
This is episode 3 in our "Nutz 4 Snutz" series, originally episode #614 airing August 11th, 2019. Adam DeVine, Tim Baltz, and Edi Patterson of HBO’s The Righteous Gemstones join Scott to talk about everything about their new HBO original program. Then, Bean Dip returns to talk about her new hot dog related business venture. Plus, Randy Snutz returns to talk about re-entering the work force as part of a window washing crew.
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Apple and Eve has delicious juices for at home and on the go shop today. Hey everyone, Scott Aukerman here and welcome to another Bonus Bang. Bonus Bangs being, of course, previously recorded episodes of Comedy Bang Bang that we are taking out from behind the paywall. And this is episode three in our Bonus Bang series, Nuts for Snuts. As we revisit the great Randy Snuts episodes of Comedy Bang Bang's past, we are featuring episode number 614, which is called Bean Dip and Randy Snuts Return. Colon. That's what I said. Now this originally aired Aug. 11 of 2019. This episode has Adam Devine, Edie Patterson and Tim Baltz. All of them were there to promote their then new series, the Righteous Gemstones, which coincidentally is premiering again for its final season this Sunday. So impeccable timing here. Later on in the show, Edie and Tim's characters, Bean Dip and Randy Snuts drop in and we learn about Randy's new career joining a window washing crew. If you like what you hear, and you want to hear the entire CBB archive, you can become a subscriber@cbbworld.com where you can find every single episode we've ever recorded, as well as every live episode. We're going to have a new episode of Comedy Bang Bang out on Monday. Until then, enjoy this bonus Bang Bang Bang Bang. Bang. Bang Bang. When life gives you limes, you can make limeade or maybe a nice key lime pie. It's up to you. I don't care. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. Thanks to Animal for that catchphrase submission. I wonder if it's Animal from the Muppet Show.
Adam Devine
It probably is.
Randy Snuts
Yeah, sounded like it.
Scott Aukerman
As I recall, he said a few words during his career during the oeuvre of Animal he wouldn't just say animal. Although he did say. He repeated that quite often, as I recall. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. That's my own castrate submission. I don't think that one's going to stick. We have a wonderful show today. Coming up a little later, we have an entrepreneur and we also have a. I'm not quite sure how to describe him, but both returning guests that have been on the show before, but before we get to them, by the way, I am Scott Aukerman. Welcome to the show. This is second week of Augie Doggy here. We are in the throes of Ogidogy. None can really dispute that. And I'm looking at all three of my initial guests here and they're all nodding their heads obediently that we are in the throes of Ogidogie. We have three very special guests here on the show. One has been on before and the other two are making their first appearances. I believe they are both stars. And one is, I believe, a producer of the upcoming hbo. It's not a television show, though, because it's not tv. It's hbo. Right. So I don't know what it exactly is.
Adam Devine
A lot of people are calling it a television show.
Scott Aukerman
They are.
Randy Snuts
But.
Adam Devine
Yeah. I don't like it.
Scott Aukerman
Dare they.
Randy Snuts
That's just because the landscape's so muddy. But it's gonna rise above that landscape.
Scott Aukerman
Okay. The cream rises to the top, of course.
Randy Snuts
Always do.
Bean Dip
Fingers crossed.
Scott Aukerman
When it comes to coffee, that is the upcoming piece of content, the Righteous Gemstones, which comes out this Sunday on hbo. Please welcome to the show Adam Devine, who has been on the. I have.
Adam Devine
Yes.
Scott Aukerman
Tim Baltz has never been on the show before. Edie Patterson has never been on the show before.
Bean Dip
Nope.
Adam Devine
Welcome, guys.
Bean Dip
Thanks, Adam.
Scott Aukerman
Adam, I guess you've been on once. So you've taken it upon yourself to welcome them.
Adam Devine
Let's just have fun with it, you know?
Scott Aukerman
All right.
Bean Dip
Is that what you do?
Adam Devine
I don't. I take this pretty seriously, but I want you guys to.
Randy Snuts
Oh, okay. Because we're gonna take our cues from you.
Scott Aukerman
Okay. Adam, I do have to say he took it very, very seriously the last time he did it. You came in more prepared than any guest that I've ever had before.
Adam Devine
I have so many notes. I have a lot of pre written notes.
Scott Aukerman
You come in with notes on the show before we record it.
Adam Devine
Yeah. Before it happens, you want to make sure your notes are questions that I think you might ask just so I'm very, very prepared.
Scott Aukerman
Right. Thank you. And I Have the list here of the questions that you thought I might ask, not the questions you want asked, the questions you thought I might ask.
Adam Devine
That I have to be prepared for. Much like a politician.
Scott Aukerman
Right, right, right. This is almost like a true debate in a way.
Adam Devine
I treat my career as if I'm running for office. That's why I leak my own. So I can get ahead of it. You know, I put my own nudes in movies so I can get in front of it.
Scott Aukerman
I believe I saw one of your last films, and it had a long, extended nude scene.
Adam Devine
Thank you for saying long. Oh, you mean.
Scott Aukerman
I mean in minutes, obviously. And it was, it seemed, several minutes. Usually a nude scene in a movie.
Adam Devine
Is like, it's about seven minutes.
Scott Aukerman
Usually they're three seconds. Like, you see the side of a boob or something?
Adam Devine
No, I really wanted you to see all the flippy, floppy angles.
Scott Aukerman
Wow. And did you write that scene particular was that?
Adam Devine
We did, yeah.
Randy Snuts
What project?
Adam Devine
I wasn't improv. I wasn't on the day going, hey, what if. You know what the time is now?
Bean Dip
Taking balls out.
Adam Devine
Yeah, we. We wrote that scene like we were. We wrote that movie over, like, the course of six years, so.
Scott Aukerman
Six years?
Adam Devine
Yeah.
Scott Aukerman
So that. What is it?
Adam Devine
Like, so you'd think it'd be better.
Scott Aukerman
Like a line a day.
Randy Snuts
Yeah.
Adam Devine
It was just a lot of dumb drafts that we just kept. It got less stupid. So if you believe that, really, what.
Scott Aukerman
Project are we talking about, by the way?
Adam Devine
Game over.
Scott Aukerman
Game over.
Randy Snuts
Yes.
Scott Aukerman
On Netflix. Currently on Netflix. Will always be on Netflix.
Adam Devine
It's gonna live there for.
Scott Aukerman
Unless they take it down for some weird reason, which I heard they started doing with their original. So I don't know.
Bean Dip
Really may want to watch out, because I heard they'll maybe pull some stuff if there's a lot of dick and balls in it.
Adam Devine
Oh, well, then I'm in a lot of trouble.
Randy Snuts
Is there a way to cut around that scene or is it pretty like.
Adam Devine
It'S important to the plot? Yeah, it really is.
Scott Aukerman
Yeah, it was. At what point did you say, hey, I'm going to write this scene into it? And were your co writers like, no, please don't do that, or were they saying, yes, yes, yes.
Adam Devine
It was like when we were just, like, brainstorming big, dumb ideas for the movie. That was one of the.
Randy Snuts
That.
Adam Devine
And, like, Shaggy singing It wasn't Me at gunpoint was like, those are the two ideas that just stuck through every draft.
Scott Aukerman
Every single draft had those two things. And at one point, if Shaggy had not wanted to do the film, would you have been just crestfallen or.
Adam Devine
Well, we had a backup with Cisco.
Scott Aukerman
Saying it wasn't me.
Adam Devine
Yeah, he was. Yeah.
Randy Snuts
What's your number three?
Adam Devine
There was no number three.
Scott Aukerman
No, there is no number three to Shaggy nor Cisco.
Bean Dip
Wow.
Adam Devine
No one can follow those two.
Randy Snuts
Yeah.
Scott Aukerman
But let's look. Those are old projects.
Adam Devine
Those are old.
Scott Aukerman
You know what I mean? We're here to talk about new things. And you guys are all in something new now. The Righteous Gemstones. This is coming out this weekend and I saw the pilot just the other day. An hour long pilot, twice as long right as the show. Is that true? Yep. And it stars Danny McBride. It stars John Goodman. It stars the three of you. It stars Cassidy Freeman and other people. Did I miss anyone?
Bean Dip
It's a good list.
Adam Devine
Tony Cavallaro.
Scott Aukerman
Tony Cavallaro. And you play a. You're all in a family, I guess. Tim, you're sort of adjunct family.
Randy Snuts
Marrying into the family.
Scott Aukerman
Marrying into the family. Adam and Edie, you play brother and sister.
Bean Dip
That's right.
Scott Aukerman
I don't really see a real resemblance between the two of you. Was that an issue in casting or.
Adam Devine
Dark hair, dark eyes. So we. We could be related.
Bean Dip
Once I get my. My Judy gemstone hair on, we really could be related.
Scott Aukerman
And Judy gemstone hair, that's not a term like a hairdressing term that I just don't know. That is your character.
Adam Devine
You've never had a lot of styles.
Scott Aukerman
Yeah.
Bean Dip
And it's. It's a thing you can ask for in salons now.
Scott Aukerman
Like the Rachel.
Bean Dip
Yeah. Are you hoping you'll mostly just leave with your hair very curly and shorter than it was?
Randy Snuts
Is that.
Scott Aukerman
Is it a wig or is it your actual, like, hair that they do too?
Bean Dip
It's been kind of both. We did it for like a month on the pilot.
Scott Aukerman
These are the kind of questions that I like to ask about a project. Is that a wig?
Bean Dip
Yeah. And then later, it was a very nice thing.
Adam Devine
That's what the people want to know.
Scott Aukerman
They want to know.
Adam Devine
Listen to comedy. Bang Bang. Want to know where did you stash.
Scott Aukerman
Your sides when you were filming scenes? This is.
Randy Snuts
When I listen to this, I'm always like, scott, how do you do it?
Scott Aukerman
How do you do it?
Randy Snuts
How do you do it?
Scott Aukerman
Tim, you, of course, you of course, were a cast member of the Bajillion Dollar Property show, which, by the way, is now out on Pluto TV. The Unseen Season 4 is now out.
Randy Snuts
Unearthed and unseen.
Scott Aukerman
Unearthed, Unseen. Unwanted, perhaps. But it's out there. And you played Glen on the show. For people who don't know your previous.
Randy Snuts
Work, Notorious Beta.
Scott Aukerman
Notorious Power Bottom.
Adam Devine
Just twist it off.
Scott Aukerman
Now, had any of you worked together before doing this show, or is.
Randy Snuts
Edie and I had met once.
Scott Aukerman
Really? Where?
Randy Snuts
Backstage at Groundlings.
Scott Aukerman
Backstage at Groundlings.
Bean Dip
Very briefly, though. Like, didn't even do show together. Just said, like, oh, nice to meet you.
Randy Snuts
Thank you.
Scott Aukerman
These guys are shaking hands right now. Because you were just meeting.
Randy Snuts
No, Adam was congratulating me for having.
Adam Devine
Edie and meeting Edie.
Randy Snuts
Yeah.
Adam Devine
So that was really.
Randy Snuts
So that was it.
Scott Aukerman
But.
Randy Snuts
But we, like. I feel like we were on a double bill. So I saw Edie perform, and I think she saw us perform.
Bean Dip
I did.
Randy Snuts
And so there was, you know, it was like, dang hot.
Scott Aukerman
Said.
Bean Dip
Yeah. Mute respect.
Scott Aukerman
Wow.
Adam Devine
Leave some for me.
Scott Aukerman
So describe the plot of this show, if you could. Or, I guess the setup or the pitch or the elevator pitch.
Adam Devine
I'll do the really, really long pitch.
Scott Aukerman
Oh, the really, really long pitch. Right.
Adam Devine
It's a lot of setup.
Scott Aukerman
The first day God created the Earth.
Adam Devine
It's a family of evangelicals. Danny McBride, John Goodman, myself and Edie. Our mother has passed away, and our family's kind of falling apart, and we run this megachurch, the Gemstone Salvation Center State.
Scott Aukerman
Is this in. I don't know whether it was set. I couldn't.
Bean Dip
It's in South Carolina.
Scott Aukerman
It's in South Carolina, yeah.
Adam Devine
Which is where we sat and we. We made up. Or Danny made up a. A fake town for us to live in.
Scott Aukerman
So what's this town?
Randy Snuts
Fake Town.
Bean Dip
Fake town.
Scott Aukerman
It's called Fake Town.
Bean Dip
We shot the whole thing in Charleston. But our town is, I think, maybe once referred to as Rogers.
Adam Devine
Yeah, Rogers.
Randy Snuts
Yeah.
Adam Devine
Beautiful Rogers.
Scott Aukerman
Great.
Adam Devine
Right there on the banks, right next to Hammerstein. I don't think it's close.
Scott Aukerman
No, not close.
Adam Devine
Okay, so we're a family of evangelicals, and we run this giant megachurch, and we sort of have lost our way and without our mom, and we've sort of lost our faith, and we're just greedy little pricks.
Scott Aukerman
Now there's a lot of money involved. A huge mega church of basically, like. It's a stadium.
Adam Devine
Yeah, it's a basketball stadium.
Scott Aukerman
A basketball stadium. Yeah. And now is it a basketball stadium? And maybe, you know, this was not covered in the pilot, and I'm maybe going to be asking about future episodes, but. But do they alternate it with a basketball stadium? Do they play basketball on some nights, and then on Sunday mornings it's the church, and then do they Also have hockey games in there occasionally. What exactly is. How do they run this place?
Bean Dip
It's always a giant church.
Scott Aukerman
It's always just a church.
Randy Snuts
How do you do it? How do you do it?
Scott Aukerman
Now, you had thought that I would ask that question. I got that on your list. And yes, you were right.
Adam Devine
Yeah, I prepared for that one.
Bean Dip
Do you want to talk about some more hair stuff or.
Scott Aukerman
Yeah, hair stuff or who owns the stadium? Does the family own the stadium or are they leasing?
Bean Dip
Oh, you mean. I thought you meant in real life.
Scott Aukerman
Oh, yeah. And in real life. I want answer to both, please.
Adam Devine
I feel like the family at this point owns that stadium.
Scott Aukerman
They own the stadium.
Bean Dip
They own their. Well, it's their church.
Scott Aukerman
Yeah, it is their church, but do they own the stadium? That's my question.
Bean Dip
They own all.
Scott Aukerman
They own the stadium.
Adam Devine
Okay. I don't think you're getting it.
Scott Aukerman
Okay, What I want to know is.
Adam Devine
The church is the stadium.
Scott Aukerman
Do they own the stadium, though? How do you do it?
Adam Devine
I don't know how we got off on the wrong foot, but the church is the stadium.
Scott Aukerman
Was it a stadium that existed beforehand? And did they host basketball games and then they converted it into a church? What exactly? Cause the pilot didn't deal with this, and I really don't.
Adam Devine
Hey, Tim, I think this might be a time for how do you do it?
Scott Aukerman
But it's a really funny pilot. Danny McBride, of course, this is sort of the next in the line of show. He wrote and directed it.
Adam Devine
That's how you say it.
Bean Dip
Yeah. He directed the pilot.
Scott Aukerman
He directed the pilot.
Bean Dip
Jody Hill, David Gordon Green.
Scott Aukerman
They alternate directing the rest of it.
Bean Dip
Or they did the rest of them.
Scott Aukerman
Oh, great. So this is a lot like his previous shows. Vice principals and.
Bean Dip
I mean, it's really different.
Scott Aukerman
He's found down different plot, different characters, but I see what you're saying, that's my question, though, is like, are the same characters from those other shows gonna show up at some point?
Randy Snuts
They're part of the canon of the show. They're lurking in the background. They may never be explored, but also, Sneaky Pete is part of it.
Scott Aukerman
Okay? Sneaky Pete? Really?
Adam Devine
He's in there.
Randy Snuts
Longmire's in. In there. Shrink.
Scott Aukerman
Really?
Adam Devine
He sort of. He announces all the basketball games that are played in the church.
Scott Aukerman
Oh, my God. What about Blunt from Blunt Talk?
Randy Snuts
Yes.
Scott Aukerman
Does he come in?
Bean Dip
That'll be there.
Scott Aukerman
Okay, great.
Adam Devine
Jiminy Glick.
Scott Aukerman
Really? Jiminy?
Bean Dip
It's like that kind of show. If this makes it more clear for you.
Scott Aukerman
Yeah. So it's the Righteous Gemstones, Extended Universe. All of these projects are part of that.
Adam Devine
And that's definitely not explored in the first season.
Scott Aukerman
Not in the first season, really, or.
Adam Devine
Maybe any subsequent seasons. But just know that that is there.
Scott Aukerman
In the character Pat from. It's Pat.
Bean Dip
Yeah.
Scott Aukerman
From Saturday Night Live. Julia Sweeney's.
Bean Dip
Yeah.
Scott Aukerman
Yes, I do remember that part of our show. Oh, okay. I wondered why you brought it up. And Julia Sweeney.
Randy Snuts
And Julia Sweeney's in there, too.
Scott Aukerman
Julia Sweeney and Pat.
Randy Snuts
Yeah.
Scott Aukerman
They've never been seen in the same place together.
Bean Dip
No, but they're together in this show.
Adam Devine
Yeah, they're together. This is for the first time we're debuting that.
Scott Aukerman
How do they do that? Are they arm in arm or do they not cross? Because that would be too hard with cgi. Oh, wow.
Adam Devine
And do you remember Denzel Washington? The actor?
Scott Aukerman
I'm trying to think.
Adam Devine
He's been in a bunch of movies and television. Mostly movies. Training Day, man on Fire.
Scott Aukerman
Glory. No.
Randy Snuts
Anyway, his character from Flight is in the U.S. yeah.
Scott Aukerman
He's what?
Adam Devine
Yeah, he's our drunk pilot.
Scott Aukerman
Flight. I remember. Wait, so the guy in Flight is played by. Who did you say?
Adam Devine
A world famous actor? Denzel Washington.
Scott Aukerman
That's a weird name. I mean, not Washington, obviously. That's our greatest president.
Adam Devine
Yeah.
Scott Aukerman
Number one.
Adam Devine
Number one.
Scott Aukerman
Yep.
Adam Devine
Can't beat that.
Randy Snuts
With a bullet.
Scott Aukerman
With a bullet. Now, although he did not take a bullet. Lincoln was with a bullet.
Bean Dip
Yep. Gotta wait till that time he forgot.
Adam Devine
That he didn't die with a bullet.
Randy Snuts
Yeah, he didn't die with a bullet.
Scott Aukerman
He didn't die with a bullet. Why'd you bring up. With a bullet?
Bean Dip
Yeah. Why are you saying this?
Scott Aukerman
Come on, Tim.
Randy Snuts
Because of the catchphrase. Number one. With a bullet.
Bean Dip
How do you do it?
Scott Aukerman
How do you do it now?
Randy Snuts
How do I do it?
Scott Aukerman
Position. Do it thyself. And how many episodes do we have of this show? I mean, no interest. Noine.
Adam Devine
I didn't know you were German. Cool.
Bean Dip
I am.
Scott Aukerman
Was it 10? But the first one is an hour, so. So it's. Or no, it was just nine.
Adam Devine
Lol.
Scott Aukerman
Dude, you're laughing out loud. Not there. You gotta. You have to laugh out loud first and then say lol.
Randy Snuts
What? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought you always had to clear the way. Be like, yo, shut up. LOL Coming.
Scott Aukerman
So you think that LOL is like the John the Baptist of laughing out loud. And then now you say lol. There you go. Great.
Adam Devine
That was good. It made more sense.
Randy Snuts
So you say it after the fact in case someone's like, what the fuck just came out of your mouth.
Adam Devine
They've never heard laughter before in case you meet someone. Oh, that's what it sounds like when it's out loud.
Randy Snuts
So they've never heard laughter, but they know the expression lol.
Adam Devine
I only laugh in my head.
Scott Aukerman
Does anybody remember laughter? Which is your shirt?
Randy Snuts
Yeah, that's true.
Scott Aukerman
Tim is wearing a shirt for a band called Lead. What is this?
Bean Dip
Leeds a piling.
Randy Snuts
Leeds a piling.
Scott Aukerman
Leads a piling.
Randy Snuts
Leads a piling.
Scott Aukerman
Oh, Leads a piling. Leads a Piling.
Adam Devine
I always thought that was a different name. I always thought it was Led Zeppelin. It is. Leeds a Pylon.
Randy Snuts
Leeds A Pylon.
Scott Aukerman
Leeds A Pylon. A nice Irishman. Stairway to Irish Band.
Adam Devine
That's cool. I didn't know that.
Randy Snuts
That's cool.
Bean Dip
Over the Hills and Far Away Bleak Joke.
Scott Aukerman
Now, Edie, you're a producer on this piece of content?
Bean Dip
Yeah, I'm a writer and an associate producer.
Scott Aukerman
An associate producer, Good for you. Is this. Have you written on other shows? I confess to not knowing your complete IMDb resum.
Bean Dip
Don't worry, I have written for other things. Mostly in little chunks like.
Scott Aukerman
Sounds like the Goonies, a great, great film.
Bean Dip
Little chunks like I have guest written at SNL and have.
Scott Aukerman
He's a lawyer now, by the way. Chunk from Goonies.
Bean Dip
What?
Scott Aukerman
Yeah, he's an entertainment lawyer. What? I just heard that today.
Randy Snuts
How do you do it?
Bean Dip
How do you do it?
Scott Aukerman
I just pass on information that I hear about.
Bean Dip
And does he use his Goonies fame to get law jobs?
Scott Aukerman
Oh, yeah. Anytime he's negotiating something for his Cl. From what I understand, he's like, look, when we were on Goonies, we did it like this. We found a bunch of treasure.
Adam Devine
The Truffle Shuffle is how he closes every deal.
Scott Aukerman
So you'd written for SNL some other little things. Is this your first regular Big.
Bean Dip
This was the first time in the room for a long time. I did this other thing a long time ago.
Scott Aukerman
Very cagey. Not sure what you're hiding.
Bean Dip
The sketch. The sketch show.
Scott Aukerman
Oh, the Cosby Show. Okay.
Bean Dip
I understand, Damon Wayans, that me and my friend Mikey Day.
Scott Aukerman
Oh, yeah.
Bean Dip
Were on from SNL and also wrote with. Yeah, but it was a. It was a whole different kind of experience because it was just sort of like, write as much as you can every day.
Scott Aukerman
And this is. This is different because you're encouraged to write very little every day or what?
Bean Dip
Yeah, you're really encouraged to go minimal on this one.
Scott Aukerman
Takes six years for.
Bean Dip
This one's just more smart.
Adam Devine
Good way to do it.
Bean Dip
Done in a way that a show would be laid out for writing, I think.
Scott Aukerman
And this is a super. I mean, the budget on this, it looks so expensive.
Adam Devine
It's probably like a million dollars.
Scott Aukerman
It's probably something like that. I mean, first of all, I saw that stadium. I'm like, who owns this thing?
Bean Dip
Right?
Scott Aukerman
And oh, gosh.
Randy Snuts
It'S a church.
Scott Aukerman
No, but it's in a stadium.
Randy Snuts
Family owns it.
Scott Aukerman
We went over this. No, I'm saying the person who owns it in real life.
Bean Dip
Oh, boy. Now we flip worlds.
Adam Devine
Him.
Scott Aukerman
Him.
Adam Devine
Greg.
Scott Aukerman
Oh, Greg owns it.
Adam Devine
Greg. Our buddy Greg.
Scott Aukerman
Thank you. This is what I'm trying to get at. Your buddy Greg owns this place.
Adam Devine
Buddy Greg.
Scott Aukerman
And I've seen the pilot. It's an hour long pilot. Very, very funny, very expensive, looking very impressive. And there's nine episodes, or nine. And I don't want to say exactly what happens in the pilot, but something at the end of the pilot kind of catapults it into another level. Am I right?
Bean Dip
I would agree.
Randy Snuts
Yeah, the stakes go hoy.
Bean Dip
Yeah, they go hoy.
Scott Aukerman
Those stakes, I mean, the stakes were high at the beginning. We all have to agree. These are high stakes. There's a lot of money.
Adam Devine
Big high stakes.
Scott Aukerman
There's a lot of money involved with these megachurches. But man, when those stakes go up at the end of the first episode, I was like, what's gonna happen in number two? Do they go down? Do they go back down?
Bean Dip
I don't think the stakes go down.
Scott Aukerman
They don't go back down. Oh, no, no.
Bean Dip
They only stakes stay high.
Scott Aukerman
They stay at the same level, though. They couldn't get higher than that.
Bean Dip
I think they go higher.
Scott Aukerman
What?
Bean Dip
Yeah, yeah. So watch your health. If you have problems with getting excited.
Scott Aukerman
Do you suggest people take a physical Heights?
Adam Devine
Don't watch the show for sure.
Bean Dip
Have your physical before you watch.
Scott Aukerman
You'll be scared. Yeah. Get on the proper medication. If you have any kind of emot. You know, try to talk to a psychiatrist beforehand and get on the proper medication.
Bean Dip
Yeah, just time it out. Like earlier that week. Go see a psychiatrist about five days before. I mean, about five to three to five.
Adam Devine
You have a lot of prerequisites when it comes to watching the righteous gemstones.
Scott Aukerman
Sure.
Adam Devine
You really have to get yourself a full checkup.
Scott Aukerman
Is there any kind of written test that you're requiring people to take before they watch the show?
Randy Snuts
Yes, driver's test.
Scott Aukerman
Driver's test. Really? Because people drive in this and you want people to know what's Happening.
Adam Devine
Yeah. To not be like, what? Wait, what are they doing? How is that done?
Randy Snuts
There's actually a decent amount of driving. Now that you bring this up, there's a decent amount of driving in this.
Bean Dip
Season and fair amount of stunt driving.
Scott Aukerman
Very cool.
Bean Dip
There's a point where you can go into the show, like a VR thing and you get to ride with Jiminy Glick. And so that's why they do the driving test.
Scott Aukerman
Oh, yeah. Because Jiminy's what? In the passenger seat?
Bean Dip
He's in the backseat.
Scott Aukerman
He's in the backseat.
Adam Devine
Well, we don't want to spoil. You're kind of spoiling.
Scott Aukerman
You're sort of chauffeuring him. Is that what. Or you're like an Uber kind of thing? Oh, okay. You're. You're an Uber driver and you're driving Jiminy Glick.
Bean Dip
That is what it is.
Scott Aukerman
But I don't want to say Jiminy Glick.
Randy Snuts
I won't spoil this. But he has a great reaction when they run over Rhoda.
Scott Aukerman
Oh, Rhoda from Rhoda from the early 70s show.
Randy Snuts
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Adam Devine
From the spin off show. Rhoda.
Scott Aukerman
Yeah, yeah. Remember that show? The early 70s show. Well, congratulations. Please say LOL. So I know what's. Wrap it up.
Adam Devine
Wrap it up.
Randy Snuts
Lol.
Scott Aukerman
All right, thank you very much. Well, it's a great show. I congratulate the three of you for being in such a high quality project. I mean, the budget on this, I was just like, who owns this place? It's really, really incredible. We have to take a break. And Tim and Edie, you have to take off, right?
Bean Dip
Yeah, I gotta take off.
Adam Devine
What?
Randy Snuts
Yeah.
Scott Aukerman
Peace out. So you and me, Adam.
Adam Devine
Okay.
Scott Aukerman
But coming up, we have an entrepreneur, so that's very exciting. And we also have. I don't quite know how to describe him, but Randy Snuts is back. I don't know if you guys have ever heard this show before, but we have an old friend, Randy Snuts.
Bean Dip
Yeah, I know who.
Scott Aukerman
I don't quite remember exactly what he does other than he used to fill up the ice at one of my favorite restaurants.
Randy Snuts
Which restaurant?
Scott Aukerman
D'Adamio's.
Adam Devine
Oh, that place is good.
Scott Aukerman
Yeah, it's really good. He would fill. When I say fill up the ice, I mean the ice in the urinal.
Bean Dip
Oh, so not yet.
Adam Devine
I don't like that.
Scott Aukerman
You don't like what? Someone filling up the ice.
Adam Devine
I don't like ice in urinals.
Scott Aukerman
Why is that?
Adam Devine
Because I don't like to see how hot my pee is because if it just.
Scott Aukerman
Everything immediately melts me.
Adam Devine
It's immediately, I'm like, I've got lava pee and it scares me.
Scott Aukerman
All right, well, we'll ask him. We'll ask him about that and many other questions. But Tim, Edie, so great to see you. Thanks for coming by, Adam. We'll be right back with more Adam and more coming up at Comedy Bang Bang. We'll be right back after this. This episode of Comedy Bang Bang is brought to you by Squarespace. Squarespace is the all in one website platform for entrepreneurs. Oh, boy. We're having entrepreneurs back on the show and they are going to use helps entrepreneurs stand out and succeed online. Whether you're just starting out or you're managing a growing brand, Squarespace makes it easy to create a beautiful website, engage with your audience and sell anything from products to content to time, all in one place, all on your terms. You can get 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain@squarespace.com Bang Bang. Squarespace Payments is the easiest way to manage your payments in one place. With Squarespace, onboarding is fast and simple. Get started in just a few clicks of the dear mouse, my dear boy, and start receiving payments right away. Plus, give your customers more ways to pay with popular payment methods like and here we go with them. They're going to sound made up, but maybe you know what they are. Klarna Ach Direct debit in the US Apple Pay Afterpay in the US and Canada and Clearpay in the UK Squarespace. Look, what do I need to say about them? We've been using them now for it feels like, I know it's over a decade. I think we did all the earwolf websites with Squarespace. They're the best. Check out squarespace.com for a free trial and when you are Ready to launch squarespace.com Bang Bang will save you 10% off your first purchase of a website or a domain. Thanks. Squarespace Flexibility, right. Flexibility in when and how you get your tasks done. It's important to you. With stamps.com, those tedious tasks like sending certified mail, invoices, checks or documents and packages can be done on your own time, not on someone else's. Take care of mailing and shipping wherever you are. Even on the go with the stamps.com mobile app. Oh, it's here. All you need is a computer and a printer and they even send you a free scale. You can easily schedule package pickups through your stamps.com dashboard and automatically see your cheapest and fastest shipping options from different carriers. We've been using stamps.com for over a decade now. It was one of our first sponsors and we've been using it since then. They're great. Have more flexibility. Flexi. What is this word? Flexibility? No, it's flexibility. Of course you want more of it, right? We'll have more in Your Life with Stamps.com Sign up at stamps.com and use the code Bang bang for a special offer that includes a four week trial plus free postage and a free digital scale. No long term commitments or contracts, just go to stamps.com code bang bang. As a small business owner, you don't have the luxury of clocking out early. Your business is on your mind 24 7. So when you're hiring, you need a partner that grinds just as hard as you do. And that hiring partner is LinkedIn jobs. Yay. When you clock out, LinkedIn clocks in. They make it easy to post your job for free. Share it with your network and get qualified candidates that you can manage all in one place. And LinkedIn's new feature can help you write job descriptions. Then quickly get your job in front of the right people with deep candidate insights. Find out why more than 2. 2.5 million small businesses use LinkedIn for hiring today. Post your job for free@LinkedIn.com Bang Bang. That's LinkedIn.com Bang Bang. To post your job for free, terms and conditions apply. Comedy Bang Bang. We are here with Adam Devine of the Righteous Gemstones. And of course, we know you from the classic comedy classic. I almost said cult classic. It wasn't a cult classic because it was a very popular hit. But workaholics.
Adam Devine
Yeah. Thank you. Yeah.
Scott Aukerman
Thank you. For what?
Adam Devine
Thank you for calling it a very popular show and not cult. A lot of people say cult.
Scott Aukerman
They do say cult.
Adam Devine
My blood starts to boil.
Scott Aukerman
I think everything is a cult hit now because, you know, with the splintering of stuff. Yeah. You know, unless you're Game of Thrones every. There's just everything.
Adam Devine
And a lot of people said that about workaholics. Just like, is this Game of Thrones pre Game of Thrones?
Scott Aukerman
Pre game.
Adam Devine
They pre gamed of Thrones.
Scott Aukerman
That's actually, you know, with the talking dead and all that. Why didn't Game of Thrones have pre Game of Thrones where people are just pounding beers and talking about what they think might happen in the episode?
Adam Devine
See, and this is why we need to get you in the HBO family.
Scott Aukerman
I need to be in this family.
Adam Devine
Be part of the family.
Scott Aukerman
I would love to be part of this family. But before we get to that family, let's take a look at our own comedy Bang Bang extended family. Because we have a guest on this show that has been on a few times before, and she hasn't been on in a minute. I don't know where she's been, but.
Bean Dip
It'S been a minute.
Scott Aukerman
But she is. As far as I can recall, she was the owner of the W Hotel.
Bean Dip
That's why I own the W Hotel.
Scott Aukerman
She's an entrepreneur. She has several side hustles going on. Please welcome back to the show Bean Dip.
Bean Dip
Hey. Bye, everybody.
Scott Aukerman
Hey, Bean Dip. Do I call you Bean or Bean Dip?
Bean Dip
You could call me Bean dip or.
Adam Devine
Bean Mrs. Dip or Ms. Dip.
Bean Dip
Call me Mrs. Dip or Ms. Dip or Bean or Bean Dip.
Scott Aukerman
Doesn't sound like you're particular.
Adam Devine
Yeah. Any of those names. Cool.
Bean Dip
Just don't call me ma'am.
Scott Aukerman
Don't call you ma'am. Okay.
Bean Dip
Please don't.
Scott Aukerman
Why would. Does that have some connotations for you?
Bean Dip
Look, I'm trying to make friends with people. I'm not trying to be formal. I'm trying to be friends on a peer level. I'm not trying to be like, oh, hey, sir. Hey, ma'am. Go eat the dick.
Adam Devine
Okay, Right, Okay, Yeah, I get that.
Scott Aukerman
By the way, this is Adam Bean. Diff.
Bean Dip
Hey, Adam.
Adam Devine
Hi, Bean.
Bean Dip
We know each other.
Scott Aukerman
You guys know each other?
Adam Devine
I've stayed at a lot of W's, so we've ran into each other in the lobbies hallways.
Scott Aukerman
Now you just own the Los Angeles one, though.
Bean Dip
I own a Los Angeles W?
Adam Devine
Yeah. And I stay there. I don't like to. Sometimes I'm like, I don't want to stay in my house. I have a little staycation.
Scott Aukerman
I get it.
Adam Devine
And then I go down to the W and. Can we talk about how hard it is to find a light switch in a W?
Bean Dip
We can talk about it, but we're not gonna do nothing about it. Cause I. Those lights dim when we meet. Let's get real out of. Devine's trying to act like, oh, everything's cool. I go to the W sometimes. When he comes there, we keep the lights low and we kiss.
Scott Aukerman
You guys have kissed before?
Adam Devine
We've only kissed the one time.
Bean Dip
It's not a big deal.
Adam Devine
It's not a regular thing that we do that.
Scott Aukerman
It was just one time.
Adam Devine
Just the one one time.
Scott Aukerman
If it's two, that's a regular thing.
Adam Devine
The thing about Bean is the sexuality that she possesses is off the Charts. It's off the charts.
Bean Dip
To the roof.
Scott Aukerman
Yeah.
Bean Dip
To the moon and back.
Adam Devine
It's to the moon and back.
Scott Aukerman
And was this part of Bean? I remember one of your kind of side gigs that you had was you were kissing people for money.
Adam Devine
That's right, for money. And I gave. Yes, I paid thousands of dollars.
Bean Dip
Yeah, he paid me thousands of dollars. We had an appointment. I gave him a kiss. He paid me thousands of dollars. Am I having to block his number on my phone? Maybe I just want it.
Scott Aukerman
I can understand that. I mean, Bean, we've never described your physical appearance, but it's more than that.
Bean Dip
Well, let's get into it.
Scott Aukerman
Yeah, let's get it.
Bean Dip
I mean, I'm very sombrant on my face.
Scott Aukerman
Face to a degree that is just like. I mean, I. I mean, so it's so pink. It's like. It's like what I like my stakes to look like. It's.
Bean Dip
It's like my cheeks. I would say my cheeks and nose are very hot pink. 80s. Shout out to the 80s.
Adam Devine
I've never seen a woman look hotter.
Scott Aukerman
Yeah, like. But literally physically hotter.
Adam Devine
Yes.
Scott Aukerman
And. But the rest of your body is pale as a sheet.
Bean Dip
The rest of my body is. If you look up, paint colors. If you go to, you know, one of those places where they got paint. Home Depot place at Lowe's.
Scott Aukerman
Sure. We know the types of places. Yes.
Bean Dip
Just say, I want wider than eggshell, please.
Scott Aukerman
Whiter than eggshell. That's.
Adam Devine
That would be white.
Bean Dip
And if they show you that. Just know that's the color of my whole body. Even the pot covered by my clothes. Wait, wait.
Adam Devine
I wish. I wish I could see that.
Scott Aukerman
And the part that. That of your body that's covered by clothes. Clothes. That is pretty minimal at this point.
Bean Dip
Because usually nine times out of ten, just my butthole.
Scott Aukerman
Just like. Just like a candy floss kind of strip.
Bean Dip
Well, I like a candy floss strip with a. Just a. Just a piece of construction paper cut into a circle.
Scott Aukerman
Right. And that covers the.
Adam Devine
The actual hole. Yeah.
Scott Aukerman
Now, that's usually. Today you're wearing a little bit more because.
Bean Dip
Well, because I have a couple. I had to come up with the earwolf.
Scott Aukerman
Yeah. Why are you here, by the way? What is going on with you? You haven't been on the show in so long.
Bean Dip
I got it. Well, I just figured I might as well hang out. I got to pick up a order here.
Scott Aukerman
An order of what?
Bean Dip
Microphones.
Scott Aukerman
You're ordering microphones from us to put.
Bean Dip
It in the rooms.
Scott Aukerman
That's a w. You're putting microphones in the room. I mean, is that in order? Is that for butler service or something instead of phones?
Bean Dip
Nobody, hey, nobody wants to get up on that old timey phone. So I'm putting microphones in every room at the W. You could just go, hello, Hello. I would like. I would like a service. Food, kissing something else. Run a bath.
Scott Aukerman
W. Okay. I mean, this actually. Yeah, I mean this makes a little bit of sense.
Bean Dip
It makes a ton.
Scott Aukerman
It's sort of like Alexa in a way. Uhhuh.
Bean Dip
It's exactly like Alexa.
Scott Aukerman
Alexa, play the Star Spangled Banner.
Adam Devine
I haven't heard this rendition. This is. This is different.
Scott Aukerman
It's very different. This is a counter melody perhaps.
Bean Dip
Oh my children oh, my baby is.
Scott Aukerman
My children My baby is my children.
Bean Dip
And the world and the world and the world wow.
Adam Devine
My baby is my children My baby.
Scott Aukerman
Is my children and the world. It started off local and now is global.
Adam Devine
The W is so progressive. You go in there, they're playing some fun house music that you've never heard of from Germany. And it smells like cologne.
Scott Aukerman
Like a bad cologne?
Adam Devine
Yeah, like a bad cologne that they sell for on your body. But somehow they pump it through the.
Scott Aukerman
But somehow they're able to sell it for a lot of money, so.
Bean Dip
Oh yeah, we sell that for $400 a bottle.
Scott Aukerman
You do, really? Wow.
Adam Devine
Neon. Everything. Everything's black lit.
Bean Dip
Cause we talk about sexy.
Scott Aukerman
Yeah, yeah. It is a very sexy hotel.
Adam Devine
I get it.
Scott Aukerman
So you're just here to pick up the microphones.
Bean Dip
Here to pick up the microphones. I figure I might as well come by, say hi. I'm gonna have to make about four trips.
Scott Aukerman
Four trips? Why didn't you bring someone with you who could carry?
Bean Dip
I brought a van. There's a lot of rooms. It's a W. Okay, all right, all right.
Scott Aukerman
Just bring. But all right, maybe you can't hire three other people to bring three other vans.
Bean Dip
Listen, I can, but I won't. Okay. See, I.
Scott Aukerman
Okay.
Adam Devine
Bean dip kind of does her own thing.
Scott Aukerman
Yeah, she's a lone wolf.
Bean Dip
You tell me. Oh, you go, hey, I could get these guys to come build something at your house. Oh, hey, I can hire this chef to cook for you. No thanks.
Scott Aukerman
Really? So you. You are totally self sufficient?
Bean Dip
You just absolutely self sufficient? Self satisfied.
Scott Aukerman
You know, the Beatles once said, I get by with a little help from my friends.
Bean Dip
Not me. Fuck them Beatles.
Scott Aukerman
The Beatles. There's only two of them still alive.
Bean Dip
Well, go. Hey go.
Adam Devine
But the question is, have you?
Bean Dip
Obviously.
Scott Aukerman
Which Beatles?
Bean Dip
I mean, Paul McCartney, Mango, Star the two alive ones, you dicks.
Scott Aukerman
Okay, well, I don't know if you maybe had George Harrison while he was still with us. No. Okay.
Bean Dip
No thanks.
Scott Aukerman
Really. So John Lennon's been a guest on this show several times. He came back to life, Adam. You probably haven't heard these episodes, but yeah, he decided John Lennon. John Lennon was shot dead. And then about five years later, four years later, he decided to come back to life. And so now he's just been hanging out. Anyway, he's been on the show several times.
Adam Devine
Oh, that's awesome.
Scott Aukerman
Yeah. I should hook you up with him.
Bean Dip
Well, do it, because I haven't met him. If I do meet him, I'll have. I'll have three on the list.
Scott Aukerman
Yeah, three of those beetles.
Bean Dip
It will be so easy for me.
Scott Aukerman
What is it about you that people just end up falling for you?
Bean Dip
It's like a chemical thing like this. Like they don't want to. They don't want to look, because if they do look, I'll get them like a vampire. I'll get them all tranced out and then they just want to follow them. Dicks and pussies.
Adam Devine
Yeah, it's the opposite of Medusa.
Scott Aukerman
Yeah.
Adam Devine
There's only one part of you turns to stone.
Scott Aukerman
I don't know what he's talking about. The penis. The what?
Adam Devine
The penis.
Scott Aukerman
The penis. Oh, why didn't I think of that?
Adam Devine
Yeah.
Scott Aukerman
You were telling me though that you have kind of a new business venture that you're looking into. Yeah, what exactly.
Bean Dip
It's like, you know how sometimes. Here's a scenario, okay. I'm walking along, I'm going to hot dog.
Scott Aukerman
I'm sorry, I didn't understand. I didn't quite understand what you just said.
Bean Dip
I'm walking along, I want a hot dog.
Scott Aukerman
You want. You want a hot dog.
Bean Dip
But the thought that goes through my head is, that's not healthy for me. I can't have that. That's not good for my constitution.
Scott Aukerman
There's a lot of nitrates.
Bean Dip
Nitrates. Pig parts that I'm not familiar with. Meats that I don't want. So I think, what could I have that's better than a hot dog I have introduced to you? Cucumbers and buns.
Adam Devine
Yum.
Scott Aukerman
Cucumbers and buns.
Bean Dip
Uh huh. I'll have a truck in downtown Los Angeles. Cucumbers and buns. The truck will be called cib.
Scott Aukerman
Cib, okay.
Adam Devine
Sib.
Scott Aukerman
Cib, yeah, maybe sib. I don't know.
Bean Dip
It's called Comedy Bang Bang.
Scott Aukerman
I don't want to Cause any confusion in the marketplace here. Although I.
Bean Dip
We already had the truck printed.
Scott Aukerman
Well, I do admit that my trademark does not extend to food trucks.
Bean Dip
So that's what I already figured out. To go to the city council.
Scott Aukerman
The titty council. Is that what you say?
Bean Dip
Hey, you want titty council, lift up my shirt. City council. That's why I get my names for my trucks.
Scott Aukerman
Of course, the old expression that we've all said, do you cook the cucumbers or are you charring them at least?
Bean Dip
Or we steam them and then we boil them.
Scott Aukerman
Then you boil them.
Bean Dip
Boil them.
Adam Devine
Okay.
Bean Dip
And then you can get mustard, mayonnaise, ketchup, anything you like.
Adam Devine
So they're soft. So everything that people like about cucumbers, the snap, the.
Bean Dip
We don't play that game.
Adam Devine
No, it's just kind of mushy.
Bean Dip
Uh huh. No snap, no nothing. These are safe for everyone, including babies.
Randy Snuts
Really?
Scott Aukerman
Babies can eat these because they're all just mushy.
Bean Dip
Babies love these babies is our biggest market. We have children coming there without their parents. We had to call the police all the time.
Scott Aukerman
So just children. It's almost like the Pied Piper, your truck, in a way. They're just like wandering outside because they hear. Do you have like. Does it play music? The truck or.
Bean Dip
Yes, it plays only Pearl Jam 10.
Adam Devine
Oh, wow.
Scott Aukerman
Pearl Jam 10.
Bean Dip
That's it.
Scott Aukerman
Front to back.
Bean Dip
Front to back. And then repeat over and over.
Scott Aukerman
It's not on random, it's not on shovel.
Bean Dip
Repeat for them. 10. Repeat program 10. Repeat in order. Thank you. It's a concept album.
Scott Aukerman
I didn't realize that.
Bean Dip
Oh, please.
Scott Aukerman
What is the concept? I guess I. I've only heard front to back.
Bean Dip
Jeremy is having a hard time.
Scott Aukerman
Well, that's one song. Certainly.
Bean Dip
That's the.
Scott Aukerman
I didn't realize that extended to the. To alive.
Adam Devine
He's spoken. I don't know if he spoke on the other nine.
Bean Dip
He did. You know, Even flows about. That's about a child. Well, ocd. Who wants to get that peanut butter on corner? Get that even flow.
Scott Aukerman
That song's about peanut butter.
Bean Dip
That song's about Jeremy and his ocd.
Scott Aukerman
Okay, okay. I didn't realize. Okay. I mean, you've heard it way more times than I have, obviously.
Bean Dip
Yeah. So don't, don't, don't, don't check yourself. Don't stress yourself.
Scott Aukerman
Okay. We'll do neither of those things. So when children hear Pearl jams 10, they know that the CIB truck is coming through.
Bean Dip
Uh oh, the CIB truck coming to Bang bang. It's Real close. Close. We better go get our cucumber hot dogs.
Scott Aukerman
Wow. And how sales been through the roof. What does that mean exactly to you?
Bean Dip
One month, 14 million.
Scott Aukerman
Wow. 14 million cucumber and buns.
Bean Dip
Augie doggy alone, 14 million.
Scott Aukerman
Whoa. Already?
Adam Devine
That is impressive.
Bean Dip
And this has barely started for August.
Scott Aukerman
Wow. The way it's popping off for you, it's.
Bean Dip
Hey, man, it's popping up. I'm about to sell the W. You're.
Scott Aukerman
Going to sell the W? And just concentrate solely on thinking about it.
Bean Dip
Because when I'm at the W, I have to be at the desk to answer every microphone call that will come in.
Scott Aukerman
It seems like you could hire people for that. But again, you don't like to.
Bean Dip
They're not going to do it.
Randy Snuts
Right.
Scott Aukerman
You don't like to delegate. Yeah. So who would you sell the W to?
Bean Dip
Probably to like Madonna or maybe like to someone that would get it. Ke$ke$chaka.
Adam Devine
Yeah, I get that.
Scott Aukerman
Yeah.
Bean Dip
Gotta be a pop star. Female pop star.
Scott Aukerman
Probably a female pop star of varying degrees of success.
Bean Dip
Yeah. Female pop star. Who knows what sexy is. Who knows how to run a business.
Adam Devine
What about a cool dj?
Bean Dip
Is she female sexy pop star?
Adam Devine
Well, she wouldn't be a pop star. She would be a cool DJ.
Scott Aukerman
Cool DJ. Although there is crossover appeal with some DJs, the Chainsmokers you could call pop stars, even though they are DJs. True. Steve Aoki, though, not a pop star. Just DJ.
Adam Devine
Straight DJ.
Scott Aukerman
Yeah, but we should discuss DJs and see if they're pop stars as well.
Bean Dip
Okay. Diplo.
Scott Aukerman
Diplo. I think he's a pop star.
Adam Devine
Yeah, he. He crossed over.
Scott Aukerman
Yeah, he definitely.
Bean Dip
How about T?
Adam Devine
Start Rip.
Scott Aukerman
All right. Did he die? No, I think Avicii did.
Adam Devine
Avicii?
Scott Aukerman
Although Hesto probably will at some point at press time, he is still with us.
Adam Devine
Good.
Scott Aukerman
Good. And we hope it stays that way.
Adam Devine
Not rooting for anyone to pass away.
Scott Aukerman
No, I'm not rooting for God nor the devil to take him.
Adam Devine
Nope. I don't want either.
Scott Aukerman
I'm neither when it comes to this. But I would say Tiesto. I think he's just dj.
Bean Dip
Me, too.
Scott Aukerman
Yeah.
Adam Devine
What about Calvin Harris?
Scott Aukerman
Calvin Harris, pop star? Well, no, I mean, when he sang his own songs, I would say. I would say pop star. But now that he's, you know, giving it back to just dj, it's back to just dj.
Bean Dip
Now, once you did it, you can't get out of that box.
Adam Devine
What about Shaq Diesel? DJ Shaq Diesel.
Scott Aukerman
This is a great question.
Adam Devine
This is the one that the kids are talking about most. And so he had a rap career before.
Scott Aukerman
Right.
Adam Devine
And then now he's kind of strictly DJing. But also people know him as a commentator mostly.
Scott Aukerman
And also he's got that name Shaq, which was a very popular basketball player.
Adam Devine
Is he. That he was.
Scott Aukerman
He was. Yeah, Shaq was. It was a few years back.
Adam Devine
Okay.
Scott Aukerman
And then Diesel, which was a pretty popular style of jeans.
Bean Dip
Or a cool way to describe somebody with muscles.
Scott Aukerman
Yeah.
Adam Devine
Or like a cool truck that you're like, whoa, that thing can probably haul some boat trucks.
Scott Aukerman
That reminds me of a previous guest. Anyway, so this is. I mean, I would say. I would say just DJ at this point for Shaq. Dude, I'm sorry, you disagree?
Adam Devine
I do disagree, because I'd love to hear him sing.
Scott Aukerman
I would love to hear him sing, too. But, you know, at this point, I have not heard it. So I think we're just a DJ. Have we run out of examples of DJs? What about pop stars? Let's talk about pop stars. Katy Perry. Is she a dj?
Bean Dip
No.
Adam Devine
Yeah.
Scott Aukerman
You think she's a dj?
Adam Devine
She could. She's so talented. She can do anything. Favorite halftime performance of all time.
Scott Aukerman
Of all time. Really? Please, please. Eclipsing Prince. Eclipsing who? The who?
Adam Devine
No.
Bean Dip
Who leads upon third bass.
Scott Aukerman
Lol. Well, this is good for you, Bean Diff. It's so great to see that you have so much going on. And this is incredible for you.
Adam Devine
Really, really good to see you again.
Bean Dip
Yeah, it was. Glad to see you.
Adam Devine
Please unblock my number because I wouldn't mind just catching up.
Scott Aukerman
Yeah.
Bean Dip
Does. Welcome to the W. Get on that microphone.
Scott Aukerman
Why don't you catch up right now?
Bean Dip
Okay, let's do it. How are you?
Adam Devine
I don't. This is. We have a kind of a private relationship.
Scott Aukerman
That's okay. There's not a lot of people listening to this show. I think you're okay.
Adam Devine
Okay, Bean dip. I love you. And I know that you're seeing other people and you're getting money to kiss other people. And I'm okay with that for our relationship.
Bean Dip
Okay, well, then let's get into it, man. As long as you don't care who I'm dating. Charlize Therabone. Harrison Ford. You don't care who I got dating? You could be one of my list. You're dating Harrison Ford and Charlize Theron.
Adam Devine
I don't know if that's going to work out. I draw the line at Harrison Ford.
Scott Aukerman
Really? What's threatening about Harrison? His earring his earring. Yeah. It's very masculine.
Adam Devine
It's very, very tough.
Scott Aukerman
I think he got that. Maybe not so much his career.
Adam Devine
I feel like we have kind of the same career.
Scott Aukerman
Yeah, in a lot of ways.
Adam Devine
In a lot of ways.
Scott Aukerman
Yeah.
Adam Devine
I feel we have the exact same career, but that earrings.
Scott Aukerman
Yeah.
Adam Devine
I don't want to mess. I don't want to mess with that.
Scott Aukerman
So I would say game over, man is The Air Force One of our generation.
Bean Dip
Agreed.
Adam Devine
Yeah. And Pitch Perfect 2 is the Fugitive. There's a lot of.
Scott Aukerman
A lot of parallels there.
Bean Dip
So maybe you should look at who. Maybe you got more similarities and you got differences with somebody you need to stop fighting.
Scott Aukerman
You're getting very close to Adam here.
Adam Devine
Okay.
Bean Dip
Yeah, well, I know I can't be resistant. Get them pants off.
Scott Aukerman
I don't know that we want to see your pants off. Oh, whoa. There they go. Oh, damn. They made such a weird noise coming off too.
Bean Dip
Cause they're soaking wet.
Scott Aukerman
Yeah. What's going on with those things?
Adam Devine
They were soaking wet.
Bean Dip
It's pretty hot outside. He likes to break into it. He likes to get them straight out the washer.
Adam Devine
All right, I'll put them back on.
Scott Aukerman
How do you vacuum seal them like that? My God, those are so tight.
Adam Devine
Look at those guys. These guys tell no lies.
Scott Aukerman
Wow. Well, look, I cannot tell a lie. We do need to take a break. And that. I'm not lying about that. In fact, in mere moments, you're gonna hear us go to a break. So you can do not have to doubt the veracity of that statement. We have to go to a break. Beantiv, can you stick around?
Bean Dip
Yeah, I can stick around. We have.
Scott Aukerman
Randy Snuts is gonna be here. You've never met him before.
Bean Dip
Oh, boy. Okay. That's what you think.
Scott Aukerman
Really? You've met Randy Snuts before?
Bean Dip
Uh huh. Okay, well, let me ask you. Can I take. Can I lay down on the table during this break? Cause I need to gear up for this bitch.
Adam Devine
Take a quick nap.
Scott Aukerman
Yeah, yeah, lay down. Just like we would be eating sushi off you at a weird party.
Bean Dip
Order out.
Scott Aukerman
Yeah. All right, great. And Adam, you'll stick around as well? Yeah, okay, great. That sounds good. Why'd you have to make such a decision out of it?
Adam Devine
I mean, just being around bean dip.
Scott Aukerman
For any longer, I know, it's draining.
Adam Devine
I've already taken my pants off once.
Scott Aukerman
But look, they're on.
Adam Devine
Come back on. They're strapped back on. On.
Scott Aukerman
They are tight.
Randy Snuts
Yeah.
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Comedy Bang Bang. We're back here. Adam Devine of the Righteous Gemstones, coming out this Sunday on hbo. And you play a character, it appears, by the name of hbo. Is that what you said?
Adam Devine
No, hbo. That is, you play hbo. You say every letter. I was saying hubbo.
Scott Aukerman
Hub. Oh, hubba hubba, hubba hubba.
Adam Devine
Yeah.
Scott Aukerman
Okay, so that's cool.
Adam Devine
That's interesting.
Scott Aukerman
You play a character named Kelvin.
Adam Devine
I do. That's a real name.
Scott Aukerman
That's a real name. That's your character's name.
Adam Devine
According to Danny McBride. That's a real name.
Scott Aukerman
That's a real name.
Adam Devine
What? My parents named me.
Scott Aukerman
Okay, great. And how is it? Did it take you a while to get acclimated to that? To, like, when people would say Kelvin, would you say, like, that's not me. That's not my name. My name's Adam.
Adam Devine
I'd say, yeah. And I do that with every character I play.
Scott Aukerman
Right.
Adam Devine
As an actor, immediately you go on the defensive.
Scott Aukerman
Sure.
Adam Devine
And people are like, hey, what's up? And then they'll say your character's name. In this case, it's Kelvin. And I'm like, what the fuck did you just say to me?
Scott Aukerman
Right.
Adam Devine
Do you think I'm Kelvin right now? Am I in my wardrobe right now? And they're like, yeah, you're fully in your wardrobe. You're on set.
Scott Aukerman
We've called action.
Adam Devine
Yeah. And then I go, okay, I guess you want to see this. And then I snap into character.
Scott Aukerman
Whoa.
Adam Devine
I make hard turns.
Scott Aukerman
Just a hard lefts. Hard right.
Adam Devine
I don't go left. I'm mostly going right.
Scott Aukerman
You're always going right.
Adam Devine
I'm always kind of looping around.
Scott Aukerman
Pardon me. Forgive me for saying that. You went left.
Adam Devine
It's okay. It's just my technique, and everyone has their own.
Scott Aukerman
Sure. I just assumed part of your process was to go left, and I don't know why I assumed that.
Adam Devine
Don't assume.
Scott Aukerman
Okay. Yeah.
Adam Devine
Because you know what happens when you assume.
Scott Aukerman
I don't.
Adam Devine
So people don't like it.
Scott Aukerman
People don't like that.
Adam Devine
People don't like it when you assume.
Scott Aukerman
Exactly. They don't care for assumptions.
Adam Devine
That is the phrase.
Scott Aukerman
We also have bean dip here.
Adam Devine
Bean dip still here.
Bean Dip
Holla at your boy.
Adam Devine
You woke up from your nap. Hey, bean dip's awake.
Scott Aukerman
Hey. Wow. You are yawning and walk out. Refresh, dawg, as the cock crows. Here. Here you are. You're all woken up, and we're ready for our next guest. He has been on the show before. He. I guess I don't know whether it's fair to say that he's an entrepreneur as well as much as he's a working guy.
Randy Snuts
I mean, like, 85% of the guests that you have on the show are entrepreneurs.
Scott Aukerman
Seems like everyone comes on and they have something that they want to talk about, some new business.
Adam Devine
That's cool.
Scott Aukerman
But you have just worked at jobs, Is that right?
Randy Snuts
Yeah, that's true.
Scott Aukerman
Please welcome Randy Snoods.
Randy Snuts
Thank you. You. I mean, Cool.
Adam Devine
I should listen to the show.
Scott Aukerman
You should.
Adam Devine
Yeah. There's a lot of cool stuff happening.
Scott Aukerman
Yeah, we have over 600 episodes. Listen to the 10 hour one first.
Adam Devine
The 10 hour one first.
Scott Aukerman
You'll enjoy acclimated. Yeah.
Bean Dip
Cool.
Randy Snuts
Yeah. Yeah, you'll have one reaction or another to that one.
Adam Devine
Which one do you think I'll have?
Randy Snuts
I, I would gather that you'd be all in after listening to it. Dang. This is a trial by fire. And I'm not guilty.
Scott Aukerman
Welcome back, Randy. It's so great to see you. Do you know bean dip? Says she knows you.
Bean Dip
Hey. Hello again.
Randy Snuts
Yeah, we have carnal knowledge of each other.
Scott Aukerman
Really?
Randy Snuts
I hooked up with her when I. My Grandma gave me $1,000 after she died. Well, she didn't. She like willed it to me. And then Carissa and I were on it.
Scott Aukerman
Right. I, I, There was no confusion on my part. I didn't think she passed away and then somehow gave you the thousand dollars.
Randy Snuts
Yeah, she kept it in her hand. And then there was a note that said, like, let Randy is the only person who can grab this out of my cold, dead hands. I was like, yeah, she's tits out.
Scott Aukerman
Wow. That was like. That's the Charlton Heston thing. Grabbing something out of cold dead hands. So. Yeah, well, he didn't want anyone to. He said the only way people would take his guns is out of his cold dead hand.
Randy Snuts
Oh. This was a thousand dollars. And I did not spend it on guns. I spent it on a night with bean dip.
Scott Aukerman
Really? One night?
Bean Dip
Uh huh.
Scott Aukerman
A full on night. But now, Adam, you paid thousands and thousands of dollars just for one kiss.
Adam Devine
Thousands and thousands. Yeah.
Scott Aukerman
So have your rates gone up or.
Bean Dip
My rates vary.
Adam Devine
Okay, ma'am, what does it vary upon? Why was I more expensive?
Bean Dip
You came to my service, which it says this much for. Kiss. I met Randy in real life.
Scott Aukerman
So you met Randy off the clock, but you still charged him?
Bean Dip
I met Randy at CVS and he decided to pay for a night of fun, including water park.
Randy Snuts
Yeah.
Scott Aukerman
Okay.
Randy Snuts
We bonded over how long my receipt was.
Scott Aukerman
How long was was it?
Randy Snuts
Dude, that's. That's what I said.
Scott Aukerman
That's what you said?
Randy Snuts
Yeah, that's what I said.
Scott Aukerman
That's what you said.
Adam Devine
You said that.
Randy Snuts
Yeah, I was like, Wait, that.
Scott Aukerman
Wait, wait, wait. That's what you said.
Randy Snuts
That's what I said. Dude.
Scott Aukerman
Wait.
Adam Devine
You said that?
Randy Snuts
Yeah, I said that.
Scott Aukerman
Who said this?
Randy Snuts
I said it.
Scott Aukerman
That's what you said.
Randy Snuts
That's what I said. How long was it? That's what I said.
Scott Aukerman
That's what you said?
Randy Snuts
Yeah. Bean dip was there. The receipt came out. How long was it?
Adam Devine
Why didn't you say that? You said it.
Randy Snuts
I said it.
Scott Aukerman
Who said this?
Randy Snuts
I said that.
Scott Aukerman
That's what you said.
Randy Snuts
I said that? That.
Adam Devine
That's what you said?
Randy Snuts
Yeah.
Scott Aukerman
That's what you said.
Randy Snuts
That's what I said.
Scott Aukerman
That's what you said.
Randy Snuts
That's what I said?
Scott Aukerman
This is what you said.
Randy Snuts
What? No. That's what I said.
Scott Aukerman
That's what you said.
Randy Snuts
Yeah. Beam dip was there.
Scott Aukerman
You were there. That's what he said.
Bean Dip
That's what he said. But not cbs.
Scott Aukerman
This is at CBS cv. I see where the confusion is. We. Adam and I thought that you were saying cbs, so that's why we were like. Why would you say that?
Adam Devine
Network.
Scott Aukerman
Oh, right.
Randy Snuts
Yeah, yeah. Because you guys are. That's not the Peacock Network.
Scott Aukerman
It's the Tiffany Network, I believe.
Adam Devine
No, you're both wrong.
Scott Aukerman
Tiffany. Another. Is she a dj?
Bean Dip
Tiffany's.
Scott Aukerman
Was Tiffany a dj or was she just a pop star?
Bean Dip
A dj. I. Paul Star.
Adam Devine
She was a pop star.
Randy Snuts
She was a pop star. You know, Prince wrote Manic Monday for the Bengals.
Scott Aukerman
I do know that, yes.
Randy Snuts
And then Tiffany covered it and took all the glory. Just like Carissa. My. My current girlfriend is always taking the glory out of my life.
Scott Aukerman
Wait a minute. You're back with Carissa? Do it. I thought you were back with broken up with Karissa.
Randy Snuts
Scott. It's not on again, off again. It's off again, on again.
Scott Aukerman
Okay, so you're with Karissa currently.
Randy Snuts
Yeah, of course.
Scott Aukerman
Describe. For those of you who don't recall your previous appearances, describe your relationship to Carissa.
Randy Snuts
Fraught with calamitous scandal. She's always adding needless drama to my life.
Scott Aukerman
She, as in the way you would describe it. A lot of times she had a lot of scandalous behavior.
Randy Snuts
Yeah, she. She's duplicitous.
Scott Aukerman
What would she do exactly?
Randy Snuts
She'd always be like, randy, meet me out at the Burger King. I'm gonna buy you dinner. I'm like, oh, man. Lucky me. So I show up at the Burger King, and it'd be a location that's been closed for weeks.
Scott Aukerman
Really? She would do this to you?
Randy Snuts
Yeah. Then she'd be like, she'd take you.
Adam Devine
To the recently closed Burger King's.
Randy Snuts
Oh, she wouldn't even be there. She'd be punking me. Cause I was her favorite show.
Bean Dip
I try to tell Randy that's a.
Adam Devine
Classic move, but can we all admit Punk'd was a pretty good show.
Scott Aukerman
It's gonna be back, from what I understand, getting a reboot. Yeah. So very excited for that. Is she excited? Is Karissa excited about this?
Randy Snuts
Yeah, she's the only thing that she's talking about. I'm dreading it because it's gonna give her new ideas for scandalous behavior.
Scott Aukerman
It's gonna reignite this love for punking you.
Randy Snuts
Yeah, it is.
Scott Aukerman
Yeah. How does she find these Burger Kings that have just recently closed? I don't know.
Adam Devine
Yeah, I guess I didn't realize. Realize Burger Kings are closing at that.
Scott Aukerman
It's such a rapid, accelerated pace.
Randy Snuts
Yeah, it's like Sears, but 1% figured out that they could just chop it up, sell it off, and make a bunch of cash off these dead Burger Kings.
Adam Devine
That makes sense.
Scott Aukerman
So they're just closing all over the place. She's constantly sending you to these.
Randy Snuts
Yeah. Sorry to talk about the economy. In this economy.
Scott Aukerman
In this economy.
Randy Snuts
This economy.
Scott Aukerman
Wow.
Randy Snuts
That's what I said.
Scott Aukerman
So that's. Wait, that's what you said?
Randy Snuts
That's what I said.
Scott Aukerman
That's what you said.
Adam Devine
What did you say?
Randy Snuts
I just saw. Yeah, that's what I said. What did you say a second ago? Like, a couple seconds ago at this point?
Scott Aukerman
Oh, wait, that's what you said?
Randy Snuts
Yeah, that's what I said.
Bean Dip
But why? What?
Randy Snuts
That crack about the economy.
Scott Aukerman
Oh.
Bean Dip
Okay. Got it.
Scott Aukerman
Got it.
Adam Devine
That's what you said.
Scott Aukerman
So what's been going on with your. I guess, your life, Randy? I mean, you've had many jobs. You were fired for stealing at a convenience store that you worked at because you kept saying the word yoink as you stole things.
Randy Snuts
Yeah, well, I said it too loud. Once I'm back in the workforce.
Scott Aukerman
It only takes once, by the way.
Randy Snuts
Yeah, no kidding. That's what I said.
Adam Devine
So you would steal, and then as you were stealing something, you'd say yoink.
Randy Snuts
Yeah, and then, like, I was getting away with it. I didn't realize because I was saying it quietly. I thought at first I was like, man, me saying yoink is, like, exonerating me. Like, people are like, dang, that's ballsy. So they weren't, like, busting me, but it turns out you had just been.
Scott Aukerman
Saying it very quietly.
Randy Snuts
And they weren't seeing me steal the stuff.
Scott Aukerman
Right. And the one time you said it loud, they.
Adam Devine
They turned and looked.
Randy Snuts
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Scott Aukerman
And that. And then you were fired from the position.
Randy Snuts
Yeah, I was walking out with some beer for my boys.
Scott Aukerman
Who are your boys again?
Randy Snuts
Just, like, a crew of good dudes, right?
Scott Aukerman
Yeah, but by name how many are in this crew, by the way?
Randy Snuts
Two guys named Kevin and a guy named Michael.
Scott Aukerman
Okay, so two.
Adam Devine
Two Kevins. Yeah. That is a good crew.
Scott Aukerman
That's a good crew. Four people.
Bean Dip
What happened to Jeff?
Randy Snuts
No, Jeff's out of the crew.
Scott Aukerman
What happened?
Randy Snuts
He sent scandalous text messages to Karissa.
Scott Aukerman
No.
Randy Snuts
Yeah. He leaked his own nudes to her.
Scott Aukerman
No, I mean, that's one way.
Bean Dip
Good idea.
Adam Devine
Get ahead of it.
Scott Aukerman
Yeah, really? And how did. Was she receptive to these, or.
Randy Snuts
Yeah, of course. She was like, yo, Randy, get over here. Look at this.
Scott Aukerman
I guess when I meant receptive, meaning Keevi had hidden from you and just, uh.
Randy Snuts
She, like, saved it to her photo roll, and then she, like, started editing it, and she was, like, drawing, like, little, like, circles around, like. She was like, look at this part of his body. It's a lot better than you.
Scott Aukerman
Which parts are we talking about?
Randy Snuts
Oh, pretty much everything.
Scott Aukerman
Oh, okay.
Adam Devine
She copied the picture. She circled the whole part of his body.
Randy Snuts
Yeah.
Bean Dip
That make you feel bad?
Randy Snuts
Yeah, it made me feel terrible.
Bean Dip
Oh, you poor baby. You need to get away from her.
Randy Snuts
Dang, I wish I had a thousand dollars right now.
Bean Dip
Well, that's what it takes, bitch.
Scott Aukerman
We're nowhere near a water park at this point, too, so there's a lot of obstacles.
Randy Snuts
I'm about to turn into a water park.
Scott Aukerman
I don't know what you're talking about right now. What?
Randy Snuts
That's what I said.
Scott Aukerman
Okay. Is that what you said, dude?
Randy Snuts
Yeah, that's what I said.
Scott Aukerman
So what is going on with your life, non carissa? Do you have a job now?
Randy Snuts
Yeah, I reentered the workforce.
Scott Aukerman
You did?
Randy Snuts
Yeah, I'm working for a window washing crew.
Scott Aukerman
Really? Okay.
Randy Snuts
A bunch of dudes that get up really early.
Scott Aukerman
How early do you have to get up to wash windows? Is that because you need daylight?
Randy Snuts
Yeah, but you want to get on top of it right away, so you got to be ready to roll by the time the sun's right. And they're a bunch of cokeheads, but otherwise cool dudes.
Scott Aukerman
That's cool. And what location is this location? Well, I mean, do you travel around the city doing this, or are you washing one place's windows primarily? Or any.
Randy Snuts
Anyone who wants us to wash their windows? That's the name of the game, Scott.
Scott Aukerman
Okay.
Randy Snuts
God damn.
Scott Aukerman
But I guess, do you have a.
Randy Snuts
Regular route or Mr. CEO over here is, like, how do jobs work? Embarrassing me. Call me on my show to take down the blue collar working man. I'm gonna be listening to Sticks on the ride home.
Scott Aukerman
How much. How much is a loaf of bread these days, by the way?
Randy Snuts
Jesus Christ. I don't know. $4?
Bean Dip
If it's shitty, how much is a good one?
Scott Aukerman
I don't know.
Randy Snuts
$6?
Bean Dip
Yeah.
Randy Snuts
$8.
Scott Aukerman
All right.
Randy Snuts
Depends on the location. Well, I got Mr. Moneybags over here, probably shopping at Erstwhile or whatever. That fancy ass place.
Scott Aukerman
Erewhon.
Randy Snuts
Yeah, whatever. I don't fucking know.
Scott Aukerman
Yeah, you don't, because you're a regular working class guy and that's what we love about you.
Randy Snuts
Randy, I saw bread at convenience stores.
Scott Aukerman
You what?
Randy Snuts
Yeah, butternut or whatever the white stuff is.
Scott Aukerman
Oh, they sell bread. I thought you said I saw bread at convenience stores. So you're doing the window washing thing? Is that precarious? I mean, are you afraid of heights? By the way, don't watch the Righteous Gemstones if you're afraid of heights because those.
Adam Devine
Those stakes get high.
Scott Aukerman
Yeah.
Bean Dip
See your psychiatrist about three days before.
Scott Aukerman
Yeah. Lot of. Lot of conditions on watching this show.
Randy Snuts
No, I got bad vertigo, so I'm.
Adam Devine
Yeah, then I wouldn't recommend it.
Scott Aukerman
Yeah, definitely not. Yeah. How bad is your vertigo?
Randy Snuts
Pretty bad.
Scott Aukerman
Yeah?
Randy Snuts
Yeah. I piss my pants if I get scared.
Scott Aukerman
So why are you doing a window washing job, Adam?
Adam Devine
Come on, man, do it.
Randy Snuts
Spiking a water pot On a full bladder, too. No kidding. Damn.
Scott Aukerman
He wants your pants to be as wet as his.
Randy Snuts
We're about 20% through this piss right now.
Scott Aukerman
Wait, you. You started a piss?
Randy Snuts
I had a full bladder. That was a good scare.
Adam Devine
Oh, my. Really scared him there. So is this gonna short circuit the electronics here or. We're.
Scott Aukerman
Oh, I think we're all good. Yeah. We learned very early on to make these, keep it water resistant.
Randy Snuts
Yeah, that's just gonna soak up in my.
Scott Aukerman
Yeah. So you. Why are you washing windows if you have terrible vertigo? I mean, it seems like every single day would be a nightmare for you.
Randy Snuts
Dude, how many of these problems do I have to solve for you? I wash the ground floor windows. I'll let the rest of the team do the rest.
Scott Aukerman
Wait, so on like a hotel that's say, 30 stories high.
Bean Dip
Like the W. Like the W looks.
Adam Devine
Like a W. Yeah.
Scott Aukerman
You're only doing 1 30th of the work.
Randy Snuts
I mean, I wash the inside of the windows of weight of all of them.
Scott Aukerman
All the way up.
Randy Snuts
Yeah.
Scott Aukerman
Okay. That doesn't give you vertigo?
Randy Snuts
No. So I'm not going to fall out the window.
Scott Aukerman
Really?
Adam Devine
Isn't that normally, like, just a housekeeper's job or. This is the service that you provide.
Randy Snuts
Two Hollywood guys trying to take a shit on a blue collar man who's trying to make money.
Bean Dip
Y'all should be ashamed of yourself.
Scott Aukerman
Why don't you wait, here's me no there.
Bean Dip
I'm taking on the working man.
Adam Devine
What'd you say?
Scott Aukerman
Is that what you said? Here's my question.
Randy Snuts
That's what I said.
Scott Aukerman
Here's my question. If I were you, I would just pay someone to wash the windows.
Randy Snuts
So I. It's a pay to play situation. God damn.
Scott Aukerman
I don't know why you're washing windows when I would just. I would just hire someone to wash windows.
Adam Devine
And honestly, it seems like a lot of work. I would just take just a small part of the money in my bank account and pay someone to wash all the windows.
Randy Snuts
So you guys don't even. You guys are so far gone, you don't even understand the economy. In this economy, how hard is it.
Scott Aukerman
To find some rube who's willing to wash the windows at a fraction of what you're getting paid to do it? Would you.
Adam Devine
Would you do it?
Randy Snuts
Yeah, I would do it if I could. But now that you got me thinking, maybe I'm the rube that they hired to wash these windows, I think that you might be. Son of a bitch, man. God, what is it written on my face? Take advantage of.
Scott Aukerman
I'm sorry, Randy. I know life seems to deal you poor hands consistently, and it's terrible what you've gone through.
Randy Snuts
Yeah. You gotta know when to hold them, know when to roll them.
Scott Aukerman
Exactly.
Randy Snuts
Know when to walk away, Know when to have fun.
Scott Aukerman
Seems like the first half of your lyrics are always consistently Kenny Rogers, and then the second half is a parody that seems to be related to draft rugs.
Randy Snuts
I'll bust it again.
Scott Aukerman
So, Randy, what, you're doing the windows thing, but what do you got on the weekends? Because I know you're always up to shenanigans on the weekends.
Randy Snuts
How am I blowing off steam?
Scott Aukerman
Yeah, exactly.
Randy Snuts
Well, lately I've been going to, like, little league games and trying to give lectures to, like, the kids after their games.
Scott Aukerman
What kind of lectures?
Randy Snuts
Like, I'll go to the losing team and I'll be like, don't get too down. And then I'll go to the winning team. I'm like, you ain't until you win the championship unless you. Unless you got a hand covered in rings, you ain't nobody.
Adam Devine
That's. That's.
Scott Aukerman
Honestly.
Adam Devine
That's good advice, though.
Scott Aukerman
And this is something that the teams want you to do, or this is just something that you're kind of doing for fun.
Randy Snuts
Honestly, I do it to get out of the house and stop getting punked by Carissa.
Scott Aukerman
Right, well, it seems like she's punking you outside of the house.
Randy Snuts
I just got a lot of ideas, and since my penmanship is terrible, I don't like to keep a journal.
Scott Aukerman
Oh, okay. What's wrong with your penmanship? Do you not know how to form.
Randy Snuts
The letters or it just looks jacked up? Like here.
Scott Aukerman
Okay.
Randy Snuts
Give me something to write here.
Scott Aukerman
Here you go.
Randy Snuts
Okay.
Scott Aukerman
All right.
Randy Snuts
There we go. Okay.
Bean Dip
Oh, my God. That's a ugly handwriting.
Scott Aukerman
That is, I don't know, quite. It looks like hieroglyphics on this.
Bean Dip
Giving me nauseous.
Scott Aukerman
It's giving me vertigo.
Bean Dip
That was disgusting.
Scott Aukerman
I've never seen handwriting that literally makes me want to vomit.
Randy Snuts
Yeah, maybe I'll write some more and make you guys fucking pu.
Scott Aukerman
Stop it. Stop it. Here. Stop it.
Randy Snuts
Oh, God, y'all been slagging off on me. Dang. Taking the piss out of Randy.
Scott Aukerman
I'm sorry, Randy, we haven't seen you in maybe a year or so.
Randy Snuts
Yeah, I know. I missed you guys.
Scott Aukerman
Did you really?
Randy Snuts
Yeah, especially you, because I've never met Adam before.
Scott Aukerman
Right.
Randy Snuts
All respect.
Adam Devine
Yeah.
Scott Aukerman
I think you guys have something good going on here, though. I mean.
Adam Devine
Yeah, we're kind of vibing a little.
Randy Snuts
Bit and beamed up and I definitely vibe for $1,000, right?
Scott Aukerman
Yeah. How much were the water park tickets that day?
Randy Snuts
Probably, I don't know, like $7.50.
Scott Aukerman
$7.50 a deal for a water park?
Adam Devine
I would say definitely.
Bean Dip
Great water park in Northern California. I said, take me there or don't take me nowhere.
Adam Devine
So we drove all the way up to. A lot of people say NorCal.
Bean Dip
Uh huh.
Randy Snuts
Yeah, we drove all the way up there.
Scott Aukerman
Drove about eight. Eight hour drive or.
Randy Snuts
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We took the scenic I5 route.
Scott Aukerman
That's not the scenic route. The Pacific coast highway is the scenic route. The i5 is pretty grim.
Randy Snuts
Yeah, but water is just the same. Like the terrain on the 5. Changes on either side of the car.
Bean Dip
Sure, yeah, but you get cows, you get grass, you get other cars, you.
Randy Snuts
Get three lane, four lane highways.
Bean Dip
Sure.
Scott Aukerman
Four lane, yeah.
Randy Snuts
Construction, construction.
Scott Aukerman
A lot of construction these days on the i5. So. And how long was the trip? Was it just for eight hours up? How long were you at the water park?
Bean Dip
Day trip. Only $1,000 you do not get overnight.
Scott Aukerman
So what are you, like an hour at the water park and then you go back down?
Bean Dip
We spent about 1 1/2 hours at the water park.
Scott Aukerman
Okay, how many rides did you go on? Or slides? What do they call them?
Bean Dip
Eight. What do you think, Randy? I would say seven or eight.
Randy Snuts
Yeah. Probably seven or eight.
Scott Aukerman
Seven or eight slides in an hour?
Randy Snuts
That's pretty good.
Scott Aukerman
Rachel, the lines.
Adam Devine
Sorry, Fast pass.
Bean Dip
We have VIP.
Randy Snuts
Yeah, yeah, we had VIP FastPass.
Scott Aukerman
You had a VIP pass. So. Wow. For seven. How much of the normal tickets?
Adam Devine
Well, who's the 1% now?
Randy Snuts
Oh, dang. I got a taste of the good life now. I'm never looking back.
Scott Aukerman
Don't you think you should have saved that thousand dollars? I mean, you know, you're a guy who gets excited when his girlfriend says that she's treating him to Burger Kids King. You know, that thousand really could have come in handy.
Randy Snuts
Yeah, but Scott, it was free money. Like, I had to. I had to look at it as an investment in my own happiness.
Scott Aukerman
Okay?
Randy Snuts
Just like a total bonus in my life that my grandma had bestowed on me. So, you know, I chose to like. And Krista and I were on a break and I knew we were going to get back together because I'm weak.
Scott Aukerman
Sure. She pressures you. What does she do when she. When you're on a break? Does she go out there and date a lot of other people or.
Randy Snuts
Yeah, she goes through my crew. Bang, bang, bang.
Scott Aukerman
Really? Kevin. Kevin.
Randy Snuts
No, no, no. Those. Those guys are in my crew because they haven't gotten with Carissa yet.
Adam Devine
Michael as well.
Randy Snuts
Yeah, Kevin. Kevin and Michael have not hooked up.
Adam Devine
With Chris, but Chad, Derek and Jeff.
Randy Snuts
Oh, man.
Scott Aukerman
Oh.
Bean Dip
What happened to Travis?
Randy Snuts
Carissa went so nuts on him that he moved to Ohio.
Scott Aukerman
No way.
Adam Devine
Back home.
Randy Snuts
Damn. Back in with his parents because he was like, dang, that's savage.
Scott Aukerman
Wow. Amazing. And Randy, anything else going on in your life? I mean, you got the. Obviously, the window washing is taking up the majority of your time during the week and then the lectures to the children on the weekends. Anything else happening?
Randy Snuts
Yeah, I downloaded a Nintendo emulator on my PS4, so I'm going wild on that.
Scott Aukerman
Wow.
Randy Snuts
Yeah. Pac Man, Excitebike. Castlevania 1, Castlevania 2, Castlevania 3. Mega Man 2.
Scott Aukerman
Are you done?
Adam Devine
Or I. I not the first Mega Man?
Randy Snuts
No, that one's trash. Mega Man 2 and 4 are where it's at. Mega Man X is getting a little too complicated. It's like, this is eight bit. Like, what are you guys trying to do? Like, trying to play final fantasy on 8 bit on. On NES. You're a fucking dork. Wait for the system to get Better or roll the dice with your friends.
Bean Dip
Yeah, roll the dice with your friends.
Scott Aukerman
I mean, yeah, roll the dice with your friends.
Bean Dip
That's what fun.
Randy Snuts
Yeah, that's what I said.
Scott Aukerman
Yeah, that is what you said.
Randy Snuts
That's what I said.
Scott Aukerman
That I now know that that is what you said.
Randy Snuts
How do you do it?
Scott Aukerman
How do you do it? Hey, wait a minute. That's Tim's line. Well, Randy, thank you so much for dropping by. We're running out of time here. We only have one final feature on the show, and that is a little something called plugs. I need you.
Randy Snuts
Tell us what you.
Scott Aukerman
Been up to to make your income. TV shows, movies about.
Randy Snuts
Guess.
Scott Aukerman
That's what I want to know. Now tell me about your plugs. Ooh, that was. I don't need your plugs. Parentheses, but I want some. And parentheses by tanner4105. If you have a plugs theme, send it on over and you can be famous for a week. You guys, was that a DJ or was that a pop star?
Adam Devine
Tanner's world famous after that plug.
Scott Aukerman
Yeah, incredibly famous. But just for this week. Until the next episode.
Adam Devine
It'll wear off. That's a week long famous.
Scott Aukerman
Yeah, that's. The flame is fleeting, flame is flame is feeding.
Adam Devine
I'm always chasing the flame.
Scott Aukerman
Just like the Bengals. The eternal flame. Guys, what do we plug in here? Obviously, the Righteous Gemstones is going to be coming out this Sunday on hbo.
Adam Devine
Adam, I'm all righteous all the time.
Scott Aukerman
So tell us about your character in particular, because we've talked about the family.
Adam Devine
I play young Kelvin.
Scott Aukerman
Kelvin, of course, Gemstone.
Adam Devine
I'm the youngest in the family and I'm a sassy little bitch.
Scott Aukerman
You're sassy? Yeah, I noticed that.
Adam Devine
I've been put upon everybody else in the family. They get Danny's character. He gets all the respect, all the glory. Edie's character, she's the girl. So, you know, dad loves her and I'm sort of just like looked past and he just gives me money and I buy video games.
Scott Aukerman
You just buy video games? And you buy stand up video games. Boy, Randy, you're getting excited by this prospect of video games.
Randy Snuts
Yeah. I hope this character invites me over.
Adam Devine
Yeah, yeah. You're more than welcome to come over visit set. Because they're all.
Scott Aukerman
You're part of the Righteous Gemstones extended universe, are you not?
Randy Snuts
Yeah, absolutely.
Scott Aukerman
You and Jiminy Glick.
Randy Snuts
Yeah.
Adam Devine
You're on the Jiminy Glick VR ride.
Randy Snuts
Yeah, he's my uncle's buddy.
Scott Aukerman
He is? Really? Who's your uncle?
Randy Snuts
I mean, a guy named Brett.
Scott Aukerman
Okay. All right.
Adam Devine
I guess I'm more so defensive right there.
Randy Snuts
Why? He's not famous. Ok. Jiminy Glick.
Adam Devine
Okay.
Scott Aukerman
All right.
Adam Devine
Yeah.
Scott Aukerman
And needless to say, the stuff stakes, man, those were so high at the end of that episode. But they're gonna.
Adam Devine
I feel like if you like steaks.
Scott Aukerman
Yeah.
Adam Devine
Whether to eat or to. In your video.
Scott Aukerman
Because there are steaks on the show.
Adam Devine
Yes.
Scott Aukerman
A lot of times, anytime I noticed I was watching the first episode, I was like, every single time anyone ate on the show, they were eating a huge.
Adam Devine
Just like gigantic steaks.
Scott Aukerman
Gigantic. Like prime.
Adam Devine
And that goes to the. The steak. The stakes within the episode. The episodic stakes.
Scott Aukerman
Right. Exactly. Okay, well, this is amazing. And it's nine episodes. First one comes out this Sunday. Anything else going on with you that you want to plug? I'll let you plug. Anything.
Adam Devine
Yeah.
Scott Aukerman
Don't you have a show on Comedy Central coming out or.
Adam Devine
No, no, I have stand up that came out a month ago called Adam's Best Time of Our Lives on. On Netflix. I'm doing a voice on this cartoon called Green Eggs and Ham that's also going to be on Netflix.
Scott Aukerman
Is it that the Doctor.
Adam Devine
Yeah.
Scott Aukerman
Whoa. Amazing.
Adam Devine
Diane Keaton and Michael Douglas. Never met them.
Scott Aukerman
Whoa.
Adam Devine
But they're in the show. And then I got a movie coming out this fall called Jexie.
Scott Aukerman
Jexi. What is that? How do you spell that?
Adam Devine
J, E, X, I. And it's like Siri. If Siri was. If Siri turned on you and tried to ruin your life.
Scott Aukerman
Okay. Are you sure it's not JE11?
Adam Devine
I'm positive. I was in the movie.
Scott Aukerman
Okay.
Adam Devine
Yeah.
Scott Aukerman
Okay, great.
Adam Devine
So Rose Byrne plays the voice of the phone and you absolutely can't tell it's Rose Byrne.
Scott Aukerman
You can't. Why not?
Adam Devine
They changed her voice to like the robot series sounding voice.
Scott Aukerman
Okay. So they pitched it up. It could have been anyone.
Adam Devine
I'm like, we're paying her a lot of money to not know is her, but good for her. Those are gigs I'm trying to get.
Scott Aukerman
So Jexie out in theaters this. This fall.
Adam Devine
This fall.
Scott Aukerman
Do you know the date?
Adam Devine
I don't. I think. I think I heard something about early October.
Scott Aukerman
But if it's late October, that's pretty, pretty scary time.
Adam Devine
That's a danger zone.
Scott Aukerman
You know what I mean?
Adam Devine
Scary.
Scott Aukerman
Yeah. Too scary out there. Yeah. I don't like that.
Adam Devine
It's not as scary as the stuff that comes out later in the month.
Scott Aukerman
Okay. That's great.
Randy Snuts
Why? Because of Hollow Halloween.
Scott Aukerman
Oh, don't even say that. Oh, God, Randy.
Bean Dip
Simmer down, Randy.
Randy Snuts
Jeez. Why? Cause a lot like people dressing up.
Adam Devine
And, I mean, you're gonna make the rest of us piss ourselves.
Randy Snuts
Yeah, that's right.
Scott Aukerman
You'd like to.
Randy Snuts
Yeah.
Scott Aukerman
God, you're trying to punk us. Adam just scared Randy again. Oh, here it goes. Bean dip. What do you want to play?
Bean Dip
I just say some stuff for my friend.
Scott Aukerman
Okay. Who's your friend?
Bean Dip
My friend's name. Edie.
Scott Aukerman
Oh, wait. Edie. She was in. Edie Patterson. She was in here earlier. That bitch was here? She was here.
Bean Dip
Oh, man, I wish I could have had a fight with her.
Scott Aukerman
You don't get along with Edie?
Bean Dip
I get along with her great. But she needs to be shown who's physically stronger.
Adam Devine
That makes sense.
Scott Aukerman
Who is that?
Bean Dip
That's me.
Scott Aukerman
Oh, okay.
Adam Devine
Edie is always flexing on people.
Bean Dip
She's always trying to flex on people, trying to say, like, who's stronger? Who's stronger? I thought maybe today will be the day to show her. But I'll still tell some stuff she's doing. This goes to. Oh, I hope you think you're good. Cause I'm about to tell some stuff you're doing. Oh, she's Alaska J Songs, Judy Jim Song, and some movies coming out between two. Foreign movie.
Scott Aukerman
Oh, yeah, I directed that movie. Yeah, she's in that.
Bean Dip
Yeah, she told me.
Scott Aukerman
Did you have a good time?
Bean Dip
Did she have a good time? I don't know. She didn't tell me. I'm assuming from her. From her social media. She did. What do we do? Farmers movie. It's a movie called Troop Zero and a thing called Knives out for True Zero. Troop Zero. Like Girl Scouts Troop Zero.
Scott Aukerman
Are you sure it's not Troop Troop O?
Bean Dip
I might be Troop O. I have not discussed it with her and Knives out for Thanksgiving.
Scott Aukerman
Knives Out. Yeah. Which is the Rian Johnson film.
Bean Dip
Right.
Scott Aukerman
Wow. She's in that.
Bean Dip
She's in that.
Scott Aukerman
Got a lot going on.
Bean Dip
Well, let's not get too excited.
Scott Aukerman
Yeah, No, I mean, you have more going on. Definitely. With the CIB truck. Plug the truck.
Bean Dip
Okay. CIB truck, come on out. We're downtown. Lost time until it's come out. You could have. Even your baby would like it. Only $4 for a cucumber. And if you want to buy another. Serving 17.
Scott Aukerman
17 with a bun. I mean, you're the. The name of the truck is Cucumber in a Bun. In Bun. Yeah. I guess it would be CIA In Bun.
Randy Snuts
Yeah. But it's la. So you guys are Also carb conscious that, like, the bun probably costs more.
Bean Dip
And it's like, thank you, Randy.
Randy Snuts
Weird delicacy.
Scott Aukerman
I don't know that I want to go pay $4 for just a soft cucumber by itself.
Randy Snuts
It's hot.
Bean Dip
It's hot. It's soft. It's bamboo oil.
Adam Devine
You've had it.
Randy Snuts
Yeah.
Adam Devine
You're a big fan.
Randy Snuts
Yeah. Bean dip. Like, hand fed it to me.
Scott Aukerman
Really?
Adam Devine
How much did it cost?
Bean Dip
Dude, he likes his with bean chili on it.
Scott Aukerman
Wow. She'd do it lengthwise.
Randy Snuts
Yeah, no, no, sidewise. Like corn on the cob.
Bean Dip
That's what he said.
Randy Snuts
God damn, dude.
Bean Dip
That is what you said.
Adam Devine
Yeah, that's what I said.
Scott Aukerman
Randy, what do you have to plug?
Randy Snuts
I'd like to plug Righteous Gemstones because my boy Tim Balls plays bj.
Scott Aukerman
He's. Is he in your crew?
Adam Devine
Yeah, he was in here.
Scott Aukerman
Yeah, he was in.
Adam Devine
That's funny.
Randy Snuts
No, he's not in my crew.
Scott Aukerman
Oh, he's not?
Randy Snuts
Karissa fucked him first.
Scott Aukerman
No way. That's too bad. I get it.
Adam Devine
That guy's a stud.
Randy Snuts
And then I guess I'll plug my drain and confidence after you guys took a shit on me.
Scott Aukerman
Sorry, bro. Randy, I don't know. I mean, I hate to be, you know, in. In, you know, just high up on. On top of these skyscrapers that you're washing the windows of, but Adam and I just, you know, it's been a while since we've been out there rolling up our sleeves and putting our noses to the grindstone. Like, you, you know, hit me up.
Randy Snuts
If you want a reminder every once in a while.
Scott Aukerman
And what are you gonna do if I hit you up?
Adam Devine
Yeah.
Randy Snuts
I don't know. I'll take you through my day.
Scott Aukerman
That's what you're on the show for, right? So take us through your day. Yeah.
Randy Snuts
Wake up, eat a bowl of cereal. Smoke a bowl of cereal. Jk, go to work. Wash a ton of windows. Watch my.
Scott Aukerman
You're not washing a ton of windows. You're watching. At Most maybe, like, 10 down on the ground floor.
Adam Devine
Well, he also does the inside sides of the entire building.
Scott Aukerman
All right, I apologize.
Randy Snuts
So at least, like, 20. Watch my C.O. workers do a bunch of blow. Talk to them for a while because they're real chatty. After that, eat lunch.
Scott Aukerman
Well, we're only up to lunch.
Randy Snuts
Yeah. Then usually take the afternoon off because they're just chatting their brains off.
Scott Aukerman
Right.
Randy Snuts
And then meet up with Carissa, try to avoid whatever scandal she's thrown into my life.
Scott Aukerman
Right.
Randy Snuts
And, you know, I Don't know. Usually pass out, go to sleep, catch up on my shows.
Adam Devine
What are some of your favorite shows?
Randy Snuts
First season of American Vandal because of the dicks.
Adam Devine
Hilarious.
Scott Aukerman
Yeah. Good stuff.
Randy Snuts
Pen15, an allusion to dicks.
Scott Aukerman
Okay, so you like.
Adam Devine
Did you see that dick scene in Game Over, Man?
Randy Snuts
Yeah. Cool.
Scott Aukerman
Just that scene.
Randy Snuts
Well, it's like seven minutes long.
Bean Dip
That was part of our date. He said, look, we need. We got to hit all seven or edited these slides in this hour and a half. But we do have seven minutes for you to watch this on my phone.
Adam Devine
That makes sense. A lot of people do that.
Scott Aukerman
Yeah. Fast forward to the other stuff.
Adam Devine
Get to the meat of the scene.
Scott Aukerman
All right, well, thank you, Randy. Is that all you have to plug or. There's also bajillion dollar properties with Tim Baltz. People can get on Pluto TV now.
Randy Snuts
Yep, all four seasons. The fourth season's finally coming out.
Scott Aukerman
Yeah, I think it's out at this point.
Randy Snuts
Oh, it is, yeah. Oh, yeah, that's right. Because we're in the Augie Doggies.
Scott Aukerman
Yeah, we're in Augie Doggies. So, yeah, it's definitely out. So people should check that out. The. The final episode where Tim's character gets married is a great.
Randy Snuts
I mean, big old spoiler right there. But people have probably already seen it.
Scott Aukerman
They've probably already seen it. And if they haven't, then maybe this lures them into the promise of Tim getting married. Yeah.
Randy Snuts
And the people will be like, what's marriage? I gotta find out.
Scott Aukerman
I want to plug. Hey, look, starting next week, the Comedy Bang Bang Tour. Paul F. Tompkins, Lauren Lapkis, and myself are going on tour. Good crew. Starting next week. Next week, we have Boston on Wednesday, the 21st, and Providence, Rhode island, on the 22nd and the 23rd. We have New Haven, Connecticut, and actually Ego Wodem from SNL. She's going to be with us on all three of those dates. So tickets are available for that. And then we're out in Kansas City on September 5th, St. Paul, Minnesota, on September 6th and 7th, and Chicago on September 8th. And then in November 11th, we're in Philadelphia and November 12th in Washington, D.C. and then I also want to plug the aforementioned Between Two Ferns movie, which I directed, is coming out in just about a month, September 20th. So please watch that when it comes out. All right, let's close up the old plug bag side close. Get them open. Get them, get them. Don't be closing. Don't be cozy. Open up and let's get loaded. Let's get Loaded. That's your great song. Yeah. Ah, it is a great song. That is, of course, the Closing up the Plug Bag remix with Alan Tudyk remix. Guys, I want to thank you so much for being here. First of all, Adam, always great to see you. It's been a number of years, but. And, and by the way, great job on the comedy Bang Bang TV show those many years ago. Such a. Such a funny episode. You play the little ladder. I forget your character's name, but. And of course, why would you remember?
Adam Devine
But no, my character, I believe I was either a Chad or a Travis.
Scott Aukerman
I think it was Chad, actually.
Bean Dip
Yeah.
Adam Devine
People look at me and I scream.
Scott Aukerman
Chad to people and bean dip. So great to see you.
Bean Dip
So great to see you, baby.
Scott Aukerman
It's been too long. I want you to come back more often if you could.
Bean Dip
Great. I'll come back anytime you want. Just. We'll gather up microphones and get out of here.
Scott Aukerman
Yeah, you gotta make four trips. So how long is that gonna take you today, do you think?
Bean Dip
Till about 6?
Scott Aukerman
Took about 6. What?
Bean Dip
Till about 6.
Scott Aukerman
Till about 6. Oh, okay. So about 6pm is when you're off the clock.
Bean Dip
6Pm off the clock. Gotta get to partying.
Scott Aukerman
Get to party. So you party from 6pm Till what.
Bean Dip
Till about 3am 3am that's too much.
Scott Aukerman
That's nine hours of partying.
Bean Dip
Yeah, but 6am Start the day, get to the W. Handle. Shit. Get. We got out to the truck.
Scott Aukerman
So you only. You're on three hours sleep every single day.
Bean Dip
If I get more, I'm useless.
Scott Aukerman
Really. Randy, I want to thank you. I apologize for any offense that Adam and I.
Adam Devine
We didn't mean it.
Scott Aukerman
We didn't mean anything by it. I mean, we're up there in our gilded cages and, you know, we don't know.
Adam Devine
We're not used to talking to regular people.
Scott Aukerman
Yeah, I mean, maybe our drivers are like the closest we get to, you know, talking to their.
Adam Devine
Paid very well.
Scott Aukerman
They're paid very well too, so. Yeah, you know.
Randy Snuts
Well, I'd love to come back next time you feel like taking a on the 99%.
Scott Aukerman
I definitely. Anytime. That's probably going to be next week, so.
Randy Snuts
All right, cool. So a little further into the Augie doggies. I'll be back.
Scott Aukerman
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Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast – Bonus Bang Episode: Adam DeVine, Edi Patterson, Tim Baltz (Nutz 4 Snutz)
Release Date: March 6, 2025
In this special installment of the Bonus Bang series, host Scott Aukerman delves into the archived Episode 614 titled "Bean Dip and Randy Snuts Return." Originally aired on August 11, 2019, this episode features a vibrant trio of guests: Adam DeVine, Edi Patterson, and Tim Baltz. They join Scott to promote their acclaimed series, The Righteous Gemstones, which is gearing up for its highly anticipated final season premiere on HBO.
[04:11] Scott Aukerman:
"Adam, Tim, Edie—welcome to the show. You're all part of The Righteous Gemstones, which is premiering its final season this Sunday on HBO. Tell us a bit about your characters and what fans can expect."
Adam DeVine:
"I play Kelvin Gemstone, the youngest in the family. Scott, showcasing the intricate dynamics of a family-run megachurch isn’t easy, but it's been an incredible journey. As I told Scott earlier, 'It's a family of evangelicals... we've sort of lost our way and we're just greedy little pricks' (04:35)."
Edi Patterson (Bean Dip):
"As the associate producer and writer, I bring Bean Dip to life—a character that's both eccentric and endearing. We infused the show with a lot of humor and heart, as shown when I said, 'One sip sends you right back to childhood' (00:32)."
Tim Baltz:
"Playing Glen on Bajillion Dollar Property, now available on Pluto TV, has been a blast. In The Righteous Gemstones, we expand our universe, bringing in characters like Randy Snuts who joins a window-washing crew, adding another layer of comedy and chaos to the storyline."
Character Dynamics:
Adam DeVine as Kelvin Gemstone:
Discusses the complexity of his character, highlighting Kelvin’s role as the often-overlooked youngest sibling who navigates the pressures of his family's megachurch legacy.
Notable Quote: "I treat my career as if I'm running for office. That's why I leak my own stuff to get ahead of it" (05:18).
Edi Patterson as Bean Dip:
Reveals the creative process behind Bean Dip, emphasizing her character's unique quirks and humorous take on everyday situations.
Notable Quote: "We wrote that scene like we were... over the course of six years" (06:18).
Tim Baltz as Glen:
Shares insights into his role and how it intersects with other parts of the show's universe, including interactions with characters like Jiminy Glick.
Notable Quote: "There's a decent amount of driving in The Righteous Gemstones. Now that you bring this up, there's a decent amount of driving in this" (09:49).
Interactions with Randy Snuts and Bean Dip:
The episode features playful banter and improvisational humor involving characters Randy Snuts and Bean Dip. Their interactions provide a glimpse into the show's offbeat humor and the chemistry among the cast.
[10:34] Randy Snuts:
"How do you do it?"
[10:35] Scott Aukerman:
"Right. Adam, I do have to say he took it very, very seriously the last time he did it. You came in more prepared than any guest that I've ever had before" (05:54).
[21:33] Randy Snuts:
"There's actually a decent amount of driving. Now that you bring this up, there's a decent amount of driving in this" (09:49).
The guests share amusing stories from their time on set and insights into their creative processes:
Adam DeVine:
Reflects on writing long, intentional scenes, including an extended nude scene in their project "Game Over," highlighting his meticulous approach.
Notable Quote: "We wrote that scene like we were... over the course of six years" (06:18).
Edi Patterson:
Discusses the challenges and humor in maintaining character consistency over multiple episodes and seasons.
Notable Quote: "This one's just more smart. Done in a way that a show would be laid out for writing" (19:26).
Tim Baltz:
Talks about balancing his roles between different shows and the crossover appeal within their podcasting universe.
Notable Quote: "For people who don't know your previous work, you played Glen on the show" (09:49).
Randy Snuts:
A recurring character who adds a unique flair to the episode, Randy engages in humorous exchanges about his everyday life and adventures:
[52:17] Randy Snuts:
"I hooked up with her when my grandma gave me $1,000 after she died... and then Carissa and I were on it" (53:07). This line sets the stage for a series of comedic interactions about Randy's relationship mishaps and quirky lifestyle choices.
[63:02] Randy Snuts:
"So you guys don't even understand the economy. In this economy, how hard is it" (63:35). His humorous take on mundane tasks like window washing provides comic relief and showcases his down-to-earth yet eccentric personality.
As the episode wraps up, the guests share glimpses into their future projects:
Adam DeVine:
Announces his stand-up special "Adam's Best Time of Our Lives" on Netflix and his voice role in the upcoming animated series "Green Eggs and Ham." He also teases his fall movie "Jexi," a comedy about a rogue AI akin to Siri.
Notable Quote: "Jexi is like Siri. If Siri was... trying to ruin your life" (73:37).
Edi Patterson:
Discusses her continued role as Bean Dip and hints at upcoming writing projects, maintaining her unique comedic voice within the industry.
Tim Baltz:
Promotes Bajillion Dollar Property Season 4 on Pluto TV, emphasizing the show's growth and the exciting new developments fans can expect.
Scott Aukerman:
Concludes by encouraging listeners to check out the guests' projects and hints at future episodes featuring more engaging conversations and returning favorites.
Adam DeVine on Career Approach:
"I treat my career as if I'm running for office. That's why I leak my own stuff to get ahead of it."
[05:18]
Edi Patterson on Writing Process:
"We wrote that scene like we were... over the course of six years."
[06:18]
Randy Snuts on Personal Life:
"I'm about to turn into a water park."
[59:07]
Bean Dip on Business Ventures:
"It's hot. It's soft. It's bamboo oil. We sell that for $400 a bottle."
[34:48]
Adam DeVine on Upcoming Roles:
"Jexi is like Siri. If Siri was... trying to ruin your life."
[73:37]
This Bonus Bang episode offers a delightful blend of promotion, genuine conversation, and the signature comedic flair that Comedy Bang Bang is renowned for. Fans of The Righteous Gemstones will appreciate the deep dive into the characters and the behind-the-scenes anecdotes shared by Adam DeVine, Edi Patterson, and Tim Baltz. Additionally, the interactions with Randy Snuts and Bean Dip add layers of humor and charm, making this episode a must-listen for both longtime followers and newcomers alike.
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