Coffee Convos with Kail Lowry & Lindsie Chrisley
Episode: “The Most Unhinged Listener Q&A Yet”
Date: March 12, 2026
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Episode Overview
In this riotously candid episode, Kail and Lindsie answer an array of wild, weird, and deeply personal listener Q&A submissions, selected live and sight-unseen from Instagram. As always, their banter is raw, unfiltered, and full of heart, traversing everything from co-parenting woes and sex confessions to snack obsessions and the perils of self-sabotage. Nothing, truly, is off-limits—resulting in an episode that’s as funny as it is shockingly relatable.
Key Topics & Insights
1. Unhinged “Would You Rather” Scenarios (01:06)
- The hosts get thrown immediately into mayhem by Instagram user “life of Laru”:
Would you rather switch baby daddies for a month or go without seeing your kids for a month?- Kail jokes: “I would love for you to deal with four of mine and I take Will.” [01:17]
- Lindsie instantly rejects trading and would take a month off—preferably in Greece!
- Discussion veers into the challenges of summer custody arrangements.
- “It is hard to not have him in the summer. It just feels like something is missing…” – Kail [02:20]
2. Passive Aggression and Co-Parenting (01:31)
- Both share stories of dealing with passive-aggressive baby daddies and how communication never really ends if you share a child—even post-divorce.
- “If I knew then what I know, I would not have procreated with the people I procreated with...” – Kail [04:30]
- Lindsie shares a story about splitting shopping venues with her ex post-divorce.
3. Divorce Grief & Moving On (03:06)
- Listeners ask for advice on getting through divorce grief.
- Lindsie: “If you have a kid, you’re constantly going through divorce.” [03:55]
- Kail admits her coping included wild behavior (skydiving, yachts), and not dealing with emotions healthily.
4. Embarrassing Technology & Privacy Dilemmas (05:03)
- Would you rather lose all your podcast episodes or have your photo gallery leaked?
- Both immediately choose to lose the episodes: “The screenshots will send me to prison.” – Lindsie [05:12]
- The duo lists bizarre things found in their camera rolls (from criminals to hair-inspo to scam stories).
5. Fraud, Dr. Drama, and Dental Nightmares (06:41)
- Kail reveals she discovered her cosmetic dentist did time for NBA-related fraud—panicking, but quickly dismissive: “He did a great job on my teeth. What does that have to do with me?” [08:15]
6. Unbelievably Gross Hypotheticals (08:32)
- Would you rather snort a line of toenails or lick earwax?
- Both would rather jump out the window.
- Has a child ever walked in on you “doing the deed?”
- “Yes. …Mom, why was he laying on top of you?” [09:18]
- The resulting awkward conversations spark laughter and parenting commiseration.
7. Absurd Battles: Ducks vs. Horses (09:39)
- One horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?
- Kail: “I'm going to fight 100 things because it is very on brand for me to do that every day of my life.” [10:22]
- This launches discussions about how many pigeons Lindsie could fight—a resounding “none,” due to her fear of birds.
8. Craziest Places for Sex (14:08)
- Kail struggles to remember anything “crazy”; Lindsie details a Bronco escapade in the mountains.
- Kail confesses: “I conceived two kids in a car.” [15:12]
9. Judging Other Women—And Then Doing the Same (15:20)
- Kail judged teen moms...then became one.
- Lindsie: “Going back to an ex. I have repeatedly done it.” [16:05]
- Deep dive into lying and hiding relationships from friends due to judgment.
10. Most Humiliating Thing Done for Male Validation (17:21)
- Kail: “A threesome… I thought if I do these things for him, he’ll never want to go somewhere else. …You’re missing f***ing teeth. Your hairline is in the back of your head.” [17:53]
- Lindsie: “Every time I go through a breakup, I put extensions in my hair.” [18:08]
11. Self-Sabotage Confessions (18:41)
- Both hosts admit to sabotaging relationships to feel in control or avoid heartbreak.
- “I have to break up with you before you break up with me…” – Kail [19:17]
- Discussion on whether it’s trauma, a mental illness, or simply bad habit.
12. Snack Food Fixations (21:23)
- Kail: “Cheez-It Party Mix …they took out my favorite little white Styrofoam balls!”
- Lindsie: “I’ve been living off Doritos for the past two weeks…” but now can’t look at them. [22:35]
- Kail proposes Cool Ranch Dorito seasoning should be sold separately.
13. Unhinged Business Ideas (25:30)
- Kail calls the whole podcast “unhinged” but also cites “Pothead Haircare.”
- “Reality TV is a mental illness. To participate in it is a mental—like you have to have one to do it.” – Lindsie [26:33]
14. Worst Sexual Experience (27:02)
- Kail: “I forgot I had a tampon in… The person I was having sex with was so small…he has a micropenis.” [27:52]
- Lindsie: “My hair caught on fire during sex…patting it out and then still going is crazier.” [29:01]
15. Body Care, Deep Butt Cracks, and PH Balance (32:56)
- Kail avoids lotioning her butt crack, fearing chafing and PH imbalance; Lindsie lotions “every crevice.”
- Lindsie: “Any man that throws your PH off, get rid of him now.” [34:13]
16. Cryptic Posts and the Allison Kuch Drama (34:46, 40:02)
- Lindsie addresses who her cryptic posts are about (to be detailed elsewhere).
- They recount a trolling incident involving Allison Kuch and lack of an apology: “That actually really upsets me.” – Kail [42:53]
17. Sex Rankings & Chemistry (36:54)
- Both refuse to name “best sex partners,” agreeing emotional/mental connection matters most.
- “Sex is based off emotional and mental chemistry for a woman.” – Lindsie [37:41]
- They privately text their lists and react with surprise.
18. Length vs. Girth Debate (44:17)
- Kail: “Girth is more important than length unless it’s a micropenis.”
- Lindsie: “Six to six and a half inches—but if it looks like a pencil, don’t pull your pants down.” [45:07]
19. Their Relationship & Petty Fights (46:06)
- Both agree they haven’t pissed each other off in a long time, liken themselves to Mary Kate & Ashley.
20. Legal Drama: Podcast as Evidence (47:33)
- Both note exes’ friends listen to, and even use, the podcast’s transcript as courtroom evidence. [48:58]
21. Savannah Chrisley on ‘The View’ (49:43)
- Lindsie expresses pride about her sister's courage, emphasizing not politics but bravery.
22. Death Row Choices (49:59)
- Final meal, call, or song?
- Kail: Double cheeseburger with Mac sauce. [50:05]
- Lindsie: She’d choose the final phone call for closure [50:50]
- They debate their own capacity for violence; both lean “no.”
23. Anxiety vs. Sadness, and SSRIs Gone Wrong (54:11)
- “Never feel anxiety” wins unanimously.
- Lindsie shares brief, harrowing SSRI trial with hallucinations and “crawling bugs.” [54:29]
24. Would They Go on ‘The Traitors’? (55:28)
- Both would! Lindsie: “I’d want to be a traitor”; Kail: “I’d want to be a faithful because people think I'm a traitor.” [55:49]
25. Who Deserves a Seat? (56:58)
- Pregnant women and elderly women come first—neither would help a man, even with a broken leg.
- “There could be four men, and I would say nobody. I'm not helping the man ever.” – Kail [57:40]
26. Listener Foul Play Story: Butt Stuff Gone Wrong (58:48)
- Story: listener gives her boyfriend anal beads while on MDMA; he accidentally soils her.
- “He legit. Diarrheas all over me. …We never talked about it again or did butt stuff.” [60:21]
- Kail confesses to having pegged someone before; Lindsie is shocked.
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
On Divorce & Co-parenting:
- “If you have a kid, you’re constantly going through divorce.” – Lindsie [03:55]
- “If I knew then what I know, I would not have procreated with the people I procreated with...” – Kail [04:30]
On Judgment & Irony:
- “Getting pregnant as a teenager…then that happened to me.” – Kail [15:25]
- “Going back to an ex...I have repeatedly done it.” – Lindsie [16:05]
On Sexual Confessions:
- “I conceived two kids in a car.” – Kail [15:12]
- “I forgot I had a tampon in… The person I was having sex with was so small…he has a micropenis.” – Kail [27:52]
- “My hair caught on fire during sex…” – Lindsie [29:01]
On Self-Sabotage:
- “If I self-sabotage and it happens, then I can’t get hurt.” – Kail [19:15]
On Podcast Evidence:
- “They use transcripts from Coffee Convos podcast. This is the trial prep that I needed…” – Kail [48:58]
On Reality TV:
- “Reality TV is a mental illness. To participate in it is a mental—like you have to have one to do it.” – Lindsie [26:33]
On Death Row:
- “I have never thought about killing someone ever in my whole life. I’m not saying this because we’re on a public platform.” – Kail [51:16]
- “I'm at least blowing a toe off.” – Lindsie [52:09]
Timestamps for Crucial Segments
- 01:06 – Start of Q&A, baby daddy trade or month without kids
- 02:48 – Summer custody/daddy daycare idea
- 03:06 – Divorce grief
- 05:03 – Lose episodes or leak photo gallery
- 06:41 – Arrested dentist drama
- 08:32 – Disgusting “would you rather”
- 09:39 – Duck vs. horse fight scenario
- 14:08 – Craziest place for sex confessions
- 17:21 – Things done for male validation
- 18:41 – Self-sabotage chat
- 21:23 – Favorite snacks
- 25:30 – Unhinged business/career moves
- 27:02 – Worst sexual experience (tampon, hair on fire)
- 32:56 – Butt crack lotioning and PH
- 34:46 – Cryptic posts & Allison Kuch drama
- 36:54 – Sex partner ranking
- 44:17 – Length vs. girth
- 46:06 – Best friends’ fights
- 47:33 – Podcast evidence in court
- 49:43 – Savannah on ‘The View’
- 49:59 – Final meal/phone call for execution
- 54:11 – Never feel anxiety vs. sadness/antidepressant nightmare
- 55:28 – Would they go on ‘The Traitors’
- 56:58 – Who gets the seat: pregnant woman, elderly, baby, or man with broken leg?
- 58:48 – Listener foul play: Molly, butt beads, and disaster
Closing Tone & Style
Kail and Lindsie are in rare form—witty, irreverent, brutally honest, and always ready to skewer themselves just as much as each other. The episode is a mix of friendship therapy, reality-TV confessional, and pure comedy, punctuated by moments of real vulnerability. Listener stories and questions are answered with a blend of sass and empathy, making this a stand-out, must-listen for Coffee Convos fans.
Best Quote for the Mood:
- “Reality TV is a mental illness. To participate in it is a mental—like you have to have one to do it.” – Lindsie [26:33]
Most Memorable Listener Moment:
- “We were going heavy. His ass up doggy style and had anal beads all the way inside of him. He told me to pull it out quick. So I did. He legit diarrheas all over me.” [60:21]
This episode truly lives up to its title—perfect for anyone who loves reality, real talk, and zero filter.