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A
What do you think makes the perfect snack?
B
Hmm, it's gotta be when I'm really craving it and it's convenient. Could you be more specific? When it's cravenient.
C
Okay. Like a freshly baked cookie made with real butter, available right down the street at a.m. p.m. Or a savory breakfast sandwich I can grab in just a second at a.m. pM.
B
I'm seeing a pattern here.
C
Well, yeah, we're talking about what I.
A
Crave, which is anything from AM pm.
C
What more could you want?
B
Stop by AM PM where the snacks and drinks are perfectly craveable and convenient. That's cravenience am PM Too much good stuff.
A
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B
I'm Todd and Julie. How are you this morning?
C
I'm good.
B
Well, I mean, how's your wrist this morning?
C
From what?
B
You know, how you hurt your wrist this morning.
C
Shut up, Todd. No, I hurt my hand. Speaking of that, let's talk about Thanksgiving.
B
Now we're going to talk about how you hurt your wrist this morning.
C
No, it's.
B
Yes. Say she didn't want to tell you.
C
No, let me tell you what I did.
B
She smacked me on my ass coming out of the shower and it hurt her wrist.
C
Okay.
B
Because this ass is, like, still these days.
C
Oh, my God. You are crazy.
B
If you're wondering what I'm talking about, follow me on Instagram and you'll see my workout videos. The ones that Savannah doesn't want you to see.
C
Yeah, exactly. No, let me tell you, I'm still recovering from Thanksgiving.
B
That's how long it takes no time.
C
So I. Okay, so we all know that there's, like, lots of people get injured during Thanksgiving between burns and cuts and just, you know, because everybody's in the kitchen and a lot of people are in the kitchen that aren't normally in the kitchen. Well, I'm in the kitchen all the time and I still got injured. I was washing. I was putting some things down the disposal. Right. Well, my hands were wet and I went to flip the switch on the disposal.
B
And it shocked me, the piss out of her.
C
Oh, my gosh. It went all the way up my arm and it hurt.
B
And that was her good arm.
C
Oh, my. No, actually not. It's my right. But still, it hurt. It hurt so bad. And I've still had this, like, feeling. It's been weird, so I don't know. I've kind of hurt. I kind of hurt myself.
B
But. Which wrist did you hurt this morning, Todd?
C
I didn't.
B
On the buns of steel.
C
I didn't wrist this morning. But if it makes you feel better to think I did. Okay.
B
She can't do it. She just could not do it. Okay, it's fine. It's fine.
C
It's fine.
B
It's okay. I understand why it bothers you. So what would you like to talk about today? Because it's your podcast. I'm just a guest here.
C
Shut up.
B
And I want to be a good guest today.
C
You are trying to be so passive aggressive. Yes, you are. Very much so. Very much so.
B
So yesterday, our friend Steve McD, he self surrendered to Yankton. Right? And, you know, I was on the phone with his. He and his family, you know, yesterday, all day, until he actually had to do that. And my heart broke for them because I. Even though that happened to us three years ago.
C
Right.
B
Once it happens once.
You hold onto that, or at least I have.
C
Right.
B
For sure. And I know what his kids were going through when they were having to tell their dad, you know, goodbye.
C
Well, no, you knew what he was going through, because I don't think, you.
B
Know, but I watched the pain that our children experience.
C
Yeah, for sure.
B
So I know what his kids are going through, and I saw it in their eyes. And I know what he felt. And his biggest fear the entire time was making sure that the boys were where they needed to be, that he had everything set, set up the way it needed to be until he could get back home. And it's just so. It's just so unfair. And his situation is just as bad as what ours was with a rogue prosecutor. But you know that. That kind of hit yesterday, knowing that he was having to go through that.
C
Right. Well, and I think, you know, I. I want to say how proud I am of you because I know he has said publicly just what a source of strength you have been for throughout this whole process. You know, you have. Have talked him through it and, you know, kind of let him know what to expect. And. And it is something that you. We can relate to it. You know, it's you know, you talk about different things and people love to comment on things, but unless you've gone through it, you really don't know it. It's not something you have to have walked in those shoes. And we've walked in those shoes.
B
Absolutely.
C
We know what it's like to walk through those gates and know this is the last time I'm going to be with my family until I come home.
So yes, my heart goes out to them. And you know, it's hard, especially this time of the year. You know, I'm glad they were able to celebrate Thanksgiving together, you know, and then he, he went in. So. And I say that, but. And I know it's going to be so hard, you know, facing Christmas and without his family. But as I have said before, there's almost a part of me that wishes we would have went in before because I feel like we were just torturing ourselves every day before we went in.
B
Yeah. Because the unknown is the worst fear.
C
Absolutely.
B
The unknown is the worst fear. And I can say that from your breast cancer to these, you know, to all the stuff that went on with us legally. Right. Or illegally.
That the unknown is the worst part.
C
Yeah. And it's that dread, you know, you get that, that date to be able to self surrender and it's like, oh my God, okay, I see this date and every day it's one day closer, one day closer. But it's almost like in your mind you're already there.
B
And so, you know, I'll check on him once he gets me. Added to his, you know, friendship is core links thing to where I can email with him and we can call and you know, make sure he's okay. I know he's going to be okay, but hopefully he will go through the RDAP program. He'll. That'll take him nine months and then he'll come home. Right. So that's what we're hoping for, nine months rdap. And I'll be watching to make sure that he goes through that program correctly and timely and get him home to his kids and his grandkids.
C
Right.
B
Yesterday, you know, I was doing that interview when the person. When the. When during the interview when they asked me about Candy and Todd, about their divorce. So we're not going to talk about that. That is not our place to talk about that.
Everyone knows that. I mean, I like Todd. I've never had a problem with Todd. I worship Candy, you know that. And so Candy, me and you.
I wish them nothing but the best.
C
Absolutely.
B
And things happen in people's lives. And, you know, you have to. The newness of pain is always the worst.
C
Right.
B
And.
I wish them nothing but the very best. You know that Candy has been a loyal and faithful friend to our family.
C
Absolutely.
B
And I love her dearly. And Todd, I don't know as I certainly don't know Todd as well as I know Candy.
C
But don't wish anything but the best of all.
B
I wish nothing but the. They have children.
C
Absolutely.
B
And so for me to love Candy as well as I need to as a friend, I need to wish good things on Todd.
C
Absolutely.
B
Because they have children.
C
Absolutely.
B
And I hope that they. Whatever their issues are, listen, they've been together for a long time. It takes a while to unravel some of that and to let the pain die down.
C
Right.
B
And so I'm going to be praying for both of them.
C
Absolutely.
B
And that's all we're going to say about that. Because she's my friend.
C
Absolutely.
B
If she wasn't my friend, then I'd tell you a lot more. Yeah, but so that happened yesterday. Savannah's back in the Caymans.
C
Yes.
B
And Chase is doing great. That's a blessing. Every day. You know, it's so crazy at the world that we live in because everyone talked about or so. Well, I shouldn't say everyone, but so many people were commenting on the show and how bad Chase looked and, you know, he was so thin and whatever. And then he gets sober and he's doing what he's supposed to be doing, and he and I work. We work out, in case you didn't know.
C
Just look at his Instagram.
B
Yes. And you know, he's at the best place that he's been in forever. I mean, for as long as I can remember.
C
Right.
B
And. But yet you still get the negative comments.
C
Right. But what if I told you stop looking at those comments. He needs to not.
B
I don't look at the comments unless I'm wanting to fight with someone.
C
Well, that. Well, then that's every day, all day.
B
That's not true.
C
Every day. Day, all day.
B
That's not true. Folks. I'm not that person.
C
You're sitting here trying to argue with me right now about it because you.
B
Are just like tabloids. You're telling part truths. I don't need to fight with people. But if you say something negative about my child, I'm going to hurt your feelings. I am not that bigger person when it comes to them.
C
I get that. But again, someone else's opinion of you does not matter. It's not your business.
B
It does not matter if it's about me. I could give a shit less, right? Literally, I've given head 15 times where I get out of bed.
C
Everybody stop.
B
It just is what it is. I mean, that's the nasty. That's the shit that people say. So what I'm saying is I don't care about that because you and I know who I am.
C
Right?
B
I know who you are. You know who I am, right? So I don't care about that. When you say something about one of my kids, that's a whole different thing.
C
I get it.
B
So, you know, it's just. It's just such a diabolical world that we live in. You complain over here because he's too thin. Then you complain over here because you say, oh, he's getting thick. Or you complain about this or about that. He looks the best that he's looked in forever.
C
Yes.
B
And you know, it's so crazy because I have been so fixated my whole life, my whole life on size that as long as I maintained my size that I was in. In high school, then I was good. And when you and I met, I was, what, 129 pounds?
C
Yeah, you were.
B
So I was 129 pounds. Yeah. And I wore a 2932 pant, and now I wear.
32.
But as my wife told me this morning, I'm getting a little thick.
But, you know, I've focused on a number. And so many times you would say to me, stop focusing on a number. I was always a medium.
C
Right.
B
Well, now that I have been working out on my Instagram.
I have moved up to maybe a large in certain things, and I go to try on these clothes that I have, and some of them don't fit anymore.
C
Right.
B
So I'm having to give those to Chase.
C
Right.
B
Literally give some to Grayson.
C
Right.
B
And.
I had that moment about a week or two ago that it creeped back in that, oh, my God, I had to buy a large in that.
And you said to me, todd, you're still the same. You're still wearing 90%. You can't go and work out and go this way in shirts and then think, you're going to still be that same size.
C
Right?
B
So again, I'm going to give. I'm going to bow down to the queen here today. She was right.
C
But I've actually been right about a lot of things. But.
B
Well, I. Listen, we're not. This podcast is not about bringing her flowers every time she opens her mouth.
C
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B
Quint.comchrisley you know I've always lived by those numbers and now I think that I am at a place in my Life to where I just want to feel good.
C
Right.
B
I want to feel good. I want to. I want to have strength in my body and my mind and my spirit, and I want to. I just want to be healthy. And I love my workouts with Chase. It's one of my happiest times. I live for that every week. It is like. It is like food for my soul. And so to say all of that is that I don't care about if I'm a large shirt now. I don't care if I go to Lululemon. It's got to be a large shirt.
C
That's so good. That's growth for you.
B
It is.
C
That's very true.
B
The pant size is still the same. It's getting a little tight on the thighs, you know, because I am expanding a little bit. I'm trying to get thighs like my son Nick had. But.
So, you know, life is pretty good right now. I think. Life is pretty good. We had a great Thanksgiving. Yeah.
C
Super low key.
B
Super low key.
C
That was good.
B
No one was posting, which I was happy about.
C
Right.
B
Well, we did do that one thing that I did with Grayson.
C
Oh, my gosh.
B
What was the tick tock thing that you had me today?
C
Yes.
B
Ain't.
C
Yeah. Okay.
B
Whatever it is.
C
Yeah.
B
So I just go to tick tock. Yeah. Just. Is it on my TikTok? Oh, I don't know. Somebody. I don't. I don't do tick tock. I don't do TikTok. Somebody else is putting that stuff on there for me. But. So we did do that. But other than that, it was very low key. We had amazing food. As usual. You came home and you put Thanksgiving on the table just like you always did. It was amazing. Savannah. Folks, I don't eat a lot of meat, and turkey's not my thing, but Savannah made the turkey, and it was the best turkey that I have ever eaten in my life.
C
Yeah, it was really good.
B
We were. I was like, julie, stay away from the turkey. Let Savannah have it.
C
Yeah.
B
It was so good because, I mean, she literally killed that.
C
Yeah.
B
So we had a great, great Thanksgiving. We were all together. We were having fun. We were laughing, cutting up. We just had a great day. So I'm. I'm thankful for that. Now we're prepping for Christmas.
C
Yeah. Nanny's still eating leftovers.
B
Craziest thing in the world. And, you know, because I love to keep her going because, you know, I don't want her to get complacent. And so I don't do Leftovers. It's just we never have.
C
Right.
B
And there's only, like, a handful of things. I'll eat soup the next day.
C
Right.
B
I'll eat spaghetti sauce the next day.
C
Right.
B
But that's really about it. And so we had, like, three refrigerators that were running over with all this food. And so you had sent food to your parents.
C
Yeah.
B
Chase took food home.
And Savannah took food home.
C
Yeah.
B
And we still had three refrigerators running over. And Mama said, well, I'll just come back tomorrow and eat. And I said, mama, just take the food with you.
C
She doesn't like to do that because.
B
She wants to come and eat at the house every day.
C
Right.
B
Which is fine.
C
Yeah.
B
I love to see my mother come.
C
Right.
B
But you need to get all this food out of here, because you know how I get with that. I. It gives me anxiety to know that things are not in their place, that everything's not clean.
C
Well, honestly. Because the refrigerator in the garage, all the leftovers in it. And he couldn't put his Coke in the bottle in there to get cold.
B
So I have a beverage fridge.
C
What it was that?
B
I. How do I keep the beverage fridge?
C
Well, have you seen it? The last couple days, I've actually organized it. How do I keep it organized?
B
Everything you have, every drink that you would want in this beverage fridge. All I ask for is one shelf. The bottled Mexican Coke. That's all I ask.
C
Yes.
B
Even though you've got all these 30 other kinds.
C
I get it.
B
And she goes out there and empties out my beverage fridge so she can store food in there.
C
Well, I needed that for Thanksgiving.
B
You had three refrigerators full.
C
No. No, I didn't.
B
Oh, I'm counting the freezer, too. Okay. Sorry. Too. But.
C
So I needed that. And I told. What did I tell you? Just give me a couple of days, and then I will restock your refrigerator. And what did I do?
B
I don't know. I haven't been out there. Haven't been out there.
C
I restocked your refrigerator with all of your drinks and all the other drinks, and they're organized in the way that you like.
B
Thank you. So at any rate, my mother says, I'm going to come over. I'm going to come over and eat tomorrow. And I said, what's Julie making? And she goes, she's not making anything, you idiot. She says, we have those leftovers. And I said, no, we don't. I said, julie threw all that stuff away, and you were in the laundry room.
C
She almost had a nervous breakdown.
B
Todd Shut up. Surely she ain't that stupid. Did. What did she do, just walk in and start throwing shit out? And then you came out of the laundry room laughing and you said. I said, don't you mess this up. And she said, todd, surely to God she didn't throw that dressing away. I said, mama, she put that down the garbage. Oh, my God, I can't believe Julie would do something that dumb. I guess she threw the damn carrot cake away, too. I said, yep. She said she wasn't having that in the house because we were not gonna sit around and eat all that Todd.
C
By.
B
By.
C
Yeah.
B
And she hung the photo. She was so mad.
C
Yeah. Yeah. Oh, and then over Thanksgiving, she threatened to block everyone but her but me. Everyone was giving her a hard time at Thanksgiving, so she was going to block everyone.
B
Well, everyone has got the same experience with her that she was going to block.
C
Yes.
B
And that same experience is a shared experience amongst me and her grandchildren, which is Nanny has liars. Now, lieitis is when you're a lady in the south and you lie your ass off.
C
Okay, well, now. Well, let me say she did do that to me. So Nanny had been feeling under the weather, and we made her come spend the night at the house. Right? Right. So the next day she says that she has to go home. She's like, I have to go home because Amber, who is my knee, our niece, was going to come spend the night with her. And I thought, well, okay, if Amber's going to come spend the night with her, that's fine, you know. Good. So Amber calls me just randomly because she wanted to make sure of what she was bringing for Thanksgiving. And I said, oh. I said, how are you? Did you have a good day at work? Yeah. I was like, so, are you heading out to Nanny's? And she said, no. I said, you're not going over to Nanny's? She said, no, do I need to lies? And I said, well, I spoke to Nanny and she said you were coming to spend the night. She said, julie, I talked to Nanny this morning. We talked. We never mentioned me coming and spending the night. She said, but I can. I would be happy to. I said, no, it's okay.
B
She comes and tells me just to.
C
Get home, just to go be able.
B
To go home, because she doesn't like. Because they had placed her on this steroid and the doctor had said, todd, I think she needs to stay with you while she's on this so you can monitor. Because sometimes it can make them confused.
C
Or whatever, and sometimes she doesn't take her medicine like she should.
B
She will take whatever the amount is that gets her feeling better but not enough to complete the the entire dosage to get rid of it.
C
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She'S going.
B
To stay in a casino until the day she dies. We tell her, stay out of the casino because this is why you keep getting sick with all this upper respiratory issues, because of the smoke and whatever. Well, according to my mother, not in no casino that she goes to has cigarette smoke.
Liaitis.
So at any rate, she lied to you about that. But then mama just lies to lie. It's like a story sport to her. You know, she will lie to me about something about the kids, she'll lie for them and then when they piss her off, she'll lie on them. And it's just, you know, she just lies, nanny lies. And so we were all sitting at the table and Amber spoke up to say, nanny, did you tell Uncle Todd? So and so and so and so. And she goes. And this is how she does it when she's confronted in a lie. It's almost like she's driving a car and she's not going to look in the left lane or the right lane. She is going to look straight ahead. And so she's at the table eating and she just looks straight ahead and we're all looking at her and she goes. All I got to say is you said she goes, nanny. I never said that. Okay, then. Okay, I guess I'm lying, Amber. I guess. Yeah, mama, you lying. Then Chase brings.
C
Up.
B
Something. Yeah. Then Savannah brings up something.
C
And that. So that's kind of why.
B
Everybody was. And so she said at the table, this fine, fine Christian woman.
Fuck.
C
All.
B
Y'. All. I'm blocking every one of you. Soon as I get the hell out of here and get home. Blocked. Blocked. Blocked. That's what she kept doing.
C
Blocked. Blocked. And then Chloe said, I.
B
Know how to do blocking now. Who'd she say? She said, chloe taught me how to block somebody failing your nerves. And I'm blocking you and blocking you, and I'm getting you to. I said, you're gonna block me? The one who you come to for everything? You're gonna block me first. I said, what about Julie? Well, Julie ain't done nothing.
C
To me. And I was the.
B
Only one. You're the only one. Now, keep in mind, she didn't block any of us. But you're the only one that was never made.
C
The list. It was funny afterwards. We were sitting. You. You and Chloe were sitting at the counter, and you said, I gotta call Mama. And Chloe said, no, she's probably blocked to you. Like.
B
Chloe really? Chloe really took.
C
That dog. She's like, no, I'm sure she's blocked you.
B
By now. My baby. This morning, y', all, it was the funniest thing. She sends a.
C
Text message. Did you bring.
B
Them in? No, they're out in the car. But this morning, she sends a text message, and she goes, dad, can you please tell mom that I broke my glasses here at school.
C
This morning? She sent me a.
B
Text, too. And she said, but she sent it to me, too, because she knows that Julie might see that text message 12 hours from now when Chloe's at home.
C
Doing homework. How.
B
Am I?
She said, can you tell mom that I broke my glasses and I need my other pair of glasses beside my bed. They're in the drawer right beside my bed.
So I went. Went and got you in the bathroom. You put your makeup on. And Judah goes, oh, my God. And I said, it's fine. I says, I'm ready. I can tell me where they are. I can take them to the school. So I go upstairs and I open one drawer on the left side of her bed, and she's got all these glasses in there, like, funny sunglasses and stuff. So there was these pair, and they look like they belonged to Elton John. They were in the shape of hearts, and they were pink. And so I just buzzed out laughing because in my mind, I'm like, I'm going to take these over there to her, and she's going to flip out. And so then I'm like, but I do have to have the other pair. So I went to the other side of the bed, and there they were in the little case or whatever. And so I take those over there, and I put them behind, you know, in my waistband and back of my pants. And I go to the desk, and I happen to bring her up there, and she comes walking out, and she looks at me, and I. And I had the glasses in my hand, and she. She noticed them right away. She goes.
Dad, glasses to see. I can't wear those. I need to see. And I said, you said, the glasses beside your bed.
Daddy.
You know that's not my real glasses. And I recorded this. Did you not.
C
Watch that? Yes.
B
I did. I watched the video. And she. I said, well, just use these. I'm not using those. I can't see out of those.
And so I pulled it out of my pants and handed it. I said, are these. Yes. And I hugged her and I said, I love you. And I said, you have a wonderful day. So I sent the video to Savannah in the Caymans, and she came back and she said, I'm dying. And so that was the morning of coming here.
And then I want to. Does any of you out there have a best friend that's like a lifelong best friend that they want to talk shit all the time about growing up, about people you went to school with, people that they see on Facebook? You already know where I'm going with this. Well, I have that one friend. I have that one friend. And I want to be very clear on something, because I had said a while back, it's been a long time ago, that you know my best friend Sonya. Well, you know, Sonya has been my friend since kindergarten, and.
This other friend got salty over that because she really is my best friend, this other friend. And any of y', all, I'll just go ahead and tell you, because she listens to this podcast, and she gets so in her feels if I don't say she is my best friend. Stephanie, how are you, darling? Good morning. But I'm getting ready to tell the world about how you torture me now. She's kind of in a little war right now because of my other best friend, Terrence. I'm blessed. I have several best friends. And so, as Stephanie informed me last week, you have one best friend. That's me. You don't get to have multiple best friends. You have one, so. And Terrence just laughs. And, you know, because you talk to Terrence all the time, so Terrence just gets. He gets tickled of that. But my friend Stephanie, who. We have been thick as thieves since.
The time. From the time that we were little, and my daddy used to say.
Stephanie and Todd, they Would rather climb a tree and tell a lie and stand on the ground and tell.
C
The truth. Well, at least you know where you got it from. Your mom. So anyway, that's. And so at least I know where my kids get it from. So generational over.
B
Here. Stephanie. You know, I taught Stephanie how to drive a stick shift, even though she burned out two clutches in order to learn. Then I let her drive my new Buick Regal that I got that my mom and daddy worked so hard and was so proud to give to me. And, you know, we went to the Fast Fair, this convenience store, and I bought my Slush Puppy, and I got my Twix candy bar, which to this day, she ate that fucking Twix candy bar. And she just keeps lying and saying that she didn't. But I let her drive my car. We're going to the game at West Oak, and she wrecks my car, and she jumps this ditch, and the car, it was like a Dukes of Hazzard jump. And she jumps the ditch. It lands on the front and bounces back. I had already jumped in the floorboard because I was worried to death that it was going to mess up my face. And I'm trying to get the hell out of Hooterville to become Brad Pitt before Brad Pitt was Brad Pitt. And so we were laughing, and she was talking about Todd. I just sit around and think about all the shit that we have done. And, you know, she was telling you last night, and she said, you know, she said, no, Todd, that was so insane. She said, steph Judy. She says, I was always one drinking. She says, todd never did drink. She says, but I was always one drinking. I drank the hard stuff. She says, but Todd wouldn't drink. And so we were talking about stuff, and she's on this kick of feeling this incessant need to bring me up to date on everyone that we went to.
C
School.
B
With. Yes. When have you ever seen me even inquire about anyone that I go to.
C
School with? I know, but you will ask her, stephanie, what have you heard? Who have you seen? Whatever. Well, then that leads her down this.
B
Rabbit hole. That leads her down this.
C
Rabbit.
B
Hole. Yes. And it's not a rabbit hole. It's a shithole that she goes down. And I start getting all these pictures of people.
That I don't.
C
Even know, or you think you don't know them. But then. But then she says, yes, you do know we went to school.
B
With them. Yes. And she'll say, todd, what's wrong with you? You. We went all the 12 years through school together. How do you. I said I. I didn't go to school with that person because that person don't even look.
C
The same.
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I look at all these women I went to school with and they got three hairs on.
C
Their.
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Head. Todd. I'm like, what in the hell is going on in the water?
And then I said, what did I tell her two weeks ago if she.
C
Did what? Stop sending.
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You pictures? Now what did I say? What kind.
C
Of pictures? I.
B
Don'T remember. You do too. I said, you send me another ugly picture of somebody. I'm.
C
Blocking you. Oh yeah.
B
You did. I said, don't you send me no more horrific photographs of people that you claim that I know because I don't want to be traumatized.
C
By this. Okay, and what did.
B
She do? Yesterday, while I'm sitting there having.
C
My dinner? She sent you.
B
Some pictures. She sent me a picture of this girl that we went to school with. Who? I never really liked her in school anyway. She always thought she was better than everybody else. And, you know, that's what you got to be careful of, folks. You gotta be careful of that bitch they call Karma because she might fall behind. But she catches up, and she sends me this picture of this girl that we went to school with. And I showed you.
C
The.
B
Picture. Yeah.
And, folks, I wanted to drop down on my knees and give thanks to the Lord above that whatever happened to her didn't happen to me. And then she was posting up in there with a grandchild. I wouldn't have.
C
Posted.
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That.
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I.
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Just.
Stop. I would not. I wouldn't. Now, folks, I'm going to go a little bit further here. I don't have grandchildren from Chase and Savannah.
C
And.
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Grayson. Yet. Yet. But what I will say, I didn't have ugly children. So I warn my children about who you lay down with and who you procreate with, because this DNA can only hold up so much. You got 50% of your mama's side in you, Todd. Well, you know what I mean, they could turn out looking like Harvey.
But at any rate, I'm looking at that. And I said, now, why would you, if you claim to love your grandchild, you know your grandchild's.
C
Ugly. Why? No, Todd, People.
B
Don'T know. No, I don't believe that. I don't believe that. I know that. You know, if you've got an ugly child, if you've got an ugly grandchild, if that happens to me, folks, y' all are not going to know about it. Cause I'm not gonna bounce them on my knee right here on this podcast. I'm not going to be sending out Christmas cards. I'm not gonna be posting on Facebook. I'm going to send gifts that will be Julie's.
C
Favorite grandbaby.
B
Shut up. The prettiest ones will be.
C
My favorite. Well, you've already posted yours, and. Yes, but I guess because they are pretty, technically, Chloe, who is your daughter, slash granddaughter. And Jackson. Okay. They're beautiful. So you can post. You have posted about them in.
B
The past. Yep. So my thing is, is that Stephanie feels the need to send me all these pictures of people, and I always say, who is this? I don't know who this is.
Stephanie, you got to be kidding me. That can't be. And, folks, some of these People I know biblically and I'm like, I laid down with that. What is the hell is. It's in the water. They've got to change them water lines.
I'm like, what in the hell is going on? And folks, I will go ahead and tell you something right now. You are, I have had. You have said this, and this is no disrespect to you because I've made it very clear. If I had known you first, there wouldn't have been another 150. If I'd have known you first, you would have been the only one. Because you are the best I've ever had and the only one I ever want. But I've had some good. And some good came from that little one horse town that I was with or in came from. Some of it was so damn good you'd walk on your hands to get back to it.
But I'm going to tell you right now what I would have walked on my hands to get to at 16. I'd burn an engine out running.
C
From today.
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Have you. And you know who I'm talking about. You know.
You know there's a few woo. And then on top of this, I'm getting ready to out myself. And something happened this week. On top of this, I'm laying in bed last week at five in the morning.
C
What happens? You get.
B
A text.
C
Lime popsicle. You get a text message.
B
From somebody. You know what I'm.
C
Talking about? Yeah, you.
B
Showed me.
And now folks, y' all can figure out what you want to. But I get this text message from.
C
This girl. She's not a girl, she's.
B
A woman. She's a woman now. But I get a text message at 5am in the morning that said, is this still lime popsicles number?
I was a freak even at 16.
I looked at it for a minute and I thought, is this 57 year old woman, was I so good at 16 that she still remembers this?
And you said, who's texting you at this early? So I handed you the phone. And I'm not going to get into this whole story with.
C
My wife. Please don't. Well, I'm not on.
B
This podcast. I'm not going to. But you pushed it. I never told you about it. You kept on that morning. What does.
C
That mean? Well, yeah, because as your wife, we.
B
Share everything. Well, some things you just don't need.
C
To know. Well, no, that's not true. That's not true because you wouldn't feel that way if it was someone.
B
Texting me. But I Didn't. I wouldn't ask you what lime.
C
Popsicle meant. Oh, you would. If there was a man that had text me that I had dated or been in a relationship with and there was something you. 100%. First of all, that wouldn't happen because I don't.
B
I don't. Because you're.
C
Not nasty. Like, I don't text. I don't have those kind.
B
Of conversations, do that because it's sticky and messy. But at any rate, I get this message that says this, and then hours later I get another message that's very salty, that want to know why I haven't responded to the text message.
But never be in fear when you got a friend like Stephanie. I share this with Stephanie. And what does Stephanie do? What is she noted for? Telling somebody else and sending me a picture. Yeah.
Folks, I don't know what the hell's happened with these people.
I said, who the hell is that? And she said, no, don't come at me like you don't know who the hell that is.
That's so. And so I said, shut the hell up.
I don't even recognize hardly any of these people now. Like the guys, I can still recognize some of them. And, and I talk to a lot of them, you know, on Instagram, message and stuff like that. They send me stuff. But I told my best friend Stephanie from all these years.
She has been warned, as of last night, send me another photo that causes me to have nightmares. You're blocked. Blocked, blocked, blocked.
Does she listen to me? She literally thinks this is so funny that she sends me a random picture. She's on her job and she sends me a random picture of this woman that was so ugly. And I'm sitting here in my home on a zoom call with production and I'm looking at the phone and she says, do you remember this person? And I went back and I said, who in the hell is this? And she goes, oh, I don't know. I was just sending you a picture. It was no one that.
C
She knew because she knows she's got.
B
You now. Yes. So you know how many of you out there have a best friend like this that has literally. Stephanie and I were the original prank phone. We were the, literally the ones who were the biggest in our community that could pull off prank phone calls. When we got three way phone calls, we tortured everyone. We hooked. We hooked the Winn Dixie up with the Dairy Queen. We hooked Mama up with my aunt in New York, making them think they were calling each other. We did all this shit. We were the originals. We've done it all. I've lied for her. I'm going to continue to lie for. We don't have to. Have to lie for each other anymore because, I mean, everybody knows we're reformed whores. So back then, we were just whores and we didn't want nobody to know it. It. Now we're just reformed whores. And not a lot of people want you at 57 anyway, so we don't really have that.
C
Much temptation. Obviously you do if you still.
B
Get text. Well, that's them, not me. Honey, that just lets you know what.
C
You got. You're saying nobody wants you. Obviously.
B
They do. That's just because I love. I loved.
C
Lime popsicles. Okay, okay.
B
Please don't. We're not going there, Julie. Don't you get me started. But at any rate, I look at some of these people and I think to myself.
Karma, you've done some shit that I didn't know about because karma came back and ran all over your face, body, mind, heart.
C
And soul. Well, it might just listen. And you have to. You're on this podcast, and we're.
B
Being transparent.
C
Yes. Yes. There are a lot of people. You have worked hard. We have worked hard our entire life. So we have been afforded.
B
Certain luxuries. Yes.
C
That'S right. Due to that. So you also have to take that into consideration. There's some people that can't afford to have Botox or can't go have a facial.
B
Or laser. I've never done any.
C
Of that. So with that being said, if we're being 100% honest, you have to look at that.
B
Too. You. I just don't feel like that. My. I just don't feel like. Even if I had lit. Well, maybe if I had.
C
Lived.
B
There. Right. If you live there, maybe my forehead would be at.
C
My chin. Has a way of just showing up here, here, here, here, here, here.
B
It does. It does it. And when it shows up.
C
In Westminster, South Carolina, you do have to remember not everyone has been afforded certain luxuries that we have, certain blessings that we have been able to bestow.
B
On.
C
Ourselves. Right? So you need to take that.
B
Into.
C
Consideration. Okay? And also, Todd, you. You've never smoked, you never drank. You don't do that now. And that plays a big part as we get older because we don't do those things. It does, I.
B
Think, help. And a lot of the.
C
People in the aging process and a.
B
Lot of the people that I'm talking about, they do. It's clear they have drinking issues because all these pictures that Stephanie sends me are photographs of people sitting at bars. They're drinking in the middle of.
C
The afternoon. Right. But. And that, we know, ages you. Yes, very much so. So. And you have really good DNA, very good genetics. I. Not so much. But I'm going to continue to work really hard so that we have those luxuries that we. That.
B
We like. But you have. But you've held up good. I mean, you know, you still have got what you need to have. You know, you look good in your pants, your jeans. You still got a.
C
Great.
B
Ass. Oh. And that's something that you need to hold on to. That I need to hold on.
C
To. But. And that's something, folks, that is natural. There's.
B
Never been.
C
She's lying.
B
Are you? Kardashian?
C
That shit. No, I did not. I have.
B
Never had. She's always been thick back there. And that's a wonderful thing.
Because you haven't. You're right. But you've not done that. But, you know, you have done a lot more than what.
C
I've done. Absolutely. I can't stand him today. I cannot stand him today. But, folks, he's getting ready to. And I'll make sure.
B
Everybody follows. Yes, he's true. I'm getting ready to. I'm getting ready to have some things done, and I don't give a shit. I will let you film it. I will let you put it out there, because I want all of my friends or people that I went to school with, I want them to see. You can go.
C
Do this. Right. Okay, this brings me to. We've talked about you. We've talked about your treacherous, trashy past and all these.
We were talking about, like, things we haven't done. I was listening to a podcast just this morning, and there was a doctor on there, and you know what he said was one of the biggest things that was, like, a waste of money and doesn't work when it comes to, like.
B
Procedures. Threads. Well, I don't believe that, because I had.
C
That.
B
Done. Yeah. He said, and I had.
C
Great results. Temporarily will work sometimes, but really, when people have it done, they have to keep having.
B
It done. Well, you know.
C
I had. That's like these threads that they put in.
B
Your face. But I had it done right here on my neck, because that scar that I had from the surgery that I had to have done from whatever it was I did, you had to remind me of whatever it was. And you know that. What did they have to do there? It was a. Didn't I have to have Like a.
C
Skin graft. You had all kinds.
B
Of stuff. Yeah, yeah, because of the infection that I got in my. Whatever salivary gland. Salivary gland. And so there was that scar there, and Pam Chaney did those threads there. And it made a world of difference because what it does is that it's a foreign object into your body and your body. It triggers your body to.
C
Produce collagen. And this is just what he said. It may work for some people. You said it's worked.
B
For.
C
You. Yeah. He was also talking about, like, implants, and there's a brand new implant, which I'm very interested in hearing about. But he was talking about the bigger the implant you get, the more chances of something going wrong, which I didn't really know because I have boobs. Yeah, implants, like.
B
Breast implants. Well, they have. They have.
C
Ass implants. Well, yeah, but we're talking about breast implants. And you know, because I had never had breast implants, but then after I had breast cancer, I. I had. I didn't have to, but I chose to do reconstruction and had. Had. Had implants. So I thought that was interesting. And there's a new. A brand new implant that so far has had really good results.
B
Of it. Not. I think you're telling me this because you've been itching to reduce.
C
Your size. No, I'm not telling you that because that. Because if I really wanted to do that, I would go.
B
Do that. But I've told you that I like your size and I like to know that there's.
C
That.
B
There. Right. But don't you. I mean. And you don't like it to be.
C
As big. Right? Because I still haven't. I still feel like when I look at pictures and stuff that it's that. That that's what, like, makes me look bigger than what I.
B
Really am. But let me ask you something. Do you feel good with your. With.
C
Your boobs? I might want them a little smaller, but I.
B
Don'T know. See, and I think they look great. And I mean, I don't know of no man out there that's ever said, oh, babe, I think you really should make those smaller. I don't know of anybody, but it wouldn't.
C
Be for. I mean, in all honesty.
B
I know it's for you.
C
And I. It would be for me and how.
B
I feel. I.
C
Get that. I get that and I respect your. Just, I mean, I respect your opinion, but if I decided to do it, I'm gonna do it because.
B
It'S like me feel bad and it's your body and you have that right to do that. I'm just saying to you that most men when they are looking.
C
At a woman, but I, I don't care what most.
B
Men think. Okay, well, let's.
C
Hear about. I care about you think. I.
B
Respect you. Then let me be 100% transparent. I like your boobs exactly the way they are. I like them that size. I like your ass that size. I don't need you to lose any more weight. I don't need you being stick thin where you, if you lay up against a wall, you fade into it. I.
C
Don'T need. I am losing. I am going to lose a little bit more. And Savannah and I talked about it when on the podcast with her. We're actually going to journal our journey, our GLP1 journey with good girl Rx products. So I'm super excited about that. I'm just waiting on her to quit traveling the world so that we can do it and start.
B
It together. Well, so then, so then you're going to do that? I'm not going to do anything except continue to.
C
Work out. But maybe, you know, also this podcast that I follow, he says that microdosing GLP1s has been something that is really. He feels very strongly about and he is a cosmetic surgeon, but he actually went back and became board certified in the GLP1s that, that whole thing. And so the GLP1s have shown that they just help, like dementia and just so many other things, even.
B
Microdosing it. But we're getting ready to start with this doctor who specializes in this.
C
In Dallas. He does.
B
Peptides, right? He does peptides. So is that, that's.
C
The difference. Two.
B
Different things. But so then we're going to this doctor in Dallas who specializes in peptides. He's going to do the blood work on us. He's going to let us know where we're deficient, where we're.
C
Not. Whatever. Oh, my gosh. So literally. So you asked me for creatine to start, that you were going to start.
B
Taking.
C
Creatine? Yep. Folks, he sees all these things and wants me to order them to start, and then he. Then I'm not taking them. But this doctor also said that taking larger doses of creatine, like, they're small doses, and even as women, we should be taking small doses. But they call it maximizing dose.
B
Or.
C
Macro. Right. Bigger doses of creatine has actually been proven to help with like dementia and memory. And I told you this. So, folks, I. So I'm going to start That I am going to start that. And keep in mind, we are not doctors. I follow this podcast. We're just giving what we're going.
B
To do. But I told you folks, I work out with Gunner Peterson, who has trained everyone in. In the sphere of television and sports and music and whatever. And he opened up a private gym here in Nashville. And Adam, who works there with him, trains me right when Gunner's not there. And. And Gunner said, you need to be taking creatine. Julie needs to be on creatine. Todd, it has proven that it helps with dementia and this and this. Everyone, your children should be taking.
C
Small doses. Yeah. And that doctor says same thing. Everyone should be taking care.
B
Of that. Why did you not take the advice when Gunner.
C
Was giving? No, I. I did. I did. But I'm. I'm gonna wait and see what all my blood work shows before I just start taking a little bit.
B
Of this and a little bit.
C
Of that. I want to. I want to do it like. Like have a complete regimen. And we will share it, because our regimens are going to be completely different. A, he's a man. I'm a woman. B, I have other health issues that you don't have. But we will. We will be sharing this after the first of the year. I think top of the year, we're going to share health journey. My GLP. My GLP1 journey with Savannah. GLP is like your Manjaro, your zepbound, your semiglutide. The weight loss things, the particular weight loss. Just the.
B
Weight loss. Is that not what's in our IVs that we.
C
Would.
B
Take? No.
C
For skin. No, no. Semaglutide is not. Semagluta is a GLP one for.
B
Weight. Glutathione. Glutathione, Yes. I get them confused. I'm only focused on what.
C
The outside. Right. So first the year, folks. We will be discussing it. I'm going to be discussing it with Savannah on her podcast. We'll be discussing it on here. And then once we get the results of all of our blood work and. And what our regimen is going to be, we'll talk.
B
About it. Okay, so then what else do you. What else do you have for your. Maybe what you hope this new year is going to hold.
C
For us. Oh, I don't know. It's still early in December. I got plenty of time to think about that. So we'll think about that. And toward the end of December, we'll have that podcast where we.
B
Really talk about kind of what our new year's resolution is going to.
C
Be, or. Yeah, okay. I.
B
Think.
C
So. Okay.
I gotta work.
B
On it. I don't have to work on it. I know what.
C
I'm doing. I do.
B
I do. So then I think that we've pretty much covered a lot.
C
Of stuff. We have covered a lot.
B
Of stuff. Yeah. I don't think there's anything else that I can.
C
Talk about. I've talked enough. Yeah, you've talked enough about.
B
Yourself today. Myself, I've talked about my.
C
Friend Stephanie. Yeah, it's. It's fine. I'm just. I'm just playing. Come on, we gotta go. We gotta go vote. Today.
B
Is voting. Today is voting here.
C
In.
B
Tennessee. Yes. So, you know, I can vote again, thanks to.
C
My.
B
Pardon. Yes. And so I'm going to cast my.
C
Vote today. Right. And on that note, surely you're going to take me for lunch and then we'll.
B
Go vote. Yes. Well, I want to go vote first because I don't want to run the risk of not getting there. I come till 7, but I cannot.
C
Let.
B
This. This. What's her name? No, I'm not going. I'm not going to let anyone. Do you. Have y' all seen those Instagram posts where the granddaughter sitting there, she's. And she's saying she's going for this.
C
Democrat.
B
Scholarship. Yeah. And the grandpa, when he. And she says, and my granddad was. Has been such a Biden supporter, he said, oh, hell no. And he jumps up. Well, I'm not. I'm going to.
C
Be transparent. We know. Everyone knows, knows. Everyone that listens to this podcast knows how you're going to.
B
Vote, so. But what's that.
C
Girl'S name? I don't know, but we're not going.
B
To worry. Well, the one that says that she hates Nashville, she hates pedal taverns, she hates the bachelorettes, she hates country music. I'm voting.
C
Against.
B
You. Yeah. Because I love Nashville. I love country. I love everything you have. And you know, you don't like me and I don't like you, so I'm voting opposite of you. Even if it was somebody that was ugly, I'd still vote.
C
For them. Okay, so on that note, folks, until next week, good luck, God bless, and please continue to pray for me and.
B
For me.
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PodcastOne | December 10, 2025
In this candid episode, Todd and Julie Chrisley return to the mic for unfiltered, humorous, and heartfelt discussions about family, personal growth, controversy, and, as the title suggests, karma. The conversation weaves through their recent Thanksgiving, family anecdotes, supportive friendships, body image, aging, and medical journeys, with signature Chrisley banter throughout. The episode also takes time to address personal challenges, both past and present, showing the more vulnerable side of the Chrisley family amidst their signature humor.
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(Timestamp: 10:38 – 16:26)
(Timestamp: 31:59 – 49:02)
(Timestamp: 51:05 – 55:38)
(Timestamp: 55:02 – 58:38)
For the uninitiated, this episode is a perfect blend of the Chrisley’s signature humor, real talk, and loving (if occasionally savage) family and friendship dynamics.