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Doug
Today's. Hello, welcome to transistor Radio. Today we're going to start with a sponsored post by Dylan and Jordan talking about shaving their beard. Anyways, continue.
Dylan
So the beauty of this all is right before we got on, Jordan's like, did you do this professionally? I'm like, whoa, whoa, who. If you're going to riz me, let's record.
Jordan
Oh, my God, I can't. Oh, no. I can't compliment Dylan on air. This, like, defeats the whole purpose of this podcast.
Dylan
Dude, come on. You mean my ego's already too large?
Doug
I'm worried it'll become overinflated, bro. Come on.
Jordan
All right, how did we like my. How did we like my gimmick to kick us off?
Doug
What?
Jordan
I thought it was rather clever. 2026 abduct annex or pardon. But there.
Doug
Aren't they all. Aren't they all, like, kind of bullish, isn't it? Bullish, Bullish and bullish. I don't get it.
Dylan
Abduct. Who do we.
Doug
He's trying to do kill. What is it?
Jordan
Yeah, you know, 2026 style.
Doug
But it's, like, Trump themed. Because. But I don't which one is which. Help me with that.
Jordan
All right, so, yeah, no, pardon is like, it's gonna disappoint you, but, like, oh, whatever.
Doug
Okay, so. So it's. So we're. Okay. So is that okay?
Jordan
So, like, you want all of it and. And abduct is like you also want a little thing or like, we're just going to, you know, we want, like, a 30%.
Doug
Okay, so that's. So there's no kill is what you're telling me. And they're all. They're all. They're all bullish.
Jordan
You were very lyrical in your post today. Like, the drinks are still popping. It's, you know, 1926.
Dylan
Like, we're. We're.
Jordan
We're doing all right. What's there to.
Doug
What's there?
Dylan
Wait, did you post today, Doug?
Doug
Yeah, dude, I fucking did on fabricating.
Dylan
Oh, Outlook, bro. This is pretty good. I like these. I should read this.
Doug
Don't even worry about it, man. I've been grinding so hard. I'm so exhausted today. Actually, if you know what I do want to talk about, I want to talk about Claude code. I've had a re. Recent conversion. Okay.
Jordan
Whoa, wait. Can I.
Dylan
Can I.
Jordan
Can I just give you your lyrical chops for a second?
Doug
Sure, Please do.
Jordan
Can I read the final paragraph? All right. This is history in the making of the biggest capital cycle of my lifetime. Probably we're not at the end. We're drunkenly dancing somewhere in that timeless night. Maybe that itself is an omission that it ends this year, but I think it continues.
Doug
See you next year.
Jordan
Okay, clock, take us away, Doug.
Dylan
Okay, where is this beautiful writing and core research, bro?
Doug
Dude, I'm. It's. Dude, there's some. It's no value to be beautiful writing. It has to be like, stunk good, stunk bad.
Jordan
To be fair, that's what Dylan. That's what Doug did for like 2000 words before. He was like, oh, maybe I'll put a sentence together.
Doug
Yeah, right at the end. I was like, yeah, maybe I'll do something. I was like, what does the vibe. Oh, sorry.
Dylan
You know what I, what I do like about core research is people are always like, man, this is like the one thing the weekly. They're like, yeah, if I don't have time, this the one thing I read always. Because it's so valuable and it's dense, which is nice.
Doug
This is an advertisement, bro. Welcome to the others Paid.
Dylan
Sponsored all right, so what I wanted to talk about is our plans this year at semianalysis for 2026. Right. Jordan has refused multiple acquisition offers. And so we are kicking off a China research practice.
Jordan
Great.
Dylan
Where we are going to track everything. All the Chinese wafer fab equipment manufacturers to the detail that we track American ones. All the Chinese chemical suppliers. Right. Photoresist, etchants, precursors, et cetera, to the detail that we do the western firms. When I say western, I include Japan. Because as you said, Jordan, we are annexing. Right. And so that my annex is Japan. So I'll keep on track for both. And then for the other, it's going up the stack, right. The fabs. There is so much on the side of memory and logic, both trailing edge and front end. So early next week we're going to have a post showing what we think China WFE share is across, you know, different types of fabs and where it's going by year. Because. Because recently there was this. Oh, all fabs must be 50%. But the asterisk. Chinese WFE, semiconductor manufacturing equipment. Which fab equipment. But by the way, can we just settle on one? Like, what the fuck? I hate this.
Doug
Why is there SME or SME?
Dylan
SME and wfe.
Doug
I just like w. Because SME has two. It's like almost like swe. Like, what is a software engineering Software, bro.
Dylan
That's dead. Doug, come on, tell us about cloud code.
Doug
Okay, sorry. Honestly, dude, I'm going to Go hard on cloud code. So let's keep going on the WFE thing while we're at it.
Jordan
Well, my question is, like, wait, are we going all the way up to Stack? We're doing the models in the labs.
Doug
Tangents.
Dylan
Tangent, yeah, of course. You didn't let me go up the stack. You know, you're trying to do tangents. You know, the next. Next layer up from fabs is, you know, So I interviewed a candidate this week, and I'm like, holy fuck. I want this person, you know, Chinese national doing grad school in America. She's amazing. I want to hire her because she. She said I was wrong. Which I love when my candidates tell me I'm wrong. And they're smart about it, right? They're like, oh, you're wrong about xyz. And I'm like, huh, Tell me more. And then we talked about 25 minutes about this niche ass memory player that I'd never heard of. And I'm like, holy fuck. Yes. And also cxmt. So we talked about both of those things for, like, 25 minutes. Anyway, so we're assembling a badass team.
Doug
Also, ironically, they're going to have the best data on public models From China. The IPO for JeepU. Is that. How do I say it? How do I say it in Chinese? Jordan, I feel like you'd know. Gerpool. It's Jirpu. Uh, Dripu is today.
Dylan
So I thought, I thought it already went up, like, a lot.
Doug
Uh, no, it went up. No, no, no, it. It, it filed. Let's see what it is.
Jordan
It filed like a week ago, I think. I think it's the 10th or 9th or something.
Doug
I think 8th is when the filing will debut on the Hong Kong exchange on January 8th and 9th. Okay. And mini matches on the 9th.
Dylan
Know. You know, what we. What we really need to do, Doug, is actually just know the Chinese names. Like, we got to stop saying cxmt and we got to be like Changxin or whatever the heck the name is, right? And we gotta like, dude, we're gonna create that in your heads.
Doug
Oh, even better. You're gonna start to. We're gonna become more Chinese. You're gonna meet us at our most Chinese point in our life. That's the plan. You're. You're about to meet.
Jordan
Semi analysis there and then that. That'll probably be the peak.
Doug
We need you at your most Chinese part of your time.
Jordan
Yeah, Dylan, the. Your Xiaohongshu profile is not gonna save you, but maybe.
Dylan
Wait, why not? Whoa.
Doug
What'S been working on.
Dylan
I think, I think my Shao poor fellow is gonna save me.
Doug
Oh, oh, oh, oh. I mean, I mean he. I think save means when Xi Jinping finally. Finally.
Dylan
Yeah. When Xi Jinping puts the gun to my head, I'm going to be like.
Jordan
Moving on Doug. Claude code.
Doug
Okay. Speaking of which, dude, I am slow. So, so, so, so, so so. Claude code pill. Like all the hype on on X is real. And I was vibe coding with Claude code before. Opus 4.5 is a step change. I was messing around with Opus 4.5 when it first came out, but I don't know what they've done since then. It's way better it one shots. Everything I know is supposed to be, you know. I know Codex 5.2 is better according to Dylan. That's what he said.
Dylan
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Claude code is better at different things.
Doug
COD code is delicious and it. And it's a little sycophantic and it's super addictive and I have completely decided to give my life up to it. And so currently, and I'm. I'm going to do. We're doing internal webinar on like the best pract because I've been doing it every single day for the last week. I hit my usage limit every week now, which is pretty ridiculous.
Jordan
You're not Max.
Doug
I'm on Max. Yes, on Max.
Dylan
What? It's really cool making bro.
Doug
Yeah, you'll see. Did you see all those charts today? Do you think I made those? No.
Dylan
Wait, what? I thought you were trolling. I was like hey, change the, change the sourcing, change the graph. I'm like telling him every single chart. I think he's joking.
Doug
No, no, no, dude. Every chart in my year end outlook that was made by Claude. Every chart that was in the slack today that was made by, by a Claude. Bro. Like I'm not joking. It's a skill issue now. Like I'm really telling you it's all a skill issue. I. I vibe coded five kalshi bots. Like bro, I have like I just vibe coded all of my notes. I'm not gonna tell you. I don't want to get my.
Dylan
Here's this problem at semi analysis, right? Like for me I don't want people like trading stocks. So we obviously like semiconductor companies are off limits, right? But I keep wanting to make our like restrictions even tighter and tighter so people don't look at the stock market. There was this channel where people were sharing degen ideas. I got added and I shut it down and everyone was so sad because Doug was sharing all his like, like xyz. I don't want to say Ozempic longs, but whatever the fuck is like thing is nowadays I have some.
Doug
Well, I've. I've completely outsourced all of that to Claude code. I don't have a single thought. It does everything for me, bro. Everything. It. Dude, I copy, put, paste, standup notes. I like fucking everything, man. I have daily calendars. Be like, hey, I needed this by this day. And whatever's like, hey, I need you to give this to me. Like, I have ca. Like, for example, the reason why I knew what IPO today is because I put it in. Like when I did the filing, I like did. I had Claude code look for the filings for Minimax and gpu. Gpu. We're just gonna. I'm fucked it up. And then I had it like download it, found the English prospectus, made it all of it, exported it all to Excel, gave it to like ins. It was pretty good. And then like did that for the CXMT IPO was like, hey, make sure you do on these days, please, please tell me the day it actually comes out. Everything. It's all a skill issue. Like, guys, you have to think like coding is probably harder than doing, than writing notes and. Okay, but the more important, most important part about this is like having a persistent store. So I've been using Obsidian. I'm finally converted to Obsidian.
Jordan
Jordan.
Dylan
No.
Doug
Yes. But the thing is I haven't like, I don't write the structure. I don't do any of that. I just open a daily note. Maybe I'll like review some notes, maybe I'll add some note, like note changes. But Claude code is my primary, is my primary driver. And so like every single time I do a debrece. Also like ghetto bootstrap. My own deep research. And then like every single time it pushes out an output, it goes into a cloud code into Obsidian markdown note. Because markdown's like really go to for this. And then I can search. I can be like, hey, what was that? Deep research, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And importantly, it's like having context across all the things. And you'd be like, hey, I want you to specifically do a deep research from the conclusions of these five deep researches. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You should reference this. And I have like all these fucking tools. Honestly, it's all skill. It's all skill issues. Now I'm very, very, very Claude code code pilled. I I. I mean, sorry.
Jordan
Remember all with the obscene coach.
Doug
I.
Jordan
Maybe we're missing something. We paid some college student 50 bucks to talk to us for half an hour. And then I think neither of us ever opened Obsidian again. We're just like. Because so dumb. And here we are three years later. Like, it's just. It's just a home for markdown files. And we have the AI that lives on top of it, which is what we all dreamed of.
Dylan
That's.
Jordan
That's really.
Dylan
You also do this, Jordan, or just Doug?
Jordan
Well, I think I'm going to start now. I'll report back next transistor radio.
Dylan
I'll tell you guys about my cloud code pilling. So over the holidays we got absurdly into age of Empires 2. For reference, I've been falling asleep to age of Empires two videos from T90 for a while. But specifically we started playing. It's a bunch of AI researchers. So it's like anthropic people, OpenAI people, GDM people, et cetera. Um, we're just playing Age of Empires. We've done like a handful like four or five of these sessions where everyone comes over to my house. We do 5v5s. It's a ton of fun. And a couple people there have just gotten so, so into it. Specifically one of them being Sholto, my roommate. He. He's. He. He created an entire RTS from scratch in one week. About like AI. Like you start off in the industrial.
Doug
Age and then you're not shipping.
Dylan
Well, he had the week.
Doug
She'll get back to work. Sure. Every week off to do more work. Bro, I had a week off to make a super semi analysis giga brain and he's making an rts bro.
Jordan
You guys, I did for the holidays, I did Buddhism. It was great. No AI. I was just reading my.
Dylan
So mindful.
Jordan
I know.
Dylan
Wait.
Jordan
So good. Next time just you wait.
Dylan
So, so, so this RTS is pretty sick because it goes all the way through like industrial age, all the way through like the AI timelines. Like like you know, using AI to accelerate your research. Using AI. You have the. You have your. You have an entire like tech tree of like researching models and like implementing them in society. You have robotics, you have like, you replace all the people with robots eventually you have Internet, you have hacking, you have like all this shit. Um, it's. It's pretty fucking sick. And you have two factions, US and China. And they're fight, they're racing against each other. They have different modifiers, right? Obviously Chinese are good at production and you know, these things in power. And so there's like power grids. It's, it's. It's an incredible, incredible unit.
Jordan
Do you move around on the board? Is it like text space?
Dylan
And it's more performant? It's more performant than any RTS ever because it, it can handle battles of up to 50,000 units versus 50,000 units.
Jordan
Oh my God. I gotta, I gotta.
Doug
And so was it Claude coded, I presume?
Dylan
Cloud coded.
Doug
Dude, I'm telling you, it's all a fucking skill issue. I'm not joking. I've come to that conclusion too. Like, dude, everything is a skill issue. It is how much agency and how.
Dylan
Much time you want to get into. Two months. He hasn't written a single line of code. He's just prompting the model constantly. And, and, and at least at work, it's like for him, he's like, oh, you know, the quality of the code I must submit is like really good, right? Because it's like he's, he's leading RL infrastructure, right? You know, basically everyone's work is built on top of his shit. But during this game, he's like, dude, I became a zombie. I just type my ideas and I just click yes.
Jordan
Actually, like some Enders game shit is sholto. Like, just like. These are all just people around the world.
Doug
Okay. Okay, So I do during work. So. So, okay, this is also a little bit of confession. 1. I only really started this hardcore stuff maybe on the 29th, and then like obviously took whatever. But I've been. I've been obviously having psychosis since then. Um, but pretty much what I do every night, every day, I go to work and I like git. Cause it's synced via git. And I'm like, hey, update the thing and whatever. Then I work, work, work, work, work. Last thing I do, I say git, git sync. And then I come home and I open up my. My fucking Mac. Because Mac is way better on. On COD code. Cause like fucking WSL is total trash. And. And then I just do git sync and I just keep. I just. It's like an addiction, bro. I have like six tabs open and I just keep going to each tab in each thread and I'm like, oh, wait for it to be done. Okay, done. And then I'm like, oh, wait for it to be done, then be done. It. It feels. It feels so ridiculous.
Jordan
Terminal. You're just on like. Claude.
Doug
No, it's all. No, it's all on Terminal. Terminal's better, dude. I Tried to do the Claude web thing. It's. It's trash, bro. Terminal and also like CLI is just like aesthetically pleasing. I'm excited for the true maxi future where you buy a computer and there's no, there's no software at all. It just starts with a Claude Code API and all, and then you build your own software based on your own computer. Like, I earnestly believe that I would take.
Dylan
When is Doug going to go down the Apple OS route?
Doug
Dude, I will take. I will take a bet. I will take a bet that's like 20 years out. Like for real. Like all software, whatever os your bullshit. It's like, no, it doesn't matter. You whatever.
Dylan
Lambda the Neo Cloud. So Lambda the Neo Cloud, their founder is like super pilled on this generative ui. He. He's like, obviously they're running a Neo cloud. But he's like, yeah, like what? Basically every, every UI is going to be generative. We're. We're gonna. It's gonna. UI is going to change according to what you say and what you prompt and what you want and, and, and it's just going to be token streaming into your fucking eyeballs.
Doug
And it'll be like, it'll literally map to your little. It'll be like a sycophantic little mapping where it like maps to how you consume information. Like, Dylan, Blind Dylan's a colorblind little fuck. So it'll be only just the little colors that. Max, wait, no, I'm not color.
Dylan
I'm not colorblind. I'm partially. I'm bad at colors. I'm not blind.
Doug
Okay, but. Okay, but it's going to make it.
Dylan
I am ready.
Doug
His will be like, his will. His will be like insane. Like, the colors will be like really wonky, but it'll be like, ooh, this is what gives me the dopamine. Like, and then it'll just be. You'll be addicted.
Dylan
You'll be like, little Doug's will be grayscale because he's Monk mode.
Doug
No, dude, it's fucking.
Dylan
It.
Doug
CLI is kind of grayscale, bro. I'm telling you, I'm so. Claude Code pill.
Dylan
Did you know the. Did you know the main guy behind Claude Code uses white terminal, not black?
Doug
Yeah, bro.
Dylan
Wow.
Doug
You know, do you know that there's. There is.
Dylan
He's Russian.
Doug
There is this OG advertiser guy. I think it's Oligiv's advertising method. And pretty much, no, it's Oligivi. Then there's tested advertising Methods. Two different books. But tldr, there's been a lot of research done on this and I'm sorry to break this to you, Dylan, but black on white is the most readable, most highest throughput, most effective. And it's always been that way. It's always been that way. But here's something.
Dylan
I'm with you. I like black. I mean, like, look at my website. Like, come on.
Doug
Like, it's black on white on white, bro.
Dylan
Oh, sorry. Black on white. No, no, no, sorry.
Doug
Yes, white with the white background. Anyways, but that's a tldr. Honestly, maybe, maybe I should try. Maybe I should try white. White. Cli. Dude, I'll try that tomorrow. I. I name all my tags. Also. I named. I named. I named the system too, because I want it to be interpersonal. I also have been thinking about on like. Because every morning I say, hey, like, like, you know, make my daily note effectively. I was thinking like, maybe can generate a little ace, like a little art. I'm like, I'm having psychosis, guys. Like, I feel I. Okay, I'm not having psychosis, but I also understand that. Or like, rather I feel like for the first time in my life I can understand what LLM psychosis looks like. Because I'm like, oh, it's. If it just kept sycophantically agreeing with me and just kept like hitting my dopamine receptors, I could go completely batshit crazy. Um, anyways, that's all to say. Opus 4.5 is AGI.
Jordan
What's a. What's the limit you've ran into? How has it disappointed you? It's gotta. You've gotta run into some walls with 10 days of non stop usage.
Doug
If you open up too big files, too big of files on PDF sometimes that, that creates issues. Um, I reported that bug. I don't know, it's just. And. But then it gets like. It gets like stuck in these random loops. Um, but honestly, man, I don't know. At this point in time, I think everything that is a problem is a skill issue on my end. I, I believe that.
Jordan
I.
Doug
It's like. It's like driving in a car. And for the first time in my life I'm like, there is nothing like. It is, it is completely on me. It's a skill issue. I, I deeply believe that. And I think, I think people who haven't played around with it heavily is like, it's like making a mistake. You're. You're like watching the future right in front of you. It has Already happened. It is cloud code and, like, the derivative of whatever. And it's like, you shouldn't even call it cloud code because this isn't code.
Dylan
It's.
Doug
It's cloud computer. Someone told that to me. And it makes so much more sense because it's like, hey, it's an LLM that has full access to your computer and it can do whatever it takes, like in whatever, like, file markdown, whatever the fuck you need it to do. It is. Yeah. And. And if you think about it, dude, what are you doing all day? I'm on my fucking computer all day. All we do information work wise, is being on our computer all day. They are perfect information agents, and they're an opus in its sycophantic little manipulative way, is ready for it to be shaped into your perfect little, you know, agent thing. So, anyways, that is all to say. I'm Claude Codepilled. I feel generally euphoric about its potential. And personally, I think everyone should try it because I think it will change your mind of what's possible.
Jordan
Well, so how much further does it need to get? Or, like, what is the form factor that needs to change for it not just to be the Doug o' Laughlins of the world, but, like, I don't know, everyone working everywhere and every small business to have this, like, change how they.
Doug
I think. I think we're. I think people. I. I think it will this year. People will figure it out this year. But, like, it's still. We're still early on that S curve of whatever. Honestly, what would be my biggest ask is, like, if Token throughput could magically 100x, I would be euphoric.
Dylan
I think that's why you acquired Grok, I guess.
Jordan
Dude, I. Dumbest, dumbest story of 2025 had to be that, right? I mean, dear Lord, come on.
Doug
All of 2025.
Dylan
Okay.
Doug
Yeah, all of 2025. It's a big year, bro.
Dylan
What was the dumb story?
Doug
I thought tariffs were really dumb, but that also did own me with the whiplash. So.
Dylan
I don't know, I feel like.
Doug
Let's think about, like, semiconductor AI stuff.
Jordan
Oh, the. Well, I think LBT going from Trump saying he needs to be fired to being best buds the day later, that was pretty hysterical. Buying 10% of the company. I like that.
Doug
I. I think. I think Trump was just, you know, playing hot and cold with a girlfriend.
Jordan
You know, just trying to drive a bargain. See where. I see where he's coming from.
Doug
I think maybe not the dumbest thing, but I think the Oracle stuff, the last round of debt has been really stupid. I think they shouldn't have done it. The last round of debt, because like all the cds, that's, that's literally. Because why is it dumb?
Dylan
I mean, don't they need the debt?
Doug
They could have waited like literally three months and I think it would have been okay. Yeah.
Dylan
And then they would have had the revenue from the beginning.
Doug
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah. They literally, they, they're like, oh, big, big number. And everyone's like, wow, that's a big number, but probably next year you're okay. And they're like, bigger number. And everyone's like, I don't really believe that. And then CDS kicked off all this stuff. Everyone's like, is it a bubble? Like all the really, like, fear of the of. And also, if I'm being honest with you, it's completely like, it's like an own goal. Oracle, Oracle could have completely prevented this. Everyone else is totally fine and everyone's freaking out about just Oracle. And they could have just waited six months.
Dylan
Yeah, but it's a bunch of finance bros who don't understand that OpenAI is going to be able to pay for it and so they need to stop coping.
Doug
You say that, but look at the fucking stats, dude. They're losing share. Code red. Code red.
Jordan
Well, I mean, dumbest in progress. It's a little too soon to tell, but Meta super intelligence, I mean.
Dylan
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Meta super intelligence is a fantastic firm. I love all my top five China team.
Jordan
It's got revenues, got a couple.
Dylan
I love all my top five customers.
Doug
I. Oh, actually have you heard this like random tea, the, the Chinese, like the Chinese X tweet or whatever being like there's factions within Meta SSI and one of them was like, yeah, this Alex Wang stuff. And then they like scrounge enough money together to buy Manus and it's like a Chinese only speaking team. They're like fighting for their lives. I.
Dylan
They're not Chinese only speaking, bro.
Doug
I, I believe it's fake, to be clear. It's fake. I'm going to say fugazi, but I like, I like the drama in my brain that There are some 996ers fighting for the lives.
Dylan
My friend told me yesterday that she actually was the, was the one doing the DD on them.
Jordan
Acquisition more than I do Grok, because like, they just need some people to make products. And that's not going to be your fancy AI researchers who would Just quit if you made them do actual work.
Doug
Let's actually do some rephrasing of Grok because I think and Grok with a Q. Okay, so what is in a bigger shortage than even DRAM right now or optics? People who can make accelerators and gen.
Dylan
What's in an even bigger shortage? N3 wafers.
Doug
Ooh, I don't think so. There's a simple little problem to solve for that, bro. You buy asm. You buy. You buy a semicap. We're going to see one.
Dylan
No, for. Not for Nvidia. Nvidia can't just buy semicap.
Doug
No, no, yeah, you're right. You're right. TSMC can do that. But TSMC is being. I mean dude, intel is going to work because Gigabrain Nvidia is actually saving intel because they bought all the entry.
Dylan
Is a thousand twelve hundred bucks.
Doug
I told you bro, we've been bullish man. But like.
Dylan
Oh, I know we've been bullish but.
Doug
Like, but still like. Yeah, no, because dude, because I'm. Because the orders have fucking moon anyways. No, but if you think about Giga brain. Gigabrain gigabrain WFE 140B.
Dylan
WFE 140B.
Doug
I. We'll see. I'm not going to do. Sure. Well, but, but think about this way. Jensen bought all the N3 wafers, right? And because of that, Apple with their scrappy little seconds and no volume growth smartphone has to go to Intel. So Jensen saved Intel by stealing all of Apple's wafers. Gigabrate. He's very benevolent.
Jordan
And, and tsm, they're just not going to expand because they're like Taiwanese and want to run a country for company for 100 years. Like what, what's the deal here?
Dylan
They're. They're expanding. They're expanding faster than they ever have. They're doing record capex. But you know, what's the phrase people say on the playground when someone doesn't want to do something? No balls. No, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.
Doug
I think, I think it's just hard to deploy that much. Like you know, they already employ everyone in Taiwan. If they were to double their capex, that means they would have to hypothetically employ two people. 2. 200% of Taiwan. You know, we're gonna run out of construction workers. We'll have to. We'll have to couldn't. You know we'll have to sees the, the bike manufacturing giant giant ever. All the employees have to go work at tsmc. They, they graduate high school and they directly work at the fab. They, you know, they literally get the diploma.
Jordan
Yeah, we're lowering each requirement.
Doug
Yeah, exactly. Exactly. When you. They're actually lowering to 15, their child labor will be.
Jordan
If you're not a frontier. If you're not a. A frontier node, you basically, you have child labor or Filipinos and Malaysians. I think that's the answer, right?
Doug
Yeah, that's the. That's. That's what Taiwan needs to do. I mean, that isn't all of it, but I think really, it comes down to, like, there is a friction of deploying that much capital. And just in terms of shells also.
Dylan
They just don't believe.
Doug
Yeah, they don't. They're not maxis. But this is where they should be listening to this beautiful transistor radio, and they should try cloud code.
Dylan
I hope they're not listening because I just said they don't have balls.
Doug
Well, Dylan, that's your problem, not mine, bro.
Jordan
Maybe they just need more people to insult their masculinity. Like, they're.
Doug
If you feel. If you feel really upset about Dylan saying you have no balls. TSMC Executive, please tweet at Dylan for feedback.
Dylan
Please buy more data.
Doug
Well, I think. Yeah, I think I'm being serious. Quadcode, I think, can do it. I really feel like it's good enough to make a bubble. Like, we could have a whole bubble on. In my opinion, it's like, that powerful. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm never. I'm such a believer. Like, this is a big. It's a bigger moment than 03 for me. Than O3. Deep research. It's bigger moment than all of that for me.
Jordan
Bigger than, oh, one. Yeah, bigger than 01. All right.
Dylan
I mean. I mean, Deep Research was the biggest moment, but now this. That's crazy.
Doug
No, I'm getting serious.
Dylan
Do I need to get on this, Doug, or do I need to just, like, read all my Slack messages and reply to everyone?
Doug
Dude, you can actually have it read to read your Slack messages. This is all skill.
Dylan
I don't. I don't think it can, because I have to, like, conduit the information.
Doug
Yeah, that's true. I mean, you could just control A, bro.
Dylan
Control A. Control C. Control Shift tab.
Jordan
If we still need to control A, like, we're not getting to the macro.
Dylan
Control A, Control C. Alt tab. Control V. Enter Alt tab. Yeah, there you go.
Doug
So sometimes when I'm really in a deep COD Code Research, I feel like I'm the robot because it's Doing all the work and I'm just chauffeuring information back and forth. Should think about that. That's big brain stuff, bro.
Jordan
Anyway, sorry you needed to. Not like you. We're in order for it to matter to every business in America, right? Like. Like, I understand. Like. Like it needs to just be able to take over your computer, right, and do everything and you would be able to trust it.
Doug
But I'm being serious. It's all a skill issue. I saw someone said that they got COD code to return a shoe and then reorder a larger one on Amazon with just. With just the ask. You. You re. I'm not joking. It's literally connected to Amazon. You could do. You could just open up your fucking website. Like, if you given. I've given login. Like, I'm like, whatever, bro. Here's the fucking logins. Like, here's the API key. I'm like, it's all on one credit card, so I'm like, if some. If something just blows up, I'm like, delete. But I'm just like, hey, have fun, bro. It's all a skill issue in my opinion. Like, give it more access. Say, like, say whatever. You could do whatever the fuck you want with it. I. Whatever. The MCP server gods are gonna like smite me for saying this, but like, it can just like. Okay. An example, Dylan, is I'm trying to automate the pro, and this one's pretty hard. Automate the trade request form for our compliance process. I'm pretty close, actually.
Dylan
I don't know if I want to automate our compliance, bro. That's not something we should.
Doug
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Not. Not our compliance. The trade request form. It's just a form. And no, we're not automating compliance for my. No, no, no. It's just like, hey. But it also keeps me honest too. It's like, hey, what's a restricted list? Like, all this stuff, dude, it's all a skill issue. What I'm saying is everything is a skill issue. You need to reframe. Everything is a cloud code skill issue. That is. And like, I mean, someone. I forgot. Which I forgot who said this. It was on one of the frickin door cash podcasts being like, hey, all of this stuff is like a skill issue of prompting or whatever. Whatever tools you're using. And I really. I truly believe that it's. It's mostly a skill issue. It's on you to figure it out. But yeah, the great.
Jordan
The great Andre flip is you know, November 2025, he pops the bubble and then December, he self reinflates it saying cloud code is AGI.
Dylan
You guys want to know how I, how I start my mornings now? It's pretty interesting.
Jordan
Sure.
Dylan
I was like, okay, I guess not.
Doug
Yeah, yeah, I want to hear so.
Dylan
So, so wake up. You know, use slack for a little bit, check text and stuff. But then I, then I go and grab my, my big protein shake cup. I put a scoop of the Brian Johnson protocol stack, AKA bj. I put two scoops of protein whey isolate and then I put a scoop of collagen and then I use a coffee stirrer and I mix it all up with water and I take this water bottle and then I go to the sauna and I sit there for 60 minutes while I drink my shake and my water.
Doug
While I actually usually what I do. Okay, you want to know my morning thing? Try not to wake up Hannah because she always fucking sleeps in deeper than me.
Dylan
Turn on, talk to.
Doug
I'm not joking. That's exactly what I do. I actually open up, say hey, make the daily note. And then I'm like okay, well what's the outstanding, what's the most important thing to work on today? What are the outstanding tasks I told you to do yesterday? And it pulls it all up, I'm like okay, one. And then, so then I'll go like I'll go run a task, I'll brush my teeth, I'll run a task, I'll take a shower. And then what? And then I'm out the door.
Dylan
I'm a bit open eyed. Deep research pilled still because you've seen semianalysis functions, right? We have this bot internally where you can at semiannysis functions and it engages OpenAI's deep research API and it deep researches. Anytime there's a support ticket it goes into this slack that's called support vip. It drops it in and then it automatically queries semianalysis function, semi analysis functions, reads the support question and then it goes through our slack, right? Has you know, all of our notes, all of our, you know, every note that we put out externally as well as all the internal communications and it creates this long ass response that's like three messages long and has links to all these threads. And then a lot of times the analysts can just like look at that and be like, yeah, I mean and then, and then they like condense it down and say the right thing. You know, there's always a couple of things that they need to fix and then they send it and it's like, what the fuck? Like, I don't know. I think. Can cloud code do this?
Doug
Yeah. Why? Dude? Is a skill issue, Mr. Claude. It's a skill issue, bro. Yeah, I'm sure it can. I'm sure it can. It can read every. It could read like I could be like, hey, summarize 60 of the notes that I've read in the last day, put them all into context and then do a deep research and whatever. Like, and also like you can like. Okay, so I think you could probably program whatever the integration into Slack. I think, I think SL ChatGpts is better right now.
Dylan
Well, we're not using it because both of them suck and we made our own.
Doug
Yeah, yeah, well that's. Oh, that's true. Okay, so that's all on Kyle. Yeah, I mean I think Claud co could do that, but I think it would probably be better. Just hitting the Deep Research API is probably the best in terms of doing deep research queries. But like, I don't know man, there's so much like Dylan, I actually learned that you can fine tune 4.0 models and apparently the fine tuning is much more valuable than like for like really dumb things being like, hey, this is good or bad content. And I was thinking about trying to do that and then like using the thing that's exciting about Claude code is you can do any hook you want into any API. So for example, what I could do is in theory I could be like, hey, here are 300 articles and I'll be like, here's the most valuable part for each one of these articles according to my taste. And then I could fine tune it and then I could serve these API whatever. But the important part is Claude code could literally be the one who's ripping the API agentically and be like, oh well, I did a search and then I applied. I had a, you know, I had my fine tuned Doug model to be like, this is actually the valuable things in the search and it runs all of that for you. And then part of this too that's like so crazy is like there's so many, like you could just. I mean also just for context of how. How max e'd out. I just bought a Mac mini just to run headless in my apartment so that I can just run run jobs all day for like bots. Because these, like that's actually becoming an issue is like these cron jobs. Kyle is going to kill me because barely any of this is on fucking GitHub. Your My entire life's work Is just locally on my computer, you know, whatever. But I could just make another one.
Jordan
Another one.
Dylan
Doug was like, dude, I made this awesome thing and then he links like his own IP address and we're like, Bro, it's like local host dot slash.
Doug
No, no, I was fucking joking. I know. Localhost8000 is. This is what it is, bro. That. That hurts, man. That was a. You should come see this really sick thing. No, I've been doing ironically, a lot of digital, so I'm very bullish APIs for this reason because APIs are really, really like. Essentially you just like guzzle, dude. You just give it the API and it does whatever the hell you want. Very bullish API. Very bullish consumption software. Very bullish. Like, I mean, like, bro, I'm paying search API. Oh, actually, Dylan, what do you think about the. So, so is it. Which, which API got. Is. Is got the Google. The Google. The Google lockdown. Is it SERP API?
Dylan
I have no clue what you're talking about.
Doug
Yep, it is. It is. Sorry.
Dylan
So Google did the search people that they blocked. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, did you see the core research note about, you know, before that, you know, we wrote a couple about.
Doug
Yeah, no, we didn't.
Dylan
Metasearch, you know, you know, we got, we got, we got.
Doug
Well, dude, there's a lot of. I mean, you know, like, ironically, like Brave is really good. I've been, I've been researching a lot on the search to API stuff, but yeah, it was pretty good. Dude, the search, the search APIs are really valuable. All this, like APIs are priceless is my vibe. Like, I don't, I don't even. Like, for example, if Bloomberg could just API all of its information away, I would rather pay that. I think just the data is more valuable than any of the form factor. Bloomberg's total. Like Bloomberg would be better off giving everyone, you know, a, A Bloomberg color. Like Claude code with all the data in the back end of an API and that's it. And then, and then ib. That's it. Like instant.
Jordan
Remember they were trying to train their own models. There's like, still are.
Doug
They gave up. Actually they use Claude. They have. Ask Bloomberg. It's pretty shitty. Claude code. You're not even talking to Doug anymore. You're just talking to Claude code.
Dylan
Doug, are we making a mistake by hiring five juniors in Singapore?
Doug
No.
Dylan
Okay, well, you're saying Claude code can do everything.
Doug
Okay, so, so, so here's my take. Okay, but Dylan, Kate, you got to think even more maxi. What if we take These five juniors in Singapore, we make them as good as, as good as we can, then we give them nuclear power. Then you have five row roaming nuclear power bombed arm robots from like the, I'm thinking like Civ 6 or whatever, like the, you know, the nuclear age robot giant robots. And they're just roaming and doing awesome work, I think. Okay, so I think, and it's kind of back to where I was saying, it's like a skill issue. It's like the people, like having a really high agency person being able to like still understand the scope of problems, break it apart and then like have the resources to put it all together. Like that's what matters. Because I'm serious, it's just a skill issue now. So.
Dylan
Sorry.
Doug
God, I'm, I'm, I'm. I, I want you to know I've been holding all this in for our, our internal cloud code webinar. And then also I, I, I have.
Dylan
To, you gotta organize your thoughts a little bit more instead of ramble mode though, you know?
Doug
I know, I know. I'm, I'm, I'm going to do one actual project that like, I'm going to do a sample project and kind of show my daily workflow, but I'll have to sanitize my daily workflow.
Dylan
Makes sense. Makes sense. Well, you don't have to sanitize it.
Doug
Well, no, because I have like personal, like my personal notes are on there. It's all one big Doug brain. Everything I've ever thought of.
Jordan
Do you really think you're gonna, you're gonna keep doing this a month from now?
Doug
I mean.
Jordan
Cause I've, I've, I've felt like I had a Rome phase. I had an obsidian phase.
Doug
Like, okay, so, so I had a Rome face too, for sure. I think we both had a Rome face together. This is not, it's not the same thing. It's like, it's like get, get, get Rome's name. Like, get Claude Code's name out of it. Like, put some respect on the name. It's totally different. Like, I think it's, I don't know. I, it's the first time where I feel like. I just don't think I would let you rip it out of my cold dead hands. I think my cold dead hands would still, would actually be the last thing it would do. It would press 2 to make sure all, all edits allowed so that you can't rip cloud code out of my dead hands. I'm just, I don't know. And like, okay, I did Try codecs during the codex hype phase. But Codex just never like it never finished. It never. It never like it just never got it done. And maybe I'm a shitty programmer because I am. I'm not doing shit. I'm just like, I'm just telling my little slop child to do whatever the hell I want to. But yeah, I'm forcing everyone in the New York office to try Claude code. Oh wow. And being like, hey, you have to do a project.
Dylan
Wait, you know Kimbo is like super against. He's not super against it, but he just straight up codes in vim and doesn't even use like coding assistants that much.
Doug
Yeah, he's a first.
Dylan
Which is funny because the other person, our technical team is like we're not hiring anyone until we get a thousand dollars a month of coding spend, dude.
Doug
I, I guess, I mean the history of compute tells you that the one that overwhelms you with slop with more transistors and more packages and more support wins in the end. I believe.
Dylan
All out frontal barrage of slop, dude.
Doug
I literally believe like like software. How it's just like this compounding thing where it's just like transistors allowed for like more and more and more slop software to these ginormous packages that obviously still got the job done but were completely bl. I think that that same pattern is what AI is going to allow into like the physical world. Like we're just going to just, we're just going to consume, consume, consume information. I mean I'm. Yeah, I don't know, maybe I'm. Or, or it could be real. Opus 4.5 has one shot at me and I'm having full psychosis right now. You know, there's only two options. Two ways.
Jordan
My western, next month's transistor radio. We'll see, we'll see how it does.
Doug
Maybe next month's transistor radio will be.
Jordan
How's house?
Dylan
Wait, we should do a live one. Jordan, we should do one live when I'm in New York.
Jordan
Okay. Oh, you're here. When are you coming?
Dylan
Last week.
Doug
Last week of January.
Jordan
Yeah, sure.
Doug
Great.
Jordan
I'll buy another mic. I'll buy the like little four person thing. Is there anything else you want to talk about besides cloud code?
Dylan
I mean, I guess, I guess we didn't finish the semi analysis plans, you know, so Keep going, keep going. Right.
Doug
Sorry for those, sorry for the long segue.
Dylan
We've got the chip companies, right? So we're going to do all the Chinese chip Companies we're going to analog chip companies, real chip companies. Right. You know, because analog isn't real. You know, keep going down the stack or up the stack. We're going to do all the server companies, we're going to do all the data center companies, we're going to do the entire grid, we're going to model their grid, we're going to do all of the AI companies that we're going do AI adoption there. And as such we're hiring analysts for China. We're hiring multiple analysts in Singapore as well. And then we're also hiring for AI analysts. Right. So. So any of those things that you guys are interested in to check it, check out Dover. Dover for semi analysis, our job port. Or just reach out to one of us if you're a true slop son. You know a better way to reach out to us than that?
Doug
Yeah.
Jordan
What's the market for the China analysis?
Dylan
Altruism. Like I mean like I think, I think the world needs better China research. Right. I don't think people will pay for it but I think, I think it's, it's. You build things before people want to pay for it. Right. And then, and it turns out people want to pay for them. We'll figure it out. Right. I'd rather just invest and, and have it, you know, and have the best China information in the world. The most objectively factual, best research. Not any of this think tank policy of people who don't know the first thing about any and not any of this like coper, you know, bullshit industry association that's funded by China or by companies that hate China but like just objective real shit.
Jordan
Well, I am really excited for this. I think it needs to happen. Yeah. Selling, selling the thing where people. Well, I mean it's like if they're, if it's like competitive analysis then people start caring. But if it's just like. And I guess there's like, like kind of you know, SME purchase projections and then there's like competitive. Then there's like impact on western firms from a competitive perspective. But yeah, selling China data and China analysis is hard when you, when it's not like a market entry thing. But I wish you guys the best and I believe in you Dylan. If anyone can make it happen was.
Doug
Was the rts, was the RTS game. Was that what pilled you? You're like holy crap, we don't know anything about them.
Dylan
No, no, it's just, it's just like I feel like every team in the company needs someone who's focused on China also.
Doug
Is it because Dylan. You've met Dylan at a very Chinese time in his life. Sorry, I don't know if you guys are familiar with this entire meme.
Jordan
Oh, it's a great meme. We're doing a whole podcast about it.
Doug
Stay tuned.
Dylan
Really?
Doug
I love. I love that there's China you want to join, actually, in China. This depends on the time. I love that there's people in China being like, oh, you've met me. Like, they're like, howdy, I'm trying to become more American. And it's like, you're watching the east meets west on TikTok and Xiaolongshu. Yeah, it's pretty cool, actually.
Dylan
I don't know the meme. Can you explain it.
Jordan
Right now?
Doug
China's hot.
Jordan
Yeah, China's trendy. China's in. If I had to, like, Japan. The thing is, like, Japan is played out. Everyone's been there. Everyone gets it. It's old. It's. It's like there's no youth anymore. Kind of same thing with Korea. Like, they got a little more juice, but still, like, what are you gonna do?
Doug
Do you know what? The moment, I think, actually broke it. I think the Ishowspeed China tour, I think that that's the. That was one of the first things that really, like, made it trendy and cool. And then all the influencers started to go, and then they're like, oh, my God, it's so futuristic. And then a lot of just like, you know, the traditional, like, industrial propaganda about how much production they have, which is so much. They have so much more production than we do. And then being like, wow, it's really cool. And then it just. And then the memes. But the meme is just like. It's like, I. I'm claiming that I'm 100 Chinese, man. Next time you talk to me, I'm gonna say, nihau, woman, whatever. Like, I don't know what. Whatever. I'm just start talking to you. And then so there's this whole meme feed about being like, hey, man, you've just met me in a really Chinese time in my life.
Jordan
It's like my favorite bellies smoking cigs, sitting on plastic, eating hot pot. I mean, I think it's good. Well, China is really freaking cool. I think it is cooler in Japan. Japan, like, wow, they don't even have kids anymore. What are you gonna do with that?
Doug
I don't know. Well, you're just gonna. You're gonna. It's like Disneyland. All the the old people will be the attendants. It'll just be a, it'll just be a creepy tour park. Kind of like Europe, you know.
Jordan
All right, I got a thing to close on. So my mornings now, our daughter jumped out of the crib and Kay is tall enough to open the door. So open her door and then open our door. And then at 6, 10 in the morning walks in and says baba. And I thought it was a dream and I freaked out. And then our daughter was standing there wanting to play in the morning. So quad code, do that one.
Doug
You, you know what you do is you buy her Mac mini, you give her, her a little, you give her a little screen, you delete everything except for one thing that opens on, on startup. Have Claude do it all for you. Fuck it. He'll make a custom ui. I don't know, I'm sure it could do it. And then it'll just be like, what do you want to do today? That's it. I'm just saying. I'm just saying start em young.
Jordan
We're pretty close, so. Oh, so there's only one. So none of the western firms shipped AI toys that had like something you could talk to because they were all too scared of like people jailbreaking it. A Chinese firm did and then there was this whole big scandal because it was like started telling you like CCP propaganda because it was like some Quinn model they put in it saying like.
Doug
And you'd be like China and you'd be, and you'd be like what happened in Tiananmen Square? And then it like, like blows up or something.
Jordan
Teleports back to Shenzhen and.
Doug
You know, rats on you to the police.
Jordan
Yeah. What are you going to do? Innovation's got to come from somewhere, man. Dylan, I hope you, I hope we are. Part of your application coverage is toys. It's going to be the, the beach.
Dylan
Toy toys we have not expanded to, but industrials, energy, AI adoption are the main areas we're pushing in China. Those are the areas that we're going do better than anyone this year.
Doug
That's it.
Dylan
I mean there's going to be a lot more, bro. There's going to be a lot more.
Jordan
Yeah. What non China stuff. Give us more. That's all. Yeah, come on.
Dylan
I just said industrials and energy.
Doug
Global industrials.
Jordan
Okay, great.
Doug
Yeah, great. I'm just. Do you want to talk? Oh, whatever. You'll see when it comes out more. No, no, what else?
Dylan
What else? Well, we launched the memory model, so that's great. If anyone wants to Buy a memory model. Actually, jk, it's only available to full service. Full service customers. What else. What else is there?
Doug
We'll say. We'll call that beta. I mean, I don't know. I'm excited for something hopefully that will happen the first half of the year also. Hopefully a conference.
Dylan
What's in the first half of. What's happening in the first half of the year, bro?
Doug
I'm not gonna, like.
Dylan
Can you. Can you DM it?
Doug
Yeah, but it's gonna be so awkward while we wait for me to DM you what I think.
Dylan
Well, you know, we can always pivot to some other topic. We can always go psychosis mode. We can always go ADHD mode. You're about my love life. You can talk about many things, you know. Just kidding. There is no love life, you know. Just kidding, bro.
Doug
Claudo can fix that for you, man.
Dylan
Did you slack?
Doug
Me? Slack? Yeah.
Jordan
Okay.
Doug
Okay.
Dylan
Oh, yeah, yeah. No, I think. Doug, I think. I think we can just literally talk about it because.
Doug
Cool.
Dylan
We cut. They cut off access to us. No, they cut off access to us. That was the only reason to be secretive.
Doug
Okay, cool. Yeah, yeah. Then we're good. I mean, do you want to do it? Dude, it's.
Dylan
We'll have our. We'll like, have a splash.
Doug
We'll do a splash where.
Dylan
Where high yield will come and we'll record a video and then we'll, like, do a post. It'll be sick.
Doug
Okay. I'm excited. Tbd. Big things coming soon.
Dylan
Bigger physical. Physical operations. Something else has Capex. We have Capex.
Doug
Yeah.
Dylan
Huge.
Doug
We're buying three Mac Minis. No, no, dude, honestly, if this works.
Dylan
Apparently I called Boomer. The Dells that we has a standard issue Boomer and old. And then Paul took that as, oh, Dells are banned. And I'm like, oh, fuck.
Jordan
Well, is an Apple kind of Boomer, though. I mean, I could really use a new PC format.
Doug
You should be you. Okay.
Dylan
So our newest hire wants a framework laptop. And we're like, yeah, I think he's like. He's like, I've never used Back or OS X or Windows. And I'm like, holy fuck. The level of autism we have at the same day. Wait, who straight up said, I've never used Windows?
Doug
Who's that? Who's that? Who's that?
Dylan
Harrison.
Doug
Okay, that's. It's pretty impressive, dude.
Dylan
Dude, the. The technical staff is absurdly cracked.
Doug
It's pretty cool. It's pretty crying. But anyways, you should be buying Max right now.
Dylan
We're also hiring for technical staff. We're hiring for cluster max. We're hiring for AI analysts. AI tokenomics. We're also hiring for China analysts. We're hiring for Singapore analysts and technical people. Anywhere in the world, if you're passionate, not in any of those places. Or any of those places. Still reach out because we're hiring for sales still.
Doug
I'm trying to.
Dylan
We're hiring for everything. If you're good.
Doug
Yeah, just go to the.
Dylan
And if you're a slop son, join.
Jordan
I want you guys to have an Africa analyst. When. Where's like the Africa story.
Doug
We'll get a lot of. We'll get the Venezuelan. We'll probably do the Venezuelan GPU first, bro. There's an. There's an actual Brazilian memory company, so. Oh, my God.
Dylan
Can I tell you guys a story? Hold on. So this Venezuela thing, right? I'm freaking out. Like, everyone's freaking out. Like we're monitoring the situation because that's what we do. And then, and then in the slack, right, you know, a couple of the guys are figuring out, they're like, holy fuck, there's all these underutilized turbines in Venezuela. And then like, that's it. That's it. That's all they say. And then I make a post on X about how and it's a, it's a fake news post. It was a shit post. I said that at the end of the like post. But most people don't get that far. So a lot of people thought it was serious, but I was like, oh, we're not invading them for oil. We're invading them for underused turbines. We're actually going to take these turbines and ship them back. Elon wants to put them in Colossus 3. OpenAI wants to do Stargate Venezuela. We'll see what happens, right? And it was like just a complete shitpost. Multiple policymakers DM'd me people in like. And they're like, oh, good idea. And it's like, what the.
Jordan
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Well, there's nothing else you want from this country. It's like you're invading the wrong country for the wrong.
Dylan
Less influence.
Jordan
Who cares? It's Venezuela. God bless you. You want to, you want to influence like a, like a impoverished country that.
Dylan
Is with a lot of oil and minerals.
Jordan
Okay.
Dylan
And underutilized turbines.
Jordan
All right, I think we're gonna call it there. Welcome to 2026, everyone.
Doug
Happy new Year.
Dylan
It's good old fashioned imperialism. I'm not coping in any other way. It's just imperialism.
Sam
White on black is the truth Claw's my only gun I'll call him Maxi Pill you every chart I ever posted didn't touch a single key just tight make it beautiful and let the Ellen breathe My ego's getting massive but I'm saying it's all right Everything's a skill.
Dylan
Issue and the model got the mind.
Sam
I'm Claud code pill Then I'm losing my mind body, body coding everything leaving thoughts behind magn in my bedroom running b all night hope it's 45 is AGI the future's looking bright it's all a sk it's all. I don't write no functions I just whisper to the screen hey bro, fix my trading form make sure it's clean 6 tags open cont for the green My girlfriend thinks I'm crazy But she doesn't see the dream eyes overturns one prompt it's done my whole life. But I just help my singing and it handles all the death they said I need to structures Said I need a plan but I'm in psychosis Move my digital from Age of Empires to Venezuela Building my reality one token at a time. It's not a phase, mom this is the future. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to talk to my computer. Sam.
Date: January 8, 2026
Host: Jordan Schneider
Featured Guests: Doug, Dylan (and cameo commentary/rap from Sam)
Theme: Exploring the intersection of China tech, US-China policy, semiconductor industry developments, the operationalization of AI agents like Claude Code, and deep dives into the workflow and culture of industry analysts.
Main Purpose:
This episode interweaves two primary threads:
The tone is rapid-fire, geeky, self-deprecating, and highly conversational, hopping from hard tech and hiring plans to rhapsodizing about AI habits—and always in the context of US-China tech competition.
“I am excited for the true maxi future, where you buy a computer and there’s no software at all. It just starts with a Claude Code API and you build your own software... All software, whatever OS, it doesn’t matter.” (Doug, 15:51–16:16)
“We are going to track everything. All the Chinese wafer fab equipment manufacturers to the detail that we track American ones… All the Chinese chemical suppliers, photoresist, etchants, precursors…”
— Dylan, 03:32
"You're about to meet us at our most Chinese point in our life. That's the plan."
— Doug, 06:38
“Cloud code is delicious and it's a little sycophantic and it's super addictive and I have completely decided to give my life up to it… it's all a skill issue now. Like I'm really telling you it's all a skill issue.”
— Doug, 08:05–08:48
"Opus 4.5 is AGI."
— Doug, 19:10
“I have daily calendars. Be like, hey, I needed this by this day. And whatever's like, hey, I need you to give this to me… For example, the reason why I knew what IPO today is because I put it in. Like when I did the filing, I like did. I had Claude code look for the filings for Minimax and gpu… Made it all of it, exported it all to Excel... It’s pretty good.”
— Doug, 09:39
"Honestly, it's all skill. It's all skill issues now. I'm very, very, very Claude code code pilled." — Doug, 11:24
"It's just a home for markdown files. And we have the AI that lives on top of it, which is what we all dreamed of."
— Jordan, 11:38
“It's the first time where I feel like—I just don't think I would let you rip it out of my cold dead hands… Put some respect on the name. It’s totally different.”
— Doug, 39:13–39:19
"At this point in time, I think everything that is a problem is a skill issue on my end… It’s like, it is completely on me. It’s a skill issue. I, I deeply believe that."
— Doug, 19:38
"The more important, most important part about this is like having a persistent store. So I've been using Obsidian. I'm finally converted to Obsidian." — Doug, 10:38
“White on black is the truth / Claw’s my only gun / I’ll call him Maxi / Pill you every chart I ever posted / didn’t touch a single key...”
(Sam, 54:04–54:50)
This episode is a riotous mix of inside-baseball industry gossip, bravado about AI “changing everything,” and sincere, detail-rich discussion of the challenges (and cultural fun) of tracking China’s tech industry.
Doug’s “Claude code pilling” is not just a workflow upgrade; it’s treated as a lived, euphoric paradigm shift—one with real stakes for the future of information work, competitive analysis, and even personal agency at the computer.
Final Quote:
"I'm Claude Codepilled. I feel generally euphoric about its potential. And personally, I think everyone should try it because I think it will change your mind of what's possible." – Doug, 20:36
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