The Most Unhinged Listener Q&A Yet

Summary

Coffee Convos with Kail Lowry & Lindsie Chrisley

Episode: “The Most Unhinged Listener Q&A Yet”
Date: March 12, 2026
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Episode Overview

In this riotously candid episode, Kail and Lindsie answer an array of wild, weird, and deeply personal listener Q&A submissions, selected live and sight-unseen from Instagram. As always, their banter is raw, unfiltered, and full of heart, traversing everything from co-parenting woes and sex confessions to snack obsessions and the perils of self-sabotage. Nothing, truly, is off-limits—resulting in an episode that’s as funny as it is shockingly relatable.

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Key Topics & Insights

1. Unhinged “Would You Rather” Scenarios (01:06)

• The hosts get thrown immediately into mayhem by Instagram user “life of Laru”:
  Would you rather switch baby daddies for a month or go without seeing your kids for a month?
  • Kail jokes: “I would love for you to deal with four of mine and I take Will.” [01:17]
  • Lindsie instantly rejects trading and would take a month off—preferably in Greece!
  • Discussion veers into the challenges of summer custody arrangements.
    • “It is hard to not have him in the summer. It just feels like something is missing…” – Kail [02:20]

2. Passive Aggression and Co-Parenting (01:31)

• Both share stories of dealing with passive-aggressive baby daddies and how communication never really ends if you share a child—even post-divorce.
• “If I knew then what I know, I would not have procreated with the people I procreated with...” – Kail [04:30]
• Lindsie shares a story about splitting shopping venues with her ex post-divorce.

3. Divorce Grief & Moving On (03:06)

• Listeners ask for advice on getting through divorce grief.
  • Lindsie: “If you have a kid, you’re constantly going through divorce.” [03:55]
  • Kail admits her coping included wild behavior (skydiving, yachts), and not dealing with emotions healthily.

4. Embarrassing Technology & Privacy Dilemmas (05:03)

• Would you rather lose all your podcast episodes or have your photo gallery leaked?
  • Both immediately choose to lose the episodes: “The screenshots will send me to prison.” – Lindsie [05:12]
• The duo lists bizarre things found in their camera rolls (from criminals to hair-inspo to scam stories).

5. Fraud, Dr. Drama, and Dental Nightmares (06:41)

• Kail reveals she discovered her cosmetic dentist did time for NBA-related fraud—panicking, but quickly dismissive: “He did a great job on my teeth. What does that have to do with me?” [08:15]

6. Unbelievably Gross Hypotheticals (08:32)

• Would you rather snort a line of toenails or lick earwax?
  • Both would rather jump out the window.
• Has a child ever walked in on you “doing the deed?”
  • “Yes. …Mom, why was he laying on top of you?” [09:18]
  • The resulting awkward conversations spark laughter and parenting commiseration.

7. Absurd Battles: Ducks vs. Horses (09:39)

• One horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?
  • Kail: “I'm going to fight 100 things because it is very on brand for me to do that every day of my life.” [10:22]
• This launches discussions about how many pigeons Lindsie could fight—a resounding “none,” due to her fear of birds.

8. Craziest Places for Sex (14:08)

• Kail struggles to remember anything “crazy”; Lindsie details a Bronco escapade in the mountains.
• Kail confesses: “I conceived two kids in a car.” [15:12]

9. Judging Other Women—And Then Doing the Same (15:20)

• Kail judged teen moms...then became one.
• Lindsie: “Going back to an ex. I have repeatedly done it.” [16:05]
• Deep dive into lying and hiding relationships from friends due to judgment.

10. Most Humiliating Thing Done for Male Validation (17:21)

• Kail: “A threesome… I thought if I do these things for him, he’ll never want to go somewhere else. …You’re missing f***ing teeth. Your hairline is in the back of your head.” [17:53]
• Lindsie: “Every time I go through a breakup, I put extensions in my hair.” [18:08]

11. Self-Sabotage Confessions (18:41)

• Both hosts admit to sabotaging relationships to feel in control or avoid heartbreak.
  • “I have to break up with you before you break up with me…” – Kail [19:17]
• Discussion on whether it’s trauma, a mental illness, or simply bad habit.

12. Snack Food Fixations (21:23)

• Kail: “Cheez-It Party Mix …they took out my favorite little white Styrofoam balls!”
• Lindsie: “I’ve been living off Doritos for the past two weeks…” but now can’t look at them. [22:35]
• Kail proposes Cool Ranch Dorito seasoning should be sold separately.

13. Unhinged Business Ideas (25:30)

• Kail calls the whole podcast “unhinged” but also cites “Pothead Haircare.”
  • “Reality TV is a mental illness. To participate in it is a mental—like you have to have one to do it.” – Lindsie [26:33]

14. Worst Sexual Experience (27:02)

• Kail: “I forgot I had a tampon in… The person I was having sex with was so small…he has a micropenis.” [27:52]
• Lindsie: “My hair caught on fire during sex…patting it out and then still going is crazier.” [29:01]

15. Body Care, Deep Butt Cracks, and PH Balance (32:56)

• Kail avoids lotioning her butt crack, fearing chafing and PH imbalance; Lindsie lotions “every crevice.”
• Lindsie: “Any man that throws your PH off, get rid of him now.” [34:13]

16. Cryptic Posts and the Allison Kuch Drama (34:46, 40:02)

• Lindsie addresses who her cryptic posts are about (to be detailed elsewhere).
• They recount a trolling incident involving Allison Kuch and lack of an apology: “That actually really upsets me.” – Kail [42:53]

17. Sex Rankings & Chemistry (36:54)

• Both refuse to name “best sex partners,” agreeing emotional/mental connection matters most.
  • “Sex is based off emotional and mental chemistry for a woman.” – Lindsie [37:41]
  • They privately text their lists and react with surprise.

18. Length vs. Girth Debate (44:17)

• Kail: “Girth is more important than length unless it’s a micropenis.”
• Lindsie: “Six to six and a half inches—but if it looks like a pencil, don’t pull your pants down.” [45:07]

19. Their Relationship & Petty Fights (46:06)

• Both agree they haven’t pissed each other off in a long time, liken themselves to Mary Kate & Ashley.

20. Legal Drama: Podcast as Evidence (47:33)

• Both note exes’ friends listen to, and even use, the podcast’s transcript as courtroom evidence. [48:58]

21. Savannah Chrisley on ‘The View’ (49:43)

• Lindsie expresses pride about her sister's courage, emphasizing not politics but bravery.

22. Death Row Choices (49:59)

• Final meal, call, or song?
  • Kail: Double cheeseburger with Mac sauce. [50:05]
  • Lindsie: She’d choose the final phone call for closure [50:50]
  • They debate their own capacity for violence; both lean “no.”

23. Anxiety vs. Sadness, and SSRIs Gone Wrong (54:11)

• “Never feel anxiety” wins unanimously.
• Lindsie shares brief, harrowing SSRI trial with hallucinations and “crawling bugs.” [54:29]

24. Would They Go on ‘The Traitors’? (55:28)

• Both would! Lindsie: “I’d want to be a traitor”; Kail: “I’d want to be a faithful because people think I'm a traitor.” [55:49]

25. Who Deserves a Seat? (56:58)

• Pregnant women and elderly women come first—neither would help a man, even with a broken leg.
  • “There could be four men, and I would say nobody. I'm not helping the man ever.” – Kail [57:40]

26. Listener Foul Play Story: Butt Stuff Gone Wrong (58:48)

• Story: listener gives her boyfriend anal beads while on MDMA; he accidentally soils her.
  • “He legit. Diarrheas all over me. …We never talked about it again or did butt stuff.” [60:21]
• Kail confesses to having pegged someone before; Lindsie is shocked.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

On Divorce & Co-parenting:

• “If you have a kid, you’re constantly going through divorce.” – Lindsie [03:55]
• “If I knew then what I know, I would not have procreated with the people I procreated with...” – Kail [04:30]

On Judgment & Irony:

• “Getting pregnant as a teenager…then that happened to me.” – Kail [15:25]
• “Going back to an ex...I have repeatedly done it.” – Lindsie [16:05]

On Sexual Confessions:

• “I conceived two kids in a car.” – Kail [15:12]
• “I forgot I had a tampon in… The person I was having sex with was so small…he has a micropenis.” – Kail [27:52]
• “My hair caught on fire during sex…” – Lindsie [29:01]

On Self-Sabotage:

• “If I self-sabotage and it happens, then I can’t get hurt.” – Kail [19:15]

On Podcast Evidence:

• “They use transcripts from Coffee Convos podcast. This is the trial prep that I needed…” – Kail [48:58]

On Reality TV:

• “Reality TV is a mental illness. To participate in it is a mental—like you have to have one to do it.” – Lindsie [26:33]

On Death Row:

• “I have never thought about killing someone ever in my whole life. I’m not saying this because we’re on a public platform.” – Kail [51:16]
• “I'm at least blowing a toe off.” – Lindsie [52:09]

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Timestamps for Crucial Segments

• 01:06 – Start of Q&A, baby daddy trade or month without kids
• 02:48 – Summer custody/daddy daycare idea
• 03:06 – Divorce grief
• 05:03 – Lose episodes or leak photo gallery
• 06:41 – Arrested dentist drama
• 08:32 – Disgusting “would you rather”
• 09:39 – Duck vs. horse fight scenario
• 14:08 – Craziest place for sex confessions
• 17:21 – Things done for male validation
• 18:41 – Self-sabotage chat
• 21:23 – Favorite snacks
• 25:30 – Unhinged business/career moves
• 27:02 – Worst sexual experience (tampon, hair on fire)
• 32:56 – Butt crack lotioning and PH
• 34:46 – Cryptic posts & Allison Kuch drama
• 36:54 – Sex partner ranking
• 44:17 – Length vs. girth
• 46:06 – Best friends’ fights
• 47:33 – Podcast evidence in court
• 49:43 – Savannah on ‘The View’
• 49:59 – Final meal/phone call for execution
• 54:11 – Never feel anxiety vs. sadness/antidepressant nightmare
• 55:28 – Would they go on ‘The Traitors’
• 56:58 – Who gets the seat: pregnant woman, elderly, baby, or man with broken leg?
• 58:48 – Listener foul play: Molly, butt beads, and disaster

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Closing Tone & Style

Kail and Lindsie are in rare form—witty, irreverent, brutally honest, and always ready to skewer themselves just as much as each other. The episode is a mix of friendship therapy, reality-TV confessional, and pure comedy, punctuated by moments of real vulnerability. Listener stories and questions are answered with a blend of sass and empathy, making this a stand-out, must-listen for Coffee Convos fans.

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Best Quote for the Mood:

• “Reality TV is a mental illness. To participate in it is a mental—like you have to have one to do it.” – Lindsie [26:33]

Most Memorable Listener Moment:

• “We were going heavy. His ass up doggy style and had anal beads all the way inside of him. He told me to pull it out quick. So I did. He legit diarrheas all over me.” [60:21]

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This episode truly lives up to its title—perfect for anyone who loves reality, real talk, and zero filter.

Transcript

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[Lindsay Chrisley]

I hate gift giving and receiving.

[Kale Lowry]

Receiving gifts is so weird. What do you say? Thank you.

[Podcast Narrator]

This is Coffee Convos with Kale Lowry and Lindsay Chrisley.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

I really want you to be in your feels, Kale.

[Kale Lowry]

That does not interest me whatsoever.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

I feel very attacked by you.

[Podcast Narrator]

A spirited discussion about motherhood, friendship, family and life in the public eye.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

I'm just not with the fakery anymore.

[Kale Lowry]

There's a fakery bakery around here.

[Podcast Narrator]

Here's Kale and Lindsay.

[Kale Lowry]

Welcome back. We're still in Dallas.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Good morning and welcome back to another episode of Coffee Convos podcast. We are going to start this episode off hot from that we don't even know about Instagram. Questions from Madison. We have never seen these.

[Kale Lowry]

No. And I'm excited because the first one is.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Yeah, it's outrageous.

[Kale Lowry]

It says, from life of Laru, switch baby daddies for a month or go without seeing kids for a month.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Without seeing kids for a month.

[Kale Lowry]

Oh, I want to switch. I want. Will is funny. Will's funny. No, I would love for you to deal with four of mine and I take Will.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Like you would give me your four for that one. Yeah, terrible trade off. Terrible.

[Kale Lowry]

I feel like it's fair.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Have you ever dealt with a passive aggressive person?

[Kale Lowry]

Yeah, I think everybody in my own life.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

You think I'm passive aggressive.

[Kale Lowry]

No, no, you're not passive. You're pretty direct.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

I feel like I'm aggressive. Oh, we also still have a live audience.

[Kale Lowry]

We do still have a lot of. You know what? On second thought, it's just the baby dads that are passive aggressive.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Yeah, I have a passive aggressive one as well.

[Kale Lowry]

He is, is he?

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Yeah.

[Kale Lowry]

I think I only know you can

[Lindsay Chrisley]

have the mentality that you have because you weren't married to the man. You don't have a kid with him. Like, no, I'm literally going a month and I'm probably going to Greece and staying for one entire month and not dealing with a baby dad.

[Kale Lowry]

Okay. I think that's fair.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Like, if you think that I would ever take on one of your baby dads I'm out.

[Kale Lowry]

Honestly though, like, I. Like, as hard as the summers are without Lincoln now, we have only done one summer, but the summer is quickly approaching. It is hard to not have him in the summer. It just feels like something is missing. When I have my other kids, I low key wouldn't mind having the setup for all of them. Like, I just have all my kids during the school year and they go to their dads for the entire summer. And. And in that way, when we're talking about go without seeing the kids for a month, that is. I would be okay with that. Where it's.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

That could be a show. It's like daddy daycare and just ship

[Kale Lowry]

them off to their dads for the summertime.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Yeah, I don't think I can get behind that, but I understand why you have that mentality. Next question. Sassy bougie Natty says, how do I get through divorce grief if you're like me?

[Kale Lowry]

Okay.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Because if you have a kid with. Well, I think if you have a kid with somebody, you never. You never really get over it.

[Kale Lowry]

Yes and no. For a period of time, I felt like I had the best of both worlds, but I also did not cope in a. In a healthy way. I don't feel like I became like this like crazy adrenaline junkie for a period of time. And I was skydiving and traveling and I remember when you were dropping 20 grand on a yacht and just not. Not handling it well.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

I think we all handle things differently, but are all going through kind of like the same journey now. I can say for a fact, if I was married to Will and I did not have a child and he has said this, we would never speak again, ever.

[Kale Lowry]

Oh.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Like, we could live in the same town. And like, remember when I got divorced and he took Kroger and I took Publix and I took a couple restaurants. Like, never cross paths. Like nothing. Yeah, but I think that you're constantly going through divorce when you have a child.

[Kale Lowry]

Yeah. Joe texted me yesterday about can. Can he have Elliot on my day? And I said, respectfully, Joe, don't text me. Elliot is 16. He can ask me if he wants to go.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Yeah, see, I.

[Kale Lowry]

Like, I wouldn't.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

It's the constant need to have some form of communication or some ask or. And I mean, we do it too.

[Kale Lowry]

Yeah, we do. And it's just annoying. You know what I mean? Like, I don't. I don't want to be attached to this person. If I knew then what I know, I would not have procreated with the people that I procreated with, I don't think they would have procreated with me, but I'm talking from like a.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

You're crazy if you think that.

[Kale Lowry]

No, I'm not. I mean, I. Look, no, I'm just thinking, like, biologically speaking. I sent I know two of your

[Lindsay Chrisley]

baby dads that would have absolutely still picked to procreate with you, and they give you the biggest hell fair. Do you know which ones I'm talking about?

[Kale Lowry]

Yes, I do.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Yeah.

[Kale Lowry]

T.NIA M said, lose all your episodes or leak your photo gallery.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Lose all my episodes.

[Kale Lowry]

Lose all my episodes. Lose all my episodes.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Because the screenshots will send me to prison.

[Kale Lowry]

Let me pull up my screenshots really quick and just sort of give you guys an idea. My screenshots are weird. That's the thing. They're not going to get me in trouble. They're just weird. And I don't want anyone to question my mental health.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Kill. As if people already don't question it without seeing your screenshots.

[Kale Lowry]

My screenshots include a Berlin woman sentenced to four years in federal prison for stealing $1.7 million from an OC home builder. A DM that I got about Janelle.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Why? Why? Why do you need to say that? Because she's coming for us next week.

[Kale Lowry]

Should we go on the MILF mindset?

[Lindsay Chrisley]

No. I didn't even know that MILF was like, a word that was still used.

[Kale Lowry]

My screenshots include Nordstrom in Delaware is going out of business, so we have effectively nothing left. Photo that came up on my Facebook of Becky's donor for Becks in people you may know on my Facebook.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Okay.

[Kale Lowry]

And then a screenshot from my Amazon, A screenshot of our Facebook group. Like, they're weird. So I'm not necessarily worried about my screenshots. Like, whatever. I just.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Do you want me to tell you what's in my screenshots? It's like, it goes from. This shows you the level of psychosis. It goes from hair inspo to woman netted 3 million in online romance scams to screenshots of people.

[Kale Lowry]

What is that?

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Screenshots of people that I know that have been arrested.

[Kale Lowry]

Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So that brings me. Brings something up. So yesterday I posted a video on TikTok talking. People were like, kale, what have you got done to your face? Like, can you talk about things that you've gotten done? And so I post the video. I really haven't done that much to my face. Like, I've done my chin, my teeth, and I get dysport, which is comparable to Botox, which again, not to be confused with filler. They're different. And in the comments, somebody said that the doctor who did my teeth also did their teeth and was arrested for fraud. And I said, what the fuck? So I go online and I Google and I go down this rabbit hole and I'm thinking that it was related to his schooling, his medical license as a dentist. Like, I'm panicking because I'm like, what if something's wrong with my teeth? Like, do I need to go get these taken off and then like, look like my. Because my natural tooth is still under them. I don't have the ones that you shave down. I just have the veneers that go on top of your regular tooth. So I start panicking, I go down a rabbit hole and thank Rihanna because it was. It's fraud. Come. That has to do with the NBA. So I think some, I think the gist of what was going on.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Why is there so much fraud in the NBA? Like, I don't understand.

[Kale Lowry]

Well, I think what was happening was that he was doing maybe an exchange for NBA players to do their teeth, but then he was charging like the NBA's like, health plan or something. Something along those lines. So he was sentenced to like three or four years. And I was like, I don't give a about that. Like, I really don't. And so whatever that.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Well, what if you have to have any touch ups done? Like, he's just in the pin and then he comes out and then you get it done.

[Kale Lowry]

Well, I think he's about to get out. So, like, I would go back to him because I don't give a. He didn't. He did a great job on my teeth. What the does that have to do with me? He's not defrauding me.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

I don't give a about his fraud. Okay, next person says, well, her name is Morgan K. Robson.

[Kale Lowry]

Rob Robinson.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Robinson. Would you rather snort a line of toenails or lick earwax?

[Kale Lowry]

Neither. I'll jump out a window first. I won't do either. I would not do either.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Lindsay Clancy that and jump to my own death. Like, literally snort a line of toenails is crazy.

[Kale Lowry]

I'll throw up. BB Crier said, have you ever have your kids ever walked in on you doing the deed? Because mine did. Yes.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

No, but also yes. Like, no, but what does that mean? Like, I didn't see one of them do it. But you know that I know that it was done based off of the evidence that was explained.

[Kale Lowry]

Yeah, this has happened more times.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Mom, why didn't you have on clothes? Mom, why was he laying on top of you? What do you mean? Why are you in my business and why were you there? Like, I heard noises.

[Kale Lowry]

What were what noises? It was a movie. There was a movie on the tv. Like we were wrestling.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

The moans were crazy.

[Kale Lowry]

I put him in a guillotine.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Okay, fight one. Okay, Casey B. Stewart says fight one horse sized duck or a hundred duck size horses. Wait, I. The ADHD is adhd. Fight one horse horse. So a horse that is the size of a duck?

[Kale Lowry]

No, a duck.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

A duck the size of a horse

[Kale Lowry]

or 100 horses that are the size of a duck.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Going to do the one I'm going

[Kale Lowry]

to do the 100 duck sized horses.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Why would you do that?

[Kale Lowry]

That feels more manageable to me.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

No, that feels way more chaotic. And the answers that we both gave do not surprise me based off of personality.

[Kale Lowry]

Also, like you're telling me the number of children we have as well.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Like you're going to tell me that you're going to fight 100 things or just like one bit? Like one thing.

[Kale Lowry]

I'm going to fight 100 things because it is no very on brand for me to do that every day of my life.

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[Kale Lowry]

Also, with that being said, realistically speaking, how many pigeons do you think you could fight off?

[Lindsay Chrisley]

None.

[Kale Lowry]

Like, if you were outside walking downtown and all these pigeons fly after you, how many before?

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Oh, I was thinking penguin.

[Kale Lowry]

You mean?

[Lindsay Chrisley]

I don't know, like, what they released in Home Alone. Like in that scene, Those birds, the

[Kale Lowry]

ones that are like, remember on. Hey, Arnold.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Hey, Arnold. Move it, football head.

[Kale Lowry]

And the gram and the grandfather. Or. No, there was a pigeon man and he had all the pigeons and he gives Arnold the lesson. But, like, realistically, if they're all flocking around you, how many?

[Lindsay Chrisley]

None. I'll let him kill me. Yeah. You know that I have, like, an irrational fear of birds. Remember when we talked about it when you were going to get a parakeet or whatever that kind of bird was?

[Kale Lowry]

I'm so thankful every day of my life that I don't have, because it

[Lindsay Chrisley]

was going to be the mascot of Coffee Combo's podcast. I was going to get a ferret.

[Kale Lowry]

Yeah.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Could you imagine me strolling around just like in my bronco with a ferret in a ball? Oh, Rick. I love this question. Rick. Jax. What a name. When do we get more tour?

[Kale Lowry]

This summer. We're going on tour this summer. Super excited. And so far we have 12 cities and Lindsay and I, we're waiting on the dates so Lindsay can pick which ones she wants to go to. We just don't have the dates yet. We have the cities, but no dates.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Remember when the last tour happened and I wasn't gonna go on it, and then I ended up on Three out of four shows.

[Kale Lowry]

There were six.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Oh, there were six.

[Kale Lowry]

Yeah. But still, you came on a half. Almost half of them.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Okay, next question.

[Kale Lowry]

Oh, craziest place you have had sex.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Craziest place.

[Kale Lowry]

I'm third. I'm about to be 34 years old. I don't have sex in crazy places at this point. And my boyfriend's too tall to fit in a car, so we can't. Crazy is probably the Nordstrom that's closing in that parking.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Nordstrom in the parking lot. Okay. So one time when I was, like, rekindling an old flame, we decided it was a good idea. We were gonna take the Bronco. We're gonna go to the mountains, and we're gonna go to this little cider company, and we're gonna sit and watch football. And we took our own little, like, homemade charcuterie. And, you know, like, frisky things started to happen. So he just whips the Bronco into a gravel lot. And. I mean, that was the wildest thing I think I've ever done in my entire life.

[Kale Lowry]

Did you have a good time?

[Lindsay Chrisley]

I did. And then I went to the car wash the next day because I'm like, what happened in here? Like, I need to wipe away the scent.

[Kale Lowry]

Wipe away the sin or the scent?

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Both. I'm going with both.

[Kale Lowry]

I don't know that I've ever really had sex in a crazy place that I can think of that I didn't.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

You conceive, like, two kids in a car.

[Kale Lowry]

Yeah. Elliot and Lux.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

That's crazy. Like, if I was going to conceive, it would have been that time.

[Kale Lowry]

I love the next question so much.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

What's something you judged other girls for and then ended up doing? I can think of a lot of things.

[Kale Lowry]

I can think of a lot of things. One of them is getting pregnant as a teenager. It would be like, how the. Is she gonna go on with her life? What is she gonna do about school? Is she gonna get a job? Who's gonna watch the baby? Like, I just did. I couldn't comprehend getting pregnant in high school. I didn't want kids, and so I was also just like, how do you. What do you even do with a baby? You know? And then the sec. One of the second things is someone cheating on you and then me outing them publicly. And then, like, I did that, and then that happened to me. So I guess that's not really. Like, I judge someone, and then I.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Oh, you outed somebody else cheating?

[Kale Lowry]

Yes. And then it. Karma. Karma. Really hard.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Really, really hard. Yeah, I Think the only one that, like, sticks out to me is going back to an ex, because I have repeatedly done it.

[Kale Lowry]

Yeah.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Like, I'm always saying, oh, well, if it doesn't work out, like, that's the sign.

[Kale Lowry]

I don't really judge people for going back to their ex most of the time. Like, obviously, there's. There's exceptions to every rule, but I was always going back to exes, so I don't have room to judge when other people go back to their exes. And, I mean, Ike and I had that conversation yesterday where I literally was like, I don't care. Like, people are going to do what they're going to do regardless. And it doesn't matter what everyone's friends are saying. You're just setting them up to lie. Because that's what I was doing.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

You didn't lie to me.

[Kale Lowry]

No, I didn't, because I didn't feel judged by you. But I would lie to Becky. I would lie to Bone. I would lie to Sterling because I didn't want them to know. And so. Because I didn't want them to judge me. And I.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

That was, like, back in the day when you used to, like, turn your location on and off and then. Remember when you did that?

[Kale Lowry]

Yeah, that was rough. That was a rough time for me.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

And I'm like, I know where you are, like, immediately when you turn that location off. Like, come on.

[Kale Lowry]

You knew who I was with.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Come on. You were at his mama's house. Okay. What is the most humiliating thing that you've done for male validation?

[Kale Lowry]

A threesome.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Oh, I remember this. It was at your house, right? In your basement?

[Kale Lowry]

No, it was in the guest room.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

That's when you farted in the closet?

[Kale Lowry]

No, that room didn't even have a closet.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Just kidding. Wait, so you. You had a threesome because.

[Kale Lowry]

He wanted to know, but I thought, like, if I do these things for him, he'll never want to go somewhere else. Like, he'll love it here.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

No, because you're setting the tone that you're going to continue doing that.

[Kale Lowry]

Right.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Like, at what point was it going to stop, or were you just going to continue doing it at that time?

[Kale Lowry]

That version of Gail. I would have done anything for him. I look at him and I'm like, you're missing fucking teeth. Your hairline is in the back of your head.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Like, missing teeth. You know, we're going to.

[Kale Lowry]

I'm getting canceled after this. Oh, Alessandra is going to rip me a new one.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Oh, yeah. Editing is going to take us straight Out. Okay, I will just say the craziest thing or the most humiliating thing that I've ever done for male validation. It's not really that humiliating is every time I go through a breakup, I put extensions in my hair. And I don't even like to wash my hair every time.

[Kale Lowry]

Not you. On the last episode, showing the fudgeing extension. Like that was literally the other day.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

I know. I went and got color matched right before I came here.

[Kale Lowry]

Jesse D. Casey says, have you ever sabotaged something just to feeling?

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Yes, my entire life. I sabotage my entire life.

[Kale Lowry]

Like, I'll sabotage and be like, I don't think you want to be with me. Because I'm basically like, I don't think you want to be with me. I don't know how to explain what I'm going to say. So I'm basically putting it out there. Like, it's what you fear is what you create. So I'm self sabotaging the relationship, but there's nothing wrong. But it gives me a sense. It gives me a sense of being in control. Because I'm like, if I can predict this, I can predict how I'm going to feel. I can change how I'm going to feel. I can protect myself. If I self sabotage and it happens, then I don't have to worry and I can't get hurt. Yeah, exactly.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

I do the exact same thing.

[Kale Lowry]

Like, I have to break up with you before you break up with me. Because it will hurt if you break up with me, but it won't hurt if I break up with you, which it also fudge.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

But see, I just had the conversation the other day that I like for somebody to break up with me. So then I don't have it, like on my conscience. Like, I can just like, smooth sailing. And by smooth sailing, it does not mean that, like, I'm really sailing nowhere except my bed. But, like, I don't have to feel

[Kale Lowry]

bad about it if someone breaks up with me, which it hasn't happened yet, but if they did, my whole thing would be like, see, I told you. I told you. I knew that would happen.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

You and I are the same person in that regard. Like, I will sabotage my entire life just to feel in control.

[Kale Lowry]

Same every day.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

But like, is that a mental disorder?

[Kale Lowry]

Yeah.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Is that trauma? Is that like childhood trauma?

[Kale Lowry]

Yeah. We'll just be having a good time and I'll look at him and be like, you don't love me, do you? Like, you want to break up with me? You're not happy here, are you? You're not happy. I could tell you didn't say that to me five hours ago. And I know.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

I think our delivery is just different on the self sabotaging, you know, Like, I will burn that all the way to the ground.

[Kale Lowry]

No, I'll go to him and be like, you're acting kind of funny. Like, are you plotting to move out? Or like. Because he told me this story about, like a past situation, and I've kept it right here and now. Any time that I'm like, feeling really insecure about something, I'm like, oh, like, you're.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

You put yourself in that situation.

[Kale Lowry]

I'm like, you're plotting and saving your money so you can move out. I get it now. And he'll be like, what the are you talking about? And I'm like, just tell me if you're gonna move out in 60 days. Like, I need to know now. And he's like, the fuck are you talking?

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Our brains are like a vault because we self sabotage. We take situations from things that we know and insert ourselves into that situation. And it's like, okay, this makes me feel in control.

[Kale Lowry]

Why are we like this?

[Lindsay Chrisley]

It's. It's a disorder. That's all I. That's all I've got. Okay. What is your favorite snack food?

[Kale Lowry]

Cheez It Party Mix. The one with, like, the pretzels, the Cheez its. The little. They look like styrofoam balls, which they actually took that out and I don't know why.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Isn't that just cheese puffs?

[Kale Lowry]

No, it's like a little. It's white and it was like a little. It looked like a styrofoam little ball. And I've been getting this. Checks this snack Party Mix by Cheez it. And I'm like, I literally, like, that is one of the favorite items in there. And they took it out completely. And I don't understand because it was probably Styrofoam. Yeah. They're like, actually, we shouldn't have people eating these.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

My favorite snack food. I don't really feel like I'm a big snacker, but I've been living off Doritos for the past two weeks.

[Kale Lowry]

That's a weird snack.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Why? It's just like, love.

[Kale Lowry]

Yeah. But I feel like Doritos is, like, specific. Like, that's. That doesn't feel snacky to me.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Okay, but do you also go down, like, this path where you want the same thing for, like, a long period of time and. And then all of a sudden you hate it?

[Kale Lowry]

Yeah.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Like, you Wake up one day and you're like, that is no longer good to me.

[Kale Lowry]

Well, that's. That's our adhd because I have hyper fixation snacks and I have hyper fixation drinks and I have hyper fixation things.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Doritos wore out. Its welcome on me.

[Kale Lowry]

Oh, really?

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Yeah.

[Kale Lowry]

And now you're done?

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Yeah, I'm done. Like, I cannot look at a bag of Doritos at all.

[Kale Lowry]

Interesting.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Like, are you Cool ranch or nacho cheese?

[Kale Lowry]

So we do walking tacos sometimes. And those are nacho cheese, not spicy nacho. The nacho cheese.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Yeah.

[Kale Lowry]

But like, if I was gonna eat a snack of Doritos, I would go Cool Ranch.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Cool Ranch.

[Kale Lowry]

But sometimes they don't put enough seasoning on them. Also, I had this idea, so I was trying to figure out if I could make the seasoning from the Cool Ranch Doritos and put it on chicken.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Oh, that would be good.

[Kale Lowry]

So I was like, they should sell that flavoring separate. Also if they do this, I want royalties. And I'm putting that out here right now. This is not the first time I've said it, so if it does happen, you owe me money. Put this, the seasoning on chicken or have you ever done the Ritz cracker or encoded your.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Oh, yeah. Well, I don't cook, but I haven't

[Kale Lowry]

done the Ritz cracker thing that I can think of. I might have did it once, like years ago. But, like, you can like, basically make that the breading and then bread the chicken in it. We could do that with Doritos. Cool Ranch Doritos.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

You could, but that sounds, like, very unhealthy. You know what I mean? It's like you're. You're trying to do something good by cooking the home cooked meal, and then you're just like slathering that with something terrible.

[Kale Lowry]

That's why I was saying, like, the seasoning would be a better option.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Remember when I sent you that article and it was like, all of these things are going to be banned in the US And Doritos were on it and I still went and bought them.

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[Kale Lowry]

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[Kale Lowry]

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[Lindsay Chrisley]

your most unhinged business idea or career move? I think this entire podcast is unhinged from start to finish, from first episode to current.

[Kale Lowry]

I really, I mean maybe killer sports because it's gone so quickly. I probably should have slowed down a little bit.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

No Us thinking that we're organized enough to go on a tour. Yeah, like that's crazy.

[Kale Lowry]

No, truly it is. I don't maybe pothead hair care because I mean Janelle lighting it on fire. But that was like a good move. Like I that marketing was crazy work, you know, in a good way.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

I hated the fact that you had pothead hair care.

[Kale Lowry]

People didn't understand the play on words. Like it was infused with cbd. And I don't think people remember when

[Lindsay Chrisley]

I told you I hated that name.

[Kale Lowry]

The name didn't didn't hit the way that it was supposed to because it was supposed to be a play on words like pothead. Not that doesn't mean that we smoke weed all day. Right? Like no shade to anyone who does. But like that wasn't the move. It was that it was CBD infused. So that was probably most hinged business

[Lindsay Chrisley]

idea that was not a business idea was being a part of reality tv.

[Kale Lowry]

Reality TV is a mental illness. Like to participate it in it is a mental like you have to have

[Lindsay Chrisley]

one to do it.

[Kale Lowry]

Because when I look at people like Bristol Palin who literally walked away from that paycheck and never looked back, I'm like, clearly you're not unhinged. Like the rest of us, like, you're a normal person.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

She just wanted to, you know, do real estate.

[Kale Lowry]

Good for her.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Good for her. But no, it. It literally is a mental illness to be on reality tv. Okay. Worst sexual experience.

[Kale Lowry]

I forgot I had a tampon in. Our live studio audience is gagging. And Stacy. I'm never podcasting again in front of Stacey ever, ever again.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

A tampon in is crazy. Remember when he didn't feel it because

[Kale Lowry]

he was so small?

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Remember when I got so harassed by the audience when I was like, how could anybod ever have sex and not know that they have a tampon in? Like, how is it getting.

[Kale Lowry]

And then it happened to you, didn't it?

[Lindsay Chrisley]

No, it didn't happen. From tip to end. The tampon takes up my whole space. So how is that getting? Like, how is it roaming around?

[Kale Lowry]

The person that I was having sex with was so small, and I. Shit. Like, I'm not. Come here. Like, I'm not being funny when I say this. Based on a Google search, he has a micro penis. So that's how.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

That's also. Remember when I was talking about the article that I found really, really late night, where it's like, serial killers have micro penises, so really watch out with. Hey, come here, dude. Because I. No, no, no.

[Kale Lowry]

I fully understand now in this moment why people say, kale. I'm not talking to you because I don't want to be a subject of your podcast. I fully understand now because we be ripping people to shreds on here.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

I know. I mean, it's just so crazy. So those are the answers that, unfortunately, I'm gonna have to go with.

[Kale Lowry]

Okay, the next.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Wait, can we go back to the tampon? Like, yeah, sure.

[Kale Lowry]

That was the.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Because I didn't get my worst sexual experience.

[Kale Lowry]

Oh, I didn't. When your hair caught on fire.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Yeah, when I was literally laid out. You know how you're supposed to be laying on a bed? Like. But I was like. Like, let's say if the mattress was, like, from the wall, you know, like, I'm laid out this way. Well, I was laying, like. And there was a candle. All on camera, there was a candle. And all of a sudden.

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[Lindsay Chrisley]

I smelled burning, and I'm like, what's burning? And all of a sudden, my hair is just in flames.

[Kale Lowry]

In flames. The smell of human hair on fire is so disgusting. Did I tell you about the time with the vacuum?

[Lindsay Chrisley]

What?

[Kale Lowry]

The vacuum.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Recently?

[Kale Lowry]

No. First of all, I just want to say, like, do you think we're going to get fired from Podcast one. Yes. Stacey's going to go back.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

They go back.

[Kale Lowry]

We have it.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

We have a business dinner tonight with Podcast one. And immediately they're going to be like,

[Kale Lowry]

the dinner is off. Yeah, we have to let them go. Like, they were subject to this. And so this was not sex related, but when I was 10, so my mom had this thing. Like, my mom was not around a lot in my childhood. Right. Like, she was around, but she neglected me. Right. But I still had chores. So it did not matter whether I lived with her full time or not. I was doing fucking chores and they needed to be done when she got home from work.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

You were Cinderella with no siblings.

[Kale Lowry]

Yeah, exactly. And also no parents. And so I just knew that I had to vacuum the house before my mom got home. And so I'm home alone. Susie really preferred for all of the vacuum lines to be a very certain way with your footprints through them. Whatever, whatever. So this was back in. I mean, I was probably between 10 and 12 at this time. And follow the bouncing well here because it's the hair situation. I think I told you this, where I knew Susie was coming home. And you wait until the last hour before they were coming home to get everything done, because then it was nice and fresh and whatever. Right. And this was during those heavy vacuums. So there was no cordless, there was no sharks. This was like a heavy vacuum with a bag. And I'm like, oh, like, I gotta get under the couch. And so it was. I like took the hose out of the vacuum and I went to go vacuum under the couch. And so I am looking like this

[Lindsay Chrisley]

and the only this would happen to you.

[Kale Lowry]

The vacuum falls over and the bottom of the vacuum pulls my hair and it's spinning, spinning, spinning, spinning, spinning. And it's burning and I can smell it and there's nothing I can do. And the angle is so weird because my hair is caught in the vacuum. And I stayed like that until my mom got home.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Mom came home and you were. The thing was still going.

[Kale Lowry]

Yes.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

What did she do?

[Kale Lowry]

I think I might have been able to pull the cord out. So it might like thinking that it was a purple vacuum. It was like a weird, like, burgundy almost. I want to say it was like a. Was there like a whirlpool or like a devil something?

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Dirt devil.

[Kale Lowry]

Dirt devil.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

It was.

[Kale Lowry]

Oh, my God. And so I think I might have pulled the cord out, but I was on the ground because I couldn't do anything at that point.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Susie comes home from happy hour and her daughter's just, like, late, and I'm like this.

[Kale Lowry]

You know what? If I ever saw Susie again, I would ask her if she remembered that. Anyways, that is so I. I know the smell of burning hair from that. So I can only imagine, like, you're just, like, legs wide open, and now your hair is on fire. It was kind of the same thing, you know?

[Lindsay Chrisley]

And then, like, the patting it out and then still going is, like, crazier. You know what I mean?

[Kale Lowry]

It's like, I got five minutes in me, so the second my hair gets caught on fire, I'm done.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Like, me.

[Kale Lowry]

You're like, hold on. Just put the fire out and keep going.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Keep going, keep going. Okay, this person, Caitlin, I don't know how to say Chavez, says, do you lotion your butt crack?

[Kale Lowry]

No.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Yes. I lotion every crevice of everything.

[Kale Lowry]

My butt crack actually so deep at all.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

But why? So, like, how does one get a deep butt crack? Like, is that genetic?

[Kale Lowry]

Well, I've always had a long butt.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Is that, like the. Is like, that what they call, like, plumber's butt?

[Kale Lowry]

I don't know what plumber's butt is,

[Lindsay Chrisley]

but, like, hold on, I'll show you what it looks like.

[Kale Lowry]

The whole thing about, like, my butt crack, though, like, if I lotioned it.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Yeah.

[Kale Lowry]

It would be so deep. And because, like, the lotion would then, like, rub, I end up. I think it would end up chafing.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Okay, so lotioning process. Do you lotion or all. But do you lotion or all oil?

[Kale Lowry]

I lotion?

[Lindsay Chrisley]

I. Oh, but if I'm going on a trip, like, for this, I had to get a little lotion. But, honey, I will have that lotion going all which aways in every crevice.

[Kale Lowry]

Here's the. I'm also scared of my ph being thrown off.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

That's why you use, like, I'm saying, it has a ph balancer in it.

[Kale Lowry]

I literally said to Ike the other day, I looked at him and I said, I just want you to know that I've been thinking about this for several days. Thank you so much for never throwing my ph off.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Wait, listen. Any man that throws your ph off, get rid of him now. It's a bad sign. Like, I am convinced at the point that your ph gets thrown off, it's because he stuck it somewhere else.

[Kale Lowry]

Oh, and did. Yes, and did.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

1000%. Wait, I've got to show you plumber's butt. I want to know if your butt crack looks like this. Not that it's really my business, but does it look like that.

[Kale Lowry]

So I'm saying like it's deep. Like if the, if this is the crack.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Yeah. Like there's like a lot. Literally, it's like an onion. You gotta like peel it back.

[Kale Lowry]

Yeah. You would have to like Kylie C. 1984 said. Who are you talking about in all of these cryptic posts? Lindsay David, what cryptic posts are you making?

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Unfortunately, I'm gonna have to address quite a few things, but yes, you're gonna

[Kale Lowry]

do that on the Southern tea.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Okay, I am. There's a lot, lots of things happening in my world. But yes, the cryptic posts are about that.

[Kale Lowry]

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[Kale Lowry]

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[Kale Lowry]

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[Lindsay Chrisley]

Rate your best sex from all of your partners. Or maybe top three number one. I kind of feel like that's like throwing shade a little bit. Like were you trying to be a shady when you said. Or like at least the top three. Like maybe the top three meaning we're

[Kale Lowry]

talking about best sex.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Yeah, but like was she throwing shade when she said? Or maybe the top three. Like as if you know there's, like, a plethora of people to go through.

[Kale Lowry]

I can still count on my hands, thank God.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Well, me too.

[Kale Lowry]

I don't even think about them.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Best sex. I mean, we don't have to say. Do we have to say the names?

[Kale Lowry]

Rate the best sex from all your partners? Or maybe top three? I think they're asking for names is my guess. My top three is everybody's worst nightmares.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

My top three. I'm not gonna say the names.

[Kale Lowry]

Okay.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

But what I will say is that I think that sex is based off of the, like, emotional and mental chemistry for a woman.

[Kale Lowry]

Okay.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

So somebody else might have had sex with this person and been like, that guy sucks, you know?

[Kale Lowry]

Yeah, for sure.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

So I definitely think it's, like, the mental place that you're in when you're doing.

[Kale Lowry]

I text you mine.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

I think there's something to be said for, like, very, like, long term. Long term, committed sex. I think that's, like, good for me, you know?

[Kale Lowry]

Okay, can you text me yours? Because I feel like you're doing, like, I just texted you mine.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Okay. I think that you're gonna be surprised by mine. Tell me if you're surprised.

[Kale Lowry]

I'm shocked by two and three. I'm not shocked by number one.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Like, you. You think that two and three, I guess number.

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Hold on.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

No, the one that you just text me. You're thinking that. Because I think that was a time of my life that I'm just like, oh, this is, like, fun, wild, and crazy, but, like, if I had it again, I wouldn't want it.

[Kale Lowry]

Oh, I mean, that's my number three, too. My number three. I would never want that ever again. You couldn't pay me.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Yeah, but pay to is crazy.

[Kale Lowry]

You could not pay me to ever sleep with that. You couldn't pay me to look at that man. And. But three doesn't surprise me. I guess where he falls on the list surprises me. Number two surprises me through and through.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

So my list is actually, like, number one. It does not really have anything to do physically. It has to do with, like, the mental and emotional connection.

[Kale Lowry]

Okay.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

My number two was. The emotional connection was so strong.

[Kale Lowry]

Okay, that.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

That makes sense. My number three is because I was committed to that person for such a long period of time.

[Kale Lowry]

I'm deleting. I am deleting these because I'm not trying to hurt nobody's feeling.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Can you just imagine, like, we just have a bunch of gifts, like, out there of us just, like, with our pinky fingers going like, it's rude as hell.

[Kale Lowry]

You're not tall enough to talk to me like that.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

You are not. You are absolutely not. Okay, let's see. You know, I was really hoping that this was gonna kind of die, and I feel like it just hasn't. But people keep asking, and I get DMS about this literally every day. Has Allison Cooch apologized to Lindsay?

[Kale Lowry]

Did she?

[Lindsay Chrisley]

And I don't think that you and I actually got to tell the story about how that whole situation kind of went down. That was when I got Covid and had the UTI and kidney infection. Remember that?

[Kale Lowry]

Yeah.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

And I was, like, laid out, and so I'm, like, on all these antibiotics. I've taken NyQuil, and Kale's, like, blowing up my phone. And I'm laying next to David, and he's like, hey, babe. Like, she never texts this late. Like, something's going on. And I'm like, what could possibly be going on? Please tell me why some fucking troll takes a screenshot of my story, makes a whole profile on Instagram, no photos posted, nothing, and starts trolling Allison Kuch pretending. Pretending to be me.

[Kale Lowry]

So I see this, and I comment on it, and I'm like, I don't think that's her. Like, obviously, I couldn't tell. And, like, what we know about laws and lawyers and defamation and this on the third, I didn't want to say for certainty, but, like, I think I know you well enough to know that that wasn't you. But I commented, and I'm like, I don't think that was her. And, like, people. Hundreds of people responded.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

I know.

[Kale Lowry]

And so I'm like, I have to tell Lindsay about this, because I like Allison. Like, I follow her content. I like her a lot. And so I was like, oh, my God. Like, she has to know that that wasn't actually you.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Well, so I. Number one, I don't think that she knew who I was. And I, in fairness, had never even heard of Allison.

[Kale Lowry]

Well, what I mean by she has to know that wasn't you. Like, I wanted to tell her it wasn't you.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Right.

[Kale Lowry]

You know what I mean? Like, I was like, she. She needs to know. Like, this is not. That couldn't be Lindsay.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

So I wake up the next morning, and, number one, I responded that night on the thing, and I was like, this is my photo. But, like, this is not me. I've got better things to do than, like, make a troll account. If I just want to say something about somebody, I'll just do it on my Instagram story. You know? It's like, what are you talking about?

[Kale Lowry]

Yeah.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

And so send an email to her team and ask, you know, for it to obviously be removed, that I didn't do it. And would she be willing to address the situation, not really asking for an apology, but just address, like, what happened. And they said no.

[Kale Lowry]

Are you serious?

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Yep. And I have the email to prove it. And then tried to make it confidential and respond. I responded back and I said, there's nothing confidential about this email.

[Kale Lowry]

I wonder if Allison knows that, though. Like, I follow Allison. I like I said I liked her. I like her. I had. I had her on Barely Famous. Like, I. She seems like someone who would.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Is very reasonable just based off of that experience. No. And also, I private messaged her and never got a direct apology either.

[Kale Lowry]

That actually really upsets me.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

I would definitely feel like.

[Kale Lowry]

And again, I'm not in this situation, but if I was and I did this, I would feel like, okay, let me correct it and be like, you know, I'm sorry to whoever. Like, I thought this was really, like, who? I thought this. Who was who it was. I don't know. That just seems really weird.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Yeah. So private messages, there was never an apology. And with that whole situation, when you are a public figure or you're putting yourself out there in the public for people to consume, whatever you're putting out there, there is a risk that you're running. And I'm not saying that it's right to be trolled, but there is a risk that you're running for random people to have all of these opinions about stuff. You are just as guilty as the person that sent that message to you when you did what you did to me and posted it publicly. Because somebody trolled you, so you trolled back the person that was me, but it wasn't me.

[Kale Lowry]

So do you think she knew who you were when she posted it?

[Lindsay Chrisley]

No, I don't. It was just very disheartening. And it's like, if I did that to somebody, which number one, I wouldn't, but if I did that to somebody and I knew I was wrong, I would publicly take a stage and be like, hey, you know, like, this was kind of fucked up.

[Kale Lowry]

Yeah.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Yep.

[Kale Lowry]

That's deep.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Well, now that we went so deep, we're gonna go deeper. Length, order,

[Kale Lowry]

both are important, but I would say girth is more important than length. Unless it's a micro penis. And obviously we have bigger fish to fry.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

I'm gonna go with, like, the average length. So, like, a six.

[Kale Lowry]

You know, I'm fine with average, like, six.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Six and a half. But if it's six and it looks like a pencil. Don't pull your pants down. Do not. Do not come over here.

[Kale Lowry]

I am fine with, like, an average size. Like, I don't care. But, like, a little bit of girth is nice.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

I think the perfect. What is the perfect size dick for you?

[Kale Lowry]

His.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Okay. I'm not asking. You were like, whatever he has. You were like me in federal court when they asked me when I was testifying, and they're like, can you identify your dad in the courtroom? I've never done anything. And I'm like, that man.

[Kale Lowry]

That man's right there.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

No, like, what's his name?

[Kale Lowry]

Like, Isaac. Isaac Sweener.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Okay, but what. What is the perfect size? I mean, are you talking like, coke can or.

[Kale Lowry]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

I'm trying to look and find.

[Kale Lowry]

Yeah, same. There's no objects that I really see. I. I'm going with it. It's a healthy length. It's a healthy girth. I'm. I'm fine with it. I'm good with it. I'm. I'm content. I'm happy.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Six to six and a half inches, and I don't know how really to measure, but I'm gonna go with, like, that.

[Kale Lowry]

Now we're about the same.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Yeah.

[Kale Lowry]

Yeah.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Because if it's not hitting the walls, like, go to bed.

[Kale Lowry]

The cervix. The cervix. If it doesn't hit the cervix, you're out. Okay. Kaylee Elise says, when was the last time y' all pissed each other off? It's been a long time since.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

I can't think of a time that you pissed me off recently.

[Kale Lowry]

I think last time I was like, no, not lately. We used to get in cat fights a lot.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Yeah. You and I are what I imagine, like, Mary Kate and Ashley would have been like back in the 90s. Like, yes. You know?

[Kale Lowry]

Well, I had gone to you a few weeks ago and I said, oh. And then she said this. And you were like, yeah, I told her that. And I was like, oh, like, it was you. And I was like, okay.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Yeah.

[Kale Lowry]

Like, I don't get pissed off at you, really.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Like, if I did something, I'm gonna be like, yeah, I said that. Let's see the next person says, what is the craziest thing that you have heard from each other? I can't list one thing.

[Kale Lowry]

I never know what's going to come out of your mouth.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

I never know what's going to come out of your mouth. Like, the play with your. Not me.

[Kale Lowry]

That was. I. Ike used to say that. That's why.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Yeah, that was crazy. Like, it took me by surprise.

[Kale Lowry]

Yep.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

It knocked me on my ass.

[Kale Lowry]

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[Kale Lowry]

Okay, if you disappeared, what's the first crime people would assume you committed? Murder. Arson.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Why? Why is that so casual? Like, why do we both say those things so casually?

[Kale Lowry]

Wait, is this, like, are we gonna go to jail for just saying that? Because I don't want them to say it's conspiracy. Oh. Because if my house ever caught on fire by an accident. If I. If my house caught on fire, I have seven kids. If my house caught on fire on accident. And they're like, well, they said on a podcast in March 1 of 2026, Kale said she'd go to jail for arson. Now I'm. Now I'm a conspirator.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Can you imagine, like, that just happened? I mean, God forbid. Like, I so hope that it doesn't happen, but could you imagine that they pull coffee Combos podcast audio for evidence?

[Kale Lowry]

People do it to me all the time, and they try to submit it in court, so that would not surprise me.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

I have dated multiple people. Who? Their friends. And when I say friends, we think that we only have one guy. Listener. No, it's every person that I've ever dated. Their friends listen to Coffee convo podcast and use it as evidence against me every time.

[Kale Lowry]

And it's weird because nobody's ever pulling karma and chaos. Nobody's ever pulling barely famous. It's always coffee combos. And it never fails. Like, I was just in court three weeks ago. And they use transcripts from Coffee Combos podcast. This is the trial prep that I needed because I already. We have the transcript, so thank you.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Oh, my God. Okay, so we have some Facebook group questions. The first one is, and I normally do not speak on this kind of stuff, but first question is, is what do the girls think of Savannah's most recent interview on the View? And while we don't speak or necessarily completely politically Align. I think that it takes a lot of courage and a lot of balls to be her age and to go and sit with women who do that for a living on a platform that is so widely broadcast and is something completely different than what she believes. Like, I'm proud of her for that. I don't want to make it a political conversation.

[Kale Lowry]

Yeah.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

I'm just saying her presence, doing that and taking that opportunity. I'm proud of her for it.

[Kale Lowry]

The next question is.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Oh, wow. If you were being executed and you were given the opportunity for these final things, what would you choose?

[Kale Lowry]

Final meal, final phone call, final song to listen to or anything else you can think of.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Final phone call.

[Kale Lowry]

No, I, I, I. No, I could not. No. I'm going Final meal. Back university, Big back university. Double cheeseburger ad Mac sauce.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

I mean, I just don't understand the final meal thing. I've never really been able to get behind it. It's like. Like, you're dying. What? Why are you doing that?

[Kale Lowry]

I don't think that I could face somebody in a final phone call. I don't think that I like knowing I'm about to. And also, I have seven kids, so unless they're all together, but then there are so many other people that I would want to, like, thank or, like, just tell them. I love that. So, like, one final phone call would not be enough. And I don't really listen to music as much as I used to, so I don't really care about that. It would be final meal out of these three options.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

I mean, I just think the final phone call would give closure to the person that was losing you. It's not really about you.

[Kale Lowry]

You know, I don't think that would give them closure because I probably didn't do it. Whatever I'm on death row for, I didn't do it.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

You said that you would go to prison for arson, but that.

[Kale Lowry]

Why am I on. Why am I on death row?

[Lindsay Chrisley]

You wouldn't be on death row for that. But, yes, I could see you as a death row inmate.

[Kale Lowry]

What did I. What did I do?

[Lindsay Chrisley]

I mean, I'd be there, too. Oh, yeah.

[Kale Lowry]

See? But you know what? I can honest to God say that I have never thought about killing someone ever in my whole life. And I'm not saying this because we're on a public platform.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

I cannot say that.

[Kale Lowry]

Huh?

[Lindsay Chrisley]

I cannot say that.

[Kale Lowry]

Ike and I have had conversations. He's like, someone breaks in the house, life or death. It's you or them. Could you kill somebody? No. The answer is no, but I mean

[Lindsay Chrisley]

when you're in a spur of a moment situation, let's say you're just like laid out with your man in the bed and some crazy person comes in there, it's like immediately reach for a weapon of some kind and try to take him out.

[Kale Lowry]

No, I. People overestimate how mean I am and over assume what I'm capable of. Ask Ike. I think he would tell you that he believes me when I say I could not kill someone, life or death. I think that. And I think anyone that talks to me believes me when I, I don't think I could do it.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

I'm at least blowing a toe off.

[Kale Lowry]

Like, like, I think that I would deep. What is it, like demobilize them. But I don't think that I could take a life in any way, shape or form. I don't.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Because I don't necessarily think that's the intent. Right. Like when somebody's protecting their home, it's not like I'm shoot. Do most people think like I'm shooting to kill?

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[Kale Lowry]

Yes.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Because I, I don't think that.

[Kale Lowry]

Yeah. And obviously like we're, we're talking about. I've never been in that situation. If I was put in that situation in real life, maybe I would have a completely different mindset. But like thinking about it like I'm thinking about myself in my room and like whatever. I honestly think that I would. Because. Distant cousin went to prison. He was shot first. He was shot first. Let that sink in. Shot first. He shot back in self defense and killed the person. And he went to prison for 18 months.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

That's crazy.

[Kale Lowry]

And the mother of that victim forgave him because she understood that that person was not in the right frame of mind. He maybe had been using drugs. I don't know the full details, but just from what I heard. And so in Delaware there's no self defense laws. And so whether you kill them or don't kill them, I, I feel like not killing them would get you the way that my conscience is set up. People think, the trolls specifically, and I know there was a comment in the Facebook the other day that was like, we like when Kale and Lindsay address the people who love, love them more than the trolls. But I think the hate is louder than the love. Sometimes the trolls really hate. They, they think that I'm a horrible, horrible person. But I genuinely don't think that I could ever kill somebody in any way. Like even if it was life or death. My conscious is not set up that way.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Next question. I kind of feel like this is a troll. Like, I've seen that account before and it's like, you know when you've got your Pomeranian as your main profile photo, like, show your mug.

[Kale Lowry]

Yeah. You know, like Tanisha said, would you rather never feel anxiety or never feel sadness? I would rather never feel anxiety.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Never feel anxiety.

[Kale Lowry]

Literally.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

I have high levels of anxiety, but I've never remember me telling you, like, after I had Jackson and I had like, all those, like, what were those thoughts?

[Kale Lowry]

Intrusive thoughts.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Intrusive thoughts. Like, how can I get, like, so far to the shoulder that, like, nobody's gonna hit us in like, like, oncoming. I took medication, went to the doctor, to my general physician, and, you know, of course they asked you, like, all the questions and I said, I'm. I feel like this is anxiety and they're, you know, asking me to explain it. And they're like, yeah, that. That's definitely what that is. Would you like to be medicated for something? And you know how I feel about medication and I'm like, I don't know. They're like, well, how about this? We want you to try this for 30 days and then you're going to report back. We're not going to give you, like a long term prescription. It's going to be 30 days and then you report back. Second day, I take this medicine. I'm laying in the bed and I'm like, grabbing for stuff because I was seeing things. Like, I felt like, what meds was that? Yeah, it was an ssri and like, I felt like bugs were, like, crawling everywhere. I felt like a spider was in my eye.

[Kale Lowry]

Okay.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Oh, I. I'm gonna pick one and you pick one.

[Kale Lowry]

Okay.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Would you guys go on the Traders show? Yes. Like, if they cast Kale and I on Traders. Yes.

[Kale Lowry]

But my question is if. Okay, first of all, we should go on the same season and we should have opposite roles.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Yes.

[Kale Lowry]

But if we did go on together or separate, would you want to be a traitor or a faithful?

[Lindsay Chrisley]

A trader?

[Kale Lowry]

I would want to be a faithful because people think I'm a traitor, and I want to show people that I'm not. Yeah, because I'm really not.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

I would want to be a trader. Wait, wasn't there somebody that was just like, on. What's that Andy guy?

[Kale Lowry]

Andy Cohen?

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Is he Bravo?

[Kale Lowry]

Yes.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

That was doing an interview with somebody that said that they were drugged at Traders, like, premiere party or whatever. Did you see that?

[Kale Lowry]

No, I just found out who Andy Cohen.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

I think it was Lisa Rinna, who's that you would know her if you saw her.

[Kale Lowry]

Okay.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

But yeah, that's apparently, like, drugged.

[Kale Lowry]

That's wild.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

She was. So if we went on the same season, you would want to be a faithful and I would be a traitor.

[Kale Lowry]

Okay, this one is.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Why are you answering me? I said if we went on the same season, you would be a faithful and I would be a traitor.

[Kale Lowry]

Yeah, I said that too.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

But do you think.

[Kale Lowry]

But we just gave it away. That's why they won't cast us now.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Oh, they will. Wait, didn't we meet somebody that was like a producer of Traders somewhere?

[Kale Lowry]

Did we?

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Yeah.

[Kale Lowry]

Why didn't they cast us? There's so many shows I want to do. I want to do the masked singer. I want to do Traders, Special forces.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Remember when people thought I was a ladybug on Mass Singer, but it was Kelly Clarkson?

[Kale Lowry]

I would be Cynthia from the Rugrats. Okay. This is my. The one that I'm picking. And we should save the rest of them for another episode, but this one is by Ashley lynch, and her question is, who would you give the seat to first? And the picture is an elderly woman, a pregnant woman, a woman with a baby, or a man with a broken leg. I'm going with the pregnant woman or the woman with the baby. Those are the.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

I'm going with the elderly woman. There's something about. There's something about old people that, like, just has a soft spot, you know,

[Kale Lowry]

in my heart, I don't think there's a right or wrong answer here.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

I mean, the wrong answer is definitely the man with a broken leg.

[Kale Lowry]

I would, like, Honestly, there could be four men, and I would say nobody. I'm not helping the man ever.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

That's so messed up.

[Kale Lowry]

Is. Is.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

But look, I'm just looking at this photo and, like, look at that poor little lady's face. Like, why is she standing up?

[Kale Lowry]

Out. Maybe she was trying to get her steps in.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

She's not walking. He's standing.

[Kale Lowry]

But the woman that's pregnant might have preeclampsia.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

You're assuming that.

[Kale Lowry]

And the woman that is holding the baby might also be pregnant, too.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Yo, that baby. Well, technically, based off of your experience, that could be possible, but I'm gonna go with no. Number one. Don't say that. I'm rage baiting you. But, like, those women chose those situations.

[Kale Lowry]

No, no, no, we're not doing this. When Lindsay, the woman chose to continue life. I want to die when I'm 60. Like, I don't. Don't ever worry about giving your Seat up for me because I'm gonna off myself. Do you know what I mean? Like, I chose to live that long.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

It's kind of like not a choice.

[Kale Lowry]

No, it is.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

It's like you just get old one

[Kale Lowry]

day, you don't have to.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

So you just go ikea. Okay, on that note, we have foul play.

[Kale Lowry]

Everybody just rage. But you just rage bait. It's not a choice. Hey ladies. I'll start with the obligatory love. I've been an avid listener of all the shows since day one. I have really enjoyed watching the growth over the past few years. We are around the same age and hearing life stories from you ladies has helped me never feel alone in my situation. I'm in. Now let's get into the story. To start, trigger warning. This is foul. Foul is also in caps. One night in my first year of college as a lively 19 year old, my boyfriend at the time and I took some Molly to have our own little party at home. We were getting down and dirty. But if you didn't know, guys can have a rough time getting it up while taking things like that, if you know what I mean. So we decided to be adventurous and try some butt stuff on him. I'm so disgusted even thinking about this now.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Wait, she did the butt stuff on him?

[Kale Lowry]

To him? Yeah.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Well, what kind of butt stuff can you do to a man? Just like peg him.

[Kale Lowry]

Yeah, I pegged a guy before. Anyways, I'm. I'm a happily married lesbian now. We were going hot. Oh, sorry. We were going heavy. His ass up doggy style and had anal beads all the way inside of him. He told me to pull it on, pull it out quick. So I did. He legit. Diarrheas all over me, all on my legs, on my hands. I left the room immediately and got in the shower. He changed the sheets and joined me in the shower. We never talked about again or did butt stuff. He later sent a video of me smoking a bong naked to my dad after we broke up. But that's the story of another episode.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Wait, could you imagine like playing with a guy's and then they diarrhea all over you and then never mention it again? Like, could you wait? Every time, every time I'm doing that.

[Kale Lowry]

The next time one of my baby dads with me, I'm gonna say, and that's why I pegged you.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Wait, you pegged your baby dads?

[Kale Lowry]

No, just one. Why'd you say all of them? You think all of them will let me do that? Just the one that asked for It.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

I actually, for a multitude of reasons, I believe all of them would allow you to do that.

[Kale Lowry]

Not Elijah.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

No.

[Kale Lowry]

No.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

But I really. He's kind of like the outlier baby dad.

[Kale Lowry]

Yeah.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

You know?

[Kale Lowry]

Yeah, for sure. Like, that's Alessandra's. Like, I'm editing this out.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Wait, so how does pegging just, like, really start?

[Kale Lowry]

Well, so he wanted to put it in mine, and I was like, well, if you want me to do. If you want to do it to me, let me do it to you. And he's like, okay. But then I stopped because I didn't like it, and he kept going to himself.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

He was doing it to him own self.

[Kale Lowry]

Yeah.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Oh, that's crazy.

[Kale Lowry]

I got out of the shower. I completely got out, and he was

[Lindsay Chrisley]

still going, just, like, ramming it up. So how do you just, like, casually get out of that situation?

[Kale Lowry]

I was upset.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

You were upset by it?

[Kale Lowry]

Like, my. It wasn't a pleasurable experience for me.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Wait, did you cry?

[Kale Lowry]

Yes, I actually screamed, and then I cried, and then I got out.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

It's like, there's nothing. If somebody said they were gonna peg me.

[Kale Lowry]

My boss is here.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

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[Kale Lowry]

See ya.

[Lindsay Chrisley]

Like, what the.

[Kale Lowry]

Oh, no, wait.

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[Adam Rippon]

Hi, I'm Adam Rippon, and this is Intrusive Thoughts, the podcast where I finally say the stuff out loud that's been living rent free in my head for years. From dumb decisions to awkward moments I probably should have kept to myself. Nothing's off limits. Yes, I'm talking about the time I lost my phone mid flight and still haven't truly emotionally recovered from that. There might be too many sound effects. I've been told to chill. Will I? Unclear, but if you've ever laid awake at night cringing at something you said five years ago, congratulations. You found your people. Intrusive Thoughts with Adam Rippon is available now wherever you get your podcasts.