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Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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6.8.26, Not So Hidden Browser History
4d ago02:02:05Tap to summarizeKansas City, we do NOT have the second largest urban park. Everyone's punching out of their weight class, and it was a pretty violent weekend for the metro. Lazlo and SlimFast have their first Divorce Monday with Slims’ lawyer brother, Joshua Mathews. God punished Slim for jacking it, and Lazlo's Dad discovered his poop porn. Would you pay to go see the AI Ozzy performance? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
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6.5.26, Small Balls and Misdirection
1w ago02:03:45Tap to summarizeSlimFast and Summer love to gossip, and Lazlo doesn't have the best reputation with his exes. There's ANOTHER kindergarten brawl. GoFundMe’s for old people is just sad, and it's hard to date someone with kids when you don’t have any. The lady with the leaky balloon knot is back in the news. Lazlo places his sports bets for tonight's Knicks game. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
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6.4.26, Golden Shower
1w ago02:03:13Tap to summarizeThat French son-of-a-bitch made Lazlo's asshole bleed. Should Bonnie Blu have a golden shower at her baby shower? SlimFast is definitely NOT on the sex offenders list. The guys talk with Vern about where the Royals stand. Are Lazlo and Slim actually happy? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
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6.3.26, Second Poorest Kid In School
1w ago02:00:28Tap to summarizeHUGE update with the banned youth baseball coach. Women are taking over the world, so Lazlo and SlimFast are scared. Trump wants a dollar with his face on it, and the guys HATE camping. There's a ton of drama over at 60 Minutes. There's a fine line when you decide to yell at your boss. Kids are turning their backs on goldfish, and Slim realizes he was the second poorest kid in his school. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
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6.2.26, Lazlo vs Serena Williams
1w ago01:57:15Tap to summarizeLazlo went to marriage counseling, and fantasizes about watching Rob Stewart with SlimFasts’ mom. Sabrina Carpenter is getting stalked. SlimFast has a LOT riding on these sports bets. If it's bright red you’re good; But if it’s dark red, eat beets. Trump apparently cussed out Netanyahu. Lazlos is trying to get a dog that doesn't piss itself whenever it thunders, and SlimFast is worried that he’ll come across as a pedophile. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
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6.1.26, Envy and Empathy Boner
2w ago02:01:48Tap to summarizeAw, Lazlo and SlimFast have their matching gay shirts on today! Was Tom Hardy booted from MobLand? SlimFast is here for Stedman, not Oprah. Pre-9/11, you could get a hotdog without getting jumped. Throwing a 70 mph speedball into the opposing teams dugout isn’t the answer, coach. New polymarket bet! SlimFast predicted Nancy Guthrie will be found in September. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
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5.29.26, Los Gatos Party Dad
2w ago02:04:10Tap to summarizeIs our boss listening to us right now…? A cougar is basically a predator. Lazlo doesn’t think Jaxon Dart made the right move. Throwing a Nazi salute to make a point? Probably not the best strategy. Is stolen valor really that serious? Plus, Lazlo and SlimFast debate whether Patrick Mahomes should sit out the first couple games to protect that ACL. Stream The Church of Lazlo on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
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5.28.26, Vending Machine of Butt Wipes
2w ago02:01:14Tap to summarizeChris Hansen is BACK! Where's the best hamburger? Lazlo tries to get SlimFast in on his vending machine business. A woman with no hand was ticketed for using a phone while driving, and Kansas City placed dead last in cities ready for the big soccer tournament coming up. Lazlo' s a big porn advocate. Pastors have two words of advice: Find God, and lose at least 20 to 30 lbs. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
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5.27.26, Snooze Button Bandit
2w ago01:58:41Tap to summarizeDorm life sucks, and Lazlo basically lives with two roommates. Lazlo thinks Will Levis should just own it. Lazlos is going to choose to NOT get into the kindergarten brawl. Would you pay a million to go see Trumps’ UFC fight? Lazlo and SlimFast debate becoming celebrity assistants. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
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5.26.26, Sex Robots and Nepo Babies
2w ago02:07:21Tap to summarizeWho the hell is Marilu Henner? And has Lazlo completely given up on the Kansas City Royals? Lazlo and SlimFast have plenty of questions about Mackenzie Shirilla's case. People getting worked up over the Hooters uniforms is just weird, and don't go outside unless you want Lyme Disease. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
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