Funniest Episode Ever??? (feat. Nanny Faye)

Summary

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Chrisley Confessions 2.0

Episode: “Funniest Episode Ever???” (feat. Nanny Faye)

Date: November 5, 2025
Host: Todd Chrisley
Guest: Nanny Faye Chrisley

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Episode Overview

On this rollicking, deeply personal episode of Chrisley Confessions 2.0, Todd Chrisley welcomes fan-favorite Nanny Faye for what just might be their funniest and most unfiltered conversation yet. The dynamic mother-son duo dive headlong into family tales, generational clashes, political opinions, and hilarious anecdotes—peppering the chat with their trademark Southern wit, blunt honesty, and a healthy dose of spicy family banter. From debates over “loose” reputations to candid thoughts on parenting, politics, and cameos, nothing is off limits, and laughter is guaranteed.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

Family Ties & Generational Banter

• Reputation, Raising Kids, and Family Traits

  • Todd and Nanny Faye spar playfully about their reputations and family history, especially regarding "loose" behavior and who really inherited what (00:30–01:25).
    • Quote:
      • Todd: “So you saying because I was a whore, that’s why my kid turned into ones?”
      • Nanny Faye: “Yeah, probably.” (00:50)
  • Nanny Faye threatens to leave the podcast if the conversation doesn’t become more “civil,” setting the stage for their classic back-and-forth (01:19–01:28).
  • Todd jokes about not sending his mom to assisted living due to all the "STDs" there, and Nanny Faye grumbles about not being “controlled” as long as she knows her birthday (01:41–02:06).

• Views on Women and Aging

  • Nanny Faye weighs in on morality, women “giving the cat up,” and her own standards:
    • “They need to read the Bible because you do not do things like that before you marry.” (02:29)
  • Todd challenges her, saying: “There was hoes in the Bible...which ladle did Jesus drink from?” (02:34–02:49)

Life, Love, and Living Alone

• Nanny Faye’s Reflections on Widowhood
  • She discusses the upsides of independence, insisting she doesn’t need anyone in charge of her life and never desires to be a "hoe" (03:39–04:03).
  • Todd teases about her “multiple vibrators,” which she hilariously shuts down (04:03–04:09).
    • Quote: Nanny Faye: “I don’t even know what a vibrator is.” (04:06)
• Loyalty to Grandchildren
  • Despite Todd’s ribbing, Nanny Faye maintains she won’t talk bad about her grandbabies—even if they're acting up (04:26–05:09).

Generational Differences

• Work Ethics and Parenting
  • Nanny Faye contrasts her generation’s “better morals” and hard work with her children’s and grandchildren’s:
    • “We have better standards, we have better morals for certain and we’re really just the best generation they are.” (14:06)
    • “You can’t tell them nothing. They already know everything.” (14:25)
  • She shares regrets about working too hard to give her kids a better life, suggesting it may have made them softer (14:42–15:04).

Family Loyalty & Relationships

• Julie vs Todd

  • An ongoing rivalry emerges as Todd is convinced Nanny Faye prefers his wife Julie over him, especially humorously dissected:
    • Todd: “You do love Julie a little bit more.”
    • Nanny Faye: “I don’t love nobody more than a mom.” (19:08–19:10)
  • Nanny Faye rates Julie as a “10” for a daughter-in-law, highlights her steadfastness during illness, and says God blessed Todd with a good wife (20:05–20:51).

• Sibling and Grandchild Dynamics

  • Todd presses Nanny Faye on which son and grandchild she loves most. She dodges, saying, “A mother does not choose between their children,” and, “My favorite every day is the one that needs me the most.” (24:34, 26:16)

Cosmetic Procedures, Vanity & Aging

• Refreshers, Not Facelifts
  • Nanny Faye confesses to getting “touch-ups” like Botox and fillers but draws the line at facelifts (28:35–29:51).
    • “I ain’t never been cut on.” (29:30)

Aspirations & Political Banter

• Return to TV? Politics?
  • She’s gung-ho about returning to TV: “I go today or tomorrow, any day they'd open the door and let me fly in.” (30:06)
  • Dismisses the prospect of Dancing with the Stars due to “two knees being blowed out” (30:19–30:41).
  • Blames Covid shots for knee issues—jokingly plots to sue “the government and Fauci” (31:04–31:19).

Politics: Sharp Opinions, Humor, and History Lessons

• Past and Present Presidents

  • Nanny Faye shares her evolution from a Democrat (“my granddaddy during the Depression… lost everything”) to first voting for Trump (46:27–47:44).
  • Offers candid takes on various politicians, spares no one:
    • On Nancy Pelosi: "She is a snake. And she's worse than a rattlesnake." (49:21)
    • On Adam Schiff: "He's a liar. They all are." (49:32)
    • On Mitch McConnell: "He can't be neither one." (49:48)
  • Strong calls for age and term limits: “Two terms and you're out.” (49:51)
  • Praises the Kennedy family’s looks, Melania as "the prettiest" First Lady, and John Kennedy as the best-looking president (56:21–57:00).

• On Diversity in Politics

  • Open-minded on women and LGBTQ+ running for president, says, “As long as you are running the country the way it should be run... I don't really have a problem.” (53:59–54:21)

Hilarious & Memorable Moments

• Classic One-Liners & Banter

  • “Loose as a goose. I wouldn’t be hanging around with y'all, Todd, I. That’s all you won’t talk about. I’m not.” (01:08)
  • “Listen, 90% of the American people are hoes because I don’t know. I’m not.” (05:09)
  • On cosmetic work: “She didn’t cut me... she gave me some Botox.” (29:09, 29:14)
  • “Well, if she wants to fight, we’ll beat in the street because I’d have cleaned her up.” (37:14)

• Cameo Obsession

  • Nanny Faye shamelessly plugs her Cameo gigs, making Todd laugh about her need to reach “a lot of new cameos”:
    • “All these people out here. If you want a cameo… call me. I’ll get you straightened out.” (32:36–32:43)
    • Todd: “She has worried me to death, folks, about this cameo.” (32:47)
    • “I get five stars every time… because you're doing a cameo for 15 minutes. When people do cameos for three minutes.” (64:16–64:25)

• Blunt Political Takedowns

  • “I ain’t never liked [Nancy Pelosi]... she is a snake. And she's worse than a rattlesnake.” (49:18–49:21)

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Notable Quotes & Segments (with Timestamps)

• On Generational Differences & Parenting:

  • Nanny Faye: “We have better morals... we’re really just the best generation there are.” (14:06)
  • “We had to work... Our mistake was we wanted to give our children more than what we had.” (14:42)

• On Julie as a Daughter-in-Law:

  • “I would give her a 10... she’s my friend. She’s been with me through my tough times.” (20:05–20:10)

• On Cosmetics and Aging:

  • Todd: “Would you ever consider having a facelift?”
    Nanny Faye: “That’s too much pain, I think... I don’t really need it.” (28:20–29:48)

• On Political Philosophy:

  • Nanny Faye: “A mother does not choose between their children.” (24:36)
  • “She is a snake. And she's worse than a rattlesnake.” (49:21)
  • “You know what? We're not going to talk about all the stuff that... but history tells you about things.” (53:24)
  • On term limits: “Should be term limits. Two terms and you’re out.” (49:51)

• On Open-Mindedness:

  • “As long as you are running the country the way it should be run... I don’t really have a problem.” (54:11)

• On Life Accomplishments:

  • “Raising my children and having a good life. That’s one of my... greatest accomplishments...” (59:03)

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Important Segments & Timestamps

• Opening family banter and reputation jokes: 00:30–02:14
• Generational morals and children/grandchildren talk: 14:00–15:15
• Julie vs. Todd daughter-in-law segment: 19:02–21:32
• Five questions for Nanny Faye (favorites, children): 23:17–27:19
• Cosmetic procedures discussion: 28:35–31:19
• Politics (past presidents, party shifts, term limits): 46:27–53:03
• Kennedy vs. Trump family looks: 56:03–58:03
• Nanny Faye's Cameo obsession and shameless plugs: 32:19–33:13, 64:07–64:36
• Final “Who do you love more?” and goodbye banter: 61:39–65:09

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Tone & Language

Throughout the conversation, Todd and Nanny Faye maintain an affectionate, irreverent, and blunt Southern tone—ribbing, teasing, and loving in equal measure. Both are unfiltered but never mean-spirited, with Todd playing the mischievous son and Nanny Faye the unshakable matriarch. Genuine warmth and sharp wit characterize every exchange.

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For Listeners: Why Listen?

This episode is a quintessential, raucous dose of Chrisley family humor and heart. You’ll get:

• Genuine family insights and candid “real talk”
• Generational perspectives on morality, love, and modern culture
• Hilarious, quotable moments and stories you won’t hear anywhere else
• Hot (and sometimes hotheaded) takes on today’s political scene
• Lessons in resilience, faith, and the enduring bond of family—even when they drive each other crazy

If you ever wondered why fans love Nanny Faye—or if you just need a good laugh—this one’s for you.

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Transcript

[Todd Chrisley]

The questions start early, and then they start multiplying.

Do babies hold grudges?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

How do I know when he's full?

[Todd Chrisley]

Logging poops, comma, necessary.

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Well, what do you think about when they say that me and Julie were these bank robbers? Or that we did all.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, y' all wasn't Bonnie inclined. Yeah, but what you do to other people's daughters usually comes back to get you.

[Todd Chrisley]

So you saying because I was a whore, that's why my kid turned into ones?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Yeah, probably.

[Todd Chrisley]

Mama. That's a shame.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I ain't gonna talk about my grandbabies. So don't.

[Todd Chrisley]

Oh, but you're gonna talk about me?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Yeah.

[Todd Chrisley]

So it's okay for you. You to call me? Yeah.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Because you shouldn't do that.

[Todd Chrisley]

I think they take a lot after their grandma.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

They take it after grandma.

[Todd Chrisley]

Cause you was loose as a goose.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Yeah. Okay. By the. Loose as a goose. I wouldn't be hanging around with y', all, Todd, I. That's all you won't talk about. I'm not.

[Todd Chrisley]

No, Mama.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I'm flat not gonna do this now. I'll just get up and get in my car and go home. I don't.

[Todd Chrisley]

You're not going home because we have to do this podcast.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, I'm gonna plan on helping you, but we're gonna talk something civil and something nice. It ain't gonna be something some foolish shit all the time. I'm not gonna do that.

[Todd Chrisley]

But, Mama, these are.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I do not care. I'm not gonna be a part of it.

[Todd Chrisley]

Do you know why I don't send you to an assisted living? Cause you're not my boss. Because of all the STDs that are there.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, I don't care. You're not my boss.

[Todd Chrisley]

They are literally hopping from one room to the next.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Ask Dr. Peach what I told Sassy for you to sign so I can be in control of you. I said, I will never do that.

[Todd Chrisley]

Savannah tried to take control of you?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Yeah. I said, I'm not gonna ever do that. I said, you know what? As long as I know my birthday, they can't. Nobody could be in control.

[Todd Chrisley]

When's your birthday?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

September 2nd.

[Todd Chrisley]

1887.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

No, 1944.

[Todd Chrisley]

1944?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Yeah.

[Todd Chrisley]

Hell, I thought she was at least 100 years older than that.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, it doesn't matter what you think, what you get.

[Todd Chrisley]

So at any rate. So as a woman, what would you say to these young women today who's out here just giving the cat up on a regular basis?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

They need to read the Bible because you do not do things like that before you marry.

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, no, they was doing that in the Bible.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, that wasn't what God said.

[Todd Chrisley]

No, God didn't say that. But there was hoes in the Bible. Remember who was at the well? What ladle did Jesus. What ladle did Jesus drink from, Todd?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I don't know. All I know is I'm not no part of that.

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, you said you was more like Peter.

[Podcast Advertiser/Host]

I am.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

That's why I'm not lying. Because I don't do bad things. I am a good person and I live my life so people, when they follow me, they know it is a good life.

[Todd Chrisley]

Right?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

And when I lay my head down on my bed, I want to be able to go to sleep, not worry about things that I have done wrong today or done wrong to other people.

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, let me ask. Do you feel like you've done anything wrong in your life?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

No.

[Todd Chrisley]

Have you ever been a hoe?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

No, never been there. Never been a hoe.

[Todd Chrisley]

Do you ever want to, I mean, at the latter years of your life, do you think that you might want to pursue that?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

No. Something that you don't know about, you never want to do. So I'm not have no desire for that.

[Todd Chrisley]

So as a woman ages, what has been some of the most difficult things that you have found?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Listen, I've been married 50 something years and I live alone. And do I miss my husband? Yes, I do. But you know, living alone is not the worst thing in the world. You're your own boss. Nobody's asking you to get up and do anything.

[Todd Chrisley]

And you have multiple vibrators.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I don't even know what a vibrator is.

[Todd Chrisley]

And don't worry, that's how you chipped your toes.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I don't care about stuffing your crazy stuff talking. I said that leaving alone is not the worst thing in the world.

[Todd Chrisley]

How do you feel about your. Now I've never been a ho, but how do you feel about some of your grandchildren that had been hoes?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, I'm not going to talk about my grandbabies. I'm going to leave that up to the parents.

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, I'm not going.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

You know what?

[Todd Chrisley]

I'm their grandparents never left. You ain't never left the raising of Your grandchildren up to their parents. You've been nosy and meddling ever since. I have.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

That's okay. Sometimes I might tell them things they don't need to be doing. Things they should be doing. But you know, in the big picture. Picture, I'm their friend.

[Todd Chrisley]

You're that. So you're gonna ride with them regardless.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I'm gonna ride or die.

[Todd Chrisley]

So if you got them out here.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Acting like hoes, if I can't control them, then there's consequences.

[Todd Chrisley]

But are you gonna still ride with them?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Yeah, I'll still ride with them.

[Todd Chrisley]

So if you a hoe in the Chrissy household and you're a grandchild, Nanny Faye is going to ride with you, right?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, listen, 90% of the American people are hoes because I don't know. I'm not. I don't know no children that do what we did back in our days.

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, now, you said that when you married Daddy, you were a virgin. I was, but Daddy said he nailed you at the hog parlor.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Daddy didn't say that and he's a liar. And I'm not talking about such crazy shit as. So if you're gonna start that. I'm not. I told you, Todd, I'm not gonna do that.

[Todd Chrisley]

When are we starting?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Oh, you already rolled.

[Todd Chrisley]

Oh, shit. Mom, you gotta clean this stuff up. We're not talking about screwing and shit on my podcast.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

You get that stuff?

[Todd Chrisley]

No, I didn't know. Well, then we're gonna have some good outtakes.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

You're gonna get rid of that.

[Todd Chrisley]

No, we're not. That's gold. Anytime you start talking about your kitty cake.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

That's filthy. They Nobody wants to hear that.

[Todd Chrisley]

But Mommy, you recently have had an issue with your all grey goose, because didn't you say the other.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, you know people, I guess. I've never had a bladder infection till I had cancer. I've never had a uti.

[Todd Chrisley]

But you know, they say that women your age that get UTIs is from multiple partners.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, that's not true. I can vouch for that. That's a lie. So you only had 99% of all stuff that people tell you is a lie.

[Todd Chrisley]

So you only seeing one woman or one man?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I'm not seeing anybody.

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, how would you feel about. Would you be open to a relationship with a woman?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I don't think it's funny.

[Todd Chrisley]

Ma', am, I've asked you a question.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Listen, Todd, if it's not reasonable and sensible, you're not. Do not ask me because I don't answer stupid stuff going. You Stuck on stupid. You can never fix it. So just don't ask me nothing like.

[Todd Chrisley]

So then basically you're not going to be a member of the.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I've already done my life, 50 years.

[Todd Chrisley]

Which you might want. It could expand.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I don't care. I had one husband, one dog, and I'm through. I'm on my journey for the sunset. It's going to be by myself.

[Todd Chrisley]

What do you think the sun's going to say for your final journey?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I don't know, but I'm going to go into the sunset and I hope that the right road is waiting on me.

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, I'm just going to tell you something. The road to heaven and the road.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

It'S straight and narrow.

[Todd Chrisley]

That's right.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

And few will enter it.

[Todd Chrisley]

There is a. When it starts going like this and.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I'm not going to do it. I'm going to bear off to the right way.

[Todd Chrisley]

I don't know. Because you know the Bible talks about gambling.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

No, he doesn't talk about that.

[Todd Chrisley]

Yes he does. Now, in faith. Now I want you to go to heaven because I want to be there so we can be neighbors.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

You're not going to be telling me that because I read the Bible and it's never been in there about gambling.

[Todd Chrisley]

It is in there.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

No, it is not.

[Todd Chrisley]

Can you pull the scripture for me, please?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

No, just.

[Todd Chrisley]

Just Google. Where in the Bible does it say gambling is a sin?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

It doesn't. Well, it might be.

[Todd Chrisley]

Oh no, it might.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

It's not. About what?

[Todd Chrisley]

So when people call your bluff, old.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Lady, and listen, I ain't calling my bluff.

[Todd Chrisley]

You're a sinner then.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

No, I'm not.

[Todd Chrisley]

If I get my trustworthy colleague over here to pull straight from the Bible.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

The only thing they did in the Bible about. They said about gambling. I don't even know that it says gambling shroud.

[Todd Chrisley]

Go ahead and read it to me.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

You're not gonna like this, Todd. The Bible does not explicitly say that gambling is a sin. But it provides several principles that could be applied. Key concerns being love against a love of money, greed and contentment.

[Todd Chrisley]

You have all those symptoms.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

What I'm doing is not wrong. Well, had you rather may be doing that or sitting over there, I'd rather.

[Todd Chrisley]

You be a man.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Listen, I'm on boss, so I'm not going to ask you had you rather I would do what?

[Todd Chrisley]

I would prefer you be a madam in a whorehouse. Well, I'm not going to. Then you could try. You could collect your money, your percentage.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I'm not going to do that either. That'd be work and I'm not doing that be work.

[Todd Chrisley]

You just sitting at the door.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Okay, well, I ain't doing that. That's just crazy.

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, let me ask you something. Since daddy died, have. Has. Has a nut. Mama, I'm just asking a question. You don't even know what I'm going to say. Since daddy died, has another man caught your eye?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

No.

[Todd Chrisley]

Look, the ways you. So you're looking a little sketch right now.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

No, I'm not. If I don't. If I had. I've had. I have had choices, okay? And I have had plenty of compliments and I could have, but I didn't choose to do.

[Todd Chrisley]

That's not what I asked you. See, this is where Chase and Savannah them get it. When I asked them, did you do this? I was over at the mall and then I went had my nails done and. That's not what I asked you. I asked you, did you do this? Has another man caught your eye since daddy died?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

No. No. If I did, I'd be with him.

[Todd Chrisley]

Why you keep telling the kids you're going to have them? They're getting ready to have another grand?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Because I just tell them that. Just like they do lie.

[Todd Chrisley]

So you lie like them, give them.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Something to think about.

[Todd Chrisley]

So you're giving. When you're lying, it's just given something to think about.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, I just tell them that because they know it's not true.

[Todd Chrisley]

Have you wanted.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

No, if I'd wanted, I'd have already been married.

[Todd Chrisley]

What did you. Was there a time that you felt like, you know, maybe I could be married again?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

No. I get thinking about that and then all the stuff that goes with a marriage. I don't need that. I'm not going to. I'm not even going to engage in it.

[Todd Chrisley]

Gotcha.

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[Todd Chrisley]

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Do babies hold grudges?

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Biggest difference is between your generation and my generation?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, we have better standards, we have better morals for certain and we're really just the best generation they are.

[Todd Chrisley]

Okay, what do you think is the worst part of my generation?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

You can't tell them nothing. They already know everything. I Don't know why they not retired, drawing their checks when they're young. Because they know everything. Can't tell them nothing.

[Todd Chrisley]

What do you think the biggest difference between your generation and your grandchildren's generation is?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, we had to work. And our mistake was we wanted to give our children more than what we had. So we worked extra hard to give them better. A better life. Not that I had a hard life, but a good life. I didn't know violence. I didn't know drinking. I didn't know cursing. I didn't know any of that growing up in my home.

[Todd Chrisley]

But yet you've been violent with me.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

No. If I'd been violent, I'd done slapped the shit out of you a long time ago, and maybe you wouldn't be rattling all the time.

[Todd Chrisley]

So, violence you've been violent with me. You wasn't raised with drinking. You drank.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I do not. Don't say that, Mama.

[Todd Chrisley]

Use you got sauced up in the Caymans.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Thing I've ever drank a pina colada.

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, you know what's in a pina.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Colada, but most of the time mine are virgin.

[Todd Chrisley]

No, they not, Mama. Now, I'm not gonna do this line when you're right.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Yeah, I am.

[Todd Chrisley]

We're not. We're not on. On this microphone.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

No, I'm not.

[Todd Chrisley]

You love some wrong.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

No, I don't, Mommy.

[Todd Chrisley]

You don't remember the time that you went on that cruise with my Aunt Jane and y' all got so drunk on them as you said, daiquiris.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Strawberry daiquiris. No, I didn't get. No, Mama, you did.

[Todd Chrisley]

And then y' all went to the ice cream bar. You don't remember.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Don't make any difference. Because when you drink them virgin, you don't get.

[Todd Chrisley]

You didn't drink virgin.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Yes, I did, Mama. Was you with me?

[Todd Chrisley]

Oh, so. Because I didn't. My Aunt Jane, God rest her soul, she did not.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, she didn't drink either, so we wasn't out of a drink drinking.

[Todd Chrisley]

Mama, did you get sauced up in the Cayman?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

No, I did.

[Todd Chrisley]

And went and found a lounge chair by the pool and fell asleep and got you a towel.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, I was cold.

[Todd Chrisley]

You were drunk.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

No, I was not.

[Todd Chrisley]

You got pina coladas at the Ritz Carlton in the Caymans. I will go ahead and tell y' all now, that woman that was naked at about 70 years old running down the beach, that was Nanny Faye Chrisley. Oh, extra wrong.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

You such a liar.

[Todd Chrisley]

Okay, what was the biggest change for you when I took my sabbatical leave for 28 months.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

That was a sad day.

[Todd Chrisley]

Every day, because I wasn't here.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

You know, Todd, me and my family have been together all of our whole lives. And you know, that broke my heart. And when I know it was so. Such a misjustice. And I never thought about what that I was going to have to do, because I never think about that. I was just thinking about the heartbreaks that you and Julie was having. And so was I in the family. But what could we do? All I could do is pray. But God answered the prayers. I said, God, Savannah and Trump. And I thank them every day. And I thank God all during the day. And as you said, I was at my happy place when Savannah called me.

[Todd Chrisley]

And her happy place was. It is the, as she says, the casino. It has an A at the end of it, not an O. I was.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

In Indiana.

[Todd Chrisley]

Spit it out.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I was in Indiana sitting at the Bacharach table. I always have my phone on vibrate, because if it's her, I answer. And she says, nanny, you got to come home. I said, for what? I just got here. You've got to come home. I said, what's wrong? And all I thought about was one of the other grandkids has had a wreck. And I started crying. And she calls me back, and she said, donald just pardoned mom and dad. And I jumped up and everybody come running, and we cried and we hugged, and I ran upstairs and put those clothes. I just grabbed them and put them in that suitcase. And I prayed and cried all the way home.

[Todd Chrisley]

And you. You know, it's been rumored in the press that you were actually more excited about Julie coming home. You still wanted me home, but you really were more excited about Julie.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I don't know why the press would sell a lie like that. Because I'm proud for her to be home, and my son, too.

[Todd Chrisley]

But you do love Julie a little bit more.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I don't love nobody more than a mom.

[Todd Chrisley]

Listen, it's just me and you.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I don't care.

[Todd Chrisley]

It's just me and you. You and I know. I live it every day. You don't call me a hundred times a day, you call Julie.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, I can't because you always on the phone. And you don't never tap in.

[Todd Chrisley]

So tap in.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

So there ain't no need. I'm not gonna waste my quarter on somebody. Don't ever answer.

[Todd Chrisley]

Would you say that you are closer to Julie than you are me?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

No.

[Todd Chrisley]

And that's okay.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

That's not true.

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, tell me. Because you go to Julie with all of the shady shit you want to.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Do, Anything that I want to talk to, that I want to talk. And I want to keep it in between somebody.

[Todd Chrisley]

Just you and me and her.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna talk to her, so. But you don't ever answer. You always got something else.

[Todd Chrisley]

But I'm working all the time.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, so have we.

[Todd Chrisley]

No, y' all are gossiping. On a scale of 1 to 10, what would you rate Julie as a daughter in law?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I would give her a 10.

[Todd Chrisley]

You'd give her a 10?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Yeah.

[Todd Chrisley]

Or do you think she's better than a 10?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Listen, on my thighs. If she could get any better. She's my friend. She's been with me through my tough times. And it was so amazing that when I had my cancer, she went with me to 19 treatments, not counting my other surgeries. And then when I come back and had to go get me another one, she was home again. So God don't let me down.

[Todd Chrisley]

Nope. God's been there.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Yeah, he'd been there.

[Todd Chrisley]

So would you say that I made a good choice or that God blessed me with a good wife?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

He blessed you with a good wife.

[Todd Chrisley]

What do you think she's been blessed? Do you think that God blessed our children with a good mother?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

No. Certainly.

[Todd Chrisley]

Do you. Do you believe that Julie was blessed far greater with a husband than I was with a wife?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, I'm not going to say that. Because you know what, if you love someone.

[Todd Chrisley]

Yeah, but I'm saying. Mama, come on, just me.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

No, I'm not going to do that.

[Todd Chrisley]

You do think I'm a little bit better, right?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

No. Better than she is. Not at all.

[Todd Chrisley]

Mama, I'm your child.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, truth. Truth.

[Todd Chrisley]

So you do like her more than.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

No, I don't. I love you both. I just like your children.

[Todd Chrisley]

But you. If you had to choose. If we're going down on ship, and there's only two, I'll hold my arm.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

For both of you.

[Todd Chrisley]

But if one of us. Oh, you gonna say swim, Todd? Julie, come with me.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

No, I'm not.

[Todd Chrisley]

Yeah, you would. Just. She's just that kind of nasty old lady.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

No. Well, I'm not.

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[Todd Chrisley]

Folks, this is going to be five questions that I'm going to ask Nanny Faye. Because Nanny Faye, according to her is Righteous Rita. She is going to tell the truth about all things, right?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Yeah. So if I ask or I'm not going to answer.

[Todd Chrisley]

Oh, so if, if the answer is going to be incriminating, you're not answering.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Yeah, I'm not going to stir up. No, I'm not going to do that.

[Todd Chrisley]

Okay, so I'm going to ask you.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Five questions and I'll say if I don't want to answer it, I pass. So go to the next one so.

[Todd Chrisley]

That folks, you know, if she passes, there's something in her background that I.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Don'T want to talk about.

[Todd Chrisley]

Okay. So you have three sons. Todd, Randy and Derek. Derek is in heaven and then Randy is in South Carolina. And I'm here with you. Would you say that you love me a little more than now? Listen, the answer to this question will determine where you spend the latter part of your old age.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

It doesn't matter. I love.

[Todd Chrisley]

Do you love.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I love him.

[Todd Chrisley]

But do you love me? But you love me a little more?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

No, I do not.

[Todd Chrisley]

You're going to an open.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I don't care, Mama. I don't care. I'm not.

[Todd Chrisley]

It's gonna be a mother or roommates.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

A mother does not choose between their children.

[Todd Chrisley]

Would you say that? That you and I are a little closer?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

No. We might talk a little bit more, but that don't mean nothing. I talked to him twice every day. No, I haven't. I've looked.

[Todd Chrisley]

And you said I was prettier than Randy.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I've never said that.

[Todd Chrisley]

And you said, Todd, you Are the best son that God could ever give anyone. And Randy. Okay, so the next question. How many grandchildren do you have?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Seven.

[Todd Chrisley]

You have seven grandchildren. Out of those seven grandchildren, who are you closest to?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I'm close to all of them, but I talk to Savannah a lot. But I love each and every one of them. And I'm not talking about my grandchildren. Now, I'm gonna leave that up to you.

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, let me ask you.

[Podcast Advertiser/Host]

That's the shadiest bitch.

[Todd Chrisley]

So let me ask you something. Out of the seven you've said you talked to Savannah the most?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Yeah, most likely.

[Todd Chrisley]

Okay. Does that mean you love her more than the others?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

No, I love them all. And I would die for any of them.

[Todd Chrisley]

But do you have a different love for some than others?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, you know what I'm going to say about that? I love each and every one of them. And I'm the grandmama, right? And I don't see no wrong. So there ain't no need in you to say it.

[Todd Chrisley]

But you point out the wrong to me, you call me and say, you need to do this. You need to do.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, if they're doing something that I don't think they should be doing, then I might have already told them. But if I can't do anything with them, then I might tell you. But the thing about it, I'm not going to talk about my grandbabies because there's something special about them. And so, you know, it is what it is. But my favorite every day is the one that needs me the most.

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, honey, your days is full. Yeah, no wonder you feel like you exhausted. Mama you have told she has dropped a nugget here. Well, that's so you're the closest to the one that needs you the most. Well, that's ever one of them. No need on cause. Just about no grace. It's a shame that Grayson is the most self sufficient. It would be. It would be. Well, you can't receive Grayson self sufficient because he's got me in Savannah constantly.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, the thing about it, he's in college, he's doing his thing, he's living a life. You think I'm gonna talk about him?

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, you said you was going to move down there with him.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I will. If he needs me, I will.

[Todd Chrisley]

So you're gonna run that frat house?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Yeah. And try to get them all on the right road and right through school.

[Todd Chrisley]

Folks, if you attend the University of Alabama and you're in a frat house now and you need a house mother, Nanny Faye.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Call me.

[Todd Chrisley]

You're applying, right? Yeah, let's. Okay, that's the second question. The third question. Do you feel that at this place in your life that you are safest with me?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

No, I'm safe by myself. I live by myself. I take care of my own self. I'm my own boss.

[Todd Chrisley]

Mom, you're not the boss.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Yeah, I am.

[Todd Chrisley]

I let you think you're the boss.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Think. Nobody let me do anything. I get up every morning. You wouldn't even know nothing about what I'm doing.

[Todd Chrisley]

Mama. Let me ask you something. What would happen if you were out in public and somebody slapped the shit out of you?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I'd slap them back. But listen, I don't even have to do that. I've been everywhere. They. Nobody bothers me.

[Todd Chrisley]

Okay, so let me ask you number five, or was that four?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, you just keep adding to them. So just keep on.

[Todd Chrisley]

Let me ask them. Would you ever consider having a facelift?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

That's too much pain, I think.

[Todd Chrisley]

But now you just asked me for one.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, I don't want one. I'm. Look how pretty I am. I don't need nothing to make me any better.

[Todd Chrisley]

So then we're off of that.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

We all for that.

[Todd Chrisley]

So we're not gonna do it anymore?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

No, I'm good.

[Todd Chrisley]

Now, folks, I just brought Nanny Faye back from Indiana because you did have a little tweak.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I did my rosacea.

[Todd Chrisley]

No, no, we're not going. Not coming on here. Line on this podcast, you painted yourself as a godly Peter woman. You are going to carry this if you don't care. She did not go there for her rosacea. She went to Pam Chaney in Indiana to have every ounce of laser she could have done to have some, you know.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, they. She didn't cut me.

[Todd Chrisley]

No, she didn't cut you, but she showed it stick yellow.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Okay, well, that's okay. She gave me some Botox.

[Todd Chrisley]

And she gave you some filler.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, whatever she gave me, I still.

[Todd Chrisley]

So in other words, you had a lot. I mean, that day. I mean, let's just face it. You and I both thought we left a meat market.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, that's okay. I gotta do what I gotta do to look good.

[Todd Chrisley]

So then, in other words, you are a little bit vain.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Not gonna be cut on. Because I'm not going to do that. I ain't never been cut on.

[Todd Chrisley]

But I think you've asked me. Todd can. Don't you think I could get a face?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I got a friend to give me one anytime.

[Todd Chrisley]

I understand, but I told you no, Mama, you're getting too old for that. And you could die on the table.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

But I don't. I don't really need it.

[Todd Chrisley]

No. So you don't want to have your neck and stuff done anymore?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I'm. I'm good.

[Todd Chrisley]

You're good?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Yeah, I'm good. I'm good.

[Todd Chrisley]

So let me ask you.

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Do you.

[Todd Chrisley]

In all honesty, do you plan on returning to television? Because people want to know.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Oh, Lord have mercy. I go today or tomorrow, any day, they'd open the door and let me fly in. I would.

[Todd Chrisley]

So you're. You're willing to do this?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I'm. I'm good.

[Todd Chrisley]

Would you consider doing Dancing with the Stars?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, fatty can't dance, Mama.

[Todd Chrisley]

You can't be saying that you're fat. That's up to me.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, I'll just tell the truth.

[Todd Chrisley]

So you don't want to do it?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I can't dance for the stars.

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, you could.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, you know what? I got two knees been blowed out since I had Covid.

[Todd Chrisley]

So you really believe Covid is why your knees blew out?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

No, I don't believe it. I know it. Because, strange thing, I was moving around, doing everything I wanted to do, and two or three weeks after I had that last Covid shot.

[Todd Chrisley]

You only had one shot?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I had two.

[Todd Chrisley]

No, you didn't. You didn't go back to the second one. You didn't get back.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Yes, I did. Savannah took me. Her neck. Her neck did.

[Todd Chrisley]

So you had two?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I had two. That's why it blowed out my knees.

[Todd Chrisley]

So the one got the right knee and the second one got the left.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, first one, I don't know. They hurt me. But the second, when I did it three weeks later, I couldn't walk.

[Todd Chrisley]

Okay.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

So I'm trying to figure out a way I can sue the government and Fauci.

[Todd Chrisley]

So you want to sue Fouchy?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Yeah, I do.

[Todd Chrisley]

Okay, so now you're actually getting ready to go to Dallas to a doctor that's going to do stem cell to your knees. How do you feel about that?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, they say it helps you, so I. I've read about it. Some say it does, some say it don't. I want to be better. I want to be able to move. Now I can move, but I have to get up and stand a second, and then I can move.

[Todd Chrisley]

Okay, so you're going to go for the stem cell. You've had a little bit of touch up, a refreshing.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, I want all my people and all my friends and all my fans to say, oh, my gosh, Danny, you look good.

[Todd Chrisley]

You ain't got to tell me, mama, because. Let's talk about this obsession that you have. How many times and how many people are you going to call about this damn cameo?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Listen, I love a cameo. And the only reason why I come on your show today is get you a little bit of ratings. But I'm gonna try to help myself a little bit. All these people out here. If you want a cameo for your grandbaby, your mama, your sister, anybody, your.

[Todd Chrisley]

Boyfriend, call, marital lover.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

If you guys need any advice on.

[Todd Chrisley]

Getting married, call you.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Call me. I'll get you straightened out on a straight narrow way. 50 something.

[Todd Chrisley]

She has worried me to death, folks, about this cameo. Todd, I need you to get my stuff set up again. Todd, I'm not. You need to come and do my phone. Todd, I'm missing out with all my friends on cameo. Why are you so fixated with this?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Because I love it. And you know, I always get such good reviews. And I don't just say hey, bye. I talk.

[Todd Chrisley]

I know. I've seen some of your journals.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

That's okay. I get to tell them how I feel.

[Todd Chrisley]

Mommy, you don't even pronounce half these people's names correctly.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, they watch the show. They know I can screw up a name in a minute. But that's why I'm working in my webs. Dictionary is going to be gone soon because mine's coming out soon.

[Todd Chrisley]

And yours is going to be the total bastardization.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

The way that you can talk and enjoy life. You don't have to pretend you're something you're not.

[Todd Chrisley]

Gotcha.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

So much easier.

[Todd Chrisley]

So pronouncing a word correctly.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, try to get it right.

[Todd Chrisley]

Right.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

But people won't make fun of you like y' all want to make fun of me.

[Todd Chrisley]

Nobody's making fun of you if I.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Can'T pronounce the words. You do.

[Todd Chrisley]

But I just say mama. Stopped.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Stop.

[Todd Chrisley]

Stop.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, you know when we named our children, I named you Todd and Randy and Derek. Easy names. Learn how to spell right. It's just like when you.

[Todd Chrisley]

When you. Folks, this was her concern over her grandchild. I said, I'm going to name this one Savannah Faith Chrisley. It was supposed to be Savannah Fay. And she does not like her name.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Yeah, I do. I love it.

[Todd Chrisley]

Oh, you do now? But when I said Savannah. Why would you name her that? I don't want her name Savannah Faye.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I hate Faye.

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, now all of a sudden she likes Faye again. So I decided to name her Savannah Faith. Do y' all Want to know what she said to me? Oh, my God. She'll be grown and in college for. She can spell all that. That's a mouthful, Tide, and you know you got some. That ain't smart. Well, she learned how to spell it. You know, that little girl. That's that. You said she wasn't gonna be able to spell Savannah.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, she's.

[Todd Chrisley]

She's on. She's on Capitol Hill.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Yeah, that's exactly right. Hey, don't you ever underestimate a Chrisley. And hi for me, I'd say it.

[Todd Chrisley]

Comes from you the drive and the determination and the never give up attitude. Absolutely comes from me, for me, because you gave it to me and I gave it to them.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

You can kick me down. I'm gonna get up. I'm gonna roll over.

[Todd Chrisley]

I'm gonna fight you until there ain't no fight left.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

You have to kill me.

[Todd Chrisley]

Yes. Do you think that I look more like you or my daddy?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

You know, everybody says you look like me.

[Todd Chrisley]

Do they? Oh. How's that make you feel? Makes you feel pretty, doesn't it?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

No. I'm happy for all my children and my grandbabies. That is my life.

[Todd Chrisley]

So when you first met Daddy, did you think.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I thought he was a handsome man?

[Todd Chrisley]

Yeah. I think I've heard you say he was gorgeous.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

He was handsome.

[Todd Chrisley]

What did you think he looked like? Who'd you think he looked like?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, I don't know.

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, you tell me. You look like a movie star.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I don't. I didn't even know what a movie star was back in my day. We didn't have books. We.

[Todd Chrisley]

We know. I believe it. There was no. There was not an abundance of books.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I believe that we had was to study, not movies, Sally. We didn't see Rock Hudson and all that bunch.

[Todd Chrisley]

You know about Rock Hudson?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I didn't know after I got grown.

[Todd Chrisley]

Oh, so you started lusting after you got.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

No, I ain't never lusted after anymore because that's a sin. So I don't never.

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, let me ask you something. You've never lusted after someone. You've never drank. You've never partied. You've been with one man your whole life. Have you ever done anything fun?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I've done fun things my whole life.

[Todd Chrisley]

Let's. I'll tell you what we'll talk about. You remember that time you was gonna fight that woman in the street?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Who?

[Todd Chrisley]

You remember how much they stole my dog, Prissy?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Oh, well, no. You and somebody got in across.

[Todd Chrisley]

No, I beat the shit out of her son Crius. And then she called and said to meet her out in the street and she's gonna beat my ass. And then you said, okay, well she'll have her ass beat. And you said, let's go.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I said, well, if she wants to fight, we'll beat in the street because I'd have cleaned her up.

[Todd Chrisley]

So you would have fistfiled her if she had put her hands on your child?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Yeah. And she does that? Yeah, I am. If you put yourself in a place like that, then you got what's coming you deserve.

[Todd Chrisley]

So you would have.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

You would give her a whipping she would still be remembering.

[Todd Chrisley]

So you think that you really do have street cred because, like, you could fight if you needed to.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I fought for my little brother till he passed away.

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, so you're a fighter?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Yeah. I'm going to take up for myself.

[Todd Chrisley]

Okay.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

And I'm going to take up for my family because I wouldn't be much of a mother or a grandmother if I didn't take up for my family.

[Todd Chrisley]

Right.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

So I'm gonna take up for mine. They're my little umbrella and I'm gonna take up for em.

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, you go ahead with your umbrella.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Yeah.

[Todd Chrisley]

So you was gonna fight with that woman and then who else have you been with?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I ain't been fighting. I. Fighting what, my cup of tea? I don't like to get hurt, but if you put me in that position, I have to, then I will. But I don't want to do that.

[Todd Chrisley]

How old were you when you found out what a lesbian was?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

About 20 something years old.

[Todd Chrisley]

And who told you what?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

My husband.

[Todd Chrisley]

So he's the one who told you what, a lesbian?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Yes.

[Todd Chrisley]

Because you had no idea?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

No. And he liked to wreck the car because he thought I was stupid and I was lying.

[Todd Chrisley]

Because you didn't know what that was?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

No. My parents, they. They died and didn't know.

[Todd Chrisley]

So let me ask you something. How disappointing was it when you found out because you were an. You were an avid Bill Clinton supporter, and that's what a lot of people may not understand is that we were raised democrat. You were a democrat.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, I just didn't think people did stuff like that. And I want to give him the benefit of the doubt.

[Todd Chrisley]

But you loved him because you thought he was good looking.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

You said, oh, I never thought. I never thought about him being good looking. He. I just thought he was a good president and he did a few things that was good. But you know what? After history does repeat itself. And you know when you do Learn he did a lot of bad things that wasn't good for our country. And so, you know, was one of.

[Todd Chrisley]

Those smoking a cigar.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I don't know nothing about. He smoked a cigar. I don't care about him smoking a cigar.

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, I think that she smoked his cigar.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, anyway, they did inappropriate things in the White House. And so you know what? Not. That's not good.

[Todd Chrisley]

And you had no idea what oral sex was until that moment, did you?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Oh God, Mama, let.

[Todd Chrisley]

It's okay for you to answer that.

[Podcast Advertiser/Host]

Question without don't care about stuff, but.

[Todd Chrisley]

You didn't know what that was.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

No, and I didn't care and because if you don't know anything, it doesn't bother you, right?

[Todd Chrisley]

And I had to be the one to tell you. Mama, you're not going to be that ignorant. That's what this is. And what did you say to me?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Oh, I don't know.

[Todd Chrisley]

My God in heaven, Todd, don't talk to me about such as that. Animals don't do such as that. Listen, and then you turn to my wife and said, julie, if Todd ever tries to get you to do something like it, you call the law. Todd, do you remember telling her that?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I don't know I said anything back in the day. But listen, I don't talk about stuff like that.

[Todd Chrisley]

I know. But you now know what it is.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Yes, I know. And it didn't make me or break me me, so.

[Todd Chrisley]

But you still are not. That's not a good thing.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

That's not nothing for me.

[Todd Chrisley]

Okay, gotcha. Gotcha.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

And what these? Like I said, when you go out and do dumb stuff, there's a consequences you got to pay. So you know what you do? You do, you do make you happy if that's what does. But I tell you it's not the right thing to do.

[Todd Chrisley]

And well now when Abraham Lincoln was president, back in your day.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Abraham Lincoln wasn't president in my day. He is crazy mama.

[Todd Chrisley]

Here. We're going to do this the way you want to do it. You can now interview me. You ask me whatever you are now.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Oh, well listen, I. I've done scolded you for so much. I don't know of anything good I can say.

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, then don't I. I'm good with.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

You say anything good, just keep it mouthful.

[Todd Chrisley]

I want you to go ahead and say whatever you want to say. You interview me, you ask whatever questions you would like to ask.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

No, you've done asked everything I've done answered everything I answered for you.

[Todd Chrisley]

But you ask me questions that you want to have answers to?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I don't know any.

[Todd Chrisley]

You don't know anything?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

No.

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, let me ask you.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

You done?

[Todd Chrisley]

What is. What is the thing that people have put in the press that's not true, that bothers you the most? Because now you. Those. Those things do bother you. Because you call me and say, can you believe they put this on Facebook? Where do they come up with these lies?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

You. You should not judge. And Jesus does not want you to judge because he said, judge ye not.

[Todd Chrisley]

Right. But what is. What is the thing that has bothered you?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

The matter she. People of things, they don't even know what's going on, Right? And unless you know the true story, you need to be quiet. My mother told me, unless you walk two miles with that person in their footsteps, then you can criticize and talk about somebody.

[Todd Chrisley]

Was it a mile or two miles?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Two.

[Todd Chrisley]

So your grandmother put it, added an.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Extra mile so you'd have time to think about it.

[Todd Chrisley]

Gotcha. Okay. Because I'm only walking a mile with you.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

So I just don't believe it in putting people down. Unless you've been there and you know for a fact that it's the truth, then you need to keep your mouth shut. And you shouldn't talk about other people. You should not be proud and be thankful for somebody's misfortunes. You need to pray for them. I pray every day for the sick and the sad and the lonely every day of my life.

[Todd Chrisley]

You're a good woman, mama. And I.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, I try to be. And I'm. And I'm a good person. And I'm. And I love everybody. I don't really hate no one because I can't get to heaven hating. So I don't really do that.

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, you didn't. You did kind of hate this woman that you worked with.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

No, I didn't. I just hated her ways.

[Todd Chrisley]

So, Geraldine Moore, you hated her ways?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Yeah. Because you know what reason she. We couldn't get along. She was always jealous. See, jealousness. Jealousness is a bad thing.

[Todd Chrisley]

Right.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

It makes you say and do things you would not do otherwise.

[Todd Chrisley]

Right.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

But I cannot live my life like that. I cannot let you judge me. You judge me. Do whatever you want to do. Doesn't bother me. I'm going to let it go. Pour that water down my duck back.

[Todd Chrisley]

Your duck back?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Yeah.

[Todd Chrisley]

See, here we go again. You've done changed that whole thing.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

It's letting.

[Todd Chrisley]

It's water rolling down.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, I said let it pour that water down this duck's back because I'M going to let it roll off.

[Todd Chrisley]

Gotcha. Okay.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I'm not care about.

[Todd Chrisley]

So you don't care what anyone thinks about you?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

No, because I know if they know me, they gonna think I'm a good person.

[Todd Chrisley]

And if they don't, the hell with them.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Right. And if they don't know me and won't talk about me, well, have fun. Enjoy your cup of coffee.

[Todd Chrisley]

What advice could you give me to be a better person?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, now I ain't gonna say you're a bad person because you're not. You got a good heart and a good soul. You need to control your tongue sometimes put a bridle on it.

[Todd Chrisley]

So I need to bridle my tongue?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Yeah, sometimes.

[Todd Chrisley]

Okay, and what else?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

You've always been a good daddy. You've been a good provider. You've been good to me and your brother and your daddy. So I don't have any thing that I got to fuss at you about that.

[Todd Chrisley]

And I've always been good looking.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, I ain't worried about you being good looking, mama.

[Todd Chrisley]

You literally just told me the other day when we had lunch. I'm so glad you've let your hair grow out.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

You know what? Listen, looks wasn't never yalls problems.

[Todd Chrisley]

You said early on you could. You made some pretty kids, but they was dumb as hell. You remember saying that?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, I might have said that, but I didn't mean all that I said because now listen, y' all have been good kids.

[Todd Chrisley]

You have said that your heart aches for these people that are afraid from the country that they fled from, but that we cannot have an open border, that they have to come the right.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Way for people that are less than has a less disadvantage.

[Todd Chrisley]

Right?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

But you know what? They got somebody stand up for them in their country. We can't even take care of our own for all that they've let come in. Now I don't think that being Mega has anything to do with.

[Todd Chrisley]

She's maga.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

A maga, whatever you want to call.

[Todd Chrisley]

It says folks, she's really can't even pronounce it. So y' all really should not be. She works for the megas, the MAGA party.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

But I'm going to say that I was raised Democrat, but I didn't know why I was raised Democrat. The only way thing that I ever knew that I was raised Democrat for is my granddaddy during the Depression that Hoover was the president and he was a Republican and they took all their money from the bank and they didn't have to give them Nothing back. Took all their land.

[Todd Chrisley]

When there was a run on the bank and the FDIC and all that, they lost everything.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

They didn't have no fdic. They just. You put your money. There was a trust they took. That's why all these people got all the money for land for nothing. And the people like to starve to death.

[Todd Chrisley]

And your grandfather used to keep his money in a mason jar.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

He would never put another dollar in a bank. He hate the bank it. Cussed the bank till the day he died because they took all he had. Took his property. He kept his in a green metal box till the day he died.

[Todd Chrisley]

Okay, so you don't really know why you're a Republican now.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, I've never voted for nobody except Donald Trump. He's the only president I've ever voted for.

[Todd Chrisley]

That was your first time ever voting.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Because I didn't have no desire to vote for somebody that wasn't doing anything for me. So I just went on to my job every day and whatever turned out, we had to do.

[Todd Chrisley]

Right.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

So.

[Todd Chrisley]

So do you believe, do you believe in everything that. Do you believe that the Republicans get everything right and the Democrats get everything wrong?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

No, that's not true.

[Todd Chrisley]

Okay.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I think that everyone, I think each party has some good in it. But now we got to find a middle of the ground, a middle place to come to the altar.

[Todd Chrisley]

Right.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

And you should be worrying about taking care of the people that we voted for. You and you do. Right. And don't be stealing because most of them will be in jail.

[Todd Chrisley]

You're talking, when you say most of them, you're talking about people in Congress.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

In Congress, because how you make 200 some thousand dollars a year. And listen, it would take me for the rest of my life to get to be a millionaire every time it got through taxing me. But they 223,000 in a year. They multi millionaires.

[Todd Chrisley]

Right. So let me ask you something. You love Nancy Pelosi?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I ain't never liked her. I ain't got no need for her. And no pencil nose either. Pencil neck. Adam Shelf. No, I hate him.

[Todd Chrisley]

So you don't like Nancy Pelosi? Is it her policies or her eyebrows?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I hate her policies and her line.

[Todd Chrisley]

Okay.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Because she is a snake. And she's worse than a rattlesnake. They're going to have to name her. The snake is worse than a rattlesnake.

[Todd Chrisley]

Well. And so Adam Shipp, you don't like no liar.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

He's a liar. They all are.

[Todd Chrisley]

And so what about Mitch McConnell?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, he's, he's, he don't know which side of the railroad track he wants to go on. He wants to be a Democrat and he wants to be a Republican. He can't be neither one.

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, so you think that there should be age limits?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Oh, Lord, just age limit. Now listen, I'm 81 and I know that you begin to. Now, I'm not too bad yet. But when you get. You should not, should be term limits. Two terms and you're out.

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, because that's kind of like being the president.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, I'm like Trump now. How could you be fault him when there's.

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, because the Constitution says you can only have two terms.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I don't know why that when they was writing a constitution that they would not have said that we need term limits. Because these term limits on a president, two terms and you're out. But they allow them to stay till they die and still sleeping and falling.

[Todd Chrisley]

It's just insane, isn't it?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, it's not good for our country.

[Todd Chrisley]

It's just not a good look.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

No, it's not.

[Todd Chrisley]

And so.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

But you need to have enough sense to go home, right?

[Todd Chrisley]

And they don't have enough sense to go home. What about Nancy Pelosi having a net worth of over $200 million and she.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Worked up there for 30 years and it wasn't even making 100,000 30 years ago.

[Todd Chrisley]

So wonder how she got that crooked. Crooked. What do you think about President Trump naming the new ballroom the Monica Lewinsky Ballroom?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, I don't think he's that dumb. He might, but I doubt that.

[Todd Chrisley]

Why do you think he would do that? Why do you think he'd say that?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

He's not going to do that.

[Todd Chrisley]

But why do you think he said that?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

He didn't say.

[Todd Chrisley]

He did say that.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, I ain't heard.

[Todd Chrisley]

But why do you think he would say that?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I don't know.

[Todd Chrisley]

You think that was a jab at Hillary?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, hell, she's, she's done forgot about.

[Todd Chrisley]

So you don't. She's not even relevant. She's history.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

She's history. Do you think killed enough. She's history.

[Todd Chrisley]

You think that Hillary has stolen, killed people?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

She stole all of her friends. They come up dead.

[Todd Chrisley]

What about, what about that Russian hoax and her. You told me about her, her destroying them computers and stuff.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Oh, well, that was Benghazi when she was over there and let all those people get killed and she whitewashed and took a sledgehammer and tried to get rid of all the documents. But say Obama Took care of her.

[Todd Chrisley]

So we don't like Obama either.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, I don't have. You know, he wasn't a good president in my book because he didn't make. I hate to say it, but you know what? They just don't make some good choices. And these poor people think that they're helping them and they're not helping them at all.

[Todd Chrisley]

But do you think that it's only the Democratic presidents that make bad choices?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

No, we. Hoover made a bad choice when he did what he did.

[Todd Chrisley]

Right. But now you loved President Bush.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Yeah, Bush, he was good. You liked him because he was there during 9 11, and I felt like he did a great job.

[Todd Chrisley]

So you loved him.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Yeah.

[Todd Chrisley]

Okay, so Obama, you're just kind of like either way.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Yeah, give or take.

[Todd Chrisley]

Okay. President Trump.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Yeah, he's my favorite.

[Todd Chrisley]

So he's your favorite. Okay. And Bill Clinton.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

You know what? What he did. Everybody else did it, too. Maybe they still get caught.

[Todd Chrisley]

Okay, so you mean there was a lot of people in that Oval Office.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, you know what? We're not going to talk about all the stuff that. But history tells you about things that.

[Todd Chrisley]

How do you feel about Hillary Clinton? If Bill, if. If President Trump could run again and he was running against Hillary Clinton, how do you think that would turn out?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Same way it did before.

[Todd Chrisley]

Okay. Would you.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Worse now.

[Todd Chrisley]

Would you even. Would you ever vote for a woman for president?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

If I felt they was a good one.

[Todd Chrisley]

What do you think about someone gay being the President of the United States?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

If that's their choice and that's what they want to do, I don't have any thing to say about that. So you don't affect their mind? What they do in their bedroom has.

[Todd Chrisley]

Nothing to do with what they're doing.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

The boardroom, it doesn't have anything to do with me. As long as you are running the country the way it should be run and the way I feel like it should be run, then I don't really have a problem.

[Todd Chrisley]

Okay.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Okay.

[Todd Chrisley]

I like that. What do you think about maybe me running for president at some point in this country?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, I'll vote for you.

[Todd Chrisley]

Would you vote for me because I have good policies or because of nepotism?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I don't want. Nepotism is.

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, it means that you were just voting for me because I'm related to you or, you know, we have a relationship, Things like.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

No, I feel like you might be a pretty good president.

[Todd Chrisley]

Would you think that Julie could ever be a good president?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Yeah, but she's not.

[Todd Chrisley]

Don't look up There at her. Do you think Julie could ever be a good president?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Yeah, she'd be a good woman president because she's kind, she's good, she's smart.

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, that doesn't necessarily make you a good president. You have to.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I said she was smart.

[Todd Chrisley]

Okay?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

That's all you need is being smart.

[Todd Chrisley]

But do you think that Julie could deal with another country going to war? As good as what? I could deal with another country going to war?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, I mean, I don't know about that.

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, it's just a simple question. Do you think I would be more capable of being more aggressive?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, I think you're be more aggressive than she would be, but I mean, I don't know that.

[Todd Chrisley]

You don't know it.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, I mean, you know, she's pretty steadfast on what she believes in and.

[Todd Chrisley]

You know, the 28 months that she did in prison. Do you think she's tougher today than she was before she went in?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

She seemed to me.

[Todd Chrisley]

Now, you have talked about how much you love Jared Kushner and Ivanka.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I think they're smart, they are a good couple, they've done a lot for our country and I love them.

[Todd Chrisley]

Listen, but now one of the things that you always talk about is you think they're pretty.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

They are. They're a nice looking couple.

[Todd Chrisley]

Okay. Because you always say they're beautiful.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

They are. And they always carry their self good.

[Todd Chrisley]

Right.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

You don't hear them all yakety yakety, yackity yack all the time.

[Todd Chrisley]

Gotcha. So who do you think has been the prettiest first lady that we've ever had?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Melania.

[Todd Chrisley]

You think she's the prettiest?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

She is the prettiest. I thought Jackie was at one time, but she got knocked out of the saddle by Melania. Yeah.

[Todd Chrisley]

Okay. Do you think that. Who do you think the best looking president has been?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I don't know because I don't go back years ago, so I don't know.

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, you used to say that Kennedy was the best looking person.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

He was good looking.

[Todd Chrisley]

Okay, so you still think that he was.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

And he was a Democrat.

[Todd Chrisley]

And I loved him and you loved him. Yeah, that's right. And.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

And I think he did a lot of good things for our country, but he was a different Democrat than what we have today, than we got today.

[Todd Chrisley]

Gotcha. So that change has come over the years of the party changing their core values.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Now he did a lot of good things for our country.

[Todd Chrisley]

Okay, so Kennedy will go with as being the best looking president from Your perspective. And Melania, the best looking first lady, right?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Yeah, but I don't think Trump's bad looking.

[Todd Chrisley]

Melania, look out, she's fishing.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

No, I'm not fishing. I'm 81 years old.

[Todd Chrisley]

He is too. So who do you think that had the best looking children out of the presidents that we've had in our country?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, listen, Donald Trump, he's got a bunch of good looking kids.

[Todd Chrisley]

So you think he has good looking kids. But now you used to say that.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I think the Kennedy, Kennedy's had.

[Todd Chrisley]

You used to always say now you can't do nothing with them Kennedys.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, they all the Kennedys wasn't good looking.

[Todd Chrisley]

But you said it was a lot.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Of that killed was good looking. John. John. Yeah, he was pretty all of his life.

[Todd Chrisley]

Right. Do you think that came from the bouvier side or from the Kennedy side?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, there was some good looking. I think Ted Kennedy was a nice looking young man at one time.

[Todd Chrisley]

Right. Would you have ever shagged with Ted Kennedy?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I wouldn't shag with none of them.

[Todd Chrisley]

So you wouldn't have been like a mistress to.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

No, I don't be a mistress. No one Mama.

[Todd Chrisley]

If you would have been a hoe back in the day, I could probably already be in the White House.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, I'm glad I did.

[Todd Chrisley]

So out of all the things that we've discussed today, what would you say the biggest regret that you've ever had?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I can't think of no regrets right now that, that I've had.

[Todd Chrisley]

What would you say the biggest accomplishment in your life has been?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Of raising my children and having a good life. That's one of my, I would say one of the greatest accomplishments that I've had because, you know, I've never been sick much. I never had to worry about stuff like that. And you know, my children did well for their self and you know, I don't know, I just always ask God to let me have a good home and raise my kids good and let them have a good life and which we did. So I feel like that I accomplished a lot in my life.

[Todd Chrisley]

So If I in 2028 decide to run for President of the United States, would you consider being my vice presidential candidate?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

No, I'm too old and I couldn't take a nap and I don't want to do that. I don't want nobody talking about me taking a nap.

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, since you threw it out there, I'm gonna pick up what you're laying down. Was you referring to sleepy Joe?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I'm sleepy. Listen, There are a lot of them up there.

[Todd Chrisley]

Nod no. That's what's wrong right now. People up here sleeping in Congress. Right.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Schumer was up there the other day.

[Todd Chrisley]

Mama, you don't mean it.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Yeah, I seen him.

[Todd Chrisley]

You saw Schumer sleeping.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

He has stand up. Say he's afraid to lay down.

[Todd Chrisley]

What do you. You love that Kennedy from Louisiana.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Oh, I love him.

[Todd Chrisley]

I know you. You love him, don't you?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Because he can. He. He's got an answer for everybody, you know?

[Todd Chrisley]

You like him because he's a smart ass.

[Podcast Advertiser/Host]

I know.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I just think he's smart and intelligent. He just lets them rattle right along.

[Todd Chrisley]

And then come back with him one.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Line, he comes back with that one liner. That cuts you deep.

[Todd Chrisley]

So you like them. You like a man that'll cut you deep?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Yeah, I like them when you tell them what's right and wrong.

[Todd Chrisley]

Right. So what do you think about J.D. vance?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I think he'll be a good president. And he's got my vote if he runs.

[Todd Chrisley]

But do you like him as a vice president?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Yeah, I love him.

[Todd Chrisley]

And now you love him because you think he's good looking?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

No. He's an attractive person. But he's got so much knowledge.

[Todd Chrisley]

And you love his story.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

And I love his story. Because that means that no matter where you come from, you got a chance. All you got to do is hard work.

[Todd Chrisley]

So it's Nanny Faye for Vance. For the vance ticket in 2028.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Oh, yeah. Always.

[Todd Chrisley]

So if he chooses me to be his vice presidential candidate.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

You're on.

[Todd Chrisley]

We're in.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

We're in.

[Todd Chrisley]

You think we'll get in? So, last and final question. Do you think that at this phase in my life that I could ever find you a daughter in law that you would love better than Julie?

No.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

And I don't want one. I just tell her to go. Bye.

[Todd Chrisley]

Who? You tell Julie to go.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

No. Whoever you bring next.

[Todd Chrisley]

So you're not gonna let me?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

No, you do what you do.

[Todd Chrisley]

You.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

But I'm with her.

[Todd Chrisley]

You're with who?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Julie. I'm holding.

[Todd Chrisley]

But, Mama, I can't have a younger wife if you're gonna stay.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, if you're stupid, you go right ahead like I told you. And these kids, you stay stuck on stupid and you'll always be stupid.

[Todd Chrisley]

But how's that gonna make the new wife feel if.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, I don't care how she feels. Cause I have no need for her and I'm not worried about her.

[Todd Chrisley]

That's not Christlike.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, listen, I don't. I'm not worried about getting daughter in.

[Todd Chrisley]

Law, but Julie's getting a little long in the tooth.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, that don't matter. Look at me. I was 50 years, and your daddy didn't say he was kicking me to the curb. And here you want to kick. Oh, talk to the hand. Talk to this hand. I don't even want to talk.

[Todd Chrisley]

So in other words, there's no room in your heart for another daughter in law?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

No, no, I'm through.

[Todd Chrisley]

Do you think that I could have done better.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

And married. She's done her part.

[Todd Chrisley]

So Julie's done her part.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Yeah. All right, so I'm not gonna.

[Todd Chrisley]

You know that Julie has been encouraging me to put you in an assisted living.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

She ain't got no control over me.

[Todd Chrisley]

Either, but if I married somebody younger, she would not want you in an assisted living.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Yeah, whatever. What time?

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, on that note, it seems like you're getting a little.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

It's time for me to go.

[Todd Chrisley]

So basically, you came on here today to pimp me out for you to get camera.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I come on to help you get you a few ratings, right? And I come on this podcast to get me a lot of new cameos, so. Well, I got my.

[Todd Chrisley]

You got your agenda and I got mine.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I got my accomplishment made.

[Todd Chrisley]

Okay? So, folks, you've heard it from, you know, Nanny Faye. She came on here to help me out and raise the ratings of Chrisly Confessions 2.0 and to secure more cameos. Cameos. Well, then listen, I hope that works for you. Don't be calling us, asking us how to do it.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I ain't never called you Mommy.

[Todd Chrisley]

You called me three weeks ago to ask me how to pronounce this woman's name.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I try to get their names right because, you know, I can screw up a name, but I try to get them right.

[Todd Chrisley]

Okay, well, that's. And all right. Have you had a complaint from Cam?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

No, I never. Never. I get five stars every time.

[Todd Chrisley]

You get five stars every time?

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Five stars.

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, mom, it should be five stars because you're doing a cameo for 15 minutes. When people do cameos for three minutes.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, they're no good. I have to give them.

[Todd Chrisley]

I'm gonna give them their money's worth.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Their money's worth.

[Todd Chrisley]

Gotcha.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

And they want to talk to Nanny, and I'm going to talk to them. Well, so y' all go ahead and do you have a great day, and I'm gonna do cameos.

[Todd Chrisley]

All right, well, then you do that. And I love you. I love you, and I appreciate you coming on here and I appreciate you endorsing me for the 2028 presidential race. Okay. And I love you.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

I love you.

[Todd Chrisley]

And I'll introduce you to your new daughter.

[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

Well, I don't know. They're not introducing me to her because I'm not gonna be introduced. Bye. Bye.

[Todd Chrisley]

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[Nanny Faye Chrisley]

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