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And that's how I. And so my book is a practical handbook on coup d'. Etat. And it starts by the phrase overthrowing governments is not easy. First we have to do this, then we have to do that. In other words, it's written from the perspective of somebody who's planning a coup, not the description of how this coup was planned, that planned. How do we plan a coup? That's how I wrote the book. That's what's called the Handbook. And then, and the publisher of that book was my editor. The book was born because I met a man called Oliver Caldecott in a pub and he was an editor, Penguin Books. And he says, well, what about writing a book? I said, what do you mean, a book? I had no intention or idea or conce conception of writing a book. But he more or less said, well, you have to write a book. So I was thinking of, yeah, I could write the handbook, could it? Great. Gave me a contract and I. He gave me the money, I spent the money. So now I was obliged to write the book. And I had very little time. And I had the letter, the typewriter letter at 22, a mechanical typewriter, tick, tick, tick. And I wrote the book very fast. And after work, because I had this oil consulting job which was a fantastic piece of luck, I mean, I'm flying to Paris, the guy hires me, pay me like, I don't know, seven times the going rate or something like that. And now About I started writing and then the book captured me. I started writing as a lark really. But then by starting that particular way, overthrowing governments is not easy. The first thing, I got carried away with it and that's how I wrote the book. Now Penguin itself, the editor, Oliver Caldicott, was also an extraordinary fellow. He was very enthusiastic and he successfully sold it to something like 15 different foreign languages right away, including Germany and France. And so of course the German publisher invited me, Rovald to Germany and all kinds of things. And then in France. And so I went, I was in Paris when the book was published in 1968, there was a revolution in Paris and I was so enthusiastic about Paris and particular lady I met that I, I stayed in France and you know, I, I, I basically left London, lived really in Paris, except in between There was the 67 War, June 67 War. So there was a buildup before that war. It wasn't a Southern war like 1973. That was out of the blue. There was a buildup. So I went to Israel, I went to the upper Galilee. I was put in a local defense. I claimed my British credentials with these old weapons I'd used. And the local defense used those old weapons. The Israeli regular army had the Belgian FN rifle, which was a new type of 7.62 millimeter rifle. But there they had Lee Enfields, all British, and the lie Enfield rifles, the very one that I've been trained on from age 13. And they had brain guns, the light machine gun with the recurve magazine, which was our machine gun. And so the weapons were totally familiar to me. So I, I greatly enjoyed that war, I have to say, because it ended rather gloriously, you know, went up to Golan Heights and so on. I was not in the first echelon, the second, third or the fourth. I was with the tag along looters or whatever you call it. The first echelon suffered casualties. It was a heroic fight. I saw it all because the glad heights are so steep that standing at the bottom you see everything. But I certainly was not fighting heroically. But that was the war, you know that. So I left my job in London to go there. They didn't fire me or anything. The war didn't last long. And so that was a first time that I was in combat. And I discovered that a lot of things that I had thought about combat were wrong. Such as, for example, that you have to be brave. The answer is you don't have to be brave. You don't, you really don't. Because you know, well first, you know, mathematically certainly that no, you will never be wounded, right. So you didn't take that into account. I don't know the whole, there's no need to overcome fear because there isn't any fear on it. And the dangers in the battlefield are not avoidable anyway, you know, because I was never in a cavalry charge like church. It was that get on a horse and charge against the enemy who was shooting at you? I was just, you know, I, I didn't go up to Golan Heights. I wasn't first echelon, I was this rear guard. So the only thing I had to do was to repel attacks. There were a couple of Syrian attacks, nothing very elaborate, a few tanks with some infantry men working alongside them. Very old fashioned, minimal. So you shoot at them and then, you know, and I, I didn't see anybody being afraid. I wasn't afraid. So that was my first introduction to it. And then I actually I had the six day war was. Everything was wonderful about it except it ended very quickly. You know, just when you were really enjoying was as. And the 73 war was better. I was a volunteer for that one as well. I didn't go there before as I did the 67. There was a crisis buildup that I got there before this one. I arrived on the second day, even the third day possibly, but I arrived in between in the 74 from the first shock of the Egyptian attack to the counterattack. And so I was milling around with somebody, somebody former armor general who had been actually attached in Washington or became army general, organized a whole new armored division by pairing odds and ends of people with captured Soviet armored cars, eight wheelers, troop carriers and tanks. And he created the vision out of nothing, the equivalent of a division. It was all missing pieces and so on, but. And we crossed the Suez Canal, so I got across the Swiss canal and ranging in the rear battlefield and so on. So as I say, I don't think I was ever in serious combat, not at all. But I was simply moving around. I was present in the battlefield where things could have happened. But I've never actually experienced neither then or later when I was a contractor in Latin America and so on. I never actually experienced the situation where oh, I must be brave, you know. In other words, I was never like in the first World War. I never experienced that. I was sitting being in a trench in the first World War and people blow the whistle and you're supposed to abandoned protection of the earth in front of you, to jump up, face enemy fire Machine guns, trade bullets and so on. I never experienced that. I was in combat in many different places. I was actually in the British Army. They deployed us at one point to Borneo, no less. But I never actually experienced. I was never in a situation where in order to be a soldier, to be there, you had to expose yourself to murderous, lethal, intense fire. You know, that kind of stuff. You just never experienced it. I have no idea how it would react. In Borneo, we were very few and the enemy was even fewer. There was a jungle and so on, and the British army at its best, because the British army was at the time, as I learned much later, was operating a whole jungle school in Johor, Malaya, where even American officers went later on when the Vietnam War starts. So only the British army had the jungle school. When we ended up in North Bordeaux, there was not. I asked the lieutenant, the lieutenant colonel in charge of the battalion. I said, where the jungle specialist who tells us what to eat and what to wear and how to do this? Oh, he said, naturally, they're all in Germany in the British army of the Rhine, naturally, that's where they. I don't have a single one. The whole command doesn't have a single one. And I said, are you bringing them back? And he says, well, the warhorse, that's how they call the War Office, the Ministry of War, in effect, the warhouse. Keep promising. And so we have to improvise everything. So the British army always goes to war completely unprepared, but in the end it wins because it doesn't break apart in the end. And we were sent there with woolen uniforms suitable for Germany. Where the British army was focused on Germany, it was the British army of the Rhine, the Cold War, defending Russia against Russia. So we had woolen uniforms that you couldn't wear. So we had to basically strip, go around with underwear. You couldn't. In the jungle, you would just die. Our rations were heavily on corned beef, and as I'm sure you know, in tropical conditions, if you eat corned beef for a month, you will never recover from the gastric complications that this causes in tropical conditions and so on, so forth. So our rations were wrong and our weapons were completely wrong because in the. The Borneo jungle is very thick, very dense, and our rifles were very long. Our rifles was called the slme, the short Lee Enfield. And they called it short because it was so damn long, you know, and you couldn't swing it around in junk. So in other words, real war, studying war, being in real war, experiencing real war. And I would say normal War, not abnormal war, like the first war of the trenches, was a combination of multiple. The arrival of the machine gun that stops the infantry charge that sweeps the cavalry. I was not in, I never experienced that kind of war where you are standing in a trench and they're going to tell you to go over the top of the trench and attack, knowing that it's a flat battlefield with a machine gun, maybe a British machine gun somewhere, sending the bullets that will kill you because the place is saturated. I never experienced any of that.