Bonus Bang: Adam Scott, Matt Besser, Monika Smith, Toni Charline (Hot 4 Scott)

Summary

Comedy Bang Bang: Bonus Bang! – “Hot for Scott” with Adam Scott, Matt Besser, Monika Smith, Toni Charline

Original Air Date: September 11, 2025
Host: Scott Aukerman

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Overview

This lively and zany episode is a “Bonus Bang” re-release pulled from behind the paywall, showcasing the chemistry between Scott Aukerman and his recurring all-star guests for the “Hot for Scott” series. The episode features Adam Scott (“Severance,” “Party Down”), Matt Besser (performing as Olaf’s Middle Part), Monika Smith (as a social influencer), and Toni Charline (as a psychic medium). The show dives into Emmy anticipation, surreal character bits, and freeform comedy games, blending Hollywood satire with Comedy Bang Bang’s signature absurdity.

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Episode Structure & Key Segments

1. Emmy Pre-Check-In with Adam Scott

• Segment Start: [03:11]
• A tongue-in-cheek, faux-sincere “check-in” about Adam’s Emmy nomination for “Severance.”
• Adam and Scott riff on Hollywood rituals, awards predictions, and the mechanics of running gags (e.g., always expanding bits, “filling time,” and the logic behind character names).

Memorable moments:

• Scott:
  “Do you promise to do this every year from now on?” [06:19]
• Adam:
  “Even more importantly, if neither of us are nominated.” [06:29]

• Extended riff about the logistics of attending the Emmys, bringing a plus-40, and the difficulties of picking “who to invite” (including 36 guys named Bill).

2. Adam Scott’s Emmy Speech & Outlook

• Discussion about Adam’s Oscar speech bet (“I’m gonna stick this up my butt”), and running jokes about his roles and career (“Severance,” “Madame Web”).

Quote:

• Scott:
  “If you do win an Oscar, what exactly are you going to be saying up there?”
• Adam:
  “Thanks to the Academy. I’m gonna stick this up my butt.” [12:34]

3. Olaf’s Middle Part Joins (Matt Besser)

• Segment Start: [25:34]

• Besser plays “Olaf’s Middle Part,” an existential, self-loathing version of Olaf’s torso from Frozen.

• The character rails against the perils of being separated from Olaf’s head, the pain of arm removal, and being mistaken for a “mere snowball.”

Notable Quotes:

• Olaf’s Middle Part:
  “A gang piss is the most brutal way for a snowman to die. Just jets of piss going through your heart.” [31:12]
• Ongoing riffs about the inner life of snowmen, snowmen “bottoms” getting swapped out, and the pain of not getting recognition beyond Olaf's “whimsical head.”

4. Talks of Acting – Hand Acting & Tips

• Classic CBB digression—Olaf’s Middle Part and Adam discuss the roles of hands and arms in screen acting.

• Olaf:
  “Any Jewish actor will tell you—the emotion is in gesticulation of arms.” [32:47]
• Adam:
  “Mainly ... I try and find as many opportunities as possible to just stick those suckers right in the pockets.” [33:01]

5. Harvey the Truth Seeker (Toni Charline)

• Segment Start: [49:38]
• Harvey is a conspiracy-brained TikTok “truth seeker.”
• He connects everything with rapid-fire nonsense logic, tying together “Back to the Future,” the CIA, Quaker Oats, and Big Pharma.

Highlights:

• Harvey:
  “When you stare at my nipple really hard—not the nipple hard, you staring hard…” [60:03]
• The group plays a “Kevin Bacon” style word association game, challenging Harvey to link “flatulence” and “fart” (which he does via dinosaurs, amber, and oxygen shortages).

6. Martha the Medium (Monika Smith)

• Segment Start: [72:42]
• Toni plays “Martha the Medium,” a 73-year-old self-published psychic/medium mostly in telepathic contact with her cat, Jeanette, not spirits.

Comedic Payoff:

• Martha is interrupted by her cat throughout, and struggles to recall meaningful conversations with deceased celebrities, instead focusing on everyday trivialities.
• Martha on ghosts:
  “God, I wish I was a Doctor Dolittle. Wouldn’t that be…” [81:27]

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Key Quotes & Sketch Highlights

“Attendance Math” for Emmy Plus-Ones

[19:01]

• Adam: “They give you one ticket, but as far as I understand it, you can bring like forty people…”
• Scott: “…I know probably 36 guys named Bill.”

Emmy Speech Condition

[12:29]

• Adam: “…the thing that I’ve been reminded of several times is that I take the award and stick it up my butt.”

Snowman Mortality

[31:12]

• Olaf’s Middle Part:
  “The worst thing that can happen to a snowman is to be pissed on by a gang. A gang piss is the most brutal way for a snowman to die. Just jets of piss going through your heart.”

TikTok Conspiracy Logic

[54:13]

• Scott: “I’m thinking of a boat.”
• Harvey: “A boat. Right. How do you spell boats? With a B. And then oats. Mr. Quaker runs that. Who runs Mr. Quaker? Big Pharma…”

Medium’s Cat Overcomes Spirits

[76:09]

• Martha: “It’s my cat, Jeanette. … She’s not dead, she’s just at home. Oh, she must be calling me…”

Book Title Bits

[88:03]

• Olaf’s Middle Part:
  “Let’s get metaphysical.”
  (suggested title for Martha’s book of ghost stories)

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Timestamps for Major Segments

| Timestamp | Segment | |-----------|------------------------------------------| | 03:11 | Pre-Emmys check-in with Adam Scott | | 14:46 | Adam’s tux (Disco Ball) story | | 25:34 | Olaf’s Middle Part introduced | | 49:38 | Harvey the Truth Seeker enters | | 72:42 | Martha the Medium arrives | | 96:06 | Plugs |

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Tone & Notable Moments

The episode maintains a breezy, improvisational, and meta-comedic tone. The guests and host riff naturally, blending Hollywood satire—especially about the Emmys and celebrity culture—with surreal character bits that showcase the ensemble’s improv skills.

Moments that encapsulate the spirit:

• Deep dives into “how to fill time” in TV writing and podcasting, lampooning the nature of show business.
• Hyper-literal breakdowns of casting (“Olaf’s middle part”), with playful squabbling over true credit and recognition.
• Mock-conspiracies and low-stakes “truth-telling” from Harvey that spiral into word salad.
• Martha the Medium’s “inability” to channel any notable dead person, with her cat derailing every attempted reading.

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Conclusion

The episode is a quintessential Comedy Bang Bang jam: celebrity self-mockery, high-concept character studies, Hollywood insider jokes, and gleeful absurdity.
Whether you’re interested in Emmy gossip, love classic CBB character bits, or just want an uproarious panel show, this episode delivers—especially for fans of Scott Aukerman and Adam Scott’s banter.

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Selected Quotes (with Timestamps)

• Scott: “We need to do a pre-Emmys check-in, even if neither of us are nominated.” [06:19]
• Adam: “If you do win an Oscar, what will you say?” [12:17]
  • “I’ll say, ‘Thanks to the Academy, I’m gonna stick this up my butt.’” [12:34]
• Olaf’s Middle Part: “A gang piss is the most brutal way for a snowman to die. Just jets of piss going through your heart.” [31:12]
• Harvey: “How do you spell boats? With a B. And then oats. Mr. Quaker runs that. Who runs Mr. Quaker? Big Pharma.” [54:13]
• Martha: “It’s my cat, Jeanette. …She’s not dead, just at home. Oh, she must be calling me.” [76:09]
• Adam: “I think there might be a lot more slapping at this year’s Emmys.” [96:25]

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Transcript

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[Scott Aukerman]

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[Monica Smith]

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[Scott Aukerman]

McDonald's for a limited time. Prices and participation may vary. Hey everyone. Welcome to another Bonus Bang where we re release great episodes of Comedy Bang Bang out from behind the paywall. This is your host Scott Aukerman and we have reached our penultimate episode in our series entitled Hot for Scott featuring Adam Scott. These are great episodes of Comedy Bang Bang that our friend Adam Scott has been on. And this week we're re releasing an episode titled Olafur. Only it was originally released September 4, 2022 as episode 773. So five years ago. No five, three years ago. I could do simple math. Now in this episode, Adam Scott joins us much like he did the other week for a pre Emmys check in. He discusses what it's like making severance and other things. He also talks about what it's like to be on that quest for an Emmy, which we'll see on this Sunday if he achieves it. Now this episode also features Matt Besser as Olaf the Snowman, a part of Olaf the Snowman at least. We have Monica Smith as an influencer and we have Tony Charlene as a psychic medium. So this is a very good episode. Now if you enjoy this and you want to hear other great episodes of Comedy Bang Bang, become a subscriber@cbb world.com we have all of the past episodes from the archives. Every single live show we've done. Add free new episodes and original shows like CBB Presents and Scott hasn't seen. We're going to be back Monday with a new episode of Comedy Bang Bang. But until then, enjoy this bonus Bang Bang Comedy Bang Bang. Comedy Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang. Remember me when you fall down For I was the one that held you in my arms Remember me when you take your last breath For I was the one that held you too Tightly in my arms, actually. Forget me, for I am the one that does not want to go to prison. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. What are you checking your watch for? That was. It was too long.

[Adam Scott]

And that was an incredibly long intro.

[Scott Aukerman]

Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang for another week. Thank you to joke redacted for that wonderful catchphrase submission. Welcome to the show. We have a great one coming up a little later. We have a mythical or no. An animated feature star. Star of an animated feature. We have a TikTok star.

[Monica Smith]

Ooh.

[Scott Aukerman]

And a medium. A medium. Wow.

[Monica Smith]

Whoa.

[Scott Aukerman]

Indeed. I've noticed that with these Apple watches, people are always, like, checking their wrists because they got messages, but it just looks like they're impatient with what you're doing.

[Adam Scott]

That's exactly right. So it could be both.

[Scott Aukerman]

Which one was it?

[Adam Scott]

A news alert from Vulture telling me that there's a new.

[Scott Aukerman]

You got a Google alert. A new interview with you.

[Adam Scott]

That's right, because I only get Google alerts about myself.

[Scott Aukerman]

Just in quotes. Adam Scott interview. That's right, in quotes. Are there any new ones of me? I need to learn more about myself.

[Adam Scott]

That's right. That and I want to get the fuck out of here.

[Monica Smith]

Oh, okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

Great. All right, well, let's get to it. He is our guest of honor the a little show. He's the star of a lot of shows, but he's gonna be a major star on an upcoming show one week from tonight. Something called the Emmys.

[Adam Scott]

Oh, have you heard of it?

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, well, of course I've heard of it. I myself have been feated.

[Adam Scott]

You have? How many Emmys do you have?

[Scott Aukerman]

I have two.

[Adam Scott]

Two Emmy awards.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. So you'd need to win two in order to equal you.

[Adam Scott]

Yes, I would.

[Scott Aukerman]

But he is the star of Severance. He is the co star of and recreation.

[Monica Smith]

He is.

[Scott Aukerman]

Do you consider yourself an ensemble player in Party Down?

[Adam Scott]

Yes, I do. Yes, I do.

[Scott Aukerman]

He is also my co host in the podcasts. You talking you two to me? Are you talking Remi? Are you talking rhcp, Remy? And also you talking. Talking. Aren't you talking talking heads to my talking head?

[Adam Scott]

Yes, I think.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yes.

[Monica Smith]

Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

Please welcome Adam Scott. Hello.

[Adam Scott]

Hi, Scott.

[Monica Smith]

Hi.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

How are you?

[Adam Scott]

How you doing?

[Scott Aukerman]

You're trying to go quieter than me?

[Adam Scott]

It's just this new thing I'm trying out right now for the next 10 seconds.

[Monica Smith]

I like it.

[Adam Scott]

But now it's over.

[Monica Smith]

Oh, boy.

[Scott Aukerman]

We ended that a little prematurely.

[Adam Scott]

10 seconds.

[Monica Smith]

Wow.

[Scott Aukerman]

It's so good to see you. We have never done a pre Emmys check in Before.

[Adam Scott]

Never.

[Monica Smith]

See?

[Adam Scott]

I can't believe we've never done a pre Emmy check in.

[Scott Aukerman]

I know. All those times. Weird. This is, what, the 85th or something?

[Adam Scott]

We've never done one 85th Emmys. It's the, what, 83rd Emmys. We've been friends for, during and every year we say to each other, should we do a pre Emmys check in this year?

[Scott Aukerman]

Some would consider that to be the pre Emmys check in.

[Adam Scott]

Right.

[Scott Aukerman]

Us checking in before the Emmys about whether we should do one or not. But no, they're two totally different things.

[Adam Scott]

Turns out it doesn't count. And we need to do it on air and turn it into what, like half hour of content?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, exactly. So do you promise to do this every year from now on? Oh, 100%.

[Adam Scott]

I mean, I can't believe regardless of.

[Scott Aukerman]

If you're nominated or not, we need to do a Emmys check in.

[Adam Scott]

Even more importantly, if neither of us are nominated.

[Scott Aukerman]

Sure.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

And what do we do during the check in again? Do we. We make predictions? Do we get directions?

[Adam Scott]

What do we make predictions about what people are gonna wear.

[Monica Smith]

Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

Pants.

[Adam Scott]

About the weather.

[Monica Smith]

Okay, got it.

[Adam Scott]

On the day of the Emmys.

[Scott Aukerman]

On the actual day of.

[Adam Scott]

Yeah, we look up the weather.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, let me see what I got.

[Adam Scott]

And then predict based on that forecast.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, let's see what we got here.

[Adam Scott]

It's Monday, a week. Monday, September 12th, I believe.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't have it that far out at this point, but if. If it's trend. It looks to be trending downward. Well, no, it's in the 90s. The week before. A hundred. A full week before. I don't know.

[Adam Scott]

I. I'm just going to make this prediction. If it's as hot as it's been, those tuxedos, little hot under the collar, it's going to be toasty in there.

[Scott Aukerman]

It's going to be like making. Making broth or a soup or.

[Adam Scott]

Sure, yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

No, inside the. Inside the.

[Adam Scott]

The.

[Scott Aukerman]

Tuxedos. In the tuxedo.

[Adam Scott]

And it'll be boiling and it'll be delicious.

[Monica Smith]

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yes.

[Adam Scott]

Carrots, carrots, Carrots.

[Scott Aukerman]

Onions. Yes.

[Adam Scott]

Chopped broccoli. Yes. We put it in the suit.

[Scott Aukerman]

I say broccoli. I'm too nervous.

[Adam Scott]

You don't eat broccoli in your beef soup.

[Scott Aukerman]

I'm sorry.

[Adam Scott]

Goddamn fucking moron.

[Scott Aukerman]

You are, of course, nominated for the show I mentioned earlier. Severance. And explain this show for a guy like me who has actively not ever watched a single episode.

[Adam Scott]

Sure. This is a show that's called Severance.

[Scott Aukerman]

Got it.

[Monica Smith]

Okay.

[Adam Scott]

That's the title.

[Monica Smith]

Got it.

[Scott Aukerman]

And you play Jimmy B. I play Sev Severance.

[Adam Scott]

And the show is about.

[Scott Aukerman]

Is that a nickname? Sev.

[Adam Scott]

Sevy or. People call me Sevy.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, okay. But the name is Sev.

[Adam Scott]

Sev.

[Monica Smith]

Right. Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

But people call you Sevy.

[Adam Scott]

Yeah, because there's a unique nickname. It needs to be longer just to, you know, when you're writing a show, when you're coming up with a show. Dan Erickson is the creator of the show and kind of writes most of it.

[Scott Aukerman]

But really you wrote most of it.

[Adam Scott]

I'm not going to say that, but you know, of course. No, Dan Erickson conceived of, created, and writes the show.

[Scott Aukerman]

Pass it on to you and then.

[Adam Scott]

Pass it to me and I write everything. But really it's Dan.

[Scott Aukerman]

But really it's Dan. Yeah. So he did. He sat. He's the guy who sits down at the. The typewriter or the computer.

[Adam Scott]

That's exactly right.

[Scott Aukerman]

Final draft process, maybe? Process, yeah.

[Monica Smith]

Any.

[Scott Aukerman]

Any of the above machines. He sits down originally and then he.

[Adam Scott]

Just like sits down at a giant machine.

[Monica Smith]

Right.

[Adam Scott]

And when you're conceiving of. And writing an hour long show before.

[Scott Aukerman]

He gives it to you.

[Adam Scott]

Before he gives it. Hands it over to me. To actually write it, what you're fundamentally trying to do is eat up time.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's right. Because an hour show needs to have approximately 59, 61 minutes of content in it.

[Adam Scott]

59 to what? 300 minutes?

[Scott Aukerman]

Sure. Anywhere in there. In that. Yes, exactly.

[Adam Scott]

In that amount of time, you want to take up as much time as possible. So if you have.

[Scott Aukerman]

You're doing 300 minutes, you want to.

[Adam Scott]

Really do 400, you need 400 minutes packed into that 300. Yeah, exactly. So after you expand it out of the.

[Monica Smith]

The.

[Adam Scott]

What's the thing you sent you email.

[Scott Aukerman]

What are you talking. You're doing. You're miming something. You're miming.

[Adam Scott]

Never mind.

[Scott Aukerman]

You're miming like a magic trick right now. Almost.

[Adam Scott]

What I'm saying is you want to take up time so that a name like Sev, you want to take up.

[Scott Aukerman]

Time, so you extend it and make sure that it. That it's too Sevy. Because that will take up approximately. Because people are.

[Adam Scott]

Listen, it adds up.

[Scott Aukerman]

People are calling you by your first name. Probably every line.

[Adam Scott]

Right. Why are you someone at the door at my house?

[Scott Aukerman]

Who cares? I don't. Take your watch off. Take it off. I want to see those bare wrists, Adam Scott. The barest wrists. Get your nose out of it.

[Adam Scott]

It's on the table. Yeah. So suffice it to say a show is written and then it's extended after you figure out how to make the names longer.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Adam Scott]

That's how you fill an hour.

[Scott Aukerman]

Also, you should try to say every character's name at the beginning and end.

[Adam Scott]

Of each line, every sentence.

[Scott Aukerman]

Like, hey, Sevy.

[Adam Scott]

Hey, Sevy, will you come over here and grab that piece of pa.

[Monica Smith]

And.

[Adam Scott]

Then you make it even longer.

[Scott Aukerman]

Severance, really? Is that season two?

[Monica Smith]

I.

[Adam Scott]

No spoilers, but yeah. Wow.

[Scott Aukerman]

Sevron.

[Adam Scott]

Sevron.

[Scott Aukerman]

Congrats, buddy.

[Adam Scott]

Thank you.

[Scott Aukerman]

This is incredible. Do you know what song is going to be played if you happen to. To win the. The Emmy? Do you know what have you. Because everyone gets to request it. It's like a baseball game. Right. Where you get to request what song goes up.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Adam Scott]

You take. And that's. It's interesting you say that, because mine is take me out to the ball game.

[Scott Aukerman]

Interesting. Yeah. So Adam Scott for severance and the.

[Adam Scott]

Who is going to stand up and sing. That's right. Amazing. Wow.

[Scott Aukerman]

And now, just to be clear, because I saw you. You've gotten a few messages about this recently. Our agreement regarding your speech, if you win an award, only pertain to the Oscars.

[Adam Scott]

Only the Oscars. And I have heard about this quite a bit in the last couple of months.

[Scott Aukerman]

And if you do win an Oscar, what exactly are you going to be saying up there on stage?

[Adam Scott]

That's a really good question. But I know you promised. I promised that I don't remember what I would say, but I. The thing that I've been reminded of several times is that I take the award and stick it up my butt.

[Scott Aukerman]

No, that's what you said you would say on stage. I'm going to stick this up my butt.

[Adam Scott]

Thanks to the Academy, I'm gonna stick this up my butt and then stick it up my butt.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, yeah. I mean, if you do it or not.

[Adam Scott]

Is that the agreement?

[Scott Aukerman]

That's the agreement. Is that you would say it.

[Monica Smith]

Oh.

[Adam Scott]

But there is no.

[Scott Aukerman]

There's no actual physical agreement that we made. Oh, that was. That was understood.

[Adam Scott]

Well, that's a relief. Not that I'm any closer now than I was at the time of the agreement.

[Scott Aukerman]

Although you are in Madame Web coming out very soon.

[Adam Scott]

That's true.

[Scott Aukerman]

Madame Web. She spins webs any size.

[Adam Scott]

That's.

[Scott Aukerman]

We just saw you in Boston on the tour. Yeah.

[Adam Scott]

That was fun. That was a fun.

[Scott Aukerman]

So fun. Thank you so much for driving.

[Adam Scott]

There's a live audience right there in front of us.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, we Decided to do with a live audience.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Adam Scott]

When did you get back from that tour?

[Scott Aukerman]

Less than 24 hours ago.

[Adam Scott]

So 23 hours. 20.

[Scott Aukerman]

23 hours. 1500 minutes.

[Adam Scott]

Oh, wow.

[Scott Aukerman]

So you.

[Adam Scott]

You just got back, right?

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

And 24 hours ago.

[Adam Scott]

Okay, so now it's been 24 hours.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, it's been 24 hours.

[Adam Scott]

How does it feel to be back for 24 hours?

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, man, it feels so good. I've tried. I packed so much in. I went laser tag. I surfed in the morning, and I went skiing at night.

[Monica Smith]

Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

And you packed. You packed. I packed all of that into this last 24 hours. Yeah. That's the great part about living in California.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Adam Scott]

You can do everything. You can ski and surf all in the same day.

[Scott Aukerman]

Parachute jump.

[Adam Scott]

You can parachute jump. Any. Any day.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Adam Scott]

I'm talking about a day in Los Angeles.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, exactly.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

You can go star in a movie and then you can also. What else can you do?

[Adam Scott]

Win the lottery.

[Scott Aukerman]

Win the lottery? Yeah.

[Adam Scott]

Everyone in California wins the lottery eventually.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't know why more people don't move here.

[Adam Scott]

It's crazy because every time someone wins the lottery here, that it's what, like $2 billion?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, something like that. Now every ticket costs 3 billion.

[Adam Scott]

$3 billion.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Adam Scott]

So, yeah, A total, total sham, but it. It works for us. We're Californians.

[Scott Aukerman]

We're Californians. We don't know any better.

[Adam Scott]

We love it here.

[Scott Aukerman]

This is what we do. You're, of course, the boy from Santa Cruz who started out hawking taffy. And now you are going to be up there in the shiniest tuxedo we've ever seen, hoping to win one of those golden, golden statues.

[Adam Scott]

It's a tuxedo made of mirrors.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's right. Now, you were telling me before the show it's the original disco ball from Saturday Night Fever that they turned into a tuxedo. Is that right?

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Incredible.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Adam Scott]

I got in touch with John Badham and I was calling him about stakeout because that's one of my favorite movies. And then we got to talking, and it turns out he directed Saturday Night Fever.

[Scott Aukerman]

You had no idea at that point? Just. You were just interested in stakeout, But.

[Adam Scott]

I was calling about. You were talking about another stakeout.

[Scott Aukerman]

So how did this come up. How did Saturday Night Fever come up in this conversation?

[Adam Scott]

Because I was listening to disco music while I was on the phone with him.

[Scott Aukerman]

And was it Saturday night?

[Adam Scott]

Actually, Saturday night I had a fever.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Did you have Covid?

[Adam Scott]

I didn't have Covid, no.

[Monica Smith]

Oh, okay.

[Adam Scott]

Which is lucky because I am not vaccinated.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, okay, good. Nor will you ever be.

[Adam Scott]

Absolutely not.

[Scott Aukerman]

But how high was your fever? Like 160.

[Adam Scott]

It was 112, which I hear is. Is high.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's too high, probably. You want to get that? Fine.

[Adam Scott]

It was fine.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

And so it just came up. Hey, speaking of. You said Saturday. You said it's night. Because you were talking about I have.

[Adam Scott]

The fever and I'm listening to disco.

[Scott Aukerman]

Right. He's like, I happen to direct something where all of these interests converge.

[Adam Scott]

That's right.

[Scott Aukerman]

A little movie called Saturday Night Fever starring the disco dancing devil, Mr. John Travolta. Mr. John Travolta. And what did you say to that?

[Adam Scott]

I said, do you still have the disco ball from that movie? And he said, yeah. And then I hung up on him because I was like, this conversation is going nowhere. But then a few days later, I was like, what if we take that disco ball and construct a tuxedo primarily out of the mirrors?

[Scott Aukerman]

Did you have to call him back or.

[Adam Scott]

I called him back, yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, that's nice.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

And did he send it to you COD or how did you get this?

[Adam Scott]

It ended up being this kind of protracted negotiation. It went on for a while.

[Monica Smith]

Oh, okay.

[Adam Scott]

Because he did not want to let it go.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, sure. Where did he keep. Was it like, in his living room or.

[Adam Scott]

He has a Saturday Night Fever room.

[Monica Smith]

Oh, okay.

[Adam Scott]

In his. On his estate. And it's beautiful. It has everything from the movie that you would ever want.

[Scott Aukerman]

Like what?

[Adam Scott]

The disco ball shirt from the movie.

[Scott Aukerman]

Anything there?

[Adam Scott]

It was great. He has John Travolta's shoes.

[Monica Smith]

Whoa.

[Adam Scott]

From the main dance from the movie.

[Monica Smith]

Oh, okay. Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

How are they looking? A little scuffed up or.

[Adam Scott]

They're scuffed up, but they're kept in a kind of acetate case.

[Monica Smith]

Oh, okay. Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's great.

[Adam Scott]

They look great.

[Scott Aukerman]

Are those the only two things? The one disco ball not in a case. Hanging down from the ceiling.

[Adam Scott]

Hanging from the ceiling. And then a pair of shoes and a glass case.

[Monica Smith]

Wow. Yeah.

[Adam Scott]

The rest of the room, it's completely empty.

[Scott Aukerman]

And how.

[Monica Smith]

Okay. Wow.

[Adam Scott]

It's a huge room, too.

[Scott Aukerman]

He calls it the Saturday night two football fields.

[Adam Scott]

Saturday night fever room.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's about 600ft.

[Adam Scott]

Well, it's certainly 200 yards.

[Monica Smith]

Wow.

[Adam Scott]

Yeah. So.

[Scott Aukerman]

So. So, I mean, he only has two of those feet in two shoes.

[Adam Scott]

Two shoes.

[Scott Aukerman]

And if you. If you.

[Adam Scott]

John Travolta actually uses three shoes.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, he does?

[Adam Scott]

Yeah. He favors his right side I wonder.

[Scott Aukerman]

He could dance so well.

[Adam Scott]

That's right. So you always have a spare right shoe right at the ready because, you know. Because he's stamping that.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Adam Scott]

Incredibly well.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, that's great. Thanks. And, of course, Olivia Newton John is no longer with us.

[Adam Scott]

That's true. She was not in that movie.

[Monica Smith]

No.

[Scott Aukerman]

But she knew John Travolta.

[Adam Scott]

They're good friends.

[Scott Aukerman]

They're very good friends.

[Adam Scott]

Yeah. It's super sad.

[Scott Aukerman]

So sad. But we all have to go sometime.

[Monica Smith]

I know. Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

I just heard.

[Adam Scott]

You've only been in town for 24 hours.

[Scott Aukerman]

I got all my entertainment news right when I landed the plane.

[Adam Scott]

Yeah. So you flew yourself. You fly your own?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, of course.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Adam Scott]

You and John Travolta.

[Monica Smith]

Yep.

[Scott Aukerman]

We both heard about it the minute he was in the plane with me.

[Adam Scott]

Oh, God.

[Scott Aukerman]

And we both heard about Olivia Newton John the second that I landed the plane. He was my co pilot.

[Adam Scott]

Oh, you guys didn't hear about it till today?

[Scott Aukerman]

We didn't hear about it until 24.

[Adam Scott]

Hours and four minutes ago.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, and we're so sad.

[Adam Scott]

Oh, God. No wonder you're broken up. Sorry.

[Scott Aukerman]

Anyway, but. So the Emmys, obviously, the countdown to the Emmys.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Is underway and seven days hence.

[Adam Scott]

That's right.

[Scott Aukerman]

And you. Do you get to invite your entire family? Are you flying solo? What are you doing?

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Adam Scott]

They give you one ticket, but that one ticket, you can. As far as I understand it, you can bring like 40 people.

[Monica Smith]

Wow.

[Scott Aukerman]

So they're just.

[Adam Scott]

This is what I'm guessing you're.

[Scott Aukerman]

Plus 40.

[Adam Scott]

That's what it is. Yeah. Bringing 39 people.

[Monica Smith]

Right, right.

[Scott Aukerman]

Who are you?

[Monica Smith]

Who you got?

[Adam Scott]

Who's. I don't know. I haven't even started thinking out the Internet.

[Scott Aukerman]

You know, there's a guy right here, right in front of you.

[Adam Scott]

Would you like to go?

[Scott Aukerman]

I'd love to go.

[Adam Scott]

Do you know 38 more people that might.

[Scott Aukerman]

I know if I can count how.

[Adam Scott]

Many people I know.

[Scott Aukerman]

There's Frodric.

[Adam Scott]

Oh, he can come.

[Monica Smith]

Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, that's one.

[Adam Scott]

Or she. Or they.

[Monica Smith]

They. They.

[Adam Scott]

Fine.

[Scott Aukerman]

Welcome to the.

[Adam Scott]

Sorry.

[Scott Aukerman]

21St fucking century.

[Adam Scott]

Sorry.

[Scott Aukerman]

Frodric. They can come. That's. How many was that?

[Adam Scott]

Well, it's me. You.

[Monica Smith]

Right.

[Adam Scott]

So that's two.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Adam Scott]

And there's a. Four. 40 people total, I'm assuming.

[Scott Aukerman]

How many did I mention at this point?

[Adam Scott]

You said Frodrich and you said they could come. Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

So that's.

[Adam Scott]

They're available.

[Monica Smith]

Right.

[Adam Scott]

And then that's. That leaves 47. 47 more people.

[Scott Aukerman]

37.

[Adam Scott]

I think 37.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

You're going the other way. You're going up.

[Adam Scott]

Yeah, sorry, that is Spam Risk, apparently.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, my friend Spam Risk is trying to answer because he might want to come.

[Adam Scott]

Oh, let me see here. Mr. Risk.

[Monica Smith]

Hello.

[Scott Aukerman]

How you doing? Hey, Adam already had extra tickets for the For Dummies.

[Adam Scott]

You got extra tickets?

[Scott Aukerman]

No, I heard you got extra tickets. Dumb.

[Adam Scott]

Oh, sorry. Yes, I have. Let's see. Well, right now.

[Scott Aukerman]

How many you got?

[Adam Scott]

I got. It's Scott, myself, Frodrick.

[Scott Aukerman]

They're coming.

[Adam Scott]

Frodrick's coming. So that leaves 37 more people.

[Scott Aukerman]

How many.

[Adam Scott]

How many do you need?

[Scott Aukerman]

I know probably 36 guys named Bill.

[Adam Scott]

36 guys named Bill?

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Adam Scott]

Okay.

[Monica Smith]

Okay.

[Adam Scott]

Great to talk.

[Scott Aukerman]

Hey, why did you put the phone down? Pick it back up.

[Adam Scott]

Sorry, I thought the call was.

[Scott Aukerman]

I got a camera on you right now.

[Adam Scott]

Shit.

[Scott Aukerman]

There's a camera there.

[Monica Smith]

There's a camera there. There's a camera there? Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Hidden camera show.

[Adam Scott]

Risk. You are always getting me. You're always the best of me.

[Scott Aukerman]

Call me Spam.

[Monica Smith]

I love you.

[Adam Scott]

You have the best prank show on the Internet.

[Scott Aukerman]

I really do.

[Monica Smith]

Hey, will you come over later?

[Adam Scott]

What for?

[Monica Smith]

I'm having a birthday party.

[Adam Scott]

You're having a birthday party? It's your birthday?

[Monica Smith]

No.

[Adam Scott]

Oh, is that one of your pranks?

[Scott Aukerman]

It's Bill. Number 13's okay.

[Adam Scott]

Bill 13. All right.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah. Bill 13's having a birthday.

[Scott Aukerman]

Would you come over?

[Adam Scott]

Sure, I'll come.

[Scott Aukerman]

Why don't you meet all the Bills.

[Monica Smith]

Before we go to the Emmys?

[Adam Scott]

That'd be great. Are they all over at your place?

[Monica Smith]

They're all over here, yeah.

[Adam Scott]

Oh, I can't wait.

[Monica Smith]

Come on by.

[Adam Scott]

Okay. It's one.

[Scott Aukerman]

You getting this? You writing this down?

[Adam Scott]

One.

[Monica Smith]

You getting this?

[Scott Aukerman]

One.

[Monica Smith]

Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

Two.

[Adam Scott]

Two.

[Monica Smith]

You getting this?

[Adam Scott]

Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

Are you writing this down?

[Adam Scott]

Yeah, I'm writing it down.

[Scott Aukerman]

Wait, let me start over.

[Monica Smith]

One.

[Adam Scott]

One.

[Scott Aukerman]

Two. Two. You getting this?

[Adam Scott]

Yeah, I'm getting it.

[Monica Smith]

Okay.

[Adam Scott]

Bill, where are you from?

[Monica Smith]

Where do you think I'm from?

[Adam Scott]

I don't know. It sounds like you might be from, like, your mama'. Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, God damn it. He's hilarious.

[Scott Aukerman]

He's so fun. He's so fun. But I think that takes care of our problem. So, okay, so see you on Monday.

[Monica Smith]

The. The. We've.

[Adam Scott]

We've spent all of the.

[Scott Aukerman]

All the tickets. That's great. Oh, what about your family?

[Adam Scott]

Well, they, you know, they have a tv, so I'm assuming they can just watch.

[Scott Aukerman]

You bought a tv.

[Adam Scott]

I have a TV now.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Congratulations. Thanks.

[Adam Scott]

It's really small.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, wait, are you just talking about your. Your phone?

[Adam Scott]

My phone? Yeah, the t. This is a tv, right?

[Scott Aukerman]

Do you recommend everyone watch Severance on their phones?

[Adam Scott]

I think it's the best way to experience it 100%, because it's great, like, while you're driving.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, of course.

[Adam Scott]

Watch it on your phone.

[Monica Smith]

Of course.

[Scott Aukerman]

Of course. Because it's fun to watch TV on something that's been so close to your penis.

[Adam Scott]

It's great to.

[Monica Smith]

To.

[Adam Scott]

To watch something that's been close to your penis. And it's great to watch something on something that's, like, scratched up. It might have cracks in it.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah, exactly.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, good luck to you, Adam. This is an incredible achievement. This is your first nom.

[Adam Scott]

My first nom.

[Scott Aukerman]

And first of many, I hope.

[Adam Scott]

Nom. Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

Many hamburgers to you, of course.

[Adam Scott]

Thank you. Many hamburgers to you.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yes. And we. We need to get to our next guest.

[Monica Smith]

Oh. What do you think?

[Adam Scott]

I can't wait. Yeah, that's great.

[Scott Aukerman]

Does that cover everything about the Emmys that we wanted to talk about?

[Monica Smith]

Great.

[Scott Aukerman]

All right, well, let's get to our. Our next guest. I mentioned that we have an animated character. Oh, wow.

[Adam Scott]

That's it. That's exciting.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Who's your favorite anime Character?

[Adam Scott]

Oh, boy.

[Scott Aukerman]

Mrs. Incredible. Am I right?

[Adam Scott]

Oh, she's great.

[Monica Smith]

She's great.

[Adam Scott]

Wait, what are you saying exactly?

[Scott Aukerman]

You know what I'm saying.

[Adam Scott]

No, I don't know. I don't know if I'm comfortable with that.

[Scott Aukerman]

She is very animated.

[Adam Scott]

Hot stuff. Is that what you're saying?

[Monica Smith]

Huh?

[Adam Scott]

Are you trying to say that she's hot stuff?

[Scott Aukerman]

She stretches around. She saves people.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Adam Scott]

In need. Oh, okay. Because it sounded.

[Scott Aukerman]

Man, stop putting this. Stop trying to get me canceled.

[Adam Scott]

What does that mean?

[Scott Aukerman]

What is what.

[Adam Scott]

When you go, oh, man. What does that mean?

[Scott Aukerman]

Means that I have sincere admiration for her.

[Monica Smith]

Oh, okay, great. Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Same way the brotherly love. The same way that I love.

[Adam Scott]

You say that about me as well.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, of course.

[Monica Smith]

How about.

[Adam Scott]

I think my favorite. My favorite animated character, Jiminy Cricket.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, when you wish upon a star. Do you like that?

[Adam Scott]

He's just a little grasshopper, and he has so much to say, so much.

[Scott Aukerman]

Wisdom in such a tiny, tiny body.

[Adam Scott]

Little guy.

[Scott Aukerman]

Little guy, but a big heart.

[Monica Smith]

Huge.

[Scott Aukerman]

Almost too big. Almost like it's a condition.

[Adam Scott]

It is too big.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

He might die soon.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Adam Scott]

I think he's gonna pass.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, we have a great animated character here coming up. First time on the show. Let's welcome him. This is Olaf's Middle part.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Thank you very much, Scott, for having me here, giving me this opportunity.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Hey, it's great to see you. This is Adam Scott of severance.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Hi, Mr. Scott as well. Thank you.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Two Mr. Scotts. Scott and Scott.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Yes.

[Adam Scott]

That's. That's. That's funny, right?

[Olaf's Middle Part]

First off, I should say I am Olaf's middle part. I am not the funny head. A lot of people think that I have a light. The whimsical. You know, still isn't humor that Olaf haves. I'm.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

I'm not Olaf.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

When I. When I booked you on the show, I heard Olaf from Frozen was going to be on the show and I assumed it was. It was that whimsical. He's so funny. He's like, ah, help me.

[Adam Scott]

Hilarious.

[Scott Aukerman]

What does he say all the time? He's.

[Adam Scott]

Get out of my way.

[Scott Aukerman]

Get out.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Hey, you're. You're in my way too much.

[Adam Scott]

Get away.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Try to be me 10% less in my way. But.

[Monica Smith]

And he.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

And he does dynamite.

[Scott Aukerman]

Dynamite.

[Adam Scott]

Yeah. It's super funny.

[Monica Smith]

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

But.

[Scott Aukerman]

But yeah, he has.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Not a fan of Olaf's personally.

[Monica Smith]

Really?

[Scott Aukerman]

Aren't you a part of Olaf? You're the middle snowball. Is that what you are?

[Olaf's Middle Part]

I am the middle snowball. The torso. You can call me Tor or Oomph. Middle part. Ola's middle part.

[Scott Aukerman]

Wouldn't that be law? Because Olaf the la. Is the middle part of Olaf.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

I'm the middle part of the body. Are you making joke? Because I'm not. No.

[Adam Scott]

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

[Scott Aukerman]

We apologize.

[Adam Scott]

Olaf's middle part. I apologize for Scott and I apologize for Scott and I had nothing to do with that joke.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yes, you wrote it.

[Adam Scott]

I mean, I wrote it, but before the show. Yes.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

You prepared to insult me before the show?

[Monica Smith]

We.

[Scott Aukerman]

We. I mean, we. We brainstormed some stuff.

[Adam Scott]

We might say just things to rib you with. It was.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Adam Scott]

The way it came out of Scott's stupid reading, it ended up sounding like an insult.

[Scott Aukerman]

I'm sorry. How would you. How would you have said.

[Adam Scott]

I would have said it exactly right. And it would have been gentle. It would have been funny. It would have been good natured.

[Monica Smith]

Okay.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

I understand. You're like Olaf. You're all. Your types are always on. You're always on. I get it. You know, I mean. But I want to come on yourself, Scott, to be honest, to. To separate myself from Olaf and let people know that we snowmen. We are three different parts.

[Scott Aukerman]

It looks like you've already separated yourself already. I mean, how did you get.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Literally. Yes.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

How did you get away from the top part and the. And the bottom part?

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Well, that happens quite frequently. If you've seen any of the Frozen movies, a lot of the big laughs come from Olaf. He runs into a tree, a pole, and we separate in three parts, and I'm blind at that moment and.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, you only have a visual, a sense of a sight when you are physically tethered to the top part.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Yes. I can. Like, my arms like antennae, so I can sense people around and see things that way. But not like Olaf's eyes, if you can understand it that way.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, I think so.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

And those moments of separating were always great moments of theater for me.

[Scott Aukerman]

I mean, we, as the audience, are always laughing at this. And you. But it's scary for you. I never really.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

For the bottom part in the middle part, it is disconcerting, to say the least. It's a moment. Imagine yourself being separated into three parts. Yeah, I mean, I guess parts having their own essence and becoming their own entity.

[Adam Scott]

I never thought of it.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, I guess, like, if you were to sound scary, like, cut Adam off, like, right beneath the titties and then maybe at the knees. Is that the ratio?

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Usually could be. Did you say beneath the titties? Yeah, I think about the titties.

[Scott Aukerman]

Above the titties. Oh, do you. Is it just head or.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Well, my arms are kind of where your stomach is, so it's not. It's not analog here. But my arms come out of my stomach, whereas yours come out of your shoulders.

[Adam Scott]

That's right. The arms are quite low. It's just a perfect circle.

[Scott Aukerman]

Are those made of twigs again, or are they. I can't remember.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

They're pieces of wood.

[Scott Aukerman]

Pieces of wood?

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Yes. They're both pieces. They're not just mere twigs? No.

[Monica Smith]

Okay.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

They're pieces of wood.

[Adam Scott]

And are those pieces of wood another part of Olaf? Do they have their own, like.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Yes, if you've seen the movies many times, I'll have an arm ripped out of my torso. And that is also done for laughs, by the way.

[Scott Aukerman]

Is it painful, though?

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Yes, of course it is. Of course it is.

[Scott Aukerman]

I can only imagine ripping one of my arms off.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Can you?

[Scott Aukerman]

I mean, I. I can't really.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

I mean, because you have. You don't have Elsa's magic to repair it later.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's right.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

I. I rely on Elsa's magic most. Most snowmen rely on. On magic or the love of children to stay.

[Adam Scott]

Is she.

[Scott Aukerman]

I mean, the further you get away from Elsa. Does the magic fade or.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

No. She has a permanent cloud above me that flutters snow. But if I. I can still die?

[Monica Smith]

Oh, yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

Of old age or of.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Of what, you idiot? Of old age.

[Scott Aukerman]

So you can't die of old age.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

No. I melt.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's the only way to kill you.

[Adam Scott]

Have you not.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

I've never heard of any snowman thing of old age. It's always melting. It's always a brutal.

[Scott Aukerman]

There's no cancer.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

No, that's the.

[Scott Aukerman]

We don't have like a little piece of coal or whatever that is inside one of the snowballs.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

The worst thing that can happen to a snowman is to have. Be pissed on by a gang.

[Adam Scott]

Good Lord. Oh, my.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

A gang piss is the most brutal way for a snowman to die. Just jets of piss going through your heart. Imagine.

[Adam Scott]

That sounds terrible.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, well, God willing, that won't happen to you.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

But I have Elsa to repair that. If that ever happens. If a lumberjack accidentally pisses on me, I give Elsa a call.

[Scott Aukerman]

You have to give her a. Really? So it doesn't automatically do it.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

You have to physically. I had to call her. She's busy. But, you know, she's nice. She's a nice woman. I like her. I don't like Olaf.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

So Olaf. You consider Olaf to be the.

[Monica Smith]

The head.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

He is the head. He's an. Too.

[Adam Scott]

Right.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

That's a joke. See?

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

What about the bottom? Are you. It's fun.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

It's ish.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

That's funny. Is it? But he's an asshole. That's a good one.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

What about the bottom? The bottom part? That part.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Well, this is interesting. There's been many bottoms to our entity. I've been the only torso. And of course, Olaf has been the main head. There's been about 20 bottoms.

[Scott Aukerman]

20 bottoms. Were there other drummers?

[Olaf's Middle Part]

There was an early, say, the main head. There was an early head then in draft, but there was never used. So. Yes, it's been.

[Scott Aukerman]

It's an early draft.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Olaf head. My torso and many bottoms. Bottoms.

[Monica Smith]

They.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

You don't remember many scenes? Which is the bottom, right?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, they come and go. I can only imagine.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

But the.

[Scott Aukerman]

The head is really the star. The moneymaker.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

I disagree. I think a lot of emotion is in gesticulation of arms. Any Jewish actor would tell you.

[Scott Aukerman]

I guess. Yeah. Adam, should we be watching Severance to see your arm acting or are you a. Are you a hands in pockets guy?

[Adam Scott]

Mainly when you're acting, I try and find as many opportunities as possible to just Stick those suckers right in the pockets. Then you don't have to worry.

[Scott Aukerman]

You don't have to worry about it. That's the thing. Anytime a camera's on me, I'm so self conscious. Just gotta stick them right.

[Adam Scott]

Get them right in there.

[Scott Aukerman]

If I don't have pockets, I go right into the middle.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Seinfeld suggested drinking coffee. Always sipping from a coffee.

[Scott Aukerman]

Is that why they set that at the coffee shop?

[Adam Scott]

Oh, man.

[Scott Aukerman]

Cheaters again.

[Adam Scott]

Phil's time.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, that's true.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

I tried it on a few takes and spilled coffee on myself and melted myself in half, so.

[Scott Aukerman]

Ouch.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

It's not good.

[Adam Scott]

I would imagine that the success of Frozen has changed your life.

[Scott Aukerman]

Are you recognized on the street?

[Olaf's Middle Part]

And never. Not unless I'm with Olaf. Yeah, he's just annoying.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah, I.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

This is embarrassing, but I'll tell the story. I was in love. I had a crush on a sample slushie at a hot dog cart. And I wasn't even sure if it was real, but I saw it every day.

[Scott Aukerman]

It was a sample that they never gave away.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

I think it might have been made of plastic.

[Monica Smith]

Oh, God.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Like old cheese.

[Scott Aukerman]

But you loved her.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

I loved her. I saw her and I never. I could work up the competence to say anything. And one day I did. I went up to the cart and when the owner of the cart wasn't looking, I talked to the smoothie sample and I said, hello, you look lovely today. And they glistened in the sun. You didn't say anything. And then I said, you recognize me?

[Scott Aukerman]

And nothing.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Nothing.

[Scott Aukerman]

But to be fair, did the sample slushy ever say anything?

[Olaf's Middle Part]

No. Ignored me the entire time. Just ghosted me every time I came back as well.

[Scott Aukerman]

So. Might not have been actually alive, per se.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

That is true. But there's a lot of ice that doesn't have magical powers, that can't talk or walk around. So I give them a break.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, that's got to be tough to. I mean, you're the only one of your kind, in a way. The only one of your race.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

That's not true.

[Monica Smith]

Oh, really?

[Scott Aukerman]

There are other. I mean, there's.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

There's many magical snowmen.

[Scott Aukerman]

Frosty.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Oh, yeah. Frosty. All his kids.

[Adam Scott]

The Snowman.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, yeah, the snowman.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Mr. Police gave you all the clues.

[Adam Scott]

Raymond. Well, What?

[Monica Smith]

The movie.

[Scott Aukerman]

The Snowman, right?

[Adam Scott]

Oh, no, the. The book by Raymond Briggs. The Snowman.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, I don't read books.

[Adam Scott]

Or are you talking about the Michael Fassbender movie? Of course.

[Scott Aukerman]

Sorry.

[Adam Scott]

It's crazy that I.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

A Lot of snowmen go to that movie and are very disappointed.

[Scott Aukerman]

Speaking of someone with a big hog, who. If he pissed on you.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Adam Scott]

You wouldn't need a gang in that situation.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Go ahead, speak of it.

[Scott Aukerman]

Is he. Is he one of Snowman's biggest fears? When Michael Fassbender. I mean, when that movie was announced, I'm sure all snowmen were so scared. Someone was such a huge hog.

[Monica Smith]

Yes.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

We did not like penises of any kind. Especially a horse penis.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, that's got to be scary. So.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

So why did you look at Mr. Scott when you said that?

[Scott Aukerman]

Wait, I'm. Maybe it's just.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

I guess just that you didn't look. It seemed weird.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, I mean, you mentioned. You mentioned horse.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Must be penises.

[Scott Aukerman]

I automatically look over at him just.

[Adam Scott]

And I know he's looking at me in that moment. I'm sick of it.

[Scott Aukerman]

So there's plenty of opportunity for you to date. There's all of Frosty Kids. Frosty's Kids.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

I do not need magicals. That's my point. I can date an icicle if it has a nice form.

[Monica Smith]

Right? Okay. Yeah. You don't.

[Scott Aukerman]

I mean, even if they don't talk and they're not alive.

[Monica Smith]

Yes.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

I think humans are the same way.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

I mean, like, you know, trophy wives, it's the same. You don't mean actual trophies? Because Adam's about to win one and.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

They wanted the trophy. I understand. I empathize. If I had a icicle the shape of an Oscar, I would be into that.

[Scott Aukerman]

That would be cool. An icicle in the shape of an Oscar. That would be really cool, wouldn't it?

[Adam Scott]

I wonder if they've thought of that yet. At an after party. I don't think so.

[Scott Aukerman]

Probably we should copyright it. So, what's going on? Why are you in la? Do you mind us asking?

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Well, I'm always auditioning.

[Monica Smith]

But without Olaf.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Yes. I do not need Olaf.

[Scott Aukerman]

But does Olaf need you? Does Olaf get parts without you guys or.

[Adam Scott]

Well, I'm thinking Olaf probably doesn't even need to audition anymore.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Olaf's Olaf are only.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

That was a good one. I do like.

[Scott Aukerman]

You do like.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

I do like puns to give it.

[Scott Aukerman]

Up for that one.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Very good.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

So you're.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Snowmen love puns.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

So you're just auditioning out there?

[Monica Smith]

What.

[Scott Aukerman]

What kind of roles are you auditioning for?

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Well, I did get in the new season of the Mandalorian.

[Monica Smith]

The.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

There's a scene I'm in where Grogu uses the Force to throw a chunk of ice, which is me.

[Monica Smith]

Oh, wow.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

At Darth Vader.

[Scott Aukerman]

At Darth Vader goes up against Darth Vader in the new. This is. First of all, this is the biggest spoiler. This is a huge.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

I probably shouldn't be speaking all these plot points, but yes, that is.

[Scott Aukerman]

I mean, that's a matchup right there. Who would come out on. Who would come out on top?

[Adam Scott]

I don't know. Grogu's very powerful.

[Scott Aukerman]

Grogu is so powerful, but Darth Vader, he's no slouch.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

It's a light hearted but tense scene at the same time. Well, Grogu's in it. That makes it light hearted. And a snowball fight of sorts. But it's Darth Vader.

[Scott Aukerman]

So does Darth Vader get like a snowball to the face and goes.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Yes, it's very. Think about a snowball hitting that black helmet.

[Adam Scott]

I would think you would not want to be in a snowball fight with Darth Vader. That sounds really scary.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Yeah, it was. So wait, did you imagine being the snowball?

[Scott Aukerman]

Did you book it?

[Monica Smith]

I did.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

I was the chunk of ice.

[Scott Aukerman]

You were the chunk of ice. Wow. Congratulations.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Thank you.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's incredible.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

And the chunk of ice had wooden arms in it, so, like, waving as I slammed into his head.

[Scott Aukerman]

So Darth Vader gets Olaf's middle part right to the face with arms waving as it hits him in the head. These are huge Mandalorian spoilers right now.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

I'm sorry, you might need to edit out some of this stuff. Okay, I speak freely.

[Scott Aukerman]

Devin, is our editing machine still broken? Ah, shit. Well, I don't know that we can, but did you sign an NDA or.

[Monica Smith]

What?

[Scott Aukerman]

I guess not.

[Monica Smith]

Wow.

[Adam Scott]

That must have been a fun day on set, though, getting to work with Darth Vader and. And Grogu.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Yeah, don't call him Baby Yoda.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, boy, oh, man, oh, boy.

[Adam Scott]

What happens?

[Olaf's Middle Part]

He starts cursing like a sailor.

[Scott Aukerman]

Really? Like a sailor with a dirty mouth?

[Olaf's Middle Part]

No, like a polite sailor.

[Monica Smith]

Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

He still is a nice boy.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Darn.

[Monica Smith]

Oh, okay.

[Adam Scott]

Nautical terms.

[Monica Smith]

Wow.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Darn.

[Adam Scott]

Starboard aft.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, this. I mean, congrats. That's really good that. I'm glad that you're branching out. I mean, no pun intended. With your arms branching.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

I did not get that one. You had to point that one out.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, sorry.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

That's all right. But the Hollywood types said, listen to this. If you have a snow scene, a Christmas special, any place there might be ice or snow. I knew the new House of Dragons. I bet there would be. I Bet winter is coming.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, there's a lot of winter in that type of show.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Adam Scott]

I wish I'd known you before, because season one of Severance, it took place in the wintertime. There was a lot of snow and ice around.

[Scott Aukerman]

But wait, season two, is that in the summer?

[Adam Scott]

Well, no spoilers, so I'm not sure if we would need you or not, but. But I'm. I'm happy to know.

[Scott Aukerman]

Does it take place on the hottest day of the year?

[Adam Scott]

No spoilers, but it's kind of an interesting thing you just said there, Scott.

[Monica Smith]

Really?

[Olaf's Middle Part]

The name of your show is Severance.

[Adam Scott]

Severance? Yeah, that's a newer show.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

That's also the name of my autobiography about separating from Olaf's head.

[Monica Smith]

Oh, well, okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, there's. I mean, there's probably not a lot of crossover audience there.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

I don't understand.

[Scott Aukerman]

You know, I mean, there's people. People who can afford Apple TV plus, you know, the richest of the rich, the 1% of the 1%.

[Adam Scott]

And then our show has a huge audience of three to five year old.

[Scott Aukerman]

Really?

[Adam Scott]

Yeah. Love it.

[Scott Aukerman]

What do they love about it?

[Adam Scott]

The concepts, I think, just kind of how stark and serious it can be.

[Monica Smith]

Okay.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

I've had people. Apple contact my people saying they have trademarked the word severance. And I don't think that is fair or possible. You can't trademark a word.

[Adam Scott]

Yeah, not sure. I feel like maybe it could be confusing if you use that title for.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Your book is against the word, though. It's like saying owning the word apple.

[Monica Smith]

Right.

[Scott Aukerman]

But is it. Well, I mean, the Beatles sued Apple, but is your book. It just says Severance and then there's not a picture of Adam on the COVID is there?

[Olaf's Middle Part]

No. This Adam? No.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah. Okay.

[Adam Scott]

Is there another atom that's on the.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

COVID There's an atom.

[Scott Aukerman]

What do you mean by that?

[Olaf's Middle Part]

There's a picture of an atom.

[Scott Aukerman]

Just a picture of an atom?

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Yes. That's. It's.

[Scott Aukerman]

Why is anyone going to buy this book? I don't understand.

[Adam Scott]

That's a picture of an atom.

[Scott Aukerman]

And then the subtitle is How I Separated from Olaf's head. I don't know that this is too confusing.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Sells itself. You're saying it back to me.

[Monica Smith]

Okay. I don't know.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, look, Olaf's middle part.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Can you stick to look? But.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, okay, sorry. Yeah. Can you. You can feel though, with your antennae. Can you stick around? We have to take a break right now, but we have several other guests. I would love to get your. Your insight into them is.

[Monica Smith]

Is that okay with please?

[Olaf's Middle Part]

That would be fun.

[Monica Smith]

Okay.

[Adam Scott]

And.

[Scott Aukerman]

And Adam, you can stick around, obviously.

[Monica Smith]

Of course.

[Scott Aukerman]

Of course. You have nothing better to do?

[Adam Scott]

No, I don't.

[Monica Smith]

Okay, great.

[Scott Aukerman]

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[Olaf's Middle Part]

So you can text an insta talk.

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[Scott Aukerman]

Comedy Bang Bang. We're back. We have Adam Scott of the Veronica Mars show is here where he played a creepy teacher based on his real life.

[Monica Smith]

And.

[Scott Aukerman]

That was. That was interesting. Where they like, basically ripped from the headlines, right? They.

[Adam Scott]

Yeah, they just asked me about the average day of mine being a creepy teacher.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

And so you. And then they just wrote up everything you said.

[Monica Smith]

Wrote it up.

[Adam Scott]

And then used real footage as well.

[Scott Aukerman]

And what did you say when you got down? You said. Didn't you say, like, gotcha, mister or something? What was it?

[Adam Scott]

Yeah, I guess maybe it was that.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Get out of the way.

[Adam Scott]

Get out of the way. Like Olaf's catchphrase. Oh, yeah, get out of my way.

[Scott Aukerman]

We also have Olaf's middle part here. And I saw you taking calls during the break. Are you. Is that your agent or.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Yes, there are some possibilities. There's a Coke commercial.

[Monica Smith]

Whoa.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

He wants to know if I'll have Coke poured on top of me in a giant glass.

[Scott Aukerman]

In a giant glass. So that's not really.

[Monica Smith]

Oh.

[Scott Aukerman]

Or from a giant glass.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

I'm in the giant glass.

[Adam Scott]

Oh, you're.

[Monica Smith]

Oh.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

And the Coke is poured into the glass.

[Scott Aukerman]

How do you feel about that?

[Olaf's Middle Part]

I don't know. I want to think about this. It's different than what I usually do.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Get Elsa on speed dial in case.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Yeah. The Coke will probably melt me significantly in many takes.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah. Okay, well.

[Scott Aukerman]

But it might be a good opportunity.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Yeah. That's Hollywood, right? Showbiz.

[Adam Scott]

You owe me a Coke.

[Scott Aukerman]

He's making him nervous. Don't mention Coke around him. Come on. Come on.

[Adam Scott]

It's a direct.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

The other snow. Am I right?

[Scott Aukerman]

The other snow.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

What Coke? The other snow.

[Monica Smith]

Oh, oh, yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

And Jon Snow.

[Adam Scott]

Other Snow.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Cocaine. Come on now, get hip.

[Monica Smith]

Got it, got it, got it.

[Scott Aukerman]

So you do coke also?

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Stay awake.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, look, we have to get to. Speaking of staying away, we have to get to our next guest because they've been very nice to stay awake during our entire first segment. They are a TikTok star. This is incredible. Please welcome Harvey, the truth Seeker.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Bro. Bro, so good. You had me on and just good timing, man. You know what I mean?

[Scott Aukerman]

Hey, yeah, bro. You're calling me bro? Is that what you calling you, bro?

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

I'm calling you all bro. You know, we gotta really be thinking about, like, I need to let you in on what's happening in the world today so that you're clued in before we get to this fifth dimension. And who knows what happens, you know what I'm saying?

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, geez. This is Adam, by the way. Then we also have Olaf's middle part.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Yes.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Great.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

What'd you say? Fifth dimension?

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Yeah, like Scott, think about it, right? What is your name? Scott Akerman. Right. Mandalorian is what you were talking about. Who drove a DeLorean. Michael J. Fox, when he went back to the future, but into the future, but back in time.

[Monica Smith]

Right?

[Scott Aukerman]

And then Fox.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Fox Mulder. Fox Mulder back to the X Files. Right, right.

[Scott Aukerman]

Files. Files not found.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Files not found on your computer because the CIA is hiding them in that MK Ultra Jam.

[Scott Aukerman]

Wow, that's funny.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

So I'm trying to do is help you out. You know what I'm saying?

[Scott Aukerman]

Harvey the truth seeker. That's you. So you have. You have a TikTok. You're a TikTok star.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

I don't have a TikTok. I have many. In case they try and shadow ban me and I pop right back up.

[Monica Smith]

Oh.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

But yeah, I have a lot of followers. It's 1.4 million.

[Monica Smith]

Whoa.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

A couple weeks ago, it's gotten down, but it's going to go back up because that's what time is, a construct.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, interesting. So. So what do you do on your TikTok?

[Monica Smith]

You.

[Scott Aukerman]

You, essentially you.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

I'm letting people know about.

[Scott Aukerman]

Is this what you do?

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Yeah, it's like things that are happening in life that you're not realizing have a deeper meaning. You know what I mean?

[Monica Smith]

Oh, okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

And this is like numerology or what?

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

It's beyond that, man. It's is everything. There's hidden meanings in everything. You guys are talking about Snow and Snowman, but you're all forgetting about the Canadian rapper.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, Snow, who sang that.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Word him up.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Lyrical dancer. Word him up.

[Martha the Medium]

Excuse me, Mr.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Officer. Cuz he doesn't believe in cops.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, that wasn't Snow. But unfortunately that was Here Come the Hot Step by a different artist.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Snow is also Canadian rapper.

[Scott Aukerman]

And he is a Canadian rapper.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

That's a sign.

[Adam Scott]

Same thing, right? Same thing.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Canada. America is there.

[Scott Aukerman]

That was Eenie Camus is who did Here Come the Hot Stepper, so.

[Martha the Medium]

That's right.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

And I can. And I can confidently tell you that without looking it up.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

I did not see you look down, so I appreciate that.

[Monica Smith]

Thank you.

[Scott Aukerman]

I only looked up.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

And Olaf's middle part also told us Snow has two meetings.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

It has many meetings. It does.

[Monica Smith]

What are the.

[Scott Aukerman]

Wait, I know the two that we mentioned.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

There's the cocaine.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's not the primary meaning.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

No, that was the first.

[Scott Aukerman]

It was.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

Before they ever even described.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

And then they saw Snow like that looks like cocaine, which is called snow.

[Monica Smith]

Oh, okay. Wow.

[Scott Aukerman]

You learned something new.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Yeah, it got nicknamed cocaine later.

[Monica Smith]

Huh?

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, it got. So it already was cocaine. Then they called it snow, then they nicknamed it cocaine.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Look, I have a brain name made out of ice. What do I know?

[Scott Aukerman]

So you have a really interesting TikTok where you talk about the connections that perhaps remain unseen in the world.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Yeah. It's like we're all sitting at this table right now, but are we really looking at the table? You know what I mean? Is it pine? And if it is, should we be thinking about that tree and where it came from? What kind of soil grew in it? And back to your mom? I think you make those. Those steps and those connections, and I.

[Adam Scott]

Think people are stable.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Could be my arms.

[Scott Aukerman]

It's true.

[Adam Scott]

Yeah. One day.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

One day.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Or legs. If you want to just branch out, you could.

[Scott Aukerman]

Could you put legs on yourself? Yeah, but I made that.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Can we stop the branch out toward play?

[Scott Aukerman]

Could you put legs on and could you put like coal in for eyes? And you could have eyes suddenly.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Well, I do have a mouth in my back that you pro. That's how you hear me? You have. I haven't noticed that.

[Adam Scott]

Oh, I was wondering.

[Scott Aukerman]

I was wondering that too.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

Is that easy?

[Olaf's Middle Part]

I had it surgically put in there by my agent.

[Scott Aukerman]

Is that good for dating, to have a mouth in the back?

[Monica Smith]

No.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

But you can back into a blow job.

[Scott Aukerman]

Geez. I've never had that experience.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

I've only walked into one, so I'm looking forward to backing into one.

[Scott Aukerman]

You know, I've only gone forward.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah. Wow.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Look, I'M trying to tap into your brain. Right. A little tap.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Adam Scott]

Right.

[Scott Aukerman]

Now, how do we do this? How do. What do you need from us?

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Well, tell me what's on your mind, and I'm going to connect it to probably what's going on in the world that you should already know about.

[Monica Smith]

Oh, okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

So anything on my mind? Just the first thing I can think of.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Sure.

[Scott Aukerman]

I'm thinking of a boat.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

A boat. Right. How do you spell boats? With a B. And then oats. Mr. Quaker runs that. Who runs Mr. Quaker? Big Pharma. What are we doing? We're eating big. Big pharma. Stop thinking about boats because you're too drugged up.

[Scott Aukerman]

Tap.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Tap into that, man.

[Scott Aukerman]

Interesting. I mean, I guess I didn't make the leap from Quaker oats to big pharma as easily as you did, but. Yeah, I mean, well, there's a lot.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Of pesticides that they use in America that they don't use anywhere else. You know what I'm saying? Who makes those pesticides?

[Monica Smith]

Big pharma.

[Adam Scott]

It's the same thing, so it doesn't matter.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Same. They're connected. Why does he wear a hat in all those photos?

[Monica Smith]

Right.

[Adam Scott]

It's filled with drugs.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Filled with drugs. Hide that third eye, or else it would just pour right out of them, you know?

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Did Abraham Lincoln was his big hat to hide drugs in or like a big bong?

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Yeah, probably.

[Adam Scott]

I think that's been confirmed.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

He didn't want Mary to know that he was smoking pot all the time, so he hit his bong. He's like, oh, no. This is just a fashion choice that no one else will ever make. Come on.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Pharrell tried.

[Scott Aukerman]

He had a good run at it, you know?

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

But then he couldn't go to the theater for a while, and he realized, what did he want more? You know, things you don't think about. Cause you don't know about it.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah, right.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Tapping you in.

[Scott Aukerman]

Also, I wonder if Abraham Lincoln wore that big hat because it was like, hey, try to shoot me in the head. But then he has, like, so much empty space up there. So it's like he's trying to convince everyone that he's got a giant, like, conehead or something.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

So, like, if you want to shoot me in the brain, shoot way up here.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Didn't work.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

That's why Tyra Banks doesn't wear one.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Because she has a giant forehead.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah, yeah.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Just be all head in the hat, right?

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Adam Scott]

Interesting sense.

[Scott Aukerman]

Do you want to try it with Adam here?

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Yeah. Yeah. Give it to me, man.

[Adam Scott]

I'm thinking of a shirt.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Shirt. Okay. Right. Like Burton Ernie, one of the. More stripes. What are stripes? A movie about the army, right?

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Who was in it? Doesn't matter, because it was an army movie. And when you deep dive into that, you're just being followed by the man. You're doing whatever you're told to do, man.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Why don't you take a step backwards and do a blowjob?

[Adam Scott]

Okay.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Try something new, you know?

[Adam Scott]

Yeah, that's a. It makes a lot of sense.

[Scott Aukerman]

So you're thinking of a shirt.

[Adam Scott]

A shirt.

[Scott Aukerman]

And then you went to Burton Ernie.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Who wears shirts, and they wear a striped shirt, specifically. And then there was a movie called Stripes.

[Scott Aukerman]

Who was in it? We don't. It doesn't matter. Because it's about the Army.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Because it's about the army. The army is the bigger focus here. You know what I'm saying?

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Adam Scott]

No, it's everywhere. It's everything.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Tap into this, man. It's like a hazy ipa. You don't know what's coming because you can't really see through it, but it's there.

[Adam Scott]

It feels like it's. It's like it's everywhere. Almost like it's all connected.

[Scott Aukerman]

It feels like you could almost make a connection about anything.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

In a way. To anything. Like, what if we did the.

[Monica Smith]

The.

[Scott Aukerman]

The beginning and then the end point and see if you can connect those.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

The end point.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

So. So, like, we'll. We'll pick two words and see if you can connect them.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay. So can you think of a word?

[Adam Scott]

Scott, can we talk privately just for one second?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Do you mind? We're gonna talk privately for a second.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Yeah. I'm gonna read my tattoos.

[Monica Smith]

Okay.

[Adam Scott]

What's up?

[Monica Smith]

Okay.

[Adam Scott]

We need to think of two words. Two words, right?

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Adam Scott]

Can you think of one? And then I'll think of one.

[Monica Smith]

I can't.

[Scott Aukerman]

I. I want to.

[Adam Scott]

Okay, so. So do I. That's why I don't know that I.

[Scott Aukerman]

Can think of one word.

[Adam Scott]

Okay, well, maybe we can put our heads together and think of one.

[Scott Aukerman]

What if we thought of one word, and then maybe that'll make us think of another word.

[Adam Scott]

That's a great idea.

[Monica Smith]

Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

What if it started with flat?

[Adam Scott]

Flat. Okay, I'm gonna count to three, and we both start with flat.

[Monica Smith]

Flat.

[Adam Scott]

And then we'll finish it and we'll have our work.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Monica Smith]

Here we go.

[Adam Scott]

One, two, three. Flat. Dude.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah?

[Adam Scott]

It didn't work. I don't think that's a word. Flatulence.

[Scott Aukerman]

Flatulence. Okay, we start with flatulence.

[Adam Scott]

So that's. And then the other word is fart.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, let's see if she can connect. Or he.

[Monica Smith]

He.

[Scott Aukerman]

Harvey. Okay, we got our first word and our second word. Flatulence and fart.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Great. You would think those are the same. Totally different. Right, Right. Because what else is flatulence? Earth. The earth is flat and we're surrounded by gas. Right. And if you step on the edge, you're going to fall down just like dinosaurs. How did they really die? People say it's the weather. It was actually lack of oxygen. They had really tiny nostrils. And oxygen has been tested in amber, and there's actually more oxygen in it. And you know where there is an oxygen in your farts.

[Adam Scott]

So the dinosaurs died because they. They. There wasn't enough air, and they fell off the earth.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Adam Scott]

That's pretty. I mean, it's hard to argue with anyone.

[Scott Aukerman]

Harvey did it.

[Adam Scott]

Harvey did it.

[Scott Aukerman]

Harvey the truth seeker. How did you get into this line of work?

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

You know, I was just on TikTok showing off my pecs one day. You know, somebody was commenting on my live Laugh Love tattoo.

[Scott Aukerman]

Can I see your pecs?

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, I mean, those aren't.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Ripped my shirt now it's open.

[Scott Aukerman]

I mean, they're not really that impressive, if you don't mind me saying.

[Adam Scott]

They're kind of flabby, but that's.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

That's what they are. They're flabby pecs, you know?

[Scott Aukerman]

You were showing off your flabby pecs.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Yeah. Cause men all have, like, the hard ones and women and have the soft ones, and I'm like, I can have soft ones, too, you know? Meatloaf had them.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, that's true.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Adam Scott]

Fight Club. He had them.

[Monica Smith]

Fight Club.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

And they.

[Scott Aukerman]

Fight Club and life.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Yeah, they look great. So in death, I guess.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

He died.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, well, he's. He is dead.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

That's why I don't eat meat loafs, because why would you eat a loaf of meat, you know?

[Scott Aukerman]

Good point.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

So you were just showing off your flabby packs.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

I was showing off my flabby pecs, you know, And I was getting pretty good, good connection with some kids and adults, and they started asking me questions. And I realized my flabby pecs are connecting them to who is their God. What is education? You know what I'm saying?

[Scott Aukerman]

I guess not.

[Adam Scott]

I don't know.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Like when you stare at my nipple really hard. Not the nipple hard. You staring hard.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, your nipple is so soft.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Yeah, it's invertedly soft.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

It's so weird. I mean, it looks like a stuffed bunny almost. It's just. It looks so warm and soft.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Yeah.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

It's the opposite of the Donnie Darko bunny. It's not scary at all. It's soft, and you kind of want to put your finger in it.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, sure.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Which you maybe can later, depending on if I get to know you better.

[Monica Smith]

Oh, okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't know. Do you think we'll get to know Harvey better?

[Adam Scott]

I think we're in the process of doing that right now.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

I think so. I think we're finding our middle ground.

[Scott Aukerman]

You know, Olaf, middle part. What do you think about this? Is this any of this connecting to you? Reverberating?

[Olaf's Middle Part]

I found the story of the flatulence and farting very disturbing. And, yeah, for the heat element that would melt. And also, I. I don't want to be rude, but I don't. I don't believe all these conspiracies.

[Adam Scott]

What?

[Scott Aukerman]

You don't? Which conspiracies do you believe?

[Olaf's Middle Part]

I don't want to start anything with your guests, but I find when you believe information that you get off TikTok, it could be very dangerous to do that.

[Adam Scott]

Never thought of that before.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

It's dangerous to open your mind to the reality of what the truth is. I get it. You got to stay cold. You got to stay icy because you have a fear of melting. But maybe when.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Don't tell me what time. You do not know my pain. You do not know. You see, I did not want to start this, okay? But the dinosaurs were killed by the ice age. We killed. We killed the dinosaurs. We will kill you. You will kill the humans as well.

[Monica Smith]

Whoa.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

See what I'm saying? You pull it out, right, and now we got a murderer at the table.

[Scott Aukerman]

Holy, dude.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Yeah, man.

[Scott Aukerman]

We're just.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

There wasn't oxygen. We took the oxygen from the dinosaurs, our icy group.

[Scott Aukerman]

So you killed all the. And you're gonna kill all the humans. And if there are more of you?

[Monica Smith]

If. If. If.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

If I. If I don't get more. Some more auditions.

[Adam Scott]

Then you'll get all your friends together and create a new isis?

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Perhaps.

[Adam Scott]

Oh, perhaps. You got to get this guy some auditions.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, just auditions. Not even booking the parts.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

I'm not unreasonable.

[Monica Smith]

Okay? Thank you.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Just get me in the door.

[Monica Smith]

Okay. Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

You want your talent?

[Adam Scott]

By the way, Olaf's middle. Is it cool enough in here? Here for you? You need us to turn up the ac. Or.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

I was going to say earlier, when you guys were coming up with the two words. You put your elbow. You rested it on me, and Scott, you put your water.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

You nestled.

[Scott Aukerman]

Sorry. You look so much like. Like an end table. It's just hard. I mean, I. I can't. We can't see the mouth in the back.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Right? You would. Should I turn around?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, I guess.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

It throws some people off to see a mouth and a. Where a spine should be, but there's.

[Adam Scott]

No difference between front and back. You're just a circle, so.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Yeah, I have a button. I have a little button up here.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, let's see your mouth. Do you mind showing it to me?

[Adam Scott]

Jesus Christ. Is that a mouth or is that just a hole?

[Scott Aukerman]

It's just.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

This looks like an anus with teeth.

[Adam Scott]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, it's just a hole with an arrow next to it.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Yeah.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

I feel like I'm getting roasted right now. This is my.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, I'm sorry you can't see it. It's just whoever put that in, we.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Have mirrors.

[Scott Aukerman]

Reflective ice. Why use reflective eyes when you could just use a mirror? You said you have mirrors.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Because they're out on the lake. She wants your buck.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, Harvey, the truth seeker. So is there anything coming up that we need to be aware of?

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

I think you guys should be thinking about these Emmys.

[Monica Smith]

Oh, yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Are you thinking. Have you thought about him at all?

[Adam Scott]

The Emmys?

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Adam Scott]

No, I haven't thought about. I. I was waiting for this interaction with Harvey.

[Monica Smith]

Oh, really?

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Because of the Emmys. So it's about me. So it's not about you. You know what I'm saying?

[Adam Scott]

It's about you.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

It's about me. The M me. It's about me. And who am I? I can't define myself except by the name my mother gave me and the name I keep trying to change. But the DMV won't accept truth seeker yet, but maybe they will someday. So when you go there, you need to mention me is what I'm saying.

[Scott Aukerman]

When you go to the dmv, to the Emmys.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Well, yeah, if you go to the. If you could go to the dmv. For me, it's always a long line, and I don't like to book an appointment.

[Scott Aukerman]

Wait, that's the reason they won't change your name? Just because you won't wait in line?

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Yeah, because they're like, did you marry a truth seeker? I'm like, no, I'm pretty sure they'll.

[Scott Aukerman]

Change your name to anything.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Well, I don't want to be anything. I want to be a Truth seeker. Anything's a dope last name.

[Adam Scott]

Okay, so you want one of us to go to the DMV for you, and you want me to mention you at the Emmys?

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Yeah, if you want your phone and.

[Scott Aukerman]

Show my Tik Tok, I'll go to the dmv. You'll take the Emmys?

[Adam Scott]

I'll do the. Yeah, you want me. Just do it on tele. Whenever I see a camera. Just hold up your Tik Tok account.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Do you need Olaf's middle part to do anything for you or.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

I don't think Olaf's got a following that I'm concerned about.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

That sounded like a. A snap dig.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah, a little bit.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

You know, I mean, by the way, Bill Murray, Harold Ramus, John Candy.

[Monica Smith]

What about.

[Scott Aukerman]

What about them?

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Those the Stars of Stripes?

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

One of them's Canadian, like the rapper Snow.

[Scott Aukerman]

It's a good point.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Here come the hot stepper and Snow.

[Adam Scott]

And Candy comes back around.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, well. Yeah, well, see what we can do. When do you need us to go to the DMV for?

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Probably before Monday. You know, before this. Then I'd have the legal name seeker at the award show, and you're showing your phone, which has my face on it, probably a bit of manuscript.

[Scott Aukerman]

I would probably. Adam, if I were you, I would do it when the. You know that part where, like, how many nominees are there this year for. For what you do?

[Adam Scott]

There's usually like five or six.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

But you don't know.

[Adam Scott]

I think there's five or six.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Five or six?

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Is it five or six?

[Adam Scott]

I'm not sure we can count them right now.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

He doesn't know whether to include himself.

[Monica Smith]

Well, who.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Who are you going to thank if you don't mention the other five or six?

[Adam Scott]

That's exactly right.

[Scott Aukerman]

But here's what I think. You know that part where they. Where they put all of your little pictures up?

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Right. Now, screens are rectangle.

[Monica Smith]

Right.

[Adam Scott]

Hold it up then.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah, yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

When they're like. And the nominees are.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Who are the other nominees?

[Adam Scott]

Bob Odenkirk.

[Scott Aukerman]

You got him.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Kirk. Like Kirk Space.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yep, Space.

[Adam Scott]

So when they call my name, I just hold the phone.

[Scott Aukerman]

You hold the phone up and show the Tick tock in full. That's.

[Adam Scott]

You see, That's a good idea.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Because the Emmys.

[Monica Smith]

Okay.

[Adam Scott]

All right, it's settled. That's. That's what I'll do.

[Scott Aukerman]

You got to fill up time on the Emmys, too.

[Adam Scott]

Same thing at all tv. You got to just fill time.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, my God. Well, this Is good.

[Monica Smith]

Okay. Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

So we can get the. The message out for you.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

You guys can just help get the message out. You know what I mean? Because otherwise, when we get to that fifth dimension, no one's going to join me.

[Scott Aukerman]

What happens in the fifth dimension?

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Well, that's where we leave our bodies and we re. Enter them to the exact same world we're in, but it's different. Right now we're in the third dimension. We're jumping through the fourth to the fifth. It'll be exactly the same, but different.

[Monica Smith]

Oh, okay. Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Why do we leave our bodies but then just immediately go back into it?

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Because we need to get the knowledge from the universe. You know, the CIA have known the whole time. And now I'm letting you know because the CIA. I see. I am understanding it. You know what I'm saying? You gotta think about that one and write it out.

[Scott Aukerman]

Pretty weak, actually.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah, yeah.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

All right.

[Scott Aukerman]

You could. I mean, even. You have to.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Yeah, I mean, because I see it and I am, but that's more of C I am.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Like will I am. Will I am, then maybe you got something. If you were like, will I am, and then c I am. You know, but yeah, bring back ip.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

All right, well, we need to take a break, but this is fascinating stuff. Can you stick around? Because I would love your insight into our next guest. We have a medium coming up, and that's. I mean, very similar to. To what's going on here with. Or maybe not. I don't know. We'll find out.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah, yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

And you can stick around. All off. Middle part.

[Monica Smith]

Middle part.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

As long as you keep an even temperature.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Do you want us to turn down.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

At all or up or throw some ideas. This on me? It'll become part of me.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Monica Smith]

Here you go.

[Scott Aukerman]

Here.

[Monica Smith]

Oh.

[Scott Aukerman]

Absorb.

[Monica Smith]

Dibs.

[Scott Aukerman]

When I absorb, it hurts. It hurts, but the pain is over quickly.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Oh, thank you.

[Scott Aukerman]

Jeez, I didn't expect. Wow. All right, well, look, we need to take a break. We're gonna be right back with the medium. We'll be right back with more comedy Bang Bang after this.

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[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Okay.

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Comedy Bang bang. We're back. Adam Scott is here of the Emmy show coming up. What? What network?

[Adam Scott]

I believe it's on NBC.

[Scott Aukerman]

NBC? You're old stomping ground is the host. Yeah, used to stomp around NBC.

[Adam Scott]

Yeah, I used to show my wares at the old bc the old boo.

[Scott Aukerman]

CB well, we also have Olaf's middle part here. And did you audition for anything in the Emmys?

[Olaf's Middle Part]

I was just thinking that. How can I get an audition for the Emmys?

[Adam Scott]

That's a good question.

[Scott Aukerman]

Usually most of those parts are cast by whoever's nominated for award.

[Adam Scott]

I mean, you've written on the Emmys before, right?

[Scott Aukerman]

I have, yeah.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Adam Scott]

So you would be able to answer Olaf's middle's question better than I would.

[Scott Aukerman]

Although you're gonna be there this year. You could probably talk to the producers.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

And say it says the names of the immemorium. It says those names?

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Who says that? You know in the memoriam where the sad song is playing and then someone says their names really loudly?

[Adam Scott]

Yeah, that happens every year.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

That's the way I remember it.

[Adam Scott]

I feel like you've been perfect for that.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

They've never done that before. Someone should read the names.

[Scott Aukerman]

You have the perfect voice for it.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Thank you.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

We also have Harvey the truth seeker. Truth seeker here. And we have a medium coming up. Are you excited about this?

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

I'm super excited.

[Monica Smith]

Excited.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Cuz I feel like we're going to get each other. Like you wouldn't understand. Or get us. You know what I mean?

[Monica Smith]

Oh yeah.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Like the movie Us by Jordan Peele. We. That one. You peel an orange and what do you get?

[Scott Aukerman]

Orange.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

You Orange. You. Glad.

[Scott Aukerman]

Glad I said.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

You said that. Yeah. Cuz it's citrusy. And citrus is us.

[Scott Aukerman]

Sit down, enjoy. This is us.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Yeah, this is us.

[Scott Aukerman]

The Emmys.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

The Emmys. Fires and houses where dads die.

[Scott Aukerman]

Spoilers haven't seen a single episode.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

I mean, it's in the pilot. I don't know if it's really a.

[Scott Aukerman]

I see a pilot.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Well, you know, they fly planes and they lead you there. Don't tell me anymore.

[Scott Aukerman]

I'm gonna watch it for my other show.

[Adam Scott]

Scott.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Adam Scott]

I'm starting to. To think that maybe the stuff that Harvey's saying is like the. Out of a bull.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Adam Scott]

Why not? Like untrue.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, but just it literally is shit that comes out of a bull's hand.

[Adam Scott]

I'm glad you. You got what I was saying.

[Monica Smith]

Okay, good.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, bring it up next time.

[Adam Scott]

I will.

[Scott Aukerman]

He talks.

[Monica Smith]

Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

Next time he talks. Promise me.

[Adam Scott]

I will.

[Monica Smith]

Okay. All right.

[Scott Aukerman]

All right, well, we need to get to our next guest. They're a medium and their name is Martha. Hey, Martha.

[Martha the Medium]

Oh my gosh. Hello. It's so good to be here.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Hi.

[Scott Aukerman]

It's good to see you. It's good to have you.

[Martha the Medium]

Oh my. It's good to be had. I been out of my house. I've been out. This the first time in a while, so I'm excited.

[Scott Aukerman]

First time you've been out. Why is this the first time you.

[Martha the Medium]

Oh, just. Cuz co. Oh, first time in a while.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, you had Covid or.

[Martha the Medium]

No, I tried to stay in my house. Because that's what you were supposed to.

[Scott Aukerman]

Do during COVID Well, I mean, like recently though, like In September of 2022.

[Martha the Medium]

I didn't get a lot of invites.

[Scott Aukerman]

So this is talking to the mic, please.

[Martha the Medium]

I didn't get a lot of invites, so the. Oh my God.

[Scott Aukerman]

God.

[Martha the Medium]

Oh my God.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, it's better. Well, I'm glad that you're finally out of your house. I mean, I'm not saying that everything's over, but it's just like people have gone out of their houses earlier than September 2022. Anyway, Martha, it's great to have you on the Show. This is Olaf's middle part.

[Monica Smith]

Hello.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Become the Joe Rogan show.

[Monica Smith]

All right.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

It doesn't exist. Co doesn't exist. I'm not saying get the vaccinated to move on.

[Scott Aukerman]

Did you get vaccinated?

[Olaf's Middle Part]

You're the one with the arms diseases. I only can melt.

[Monica Smith]

Oh, wow.

[Scott Aukerman]

Is there a Covid of melting?

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Yeah, hot coal get thrown on you.

[Monica Smith]

Hot coal.

[Adam Scott]

The COVID of melting.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, Martha, it's great to have you. Now you're a medium. What is. What. What exactly is the difference between a psychic and a medium? I was wondering this.

[Martha the Medium]

No, I do have some psychic abilities as well, but medium, I'm more. I'm more talking to dead.

[Monica Smith]

Oh, okay. Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

We had a medium on one of our live shows recently.

[Martha the Medium]

Oh, no.

[Monica Smith]

Oh, really?

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, no.

[Martha the Medium]

We might know each other.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, there's a lot of mediums out there.

[Martha the Medium]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Do you go to the conventions and everything?

[Martha the Medium]

Oh, gosh, yes.

[Monica Smith]

Great.

[Martha the Medium]

I'll tell you what, do you all.

[Scott Aukerman]

Just kind of know when they're happening?

[Martha the Medium]

Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, no, that's psychic.

[Martha the Medium]

But that's what I'm saying. I have a little bit of a psychic abilities, so yeah, I know when they are. And then I tell my medium friends and then I tell all the ghosts, so they show up.

[Scott Aukerman]

Wait, so these are ghosts? They're not just dead people? Do you know what I mean?

[Martha the Medium]

I know exactly what you mean. And it's ghosts and dead people.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, so you can talk to either?

[Martha the Medium]

Oh, absolutely.

[Monica Smith]

Okay.

[Martha the Medium]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

So some, some dead people, they don't become ghosts, but you can still talk to them.

[Martha the Medium]

Absolutely.

[Adam Scott]

Great.

[Martha the Medium]

And I ain't talk about zombies.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, can you talk to zombies?

[Martha the Medium]

God, I wish. I have a couple times, but that's about it.

[Monica Smith]

Okay, interesting.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, so now what's your process here? Are you gonna show us how you talk to them?

[Martha the Medium]

Just get like flashes of stuff and then if that speaks to anybody. Like right now I'm seeing. I'm getting a vision of a lot of yarn.

[Monica Smith]

Yarn.

[Martha the Medium]

Some yarn.

[Scott Aukerman]

Any connection?

[Martha the Medium]

Okay, yeah, I see a. A ball of yarn.

[Monica Smith]

Oh, a ball.

[Martha the Medium]

Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

I was thinking it was just like.

[Adam Scott]

I yawned.

[Martha the Medium]

Spoozing, spoo, spoon, spooing. You know, just when it gets unspoo. Yeah. Oh my God.

[Adam Scott]

Martha.

[Monica Smith]

What's up?

[Martha the Medium]

Oh my God.

[Monica Smith]

What? What?

[Martha the Medium]

It's my cat, Jeanette.

[Monica Smith]

Oh.

[Martha the Medium]

Oh my God, it's my cat. Oh, I see my cat, Jeanette. She's not dead, she's just at home. Oh, she must be calling me. Oh my God. Calling you telepathically?

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, Telepathic. Oh, I was gonna say.

[Martha the Medium]

Oh, my God. Jeanette, I'm out. Okay. I'll be home. The first time. Leaving home. Of course. My cat's calling me. Get off the line. I'm at cbb. Jeanette, hang up.

[Scott Aukerman]

Not Celebrity Big Brother.

[Martha the Medium]

Not Celebrity Big Brother. She got excited. Yeah, not Celebrity Big Brother. I promise we'll watch when I get home. Hang up. Oh, my God. This is embarrassing.

[Scott Aukerman]

Sorry. Yeah, I was gonna say none of us. I mean, Harvey, you don't have any connection to yarn, right?

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

No, no. No connection to yarn. But Jeanette sounds like net. You know what I mean?

[Adam Scott]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

And sometimes those are made out of yarn.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Made out of yarn. Sometimes you catch water animals in them. Like a manatee. Right, but men don't drink tea.

[Adam Scott]

No, they're in Britain.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Which makes me think your cat's got a past you don't know about.

[Martha the Medium]

Oh, I know about my cat's past.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, you do?

[Martha the Medium]

Oh, yeah. She's on her ninth life.

[Monica Smith]

I know about him.

[Martha the Medium]

I've had them. I've had her every. Every time she's been on Earth, she's been my cat.

[Scott Aukerman]

Really? Oh, okay. So your. Your cat has died nine times in your position. Eight times in your possession.

[Martha the Medium]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, so this last one is it.

[Martha the Medium]

This last one's it.

[Scott Aukerman]

And then what happens?

[Martha the Medium]

And then we both go to who knows where.

[Scott Aukerman]

We're both.

[Martha the Medium]

Oh, yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

When your cat dies, you're gonna.

[Martha the Medium]

Absolutely.

[Monica Smith]

Okay.

[Martha the Medium]

Absolutely.

[Scott Aukerman]

Interesting.

[Martha the Medium]

You're telling me when you. When your pets don't die or not go with them.

[Scott Aukerman]

Stop talking about my pets dying.

[Martha the Medium]

Well, you brought it up.

[Scott Aukerman]

You brought it up.

[Martha the Medium]

You brought it up.

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't know who brought it up.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Okay, look, Pets die. You can meet them in the afterlife on the Rainbow Bridge.

[Monica Smith]

Are they.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's the thing everyone talks about. Doggy heaven.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

It's like a Rainbow Bridge.

[Martha the Medium]

Most cats go to heaven. All dogs go to heaven. Most cats go to hell.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, does this stop workshopping titles for your humor book?

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

You're very young. You're very young to have eight deaths of one cat.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Martha the Medium]

How old do you think I am?

[Scott Aukerman]

32.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

32.

[Martha the Medium]

73.

[Monica Smith]

Whoa.

[Scott Aukerman]

You are a sexy 73.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Wrinkles at all.

[Scott Aukerman]

Do you not like wrinkles? I would imagine Snow doesn't get wrinkles.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Yeah, snow gets lost in wrinkles. I don't like it. Wrinkles.

[Martha the Medium]

Dang.

[Scott Aukerman]

Because it gets trapped in wrinkles.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Disappears.

[Scott Aukerman]

Interesting. All right, are you getting any more flashes here Of.

[Monica Smith]

Of anything?

[Martha the Medium]

Okay, give me a minute. Also.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, you need it.

[Martha the Medium]

Thanks for all those Compliments.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Martha the Medium]

I need a moment. Geez Louise. Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

I just. If you're coming out, be, like, prepared.

[Martha the Medium]

No, I. I just stepped out.

[Scott Aukerman]

I knew you were gonna do this.

[Monica Smith]

Right.

[Martha the Medium]

I knew I was gonna do. The ghosts always don't come at the same time.

[Monica Smith]

Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

You want to just let us know whenever a ghost comes, and we'll just talk about your wrinkles.

[Martha the Medium]

I'm getting so. Or lack thereof.

[Monica Smith]

Okay.

[Martha the Medium]

Said I was 73, and all of a sudden I'm hot to trot. Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

Giving you plenty of space here.

[Martha the Medium]

Okay, thank you. Okay. A lot of space. I am in a room where I see a lot of space. Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

John Badham's Saturday Night Fever could be that giant room.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Shoes.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, my God.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

This is the room.

[Martha the Medium]

Oh, my gosh. Okay, I'm seeing a lot coming from the ceiling.

[Scott Aukerman]

This is John Badham, Saturday.

[Monica Smith]

Oh, my gosh.

[Martha the Medium]

And there's a beam shining on the ground.

[Scott Aukerman]

Shining on the ground.

[Martha the Medium]

Okay, I found that beam. Okay. Something is lit up. Lit up. Jeanette. It's Jeanette again. God damn it. Jeanette. Jeanette. What?

[Adam Scott]

Your cat?

[Martha the Medium]

Yeah, my cat. Jeanette. Jeanette, do you have a.

[Scott Aukerman]

Wait, you have a Saturday Night Fever room in your house?

[Martha the Medium]

Is. I don't know about the Saturday Night Fever.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, it's a room where you keep disco ball and a pair of shoes.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Martha the Medium]

She loves.

[Scott Aukerman]

With one extra shoe.

[Martha the Medium]

It was three shoes. It was. We lost. It's her shoes. We lost one of her shoes one time. She used to be a tap dancing cat. Not a big deal. But we also have. Yeah. Is that what the Saturday Night Live room room is like?

[Scott Aukerman]

It's not a Saturday Night Live necessarily.

[Adam Scott]

Saturday Night Fever room is very similar.

[Martha the Medium]

Yeah, that's right.

[Scott Aukerman]

By the way, you have a tap dancing cat. Like, that's ostensibly more interesting than Different Life. The medium stuff.

[Martha the Medium]

Different life. Is it?

[Scott Aukerman]

I mean, the medium stuff so far has been. You haven't.

[Martha the Medium]

Because Jeanette won't get off the. I miss her so much.

[Adam Scott]

How long have you been away from her?

[Martha the Medium]

Oh, gosh. Probably took me an hour to get over here.

[Monica Smith]

Why?

[Scott Aukerman]

Where do you live?

[Martha the Medium]

I drive slow. Burbank.

[Adam Scott]

It should not be taking you an hour to drive.

[Martha the Medium]

I drive slow.

[Monica Smith]

Okay.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Sounds like you're more of a doctor Do Little than a medium.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, like you're talking to your cat. A live cat.

[Martha the Medium]

Oh, God, I wish I was a doctor Do Little.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, my God. That's the dream.

[Martha the Medium]

That is the dream. Wouldn't that be.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

We all want to be a doctor Do Little?

[Martha the Medium]

Absolutely.

[Adam Scott]

Do you have any Other pets. Other than Jeanette.

[Martha the Medium]

God, I wish. Jeanette won't let me get any.

[Scott Aukerman]

She's jealous.

[Martha the Medium]

Very jealous.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Martha the Medium]

Yeah.

[Monica Smith]

Okay.

[Martha the Medium]

God, I'm sorry. The ghosts aren't coming.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, well, I guess we can just kill time until then.

[Martha the Medium]

Yeah. Is there?

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Well, maybe if you kill time, you could speak to it. Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

You know what I mean?

[Olaf's Middle Part]

I thought I had that joke.

[Scott Aukerman]

So, 73. You. You were born in 1950 or 1949?

[Martha the Medium]

Yep.

[Monica Smith]

Wow.

[Scott Aukerman]

So born in the 40s. Nothing yet?

[Martha the Medium]

Nothing yet. God, I wish. God, I wish. Jeanette won't shut up.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, Jen's still on the line. Can we talk to Jeanette?

[Martha the Medium]

I'll try.

[Monica Smith]

Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

Hey, Jeanette. Jeanette. Hey, Jeanette. Jeanette.

[Martha the Medium]

Nope.

[Monica Smith]

Nothing.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, let's talk about the tap dancing cat then.

[Monica Smith]

Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

If there. If this is not coming.

[Martha the Medium]

Oh, here she is.

[Monica Smith]

Oh, okay.

[Martha the Medium]

Oh, God. I'm gonna have to translate.

[Scott Aukerman]

Translate in English?

[Martha the Medium]

Yeah, please, Absolutely.

[Monica Smith]

Okay.

[Martha the Medium]

I've told her it's not so. She's. She's still talking about Comedy Big Brother.

[Scott Aukerman]

Comedy Big Brother. They're getting closer to mine.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

That's the future Big Brother. We'll all be trapped here.

[Martha the Medium]

She has a pitch. I told her. I told her not to, but she has a pitch. Comedy Big Brother, where it's just a bunch of comedians in a house.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Andy Dick.

[Martha the Medium]

But it's.

[Scott Aukerman]

Everybody already did it.

[Martha the Medium]

It's everybody's big brother.

[Scott Aukerman]

He quit three days in. We don't want Katan on the show.

[Martha the Medium]

Oh, man, I wish.

[Scott Aukerman]

Quit again.

[Adam Scott]

Did that really happen?

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Martha the Medium]

Oh, dang. That sounds crazy.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

That's really happened.

[Martha the Medium]

Don't say it very much. Really happened.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Well. Well.

[Martha the Medium]

Oh, well.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh. What?

[Martha the Medium]

Oh, no, it's just a delivery. I thought it was a spirit, but it was just a UPS man.

[Scott Aukerman]

You're getting a delivery?

[Martha the Medium]

Yeah.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

You and Adam, man, he's checking his watch. You're talking to Jeanette.

[Martha the Medium]

Yeah, well, come on.

[Scott Aukerman]

We're in the middle of a show here.

[Martha the Medium]

My God, did anybody die? Maybe I'll start there and see if.

[Scott Aukerman]

Did anybody. Olivia Newton John. I just learned about this.

[Martha the Medium]

Oh, no, I don't.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

I don't think she met the physical. That was a good one, right?

[Scott Aukerman]

That was really good.

[Monica Smith]

Very good.

[Martha the Medium]

You mind if I use that for my book?

[Scott Aukerman]

Better than his book. It's just severance with a picture of.

[Adam Scott]

Severance with a picture of an atom.

[Martha the Medium]

Oh, that's nice.

[Monica Smith]

Thank you.

[Martha the Medium]

That sounds good.

[Scott Aukerman]

You're writing a book. Even this is more interesting.

[Martha the Medium]

Oh, no.

[Scott Aukerman]

And you're. Then you talking to your cat?

[Martha the Medium]

Yeah. No, I got a book. I got a book about all the dead people I talk to. It's not.

[Scott Aukerman]

Who have you talked to?

[Martha the Medium]

Oh, my gosh.

[Scott Aukerman]

And why are you writing it if it's not interesting?

[Martha the Medium]

Just because I got a, you know. Yeah.

[Monica Smith]

Oh, yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Six figure advance that'll make you write anything.

[Martha the Medium]

That'll do it.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay. So who have you talked to in the past?

[Martha the Medium]

Oh, gosh, Betty White.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, that must be recent because.

[Martha the Medium]

I.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Guess she knows she's dead.

[Martha the Medium]

She. Oh, yeah, she knows.

[Scott Aukerman]

Did she know? Did she suffer?

[Martha the Medium]

No, she did.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, we don't want to. No, we don't want Betty White to suffer.

[Martha the Medium]

Yeah, no. Can't talk about your dog's done. But asking if Betty White suffered and if she knows about it, you know, Name important people that died.

[Adam Scott]

Jack.

[Scott Aukerman]

Pete.

[Martha the Medium]

Yes. All of them? Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

Jack Klugman? Yeah.

[Adam Scott]

You talked to Jack Klugman?

[Martha the Medium]

Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

What's going on with Jack Klugman? Oh, does he have unfinished business here on this earth?

[Martha the Medium]

Oh, my gosh, absolutely. You sounded excited about that one.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Well, just. There's always unfinished business on earth, you know what I'm saying? Because you're unearthing something. You're always digging in the soil.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's a good point.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Keep going deeper. You just get deeper.

[Martha the Medium]

I don't know if I believe in all that.

[Scott Aukerman]

You really thought that you guys were gonna connect?

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Sometimes there's snow on top of the earth and you can't get into the earth.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Did Jack Klegman talk about the. The punk rock Quincy episode at all?

[Martha the Medium]

Non stop non.

[Adam Scott]

That's his unfinished business.

[Scott Aukerman]

Sounds like.

[Martha the Medium]

Absolutely. That's part of it. You know who I also talked to? My neighbor, Nancy.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, did she die? She's dead?

[Martha the Medium]

Yes, she died.

[Monica Smith]

Oh, what? Of what?

[Martha the Medium]

Old age.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Nancy, how old? 42.

[Scott Aukerman]

You can't dive old age at 42.

[Martha the Medium]

Really?

[Monica Smith]

No.

[Martha the Medium]

Oh, she was a pug.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, okay.

[Adam Scott]

Dog.

[Scott Aukerman]

So you only talk to animals?

[Martha the Medium]

No.

[Scott Aukerman]

And Jack Klugman.

[Martha the Medium]

A lot of people. A lot of famous people. But I don't find them as interesting.

[Scott Aukerman]

As the pet dog.

[Martha the Medium]

Yeah. Jimi Hendrix. He won't stop coming back. Talk about a guy who can back up war front ways into a blowjob. You'd be talking to that guy, Jimi Hendrix. Yeah.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

He wasn't even very talkative when he was alive.

[Scott Aukerman]

Is he still. Is he on the Heavenly Band or did.

[Martha the Medium]

He's retired.

[Scott Aukerman]

He retired from the Heavenly Band?

[Martha the Medium]

Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

He's the one they always talk about.

[Martha the Medium]

Yeah.

[Adam Scott]

Being the like lead guitarist. Heavenly Band?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yes. John Bonham.

[Adam Scott]

John Bonham Jimi Hendrix.

[Scott Aukerman]

Who else?

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Adolf Hitler.

[Adam Scott]

Adolf Hitler.

[Martha the Medium]

I do not talk to him.

[Scott Aukerman]

You don't? Okay. You just want to make that clear.

[Martha the Medium]

Yeah. I do not talk to him.

[Scott Aukerman]

Does he try?

[Martha the Medium]

Absolutely.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Martha the Medium]

Yeah. That guy's trying everybody.

[Monica Smith]

Wow.

[Martha the Medium]

Nobody wants to talk to you.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

What about that cat that looks like Hitler? With the mustache?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, with the Hitler mustache.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Hitler mustache, yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

To be more specific, is that.

[Martha the Medium]

Oh, no, the chaplain mustache. Little cat that died. I talked to him. Not that. Not that other dog. Oh, cat.

[Scott Aukerman]

You talk to the cat with the chaplain mustache?

[Martha the Medium]

Yes.

[Monica Smith]

Why?

[Martha the Medium]

Because it wants to talk.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, well, tell us something interesting about it. Don't just list people that you've talked to. Tell us about their conversation. Oh, my God, Martha.

[Martha the Medium]

All they're talking about is what they would have done if they were still alive. All the things they want.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yes, that's what we want to hear about.

[Martha the Medium]

That's not fun. That's not fun.

[Adam Scott]

What are you going to have in your book if it's not, like, the stuff that they talk about, little.

[Martha the Medium]

Little jokes and, like, little stuff that me do.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Let's get metaphysical.

[Martha the Medium]

Let's get metaphysical, if I might have that one.

[Scott Aukerman]

So see, he told you what is now going to be the title of your book. And that's a joke. That's the only one you're using. You haven't thought about any other jokes. And that's the first thing you mentioned when you say what your book is about.

[Martha the Medium]

Well, you first said you. Because you got it on my notes when I said, all dogs go to heaven, all cats go to hell. And you said, quit trying to work your.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, so this is just.

[Martha the Medium]

I didn't even think that was until I started writing that. I was like, oh, maybe that does go in the book. So this is just. Whoa, what's that?

[Scott Aukerman]

Just stretching my arm out. Jesus Christ, the Holy Ghost. You're so jumpy.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

You know, if you have to stretch your arm, it's a sign. You know, you have to arm yourself. I mean, something is blocking you.

[Scott Aukerman]

I think we should be arming ourselves.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

I didn't say with artillery.

[Monica Smith]

Oh, what?

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Instead of artillery? Maybe Hillary has the answer. Pizza. Maybe you're just hungry.

[Scott Aukerman]

Pizza.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Pizza gate.

[Adam Scott]

Oh, it's a bit of a jump.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

But that's what they ate. You know, a lot in emails.

[Adam Scott]

I think Harvey's a pizza gate. I think conspiracy carvey is like a ultra.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Her emails had pizza in them a lot. You know what I'm saying?

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, they mentioned pizza those emails. Is that what everyone's upset about?

[Monica Smith]

It Is.

[Adam Scott]

I don't. I don't think so. But it, I don't think it matters. I think just kind of link everything to pizza.

[Scott Aukerman]

Two Bill.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Three pizza.

[Adam Scott]

Get the pizza.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Maybe she like pizza. Maybe she just likes pepperoni. Maybe there's something deeper, you know?

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Adam Scott]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Hey, anything coming up, Martha.

[Martha the Medium]

God, I think you were going to.

[Scott Aukerman]

Do on this show.

[Martha the Medium]

I'm telling you, Scott, it's my first time out in a while and Jeanette won't hang.

[Scott Aukerman]

You should have left phone. You should have left months ago.

[Martha the Medium]

Left months ago?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yes.

[Martha the Medium]

Where am I going?

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't care. But you should have left six months ago and made several trips so this, this didn't happen on your huge talk show appearance.

[Martha the Medium]

Oh, God. I know, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Well, maybe when my book comes out with all my jokes and just stories about my day, me and Jeanette's day. Are you saying I should write a book about all the dead people I do talk to?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yes. That's more interesting. You should at least gotta be kill us some details about them because otherwise disappearance.

[Martha the Medium]

So this is. So this is. This happened. I want. I had a premonition in 2000, 2000, okay. That I was like, you know what? Because I also have psychic abilities. Trump's going to become president. Guess what? People laughing at me. People were laughing at me. I said, oh, you know what? Those Twin Towers, they're not going to be here, not for too long. Guess what? People laughed.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

You should have believed people told you Lisa things.

[Martha the Medium]

No, because I just have, I have a gift.

[Adam Scott]

Did you write this stuff down in 2000 or record it?

[Martha the Medium]

I would tell my friends at parties and stuff, but they, but they would just laugh at me.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's a.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Down there at a party.

[Scott Aukerman]

I would, I would.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

The Twin Towers are gonna be here.

[Martha the Medium]

I said, they were gonna be here.

[Scott Aukerman]

I wouldn't do it at a party. I would do it like in a more serious conversation. I would alert the authorities.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Maybe walking to the cars after the party.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, no, it's still at the end of a good night that I would like.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Maybe when you're getting your coat.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, I would maybe take someone to coffee for that information after the party.

[Martha the Medium]

Okay. So I have a premonition that Trump's going to be president. I said, hey, will you go to coffee with me? I sit you down and I say, you know what? Trump's going to be president one day.

[Scott Aukerman]

This sounds good to me. And it's better than, well, let's role play the party.

[Martha the Medium]

Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay. So Adam and I are at a party.

[Adam Scott]

So anyway, the stocks are doing quite well.

[Martha the Medium]

Everybody shut up. Trump's gonna become president and things are gonna go haywire.

[Monica Smith]

Who is this?

[Adam Scott]

Do you need Ivanka Trump?

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Hey, close the door.

[Martha the Medium]

Not Ivanka. Not Ivanka. Sorry.

[Scott Aukerman]

Hey, our snowman is melting.

[Martha the Medium]

Sorry, Sorry. And guess what? You're gonna be on Darth Vader's face one day.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

That's absurd.

[Martha the Medium]

Okay, see, now, how's this going?

[Scott Aukerman]

Bad, right? We were having a good. Yeah, we were having a good. That's what I'm saying. It's going bad. You should.

[Martha the Medium]

Well, that's what I'm saying. That's why I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.

[Scott Aukerman]

No, I'm saying it.

[Martha the Medium]

That's why these things are going bad. That's why I don't find them interesting.

[Adam Scott]

And you don't want to put them in your book because of that.

[Martha the Medium]

Well, now they've already happened.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

What's your prediction for the future? You know what I mean? Like, I could get the word out.

[Scott Aukerman]

We know what you mean.

[Adam Scott]

The future.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

You know what I mean?

[Scott Aukerman]

Like stuff that hasn't happened yet.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Yeah, you know what I mean?

[Martha the Medium]

I don't follow.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

We know.

[Martha the Medium]

I don't follow. Giving.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

You mean the rapper.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Could be contemporary of snow, but I.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Could help you get it out there. You know what I mean? I got a following.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

What's coming up?

[Adam Scott]

You guys could team up.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Martha the Medium]

Because I don't know if I believe in all that.

[Monica Smith]

You.

[Scott Aukerman]

I mean, you believe in. In. I mean, you've experienced.

[Martha the Medium]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

So much weird.

[Martha the Medium]

Absolutely. Knowing Trump's gonna be president is my everyday. That you're weird as my Wednesday.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's a. That's an even better title of your book.

[Martha the Medium]

Oh, man, I have so many books.

[Scott Aukerman]

You're weird. Is my Wednesday okay? This is not bad. Although people might think it's an Adams family.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Adam's family, which I thought.

[Scott Aukerman]

Adam.

[Adam Scott]

Holy.

[Scott Aukerman]

Your book. Holy.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Oh, it all came together.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Adam Scott]

This is all connected in a big way.

[Monica Smith]

Oh, this whole time, huh?

[Martha the Medium]

Well, I'll tell you a prediction I got.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah, what do you got?

[Martha the Medium]

Someone's getting a trophy soon.

[Scott Aukerman]

Participation.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Oh, my goodness.

[Adam Scott]

Like kids for showing up.

[Scott Aukerman]

They should give everyone a party participation trophy, shouldn't they? Yeah, like, like, yeah. I realize you can't get the big one. The big heavy.

[Adam Scott]

There's one underneath every seat.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, exactly.

[Adam Scott]

Should be an Emmy. Under every seat.

[Scott Aukerman]

A little. A tinier one. And every extremely small. Extremely small.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

That'll help you when you have to put it in your butt.

[Adam Scott]

Yeah, yeah, exactly. So much.

[Scott Aukerman]

So much easier.

[Martha the Medium]

Are we where I see. Okay, I was getting a vision. I wasn't sure what it was, but I saw a trophy up somebody's butt. Was it an Oscar That. Oh, let me see, let me see.

[Scott Aukerman]

Or was it an Emmy?

[Martha the Medium]

Oh, God.

[Scott Aukerman]

Emmy has the big, like, I mean, far more.

[Adam Scott]

So terrible.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's why we said the Oscar.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

It's nice.

[Adam Scott]

Thank you. Thank you for that.

[Martha the Medium]

Here's the thing. I see an Emmy, I guess.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, so you're just doing it for.

[Martha the Medium]

Fun and an MTV award?

[Adam Scott]

A moon man.

[Martha the Medium]

No, the popcorn.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Popcorn.

[Monica Smith]

Oh, the.

[Adam Scott]

Oh, the popcorn. These are just what I.

[Martha the Medium]

This is just what I see. These are just visions. They come to me.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

It's either gonna be you or ridiculousness.

[Monica Smith]

Wow. Wow.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, look, Martha.

[Martha the Medium]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

You're not Superman or Batman's mother, are you?

[Martha the Medium]

God, I wish.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, all right. I just wanted to know. Look, we're running out of time, okay? I'm so sorry. You did. You don't have any more people. We.

[Martha the Medium]

Don't be sorry. They come to me when they come to Jeanette. Jeanette's on the line.

[Monica Smith]

All right, all right.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, we only have one final feature on the show that is, of course, a little something called Plugs with the plug. Hey, that was Post Plugs theme by Lostin Found. Thank you, Lostin, for that wonderful plug seam. And what are we plugging? Adam, obviously you want everyone to watch the Emmys.

[Adam Scott]

Yeah, please watch the Emmys.

[Scott Aukerman]

Do you want these to be as highly talked about as when Slap Happy Smith was at the Oscars? You know who I'm talking about?

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Adam Scott]

I feel like this year at the Emmys, there's gonna be way more slapping.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Adam Scott]

Going on. It's gonna be a big slap fest.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah, that'd be awesome.

[Scott Aukerman]

Do you think there will be someone slapping one joke about it?

[Adam Scott]

I think there might be one at least.

[Scott Aukerman]

Olaf's middle part. What do you want to plug here?

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Well, not frozen or frozen too, that's for sure.

[Monica Smith]

Really?

[Scott Aukerman]

You don't see money out of that?

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Or that.

[Adam Scott]

Oh, Jesus.

[Scott Aukerman]

It's about the art or you do.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

See about the art. I do get a lot of residuals. That's all I get, really. But.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, why should you get any more than residuals?

[Olaf's Middle Part]

What?

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, you said that, like, I get a lot of residuals. That's all I get. What else do you want?

[Olaf's Middle Part]

That's how I'm making money these days, Scott.

[Adam Scott]

Yeah, well, it's probably a good living, I would imagine.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Why Are you on my back here at the of the day end into the show?

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, I thought you meant that's all you get from Frozen. Like you expected more from frozen.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

No, that's all I get.

[Monica Smith]

Okay.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

I'm looking for work, you know, whatever.

[Monica Smith]

Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

Nothing to plug.

[Monica Smith]

No.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

I feel like we ended on a down note with me. I don't know what happened.

[Monica Smith]

Sorry, sorry, sorry. I. I apologize.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

That's all right. Move on to Harvey. That's all I'm plugging.

[Monica Smith]

All right, great.

[Scott Aukerman]

Harvey, what do you want to plug?

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Hey, I mean, follow me on Tik Tok. You know what I'm saying?

[Scott Aukerman]

Definitely.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Then click those links and then what?

[Scott Aukerman]

What do you mean?

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Well, if you click on my name, you know, I have like an Amazon shop and stuff I say to buy and it's mostly journals where I just say connect words together and make stuff happen.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah, cool. Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, we definitely journal normal.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Yeah, Journal normal. Nothing's normal anymore. Do you know what I'm saying?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. What was normal from normal?

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Schnurr? That's Thundercats. Sounds like something that they would say.

[Scott Aukerman]

I feel like Nirmal is a dog from some cartoon.

[Monica Smith]

Right?

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Yeah, she said Thundercats.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Yeah, I did say. I said Schnar from Thundercats.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, that's a different. That's not normal.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

It's not.

[Adam Scott]

Well, I'll look up different character.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, I'm going to look up Normal.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

I would also promote a Smith that's not Will related.

[Scott Aukerman]

Garfield.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Lasagna.

[Monica Smith]

Here we go.

[Scott Aukerman]

Normal.

[Monica Smith]

Here we go.

[Scott Aukerman]

Normal's gender. Some fans have mistaken Nermal for a female kitten because of his eyelashes, his seemingly feminine personality and feminine sound tone of his voice on Garfield and Friends. But Normal is a black and white cat that looks exactly like Garfield with giant eyelashes.

[Adam Scott]

I don't remember Garfield normal at all.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

You can see them at Laura.

[Adam Scott]

The only friend I knew of was Odie.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, Odie's not a friend.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

And John.

[Adam Scott]

Well, Odie's a nemesis of sorts. But Odie had nothing against Garfield. It was just Garfield.

[Monica Smith]

Odie.

[Scott Aukerman]

Odie is sort of an unflappable optimist.

[Adam Scott]

Yeah, dumb.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Sort of like the characters you play.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Adam Scott]

Dumb idiots.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Now what were you gonna plug the dumb idiot? Monica Smith. No relation to Will. You know, look her up on all the socials. Ms. Monica Smith.

[Monica Smith]

Oh, okay. Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

No relation to Slap Happy Smith.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

No relation to Slap Happy Smith. But I bet she probably would slap someone.

[Scott Aukerman]

Really, you know?

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

You know what I mean? Let's find out. I think it's really.

[Monica Smith]

Sure yeah, definitely. Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

And Martha.

[Martha the Medium]

Oh, God.

[Scott Aukerman]

What's up? No, why are you even here? If, like, even just like referring to.

[Martha the Medium]

You know, I thought I could talk to spirits, but I couldn't. Not today. Next time I'll bring in Jeanette. I got nothing to plug. I got a few books coming out. Haven't written them, but we have the titles of some of them.

[Adam Scott]

So you got a nice big advance for your four book deal?

[Martha the Medium]

Yes, I got a big old advance.

[Monica Smith]

All right.

[Scott Aukerman]

How was it? Is the advance cover all four of them or are they different prices for each one?

[Martha the Medium]

Six figures for each one.

[Scott Aukerman]

Six figures for each book. So does that add up to be still six figures? Because even if it was like a hundred thousand per book, it would still be six figures.

[Martha the Medium]

Yeah. No, it's still.

[Scott Aukerman]

Or is it 24 figures?

[Martha the Medium]

No. God, I wish.

[Scott Aukerman]

999.

[Monica Smith]

Wish.

[Martha the Medium]

It's still six figures.

[Scott Aukerman]

Still six figures.

[Martha the Medium]

Yeah.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Martha the Medium]

So that's what I have to plug. But I haven't written them. I just know some of the titles, if you have any of the titles.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, if you give me five of those figures, I'll just write the books for you.

[Martha the Medium]

About what?

[Monica Smith]

Anything.

[Scott Aukerman]

Give me $99,000. I'll write a book for you right now.

[Martha the Medium]

Sold.

[Monica Smith]

Okay. Wow.

[Scott Aukerman]

I'll have it for you next week.

[Martha the Medium]

Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

It'll be all about dumb celebrities you've talked to.

[Monica Smith]

No.

[Scott Aukerman]

And how much Betty White suffered. No. No. All right, I want to plug. First of all, thank you to everyone who came out to see us on the Comedy Bang Bang tour. We had a great time. And, Adam, you were there in Boston. That was fun.

[Adam Scott]

Super fun.

[Scott Aukerman]

If you want to hear all of those episodes, you can go to cbb world.com. all 23 of those shows are up, and.

[Adam Scott]

23? You did 23 days.

[Scott Aukerman]

23 days, and they're all up. And, you know, even if you just subscribe for one month, you can blow through all 23 and then kick us to the curb. I don't care. It would hurt my feelings really bad.

[Adam Scott]

Blow your wad on all 23 apps.

[Monica Smith]

Yep.

[Scott Aukerman]

Blow your wad on 23 and me.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Back up into that.

[Scott Aukerman]

All right, let's close up the old plug bag.

[Monica Smith]

No.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, no.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Oh, no.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, no. Yes, exactly.

[Monica Smith]

Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. I'm talking.

[Scott Aukerman]

Open up the blood bag.

[Monica Smith]

Open up the blood bag.

[Scott Aukerman]

Open up the blood.

[Monica Smith]

Oh, no. Beautiful.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, okay. That was hey nah. By Mclechner Mcleckner. Thank you to McCleckner. And, guys, thank you so much. Adam. Good luck to You. You know, in your quest for affirmation.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Thank you. Thanks.

[Adam Scott]

Do you think I'll get affirmations?

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, do you think you were the best actor when you. Really.

[Adam Scott]

Not a contest, Scott. It's frankly absurd.

[Scott Aukerman]

Could you. But. But if, say, you and Bob Odenkirk and the other four or three.

[Adam Scott]

Yes. It's six total. I figured it out.

[Monica Smith]

Oh, good.

[Adam Scott]

Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

Say all six of you had to do Romeo's monologue from Romeo and Juliet.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

You know, banish it. Banish it.

[Adam Scott]

Say, who would do a show I've taken part in and coincidentally, I played the role of Romy.

[Scott Aukerman]

You played the star crossed lover himself. Sure did.

[Adam Scott]

I sure did. In 2000. Summer of 2001.

[Scott Aukerman]

Really?

[Monica Smith]

Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

How'd you do?

[Adam Scott]

It was really bad. I did a bad job.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, I thought you would.

[Monica Smith]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

So you would lose.

[Monica Smith]

Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

I think Bob would do it 100% better.

[Adam Scott]

Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

Q mention Bob doing Romeo.

[Adam Scott]

Yes, I can. And it would be better than me.

[Scott Aukerman]

Olaf's middle part.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

Thank you so much for being here. Good luck to you with. Maybe we'll see you at the Emmys next year for the Mandalorian.

[Adam Scott]

Oh, that's a.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

That's amazing. That would be amazing. My tongue is starting. Starting to melt, so.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, sorry.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

That's all right. I don't do interviews this long.

[Scott Aukerman]

Usually call up Elsa. Although if you call her and you can't talk, what happens?

[Olaf's Middle Part]

She knows when I'm gurgling that it's usually shy and need help.

[Adam Scott]

It's gotta get you into a cooler.

[Olaf's Middle Part]

Yeah, exactly.

[Scott Aukerman]

Harvey the truth seeker. Yeah. Continued success for you. I mean, so many TikTok.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

I mean, you'll see me in the Emmys, right?

[Monica Smith]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

We'll see it during.

[Adam Scott]

Hold up, my phone.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Yeah, yeah. So you see me there and then like, the future is now, so maybe you'll see me in a moment.

[Scott Aukerman]

The present is now.

[Harvey the Truth Seeker]

Oh, yeah. But now is the future.

[Martha the Medium]

As I said it.

[Scott Aukerman]

It was the future. Yeah, exactly.

[Monica Smith]

Wow.

[Scott Aukerman]

And Martha.

[Martha the Medium]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

This is a real dud.

[Martha the Medium]

Oh, God, Scott. It's my first time out.

[Scott Aukerman]

Next time you're on the show.

[Martha the Medium]

Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

Like, stop off at the drugstore or something beforehand, you know? So it's not your first time out of the house?

[Martha the Medium]

Oh, God.

[Scott Aukerman]

Since. Since this appearance.

[Martha the Medium]

Drugstore.

[Monica Smith]

I don't.

[Scott Aukerman]

What do you mean a pharmacy? A 7 11.

[Adam Scott]

I thought there would be, like, spirits at the drugstore so she could.

[Scott Aukerman]

No. Just do some errands before you come. So. So Jeanette gets a little accustomed to you being gone.

[Martha the Medium]

Okay, I'll do my best. I'm going straight home.

[Monica Smith]

Why?

[Martha the Medium]

Being out. Nuts.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Monica Smith]

All right.

[Scott Aukerman]

All right, we'll see you next time. Thanks.

[Monica Smith]

Bye.

[Scott Aukerman]

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