The Pokimane Episode

Summary

Podcast Summary: Chuckle Sandwich – "The Pokimane Episode"

Introduction

In "The Pokimane Episode" of the Chuckle Sandwich podcast, hosted by Ted Nivison and Schlatt, along with special guest Pokimane, listeners are treated to a blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and candid discussions. Released on January 9, 2025, this episode delves into the hosts' personal experiences, the evolving dynamics of their podcast, and culminates in the heartfelt decision to conclude their long-running project. Skipping over advertisements and non-content segments, this summary captures the essence of the conversation, highlighting key moments and memorable quotes.

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1. Merchandise Drop Announcement [00:00 - 00:45]

The episode begins with Ted Nivison announcing the final merch drop, available exclusively on the Chuckle Store starting January 14th. Ted enthusiastically describes a variety of items ranging from shirts and hoodies to water bottle koozies, ensuring fans have multiple ways to represent their favorite podcast.

Ted Nivison [00:00]: "We've got lots in store for you guys so you can hold on to a piece of the Chuckle forever."

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2. Light Banter and Tomate Sauce Talk [00:46 - 02:34]

The conversation quickly shifts to playful banter about unconventional beverages, with Schlatt expressing an odd craving for tomato sauce, sparking humorous exchanges about its viability as a drink.

Schlatt [00:46]: "Oh, you guys have tomato. I love tomato sauce. I could probably chug that right now."

Ted Nivison [02:23]: "Yeah. That's a good smell. That's nice."

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3. Alcoholic Anecdotes and "Chomo" Misunderstanding [02:35 - 25:22]

A significant portion of the episode revolves around discussions of alcohol consumption, personal stories related to drinking, and the inadvertent misuse of the term "chomo." Pokimane shares her history with alcohol, while Schlatt and Ted delve into various beverages like Benedictine and Fireball. The term "chomo" initially refers to their playful abbreviation for chocolate milk but later reveals a more serious and disturbing meaning as a slang for "child molester." This misunderstanding leads to a humorous yet tense segment where the hosts grapple with the dual meanings.

Pokimane [05:03]: "Benedictine is an herbal liqueur made by monks in the Swiss Alps."

Schlatt [14:06]: "I love chomo."

Ted Nivison [25:14]: "It doesn't work."

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4. Decision to Conclude the Podcast [25:23 - 54:58]

As the episode progresses, the hosts express their contemplation about ending Chuckle Sandwich. They reflect on nearly four years of podcasting, discussing the challenges of maintaining creativity and the desire to end on a high note rather than letting the podcast fizzle out. This heartfelt conversation includes considerations of listener feedback from platforms like Reddit, personal goals, and future projects outside the podcast.

Schlatt [53:55]: "They were very disappointed. Very, very."

Pokimane [53:18]: "If we do it for another year, that might change."

Ted Nivison [53:29]: "I think it would be cool to, you know, to finish the project."

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5. Audience Feedback and Social Media Interaction [54:59 - 70:59]

The trio navigates through various audience comments, primarily sourced from Reddit, addressing criticisms and support alike. They discuss the impact of listener feedback on their decision-making process and acknowledge the deep connections they've formed with their audience. Additionally, the conversation touches on their personal interests, such as traveling to Japan and Kenya, learning new languages, and managing side projects like Schlatt’s Sweet and Sour Podcast.

Schlatt [55:45]: "As shitty as it is to read comments like that, I also think sometimes those are the people that love you the most."

Pokimane [61:01]: "We talk about so many different things."

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6. Personal Interests and Future Endeavors [71:00 - 99:18]

In the latter half of the episode, the hosts delve into their personal passions and future plans. Ted shares his experiences with sumo wrestling and his upcoming trip to Kenya, while Schlatt discusses his proficiency in multiple languages, including Moroccan Arabic and French. Pokimane talks about her dedication to learning Japanese to enhance her interactions during upcoming travels. The segment is filled with light-hearted jokes, language lessons, and discussions about expanding their creative horizons.

Schlatt [85:36]: "I'm trying to learn a more common dialect, which is like the Lebanese Levantes one."

Pokimane [86:02]: "I want to talk to drunk people at the bar. That's basically it."

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7. Closing Remarks and Final Moments [99:19 - End]

As the episode draws to a close, the hosts maintain their trademark humor and chemistry. They reflect on their shared journey, the legacy of the podcast, and express gratitude towards their listeners. The final moments are a mix of playful banter, light teasing, and a sense of accomplishment, solidifying the emotional weight behind their decision to end Chuckle Sandwich.

Ted Nivison [104:55]: "You've lost me."

Schlatt [105:25]: "He's implying he doesn't like this anymore. Yeah, he likes this. This episode's great, right?"

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Conclusion

"The Pokimane Episode" serves as both a celebration and a farewell to the Chuckle Sandwich podcast. Through engaging conversations, personal revelations, and the enduring camaraderie between Ted, Schlatt, and Pokimane, listeners are given a heartfelt glimpse into the hosts' lives and the reasons behind their monumental decision to conclude their podcasting journey. This episode encapsulates the essence of Chuckle Sandwich: humor intertwined with genuine human connection.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

1. Ted Nivison [00:00]: "We've got lots in store for you guys so you can hold on to a piece of the Chuckle forever."

2. Schlatt [00:46]: "Oh, you guys have tomato. I love tomato sauce. I could probably chug that right now."

3. Pokimane [05:03]: "Benedictine is an herbal liqueur made by monks in the Swiss Alps."

4. Schlatt [14:06]: "I love chomo."

5. Ted Nivison [25:14]: "It doesn't work."

6. Schlatt [53:55]: "They were very disappointed. Very, very."

7. Pokimane [53:18]: "If we do it for another year, that might change."

8. Ted Nivison [53:29]: "I think it would be cool to, you know, to finish the project."

9. Schlatt [85:36]: "I'm trying to learn a more common dialect, which is like the Lebanese Levantes one."

10. Ted Nivison [104:55]: "You've lost me."

These quotes highlight pivotal moments in the episode, from the initial excitement about merch to the profound discussions leading to the podcast's conclusion.

Transcript

[Ted Nivison]

Before the episode Chucklers. Our final merch drop is coming next week on January 14th, only at Chuckle Store. And we've got lots in store for you guys so you can hold on to a piece of the Chuckle forever. Let me show you, audio listeners. You've got a shirt, Tucker lovers. You've got a shirt too. You'll even be able to rep your answer to the world's greatest question, which is, of course, would you rather have unlimited bacon but no more games or games. Unlimited games, but no games. And you better wear your answer with pride. We'll have a work jacket, a cool work shirt, water bottle koozie, a crew neck, a T shirt with a bunch of referen on a menu, and a hoodie that lets you know that we're the world's only blue collar podcast. Because we are. This will all be available on January 14th at 10am Pacific Standard Time at Chuckle Store. It'll be available for two weeks and then it's gone forever. See you then.

[Schlatt]

Oh, you guys have tomato. I love tomato sauce. I could probably chug that right now.

[Pokimane]

Okay.

[Ted Nivison]

I mean, are you locking that in?

[Schlatt]

I love tomato sauce like I am.

[Ted Nivison]

Cory, do we have a can opener or something? We could. We could sip on that.

[Schlatt]

You don't. No, no, no, no, the other one.

[Ted Nivison]

Oh, this?

[Schlatt]

Yes.

[Ted Nivison]

Oh, yeah.

[Pokimane]

No, that's okay.

[Schlatt]

This is the.

[Pokimane]

God. I'll do the fireball and Ted, what's the. What are you gonna do?

[Schlatt]

Why are you doing a fireball?

[Ted Nivison]

He just needs alcohol to keep him happy.

[Pokimane]

I'm a high functioning alcoholic.

[Schlatt]

I mean, don't say that as a joke. I might take it seriously.

[Pokimane]

That wasn't a joke.

[Ted Nivison]

He's functioning, isn't he? At a high level. And he's got a medium.

[Pokimane]

Medium high.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah, definitely medium high. For sure.

[Schlatt]

Guys, I would like the audience to.

[Ted Nivison]

Know it's 11:00am it is 11:00am yeah, no, this is. We're. This is bright and early. We just.

[Schlatt]

Is the impression I've left you that bad that you need a shot?

[Pokimane]

No, this is every day. Yeah, this is my drinking.

[Schlatt]

You guys talk about drama on this channel?

[Ted Nivison]

We could, I suppose. I guess. I guess we've got nothing to lose at this point, right? How you doing? Are you want me.

[Schlatt]

Thank you.

[Pokimane]

Talk to me about why those cookies are so damn expensive.

[Schlatt]

Can we not? Here's your year and a half old drama or something. I can't tell time anymore.

[Pokimane]

That's crazy.

[Schlatt]

It's so good. It's kind of like V8. Is that the drink?

[Ted Nivison]

Okay, that's Fair.

[Schlatt]

It's. Try it. It's exactly like V8.

[Ted Nivison]

Okay.

[Schlatt]

And I mean, conceptually, they're about the same thing, too.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah. That's a good smell. That's nice. So is this something that, like, when you're hanging out, like, maybe you'll bust out a thing of tomato sauce and you'll just be sipping on it.

[Schlatt]

If I could carry around a little tomato sauce.

[Ted Nivison]

Just like a little shot.

[Schlatt]

Yes.

[Ted Nivison]

Like, it's like a juice shot.

[Schlatt]

And I don't. I don't like to drink, so I wish tomato sauce could kind of do the same thing.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah.

[Schlatt]

Because this tastes great. I know that it does not taste good. Let's be so for real.

[Pokimane]

We had Benedictine on set earlier, and it was phenomenal.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah. We ran out of Benedictine. We got. Let's get some more for drank. All of it for tomorrow. Yeah.

[Schlatt]

What's a Benedictine?

[Pokimane]

It's an herbal liqueur made by monks in the Swiss Alps.

[Schlatt]

Actually, that sounds. Yes, that description sounds like a.

[Ted Nivison]

It's like sugar. It's like a sugary syrup that Schlatt replaces for normal alcohol.

[Pokimane]

It's like Robitussin coats your whole mouth, you know?

[Schlatt]

Oh, that's very pretty.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah, there it is.

[Schlatt]

Very, very pretty.

[Pokimane]

Yeah.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah, it's nice.

[Schlatt]

Are you. I guess. How would you say. Have you acquired taste of alcohol? So that's enjoyable to you?

[Pokimane]

No, this sucks. But the Benedictine is good.

[Ted Nivison]

We. On our first chocolate week, you were. You've gone through. He's gone through a lot of phases of. Of alcoholic consumption, and originally, Fireball.

[Schlatt]

I thought you were just gonna say alcoholism.

[Pokimane]

Yeah, it started real rough. I. I hadn't taken a sip of alcohol until my 21st birthday.

[Schlatt]

As you should. We love the law.

[Pokimane]

And then my first drink was a Bud Heavy from my family's fridge.

[Schlatt]

I did not know there was a Bud Heavy. I thought it was just Bud Light.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah, they're made of titanium. The cans.

[Schlatt]

Oh, yeah. Are you lying to me?

[Pokimane]

Budweiser.

[Schlatt]

I don't know.

[Pokimane]

They call Budweiser Bud Heavy. At least my dad.

[Schlatt]

Budweiser, Bud Light, Bud Heavy.

[Pokimane]

No, no, no. Budweiser is Bud Heavy because there's a Bud Light. So if you're drinking the regular Bud, you're drinking Bud Heavy.

[Ted Nivison]

You call it that? Really? Oh, yeah. You call it Bud Heavy, too. Everybody calls it Bud.

[Schlatt]

I figured Budweiser would be the Bud Medium. So what's heavier? It's heavier.

[Pokimane]

Look like titanium can. It's a little bit more percent.

[Ted Nivison]

Budweiser was just a shot at vodka. In it or something? Yeah. And made a nanotubes.

[Schlatt]

Actually, could I try the.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah, yeah.

[Schlatt]

Do you say we can like pull.

[Ted Nivison]

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[Pokimane]

Recently I asked Mint Mobile's legal team.

[Ted Nivison]

If big wireless companies are allowed to raise prices due to inflation. They said yes. And then when I asked if raising.

[Schlatt]

Prices technically violates those onerous two year.

[Ted Nivison]

Contracts, they said, what the are you talking about?

[Pokimane]

You insane Hollywood. So to recap, we're cutting the price of mint unlimited from $30 a month.

[Schlatt]

To just $15 a month.

[Ted Nivison]

Give it a [e-mail] switch.

[Schlatt]

$45 upfront payment equivalent to $15 per month. New customers on first three month plan only. Taxes and fees, Extra Speed slower above 40 gigabytes et details.

[Ted Nivison]

Favorite puppy is the name that I called my stuffed animal growing up. Like that was its name. Like it wasn't like Johnny or something like that. It was, it was like this is favorite puppy.

[Schlatt]

That's really cute.

[Pokimane]

I had poopa.

[Ted Nivison]

Poopa.

[Pokimane]

Poopa.

[Schlatt]

Smells like sweet sweat.

[Ted Nivison]

Sweet sweat. Does it taste like sweet sweat?

[Pokimane]

If you don't like it, we're gonna cut this whole thing out.

[Schlatt]

Oh, I love it.

[Ted Nivison]

Slightly maniacal twang to that. Did you have a, did you have a name for a stuffed animal growing?

[Schlatt]

I had a favorite stuffed animal. It was a leopard.

[Ted Nivison]

A leopard?

[Schlatt]

Yeah.

[Ted Nivison]

You don't remember its name though? No.

[Schlatt]

You know how much of your guys's childhood do you recall?

[Pokimane]

My first memory is the poopy corner.

[Schlatt]

Go on.

[Pokimane]

So when I was like two or three.

[Ted Nivison]

Oh yeah, there's me with favorite puppy.

[Schlatt]

So cute.

[Ted Nivison]

I look crazy.

[Pokimane]

I was, I was still pooping my pants because I was a little baby and my first memory is like me crawling into the corner of the living room and then pooping.

[Schlatt]

Mm.

[Pokimane]

That was the poopy corner.

[Schlatt]

So the fact that you could really remember this memory, do you know what you were thinking in that moment?

[Ted Nivison]

Probably it's time to go to the poopy corner.

[Pokimane]

I need to shit.

[Ted Nivison]

Uh oh. I'm feeling like I need to head over to the poopy corner, man.

[Pokimane]

I really have to shit in that.

[Ted Nivison]

Tone of voice too. Like that low of a voice.

[Pokimane]

I need to navigate to them.

[Ted Nivison]

I must head to the bar in the corner.

[Pokimane]

Place me in the corner full so I may do my.

[Schlatt]

Where thou po.

[Ted Nivison]

Where are thou? Poopy corner. I sh.

[Pokimane]

There on my mind. Yes, yes, yes.

[Schlatt]

God bless the poopy corner.

[Ted Nivison]

Have you seen the. The clip from Megalopolis? The Francis Ford Capala movie that came out like.

[Schlatt]

No, but maybe we could pull it up.

[Ted Nivison]

Pull up that clip from the Andrew.

[Pokimane]

What would entitles me.

[Ted Nivison]

The driver entitles me. He was in Star Wars.

[Schlatt]

Entitles him.

[Ted Nivison]

Yes. It's basically like this.

[Schlatt]

Really? You guys are so good with voices.

[Ted Nivison]

Thank you. What's your best impression?

[Schlatt]

I don't have one, actually. A French accent.

[Ted Nivison]

Okay.

[Schlatt]

I went to dinner the other day and I didn't know anybody at this dinner, which I've never done before. You just don't know a single person. And it was a birthday dinner, but it was lots of fun. And there was one guy there who I guess happens to be a tiktoker and he's really good at impressions. So he started doing like a Trump impression and an Obama impression and I. I kind of tried to do the Trump one and he's like, your Trump sounds really Italian and it didn't sound like Trump.

[Ted Nivison]

Now, now we're here.

[Schlatt]

I can do a French accent. Okay, well, it depends what you want me to say. Just a little bit.

[Pokimane]

I hate how that sounds, the whole language.

[Ted Nivison]

Don't say.

[Pokimane]

No, no. It's not her in particular. It's just the French. The French language.

[Ted Nivison]

I think it might have.

[Pokimane]

I can't believe people think it's like a romantic sounding language. It's so disgusting. Sounds like you have a nut. A nut.

[Ted Nivison]

Sock. Why do you hate the French people?

[Pokimane]

They're rude. They're really racist. Really racist places. They smell, they smoke a lot.

[Ted Nivison]

They. In the river.

[Pokimane]

No ice.

[Ted Nivison]

No ice water Olympics if you're not here.

[Pokimane]

They were. They shitted in that river.

[Ted Nivison]

They were like. They were like, we hate that you're spending all this money to clean up this river. So we will make sure that you waste that money to clean up this river.

[Schlatt]

Really mad that the Olympics were gonna be there. But then when the Olympics started, everybody loved it.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah. Everyone was like, viva la France.

[Schlatt]

Yippee.

[Ted Nivison]

So I'm. Here's the thing. Though.

[Schlatt]

Yes.

[Ted Nivison]

I need to hear your Trump impression. I need to hear it, because maybe.

[Schlatt]

If you said something in a Trump way, I could then try to do the impression. But off the top of my head, all I think about is in Springfield.

[Ted Nivison]

They're eating the dogs.

[Schlatt]

They're eating the dogs.

[Ted Nivison]

The dogs, they're eating.

[Pokimane]

Is he from New York?

[Schlatt]

No. You know, like, I have.

[Pokimane]

No, wait, he is from New York.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah, he is. They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats they're eating.

[Schlatt]

And they're doing surgery of the people or something.

[Ted Nivison]

On surgery on aliens.

[Schlatt]

Isn't that what he said?

[Pokimane]

I thought they were.

[Ted Nivison]

I wish he said that. That sounds incredible.

[Schlatt]

No, he said that.

[Pokimane]

Doing surgery on aliens now.

[Schlatt]

I swear he said that.

[Pokimane]

Oh, they were just doing those.

[Schlatt]

Google it.

[Pokimane]

Doing those on grapes.

[Schlatt]

The same debate.

[Ted Nivison]

Transgender operations on the legal. Aliens. Yeah, Aliens. Aliens.

[Schlatt]

They're okay, but.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah, you know, illegal immigration.

[Schlatt]

None of that.

[Pokimane]

It's good to know that you think of them like that terminology.

[Ted Nivison]

Lock it in. Lock it in. Live stream fails. Lock it in now.

[Schlatt]

She wants to. Transgender operations on illegal aliens. Like, whoever said that.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah, it's like. He's just. It's almost like he's making stuff up as he goes.

[Schlatt]

God bless him. You guys vote? You want to talk about politics?

[Pokimane]

No, I don't vote. That's how they get you.

[Ted Nivison]

That's how they get you to get you to vote.

[Pokimane]

Yeah. Everything is public in this country. Everything. Your address, if you register to vote, your name and address are out there.

[Ted Nivison]

Really? Yeah.

[Schlatt]

Out there. Like, where?

[Ted Nivison]

We got to show her that clip of the megalopolis.

[Schlatt]

Do you like to live off the grid?

[Pokimane]

Yeah.

[Ted Nivison]

So this is the clip. And while I.

[Schlatt]

Well, I want to. I love her hair. And you think one year of medical school entitles you to plow through the.

[Pokimane]

Riches of my Emersonian mind?

[Ted Nivison]

Entitles me. Yes.

[Pokimane]

Entitles me. Titles?

[Ted Nivison]

Me.

[Pokimane]

Yes.

[Ted Nivison]

Entitles me.

[Pokimane]

Yes.

[Schlatt]

You have no idea.

[Ted Nivison]

That's it. That's really. It's just like. It's just like. There's really weird dialogue, and I don't know what else is in any sense.

[Pokimane]

So go back to the club. Yeah.

[Ted Nivison]

So apparently, this moot.

[Pokimane]

Not nothing, but I reserve my time for people who can think about science and literature and.

[Schlatt]

Oh, is that the guy?

[Pokimane]

That's Adam Driver.

[Ted Nivison]

Adam Driver.

[Pokimane]

You find me cruel, cool, selfish, and unfeeling. I work without caring what happens to either of us.

[Ted Nivison]

So go back to the club. I like that. So, apparently this movie is just so weird, but it's one of those things where it's Francis folk.

[Schlatt]

Go back to the club.

[Ted Nivison]

I was like, that. Hay was like, so, like. You were like. Seemed like you were like, you need to. You were like, cut that out.

[Schlatt]

Go back to the club.

[Ted Nivison]

Go back to the club.

[Schlatt]

Well, that's funny.

[Ted Nivison]

So last time I saw. We learned something this today, this morning, before we started the podcast, because you introduced me to an abbreviation of something that I was so excited about. Same.

[Schlatt]

Wait, like, let's maintain the excitement. So last time we hung out.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah.

[Schlatt]

I talked about one of my favorite things. Chocolate milk to chomo. Right.

[Ted Nivison]

And. And you want a little chomo. She said that. And I was like, what did you just say? And she was like, chomo. And I was like. I was like, that's. I think that's my favorite thing that I've ever heard come out of your mouth. I'm gonna. And then I was. I think the rest of the time before you got taken away by a wave in the artist alley, I think I was. We were just saying chomo for the. That whole time.

[Schlatt]

I love chomo.

[Pokimane]

Not a good thing to say.

[Ted Nivison]

And we were really excited about it.

[Schlatt]

I found out two days ago, my friend told me chomo stands for child molester.

[Ted Nivison]

So I wasn't filled in on this. So, like, the moment you got here, I was like, what's up? Chomo.

[Schlatt]

Which, like, I still. I still don't believe.

[Pokimane]

Yeah, that's. That's what they call. You're seeing, like, two tiktoks from people who had just gotten out of prison.

[Schlatt]

If you're not a child molester and you're not in prison, how would you know chomo stands for child molester? Yeah, I'm neither of those things. I was thinking choco milk, and I would like to keep thinking choco milk.

[Pokimane]

So you love chomo.

[Schlatt]

I love chocolate milk. Abbreviated to chomo.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah.

[Pokimane]

So plural. If you. If you drinking a lot of chocolate milk, you could say like, oh, I love chomos. I love my chomos.

[Ted Nivison]

I love chomo time.

[Pokimane]

I relax.

[Ted Nivison]

Chomos don't talk to me unless I've had my chomo time.

[Pokimane]

I relax with chomos every night.

[Ted Nivison]

See, now you do. Well, you're doing something there where it's like you're almost not using it as the word. What.

[Pokimane]

What did you just.

[Ted Nivison]

What was that last one you said?

[Pokimane]

Chocolate milk, plural. If you drink many chocolate milks, nobody.

[Ted Nivison]

Says chocolate milks, though. If you drink a lot of chocolate.

[Schlatt]

Milk, it's just chocolate milk. When you say chomo's having so much chocolate milk. Yeah, that's what I was thinking too, but I didn't want to call him out because then we would get into.

[Ted Nivison]

An argument if he calm out as much as you need. Urban Dictionary.

[Schlatt]

No chomo set off no chomo after.

[Pokimane]

A creepy remark to clear the sayer of being a child molester or pedophile.

[Ted Nivison]

Okay.

[Schlatt]

It's like no homo.

[Pokimane]

It's like no homo, but a little higher stakes.

[Ted Nivison]

We'll click chomas on Urban Dictionary and we scroll down, maybe we can find chocolate chocolate milk. If you scroll down, maybe there's another one. Prison term.

[Pokimane]

It's not okay, you're not gonna see no, you're not gonna see chocolate milk.

[Ted Nivison]

Come on. No. Yeah. No.

[Pokimane]

Nope.

[Ted Nivison]

There's many pages though. Last what is a sex offending politician? Don't. Don't. Leave it alone.

[Pokimane]

I wasn't even thinking about it.

[Ted Nivison]

No, he. Okay, good.

[Pokimane]

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[Ted Nivison]

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[Schlatt]

You gotta go back to the club.

[Ted Nivison]

I, I gotta go. Hey, I go back to the club.

[Schlatt]

Oh, I kind of wanna watch that movie now.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah, I've heard it. That's just like people walk out of it, they're like, what the was that? You look up Francis Ford Capala on. I'm like blanking on.

[Pokimane]

He made Apocalypse Now.

[Ted Nivison]

Okay.

[Pokimane]

Yeah, there's some other ones in there.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah, because he makes, he makes a lot of. He's like a cine famed. He is one of the kino guys out there. And he's old.

[Pokimane]

Yeah.

[Schlatt]

Is he?

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah.

[Schlatt]

How old? 85. God bless, bro.

[Ted Nivison]

Did he make records.

[Pokimane]

I'm just saying, if you're 85.

[Schlatt]

If you're 85, I want to know. How'd you get to 85? Yeah, because he seems. He seems kind of there. I don't know.

[Ted Nivison]

How old do you think you're gonna live? Oh, he made the Outsiders.

[Schlatt]

You guys.

[Ted Nivison]

Okay. You read that book, the Outsiders?

[Schlatt]

Of course. Do I remember much of it? No, you know, we didn't really get through that point. Like, I really don't remember much of my childhood. Yeah, you guys don't remember much of your childhood.

[Ted Nivison]

You know, my first memory was when I was three, I think, at Disney World. And we had. I remember having seen in this sort of, like, amphitheater with, like, a terrace kind of seats thing, the Lion King show thing that they would do. And then. And then it skips a little bit, and then we're walking along this little pebble pathway kind of thing, and I hear the music for the. The show starting again, and I, like, turned, and I go to, like, walk towards where it is, because I want to see it again.

[Pokimane]

And I get venturing back music immediately.

[Ted Nivison]

It was like the Pied Piper. And then I get pulled away by this otherworldly strong force. Turns out it was just my grandma. And that's. That's my earliest memory.

[Schlatt]

That's cute.

[Pokimane]

I feel like shitting in a corner of a living room is a little funny.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah. What do you remembering the.

[Schlatt]

I'm like, why? That.

[Pokimane]

That's what I would do.

[Schlatt]

Like, do you remember it because this was the first time you decided that corner. No, no, that's gonna be my poopy corner, I'm sure. Oh, it had been the poopy corner.

[Pokimane]

That was just where I. Oh, okay.

[Schlatt]

So if you could just spot all the time on out the toilet because.

[Pokimane]

I was a baby.

[Schlatt]

Do better.

[Ted Nivison]

How old were you?

[Pokimane]

I was like, two.

[Ted Nivison]

You have a memory from when you were two?

[Pokimane]

The poopy corner.

[Ted Nivison]

Are you sure you just didn't make it up, get potty trained?

[Schlatt]

Did you ask your parents? Yes.

[Pokimane]

They can attest to the existence of the poopy corner.

[Schlatt]

I don't believe you.

[Pokimane]

Before I was out of diapers, I was no chomo, but I don't believe you.

[Ted Nivison]

No chomo, but we don't believe you. No chomo, though.

[Schlatt]

Yeah. My earliest memory, my brother was outside hanging out with friends, and he ran inside very disturbed, and he said, this guy, he's being mean to me. He hit me. I was like, three or four. I think I was four. And I got so angry on behalf of him that I ran downstairs, I found the guy and then I punched him.

[Ted Nivison]

Really?

[Schlatt]

Yeah.

[Ted Nivison]

How old were you?

[Schlatt]

I think I was like four.

[Ted Nivison]

Dude. Nice.

[Schlatt]

Thank you.

[Ted Nivison]

That's sick. Wait, that's cooler than either of you. He's sitting in a corner. I'm trying to. I'm trying to get myself immersed in Lion King. You're knocking people out at 4 years old? I mean, I don't know if I.

[Schlatt]

Knocked him out, but, you know, I did some damage.

[Ted Nivison]

Oh, but I wish you did.

[Schlatt]

I wish I did too.

[Ted Nivison]

Damn.

[Schlatt]

There's only two times in my life I've punched someone. That was one of them.

[Pokimane]

What was the second time you punched somebody?

[Schlatt]

Grade 9. There was this girl sitting beside or behind me in science class, and she kept hitting me. And I said, stop, I don't like that.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah.

[Schlatt]

And she just kept hitting me. And I said, I'm serious, stop.

[Pokimane]

Then you punched her?

[Schlatt]

Well, she hit me again a third time.

[Ted Nivison]

That's self defense. Stand your ground in laws.

[Schlatt]

Yeah, I was like, no, really, you need to stop after the third time. And then I was sent to the principal's office. Yeah, of course.

[Ted Nivison]

Yes, you got sent to the principal.

[Schlatt]

I think it's better to. Than to smack someone.

[Ted Nivison]

And so why haven't you done creative class?

[Schlatt]

And I was in student council, so it was not a good look.

[Pokimane]

Oh.

[Ted Nivison]

But it really had a political sort of scandal.

[Schlatt]

They were very disappointed. Very, very.

[Pokimane]

You campaigned on the fact I'm gonna replace all the water fountains with chomo.

[Schlatt]

Good God. It's just a guy from prison.

[Ted Nivison]

No. No student here will be able to go to a water fountain without experiencing some chomo.

[Pokimane]

Always will be gushing with chomo.

[Schlatt]

You guys are the worst.

[Pokimane]

Plenty of ch to go around.

[Schlatt]

I'm so sad because I love that term. And you know what it really has me thinking now?

[Ted Nivison]

It's because you can say it for long. You can be like, chomo.

[Schlatt]

Anyone want a little chomo? But no, I don't want to. Anyone want a little child molester?

[Ted Nivison]

No, no, it does. It doesn't. Doesn't work.

[Schlatt]

But hear me out, okay? I think I got this term from.

[Ted Nivison]

Someone else, so it's not your fault.

[Schlatt]

No. So now I'm wondering, did they prank me?

[Ted Nivison]

Oh.

[Schlatt]

Or did they also think that it was chocolate milk?

[Ted Nivison]

And by extension, did that person, also, by the butterfly effect, prank me?

[Schlatt]

Yes.

[Ted Nivison]

I think we're all victims here at.

[Pokimane]

The end of the day.

[Schlatt]

I think so too. Ben saying.

[Ted Nivison]

Ben saying that.

[Schlatt]

Ben's saying that. Oh, there it is.

[Pokimane]

No shot.

[Ted Nivison]

The example sentence is fucked. The chomo master offered a glass of chomo to his victim after the fact.

[Pokimane]

Oh, that's. That's disgusting.

[Schlatt]

Okay, what if you went on Google and you wrote, chomo chocolate milk? What are we cooking? Yeah, what are we cooking?

[Ted Nivison]

Chomo chocolate milk. A cute, fun. A cute nickname for chocolate milk.

[Pokimane]

81 down votes. 19 upvotes.

[Schlatt]

Is tough.

[Pokimane]

Yeah. I think we should stop chomo.

[Schlatt]

Just learn what chomo means. It's a made up Spanish word.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah.

[Schlatt]

Oh, good God.

[Pokimane]

Yeah, we should. We should not be saying chomo anymore.

[Ted Nivison]

Well, but I. I enjoyed. I enjoyed the period in which we did.

[Schlatt]

We enjoyed that term. I agree.

[Pokimane]

Politics is getting.

[Ted Nivison]

How long were you saying it?

[Schlatt]

Luckily, a month max.

[Ted Nivison]

Oh, okay.

[Schlatt]

Yeah, so it wasn't that bad.

[Pokimane]

You can't say anything anymore. They found a Mexican politician's head on his truck six days after he took office.

[Schlatt]

That's scary.

[Ted Nivison]

Cool.

[Pokimane]

Yeah, look that up.

[Ted Nivison]

Don't. Tucker, you don't need to look that up. I can do it. I know you can do it. I don't think you should. Yeah, you don't have to.

[Schlatt]

You know, like, just because we can do something doesn't always mean we should.

[Pokimane]

Yeah.

[Ted Nivison]

Don'T put it on.

[Pokimane]

Mayor of Chomo, Mexico killed. Photos of severed heads circulate.

[Schlatt]

That's really scary. Have you guys seen the clip of Elon Musk talking about how no one tries to.

[Ted Nivison]

No one tries to what?

[Schlatt]

He's like, no one's trying to take out Kamala because it wouldn't matter. Is that not insane?

[Ted Nivison]

That's why. Have you seen the photo of him jumping?

[Schlatt]

I've seen too many. I really feel like there are so many really call for that facing people that we actually have. We no longer have a good understanding of what they're like because so much of the things they say online aren't really them.

[Ted Nivison]

Right.

[Schlatt]

Like, I'm so sure 90 of Elon's tweets are just like, AI, honestly, he's.

[Ted Nivison]

Probably going at this point, because he gets on so much, he's probably going into his grock fun mode and like. And it's like, write me a funny tweet is not going to get me bullied this time. Please grog. And then grog's like busting out somewhere. Please, guac, please, please show me a photo of my hours getting.

[Schlatt]

Oh, stop. Do you guys. Do you guys go through phases where there are certain terms or words that you really like to overuse?

[Ted Nivison]

Oh, absolutely.

[Schlatt]

You got. You got any right now I can.

[Ted Nivison]

Tell you some ones. Okay, so when you're. I was telling you. When? The other day when we were jobbing. Dude.

[Schlatt]

Yes. You're trying to make that happen.

[Ted Nivison]

No, it's a thing. It's a thing. Emma, raise your hand. It's a thing, isn't it?

[Schlatt]

Jubbin.

[Ted Nivison]

That's the thing, right? That's a thing.

[Schlatt]

I mean, I will say, I think it was the first. Oh, why isn't it? Coming up on Urban Dictionary.

[Pokimane]

Jubbin.

[Schlatt]

Uh, oh. Oh, I thought. Oh, no. I thought we had no results whatsoever.

[Pokimane]

Jubing.

[Ted Nivison]

Maybe because you spelled dictionary wrong, Tucker. I don't think so. No. You're spelling it wrong, though. Here we go. There it is. So ferociously that food's kind of just going everywhere. This is pretty much exactly what I said.

[Schlatt]

We're jabbing.

[Ted Nivison]

Look at. Read it. This is like exactly what I said to you, man.

[Schlatt]

I was jebbing so hard at that steakhouse last night, I forgot to breathe.

[Ted Nivison]

But, like, somebody got on the ceiling, the floor, your shirt, or the wall.

[Schlatt]

We were saying this because we were having some of the best Filipino food I've ever had.

[Ted Nivison]

It was awesome.

[Schlatt]

It was incredible. Incredible.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah.

[Schlatt]

I want to go back to San Diego just for that.

[Ted Nivison]

And it was a great.

[Schlatt]

It's called Tita's Kitchenette.

[Ted Nivison]

I think Tita's Kitchenette's Kitchenette.

[Schlatt]

If you're in San Diego, girl, go get you some Tita's. It's so good.

[Ted Nivison]

Indigo. Yeah, it was. It was flat. It was, like, good, too. It's like one of those.

[Schlatt]

You walk in and they're giving pretty dirty servings.

[Ted Nivison]

Floor is pretty dirty. They got, like weird looking designs and stuff. And, you know, it's like, oh, they don't care about anything but the food here.

[Schlatt]

It's kind of cafeteria style.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah.

[Schlatt]

There are. There are all these ladies who work there, and they all somehow kind of feel related to you.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah.

[Schlatt]

Or at least will treat you as such. It's so.

[Ted Nivison]

And they'll just like, they have. They'll just let you order way too much food, which we did. We ordered. We had to all walk out of there with the bags because we were embarrassed because we ordered far. Maybe two, maybe two to three times the amount of food that we actually were capable of eating.

[Schlatt]

Watering with our eyes. Not our bellies.

[Ted Nivison]

Exactly. And so we walked out with all the bags so that we didn't throw it out in there because we didn't want to be judged by them.

[Pokimane]

Had you actually truly jumped in there?

[Ted Nivison]

Oh, no, we were jumping no, we were jumping.

[Schlatt]

Excuse me.

[Ted Nivison]

I wasn't bugging me.

[Schlatt]

And she was going, there was food on the ceiling, on the floor.

[Pokimane]

Walking out of there with a doggy bag. If you are jubbing in the joint.

[Ted Nivison]

Okay, jumping doesn't mean, like you're fully finishing your food. That's a whole different. You can jump. It's just a ferocity.

[Schlatt]

Well, if there's just an insane amount of food, if you're jubbing.

[Ted Nivison]

Why are you trying to get on my case and tell me what jobbing means?

[Pokimane]

You're saying a good job based on that. That dictionary entry. You're not walking out there with the doggy bag.

[Ted Nivison]

It's about the future disgrace. It's about doing it ferociously. Did you job last night?

[Pokimane]

I. No, we. We did not jump. In fact, we got the two flights of wagyu and we had one slice each. And let me tell you, the ahate was on another level. The ahate. What's that word I've been using recently?

[Schlatt]

Oh, say more electric. Oh, the electric.

[Ted Nivison]

No, no, like, it was electric.

[Pokimane]

It was electric.

[Schlatt]

But you said the owate.

[Pokimane]

The owate was electric. Was electric.

[Schlatt]

So electric is the word you're using a lot.

[Pokimane]

Yeah.

[Schlatt]

Oh, okay. What is owate?

[Ted Nivison]

We were at Boa Steakhouse. Isn't that place.

[Schlatt]

Is it good?

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah, yeah, it's good. You've never been? I feel like.

[Schlatt]

Yeah, it's good.

[Pokimane]

No.

[Schlatt]

Or is it like, oh, it's good. I feel like those are two different goods.

[Ted Nivison]

No, it's good.

[Schlatt]

No, I hate me. Yeah, of course I eat.

[Pokimane]

Okay, we should go.

[Ted Nivison]

So it's like the. Again this week?

[Pokimane]

Yeah.

[Schlatt]

How good?

[Ted Nivison]

It's great. I feel like. I feel like you've been there before.

[Schlatt]

I feel like I've been.

[Ted Nivison]

I feel like we've been there at the same time, but with a group.

[Schlatt]

Was it a misfits thing? OTB thing?

[Ted Nivison]

I think it may have been. Or maybe like. I think a Ludd and Hasan were also there. I think it was like two years ago is what I'm thinking.

[Schlatt]

I really don't recall.

[Pokimane]

The flight of Japanese A5 Wagyu at Boa Steakhouse is on match. It's the best three bites I've had in my life. And it continues to be even.

[Ted Nivison]

There it is to this day. You've got three. From left to right, you've got the kagoshima. And it also is kind of like how Japan, like, it goes up Japan as you do it. It's like the kagoshima, which is the southern cow, as Tucker would say. And then the Iwate, which for Shot and I, we usually think it's the weakest one, but we had a really good round with the Awate this time. And then the final one is the coveted snow beef from the Hokkaido region of Japan.

[Pokimane]

Cold motherfuckers.

[Ted Nivison]

Where they massage the cows and they give them, they feed them very special. Feed the cows of a beautiful, wonderful life.

[Schlatt]

They speak to them kindly so that they grow.

[Ted Nivison]

In order to be able to buy the meat from this specific ranch in Hokkaido, you have to like buy a license from them and like go through all these hoops and stuff to be able to have the privilege to be able to even buy it.

[Schlatt]

That's insane.

[Pokimane]

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[Schlatt]

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[Ted Nivison]

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[Pokimane]

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[Schlatt]

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[Ted Nivison]

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[Ted Nivison]

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[Schlatt]

My word as of late is. Well, it's not really a word, just a little phrase I keep saying. I like that.

[Ted Nivison]

Okay.

[Pokimane]

I like that.

[Schlatt]

It's simple. No, no, it's about.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah, yeah, I know what you're saying.

[Schlatt]

I like that.

[Ted Nivison]

I like that.

[Pokimane]

That's like.

[Schlatt]

I'd give that an 8 out of 10. Go ahead.

[Pokimane]

It's like if you're learning a language that's like the first phrase.

[Ted Nivison]

Give it to me one more time.

[Schlatt]

Simplicity is key. That's something I actually learned from Trump.

[Pokimane]

I like that.

[Ted Nivison]

No, no.

[Schlatt]

Terrible.

[Ted Nivison]

No. What's the rating? What's the rating on that? Minus 2. Dude, I have 10 points on you right now.

[Schlatt]

Yeah, do better. Cringe.

[Pokimane]

I like that.

[Ted Nivison]

No, no, it's.

[Schlatt]

Have you. Have you listened to us? I'm gonna take a sip of water. Go ahead, try again.

[Ted Nivison]

I like that.

[Pokimane]

I like that.

[Ted Nivison]

I think I lost a little bit.

[Schlatt]

Since you want a little too deep in comparison to your happy voice.

[Ted Nivison]

Oh, I like that.

[Pokimane]

So what's the difference between liking something and using that to say you like something?

[Schlatt]

Well, let me tell you.

[Pokimane]

Okay.

[Schlatt]

Oh, I like that. Ketchup. That's okay.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah. Okay.

[Schlatt]

Someone's saying, oh, it's so sunny out, the weather's beautiful. Let's go to the park. You turn to them, you go, I like that.

[Ted Nivison]

I like that.

[Schlatt]

I like that.

[Ted Nivison]

I like that.

[Schlatt]

Almost always with a nod. I like that.

[Ted Nivison]

It does call for not. Tucker, give us one.

[Schlatt]

I like that.

[Ted Nivison]

I like that.

[Schlatt]

Oh, go ahead.

[Ted Nivison]

I like that. No, no, I like that.

[Schlatt]

Yes, yes.

[Ted Nivison]

I like that. Okay, getting there. I like that.

[Pokimane]

You need to up the confidence on it.

[Ted Nivison]

Hit me.

[Pokimane]

I like that. I like that.

[Schlatt]

More emphasis on the. Like the. That is just at the end.

[Ted Nivison]

I like that.

[Pokimane]

That was the same way I said it.

[Schlatt]

No, no, no.

[Pokimane]

Yes, it was.

[Schlatt]

No, go ahead.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah, you're tone deaf right now.

[Pokimane]

Let's get Tucker to say it.

[Ted Nivison]

I like that.

[Pokimane]

No, definitely not.

[Schlatt]

You see, like, your cadence was better, but you see, even when you said it, you seemed a bit confused. When I say there needs to be.

[Ted Nivison]

Some, there is a little confusion in there. Have some conviction for once in your life, man. I like that. I want to do a fast. It doesn't feel natural. No, like. Like, Tucker, think about it this way. Let me give you an image. Think about, like, you had some. You've had some drinks. Maybe you're feeling a little bit loose. The games are flowing, the time, the. The jokes are flowing. I like that. I like that. There you go.

[Schlatt]

And it's typically set as, like, a response to someone maybe propositioning something, you know?

[Ted Nivison]

So, like, let's go. Let's go drink some chomo.

[Pokimane]

I like that. Yeah, I like chomo.

[Schlatt]

I mean, yeah, you're at Boa Steakhouse. You've just had the awate and the.

[Pokimane]

Snow beef in the.

[Schlatt]

Ah, teh. It's delicious. Someone goes dessert. You go like that. I like that.

[Ted Nivison]

Okay.

[Schlatt]

You know that. Honestly, I think something that makes it easier also is the head. Not at the same time. Can I get a lease on that?

[Ted Nivison]

Can I get a lease on that?

[Schlatt]

Can I. What can I get in exchange?

[Ted Nivison]

You can start saying jubbin.

[Schlatt]

You'd have to pay me for that.

[Ted Nivison]

Oh, damn it.

[Pokimane]

How about there's electric.

[Schlatt]

Electric's just a dictionary.

[Pokimane]

I'll show you electric. However, look up this Kimmy Granger.

[Ted Nivison]

No, no. We have a bit where you're banned. Something's good. We could be like, oh, that's favorite puppy.

[Pokimane]

You have to do it.

[Schlatt]

No, cute. You're banned.

[Ted Nivison]

I think he's lost to the sands of time, to be honest.

[Schlatt]

Oh, damn.

[Ted Nivison]

So why is he for sale for 600 yuan?

[Schlatt]

Peculiar.

[Ted Nivison]

Well, because we had to have a man. Honestly, no, I could never sell my childhood. You're right. That's just.

[Schlatt]

That's just to be up there just for decoration.

[Ted Nivison]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Now we have another. Another one is if. If you're thinking about, like, oh, you're really looking forward to having something, you'd be like, oh, I'm like, if Schlatt, you know, he hadn't had some alcohol in, like, more than an hour, he'd need some fireball. He'd be like. Or his benedictine. He'd be like, oh, I'm goose and for some Benedictine.

[Schlatt]

Oh, goose. And I'm goose, and I haven't heard goosen before. I would usually say do you guys say fiending?

[Ted Nivison]

Fiending is. Is good.

[Schlatt]

Yeah.

[Ted Nivison]

Goosing is. Is an invented one by me because I just. I think. You know what it was. I had been working on a video and I hadn't. I hadn't slept. I hadn't slept in like 20, maybe 32 hours. And I was going crazy. I was like, at that point in the tired, where it's like, suddenly you feel like you have energy. I made this tick tock and I was like, guys, I just have the best. If you say you really want something, you can say that you're goose and for it. So it's like, oh, man. Oh, I'm really goose. Tomato ketchup. Right now, I'm goose. And for that.

[Schlatt]

But can you explain why goosen?

[Ted Nivison]

Because based off, like, it makes sense, you know.

[Schlatt]

Geese.

[Pokimane]

No, goose.

[Ted Nivison]

Goose.

[Pokimane]

You goosen for a jobbing goose.

[Ted Nivison]

And for a job I like on.

[Pokimane]

Some chomo, you don't want to jump on a chill mo.

[Ted Nivison]

No.

[Schlatt]

But why? I think for me, when it comes.

[Ted Nivison]

To a term like that, yeah, you can. Seven hours. And I came up with a 27 new fucking thing. It's a fun new phrase you can use, and everyone's gonna like it. Whenever you want to say that you really want something, you can say that you're goosing for it. You could be like, oh, man, I'm really goosing for some ocean spray cranberry cocktail. Or like, ah, man, on my cock and balls and dick. I've been goosing for some Korean barbecue sauce. Oh, man. Hand wipes. Nah, I've been goose. And for this craft.

[Schlatt]

I need to read the comments. I need to read the comments right now. Read me those comments, please.

[Ted Nivison]

Let's see, let's see.

[Schlatt]

I'm goosing for this phrase to take off. This is really relatable, Ted.

[Ted Nivison]

That's kind of my thing. I'm. I'm sort of so relatable, I put hashtag relatable in every single one of my tiktoks. People just keep saying I'm relatable. No. Favorite puppy. Better.

[Schlatt]

Favorite puppy. So cute.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah. But these. These are getting on Urban Dictionary, which means they technically count, right?

[Schlatt]

And did you put them there, though?

[Ted Nivison]

Look up. I like that.

[Schlatt]

The thing is, it's not.

[Ted Nivison]

It'll be on there by the time that this episode's.

[Schlatt]

Oh, you think?

[Ted Nivison]

Well, once this episode's out, I mean.

[Schlatt]

They'Re gonna go, I like that. Is there's so much about the delivery.

[Ted Nivison]

Oh, yeah.

[Schlatt]

That's what makes it good. It's not Just. I like that.

[Ted Nivison]

There should be some way.

[Schlatt]

There's not. No. Npc. Head. Ass. I like that.

[Pokimane]

An expression used by Dr. Dummies to let others know when she likes something shiny.

[Ted Nivison]

Are you.

[Schlatt]

I like that. Is also cute.

[Ted Nivison]

Maybe just that. That's more like. I like that.

[Schlatt]

No, I like.

[Ted Nivison]

Oh, I likes that.

[Schlatt]

Yeah, that was that one. I likes that. That's pretty cute too. Yeah, I like that.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah, I. I specifically like.

[Schlatt]

Instead of being like, yes, let's do XYZ thing.

[Ted Nivison]

Lady bird, what do you think of this? I like that.

[Schlatt]

Did you see the ears perked up?

[Ted Nivison]

Going up. Ears are going up.

[Schlatt]

We're valid.

[Ted Nivison]

That's approved by the animal kingdom. Geez.

[Schlatt]

Wow.

[Ted Nivison]

This is great. No, we've got a new one for the. We've got a new one for the. The books. I like that.

[Schlatt]

Do you guys talk about relationships on your podcasts? You talk about your personal lives? You do?

[Ted Nivison]

No.

[Schlatt]

Would you like to? I mean, I'm so curious to hear from you guys.

[Ted Nivison]

I. Yeah, I mean, we. We could. I mean. Well, I mean. Podcast is ending. That's another one.

[Schlatt]

Yes.

[Ted Nivison]

That we could talk about. That's tea.

[Schlatt]

Never before heard. Definitely. Until now. You guys are ending the podcast. You're breaking up. You're having a fight right now.

[Ted Nivison]

Yep.

[Schlatt]

And you'll never speak.

[Pokimane]

But we have never speak after this discussion by saying that there is no bad blood.

[Ted Nivison]

Oh, not at all.

[Schlatt]

But no good blood.

[Ted Nivison]

What's a good blood? At the end of the day, if you're seeing it, something's wrong.

[Pokimane]

Me and Ted taught each other. I taught Ted how to jerk off. Actually, that's how deep that bond goes. Wow.

[Ted Nivison]

Come on.

[Schlatt]

What's wrong? How?

[Pokimane]

Well, we were at a sleepover.

[Schlatt]

Uh huh.

[Pokimane]

And he woke up and I was. I was jerking off.

[Schlatt]

Okay.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah.

[Schlatt]

Why at a sleepover?

[Pokimane]

Cause I was horny.

[Schlatt]

I don't like that.

[Ted Nivison]

Weak.

[Schlatt]

It's bad.

[Ted Nivison]

I can't commit to this with you right now.

[Pokimane]

Sometimes you just wake up and you need to jerk your dick.

[Schlatt]

Okay, well, I'll have you know. Don't got one. Didn't know.

[Ted Nivison]

Didn't know.

[Schlatt]

Didn't know.

[Pokimane]

That's why I'm telling you. So Ted woke up, he saw me jerking my dick and he's like, what are you doing?

[Schlatt]

Oh, he definitely said, what are you doing?

[Ted Nivison]

What is that there? I pulled up an old 1800s lantern. I said, who goes there, sir? What is that wanking sound?

[Schlatt]

And then I showed him that that was bad.

[Ted Nivison]

I like that.

[Schlatt]

No, that's a bad part. Of the bit. Because if he's teaching you how to wank, you can't know what a wanking sounds like.

[Ted Nivison]

Oh, you're right.

[Schlatt]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ted Nivison]

What is that?

[Pokimane]

And then I said, ted, no chomo. Just try this. And then I showed him how to.

[Ted Nivison]

Do it, because at the time, I was 5 and Schlatt was 19.

[Schlatt]

Oh, chomo.

[Ted Nivison]

But he said, no chomo. So it was okay.

[Schlatt]

No, you guys are kooky beans. But now I understand the podcast. Yeah, it's just outrageous bits.

[Ted Nivison]

It is. There is a lot. What's the most outrageous?

[Schlatt]

Wait, actually, you guys are just doing improv, kind of larping.

[Ted Nivison]

Don't call us larpers, pokey man, Please.

[Schlatt]

I like that.

[Ted Nivison]

I like that. I'm obsessed with that. I'm gonna be.

[Schlatt]

I feel like you live a lot of your life in bits. When are you not just thinking of the next bit?

[Pokimane]

The second the camera shuts off, shuts down.

[Ted Nivison]

You're gonna see it. You're gonna see it. He's gonna like. It's gonna be like this. And he's gonna go.

[Schlatt]

Actually something that the audience.

[Ted Nivison]

I'm so happy that you're here.

[Pokimane]

Thanks for coming on.

[Ted Nivison]

I'm gonna go to sleep now. Iman is gonna go horizontal on this for the next. For the hour before we record the next podcast.

[Schlatt]

Whoa.

[Pokimane]

With my boy.

[Schlatt]

Actually, something the audience didn't see is right before the cameras turned off, he actually did like a windows power on sound. And then the bits started coming out.

[Pokimane]

Yeah. Specifically the vista sound too. It's.

[Ted Nivison]

Can you play the vista sound for us, Schlatt? Shut down.

[Schlatt]

Ew.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah. Shut down Schlatt. Can you press him on the arm?

[Schlatt]

That is a banger sound. I like that.

[Ted Nivison]

That was good.

[Schlatt]

I like that a lot. So wait, so why are you guys shutting down this immensely successful.

[Ted Nivison]

It's his fault.

[Pokimane]

I don't want to do it anymore.

[Schlatt]

Yeah. Why talk your shit, King?

[Pokimane]

I have no shit to talk. As I said, I taught Ted to jerk off. There's no bad blood. I just don't want to do it anymore.

[Ted Nivison]

So if you want. Just to. Just to settle the jerking off thing. If you want to know how it ended off me and both drinking same time, Tucker, play it. And it was kind of like this scene here where you just see boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. This is us.

[Pokimane]

And then here's mine.

[Schlatt]

Guys, this is fucked up.

[Pokimane]

And then here's mine. Here's mine. Here I go. I said here I go.

[Ted Nivison]

Like Mario.

[Schlatt]

Here we go. Never came on the podcast before.

[Ted Nivison]

Huh?

[Schlatt]

Is this why?

[Ted Nivison]

I didn't see when he started. This is why when he said started the joker thing, I was like, not on the Pokimane podcast, man.

[Schlatt]

And he was like on the Pokemon episode.

[Ted Nivison]

What?

[Pokimane]

She's not above us.

[Schlatt]

Oh, I did not say I'm above you guys.

[Ted Nivison]

You are in some ways kind of.

[Schlatt]

Like the queen of Twitch. This is funny. I'm also just. I don't, you know.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah. What's the. What's the most out there bit that you think you've ever done?

[Schlatt]

Definitely when I was like 18, first year university, and I would get these Japan crates, which are candies from Japan in this box, and I would unbox it and whatever. And I think one of the things was like a candy that you would dip in powder, and then I brought out a credit card and I like lined up the powder and I was like, hehe, cocaine.

[Ted Nivison]

Okay, that. That's par for the course for us. Remember when we snorted cheetah?

[Schlatt]

But Now I'm like 10 years older. Maybe not the vibe.

[Ted Nivison]

Oh, we did this like two years ago.

[Schlatt]

I mean, sometimes I'm gonna still make a little joke, but that was very Boy.

[Ted Nivison]

It was boy.

[Schlatt]

But I will say, comparing it to the Disney thing, it's pretty witty. I'm proud of you.

[Ted Nivison]

Thank you.

[Pokimane]

So there's a bug.

[Schlatt]

Oh, does that scare you?

[Pokimane]

No, it just stole me to handle it. Hold on.

[Schlatt]

I think there's.

[Pokimane]

Let me just.

[Ted Nivison]

Let me just.

[Schlatt]

There's a fan directly in front of me.

[Ted Nivison]

I'm so sorry.

[Schlatt]

Wait. That smells fantastic.

[Pokimane]

Fresh outdoor scent.

[Schlatt]

Wow.

[Ted Nivison]

There was a cockroach in here earlier, and I got it, and then I entombed it under a water bottle.

[Schlatt]

You got it? It's right there.

[Ted Nivison]

What?

[Schlatt]

He's striking.

[Ted Nivison]

He's still there.

[Schlatt]

Can we pick him up? Yeah, sure.

[Ted Nivison]

I'll use this.

[Schlatt]

Oh, he's so little.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah, yeah, I rated him.

[Schlatt]

He's dead, bro.

[Pokimane]

No.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah, he's dead. He's dead big time.

[Schlatt]

He's out of here. I wish him a good life.

[Pokimane]

So have you tried acute cocaine?

[Schlatt]

No. Honestly, the selling points of cocaine don't sound that great.

[Ted Nivison]

I mean, if I were to have.

[Schlatt]

Tried it, you probably wouldn't recommend it, right?

[Ted Nivison]

I wouldn't. Because being someone with adhd, it's like.

[Schlatt]

Why do I feel like I've heard you say this before?

[Ted Nivison]

We may have spoken about the. The hypothetical situation. If I had tried cocaine before where, you know, hypothetically, I would imagine that it would give you some post. Chemically. Post nasal drip. And hypothetically, it would be the effects of ADHD medicine, but for like 15.

[Schlatt]

Minutes, I've heard you say this exact thing. Minus the post nasal drip.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah.

[Schlatt]

Guys, this dog is shivering. Yeah, I'm calling PETA.

[Ted Nivison]

It's. Well, because it runs on a gas engine.

[Pokimane]

It's a four stroke in there.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah.

[Pokimane]

Not very efficient.

[Schlatt]

I'm tired of hearing you talk about stroking. It's kind of like.

[Ted Nivison]

It's like a. It's like a weed whacker. It's like a two cycle engine.

[Schlatt]

This dog is so cute, but like shivering, content.

[Ted Nivison]

You like that?

[Schlatt]

Yeah. You like that?

[Ted Nivison]

I like that.

[Pokimane]

I feel like I could do coke and probably benefit from it. Why?

[Ted Nivison]

Tell me, what do you think about heroin?

[Pokimane]

Oh, on the Pokimane episode.

[Ted Nivison]

Well, heroin's different than coming how it feels like coming.

[Pokimane]

I bet.

[Schlatt]

You bet?

[Pokimane]

I don't know. I'm just saying. Heroin has been described to me by several people as the most amazing feeling in the world.

[Schlatt]

But would you say that.

[Pokimane]

I don't know. I all.

[Schlatt]

I. I really don't want to find out. Don't you guys think life is hard enough?

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah.

[Pokimane]

Yeah. It's so hard.

[Ted Nivison]

Being a YouTuber, being on a podcast.

[Schlatt]

Is definitely not the hardest.

[Pokimane]

Us three definitely have it pretty rough.

[Ted Nivison]

We're. We're. We are God's strongest warriors.

[Schlatt]

We're some brave soldier, though.

[Ted Nivison]

But Sean was saying the other day that he thinks that he could. Could try cocaine or heroin, try heroin once and like not get addicted to it.

[Schlatt]

Do you know the amount of people I hear talk like that? It's so odd.

[Ted Nivison]

Well, yeah, what I was telling him was, I was like, they're like, definitely not me.

[Schlatt]

Like, it's not. Yeah.

[Ted Nivison]

Addicted to heroin, you know, it's.

[Schlatt]

It's not like a. Some things are chemically addictive, not like mentally addictive.

[Ted Nivison]

It's like you do it once. Your body needs that forever.

[Pokimane]

No, it doesn't.

[Ted Nivison]

Yes.

[Schlatt]

Well, there's just a high likelihood. Forever.

[Ted Nivison]

Yes. You think that you can poison your. Your Emersonian veins with heroin?

[Pokimane]

Maybe I'll do it in the club.

[Schlatt]

Guys. Is this dog dying?

[Ted Nivison]

No.

[Pokimane]

No.

[Ted Nivison]

I don't know if they both. They both kind of have a little. Well, actually, you know what? This one got something dropped on its foot.

[Schlatt]

It's like malfunctioning in this studio.

[Ted Nivison]

So whenever it's in this studio, it's nervous. It's nervous.

[Schlatt]

Maybe. I got you.

[Pokimane]

This one's chilling. Chilling big time. This one.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah. This one doesn't care. No, it's chilling.

[Schlatt]

It's big. Chilling.

[Pokimane]

Juno loves me, but.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah, for chocolate. Yeah. No, chocolate's coming to a close.

[Schlatt]

Why? Listen, and if you don't have a good reason beyond. I don't feel like doing it anymore because my life is so hard and I want to go try heroin.

[Ted Nivison]

He wants to retire.

[Schlatt]

Ted won't jack off with me anymore. Like, just make some shit up. Come on, Excite the people.

[Pokimane]

So we have to keep doing it?

[Schlatt]

No, no, like, make up a good reason.

[Pokimane]

Oh, make up a good reason why isn't it?

[Schlatt]

I just feel like we've really. We've done the thing. I feel very satisfied with the episodes we've had.

[Ted Nivison]

Honestly, I do.

[Schlatt]

I'm tired of making up bits. I got no more creative juice. Like, what is the reason?

[Ted Nivison]

I mean, do you guys know that meme that we're excited about?

[Schlatt]

What was the race act? Do you know that meme?

[Ted Nivison]

I don't think so.

[Schlatt]

Girl humor.

[Ted Nivison]

Wait, maybe. Is it a TikTok based one? Like a sound?

[Schlatt]

I mean, it's on TikTok for sure.

[Ted Nivison]

Oh, well, to answer your question, though, I would say one of the things that I'm at least excited about is that we're. Have we got this final chocolate week? We got some great guests. We got Pokemon.

[Schlatt]

Hell, yeah. And I'm far from the most.

[Ted Nivison]

We've been doing this podcast for almost four years. It's just getting on. Four years.

[Pokimane]

And, like, that's amazing.

[Ted Nivison]

I think it would be cool to, you know, to finish the project. Like, I don't think in the whole time that we've been doing this, have we ever done a project and had it finished properly.

[Pokimane]

No. And I think the worst way for projects to end is some kind of, like, death knell where they just kind of fizzle out and you still try and cling to the hype that it once had.

[Schlatt]

Oh, I know what you mean.

[Pokimane]

This would be a really. A really cool way to, like, close the book on something and with a bang and have it live on its.

[Ted Nivison]

Own, just kindly in the minds of those who watched it. And it's not like we're deleting everything. We're not dishonest.

[Schlatt]

No, Very, very well put. Well said. I think we kind of need to normalize just stopping certain types of content. Sometimes it's okay. End on a high note.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah, exactly.

[Schlatt]

If you feel satisfied with what you've done.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah. I think that the Chuckle Sandwich name is. Has in many ways. I mean, when it's a mixture of, you know, like, we've done been doing it for almost a full like, we did a full tour. We were freshmen, then we were sophomores, then we were juniors, and then we were seniors. We're in our senior year. We're on senior slide right now.

[Pokimane]

We're coaster.

[Ted Nivison]

We're in the. Honestly right now. This is the final.

[Schlatt]

Is there a term for it?

[Ted Nivison]

Senior slide.

[Schlatt]

No, no, no. There's another one. Senioritis. Right. I remember.

[Pokimane]

But that's like.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah. The first episode, Mogulam debuted on January 30th of 2021.

[Schlatt]

Amazing. Almost where it then went on to become the podcast we know and love today.

[Pokimane]

If we do it for another year, that might change.

[Schlatt]

Understandable.

[Pokimane]

Let's just end it on a high note.

[Schlatt]

If you're happy with it and you're both happy to end it out. That's a beautiful.

[Ted Nivison]

People in our Reddit.

[Schlatt]

You guys should really celebrate. Really?

[Ted Nivison]

Oh, yeah.

[Schlatt]

They're being bratty.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah, they get bratty.

[Schlatt]

Say more.

[Ted Nivison]

They. They.

[Schlatt]

I mean, people all over Reddit are. Brad.

[Ted Nivison]

Well, at first they were like fan art and stuff, and now every episode they're like, Yeah, I don't really like Tucker's tone in the last episode.

[Pokimane]

I feel like he was the one I loved. Was. I don't think their jokes have been funny recently.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah, there was. Yeah, there was one that was just. Yeah, I just didn't like it this time. Why are you watching? Why'd you come to complain about what? Are we just gonna be like, all right, we're gonna turn up the joke. Funny level, brother.

[Schlatt]

You know, as shitty as it is to read comments like that, I also think sometimes those are the people that love you the most.

[Ted Nivison]

Okay, that's fair.

[Pokimane]

Has been looking really overweight recently.

[Schlatt]

That's one of the comments.

[Pokimane]

Oh, yeah.

[Ted Nivison]

Oh, they got really concerned. They were like, I think you look just fine. I'm worried that he's. I'm a Schlatt.

[Schlatt]

Oh, I think you look just fine.

[Pokimane]

Well, I've been cutting down recently, but whenever the cameras are on, I still have to drink this.

[Schlatt]

Why?

[Ted Nivison]

Because he has to. It's in his contract.

[Schlatt]

Really?

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah.

[Schlatt]

You guys have contracts?

[Pokimane]

Yeah.

[Schlatt]

It's not just, like a handshake deal?

[Pokimane]

No, no, it's.

[Ted Nivison]

He's locked in. We do have tech. We definitely do have an ad contract. That's one code. We don't have a. That would be fun.

[Schlatt]

Are the ads on podcast?

[Ted Nivison]

Sorry?

[Schlatt]

Are the ads on podcasts good?

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah, they're pretty good. They keep the lights on, I would say.

[Schlatt]

You guys got a great studio, a great team. I like it.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah, we got we got over there. He's beautiful. He's natural. We got Emma, the editor. We got a beautiful producer. Our cherub.

[Schlatt]

Yes. Yeah, I hear his tone isn't always, you know, apparently.

[Ted Nivison]

Well, yeah, no, sometimes he gets a little bit bratty as well, and we have to, like. We gotta smack him around, keep him in line.

[Schlatt]

Also, this is an hour plus long content. Oh, sometimes the tone's not gonna be perfect.

[Ted Nivison]

Oh, are you gonna tickle me again?

[Schlatt]

Tickle. Or give him a spanking?

[Pokimane]

Can you do that to.

[Schlatt]

Nevermind tickle or the spank.

[Ted Nivison]

Don't come behind me.

[Schlatt]

Not the audible gulp. Would you actually want to spank?

[Ted Nivison]

Sorry about that.

[Schlatt]

I think Schlatt wants a spanking.

[Ted Nivison]

You want a spanking?

[Pokimane]

Not from you. Okay, all right. We weren't gonna talk about that.

[Schlatt]

He.

[Ted Nivison]

No, no, no. Gun. Gun. Done.

[Pokimane]

Oh, dude, it fizzled.

[Schlatt]

The dog is shivering.

[Pokimane]

Fizzles out. They changed water bottles, man.

[Schlatt]

Oh, it doesn't do it anymore. No, guys, please, not around the dog.

[Pokimane]

I'm sorry.

[Schlatt]

That's right.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah, that dog probably. I hope it didn't piss itself on you.

[Schlatt]

It calmed down a little when he did that.

[Ted Nivison]

Oh, okay. So it needs chaos to survive.

[Schlatt]

No, no. When you pet. Not. Not during. It was freaking out during the chaos.

[Ted Nivison]

But so in response to what we.

[Schlatt]

Were talking about earlier, all that aside.

[Ted Nivison]

All that aside, like, where in. Where do you see yourself? Like, I don't know, five years, 10 years.

[Schlatt]

I just started a podcast, so maybe in five years we'll also stop it.

[Ted Nivison]

In five years.

[Schlatt]

Four or five years, whatever. Okay, well, just.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah, that's just by. That's just you too, right? Or do you have any?

[Schlatt]

Yeah. So I did a solo podcast on Spotify, and then I am now doing a podcast on YouTube with Lily. It's called the Sweet and Sour Podcast. Guess which one I am.

[Pokimane]

And that's good.

[Schlatt]

I like it.

[Ted Nivison]

Lock it in.

[Schlatt]

Lock it in. I'm definitely. And because I be doing both.

[Ted Nivison]

So that solo one, is that not happening anymore?

[Schlatt]

No, I did that for a season. And honestly, at some point, it's just like, I ain't got more to say.

[Pokimane]

Start feeling a little crazy.

[Schlatt]

I've told all my stories. I've said all my things. Yeah, four episodes in.

[Ted Nivison]

Wow, look at that.

[Pokimane]

What do you guys talk about? Crazy dating stories.

[Schlatt]

We talk about so many different things.

[Ted Nivison]

I like the. I like the art.

[Schlatt]

We do this thing where we go from topic A to B, C, D, E. Didn't finish A, and then. Well, yeah, you know how it goes.

[Ted Nivison]

Wait, so you See, so for example.

[Schlatt]

Last episode, at some point we spoke for maybe a minute and a half about religion and then we started talking about boobs. And after boobs, maybe we would talk about something we did in high school and we just don't fully finish some of the topics.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah.

[Schlatt]

And maybe we go back to them, maybe we don't.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah, no, I. I can understand very.

[Schlatt]

ADHD train of thought.

[Ted Nivison]

Oh, surely, like after. After all these years. A lot of what we do, like a lot of time. We used to often do episodes where we would kind of just talk about what's happening in our lives and just kind of go off the cuff and riff. But nowadays nothing happens. Well, things happen, but it's. I don't know, these days it's more like we'll choose a topic beforehand. Like a game that we play. Like a. Would you rather. Or like. Or fucking. I don't know, a tier list or something. And we'll do that. And that makes for doing it every week.

[Schlatt]

It makes it a bit easier.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah, it makes. It takes a little bit of the pressure off. Especially if you're trying to do other work on the. Yeah. On the side and stuff like that. But I mean, how was. I was doing that solo one that, that I remember when you released that. I was like, man, I don't know if I could do a solo one where I'm.

[Schlatt]

Well, to be fair, I also stream for like hours a day.

[Ted Nivison]

Right.

[Schlatt]

So it's experienced. Yet I am an experience yapper. So it's less so about the talking to myself. That I can do just fine. Oh my gosh. You're doing better. That I can do just fine. It's more so coming up with a worthwhile topic every week and then planning out an entire episode. It almost feels like you're doing an hour long monologue. If I just get on the mic and yap about it.

[Ted Nivison]

Watch out. Oh my God. What was that?

[Schlatt]

You guys really do have a lot of bugs here.

[Ted Nivison]

It was a roach. Was it really?

[Schlatt]

The dog is not vibing with the raid.

[Ted Nivison]

It's not out of the corner. My eye. Wait, we finish what you're saying.

[Schlatt]

Oh, yeah. So I could yap for an hour about anything, whatever. But I. I tried to do more structured episodes and for an hour plus, it was like doing a video essay. It was very difficult.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah, I can imagine. Because you don't really have like another.

[Schlatt]

Anyone to bounce ideas off of.

[Ted Nivison]

It's like twice as much talking as normally.

[Schlatt]

Yeah. Versus with Lily. We can just have like a list of Topics.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah.

[Schlatt]

And bounce off of each other infinitely, to be honest.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah. It makes a lot easier now.

[Schlatt]

Yeah. And she's a great conversationalist.

[Pokimane]

Is that in person too?

[Schlatt]

The podcast? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not remote. Currently. We have a cute little set.

[Pokimane]

Oh, it's cool.

[Schlatt]

We're kind of. Yeah.

[Ted Nivison]

I want to.

[Schlatt]

Adjusting things.

[Ted Nivison]

Okay. Is that a lot?

[Pokimane]

Is that a togo? That's a togo chair.

[Schlatt]

Yeah, I have. I have one.

[Pokimane]

You have a togo?

[Schlatt]

Yeah.

[Pokimane]

You got two togos?

[Schlatt]

We got two togos.

[Pokimane]

Hold on.

[Ted Nivison]

Zoom out.

[Pokimane]

What's that? Coffee table.

[Ted Nivison]

He doesn't have control over the.

[Pokimane]

What's that Coffee table.

[Schlatt]

Dude, the lighting.

[Pokimane]

Is that a Noguchi?

[Ted Nivison]

Is that a Noguchi?

[Schlatt]

I couldn't tell you.

[Ted Nivison]

No Gucci from.

[Schlatt]

We left a.

[Ted Nivison]

No Gucci from Design within Reach.

[Pokimane]

Look that up, Tucker.

[Schlatt]

Oh, yes, Gucci.

[Pokimane]

I love those dollar coffee table.

[Schlatt]

No, no, I think we got. Not the.

[Pokimane]

Oh, you got the dupe.

[Schlatt]

Yeah, but don't tell anyone.

[Ted Nivison]

Do you want me to bleep it out the amount that he says?

[Schlatt]

Sure.

[Ted Nivison]

Who's that dog?

[Schlatt]

That's. They're both Lily's dogs.

[Ted Nivison]

Oh, they're cute.

[Schlatt]

They're so cute.

[Ted Nivison]

The hell? We were actually talking about your. Your pets the other day.

[Schlatt]

Oh, yeah.

[Ted Nivison]

We were talking about how you have one of your cats is like the. Is like that girl cat from the Aristocrat cat.

[Schlatt]

Yeah. Oh, accurate. Yeah, accurate.

[Ted Nivison]

There's like a very rich cat, very regal.

[Schlatt]

She bougie.

[Ted Nivison]

Look at her. A beautiful, beautiful cat. I remember when I. I think the last time I ever saw this cat was when I. When I came to do that. Have you tried the meatloaf for the. For the million subscriber video?

[Schlatt]

Yeah.

[Ted Nivison]

And I saw that cat and I was like, that is like, it looks like not a real cat.

[Schlatt]

Which one? Bo or Mimi?

[Ted Nivison]

The. The one that's the Pokemon's gorgeous cat, Mimi, I guess.

[Schlatt]

Oh, oh, the white one.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah. That doesn't look like a real cat. That looks like it was made in a lab.

[Schlatt]

I know what you mean. Sometimes I look at her and I'm like, how does it feel to be genetically blessed? And she just stares back with no thoughts in her mind. What's her personality aside from feed me human? She is. Do you guys know the term tsundere?

[Ted Nivison]

I don't know what you just said.

[Schlatt]

Oh, you don't watch anime tsundere? Yeah.

[Pokimane]

No.

[Schlatt]

Oh, you've been practicing your anime thighs titty man, and you don't watch anime?

[Pokimane]

No, I don't watch anime. I mean, I watch anime Listen, I am.

[Ted Nivison]

I don't watch, like, Slice of Life anime, though. This sounds like a Slice of Life term.

[Schlatt]

Maybe it's. It's kind of a term.

[Ted Nivison]

Oh, okay.

[Schlatt]

There's a T for a character development process that depicts a character with an initially harsh personality who gradually reveals a warmer, friendlier side over time. So someone who's a little. Maybe, like, cautious. Like, if you come at her, she'll be like, stop. But if you warm up to her, oh, she's so loving.

[Ted Nivison]

Okay.

[Schlatt]

She's so needy. She just wants love, but she wants it from someone that she considers safe and trustworthy, you know?

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah.

[Schlatt]

You have to approach her the right way. Some cats. Some cats you can approach. However, with her, you need to be. You need to let her smell you. And they need to be like, do you want to be Peter? And if she vibes with it, then you go. If she's not vibing. Yeah. And if she's not vibing, do not go, because she will.

[Ted Nivison]

I saw a tweet recently that was, like, about a woman who was saying that she doesn't trust men who don't like cats. Because cats are, like, a pretty solid indication of how good a man is with consent.

[Schlatt]

Because I've seen that too.

[Ted Nivison]

Because you have to like.

[Schlatt]

And in a lot of ways, I kind of get it.

[Ted Nivison]

I think I agree, too, Tucker. You like cats. I'm neutral.

[Schlatt]

Oh, that was a no. He said, I don't like cats, and I don't like consent. I don't like that.

[Pokimane]

I feel like I'm the biggest weeaboo in the world that doesn't give a single about anime.

[Schlatt]

Have you watched any?

[Ted Nivison]

Nope.

[Pokimane]

Bakugan in second grade.

[Ted Nivison]

Battle Brawler.

[Schlatt]

You haven't watched any?

[Pokimane]

No.

[Ted Nivison]

Interest anime.

[Schlatt]

You?

[Ted Nivison]

I have, yeah.

[Schlatt]

Which.

[Ted Nivison]

Which ones? Yeah, I've seen. For some reason. The first thing I thought was the Madoka Magica, like, the Magical Girl show.

[Schlatt]

That's Lily's favorite.

[Ted Nivison]

I think that one's crazy. That one, like, that one was like. I was like, holy shit. This sounds like a horrible existence. I want to die. I don't know. I've seen One Piece. I've seen.

[Pokimane]

You've seen One Piece?

[Schlatt]

All of them crazy.

[Pokimane]

You can't say that.

[Ted Nivison]

Like, I'm, like, parking on Wano right now. Wano arc.

[Pokimane]

There are thousands of those, man.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah, I know. I've been working on it for, like, three years.

[Schlatt]

Thinking about all the One Piece episodes makes me dizzy.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah.

[Schlatt]

It is a feat to watch them all. Like, you should put that on your resume.

[Ted Nivison]

Genuinely I'll like go into it and do it for a little while. But like, there's so many like arcs where it's just like a whole episode of seven just running that like, they really. When they finish it, they really need to like release a super cut of it where it's cut down.

[Schlatt]

Oh, I. I would watch that.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah, they could. They could get that whole series done. Like the anime version in like half the time. With the amount of time that there's just scenes of people just running and it's like, it's.

[Schlatt]

I feel so much. They must be making a lot of adsense though. You know what I mean?

[Ted Nivison]

I. In a manner of speaking, it was. Yes, I know. I don't. They gotta be making cash.

[Schlatt]

Exactly.

[Ted Nivison]

I don't know what other show.

[Schlatt]

I mean, do you guys watch a.

[Ted Nivison]

Lot of Assassination class? Or maybe you've seen that?

[Schlatt]

No. You don't watch TV?

[Pokimane]

No, not really. I watch YouTube. I got good Mythical Morning on my screen. I got Smosh on my screen and I got Idiots in Cars, Car Crash Compilations.

[Schlatt]

That sounds like a good representation of your personality.

[Pokimane]

And yeah, once every two months for 15 days straight, I'm up at 3:00 in the morning watching professional sumo.

[Schlatt]

Why? That's my favorite sport. Is that like when they have the tournament?

[Pokimane]

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's the bosses. Yeah. I've started staying up and watching the actual live streams. Oh, yeah.

[Schlatt]

I want to try sumo wrestling.

[Ted Nivison]

Real. I've done it before.

[Schlatt]

Really?

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah.

[Schlatt]

How was it?

[Ted Nivison]

Exhausting. It was really, really exhausting. It seems like it's easier than it is.

[Pokimane]

That belt.

[Ted Nivison]

It's like. It seems like it's like. Oh, just pushing. No, no. Oh my.

[Pokimane]

This technique and stuff.

[Schlatt]

I've done it with like the inflatable things.

[Pokimane]

Nothing like it. I mean, nothing like it. You. You don't know real sumo until you've had that Moashi.

[Schlatt]

I definitely don't know real.

[Ted Nivison]

That moment where I'm going against your video. Yeah. Pulled out. What? Nice.

[Pokimane]

Don't drink that water anymore.

[Schlatt]

Oh, it's only a little bit. You might as well.

[Ted Nivison]

Before we get away from the top, what is your favorite anime?

[Schlatt]

I don't know if I have a favorite anymore because a lot of my.

[Ted Nivison]

Favorites I watched a bunch.

[Schlatt]

Yeah, I mean, if you name a bunch, I've probably watched a bunch. I watch all the recent ones, like Jujutsu Kaisen.

[Ted Nivison]

Okay.

[Schlatt]

Chainsaw Man.

[Ted Nivison]

Nice.

[Schlatt]

Demon Slayer.

[Ted Nivison]

Nice, man.

[Schlatt]

You know, it's crazy.

[Ted Nivison]

A lot of people don't like Demon Slayer, but I feel Like, I like.

[Schlatt]

Demon Slayer, season one.

[Ted Nivison]

Yes. Yep.

[Schlatt]

Some of the future seasons. Why are the titties doing all that?

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah.

[Schlatt]

Too much.

[Pokimane]

What are they doing?

[Schlatt]

Too much.

[Ted Nivison]

Okay, here I go.

[Schlatt]

Whoa.

[Ted Nivison]

There's me going against.

[Schlatt]

It's. Why are the butt cheeks out?

[Pokimane]

It's all tradition. It's all tradition.

[Schlatt]

Yeah, but where does the tradition come from?

[Pokimane]

Years ago, probably.

[Schlatt]

Oh. Did it feel like a warm hug? A little bit.

[Ted Nivison]

No, it's not. Like a big, sweaty man. Yeah, that was unmovable. Yeah, I moved him a little bit. This guy on the. On the right there, that was like. He started really talking me up. He was like, you know, if we get you in here and we get. Just training, you could be like, one of the next great American sumo wrestlers.

[Schlatt]

Wait. That's so cute.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah, no, I was pretty hyped up, and I was like, but I don't know if I want to.

[Pokimane]

No, you don't want to do that to your body.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah, but it was. It was. It was. It was tough. It was tough, but it was the hardest challenge of my life, according to my title that I put up there.

[Schlatt]

Good title.

[Pokimane]

I love this shit.

[Schlatt]

Would you drink that?

[Ted Nivison]

$10.

[Schlatt]

$10 25.

[Ted Nivison]

Let me look at the. Let me look at the.

[Pokimane]

It's only flying insects. This isn't like the hornet spray.

[Ted Nivison]

Mm.

[Pokimane]

Flying insect. And it smells fresh outdoors.

[Ted Nivison]

Wait a second. You're a criminal.

[Schlatt]

What do you mean?

[Ted Nivison]

It is a violation of federal law to use this product in a manner inconsistent with its labeling. Am I a bug?

[Schlatt]

There were bugs everywhere. There were.

[Ted Nivison]

Am I a flying insect?

[Schlatt]

There were bugs.

[Pokimane]

You act like one sometimes. There's one right now. No, no, I can't believe.

[Schlatt]

The thing is, the fan just makes it go not at all where you want it to go, but it's eating.

[Ted Nivison]

By the end of the day, we're.

[Schlatt]

Literally, like, halfway through. What if I took a bathroom break?

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah, okay. Yeah, we can. We can take a quick break.

[Schlatt]

Yippee. Kooky beans.

[Ted Nivison]

Oh, you did say that earlier, didn't you?

[Schlatt]

I've been saying kooky beans.

[Ted Nivison]

I like that.

[Schlatt]

He is a little kooky beans.

[Ted Nivison]

Yes, he is. Like, if. Sometimes he'll get. Do this whole maniacal laugh thing.

[Schlatt]

Okay, not now. He's not doing it. This is the same guy who made up a whole fake scenario where he taught you how to jack off. That's crazy.

[Pokimane]

Fake, Fake.

[Schlatt]

No, make. I said a whole make scenario where he taught you.

[Ted Nivison]

You're incredible. That was good. Thank you.

[Schlatt]

Alternatively, take. Because you were taking along.

[Ted Nivison]

Taking Virginity zero, as opposed to virginity one. Everybody knows when you learn to jack, it was the first time. That's your first virginity.

[Schlatt]

I've never heard of that.

[Ted Nivison]

I'm making it up right now.

[Pokimane]

Dude.

[Ted Nivison]

Dude. What? It's not. It's not like a. Like a. It's not like a alien, like a face hugger or something. That's how Schlatt would have reacted if he was an alien.

[Schlatt]

Oh, my goodness. Very cute.

[Ted Nivison]

So you've got. So you've got your. Your podcast. How long do you think you would keep. Because, for example, like, someone like Ludwig, he's like, he's been very clear about the fact that, like, you know, he's only gonna do this for, like, until a certain age. Like, he's like, only got like, like three or two or three years.

[Schlatt]

Notice Ludwig keeps saying that and then he keeps extending the age.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah. Because he's addicted. He's an addict.

[Schlatt]

He's gonna keep extending the age. So for me, it's like, there's no use in me predicting what I'll be doing from three to. In three to five years. Sure. I have some general goals.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah.

[Schlatt]

You know, I would like to, in the next five years, take some sort of step in the direction of perhaps being married or having a family. You know, I think that's. That's probably one of the only three to five year goals that I have. Aside from that, I'm like, work. It depends what ends up interesting me or peaking my passions. I'll explore stuff. Maybe I'll get bored of some things. We're so lucky to be able to kind of just like creatively pursue whatever we want.

[Ted Nivison]

Oh, yeah, no, I've been doing that lately. I've just been like, going and trying little things.

[Schlatt]

And you've been stopping this.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pokimane]

It's funny you say that. As the podcast is ending. We are lucky. We can do what we enjoy.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Schlatt]

I'm sensing some tension.

[Ted Nivison]

I don't know what he. I don't know what he's like.

[Pokimane]

I don't know.

[Ted Nivison]

I can tell he's like implying something, but I don't know what he's implying.

[Schlatt]

He's implying he doesn't like this anymore. Yeah, he likes this. This episode's great, right?

[Ted Nivison]

He's having a good time.

[Pokimane]

This has been good.

[Schlatt]

Wait, he meant that?

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah, he did. He did.

[Schlatt]

Sometimes, you know, it's very hard to tell whether you hate a person.

[Ted Nivison]

Oh, I don't think that he really hates many people at all.

[Schlatt]

Can you name one?

[Pokimane]

And we can Believe Andrew Cuomo.

[Ted Nivison]

I knew it was.

[Pokimane]

Oh, he was the former governor of New York who killed my grandmother.

[Ted Nivison]

That's why I reacted to the chomo Cuomo, because I thought it was your grandma.

[Pokimane]

Yeah. His policies resulted directly in her death and the deaths of tens of thousands of other seniors in nursing homes.

[Schlatt]

What did he do?

[Ted Nivison]

He.

[Pokimane]

He. When the hospitals were getting overflowed, he sent people with COVID to tell the nurses.

[Ted Nivison]

Every single person that comes on the podcast.

[Schlatt]

Well, clearly this is very impactful.

[Pokimane]

She roped you into this man.

[Schlatt]

Is he a chomo? Is Cuomo a chomo?

[Pokimane]

No, his brother is.

[Ted Nivison]

Is he?

[Pokimane]

Oh, no.

[Schlatt]

So this is the non chomo.

[Pokimane]

Just a movie.

[Ted Nivison]

Okay. Oh, yeah. No, no. Yeah, yeah.

[Pokimane]

Allegedly. Just the newscaster. Yeah.

[Schlatt]

Ew.

[Ted Nivison]

Something Cuomo. The. The rivers. Right.

[Schlatt]

I don't like that. Sorry about your grandma.

[Ted Nivison]

Look up.

[Schlatt]

Anyone else you hate?

[Pokimane]

Not as much as that man.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah. Chris Cuomo. This guy. CNN fired him because he was sexual harassment. Yeah. He's a sexual harasser guy. Yeah.

[Pokimane]

I don't think there's a. A person.

[Schlatt]

I don't like how his face looks AI generated.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah, definitely. Yeah. It looks like he's saying like, chum, chuma, choma. Give me the choma. Give me that chuma. I'm Chris Karma. Give me.

[Pokimane]

They kill them in prison. They're like, fair games.

[Schlatt]

Really?

[Pokimane]

Yeah. Chomo is like scum of the earth. Even to prisoners. They're like, you deserve to die. And they often kill them just flat out. And the guards don't even care because they know that that's a chomo.

[Ted Nivison]

Chomo passed.

[Pokimane]

Chomo passed.

[Schlatt]

You've been to jail?

[Pokimane]

No.

[Schlatt]

How do you know?

[Pokimane]

I mean, there's several tiktokers I follow that tell stories about when they were in prison.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah, there's a lot. Yeah.

[Schlatt]

I love being out here on stuff, talk to. Yeah, yeah, I've heard those things too. Yeah, I've heard those things too.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah.

[Schlatt]

Should we go to jail just to see.

[Ted Nivison]

We could. We could. We could do you know what they should do? That's a good stream show. Just thought of it right now.

[Pokimane]

Jail.

[Ted Nivison]

No. You know that thing where the thing where it's like scared shitless or whatever. They. They take scared straight. Like juvenile. They're scared straight. And they take like kids that are like, in juvie or like, are gonna.

[Schlatt]

Ah, yes. And they bring them to jail. They can be like, this is how you do that.

[Ted Nivison]

But bring streamers in. I would do that and have some guy screaming in his face.

[Schlatt]

I would actually go to jail for a day only, please.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah. Beyond scared. Oh, beyond scared Straight. Geez. Yeah. Series. Yeah. Brings. Bring. Bring streamers into.

[Schlatt]

There used to be some crazy tv, you know, we used to have Beyond Scared Straight where we just put people in jail for a day just. Just to spook them.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah.

[Schlatt]

And now we have, like. Like, I don't know, MILF Manor.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah. MILF Manor.

[Schlatt]

Come on.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah, we watched it.

[Pokimane]

Is that a real thing?

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah.

[Schlatt]

You haven't. How have I heard of MILF Manor and you haven't heard of Milk?

[Pokimane]

I don't watch.

[Schlatt]

That concerns me deeply about myself.

[Pokimane]

I don't watch the television.

[Schlatt]

So what is it.

[Ted Nivison]

What is it about milfs that interests you so much? Pokemon.

[Schlatt]

Who said I was interested in Milk?

[Ted Nivison]

You said you loved Milkman.

[Schlatt]

I did not even say I loved it. Wow. Putting words in my mouth. Just like all these kooky beans articles. No, Milk Manor is just. It's. Do you guys know the concept? I. Clearly you don't.

[Ted Nivison]

I imagine that it's sort of like a manor filled with moms that I'd like to.

[Schlatt]

Oh, so you would like to.

[Ted Nivison]

Well, no, that's part of the name. Pokimane.

[Pokimane]

Is it? Like Jersey Shore, but with.

[Schlatt]

All right, well, let me tell you, okay? It's a dating show slash concept, okay? Where there are a bunch of quote unquote milfs, okay? And you have these young men coming in to date and pursue the MILFs. So let's say six MILFs, six young men, okay? You're like, oh, what's gonna happen? This is such an interesting age gap dynamic. Boom, plot twist. All the young men are the milf. Milf's sons.

[Ted Nivison]

What?

[Pokimane]

Huh?

[Schlatt]

Yes. So they're all pursuing the other MILFs, but it's also like the MILF and her son are all in this house, Right?

[Pokimane]

That's fucked up.

[Schlatt]

Is this not really crazy television?

[Ted Nivison]

Season two is different. Season two. So it was meant to be a. It's a surprise where it's like, your.

[Schlatt]

Mom saw you, Son.

[Ted Nivison]

What are you doing here?

[Schlatt]

Yes.

[Pokimane]

That reminds me of this tweet I saw years ago that was like, they should make a show where they get 10 straight guys in a house and they're all pretending to be gay. And the goal of the show is for them collectively to find the straight one. So they're all trying to. They all think that they're the odd man out, and so the entire time they're just being as gay as they can to not get caught. All 10 of them.

[Schlatt]

How far will they go? Dude, that sounds like a crazy jubilee video.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah, yeah, that. That. That's wild.

[Schlatt]

Or the cut. I don't even know which.

[Ted Nivison]

That'd be really good. I'd like that a lot.

[Schlatt]

You would? Whoa, he likes that.

[Ted Nivison]

Whoa.

[Pokimane]

I like that. I'd be watching.

[Schlatt]

That was pretty good.

[Pokimane]

I'll watch that.

[Schlatt]

That was your best. I like that. Yes.

[Ted Nivison]

That was pretty impressive.

[Schlatt]

See, because it came from the heart. It came from the heart. You really like that? Damn.

[Ted Nivison]

No, he does. He does.

[Schlatt]

Yeah. Any other TV shows you guys like? Oh, another one of my favorite animes, Parasite. Kind of old. Really good.

[Ted Nivison]

I've heard.

[Schlatt]

Also one of my favorite movies, Parasite.

[Ted Nivison]

Is that like a 2000s one or something?

[Schlatt]

It's like 2014 or something. That one. But also the movie Parasite's really good.

[Ted Nivison]

Parasite.

[Schlatt]

Yeah. Good content. I'm a TV binger. And if you guys like food, there's this incredible show on Netflix right now called Culinary Wars. It's the closest reality TV show I've like. It's the closest to anime reality TV has ever been.

[Ted Nivison]

Oh, okay.

[Schlatt]

Culinary Class Wars. Yes. So damn good.

[Pokimane]

Wow.

[Schlatt]

I've been binging it. I was. I was even watching it on the way here today.

[Ted Nivison]

Is it true that you can't get, like, if I were to visit Korea, I wouldn't be able to get a taxi.

[Schlatt]

Why?

[Ted Nivison]

I was being told by Peter.

[Schlatt]

That's untrue.

[Ted Nivison]

That I would. I would not have a. I wouldn't get picked up by a taxi.

[Pokimane]

They're not that racist.

[Schlatt]

Wait, do you mean, like a random taxi? Because I think. I think you can get an Uber.

[Ted Nivison]

Well, he was saying that, like.

[Schlatt]

It'D.

[Ted Nivison]

Be like, someone like Sydney would try to get an Uber, and then they would like, cancel on her and not pick her up. And then like, like, Peter would try, and then it would. It would be super easy.

[Schlatt]

Do you mean on the app or physically?

[Ted Nivison]

Maybe the app. Maybe the. I don't know. Honestly, it's. That's what he was telling me. And you've been to Korea before, so.

[Schlatt]

I've gone very recently. Like within the last half a year.

[Ted Nivison]

Man. I want to.

[Schlatt]

I want to check out Korea.

[Ted Nivison]

Damn. Maybe they just. Maybe just like, ah, sarangay.

[Pokimane]

What's better, Korea or Japan?

[Schlatt]

I'm going to Japan next month, so I'll let you know in a month. I haven't been since pre Covid. Wait, what? Are you guys.

[Ted Nivison]

No.

[Schlatt]

Are we all going to Japan?

[Ted Nivison]

He'll be in Africa, but I'm going to be in Africa. I'm going to Kenya.

[Schlatt]

So you'll be there?

[Pokimane]

I'll be there.

[Schlatt]

When?

[Pokimane]

28Th October to 15th November.

[Schlatt]

We'll be there.

[Pokimane]

Yes.

[Schlatt]

Let's do something.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah.

[Schlatt]

Wait, are you trying to go to. No.

[Ted Nivison]

It's just so funny because I agree to this. I agree to this trip with these folks. Like a year ago. We're going to Kenya, and we're gonna go, like, safaris and stuff, and it's gonna be great. But now every single person that has talked to Schlatt since we've been on this thing is also going to Japan. Everyone's going to Japan.

[Pokimane]

Who is also. I forget.

[Ted Nivison]

Someone else is going to Japan. Well, Charlie's going to Japan with you.

[Pokimane]

Charlie? Yes. Slimesicle.

[Schlatt]

Cool.

[Pokimane]

Tommy in it.

[Ted Nivison]

Is he going to Japan?

[Schlatt]

Tommy in it. Let's go.

[Pokimane]

Yeah.

[Schlatt]

Oh, he getting jelly.

[Ted Nivison]

I am.

[Schlatt]

He's jelly.

[Ted Nivison]

Jealous. But we're also going to have a blast on this. It's fine to just. So my emotions are. What? Just go. I know you want to.

[Schlatt]

That ton is.

[Ted Nivison]

I can go to Japan. These are going to Japan every week?

[Pokimane]

Yeah. I've been four times in, like, not even two years. I love it.

[Schlatt]

I can't wait.

[Pokimane]

Have you never been?

[Schlatt]

I. I went pre Covid. So like, five years ago. Very long.

[Ted Nivison]

I'll just go get in the spring blazer.

[Schlatt]

Can we all go up?

[Ted Nivison]

Oh, sure.

[Pokimane]

We might be there.

[Schlatt]

Why not? Relief. Don't worry.

[Ted Nivison]

That makes me feel sorry.

[Schlatt]

Why not go back to Japan?

[Ted Nivison]

I don't know. I don't know. I just.

[Schlatt]

No, this is the only time. And you're missing out.

[Pokimane]

So good, man. I feel so Zen. I'm Zen mode in. In Japan. Oh, oh, oh, There it is. How's that? Raid.

[Ted Nivison]

That's what?

[Schlatt]

Literally, I think I'd rather have Raid. Wait, what do you think objectively would be better?

[Ted Nivison]

It's good. You'll like it.

[Schlatt]

Oh, this tastes like those candies.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah.

[Schlatt]

Or it smells like it. I'm sure it doesn't taste.

[Ted Nivison]

No, it tastes like it too.

[Schlatt]

What are they called? Cinnamon red candies.

[Pokimane]

Hot tamales.

[Schlatt]

I swear they had another word.

[Ted Nivison]

Red hot.

[Pokimane]

Red. Red. Big red. The gum tastes exactly like that.

[Schlatt]

Yes. Yes.

[Ted Nivison]

Like cinnamon gum.

[Schlatt]

Red hot alcoholic.

[Pokimane]

Yeah.

[Ted Nivison]

Come on, give it a try. Atomic Fireball.

[Schlatt]

I'm telling you.

[Pokimane]

Might be Atomic Fireball.

[Ted Nivison]

You don't have to.

[Schlatt]

Me and alcohol, we don't get along.

[Ted Nivison]

Really? So do you. Do you drink that often or are you.

[Pokimane]

You're gonna be the odd man out in Japan.

[Schlatt]

Really?

[Pokimane]

Oh, yeah.

[Schlatt]

Well, there's so Much good food. I'll be drunk off the food.

[Pokimane]

Okay, that's fair. That's fair.

[Schlatt]

No worries.

[Ted Nivison]

He's been learning Japanese in preparation for his trip.

[Schlatt]

Say something. Teach me something.

[Pokimane]

I want to go to Japan.

[Schlatt]

Can you say that again?

[Pokimane]

Yeah, I mean, it's kind of shortening from no, which is a particle for iktegate.

[Ted Nivison]

See, he's actually learning. Yeah, he's like. Because everyone, everyone, the four, the three of them are all staying at my apartment right now. And at the end of the day, he'll be sitting there on his phone and go, duolingo.

[Pokimane]

No, no, no, it's not duolingo. That's so cute. I use pimsleur, which is an audio course, so. Because I care more about speaking than I do about, like, learning. Like, I get you the kanji.

[Schlatt]

You just want to be able to conversate a little bit.

[Pokimane]

Yeah, I want to talk to drunk people at the bar. That's. That's basically it, you know, I'm doing.

[Schlatt]

The same with a more common form of Arabic, which is called Levantes. Yeah. I have a lesson tomorrow every Wednesday, 9am where I conversate with someone.

[Pokimane]

That's really nice.

[Ted Nivison]

Like, because you're from Morocco.

[Schlatt]

It's like a Lebanese. Yeah. So I know the Moroccan dialect, but in Arabic.

[Ted Nivison]

Oh, like you, like, fully fluent. That's sick.

[Schlatt]

I can't read or write Arabic, but I am fluent in the Moroccan.

[Ted Nivison]

Say sentence to that. I want to hear.

[Schlatt]

Yes, I said, what do you want me to say?

[Ted Nivison]

Say. Say. Like, man, it's so fun being on Chuckle Sandwich, the greatest podcast in the.

[Schlatt]

World besides Chuckle Sandwich.

[Ted Nivison]

Wait, so there's no word for chuckle or sandwich?

[Schlatt]

Well, it's a proper name, so you wouldn't.

[Pokimane]

Yeah.

[Schlatt]

And honestly, a lot of stuff, like television. Television, yeah. That's so many things.

[Ted Nivison]

Anime, French, Arabic dialect.

[Schlatt]

Yeah. Well, okay, so Morocco used to be a French colony.

[Ted Nivison]

Right.

[Schlatt]

So the country and the dialect has a lot of French influence. But that's also why sometimes if you speak to other people in Arabic in our dialect, some of the words are kind of weird or confusing.

[Ted Nivison]

Right.

[Schlatt]

So I'm trying to learn a more common dialect, which is like the Lebanese Levantes one. And that's the one that you see online the most. Most. It sounds so nice, people who speak in Lebanese, especially pretty ladies. It sounds gorgeous. You'd probably like it more than French, you know Lebanese. Yeah. Because you said French sounds kind of yuck to you.

[Pokimane]

Oh, yeah.

[Schlatt]

But like Levantes or like Lebanese.

[Ted Nivison]

Do you speak French as well?

[Schlatt]

That I speak fluently. It's actually my first language.

[Ted Nivison]

Your first language is French?

[Schlatt]

Earlier when I said I'm ESL as a like, I meant it.

[Ted Nivison]

Wait, so you're like a polyglot.

[Schlatt]

What's a polyglot?

[Pokimane]

She's like, what did you say? Look at polyglot. Every time she says something, it shocks it. She's a foreigner and it shocks the natives. And then it plays that sound.

[Schlatt]

What's the a person knowing?

[Ted Nivison]

Are you using several languages? You know three languages?

[Schlatt]

Gracias.

[Ted Nivison]

Do you know Spanish, too? Dude, stop. Don't do that to the dog.

[Pokimane]

Butchering him.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah, you are. You're cutting them up into little pieces.

[Pokimane]

No, I'm not.

[Schlatt]

He does look like a little hot dog.

[Ted Nivison]

I don't know.

[Schlatt]

I think they're.

[Ted Nivison]

I think they're like. That one's like a wiener mix.

[Schlatt]

Cute.

[Ted Nivison]

With a chihuahua. I think something like that.

[Schlatt]

Is it shivering less the other one?

[Pokimane]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, they're both chill right now.

[Schlatt]

I was really worried about this one before.

[Pokimane]

That's the same thing. When I'm learning Japanese, it's like, you're a polyglot. Oh, I don't know the word for this, but if I say it with.

[Schlatt]

A slight accent, if I say it, they'll get it.

[Pokimane]

Like a racist person would try and say the word.

[Schlatt]

I kind of get what you mean.

[Pokimane]

What do you think? How do you think you say credit card?

[Schlatt]

Credit. Cardo.

[Pokimane]

Credit or cardo. That's literally how you say it. There's so many words like that.

[Schlatt]

No, it's the same in Arabic. Very, very much so. Like, in my class, I'll be asking, okay, how do you say computer? How do you say anime? How do you say movie? Whatever. And it's all just the word with a slight accent, Literally.

[Ted Nivison]

Would that be it?

[Pokimane]

No.

[Schlatt]

I don't know.

[Pokimane]

Television is tedevi.

[Ted Nivison]

I like that. That sounds like they're saying my name.

[Pokimane]

Maybe it's.

[Schlatt]

Oh, I don't know.

[Ted Nivison]

I used to go. But when I was a kid, I used to go out by Teddy.

[Pokimane]

Ted.

[Schlatt]

My full name is so cute.

[Ted Nivison]

Thank you.

[Schlatt]

Your full name is Theodore?

[Ted Nivison]

My full name is Theodore Kennedy.

[Schlatt]

N. Is Ted typically the nickname for Theodore?

[Ted Nivison]

There's a lot of options. You can go by Teddy. You can go by Theo. You can go by.

[Schlatt]

Yeah, but are some people just called Ted?

[Ted Nivison]

My dad's goes by Ted because I'm a junior.

[Schlatt]

Is he a Theodore?

[Ted Nivison]

He's a theater. I'm a junior.

[Schlatt]

Okay, so is anyone just named Ted? No. Theodore.

[Ted Nivison]

Sometimes they're Edwards, but I don't think those actually count as Teds. And they shouldn't be calling themselves Ted.

[Schlatt]

Why would an Edward become a Ted?

[Pokimane]

Why would a rich guess.

[Ted Nivison]

Your guess is his mind. They're not allowed to do that.

[Schlatt]

I don't think that's completely different.

[Ted Nivison]

But, yeah, no, you know, Theodore is somebody. They just go by Full Theodore or, like, Teddy or Theo.

[Schlatt]

I always wished my name could become a nickname, but, like, Iman E E. No one, Maine, Just Main. Main. Just. No. Yeah.

[Pokimane]

He's got the strongest politician name of all.

[Ted Nivison]

My full name is Theodore Kennedy Nivison Jr. Ted.

[Schlatt]

Theodore Kennedy. Ted Kennedy. That's actually your last name?

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah. Nivison.

[Schlatt]

I didn't know Ted Nivison was, like, your real name.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah, it's not a play on the word television.

[Schlatt]

Damn it.

[Ted Nivison]

What?

[Schlatt]

That kind of freaks me out.

[Ted Nivison]

A lot of people think that. No, I've just.

[Schlatt]

It's kind of like how some people have, like, porn star names. You have, like. Like, a politician name, but it's your real name.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Pokimane]

Jimmy Granger.

[Ted Nivison]

I've always just. I used my. My. No, don't. No, no.

[Schlatt]

What?

[Ted Nivison]

Nothing. Don't worry about it. He was doing Be inappropriate again.

[Pokimane]

This video is electric.

[Ted Nivison]

No.

[Schlatt]

Electric.

[Ted Nivison]

Why?

[Pokimane]

I started using the word because.

[Schlatt]

Are you happy?

[Ted Nivison]

No, he's talking about the thing. He's trying to.

[Pokimane]

There's a video on pornhub.

[Ted Nivison]

No.

[Schlatt]

Oh, I thought he was saying literally, this.

[Ted Nivison]

No, this. This. This. This Pockets is electric. But he's.

[Schlatt]

I mean, like, it's fun, but he said electric.

[Pokimane]

The acting.

[Schlatt]

And now he's just gonna show me something.

[Ted Nivison]

No, no. Do not show Pokemon porn, please.

[Schlatt]

What is it, though?

[Pokimane]

It's called Kimmy Granger likes it rough.

[Schlatt]

And why would I like that?

[Ted Nivison]

Come on.

[Pokimane]

No, it's because I was. We were talking about things that were electric.

[Ted Nivison]

Hmm.

[Schlatt]

And that's what you think of? Yeah, I think of, like, Pikachu.

[Ted Nivison]

And herein lies the reason why this podcast is ending.

[Schlatt]

Oh.

[Pokimane]

He was right there. I almost had him.

[Schlatt]

Oh, the bug. I thought he was just angry.

[Ted Nivison]

So what I was saying was, before I changed it to Ted Nibbeson, I used to go by Jibber. Dad. Jib Jeopard. J E H B E R D E H, Jibberde. It was like a phonetical.

[Schlatt]

Like, it was J. Burdette.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah, it was like. Yeah, it was spelled like that.

[Schlatt]

That's.

[Ted Nivison]

There was. That's one of my old profile pictures. Used to be.

[Schlatt]

Oh, that's funny. Yeah, but that's not great.

[Ted Nivison]

Branding Skinny. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Schlatt]

Because I was like, have you ever heard of Jebber? Duh.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah. I was like, oh. I thought it'd be kind of like Pewdiepie. You know, that was sort of. For some reason, I made it.

[Schlatt]

Pewdiepie is a little easy. Easier to.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah, because I. I used to.

[Schlatt]

Then again, it's not how you spell it.

[Ted Nivison]

When I used to go to summer camp, I used to have this nickname where everyone called me Jebediah. But what I would say, I'll be like. So then I was like, I get it. And then I. So it was like a kind of.

[Schlatt]

What made you switch?

[Ted Nivison]

I. I was like, nobody's gonna know how to spell this. They're not gonna know how to say it. They're not gonna know anything about what it Even spell your current name. It's nonsense. And so I was like, I'm just gonna change it. First and last name, Easy. And then for the rest of time, I realized that everyone thinks that my name is a play on the word television and they don't know how to pronounce my last name. They say Ted. Nivision.

[Schlatt]

Nivision.

[Ted Nivison]

But it's Nivison. Yeah. Nivison, Niver, Sun.

[Schlatt]

Neversun. You wanna know what's crazy?

[Ted Nivison]

What's crazy? Pokemon.

[Schlatt]

Ten plus years ago, when I first made a Twitch account just to watch random streamers, I actually had a brief thought, and I was like, I should make this username something. I kind of like, just in case someday I want to stream or something. Wouldn't that be crazy? And I did Pokimane. Because. Pokemon.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah, because your name is Iman.

[Schlatt]

Yeah.

[Ted Nivison]

And it was Pokemon.

[Schlatt]

But have you ever had that thought before, making a username? I never did with any of my other username.

[Ted Nivison]

Like, you were like, if I ever.

[Schlatt]

Want to stream somebody, I'll be a streamer. Well, that's probably because you thought into it.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah.

[Pokimane]

I think my username has always been jschlatt. Yeah.

[Schlatt]

Literally. What's your name? Who is this?

[Ted Nivison]

Jay Schlatt.

[Pokimane]

Yeah, that's actually my government name right there.

[Schlatt]

What's your actual name?

[Ted Nivison]

Bleep it out, Emma.

[Schlatt]

Yeah, Type it out.

[Pokimane]

I'm just gonna type it.

[Schlatt]

I just want to tell you guys whether he looks like his name. Do you know what I mean?

[Ted Nivison]

I mean, it's. It'll.

[Schlatt]

I think, makes sense. That's not right. You kind of look like your name, but you also kind of don't. Oh, yeah. You look like a Ted.

[Pokimane]

Whoa.

[Ted Nivison]

What does that mean?

[Schlatt]

You're giving Ted?

[Ted Nivison]

Really? Okay.

[Schlatt]

It's not a bad thing to give, though.

[Ted Nivison]

See, here's the one thing I've always. I've always thought, in hindsight, I was like, oh, but what if I stayed with, like, Theo or, like, if I stayed with Teddy or something?

[Schlatt]

I think you're a Theo. I think you're a Ted.

[Pokimane]

Ted or Teddy.

[Schlatt]

Yeah, I like Teddy too. You're a Teddy. If you guys had to rename me, I feel like with Ted, based off how I look, what would you name me?

[Ted Nivison]

Hmm.

[Pokimane]

I'm not really good with names.

[Schlatt]

We'll figure it out. Come up with something. Cook.

[Pokimane]

Gloria.

[Ted Nivison]

That's crazy.

[Schlatt]

I think Sophia. Oh, I like Sophia.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah, that's good.

[Pokimane]

What do you think about Gloria? I don't know.

[Schlatt]

I mean, it's not bad. It's just.

[Ted Nivison]

It's kind of like you ate the word, though, when you said it. You're like Gloria.

[Pokimane]

Okay, you're like, you.

[Ted Nivison]

You. Like.

[Schlatt]

You didn't say it like that.

[Ted Nivison]

You're like Gloria.

[Schlatt]

Give us another question.

[Ted Nivison]

Come on. Patsy, why are you choosing names from 1943?

[Schlatt]

Something. Something a bit more modern. Sir.

[Ted Nivison]

Why are you struggling with this? Just choose a name that's modern at least.

[Pokimane]

Emily.

[Schlatt]

Emily. Like, not Emily, but he was figuring.

[Ted Nivison]

It out as he was saying he meant Emily.

[Schlatt]

It's okay. You can. I think he's gonna malfunction.

[Ted Nivison]

You could be Emily.

[Schlatt]

He's shutting down.

[Ted Nivison]

I feel like you're more. You'd be more of a social media than an Emily, though.

[Schlatt]

I don't think I'm an Emily at all.

[Pokimane]

But, bro, I think you act like a Gloria.

[Ted Nivison]

Come on, dude. What. What. What does that even mean?

[Schlatt]

Don't make me dox you right now.

[Ted Nivison]

What about. What about Sophia? Do you like that one?

[Schlatt]

Sophia's good.

[Ted Nivison]

All right.

[Schlatt]

Sophia's not bad.

[Ted Nivison]

If I had to get. If I had to get another name, what would it be? Gloria.

[Schlatt]

Matt. You kind of look like a Matt.

[Pokimane]

Matt.

[Ted Nivison]

Interesting.

[Pokimane]

Ted and Matt is like the one syllable strong names I think are. Are fitting for you, Matt. Yeah.

[Ted Nivison]

There was a. There was a chance in another world that my mom was gonna name me. Oh, and I'm so glad I didn't end up with the Jared.

[Schlatt]

Yeah, I can kind of see that. A Jared, A Jordan.

[Ted Nivison]

What are you looking up? Oh, there is. There is one.

[Schlatt]

Well, I guess you can't.

[Pokimane]

I think a quick. Like a. Like a quick, confident sounding first name is. Is for you. Like, even Ken, you know?

[Ted Nivison]

Don't do that.

[Pokimane]

Because that's.

[Ted Nivison]

Because that's Ken. That's like oh, Ken.

[Pokimane]

Nothing wrong with Ken.

[Schlatt]

Ken's good.

[Ted Nivison]

Ken Nivison. Why are you looking up these names? I'm just giving you a frame of reference. Frame of reference.

[Schlatt]

He's a cutie. I like him. The second photo is you. Barbie.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah, that's true. And they wrote Ken. That is true.

[Schlatt]

Cute.

[Ted Nivison]

Damn, Schlatt. I think that you could be. I'll take it. Fine. Fine. But I'm. I'm not changing my name. Name.

[Schlatt]

If I had to rename you, I'd give you kind of a kooky name.

[Ted Nivison]

Gunner.

[Schlatt]

Yeah, Gunner.

[Ted Nivison]

Something like G U N N A R a Gunner.

[Schlatt]

Oh, dude, like the glasses. Gunners.

[Ted Nivison]

Is that an. Is that ar? Yeah, that's a name. You want a Gunner? Gunner.

[Schlatt]

I. I agree with you.

[Pokimane]

Gunner Henderson.

[Schlatt]

Wait, he looks like you.

[Pokimane]

Pitcher on the Orioles.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah.

[Pokimane]

Oh, shortstop. My bad, man.

[Ted Nivison]

And he's hot.

[Schlatt]

That is.

[Pokimane]

We have the we. He does it looks nothing. He has the absolute inverse of my facial.

[Ted Nivison]

Just like you. Dude, that is. That is.

[Schlatt]

But the same color and a lot of facial brown.

[Ted Nivison]

That's bar for bar.

[Schlatt]

No, no, no. It's like a light light like blonde brown. And you both have mustaches.

[Pokimane]

Okay, but I have this. And Gunner has this. Yeah.

[Ted Nivison]

You guys. You guys were.

[Pokimane]

We complete each other.

[Ted Nivison]

You guys maybe as well.

[Schlatt]

Which still makes it fitting.

[Pokimane]

Okay, fine. Gunner. That's my new name.

[Schlatt]

Oh my God. He's with the Baltimore Areolas.

[Ted Nivison]

Gunner or I don't know, Petunia.

[Pokimane]

Petunia. If I was a girl, I was going to be.

[Schlatt]

It's a cute like dog.

[Pokimane]

Paige, you look like a page. Satchell.

[Schlatt]

Satchel.

[Ted Nivison]

Satchell. Paige. Satchell.

[Pokimane]

No, Satchel Paige, the famous pitcher.

[Schlatt]

Oh, don't know.

[Ted Nivison]

Do you have any. Did your parents ever tell you like optional names?

[Schlatt]

No. My dad had a dream.

[Ted Nivison]

What?

[Schlatt]

My dad had a dream he always wanted to name. My dad had a dream that I would be named Iman.

[Ted Nivison]

So they named Iman is the way that I'm pronouncing like a correct way.

[Schlatt]

Or like technically in Arabic it's Iman. In French it's Iman. But in English it seems. Were those two different than you just did? Iman is more like an im E N Iman. It actually means faith. In Arabic, Iman. My Iman. So Iman. And then in French it's Iman. Iman, Iman. And more emphasis on the A. I I. I really like the French. Iman. And that's the one that I kind of grew up with because I went to a French school and then people like.

[Ted Nivison]

Like, you got, like, an F? And they're like.

[Schlatt]

No, no, no, no. In Ontario. It's not really spoken like that. That's more of, like, the French guys. There's a lot of bugs in the studio. Kooky bean.

[Pokimane]

And just like that, he vanishes.

[Schlatt]

He went to the right. Not the dog, dude.

[Pokimane]

The fan got low and it came up.

[Schlatt]

Thank God. It smells great, guys. I don't know what raid that is, but that smells so good.

[Ted Nivison]

Did that hit Ladybird? You her up.

[Schlatt]

Oh, I guess the jacket didn't come off. Can you guys believe one of the first things Jay Schlatt said to me was he looked me up and down. He goes, that jacket's coming off. I turn to him, I go, that's a crazy thing to say to me. And then he goes, goes. Ted goes, don't worry. He said it to Hassan, too.

[Ted Nivison]

I said, no, I didn't. I. I didn't say it like.

[Pokimane]

And it came off.

[Ted Nivison]

I didn't say.

[Pokimane]

Because we're a fan. We have a fan now.

[Ted Nivison]

So now I.

[Pokimane]

Look, I need a clarify.

[Ted Nivison]

I did not say to not worry. I said. I said. He thought it was like, the same thing as what he said to Hassan, but not to worry.

[Pokimane]

Objectively, it was, but I wasn't.

[Ted Nivison]

I just want to clarify. I wasn't telling her not to worry about you because I'm worried about him.

[Schlatt]

I should worry about him.

[Ted Nivison]

Oh, yeah.

[Schlatt]

When's the intervention?

[Ted Nivison]

Oh, soon.

[Schlatt]

I'll be there.

[Ted Nivison]

Hell, yeah.

[Schlatt]

No, I know that's not what you meant. It was just still a crazy thing to first see.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah. Pokemon. Sit down. That jacket is coming off.

[Schlatt]

I said, okay. It's. What kind of podcast is this? What kind of couch is this? He's a thirsty guy. Actually, it's really nice. The set's dope.

[Ted Nivison]

Thank you.

[Schlatt]

Is this. Is this studio yours all the time?

[Ted Nivison]

No, this is Buddy's studio. We rented it out for this week, though. Yeah. Yeah.

[Schlatt]

Well, this is a great time. I can't believe we've been yapping for two hours.

[Ted Nivison]

Schlatt, do you have any questions for Pokemon?

[Schlatt]

Oh, he shut down. Oh, Vista Sound.

[Ted Nivison]

Wait, can you turn on the Visa sound? Quick, Tucker, quick. He's shutting down.

[Schlatt]

Or the editor could do it.

[Ted Nivison]

No, no, we need to hear it.

[Schlatt]

It.

[Ted Nivison]

We need to hear it. We need to hear that. Turn that on. There he goes.

[Schlatt]

So good.

[Pokimane]

Hi, Iman.

[Schlatt]

Hello.

[Pokimane]

Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no more video games or games? Unlimited games, but no games.

[Schlatt]

I. I don't eat pork. So I'll take the games then again, I love beef bacon. Have you guys ever had beef bacon?

[Ted Nivison]

Beef bacon.

[Schlatt]

So good. Regardless, any meat versus video games? I'm taking the video game I've never heard of because I can have other kinds of. It's really good.

[Ted Nivison]

Wait, Turkey just looks like bacon.

[Schlatt]

Turkey bacon is mid. Beef bacon is okay.

[Ted Nivison]

You know, there's never heard of bacon before.

[Pokimane]

This certainly falls under the umbrella of unlimited bacon. Oh, and I don't know if you listened to the second part. Do you want me to repeat it?

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah, he was crystal clear though.

[Schlatt]

Or video games. No bacon. Wasn't that the second part?

[Ted Nivison]

He's been crystal no.

[Schlatt]

What was this?

[Pokimane]

Pokemon. Would you rather have unlimited bacon? Oh, yes, but no more video games or games. Unlimited games. Yes, but no games.

[Schlatt]

But no games. How do I.

[Ted Nivison]

Look at me.

[Schlatt]

Well, how do I have games but no games?

[Ted Nivison]

I. Listen, this has been a delightful podcast, but I feel like you're disrespecting our podcast at this point now. I mean, like this is such a crystal cutting dry question.

[Pokimane]

Did I even stutter?

[Ted Nivison]

No, it's okay.

[Schlatt]

How about I'll take whatever you recommend.

[Ted Nivison]

Well, that's not. Well, that's just not gonna work.

[Pokimane]

I'm offering both of them. I'm offering both of them. It has to be a choice.

[Ted Nivison]

It's a binary choice. Pokeman.

[Schlatt]

But you said you're offering both.

[Pokimane]

You can only have one though.

[Ted Nivison]

It's a. Would you rather.

[Schlatt]

That's a bit rude. So now you're disrespecting me.

[Ted Nivison]

What?

[Pokimane]

Oh, I'm not disrespecting nobody.

[Ted Nivison]

Leave me out of this.

[Schlatt]

Dude, whatever. I'll take the ladder.

[Pokimane]

He's taking the games. But the no games.

[Ted Nivison]

Dude, you got. You got there honestly got him fair. And then finally, if you had to choose a item to put on the chuckle sandwich, we asked this guess every time you had to choose an item to ever growing sandwich, what would that be? A condiment or a piece of something.

[Schlatt]

Ooh, provolone.

[Ted Nivison]

Nice.

[Schlatt]

Has that been said before?

[Ted Nivison]

I think so, but like that's in that case. Well, now you've lost me.

[Pokimane]

Why different cheeses?

[Schlatt]

Well, has someone else put provolone?

[Ted Nivison]

I don't have the data on.

[Pokimane]

Don't think anyone else.

[Ted Nivison]

I was really excited about the fact.

[Schlatt]

That you chose sauce. It's really good.

[Ted Nivison]

Honestly. That would be appropriate too. Just like dumping some tomato sauce.

[Schlatt]

So depending on what other people have answered, one of those three.

[Ted Nivison]

Okay, so it's in. So it's potentially in flux.

[Pokimane]

Okay, Provolone's second only to Mutts in my mind.

[Schlatt]

I love.

[Ted Nivison]

I'll take that.

[Schlatt]

Well, thank you so much for having me.

[Ted Nivison]

Yeah, thank you so much for coming on. We did it, Pokeman.

[Schlatt]

And I want to let you know, as far as this podcast goes. I like that.

[Ted Nivison]

Oh, yeah.

[Pokimane]

Yeah.

[Ted Nivison]

Okay. All right, See you guys later. Next time. Peace.