holiday madness | avery + scotty

Summary

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Podcast Summary: CHEERS! with Avery Woods

Episode: Holiday Madness | Avery + Scotty
Date: December 1, 2025
Guests: Scott (Scotty)

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Episode Overview

This holiday edition of CHEERS! with Avery Woods is a fun, uncensored late-night catchup with recurring fan-favorite guest, Scott. Recorded on a relaxed evening after the kids are in bed, Avery and Scott riff over martinis, dive into listeners’ wild holiday horror stories, and play a raucous round of “Truth or Sip.” Expect candid conversation about family, friendships, sex, and celebrity crushes—plus plenty of laughter, tangents, and memorable, unfiltered takes on holiday chaos.

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Key Discussion Points & Highlights

1. Setting the Scene, Cozy Vibes & Holiday Chaos

• Avery welcomes listeners, noting the laid-back, cozy spirit (01:00)
  • “It’s a holiday week. No one wants to be fucking interviewed for a podcast. This week. Everyone's traveling… it’s a good time for a chill catch-up” — Avery [01:00]
• Both admit to embracing adult fun—a martini for Avery, shots for Scott—as a way to unwind during the holiday madness.

2. Listener “Holiday Horror” Submissions (05:50–13:58)

Avery and Scott read and react to jaw-dropping, hilarious, and sometimes touching holiday disaster stories from listeners:

• Mortifying Home Video Mishap

  • A family’s wholesome VHS footage is overwritten by an aunt’s sex tape, shown unwittingly to the whole family.
  • “Imagine using a family tape and saying, ‘You know what? I’m gonna record my sex tape on top of that.’” — Avery [06:24]
  • “If that happened to me… you would never see me again.” — Scott [06:58]

• Unfiltered Christmas Dinner Comment

  • A brother’s wife, a former stripper, blurts: “It’s not who you know, it’s who you blow” during Christmas dinner, leaving the family stunned.
  • “That’s straight scripture. I’m sorry. I love her response.” — Avery [07:54]

• Stepsibling Scandal

  • One listener’s ex broke up with her for his stepsister, married her, and started a blended family.
  • “That’s weird... Incest, you know, I don’t know about that.” — Scott [08:24]

• Drunken Holiday Falls

  • Drunk relatives crashing to the floor during Thanksgiving evoke shared memories of Avery’s own mom’s falls and recurring inside jokes about “Armageddon chairs” (09:08–09:56).

• Dementia, “Stolen” Gifts, & Sweetness

  • A story about a grandpa with early-onset dementia who shoplifted gifts, which the family later quietly returned.
  • “He was just trying to give back to his people. I love that.” — Scott [10:52]

• Pet Problems & Holiday Cheating

  • Dog vomit at dinner and one listener pushing her cheating ex (post-ACL surgery) onto his bad leg, then sleeping with his best friend.
  • “Am I the bad guy? No, absolutely not.” — Avery [11:46]

• Blended Family Awkwardness

  • An invitation to a threesome at Christmas dinner.
  • “Christmas is a religious holiday. That’s crazy. At the dinner table is crazy.” — Scott [12:18]

• Parents’ “Corn” Tape

  • Another camcorder disaster: discovering parents’ homemade adult video when rewinding Christmas footage.
  • “I would… I don’t know what I would do if I ever walked in on my parents or saw a tape. I think that would scar me for life.” — Avery [13:13]

3. Pop Culture & Viral Gossip: Jesse, Demi, and "Fruity Pebbles" (14:09–21:06)

• Avery and Scott dissect a trending online feud involving Jesse and Demi (influencers/reality show figures), including wild allegations about “fruity pebbles” and golden showers.

  • “When I saw her story, jaw was on the floor.” — Avery [20:28]
  • Both express respect for Jesse’s honesty and call out petty online drama.
  • “I’m respectfully team Jesse on this one.” — Avery [19:56]

• Scott’s approach to pop-culture: gets news from Scott, avoids TikTok, and loves YouTube Shorts.

  • “I feel like an old person on Facebook because I love YouTube Shorts.” — Scott [21:06]

• Shared love for “Hot Ones” and Keke Palmer/Sean Evans’ chemistry.

  • “I want him and Kiki Palmer to get married.” — Scott [21:14]

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4. “Truth or Sip” Game: Unfiltered Admission & Hilarious Moments (22:01–46:47)

Notable Questions, Answers & Quotes

• Celebrity Threesome Picks

  • “Jacob Elordi’s number one, obviously. That’s the threesome I wouldn’t pass up.” — Avery [22:39]
  • “You and I have the same celebrity crush.” — Scott [22:47]

• Kinks and Hard-Nos

  • Scott: “I think being tied up would really make me feel claustrophobic and out of control… I don’t like that.” [24:35]
  • Avery: “I love it… You have to be with the right person.” [25:37]

• Nonsexual Turn-ons

  • Avery: “When a man is stretching or lifting his arms up and you can see his happy trail… I think that is so sexy.” [26:33]
  • Scott laughs: “That is a little sexual.” [26:55]

• Price for Doing a Porno

  • Scott: “Fifty million… I want to be set for life.” [27:52]
  • Avery jokes: “For me? Sixty dollars.” [28:13]

• Fastest Way to “Get Off”

  • Avery: “Kiss my neck – absolutely that. Dude, I will full body shakes.” [28:50]
  • Avery (later): “If your hands are on my neck and you’re choking slightly, I’m good.” [29:29]

• Naming David’s Penis

  • Scott: “I think I’m gonna call him Lord Voldemort.” [30:30]
  • Avery: “So many things. I thought you were gonna say Hufflepuff!” [30:51]

• Thirstiest Follows

  • Avery: “Manny MUA… He is the most beautiful person on the planet.” [31:47–32:18]
  • Scott: “At least once a week I get a screenshot… He just really does it to me.” [31:55]

• Body Part That Makes the Most Money

  • Scott: “Probably my tits… That lift is the best thing I’ve ever paid for.” [33:20]

• Random Thoughts During Sex

  • Avery: “I’ll literally start thinking about… things for Cheers or chores.” [34:14]
  • Scott: “I remember when we were really, really broke… I would stress about finances during sex.” [34:35]

• Little Dick Energy

  • Avery and Scott riff:
    • "Men who think 'vibrator use' is cheating." [36:00]
    • "A man that can't admit when he's wrong: small wiener." [36:00]
    • “Men that say they have big dicks? Always small.” — Avery [37:30]
  • Scott: “Hard, hard.” [37:55]

• Last Sent Nude

  • Avery admits to sending a full-body nude while away on a trip for 72 hours. [38:26]

• Hottest Mario Character

  • Avery: “Bowser. You know he’s good. You can’t tell me otherwise. King’s hung.” [41:57]
  • “Princess Peach is screaming because the man’s hung.” — Avery [42:17]

• Favorite Post-Sex Snack

  • Scott: “Popcorn with kettle corn and ranch seasoning and a couple protein cookies.”
  • Avery: “Cheddar Ruffles. Also, Jalapeno Cheetos.” [43:32]

• Weight Loss Journey & Routine

  • Candid reflections on body image, working out, and routine changes since becoming a mom.
  • “It’s been the first time since having kids that I’ve been able to consistently work out.” — Scott [44:45]
  • Avery: “Nothing’s changed. The air is just different here in LA.” [45:35]

• Furry Persona

  • Avery: “A sloth. No, maybe a panda. Kung Fu Panda specifically.” [46:01]

• Sex with “Questionable” Celebs

  • Avery: “Willem Dafoe. The Green Goblin.” [47:15]
  • Scott: “Will Ferrell… only because he’s so funny.” [47:41]

• Sexual Awakening Cartoon

  • Avery: “Danny Phantom, that show truly was my gay awakening.” [48:20]
  • Scott: “I think mine was Sailor Moon.” [48:53]

• Describe Worst Sex in Three Words

  • Scott: “Small. Couldn’t feel it.” [49:10]
  • Avery: “Quick. Stinky. Horrible.” [49:20]

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Memorable Quotes (with Timestamps)

• “We didn’t work this hard just to not enjoy ourselves.” — Scott [03:05]
• “Sometimes blood is not thicker than water. You can choose your family, and we’re here for you.” — Scott [03:52]
• “If that happened to me… you would never see me again.” — Scott [06:58]
• “Being an adult is just making excuses to get drunk.” — Both, paraphrased throughout
• “Bowser… you know he’s good. King’s hung.” — Avery [42:10]
• “Men that say they have big dicks? Always small.” — Avery [37:32]

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Key Timestamps

• 05:50 – Holiday horror stories begin
• 14:09 – “Truth or Sip” game starts
• 19:34 – Discussion about Jesse vs Demi online drama
• 22:01 – Truth or Sip questions: celebrity crushes, sex topics, and more
• 41:57 – “Which Super Mario character is the hottest?” segment
• 43:32 – Favorite post-sex snacks & weight loss/health chat
• 46:01 – Furry persona question
• 47:15 – “Questionable” celebrity sex confessions
• 48:20 – Cartoon sexual awakening
• 49:10 – Describing bad sex in three words
• 49:37 – Wrap-up and sendoff

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Tone & Takeaways

The tone is candid, hilarious, and often raunchy—with Avery and Scott’s chemistry providing warmth and wit. Sex and relationship disclosures, goofy pop-culture hot takes, and raw listener stories make this a quintessential CHEERS! special. Both hosts create a safe, supportive space for listeners navigating the chaos of holidays, relationships, and adult life.

Perfect for: Fans who love honest, unfiltered banter on all things family, holidays, sex, and pop culture, or anyone needing laughs and a sense of community amid the holiday stress.

Transcript

[Avery Woods]

Oh, hey, welcome to gift wrapping.

[Scott]

Whoa.

[Avery Woods]

So is Saldana.

[Scott]

Hey, can you wrap these, please?

[Avery Woods]

Wow. IPhone 17s. You splurged. At T Mobile. You can get four iPhone 17s on them.

[Scott]

The new center stage front camera is.

[Avery Woods]

Amazing for group selfies. It's the perfect gift for everyone. I'm the worst. I only got my mom a robe.

[Scott]

Well, it's better than socks.

[Avery Woods]

So I have to trade in my old phone, right?

[Scott]

No, AT T mobile. There's no trade ins needed when you switch. Keep your old phone or give it as a gift.

[Avery Woods]

Incredible.

[Scott]

In fact, wrap up my old phone too for my aunt Rosa. Forget that. Aunt Liz will be jealous.

[Avery Woods]

Sounds like my family drama. Oh, I got it.

[Scott]

I'll give it to my abuela. I'll take reindeer paper with. Hey, where are you going?

[Avery Woods]

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[Scott]

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[Avery Woods]

People were unhinged.

[Scott]

You guys have really experienced some during the holiday, so we're gonna go over that and then Scott Bought a game. That's like a truth or sip game. So I've got a dirty martini behind me that Big D made me. Scott's got some shots, and we're either gonna answer the questions or we're gonna get liddy.

[Avery Woods]

Sounds great.

[Scott]

I feel like either way, I'll just be sipping my martini anyway.

[Avery Woods]

100. Where I don't get a light buzz.

[Scott]

I don't know why we have to, like, make an excuse to get drunk by using a game.

[Avery Woods]

100. We're adults.

[Scott]

Yeah. I.

[Avery Woods]

Sue me. God forbid a girl has a hobby.

[Scott]

Also, it's Tuesday evening. The kids don't have school tomorrow. It's literally a weekend.

[Avery Woods]

It's true.

[Scott]

It's an extended weekend. True. So I don't really care. It's Tuesday night.

[Avery Woods]

I know. That's right.

[Scott]

You listen. Listen. We didn't work this hard just to not enjoy ourselves. Remember when people gave me for hiring my best friend?

[Avery Woods]

Oh. All the time.

[Scott]

And look at us now.

[Avery Woods]

And comfy.

[Scott]

We're sitting. Literally, we're sitting comfy, and we're just getting started.

[Avery Woods]

Oh, absolutely.

[Scott]

Period. All right, well, do we start with.

[Avery Woods]

The questions or the submissions?

[Scott]

Yeah, I feel like we should. You have them on the work phone, right?

[Avery Woods]

Yep.

[Scott]

Oh, my God. I'm so excited. I'm. I'm literally already gonna start sipping my martini.

[Avery Woods]

Please. Do you want to start?

[Scott]

Oh, are we. Are we reading them back and forth? No, you read the first one.

[Avery Woods]

Okay.

[Scott]

I'm so excited.

[Avery Woods]

Oh, God, there's. We have so many that are. Because we told people to be unhinged. Gossipy drama.

[Scott]

Yeah.

[Avery Woods]

And they gave. They gave it.

[Scott]

They really did. Our audience isn't boring. That's for sure. Also, cheers, everyone. And happy Thanksgiving to you guys. I hope you enjoy your holidays. I hope they're going smooth for you. I know Thanksgiving and holidays can be really hard for people because it's a family holiday, and I understand that. We all have in our family, and it's. It can be rough. So sometimes blood is not thicker than water. You can choose your family, and we're here for you. We got it. So I hope you guys enjoy yourselves. We'll hang out with you 100%. We will drink a martini with you. And you sit down, be fat and happy, and eat your food. Even if it's Panda Express. Who gives a. You know we up some panda. One thing about Scott and I, times before flights. Why is that our thing?

[Avery Woods]

Which is diabolical, because we had long flights and we said, let's get some Panda Express.

[Scott]

Do you remember the last time we got ch orange chicken and you blew up that first class bathroom on that flight?

[Avery Woods]

It's very real.

[Scott]

I take Scott on this flight. We're in first class thanks to the brand we were with, by the way. And he's gone for a while. Like I knew as soon as he got up and it had been a while, but then he comes back and I see sweat dripping down his.

[Avery Woods]

Okay, I'm sorry. You were sitting in a literal porta potty in there. It is so tiny and I'm. I'm having massive diarrhea from this Panda express. Keep in mind I got a plate. So I was eating good.

[Scott]

But the best part is that you came out and you like try to make excuses of why you're gone for someone. You're like, I was sending photos to this guy. I said, that doesn't take 30 minutes. And I.

[Avery Woods]

30 minutes is crazy.

[Scott]

As soon as you sat down, I looked you and I said, everyone knows. I hope you know that every single person staring you because they know.

[Avery Woods]

I feel like everyone took a long pause before they went into that. They said, we'll just give it some time.

[Scott]

Yeah. They said, someone Febreze it or I'm going to wait at least 30 minutes before entering.

[Avery Woods]

And we were literally in the first row.

[Scott]

Yeah. Seat one, which is the worst. There's no place to put your bag.

[Avery Woods]

Oh, God, don't give me.

[Scott]

Don't get me started us complaining about first class. All right.

[Avery Woods]

Okay. We're starting off with a banger.

[Scott]

Oh, I'm scared.

[Avery Woods]

When I was a kid, we would gather at my great grandparents house for all holidays and watch old home movies. One holiday, my great grandpa put a video, put a video in the VCR and it went from a lovely movie to a sex tape to a sex tape his daughter, my aunt, had recorded over. Our entire family was in the room.

[Scott]

Oh my God. So they were supposed to be watching.

[Avery Woods]

Like a home video.

[Scott]

Feel good home videos. And it was her aunt sex tape.

[Avery Woods]

She had recorded over a family memory. Imagine using a family memory tape and saying, you know what? I'm my sex tape on top of that.

[Scott]

Dude, you know what I can't get over is like people using like VHS videotapes to record themselves having sex.

[Avery Woods]

And like, when was that?

[Scott]

They don't have like the viewfinder, so it's like they're just guessing. They have no idea what the angle's looking like, the lighting.

[Avery Woods]

I mean, but hey, look at Kim Kardashian.

[Scott]

You know What?

[Avery Woods]

I respect VHS.

[Scott]

I 100 respect that. And I mean mortifying. I.

[Avery Woods]

If that happened to me, I. You would never see me again. Now my family would. I would go missing completely. You would not see me.

[Scott]

The thought of my father watching that of me is. Makes me sick. It makes me. And I'm a 30 year old grown woman with children. No, you couldn't pay me a million dollars for that to happen. Maybe 5 million.

[Avery Woods]

But I said, well, really?

[Scott]

Oof.

[Avery Woods]

Yeah, that is rough.

[Scott]

All right. My very Christian boyfriend came over for Christmas dinner. However, my bro brother's wife used to be a stripper and she's got a loud unfiltered mouth. So at the dinner table she said to my boyfriend, quote, oh, well, it's not who you know, it's who you blow. End quote. My mom nearly choked and everyone went silent. I'm gonna be honest, I'm not mad about that quote.

[Avery Woods]

That's straight scripture that. I'm sorry. I love her response. I would have, I would have dinner with her.

[Scott]

I'm gonna put that one in my back pocket and use it for later. I'm gonna be honest with you.

[Avery Woods]

It's not who you know, it's who you blow, bro. My ex boyfriend of three years broke up with me five days before Christmas completely out of the blue. Found out after that he cheated on me with his stepsister and started dating her. Not even two weeks after he dumped me. And then he married her four months later, I'm with someone. Amazing.

[Scott]

Now though, how the do you marry your stepsister? Like, that's weird. I get it's not blood relation, but that's weird. Incest, you know, I don't know about that.

[Avery Woods]

This feels wrong.

[Scott]

Yeah, something's weird there.

[Avery Woods]

I'm gonna get the step brother. Bye. But I just don't have step siblings, so I don't really know how like I would feel about it.

[Scott]

Yeah, that's an incestual thing. You know, like family holidays.

[Avery Woods]

Brings out the best of us.

[Scott]

It's weird. A few years ago when we sat down for Thanksgiving dinner, my dad was hammered and went to sit in his spot. Right before we said grace and he was sitting, he snapped the leg of the chair off and fell on the ground in front of everyone. It was hilarious.

[Avery Woods]

This happened to my mom, Lisa. She's fallen so many times out of.

[Scott]

Chairs, God bless her.

[Avery Woods]

She poor thing just loses her equilibrium and just falls. And here's she's. She fell. We were at a beach house one time in California and we were sitting on like these like really, those really Cheap white plastic chairs that, like, everyone has, like, on their arm.

[Scott]

Armageddon chairs. What are they called? Run a doctor.

[Avery Woods]

Adirondack. Armageddon? Is that what you said?

[Scott]

You know exactly what I meant.

[Avery Woods]

I. I was gonna say names.

[Scott]

A chair. Adirondack.

[Avery Woods]

No, don't get me started. Let's talk about things I hate. Schmear. What a dumbass word. Ew. I hate that.

[Scott]

Anyways, Armageddon chairs. Number two.

[Avery Woods]

Armageddon.

[Scott]

Still those three sips of martini. I'm already gone.

[Avery Woods]

As you should be. What are we talking about? Oh, she just. Oh, there was a ledge and she was. Her. Her chair was right by it and she was scooting, scooting. Queen went back, legs went in the air and she gets up completely.

[Scott]

She okay. You know, she went to the bat bathroom to cry.

[Avery Woods]

100. You know, she has her pain.

[Scott]

Well, oh, I've totally done. I've stubbed my toe. I'm like, no, I'm totally fine. Go to the bathroom. Sobs.

[Avery Woods]

Oh, absolutely. Yeah, that's what the bathroom's for, though. My grandpa had early onset dementia and we went Christmas shopping and so sorry. When we went Christmas shopping, he stole a bunch of stuff without any of us noticing and gave it to us for Christmas. We opened the gifts in front of each other and started realizing it was all of the stolen stuff. We pretended we didn't know, but ended up returning it later on. Lol. Did he realize he was stealing it?

[Scott]

No, he had no idea.

[Avery Woods]

She makes me heartbroken.

[Scott]

Oh, that's really sweet. You know what, though? It's a thought that counts. Do you know what I'm saying? Like, he didn't know what he was doing. He was just trying to give back to his people. I love that. Christmas Eve and my whole family decided to celebrate at Grandma's. We sat down in the formal living room to eat. As I was eating, I felt something sludgy under my foot, but didn't pay much attention to it. Five minutes later, my parents dog threw up everywhere. And I got up from my seat, my foot was covered in. Now that'll piss you off.

[Avery Woods]

Oh, immediately. Thanksgiving dinner too.

[Scott]

I know that texture. Nasty.

[Avery Woods]

Ew. And the smell. You're all eating ruined dinner. Oh, dinner ruined. Found out my ex was cheating on me while he was recovering from his ACL surgery. So I pushed him onto his bad leg and his best friend in Puerto Rico a week later. Am I the bad guy? No, absolutely not.

[Scott]

I love that you did both of these things in different situations. Push him down and then Said I'm your best friend.

[Avery Woods]

Your friend.

[Scott]

Yeah.

[Avery Woods]

And people are like, your mom. It's not your friend.

[Scott]

No. Yeah. 100. We had our first and last blended family Christmas, and my mom's partner's son invited my sister to have a threesome with him and his wife while we were all at the table eating Christmas Eve dinner.

[Avery Woods]

We love a casual conversation on the dinner table.

[Scott]

Christmas is a religious holiday. That's crazy. At the dinner table is crazy.

[Avery Woods]

Oh, I've heard. I hear some whack things at the table. I feel like that's when people are the most unhinged. I don't know why.

[Scott]

Especially when liquor's flowing.

[Avery Woods]

Oh, oh.

[Scott]

Don't get me started about a fancy influencer dinner. When the liquor's flowing, these people open their mouths. It's crazy. The I have heard, and I'm like, 100. You have a lot of trust and confidence in everyone sitting here right now.

[Avery Woods]

I was 13. Re watching our Christmas camcorder footage after we opened gifts.

[Scott]

Oh, no.

[Avery Woods]

And instead found a homemade corn video of my parents. They use corn so they don't get flag right. I closed that. I think the camcorder got whiplash.

[Scott]

What? What's the last sentence?

[Avery Woods]

I closed that thing so close. My camcorder got whiplash. I. I would. I don't know what I would do if I ever walked in on my parents or saw a tape. I think that would scar me for life. I don't know what's worse, like them seeing me or me seeing them.

[Scott]

I'm honestly shocked that none of your siblings, because you have so many of them, have never walked in on your parents and my siblings have.

[Avery Woods]

I never have.

[Scott]

I know your parents get freaky with it because they've had so many children and they're youthful and they're so hot and young. I love that for them. The Mormons, they really drink a different water, you know? Again, another VHS porno. These people are. No.

[Avery Woods]

All these holidays, I thank God we never go through our vhs. We have. My parents have boxes and boxes of our, like, home videos and everything. I want to so badly, like, take them because, like, you can see my name on them. I'm way too scared now. God.

[Scott]

Okay, enough about your guys's holiday juiciness. We're going to play a game and expose our juiciness. Oh, yeah, I said that. Oh, okay.

[Avery Woods]

Words are hard.

[Scott]

Listen, I'm a little distracted because of the drama going on with Jesse. And to me.

[Avery Woods]

No, dude, the Jesse story. Everything, absolutely everything she said, you know, we're putting this out there.

[Scott]

Cupfuls. I've never met Demi, but I did meet Jesse and hang out with her in LA Vegas. And she was lovely.

[Avery Woods]

Great.

[Scott]

Um, she was absolutely amazing. But that tease. Fucking piping, dude. I was dying. I thought the fruity pebble thing was him dipping his nuts. Because you know how when you have.

[Avery Woods]

Like, kind of somewhat like, moist.

[Scott]

Yeah, like a little bit of, like, moistness and like, you know, if he dips in, like, it's going to stick. So I think that that's like, the lore that everyone was saying that she was, like, eating it all, you know.

[Avery Woods]

Eating it off of some body part.

[Scott]

In what way does Fruity Pebbles have to do with urine? Do you like. No.

[Avery Woods]

He pee in a bowl of Fruity Pebbles.

[Scott]

No, she said couples.

[Avery Woods]

Well, people are calling it the golden shower gate.

[Scott]

Okay. But yes, a golden shower is a golden shower. But like, Fruity Pebbles. And like, is it the color of the milk?

[Avery Woods]

No. Or it was probably because it tasted like Fruity Pebbles. Her pass.

[Scott]

Why would that. Was she drinking? No.

[Avery Woods]

Like her. When he was drinking her pee. It probably tastes like Fruity Pebbles.

[Scott]

There's no way pee would fudgeing tastes like Fruity Pebbles.

[Avery Woods]

I don't know that she got chemicals in it. So I'm like, that probably going right through you. Genuinely.

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[Avery Woods]

Think about it. What's your take on the whole situation? Yeah, I think Jesse has every right to stand up for herself. I'm sorry. Like, she has been very, like, classy, like, very good decorum about a lot.

[Scott]

Of things and has owned up to all of her, like, immediately owned up to everything. So honest.

[Avery Woods]

I'm respectfully team Jesse on this one.

[Scott]

Which is really hard to do, by the way.

[Avery Woods]

Oh, and be vulnerable on a show where, like, you're going through a very messy, like, separation.

[Scott]

Yeah.

[Avery Woods]

Like, it is. And they, both of them, both her Android, were both very honest on camera, which I have massive respect for. That's very uncomfortable to talk about and have be public forever. Like, your kids are gonna see it. Like, it's like, that's a lot. So respect for her. But I think some of Demi's jobs are a little low.

[Scott]

Yeah, I agree.

[Avery Woods]

So she has every right.

[Scott]

But the tea of the fruity pebbles is crazy.

[Avery Woods]

When I saw her story, jaw was on the floor.

[Scott]

The funniest part is I don't scroll my for you page and quite literally never know what's going on in the world. Scott tells me these things, so I'm.

[Avery Woods]

Like, your pop culture. Like, I'll call you immediately.

[Scott]

He fills me in, and I'm like, what the did you just.

[Avery Woods]

I think that's where, like, I. I, like, I kind of love it because I'm like, get to share the juiciest stuff with you and get your reaction, and it's wonderful.

[Scott]

And then because I don't want to scroll on Tik Tok or search anything, I go on YouTube shorts and I search whatever. It's a safe space for me. Yeah, I love YouTube shorts. God, I feel like a old person on Facebook because I love YouTube shorts.

[Avery Woods]

No, I don't think that's a bad thing. YouTube's hip.

[Scott]

I also just love hot ones.

[Avery Woods]

Oh, my God, I could watch that for hours.

[Scott]

Sean Evans has a special place in my heart. I want to take that guy to lunch one day. Not in a romantic way. Don't get out of hand with your assumptions. But, like, also, I want him and Kiki Palmer to get married.

[Avery Woods]

100. They had such a connection. I'm sorry. You cannot tell me otherwise.

[Scott]

The chemistry was crazy.

[Avery Woods]

Absolutely was crazy. They didn't he, like, talk about it too in another interview?

[Scott]

Yes. He said it was. She. She was, like, his biggest crush.

[Avery Woods]

They should get married.

[Scott]

Oh, my God.

[Avery Woods]

Imagine marrying Kiki Palmer. She's a. I think she's so hot.

[Scott]

He's such a icon.

[Avery Woods]

I love her.

[Scott]

I could not have the twist far enough back to grab this martini. I almost broke my back doing that.

[Avery Woods]

Is it good, though?

[Scott]

So dirty. Okay, should we play this game?

[Avery Woods]

Let's do it. Oh, my God. Some of these are really scary.

[Scott]

Also, I hope this is not lame, because we literally just bought this. We've never played it.

[Avery Woods]

That is true.

[Scott]

Basically, it's truth or sips. You can either answer the question or take a sip of alcohol. In Scott's case, a shot of alcohol. I'm already almost done with my martini.

[Avery Woods]

So I need to catch up. I'm just gonna start taking shots. Even if I want to answer the question, I'll answer it and take a shot.

[Scott]

Okay.

[Avery Woods]

I love that.

[Scott]

Are you ready?

[Avery Woods]

No.

[Scott]

Sip or spill? Is that what the.

[Avery Woods]

It's called Truth or set?

[Scott]

Yeah. I already suck at this. All right. Truth or sip? Which two celebrities would you at the same time?

[Avery Woods]

Oh, my God. I will answer that and I will take a shot. In a dream scenario. Jacob Elordi's number one, obviously. He will be one of them in a heartbeat.

[Scott]

I love that you and I have the number one same celebrity crush.

[Avery Woods]

Is perfect. You can't tell me otherwise.

[Scott]

That's the threesome I wouldn't pass up.

[Avery Woods]

Never.

[Scott]

You and Jacob. Oh, I know you wouldn't want to touch, but I'd want.

[Avery Woods]

Honestly, like, that's such a. Such a flag.

[Scott]

And I would say that in front of David, by the way.

[Avery Woods]

You know, David would laugh at that joke. Yeah, he 100% Jacob Elordi and Scott Eastwood. I know.

[Scott]

Obsessed with Scott Eastwood. He's such a pretty boy.

[Avery Woods]

I know, but that's. He's perfect. He's a cowboy. Here's. I think I like his version in the Longest Ride. Like, I love his cowboy. So, like, that's what I think about.

[Scott]

Did you mean the one and only movie he ever starred in? Okay.

[Avery Woods]

He was in, like, a couple other, like, good ones.

[Scott]

Okay. Two more.

[Avery Woods]

Pacific Rim.

[Scott]

Never heard of it.

[Avery Woods]

Pacific Rim 2. Oh, no. What?

[Scott]

And it can't be.

[Avery Woods]

And those got 8% on rotten tomatoes. All right, give me the pile.

[Scott]

No, you still have to take a shot. Scott's drinking whiskey because he's sick in the head. Who takes shots of whiskey? Well, I guess I do in green tea shots. Because isn't that whiskey? Gin?

[Avery Woods]

No. I think it is whiskey.

[Scott]

Okay. Is gin whiskey?

[Avery Woods]

No, don't ask me. I was Mormon.

[Scott]

God, I suck.

[Avery Woods]

Okay. And it's room temperature, so it's not really like.

[Scott]

Oh, wait, Jonas. To shake it for you.

[Avery Woods]

No, it's okay.

[Scott]

Okay. You got it.

[Avery Woods]

Forever.

[Scott]

You got it.

[Avery Woods]

Oh, oh, I forget. Jack Daniels and Fireball are same. Are you ready to get exposed now?

[Scott]

No, but let me grab my martini. Actually, what questions don't I ever answer? I don't give a.

[Avery Woods]

What is one kink. That would be a hard no for you.

[Scott]

I think being tied up really make me feel really claustrophobic and, like, out of control.

[Avery Woods]

I get that.

[Scott]

And, like, David is such a gentle giant. He would never, like, want to make me scared.

[Avery Woods]

Totally.

[Scott]

Because we've kind of talked about that. And I told him, like, that. I think that would make me feel really claustrophobic and, like, not in control of my own body. Like, almost paranoid panic. And I know he would immediately stop if I had asked him to, but for him, he was like, see, it's hard for me to, like, even get into it or be turned on if I know that you're uncomfortable.

[Avery Woods]

Totally.

[Scott]

But I think I just, like, have always had, like, claustrophobia or, like, being restrained like that. I don't like that.

[Avery Woods]

No, that's.

[Scott]

That's hard for me, especially when it's something so intimate, like sex. If I couldn't, like, control my arms or legs, I don't know why that makes me feel really nervous, but I get that.

[Avery Woods]

I love it.

[Scott]

I know you do.

[Avery Woods]

I feel like you have to be with the right person. You have to feel very safe to feel restricted.

[Scott]

But I do feel safe, so safe with David. I just. I don't know why. I don't know if it's because I have, like, claustrophobia in general. I don't know what it is.

[Avery Woods]

Oh, yeah, no, you definitely have claustrophobia. For sure. I mean, it's also just, like. It's a feeling of.

[Scott]

That's weird.

[Avery Woods]

Oh, lightweight.

[Scott]

What nonsexual thing always makes you horny?

[Avery Woods]

So many things. No, truly, like, it's so funny to me is, like, that is, like.

[Scott]

Scott does this thing where if he sees a man doing something completely non sexual, he'll literally be like, no. Slightly calming himself down. I'm like, get a hold of himself.

[Avery Woods]

I'm like, here. The one thing that I think a lot of people will agree with is I think one of the sexiest things. It's not sexual in the slightest is when a man is either stretching or lifting his arms up and the little portion of the bottom of his stomach shows where, like, you can see his happy trail and, like, his underwear line. I think that is so sexy. I don't know why that's really sexy.

[Scott]

But that is a little sexual.

[Avery Woods]

Is it sexual, like, even if they're just stretching and, like, you see a.

[Scott]

Little pee, if you can see their undies in their stomach.

[Avery Woods]

Okay, fine. I hope so many things. Backwards hat. Easy makes me immediately turned on. Cowboy hat, cowboy boots. I'm in.

[Scott]

Okay.

[Avery Woods]

Count me in. I like this one. Holy. This is perfect. Because I'm actually curious myself. Every. I always say is, everyone has a price. Everybody has a price. How much money would you need to get paid to star in a porno? And it could be with David.

[Scott]

So to start a porno with my own husband. How much money for that to be public? That's what I have a problem with. It's like imagining that many people, such a vulnerable state. I'll be honest with you. 50 million.

[Avery Woods]

I thought you say $50 for a second. I said, Honey, 50 million.

[Scott]

50 million.

[Avery Woods]

I. I love that. I love that answer.

[Scott]

I'm okay right now. I'm doing fine.

[Avery Woods]

Where I feel like you'd be able to just be like, peace out.

[Scott]

Even 20 million. I'm like, not enough.

[Avery Woods]

No.

[Scott]

I want to be set for life.

[Avery Woods]

I love that you have to work ever again.

[Scott]

Yep. I'm like. Because you know what I do. Release that, never come back online again.

[Avery Woods]

Lead it, and go live in a area where no one's around. 100 for me. $60.

[Scott]

You said that's a week's worth of Chipotle.

[Avery Woods]

I said not much for me.

[Scott]

No, I get it. Name the thing that someone could do to you to get you off fast as. Take a shot.

[Avery Woods]

Because I really think it's so stupid.

[Scott]

What is it? Neck kissing.

[Avery Woods]

Oh, I'm done in seconds. If you kiss my neck. 100. Absolutely that. Dude, I will. Full body shakes. I don't know what it is. My neck is so beyond sensitive.

[Scott]

That's why you're always covered in hickeys.

[Avery Woods]

Why do you think I love them so much like that? It is. I don't know. I feel like my is on my neck. Like it is crazy to me because so much sensation. Don't know what it is.

[Scott]

Crazy statement.

[Avery Woods]

What does one have to say?

[Scott]

No.

[Avery Woods]

Oh, do.

[Scott]

Yeah. What's something. Name a thing that someone could do to you to get you off fast as. Say it. Say it.

[Avery Woods]

Honestly. If your hands are on my neck and you're choking slightly, I'm good. That everything. We're good. Time. Will time. That's it. That's all I need. I don't know why I love that lately someone putting their hand on like in a slight choke. Nothing like, don't make me lose air. One breathe, but like a little choke. I'm good.

[Scott]

I love that for you.

[Avery Woods]

I'm still gonna take a shot.

[Scott]

Yeah. Thank you. Oh, no, you have to answer this.

[Avery Woods]

Or take a fucking shot.

[Scott]

Take a shot.

[Avery Woods]

Or. Or, I mean, a sip of your drink. How do you refer to David's pe? Absolutely.

[Scott]

I do have a name for it, but I don't like, call it that in the bedroom.

[Avery Woods]

Of course.

[Scott]

But like, when we're like, oh, hey, how's. Whatever, like, as a joke. Because we're like, really big Harry Potter fans.

[Avery Woods]

No.

[Scott]

When we first started dating, we were watching Harry Potter. Do you know how like. Like, the tip is like, really soft?

[Avery Woods]

Oh, absolutely insensitive.

[Scott]

Yeah. And so I was like, no, not sexually, but I was just like, that's insane. Like, how soft the skin. That skin is. And I was like, I think I'm gonna call him Lord Voldemort. I know. I hate myself.

[Avery Woods]

So many things. I thought you were gonna say, like, call his little Hufflepuff or something. Like, so many things.

[Scott]

Slytherin Baltimore. The other day I brought up to him. He's like, God, you haven't said that in years. He's like, I totally forgot about that. You're so weird. And he knows. He knows I'm such a weirdo.

[Avery Woods]

Absolutely. That's what makes. I'm sorry. That's what builds character.

[Scott]

And you know what? Lord Voldemort has been taking care of business for 12 years. So.

[Avery Woods]

So look at that franchise he's been a part of. That residual check he's getting. Fine.

[Scott]

Ain't nothing but a.

[Avery Woods]

Absolutely.

[Scott]

Who is the thirstiest person you follow on social media?

[Avery Woods]

The thirstiest person I follow.

[Scott]

Yeah.

[Avery Woods]

Like someone who, like, makes me the thirstiest. Or like someone that. Who's just a thirsty character in general?

[Scott]

Like, thirsty. Like they're sexy. Like, they do it for you. And we're gonna clip this on socials by the way and tag them.

[Avery Woods]

It's because you know it is.

[Scott]

Oh, I know a lot of that many.

[Avery Woods]

Mua. Okay. Sorry. Sue me. Sorry. I follow his Twitter and it's hot. Sorry.

[Scott]

At least once a week I get a screenshot and it's oh my God, he just really does it to me. And you know what I love Manny is like, oh, you can't tell me.

[Avery Woods]

He'S not the most beautiful person on the planet.

[Scott]

I feel like he's like my star crossed lover. Like we just hit it off immediately.

[Avery Woods]

He is 100.

[Scott]

I he's so real, so funny and so kind. So beautiful.

[Avery Woods]

Absolutely.

[Scott]

And sexy, hot and like the nicest person. But Scott, it has the biggest crush on him.

[Avery Woods]

It sends me so handsome, just the most handsome individual.

[Scott]

Every time I go to anything, I invite him and I'm like, oh hey, Manny's going to be there. He's like, wait, what?

[Avery Woods]

I said perfect. So I have to go shopping. Like a whole new wardrobe, go through.

[Scott]

Seven outfits before we go paint pumpkins.

[Avery Woods]

And I literally should wore the most basic outfit.

[Scott]

I wore sweat sets with no makeup on and looked like I lived on the streets. It was crazy. And Scott's dressed to the nine cuz Manny's there.

[Avery Woods]

Manny here? Yeah. I like this one. What park?

[Scott]

You're making me nervous.

[Avery Woods]

What part of your body could make you the most money?

[Scott]

But I try to think of like. Are you talking about like photos or like sexually?

[Avery Woods]

Like what a photo of us? What body part would like do the best, like making the most money?

[Scott]

Probably my tits.

[Avery Woods]

Your tits? Yeah, that's your tits. Those cc's. Don't. I'm sorry. Like, yeah, they're just iconic.

[Scott]

That lift is the best thing I've ever paid for. I. My nose job, my boob lift. Best things I've ever done for myself.

[Avery Woods]

Oh, those are the things you talk about the most.

[Scott]

Yeah.

[Avery Woods]

Absolutely respect. Absolutely respect.

[Scott]

I didn't buy him for nothing.

[Avery Woods]

Absolutely.

[Scott]

What non sexual object has no right being that sexy? What? Oh no.

[Avery Woods]

Your salt and pepper. They look like those are anal beads.

[Scott]

100 the anthropology.

[Avery Woods]

And that's home decor.

[Scott]

And I paid an arm and a leg for those little.

[Avery Woods]

You literally put them up and I think I heard three people make comments or. What are those? I said they're salt pepper shakers.

[Scott]

I said they're butt plugs, you fucking pervert.

[Avery Woods]

I love this question because I feel like this happens to me often. What? What's the most random thing that has ever come to your mind during sex? I Will get some random ass things. I will think, literally there's been times we're having sex where I'm like, oh my God. I have to make sure I do this for cheers. I will think about things. Like I have whack ass things.

[Scott]

I remember when we were really, really broke, I would stress about finances, like when we were having sex real and be like, how the are we gonna pay our bills? But I feel like when you're in that position, it's, it's, it is like all consuming, all you think about now it's like if I hear like the slightest noise, I'm like, is that the child? The children?

[Avery Woods]

No.

[Scott]

Like my biggest fear is I'm walking in because it's never happened yet. Thank God. I say, yeah, never happen. And hopefully never will.

[Avery Woods]

Oh my God.

[Scott]

So like that. It's pretty much it.

[Avery Woods]

I feel like when I'm giving guys head because I get so bored after a while because I'm like, okay, can you just be done already? I will literally start thinking about. I'm like, okay, I'm gonna make sure I do this tomorrow. I have like my chores. I have to make sure I finish this. And I'm like, I should not be thinking about that while I'm giving someone.

[Scott]

Why are you so sweaty right now? Are you okay? Do you want me to turn the heat off?

[Avery Woods]

No, it's cuz I drink alcohol.

[Scott]

Oh, okay. What gives little dick energy?

[Avery Woods]

So many things. I could go, I could talk about this topic for so long because it's, it's, it's mainly straight men that I see this with. And I'm like, you have such a small wiener. And it's the men, if they claim that they're good at sex and that's like their whole personality. You have a small deck. If you have a lifted truck, specifically a Ford F150, you have a small wiener. If you talk back to your mob, you have a small winner. Like so many things that I feel like men don't realize. Like that gives tiny dick energy.

[Scott]

100. I could not agree more.

[Avery Woods]

A man that can't admit when he's wrong. Small wiener.

[Scott]

A man that's insecure because his woman wants to use a vibrator during sex. Tiny wiener.

[Avery Woods]

Tiniest energy I've ever. I want to know your answer. What do you think? Because I feel like you can say a good. Some good answer.

[Scott]

Men that are insecure with that. Like women that can't get off because it is so hard. And I say this because I have so many Personal friends they either are married to, were married to, or have dated that. Oh, I've talked about this a million times. Only 30 of women can have a vaginal. Vaginal orgasm without any clitoral stimulation. So needing a vibratory. Vibrator during sex. I am so gone with this.

[Avery Woods]

As you should be.

[Scott]

I'm literally slurring my words.

[Avery Woods]

Wow.

[Scott]

But so a vibrator is sometimes necessary. And the amount of women I know that their men are like, that's so up. That's like cheating. Because they're so insecure they can't get their woman. Yes. And I'm like, yourself, it's not always your fault. But like, maybe go down on her or something. Or like, like, how about it's not just about you. And she wants to get off too. Ew.

[Avery Woods]

And you know that these women for years haven't gotten off. So they're. Oh, that.

[Scott]

Or like braggy men and that brag about their jobs, money, their cars, jewelry.

[Avery Woods]

Men that say they have big dicks.

[Scott]

Yes.

[Avery Woods]

Do not have big.

[Scott]

No, Always small.

[Avery Woods]

Every penis that I've seen that is large, they always will say, oh, I got a shrimp deck. I said, you are humping 100 men who say they have small wieners have massive wieners.

[Scott]

And the ones that are like, yeah, I'm like, you know, soft. I'd say like seven, eight inches. You have a three inch penis at max.

[Avery Woods]

Don't. Don't lie to yourself.

[Scott]

Hard, Hard.

[Avery Woods]

Well, Are you ready for this one?

[Scott]

No. They make me nervous every question.

[Avery Woods]

This one's pretty raunchy. What's the last time you sent to Newton? What was it of?

[Scott]

Please do share. I know what it is.

[Avery Woods]

Oh, I know you do. Because I saw a smile immediately on the hydroge trip.

[Scott]

I said, david.

[Avery Woods]

Not a branch. Hydra Drugs. Washing like you're in the other room.

[Scott]

Waiting for me to be done with my quote skin care so we can.

[Avery Woods]

Watch secret labs and warm and wise when you're ready. Yeah, makes sense now.

[Scott]

It was just like a full body nude before I got in the shower. In the Hydra directory, I was gone for 72 hours. You know, I had to remind him when he was missing.

[Avery Woods]

Absolutely. It's 72 hours. That's a long time.

[Scott]

It is.

[Avery Woods]

Married couple. That's a long time. Yeah, I agree.

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[Avery Woods]

Oh, my God. Bowser. Immediately. Bowser. You know, he and he good. I'm sorry, you can't tell me otherwise. King's hung. King does it right.

[Scott]

You know, Bowser's packing.

[Avery Woods]

You can't tell me otherwise.

[Scott]

Princess Peach is screaming for the roof sponges.

[Avery Woods]

She's screaming because the man's hung. You think she's screaming because she's scared? Oh, she wants him. Mario got that little dick energy because he gets big and small all the time. You know what I mean? I genuinely believe Bowser's hung and he gives it right and he makes a girl come. I genuinely believe that any man with.

[Scott]

A spiked shell knows what they're doing hard.

[Avery Woods]

That's gonna be the greatest social Stoked for that. Oh, my God. I feel like we should both answer this because I got a good answer for this.

[Scott]

This.

[Avery Woods]

What's your favorite snack? Post sex.

[Scott]

So many things.

[Avery Woods]

So many things.

[Scott]

If you want to get me talking, ask me about food. And I've always.

[Avery Woods]

I said this side. Let's talk about food.

[Scott]

It also depends, like, am I hungry or am I just snacky?

[Avery Woods]

Just picture you just had, like, ravaging sex. Like, you were just going crazy out of your sweaty or hot. And then you're like, like, I'm starving now. Let's get a snack.

[Scott]

Usually popcorn with kettle corn and ranch seasoning and a couple protein cookies from farmers market.

[Avery Woods]

Cheddar ruffles.

[Scott]

Also jalapeno Cheetos.

[Avery Woods]

There we go. I know.

[Scott]

That's right. Yeah, but, like, I don't like to go to bed super, super hungry anymore. It's, like, been part of my weight loss journey that everyone won't shut the up about.

[Avery Woods]

I said, God, you work out and lose a couple pounds and everyone freaks out.

[Scott]

And you. It's been the first time ever in my life that people think I'm on the smaller side.

[Avery Woods]

Oh, 100. And you eat that up. You earned it. You can have your cake now and eat it too.

[Scott]

I'm like, I worked my ass off.

[Avery Woods]

Here's here's what I will say from someone from an inside perspective that has the full insight of everything that's going on. Avery, all the time will go do workouts that are absolutely diabolical. You are doing the most insane things. I mean, you can see it in the vlogs. Your bright red face when you're looking around like, like, what the is going on?

[Scott]

You see me coming for the workout, I'm destroyed.

[Avery Woods]

100. You can't catch me dead doing a single one of those workouts. She will invite me and be like, oh, my God, I did this amazing Pilates class. You should come. Not a chance in hell. Avery does workouts that are insane to me. So you call go yourself. Thank you. Absolutely.

[Scott]

Also, do you know what I feel like the biggest difference is, is consistency. Because this is the first time ever my kids have both been in full time school.

[Avery Woods]

Totally.

[Scott]

And Monday through Friday from 8 to 3:30, I literally drop them off every single day Monday through Friday at school and go straight to my workout five.

[Avery Woods]

Days a week immediately.

[Scott]

And it's been the first time ever since having kids that I've been able to consistently work out so much and be able to focus so much on like my own health and cooking healthy meals and.

[Avery Woods]

Well, I mean, you're also in your new home and I feel like you've been sharing so many things about like you love making. Like I've been at your guys's house every day this week having dinner. Like, you guys go through the whole process of getting like the best of the best when it comes to like healthy foods. But like, also, like, you guys obviously still have fun with it, but I do feel like you have made significant changes and you're also in your new home. You're finally back into your own routine. I'm like, you were this shredded. I'm sorry. A few months ago too, when you were like in Arizona, like you had a full routine. You were doing Pilates, everything. So I'm like, nothing's changed. Yeah, the air is just different here in la.

[Scott]

Also, I feel like mental health is. Oh, a big totally factor when it comes to weight.

[Avery Woods]

Absolutely.

[Scott]

Like, I feel like when I'm like extremely depressed is when I'm heavier.

[Avery Woods]

Yeah, totally.

[Scott]

I feel like my body just like holds on to that weight and that stress.

[Avery Woods]

Not the chuckle. If it's something anytime you had to tell me anything. Sort of the chuckle. I just know where it's going immediately. I don't know what to expect.

[Scott]

What animal would your furry Persona be?

[Avery Woods]

A sloth. I don't know what is something that does not like a furry. Well, I thought they were all the same animal.

[Scott]

No.

[Avery Woods]

Are they not all dogs?

[Scott]

No, there's different animals. Yeah.

[Avery Woods]

A panda. Kung Fu Panda specifically. That would be my animal.

[Scott]

The fact you said a sloth who climbs in trees. Slow as all day. Like what?

[Avery Woods]

Well, I'm also just slow as f. So like I'd be chilling doing nothing.

[Scott]

Panda's a good one.

[Avery Woods]

I would say panda specifically. Like Kung Fu Panda. Like that. That goes wrong.

[Scott]

Cuz you're into karate. Yeah, got it.

[Avery Woods]

No, mainly because I'd up some dumplings like he does in the movie.

[Scott]

God, I love dumplings.

[Avery Woods]

I would do anything for some chain and like some orange chick. No, I was talking about Panda express again. Here we go. Which, specifically which questionable celebrity would you still. Willem Dafoe. Goblin. What? The green Goblin is Willem Dafo.

[Scott]

Why is he questionable?

[Avery Woods]

Because I mean he's not attractive. No one. No one thinks so.

[Scott]

You want to have sex with him.

[Avery Woods]

But he's a questionable person. I said you know, I'd have a good time.

[Scott]

I think they mean like questionable like controversy wise. Right. Or is it like ugly?

[Avery Woods]

You pick. I mean I. I know a lot of people think Benedict Cumberbatch is ugly, but I think he's hot. I'd sleep with him.

[Scott]

Maybe like Will Ferrell. Only because he's so.

[Avery Woods]

He's so funny. I got that.

[Scott]

Funny.

[Avery Woods]

And you know, he probably eats like coochie. Good. He probably eats it somewhat decent.

[Scott]

He's just funny.

[Avery Woods]

Honestly. And funny can give you a goza.

[Scott]

100.

[Avery Woods]

That's all you need sometimes. A funny man.

[Scott]

And as you get older, like looks just like aren't the vibe anymore.

[Avery Woods]

100%.

[Scott]

Everyone's going to get old and ugly and fat. Who do you have a connection with who makes you laugh?

[Avery Woods]

Absolutely. Who? 100. I love that. Yeah, there we go.

[Scott]

Name the cartoon character that started your sexual awakening.

[Avery Woods]

I have one. I already do. Immediately I told everybody this. Danny Phantom, any phantom truly was like my gay awakening.

[Scott]

Gorgeous.

[Avery Woods]

Stunning.

[Scott]

Yeah, he's gorge. I remember him too.

[Avery Woods]

Oh, that whole show did something for me.

[Scott]

I think mine was SpongeBob. Oh, kidding. I wasn't allowed to watch him. It's my parents and it was inappropriate. Do you know who else? Oh, you're not gonna know this because you're young.

[Avery Woods]

Oh no, no.

[Scott]

Ever heard of Sailor Moon?

[Avery Woods]

No. What is that?

[Scott]

You're fired.

[Avery Woods]

We titled this Scott got fired. Oh, I think we should both answer this because I love this. Describe your worst in Three words.

[Scott]

Small. Couldn't feel it. Oh, that's three words. Words. Small. Confusing. Bad.

[Avery Woods]

Real. Mine would be quick. Stinky.

[Scott]

Oh, that'll get me. Horrible.

[Avery Woods]

Truly horrible.

[Scott]

I'm sorry.

[Avery Woods]

It's okay. We all have to experience at least once.

[Scott]

Yeah. Yeah. This is where we're rapping.

[Avery Woods]

I think this is where we're up and.

[Scott]

All right.

[Avery Woods]

This is pretty good. I got some good chuckles out of. I don't know about you.

[Scott]

I feel like that was really fun.

[Avery Woods]

That was hilarious.

[Scott]

We should do like a once a month catch up episode. I love that that my life's pretty much the same, but I want to know and tell everyone about what you're doing in your life.

[Avery Woods]

Oh, I have stories for days because.

[Scott]

Your hookup stories are crazy. And I love seeing you live your best life in la.

[Avery Woods]

Couldn't have done it without you. I appreciate it.

[Scott]

It's very precious. Thank you. Happy holidays, you guys. I know this is dropping Cyber Monday, so after Thanksgiving. So I hope you did a great Thanksgiving. Happy holidays to you, your families. And I'm gonna top off this martini and crash out.

[Avery Woods]

I know that's right because I'm an old woman, period.

[Scott]

And it's a Tuesday night.

[Avery Woods]

Absolutely.

[Scott]

100% love you guys.

[Avery Woods]

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