Podcast Summary: CHEERS! with Avery Woods
Episode: Holiday Madness | Avery + Scotty
Date: December 1, 2025
Guests: Scott (Scotty)
Episode Overview
This holiday edition of CHEERS! with Avery Woods is a fun, uncensored late-night catchup with recurring fan-favorite guest, Scott. Recorded on a relaxed evening after the kids are in bed, Avery and Scott riff over martinis, dive into listeners’ wild holiday horror stories, and play a raucous round of “Truth or Sip.” Expect candid conversation about family, friendships, sex, and celebrity crushes—plus plenty of laughter, tangents, and memorable, unfiltered takes on holiday chaos.
Key Discussion Points & Highlights
1. Setting the Scene, Cozy Vibes & Holiday Chaos
- Avery welcomes listeners, noting the laid-back, cozy spirit (01:00)
- “It’s a holiday week. No one wants to be fucking interviewed for a podcast. This week. Everyone's traveling… it’s a good time for a chill catch-up” — Avery [01:00]
- Both admit to embracing adult fun—a martini for Avery, shots for Scott—as a way to unwind during the holiday madness.
2. Listener “Holiday Horror” Submissions (05:50–13:58)
Avery and Scott read and react to jaw-dropping, hilarious, and sometimes touching holiday disaster stories from listeners:
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Mortifying Home Video Mishap
- A family’s wholesome VHS footage is overwritten by an aunt’s sex tape, shown unwittingly to the whole family.
- “Imagine using a family tape and saying, ‘You know what? I’m gonna record my sex tape on top of that.’” — Avery [06:24]
- “If that happened to me… you would never see me again.” — Scott [06:58]
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Unfiltered Christmas Dinner Comment
- A brother’s wife, a former stripper, blurts: “It’s not who you know, it’s who you blow” during Christmas dinner, leaving the family stunned.
- “That’s straight scripture. I’m sorry. I love her response.” — Avery [07:54]
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Stepsibling Scandal
- One listener’s ex broke up with her for his stepsister, married her, and started a blended family.
- “That’s weird... Incest, you know, I don’t know about that.” — Scott [08:24]
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Drunken Holiday Falls
- Drunk relatives crashing to the floor during Thanksgiving evoke shared memories of Avery’s own mom’s falls and recurring inside jokes about “Armageddon chairs” (09:08–09:56).
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Dementia, “Stolen” Gifts, & Sweetness
- A story about a grandpa with early-onset dementia who shoplifted gifts, which the family later quietly returned.
- “He was just trying to give back to his people. I love that.” — Scott [10:52]
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Pet Problems & Holiday Cheating
- Dog vomit at dinner and one listener pushing her cheating ex (post-ACL surgery) onto his bad leg, then sleeping with his best friend.
- “Am I the bad guy? No, absolutely not.” — Avery [11:46]
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Blended Family Awkwardness
- An invitation to a threesome at Christmas dinner.
- “Christmas is a religious holiday. That’s crazy. At the dinner table is crazy.” — Scott [12:18]
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Parents’ “Corn” Tape
- Another camcorder disaster: discovering parents’ homemade adult video when rewinding Christmas footage.
- “I would… I don’t know what I would do if I ever walked in on my parents or saw a tape. I think that would scar me for life.” — Avery [13:13]
3. Pop Culture & Viral Gossip: Jesse, Demi, and "Fruity Pebbles" (14:09–21:06)
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Avery and Scott dissect a trending online feud involving Jesse and Demi (influencers/reality show figures), including wild allegations about “fruity pebbles” and golden showers.
- “When I saw her story, jaw was on the floor.” — Avery [20:28]
- Both express respect for Jesse’s honesty and call out petty online drama.
- “I’m respectfully team Jesse on this one.” — Avery [19:56]
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Scott’s approach to pop-culture: gets news from Scott, avoids TikTok, and loves YouTube Shorts.
- “I feel like an old person on Facebook because I love YouTube Shorts.” — Scott [21:06]
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Shared love for “Hot Ones” and Keke Palmer/Sean Evans’ chemistry.
- “I want him and Kiki Palmer to get married.” — Scott [21:14]
4. “Truth or Sip” Game: Unfiltered Admission & Hilarious Moments (22:01–46:47)
Notable Questions, Answers & Quotes
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Celebrity Threesome Picks
- “Jacob Elordi’s number one, obviously. That’s the threesome I wouldn’t pass up.” — Avery [22:39]
- “You and I have the same celebrity crush.” — Scott [22:47]
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Kinks and Hard-Nos
- Scott: “I think being tied up would really make me feel claustrophobic and out of control… I don’t like that.” [24:35]
- Avery: “I love it… You have to be with the right person.” [25:37]
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Nonsexual Turn-ons
- Avery: “When a man is stretching or lifting his arms up and you can see his happy trail… I think that is so sexy.” [26:33]
- Scott laughs: “That is a little sexual.” [26:55]
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Price for Doing a Porno
- Scott: “Fifty million… I want to be set for life.” [27:52]
- Avery jokes: “For me? Sixty dollars.” [28:13]
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Fastest Way to “Get Off”
- Avery: “Kiss my neck – absolutely that. Dude, I will full body shakes.” [28:50]
- Avery (later): “If your hands are on my neck and you’re choking slightly, I’m good.” [29:29]
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Naming David’s Penis
- Scott: “I think I’m gonna call him Lord Voldemort.” [30:30]
- Avery: “So many things. I thought you were gonna say Hufflepuff!” [30:51]
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Thirstiest Follows
- Avery: “Manny MUA… He is the most beautiful person on the planet.” [31:47–32:18]
- Scott: “At least once a week I get a screenshot… He just really does it to me.” [31:55]
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Body Part That Makes the Most Money
- Scott: “Probably my tits… That lift is the best thing I’ve ever paid for.” [33:20]
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Random Thoughts During Sex
- Avery: “I’ll literally start thinking about… things for Cheers or chores.” [34:14]
- Scott: “I remember when we were really, really broke… I would stress about finances during sex.” [34:35]
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Little Dick Energy
- Avery and Scott riff:
- "Men who think 'vibrator use' is cheating." [36:00]
- "A man that can't admit when he's wrong: small wiener." [36:00]
- “Men that say they have big dicks? Always small.” — Avery [37:30]
- Scott: “Hard, hard.” [37:55]
- Avery and Scott riff:
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Last Sent Nude
- Avery admits to sending a full-body nude while away on a trip for 72 hours. [38:26]
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Hottest Mario Character
- Avery: “Bowser. You know he’s good. You can’t tell me otherwise. King’s hung.” [41:57]
- “Princess Peach is screaming because the man’s hung.” — Avery [42:17]
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Favorite Post-Sex Snack
- Scott: “Popcorn with kettle corn and ranch seasoning and a couple protein cookies.”
- Avery: “Cheddar Ruffles. Also, Jalapeno Cheetos.” [43:32]
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Weight Loss Journey & Routine
- Candid reflections on body image, working out, and routine changes since becoming a mom.
- “It’s been the first time since having kids that I’ve been able to consistently work out.” — Scott [44:45]
- Avery: “Nothing’s changed. The air is just different here in LA.” [45:35]
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Furry Persona
- Avery: “A sloth. No, maybe a panda. Kung Fu Panda specifically.” [46:01]
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Sex with “Questionable” Celebs
- Avery: “Willem Dafoe. The Green Goblin.” [47:15]
- Scott: “Will Ferrell… only because he’s so funny.” [47:41]
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Sexual Awakening Cartoon
- Avery: “Danny Phantom, that show truly was my gay awakening.” [48:20]
- Scott: “I think mine was Sailor Moon.” [48:53]
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Describe Worst Sex in Three Words
- Scott: “Small. Couldn’t feel it.” [49:10]
- Avery: “Quick. Stinky. Horrible.” [49:20]
Memorable Quotes (with Timestamps)
- “We didn’t work this hard just to not enjoy ourselves.” — Scott [03:05]
- “Sometimes blood is not thicker than water. You can choose your family, and we’re here for you.” — Scott [03:52]
- “If that happened to me… you would never see me again.” — Scott [06:58]
- “Being an adult is just making excuses to get drunk.” — Both, paraphrased throughout
- “Bowser… you know he’s good. King’s hung.” — Avery [42:10]
- “Men that say they have big dicks? Always small.” — Avery [37:32]
Key Timestamps
- 05:50 – Holiday horror stories begin
- 14:09 – “Truth or Sip” game starts
- 19:34 – Discussion about Jesse vs Demi online drama
- 22:01 – Truth or Sip questions: celebrity crushes, sex topics, and more
- 41:57 – “Which Super Mario character is the hottest?” segment
- 43:32 – Favorite post-sex snacks & weight loss/health chat
- 46:01 – Furry persona question
- 47:15 – “Questionable” celebrity sex confessions
- 48:20 – Cartoon sexual awakening
- 49:10 – Describing bad sex in three words
- 49:37 – Wrap-up and sendoff
Tone & Takeaways
The tone is candid, hilarious, and often raunchy—with Avery and Scott’s chemistry providing warmth and wit. Sex and relationship disclosures, goofy pop-culture hot takes, and raw listener stories make this a quintessential CHEERS! special. Both hosts create a safe, supportive space for listeners navigating the chaos of holidays, relationships, and adult life.
Perfect for: Fans who love honest, unfiltered banter on all things family, holidays, sex, and pop culture, or anyone needing laughs and a sense of community amid the holiday stress.