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Todd Chrisley
Welcome to Chris the Confessions 2.0. I'm here with my lovely bride Julie today, as usual. How are you?
Julie Chrisley
I'm good. How are you?
Todd Chrisley
Well, I, you know, I'll just say fine.
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Todd Chrisley
Well, I'll just say fine. You know, yesterday was my birthday.
Julie Chrisley
Yes.
Todd Chrisley
And I'll just say it was fine.
Julie Chrisley
Are you kidding me?
Todd Chrisley
It was actually pretty good.
Julie Chrisley
We celebrate on Sunday. We went out to lunch yesterday.
Todd Chrisley
I got a gift yesterday.
Julie Chrisley
Yeah, you got a gift on Sunday, daughter.
Todd Chrisley
Yes, I have gotten some good gifts, but I'm not going to talk about them or y' all will say I'm bragging, but I'll tell you next episode. But no, I had a good birthday. I was asked how old I was so many times and I said I was the same age today as I was 10 years ago.
Julie Chrisley
Yeah.
Todd Chrisley
So that is how old I am, folks. I am the same age today as I was 10 years ago.
Julie Chrisley
Actually, I think the Internet says you're like 56 or 57.
Todd Chrisley
And I am. And that's a lie.
Julie Chrisley
That is a lie.
Todd Chrisley
The devil is a lie. No, the devil is a lie. I am 47 years old. You cannot trust anything that the Internet says.
Julie Chrisley
Yeah.
Todd Chrisley
So how does it feel to be married to a younger man?
Julie Chrisley
Okay.
Todd Chrisley
Because you know that people say that you're older than I am.
Julie Chrisley
Okay.
Todd Chrisley
How does that make you feel?
Julie Chrisley
It makes me feel just fine.
Todd Chrisley
No, I don't. You. It makes you so bad when that happens. Julie, I just told you last week or two weeks ago, something was saying, you go, I hate that.
Julie Chrisley
And I don't even know her.
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Todd Chrisley
But we've had a good. We've had a good week.
Julie Chrisley
Yes.
Todd Chrisley
I mean, it's only Tuesday.
Julie Chrisley
Yeah, it's only Tuesday, so we'll let it go.
Todd Chrisley
But no, we've had a good week. We've had a lot of great feedback on the podcast that we did with Nathan about. Well, that I did with Nathan that you were not here for.
Julie Chrisley
Right.
Todd Chrisley
That has got my whole life turned upside down about religion. Not about. I mean, but you know what I've always said about churches, that if the pastor's living better than the congregation, we need to be looking at that. Well, Nathan has done looked at every one of them. And then he got started. And, you know, you can't talk about Billy Graham to me.
Julie Chrisley
Yes.
Todd Chrisley
But then it. I got started on Franklin. I said, we can't talk about the Grahams. Oh, my God. Just will not allow such. Then I had to say, because, you know, I am tied to a lot of people of God that he says. And, you know, like Joe, I said, oh, we can't talk about Joel Oster. And he said, actually, there's nothing bad to say because he's done all this research in the filings, the tax filings and all that stuff. And so some of the. Some of the people I didn't know, and I let him talk about them, but some of the people that I knew.
Julie Chrisley
Right.
Todd Chrisley
That he started getting too close to my front door. I was like. But he didn't really have nothing bad to say about my people. But so he is. I've invited him to come back with the receipts. I said, bring me the receipts.
Julie Chrisley
Right.
Todd Chrisley
If you've got the receipts, then. Because he's doing a documentary. And so, you know, you got to be careful when you start messing with God and Todd.
Julie Chrisley
Yeah, you do.
Todd Chrisley
So I'm for sure. Yes. So I'm like, lord, please bless this podcast, and if this man's lying, strike him dead on Christmas Confessions.
Julie Chrisley
I don't want anybody dead on here.
Todd Chrisley
I mean, it's a hut. Would make for a hell of ratings. So that was a great podcast. And then of course, your mother in law.
Julie Chrisley
Yes.
Todd Chrisley
Who is so foul sometimes that the things that she comes on this podcast
Julie Chrisley
and says, no, I know who's the foul one.
Todd Chrisley
But I had her. Have you watched the podcast?
Julie Chrisley
No, I have not.
Todd Chrisley
Well, I had her to ask.
Julie Chrisley
I. I know that. And we're not even gonna. We're not even going down that you
Todd Chrisley
was a good daughter and all. You would have taught her what that was.
Julie Chrisley
No, Todd, you were. You were wrong for that.
Todd Chrisley
Well, I got. I got some other questions lined up for our next.
Julie Chrisley
I'm sure you do. I'm sure you do. Well, last night we said. I told her you were going out of town.
Todd Chrisley
I'm going back. I'm going to D.C. i'm going to D.C. and then going back to.
Julie Chrisley
Mm.
Todd Chrisley
I'll be going back home to Texas from there. And I love popping in here to Nashville now.
Julie Chrisley
Right.
Todd Chrisley
I love that.
Julie Chrisley
Yeah.
Todd Chrisley
But. So I'm going back home to Texas after D.C. but my mother informed Julie last night that Juice, you know, he won't be here. He's going to D.C. and then back to Texas. And mama said bye.
Julie Chrisley
I mean, we'll have some peace.
Todd Chrisley
Yes. And I mean, like, I'm never hardly here with her, and she goes by and. Because she wants to do everything her way. And you and I both know that her way is not the best way.
Julie Chrisley
Well, it is for her.
Todd Chrisley
Well.
Julie Chrisley
And you want to do everything your
Todd Chrisley
way because my way is the best way.
Julie Chrisley
Yeah. Okay.
Todd Chrisley
I mean, my mama thinking that she can wear a size. A size 3 is not in her best interest. We need to put a 1 in front of that.
Julie Chrisley
Leave your mother alone.
Todd Chrisley
I'm just trying to say everything's not in her best interest. And you. You cater to that. You cater to anything she says and said. I don't blame you for. That's fine. Knowing that what you cater into is wrong.
Julie Chrisley
No, I'm just not gonna argue with her. She's 82 years old.
Todd Chrisley
Let me tell you what she did last week. She knows that I have told her, stay out of the laundry room. Don't go in that laundry room. You can do whatever you want to with your shit. Don't touch none of mine, none of Julie's, none of Chloe's. I've been washing clothes since I was 8 years old. And I said, well, I. It looks like you have reverted back to when you started at 8 years old. I go in there and I take open the dryer door and there's a sweater of hers in there. And folks, it's this big. She has washed a sweater. Now, we all know that nanny is a little fluffy.
Julie Chrisley
Wash and dried.
Todd Chrisley
She washed and dried a sweater that clearly said, dry clean only. But she does not believe in dry cleaning because that's a waste of money. That's why God gave you washers and dryers. It's this big. And I walked out of the laundry room. Tell them what she told me. Tell them what she told me.
Julie Chrisley
How it'll stretch out.
Todd Chrisley
She said, it's one of them short ones.
Julie Chrisley
Oh, yeah.
Todd Chrisley
I said, nah, heifer, you ain't at 82 going out here and rocking a crop top. I mean, the shit that she comes up with.
Julie Chrisley
I don't know why she puts them in the dryer.
Todd Chrisley
I. I don't know, Judy. Because she wants to sit on that phone and look at her I. T. Babies.
Julie Chrisley
Yeah, that's what she said last night. It was I. T. Babies.
Todd Chrisley
And I said, what are you talking about? About these I. T. Babies. Because she loves the AI Babies. Because there's some AI Babies that's been generated of our family and of medea and all that. And she loves the AI Babies. And she said, oh, I love my it babies. And I said, I T. Babies. And I looked at julian. Julia goes, I said, what in the hell is it, babies? I was on the phone with savannah.
Julie Chrisley
Yeah.
Todd Chrisley
And I said, what is it, baby? She goes, I don't know. Mama. Said, I'll show you. And I pulled. Never said plainly says, AI babies.
Julie Chrisley
Yeah.
Todd Chrisley
I said, mama, how did you screw up two letters? It wasn't even a word that you had to screw up. It was just two letters, AI you turned into it. Well, she said, you know what I was talking about. English teacher. So that was part of my birthday yesterday.
Julie Chrisley
Yeah.
Todd Chrisley
So it's been a pretty good. We've had a pretty good little run here for the last couple of weeks. Been fairly calm.
Julie Chrisley
Yeah.
Todd Chrisley
But you know, when it's calm, a storm is brewing.
Julie Chrisley
Yes, it always is. It always is. So I got back from my trip. Savannah and I were away.
Todd Chrisley
What can you tell us on chrisley? Confession?
Julie Chrisley
Oh, it's gonna good. It's going to be good. It's a project savannah and I were working on with some other amazing women.
Todd Chrisley
But were they all amazing?
Julie Chrisley
You know, they really were. I had no issues with. I didn't have an issue with anyone.
Todd Chrisley
Well, I know if I. When I interview Savannah, it's going to be a different version.
Julie Chrisley
Well, that may be, but I had no issues with anyone.
Todd Chrisley
But you rarely do.
Julie Chrisley
Look, I actually won this. I want this Cartier bracelet.
Todd Chrisley
And why did you win it?
Julie Chrisley
We were playing this game and everyone's sitting in a circle and you had to like, it was kind of like a newlywed. You know, they were like, okay, who is like, who would you want to be on deserted island with? And then you had to like put up the name. And everybody's name except for your own was in this box. Right. And so it was. Who do you think is most trustworthy? And they all picked me.
Todd Chrisley
An ex felon.
Julie Chrisley
Well, most of them did. Like, I don't remember it, but it was. I won it because I had more people picked me than anybody else.
Todd Chrisley
God, do it.
Julie Chrisley
I won this bracelet. I was so happy.
Todd Chrisley
Cuz you were the one that. That people trusted the most.
Julie Chrisley
Yeah. I was so happy.
Todd Chrisley
I would have been there.
Julie Chrisley
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Julie Chrisley
I did hurt myself a little bit. We were doing an activity and I fell into the water and kind of,
Todd Chrisley
you tell me that happened in our bedroom.
Julie Chrisley
Shut up. But I'm much better now.
Todd Chrisley
So let me ask you something. Talking about this island or whatever you referenced, if you had to choose one person in our family that you had to be deserted with, that was going to get you off of that island safely. Who would it be?
Julie Chrisley
You, of course.
Todd Chrisley
She knows the real deal, you know, the real deal.
Julie Chrisley
Of course. So, yeah, so that was fun. So it'll be coming, like, 1Q27.
Todd Chrisley
So I want me and Savannah. Do they still do that thing, Amazing Race or whatever?
Julie Chrisley
Yeah, I think so.
Todd Chrisley
I want me and Savannah to do amazing Race because I think I know that Savannah and I can do that.
Julie Chrisley
That would be a good thing for y' all to do.
Todd Chrisley
I want me and Savannah to do Amazing Race.
Julie Chrisley
We ought to write in and, like,
Todd Chrisley
you know, I have an agent. Why do I need to be writing in? You know, let him earn his commission. But so what would. But what was different? Because it was a very different experience for you than what you're accustomed to.
Julie Chrisley
Yeah, yeah.
Todd Chrisley
Because you were filming, like, how many hours a day?
Julie Chrisley
A lot.
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Julie Chrisley
And so very, very late at night. And, you know, I'm not really a late night person.
Todd Chrisley
No, she's like in the. In the assisted livings, when you see the elderly people, you know, the lights kind of go off mid. Julie's lights go. Julie's lights go off kind of midday.
Julie Chrisley
No, that's not true. But, you know, our house is quiet at night. We're not like night owls. I mean, you stay up sometimes, but we're.
Todd Chrisley
But I'm right there beside you. I'm on the computer or watching tv.
Julie Chrisley
Right?
Todd Chrisley
Folks, let me just tell you, okay?
Julie Chrisley
We're talking about my thing.
Todd Chrisley
Oh, I was ready to move on. I was bored, but go ahead.
Julie Chrisley
Okay, never mind.
Todd Chrisley
No, no, I want you to go ahead and finish.
Julie Chrisley
So it was. It was a new project that I'm super excited about. I think everyone's going to love it. Some amazing people. It was quite the ensemble, let me say. So as we get closer, I'm sure there'll be a few more little sneak peeks.
Todd Chrisley
Well, as you were saying that our house is very quiet. Grayson turned me on. These are. These are older movies. But I had never watched it with Morgan Freeman, who you know, that we love, and Gerard Butler. And it was Olymp Olympia falling or Olympia down or something. And then it was Lost Angel. It's like. It's like. It's like three movies. I became addicted. I watched all three of them in one day.
Julie Chrisley
Oh, my gosh.
Todd Chrisley
And they can't do that. They were. I told you, the lights go out after about 30 minutes, her being up. It was such. Those are such good movies. I love those. And then I watched Madison, the Taylor Sheridan.
Julie Chrisley
Yeah.
Todd Chrisley
Thing with Michelle Pfeiffer, who looks amazing
Julie Chrisley
still watch a little bit of that.
Todd Chrisley
She looked.
Julie Chrisley
Tim, what you watched, I can't remember, but I.
Todd Chrisley
There you go.
Julie Chrisley
A little bit of it.
Todd Chrisley
And folks, this is the thing because we've already talked about this on a previous podcast of how she gets mad because I go ahead and finish a show, if it's three episodes, it'll take you nine months to watch it.
Julie Chrisley
That's not true.
Todd Chrisley
But tell me a series that you've ever watched that you can tell me from front to. From beginning.
Julie Chrisley
No, but thank you because I'm always doing something that doesn't mean that I
Todd Chrisley
have to be subjected to watching. Welcome to Sex in the City. Can you turn that off? And we'll. We'll pick it back up tomorrow. Three days later. Welcome to Sex in the City. Scene talking. You turn the alpha, we'll watch it. No, we're gonna. I'm watching it now. But I watched the Madison and I have to tell you, if season two doesn't, I mean, pick up because, you know, I told you I was really disappointed in it because I was so excited. Cause I love his work, but I just am not there yet. I watched the first five episodes in one day and I love Michelle Pfeiffer, but I've always loved her and I love her in this role, but I need for her to become just a bad bitch. I mean, I she her. You know. Not going to tell you on Cash. I haven't watched it. But she's supposed to be the HBC now and I need. She has started doing a little bit of it in that last season.
Julie Chrisley
You mean the last episode.
Todd Chrisley
Last episode of season one. But I needed to pick up because you had Kurt Russell in about. Kurt Russell's in it too. And I had had the guy. Has the guy from Party of Five, one of the oldest brother that was in Party of Five. And so I like Tam like him and. But I just, I just am not. Because I always try to kind of find something that's kind of a family. If it's a family about a family.
Julie Chrisley
Right.
Todd Chrisley
I try to figure out which one of them, you know, is my child.
Julie Chrisley
Like Beth and Savannah.
Todd Chrisley
Yes. Because I we said from season one of Yellowstone that that was me and Savannah.
Julie Chrisley
Yeah.
Todd Chrisley
And so. But this one, I mean, I'm not going to say too much about because I'll start getting shade on it. But there's really not a Savannah. Even though there's two daughters, there's really not a Savannah.
Julie Chrisley
Okay.
Todd Chrisley
So I'm hoping that that's going to pick up. So that one I'm not. On a scale of 1 to 10, I'm going to rate it for you. Right now. It's probably a five. So Michelle. Michelle can only do so much she can own. I know how she feels right now. The load is heavy. You can only carry so many people.
Julie Chrisley
Yeah.
Todd Chrisley
But thus far, it's a five for me. And so that's really the only thing that I've been able to watch that's
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Todd Chrisley
other than the movies that you and I make.
Julie Chrisley
Shut up. You are so stupid.
Todd Chrisley
And she falls asleep there, too. Once the camera's set up, you turn around, you're like, I'm ready to go. And you start the music and you look up.
Julie Chrisley
Shut up, Vaughn. You are so stupid.
Todd Chrisley
But. So tell me what's on your mind? What have you been thinking about recently besides me?
Julie Chrisley
I have been thinking about how we have almost been out of prison a year, and that crazy.
Todd Chrisley
What is it, the 28th? May 28th.
Julie Chrisley
May 28th.
Todd Chrisley
May 28th.
Julie Chrisley
It'll be one year. That is crazy for to even think
Todd Chrisley
about it and see.
Julie Chrisley
I mean, sometimes it seems like just yesterday, and then sometimes it seems like forever ago.
Todd Chrisley
I do have flashbacks sometimes.
Julie Chrisley
Yeah.
Todd Chrisley
Because I'm not going to talk about what just happened the other day. I threw it down.
Julie Chrisley
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Todd Chrisley
I was just telling.
Julie Chrisley
Yeah.
Todd Chrisley
So I'm in the bathroom shaving, and I've got my phone on speaker. Julie's sitting at her makeup table doing her makeup, and I'm talking, talking to this individual. And folks, when I.
Julie Chrisley
Talking to somebody who was at their summer camp.
Todd Chrisley
So when I was at my summer camp, we had a code word.
Julie Chrisley
You know, we're not going to say.
Todd Chrisley
I'm not going to say that. When just for my room, I had a word that Terrence was the lookout for, that he would always have to do what she hated to have say that word. But we had someone that was. The guy was Puerto Rican, and he would stand at the front door and he'd holler, vente. Vente. Well, that meant get rid of the phones. So I was on the phone shaving the other day. Judy's at her makeup table doing her makeup, and I'm on the phone with this person. You heard Ben Day. I threw. Folks. I dropped my phone,
Julie Chrisley
and I was like, what are you doing?
Todd Chrisley
I just stood there. She said. She goes. Because her mirrors here. She goes, what are you doing? I said, it's a dog. And I realized I'm not impressed. I jumped and grabbed My phone. And I'm like, can you believe that I just did that? Yeah, but that's like ptsd. It was a flashback.
Julie Chrisley
Yeah, I guess so. I wouldn't know about that.
Todd Chrisley
I know, because she never used a phone, never had any outside food, always followed every role.
Julie Chrisley
Yes, I did. I did. I did.
Todd Chrisley
I did, too.
Julie Chrisley
But I cannot believe it's been almost a year. I mean, it's been. It's been crazy to think.
Todd Chrisley
Yes, it's been crazy. And then, of course, it's getting even crazier because, you know, Savannah's now on this journey to, you know, go kidnap her eggs and freeze them or whatever she's going to do. And so she just started that this week.
Julie Chrisley
Yes. Yeah, she's sharing that on social media. So we're not.
Todd Chrisley
The only reason. I'm saying it. Yes, but because she wants to document her journey so that it helps other young women. And so I call and check on her every morning and every night, and we talk a million times a day. But before I go to bed, I check on her when I wake up, this first message that I send out, how did you sleep last night? Are you okay? And so this morning, she's actually going to go to the gym with me, but she's only going to do the treadmill because she can only walk. So I'm going to work out while she does the treadmill, and then my daughter and I will probably do lunch if she forces me to, and then that will. And then I have calls the rest of the day for other stuff that I'm doing.
Julie Chrisley
Yes, Chloe has a track meet today.
Todd Chrisley
And I told her she comes in second one more time. I said, you better remember, you better run like your daddy did when he got out of prison.
Julie Chrisley
Well, say we have a track meet today, so we'll see how that goes.
Todd Chrisley
It'll be fine. Yeah, be fine.
Julie Chrisley
Yeah.
Todd Chrisley
As she told me the other day, she said, I know how old you really are. And I said, okay. And she comes up some fake ass number. And I said, Lies. 46. She goes, Lies, I tell you lies. Busted out laughing. And I told her, she said, daddy, you just need to tell the truth about your age. And I said, chloe, we live in a country now to where people can dress up as cats and walk down the sidewalk and say that they're a cat. I can say how old I want to be.
Julie Chrisley
Well, but when your kids get to be older than what you say you are, that's kind of.
Todd Chrisley
No, I don't do that.
Julie Chrisley
Even though our kids aren't good at math. You still cannot. You can only push us.
Todd Chrisley
But I backtrack. I mean, I'm not going to catch up with the two oldest ones. I'm going to stay kind of like a little bit ahead of them. Like, why? It's legitimate that I had them.
Julie Chrisley
Well, at 48, you're not. Well, you just said you're. I could have.
Todd Chrisley
I could have been 15.
Julie Chrisley
15. The oldest is what should be 37 this year.
Todd Chrisley
God, I'm 42 already, so that puts me at 52, right?
Julie Chrisley
What?
Todd Chrisley
That's a lie. Yeah, I tell you It's a lie.
Julie Chrisley
52, what do you mean? Oh, I don't know.
Todd Chrisley
But what if she was 37 and I said I had her at 15, I'd be 52.
Julie Chrisley
Okay, that's fine.
Todd Chrisley
Then we wonder where they get the math from.
Julie Chrisley
But no, that's not true. But that's still pushing it.
Todd Chrisley
So not from where we from.
Julie Chrisley
I don't know about you, I wouldn't. Having kids at 15.
Todd Chrisley
I did. I had my first one 15, my next one at 16.
Julie Chrisley
Now you gotta say lies.
Todd Chrisley
That's right. I'm. I'm not 52. I'm 46. They're adopted.
Julie Chrisley
Nine. You're done.
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Todd Chrisley
our move to Texas? Because, like, I'm kind of already there. You're coming now after Chloe's finished with school. So how do you feel about it?
Julie Chrisley
I'm getting there.
Todd Chrisley
Okay. Because, I mean, you're going to be filming in a whole different place.
Julie Chrisley
Yeah, I'm getting there. It's. It's going to be a change for sure. We'll see. I'm trying to be open and, you
Todd Chrisley
know, I love it. I love it, I love it, I love it. I love the people now. I love Nashville. That. I mean, I love Nashville. I've always loved Nashville. Nashville's always been a good city for us and. But I love Texas. I love the people, folks. I go out to lunch or I go out to dinner with. With friends there.
Julie Chrisley
But you're really. You're about. 10 years is about your. When you start, when you get to that about 10 year mark, you gotta move.
Todd Chrisley
Well, I want something constantly.
Julie Chrisley
Like it was Atlanta, which we were there a little more than 10 years.
Todd Chrisley
But still, we were there a long time.
Julie Chrisley
Like 15. But then here. We've been here 10 years.
Todd Chrisley
December of 2016.
Julie Chrisley
Yeah, we've been here for 10 years.
Todd Chrisley
Yeah.
Julie Chrisley
And now you're ready to move again.
Todd Chrisley
Well. And listen, isn't that a beautiful thing that you have the ability to do that?
Julie Chrisley
Yeah.
Todd Chrisley
And that you get. You continue to be stimulated by different experiences and different people and different points of view.
Julie Chrisley
Right.
Todd Chrisley
I love that. But I go out to dinner, you know, with some of my friends there, and rarely. Well, I mean, I'll just go and say, I haven't paid yet. I mean, I have people literally my server coming over and saying, sir, that table back there, they took care of your. Your lunch today, or that person over there took care of your dinner.
Julie Chrisley
How nice is that?
Todd Chrisley
Well, you know, because I called you and told you.
Julie Chrisley
Yeah.
Todd Chrisley
And then, of course, I had champagne sent to my table. I'm like, I don't drink, but the rest of my crew did. But, you know, I went into this one restaurant, and I was. It was touted as, oh, you're going to love this food. And the food really was good. But I'm looking around, and it looked like God's waiting room for men. And all these older men kept streaming in with these beautiful girls on their arms and girls. And so I looked around, I said, where have you brought me to? I said, because this is like God's waiting room for men. And he just laughed. He said, Give it 45 minutes. He said, Room's gonna get real pretty in 45 minutes. And sure enough, the room filled up. Now, granted, all of them look the same. They're all blinds. Texas is full of blinds. So I'm sitting there and all of these girls coming in with these older men, and I'm like, are. Are they like couples?
Julie Chrisley
Like.
Todd Chrisley
No. That one over there, they've been married for, like, three years. That one's this one. This one. And then one of my buddies says to me later, he goes, you know, in Texas, you have three wives. You have a starter, an intermediate, and a closer.
Julie Chrisley
Is this supposed to make me feel good about moving to Texas?
Todd Chrisley
Let me tell you some. I've raised my kids. I ain't looking to marry one. Me and you, we're going out together. We went to prison together. You think we ain't going to ride to the end? We. We ain't getting off this train, get without each other. But I was just like, this really does happen. Like, this is like. I mean, hell, we know what happens Personally, yeah. But it's just baffling to me sometimes because I don't get that. That age difference. Because if you don't know my music, that's a big thing for me. If. If a song comes on that we were at the skating rink with, right. I need the chick riding with me to kind of move as. As that song's playing, because that's our history, that's our past, that's what we grew up with. And I can't be riding down the road and wet ass. Come on. And somebody asked me, don't. Oh, don't you love this? Turn this up. That's that song y' all made me listen to and told me about.
Julie Chrisley
Not y'.
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Todd Chrisley
Yes, y' all put it on. Y' all put it on. The thing.
Julie Chrisley
I have never put that on. You must be talking about.
Todd Chrisley
No, it's the podcast that they. That my two daughters did with you sitting there and asking me what Wap, man. Remember?
Julie Chrisley
Yeah, okay.
Todd Chrisley
And I didn't know what it meant.
Julie Chrisley
That wasn't me.
Todd Chrisley
But like, I'm not listening to that, right? So, you know, I need you to listen to Conway and Loretta. I need you to listen to Tammy and George, right? Tim and Faith. I mean, I need you to kind of. We kind of need to grow up together right now. You know, you and I are five years difference. And I never thought, folks, I'd marry a woman that was 5 years old than me, but. But you know, you and I are a five year difference. And I think that it's different for men, you know, I think that, you know, that when you marry a woman that is younger and the guy's taking care of himself, I think that, you know, it's okay, you know, in a certain age group, but for me, and I'm saying this just for me, I couldn't go younger than you because then I'm getting out of that what I'm complaining about, right? So like, you know, I would have to be like, so I'm 40. I'd have to marry somebody that's like 30.
Julie Chrisley
Shut up.
Todd Chrisley
my age. But, you know, it just. It doesn't work for me and you and you've said many times that, you know, you would never date a younger man. That that's not something you would do.
Julie Chrisley
No.
Todd Chrisley
And why would you not do that?
Julie Chrisley
I'm not doing. I'm not dating, period.
Todd Chrisley
But if you did, if a hypothetically,
Julie Chrisley
you would not be a younger man, right? I have sons. I'm not like you said, I'm not looking to raise another one.
Todd Chrisley
Right. So what would be your cutoff mark of dating?
Julie Chrisley
Oh, God, I don't know, Todd. Because we all know you just said someone 55 doesn't want a 55 year old. They want a 30 year old.
Todd Chrisley
I don't.
Julie Chrisley
So I would literally be. They'd be in the grave. So, I mean, it's the truth, though. It's the truth.
Todd Chrisley
Tracy was on with us last week.
Julie Chrisley
Yeah.
Todd Chrisley
She said she was sitting at this dinner there in Beverly Hills.
Julie Chrisley
Yeah.
Todd Chrisley
And here all these young women are sitting with these older, very wealthy men that they're married.
Julie Chrisley
They're asking her, why are you saying,
Todd Chrisley
oh, you're so beautiful?
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Todd Chrisley
And she goes right here.
Julie Chrisley
Yeah.
Todd Chrisley
This is why I'm single.
Julie Chrisley
Right. Because you can't compete with that. Like, you can't. I can't compete with a 30 year old.
Todd Chrisley
I don't know. You guys still got a lot of swivel in your.
Julie Chrisley
Shut up, Todd.
Todd Chrisley
It's still.
Julie Chrisley
Yeah, it's crazy still.
Todd Chrisley
Back it up.
Julie Chrisley
Yeah, shut it.
Todd Chrisley
Takes you a little longer to back it up and get it reversed, but once you get there, shut up. But I just don't that. Now, listen, I got to be careful how much shade I throw because it might come. You know, my grandmother used to say, don't spit up in the air because you don't know where it's going to land.
Julie Chrisley
Yeah.
Todd Chrisley
And I'm talking about things today that might land right between my eyes. So let me just try to venture on, speaking for you, my personal experience for your.
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Todd Chrisley
That doesn't work.
Julie Chrisley
Right.
Todd Chrisley
I'm comfortable in my marriage. I've been comfortable with you for 463 years. And I'm not looking to change that. I would a. I would not want you to do and treat another man the way that you've treated me all these years.
Julie Chrisley
I meant that in a good way. Yeah, sure, sure.
Todd Chrisley
But you know, I do feel like that for me, that just doesn't work. Right. I really would not see myself going.
Julie Chrisley
We're not seeing yourself go anywhere. You're talking about this way too much.
Todd Chrisley
Well, honey, I'm not going to ever leave you. But I'm just saying that I would not. It would not be for me to say. Okay, let's just say hypothetically that I was 50 when I get there. I'm sure it'll be a great year. But let's just say Hypothetically I was 55. I probably could go to 45 because that keeps me in that same music genre. Movies, things like that. But not. But not any younger than that. I would not go younger. Why are you saying that?
Julie Chrisley
Because as a kid, you're talking about it way too much. We're going to move right on. You ain't saying this is all you see in Texas, and then now you're
Todd Chrisley
saying, no, I didn't say it's all you see in Texas. I said that's all that was in the restaurant. I didn't say it's all you see in Texas.
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Todd Chrisley
but I will tell you one of my favorite restaurants that I love in Texas and this tells you how great a concept when people get something right. We love Houston's.
Julie Chrisley
Yes.
Todd Chrisley
We love Houston's.
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Todd Chrisley
And. And it's always been a wonderful restaurant for us. Our kids, we would take them there all the time growing up and it was the Hillstone.
Julie Chrisley
The only reason I'll go back to Atlanta.
Todd Chrisley
It's the Hillstone Group. Yeah, we have loved them. Love those guys that put that together because it was such a wonderful consistent menu, atmosphere, everything. Then we moved to California and they had a Houston's and then they. And then they had. They opened Gulf Stream.
Julie Chrisley
Yeah.
Todd Chrisley
And we felt. I fell in love with Gulf Stream. It was a somewhat different menu because they had mustard based barbecue. The original Houstons had tomato based barbecue. And we love their Dover Soul at Gulf Stream. And but the thing about Hillstone Group, you can't be messing with them boys because they will get the fuck up, walk out.
Julie Chrisley
Yeah.
Todd Chrisley
You try to jack their ran up and they're going to the next location. So we lost our Houstons, then we lost our Gulf Stream. So then we would have to drive to Orange county to go to the Gulf Stream down there.
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Julie Chrisley
But we do go to South Beverly Grill. So that's.
Todd Chrisley
So we go to south now we go to South Beverly Grill there in Beverly Hills because that's the same thing. And so we love that. But I go to Texas, I go to Dallas and I'm there meeting with our agent and all this other stuff. Stuff. And I go to this one of our friends, Corinne, she said, oh, you should go to Hudson House. And I said, okay, where is it? So the first one that we went to was in Fort Worth and the people were so lovely, but the food was so good. And. And I said to Jude, I said, well, this will be my hangout because once I find a place that I like, I really don't go anywhere else. So we ended up. We ended up in Dallas is where we're going. So it started off that I was going to go to Fort Worth, but then we ended up Dallas and our Dallas proper because Fort Worth is Dallas Fort Worth. And so we end up going. We go and look at the house and we come out and we of the gates of that neighborhood and we're coming down. I said, oh my God, there's Hudson House. It was another one. So we go there. We had a wonderful, wonderful meal that day. People were lovely. I ate at Hudson House. When did I come home? Sunday.
Julie Chrisley
Yeah.
Todd Chrisley
Came home last Sunday, right?
Julie Chrisley
Yeah, a week ago.
Todd Chrisley
So I got back to Nashville last Sunday and I ate at Hudson House four times.
Julie Chrisley
Yeah. Had my meeting creature of habit.
Todd Chrisley
Had my meetings at Hudson House, my business lunches at Hudson House. And now when I go in the one on Lovers Lane, Alex, who's. Who's my favorite server there, he, soon as he sees me come in, he goes, Mr. Christie, would you like your table? I'm like, yes, I have a table. So I love Hudson House. But the reason I go back to Houston's is the owner of Hudson House used to be with the Hillstone Grand. Okay, so that explains exactly.
Julie Chrisley
You did land the plane.
Todd Chrisley
That. Exactly.
Julie Chrisley
Okay.
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Todd Chrisley
You literally threw shade at me landing the flame. Yeah, but that explains the consistency of the food.
Julie Chrisley
Right?
Todd Chrisley
The Presentation. The atmosphere.
Julie Chrisley
Yeah.
Todd Chrisley
So once I found that, I'm like, okay, I'm home now. Yeah, this is good. And I was messaging you and saying, judith, you need to order this when you come and so forth and so on. So, yeah, good times at Hudson House. So what are you going to do when. When I'm. When I leave this week?
Julie Chrisley
Well, I'm actually having a little something something done.
Todd Chrisley
Oh, that's right.
Julie Chrisley
Tomorrow. So I'm going to be under the weather for a few days.
Todd Chrisley
In our house, when you say you're under the weather, it means you were. You were under the knife.
Julie Chrisley
Little something something. I'll keep you all updated. So my mother in law will be there to take care of me and Chloe.
Todd Chrisley
I would. I will be there tomorrow because you have it done tomorrow.
Julie Chrisley
Yes.
Todd Chrisley
Then I fly to DC for my meetings there, then to Dallas, then back. But if you need me to come back, then I will. But I have a feeling that you and your best friend will have.
Julie Chrisley
Everything will be fine. We'll be fine.
Todd Chrisley
But so I'm excited for you because you wanted to have this done.
Julie Chrisley
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Todd Chrisley
So I'm excited.
Julie Chrisley
And I will. When it's all over and done with, I will share.
Todd Chrisley
Well, you should have the doctor on.
Julie Chrisley
Yeah, maybe we'll do that.
Todd Chrisley
You should have him.
Julie Chrisley
Yeah, maybe we'll do that.
Todd Chrisley
Because the doctor that you chose is someone that we've known now for what, five years or so?
Julie Chrisley
Oh, my gosh. Way longer than that. Yeah.
Todd Chrisley
And he does great work.
Julie Chrisley
Yeah.
Todd Chrisley
So you're going to have your little done.
Julie Chrisley
Yeah.
Todd Chrisley
And then we'll see how. How that turns out.
Julie Chrisley
Yeah. So next week I might be a
Todd Chrisley
little slow moving, folks. I might really change my mind. I might really be with someone younger in a few weeks. Well, then I'm happy for you that you're having that done. Yep. And then what else? Savannah got a new car. That's been like the topic of the whole house for the last three days.
Julie Chrisley
Yes.
Todd Chrisley
My daughter got a new Ferrari, folks. Yes. I know it's vulgar, but she did it anyway. And of course, you know, she made me drive it. And so Julie and I went out on Saturday and we just kind of zipped around in our daughter's car. And I was shocked because, you know, I don't like a low car and you don't either.
Julie Chrisley
No.
Todd Chrisley
But I was shocked that it actually rode as good as it.
Julie Chrisley
Yeah.
Todd Chrisley
As it rides.
Julie Chrisley
Yes.
Todd Chrisley
Grayson drove it on. What's it, Sunday? Grayson drove it on Sunday and he's blaring Hank Williams Jr. From the 1980s. And because Grayson is literally a 60 year old man in a 19 year old body.
Julie Chrisley
Yeah.
Todd Chrisley
And so he was blaring that and then Chase drove it because she is. She's just. Savannah is just the kindest, most generous song. Because I had called her that morning. We were going to do some. Oh, she was going to play golf. She called and asked me if I could go pick up two golf clubs for her because she was getting her makeup on to go play golf. And so I told her yes. And she said why don't you come by and just get the car and you and mama take it out. And so you were sitting there and I said do you want to do it? And Judah's. Because Judah does not want her hair messed up.
Julie Chrisley
Well, not. Yeah. And that didn't happen to it. Lord have mercy.
Todd Chrisley
She's insured.
Julie Chrisley
I know that. But still mean.
Todd Chrisley
What if something happened to me?
Julie Chrisley
It's like driving your car. I don't like driving your car. I don't ever drive it.
Todd Chrisley
But that's because you have accepted how bad of a driver you are.
Julie Chrisley
No, but if something's going to happen, it's going to happen when I'm driving
Todd Chrisley
your car, which why you shouldn't be driving it.
Julie Chrisley
A rock will fly up and hit the windshield or somebody will hit me or just something will happen. So I'd rather just not drive. That's not. I feel that way about this is
Todd Chrisley
the stories that she has told me over the course of our minutes marriage. She lets the garage door down on my Lexus convertible when I had it.
Julie Chrisley
That was only 25 years ago.
Todd Chrisley
I'm just trying to show you track record of how consistent you've been with every car we've ever owned.
Julie Chrisley
Okay.
Todd Chrisley
She's tore mirrors off pulling into the garage of the Escalades. She has backed into things with the Escalades she has wrecked. She ran over this woman in the parking lot of a church of a school. At the church she tore a Jaguar up that she ran, zipped around and knocked the hell out of him in a church parking lot. Lied about that, covered that, tried to cover that up. Let's see.
Julie Chrisley
Because he, you know, then.
Todd Chrisley
Then she backed into my S550. Then she rear ended me in the S550 putting lipstick on. Then she comes home one day and she says can you believe a woman let a shopping cart go? When it hit the front of my car, I knew it was a homemade live when she told it. You remember telling that?
Julie Chrisley
That wasn't me. That was your mom. That says shopping cart. I never said no shopping cart.
Todd Chrisley
Then, folks, you already know from the episode that we had during the ice storm where she goes to go to the grocery store, and this woman comes flying around the curb and makes her take the ditch rather than get hit. And there's, I'm sure. Because every car you've ever had, you've done damage to.
Julie Chrisley
And that's why I like to drive my own cars, not yours.
Todd Chrisley
Yeah, you should tear up your own car. That I have to pay to fix.
Julie Chrisley
Oh, my God.
Todd Chrisley
We're not going to get off on this. We already know she is a habitual driver.
Julie Chrisley
Driver.
Todd Chrisley
That's where our daughter.
Julie Chrisley
Habitual driver or habitual bad driver?
Todd Chrisley
She is a habitual bad driving offender, which is where Savannah gets.
Julie Chrisley
Yeah, okay, okay. You've had a few yourself.
Todd Chrisley
Honey, I've only had one. What are you talking about? And I don't. And I was so completely confused about that. I'm still confused over it. But it took you walking me up there to say, this is what happened.
Julie Chrisley
Yeah, that wasn't even.
Todd Chrisley
And I literally. But listen, this. Grayson was driving Savannah's the Ferrari yesterday Sunday. And we're at that point, we stop, and the same thing happened. You know, you're across over here where they merge in. Car hit another car coming out.
Julie Chrisley
Oh, my God.
Todd Chrisley
Because you know it's. Because you know it's coming here. And they merge in this way. That one hit it. And I said, stop. Stop. This is where my happened. Stop.
Julie Chrisley
Oh, God. That was all we need, right?
Todd Chrisley
And I said, stop. And he. I said. He said, well, it's supposed to be. I said, at this intersection, nobody has a turn. It's whoever that gets there first. You let everyone at the other three go, and then you go. And so that's what he did. But now mama, on the other hand, Mama's a bad driver, too, because she's tore up every rim she's got that she's blamed on every valet that she goes to because we never understood who she was talking about. About the valet. In phase language terminology, that means valet, but it's called the valet.
Julie Chrisley
Yes.
Todd Chrisley
There was something else that she screwed up the other day. And I said, mom, what are you talking about? And she starts telling me. And I just literally sat down the sofa was. And died laughing. I was crying when she said it. I said, mama, that is not what the word you're supposed to use. I don't give a f. Todd. You know what I'm talking. I Said, no, mom, I didn't this time. I did not. I was stumped over this one.
Julie Chrisley
Now, you should have heard her last night talking about the Lakers basketball. And there is a player on there. His name is Luca Doncic.
Todd Chrisley
Was she out before you even tell me? I already know. This one was.
Julie Chrisley
I can't even. Lucas Dominio. Something. It was. I was like, who is that? Who is that? And then I figured out, because I knew he was hurt, and so I said, okay, Luca. Luca Donchic. Okay. But yeah, that was Lucas Dominio. I was like, oh, okay.
Todd Chrisley
She gives everyone an alias.
Julie Chrisley
Yeah, yeah.
Todd Chrisley
She gives everyone decipher who it is
Julie Chrisley
that she's talking to.
Todd Chrisley
She said the other day, David, she said, todd, what's that? What's that at crazy gal you used to watch on tv? I said, who? She said, you know, that one that you always loved you. She was that one. You're that funny woman. What's her name? Now, folks, we have to. When mama says funny, we don't really know what she's referencing when she says funny, because funny could be gay or funny could be that she's funny.
Julie Chrisley
Yeah.
Todd Chrisley
So we never know. And I said, mom, I don't. She said, well, I saw her the other day. She said, and she looks good. She's had work done, but she looks good.
Julie Chrisley
Who is she talking about?
Todd Chrisley
I'm getting ready to tell you, because, you know, she's on that phone all the time. And I said, she said, I'll find it. So a day or two later, folks, she shows me how good Joan Rivers looks. Ah. I said, mama. I said, I've loved her ever since she was on Johnny Carson. That's where it was. Yep. That's where you started watching her. You forgot. You done followed her forever. She said, but she looks good, don't you? I want to go to her doctor. I said, no, you don't know. Well, you don't. She said, why? She looks good. I said, mama, she's dead. Is she? And she's looking at the thing. I said, mommy, you understand that just because it's on Instagram doesn't mean that they're still alive.
Julie Chrisley
I know.
Todd Chrisley
She said, todd, what happened to her? I said, she went in to have work done on her throat or something. And I said, and she died. Oh, my God. That's why I don't. With doctors and stuff. I don't mess with nobody but Dr. Peach and. Because he ain't gonna kill you, but I'm not messing with nobody, Todd. She's really gone? I said, yeah, mama, she left the building, I said many years ago. Well Lord, that's awful. I didn't told you guys stay with me as doctors. They'll kill you, you. But now, bless her heart, for days she's been talking about how good John Rivers looks and didn't even know she was gone. Yeah, so. So then tell me, what is it that you. You're going to be doing your stuff and, and you're going to be filming in Dallas, but have you ended up negotiating your contract yet with me?
Julie Chrisley
About what?
Todd Chrisley
Cuz my production company is actually producing your show.
Julie Chrisley
Yeah.
Todd Chrisley
So I will tell you that I do because I don't think that you can sue me for this, but I will take sexual favors.
Julie Chrisley
Shut up. Well, what's mine's mine and what's yours is mine. That's how we're going to do this.
Todd Chrisley
No one part of yours is going to be mine if you want this contract signed. So I mean really that we've had a good week. I mean things are going well right now. You know, there's, there's still so much stuff going on in the country. I mean I literally was laying there the other night, just started, just started weeping over the, over us rescuing, you know, the pilot from the, that ejected from the plane there in Iran, or Iran, whatever it is. And wasn't that crazy? But you know, his first message that he sent out was God is good.
Julie Chrisley
Yeah, but how crazy is that?
Todd Chrisley
Yep.
Julie Chrisley
Because I mean, and it happened on Easter Sunday. That was amazing.
Todd Chrisley
And you know, I think that, I think it said yesterday, said he was ejected, he ejected from the flight on Good Friday and they found him on Easter Sunday and. But now our people knew where he was. We was just making sure the other side didn't know where it was because our technology is pretty dang good. I've gotten so many messages from people talking about, you know, my president. My president. Yeah, he is my president. And then let you know a secret, he's yours too. If I had to live with Sleepy Joe's ass for four years, you got to live with ours for four years. So yeah, he is my president and I'm going to respect him and honor him and show my appreciation for everything that he did for us and our family. But as I've said, as a Republican, I don't agree with everything that the Republicans do and I don't agree with everything that the Democrats do do. And I think that we need to meet in the middle. But I've had so many people talk about this war that was unjustified. Have you lost your mind? We've been doing this with Iran. Well, they were doing 47 years.
Julie Chrisley
They were going back to. What was it? Ronald Reagan.
Todd Chrisley
They did they. Bush, Reagan, Obama, Hillary Clinton. Tongue tied, Hackman, Hyena. Kamala. Kamala. Kamala. What the hell of her name is where she's at.
Julie Chrisley
Only thing everybody has said, you know,
Todd Chrisley
they can get rid of Iran.
Julie Chrisley
They cannot have the nuclear.
Todd Chrisley
And one of the producers of the show that we just wrapped is she is from Iran and her family. And, you know, and the day that this happened, she was elated because she wants their country to be liberated. She wants women to have rights.
Julie Chrisley
Yeah.
Todd Chrisley
I mean, they should have bombed them years ago when they made them wear all those black things over their head and stuff. Because that right there was enough to damn make you want to get rid of them. But at any rate, I don't understand. The left is so against this war, but yet the left is saying that we're going to fight for Roe vs. Wade because a woman's right to choose. Well, if it's a woman's right to choose, should. Because no woman gets up every day and chooses the same outfit. No woman's getting up doing that. That's forced on her. Women don't get up and dress in the middle of the desert and all black. No woman does that. So men have taken the rights of women in that country. But yet you were here in this country fighting for equality, fighting for women's rights, for reproductive rights. But yet in that country, it's okay to oppress the female gender.
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Todd Chrisley
That, folks, is called hypocrisy. So don't message me about the war anymore because I'm gonna hurt your feelings. Because I'm gonna tell you straight out, I don't give a damn whether you agree with me or whether you don't agree with me. I don't have to agree with you to like you.
Julie Chrisley
You.
Todd Chrisley
And I don't have to agree with you to dislike you. But we should be, as a country coming together because we're at war. We are at war. Our country is at war with another country. We. Whether we hate the commander in chief or not. Which I don't. But whether you hate the commander in chief or not, you're fighting. You should be praying for our men and women that are at war.
Julie Chrisley
Absolutely.
Todd Chrisley
That are fighting to liberate another country that will ultimately save your children and your grandchildren and your great grandchildren from being bombed. Yeah, but.
Julie Chrisley
And hopefully give women and everybody Everybody a better life.
Todd Chrisley
Exactly. Exactly. And because I don't know of anyone that says on their bingo card, this summer, I'm going to go to Iran.
Julie Chrisley
Right.
Todd Chrisley
Think I'm going to Dubai, but I'll skip Iran.
Julie Chrisley
Yeah.
Todd Chrisley
No one is saying that it's a hot vacation spot. No one's saying that. That the place. People are fleeing the country.
Julie Chrisley
Yeah.
Todd Chrisley
So clearly, if the people that's there don't want to be there, I'm not going to punch my ticket to go.
Julie Chrisley
Yeah.
Todd Chrisley
Which I just got mine back to where I can start doing that again. But. But it's. It's baffling to me that we can't even. That. That you hate someone so bad that you will root for the other side. That. That our country is fighting against and place our men and women in harm's way. You're talking about he sent our young, Our young sons and daughters to war. The same young sons and daughters that you're praying get killed and that Iran wins the war. Now, think about the hypocrisy there.
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Todd Chrisley
You're sitting here saying that President Trump sent your. These sons and daughters to war. Keep in mind, these sons and daughters enlisted.
Julie Chrisley
Right.
Todd Chrisley
They were not drafted. They enlisted. They get a paycheck for being in the armed services.
Julie Chrisley
That's we are forever. Great.
Todd Chrisley
Exactly. But that's the career that they chose. So when you sign up, you know that there may come a time that you go to war.
Julie Chrisley
Right. And our job here is to support them.
Todd Chrisley
Exactly.
Julie Chrisley
Absolutely.
Todd Chrisley
And when I saw that young man, that picture of him smiling, and his and his brothers in the army wrapped their arms around him on that plane. Folks, I ain't a lot to you. I was crying like the woman at the whale. I was so emotional over that because I was. Prayed for that kid every day, for God to please wrap, place a protective hedge around him and keep a healing hand on him. And look what God did. And then it came out that the first message he sent out was God is good.
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Todd Chrisley
Now think about that. And it was like I was saying to you this morning about what happened this morning. The text message that I got. And I looked at you and I said, look at my life. Look at the things that are happening. Look at the opportunities that are happening, happening. And look at where we were a year ago.
Julie Chrisley
Yeah.
Todd Chrisley
And tell me that that's not God. So, folks, if you don't believe in God, look at Todd's life and look at all the blessings that are happening for me. And then. Because if you can't a lot of people say, well, I don't believe in what I can't see. Well, you can see me know that I am living a Joseph life. God has taken what was meant to destroy me and turned it into something that is building me greater than I've ever been. So I am grateful for that. And I'm grateful for this young man who is now he and the other soldier, that pilot that was ejected, they got him that same day. But I'm praying for a speedy recovery for them. And I know that their family are so grateful to know that their sons are alive and well.
Julie Chrisley
I know.
Todd Chrisley
And I'm just. I'm grateful and I'm proud to be an American today.
Julie Chrisley
That's right.
Todd Chrisley
I am proud to be America.
Julie Chrisley
What better way to end it?
Todd Chrisley
There you go. So until next week, folks, good luck and God bless.
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Episode Title: Heading To Texas!
Release Date: April 15, 2026
Hosts: Todd Chrisley & Julie Chrisley
In this lively and heartfelt episode of "Chrisley Confessions 2.0," Todd and Julie Chrisley take listeners through a candid discussion of family updates, upcoming moves (especially “heading to Texas”), reflections on their first year out of prison, faith, pop culture, humor, and their evolving relationship with change. The episode is packed with memorable anecdotes about family antics, personal growth, and their take on shifting environments both at home and in society. Their trademark humor, honesty, and chemistry shine as they navigate everything from birthday pranks and generational divides to national news.
“Chrisley Confessions 2.0” delivers what fans love: real-life, faith-anchored storytelling, fast-paced banter, and honest reflections on everything from family and food to freedom and faith. As the Chrisleys set their sights on Texas and new adventures, they demonstrate that no matter where you go, connection, humor, and heart are what carry you forward.