Comedy Bang Bang: Bonus Bang

“Alimony Tony’s Valimony Showny 2024”

Released: February 19, 2026 (originally from February 14, 2024)
Host: Scott Aukerman
Guests/Characters:

• Paul F. Tompkins as Alimony Tony (Tony Giacuroni)
• Mandell Maughan as Belinda “Brogers” Rogers
• Mitra Jouhari as Josephine “Jojo” Tooth Fontaine
• Mary Sohn as Jin Boo
• Nicole Parker as Eleanor Lindor

Episode Overview

This special “Bonus Bang” episode is a love letter to the iconic CBB character Alimony Tony (Paul F. Tompkins), who famously adores paying alimony to his many ex-wives. As part of the Alimony Tony miniseries, Tony gathers a handpicked group of his ex-wives to reminisce about love, life, divorce settlements, and the oddly nourishing joys of writing alimony checks. Each ex’s over-the-top quirks and entrepreneurial failures add to the bombastic and affectionate roasting style that defines the show. At heart, this is an uproarious, improvisational character jam about relationships, self-improvement, and the thin line between affection and absurdity.

Key Discussion Points & Episode Breakdown

1. Alimony Tony’s Song Parody and Introduction (03:23)

• Opening with a parody song about joyfully paying alimony
• Tony explains: “I always marry for love. …But I do love payability. It gives me a real charge, let me tell you.” (03:54)
• Reveals his mother invented “gaseous paper for NASA,” explaining his independent wealth

2. Catching Up with Brogers (Belinda Rogers, ex-wife #3) (05:47)

• Brogers claims the show's fans want a spinoff with her and Tony (“the Brogers and Alimony Tony Show”)
• Updates on her booming party business and hiring “Dani,” a college junior in communications, as her social media assistant.
• Banter about mentoring Dani, who’s “like having a college student child running around the house” (08:40)
• Discussion of Tony’s infertility: “Nobody wants to work these days, including my sperm.” (10:29)
• Notable moment: Brogers suggests Tony “take Dani to lunch, see what it’s like to be a father” (11:09)

3. Josephine Tooth Fontaine (Jojo, ex-wife #54) Joins (14:02)

• Tony is the only person who calls her “Jojo”: “The first time I said it, it just fell out naturally. Just, ‘here’s Jojo.’” (14:07)
• Recap of marital whirlwind: 72-hour marriage, ended with good-natured chaos: “We laughed all the way to the emergency room.” (15:35)
• Josephine’s career in private animal security (“I accompany [Bullseye Target Dog] to appearances… I’m that for a dog.” 16:57) and family dynasty collabs: Air Bud, Babe, etc.
• Hates all animals except dogs: “If I could press a button and kill the rest of the animals on planet Earth…” (18:30)
• Extended riff on eliminating animals, living in a Mars bunker, and which planet feels “pervert vibes” (Neptune, says Jojo, 18:54)
• Running bit: Deep-dive South Park fandom—Tony was not a fan but Jojo converted him: “We talked about South Park for 72 hours.” (20:41)
• Financial “mentorship” moment: Jojo seeks Brogers’ help after buying a 60-pack of beer for $75 (“I was in a beverage barn…$75…Natty Light…sort of piss in a can.” 23:09)

4. Jin Boo (ex-wife #6) Arrives (28:11)

• Jin tries to surprise Tony by “jumping out of a bush.”
• Talks about her journey through failed direct sales (Herbalife, leggings, Arbonne): “You said that you thought it was a pyramid scheme and crap…You were right.” (30:08)
• Discussion of financial literacy, pyramid schemes, and daughters who “won’t help me with the computer” (32:22)
• Touching and hilarious apologies: Tony apologizes for gaslighting, Jin admits to “pure venom” gossip (34:31)
• Birth of the idea: Panera-catered women’s business/finance class taught by Brogers
• STEM definition riff: “Sexy, Teeny, Evil Men.” (37:01)

5. Eleanor Lindor (ex-wife #28, the “richest wife”) Enters (37:31)

• Heiress to the Lindor Chocolate fortune: “I’m the heiress to the Lindor chocolate family. I do all their commercials. Chocolate take you away.” (38:27)
• Tales of decadent, wild wealth: Renting the Panama Canal, Tower of London bouncy house, a plane “hijacked” as a party (42:14).
• Grappling with “Nepo baby” status and rebelling with a one-woman show (“Chips No Hoy”): “By the end, it’s completely naked of chocolates, which is how I want it to be. And I’m naked too, at the end.” (45:13)
• Family drama: Dad (Gryffindor Lindor) denies her inheritance unless she “embraces the business.” Discusses creating a “chocolate rib” for men, with disastrous results.

6. Group Shenanigans & Intimate Confessions (48:02)

• Wide-ranging, raunchy discussion about relationships, cunnilingus (“Did you hear that chocolate chef is so good at cunnus?” 38:44), and marital truths
• Advice swap about “giving but not receiving,” “unlocking the jaw for yourself,” and appreciation for deep, healthy partnerships (53:11)
• Hilarious euphemism riff on “giving throat” and “women in STEM” (now “Sexy, Teeny, Evil Men”) (37:01, 49:31)
• Brainstorm of “kind of learning”—a fake/real adult education “Cunning/Learning/Lingus” center funded by Eleanor
• Emotional group support and affirmation among all the ex-wives

7. Questions & Lighthearted Competitions (55:37)

• Planet game: “What planet would you most not want to go to?”
  • Jojo: Neptune (“Seems like pervert vibes.” 58:23)
  • Jin: “Wouldn’t want to be caught in the Milky Way.” (58:44)
  • Brogers: Mercury (“It’s the smallest, and I have big dreams.” 59:22)
  • Eleanor: Pluto (“Because it was demoted, it became poor to me.” 62:33)
• Southern Charm/Bravo gossip and old-movie regret (“Doesn’t anyone just curl up with the Manchurian Candidate anymore?” 61:27)

8. If Tony Doubled the Alimony… (69:17)

• Brogers: Would start a school and teach finances, voiceover work, self-worth, “and not feeling shame about deep throating.”
• Jin Boo: Would donate to “Homeless Not Toothless,” a real charity: “It gives homeless folks teeth.” (71:16)
• Jojo: Would fund infinite McDonald’s Diet Coke, buy a plane ticket for Jin to meet chocolatier Barry, and pay for Brogers’ bagels (toast to solidarity)
• Eleanor: Would open “The Lindor Kanner Learning (and Lingus) Center” to teach healthy sexual relationships, with “beautiful statues of every single one of you.” (73:40)
• Tony picks Jin as the winner for supporting a real charity; others agree to donate as well.

9. Parting Wisdom: Advice for the Listeners (78:01)

• Jojo: “Red thong, red dog. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.”

• Jin Boo: “Unlock the jaw for yourself.”
  (Unanimous impressed reactions—“Powerful!” 78:13)

• Brogers: “Know yourself, be that, and then be better.” (78:41)

• Eleanor: “Live Love Lingus.” (79:10)
  Tony: “That used to be the slogan for Aer Lingus for many years.” (79:19)

• Tony closes by thanking everyone and launching into a final song parody about mailing checks for ex-wife support.

Memorable Moments & Notable Quotes

• “Nobody wants to work these days, including my sperm.”
  — Alimony Tony (10:29)
• “If I could press a button and kill the rest of the animals on planet Earth…”
  — Josephine Tooth Fontaine (18:30)
• “Sexy. Teeny. Evil. Men. That’s what STEM is, right?”
  — Jojo & Brogers (37:01)
• “We talked about South Park for 72 hours.”
  — Jojo (20:41)
• “We laughed all the way to the emergency room.”
  — Tony, remembering the 72-hour marriage (15:35)
• “I said, ‘can you imagine what Margaret meant by that?’ and he’d say, ‘what do you mean?’”
  — Jin Boo, explaining Tony’s “golden retriever energy” (33:10)
• “You were giving off real golden retriever energy.”
  — Jin Boo’s daughters about Tony (33:10)
• “Do you blame Adam or Eve for the apple?”
  — Brogers, stirring up the age-old question (50:41)
• “What planet would you most not want to go to?”
  — Running segment (57:57)
• “Know yourself, be that, and then be better.”
  — Brogers (78:41)
• “Live, love, Lingus.”
  — Eleanor (79:10)

Timestamps for Key Segments

• 03:23 — Alimony Tony’s song parody, backstory, Brogers intro
• 14:02 — Josephine Tooth Fontaine’s entrance, 72-hour marriage story
• 28:11 — Jin Boo’s arrival, failed businesses, gaslighting apology
• 37:31 — Eleanor Lindor enters, Lindor Chocolate heiress tales
• 55:37 — “Question Time” and planet game
• 69:17 — Alimony Lottery: What would they do with double the money?
• 78:01 — Final advice round: Life, love, and Lingus

Tone & Style

Wild, affectionate, and packed with rapid-fire comedic improvisation. The ex-wives’ banter blends over-the-top eccentricity with authentic emotional beats, especially around money, self-worth, and post-divorce reinvention. Sexual innuendo abounds, but always with a wink and warmth.

For New Listeners

Even without prior knowledge of Alimony Tony or each performer’s signature style, this episode stands as a hilarious portrait of absurdly amicable exes, loaded with boisterous character work, running gags (STEM!), heartfelt advice, and shameless celebration of self and failure. Come for the song parodies, stay for “Live Love Lingus.”