Todd Chrisley vs. Gen Z Slang

Summary

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Chrisley Confessions 2.0 – "Todd Chrisley vs. Gen Z Slang"

PodcastOne | May 27, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this lighthearted and candid episode, Todd and Julie Chrisley celebrate their decades-long marriage, reflect on family and current events, and dive enthusiastically—but sometimes reluctantly—into the world of Gen Z slang and pop culture. With Julie quizzing Todd on everything from the meaning of “rizz” to TikTok trends and modern celebrities, the couple’s playful banter, humor, and sharply unscripted perspective shine throughout. The episode offers both laughs and insights about generational gaps, staying relevant, and finding connection amid cultural evolution.

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Highlights & Key Discussion Points

1. Celebrating 30 Years of Marriage

[02:14]–[03:23]

• Todd and Julie reminisce about their upcoming 30th wedding anniversary, poking fun at their longevity and the challenges they’ve faced.
  • Todd jokes: “If I thought we had to start over, I'd cut my own Peter off to keep from having all these kids.” (03:23)
• Both express gratitude for their enduring bond:
  • Julie: “That's something you don't hear a lot of people, especially our age, who can say they've been married for 30 years.” (02:48)
  • Todd: “I never knew that God made me this strong.” (02:58)

2. Family Dynamics & Mood Shifts

[04:11]–[06:28]

• Discussion about moods being affected by seasons and family stressors.
  • Julie admits to being sensitive to weather, while Todd attributes his moods mostly to family drama (Chase, Savannah, Mama, etc.).
  • Memorable quote: “My moods are not regulated off season. My moods are regulated off who's screwing with me at that damn time.” –Todd (05:22)

3. Current Events & Headlines

[06:28]–[10:19]

• The Chrisleys discuss a lawsuit involving a Georgia Dept. of Revenue official and joke about being dragged into political drama:
  • Julie: “According to the articles, you and Trump are eating McDonald's on the Air Force One together.” (08:54)
• Talk about the sudden death of NASCAR driver Kyle Busch, with Savannah's emotional reaction referenced.
  • Julie observes: “Just to think, like, 41 years old. That's young.” (10:11)

4. Todd’s Lack of Pop Culture Knowledge

[10:49]–[11:31]

• Julie sets up the main feature: quizzing Todd on Gen Z slang—“because you don’t know very much about pop culture.”

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Gen Z Slang Showdown

[11:31]–[21:09]

Julie quizzes Todd on new-generation terminology; hilarity ensues as Todd reacts with transparent confusion and occasionally surprising accuracy.

• Rizz [11:32]

  • Julie defines: “They have charisma or a flirting ability.”
  • Todd: “What generation says this shit?” (11:47)

• Girl Dinner [12:04]

  • Todd (incorrectly): “A cat crunch fest.”
  • Julie: “No, a girl dinner is just little snacks... random snack style meal.” (12:07)

• Delulu [12:29]

  • Todd nails it: “Delusional.”

• Ate [12:40]

  • Julie: “You did something extremely well, like ‘I ate that outfit.’”

• Soft Launch [13:03]

  • Julie: “Hinting at a relationship, not a full reveal.”

• "It's Giving," Thirst Trap, Main Character Energy, Doom Scrolling, Slay, etc. [18:24]–[21:09]

  • Todd sometimes guesses correctly, sometimes bumbles:
    • “Thirst trap” – Todd: “Me and Martha did them back in the day. Martha Stewart.” (18:55)
    • “Doom scrolling” – Julie: “Endless negative scrolling online.” (20:17)
    • “Slay” – Todd: “I do that. I slay all the time then.” (21:04)

• Julie’s supportive: “You did pretty good on that, actually.” (21:09)

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Meme & Quote-Recognition Game

[21:33]–[24:08]

Julie gives Todd popular pop culture lines to identify their sources.

• “I would like to be excluded from this narrative.” – Taylor Swift meme (21:39)
• “I don’t know her.” – Mariah Carey about Jennifer Lopez (21:52)
• “That’s hot.” – Paris Hilton (22:30)
• “I woke up like this.” – Beyoncé (22:53)
• “You’re doing amazing, sweetie.” – Kris Jenner (23:05)
• “I’m rich. I’m very rich.” – NeNe Leakes from Real Housewives (23:20)

Todd hilariously admits: “Who the hell would have thought me and Tay Tay have something in common.” (21:43)

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TikTok & Gen Z Trends: Real or Internet Fake?

[24:17]–[32:52]

Julie quizzes Todd on whether certain trends are real or just TikTok fantasies.

• Silent Walking: “Walking without a phone or music.” (24:27)
• Bed Rotting: “Staying in bed all day doing nothing.” (25:16)
  • Todd: “We ain't got no bedrock going on in our house.” (25:18)
• Raw Dogging Flights: “Flying with no distractions, no phone or music.” (25:54)
  • Julie (on Todd’s “mile high club” joke): “First of all, that's a lie.” (25:36)
• Clean Girl Aesthetic, Tomato Girl Summer, Grandma Hobbies, Cash Stuffing, Beige Flags:
  • Todd frequently reacts with confusion or dry wit: “What would you think it means? You’re rotting in the bed.” (25:11)
  • Julie: “It's budgeting with cash and envelopes.” (30:58) (on cash stuffing)
  • “A beige flag? That's the dumbest damn question that you've asked me.” (32:29)

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Pop Culture Spot Quiz: Name That Celebrity

[33:16]–[37:10]

Julie shows Todd pictures of various celebrities; he struggles but surprises Julie with some correct answers.

• Timothy Chalamet – Todd: “Kylie’s boyfriend... Shalom?” (33:27)
• Zendaya, Dua Lipa, Jelly Roll (he gets right), Tate McRae, Sabrina Carpenter, Pedro Pascal, Mr. Beast, Alex Cooper (“Call Her Daddy”), and Bad Bunny.
• Julie surprised: “Oh my God. I didn’t think you would get it. That’s Bad Bunny.” (46:45)
• Todd: “See, I knew. Bad Bunny.” (37:04)

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Staying Up-to-Date (or Not)

[37:13]–[41:00]

• Julie explains how she stays current (People magazine, Entertainment Tonight) even when away from the internet.
• Todd remains uninterested: “I have zero interest in what is going on in someone else's life unless I'm connected to you.” (39:13)
• Julie admits: “I'm just nosy.” (39:31)
• Both poke fun about watching Housewives shows and love for Kathy Hilton.
  • Todd: “I love Kathy Hilton. Every fiber of my beauty.” (40:17)

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Housewives & Shade: Favorite Quotes

[41:14]–[46:02]

• Todd and Julie share favorite moments and quotes from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, especially from Kathy Hilton and Brandi Glanville.
  • Julie shares Brandi's shade about LeAnn Rimes: “She got everything else of mine... might as well just be a housewife and finish it off once and for all.” (44:57)
  • Todd: “I can't say nothing about that, because, I mean, listen, the comment is epic.” (45:02)

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Reflections on Trolls and Online Negativity

[47:24]–[52:05]

• Todd vents about critics who comment on his social media, especially regarding intimacy between husband and wife, and claps back at criticism.
  • “You need to spend less time talking to me about me talking to my wife about sex, and more time trying to find you some...” (48:16)
  • Julie: “The Bible actually says... having an intimate relationship between husband and wife within marriage is biblical.” (48:41)
• On engaging trolls:
  • Todd: “If they go low, I go to hell.” (52:05)
  • Julie: “Didn't your grandma tell you, if you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all?”
  • Todd: “Now, my grandma told me, if you ain't got nothing nice to say, come sit by me.” (51:53)

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One Year Since Pardon: Reflections & Gratitude

[52:15]–[53:27]

• The Chrisleys reflect on being home for a year after their presidential pardon, expressing gratitude to their supporters and President Trump.

  • Todd: “That is a blessing that I don't take lightly... grateful to our President Trump for pardoning us and restoring our family.” (52:39)

• Anniversary love note:

  • Todd: “I am truly blessed to have had you for 30 years. I love you with all of my heart...” (53:35)

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Tone & Dynamics

• Humorous, unfiltered, and affectionate: Non-stop playful banter and gentle ribbing underscore their close partnership.
• Self-aware generational gap: Todd’s reluctance and Julie’s enthusiasm around Gen Z slang offer a recurring comedic motif.
• Occasional vulnerable notes: Appreciation of marriage milestone, their difficult year, and acknowledgment of their critics.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On Gen Z slang:
  • Todd: “What generation says this shit?” (11:47)
• On social media criticism:
  • Todd: “If they go low, I go to hell.” (52:05)
  • Julie: “I'm just nosy.” (39:31)
• On marriage and time:
  • Todd: “I am truly blessed to have had you for 30 years. I love you with all of my heart.” (53:35)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Marriage Celebration & Banter: 02:14–03:23
• Current Events / Lawsuit & Savannah’s Call: 06:28–10:19
• Gen Z Slang Showdown: 11:31–21:09
• Pop Culture/Meme Quotes: 21:33–24:08
• Real or Trend (TikTok): 24:17–32:52
• Name That Celebrity Game: 33:16–37:10
• Housewives Recap & Quotes: 41:14–46:02
• Online Trolls & Criticism: 47:24–52:05
• Pardon Reflection & Love Note: 52:15–53:35

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Final Notes

This episode is a perfect blend of family warmth, generational humor, and candid conversational chemistry. Julie’s pop culture enthusiasm and Todd’s stubborn disinterest in trends provide continuous, affectionate sparks. Fans get an inside look at the Chrisleys’ post-pardon gratitude, their marriage dynamic, and Todd’s unique filter on the ever-evolving world of memes, slang, and internet trends.

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Transcript

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[Todd Chrisley]

Welcome to Chris the Confessions 2.0. How are you, darling?

[Julie Chrisley]

I'm good.

[Todd Chrisley]

You look so hot today.

[Julie Chrisley]

Oh my gosh. We look kind of like we coordinated, but we didn't.

[Todd Chrisley]

You know, though you and I have been together so long that, honey, we was 28 months and still saying the same shit.

[Julie Chrisley]

I know, but speaking of that, our anniversary's coming up.

[Todd Chrisley]

When is it? Oh, that's right. May 25, 1873. Honey, I'm just saying, in three days. It just feels like it's been so three days.

[Julie Chrisley]

We will have been married for 30 years.

[Todd Chrisley]

Thirty years.

[Julie Chrisley]

That's something to be proud of.

[Todd Chrisley]

Yes, it is.

[Julie Chrisley]

We had a lot of stuff to

[Todd Chrisley]

have, considering that we've had so many people to try to tear it apart. Yeah, that is. That's an accomplishment. We really have dirty hoes.

[Julie Chrisley]

We really have. We. It's. That's something you don't hear a lot of people, especially our age, who can say they've been married for 30 years. I mean, that's a lot.

[Todd Chrisley]

Listen, I will tell you that I never knew that God made me this strong.

[Julie Chrisley]

Okay. And I think that's a backhanded, not even compliment.

[Todd Chrisley]

Oh, no, no, no, honey. I was talking about how wonderful life is every day for 30 years.

[Julie Chrisley]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Todd Chrisley]

I can't think of anything I'd rather do more than do all this again.

[Julie Chrisley]

Right. Well, the good thing is we don't have to do it again, so that's good.

[Todd Chrisley]

If I thought we had to start over, I'd cut my own Peter off to keep from having all these kids.

[Julie Chrisley]

Oh, my God. Shut up. So your mom and I did a podcast.

[Todd Chrisley]

Yeah, I know. You talked shit about me the whole time. That's what happens, folks. I'm out one day working, doing something else. Mama fills in, and y' all talk shit about me the whole time.

[Julie Chrisley]

We weren't.

[Todd Chrisley]

That's not true. You weren't.

[Julie Chrisley]

That's not true.

[Todd Chrisley]

Mama looked like a Q Tip with all that hair. So you brought a Chia Pet to sit in my seat?

[Julie Chrisley]

Quit talking about your mother.

[Todd Chrisley]

I done told her about. She's not gonna walk over that. Damn.

[Julie Chrisley]

We have to get her a new style, a new hairstyle.

[Todd Chrisley]

She walks around with a cloud on her head.

[Julie Chrisley]

Well, you know what? It's. Because she doesn't really know how to curl it, but it's okay. Cause that's the way it's been my whole life that I've known her. So there's nothing we can do about it?

[Todd Chrisley]

No.

[Julie Chrisley]

So we're getting ready to have a holiday weekend. It's raining in Nashville. I feel like it's raining everywhere. Like.

[Todd Chrisley]

Yes.

[Julie Chrisley]

Right now.

[Todd Chrisley]

Yes.

[Julie Chrisley]

So I'm not loving that. Because, you know, I do better when it's sunny.

[Todd Chrisley]

We all do better when it's sunny. Because I think that it. You have that vitamin D, and that makes.

[Julie Chrisley]

Well, there is something. There are certain people whose mood is very much affected by the weather. And I feel like I'm that person.

[Todd Chrisley]

My mood's affected by a Lot of things. Mostly shitty things. But, you know, sometimes I feel good.

[Julie Chrisley]

Yeah. No, your mood. You don't ever know. You don't ever know. You might walk in the door, and you might be just happy and easy, and then you might walk in the door and a piece of paper on the counter might sleep.

[Todd Chrisley]

Let's talk about this. Wonder why my moods shift so much. Your moods shift because you have four seasons. Right? My mood shifts.

[Julie Chrisley]

What do you mean? Because I have four seasons.

[Todd Chrisley]

Winter, spring, summer, and fall.

[Julie Chrisley]

Well, yeah, I just feel better in the spring and summer. My moods don't shift.

[Todd Chrisley]

They do. They do.

[Julie Chrisley]

Well, yours do, too.

[Todd Chrisley]

And my moods are not regulated off of the season. My moods are regulated off of who's screwing with me at that damn time. So if it's Chase, Savannah, Grayson, Chloe, Mama all the time, and then you mom is really my big stressor. No, Chase is my big stressor. Then Mama, then you, then Savannah, Grayson, and Chloe. That's pretty much how it goes. And you and Mama could kind of go back and forth. What's wrong?

[Julie Chrisley]

I'm going to try not to stress you because I know that can mean this podcast can go one of two ways.

[Todd Chrisley]

I am on my best behavior today. Why would you say that? Love you, darling.

[Julie Chrisley]

Yeah, see, you do that because you're crazy. You go one minute talking about me,

[Todd Chrisley]

and the next minute, just remember.

[Julie Chrisley]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. I know. It's crazy.

[Todd Chrisley]

Oh, my God. Did you see where that crooked ass Josh Waits from the Georgia Department of Revenue has sued the Attorney General, Chris Carr in Atlanta, Georgia. Did you see that?

[Julie Chrisley]

I saw it, but I didn't even really give it any. So tell us what it is.

[Todd Chrisley]

It was.

[Julie Chrisley]

I'm sure you will.

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, I will, because it was just sent to me this morning. I'm just playing someone. Terrence, sent it to me, and it. Of course, they had to say our name in there because it's the only thing that would get the reporter a click.

[Julie Chrisley]

But not the only thing.

[Todd Chrisley]

But, you know, it is the only thing that he ever gets a click on. But at any rate, this guy Waits is suing Chris Carr, claiming that the Attorney General has sabotaged four jobs of his since he was fired from the Georgia Department of Revenue, you know, for doing crooked shit. And so he's suing Chris Carr for that. And the article said that due to all of our political affiliations and people that we know politically. Politically, that that's why Kris Carr went after Waits.

[Julie Chrisley]

Gotcha.

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, that's not true. He probably went after you because you were doing bad shit, you know, falsifying documents. Not. Or rather lying on your application saying you had a degree when you didn't. Creating a slush fund that you shouldn't have had, that you had to turn back over to the house in Georg. Just a lot of shit, you know, but he's the victim now, so I guess he's suing because he's lost his. All these jobs that he had gotten, claiming that Kris CARR and the AG's office, you know, have done that to him.

[Julie Chrisley]

Right.

[Todd Chrisley]

So I don't know. I mean, you know, how did we

[Julie Chrisley]

get brought up in it?

[Todd Chrisley]

Cause our name is what sells. The story says that because he was going after high profile, politically connected individuals is why Kris Carr came after him.

[Julie Chrisley]

Okay.

[Todd Chrisley]

Basically saying that Kris Carr is in our pocket. And everybody knows that I talked about Kris Carr because he wouldn't. He wouldn't do anything about it.

[Julie Chrisley]

I don't even know. I don't even know him.

[Todd Chrisley]

He's the Attorney General.

[Julie Chrisley]

Right. But I wouldn't know him. I don't have any connection to him.

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, according to the article, we are politically connected to it.

[Julie Chrisley]

Well, I'm connect. According to the articles, you and Trump are eating McDonald's on the air Force One together. But that ain't the case.

[Todd Chrisley]

I mean, it's. It's insane. When I got it this morning, I'm like, what? I'm like, you are suing the Attorney General?

[Julie Chrisley]

I wish I was as politically connected

[Todd Chrisley]

as people think we are. Exactly, exactly.

[Julie Chrisley]

Yeah.

[Todd Chrisley]

Now, my daughter, on the other hand,

[Julie Chrisley]

what about the NASCAR driver Kyle Busch?

[Todd Chrisley]

You know, Savannah called me yesterday crying about that and said that the. His wife had been on her show or something.

[Julie Chrisley]

Yes. On her podcast before, I think.

[Todd Chrisley]

And Savannah's like, I just can't even believe this has happened. I don't. And so I don't think nobody knows yet what's happening.

[Julie Chrisley]

No, it's sad. From a severe illness, but they haven't, like, said what it was. But what was so strange is his last race, which I want to say it was. It's been within the last week or two.

[Todd Chrisley]

Right, right.

[Julie Chrisley]

He said they asked him something and he said, well, you know, basically to be grateful because you don't ever know when it's going to be your last one. And it was his last one. He just celebrated his little boy's birthday. He was 11.

[Todd Chrisley]

That's sad.

[Julie Chrisley]

Yeah. Just to think, like, 41 years old. That's young.

[Todd Chrisley]

Yes.

[Julie Chrisley]

That is so young.

[Todd Chrisley]

That's sad.

[Julie Chrisley]

And, yeah, I just, you Just never know. You never know.

[Todd Chrisley]

But, yes, Savannah called me yesterday and she was upset about that. And I said, who are we talking about?

[Julie Chrisley]

Yeah, you know, because, you know I'm

[Todd Chrisley]

going down the road.

[Julie Chrisley]

You wouldn't know.

[Todd Chrisley]

You wouldn't know because, you know, I mean, I'm a sympath. Whatever your mood is, I'll get in that mood. And I said, okay, what are we upset about? What's happened? She's like, dad, you don't even know, woman.

[Julie Chrisley]

I know.

[Todd Chrisley]

I said, okay, so then I don't need to be upset. No, you still need to be upset, because his wife was on my podcast and they're the sweetest couple. And so then I get on my phone, I'm like, oh, my God, it's.

[Julie Chrisley]

But we all know that you don't know I don't know anything about anything, so. Which is why we're gonna play a few little games today.

[Todd Chrisley]

Don't start with nothing dumb today, okay? Because, you know, you done got me off Meg the Stallion.

[Julie Chrisley]

Megan.

[Todd Chrisley]

Megan the Stallion.

[Julie Chrisley]

Okay, so because you don't know very much about pop culture, we're gonna just. I gotta sprinkle a few little things in for you today.

[Todd Chrisley]

You shock the out of. If I know who it. What it is.

[Julie Chrisley]

I hope you do. I hope you shock me. Okay, so this first round is called Gen Z Slang round. Okay, so I'm gonna give you a name or a phrase, a word, and then you're gonna tell me what it means.

[Todd Chrisley]

Okay?

[Julie Chrisley]

Okay. Riz.

[Todd Chrisley]

I have no idea what that would mean. What's it mean?

[Julie Chrisley]

Like, I guess like they have riz. They have charisma or a flirting ability. They have riz.

[Todd Chrisley]

What generation says this shit?

[Julie Chrisley]

Z.

[Todd Chrisley]

Who is that?

[Julie Chrisley]

Not you.

[Todd Chrisley]

Okay. Okay, what am I?

[Julie Chrisley]

A. I don't know. Okay, do you know what a girl dinner is? And don't be ugly or inappropriate.

[Todd Chrisley]

A cat Crunch Fest.

[Julie Chrisley]

Todd. No, a girl dinner is like where you're eating just little small portions or like maybe just an avocado and a sliced tomato. Or just little snacks. Maybe throw a few little crackers in. Just something. It's just a random snack style meal. Yeah, okay, you'll get this one. Dulu.

[Todd Chrisley]

Delusional.

[Julie Chrisley]

That's right.

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, you know why I get delulu? Because I'm surrounded by that every day.

[Julie Chrisley]

Delusional.

[Todd Chrisley]

I live in a land of delusion.

[Julie Chrisley]

Ate a T E. A T, E. You did something extremely well. Like I ate that outfit. Like I. I ate that. See, no, that's not what it means. Okay, moving on. Okay. You'll get this one soft launch

[Todd Chrisley]

as opposed to a hard launch. So I think I know this one. This one is like when you're gonna do something like not really big, you're just introducing it.

[Julie Chrisley]

Well, no, technically it's hinting at a relations full reveal.

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, that's what I'm saying. You're soft.

[Julie Chrisley]

You're soft. You're hinting at something being a little like shady. And not shady necessarily, but just a little aloof.

[Todd Chrisley]

So you test in the waters to find out if people on Instagram is going to like your choice before you actually go full blown.

[Julie Chrisley]

I guess so.

[Todd Chrisley]

Gotcha.

[Julie Chrisley]

I guess so. Which is just crazy to me.

[Todd Chrisley]

So we stop watching.

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[Julie Chrisley]

Okay. It's giving.

[Todd Chrisley]

It's giving. It's giving. It's like your outfit's giving or something. Like you're giving a vibe or.

[Julie Chrisley]

Okay, good. Describing a vibe. Vibe or aesthetic.

[Todd Chrisley]

Okay, okay, so I ate the vibe.

[Julie Chrisley]

Okay, gotcha. No, not rug. Okay. Thirst trap.

[Todd Chrisley]

Thirst. Oh, I used to do them. Me and Martha did them back in the day. Martha Stewart. You take them pictures and you auto tune them and shit. Ain't that what a thirst trap is?

[Julie Chrisley]

Well, it's just an attention seeking, attractive post. You don't have to be doing.

[Todd Chrisley]

Oh yeah, I don't do those anymore. But I did used to do them. I did.

[Julie Chrisley]

Yeah, you did.

[Todd Chrisley]

I stopped doing it that one time when I looked 12 years old.

[Julie Chrisley]

Yes. And then you got pissed off at me when I said because it was

[Todd Chrisley]

my first attempt and you made fun of it.

[Julie Chrisley]

I said, todd, that looks absolutely ridiculous. What do you mean I didn't do anything? I said, you are a liar. But instead of just going to call

[Todd Chrisley]

me a liar, but instead of going

[Julie Chrisley]

with it, you actually got mad. Let me. You like, you got attitude.

[Todd Chrisley]

Because I was just learning how to do the stuff that Savannah had taught

[Julie Chrisley]

me and it looks stupid.

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, I don't have it out there anymore. I only do that one time.

[Julie Chrisley]

What is out there? It's out there.

[Todd Chrisley]

I did it one time.

[Julie Chrisley]

Okay, you'll definitely get this one main character energy.

[Todd Chrisley]

Meaning you're the number one person.

[Julie Chrisley]

Meaning, yes, acting like life revolves around you.

[Todd Chrisley]

So you and Savannah and mama are main character. What is it?

[Julie Chrisley]

No, you have main character energy.

[Todd Chrisley]

Y' all have self absorbed energy.

[Julie Chrisley]

No, it's you. It's you. Okay. Doom scrolling,

[Todd Chrisley]

scrolling for shit that's negative.

[Julie Chrisley]

Yeah, endless negative scrolling online.

[Todd Chrisley]

You and Savannah, Todd, Julie, if there's a kidnapping within the, within the surrounding continent and it's on the Internet, y' all are going to say, oh my God, daddy, did you see where they kidnapped this little girl? And then you turn around and say, todd, do you know they found a body over and so and so what have I asked you to do? Don't tell me this stuff.

[Julie Chrisley]

Right, but sometimes I also think doom scrolling doesn't always have to be negative. I think it just be like kind of going down a rabbit hole, you know, like. And it's not really amounting, but y' all do that. Okay.

[Todd Chrisley]

Slay, Slay. Like, slay is mean. It means you killed it or something.

[Julie Chrisley]

Right. Doing something very well or stylishly.

[Todd Chrisley]

Oh, I do that. I slay all the time then.

[Julie Chrisley]

Okay. You did pretty good on that, actually.

[Todd Chrisley]

I got three.

[Julie Chrisley]

Yeah, you did pretty good. I'm gonna go with that one on it. Okay. Okay, now let's do this one. Okay. The next one we're gonna do is who said it? Okay. So these are kind of like either pry. They're like Internet. Could be like an Internet meme, or it could be like somebody actually said it. You right? You ready?

[Todd Chrisley]

Yep.

[Julie Chrisley]

I would like to be excluded from this narrative.

[Todd Chrisley]

That sounds like something I'd say, Des.

[Julie Chrisley]

This is Taylor Swift meme context.

[Todd Chrisley]

Who the hell would have thought me and Tay Tay Common.

[Julie Chrisley]

I don't know her.

[Todd Chrisley]

One of my children said that about their siblings.

[Julie Chrisley]

I don't know her. No, Mariah actually said it about Jennifer Lopez.

[Todd Chrisley]

That's right.

[Julie Chrisley]

I don't know her.

[Todd Chrisley]

I love Mariah.

[Julie Chrisley]

This is nothing. This is a little broader. I'm just being real.

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, hell, a lot of people say that.

[Julie Chrisley]

Famous for the housewives saying it, which is kind of weird.

[Todd Chrisley]

I don't know.

[Julie Chrisley]

The housewives say it. That's what I'm saying.

[Todd Chrisley]

Oh, the housewives also.

[Julie Chrisley]

The housewives say it. Okay.

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, hell, they ain't none of them real.

[Julie Chrisley]

That's why it's kind of funny. Okay, that's hot.

[Todd Chrisley]

Do it again. Paris Hilton, sliving. What's that mean?

[Julie Chrisley]

Paris Hilton.

[Todd Chrisley]

What's sliving mean?

[Julie Chrisley]

In it, sliving is living, and it's slaying and living. Slaying and living. Okay.

[Todd Chrisley]

Sliving, sliving, sliving.

[Julie Chrisley]

I woke up like this.

[Todd Chrisley]

I would say that.

[Julie Chrisley]

Yeah. Beyonce, me and the bees.

[Todd Chrisley]

Yep.

[Julie Chrisley]

Yeah. You're doing amazing, sweetie.

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, I wouldn't say that.

[Julie Chrisley]

You're doing amazing, sweetie. Kris Jenner, she always says that. Yeah, you're doing amazing, sweetie. I'm rich. I'm very rich.

[Todd Chrisley]

I don't know who that would be. Chase.

[Julie Chrisley]

No, Nene.

[Todd Chrisley]

A rich bitch. Yes.

[Julie Chrisley]

Guys, I'm rich. I'm very rich.

[Todd Chrisley]

That's right. And I love Nene. So

[Julie Chrisley]

it was one letter. You're not gonna get this one because you don't really watch that show. But it was one letter. Has to do with Tom Sandoval and the scandal from Vanderpump Rules. It was a big scandal.

[Todd Chrisley]

Okay.

[Julie Chrisley]

Yeah.

[Todd Chrisley]

What's it about?

[Julie Chrisley]

It's a whole long story.

[Todd Chrisley]

So this Tom is on the vanderpump rules.

[Julie Chrisley]

He was on it. Yeah. Yeah. So it was a scan.

[Todd Chrisley]

I don't do well.

[Julie Chrisley]

And Ariana.

[Todd Chrisley]

Who?

[Julie Chrisley]

Ariana. That was.

[Todd Chrisley]

She was on the show, too.

[Julie Chrisley]

Yeah, she was on the show, too. Okay, a few more things. So now we have some tick tock. Are they a tick tock trend or are they real?

[Todd Chrisley]

I won't know any of this and you know that.

[Julie Chrisley]

Okay. Silent walking.

[Todd Chrisley]

Chase coming in after at night.

[Julie Chrisley]

No walking without a phone or music. It's a real trend. Silent walking. And you're able to just concentrate and, you know, be into your own thoughts and feelings if you're not having a

[Todd Chrisley]

phone or you're not doing music. Silent walking.

[Julie Chrisley]

Yeah, silent walking. Just. I could get into that without a phone, without anything.

[Todd Chrisley]

I could get into that.

[Julie Chrisley]

You think?

[Todd Chrisley]

Yeah, I could. I could get.

[Julie Chrisley]

I don't believe that, Todd.

[Todd Chrisley]

I could.

[Julie Chrisley]

You walk and talk. Those are two things that go hand in hand with you.

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, that's because I can multitask.

[Julie Chrisley]

Okay, Whatever. Bed riding. Is it a real trend or a tick tock trend?

[Todd Chrisley]

Bed rotting.

[Julie Chrisley]

You know what that is? No, it's a real trend. Bedrotting.

[Todd Chrisley]

I don't know, but what would you think it means? You're rotting in the bed. Laying in the bed all the time.

[Julie Chrisley]

Staying in bed all day doing nothing.

[Todd Chrisley]

We ain't got no bedrock going on in our house.

[Julie Chrisley]

No, we don't allow that. We don't allow that. Raw dog in flights.

[Todd Chrisley]

Sex in the bathroom like we did on the plane.

[Julie Chrisley]

Todd, first of all, that's a lie. It is a real train.

[Todd Chrisley]

Southwest.

[Julie Chrisley]

Todd.

[Todd Chrisley]

Coming back.

[Julie Chrisley]

You are such a liar.

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, who was I doing it with?

[Julie Chrisley]

Well, I don't know, but wasn't me. And I wouldn't be doing it in southwest bathroom.

[Todd Chrisley]

Oh, shit on Southwest. Those people love me and I love them.

[Julie Chrisley]

Again. Me. Me too. Flying.

[Todd Chrisley]

Don't let her fly on your plane again. Make her go on delta.

[Julie Chrisley]

Shut up. Flying with no distractions, no phone or no music. That's what raw dogging flights means.

[Todd Chrisley]

See, back in the day, raw dogging, okay?

[Julie Chrisley]

That's why we're not saying back in the day. Okay? Clean girl aesthetic.

[Todd Chrisley]

You just got out of the shower and ain't got no makeup on and everything is fresh.

[Julie Chrisley]

I don't necessarily. I mean, I think that's part of it, but I think it's more of just a minimalistic sleeve.

[Todd Chrisley]

The way that I asked for Savannah to do all the time.

[Julie Chrisley]

Yes. Just very clean and sleek and, you know, if you have kind of that. No Makeup. Makeup look.

[Todd Chrisley]

But you know, I love.

[Julie Chrisley]

Yeah, yeah. Okay. What about the tomato girl summer? You think that's real or.

[Todd Chrisley]

I don't even know what the hell you're talking about.

[Julie Chrisley]

Tomato girl summer.

[Todd Chrisley]

I don't know.

[Julie Chrisley]

It's a real esthetic trend. It is Mediterranean inspired. It kind of means when you give off this rich European vacation energy without trying, you know, bronze skin, linen dress, you know, kind of the messy chic.

[Todd Chrisley]

It sounds like a lot of trying

[Julie Chrisley]

to make a girl summer.

[Todd Chrisley]

Okay.

[Julie Chrisley]

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[Julie Chrisley]

Okay, what about grandma hobbies?

[Todd Chrisley]

Grandma hobbies?

[Julie Chrisley]

Do you think it's a real trouble

[Todd Chrisley]

you're giving me all kind of shit that I don't even. I have never heard? Is it real?

[Julie Chrisley]

You tell me.

[Todd Chrisley]

I don't know. I have no idea.

[Julie Chrisley]

Yeah, think about it. What are grandma hobbies?

[Todd Chrisley]

I don't know because I don't do grandma hobbies.

[Julie Chrisley]

Crochet, knitting, baking. It's a real thing, but it's a real trend that's going on here.

[Todd Chrisley]

Crocheting again,

[Julie Chrisley]

There was a lot of people that crocheted where I was.

[Todd Chrisley]

Everything has to be focused on your trip.

[Julie Chrisley]

Yeah, they did do a lot of crocheting, though. You didn't have anybody that crocheted?

[Todd Chrisley]

No, we didn't have nobody damn crocheting. We was too busy trying to get contraband in.

[Julie Chrisley]

Oh, okay. All right. What about cash stuffing?

[Todd Chrisley]

Cash stuffing? Where you steal my money and hide it?

[Julie Chrisley]

No, no, no. It's a real budgeting method.

[Todd Chrisley]

It's called cash stuffing. We have no cash stuffing going on within our family because you do not budget for anything.

[Julie Chrisley]

It's budgeting with cash and envelopes. So you, like, have all these. I've seen this before. You actually have all these different envelopes. They'll say like, like groceries, right? And so you'll put in that envelope how much money you're going to spend on groceries for the week or the month or whatever. And then once that's gone, it's gone. So it's just kind of a way to. To budget.

[Todd Chrisley]

So it's kind of budget. It's. It's like, okay, I'm setting aside 50 bucks over here for my just money. I'm going to screw up for the week, right?

[Julie Chrisley]

And then once that's gone, you don't. You don't get to use. Spend it on anything, you know, that

[Todd Chrisley]

would not work with you. Because you would start with your envelopes and then when you ran out, you start over.

[Julie Chrisley]

Yeah. Or you know, like, you know, going out to dinner. Okay. This is, you know, I'm sure like young couples, they would say, okay, we're going to spend X amount of dollars per month on date nights or going out, whatever. You put it in an envelope and then once that's gone for the month, then you don't get to go out anymore.

[Todd Chrisley]

You know, we've never done that.

[Julie Chrisley]

We hadn't, but maybe we should have. Who knows?

[Todd Chrisley]

We got stuff in envelopes now.

[Julie Chrisley]

Okay, Beige flags.

[Todd Chrisley]

What's that mean?

[Julie Chrisley]

You tell me.

[Todd Chrisley]

I don't have any idea. None of this stuff that you're asking me. I don't know any of it.

[Julie Chrisley]

A beige. What would you think a beige flag is?

[Todd Chrisley]

A flag like that flies A flag that you. Is that what you're talking about?

[Julie Chrisley]

A beige flag? It's not a red flag. You have red flags and you have green flags. It's a beige flag.

[Todd Chrisley]

What does the beige mean?

[Julie Chrisley]

I think it just means it's not red and it's not green.

[Todd Chrisley]

Dude, that's the dumbest damn question that you've asked me. You've asked some dumb ones today.

[Julie Chrisley]

It's a real dating concept. They're saying if someone's not. They don't give you red. They don't have red flags or green flags. But they might have a little beige flag.

[Todd Chrisley]

I don't know if it's beige. That means you're boring.

[Julie Chrisley]

Could be. Or maybe it's just not. Not not. It's just kind of not red, not green.

[Todd Chrisley]

Okay.

[Julie Chrisley]

They're real. These are actually real things out on the Internet.

[Todd Chrisley]

Okay.

[Julie Chrisley]

That people are looking at now.

[Todd Chrisley]

People need to get to off the Internet,

[Julie Chrisley]

Todd. Okay, the next one we're gonna do is I'm gonna see if you know these people. Okay. I'm gonna show you the picture and then you're gonna tell me who they are.

[Todd Chrisley]

Okay, Here we go. And I'm not gonna know this shit yet.

[Julie Chrisley]

You might know a few. You're going to know a few of them. Okay. All right, here is the first one. One, two, three. You got five seconds.

[Todd Chrisley]

Oh, that's Kylie's boyfriend.

[Julie Chrisley]

What's his name?

[Todd Chrisley]

Sh, sh. What is it?

[Julie Chrisley]

Timothy Chalamet.

[Todd Chrisley]

Shalom. Yeah.

[Julie Chrisley]

So he's also an actor, not just Kylie's boyfriend.

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, I love Kylie and it was

[Julie Chrisley]

so crazy cuz he. There were some pictures when I was looking online. Some of them. He literally looks like a Child. Like a child. I mean, which he is young. I think they're like the same age, right? Yeah. He has, like, really nice features.

[Todd Chrisley]

He's the same age as what? Savannah.

[Julie Chrisley]

Savannah. They're a day apart.

[Todd Chrisley]

That's right. So they'll be 29.

[Julie Chrisley]

Yeah, 29. Holding. Okay, you ready? The next one. You got it. You can't be pondering over it. You got to just say what you. Who you think it is.

[Todd Chrisley]

I know her. She's that cute little girl.

[Julie Chrisley]

Yeah, she's cute, Todd.

[Todd Chrisley]

She's the actress. Does it start with a Z?

[Julie Chrisley]

Zendaya.

[Todd Chrisley]

Zendaya.

[Julie Chrisley]

And she is gorgeous. And she's so stylish. Okay,

[Todd Chrisley]

I don't know who that is.

[Julie Chrisley]

You gotta give a guess.

[Todd Chrisley]

I don't have any idea. I don't know who that is.

[Julie Chrisley]

Dua Lipa.

[Todd Chrisley]

Who is that?

[Julie Chrisley]

She's a singer.

[Todd Chrisley]

Okay.

[Julie Chrisley]

Okay, you'll know the next one. Ready? One, two, three.

[Todd Chrisley]

My friend, Jelly Roll.

[Julie Chrisley]

That's Jelly Roll. That's not a very good picture of him because he's like half that now. Okay, you ready?

[Todd Chrisley]

Yeah.

[Julie Chrisley]

1, 2, 3.

[Todd Chrisley]

I don't know who that is.

[Julie Chrisley]

Todd, these are all people, young people, that you shouldn't be knowing.

[Todd Chrisley]

Oh, why would I need to know?

[Julie Chrisley]

Tate McCray, she's a singer and a dancer.

[Todd Chrisley]

Okay.

[Julie Chrisley]

All right. I remember Greg. And got ticket tickets to her concert last year.

[Todd Chrisley]

Yeah. And gave them to his friend. Yes.

[Julie Chrisley]

You ready?

[Todd Chrisley]

Yeah. Oh, I like that little girl. Give me an initial.

[Julie Chrisley]

No, you should know her.

[Todd Chrisley]

God.

[Julie Chrisley]

Sabrina.

[Todd Chrisley]

Sabrina Carpenter.

[Julie Chrisley]

See, I had to tell you.

[Todd Chrisley]

I like her. I don't know who that is.

[Julie Chrisley]

Now, you should know him. He's not young.

[Todd Chrisley]

I don't know him, though.

[Julie Chrisley]

Pedro Pascal, he's an actor.

[Todd Chrisley]

Okay. I probably wouldn't know him because I can't pronounce the name.

[Julie Chrisley]

Okay, you ready?

[Todd Chrisley]

Yeah. I don't know who that is. Oh, no, that's the guy that does the video games.

[Julie Chrisley]

YouTube or.

[Todd Chrisley]

YouTube. Yeah, YouTube. He's worth a ton of money. You have to help me with the names. I don't know names. You know that. I don't. You know, I don't know names.

[Sponsor/Advertisement Voice]

Mr.

[Julie Chrisley]

Beast.

[Todd Chrisley]

Mr. Beast. That's it. Seems like I should know her because she sure is pretty. Does she talk dirty?

[Julie Chrisley]

Call her daddy.

[Todd Chrisley]

Say she's the one that did that Glock. Glock. Glock or whatever. Is that the one did Diane that.

[Julie Chrisley]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[Todd Chrisley]

Okay.

[Julie Chrisley]

Call her Daddy.

[Todd Chrisley]

Yeah, she's one. Toss that nasty daddy gang. I don't know what that is, I've never dealt with that, but I know who that.

[Julie Chrisley]

Her name is Alex Cooper. She has a podcast. Call her Daddy.

[Todd Chrisley]

Yeah, call her Daddy. Okay.

[Julie Chrisley]

Okay. And the last one.

[Todd Chrisley]

That's Bad Bunny.

[Julie Chrisley]

Oh, my God. I didn't think you would get it.

[Todd Chrisley]

That's Bad Bunny.

[Julie Chrisley]

I did not think you would get that. Cats.

[Todd Chrisley]

Yep.

[Julie Chrisley]

Oh, my gosh. Yep.

[Todd Chrisley]

See, I knew. Bad Bunny.

[Julie Chrisley]

Yes, you did. Okay, so you might be coming around. You might be coming around.

[Todd Chrisley]

Sabrina Carpenter. I knew. I just couldn't remember her name. Yeah, Bad Bunny.

[Julie Chrisley]

You do. Timothy Chalamet.

[Todd Chrisley]

Chalamet.

[Julie Chrisley]

Jelly Roll.

[Todd Chrisley]

Jelly Roll.

[Julie Chrisley]

That's really all, but that was pretty good. We'll keep.

[Todd Chrisley]

Okay.

[Julie Chrisley]

I'm gonna bring you up to, you know, at least the last 10 years,

[Todd Chrisley]

because you literally get so mad because I don't know any of this stuff. Because you will start saying, did you see so and so. Who is that? Yeah, and you're Todd. They did. I said, you're sitting here talking about these people like you know them.

[Julie Chrisley]

Well, I just get. I. I just like to be up on things, you know, I don't want

[Todd Chrisley]

to be up on other people's shit.

[Julie Chrisley]

I know, but I got all I really like. And I told you this. I hadn't really been doing it very much since I've been home, but, you know, I always got a People magazine when I was away, and so that was my way of, like, keeping current, like, with current what was going on. And then we watched Entertainment Tonight every night. That was, like, one thing that we

[Todd Chrisley]

watched People magazine and Entertainment Tonight. You understand that that's not real?

[Julie Chrisley]

What do you mean it's not real?

[Todd Chrisley]

I'm just giving you a recap of what they think the version of that story is.

[Julie Chrisley]

There's lots of current events that are in those and on those. No, it does give you an insight into pop culture, because unlike you, I didn't have access to the Internet, so I didn't have things popping up on my phone of who died and who got divorced and who left who.

[Todd Chrisley]

Why did we care?

[Julie Chrisley]

Well, because I like knowing current events. I like knowing what's going on.

[Todd Chrisley]

So you like to know. So you like to know who's getting divorced and who's cheated and all that, right?

[Julie Chrisley]

Yeah.

[Todd Chrisley]

Then you're nosy as hell.

[Julie Chrisley]

Yeah.

[Todd Chrisley]

Okay. Gotcha. Well, listen, I mean, as long as you own it.

[Julie Chrisley]

Yeah, I do own it.

[Todd Chrisley]

You live your authentic life. I do own as being a nosy

[Julie Chrisley]

neighbor, but it was just my way, I feel like, of staying connected. So it was a People magazine every week. And it was. And there's no kind of hot commodities in there. So somebody had a People magazine.

[Todd Chrisley]

We had them.

[Julie Chrisley]

Somebody had a People magazine subscription. Like, they. And then the. Yeah. Entertainment Tonight. And that way I knew what was going on.

[Todd Chrisley]

Okay. All right.

[Julie Chrisley]

Because, you know, I like to be in the know.

[Todd Chrisley]

I know you like to be nosy.

[Julie Chrisley]

I know that I like to be in the know.

[Todd Chrisley]

And I don't care. And you know that I do. I can literally say I have zero interest in what is going on in someone else's life unless I'm connected to you.

[Julie Chrisley]

Right. Well, I just like knowing. It's just. I'm just nosy.

[Todd Chrisley]

Okay, we got there, folks.

[Julie Chrisley]

She acknowledged.

[Todd Chrisley]

I'm just nosy.

[Julie Chrisley]

I love, like, the Housewives. I love all that.

[Todd Chrisley]

Literally, we're laying in bed.

[Julie Chrisley]

You do watch it. Because I watch the Beverly Hills Housewives upstairs.

[Todd Chrisley]

No, I don't. I'm on my laptop. You're watching that. I'm not.

[Julie Chrisley]

Yeah.

[Todd Chrisley]

And you're saying. I go, what? Who is that? What are they fighting about? Never mind. It's too late for you to get caught up.

[Julie Chrisley]

Yeah. Yeah, you can.

[Todd Chrisley]

And I'm like, I only watch that. I only watch it when you bring the. The reunion, when they all get together. Because I love Kathy Hilton.

[Julie Chrisley]

She was so funny in that reunion

[Todd Chrisley]

when she answered that phone.

[Julie Chrisley]

Hey, we're finishing up.

[Todd Chrisley]

I love her, folks. I don't say this about a lot of. I don't say this loosely, but I love Kathy Hilton. Every fiber of my beauty.

[Julie Chrisley]

I do love how she's just so, like, in her own world. Like, everybody. You can see some of those other women, they will be dressed to the nines. I'm talking head to toe. And she might walk in with a sweatsuit on or pajamas.

[Todd Chrisley]

You know what that says?

[Julie Chrisley]

She don't care.

[Todd Chrisley]

Do you know what that says? She has lived her best life and is living it now, and she's living her life for herself, not what someone else thinks.

[Julie Chrisley]

I love that.

[Todd Chrisley]

Like, she'll be like, I love her in a hat. I love her in that big straw hat.

[Julie Chrisley]

Yeah. But I just love it when she just walks in and everybody else is just, like, completely decked out. And she's just got, like, on activewear.

[Todd Chrisley]

I see her in the things on Instagram, the. Is that memes?

[Julie Chrisley]

Yeah, probably.

[Todd Chrisley]

I see her with comments and things. And when she said, who is that? It was a character or something. I can't think of it now. I busted out laughing when she said it. And because I think. What's the one that's. What's the one everybody's fighting with now that you Dorit.

[Julie Chrisley]

That's getting a divorce. Yeah, pk.

[Todd Chrisley]

Yeah, PK and Dorit. Yeah. She said. I think she's the one who said it maybe a couple seasons ago where she. She. She used an analogy of something and she. And she said. When one of them said. And acting like everything's hunky dory and Kathy said it, she goes, who's hunky dory?

[Julie Chrisley]

Yeah.

[Todd Chrisley]

I thought I would die.

[Julie Chrisley]

Yeah.

[Todd Chrisley]

And then I saw on Instagram where she was.

[Julie Chrisley]

She went to Paris's house about the Hermes tray.

[Todd Chrisley]

Yeah. She said, well, I'll just take it back. Yeah. If it's Kathy Hilton, then I know everything about her because I love her.

[Julie Chrisley]

Yeah.

[Todd Chrisley]

But I. I loved it when she went for the girls trip or something in Palm Springs and she asked her sister Kyle, did she have chia seeds for her smoothie and did she have a straw? She said, I need a straw for my smoothie.

[Julie Chrisley]

And she carries a fan. She carries a box fan everywhere she goes.

[Todd Chrisley]

I love her. Kathy Hilton is like, literally everything in life to me. And I don't know none of the rest of them.

[Julie Chrisley]

She's just a little kooky and.

[Todd Chrisley]

No. What's the. Erika? Jeff.

[Julie Chrisley]

Yeah.

[Todd Chrisley]

She's always been very kind to us.

[Julie Chrisley]

Yes.

[Todd Chrisley]

So I love her. And I don't think I know any of the other ones. Kathy.

[Julie Chrisley]

Kathy and Kyle.

[Todd Chrisley]

Yeah. But I don't really know.

[Julie Chrisley]

And Erica.

[Todd Chrisley]

Yeah.

[Julie Chrisley]

And Sutton.

[Todd Chrisley]

Yeah. I don't.

[Julie Chrisley]

Sutton is from where she lives on the main road.

[Todd Chrisley]

What?

[Julie Chrisley]

They gave her a hard time because she has this house in Beverly Hills, but they, like, threw shade at her and said, but she lives on the main road.

[Todd Chrisley]

Oh, my God.

[Julie Chrisley]

You have Bose, who's relatively new. She's the one that's gonna get married and have. Trying to have a baby. Yeah. She was like a huge agent or something in Beverly Hills.

[Todd Chrisley]

I don't know who that is. I just know Erica and Kathy and I know who Kyle is and who else was on there.

[Julie Chrisley]

There's been a lot of people. Garcelle used to be on there. You liked her?

[Todd Chrisley]

I love Garcelle, but I loved her before because I knew her before.

[Julie Chrisley]

There's a lot of them on there. They've had a lot. Like, you know that Brandi Glanville was on there one time and did you see what she said about Lianna Rhimes?

[Todd Chrisley]

No. Here we go. Starting her shit.

[Julie Chrisley]

No, I'm Just. I'm going to do the quote. I'm going to quote it so that I do it right. I mean, I want to give it to you. So it was rumored that Leanne Rimes was going to. Going to be on Housewives of Beverly Hills. Okay, so this was. This is from the Internet. When rumors circulated that Leann Rimes might join the cast of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Brandi Glanville reacted with her signature sharp wit. I hope it's true. I mean, she got everything else in mind. Husband, kids, boob, bronco, random illnesses. She might as well just be a housewife and finish it off once and for all.

[Todd Chrisley]

Yeah, I can't say nothing about that, because, I mean, listen, the comment is epic.

[Julie Chrisley]

Yeah. Literally. She said, I hope it's true. I mean, she got everything else in mind. Husband, kids, boobs, bronco, random illnesses. She might as well just be a housewife and finish it off once.

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, if I was Brandy, I'd just want my kids in the Bronco.

[Julie Chrisley]

Back kids in the Bronco.

[Todd Chrisley]

Okay, well, hell with the rest.

[Julie Chrisley]

Okay, maybe so. But that's kind of crazy. I mean, that she just said that because I feel like the relationship has been hot and cold because sometimes you'll see them and they'll all be together, you know, and then sometimes you'll see them. Then. Then you'll see stuff like this where, you know, she's throwing shade. So it's kind of weird. But, you know, Leanne did that thing where they did that jaw. There was something wrong. She said there was something wrong with her jaw, and they did this manipulation or something. It was so weird.

[Todd Chrisley]

I don't care about it. Why aren't we even talking about it?

[Julie Chrisley]

Because it just was very odd. And then I read where it's kind of. It was kind of a dangerous thing that she did.

[Todd Chrisley]

Okay, then I don't need to know about it. Julie, let's move on. I'm bored with this already. What else, y'?

[Julie Chrisley]

All? It's called a jaw release.

[Todd Chrisley]

She's gonna do it anyway, folks.

[Julie Chrisley]

But look, Todd. She sobs uncontrollably after a jaw release. Isn't that weird? I mean, never say sorry to bother you. Oh, wait a minute. We'll. We'll do it again. Sorry. Sorry to bother you. Sorry to bother you.

[Todd Chrisley]

No, you're not, because you're talking about stuff that I don't care about.

[Julie Chrisley]

Yeah.

[Todd Chrisley]

So what else?

[Julie Chrisley]

I think we've determined that you're doing a little bit better with your pop culture. So, you know.

[Todd Chrisley]

Okay. So I'm doing better with that.

[Julie Chrisley]

I'd like to hear that. You are, you know, into the 2000s at least.

[Todd Chrisley]

I'm saying I'm good with where I am in my own little universe that I have created. I'm good with that. I don't need to step up forward into all this other stuff. There's a lot to be said to wanting to live in a world that you have created with nothing but peaceful moments and things that make you feel comfortable.

[Julie Chrisley]

Well, that. That sounds real good and great. It just don't happen very often.

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, it's getting ready to happen real quick, like for me and you, if you know what I mean.

[Julie Chrisley]

Yeah. Now it's chaos will find us.

[Todd Chrisley]

We got gates on both entrances.

[Julie Chrisley]

Yeah. Okay.

[Todd Chrisley]

And I'm putting guards at both of them.

[Julie Chrisley]

Shut up.

[Todd Chrisley]

And if they see anyone pull up that is genetically linked to us, they gotta go shoot first.

[Julie Chrisley]

You're so bad.

[Todd Chrisley]

I am so looking forward to that. I mean, I'm so looking forward to literally sitting on the porch with you and just talking and doing our thing and having peace.

[Julie Chrisley]

Okay.

[Todd Chrisley]

I'm looking forward to that.

[Julie Chrisley]

Okay. I'm so happy. I'm so happy that you're happy.

[Todd Chrisley]

And it's a big piece of property. A lot of places for you and I to do it.

[Julie Chrisley]

Oh, my God. Shut up.

[Todd Chrisley]

You know, people, let me tell you something, people. I had these old, old hags, I'm just going to call them what they are. Anytime you and I talk about anything that is sexual, these two old broadcasts come on Instagram and start talking shit to me. You need to spend less time talking to me about me talking to my wife about sex, and more time trying to find you some that you can pay to actually have sex with you.

[Julie Chrisley]

What do you mean?

[Todd Chrisley]

Because they are so damn ugly, they'd make a train take a dirt road.

[Julie Chrisley]

But why do they. What do they say about us?

[Todd Chrisley]

How inappropriate it is. And you need to. You need to be talking to the Lord. And guess what?

[Julie Chrisley]

Actually, you know what? The Bible actually says that to save

[Todd Chrisley]

your love for one person.

[Julie Chrisley]

Yes. And that having an intimate relationship between husband and wife within the confines of a marriage is biblical.

[Todd Chrisley]

Right.

[Julie Chrisley]

Not sure what they're talking about.

[Todd Chrisley]

Maybe because these two. So there ain't no way there's a man ever been dumb enough to do that. So the only laying of hands that they get is from church.

[Julie Chrisley]

But again, that's what I don't understand, and I know I've said this before, why, if you feel that way, why are they on your page. Why do they.

[Todd Chrisley]

And they both follow me. And after I tell them off, they still follow me, Right?

[Julie Chrisley]

Because I can tell you if I don't, if I don't not necessarily agree with somebody, but if I'm gonna get. I'm not gonna get on there and talk crap to somebody that I follow. There's a reason I followed you.

[Todd Chrisley]

I told them both offices send them a thousand eggplant emojis, but you are so petty. I'm not petty.

[Julie Chrisley]

That is so petty.

[Todd Chrisley]

It's not.

[Julie Chrisley]

See where you should have just sent them a Bible verse. Why you got to do whole eggplants? That's just crazy.

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, maybe they was hungry, Todd. I mean, eggplant. I don't know why people. I don't know why. Like you said, why do you come to someone's page to talk shit.

[Julie Chrisley]

Right.

[Todd Chrisley]

And if you don't like them, first of all, you had to listen to what I was saying in an hour, podcast in order, and then go to my page and comment, right?

[Julie Chrisley]

Yeah, I don't understand people that do that because like I said, I have. Well, I don't really comment unless it's something uplifting or encouraging.

[Todd Chrisley]

I always literally. Oh, that's so lovely.

[Julie Chrisley]

But I would, But I would never comment something ugly because if I follow you, it's because I'm interested in what you're saying or relatability or I know you or something. But to. To be just ugly to somebody, I don't understand it.

[Todd Chrisley]

That is. Now anyone can look at my page and say, you know how many people I follow? I don't follow that many people. I think like 200 people. And if I'm following that person, I'm interested in their content, right? Yeah. I'm not interested in following them to say something negative.

[Julie Chrisley]

Right.

[Todd Chrisley]

And even people that I don't follow that I don't like or that I. Or that I see them saying stupid shit. I don't go on their page and say anything.

[Julie Chrisley]

Right.

[Todd Chrisley]

Because I don't care.

[Julie Chrisley]

Right? Yeah.

[Todd Chrisley]

So I care so little about you that I'm not even going to look you up. And, and to be able to say something negative, yeah, that's stupid. But these same two, same two.

[Julie Chrisley]

Why don't you block them?

[Todd Chrisley]

No, I would never do that. I want them to see. I want to continue letting. Letting them see me piss them off.

[Julie Chrisley]

Are they old?

[Todd Chrisley]

I mean, I think they look haggard, like in their 40s. Not just kidding, but they really look a lot more than 40. They just look rode hard and Put up wet Todd. That's all I can say.

[Julie Chrisley]

Stop being.

[Todd Chrisley]

They had a face that not even the mama loved.

[Julie Chrisley]

Didn't your grandma tell you, if you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all?

[Todd Chrisley]

Now my grandma told me, if you ain't got nothing nice to say, come sit by me. So then she and I talk shit about everybody.

[Julie Chrisley]

You're so bad. You are so, so bad.

[Todd Chrisley]

I'm not Michelle Obama. When the. If they go low, I go to hell. So here's what. I'm trying to be better. I'm trying to be better.

[Julie Chrisley]

I know. But anyway. Okay, so before we finish today for today, we're coming up on our one year since we were pardoned.

[Todd Chrisley]

May 28th will be one year that we have been home, reunited and been allowed to do. Been allowed to live our life.

[Julie Chrisley]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Todd Chrisley]

And that is a blessing that I don't take lightly. I am grateful to the good Lord above for every blessing that we have. I am grateful for the fight that our daughter put forth, and I'm grateful for our President Trump for pardoning us and restoring our family and bringing us

[Julie Chrisley]

back together and everybody that had something

[Todd Chrisley]

to do with every person. Alice Johnson, President Trump. So many people that wrote in and different senators in Congress, you know, so many people that. That wrote letters and said, this is why this is wrong.

[Julie Chrisley]

Right?

[Todd Chrisley]

Look at this, look at this. Review the case. And so I'm grateful to God for all of those people because it was a village.

[Julie Chrisley]

It was.

[Todd Chrisley]

It was a village. It took a lot of people. And so I'm grateful for that.

[Julie Chrisley]

So I'm too.

[Todd Chrisley]

So, Beth, how many years are we going to be married on May 25? 33,000.

[Julie Chrisley]

30.

[Todd Chrisley]

Okay, 33,000 years we've been married, folks, as of the 25th. And I will tell you now was the greatest day of my life. I am truly blessed to have had you for 30 years. I love you with all of my heart, and I hope that these next 30 that you will realize how lucky you have been.

[Julie Chrisley]

Ah, trust me, I do.

[Todd Chrisley]

Okay.

[Julie Chrisley]

I do.

[Todd Chrisley]

Until next week, folks, good luck and God bless.

[Julie Chrisley]

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