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Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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Colonoscopy Bromance
2w ago01:56:52Tap to summarizeHas Lazlo done his annual backflip yet? The reflecting pool drama is so dumb, and Lazlo swears he will not participate in Teslas, Paramount, or UFC. Poodles either hump someone, or are on their way to hump something. Happy Father’s Day to those who choose not to be fathers! Lazlo and SlimFast talk about their dicks, and they also spend a weird amount of time talking about their pubes. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
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6.18.26, Shot of Detroit Whiskey
2w ago01:59:12Tap to summarizeLazlo and Summer finally have air conditioning, and the guys are slowly getting used to the idea of Snap Specs. Kansas City is in the nation's news. Without social media, kids are probably just going to play Kick the Can. The guys debate the Iran peace deal, and talk to Josh Vernier on what the Royals rotation may look like in 2027. A teacher got caught having sex in the back of a car with a student; SlimFast is more shocked that she was a football coach. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
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6.17.26, Vanilla Coffee Stroke
2w ago01:53:09Tap to summarizeLazlo got freaky with SlimFast’s wife. Is debtors' prison real? Lazlo immediately knows his groceries are going to be messed up if the delivery guy's name is Steve. Our boss asked SlimFast to dial back the drunks. Would you pay fifty bucks for a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles pizza? Lazlo's seeing someone and wants to get a no-eared dog named Bombpop. SlimFast thinks he can undercut the local poop squad. China has a robot toilet that comes to you. Where's the robot that blows you? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
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6.16.26, Bullied with Cheese Wizz
3w ago01:56:52Tap to summarizeWhere is our beloved sex toy, Mother?! Lazlo and SlimFast agree on one thing: America was founded on winners and losers, not ties. Snooki remains Lazlo’s favorite little meatball, while SlimFast pitches the next hit reality show: White Trash Love Island. SlimFast shows Lazlo his AI porn, and the guys really enjoy targeted advertising. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
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6.15.26, DNA Lottery
3w ago01:58:59Tap to summarizeLazlo thought Trump’s UFC event was great, and he went on the Schlitterbahn ride 3 days before the tragic incident. SlimFast is geeked over by the people who got rich off of Space X. Lazlo and SlimFast argue over the existence of trillionaires, and want to emphasize: Do NOT bungee jump or get in a helicopter in Brazil. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
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6.12.26, Virgin Pina Colada Mix
3w ago01:56:04Tap to summarizeLazlo's tinnitus is acting up: Or is it the non-stop fire alarm? Lazlo is absolutely devastated about the Home Improvement reboot being held up. Trump Mobile is about to be released, and SlimFast is scared of the kids riding E-Bikes in Walmart. What soccer teams line up with college football? SlimFast was a little too into Glenn Close. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
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6.10.26, Shake, Slap, But Never Suck
3w ago02:00:14Tap to summarizeLazlo pooped his pants when he was a professor, and Booger Eater helped sell glow sticks at Downtown Days. Bring back the Jim Rose Circus. What's so wrong about being a feeder content-house? SlimFast is anti breast feeding; He wants his baby to get used to processed food early on. Lazlo is actually banned from Canada, and has some strong opinions regarding Brendan Sorsby. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
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6.9.26, 5G Zaping Nuts
4w ago01:57:39Tap to summarizeSlimFast got a new pair of pants after Lazlo lost ANOTHER big sports bet. Trump got booed at the Knicks game, and Slim's mom HATED him listening to Michael Jackson growing up. Lazlo is concerned Apple might take away his ability to get porn and drugs online, while the guys send their thoughts and prayers to the screw-worm scientists. Plus, homeless poop is very different from soccer mom poop, and SlimFast's house is sinking into a depression. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
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6.8.26, Not So Hidden Browser History
4w ago02:02:05Tap to summarizeKansas City, we do NOT have the second largest urban park. Everyone's punching out of their weight class, and it was a pretty violent weekend for the metro. Lazlo and SlimFast have their first Divorce Monday with Slims’ lawyer brother, Joshua Mathews. God punished Slim for jacking it, and Lazlo's Dad discovered his poop porn. Would you pay to go see the AI Ozzy performance? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
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6.5.26, Small Balls and Misdirection
4w ago02:03:45Tap to summarizeSlimFast and Summer love to gossip, and Lazlo doesn't have the best reputation with his exes. There's ANOTHER kindergarten brawl. GoFundMe’s for old people is just sad, and it's hard to date someone with kids when you don’t have any. The lady with the leaky balloon knot is back in the news. Lazlo places his sports bets for tonight's Knicks game. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
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