Welcome to The Chick-Lit (And Movies) Podcast 🎙️🍿, where we proudly lower our expectations for cinema so you don’t have to 🙃✨ Each month, we cover two films: one critically beloved 🏆 and one absolute disaster 🔥🗑️

This week, the Chicks 🐥 descend into “The Pizzagate Massacre” (2020) 🍕🔺 — a conspiracy horror satire that asks:

“What if a guy spent way too much time online… and absolutely refused to accept reality?” 💻😬

When Duncan becomes convinced that a local pizza restaurant is hiding something sinister 👀🍕, he decides the best course of action is not fact-checking, touching grass, or seeking therapy 🌱🧠❌

Instead?

He grabs a weapon 🔫, follows increasingly questionable “clues” 🕵️‍♂️, and drags everyone around him into a spiral of paranoia, violence, and terminal internet brainrot 📡💀

What follows is a bizarre blend of conspiracy theories 🔺, lizard people 🦎, shady radio hosts 🎙️, cryptic nonsense 🤨, and enough bloodshed to make you wonder if the real villain was misinformation all along.

We’re talking:
🍕 Pizzagate panic
🦎 Reptilian overlords????!?
💻 “Do your own research” energy
🚩 More red flags than a Soviet parade
🎭 A movie that somehow gets weirder every ten minutes

Plus:
📚 Aubs celebrates finishing her first novel EVER
🎤 Karyn conquers karaoke and hits the high note in Behind These Hazel Eyes
😵 Tiny Rant Corner returns with cults and the Marvel Cinematic Universe
🍕 Our “Log Off Immediately” rating system

And of course, we attempt to answer the most important question:

Was this movie secretly brilliant… or were we all just trapped inside someone else’s delusion spiral? 🤔💀

⚠️ Spoilers ahead — but honestly, even after watching it, we’re not entirely sure what happened ⚠️

So grab your tinfoil hat 🎩✨, disconnect your Wi-Fi 📡, and maybe fact-check a source or two 🔍 as we break down this INSANE movie.

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