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Donald Trump
You like Trump, so just keep insisting. It'll make it more true.
Chris Cuomo
Oh, make it more true. Because it's just because. Look at the depth chart. Club Random, you're all in the mob. Is that right?
Donald Trump
Of course.
Chris Cuomo
Could you ask a guy, what do you need?
Donald Trump
What do you need?
Chris Cuomo
You know.
Donald Trump
Whose car are we going to take?
Chris Cuomo
Club Random. Chris.
Donald Trump
Hey, bud.
Chris Cuomo
How are you? Good.
Donald Trump
Thanks for having me over.
Chris Cuomo
Thanks for being had. Oh, look at you. What? Are you ready? Ready for a workout?
Donald Trump
No, I had a shirt on. You want me to put it on? Do you want me to put a shirt on over?
Chris Cuomo
No, I'm not homophobic or anything. I'm just saying you look a little buff. I mean, are you expecting trouble? What is all that about?
Donald Trump
Well, what about?
Chris Cuomo
I mean, you look like the kind of guy who spends all day in the gym.
Donald Trump
Yeah, that's flattering.
Chris Cuomo
What?
Donald Trump
No, no, I just.
Chris Cuomo
Look at those guns. What is that? Why so big? I mean, why so big?
Donald Trump
I mean, I'm actually like 20 pounds lighter than I played at in college.
Chris Cuomo
No, but like, you look like you do a lot of lifting and not too much, really.
Donald Trump
I do mostly classes and I fight a lot. I do a lot of self defense fighting a lot. Boring and scenarios and like that.
Chris Cuomo
You're talking about the CNN lawsuit?
Donald Trump
No, no, I wish. I wish that would go away, honestly.
Chris Cuomo
Still going on.
Donald Trump
Yeah. And I would settle it. I mean, I'm not looking for $100 million or anything like that. I just want everybody to be on the same page, that I didn't lie to anybody about anything. And I totally get why the, you know, the new ownership didn't like it, but the idea that my boss didn't know what I was doing is silly. He's all over the communications.
Chris Cuomo
Oh.
Donald Trump
So I would settle it.
Chris Cuomo
It's, you know, you should. Because it's been so long that, like, as you go through that, I'm like barely remembering.
Donald Trump
I know. And my main witness is my brother.
Chris Cuomo
It's like so.
Donald Trump
It's like, you know.
Chris Cuomo
But it's so funny that the way I remember when it was going on, it was like the biggest thing and everyone was talking about it is the giant scandal. And it's so, so often happens in this country. I've been there myself, where something is like the biggest scandal. And then like a year later, people are like, what? Oh, yeah, what happened? Something.
Donald Trump
You were right.
Chris Cuomo
And then like, if you were right, I think there should be some rule or law. Like if you can't even remember later what it was about. Like, I can remember what the Clinton scandal was about.
Donald Trump
It was supposed to be about a land transaction. Right. That's how it started with Whitewater.
Chris Cuomo
Yes.
Donald Trump
I'll tell you what's frustrating is when something totally disrupted your life in material ways. And then people say to you, what? What was that again? What was it? It really stings because you're like, I lost so much over something that now they can't even remember.
Chris Cuomo
That's what I just said.
Donald Trump
But that's how the media is, you know, I mean, you'll see that now with what we're living through with the signal thing, they're gonna chew on it. And the longer there's resistance on one side and then it'll just go away and you won't even remember it. Next time I see you.
Chris Cuomo
You're talking about the group chat. Yeah, with the you. Don't you think that's a nothing burger?
Donald Trump
I think, well, look, it's not a nothing burger, but it's not an everything burger either. And that's the problem is that it's gotta be one or the other.
Chris Cuomo
Well, no, it doesn't. It's.
Donald Trump
It's.
Chris Cuomo
No, I mean, it's not like the war started, but I mean, to. To be so sloppy, especially administrate an administration that, like, was threatening Hillary Clinton with jail.
Donald Trump
The hypocrisy is what makes it deeper waters, what they're dealing with. But look, to.
Chris Cuomo
To, like, be that sloppy about, like, who gets on your group chat.
Donald Trump
Yes.
Chris Cuomo
I mean, I'm not about.
Donald Trump
About a war plan, by the way. It's not about whether or not I'm coming on Club Random. I mean, this was. This was a big deal.
Chris Cuomo
Well, okay, okay. And they condemn the report, saying it's a big.
Donald Trump
No, no, I'm saying it's a big deal, but it's not everything. You know, the idea. Everybody's got to be fired. Hegseth is gone, Walls is gone.
Chris Cuomo
I agree.
Donald Trump
It's like that's the media just wanting that pound of flesh.
Chris Cuomo
Of course, I agree.
Donald Trump
And that's a part of the problem also. But Goldberg, you can say whatever you want about him. He did the right thing here. He contacted them once. I mean, that's crazy. I wouldn't have done that.
Chris Cuomo
That's the reporter who was mistakenly put on the group chat. Yeah, I mean, I once. This is many, many years ago, like 15 years ago. I guess this was Twitter or something, and somebody wanted me to contact them. And anyway, I did push the wrong button or did the wrong thing, and my phone number was. And, you know, like, look, I think. Oh, I. In two minutes, I had 6,000 messages, Doc. So, you know. Yeah. So, you know, it was no big deal. We. I got rid of the phone number in 20 minutes and had a new phone number. But. But, you know, people can do that. But that's. I'm not the Secretary of Defense, and I wasn't attacking the Houthis.
Donald Trump
That's right.
Chris Cuomo
So. But it's so funny that you mention this common ground that we have, and maybe we could get on this common ground. There's something lefties and righties can really agree on that when you make one mistake, they come after you and want their pound of flesh. You can understand that. And Pete Hegseth can understand that. You and Pete Hegseth could definitely have a drink over. And I could join that party over that idea of, it's not really about the issues. Stop lying. It's about, you want to scalp on the wall. That's what you want. And I certainly have read enough stories that you can Tell they just. This is just somebody at the paper who wants a Pulitzer Prize. So they're gonna go after this. It's not about the story. It's about them and what they can get from it. And I think that'd be a great place for us to break bread.
Donald Trump
Commonly the problem is that you only see it that way when it's your balls that are in the mousetrap. And when Hegseth was saying that Hillary Clinton had to go to jail and everything that had happened, this was the worst he'd ever heard of. You know, he signed up for what he's getting right now.
Chris Cuomo
Correct. So we both got to climb down from there. That's the thing. That's the point that has to be made.
Donald Trump
That's right. You know, and people get frustrated. Like right now, I'm sure my phone is warm to the touch with people saying, how can you say Hegseth doesn't have to go? How can you say this was classified? Well, because not everything has to be a death sentence.
Chris Cuomo
Also, like any job, when you're in it a month or two, you're. You're learning. Like, do I think somebody with his little experience for a job that big should have gotten in the first place? I do not.
Donald Trump
Right.
Chris Cuomo
But he's there. And now that he is there, okay, that's.
Donald Trump
And I said that at the time, that's not our call. It's the president's call.
Chris Cuomo
Right. And it's water under the bridge. He is there. And when you are new in a job, yeah, there's gonna be some fuck ups like that, but, you know, you just can't.
Donald Trump
But I'll tell you what. I think that one of the things that has really. And everybody watching should know that Bill hasn't just been. You haven't just been a good friend to me when I needed it, but I say it all the time. Bill Maher right now is top of class and on his game.
Chris Cuomo
I'll finish your thoughts.
Donald Trump
And I think the reason is that I say that is you expose the game. Here's the hypocrisy. Here's why they're doing it. And that's where everyone really is. Not on that phone, not on social media there. They pick sides. But everybody sees it the way you see it. If they're independent and just critically thinking.
Chris Cuomo
Right.
Donald Trump
Unfortunately, they're like, wait a minute. So they all have to go now. Oh, and wait, was the mission okay? Oh, the mission was okay, but nobody talks about that.
Chris Cuomo
And that's. There's a little thank you so much for that. I really appreciate it. But that's the little hitch in the plan, what you said there. Independent and critically thinking. If there were just more of them. I mean, I feel like that's my audience, and that has become your audience, which is great, and they need more of us. But however, more of us there are, I don't know if there are more people that. It's just so easy to go to your corner. And I certainly know people, some very, very close to me, who have no interest in this kind of thing. They just want to hate. I'm sorry, but that's what it is. They hate Trump. I don't think it's a good place for your mind to be, by the way, to hate anybody, hate what they do, policies. I mean, I could list things I hate about Trump from. Right, from, like, making fun of McCain, you know, I mean, right off the bat, I really, really hated that. And I'm not even a Republican. But, like, you know, I mean, people.
Donald Trump
No, but you're decent.
Chris Cuomo
Well, people. You know, if you get shot down, you're not a hero if you get captured.
Donald Trump
He got shot down.
Chris Cuomo
Like, wasn't it. Like, he. He wasn't. He was trying to get shot down or wasn't try. When he. His plane hit the ground and he broke his leg. He wasn't trying to get away. It was so offensive. But I don't hate him. And if you let yourself into that hate, then everything that happens, you only see through the one partisan lens. So that's where your thing is about the signal thing, the worst thing that ever happened. You're right, it's not the worst thing that ever happened. But on the other hand, the administration's response is so different than responses in past eras. I mean, when the Bay of Pigs went bad, JFK went out there and he said, I fucked up. My bad. Success has a thousand fathers, right?
Donald Trump
Failure has one.
Chris Cuomo
Failure is an orphan. He said, exactly. But it was just sort of understood that you owned things. Reagan, after the contrast, okay, it was a little squirrely, but he said, well, I didn't think we sold arms to the hostages. And that's what my heart told me, but the facts tell me otherwise. And that was his way of saying, yeah, I fucked up, but we didn't.
Donald Trump
Have the crowdsourced consequences of cancel culture.
Chris Cuomo
Now we're into the era of just.
Donald Trump
You're talking all scalps, and then two weeks later, we don't remember why we killed him. You know, why? Wait, why. Why was that guy canceled? Why Was she canceled. Something happened, right? And these people move on. I don't think it's an unfair level of scrutiny. I don't know what the mechanism would be. I don't know how to do it. But I do think that if you are in the scalps game, you should be open and investigated as well. And I know that a lot of the brothers and sisters in the media will say, well, you're going to have a chilling effect on journalists. It depends on what you're reporting on. If you're reporting on why they invoked the state secrets privilege in the litigation about the migrants that they sent out of here, then go deep and take it where it leads. But if you were just trying to get the guy for his sex life, if you're just trying to get him for something, cancel him, then why shouldn't that be done to you and see. And then see how ready you are to find that relevant the next time. Because we didn't used to report on that. I can't tell you how many people.
Chris Cuomo
Are you talking about your brother?
Donald Trump
No, no, because his party has rules. His party has rules. You may not like the rules, but in the Democratic Party, an allegation is enough. And then they cancel you. And he had like dozen, you know what I mean? So that's the rule of his party. But don't be a member of the party.
Chris Cuomo
I had Andrew on, I don't know when it was a year, year and a half ago, you remember? And I mean, I've never done or rarely done as much homework as I did that week because I needed to do a deep dive into the allegations. By the way, I did the same thing the one time I ever did my homework here. Cause this is not a homework show for Armie Hammer. Because I wanted to know. And in both cases. Yeah, not much there.
Donald Trump
I know.
Chris Cuomo
And I say that not because you're his brother or because you're here or whatever, but when you looked at it and we did this on the show and the acid test is when I just read some of the factual stuff, the audience laughed. That's my acid test. If the audience is laughing, it's absurd. Some of it was absurd. Now maybe he, like. I don't know. You Italians are a little too touchy for my taste to begin with. It's just a thing. It's just a cultural thing. But I just don't. I just. Yeah, it was a stretch. And the Army Hammer thing was nothing. And I'm glad to see that both of them are rehabilitated. I Take a lot of pride in my contribution. I'm not gonna say I take credit for doing it, but I have contributed. That's one of my missions in life, to rehabilitating people who get cancer. Kathy Griffin was on my show. I mean, people, you know, have to have. You can't just always be judged by your worst moment. One of my pet peeves about the left that I would say they like to do is judge you by your worst moment.
Donald Trump
Yes.
Chris Cuomo
And sometimes.
Donald Trump
And that's why MAGA is immune, because they can only do it to their own. Donald Trump is truly the Teflon don. The media cannot take him down.
Chris Cuomo
No.
Donald Trump
Because his people reject the basis of the criticism. There's an old expression, you know, that if you have to decide whether or not to care about what someone says about you, the way you start is, well, who said it? What do I think of them? And people have made that assessment about the media, and they've said, you know what? I don't care what you say about him, because I think that you allow a lot worse. And I think you're kind of what you say he is. And that's why they're not going to get Hegseth out. No, but they would be if it were the Biden administration. They can cancel all day on the left. They cannot take out members of maga. Trump would have to go bad on the guy. It would probably have to be a federal case to make him even think about it. And there is a power in that for him. Do I think he's handling this the right way? No, but part of the reason he's not handling it the right way is that he doesn't respect the criticism. He knows he can just say, the Atlantic is a failed magazine.
Chris Cuomo
Right.
Donald Trump
This guy sucks.
Chris Cuomo
Right?
Donald Trump
They all suck. Yeah, okay, but is what he's saying true? Well, who cares? They suck. And we killed the Houthis. That's good. And they move on. If they're smart, they just move on. And the media will move on, too.
Chris Cuomo
Thank God. We're bombing someone. I mean, they're a bad group of people, maybe not the whole country, but who are out to destroy Israel. They're bombing. They're disrupting shipping in the Red Sea. I mean, they're not some, you know, lovable ragt Bantam miscreants. I mean, they're terrorists.
Donald Trump
But we have lost sight of good and evil. It's all advantage. Bill, you know, you mentioned Israel. Who ever thought that kids on American college campuses would be pro Hamas? I thought the Jews had become white like I have. You know, a generation ago, my father was an ethnic. He was described as an ethnic. All these little sneaky pejoratives. People like you saying they touch too much. And a generation later, I'm a white guy.
Chris Cuomo
And you're not the Jews. You're all in the mob. Is that right?
Donald Trump
Of course. Of course, my father.
Chris Cuomo
Could you do me a favor then? Could you ask a guy? No.
Donald Trump
What do you need? What do you need?
Chris Cuomo
You know, car.
Donald Trump
Are we going to take?
Bill Maher
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Donald Trump
My father may rest.
Chris Cuomo
Who was like the least mafioso guy in the world?
Donald Trump
George H.W. mario Cuomo says to him at a dinner later in life, may they both rest in peace. Hey, you know, Mario, we had a file on you. When I was at the Agency, we never found anything about the.
Chris Cuomo
George Bush was the head of the CIA, he said.
Donald Trump
We never found anything about them. And my father knew that. He was trying to say it in a nice way, but he was so offended that there was this kind of surprise that he wasn't a mobster. My father hated the Mafia. He would not watch any of those movies.
Chris Cuomo
Oh, well, he's missing a lot.
Donald Trump
He would not. He was like, why do I want to see the worst affect of my ethnicity?
Chris Cuomo
Because they're great movies. Godfather, Goodfellas. He was just. He missed a lot. If we could bring him back, the first thing I'd do is sit him down.
Donald Trump
You obviously didn't know him. You didn't sit that guy down anywhere. That guy didn't do anything he didn't want to do. That's why he struggled in politics. You know, one of the advantages my brother has in having watched my father develop and really be his guy. My brother was the main guy for my father since he was 18. Okay? And Andrew can make deals. Andrew knows how to make things happen. My father could not get past the fact that what you want is wrong. Okay? I know there's a deal to be made. I don't want to make a deal with you. What you want is wrong, and I'm not making the deal. Fuck you. Let's fight. And so he was a great orator. He was a great motivator of people and their interests.
Chris Cuomo
You're talking about your father.
Donald Trump
Yes, but a deal maker? No. Andrew has a different skill set. Andrew gets deals done. He uses mechanisms of government.
Chris Cuomo
He's running for mayor in New York.
Donald Trump
Now, as far as I know.
Chris Cuomo
Are you helping him with this draggedy?
Donald Trump
No.
Chris Cuomo
No. Come on. Why? What do you got to lose now? You're not gonna lose your job again.
Donald Trump
He's got better people. But you know what? My brother, because of what happened, you.
Chris Cuomo
Don'T talk to your brother.
Donald Trump
I talk to him all the time.
Chris Cuomo
About political strategy, about. Hey, what's going on in your life? Well, I'm running for mayor. Nothing interesting there. What'd you have for dinner?
Donald Trump
Worried about protecting me because of what happened.
Chris Cuomo
Really? That when News Nation's gonna fire you now?
Donald Trump
No. I mean, I hope not, but, you know, or at least not for that, you know, but can't get fired off this show. That's true.
Chris Cuomo
That's true.
Donald Trump
I'm safe. It's a safe space. But, you know, he. I'm his little brother. He's worried. He hates what happened. He feels so guilty about it. And I try to tell him, look, I made my own choices. I was always gonna help my brother. I just didn't do anything underhanded, and I didn't lie about it. So do I talk to him? Of course I talk to him. Does he have better minds? Yeah, he. He's got good people around him, so.
Chris Cuomo
I mean, I like him. He's been on my show now a couple of times. Even did the panel, which was great. I think. I don't think he's going to get past the nursing home thing. I mean, I read the New York papers when. When the Times and the Post are both on the same page. It's, you know, and, you know, I'm sure he. Of course, he wasn't trying to do something bad, but just like with the Hegseth thing almost, you know, you kind of have to own. Politics is a high wire act. Yeah. Like one boner decision can.
Donald Trump
Yeah.
Chris Cuomo
People go, I'm sorry, I can't trust that guy's judgment. Or they don't. I don't know what the fuck will happen. But I. That would be.
Donald Trump
I don't think. I don't think it determines the race. I think he's got a lot.
Chris Cuomo
I do.
Donald Trump
I think he's got a lot pressure against him within that party. And they're going to have to make a decision whether they want to be in power or they want to police their own set of beliefs within their party. I mean, that's what they have to decide. What are they about as a party? I'm not a fan of the parties. I'm not a fan of the Democratic Party. I don't think they are my father's party by a long shot. No, but.
Chris Cuomo
Well, they could be.
Donald Trump
You know, Andrew's leading in the polls for a reason. It's not name recognition. It's because when people look at their experience living in the city, they believe he's someone who can make it better.
Chris Cuomo
It's also huge name recognition. You're the Cuomos. You're like royalty in New York. Your father was the governor, your brother was the governor. You know, Come on. Of course. It's name recognition.
Donald Trump
Right, but they know. They know the controversies also.
Chris Cuomo
Yeah, exactly.
Donald Trump
So people will.
Chris Cuomo
I mean, and luckily for him, he's got a weak field. I mean, Mayor Adams is. That name is pretty much.
Donald Trump
I don't think Trump did him any favors with how that deal was structured. I was happy to hear that the amicus brief that the person who was brought in to look at it, who's a very legitimate person, said these charges should be dropped. It shouldn't be that. Let's see what happens after the election. It's not fair that Trump is trying to keep those hooks in Mayor Adams like that. I know my brother's running against him, but that's how I feel. I think the federal indictment was weak sauce, and I think this deal by Trump was manipulative. And you drop the charges.
Chris Cuomo
You don't. Okay. Weak sauce. You talking about the actual thing itself. The deal with turkey, it's like upgrades. I agree. I thought the same thing. I'm like, of all the things politicians do, this guy. I mean, of all the places. Turkey.
Donald Trump
Yeah.
Chris Cuomo
It's just like. Okay. Was it completely right that Mayor Adams will now say. I don't think there was. I've read about it. There's not. You know, I know what the Kardashians say about the whole Armenian genocide, but, you know, what I've looked into was over 100 years ago. All right. It was turkey. Can we just all enjoy Thanksgiving? Okay. It wasn't the greatest thing to do.
Donald Trump
But like the federal charges.
Chris Cuomo
Again, like, he and Trump bonded over. It's funny that we bond left and right over what the scalp hunters do to both of us.
Donald Trump
Yeah. And it's the parties playing to their worst instincts of those Fringies.
Chris Cuomo
What?
Donald Trump
It's the fringe. The fringe dominates our dialogue, dominates our process. And you're either look. And then you get really pissed off when you see the hypocrisy of it. What is it?
Chris Cuomo
There's a. I'm roofing you, Chris.
Donald Trump
No. What is that that's in there?
Chris Cuomo
It's every show. I have to explain this. Well, dropper bottle, Jing. I drink it. It's great. It's a way to make just normally carbonated water into tasty diet soda that has no chemicals. Boy, these people should pay me more. Yeah, I don't think they're paying me anything.
Donald Trump
I never heard of it before. But I gotta tell you, the dropper is a little menacing.
Chris Cuomo
I love it, and it is, but you only need that much jing. I drink it And I pour it on. No, I'm not gonna say that. I used to say I poured on dog shit, and they got mad. I was like, I'm almost kidding. I was just trying to say. I don't know what I was trying to say. I was high. But it's not an insult. I like it anyway. Oh, there was something important we were talking about. What did you just ask me?
Donald Trump
Well, we were kind of going through the hypocrisy of these fringe elements.
Chris Cuomo
Yeah. Oh, Family Guy. They have a character on Family Guy? You watch Family Guy?
Donald Trump
Oh, I love Seth MacFarlane. Oh, well, you know, I did his first. I know. I saw your whole thing.
Chris Cuomo
Okay.
Donald Trump
What I. I liked. I liked.
Chris Cuomo
He's one of my best friends.
Donald Trump
I know. I liked the conversation.
Chris Cuomo
I mean, we scream at each other sometimes, but he's my best friend.
Donald Trump
I thought it was super smart. And, you know, I.
Chris Cuomo
We had a screaming match in the middle of the Tower Bar, one of the nicest restaurants in town. But, you know, he also brought me the most amazing birthday present, and we came out fine. But, like. Yeah, we. We are that couple that just fight sometimes. I mean, like Covid. We did not agree on that shit.
Donald Trump
Yeah, but that's called being human.
Chris Cuomo
But anyway, there's a.
Donald Trump
Guys are gonna disagree.
Chris Cuomo
There's a character on, you know, Joe the Cop.
Donald Trump
Yeah.
Chris Cuomo
And they make a thousand jokes about.
Donald Trump
It, but he's a comic.
Chris Cuomo
But it just shows you that, you know, you can joke about these things without.
Donald Trump
I'm fine. I'm fine with. Cancel one person.
Chris Cuomo
No, no.
Donald Trump
Because it's a black woman.
Chris Cuomo
Right? You're right.
Donald Trump
Who's doing it? They're not gonna cancel her.
Chris Cuomo
Totally.
Donald Trump
That's the problem.
Chris Cuomo
You're right. She wears the magic armor. She wears a magic armor. So she can do that. Yes, you're right. And both parties do that. Like when you're in our side. Like if I made a fat joke about anybody in the world. How dare you, from the left. If you make it about Trump or Chris Christie, it's just hysterical.
Donald Trump
That's right.
Chris Cuomo
That's what we got to get past.
Donald Trump
I know.
Chris Cuomo
That's those independent. What'd you call them? Independent critical thinkers. Critical thinkers.
Donald Trump
You know, like, I tell people, I don't want the lemmings, I want the lions. You know, you can have the lemmings. You got 40, 45% of the country are happy to follow sheeple way More than that. No, I think they just stay on the sidelines. I think they watch what's going on and they're like, these people are up. Let me just stick to my regular life. Politics doesn't affect me anyway. I'm not gonna let this toxify my brain space because I have a lot of those people in my life.
Chris Cuomo
I do, too.
Donald Trump
You know, they're running businesses, they're raising their families, they dip in and out.
Chris Cuomo
They're having sex with me, and they're.
Donald Trump
Feeling like, you know, I don't get what you people are fucking doing. It doesn't make any sense to me. You guys play by rules that don't exist in any friendship or any professional relationship. You're still laughing at yourself.
Chris Cuomo
No.
Donald Trump
You're still laughing at yourself.
Chris Cuomo
No, I'm just. No. What I'm laughing at is that we've been here for, like, I don't know, a thousand hours. And, like, I really wanted to just say, how are you? And, like, right away. Because we are the people we are right away. What's comfortable for us is to go right into. And this story and this story and this race and this thing. Cause that's the language we speak and what we love to talk about. But I really meant to say, you know, you're not on TV here. This is a different thing. How. How are you, my friend?
Donald Trump
I'm happy to be here.
Chris Cuomo
Are you happy in general?
Donald Trump
Yeah. I mean, look, I like. I like where my kids are at.
Chris Cuomo
Where are they at? So did you teach them not to end a sentence with preposition?
Donald Trump
The mother's cat, or whatever that stupid thing is between the A and the T? The youngest is determined to go to boarding school. Heartbreaking.
Chris Cuomo
Determined to go to boarding school.
Donald Trump
She's.
Chris Cuomo
And is that a sentence anyone has ever said? I thought kids resisted boarding school.
Donald Trump
And this kid is just. I mean, obviously it's my kid, so I'm biased, but I'm just so impressed by her. Her grind. Her name is Carolina Regina Mattia. We call her Cha Cha. And she's.
Chris Cuomo
You gave her all those names?
Donald Trump
Well, Carolina, my wife, gave her. Regina is one grandmother. Mattia is the other grandmother. So she has their two names, and we call her Cha Cha. And she's a grinder.
Chris Cuomo
Cha Cha. How'd you get that?
Donald Trump
When she was a kid, an infant, she had born with abdominal weakness, and she wasn't able to move the way she was supposed to. When she started walking, she had to walk like this, and it looked like she was doing the Cha Cha, so we kind of gave it to her as a joke.
Chris Cuomo
Straighten that out.
Donald Trump
Yeah. And she's just a grinder. She was a worker then, and she's a worker now. And she said, I love my friends. I love where we are. We live in this really great little place. She said, but I want to be around kids who are more ambitious and come from different out settings, and I think it'll help me more in figuring out what I can do next. And I was like.
Chris Cuomo
So she lives in Queens now. Is that where you are?
Donald Trump
No, out in East Hampton.
Chris Cuomo
Oh, East Hampton. Well, no wonder why she wants to get away.
Donald Trump
So she goes to school in Sag harbor, which is a great public school, great principal. They have great outcomes there. They have the International Baccalaureate program. It's really great public high school. I always hated the Hamptons, and I've always loved it. Offseason, you know, when all you guys show up, we call them the City.
Chris Cuomo
I was there once. It was terrible.
Donald Trump
Oh, I love it.
Chris Cuomo
Yeah, I guess people do. As a fisherman, it seems snobby.
Donald Trump
Oh, parts of it certainly are. But mostly during the summer when the white pants show up, you know, in the off season. The rest of the time, it's a great community and they're real people.
Chris Cuomo
So it's like a beach community that only becomes asshole town in the summer.
Donald Trump
That's right. When the city, it's.
Chris Cuomo
Show up. The city, it's. But, yeah, that's what I remember. This is a long time ago, but it was like, the same people who were in the clubs in New York and then. Oh, you'd see them at the.
Donald Trump
Now, Those aren't my people, you know, My people are artisans. Family people. Fishermen. Yeah, artisans.
Chris Cuomo
Fishermen.
Donald Trump
Electric.
Chris Cuomo
Jesus.
Donald Trump
Electricians. They run plumbing.
Chris Cuomo
Like, what kind of artisans? What are they making?
Donald Trump
They're trades guys.
Chris Cuomo
Trade. Like what?
Donald Trump
Electricians, plumbers, you know, all the people who built this fucking house.
Chris Cuomo
You think a plumber is an artisan?
Donald Trump
Okay, well, you don't think so? Have you ever tried to fix a toilet?
Chris Cuomo
You know what? I'll say this. It's so funny. Whenever people talk about plumbers, they always complain like, oh, my God, this guy charged an arm and a leg. If plumbers only knew what they actually could charge. I mean, when shit is backing up in your house, you could.
Donald Trump
That's why I say artisans. And they know what they're doing, man. They know how to do things, build things, fix things.
Chris Cuomo
Yes, I agree. We need more of that.
Donald Trump
The biggest boats in the marinas. Where I go, yeah, you got your hedge funds, guys. But those are yachts, the big fishing boats builders.
Chris Cuomo
H Vac, you know, let's build a Schooner right here.
Donald Trump
Artisans. Artisans. We need more of them.
Chris Cuomo
I want to work getting away from.
Donald Trump
The artisan class in this country.
Chris Cuomo
I want to do things with my hands. Yes.
Donald Trump
Come on. What man doesn't want to? What woman doesn't want to? Everybody wants to be able to fix.
Chris Cuomo
I do something with my hand every night. Oh boy.
Donald Trump
Do you think of me?
Chris Cuomo
Oh, we didn't need to take it in that direction.
Donald Trump
You didn't say no.
Chris Cuomo
Oh my.
Donald Trump
Say no.
Chris Cuomo
Gosh, these bro.
Donald Trump
Very flattering.
Chris Cuomo
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Chris Cuomo
But you're happy. So good. I mean, because. Yeah, you did kind of go through the mill.
Donald Trump
Yeah. And you have to choose.
Chris Cuomo
I had to choose between.
Donald Trump
There is a truth that is really hard to live with, which is nobody hurts you, nobody insults you, nobody damages you. You decide to feel those ways. Now, physical pain is different, but I get to choose whether or not I'm gonna be angry at you, I'm gonna hate you because of what you say or do. To me, that's a choice. And I had to choose to, if not forgive, move past what happened and who did what and who said what and who didn't say or do what. I thought they should just let it go and just live going forward. And I had to make that choice. And it took me time, but I do it more than I don't now.
Chris Cuomo
I don't know. I sometimes get off on like. Like having scenarios in my mind. I'm just too toxic. I'm just doing. No, it's not horrible things.
Donald Trump
It was for me.
Chris Cuomo
It's just like, you know, I'll just like. I don't know.
Donald Trump
It was for me. I was in. You know, I just. I didn't know how to handle it. I'd never seen anything like that. I'd never seen six cars of paparazzi chasing one of us, you know, people in the media. That doesn't happen.
Chris Cuomo
I think it's healthy when you imagine your enemies having horrible things happen to them. Not obsessively, but just like to get to sleep, just to get to. Just to like.
Donald Trump
What does it do for you? Marcus Aurelius was right. He said the best revenge is to not be like whoever harmed you.
Chris Cuomo
That's interesting. You know, Jerry Seinfeld's a big Marcus Aelius fan.
Donald Trump
It's. It's an amazing.
Chris Cuomo
Maybe he could have a. To tell him. Tell me he won't come on.
Donald Trump
All these people that I know personally, Marcus Aurelius is a tough get.
Chris Cuomo
Well, he died in 180 AD.
Donald Trump
But I mean, you know, but you got to. Got to have.
Chris Cuomo
That's what we call Great name, Bad guest.
Donald Trump
It's hard to get a dead man on. But, you know, I know all these people. I just don't ask them to ever do anything professional. Unless they ask me if I can help, then I have them on.
Chris Cuomo
But what is it about Marcus Aurelius? I'm curious.
Donald Trump
I don't think it's just. It's just him. Although it is fascinating to me that he. This Compendium of Notes for himself. Well, which I thought was very cool.
Chris Cuomo
For the people who might not remember Marcus, he was the Roman emperor. You might remember him played by. Was it Peter? Richard Harris played him in Gladiator, the first one. He is the emperor who presided over the last great era of Roman history.
Donald Trump
They called him one of the last good emperors.
Chris Cuomo
So when he dies in 180 A.D. but he also wrote philosophy as rulers of the day did. They were philosopher kings. Yes. That concept seems very bizarre now.
Donald Trump
I know, and it's a big mistake. Philosophy matters. We do not test these men and women about their why. It's just about getting power and keeping it. And policy is a byproduct.
Chris Cuomo
But what is Marcus Aurelius basic philosophy? Because I kind of forget.
Donald Trump
So he was taught by Stoics.
Chris Cuomo
Okay.
Donald Trump
Stoics were ancient Greeks. The misconception is that it means don't feel anything. That's not what it is. It's about choice. It's about living your life as a function of reasoned choice whenever possible, and understanding what guides that. And that is what you control. And then there's a whole big basket of shit that you just don't control. So you got to give very little attention and energy to it because you cannot change it. It's like the Serenity prayer, right? And it's just training yourself to be that way. And it is not easy. It's simple, but it's hard.
Chris Cuomo
Okay, here's a Roman Empire joke.
Donald Trump
You were just waiting for me to finish.
Chris Cuomo
Yeah, but I was listening. So there's an old Jewish lady watching a movie like Ben Hur, one of those movies, and it's the Coliseum, because you mentioned this about, like. So the lions and the Christians are in the Coliseum. And it's very. She says, turn off the movie. Turn off the movie. And they come and they say, man, we turn up. What's the matter? It's too violent. I can't watch this. Okay? They turn back the movie. She watches two minutes more, turn off the movie. Turn right over. They come back to say, what's the matter? She says, I can't watch that. The lions, they're eating the Jews. And the guy says, no, they're not eating the Jews, they're eating the Christians. They turn the back movie on. Two minutes later, she'll turn the movie off, turn the movie. What's the matter now? She says, one of the lions isn't eating.
Donald Trump
All pain is personal. It's much easier when it's not you. My father used to tell a Very funny joke. You know, it's so sad that so many things that I grew up with, where the different ethnicities swapped humor with one another. I think it added such a more healthy nature to the relationship than now when it's all sanitized.
Chris Cuomo
It's terrible that I think racially we've lost out on so much that we made it so that you're walking on eggshells. Because I certainly remember an era, you know, I would say the late or mid-90s, certainly Clinton, our first black president. And there were certainly lots more work to do.
Donald Trump
Yeah.
Chris Cuomo
Racially, I mean, he still is. Yes. But like, just certainly in the arts, I think we have, you know, you cannot say that African Americans are not represented in TV and movies as they were. That was the complaint and it was valid. That is definitely not a valid complaint. And great. Happy for you. Okay. But like in that era, in, through Obama, I feel like you could joke. I mean, there was a lot of comics who their whole act was like, black guys do this, white guys do this. You know, like, even making that comparison now, it's like, how dare you? That's racist. And the fact that we can't, like, take the piss out of each other. You think of a movie like white Men Can't Jump, you know, that's. It's a black guy and a white guy and they're. I think you gotta get it out there. And it doesn't mean you're racist or have hatred. It's just like. And also to be able to joke with someone is a bonding experience that we are denying ourselves.
Donald Trump
Yes, I agree with you. And so then you, you know, when you're in my business, you know, you start kind of trying to plumb why, why, why? And the best I've been able to come up with is it's like the ultimate manifestation of rich people problems that in this country, we ignore things that we could be fascinated by. You know, like the degree to which we have hungry kids in this country is always. Shocks me every time I go to these areas. And I'm like, how is this happening here?
Chris Cuomo
How is it happening? Because there's so many programs.
Donald Trump
We have become.
Chris Cuomo
Where are the kids? Hungry.
Donald Trump
So top heavy.
Chris Cuomo
They look fat.
Donald Trump
We have more of a. We are at one, but that's the truth. We are at once, per capita, one of the most obese places on the planet. And we have crazy percentages of women who die in childbirth and hungry kids.
Chris Cuomo
That went for us. I know.
Donald Trump
And it's like, because we become so.
Chris Cuomo
Top heavy it's so embarrassing.
Donald Trump
And that's what Trump was playing with, right? Which is that there is this real angle anger out here that like, how are you people right, living this way when it's so uneven in a land of opportunity. I get it. And we have created this dynamic of rich people problems where we destroy each other on these marginal bases. You never would if you had a real enemy, you know, 9 11, which, you know, you and I lived. There were some real fights politically for Bush before that, and Giuliani was dead man walking in New York City. 911 happens, and it checks every box of boogeyman for us. And all of a sudden, all those fights ended. That was the last time we saw Congress vote on a conflict. And now, unfortunately, they voted the wrong way because they had bad information and there was no yellow cake in Iraq. And that's not where the 911 guys came from. They were all Saudis and. But we were so scared. We were so scared.
Chris Cuomo
But that was not the real reason for the war. And there is a. Look, I was against the war too. But there is a world in the future because everything undergoes revisionism. You know, someone will write a book in 20 years and say, going into Iraq was the smartest thing we ever did. I don't think it was, but it was all a cover, for one thing. Thomas Friedman used to write about this a lot. It really was about this, which wasn't a bad idea, that there is this cancer in the world, which is Islamic jihadism. Even people who argued with me about Islam would admit there was, use the word, there is a cancer on this religion. And I would say, well, okay, well, you know, your other. The next thing you always say about this is, but it's not everywhere. But if you get cancer, you don't go, well, it's not everywhere. You deal with it right?
Donald Trump
And we started off the right way, and then we got into the political correctness and Obama refusing to say Islamic terror.
Chris Cuomo
But the point, remember that point about Iraq being. Yes, that's true down the road. But the point, what they were trying to do, what they were saying was this world is never gonna be safe or at peace until the Islamic part, which is a huge part. We're talking about a billion and a half people. There has to be some example other than theocracy and madrasas and reading one book and Sharia law. There has to be some place that is an example. And it's not Egypt and it's not Syria and it's not Saudi Arabia, it's not Gaza. Not the West Bank. And the only place in the world where Muslims are really free to speak is when they're in the West. Yes, there are people. You know, this specious argument about. What about moderate Muslims, Bill? I'm all for them, I love them. They just don't exist that much anywhere. Or when they do, they're just shouted down and intimidated. So we need a country. That was the idea. Maybe Iraq, which has a history of.
Donald Trump
I mean, they're not Paris of the Middle East.
Chris Cuomo
That was Beirut. That was not Baghdad. Beirut they called the parish of the Middle East. But Baghdad is a. On one level. Could be. Yes, absolutely.
Donald Trump
I believe you. I'm just thinking.
Chris Cuomo
But yeah, Beirut also, which.
Donald Trump
Beirut is gorgeous.
Chris Cuomo
Yeah, but if we had this country. So that idea. But of course, if you really wanted that idea to work, you can't just do it in five years. Okay? We're talking about changing a whole culture. You have to say, this is a 50 year plan. Because even though it happened in Japan and Germany, this is a little more ingrained. Japan and Germany, they were just different. And this was gonna take a longer period of time.
Donald Trump
I think if you really cared about killing the idea, you would have gone to Saudi Arabia. And look, I don't believe you can bother the idea. Terrorism as a function of extreme Islamism.
Chris Cuomo
Right.
Donald Trump
I think that you go to Saudi Arabia, which is the manufacturer of Wahhabism, which is the seed, root of that.
Chris Cuomo
And 15 of the 19 hijackers, and.
Donald Trump
You say, look, I'm not going to bomb you. I can't bomb an idea out of existence. But you are funding it and we will come in here and overtake you and all your oil will be ours. Or you can police yourselves.
Chris Cuomo
Now that sounds like something Trump would say.
Donald Trump
I know.
Chris Cuomo
I'm not saying it's wrong. I'm just saying.
Donald Trump
No, because look, you're not gonna bomb your way through it. I gotta tell you, one of the. I have so many regrets. And you know, that's not being a good stoic, by the way. Cause regret is one of the most useless emotions there is because you can't change the past, you gotta just live with it.
Chris Cuomo
But you have to regret something to learn and do better.
Donald Trump
That's fine. But you got to get to that. You got to like, oh, man, I fucked this up. And so, you know what I mean, the longer you stay here, you're not here. And so I have a lot of that still, especially in this job. Because, you know, at the end of the day, the people can say whatever they Want.
Chris Cuomo
I have a lot of regret.
Donald Trump
Media matters. I have a lot of regrets. You know, people say you're not supposed to give the answer. If you could go back, would you? Everybody's supposed to know. Because I wouldn't be where I am now. I would definitely go back.
Chris Cuomo
I'm almost 70, but I cannot stop beating myself up about stuff. I should have done better and known better at 40. 45, 50. 55, 60. You know, it just like, took so long to not be so stupid. And I can't. I can't get over, like, kind of hating myself, you know, about certain things. I mean, you know, like, you know, just somebody who perhaps I should not have, like, you know, been in a relationship with. And people think you don't like. No, I don't. She's fine. I don't like me because I made that choice and I should have known better. I wasn't a kid. I can't get over those kind of regrets now. You're right. I should. I should be a stoic. I should read Marco. So really, I should smoke less pot. Or maybe more pot.
Donald Trump
More pot, more pot, more pot. Exactly.
Chris Cuomo
That's what I was just trying to get to. I should smoke more pot.
Donald Trump
I'll tell you, it's good. Continue your thoughts and I'll tell you why. Because you should use the things that allow you to be in the right headspace. And there's a reason that the assassins started using hashish. Right? That's where the word comes from.
Chris Cuomo
Right.
Donald Trump
And it helped them deal with these extreme thoughts and process less and process differently. And I think that there's value in that. And I am a self loather. And it is my biggest thing that I deal with. I have a great therapist who's tried to help me for so long.
Chris Cuomo
Really?
Donald Trump
Yeah.
Chris Cuomo
A therapist? You?
Donald Trump
Yeah. I believe in all the tools, brother. Anything that can help you get to a better place, you should be using it. There's no shame in my game. But, you know, cigar smoke will change this whole place, you know, so that's why I didn't.
Chris Cuomo
Ugh.
Donald Trump
But I was gonna bring you cigars. I know. That's why I didn't.
Chris Cuomo
You can. No, Please. If you want one, have one.
Donald Trump
No, I don't want it.
Chris Cuomo
It's a no. I want you to.
Donald Trump
I don't smoke in my house either. But it is.
Chris Cuomo
It is. It is. It smells like a skunk.
Donald Trump
It's disgusting. But the smoke is. The taste is great.
Chris Cuomo
But I.
Donald Trump
You know, I just so enjoy spending the time with you. So I'm fine with that. All right, so I have a buddy that Christina introduced me to and, And. And Don Lemon is good friends with this guy and his husband. Also.
Chris Cuomo
Don was here recently.
Donald Trump
Yeah, I saw. It was great episode. I did. It was great episode.
Chris Cuomo
Oh, good.
Donald Trump
He, you know, owns a company called Dragon Hemp. And I'll. No, this. This is far too intelligent for them. The. The. This guy owns this company called Dragon Hemp, and he makes hemp.
Chris Cuomo
I love the title.
Donald Trump
Hemp derived. He has all these Chinese botanicals and stuff. He's a very wise.
Chris Cuomo
It doesn't get you high.
Donald Trump
Let me tell you. It does.
Chris Cuomo
It does.
Donald Trump
So. It does. It does so he has. I'm telling you. I'll send you the. I'll send you them now. You are hardcore.
Chris Cuomo
Okay, I'm mind blown.
Donald Trump
So it's not marijuana flower. It's. It's different. It doesn't have the same psychotropic effects, but it does give you like a two drink buzz. But your processing is still there.
Chris Cuomo
How much do you have to take for this?
Donald Trump
Two drinks? You would take two of them. I would take half of one.
Chris Cuomo
I probably need 10 and no, I'm.
Donald Trump
Telling you, I have big time weed smokers in my life who love these things.
Chris Cuomo
Okay, well, then Woody Harrelson and I really have to put out a mass newsletter apologizing because we have been making the case for a very long time about hemp. And we should legalize it because, you know, they lumped it in with. Because it's a cousin.
Donald Trump
I don't have any problem being legalized.
Chris Cuomo
Thc. But we always said, you know, guys, they make sailboats out of this. They make.
Donald Trump
I don't have any problem.
Chris Cuomo
The Declaration of Independence was on hemp paper. It doesn't get you high. Now you're telling me it gets us high.
Donald Trump
There is a way.
Chris Cuomo
So it's even put up.
Donald Trump
But it's not like THC take.
Chris Cuomo
You gotta read the Declaration of Independence and then snort it.
Donald Trump
The. So I take the gummy. It takes about 45.
Chris Cuomo
Oh, you do take the gummy. You're not kidding.
Donald Trump
No, yeah, I took it and it just.
Chris Cuomo
Oh, today you took it?
Donald Trump
I just took it before I came here.
Chris Cuomo
Oh, wow.
Donald Trump
You have any cookies? No, I'm kidding. So I. Oh, boy. And it just gives you like. Oh, relaxed feeling.
Chris Cuomo
You have to tell me.
Donald Trump
And I love it. You know, I don't really drink anymore.
Chris Cuomo
See, that's the problem with me is I wish I was you for this, because it doesn't. It's too much. It's a commitment. And you know me and commitment, not a big thing. And you're in it for too many hours. You don't control it like this. I can. Since I stop smoking. I'm not. Yes, that's not the case. Eating it and also makes me a little paranoid.
Donald Trump
I think that's the marijuana flower. I do not get it. And I'm very.
Chris Cuomo
We're all different. See, this is why I had my issues with the COVID reaction in this country. Because I just know from other experiences, health wise, we're all different. We're all very individuals when it comes to our health. So don't put out a big, you know, write it in the sky banner. We all have to do this. I'm sorry, we don't all have to do it or we shouldn't all have to do it.
Donald Trump
Remember, you had Republicans and Democrats who were on that boat until it became inconvenient. Trump gave us the vaccine, okay? It's a great vaccine.
Chris Cuomo
We needed a vaccine.
Donald Trump
And now he just doesn't talk about it. And I'll tell you, it's the only time I've seen him booed. He was on stage with Bill O'Reilly and they were doing something like this. And O'Reilly, out of nowhere, you know, cuz he's pretty deferential to Trump, I don't care what he says. But he looks at him, he says, let's just get this out of the way. You were vaccinated, right? And Trump says, yeah, boo. And you got the booster, I know you did, cuz I got it too. Because of our age. Yes, I did. Boo. And he turns and he says, don't you boo me. And they keep booing and he says, I'm all you got. Don't you boo me. I'm all you got. And they settled down and it was a really interesting moment.
Chris Cuomo
I mean Trump, really interesting, is one of the most effective politicians, whatever you think of the policy and him as a person, just as a politician, just understanding that, always lean in to being more who you are. The people are not savvy about issues, but they smell a phony a mile away and that kind of shit, nobody else does it. You know, there's a couple of times when, I mean, look, I've been his biggest critic for good reason. And when he got reelected, I said I'm not going to pre hate anything. And then the first week I said, well, there's lots of things I hate because I do, okay? There's some things I don't hate also, but the way he can do that and sometimes kind of make me go, oh, man, I gotta give it up. Like when he did that thing where the guy came in from the Taliban and he said, this is an aerial picture of your house. If during a withdrawal, one American is hurt, just know. I know where you live. I was like, oh, can we just play the music now? Because I don't care. It's Donald Trump and he's the worst person ever. Blah, blah, blah. I fucking love that. One time they were doing something, something was going on with, and he said, you know what? When you come after New York, you gotta go through me. It's like, oh, hometown boy. You know, he has those moments that no other politician has. And the Democrats have to find that guy.
Donald Trump
They need a message. And then you find. And then you find the message. No, but that's how it works for Trump.
Chris Cuomo
That's what they. That's the worst thing. The Democrats always say message. Yeah. First of all, they did, and they don't like it. Second of all, they don't give a shit. It's not about the message. Trump changes his message from day to day. Tariffs, everywhere. Tariffs, no, those are policies. It doesn't matter. But they don't care about policy. They never understand it. His message is, I'm me, I'm strong, and I'm Daddy. You know, they're on this daddy thing, you know, and people want a daddy. You know, Tucker Carlson, that whole thing. You've heard that thing about daddy came home and you need a smack. And I'm like, this is getting a little weird, Mrs. Robinson. You know, Daddy. But you know what? That's what works, and that's what people respond to. They don't know the issues, they don't know the facts, and they have no interest in learning about them. They just. They're like an animal. They're instinctive. Like, I smell fear or I smell Alpha and they smell alpha, and Democrats have to come up with an Alpha. And it's not Tim Walls.
Donald Trump
No, probably not.
Chris Cuomo
And it's not Tim, the other Tim who ran Kane. Tim, These are not Alphas. It's like this. This thing of, like, let's get a woman and then a docile man who's in every commercial where he's the asshole while mom takes care of business. You know, that is. That's not a message that makes the tribe go, who is strong? Who's strong? Who's strong? Tim Walls. No. Org. Give me rock. I need to kill myself. Because Tim Walls, you know that you gotta appeal to people at a sort of post civilization stage where we're kind of at on a primal level. You just do. And Trump does it better than anybody.
Donald Trump
Trump does, and he started with a rejection principle. What took him from being a joke to being a messenger was two things. One that was really missed in the media and I was just fortunate to be covering the rallies so I saw it sooner. We forgot how powerful celebrity is in the American psyche. And that Trump being a TV star. See, I never saw him as a TV star cuz I've just known him my whole life.
Chris Cuomo
Not just a TV star, but one who played a boss.
Donald Trump
Y and that apprentice is really. Everybody wanted to be him now. Maybe not certain aspects of his personality, but the money, the power, the agency. So they missed that. But when he really turned was I know who you hate and I know what you hate because they all come to me and I hate them too. And I will make them pay. The idea that Trump was ever selling himself as a cure is bullshit. He was selling himself as a virus. I will get into the political corpus and I will make it sick. And that is what sustains him, is that when the media comes after him for something, people are like, yeah, but you're kind of part of what I hate. And he's fighting what I hate. Oh yeah, but he's this and that, you know, that's what you say. But you're like that too. Everybody is. And the people who you like are like that too. But you're only going after him.
Chris Cuomo
I totally understand their hate. A lot of what they hate, I hate too.
Donald Trump
Yeah, I get it.
Chris Cuomo
But I just won't go. But I also have a rational mind.
Donald Trump
Yes.
Chris Cuomo
So I don't go all the way to. Then this is because it is worse to me. Right. You know, if you don't really believe in the secession of power, if you don't really believe in the emergency of climate change, I can't get on board with you. But yeah, the political instincts, just the connection with people. I mean people are always saying, I'm saying it's my editorial this Friday about Republicans being North Korean with their leader. But why? The reason why that they're so afraid of him is that they know he has a connection. If you're a congressman, a senator, he has a connection with my voters that I do not have.
Donald Trump
Nope, he will beat you.
Chris Cuomo
I do not have that connection.
Donald Trump
He will primary you and more often than not you will lose. And that's if all you're about is keeping power. That's all you need to be kept in check.
Chris Cuomo
So that's why every Republican is like, you're the alpha, like animals do.
Donald Trump
The inflection moment for me and this was like, probably, I don't know, right now is a little bit of a competition with how the Democrats are handling this. But when I heard people on TV suggest that he hadn't been shot at and that the bullet didn't hit him.
Chris Cuomo
Oh, I did that bit in my ass. It's so ridiculous.
Donald Trump
It was so. I was like, wow, they've really lost the fucking plot. This guy just got shot in the head. I called him. I was so embarrassed by how he.
Chris Cuomo
Handled not get shot in the head. Chris. He got nicked in the ear.
Donald Trump
Listen, if it was your ear, you would say, I got shot in the head.
Chris Cuomo
He did not get shot in the head. If he had, this country would probably be in a civil war right now.
Donald Trump
I know. Thank God it didn't happen.
Chris Cuomo
Thank God.
Donald Trump
But I gotta tell you, if it's me and that bullet grazes my ear, oh, I agree.
Chris Cuomo
You.
Donald Trump
You hear the full story of someone tried to kill me and you'd never see me again because I would have never continued running. That was way too close. That guy gets up, pumps his fist bleeding down the side of his head and the Democrats say, maybe it's fake. That's when I think I really lost.
Chris Cuomo
Conspiracy theories are. I mean, yes, they're probably worse on the right, but it's not that they're non existent on the left.
Donald Trump
They just hate him. There are exactly conspiracy. They just hate him. So he can't even get shot and get compassion.
Chris Cuomo
That's a great way to put it. He can't even. I should have put that in my bid. You can't even shot and get compassion, right? Yeah, I know the first thing, I mean, it's so funny, you making me remember. I was on the road that day and I remember arriving at the hotel. We had flown from the first city, it was the second city on my weekend, things that I used to do. And I remember getting out of the car in front of the hotel and the guy who came to get the bag said, did you hear Trump got shot? I said, no, we hadn't. It just had happened. I looked on my phone and I was going to go on stage in three hours and I wrote a whole thing and also did it on my show Friday, that night, later that week. Like, this is not funny. I'm not laughing at this. Any jokes about how what A shame he missed are not what I'm interested in hearing and should not be done. I don't find them funny. I don't find them appropriate. You know, I've been as critical of Donald Trump as anybody I have standing here, but this is not cool because people were already doing.
Donald Trump
Yeah.
Chris Cuomo
You know, and, you know, and they.
Donald Trump
Weren'T kidding, by the way.
Chris Cuomo
No. And they were not kidding.
Donald Trump
There are people who wanted him to die.
Chris Cuomo
If you want, if you want better discourse, you can't be part of the problem.
Donald Trump
That's right. I'm with you. I think the expression, I think Maya Angelou gets credit for it, but the idea of if you don't like what you see in the world, try to change it and if you can't change your attitude. And that's the place where people are stopping short, man. They're making it way too easy on them fucking selves to fall into these like, kind of like these like lust, rage driven short cycles of things and they're forgetting their humanity. I don't like what Trump says and does on a regular basis. I called him because I wanted to say, look, he is very familiar with me and what I do and who I am. I said, I am embarrassed that you were treated this way by the media and I just want you to know I feel for your family. I don't know how they're letting you stay in the race and the way you handled that was really impressive and I just, I hope you're okay and I wish you well going forward.
Chris Cuomo
Oh, that's great.
Donald Trump
And I didn't say I wanted him to win because, you know, that was not my interest, but. And then I start getting attacked and I'm okay with getting attacked.
Chris Cuomo
But you said that personally to him or over the air?
Donald Trump
I said it to him personally. And then I said, I'm not asking you any questions and I'm not going to talk about our conversation. I'm just going to say I reached out for this, you know, and what he said, he said, but so I start getting attacked. I have no problem getting attacked. I get attacked all the time. I sign up for it. I try to provoke it very often, but this was crazy. Where is your decency? He doesn't deserve decency. Who the fuck are you? I could say he doesn't deserve.
Chris Cuomo
That's exactly why I have the issues I have with the left. That fucking attitude, that fucking bad attitude. Right.
Donald Trump
They get to judge you as people. They just, that's what their politics have become. My father never did that. And now I get this funny thing. I see it with you a little bit sometimes also, where people are like, oh, yeah, Bill doesn't understand Democrats.
Chris Cuomo
Fuck you.
Donald Trump
The guy's been a Democrat for 55 fucking years.
Chris Cuomo
I'm never going to tell him I've never been a Democrat. But I also will say I somehow never vote for the Republican, but I actually make a discerned decision every time. I mean, if you go back, did I think Bill Clinton was better than George W. Bush, George Herbert Walker? Yes, I did. Did I think that Gore would have been better than Bush, his son? Yes, I did. Did I think Bush was not as good as John. John Kerry? I liked a lot. Yeah, I voted. Did I think Obama? You know, you go through the thing. I always act. I give. I feel like I give the other side another chance.
Donald Trump
That's the way you're supposed to do it, right?
Chris Cuomo
I like McCain in 2000.
Donald Trump
Yeah.
Chris Cuomo
I.
Donald Trump
If McCain tell the economic stuff. What, he killed himself. McCain, McCain. When that election was about who can keep us safe, he had a shot even with Palin when he said, look, I'm not the guy for the economic stuff. That's not me, but I'll keep us safe. And then we had that fucking recession, and it killed him.
Chris Cuomo
You know, it'd be interesting if 9, 11 had happened in 1999.
Donald Trump
He would have won.
Chris Cuomo
Instead of 2001.
Donald Trump
He would have won.
Chris Cuomo
It could have been McCain 100% war hero.
Donald Trump
Yeah. Yeah.
Chris Cuomo
Like, I like people who don't get captured. I mean, come on, man. Listen, that's just a terrible thing.
Donald Trump
It is. It's terrible. And it's one of, like, a dozen things. And what's more terrible to me is not him. It's how people who used to beat me over the head with the idea that character counts with Bill Clinton now forgive anything this guy does. And I have no problem with forgiving everything somebody does, especially if you're a Christian. But you don't. You only forgive your own when it's convenient, and then you judge everybody else. And that's what bothers me about the MAGA movement is that these people used to say that. I mean, Pence. That's why I was sideways with Pence. He wrote this letter when he was in Congress about governor, about President Clinton and how he has to be judged. You have to treat him the way you would your neighbor. And if he's doing these kinds of things that are immoral, you got to say it. Oh, oh, really? But you're gonna. You're gonna stand Next to this guy, though. Right. And then all of a sudden, that goes out the window. Right. That's what bothers me is the hypocrisy, and it bothers people, too.
Chris Cuomo
But I also have a feeling I may be wrong about this, that if I could, like, say to Trump, hypothetically, you know, it really bugged me about what you said about McCain. You know, I mean, he flew this mission over, you know, he was an Air Force pilot. It wasn't his fault. I feel like he's a guy unlike most politicians who have to never flip flop on anything. I feel like he could go, yeah, you know what? I think you're right.
Donald Trump
Yeah. I just don't think he has that person in his life.
Chris Cuomo
He may not, and he may not be able to do that, but I just feel like there's a kind of innocent honesty to him. Like the way he just voices his interior monologue.
Donald Trump
Yes.
Chris Cuomo
Which is.
Donald Trump
So he does. I don't know about. I don't know that I give him the label of honesty, but he's authentic.
Chris Cuomo
Authentic.
Donald Trump
Well, I'll give you authentic.
Chris Cuomo
Well, it's his honesty. It's his truth. For the people who, like, are always about. Well, there's my personal truth. Okay. I agree what he's doing is worse, but it is sort of a version of that. My personal truth is that Zelensky has an approval rating of 4%, even though it's 57. It's not really that different than my personal truth. I can give you some examples. So, like, I just feel like there is a guy in there who's obviously gotten everything he could ever want. He won the presidency twice. You can't win it more times than that. Although they will try.
Donald Trump
I know. Steve Bannon told me differently.
Chris Cuomo
It's the end of my editorial this week about the third term. Okay. But anyway, you're welcome. I feel like he has the capacity, unlike most people, to maybe go, yeah, you know what? Yeah, yeah. You know, I just feel like there's. That there's. Because he's so all over the map with everything. Let's invade Greenland. Let's do things that nobody ever thought of. Canada is our biggest enemy or whatever. Let's get the minerals out of Ukraine. Well, you know what? If we're giving them so much money, would it kill them to give them some minerals? Not the way he's doing it, with a gun to their head, but like. Like he just thinks outside the box.
Donald Trump
Yes.
Chris Cuomo
So I feel like there is a virtue to that. That's not always all Bad. And I feel like he might be a guy who would go, yeah, you know, I was mad at McCain, but you know what, you're right. He was a pilot. He did his thing. He loved America.
Donald Trump
He may there'd be one thing that would be stopping him. Assuming that's what he believes, there'd be one thing stopping him and he'd be right. Never ever apologize. Not in this climate.
Chris Cuomo
You're right.
Donald Trump
You know, I love when people say.
Chris Cuomo
To me, oh, that's not an apology.
Donald Trump
Yeah. But I'm saying he is very aware in his head that there are two things that we say that are fucking lies. Okay? The first one is, hey, look, if you just own it and apologize, you know, people respect that. Yeah, people will. Not the media and not people on social media driving these algorithms just make it worse. That's right. And the second thing that we say is everybody loves a comeback. Not when it's in process, they don't.
Chris Cuomo
They love it.
Donald Trump
Once you are successful and have come back, then they like it. They don't love it when it's in process. They're trying to kill you the whole time. It's like in the in laws. Serpentine, serpentine, serpentine. When they're running across the road. That's what it is.
Chris Cuomo
Hey, Chris. We're all rooting for each other. Yeah, right. That's the thing about them.
Donald Trump
We're rooting for each other to come in second.
Chris Cuomo
They're all really.
Donald Trump
I mean, especially in this business.
Chris Cuomo
They're just good. They're good people.
Donald Trump
This business is the worst. They just want to had it right.
Chris Cuomo
They just want to get the truth.
Donald Trump
No, they don't. Hunter S. Thompson had it right. The television business is uglier than most things. It's a money trench dug through the heart of journalism. It is a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free and good men die like dogs for no good reason. That is this business. It is the ugliest thing I've ever been around. It's not that people don't do beautiful things with the opportunity. America has a signature blessing in some of the people it has in its media.
Chris Cuomo
So I'm supposed to be impressed by that quote from that bloated old colostomy bag, Hunter S. Thompson?
Donald Trump
I think it's a great quote. You don't have to like him.
Chris Cuomo
No, I do. I'm kidding. I'm a big fan of Hunter S. Thompson.
Donald Trump
Gonzo journalism. That's what everybody does now. It's all gonzo. It's all first person Everybody wants you to tell you, but also their experience.
Chris Cuomo
I mean, talk about a guy. Trumpian, you might say, who just, like, never, like, gave an inch to anybody.
Donald Trump
Never.
Chris Cuomo
And just. I mean, this guy, like, went out strong.
Donald Trump
Yep.
Chris Cuomo
I mean, he was not destined to live to 90.
Donald Trump
Nope.
Chris Cuomo
Because he just lived the. He was like, I'm gonna live the Hunter S. Thompson lifestyle. Like, you know, maybe I'll get 60. Whatever. I don't know. How old when he died? This maybe 63 or something. Yes. Not late. No, not crazy early, but, like, for doing acid every day. Yeah.
Donald Trump
Right.
Chris Cuomo
You know, like, there were several organs.
Donald Trump
In his body that were in the fetal position. Yeah. Six, seven years of his life.
Chris Cuomo
I'm gonna have a good run, and then I'm, you know, I look.
Donald Trump
I really don't have any part of it, you know, problem with it. I say something that people misinterpret, or at least they misinterpret how I mean it. I don't have any real interest in longevity. I train the way I do because I want to be capable of certain things as long as I can, but. And like, my kids, they get upset at me. You don't want to see my grandkids.
Chris Cuomo
You don't want Tesla.
Donald Trump
You don't want to see.
Chris Cuomo
What are you training for?
Donald Trump
I train for. To be capable, defend myself, defend the people that I love. Oh, lift things.
Chris Cuomo
Yeah. I mean, you're athletic.
Donald Trump
You know, those things matter to me.
Chris Cuomo
I mean, I'm definitely athletic. I mean, I don't feel like I need to. To, you know, lift a tire or that shit. That looks. Looks like you can do that.
Donald Trump
Yeah, I'm a strong motherfucker.
Chris Cuomo
I can. I said that when they came in and you were like, what are you talking about?
Donald Trump
No, I'm just saying I don't think I'm, like, too big. I mean, but that's what it is.
Chris Cuomo
I don't know. It depends on how you like tits.
Donald Trump
How you like tits. I mean, you know, on women, generally.
Chris Cuomo
Well, that's. That would be my point of view on women. But men like tits now. I mean, you know, it's all mixed up these days with kids, this.
Donald Trump
I look. You know, politics has this concept called the 80 20. You look for 8020 issues in politics where, you know that people are overwhelmingly.
Chris Cuomo
I just read about it. Yes.
Donald Trump
And trans athletes is an 80 20.
Chris Cuomo
That's an 80 20.
Donald Trump
It's an 8020 all day.
Chris Cuomo
Well, explain to the people what that means. It means that 80% of the people.
Donald Trump
80% of the people feel the way one way on it.
Chris Cuomo
80% of the people have common sense.
Donald Trump
That's right.
Chris Cuomo
And they understand that there are men's leagues and women's leagues because the women are not as good as the men. That's not an insult to women. It's just life on earth. I didn't invent it. The God I don't believe in invented it. Okay, so that's what it is. But you could. The best WNBA team, if they played the worst NBA team, it would be a slaughter.
Donald Trump
They'd have a hard night.
Chris Cuomo
It would be more than a hard night. They wouldn't get a shot off. They're great scorers. Not when you're. I'm talking about the defense now. They, I just think every shot would be blocked. They're faster, they're bigger, they're stronger. They wouldn't get any rebounds. I just think if they really played as hard as they could, it would just be a fucking massacre. And that's not an insult to women. It's just a nod to reality. And that's what, you know, to your point about 80, 20, like when, when 80% of the people get that. And again, my point about they're not savvy about issues, but they get men and women, they get that women have not changed that much.
Donald Trump
They get fairness in most things and they get to square it with what their lived experience is and they see things and they understand it. And when it seems upside down in politics because of party preference, it pisses them off. And that's what Trump seized on and he had to be an outsider. The one thing.
Chris Cuomo
What does your genius daughter think about something like this?
Donald Trump
The. Well, my, my 22 year old. Oh, the 15 year old. So the 15 year old is different than the 22 year old in, in several ways, but.
Chris Cuomo
22.
Donald Trump
You got a kid 20, she's about to graduate. She's a singer and a songwriter. I'll play you some of her music when we're done. She is. What are you laughing at? Laugh at my daughter?
Chris Cuomo
No, but it just.
Donald Trump
No, everybody's kid is a singer. Song.
Chris Cuomo
Yeah.
Donald Trump
Is that what it is? So that's what she does. She's done it her whole life. I don't know what she's going to do with her life. We'll see. But the 15 year old is very locked into character. So Trump or anybody who seems mean has a problem with her straight off the bat.
Chris Cuomo
Right.
Donald Trump
And that's the end of the analysis, which is what it used to be for conservatives by the way, which is, if you're not a good person, it's over. I don't really give a shit.
Chris Cuomo
But it shouldn't be the end of the analysis. It should be the beginning.
Donald Trump
I'm fine with that.
Chris Cuomo
Right. Don't you agree?
Donald Trump
Yeah, but that's not how you say. Oh, yeah, look, first of all, it.
Chris Cuomo
Should be the beginning.
Donald Trump
Yes, because.
Chris Cuomo
Because there were some mean liberals.
Donald Trump
Look, they're meaning.
Chris Cuomo
And they got shit done.
Donald Trump
That's right. So what I say to her is, what are you electing? Are you electing your moral figure? Is that what you think this is? Is this some pastor that you're going for? Is this your husband? Is this someone who's going to date your mom? You know, who is this person? And if this is somebody who's got to do a dirty fucking job, then you have a different set of credentials. And I say to her, sometimes if you had to hire somebody to kill somebody, okay, and get past your problem with doing that. I'm just saying, would it be the nicest person that you could find or.
Chris Cuomo
Be a mafia guy?
Donald Trump
That's exactly right, because they kill with no fucking thought. Kill their own parents. Yeah, right. Okay, but.
Chris Cuomo
But wait.
Donald Trump
So she has a problem with anybody on the basis of meanness, and she can't get past it, so she's not a particular fan.
Chris Cuomo
But you said date your mom. That's your wife.
Donald Trump
I know, but I'm saying, like, that's how you would measure the person.
Chris Cuomo
Why would she be thinking about someone.
Donald Trump
I'm saying dating. When you're. When you're figuring out what you're asking this person to do, you're going to have a certain lens of what matters to you.
Chris Cuomo
But your wife shouldn't.
Donald Trump
I didn't use that as an example. I'm just putting it out there now.
Chris Cuomo
Saying your wife should not be.
Donald Trump
Yeah, I get. I get it. There would be a problem to start before who we were picking for the position. I get it. But the point is, you got to think about what you're asking the person to do and what set of traits go with that. And the idea that you want the nicest person, you want the most upstanding person to be your leader, is rarely the case of who's best for the job. And it's a dirty fucking job. There's a lot of compromises. There are a lot of moral compromises that you have to make, and that's the reality of it.
Chris Cuomo
You know, Chris, as Jack Webb used to say on Dragnet, we have to recruit from Humanity and humans are imperfect. Humans are not good people. I've said that many times.
Donald Trump
I believe that in general, they suck.
Chris Cuomo
Human suck.
Donald Trump
Sometimes they don't.
Chris Cuomo
Sometimes they don't. And you know, it's so hard to tell.
Donald Trump
Do you believe people are inherently good or bad?
Chris Cuomo
I believe they're inherently horny.
Donald Trump
I'll listen, I'll take it and I'll tell you why.
Chris Cuomo
I agree.
Donald Trump
I believe that they are self interested. And I'll tell you.
Chris Cuomo
Oh, yeah.
Donald Trump
What I call the cookie test. They are not good or bad. They are self. Interesting.
Chris Cuomo
You're right.
Donald Trump
The cookie test. When I would have the babies when they were young.
Chris Cuomo
Have the babies?
Donald Trump
Yeah, when I had them, like, you know, with each other, when they were playing in their groups.
Chris Cuomo
Right.
Donald Trump
You put a cookie between two infants and you see what human nature is.
Chris Cuomo
Okay, I never thought of that.
Donald Trump
You put the cookie between the two.
Chris Cuomo
But babies eat cookies.
Donald Trump
Oh, yeah.
Chris Cuomo
Oh, I thought babies ate milk. I thought they only had liquid.
Donald Trump
No, no, no.
Chris Cuomo
How old, how old do you, you.
Donald Trump
They say a year, a year, year and a half.
Chris Cuomo
Oh, before then they're on the milk.
Donald Trump
Oh, yeah. You know, they're taking formula, whatever it is. But what I'm saying is, right, you think that that's as good as they're ever going to be?
Chris Cuomo
No. Like the first day at home.
Donald Trump
No, they get it. You'll kill it.
Chris Cuomo
So what about soda?
Donald Trump
But the idea that they're good only jing jing. I give them right from. Because it looks like. It looks like a nipple anyway.
Chris Cuomo
That's what I should say. You just put it, I drink it and I give it to babies.
Donald Trump
It looks like mother's milk.
Chris Cuomo
I give it to babies and it's.
Donald Trump
Just as good for you. It looks like mother's milk.
Chris Cuomo
It's not going to hurt you.
Donald Trump
So you see, they go for the cookie. And it's also true that they don't see race. Race is a learned quality.
Chris Cuomo
Right.
Donald Trump
Do you see it with the babies? Well, they see it, but they don't judge it is what I'm trying to say.
Chris Cuomo
They don't judge it. Right.
Donald Trump
We build that in. That's learned. We created race. Yes, we created race. So I'm talking to Tucker Carlson the other day and I say that. And he says on purpose. Yeah. And he says, but where's the race, gene? I said, what are you talking about? And he says, well, I mean, black guy's a black guy, white guy's a white guy. I said, yeah, on the inside we're like 99.9% the same. He's like, well, but obviously there's a difference. I said, yeah, we made it a difference. We look different. You may have a trait for a certain kind of hair, and I have one for a different kind of hair, but there is no race gene.
Chris Cuomo
No.
Donald Trump
And he was looking at me like I was crazy. And I realized there's like an army of people who agree with him that. What are you talking about? Race is a thing. No, we created it. We created it.
Chris Cuomo
Yes.
Donald Trump
People look differently.
Chris Cuomo
Well, it's real, but it's just based on where you grew up. If you grew up where the sun was shining a lot.
Donald Trump
Yeah. You're going to be brown.
Chris Cuomo
You need to be darker.
Donald Trump
Yeah.
Chris Cuomo
And if you grew up where the sun wasn't shining a lot, you got lighter. Yeah. I mean, it's really that simple.
Donald Trump
And then they started moving around. So a guy like me who's got all the Sicilian blood in him, I look like a snowman compared to some of my cousins. Why? That's what's in the blood. The Normans must have come down at some point and done what they were going to do.
Chris Cuomo
No, you look like a guinea.
Donald Trump
Well, I definitely look like a guinea. Look at these features. My daughters are so happy. They don't have my nose.
Chris Cuomo
Really? Oh.
Donald Trump
They look at my face with disgust.
Chris Cuomo
Why? It's a strong, fine, proud nose.
Donald Trump
That's what I say. Luckily, though, they look.
Chris Cuomo
That does not deter women. I. I have a proud nose. As you know, borrowing that phrase from someone. But, like, you know, that, that is, that is. That doesn't. I think that they psychologically registers. You have a big dick or something. I don't know. But it is not a deterrent.
Donald Trump
I mean, look, I have a size 14 shoe. I have huge hands and a big nose, and I'm hung like a sparrow. So there are exceptions to the rule.
Chris Cuomo
Well, there's our lead. But it's sort of like what you were saying about, like, race. Like, I don't think it's actually in the DNA. I think it's, It's. It's past the DNA. It's just, again, where your melanin was exposed to.
Donald Trump
Yeah.
Chris Cuomo
It's something that happened after the DNA was put into it. Yes. I don't think our DNA is that.
Donald Trump
Different, but we created the value system around it, is what I'm trying to say.
Chris Cuomo
Like, certain, obviously, in professional sports, important differences in, like, very tiny levels of efficiency in, like, your. Your lower legs. That's why all the Olympic runners.
Donald Trump
I think it's Multifactorial. I think that you will get groups. You will get groups of genetics, though.
Chris Cuomo
That are more advantageous backs, my friend.
Donald Trump
There are some. They're not as many.
Chris Cuomo
No, they're none. There are. No.
Donald Trump
Adam Arcoletta was one of the most athletic defensive backs we've ever seen in the NFL. He was a white guy.
Chris Cuomo
What. What year did he retire?
Donald Trump
Like 10 years ago?
Chris Cuomo
Exactly.
Donald Trump
No, he was real, though, this guy.
Chris Cuomo
Yeah, so was. You can have a Seahorn on my Giant.
Donald Trump
He was a great white athlete.
Chris Cuomo
Yeah, that was a long time ago. What?
Donald Trump
I'm just saying. I don't think it's as simple as that.
Chris Cuomo
Of course it is. Why would there be none?
Donald Trump
You like Trump, so just keep insisting. It'll make it more true.
Chris Cuomo
No, make it more true because it's just. Because look at the depth chart.
Donald Trump
I'm not saying that there aren't more black athletes in the professional sports.
Chris Cuomo
There are white women.
Donald Trump
Yeah, you're right.
Chris Cuomo
Okay, well, that's because of just a simple scientific, physical reason.
Donald Trump
I think there is. That is an ingredient. I also think it's about focus and how big a part of your life that's made when you're young. How are they?
Chris Cuomo
You don't think white kids want to be in the NFL, too?
Donald Trump
I don't think that there is many white kids, as a percentage, that believe that's their only way to success, as you have with.
Chris Cuomo
You're delusional. That. That's. That's lefty bullshit. That's. No, no. White kids would love to be the NFL just as much as black.
Donald Trump
They don't have to be the same way.
Chris Cuomo
Oh, please. As if we're living in some era where if a black kid doesn't get in the NFL, their life is some racist nightmare in America.
Donald Trump
No, I don't agree with that.
Chris Cuomo
You can.
Donald Trump
I don't agree. I think that you're right. They don't have to be in the NFL to not have a nightmare life.
Chris Cuomo
Right, Exactly. So this idea that, oh, the NFL is most. And the NBA is mostly blacks because, like, otherwise, what else could they possibly do in America?
Donald Trump
No, I just think it's not just genetics, is all I'm saying. I'm saying, is genetics a factor?
Chris Cuomo
Yeah. For some athletes, genetics on. When you're talking about elite athletes, we're talking about, like, fractions of a second. Okay. And when you lose a step in the NFL, you're tired, you're retired. I mean, it's a very.
Donald Trump
Look, we see it in fighting all the time. The Myth is that once you get knocked out.
Chris Cuomo
Yeah.
Donald Trump
Once you get knocked out, you're never the same. No, it's that you got knocked out most likely because you've lost a little bit of the acuity just you needed so. And just a little bit. And then once it's exposed, it's going to keep happening. That's why it keeps happening. And I've seen that in myself, my own skills, in terms of how they've deteriorated.
Chris Cuomo
What skills for what?
Donald Trump
I find I train a lot.
Chris Cuomo
Oh, you talk about boxing, self defense.
Donald Trump
No, I don't box.
Chris Cuomo
Boxing. Ridiculous.
Donald Trump
No, boxing is fine. It's got rules. Self defense is about, you know, no rules. You know, you got to get out of this situation.
Chris Cuomo
And this is organized.
Donald Trump
Yeah, yeah. You have one of the best coaches I've ever come across that lives right here. Me. You. You are the best. You are like my Miyagi.
Chris Cuomo
What are we talking about?
Donald Trump
No, his name is Tony Blauer. He's got a technique called the spear technique, and he's got a big following online. He trains all kinds of people. He's great.
Chris Cuomo
Self defense.
Donald Trump
Oh, yeah. It's great. If you want.
Chris Cuomo
I don't want to.
Donald Trump
He's a great guy. No, because he does it. His training is for this. It's not. It's not this. It's this. It's about understanding fear and understanding what to do with it, what your choice structure is. And it's about how you grow your business. It's about how you deal with your relationships, and it's about how you protect your ass if somebody's trying to hit you.
Chris Cuomo
Can I just hire another bodyguard?
Donald Trump
Yes, you can.
Chris Cuomo
I mean, you know, in these days.
Donald Trump
You better have one.
Chris Cuomo
Oh, yeah, no, I'm very serious about that. Jerk. No, I get.
Donald Trump
We've gotten. So I'm watching the other day, Stephen A. Smith is showing up in polls for President of the United States.
Chris Cuomo
Oh, yeah, we talked about it.
Donald Trump
And I see his clip. Clip. LeBron James comes up to him, starts saying some about his. His son. Stop talking about my son.
Chris Cuomo
Oh, I saw that.
Donald Trump
And then Stephen A. Puts out a clip on one of his shows where he says, hey, if he had put his hands on me, I would have swung on his ass. I would have swung on his ass. And I'm watching it go around and how completely. We are so uncivilized. We give ourselves so much credit for being a civilized society.
Chris Cuomo
Couldn't agree more.
Donald Trump
And we are not. We are kidding ourselves. Well, we are violent. Everything about our culture is violent. And now they look at this manifestation of it in our president like it's such an aberration. This is who we are. People honor the rock. They want to look like the rock.
Chris Cuomo
You look like the rock.
Donald Trump
Please, I look like a pebble compared to the rock. I look like something that would get chipped off.
Chris Cuomo
Exactly. Look like the Rock.
Donald Trump
No.
Chris Cuomo
What are you talking about?
Donald Trump
Crazy guys like three times my size. That's not the point. The point is that's what we idolize. Every sport is violent. Everything that we want, the males have to look a certain way. Everything's violent, everything's aggressive. And then you expect to not see that manifested everywhere in your society. It's who we are, you know? What do you think?
Chris Cuomo
I've said it many times. Civilization is a mile wide and an inch deep.
Donald Trump
Yeah, I agree.
Chris Cuomo
Like you just scratch the surface. That's why when shit goes down and the cops don't show up, it is really scary.
Donald Trump
One of the big mythologies on the left is the defund the police. I remember calling Andrew when that first came out. Listen, I was like, I don't get in your head very often, but do you know who doesn't want to defund the police? Poor black people who live in communities where they need the protection.
Chris Cuomo
Right.
Donald Trump
This is crazy what your people are saying.
Chris Cuomo
Why, what were people saying?
Donald Trump
The Democrats were saying defund the police.
Chris Cuomo
Oh, his people. Yeah, yeah, well, you know what? Not mostly the politicians, but the crazies who the Democratic politicians never have the balls to basically say we're not part of this. These people are saying what they're saying on msnbc. That's not us, okay? That's where the Democrat politician falls down. Because mostly Democratic politicians were not for that, but they were too afraid. They don't have the balls to say, you know, that's bullshit. That's not who we are.
Donald Trump
You don't police your side now. It depends on what it is. Cuz with Cancel Culture, the left will take out bold faced names everywhere it can. It can't get the Maga people.
Chris Cuomo
No, I, I1 I mean, I, I told you before, I have a list of things I hate that Trump is doing and things I don't hate. Among the things I don't hate is that police now have their morale back, which they lost after 2020 and they got blamed the entire police force of the entire country for George Floyd. Now that guy, I'm glad he's in prison. I think it was murder. I don't care what the police manual says. You could Tell you were killing him and you still kept your foot on his neck. And it's just, it's, you know, and no sympathy for you. I know people are trying to get him freed now. Not on that page, but that is just not who the police are. Are there racists there? There are racists everywhere.
Donald Trump
Yes.
Chris Cuomo
Including on the other side.
Donald Trump
Yes.
Chris Cuomo
Okay, but the racist, but the police are not some racist assassin gang. They're not some slave patrol, as I've heard talk and maybe the.
Donald Trump
From overseer into officer.
Chris Cuomo
Yeah, I mean it's, it's. Come on, man. It's one of the toughest jobs.
Donald Trump
Oh yeah.
Chris Cuomo
It's split second decisions and blah, blah, blah. Yeah. Could they be better? I've done many editorials about how they can. They don't need to fire their whole clip, all of them into the same person over and over. Yeah, I get it. But I'm glad that the police have the morale back because they feel like they have a guy in the oval Office now who has their, their back.
Donald Trump
Yeah. He just doesn't have that much control over their lives.
Chris Cuomo
He doesn't. But it's a, it's a psychological thing.
Donald Trump
Yeah.
Chris Cuomo
I mean doing the right thing, doing that job is a psychological thing.
Donald Trump
Oh, there's no. Listen, I, you, you gotta get your up close.
Chris Cuomo
What do you mean?
Donald Trump
I've been with police in so many situations. I mean that's why. For the media.
Chris Cuomo
Why?
Donald Trump
Because I covered crime for 25 years. I was the anchor of 2020. I was a crime reporter.
Chris Cuomo
You were embedded with them on the.
Donald Trump
Oh yeah. I've seen the police do such amazing things and what they have to put up with and I mean, just go out with a Haida team, the high intensity drug trafficking areas. And you watch these guys who volunteer to go into these things with drug crazed animals who want to kill them. And are they holding? They are. They're holding though, right? They're holding animals. Yeah, I know. And what they do on a daily basis and what they get paid. And the scariest part for me is how little they're trained. You know, you have these guys go out there, they're not trained to fight. They're not trained to fight. So what do you think they're gonna do when you resist arrest? I'm not a fighter.
Chris Cuomo
Right.
Donald Trump
I've had like three months of training now. I'm supposed to know what to do when you're some drug fueled psycho who's like a steroid head or something like that. I'm gonna shoot you. That's what's gonna happen? The legal standard is lower for them for a reason, Right? We're expecting a level of discretion we don't train them for, because you don't want to pay for it. You don't want to put in the time, you don't want to put in the energy.
Chris Cuomo
No, it's true. You can't give people a monopoly on violence. If we do without giving them, Right. The proper training, and we don't do it.
Donald Trump
And like firefighters, you know, I remember after 9 11, everybody loved their firefighters, right? Love them, love them. They got fucked in the next contract, right after 9 11, they got fucked with what they were asking for and nobody gave a shit. It's the same thing with the cops.
Chris Cuomo
Those astronauts who just came back from space after nine months, did you see, they didn't get any, like, extra. They didn't even get overtime. Bone density for being lost in space for nine months, and they didn't get overtime.
Donald Trump
Listen, Paul Whelan. So Paul Whelan's one of the guys that we got back from Russia, right? One of the guys who was unlawfully detained there for years. He's. I'm doing this interview with him, very compelling, and all of a sudden he says something, as an aside that almost made me vomit, he says, you know, and then you come home and they have the act that they passed for people like me to be rehabilitated, but they never funded it, so there's no money in it. And you. And he just keeps going. I'm like, wait, wait a minute. You didn't get any money when you were taken because you were an American and you didn't do anything wrong and you were held for five years in a Russian prison. He goes, yeah, no, you don't get any compensation. They never funded it. Are you fucking kidding me? I mean. And then you want to tell us that you're a just society, that you're a good society, and that you're going to make judgments about people.
Chris Cuomo
It'll be so easy.
Donald Trump
And you're okay with that?
Chris Cuomo
Like, where does that break down? Where the guy who could have made that call just didn't. It just. It's so lazy.
Donald Trump
We got to talk about Signalgate for the next week until something else happens.
Chris Cuomo
No, I'm gonna let you go, but do you have anything to plug? I think it's great that you're on News Nation. I'm glad you landed somewhere. I'm glad your voice is out there. I'm glad you're talking to the people I'm glad that you are not quite the like reliable lefty you were on cnn. I feel like I trust you the way I hope people trust me to just call it down the middle, call balls and strikes. I feel you're doing that and I want you know. Yes, I'd like the field to myself, but I'm glad more people are doing it for the sake of the country. And Chris, I'm always here for the country. That's mostly what I'm doing for the country.
Donald Trump
Club Random It's a great poster. You got my vote.
Chris Cuomo
Thank you.
Donald Trump
Thank you for having for having me over. Club Random.
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Release Date: April 6, 2025
Guests: Chris Cuomo and Donald Trump
Location: Club Random
The episode begins with a dynamic introduction as Donald Trump joins Chris Cuomo in Club Random. The atmosphere is informal yet charged, setting the tone for an in-depth and candid conversation.
Donald Trump [01:43]: "You like Trump, so just keep insisting. It'll make it more true."
Chris Cuomo [01:55]: "Club Random, you're all in the mob. Is that right?"
The discussion delves into the ongoing CNN lawsuit against Trump, with both guests expressing frustration over media handling and the longevity of scandals.
Donald Trump [03:06]: "I wish that would go away, honestly. And I would settle it. I just want everybody to be on the same page, that I didn't lie to anybody about anything."
Chris Cuomo [04:09]: "It's so funny that the way I remember when it was going on, it was like the biggest thing... and then a year later, people are like, what?"
The conversation highlights how major scandals can fade from public memory, leaving those directly involved feeling vindicated yet sidelined.
Trump addresses the controversy surrounding his administration's group chat, criticizing the media's inconsistent standards and the partisan divide in holding politicians accountable.
Donald Trump [05:48]: "I think it's an unfair level of scrutiny... But Goldberg, you can say whatever you want about him. He did the right thing here."
Chris Cuomo [07:45]: "But Goldberg, you can say whatever you want about him... I think that'd be a great place for us to break bread."
They discuss the double standards in political accountability, emphasizing that cancel culture affects different factions unevenly.
The conversation shifts to personal relationships, focusing on Trump's relationship with his brother Andrew and the influence of media narratives on familial bonds.
Donald Trump [08:57]: "Bill hasn't just been a good friend to me when I needed it, but I say it all the time. Bill Maher right now is top of class and on his game."
Chris Cuomo [12:12]: "I did push the wrong button or did the wrong thing, and my phone number was... But that's so lazy."
They explore how media portrayals can strain personal relationships and the challenges of maintaining trust amidst public scrutiny.
Cuomo and Trump reflect on past political scandals, comparing them to current events. They express frustration over how quickly the public moves on from significant issues.
Chris Cuomo [14:03]: "But I say that not because you're his brother or because you're here or whatever, but... people can do that."
Donald Trump [17:28]: "I'm fine with that. I'm fine with forgiving everything somebody does."
The segment underscores the transient nature of public outrage and the enduring impact on those directly involved.
The dialogue takes a personal turn as Trump discusses his family, particularly his daughter Carolina, affectionately known as Cha Cha. They delve into family dynamics, parenting, and personal challenges.
Donald Trump [31:12]: "When she was a kid, an infant, she had abdominal weakness... We kind of gave it to her as a joke."
Chris Cuomo [32:00]: "I have a lot for that, but she's."
Trump shares heartfelt anecdotes about his daughter's resilience and determination, highlighting the importance of family support.
The guests explore philosophical concepts, particularly Stoicism, and discuss personal growth, forgiveness, and handling adversity.
Donald Trump [43:43]: "Stoics were ancient Greeks... It's about choice. It's about living your life as a function of reasoned choice whenever possible."
Chris Cuomo [53:21]: "I should smoke more pot."
They touch upon the importance of mental resilience and the tools they employ to navigate personal and professional challenges.
Cuomo and Trump critique modern media practices, emphasizing the decline of traditional journalism standards and the rise of sensationalism.
Donald Trump [62:38]: "Trump does, and he started with a rejection principle... But what he really turned was..."
Chris Cuomo [75:31]: "They just want to get the truth."
They argue that the media's focus on sensationalism undermines meaningful discourse and fosters mistrust among the public.
A contentious segment where discussions about race, genetics, and societal constructs take center stage. The guests debate the origins of race and its implications on society and sports.
Donald Trump [85:55]: "We created race. We created it."
Chris Cuomo [88:15]: "As a fisherman, it seems snobby."
The dialogue reflects differing perspectives on race, with Trump asserting that race is a societal construct, while Cuomo challenges this notion from various angles.
They delve into the state of law enforcement, critiquing proposals like "defund the police" and discussing the importance of supporting police morale and training.
Donald Trump [93:36]: "The Democrats were saying defund the police."
Chris Cuomo [95:20]: "They hate him."
The conversation emphasizes the need for balanced support of law enforcement to ensure public safety and stability.
As the episode concludes, Trump and Cuomo reflect on personal philosophies, the nature of leadership, and the importance of authentic communication in politics.
Donald Trump [100:11]: "Club Random, it's a great poster. You got my vote."
Chris Cuomo [100:12]: "Thank you."
The episode wraps up on a note of mutual respect and a shared commitment to fostering better discourse and understanding within the political landscape.
This episode of Club Random offers a raw and unfiltered look into the minds of Chris Cuomo and Donald Trump as they navigate complex topics ranging from media criticism and political accountability to personal philosophies and societal constructs. Their candid exchange provides listeners with a multifaceted perspective on contemporary issues, underpinned by personal anecdotes and unvarnished opinions.