Chuckle Sandwich Podcast Episode Summary

Episode: Confronting AustinShow
Release Date: November 26, 2024
Hosts: Ted Nivison & Schlatt
Guest: Ryan Reynolds

1. Introduction and Mint Mobile Promotion (00:00 - 00:35)

The episode opens with a humorous advertisement segment featuring Ryan Reynolds promoting Mint Mobile. Reynolds quips about negotiating with Mint's legal team regarding price adjustments amidst inflation, setting a lighthearted and comedic tone for the episode.

Ryan Reynolds (00:09): "If big wireless companies are allowed to raise prices due to inflation. They said yes."

2. Instagram Banter and Personal Branding (00:30 - 05:03)

The hosts engage in playful teasing about Ryan Reynolds' Instagram presence. They joke about Reynolds' appearance, specifically his hair, and delve into personal anecdotes about their own early experiences with sexuality.

Austin Show (00:31): "Were you shirtless in it?"
Schlatt (00:35): "No, he just had his sexy hair going."

3. Teenage Memories and Awkward Moments (05:03 - 08:03)

The conversation shifts to nostalgic and awkward teenage memories. The hosts share stories about learning to masturbate during sleepovers, highlighting the cringe-worthy yet relatable moments of adolescence.

Schlatt (01:07): "Well, I taught Ted how to jerk off."

4. The Apartment Fire Joke (08:03 - 11:15)

A running joke emerges about Ryan Reynolds' apartment being on fire. The hosts humorously speculate on the chaos and absurdity of the situation, incorporating historical references like the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire to exaggerate the predicament.

Ryan Reynolds (08:03): "Ted's apartment is on fire."

5. Ayahuasca and Cultural Anecdotes (11:15 - 15:00)

The hosts discuss ayahuasca, a traditional South American psychoactive brew, weaving in jokes about cultural appropriation and the physical effects of the substance. The segment blends humor with light commentary on cultural practices.

Austin Show (02:40): "Is that a man? Ted. Do you want us to stop?"

6. Social Media Fame and Wikipedia Woes (15:00 - 27:58)

Ryan Reynolds expresses frustration over not having a dedicated Wikipedia page, sparking a humorous debate among the hosts about fame, net worth, and online presence. They rib each other about their own lack of recognition despite boasting significant social media followings.

Ryan Reynolds (26:05): "Do you realize that I just overshot that number by $77 billion?"

7. Interactions with Fans and Public Persona (27:58 - 40:00)

The discussion turns to handling fan interactions and maintaining a public persona. Schlatt shares his disdain for conventions and excessive fandom, while Austin Show recounts challenging encounters with fellow passengers during flights, emphasizing their comedic take on social dynamics.

Schlatt (27:58): "I could say, oh, yeah, yeah, sure, I'll help, I'll help pay this."

8. Funny Flight Stories and Conflict Resolution (40:00 - 56:00)

The hosts narrate humorous incidents from air travel, including confrontations over overhead bin space. Austin Show describes an exaggerated scenario where he deals with an aggressive passenger, blending absurdity with relatable frustrations of flying.

Austin Show (54:06): "I'd call the flight attendant and say, 'Why don't you mind your own damn business?'"

9. Confrontation and Personal Boundaries (56:00 - 65:00)

Continuing their lighthearted discourse, the hosts discuss personal boundaries and strategies for handling unwanted attention. They laugh over imagined scenarios where they assert dominance in public spaces, maintaining the episode's comedic essence.

Austin Show (64:13): "I'm going to listen for that. Last time the plane landed and on the water they didn't even think they were going to make it."

10. Closing Remarks and Final Banter (65:00 - End)

As the episode wraps up, Ryan Reynolds and the hosts exchange final jabs and humorous exchanges about upcoming segments and promotions. The conversation culminates in a mix of self-deprecating humor and playful insults, leaving listeners with a sense of camaraderie and amusement.

Ryan Reynolds (66:40): "Welcome to my fansly at their office job in their cubicle and that would be okay?"

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Ryan Reynolds (00:09): "If big wireless companies are allowed to raise prices due to inflation. They said yes."

• Austin Show (00:31): "Were you shirtless in it?"

• Schlatt (01:07): "Well, I taught Ted how to jerk off."

• Ryan Reynolds (08:03): "Ted's apartment is on fire."

• Austin Show (02:40): "Is that a man? Ted. Do you want us to stop?"

• Ryan Reynolds (26:05): "Do you realize that I just overshot that number by $77 billion?"

• Schlatt (27:58): "I could say, oh, yeah, yeah, sure, I'll help, I'll help pay this."

• Austin Show (54:06): "I'd call the flight attendant and say, 'Why don't you mind your own damn business?'"

• Austin Show (64:13): "I'm going to listen for that. Last time the plane landed and on the water they didn't even think they were going to make it."

Conclusion

Confronting AustinShow is a quintessential episode of Chuckle Sandwich, blending celebrity guest Ryan Reynolds' humor with the hosts' unapologetic banter. The episode navigates through personal anecdotes, awkward teenage memories, and exaggerated jokes about everyday situations, all delivered with a comedic flair that keeps listeners entertained from start to finish.