod is?

[A]

Small round, short round.

[B]

I mean, honestly, I'm short fat tuna can. Someone said.

[A]

Oh my God, no. Who the said that?

[B]

That's the only.

[A]

So it's literally as wide as a tuna can.

[B]

Well, it's a. It's an analogy. It's like Obviously not as wide as a tuna can, but the shape of a tuna can in its whole entirety. Wow. Someone said. You ever heard. Hear that as a kid?

[A]

Never.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

Anyway, I'm thinking just a little short, like this wide short?

[B]

No, no, they're short and fat. Oh, this. They're the same size round as they are long. Does that make sense?

[A]

Okay, yeah. So if it's 4 inches long, it's 4 inches round.

[B]

So someone. Someone. All I remember is being a kid, the first time I heard was, oh, choda man. I don't know the. That means they're like, oh, yeah. It's like you're hung like a tuna can. I was like, oh, like, okay, maybe something clarified.

[A]

Like that.

[B]

A chone is a. That's it. I'm googling it. So I don't. I'm telling you, though, that's what it means. It's hung like a tuna can. I remember hear as a kid, our ADHD brains. I'm scared what's going to pop up.

[A]

Oh, my God. Yeah.

[B]

Your.

[A]

Your search history. What is a dick?

[B]

Especially when characterized as being short and thick. Oh, yeah. So it's the same size.

[A]

Sounds gross. Describe dying.

[B]

I'm sweating on my sword.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

But yeah, so it's like, yeah, don't.

[A]

Want, don't want, don't want, don't want no short dick, man.

[B]

But I will say, like, I feel. I don't think it was warranted. And I think it was, honestly.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Because it actually kind of, like, got. It bothered me. It was like I was like, this is. And like I said, maybe this is karma. Maybe it's karma. Maybe it's the universe saying, hey, God.

[A]

Tyler, why do you have to be a boy and have a dick? You know, why do men. Why do men have to have penises? You know?

[B]

What do you think you're a female?

[A]

I think it's done because that's not even the first thing I looked.

[B]

Okay, so say. Say you didn't know me and I'm walking with my kids.

[A]

I would think it's dope. That was a dope costume.

[B]

Right? So that's my thing is that, like, I don't know what you guys want me to do with it, to be honest with you. What do I do?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And someone actually said, tape it.

[A]

That would look even weird.

[B]

But listen, I wanted to be. And people were liking it, like, oh, yeah, exactly. Right. Like, he. There's so many things he could do.

[A]

Okay, so I should just tape my boobs down.

[B]

Thank you. I was gonna say, bro, if this situation was switched between us and they weren't telling me there, and people were like, like, congratulations. Yeah, he should tape it down.

[A]

That's up.

[B]

Or tuck it up in your waistband. You don't have a dick. You know how uncomfortable, bro, I ain't doing that. And especially doing it because you are a weirdo.

[A]

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[B]

It's. It's.

[A]

No, but it is. Because I don't think people realize that it feels the same way as it does for women. For some men, like, well, I wouldn't.

[B]

I won't go as far as like.

[A]

No, I'm saying yes, they can't. Yes, they can. I'm sorry. I don't think. I think men can, though.

[B]

I think women have been a little more.

[A]

I mean, women have, but I'm just saying men can still feel those same feelings. It's like you're telling me to. To what? Literally my thigh. That's like a woman saying, like, oh, you know, your tits are hanging out or they're saggy, so you need to tape them. Tape them around your.

[B]

You guys will all be freaking out if someone. If a dude commented. Oh, if a dude commented on a picture of a. Of a woman in a bikini, whatever. Or a one piece, right. And said, tape your tits down. This is so you're out on the perverted. You're out in public with your kids and your tits are just out there. Because I'm talking about a one piece. Because I'm all covered.

[A]

Yeah, right.

[B]

What I'm saying is that if I'm comparing it, like you're. You're not telling this woman, hey, tape your tits down because you're with your kids at the beach, right? If I commented that on any dude, I would get ripped apart.

[A]

Yeah, it's up.

[B]

They'd be like, you sexist, misogynistic, or whatever.

[A]

Right?

[B]

Right. Oh, but because I'm a dude and I happen to have the anatomy that I have, and no, I'm not taping it for your convenience because you're a crazy freak.

[A]

Yeah, you're weird, right?

[B]

Ain't no one looking at crotches but you.

[A]

No. Or as videos.

[B]

You know what I'm saying?

[A]

Nobody's looking at crusts.

[B]

He got some crust, which is. Guys, guys, sorry. I had to go if, if, like, I'm trying to teach her the right word because I, I hate the word crust even worse than I hate or crotch. And she goes, ew. Like, ew. Oh, you're crossing. I don't. I don't want to hear the region of crotch in association with the word crust, because crotch and crust. I don't want to ever.

[A]

Well, no, because.

[B]

See those things together.

[A]

Because we have. We have three male dogs, but they're. The big one's name is Remy and the medium sized one, his name is Ace. And I swear Ace is like. I swear he's gay. Like, he loves Remy. He's always licking his lips, his ears, and, like, his crotch, okay? So the one day Ace is like licking them all over. Lick some in his crotch area. And Vader's like, ew, he's licking his crust. And I go, what did you say? She's like, he's licking his Crust. I'm like, that's his crotch. And she's even saying that.

[B]

Say that. Say it again. Licking his crust. It's like, what the.

[A]

I'm just giving people some. Like, yeah, because we're. Why I had to say it. And then there's been another time where she said it. I'm like, it's a crotch. She's like, but I like crust. I'm like, it's not called crust.

[B]

Don't ever refer to the crotch area or even crotch and crust in the same sentence. I don't ever want to hear that. Ever.

[A]

Yeah. And for people that don't know either, we've had. We talk. We have talked to our kids, too, about not just crotches, like a penis and a vagina. They know the right terminology.

[B]

Well, I want to be more specific.

[A]

I call it a vagina. I'm not being that specific. Okay.

[B]

Well, I'm just saying.

[A]

But anyways, I feel just so. Yeah. See, we're adhd.

[B]

What do you think, though? Because, honestly, I felt. At first, I was like, maybe I'm. I don't. I was just mad because it was a good picture. It was.

[A]

No, it wasn't.

[B]

I wanted to keep it up. And someone even wrote back and said, repo that. Yeah. And I was like, you got a point. Because I'm like. I even tried going on Instagram and, like, making our meal. How you can make it really blurry, and it's like, our faces, but it's still. It's like, you know, it looks stupid. I mean, I could do it to a point, but then it looks like a floating up here.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Anyway, well, my.

[A]

My opinion is I thought that it was a cute moment. The kids were super excited to see me dressed up, and you dressed up, and that's. I thought we looked dope. I thought we all looked cool.

[B]

I did, too. I know. I.

[A]

And it wasn't everybody. That's what everybody. A handful. There was lots of people that were being supportive and being like, you guys are weird.

[B]

Which made me so happy.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

When I saw. When I. And then. And then maybe I shouldn't delete it because I deleted because I just. It was one of those things where, like, there's been multiple times where, like, I don't even know, like, I posted something or something happened. Somebody will say something, and someone points it out. And like, I said, maybe this is just the energetic karma from. From, you know, having a good time over on Of. I'm. No, I. I'm not really sure, but it feels that Way, like, why? You know what I'm saying? Because anyway, regardless, it is what it is. But it's like, dude, like, there's been many times where I posted something.

[A]

It's like, no, something cute, like you dancing with the kids or something. And you have sweatpants on. They're like, oh, did you see it? Yeah, it's stupid.

[B]

I'm like, bro, I don't. At the end of the day, I don't know what you want me to.

[A]

Do with it, but he definitely ain't taping it down.

[B]

I'm not.

[A]

Or tuck a badge in it, okay? So shut up.

[B]

It was getting like, people. Like, yeah, exactly. Like, this is crazy. I'm like, what the. I like. You guys are all nuts. If this is reverse, I'm telling you, I would be getting my ass chewed out because you guys would be all over me saying, you misogynistic piece of.

[A]

Well, all I know is I thought you looked dope. The kids thought you looked really cool, and they were super excited.

[B]

And it won't be the last time I wear it. Next time I will wear a cup. And you can see how stupid this.

[A]

Looks in a Spider man costume.

[B]

Oh, I'll be sp. Even worse.

[A]

Spider Man's skill. Well, this week, I, I, we haven't done this in a hot minute, so I wanted to do it. So this week I asked fans for they're juicy, anonymous secrets.

[B]

Oh, God.

[A]

And I got a couple good ones. I think I got three of them. But this one, I was like, I almost wanted to write this person back and be like, what the dude? No. So she said, my father in law sits at family events eating his own boogers. So this year, I blew my snot in his stuffing at Thanksgiving and he ate it.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

No, no, this looks like something my sister.

[B]

No, no, no.

[A]

She blew.

[B]

Guys, don't. Stop that.

[A]

It's not. She blew her spot into his stuffing because he sits and eats his own boogers.

[B]

Oh, God. Yeah. You guys ever feel something in your throat?

[A]

You know what I'm saying?

[B]

Like, I know if, like, do you know what I'm saying?

[A]

Like, and this is her father in law. Like, how old is this man? And what made you want to blow yours? Not stuffing.

[B]

You know what? Okay, so I think the reason why I'm traumatized by Louis Louise and is because my sister used to do that thing where she would spit. I used to suck it up in one time. She did it with a loogie.

[A]

With a loogie.

[B]

I'm going to gag. I feel it. My throat right now.

[A]

Did she one time do it with a loogie?

[B]

Yeah. And I mean, I don't even know if it was for sure, but I was, When I was a kid, I just. And then my friend Tom would do Louis. Well, I can't even talk about it. I'm gonna throw up. He would do loogie races and he would bro.

[A]

A loogie race?

[B]

Yeah, him, Him. What the fuck is a loogie race? We're chilling out. And they'd be like, all right, Louie raisinating Hulk. Loogie. Spit it on a window or glass in, whatever. I can't, I'm gonna throw up. And they would watch it intensely. And so, yeah, I don't know, man. This just compiled trauma, snot and like, spit, not spit. It's only loogies. And you know what I'm saying?

[A]

Well, she's not at all a bit of stuffing.

[B]

Oh, God. You know what? I'll tell you something. I'll tell you something right now. Fuck that guy for Ian. Boogers at my motherfucking table. That's all I'm saying. You will never come over again. And I will say, Mr. Charles, do not eat boogers at my house. Do you understand?

[A]

She's at her mom's. At his house.

[B]

At anywhere's house.

[A]

House.

[B]

Do not eat boogers ever. And if you're gonna do it by yourself, don't ever do it in front of people and don't do it in my presence, ever. That's just sick.

[A]

As dude would you snot in his food.

[B]

Are you kidding? No, I, I, I, I puke. I puke trying to make him puke. And then I think about people eating it myself. Puke. So I would be able to. I would just call it out aggressively.

[A]

It is her mom.

[B]

Wait, it's her father in law. Yeah. Okay, Mom, Right. Tell your husband to stop eating his boogers at anywhere. And Mom, I'm judging you because you married this Is it my dad, Father in law? Yeah, no, that'd be my. Your mother in law.

[A]

No, that would be.

[B]

Oh, yeah, father in law. Right. Hang on. Give me the toy. Straight. Right. So she's at her house.

[A]

Oh, my God. So that would be her father in law. Yeah. So mother in law.

[B]

So tell your husband, get your dad and Thomas, I'm eating boogers in my presence. This is your job. That's fucking fucked up. I think he's wrong for doing it. I think you're wrong for doing that, because I don't know how you even handle that. And not threw up everywhere watching him eat.

[A]

Well, he eats his own, so why not somebody else's?

[B]

That's so sick, dude. And I hate it so much.

[A]

Oh, this is a great one.

[B]

I can't handle market when our kids do it.

[A]

Oh, I know.

[B]

We're like, raya, this grossing me out. I'm getting grossed out.

[A]

Oh, my God, I'm dead. All right.

[B]

Sick as. Oh, what is wrong with people? People are crazy, dude.

[A]

My now ex husband. Thank God, girl. Hang on.

[B]

Go ahead.

[A]

Thank God, girl. Thank God he's an ex. My now ex husband would masturbate with his friends and tell me it's normal.

[B]

What the. Dude, yo, it ain't normal. Okay? I mean. Yeah, when you're young and you're a boy, like, things are. You don't ever do that, though.

[A]

I was like, okay, wait, wait.

[B]

No, no, no. You're not. You're not. You're not circle jerking around. Yeah. It's not something you do.

[A]

So.

[B]

But wait a minute. This has got to into adulthood, I'm assuming.

[A]

Yeah. My now ex husband would masturbate with his friends and tell me and tell me that it's normal.

[B]

Oh, he's gaslighting the, like. You know, you talk about when you're young, like, you're. Oh, yeah, you guys. Can you guys shoot? Yeah. Oh, no, I understand.

[A]

Like, talking about. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Good job.

[A]

That's why I said, I'm like, good job.

[B]

Glad you got rid of that guy, because what the. And also, it does not seem normal. It ain't normal, and he knows it ain't normal. And you telling her that it's normal is. And because all she gotta do is confirm. And I wish I had that with your buddies. Hell, no.

[A]

And I wish I had more backstory. Like, what do they do? Like, hey, we're gonna meet up at 2.

[B]

No.

[A]

We're gonna watch this video and, like, all jerk off together. Hey, pass me the lotion.

[B]

Well, that does get really awkward. Because when you're young and, like, you're a boy, you're like. You'll watch a porn, you know. Oh, yeah, let's watch it. And then you're like, this is getting weird.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Now what do we do?

[A]

Right? Walk her out with our all bricked up.

[B]

We're all bricked up. Yeah. Cool. Dude. I don't got to know what Jimmy's doing. I know what's going on, Jimmy. I know what's going on with Steve. I know what's going on. You know what I'm saying?

[A]

But you're talking about, like, young. Young.

[B]

I'm talking like. Yeah, you're young. Young.

[A]

Yeah. Like not just got your first 20 years.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, 12. You know what I mean?

[A]

No, these are obviously adults meeting up and mastering.

[B]

I think. I think something else is going on.

[A]

Yeah, right. Thank God. He's an excellent.

[B]

Straight up.

[A]

That shit's weird.

[B]

That's very weird.

[A]

Didn't seem normal to me when I read it.

[B]

No, hell, your girlfriends.

[A]

No, no, sure. Yep. That's what I mean. Like, pass me the lotion, you know?

[B]

Oh, God damn, bro.

[A]

It's so. All right. So I have one more. Oh. So this girl, she induced her own lactation so that way she could breastfeed her husband.

[B]

Wait, what a short.

[A]

She induced her own induced lactation.

[B]

So how do you induce lactation stimulation.

[A]

Over long periods of times?

[B]

So she obviously had a baby.

[A]

No, you can stimulate.

[B]

No way.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Are you kidding?

[A]

Swear.

[B]

I'm learning something today.

[A]

So she.

[B]

I do something in your boob every day and eventually come out.

[A]

Yes, yes. So she induced her own lactation so that way she could breastfeed her husband.

[B]

I think your husband's got mommy issues, period. He's Homelander from the boys. If you. Well, you watch the boys, but everyone else who watches the boys, like, Homelander. He's a, he's like, Loves milk. He's weird. He's a creepy guy. He's a cool guy, but he's creepy. Actually, your. Your husband has mommy issues. I also feel that anything that crosses that line, like sexual with.

[A]

Yeah, like, with what?

[B]

You want to fuck your mama?

[A]

What?

[B]

You want to suck your mama's titty? Because that's what it feels.

[A]

You know what I'm saying? Does that make sense?

[B]

Yeah, I'm saying, like, you're, you're crossing sexual lines with, with like parental figures, right?

[A]

Because it says that you can induce lactation without pregnancy by using a combination of hormone therapy, regular nipple stim, sometimes herbs or, or medications you can take. Estrogen, prosterone.

[B]

I have so many questions. More that I have more questions than I do. Like, I mean, how long?

[A]

But I'm sorry to say this, I feel like you both are kind of weird.

[B]

Very weird.

[A]

Yeah, because he's wanting to like mommy by you, and you're like, absolutely.

[B]

So I was thinking, like, I had this idea, kind of like sucked your milk on your title. It's hot.

[A]

That would be a turn off, A major turn off. Be like normal Ed Gein, you know?

[B]

Like, how weird would that be? Like, I, I. First off, I'll be honest. Kudos to the guy, I guess, for being open and honest about what he wants to do. Because I would have kept that to myself for my whole life. I know.

[A]

No, I read that one and I.

[B]

Was like, word that I ever want to suck milk out of a boob? No one ever known that.

[A]

I mean, like, you've died, but not. Yeah, from my tit.

[B]

Whoa.

[A]

Yeah, I've sprayed him in the face with it.

[B]

Now I'm not thinking about the grown man. Look at them all. BB oh, yes. Hot, sexy.

[A]

Yeah. No. Yeah.

[B]

Like, what the. Like, hey, now I'm thinking of a grown man child sucking a boob.

[A]

And it's weird as, like, a little Ed Gein. Not even little. A whole grown ass. Ed Gein. Norman Bates. You know what I mean?

[B]

Wow. Are there any more? Because that's really wild.

[A]

No, those are. Those are the best three that I got.

[B]

Those are the best three?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, wow. They're pretty good.

[A]

Then I had one. Somebody said, like, one time they were walking to their dog and they themselves.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

And I'm like, okay, whatever.

[B]

I was talking like, I wanted some girls.

[A]

I don't know if anybody else added anything either. Let me see.

[B]

Because that's pretty wild, dude.

[A]

I know. But when I read that one, I.

[B]

Was like, that awkward.

[A]

I knew it. I knew that one.

[B]

And I'm talking to my dad. If my wife. If you ever said, hey, babe, you know, we were at whatever and I saw your mom, you know, eating her snot, I would be like, mom, what is wrong with you? You know what I'm saying? I'd be calling that out real quick and actually be concerned.

[A]

Yeah, it's gross. It's definitely gross.

[B]

You don't do that. Sick. Jesus.

[A]

Like, some of these. Yeah, I feel like those are the best ones that I got.

[B]

All right.

[A]

Yeah, he's probably right through, but, yeah, I knew that Booker one was gonna get you.

[B]

No, that stuff doesn't bother me. No, it's. If I see it, and then I'm losing it.

[A]

What about your dad's snot rockets? He always did.

[B]

As a kid. I would. You don't understand.

[A]

He would always do that. Yeah, he would always do that.

[B]

And then I.

[A]

And sometimes it's out of nowhere, and.

[B]

Then I'm looking at. I'm looking at the ground as a kid. Yeah.

[A]

Well, I hope you guys enjoyed some of those juicy, odd, awkward.

[B]

Please send us more, because they're. You people are nuts.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

And I love you.

[A]

I love you.

[B]

Crazy. I think you're weird.

[A]

Some of them I think you're weird.

[B]

You know you're weird. Yeah, because you're talking to me about. You're sending me these things so you know you're weird. You're gonna make finally I can tell someone that my husband sucks my titty for milk. Like you've been waiting for this moment.

[A]

I know you have. So tell somebody that you shot some snot in your father in law stuff.

[B]

Talk to your husband.

[A]

That one was great.

[B]

Tell your husband to tell your dad to stop being a weirdo.

[A]

Knock that off.

[B]

And knock that off.

[A]

Go in the bathroom. Dad.

[B]

No, just don't do that all get her tissue, bro. God sick.

[A]

That one had me dying today. Oh my God, that was so funny. Well, hope you guys enjoyed those anonymous secrets as much as we do. And we love getting them. I think some. It's just some of the we get is crazy.

[B]

All right, let's end the question before we end one more. Okay, you ready? This is only level one. Okay. Level one. Oh. On a scale of one to ten, how open do you feel I am with you?

[A]

Eight.

[B]

Wow, really?

[A]

All right, well, sometimes when you're irritating, you tell me that nothing's wrong. I do know something's wrong. You don't tell me what it is.

[B]

I'm pretty open. I'm pretty honest about.

[A]

Are you?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Maybe that's my own internal stuff then.

[B]

I think sometimes I wish I knew why. You know what I mean? But I'm learning.

[A]

I sense it more than you'd even know.

[B]

No, but I swear to God, after getting my diagnosis of now, it's like helping me. I'm like, all right, like. Because I think before it was like I'm just a freaking psycho, something wrong. You know what I'm saying? So now I'll try to like figure it out. And I. And I'm learning that it's. It has a lot to do with when things are random and out of order. Which three kids. Everything's random. But like I'm trying to like find the pattern a little bit almost to where I could identify it. I think that's it's when it's something super random, loud or like unexpected.

[A]

I guess sometimes in my gut I'm like, he has to like something happened and he's just not telling me.

[B]

No, I. No, something did happen. But like I said, I think before I got get my diagnosis I would be like more self criticizing. Okay. You know you can't control yourself. You crazy.

[A]

Well, that's why you and your stupid brain.

[B]

Or I do that kind of. So instead of being like, okay, what the hell just happened? That would make any sense. You know what I mean? Because before, I wouldn't look at certain things. I'm like, that's not a big deal, but it is for people like me.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Do what I'm saying. Am I making any sense?

[A]

No, you do.

[B]

So after getting it, I'm like, all right. And I. Yeah. I'm finding that that's what it is. Yeah. Or in the middle of something. Or it's like. Or I'm like, really deep diving and reading something and someone's like.

[A]

Well, hey, maybe partially too. Has something to do with my stuff. Always thinking that, well, something's wrong.

[B]

Because your mom growing up.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You. You literally spent your whole life emotionally monitoring. And when you think about it, like, I mean, how do you. You'll probably never be able to erase that out of your personality.

[A]

No, I think I'll always.

[B]

You know what I'm saying?

[A]

I think I truly. I'll always be able to feel people's feelings.

[B]

Because you've learned to do that to survive.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I never would have been able to survive or at least minimize the chaos as much as you did with your mom growing up if you didn't do what you've done. You know what I'm saying?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You. You created that.

[A]

Yeah. So that's what I mean. I think I say eight in the fact of, like. Because in my mind, I feel like, no, he knows what it is. He's just not saying. Saying what he is, what it is. But I think maybe more or less, that's just me feel. Feeling it intensely.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You know what I mean?

[B]

So it's more of like, I know I did something. What I do wrong? What did I do? What did I max this environment up? Did I? Did I?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Or sometimes I've done something better to make the environment not stupid.

[A]

Because even there's even sometimes still where I ask Ty. Like, I'll ask Tyler all the time. Be like, you know, are you happy with me? You know, are you? Like, it's so random. It's, like, weird. Yeah.

[B]

But I get it. Honestly, though, I feel like. And that's from going to therapy, though, because now I know. Okay.

[A]

Obviously, I just need that in that moment to be like, yes, honey, I'm always here. Yeah. Okay, good. Cool.

[B]

And not take it as I'm like, yeah, oh, my God. Nothing's wrong with us. You know what I mean? Or chill the out. You know, it's more or less like.

[A]

Oh, and it's so random. Isn't it, though?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

It's not like I'm ask them every day. They're like, oh. They're like, look, she's so insecure about it. You know what I mean? Okay.

[B]

For one, though, I know you're not alone in that. I know a lot of girls will be like, something's wrong. D. Something wrong.

[A]

It's something you know, or what is wrong? Just period. What happened? Yeah. What's wrong?

[B]

Have. You know, and then they. They internalize it. I mean, come on, dude. I. I mean, I'm pretty sure that's very common.

[A]

Women. Woo. Trauma. But. All right, well, thanks guys, for joining us on this crazy episode.

[B]

I'm so sorry, guys.

[A]

No, it was. It was good. We did an update, we talked about some. And then we did some anonymous questions. I thought it was great. And we laugh. Cried. So I think it was great.

[B]

All right, so maybe every episode, we end our episodes with one of these. And then it'll actually save us a lot.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Endings we have.

[A]

Yeah. Until we run out. Yeah.

[B]

I don't think about it. Okay, maybe. Maybe the little thing. You never know.

[A]

Yeah, No, I like that idea. Well, please make sure you guys like and rate and review our show. And don't forget to join our Patreon, where we post the full video episodes a week after they air.

[B]

Follow us on Instagram.

[A]

Yep, follow us on Instagram.

[B]

Caitlin Tyler's fan page.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Facebook.

[A]

Well, that's Facebook. Yeah, we do have a Facebook. And a lot of people don't think that we run it, but we do. We do. It's the Kate and Tyler's fan page. Caitlin and Tyler's fan page on Facebook. And then on Tick Tock and Instagram, it's Kate and Ty. Break it down. And then obviously a lot of you guys just know our separate Instagrams, but please, yeah, wherever you listen to your podcast, please make sure you guys like and rate and review us. That helps us a lot. And we love you guys and we'll be talking to you guys next week.

[B]

Peace. Bye.

[A]

Stay safe out there.

[B]

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