Welcome to The Chick-Lit (And Movies) Podcast 🎙️🍿, where we proudly lower our expectations for cinema so you don’t have to 🙃✨ Each month, we cover two films: one critically beloved 🏆 and one absolute disaster 🔥🗑️

This week, the Chicks 🐥 drive straight off some porch steps on a motorbike into “Beastly” (2011) 💀🪞 - the CW-coded fever dream that asked, “What if Beauty and the Beast… but make it Hot Topic?” 👨‍🎤🌹

Join us as we unpack Kyle’s transformation from emotionally vacant pretty boy to… emotionally vacant pretty boy with contour 🫠✨, while Vanessa Hudgens is forced to carry the entire concept of “growth” on her back, all the while NLOGging it up📚💔. Mary-Kate Olsen shows up as a chaotic witch serving consequences and then promptly exits like she has better things to do (she does) 🧙‍♀️💅

We’re talking aggressive Wattpad energy 🪞😭, deeply unserious dialogue 💉, and a romance that feels suspiciously like kidnapping with better lighting 🚩🏠. Plus, we ask the real questions: At what point do you realize you’re not in a love story… you’re in a hostage situation? 🤨 And did this man actually change, or did he just fake it long enough to beat the curse?? ⏳👀

Expect cringe 💀, chaos 🔥, and at least one moment where you’ll want to leave your body and watch from the ceiling 🫥✨

⚠️ Massive spoilers ahead - but this movie came out in 2011, so… again, that’s on you ⚠️

So grab your skincare routine 🧴, your emotional support Bumpit 💇‍♀️, and maybe a restraining order just in case 📄🚫 as we break down “Beastly” 🎬

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