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Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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7.2.26, Dollar Tree Pregnancy Test
5d ago02:00:13Tap to summarizeLet Gen Z nap. That red card from last night's soccer game was... something. A couple made out on top of the Empire State Building, and Summer got a positive pregnancy test. SlimFast doesn't believe Lazlo actually watched the game, the guys catch up with Josh Vernier to talk baseball and Shohei Ohtani's own Bobby Bonilla Day, and they debate who should really be the face of America. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
Transcribe →7.1.26, Weak Kansas City Ancestors
6d ago02:02:14Tap to summarizeSlimFast used his contract as toilet paper, and has plans to be a coach for trans athletes. Lazlo wants his ashes spread across the Strip Club floor. Happy Bobby Bonilla Day! Never Trust Big Egg. SlimFasts' spirit animal is Merlin The Mexican Duck. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
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6.30.26, Deformed, Tiny, and Lumpy
1w ago02:02:18Tap to summarizeSlimFast almost has the DIY spirit, and Lazlo gets pissed at people complaining about the soccer hydration breaks. Lazlo spends like 10 minutes researching penis enlargement before FINALLY talking about Chris Johnson's ALS diagnosis. A mom is furious that Lazlo said "Big Dick," and Summer is way too excited for the new Minions movie. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
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6.29.26, #BelieveAllPuppyMills
1w ago02:03:37Tap to summarizeThe A/C is broken, and it's HOT. If you want to make it big, start betting real money on Taylor Swift's wedding. TMZ got a new Nancy Guthrie letter. Lazlo explains how he got fired from Little Caesars, and SlimFast is working old sperm. Trump has surprised Lazlo with the Iran war, and a psychic is officially on an apology tour after false-predicting an alien invasion. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
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Toxic and Problematic with Chris Kluwe
1w ago00:47:53Tap to summarizeLazlo and SlimFast talk with former NFL punter Chris Kluwe about his journey from the NFL to becoming a full-blown social activist. They get into football, social media, and how Kluwe got into California politics.
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6.26.26, Foreign Chicks At The Mall
2w ago02:00:14Tap to summarizeSlimFast played Cheerleader football, and Lazlo was hoping to bang some Brazilian woman at Oak Park Mall. Buckeyes' are SHOCKING. Where are Lazlo and Slim's invitations to Travis and Taylor's wedding? Lazlo gets pissed at a high school baseball game. Why take a shower before the pool if everyone pisses in it? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
Transcribe →6.24.26, Don’t Live Stream A Crime
2w ago01:55:52Tap to summarizeWhy would Lazlo buy a kid if he could just make one? And when has a pastor done any wrong? The guys don’t think they could take a drunk Dustin Poirier. Josh Vernier talks to the guys about Jac Caglianone and Bobby Witt. Lazlo argues with listeners about poll taxes. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
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6.24.26, Family Full of Cucks
2w ago01:56:01Tap to summarizeSlimFast’s ‘ex’ was a respectable dancer, not a whore. Do you think Bill Gates ever bought his (alleged) Russian prostitutes a tempo? Lazlo calls out SlimFast for taking the Whitney Houston high road. SlimFast thinks his grandpa is Clive Davis, and Lazlo addresses the Reddit comments head-on. Lazlo says Summer looks miserable to date, and it does not go over well. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
Transcribe →6.23.26, Trapped in a Porta Potty
2w ago01:53:28Tap to summarizeLazlo feels a little naked without his wallet. The guys haven't talked about Nancy Guthrie OR Baby Lisa in a long time. Don’t grab your phone when it falls in the poo poo pee pee hole. Who CARES that Crumbl has a lot of sugar? Lazlo and SlimFast peer pressure Summer to take a shot. Young men, go drink Kentucky bourbon and get laid. Millennials, post more. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
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6.22.26, Colonoscopy Bromance
2w ago01:56:52Tap to summarizeHas Lazlo done his annual backflip yet? The reflecting pool drama is so dumb, and Lazlo swears he will not participate in Teslas, Paramount, or UFC. Poodles either hump someone, or are on their way to hump something. Happy Father’s Day to those who choose not to be fathers! Lazlo and SlimFast talk about their dicks, and they also spend a weird amount of time talking about their pubes. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
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