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You don't get to. I don't think you really know somebody until you divorce them.
Bill Maher
What a great line.
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Club Random. Yeah, the. The. The nightclub shoot. And was that.
Bill Maher
I call it a bathroom misunderstanding. Max.
Exhibit
What's up, brother? How are you?
Bill Maher
Well, nervous as hell. Because. No, just because I'm not sure if I brought enough firepower. The. Right. I didn't want to disappoint you.
Exhibit
No, no, I'm not disappointed. I have to.
Bill Maher
Well, you don't know. You haven't smoked it. Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. I don't want to be the lame guy who brought the. But I think this is from my store of the woods.
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Ok. You know.
Bill Maher
You know the woods. Yes, I do.
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I do. Woody Harrelson Partners in that store.
Bill Maher
Yes, I am.
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Awesome. Yeah.
Bill Maher
Don McEnroe and I are minority owners like I was with the Mets. Yeah, yeah, always a minority owner. But that's good because, you know, you're not in for the downside.
Exhibit
Well, I have something for you.
Bill Maher
Yes, I have.
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I have. I have a store as well.
Bill Maher
Oh.
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I have actually, two Stores.
Bill Maher
Yeah.
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One in Bel Air and one in Chatsworth.
Bill Maher
Bel Air, yes. Excuse me.
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Exhibits. West Coast Cannabis. So look. So here are. Okay, well, yeah, here are. Here's some shirts.
Bill Maher
Great.
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Yes.
Bill Maher
Oh, thank you.
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And then here's some.
Bill Maher
Lovely.
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Yeah, you got some hats in there.
Bill Maher
Oh, wow.
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Yeah.
Bill Maher
Well, I will wear this proudly. I will.
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Here's some more. More merchants.
Bill Maher
I think I told you once that I used your.
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Yes.
Bill Maher
You know what I'm talking about.
Exhibit
I was actually. Somebody sent it to me, and it was the line where you said, in the words of exhibit, I might leave in a body bag, but never ain't cuffs.
Bill Maher
Now, for people who don't know what I'm talking about. I was the show that signed behind you Politically Incorrect. That show was on for nine years. I got canned, which is, you know. Oh, my Christ, this is heavy. That's a lot of weed.
Exhibit
That's a lot of weed. So if we run out. If we run out of what you brought, then we have plenty. There's a lot.
Bill Maher
Well, if you run out of what even just I bought, we'll be dead. Okay. These are from the woods, which is the. I mean, if you've never been to the woods, it's just amazing. I mean, this one is like a pot store, because it's just. It's a pot store in the front, which is as nice as any pot store I've ever seen. And then in the back, it has these. It goes all the way back to the next street on the block, which you don't see from when you walk in. And back there, it's like a jungle, and there's all these cabanas. It's the best place to. If you want to smoke it where you bought it.
Exhibit
Yes.
Bill Maher
And there's no place like it.
Exhibit
Absolutely. How's he smoking with Woody Harrison?
Bill Maher
Well, come on, man. I mean, you know, it's like. It's like getting violin lessons from Paganini. I mean, he's.
Exhibit
He's. Yeah.
Bill Maher
I mean, you know. I don't know. He's. He's sat here and we were. We were, like, literally on the. You know, like, drooling.
Exhibit
So that's one of my bucket list items, Woody. Yeah.
Bill Maher
Oh, I can arrange that.
Exhibit
Absolutely.
Bill Maher
Ask him twice.
Exhibit
Yeah.
Bill Maher
All right, well, let's. Let's fucking light up.
Exhibit
Let's do that.
Bill Maher
Oh, but no, for the people who are like, bill, tell the story about. What are you talking about with the. Okay, so when I got canned. This is back in the day when you got canceled. You actually got canceled. While they were canceled your show.
Exhibit
Absolutely. And announced it.
Bill Maher
Yeah. It wasn't a metaphor. Yeah, you're out of a job, you're fired, you're cancelled. Which is fine. I had a nine year run. I loved it. It actually was a blessing in disguise because I like real time. It made more sense. It was good for when I was young and immature, and now I'm old and immature. So, you know, this, this suits me better. But so I think, how am I going to leave this nine year trip I've been on where the show was called Politically Incorrect and I got fired for doing what I did the whole time, which was speaking my mind. This is right after 9, 11. And you know, they thought I was with the terrorists. I was just saying they weren't cowards, which you're not when you stick with the suicide mission. So I said, okay. And I wouldn't retract, you know, sorry if I hurt your feelings, you know, And I did. I mean, the country was raw and maybe the timing was whatever, but you know, that's what the show was. So I said, what can I say? And I guess I had been listening to that song a lot at the time. I mean, I'm no expert in rap. I do, I mean, I love your.
Exhibit
I mean, you're no Bill. You are, I would say, connected to the culture in a way that is genuine. And look, dude, I watch a show, you know, and I, I enjoy your takes. I enjoy the, the wittiness and the. You see the forest for the trees and you tell it how it is. And I think we miss a lot of that in today's, you know, perfectly brewed system of stewed shit, you know what I'm saying? So I think it's dope that.
Bill Maher
Thank you.
Exhibit
Yeah, I think it's dope that you continue on.
Bill Maher
Yeah, I mean, I hear this all the time from people who, you know, basically are saying what you're saying, which is like, it's great to be an ally, but being real is almost. It's not better, but like, it's very important.
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Yeah.
Bill Maher
To be real, even if you don't agree.
Exhibit
Yeah, yeah.
Bill Maher
You know, and so anyway, I had to find some line, you know, when Neil Armstrong walked on the moon. Now that I'm comparing my leaving Politically Incorrect with walking on the moon. But he had to like come up with a line, you know, you can't just fucking walk on the moon and go, shoot. Geez, that was some shit, huh? You know, Neil Armstrong, who famously said, geez, that was some shit. No, so he came up with one small step for mad and one. Okay, great. So I was like, but I'm leaving this Politically Incorrect and your song. And I know the whole. I don't know a lot. I'm not Ari. Yeah, Big please too.
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It's the Eminem record.
Bill Maher
Yes.
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Yeah.
Bill Maher
I'm not Ari Melber. I don't know rap songs like that. But I do know that one. And I know that whole thing. I think it starts well, I can't even sing it, but, you know, I'm the head African American in charge. The way I watch you move, you're found dead in your garage with 10 o'clock news coverage. And then it's like, you gotta love it. I exposed the facade. Your lungs are too small to hot box with God, all jokes inside come.
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Bounce with us standing open, you would.
Bill Maher
At 12 gauge about to bust like ashes to ashes, dust to dust. I might leave in a body bag, but never in cuffs. And I thought leaving a body bag, you know, that that's what the message.
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I want to leave standing on. Standing on your principles.
Bill Maher
Yeah.
Exhibit
Yeah.
Bill Maher
Well, you know, whatever shit I said at the time, I may not even agree with all of it now. I mean, 37 year old me is not. Or whatever I was is not. I'm almost 70, right. You know, but mostly, yeah, I'm pretty much the same guy.
Exhibit
Absolutely.
Bill Maher
And I would do the same thing. I just found a network or they found me, or it was just lucky we got together where that was never really going to be an issue again because there were no sponsors. The show never lost its audience, it just lost the sponsors. And in commercial tv, you can't survive without sponsors. They pay the bills.
Exhibit
Right, right.
Bill Maher
So anyway, what did you line up with?
Exhibit
What did you put in there? What is in that dropper, Jane?
Bill Maher
I drink it. I do. I love it. It's a way to make diet soda without any chemicals. What do you drink? Oh, you don't drink anymore?
Exhibit
Well, I do.
Bill Maher
What do you. What are you having?
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A coffee.
Bill Maher
You don't drink liquor.
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Yeah, I do.
Bill Maher
Oh, you do?
Exhibit
Yeah. Just. But, but okay, so here's the thing. So I'd say maybe eight, nine months ago, I was 268 pounds.
Bill Maher
Really? He looked way down from there.
Exhibit
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so I started eating, you know, clean, getting going and, you know, getting rest, going to the gym, doing all that stuff. Just was really not liking what I was seeing. And so now I'm down to 220. And now I'm just drinking when there's A. There's. There's a reason to celebrate that.
Bill Maher
You know what? That's almost exactly what I do. I drink here.
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Yeah.
Bill Maher
And never more than two.
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Yeah.
Bill Maher
You know, when you're my age, almost 70.
Exhibit
Well, I mean, I'm with you, Bill. So I'm gonna take a shot eventually. Great. Yeah, I'm gonna take a shot eventually.
Bill Maher
Well, let's try this one from the woods. It's Lil Woody's.
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Okay.
Bill Maher
See that? Little Woody's. And it looks like it's a substitute.
Exhibit
What is that, like a. Like a four gram, three gram?
Bill Maher
I don't know those kind of things. But I mean, Woody seems to have signed it. It's very, very fancy.
Exhibit
Whoa.
Bill Maher
I'd almost say gay. So let's light this gay joint.
Exhibit
Okay.
Bill Maher
Have a gay old. So you got a new record coming out?
Exhibit
Yeah, yeah. I haven't put out a record since 2012, so it's important for me to, you know, go into this knowing that I have to reintroduce myself to my fans and people who may not, you know, even know.
Bill Maher
I told generation I wasn't even around.
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Right.
Bill Maher
Wow.
Exhibit
Or people that just know me from doing film and tv. So Kingmaker is the title of the record, and I really feel there's 20 songs on there. We've been rolling it out. I partnered with Conor McGregor. He started a record label.
Bill Maher
Conor McGregor.
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Yes.
Bill Maher
I did not see that coming.
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Or no one did, as the kids say.
Bill Maher
I did not have that on my bingo card. When was the last time anybody played bingo?
Exhibit
Yeah, but I think it's. I think it was attractive to me because there's. We're the first. There's no level of expectation. He is, you know, there's no real way.
Bill Maher
So he's rapping?
Exhibit
No, he's not rapping. Oh, yeah, he just. He just, you know, he's got a group of people around him that do his investments and whatnot. And starting a label was something he really wanted to do. So he ended up, you know, getting his group together. Pulled the executives in.
Bill Maher
Yeah.
Exhibit
And so we came in. We're the first ones out. I think he signed Bone Thugs in harmony. There's like a. There's a diverse or genre of music on the label.
Bill Maher
Bones talks. Yeah, I remember them. I lost the lighter already. No, no, that's not the one. It's.
Exhibit
Oh, yeah, the metal one.
Bill Maher
I tell you, kids, don't smoke pot because this is what'll happen to you. You'll just be two washed up celebrities getting high in their. In my basement. And, And I'm telling you. Oh, here it is, right in front of my face. So. So that was. That's on Conor McGregor's bucket list.
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Greenback Records.
Bill Maher
So start a record label.
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Yeah.
Bill Maher
Throw a chair through a bus. Start a record label.
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He's a bad boy.
Bill Maher
Yeah. I mean, no, I don't dislike him. I just would, you know, I mean, he's just a. He's just a badass.
Exhibit
He's him, he's him unapologetically. And I think that, you know, he's, you know, whether you love him or hate him, he shoots over people's heads. And I think that's what we needed to kind of get past the algorithm of, you know, ageism is in hip hop, you get past a certain age and then they tell you you don't belong.
Bill Maher
It's everywhere, Right? But especially music.
Exhibit
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Music is like, you know, especially in hip hop. You know, they say, they describe it as a young man's sport, but we're the first of our kind. Hip hop just turned, you know, 50 something years old. So now I know, you know.
Bill Maher
Unbelievable.
Exhibit
We are now crossing this threshold from the last shift change was going from cassette and vinyl into CDs and now streams. And so we've transcended into this new age and we're the first to actually experience this. So now it's time to figure out where do we land? What do we rap about? What do we talk about? I don't talk about any of the things that I've been doing in my 20s, so I have to make it so that it's comfortable in my skin. Oh.
Bill Maher
I mean, they go through people's old tweets. It's. You're very fortunate that they don't go through people's old raps. I'm just gonna say there are some advantages, my friend.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bill Maher
Sometimes you draw.
Exhibit
Yeah, they will, they will one day.
Bill Maher
They, they, they could. And it wouldn't be hard to find.
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No.
Bill Maher
Things that are just so misogynistic.
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Yeah, you can't say that shit now.
Bill Maher
I mean, bitch, please.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Choke me, spank me, pull my hair like. That's one of my biggest songs.
Bill Maher
And that's the title.
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Yeah, that's the title.
Bill Maher
I know, but I'm saying, bitch, please. You must have a mental disease.
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Yeah.
Bill Maher
Get back down to your knees get back down.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bill Maher
Not bad enough that it's like she got up to get a glass of water and that pissed you off. Yeah. That would not win Now's Men of the Year.
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It didn't age well.
Bill Maher
It didn't age well, really. But you know what? I make this case all the time. There's an author who wrote a book about it. He calls it presentism. It means you don't judge people by the mores of the past because people were always just different. You're not better. You just came later.
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Yes.
Bill Maher
You're not better than George Washington. Yeah. Everybody had slaves in that era, including people of color in other parts of the world.
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Correct.
Bill Maher
They did it, too. They had this big argument going. They say, well, schools aren't teaching slavery. I don't know. I live. I grew up in New Jersey.
Exhibit
Right.
Bill Maher
We did in New Jersey, even in the 60s.
Exhibit
Right.
Bill Maher
You know, it wasn't like the 1619 Project where they defined the country, but we got the message it was wrong and it was done. We were in the north, so it was like, oh, those assholes. You know. Whereas, of course, the north participated.
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Correct way.
Bill Maher
Of course, everybody was, you know, talk about an economy built on cheap labor.
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Yeah, yeah.
Bill Maher
You know.
Exhibit
Yeah. Free labor. Yeah. I'm saying, I think even with that conversation, I think that this. The after effects of leading with slavery, especially in grade school and the way we're taught and the way it was defined and the narrative was changed. Yeah. I think when people feel as though they've been lied to or feel as though that they, you know, have been disenfranchised or, you know, that is definitely a feeling, a real feeling, you know, for a lot of people.
Bill Maher
Oh, of course.
Exhibit
Yeah. And I think that, you know, when you look at. When you have a conversation about slavery and the way it's introduced to us and led to us, I mean, you could see. I remember being in grade school and having no issues with people in, you know, or racial kind of bias or whatever. But as soon as those lessons started, you could kind of see the mental shift in. Where it was. The pecking order was introduced and.
Bill Maher
And pecking order of amongst whom.
Exhibit
The pecking order of the mentality of. Of the way the white kids started looking at the black kids in that class, you know what I'm saying? And vice versa.
Bill Maher
Looking at them with guilt, scorn, superiority.
Exhibit
Who knows? Who knows? You know what I'm saying? But there was.
Bill Maher
It was like, see, today it's fun because today the country is so divided and so different. In blue state areas like here, if they introduce this topic because the way the white kids have been brought up on this subject, they. They're going to be like, oh my God, we're terrible people, we're oppressors. Whereas I feel this is wrong because kids, you didn't do it. Yeah, yeah, you had Little League, you know.
Exhibit
Right, right, right, right.
Bill Maher
And this was many years ago, but maybe when you grew up or still in some places in the country where this subject comes up, maybe the white kids look at the black kids with scorn, like, you know.
Exhibit
Yeah, I mean, I mean, but there is. What I'm saying is that one, whether, whether those things, whether that feeling is from there or it goes into guilt or where it goes into something that you could tell that, that this was now being introduced. Right. And so now you look at the systems and the things that have been, you know, I guess what we have been dealing with, you know, like from different ranges, you know, racism does exist and all that stuff, you know, but I definitely know from like the grade school onto the introduction of it, and then when you get into being an adult and you see how the, you know, disparaging differences between being able to, you know, get a loan or not get a loan or how you identified or singled out, that's a real thing, you know what I'm saying? So I think that especially in this.
Bill Maher
Climate, it's a real thing. But some of that they can measure.
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Yes.
Bill Maher
And they do.
Exhibit
Yes.
Bill Maher
And we got to go by measurements, not feelings. Correct. Like you wouldn't use the blood work in your body from 1990, you'd use it from this year.
Exhibit
Correct.
Bill Maher
So you could look at that loan thing was certainly prevalent. Still might be, I don't know. But when you look at the numbers, you know, especially in the last five years, people know that there's a real spotlight on this. There has been a real effort.
Exhibit
Well, it's been turned up on purpose.
Bill Maher
Of course, and it should be, but, but you know, the question isn't, is are there racists? Of course, there always will be on both sides, by the way. But of course, more historically, it was not a two sided thing. It's only recently become where, yeah, you could benefit as well as suffer because we divide everything racially. But the question is not whether there are still racists. Of course, this word they use, systemic. How much is in the system? Who is it holding back and what are the real solutions?
Exhibit
Yeah, America got a real wake up call where they thought DEI meant black people. It doesn't mean surprise.
Bill Maher
What do you mean?
Exhibit
No, I mean, I think it was funny, but you know, like when, when they started attacking the whole DEI thing, you know, black people were in A. Like, the last level of that, that was. It affected so many people before it got to black people.
Bill Maher
No, no, no, no. DEI programs. No, no, come on. It was there to even things out with black people. That's what the program. Diversity, equity and inclusion.
Exhibit
But it didn't. You know.
Bill Maher
But who went first? Who. Who go. Who jumped the line in diversity?
Exhibit
Well, I mean, in those settings. And what they're talking about is. Is, you know, primarily, you know, it was like, women in the workplace. Yeah. Before it got down to.
Bill Maher
But see, women don't need help in the workplace. That's how very often we're just so far locked into previous narratives that we get involved in what I keep calling zombie lies. Like, it's a zombie lie. It was true, and then it became not true. But you keep saying it and that women. Yeah, women did used to not be treated equally and, like, not paid as much just because they were women and they weren't avenues open to them. Women now are leading in the workplace. You know, they graduate more from college. It's the boys who are lagging behind now in those areas.
Exhibit
Yeah.
Bill Maher
You know, it's like, we're not living in the world where women can't get ahead.
Exhibit
Yeah, yeah.
Bill Maher
Women can't.
Exhibit
I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. But, I mean, I just think that people were trying to generalize, and then it became a. Like, another code word to talk about black people, you know, and.
Bill Maher
Oh, it is that, too.
Exhibit
Yeah, no, it turned into that for sure. But it wasn't quite the silver bullet that, you know, they were thinking it was.
Bill Maher
Well, they just got rid of it, like, three weeks ago.
Exhibit
Yeah, yeah.
Bill Maher
No, they did. I mean, it was. I mean, by. As usual in this country, Biden overdid it with dei, and Trump is going too far in the other direction. Right. You know, the pendulum never stops in.
Exhibit
The middle, I think. I think the uneducated people were thinking, like, you know, J. Rock from, you know, Compton is working at NASA, you know, saying like. Like, they just ushered him in. Like.
Bill Maher
No, no, I don't think.
Exhibit
It's not that, but it's a lot of dumb shit going on out there.
Bill Maher
No, but there was. I think it was the University of Michigan, someplace like that. A college which is already one of the most liberal places in the world had something like 200 DEI officers. Now, come on, man. It's like, what are they doing? What needs to be done.
Exhibit
Oh, no. I know.
Bill Maher
It's okay.
Exhibit
No, no, no, no.
Bill Maher
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Exhibit
I just have the regular. I don't really change much on it. Yeah.
Bill Maher
So it's not something we wouldn't expect.
Exhibit
No, no, no. Gabriel, you know Anne Murray. Yeah.
Bill Maher
Snowbird.
Exhibit
No, I just. I really don't. Don't do a lot on there, man. I just get phone calls.
Bill Maher
Yeah, I. I don't either.
Exhibit
Yeah, it's just. It's just.
Bill Maher
So what you said before that you so interesting about the. I think the subjects that, you know, are so different from. When was Your first album? 90s?
Exhibit
My first album was 96.
Bill Maher
96. Okay. So. Yes. Wow. That's. I mean, that's a ways. That's almost 30.
Exhibit
Yeah. 96. Yeah.
Bill Maher
It's okay. So. Yes. And in 96, I mean, certainly all the misogyny and like all that shit was fair game.
Exhibit
Right.
Bill Maher
Right now. And so what are the subjects now that have replaced it? I guess is what I'm getting.
Exhibit
Because when you cut down a tree and you see the rings in it, you know, you can tell how old that tree is. When I started my records, I was kicking and screaming. I was very angry. So I was kind of.
Bill Maher
You'll hear it in your voice.
Exhibit
Yeah, I found a safe place, you know, for me to kick and scream and not hurt myself and others, you know. And so that was like my therapy almost. So hip hop, I feel saved my life. But, you know, I was 19, 20 years old making those records. So now being able to, you know, go back and listen, you could tell the environments in the. You could tell when I got paid, you could tell when I, you know, was frustrated. You could tell when things got hard. You could tell when things were great. You could hear it in the music you can't.
Bill Maher
In your voice.
Exhibit
Right, Right. Yes. And I think now Fast forward to 2025. The things I feel like, all of it.
Bill Maher
I mean, I'm sure I don't know everything you've ever done, but I heard a lot, and I feel like you're almost always. I mean, I wouldn't even say angry.
Exhibit
Yeah.
Bill Maher
I would just say forceful and energetic.
Exhibit
Aggressive.
Bill Maher
Aggressive, aggressive. Which is kind of what I'm asking about. When you take away some of these things, they're the things that inspire aggression.
Exhibit
It's.
Bill Maher
You know, it's harder to have that sound if you're rapping about how great your marriage is.
Exhibit
Yeah, Yeah. I think. I think, you know, like, now I still like aggressive music. I still deliver aggressive, but I found my voice in the sense of. Not the tone or the projection of it, but what I'm supposed to be saying and how I'm supposed to be saying it. Like, I feel. I was very doubtful. I had a lot of doubt in my early records. I didn't know I was trying to compete. I didn't really know what I was going for. I just knew the kind of music I liked to make, and I would just say what I thought, you know, sounded good. But now when you speak with purpose and you speak with drive and you speak with conviction, it feels different. It lands different.
Bill Maher
Well, I hope.
Exhibit
Feels good saying it.
Bill Maher
I hope you go to the style of the. I mean, again, no great expert, but, like, you're. That's X. Just your. Is one of the greats of all time.
Exhibit
Thank you, man.
Bill Maher
Thank you just for name checking. Walter Cronkite.
Exhibit
Yeah, yeah.
Bill Maher
But no, just that. Is that Dr. Dre?
Exhibit
That was Dr. Dre and Scott Storch.
Bill Maher
Okay. Because he has a very distinctive sound. I always say he's the. He. This Phil Spector of rap.
Exhibit
Yes. We call him the Chairman of the board.
Bill Maher
I'm sure you should.
Exhibit
Quincy Jones of our generation.
Bill Maher
Yeah, absolutely. Because he just. I mean, that sound on that record. The same sound on Bitch Please Part 2. The same sound on the one great one. I love that. Mary J. Blige. I mean, normally not my favorite.
Exhibit
Yeah.
Bill Maher
You know, not that I don't love songs about having your period, but like, the. You know, a family affair. Is that what. You know, family affair. I have the whole. I bought the whole album. And, like, there's nothing else on that album that, like that single and then a bunch of songs like, oh, this. But that one. Yeah, that's. That sound is really, again, someone who's heartfrougin. Expert.
Exhibit
No, I mean, your ears don't lie to you. You know, I mean, and music touches your soul and, you know, so the frequencies that Dre knows and that he produces with and he, you know, pushes through the board are extraordinary. You know, when the Chronic first came out, you never heard a record sound like that. And then it became this standard that people were trying to figure out how he made everything you sound the way it was and everything. You could hear all these different sounds, but they had each. Each sound had a specific place. It's crazy.
Bill Maher
It appeals to someone like me from my era because it's melodic, you know, it's. And it's got that great beat, you know, it's got something that it's.
Exhibit
It's.
Bill Maher
To me, it's the most sophisticated kind of style because, you know, it brings in me. Not all rap can just. Because. Come on, a 70 year old white guy? Yeah, yeah, you're 70 next year.
Exhibit
Oh, dude, you fucking amazing, bro.
Bill Maher
I'll finish your thought.
Exhibit
Come on, man. I'm serious.
Bill Maher
It's the weed. Yeah, yeah, it's the weed. And never getting married. That's what it is. Kids, I mean, kids are great. I'm sure. I hear. I hate them, but I mean, even at best, you would have to admit they do suck the life out of you. They do. They suck you of money, of time, of attention, of patience. Yes, right. I mean, they just must suck the life out of you. I think that's what it is for me.
Exhibit
Yeah. I. I was. I be. I have. I was dad at 19. My first. My oldest was born at 19.
Bill Maher
Took you so long.
Exhibit
Oh, yeah. Well.
Bill Maher
Are you gay?
Exhibit
No, no.
Bill Maher
19.
Exhibit
Yeah.
Bill Maher
I'm kidding.
Exhibit
Yeah. And then, and then, you know.
Bill Maher
Well, that, that. Is that a boy or a girl?
Exhibit
Boy. Yeah. He's. He's. He's almost. He's. He's 28 now.
Bill Maher
Wow.
Exhibit
Right.
Bill Maher
So how do you relate?
Exhibit
I was telling.
Bill Maher
Just like buddies now, because he's.
Exhibit
No, no, no. It's still very much father, son.
Bill Maher
Good, good.
Exhibit
And. And I always tell him, you know, when he was old enough that we always grew up together. You know, we. We kind of grew up together. My father was a military guy.
Bill Maher
Oh, yeah?
Exhibit
Yeah. So he was in the Marine Corps.
Bill Maher
Hello.
Exhibit
Yeah. And he did. He did two tours in Vietnam. And then you met my mother. Michigan State. And then we.
Bill Maher
Oh, Michigan State.
Exhibit
Yeah. Yeah. Then, then, then. And then here we come, me and my sister. So, you know, my mother passed when I was nine. She passed. And. And then my dad Kind of like he. He got remarried, but it didn't really work. But so for the most part, my dad raised me, so, you know, he was.
Bill Maher
Oh, yeah, yeah. Like a single dad.
Exhibit
Yeah, Y. He was married, but then it kind of broke up. And then, you know, so it was me and him for a while.
Bill Maher
I bet he was strict.
Exhibit
He was strict, but he was also, you know, doing the best he could with what he had.
Bill Maher
No, I'm not against strict. I always get along well with people who had military parents. Including women.
Exhibit
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bill Maher
No, really? Yeah. I think it's because they're not brats.
Exhibit
Right.
Bill Maher
They just were not raised like other people.
Exhibit
I wasn't coddled.
Bill Maher
Not coddled. Somebody slapped the snot out of them.
Exhibit
Yeah.
Bill Maher
The first time they were like a brat.
Exhibit
Yeah.
Bill Maher
And. And they. Sometimes you move around a lot when the parent is military.
Exhibit
Right.
Bill Maher
So, you know, you kind of have to learn manners because you're always the new kid.
Exhibit
No, that was the standard. You know, respect, you know, being able to conduct yourself with some. His self discipline and, you know, just. Just a moral compass that a lot of my friends didn't have. Right. And. And so it was. It was dope to be able to have that relationship with him. It was kind of tight when we were kids, but then when I started making music and started doing shit with my life and, you know, he was. He was worried about me, but we turned it around and did something, though, you know, so we had a really great relationship up until he passed. And so I have that relationship with my young. There's always been boundaries and respect. And, you know, I wasn't as hard on him as my dad was on me, but those principles are still there, and I believe that, you know, it had to happen that way.
Bill Maher
Yeah. I mean, he must be very proud.
Exhibit
He was.
Bill Maher
I mean, what do the kids say when you. Who's your father? Exhibit. No, really? Really? Come on.
Exhibit
Yeah. Yeah.
Bill Maher
I mean, that's cooler than what most kids have to offer now. Are you hoping he'll become a Nepo baby?
Exhibit
Oh, man.
Bill Maher
Come on.
Exhibit
You know, he, he, he. He actually was doing music for a while. He still does music, but I told him he can't be a starving artist. You have to work until your dreams come true. You can't just chase your dreams and just wing it. You know, you have to do something.
Bill Maher
Right?
Exhibit
And so because my kids aren't built like me, I was out there, crash test dummy, you know, in the street. And so I don't want that for my children. I don't want them to experience that. I don't want them to have any parts of that. So they're gonna have different challenges, and I welcome those, you know. Yeah. Because they're gonna be nothing like the ones I had.
Bill Maher
Yeah. And kids need to be challenged and they need to. They need to learn that failure happens.
Exhibit
Yeah.
Bill Maher
You know, you only do them no favors when you prevent them from experiencing that all through childhood. Because it's gonna happen at some point in life. At some point, you're not even gonna be there.
Exhibit
Right.
Bill Maher
But even before that, you know, there's just. I mean, look, I guess every generation looks back at the younger generation and says this, but by God, it just seems true that they just are not tough.
Exhibit
No. They come from the immediate gratification, entitlement feeling. And I always tell my boys, my biggest fear is I leave this planet without you all knowing how to provide for yourself. So you'll always be looking for a handout or help or a push or. I want you to be driven and I want you to follow through on things, you know, whether I help you or not, My job is to make sure that you know how to get up, lace up your fucking boots, and get kicking at the day. And, you know, I try to show that by example, you know, and there's other ways I get around it, but I try to get the message where it's not forced.
Bill Maher
So does that point of view come through on the record?
Exhibit
Absolutely.
Bill Maher
Really?
Exhibit
Absolutely. I think there's a lot of mindless music out now. There's a lot of fluff.
Bill Maher
Always has been.
Exhibit
Yeah, always has been. But now I think there's a direct concentration of what's focused on and what's available and accessible. You know, when you go from people physically putting on clothes and jumping in their cars and going to a record store and picking up an album, having that physical experience with it has been changed. So now, you know, the scrolling. They're able to pick through a record and, you know, really not have to leave your. Whatever you're doing, you can kind of get any record in the world. And then it's all boiled down to this, you know, these couple streaming services squeezing out the mom and pop, squeezing out that experience. So now, you know, you're boiled down to what's happening on your phone and a live experience. And, you know, it's. It's. It's. It's sad to. The attention span of the audience is a lot shorter.
Bill Maher
And during the live show, it's also the phone.
Exhibit
Yeah. They're holding up the phone. Not even having the experience that they paid to see that.
Bill Maher
That, to me, is frightening. I watched the Taylor Swift concert because Nikki Glaser was here, and she made me. Insisted that I was missing something.
Exhibit
Yeah.
Bill Maher
Spoiler alert. I am not.
Exhibit
But.
Bill Maher
But that doesn't mean. I don't think she's. I'm a great admirer. I mean, just. You got to. Just. The level of success is just astounding. But. So I watched it. No, I'm sorry, I don't get the music. But everybody. Every song, when they show the crowd, when they pan out to the crowd, or when you see the crowd behind, it's almost all just through phones. I mean, you see the light in the phone, and I'm just thinking, well, we have kind of passed this AI point. Ray Kurzweil wrote that book years ago, and he said 2028. I think he called it the. I forget, the Reckoning or something, where it meant this is the moment when humans and machines sort of merge. Merge. And we're kind of there in a lot of ways. You know, the phone is the sort of bridge to that moment. And he. I mean, and look, we have machine parts in us already, but not that one. Not that one.
Exhibit
So I've kind of watched this thing go from like a landline with a rotary phone, and then it turned into the handheld, and then it turned into this. Now, do you remember the brick Mobile phones?
Bill Maher
Yes.
Exhibit
Yeah, yeah. It was a big deal. And then that thing.
Bill Maher
And then there's the cell phone. But that's not a smartphone, a dumb cell phone.
Exhibit
Right? The flip phones, the pagers. This thing has literally unplugged itself from the wall, crawled over to us, and fucking connected to us. And that wouldn't. Right now it's a physical connection. Cause we can put it up and put it down, but now that thing is on. When it jumped to the Apple Watch, I was like, oh, they got us.
Bill Maher
But why do you. You don't.
Exhibit
I don't.
Bill Maher
No, me neither. To me. No way.
Exhibit
Fuck that.
Bill Maher
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Bill Maher
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Bill Maher
You're right that it's still there, but it's sort of also not. It's almost connected to their hand. I think they did a poll. Yes, I'm sure they did because I think we did a joke about it where like 1 in 10 gen Z said they would like cut off a finger before they couldn't hold or something like that. Like literally we're moving toward that. And I think I told this story recently here, but forgive me if you know it, somebody I know has a kid sister who first boyfriend. They're like 17. They go to sleep at night not in the same bedroom but with the phone on all night on like you know, FaceTime. Okay, this is dumbest shit ever. To us it is, but to them it is not. And just on this other moving toward this Singularity. That's the name of the book. Singularity. When we become one with the machines. And this guy was right about a lot of things, like when the Soviet Union would fall. And I think he's got it pretty close, you know, I mean, we are. And it could happen before then.
Exhibit
Yeah, we talk about the chip, the process, the processor.
Bill Maher
Just like, you know, it starts with a calculator. A calculator. I mean, we didn't have those when I was in school, but. But that's why you had to learn your multiplication, right? And then you. Now everybody has a cat. I mean, I don't think the kids can do it because they don't need to. Why would you.
Exhibit
Right?
Bill Maher
You have it right there. You could just say, siri, what's six times four? You know, whatever it is.
Exhibit
But if I take your phone, you can't do shit.
Bill Maher
Right? But that's the singularity. You are one. I mean, that Google glasses are kind of that.
Exhibit
Yeah, that's another thing. The watching, the glasses. They're on us now.
Bill Maher
They're on you. They're becoming part of you.
Exhibit
Yes.
Bill Maher
And again, watching everybody. Why can't they just watch Taylor Swift? Why do you need to see her through a phone?
Exhibit
Because you've given up the ability and the choice to use your memory instead. This is better. I don't have to remember it now. I could just have it forever.
Bill Maher
Whoever fucking watches a concert back on their phone. Nobody.
Exhibit
Well, the thing is, now, attention is the new drug, in my opinion.
Bill Maher
You're right.
Exhibit
Attention is the new drug. And people want to be judged by their experiences and what they portray on Facebook and TikTok and IG and, you know, it's pretty interesting to see, you know, people have this life that they can project to the world and then, you know, it may be a total different thing, but everybody wants to project the TV show. It's like everybody's on a Truman show now. You know, like, literally, like, people get up to post themselves and show, I can't do that. I don't. Even though I do music and I go do things for entertainment, I don't like the attention.
Bill Maher
We're from a different era where we want this bright wall between public and private.
Exhibit
Right?
Bill Maher
They don't.
Exhibit
Right. Like, I want. I want to say goodnight and then go in the door and, like, not have it on. You know, sometimes I take off my super suit. Right?
Bill Maher
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, they don't get that. Yeah, that's not even desirable.
Exhibit
Right.
Bill Maher
Which is why sometimes that generation doesn't Fight for free speech, for privacy. Because the great sin is not losing privacy. The great sin is losing publicity.
Exhibit
Everything needs to be projected. I hate that. I think it's weird. I don't want to know. You know what I'm saying? Like, people splurging all kinds of personal shit on me. I hate that. You know what I'm saying?
Bill Maher
You think your kids have been captured by that mentality?
Exhibit
I think. I think my youngest spends a lot of time on that kind of stuff and, you know, but his whole friends circle are in that. And, you know, it's tough. It's tough because I know there's going to be a lot of deprogramming that needs to happen once he. Once he grows out of that, you know.
Bill Maher
Yeah. Well, I think you're the man to do it.
Exhibit
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm here. Yeah. Yeah, I will be.
Bill Maher
No, I know you will.
Exhibit
Yeah.
Bill Maher
And you're. You're not married. Oh, take a big hit on that one. You're not. You are.
Exhibit
I am in the middle or. No, I'm at the end of a very rough divorce. Yes.
Bill Maher
Is there any other kind. It's rough.
Exhibit
It's been going on for four years. And, you know, you don't.
Bill Maher
That is a long time.
Exhibit
Yeah. You don't get to. I don't think you really know somebody until you divorce them.
Bill Maher
What a great line. No, really, that's. How did. How did nobody ever say that before that? And I've never been married, but that so rings true because I sure have lived through divorces with every male friend I've ever had. And some of the females don't know, but you don't know somebody until you do it. Yeah. Did you ever see the movie Marriage Story? It's a. It was a Netflix movie. It's with Adam Driver.
Exhibit
Yes, Yes, I did see that.
Bill Maher
Adam Driver and Scarlett Johansson. I mean, I thought it was brilliant. It really should be called Divorce Movie because it's about a couple that's married, and then as soon as the movie starts, they seem happy at first, and then divorce starts and, you know, it all starts. And I feel the movie rang true with people because it's the way it is. It starts with, okay, once you get over the we're splitting up, then they go through this phase of, let's be civil about it. And little by little, it's a back and forth. You know, they get a lawyer who. Blah, blah, blah, and then, oh, okay, well, if you're going to fight that way until they have that scene, it's one of the most riveting scenes I've ever seen in a movie where it just builds over 10 minutes. They're divorced and she comes over to his apartment, which of course he doesn't really want to be living in a small apartment, but he has to because of the settlement. And it starts out very civil and can you take the kids on this weekend? Oh, I would, but blah, blah, blah. And it just builds to. I fucking wanna, you know, the most nastiest. I hope you get hit by a bus. And not that I needed another reason not to get married, but when I saw that, it's like that people can be that bad to each other and.
Exhibit
And, and, and, and you know, I think, you know, when, when, when, when things go out the window and boundaries are crossed and you know, you, you saying things you can't come back from, you know, Right. It's, it sucks, you know what I'm saying? I, I, I, I don't know if I'd ever get married again, you know, I, not married, you know. And I think that's, I think that's, that's safe to say, you know, if, if, if you, if you with me, you'll be in the wheel. You know what I'm saying?
Bill Maher
Yeah.
Exhibit
Well, like, I mean, I'm gonna know at that point, you know.
Bill Maher
The next line in that hook you sang there was like. Wasn't it about shooting with Puff?
Exhibit
Yes, yes.
Bill Maher
Whatever happened to him? What's he doing now? Puff Daddy.
Exhibit
Puff Daddy. Yeah.
Bill Maher
But that's who you were referring to.
Exhibit
Yes, absolutely. Yeah. The, the, the, the, the nightclub shooting where shine.
Bill Maher
And was that, I call it a bathroom misunderstanding. I don't know if we need to.
Exhibit
Call it a nightclub shooting.
Bill Maher
Like, I was online, I thought it was the other line.
Exhibit
It happens all the time.
Bill Maher
Nightclubs are funny.
Exhibit
Bl. He's, he's, he's, he's, he's got quite a bit going on.
Bill Maher
Did you ever go to one of those parties? Well, it's a yes or no question, sir.
Exhibit
Well, okay, so look, look, I was invited and I, I was there for like an hour and then I, I, I was, I had to leave because. Oh well, I just, you know, it was, I think it was the person I came with. So I, you know, it didn't work out. It ended up being a good thing. We were in and out of there.
Bill Maher
So. Yeah, I guess you don't know someone until you've been to a freak off. I mean, that's not as good as your thing about divorce.
Exhibit
Yeah. Yeah.
Bill Maher
Really? No, it's true. You know, you get to know. You don't really. We all live in a very high civilization, especially if you look through history. I mean, my God, people take for granted everything we have. I mean, the phone, we're mocking it, but I mean, it is a pretty amazingly great thing when you want to order food or just call somebody or just. Just texting. I think about all the time I wasted in my life having to make a phone call and then chit chat.
Exhibit
Before the bullshit for like 10 minutes. And then you get to the point and 10 minutes to talk about shit.
Bill Maher
And it's like. It's like what you had to do with your drug dealer. Yeah. You know, you had to like, pretend.
Exhibit
I know exactly what you're talking about. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, shit. Absolutely correct.
Bill Maher
That's when I was first out of college, trying to. Starting my life in the clubs as a comedian, you know, barely getting on stage, certainly not making any money from it. I was a pot dealer. I had. I had this. I was. I lucked into a connection.
Exhibit
Yeah. Was it with that pressed the press stuff or was it like buds pressed?
Bill Maher
I never. There was one time that when I was a pot dealer in college, that's where I got our dealer. And the college dealer, he once got us Acapulco gold.
Exhibit
Wow.
Bill Maher
I mean, we sold whatever he sold us.
Exhibit
Right, Right.
Bill Maher
We were the lowest man on the totem pole. But it, you know, I went from never smoking to selling it in six months because it was the only way I could afford it.
Exhibit
It'll do that.
Bill Maher
I remember buying a pound and then dividing it into 17 ounces.
Exhibit
I see what you did there.
Bill Maher
I would call that the head tax.
Exhibit
Yeah.
Bill Maher
So who's going to weigh their. So it's a little less. Right, right. But it was a great business. But Acapulco gold came in a brick.
Exhibit
I can see it.
Bill Maher
And it was gold. It was gold. And I've tried to find it ever since and couldn't. And it was different.
Exhibit
Yes.
Bill Maher
I mean, it was awesome. It was light. There was something about Acapulco gold. So if anyone out there, you know how to grow it, contact me. But why don't we ever see Acapulco gold?
Exhibit
I think those. I mean, you gotta think back in the day, you know, they had sativas and whatnot when they started crossbreeding them. And then remember it was just stress and chronic. That was the only two types of weed, especially out here in California. Then the Kush came along and that was the first One with a name. And then it became all these other things. I think that when people started growing indoors and really cultivating and going, that became like the. That became like the top tier. And so the press weed that was getting sent over from, you know, wherever it was coming from, it just seeks to the taste that people didn't want that. That was stressed. We don't want that. You know. So eventually it phased out. Because now the more they produce the indoor and people. That was up for demand, it kind of squeezed out the bullshit strings.
Bill Maher
All right, well, there was nothing bullshit about Acapulco Gold. I really feel there should be like, a second action. What am I saying? I own a pod star.
Exhibit
Okay.
Bill Maher
I'm going to get this done tomorrow.
Exhibit
Find the strain. Somebody has it somewhere.
Bill Maher
Well, I think there should be a whole movement toward, like, pot classic. Tie stick. Another pot classic. Remember this strain from 1978? The bees were on the charts. People were smoking Red Herring. Right. Panama Red. That's another one.
Exhibit
Yes.
Bill Maher
Panama Red.
Exhibit
Yeah.
Bill Maher
It's real Aapo gold.
Exhibit
Yes.
Bill Maher
And tie stick.
Exhibit
Those.
Bill Maher
I remember the tie stick came with a little string around it.
Exhibit
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Bill Maher
It was like.
Exhibit
Oh, I never got into that. It didn't work for me.
Bill Maher
I was just like, tie stick.
Exhibit
Yeah. Maybe I had. Somebody gave me some because I just never had a great experience with it.
Bill Maher
Right. I don't remember it being special. I remember the Acapulco gold being special.
Exhibit
Yeah.
Bill Maher
So then when I got out of college, I was first living in New York. I just lucked into a high school friend introduced. I don't know. I don't know why. I can't remember why. But this guy who lived in Connecticut, and I think like, his brother or something must have been in the mob and got him, like, for free. Cause it was a really great price. And I would take the train from Grand Central up to Connecticut, A town, a very tony town in Connecticut. I won't say which one. Get off at the train station. I was carrying a briefcase, which I was going to take the two pounds of pot back in. Stupidly, like, I was dressed like the bum I was, and I had this, like, businessman's briefcase, thinking I wouldn't stick out, you know, so. And I would walk from the train station. It was like a mile and a half to his house. And I would just really want to.
Exhibit
Get the pod, give him my turn around and go.
Bill Maher
But you had to make the conversation. He was a nice guy.
Exhibit
Well, what do you want to talk about?
Bill Maher
He was kind of a hippie. He had a wife who was kind of like busting his balls for smoking too much pot. I remember once, she was like. He was like saying to her, she was like standing in the kitchen. It's like, I swear to God, I haven't had any today. And she said, I can see it on your teeth like a stuck guy.
Exhibit
So you gotta watch Edith and Archie go back and forth while you.
Bill Maher
No, but I'm just saying you're a pretty big pothead if they can see it on your teeth. But he did have like a little like, on the end of that something like ash or some. It's like, you know, I can see the pots. Yeah, but. But that kind of saved my bacon in those early years, you know? I mean, I needed the only way I could have had even the shitty apartment I had. Because comedians don't make money, right? I'm sure nobody. I mean.
Exhibit
No, I mean, it's the same thing.
Bill Maher
What did you make mixtapes? At first?
Exhibit
No, I never made a mixtape.
Bill Maher
Really?
Exhibit
And I never made a demo. When I came here, I was born in Detroit. I lived in New Mexico, Albuquerque, for like seven years.
Bill Maher
Wow.
Exhibit
And then from there I came to California. And when I got to California, that's where I first met King T and Alcoholics. They were the first people I met with record deals and they took me. King T and the Alcoholics?
Bill Maher
Oh, not actual alcoholics?
Exhibit
No, no, no, no. It's a group called Alcoholics.
Bill Maher
Okay, that's putting your tits on the glass. All right.
Exhibit
Okay, I'll take a shot for that. All right. Salute.
Bill Maher
Salute. Oh, great to see you.
Exhibit
Yeah, absolutely.
Bill Maher
Here you go.
Exhibit
Salute.
Bill Maher
Okay. Thank you so much for coming, brother. I was so looking forward to this all week, you know?
Exhibit
Oh, yeah.
Bill Maher
And I don't know where it was when I. I feel like the only other time I saw you is when I told you about the thing I told you about tonight, you know, that I used your line there and I don't know when that was, but that probably was almost 20 years ago or something.
Exhibit
Yeah, I mean, we're still here, man.
Bill Maher
Knock wood. I don't know. It's still early tonight. Yeah, I mean, yeah, but you know, like, I. I wouldn't trade even this age because I'm just smarter and don't make so many stupid mistakes. And that makes up even, I think. I don't know if I could spend a day in my 30 year old body, maybe I'd be like, oh, no, I forgot how awesome it is to. But I don't feel like I Basically do anything that differently than I ever did. You know, I still run around and, you know, stuff that may end tomorrow or something. And I'm sure I don't run as fast.
Exhibit
Yeah, yeah.
Bill Maher
But like, like, but the bigger difference I feel is in my mind.
Exhibit
Yes.
Bill Maher
You know, and you're just. You're just so stupid. Yeah, yeah.
Exhibit
Wasted a lot of time. Resources just.
Bill Maher
Oh, wasted time.
Exhibit
Bad decisions, horrible decisions. But those are the best ones, though, you know what I'm saying? Especially if you can learn from them, you know.
Bill Maher
I don't know what you're saying.
Exhibit
Every choice comes with an invoice. Right. And so we. Yeah, so we have to understand that. You know, my dad used to tell me, you have to suffer the natural and logical consequences for your behavior. And I knew some of these things I wasn't supposed to be doing, but it was like, I'm gonna try it. Cause I might have a different outcome. He don't know what he talking about. After about a. Have 150,000 of those. Oh, he knew what he was talking about. You kind of like fall into, you know, a different type of mind state now when you, when you first touch money, like when I first touched money, I did all the things that I. Exactly what the opposite of what I was supposed to do. Went. Got a car, wouldn't. Got a watch, we ain't got a chain, we ain't got this and that for the, For. For the appearance of success without actually being in. In. In the black, you know?
Bill Maher
Right.
Exhibit
Yeah. And so it was. It was a learning curve.
Bill Maher
Everybody does.
Exhibit
Everybody does it.
Bill Maher
I mean.
Exhibit
Yeah.
Bill Maher
And also somebody once said this, and I keep trying to remember who the celebrity was, but whoever he is out there, please tell me somebody said when you become famous, you get a year to act like an asshole.
Exhibit
Yeah.
Bill Maher
Now, I may have taken two.
Exhibit
I may have taken 10, you know, I may have done 10. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bill Maher
I may have too.
Exhibit
Rocket fuel, you know. You know, people understand like, that shit is great. It's a great feeling, you know.
Bill Maher
It is a great feeling. Also, there's sometimes some bitterness because of like, who held you back or didn't. Didn't believe in you. There's a little chip on your shoulder about. Oh, you know, you. You didn't let me in this club, you know, now you have to.
Exhibit
Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
Bill Maher
Not that. I mean, I never did. Started any shit.
Exhibit
Yeah.
Bill Maher
I mean, I wasn't in the club with Puff.
Exhibit
Yeah. Yeah.
Bill Maher
About to bust me either.
Exhibit
It was a great line, you know.
Bill Maher
It was. But you weren't there that night?
Exhibit
No. Hell no. Yeah. No.
Bill Maher
You were just friendly.
Exhibit
I've actually been kind of unscathed as a hip hop artist. There could be a lot of crash landing, you know, but I've relatively been, you know, really true to character. And that speaks volumes and allows me to walk in a lot of doors. And I haven't had a lot of that kind of stuff once I left that stuff behind as a kid and I got into a professional setting. Some people don't know how to read the room.
Bill Maher
They sure don't.
Exhibit
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was able to understand that my environment was changing.
Bill Maher
Right.
Exhibit
These people don't, you know, you can't. We're not here on the block, you know what I'm saying? Like, we here to do business and make sure that we are building something.
Bill Maher
You have to grow age wise with your audience. Your core audience is aging. The audience that you started with when they were very young, they want to love you because there's an emotional connection when you connect at that young age. The first song you got laid to, you know, is always going to be.
Exhibit
Party with your friends to this. This was your song. This was on your rington was, you know, this is what you grew up with. This is part of your DNA. And I get that. But I also, you know, when making this record, I wanted to not only have a transfer of information, these are the I, these are the ideals, these are the, the. The self discipline. These are the motives. These are, you know, the way I operate, the moral compass I use. All this is kind of built into the album calling it Kingmaker. So now I'm handing this over to people who are willing to listen. And now you can do with it what you will. And that's the. The image behind Kingmaker. It has, it has nothing to do with me sitting on the throne or feeling like a royal to you. Like, this is like serious.
Bill Maher
Yeah, that's not what a king maker is.
Exhibit
Right?
Bill Maher
That's the king, right? A king maker, yeah. You know, that's the guy behind the throne.
Exhibit
But that's what I'm saying. I think the listener is who I'm trying to empower.
Bill Maher
Right.
Exhibit
So that's why I said, here are the tools. You know, I don't want to be king. You know, I want to be a soldier. Soldiers kill kings.
Bill Maher
So explain this to me as someone who maybe should know this, but I'm just, you know, I love that I can talk to you as frankly as I can. Like, I don't get the Kendrick Lamar Drake feud. What I don't get is like, what. Why did I stop? No. What. What's so funny? I feel like you're laughing at me and I know. With me.
Exhibit
Near me.
Bill Maher
Yes, you're laughing near me. Okay. All right.
Exhibit
I just think it's the way that you. I was expecting, like, that was a left turn, like a. I have.
Bill Maher
When I said. When I told HBO I was doing a podcast or asked, I said it'd be nothing like real time. I will never plan anything. And I've lived up to that pledge, believe me.
Exhibit
Okay. What don't you understand about it?
Bill Maher
Okay. So I figured why this brought to my mind. But whatever you said, what I don't understand is, okay, Kendrick Lamar, I'm not gonna pretend that I really know his music at all.
Exhibit
Understood. Yeah.
Bill Maher
That's not kind of like the kind that I was describing. I think that's more melodic, you know? Okay, so. But what I get is that, you know, he's sort of the great tribune of social justice at the moment. Like he's taken more serious. More serious. He won a Nobel Prize. Right, Right. Okay. So he's not rapping about the booty. I'm sure they're not going to give you a Nobel Prize for booty wraps. Booty wraps. Am I wrong about that?
Exhibit
You're absolutely correct.
Bill Maher
So I. It's like, okay, here's this great Nobel Prize winning, you know, poet of social justice, but his obsession is to have a fight with another rapper if social justice is really that big an issue.
Exhibit
That is a super. That is a. That is such. That is such a super look at the perception that. That, that. That is from where you're at. Right. Okay. So I'm trying to. I'm trying to figure out how to explain this to you in the. In the best way you can understand it. Okay. Okay. So. So there's Drake is. Is. Is the Empire. Okay. And Kendrick is Luke Skywalker. There was David and Goliath.
Bill Maher
I know very little about Star Wars. I'm telling you right now.
Exhibit
Okay. Fuck. Okay. There's a Democrats and a native Republican.
Bill Maher
I get it. That Drake is sort of the softer one. And he's more.
Exhibit
I would say. I wouldn't say softer. I think. I think that I would explain it like this. Drake was for a decade, if not more, arguably the largest selling.
Bill Maher
Oh, yes. Yeah.
Exhibit
No, you know, his presence. His presence in the music and the world and, you know, it was huge.
Bill Maher
And did not he also, even more important, perhaps change what was fashionable in rap, made it a little More emojis.
Exhibit
He brought a lot of. He made a lot of records for women and, you know, those ballads and keeping that fan base young and energized and, you know, like he became really, you know, a different guy from the way he started. Right.
Bill Maher
Was he a certified lover boy or was that grandfathered?
Exhibit
I have no idea about what he's doing with his boy. You know, I don't sound right, but I don't know.
Bill Maher
But I never saw anything that proved he was a pedophile. There's been no court, there's been. Nobody brought any cases against him. Obviously it's possible, especially in the music industry, but I guess it's possible for anybody. And so maybe it's well known within the industry there's a clip of.
Exhibit
But it's of like him Talking to a 14 year old girl on the stage. And that was suspect. And then, you know, it was on the stage. On the stage.
Bill Maher
And we hear what he's saying.
Exhibit
Okay, yeah, you hear what he's saying.
Bill Maher
What is it? Come back to my room?
Exhibit
No, I wouldn't say that.
Bill Maher
Well, we heard it. What is it?
Exhibit
I don't remember what it is. I just know that's where that comes from, that clip. And then he was talking.
Bill Maher
It must have been something. I don't think it was. What are your opinions on the donbas?
Exhibit
No, no, I just don't. It was something that made your eyebrow range race.
Bill Maher
Okay, Right.
Exhibit
And then he was talking to the Millie Bobby Brown girl about relationship shit. And, you know, it's just, you know, and people like to run with things, right? So really it started from, you know, a feature, you know, and we'll probably never know when jab started or whatever, but it boiled over into this thing where it became this David and Goliath moment. And what you're seeing and why people are celebrating it so much is that this big, huge machine and, you know, and this so called, you know, rapper from Compton that, yes, he has success, but he's not as big as.
Bill Maher
But hardly David.
Exhibit
Right, right. Well, I mean, compared to the way you view things, right, and the perception, again, this is all about opinion.
Bill Maher
Everyone's always rooting for the rebel against the mainstream guy. Because somebody has to be the man, somebody has to be the establishment or else it's no fun, you know, who are you gonna shake your fist at? But it just seemed.
Exhibit
No, but it blew up and it turned into something that, you know.
Bill Maher
Well, it blew up because he kept taking records about it and he would never stop singing it. And he sang it at the Super Bowl. And, like, you know, it's just, I thought, well, he's definitely not going to sing it at the Super Bowl. He made his point.
Exhibit
No, he sound, he did that shit.
Bill Maher
Oh, I understand. But I thought he would say to him, you know, I've made my point. It's just gonna look like overkill. But no, it was like, let's have some overkill. Okay? Again, it's. I would not want to be someone who, if I was innocent of this crime. Cause it's a pretty serious thing to level at somebody. You kind of have to really know for sure, don't you?
Exhibit
No. Are you kidding?
Bill Maher
I'm not kidding.
Exhibit
Hold on, hold on, hold on. No, I understand, pedophile, but no, no, listen, listen, listen. This is a rap battle.
Bill Maher
Yes.
Exhibit
This is not, you know, testimony or deposition, you know, this is a fucking rap battle. I'm gonna talk about your mama. I'm gonna talk about your daddy. I'm gonna talk about your children. I'm gonna talk about everything. I'm gonna talk about your grandma's wooden leg. I'm gonna talk about your missing teeth.
Bill Maher
Right.
Exhibit
It's all game, right? So, you know, like, we, we, we, we're pretty savvy enough to say, like, if there was something weird going on, then there would definitely be people that would come forward and testify and do that, and then people will be charged for that. But when you playing the dozens and I give you one, that hurts your feelings, don't be the guy who wants to fight, because I got a good joke. You understand? You know what I'm saying?
Bill Maher
That's quite a joke. Wow.
Exhibit
Hey, but I mean, I think, you know, when you, when you're in a rap battle, you know, the option is to, you know, either bow out gracefully or to come back with something harder. Right?
Bill Maher
No. So you're saying you, we're not for the suit, the Drake.
Exhibit
No, there's no suing it.
Bill Maher
And, well, Drake sued his own record company.
Exhibit
Yeah, I understand, but he's, he's basically saying that you did something for someone else that you used to do for me, and here's how I know.
Bill Maher
Say that again.
Exhibit
You're doing the same thing that you, you're doing for him, you used to do for me. And I'm blowing the whistle now.
Bill Maher
I see.
Exhibit
Yeah, you're boosting this and boosting that. What? I mean, I, I, I think, but there's that that's not true. Like, the world loves that song, you know?
Bill Maher
Okay, but does it not? My question Is, does it not leave one with the impression that maybe things aren't so bad? If we can divert our attention to this seemingly internecine battle between two rappers that really is, you know, just performing it.
Exhibit
It's just, it was like people get into it all the time in hip hop. But that was significant because now we have this thing, this, this, this thing in hip hop. It was like, you know, is it skill over success? Is it the, is it, is it the money versus the, the culture? These things have never had the opportunity to clash because it was always overshadowed by the prophets, it, by the, by the money that was made. So didn't matter what your opinion was, but now we have somebody that really doesn't, you know, live is in the same lane. They're big, right? But is it culture versus, you know, you know, capitalism? Is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it real hip hop, quote unquote versus commercial hip hop?
Bill Maher
Or.
Exhibit
It was like a heavyweight fight.
Bill Maher
So will there be further publicity? Hate to be made out of a rapprochement.
Exhibit
Listen, don't you think. I think the people that turn into that tune into part two and part three of different boxing matches, as long as if they keep going at each other, what I'm pretty sure to be subliminally on and on and on, you know, and, and, and hopefully, you know, it stays entertainment, you know, whatever, lawsuit, whatever. That's new territory for me. I've never seen that before. I'm anxious to see how it pans out as well, you know, but why introduce that to the, to the gladiator arena, you know, like, like, come on, dude.
Bill Maher
You know, people do like gladiators.
Exhibit
Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're in a fight, bro.
Bill Maher
Like they just remade the movie.
Exhibit
Yeah, yeah, you know they did.
Bill Maher
No, I mean, that's what, what most movies are. Some variation.
Exhibit
Yeah. Why are they remaking all of the classics? Like, I would love to see something new, but then you see it on Netflix. And same thing happened to music when they CDs were bootlegged.
Bill Maher
I mean, I feel like I remember a record of yours where. And this is really a long time ago again, that 20 year period where you were saying hip hop is hollow.
Exhibit
Yes.
Bill Maher
And okay, so what year was that? It was like back the way it was or there was back to the way it was? Back to the way.
Exhibit
Yes, yes, yes. Back to the way it was.
Bill Maher
And it was. I, I feel like you said hip hop was hard.
Exhibit
Yeah, yeah.
Bill Maher
And that was the theme of it, which is so why? Because it had. I feel like that's when it.
Exhibit
You can hold your breath, got harder so you blew in the face. But you can never ever take my place. Yes, yes, I remember that. Because right now hip hop is hollow with no substance. X men with the roughness cause sex to suck sometime. And many of us, the way we act, we even lost our minds. Yes, I remember that well.
Bill Maher
So what's your feeling on that 20 years on? Like was that of that moment or did we get. Get it. Did you get it back?
Exhibit
I feel, I feel like I'm a hip hop purist. And when I say purist, mean I believe in the five elements of hip hop. I believe in, you know, the graffiti, breakdancing, mc, dj.
Bill Maher
I have never heard that there were five killers.
Exhibit
Yeah, there's one more. There's one more, I'm sure. I guess fashion. Yeah, fashion.
Bill Maher
How ironic. The one we forgot.
Exhibit
Yeah, yeah, yeah, all of those things.
Bill Maher
Weed is pretty important.
Exhibit
Absolutely. It's part of the culture. But weed has been part of music forever, right? Like even the blues, the jazz singers, you know, like. Yeah, they all have a rapper show.
Bill Maher
I mean, I don't know if Mozart was.
Exhibit
Yeah, he probably got high.
Bill Maher
He was kind of. He was kind of crazy to begin with.
Exhibit
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But they used to do cocaine freely back then, like, you know what I'm saying? Like it was like medicine.
Bill Maher
I don't think in Europe in the 17th century they were doing cocaine. I could be wrong. Maybe they got the blow, got into Europe, but I don't think so. I think that. Because I think it was always have cocaine. But I don't think it was grown in the Middle east, which, which maybe.
Exhibit
They had like opium or something.
Bill Maher
Yes, no, they had. Well, they different things. Well, first of all, in Islam, you know, drug use, you don't go to rehab, you, you go to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They don't, you know, there's no in between it very harsh. But in Africa, they. East Africa. I think mostly they. They khat. Do you ever hear that? It's K H A T Kat. Yeah, it's a lot like cocaine. Like they give it to the soldiers to chew before they go into battle. Gonna get you, you know, like cocaine in the, in the same sense of if you just chew the coca leaf. It's not the kind of high we know from cocaine.
Exhibit
Right.
Bill Maher
You know, it's cool, but it's not that shitty fuzzy Tacoma. Thank God I wasn't a cocaine addict. Because you definitely don't want have to talk to the Cocaine dealer. The pot dealer is bad enough, but not the one on cocaine. You'll be there for three hours. But no, they, they. I mean, every part of the world. Yes, I think, has something that makes you high, you know, I mean, the Romans said wine, women and song. And I think sex, drugs and rock and roll.
Exhibit
Yeah.
Bill Maher
Yeah. Is like 2,000 years later.
Exhibit
Yeah. They go hand in hand. And music has always been there, you know?
Bill Maher
Yes. I'd have to. I don't know what to do with myself. Find something to do. If I couldn't have music in my life. I think a lot of people feel the same way. We all like different kinds of music, but it's rare to find that person who doesn't like any music.
Exhibit
Wow. Don't you think those are scary people? They probably kick pets. Pets and.
Bill Maher
Yeah, well, there are people who don't like dogs.
Exhibit
Yeah.
Bill Maher
Which I don't understand. There are people who really don't laugh.
Exhibit
Yeah.
Bill Maher
Trump does not laugh. Like, he makes people laugh sometimes intentionally.
Exhibit
I mean, I'm trying to think.
Bill Maher
I don't know. I have not, like, really, like, really laugh.
Exhibit
Like a belly laugh, like a gut laugh.
Bill Maher
Like any laugh.
Exhibit
Yeah.
Bill Maher
I don't feel like I've ever seen Donald Trump laugh. Maybe he has, but he's kind of like, you know, you can get a broad smile out of him, but, you know, I just don't think. No, I'm not saying that. Look, there could be people like that who are nothing like him. And that is not my issue with Donald Trump. But it is indicative. It just. It's funny. And then there are people who laugh a little. Of course, as a comedian, you know. You know, a lot of these types who, like, they laugh a little and then tell you a better joke.
Exhibit
Yeah.
Bill Maher
Leno's that way.
Exhibit
Yeah.
Bill Maher
Yeah. And that's good. Yeah. I mean, and then he's got, you know, always has a better topping joke. But no, I think laughing people. Trump has also never done pot or liquor. Never had a drink. Wow. Never had a drink. Yeah. Maybe that's connected to the laughing thing. I don't know. But look, I.
Exhibit
He's never, like, had it like.
Bill Maher
No. His brother was. Died of alcoholism. I mean, you had alcohol problems, didn't you? Didn't you, like, have a drinking thing?
Exhibit
No, I think, you know, being able to moderate and. Yeah, I used to party a lot when I was younger.
Bill Maher
Oh, so did I. Yeah.
Exhibit
That's what I mean. That's kind of like where the self discipline thing comes back in. You know, it's first of all, getting up there in age can't, you know, I don't bounce back the way I used to. It doesn't feel the same. And there's no reason to really drink unless you have a reason to celebrate.
Bill Maher
That's the problem with having a young body is that it takes so much punishment.
Exhibit
Absolutely.
Bill Maher
So you can just do the stupidest thing.
Exhibit
Yeah. I was running into brick walls with my fucking body. You know what I'm saying?
Bill Maher
Literally, you mean?
Exhibit
No, no, I'm just saying, like, it was some long nights. They ran into each other.
Bill Maher
Kids do things like that. Do you know what the latest TikTok challenge is?
Exhibit
No.
Bill Maher
Dropping something super heavy on your foot. I'm not joking with you. That. Because they can. Because if we did it, I mean, if I stubbed my toe, I'm mad at myself for a week, you know.
Exhibit
But I'm not going to do it to get people to click on my fucking tick.
Bill Maher
It's.
Exhibit
I'm not gonna injure myself like this. The Idiocracy movie is coming to life more. More and more every fucking day.
Bill Maher
Isn't that movie great?
Exhibit
It's awesome.
Bill Maher
It's so.
Exhibit
It's scary.
Bill Maher
It's so on the money. It's scary.
Exhibit
Cause I see it happening.
Bill Maher
And present was played by Terry Crews.
Exhibit
Ah, Terry Crew. Oh, yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right.
Bill Maher
And he's a great guy, by the way.
Exhibit
Oh, okay. Okay. So look, so look, I'm sorry.
Bill Maher
He's a president. President. Come on show.
Exhibit
I'm stoned too, because I think Tiny was the president in a different movie. He was, though.
Bill Maher
Now that was Michael Douglas in the American President. Very similar, but yeah. So what. What movies do you watch? What do you. What are you. What's your. What's your. What's your diet of when you want to. When you want to chill out or when you're watching with your girl? What do you. What do you watch? I watch Netflix and chill or hbo.
Exhibit
I like to.
Bill Maher
Hbo, babe. That's.
Exhibit
Yeah, yeah, I like to watch. There's a lot of good series. But then when I want to go find a movie, I watch like, you know, the Indiana Jones franchise. I like, I like Spielberg. I like that era of directing, you know?
Bill Maher
Yeah.
Exhibit
And the way those films like the Indiana Jones series, for sure. I watched a lot of that when I was growing up. The lighting, the. The story. It felt like you're watching a high five version of the old way things, you know, that time stamp.
Bill Maher
Watched a movie, you know, I'm always. I watch movies, like, in the bathtub and in the kitchen. Like, I used to watch cable news, and I'm so much happier, like, not having. It's not like I don't keep up on the news, but just. I'm sorry.
Exhibit
Yeah.
Bill Maher
I just. It. It depresses me. Yeah.
Exhibit
Yeah.
Bill Maher
So. Yeah. But movies. It just. And I was watching one that I remember I saw in the theater in 2005, because I recall who I was watching it with, and it's the. I can't remember the name of it, but it's Jennifer Aniston and Clive O. Derailed. Derailed, yes. What are your memories of that? I mean, so many, really.
Exhibit
There's.
Bill Maher
You were not the hero, as I recall.
Exhibit
I was not the hero. So I got. Okay, so. So I got two great stories about that. That film. First of all, that was.
Bill Maher
It's entertaining. Yeah, it is.
Exhibit
That was. That was. My father went with me to. To London to shoot that. We shot that at George Lucas studios.
Bill Maher
Oh, really?
Exhibit
Right. And it was dope because that was the first time he got to travel with me to a movie set. So I'll always remember this. But on. There's. There's. There's. There's. That's the. Also because we were filming on George Lucas set, it was like somebody came over, wanted to take a picture with me, and brought me a lightsaber. And I still have that thing. You know what I'm saying? Like, it was like, one of the practice ones that they use.
Bill Maher
Even. I know what that is.
Exhibit
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. So. So. So first day of shooting, I am in a scene, and it's the scene where I'm supposed to be beating Jennifer Aniston up on the couch. Right? And, you know, it's the first scene of the day.
Bill Maher
Wow.
Exhibit
And Brad Pitt is in the room.
Bill Maher
Oh, they were married.
Exhibit
Yeah, he was in the room.
Bill Maher
Oh, wow.
Exhibit
And I'm tense just listening to the story. And so. And action. You know what I mean?
Bill Maher
I'm like, but you must have rehearsed it.
Exhibit
Yeah, no, it's Jennifer Aniston, so. You know what I'm saying? I'm like. You like, bro, I'm not.
Bill Maher
But you did rehearse it.
Exhibit
Yeah, yeah, we did rehearse it, but it was like, you know, I was, you know.
Bill Maher
No, now they have intimacy coordinators. But.
Exhibit
No, but. But. But then. But then the story gets a little better. So. So. So then the director says, cut. Comes over to me, says, you know, she's full on crying and like, this is, like, going against all. I'm like, I'm fresh into acting. You okay? Like, say I'm like. Like, this ain't something I'm doing all the time. Right? Right. And so, like, as I'm doing these movies, like, this is a strange thing for me. So. So now that the director comes over and she looks up to me, she has tears. She's full on in, right?
Bill Maher
She.
Exhibit
It's okay.
Bill Maher
You can. You can drink it. Like, oh, oh.
Exhibit
You know what I'm saying? And so. And so he's like. He's like, okay, yes.
Bill Maher
You. You.
Exhibit
You must say, you know what I'm saying? I'm like, oh, okay. Let me. Let me channel my inner ike. You know what I'm saying?
Bill Maher
This story is fraught with problematic tension in every possible way.
Exhibit
So we do the scene, and then that's what's in the movie. And then it was like, that was my first deal on that set, so I'll never forget it. The second thing I remember about that movie was my dad was on set one day, and it was the scene where we had to get in a fight at the end of the movie. We were running up and down the halls. We fight in the room, and then Clive Owen pulls out a gun and shoots me, like, at the end of the fight. And so. And so I have these squibs on, like, a chest full of squibs. It takes about, you know, 40 minutes to set these things up. So quiet on the set. First shot. Everybody's pumped. Everybody's ready to go. Okay, boom. Hit the door. We're fighting. Do, do, do, do, do. Pulls the gun. I'm on the ground. Dead silence. My dad. Oh, how unfortunate.
Bill Maher
You're kidding. No. He said those words exact. Well, that was better than in the movie.
Exhibit
Oh, oh.
Bill Maher
Oh, that's awesome.
Exhibit
So, yo. So, yo. So then, then, Then every then, it's quiet again. Cut. Who the fuck was that? Who the fuck was that? And so my dad was like, oh. I was like, dad, you cannot, you know, please go talk to your father.
Bill Maher
He yelled at the screen before it was even on the screen.
Exhibit
Yes. Oh, how unfortunate. I was like, you know, I'm still in it. So I'm like, oh, my God. Oh, dad.
Bill Maher
But did it ruin the take?
Exhibit
It did. So we had to reset. Then we did the scene. It was good. It was good.
Bill Maher
Well, I can't tell you what a pleasure it is every time. So I hope you will come back to this place whether the cameras are on or not.
Exhibit
I will.
Bill Maher
You live in this area, I go.
Exhibit
Back and forth between Vegas and here.
Bill Maher
Vegas?
Exhibit
Yeah. Yeah.
Bill Maher
Oh, yeah. We had a fire here. I don't know if you heard. And I thought, next time there's a fire, I'm going to Vegas.
Exhibit
Really?
Bill Maher
Yeah, because, like, I know people who, you know, we're going to Palm Springs or whatever, you know, and it's like, okay, well, good luck getting a hotel when everybody's bugging out. Also, I love Palm Springs. I've been there many times, but, you know, it's nothing to do. Yeah, it's a million degrees and it's only gay people and old people. I mean, I love both. I love both groups of people. But Vegas, I was like, oh, no, you know what? If I had to cool my heels in Vegas for a week, I think I could do that.
Exhibit
It's not bad.
Bill Maher
There's shit to do this.
Exhibit
Yeah. You got to stay off the Strip. Stay out the fucking casinos.
Bill Maher
No, that's where I would be. What are you talking about? Why would. No, I might as well go to Palm Springs.
Exhibit
Yeah. Okay. But eventually that gets old.
Bill Maher
And you got great restaurants. Don't get old.
Exhibit
Yeah. Yeah, absolutely.
Bill Maher
I wouldn't go to the club. Yeah, I'm not. I'm not going there. But, you know, there are, man. I. I was at. Bruno Mars has a club there. Yeah, you know that.
Exhibit
Yeah, I do. It's like a lounge. Right, right.
Bill Maher
It's. Yes, it's. It's great because one more of these with you. Yes. Because Vegas needs more things like that. Things that are not exactly the big shows, which are great.
Exhibit
Right. But have the experience of, like.
Bill Maher
But later. Later at night. But that's. That's not a nightclub.
Exhibit
Right.
Bill Maher
I'm not going to a nightclub with a zillion decibels. Oh, God. Are you crazy? No. And this was plenty loud, but you could talk. And it was like a great live band, and it played, like, stuff from all eras, you know, it wasn't just today. That kind of stuff is what I. And you're not. Yeah, you're not going to get that.
Exhibit
Everywhere, you know, it's good, you know.
Bill Maher
But why do you live in Vegas?
Exhibit
Just.
Bill Maher
Just.
Exhibit
You know, just needed the space, really. You know, just getting away from.
Bill Maher
But you could have picked San Bernardino.
Exhibit
Well, it was better to go all the way to Vegas.
Bill Maher
I mean, I'm not mean to press you on this.
Exhibit
Yeah, but come on, man.
Bill Maher
I mean, if you go to Vegas, of all the places you could go, I think you want to be near the Strip sometimes.
Exhibit
No, no, no, no. I've had my time on. On the Strip.
Bill Maher
I mean, it is.
Exhibit
I've had my time on the Strip. Don't get it wrong.
Bill Maher
It's fun. Yeah.
Exhibit
Yeah. But I. I've. I mean, it's time to work, you know? All right. Yeah, it's time to work.
Bill Maher
Well, next time I'm in Vegas. Yes, we'll stay off the Strip. Wink, wink. No, but if you.
Exhibit
Bill, I will go hit the Strip with you. Yes. Problem? No problem.
Bill Maher
We're gonna hit the Strip.
Exhibit
Let's do it.
Bill Maher
All right, great.
Exhibit
Thank you, man. Appreciate it, man.
Bill Maher
Thank you so much.
Exhibit
All right.
Bill Maher
Right. Ex, everybody. A new album drops when?
Exhibit
March 29th.
Bill Maher
March 29th.
Exhibit
Yeah.
Bill Maher
Is it February? That has 28 days.
Exhibit
Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
Bill Maher
Thanks.
Exhibit
Appreciate it, man.
Bill Maher
That was so much fun.
Exhibit
Yeah, absolutely.
Bill Maher
Yeah. And what do you come back up. You want?
Exhibit
Yes, I do. I do. I want to come. I can make that woods, man.
Bill Maher
All right. Club Random.
Podcast Summary: Club Random with Bill Maher – Episode Featuring Xzibit
Release Date: March 2, 2025
Host: Bill Maher
Guest: Xzibit
1. Introduction and Personal Background
Bill Maher welcomes Xzibit to Club Random, setting the stage for an in-depth conversation beyond politics, delving into music, personal experiences, and societal observations.
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2. Evolution of Hip Hop and Artistic Integrity
The discussion transitions to the evolution of hip hop, with Xzibit emphasizing his commitment to the genre's core elements and his resistance to its commercialization.
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3. Partnerships and Industry Collaborations
Xzibit shares insights into his collaboration with Conor McGregor on the record label "Greenback Records," highlighting the blending of different music genres and industry expertise.
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4. DEI and Race Relations in Modern America
The conversation shifts to Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI) programs, systemic racism, and the impact of educational narratives on societal perceptions.
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5. Technology, Attention Span, and Modern Society
Bill and Xzibit explore the pervasive influence of smartphones and technology on attention spans, social interactions, and personal privacy.
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6. Personal Anecdotes and Career Highlights
Xzibit shares personal stories from his early career, including experiences as a pot dealer during college and acting roles in films like Derailed. These anecdotes illustrate his journey and the lessons learned along the way.
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7. Reflections on Aging and Personal Growth
The conversation delves into how aging affects personal habits, resilience, and perspectives on life choices such as drinking and forming relationships.
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8. The Future of Music and Entertainment
Xzibit discusses the future trajectory of music, the importance of substance over style, and the potential directions hip hop can take to remain authentic and impactful.
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9. Closing Remarks and Future Projects
As the conversation winds down, Bill and Xzibit discuss upcoming projects, album release dates, and potential future collaborations, reaffirming their mutual respect and camaraderie.
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Conclusion
This episode of Club Random with Bill Maher and Xzibit offers a rich exploration of hip hop's evolution, personal growth, societal issues, and the impact of technology on modern life. Through candid conversations and insightful reflections, both host and guest provide listeners with a deeper understanding of the complexities surrounding music, culture, and personal experiences.
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Note: This summary excludes all advertisement segments and focuses solely on the substantive content of the conversation between Bill Maher and Xzibit.