Chrisley Confessions 2.0

Episode: “Funniest Episode Ever???” (feat. Nanny Faye)

Date: November 5, 2025
Host: Todd Chrisley
Guest: Nanny Faye Chrisley

Episode Overview

On this rollicking, deeply personal episode of Chrisley Confessions 2.0, Todd Chrisley welcomes fan-favorite Nanny Faye for what just might be their funniest and most unfiltered conversation yet. The dynamic mother-son duo dive headlong into family tales, generational clashes, political opinions, and hilarious anecdotes—peppering the chat with their trademark Southern wit, blunt honesty, and a healthy dose of spicy family banter. From debates over “loose” reputations to candid thoughts on parenting, politics, and cameos, nothing is off limits, and laughter is guaranteed.

Key Discussion Points and Insights

Family Ties & Generational Banter

• Reputation, Raising Kids, and Family Traits

  • Todd and Nanny Faye spar playfully about their reputations and family history, especially regarding "loose" behavior and who really inherited what (00:30–01:25).
    • Quote:
      • Todd: “So you saying because I was a whore, that’s why my kid turned into ones?”
      • Nanny Faye: “Yeah, probably.” (00:50)
  • Nanny Faye threatens to leave the podcast if the conversation doesn’t become more “civil,” setting the stage for their classic back-and-forth (01:19–01:28).
  • Todd jokes about not sending his mom to assisted living due to all the "STDs" there, and Nanny Faye grumbles about not being “controlled” as long as she knows her birthday (01:41–02:06).

• Views on Women and Aging

  • Nanny Faye weighs in on morality, women “giving the cat up,” and her own standards:
    • “They need to read the Bible because you do not do things like that before you marry.” (02:29)
  • Todd challenges her, saying: “There was hoes in the Bible...which ladle did Jesus drink from?” (02:34–02:49)

Life, Love, and Living Alone

• Nanny Faye’s Reflections on Widowhood
  • She discusses the upsides of independence, insisting she doesn’t need anyone in charge of her life and never desires to be a "hoe" (03:39–04:03).
  • Todd teases about her “multiple vibrators,” which she hilariously shuts down (04:03–04:09).
    • Quote: Nanny Faye: “I don’t even know what a vibrator is.” (04:06)
• Loyalty to Grandchildren
  • Despite Todd’s ribbing, Nanny Faye maintains she won’t talk bad about her grandbabies—even if they're acting up (04:26–05:09).

Generational Differences

• Work Ethics and Parenting
  • Nanny Faye contrasts her generation’s “better morals” and hard work with her children’s and grandchildren’s:
    • “We have better standards, we have better morals for certain and we’re really just the best generation they are.” (14:06)
    • “You can’t tell them nothing. They already know everything.” (14:25)
  • She shares regrets about working too hard to give her kids a better life, suggesting it may have made them softer (14:42–15:04).

Family Loyalty & Relationships

• Julie vs Todd

  • An ongoing rivalry emerges as Todd is convinced Nanny Faye prefers his wife Julie over him, especially humorously dissected:
    • Todd: “You do love Julie a little bit more.”
    • Nanny Faye: “I don’t love nobody more than a mom.” (19:08–19:10)
  • Nanny Faye rates Julie as a “10” for a daughter-in-law, highlights her steadfastness during illness, and says God blessed Todd with a good wife (20:05–20:51).

• Sibling and Grandchild Dynamics

  • Todd presses Nanny Faye on which son and grandchild she loves most. She dodges, saying, “A mother does not choose between their children,” and, “My favorite every day is the one that needs me the most.” (24:34, 26:16)

Cosmetic Procedures, Vanity & Aging

• Refreshers, Not Facelifts
  • Nanny Faye confesses to getting “touch-ups” like Botox and fillers but draws the line at facelifts (28:35–29:51).
    • “I ain’t never been cut on.” (29:30)

Aspirations & Political Banter

• Return to TV? Politics?
  • She’s gung-ho about returning to TV: “I go today or tomorrow, any day they'd open the door and let me fly in.” (30:06)
  • Dismisses the prospect of Dancing with the Stars due to “two knees being blowed out” (30:19–30:41).
  • Blames Covid shots for knee issues—jokingly plots to sue “the government and Fauci” (31:04–31:19).

Politics: Sharp Opinions, Humor, and History Lessons

• Past and Present Presidents

  • Nanny Faye shares her evolution from a Democrat (“my granddaddy during the Depression… lost everything”) to first voting for Trump (46:27–47:44).
  • Offers candid takes on various politicians, spares no one:
    • On Nancy Pelosi: "She is a snake. And she's worse than a rattlesnake." (49:21)
    • On Adam Schiff: "He's a liar. They all are." (49:32)
    • On Mitch McConnell: "He can't be neither one." (49:48)
  • Strong calls for age and term limits: “Two terms and you're out.” (49:51)
  • Praises the Kennedy family’s looks, Melania as "the prettiest" First Lady, and John Kennedy as the best-looking president (56:21–57:00).

• On Diversity in Politics

  • Open-minded on women and LGBTQ+ running for president, says, “As long as you are running the country the way it should be run... I don't really have a problem.” (53:59–54:21)

Hilarious & Memorable Moments

• Classic One-Liners & Banter

  • “Loose as a goose. I wouldn’t be hanging around with y'all, Todd, I. That’s all you won’t talk about. I’m not.” (01:08)
  • “Listen, 90% of the American people are hoes because I don’t know. I’m not.” (05:09)
  • On cosmetic work: “She didn’t cut me... she gave me some Botox.” (29:09, 29:14)
  • “Well, if she wants to fight, we’ll beat in the street because I’d have cleaned her up.” (37:14)

• Cameo Obsession

  • Nanny Faye shamelessly plugs her Cameo gigs, making Todd laugh about her need to reach “a lot of new cameos”:
    • “All these people out here. If you want a cameo… call me. I’ll get you straightened out.” (32:36–32:43)
    • Todd: “She has worried me to death, folks, about this cameo.” (32:47)
    • “I get five stars every time… because you're doing a cameo for 15 minutes. When people do cameos for three minutes.” (64:16–64:25)

• Blunt Political Takedowns

  • “I ain’t never liked [Nancy Pelosi]... she is a snake. And she's worse than a rattlesnake.” (49:18–49:21)

Notable Quotes & Segments (with Timestamps)

• On Generational Differences & Parenting:

  • Nanny Faye: “We have better morals... we’re really just the best generation there are.” (14:06)
  • “We had to work... Our mistake was we wanted to give our children more than what we had.” (14:42)

• On Julie as a Daughter-in-Law:

  • “I would give her a 10... she’s my friend. She’s been with me through my tough times.” (20:05–20:10)

• On Cosmetics and Aging:

  • Todd: “Would you ever consider having a facelift?”
    Nanny Faye: “That’s too much pain, I think... I don’t really need it.” (28:20–29:48)

• On Political Philosophy:

  • Nanny Faye: “A mother does not choose between their children.” (24:36)
  • “She is a snake. And she's worse than a rattlesnake.” (49:21)
  • “You know what? We're not going to talk about all the stuff that... but history tells you about things.” (53:24)
  • On term limits: “Should be term limits. Two terms and you’re out.” (49:51)

• On Open-Mindedness:

  • “As long as you are running the country the way it should be run... I don’t really have a problem.” (54:11)

• On Life Accomplishments:

  • “Raising my children and having a good life. That’s one of my... greatest accomplishments...” (59:03)

Important Segments & Timestamps

• Opening family banter and reputation jokes: 00:30–02:14
• Generational morals and children/grandchildren talk: 14:00–15:15
• Julie vs. Todd daughter-in-law segment: 19:02–21:32
• Five questions for Nanny Faye (favorites, children): 23:17–27:19
• Cosmetic procedures discussion: 28:35–31:19
• Politics (past presidents, party shifts, term limits): 46:27–53:03
• Kennedy vs. Trump family looks: 56:03–58:03
• Nanny Faye's Cameo obsession and shameless plugs: 32:19–33:13, 64:07–64:36
• Final “Who do you love more?” and goodbye banter: 61:39–65:09

Tone & Language

Throughout the conversation, Todd and Nanny Faye maintain an affectionate, irreverent, and blunt Southern tone—ribbing, teasing, and loving in equal measure. Both are unfiltered but never mean-spirited, with Todd playing the mischievous son and Nanny Faye the unshakable matriarch. Genuine warmth and sharp wit characterize every exchange.

For Listeners: Why Listen?

This episode is a quintessential, raucous dose of Chrisley family humor and heart. You’ll get:

• Genuine family insights and candid “real talk”
• Generational perspectives on morality, love, and modern culture
• Hilarious, quotable moments and stories you won’t hear anywhere else
• Hot (and sometimes hotheaded) takes on today’s political scene
• Lessons in resilience, faith, and the enduring bond of family—even when they drive each other crazy

If you ever wondered why fans love Nanny Faye—or if you just need a good laugh—this one’s for you.