Chrisley Confessions 2.0 – "Here Comes Karma"
PodcastOne | December 10, 2025
Episode Overview
In this candid episode, Todd and Julie Chrisley return to the mic for unfiltered, humorous, and heartfelt discussions about family, personal growth, controversy, and, as the title suggests, karma. The conversation weaves through their recent Thanksgiving, family anecdotes, supportive friendships, body image, aging, and medical journeys, with signature Chrisley banter throughout. The episode also takes time to address personal challenges, both past and present, showing the more vulnerable side of the Chrisley family amidst their signature humor.
Key Discussion Points & Insights
Thanksgiving Recap & Family Shenanigans
(Timestamp: 01:13 – 05:14, 16:19 – 23:21)
- Todd teases Julie about how she injured her wrist—“She smacked me on my ass coming out of the shower and it hurt her wrist. Because this ass is, like, steel these days.” (01:28, Todd)
- Julie shares a real Thanksgiving mishap: she got a shock from the garbage disposal while her hands were wet.
- The Chrisleys describe a “super low key” Thanksgiving full of laughter and family antics. Savannah impressed with her turkey-cooking skills:
- “Savannah made the turkey, and it was the best turkey that I have ever eaten in my life.” (17:13, Todd)
- Nanny, the family matriarch, is a continuing source of amusement and chaos, hoarding leftovers and threatening to block relatives:
- “Nanny has liars. Now, lieitis is when you're a lady in the south and you lie your ass off.” (21:28, Todd)
- Nanny’s classic line (after family teases her): “Fuck all y’all. I'm blocking every one of you.” (28:32, Nanny via Todd)
Coping with Legal Hardships – Showing Empathy and Support
(Timestamp: 03:13 – 06:47)
- The Chrisleys candidly relate to a friend, Steve McD, who is going through the process of “self-surrender”:
- “My heart broke for them because…once it happens once. You hold onto that, or at least I have.” (03:43, Todd)
- Julie praises Todd for supporting Steve:
- “You have talked him through it and let him know what to expect… You have to have walked in those shoes. And we've walked in those shoes.” (04:29, Julie)
- Both discuss how “the unknown is the worst fear” whether it’s an illness or legal ordeal.
Media Commentary, Parenting, and Protecting Family Online
(Timestamp: 08:29 – 10:17)
- Addressing negative online comments, especially about their son, Chase:
- “You complain over here because he's too thin. Then you complain over here because…he's getting thick…He looks the best that he's looked in forever.” (10:18, Todd)
- Todd expresses frankness on “clapping back” at criticism:
- “If you say something negative about my child, I'm gonna hurt your feelings. I am not that bigger person when it comes to them.” (09:32, Todd)
- Julie offers wisdom: “Again, someone else's opinion of you does not matter. It's not your business.” (09:46, Julie)
Body Image, Aging, and Embracing Change
(Timestamp: 10:38 – 16:26)
- Todd opens up about his lifelong fixation on weight and size:
- “I've been so fixated my whole life, my whole life on size...” (10:39, Todd)
- Acknowledges growth and focusing on well-being rather than clothing sizes:
- “Now I think that I am at a place in my life…where I just want to feel good. I want to have strength in my body and my mind and my spirit, and I want to…just be healthy.” (15:16, Todd)
- Humorous moments about outgrowing clothes and “bowing down to the queen” for Julie’s correct advice.
On Friendship, “Karma,” and High School Memories
(Timestamp: 31:59 – 49:02)
- Todd’s childhood friend Stephanie is spotlighted for her persistent updates about their old classmates—often with unflattering photos—and playful bickering over who is truly Todd’s “best friend.”
- “If I had known you first, there wouldn't have been another 150. If I'd have known you first, you would have been the only one.” (41:39, Todd, about Julie)
- They riff about aging, comparing themselves to less fortunate peers:
- “I look at all these women I went to school with and they got three hairs on their head. Todd. I'm like, what in the hell is going on in the water?” (38:02, Todd)
- Todd’s “Karma” lesson:
- “You got to be careful of that bitch they call Karma because she might fall behind. But she catches up…” (39:45, Todd)
- Todd jokes about good genetics, choices, and the luck of not “having ugly children.”
Marriage, Transparency, and Supporting Each Other’s Choices
(Timestamp: 51:05 – 55:38)
- Discussion on cosmetic surgery, implants, body autonomy, and respecting each other’s decisions.
- “I like your boobs exactly the way they are… I don’t need you losing any more weight. I don’t need you being stick thin...” (54:25, Todd)
- Julie reiterates she’d make any changes for herself, not for others:
- “It would be for me and how I feel.” (54:02, Julie)
Health, Well-being, and Upcoming Journeys
(Timestamp: 55:02 – 58:38)
- Todd and Julie discuss upcoming health and wellness plans—GLP1 journeys, peptides, fitness, and brain health:
- “Our regimens are going to be completely different. A, he's a man. I'm a woman. B, I have other health issues that you don't have. But…we will be sharing this after the first of the year.” (57:34, Julie)
- Discuss supplements like creatine and its emerging benefits for memory and brain health.
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
- “The unknown is the worst fear.” – Todd, discussing both legal and health anxieties (05:44, 05:58)
- “If you say something negative about my child, I'm gonna hurt your feelings. I am not that bigger person when it comes to them.” – Todd (09:32)
- “You got to be careful of that bitch they call Karma because she might fall behind. But she catches up…” – Todd (39:45)
- “Nanny has liars. Now, lieitis is when you're a lady in the south and you lie your ass off.” – Todd (21:28)
- Nanny’s classic melodrama: “Fuck all y'all. I'm blocking every one of you. Soon as I get the hell out of here and get home. Blocked. Blocked. Blocked.” (28:32)
- “I've always lived by those numbers and now I think that I am at a place in my life to where I just want to feel good.” – Todd (15:16)
Segment Timestamps
- Comic Thanksgiving Recap – 01:13–02:42, 16:19–23:21
- Legal System Empathy & Support – 03:13–06:47
- Parenting, Media, and Online Criticism – 08:29–10:17
- Body Image & Personal Growth – 10:38–16:26
- Friendships & "Karma" Memories – 31:59–49:02
- Marriage Transparency/Body Autonomy – 51:05–55:38
- Health, Supplements & New Year’s Plans – 55:02–58:38
Takeaways for Listeners
- Candid honesty and humor: The Chrisleys spare no detail, mixing serious reflection with Southern wit and playful family banter.
- Vulnerability and resilience: They share real struggles—from health to legal issues—while maintaining upbeat optimism and a focus on family loyalty.
- Appreciating growth: Both Todd and Julie acknowledge changes in body, mind, and perspective, emphasizing how growth and acceptance go hand in hand.
- Value of friends and family: The episode is a testament to the bond of steadfast friends and quirky family—through thick, thin, and karma.
For the uninitiated, this episode is a perfect blend of the Chrisley’s signature humor, real talk, and loving (if occasionally savage) family and friendship dynamics.