Bonus Bang: The Andy Samberg Special (Andy Samberg, Adam Pally)

Summary

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Comedy Bang Bang: Bonus Bang: The Andy Samberg Special

Guests: Andy Samberg, Adam Pally (as "Bro," the weed dealer character)
Host: Scott Aukerman
Release: March 5, 2026 (originally recorded 2011)

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Episode Overview

This special "Bonus Bang" episode revisits a classic 2011 Comedy Bang Bang episode featuring Andy Samberg and Adam Pally (in character as Scott's weed dealer "Bro"). The episode is filled with irreverent humor, meta-commentary, and signature recurring bits like "Hollywood Facts," offbeat games, and the "plane break" musical interludes. It's a comedic deep dive into the creative process behind The Lonely Island, their SNL digital shorts, and just a lot of playful riffing between friends, offering a snapshot of Comedy Bang Bang's influence on modern comedy podcasting.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Andy Samberg's Career Milestones (04:43–08:43)

• Scott introduces Andy as a "comedy superstar," highlighting his successes in TV, movies, and music.
• Discussion of The Lonely Island’s rise, the success of their second album Turtleneck & Chain, and SNL digital shorts.
• Andy jokes about album chart positions:

  "We were number three in the country our first week...means we sold 23 copies." (05:27, Andy Samberg)

Notable Moment:

• Honest reflection on handling critical reception:

  "I wish I could review the record myself because I would give it a fucking A plus." (09:04, Andy Samberg)

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2. Making a Comedy Album in the Modern Age (08:43–16:28)

• Samberg discusses balancing audience feedback, sales, and creative fulfillment.
• The challenge of mapping music videos to tracks; some Lonely Island songs ("Punch You in the Jeans," "Dream Girl") never got videos.
  • Fun Fact: Edgar Wright is a huge fan of "Punch You in the Jeans." (10:27)
• Behind the scenes: Working with top producers (DJ Frank E), guest stars (T-Pain, Justin Timberlake, Lady Gaga), and the economics of buying beats.
• The SNL process: making "3-Way (The Golden Rule)" with Gaga & Timberlake in just two days.

  "We wrote the song Thursday...we shot the beginning of that video on Thursday morning with Susan Sarandon and Patty Clarkson. With no song yet." (22:16, Andy Samberg)

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3. Comedy Philosophy & Positive Hip-Hop (17:36–20:54)

• Scott praises Lonely Island's approach: characters are supportive of each other rather than merely transgressive.

  "You are both agreeing that what you're saying is a great idea...so much funnier." (18:29, Scott Aukerman)

• Andy on humor from clueless homophobia:

  "My favorite joke is playing characters that are homophobic and making them look like morons." (20:31, Andy Samberg)

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4. Pop-In Character: "Bro" the Weed Dealer (30:00–36:47)

Character Appearance: Adam Pally as Scott's weed dealer, "Bro" (Cameron).

• Bro interrupts the interview, hawking creatively-named weed strains ("Meryl Streep's bush", "The iPad", "Paintless Paintbrush").
• Weed strain naming lore:

  "I just bring all the different strands to my guy...he's just good at naming stuff." (33:27, Bro [Cameron])

• Banter becomes increasingly absurd ("What's his name?" "Brah" / "Derek"), adding layers to the episode’s chaos.
• Scott and Andy become exasperated at the character's intrusion, subtly meta-commenting on podcasting tropes.

Memorable Moment:

• Samberg calls out the segment’s self-indulgence:

  "I kind of feel like the weed guy has commandeered my interview." (34:48, Andy Samberg)

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5. SNL, Collaborations, and Industry Satire (40:00–46:00)

• The trio jokes about SNL workflow, collaborating with celebrities, and their behind-the-scenes stress.
• Scott and Andy reference Samberg’s upcoming (at the time) film with Adam Sandler, and riff on Hollywood jargon ("lensing in Gotham").

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6. Recurring Bits & Games

Plane Breaks (41:03+; 66:10+; 82:09+)

• Whenever a plane is heard overhead, the show abruptly stops to "take a plane break" with an improvised and increasingly elaborate song.

  "Taking a plane break, taking a plane break, yeah..." (41:41+, recurring)

• Running gag increases in absurdity, poking fun at podcasting audio challenges and CBB's homemade charm.

Hollywood Facts Segment (54:00–60:20)

• Andy creates (and debuts) the iconic “Hollywood Facts” musical theme.

  "Well, it's Hollywood facts and we're going downtown...Hollywood facts, take out your dick, check out the facts. It's the Hollywood facts." (54:35, Andy Samberg)

• Scott reads faux-trivia, often with purposefully absurd or misleading punchlines.
• Banter as "Bro" deliberately steps on punchlines, echoing classic try-hard sidekick energy.

Would You Rather (61:14–75:39)

• Classic CBB game with increasingly ridiculous scenarios:
  • "Would you rather the first 15 seconds of every sentence you speak sound like a didgeridoo or you have bananas for hands?"
  • "Would you rather have hemorrhoids and only eat hot Cheetos, or look identical to Osama bin Laden with hemorrhoids?"

Notable Quotes:

• "I'm already leaning towards don't redo." (63:17, Andy Samberg on didgeridoo scenario)
• "Do bananas go bad faster in the Fridge?"
  "Yeah, they turn brown." (64:55, Andy & Scott)
• Bro: "I like hot Cheeto soup and I don't mind hemorrhoids." (74:31)

Pizza "Prank" Call (50:02–53:08)

• Samberg is challenged to order pizza live on mic, repeatedly stating his name:

  "Hi, this is Andy Samberg, and I'd like to order..." (51:15, Andy Samberg)

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7. Meta Moments & Podcasting In-Jokes

Spin Magazine Photo Gaffe (44:29)

• Scott tells story of Spin magazine misidentifying him as Akiva Schaffer (another Lonely Island member).

  "I open it up and instead of a picture of me, it is Akiva Schaffer." (44:44, Scott Aukerman)

Message Board Pleas (81:07+)

• Andy entreats listeners not to be jerks in the CBB message boards:

  "Don't be a fucking dick in the message boards, you guys. Seriously." (81:07, Andy Samberg)

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Notable Quotes

• "We keep putting [skits] on despite..." (07:45, Andy Samberg on Lonely Island’s controversial album skits)
• "It's the only difference: he's saying his is a real song, and we're saying ours is a comedy song." (15:43, Andy Samberg on musical parodies)
• "We just gotta do whatever it is." (09:34, Andy Samberg on comedic feedback)
• "They were normal sized, Dorothy and the rest of the guy were all giants, actually." (56:52, Scott Aukerman, Hollywood Facts punchline)
• "Bananas could squish as easily as your average banana." (64:25, Scott Aukerman)
• "I would have been really psyched if there was five and a half minutes of that." (61:39, Andy Samberg after the 'Would You Rather' game jingle plays out)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Andy gets introduced: 04:43
• Album & SNL talk: 06:19–19:33
• Behind the Scenes Lonely Island process: 12:20–23:50
• Lady Gaga & SNL '3-Way' story: 21:19–23:59
• "Bro" the weed dealer arrives: 30:00
• Weed strain naming discussion: 33:16
• Plane break (musical bit): 41:03, again at 66:10, finale 82:09
• Hollywood Facts Theme debuts: 54:00
• 'Would You Rather' game begins: 61:14
• Pizza prank call: 50:02–53:08
• Plug section: 77:02

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Memorable Moments

• Creation and debut of the “Hollywood Facts” theme—led to a recurring bit for years.
• The surreal weed dealer segment, exemplifying CBB’s open-door, weird-guest policy.
• Multiple plane breaks—absurdly committed live-song breaks for audio intrusions, turning a podcasting flaw into a running joke.
• Pizza prank call: Samberg gamely plays along, exploring just how much a random Domino's employee cares about Andy's celebrity.

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Tone and Style

The episode is a masterclass in improvised comedy and meta-podcasting. The interplay is loose, self-aware, and joyfully anarchic, gently lampooning both Hollywood culture and podcast conventions. Samberg matches Scott’s dry goofiness and Adam Pally’s absurd deadpan, resulting in a relentless barrage of bits, callbacks, and comic digressions. The episode balances inside references for longtime fans and goofy, accessible sketches, showing why Comedy Bang Bang has become a comedy podcast institution.

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Recommended for: Fans of irreverent comedy, podcast history, SNL, The Lonely Island, and those who want to hear Andy Samberg in his silly, creative element outside TV confines.

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Transcript

[Scott Aukerman]

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[Andy Samberg]

Ryan Reynolds here from Mint Mobile with

[Scott Aukerman]

a message for everyone paying Big Wireless way too much. Please, for the love of everything good in this world, stop with Mint. You can get premium wireless for just $15 a month. Of course, if you enjoy overpaying. No judgments. But that's weird. Okay, one judgment. Anyway, give it a [e-mail] Switch upfront payment of $45 for 3 month plan equivalent to $15 per month required intro rate first 3 months only, then full price plan options available, taxes and fees extra. See full [e-mail] hey everyone, Scott Aukerman here and welcome to another Bonus Bang where we are re releasing great episodes of Comedy Bang Bang from Behind the Paywall. And this week's Bonus Bang is the first in a new series we're going to be doing all month called Just the Facts, Ma'. Am. And this is where we're showcasing episodes featuring the Hollywood Facts theme.

[Andy Samberg]

Yay.

[Scott Aukerman]

We all know it. It's Hollywood Facts. And we're going et cetera, et cetera. You know it just as well as I do. Now this episode is called the Andy Samberg Special. It was released back in the early SIMPLER Times of June 20, 2011 as episode number 109. You all know Andy. Andy Samberg. He's now in the 12 Timers Club. He is the originator of the Just the Facts Hollywood Facts theme song. And also he is the star of Digman, which is going to be coming to Netflix this month, the first season. So that's the show that he does with our good friend Neil Campbell. So this is episode 109. This was only Andy's second appearance on the show. His first appearance was episode 14. And we also have Adam Pally here as well playing my weed dealer bro. And fun facts about the episode. This features the creation of the Hollywood Facts theme which will go on to be a recurring joke on the show for years to come. It also features the first ever CBEE semi prank call. Even I don't Remember what that means, but we'll have to listen to the show together to figure it out. Now, if you enjoyed this episode and you want to hear other great episodes of Comedy Bang Bang, as well as other shows like CBB Presents, Scott hasn't seen the Neighborhood Listen and Collegetown, become a [e-mail] we have all of the past episodes from the CBB archives, every single live episode we have ever done ad free new episodes and even more original shows. We're going to be back Monday with a new episode of Comedy Bang Bang. But until then, enjoy this bonus bang. Yes. Thank you, Reggie Watts, for doing our theme song. Welcome to the show. I am the world famous Scottabot, AKA Hot Saucerman, AKA Fosskosserman. Great show today. We have Andy Samberg coming up. He's right here looking at me. But I do want to say we're taping this a little bit in advance of you hearing it. Of course it's not live, but today we start shooting on the Comedy Bang Bang TV pilot for IFC based on this podcast. So wish us luck. Give us good thoughts while you're listening to this and write to your local congressman and say, hey, what's up? And I'm sure he'll get it, but why don't we get to the show today? That's all we have to talk about at the top, right? All right, let's get to our first guest. He is. You know, people throw around the term comedy superstar a lot.

[Andy Samberg]

Fuck, that's where we're starting.

[Scott Aukerman]

But I mean, to be fair, it is kind of true in a way, because you're not only star of screen, meaning television screens. You have a weekly television show which a lot of people don't have.

[Andy Samberg]

Sure.

[Scott Aukerman]

Most of America does not have, but you also are segueing into movies. We'll talk about that a little bit. But then the third part of a triple threat is always singing.

[Andy Samberg]

Thank you for that.

[Scott Aukerman]

And you have the number one album in America. Comedy.

[Andy Samberg]

Number one comedy album.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, but what are you in just general.

[Andy Samberg]

The album.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Andy Samberg]

We were number three in the country our first week.

[Scott Aukerman]

Three in the country.

[Andy Samberg]

Which, given the current state of the record industry, means we sold 23 copies.

[Scott Aukerman]

But I mean, that's. You have three different things. TV, movies, albums. That's comedy superstar territory right there. Let me say your name before we continue, just in case. I know I said it in the intro, but Andy Samberg is here.

[Andy Samberg]

I'm so glad you got it right after. Fucking wind up.

[Scott Aukerman]

I know.

[Andy Samberg]

And Here with me is Justin Bartha. Oh, the Barth who I adore.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Nice guy.

[Andy Samberg]

We went to NYU together.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, I had no idea. Or no interest. I'm not sure.

[Andy Samberg]

Or I told you 10 times and you chose to forget.

[Scott Aukerman]

Thank you for coming. It's been a couple years since you've been here to the show, and I always appreciate your company, both in a professional and a personal level.

[Andy Samberg]

Thank you. I concur.

[Scott Aukerman]

All right. We've agreed on that. At least we have that. But it's been a couple years and so much is going on. I just want to catch up with you on a professional level of what's happened. The last time we saw you, you were on a program called Saturday Night Live. And you had one album out.

[Andy Samberg]

Right.

[Scott Aukerman]

And you'd starred in a couple of movies. Right. Since then.

[Andy Samberg]

Yes. You've just multiplied that by two. Exact same stuff, just the second time around.

[Scott Aukerman]

Two Saturday, two nights.

[Andy Samberg]

Slightly less exciting and interesting, but certainly earning some stripes. Also, last time I was on was with Zach.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Andy Samberg]

And since then, his career has gone so downhill, like, crapped out.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, you guys, you have very similar careers in the sense of you're both amazing successes at everything you do.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah, you're nailing it.

[Scott Aukerman]

But no, look, I mean, you have put out a new album.

[Andy Samberg]

Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

New Lonely island record. Turtleneck and Chain. Yes. Which we gotta talk about at length, because it's a great record. You know that. I love the first record. I've played almost every track here. I love that.

[Andy Samberg]

Did you play Normal Guy? The Normal Guy skit?

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't think I played any skits. I actually just played the songs.

[Andy Samberg]

But everyone hates our skit.

[Scott Aukerman]

No, I love the skits. The Old Saloon.

[Andy Samberg]

The Old Saloon is insane. They're my favorite part. We keep putting them on despite they

[Scott Aukerman]

got shorter on this record. I don't know. I expected more, I wanted more, I craved more.

[Andy Samberg]

We read too many reviews.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's trouble.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

You can't read your reviews. I don't.

[Andy Samberg]

Otherwise I would stop doing this. For comedy. You can never read them. No one reviews comedy fondly.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, well, everyone has a different. I mean, that must be tough because your record. Okay, do you just listen to the people you respect or how do you gauge the success of it?

[Andy Samberg]

Sales or kind of everything? I mean, I think already. Just the fact that the second record outsold the first one already in the first week. No, I just mean, like, the interest was much higher out of the gate and we got more press and I just consider it a success already. For what we were trying to do, right. For what you can achieve with a comedy album today. Like, I don't. We didn't see it going any better, I'll tell you that.

[Scott Aukerman]

In terms of though, how well it's received and how people think it's funny or not funny. Who. How do you figure that out? It must be tough. I remember Bob Odenkirk told me that it was tough putting out Mr. Show because he was the person who would have enjoyed it the most. Right. But he couldn't. So is it like that? Like, are you.

[Andy Samberg]

I wish I could review the record myself because I would give it a fucking A plus. No, I mean it's interesting. I'm sure you know this as well as anyone. When somebody reviews comedy, especially an album where it's track by track, every single review we read was like, this one's funny and this one's stupid. And then the next review is like, this one's funny and that one's stupid. And you're like, well, so everyone kind of likes some of them, right? And you can't ever really make everyone like all of it. You got to just do whatever it is.

[Scott Aukerman]

There's got to be plenty of people out there who like all of it. Just you're. You're not hearing from them maybe, right?

[Andy Samberg]

Possibly. I mean, you know, I like all of it. Well, thanks. I think also with what we do, so many people decide the funniest ones are the ones they've seen the video and it's like, well, maybe if you saw the video for that one, you would also like that one. So you know, there's different kinds of enjoying of a comedy record, especially when it's music like that.

[Scott Aukerman]

You bring up the videos and it's very interesting because in the first record you made videos for almost all of the. Not almost all the songs because you don't have the. There's probably like four key tracks that you haven't made a video for.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah, there were a few we wanted to that we just never got to.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, really? Like which ones?

[Andy Samberg]

Well, the one with Nora. Dream girl.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Oh yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

And the one that I really like about the. The jeans.

[Andy Samberg]

Punch you in the jeans.

[Scott Aukerman]

Punch you in the jeans. Yeah.

[Andy Samberg]

I love that you like that.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's one of my favorites.

[Andy Samberg]

You know who loves that song and I don't mind going on record is Edgar Wright. Every time we see Edgar Wright, I

[Scott Aukerman]

thought you were going to say Ed Begley Jr.

[Andy Samberg]

I like to imagine Ed Begley Jr. Loves punch.

[Scott Aukerman]

Zooming around in his electric Car. Listen to that.

[Andy Samberg]

No, but Edgar Wright. Yeah. Every time we see him punch you in the chains. That's my favorite song.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's so funny.

[Andy Samberg]

Well, thanks. Yeah, it's kind of Jurassic 5. Y y produced by. By Newmark.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, really?

[Andy Samberg]

Who is their actual dj?

[Scott Aukerman]

I'm gonna write down topics I want to talk to you about because I have so many that I want to, but I want to come back to them. Produced by. That's great. But what I do want to talk about, as far as the videos go, it's interesting because sometimes when you make a video for a song, it. It all of a sudden catapults it into a brand new level of like, oh, I get what they're trying to do. Which I think happened to me with the Jack Sparrow one. I kind of got the Jack Sparrow and I was like, oh, yeah, I think it's funny. And then when you did it on snl, it just kind of clicked in my mind and everyone's mind.

[Andy Samberg]

I think that's one of the best examples of one where people are like, oh, that's so cool. It's Michael Baldwin. It's funny. And then when you see him actually physically interrupting us and sort of dragging the video down into his Pirates of the Caribbean obsession, it makes it a lot more fun.

[Scott Aukerman]

Right.

[Andy Samberg]

And you get to see the reactions on our faces of being bugged and, you know, it becomes a scene instead of just sort of words.

[Scott Aukerman]

Conversely, were there any where you feel like you didn't achieve what you wanted to achieve with the video? No.

[Andy Samberg]

I mean, some of them. There's a few songs on there that I really love that I think we may try and make videos for, but I don't know that it'll be funnier for a video. You know what I mean? Like, sometimes your imagination is funnier than what you can physically put there. But in general, I think so far, I would say every time we've made a video, it's made the song funnier to people.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, cool. All right, then, check. And now going back to produced by, I wanted to ask you because the album sounds amazing. I mean, it is a professional sounding record. I mean, and it's a lot of times when people make comedy records, they don't sound as good as the music that you're trying to parody. You guys actually try to make it sound exactly like the music that's on the radio today.

[Andy Samberg]

Yes, for sure.

[Scott Aukerman]

How do you achieve that? I mean, didn't you guys used to be making the beats yourself?

[Andy Samberg]

Yes, yes. I mean, part of that is just that we signed a record deal with a major label. So Jorma used to make a lot of beats. He still does make beats, and I think is really good at it. But we are so slammed for time that he doesn't have time to just sit there and make beats as much as he used to.

[Scott Aukerman]

Right.

[Andy Samberg]

Sorry. I'm backing up some stuff outside.

[Scott Aukerman]

No problem.

[Andy Samberg]

I'm gonna bring a couch in here.

[Scott Aukerman]

Just get comfortable. You have to.

[Andy Samberg]

It's a fold out, so I might stay. But yeah, I mean, once we sign with the label, we say to them, you know, any contacts you have for beets that are in, you know, such and such a price range, and they have.

[Scott Aukerman]

What is that price range? Don't throw it out there if you're not prepared.

[Andy Samberg]

We spend anywhere from like $500 to $10,000 on any given beat based on your advance on the record.

[Scott Aukerman]

What is the cheapest beat that you bought?

[Andy Samberg]

I mean, anything yor makes because he's us, right? And we kind of divvy it all out equally.

[Scott Aukerman]

Do you know what the most, like, just most expensive beat, like, you're like, oh, this is too much money. But we have to have it.

[Andy Samberg]

I think we paid. I will say this. We get good deals. People are very kind to us because they get what it is. And the artists we work with are very kind to us. They don't, you know, rake us over the coals.

[Scott Aukerman]

And you guys are used to negotiating just in your lineage.

[Andy Samberg]

You're saying because we're Jewish. Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

I mean, I didn't want to.

[Andy Samberg]

Yhorm is actually not Jewish and therefore is not involved in any of the negotiations. He's the weak link. Immediately caves. Immediately me and Keith have to come in and just, like, drop the hammer.

[Scott Aukerman]

So then take a song like I just had sex. Okay. You hear the beat. Are you going through, like, tapes and stuff and listening?

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah, yeah. We get sent a bunch of demos, like producers. And, you know, the first record we were in with a lot of good producers, and this time even more producers were down to send us stuff and even higher profile producers as well. So, like, I just had sex as a beat made by this guy DJ Frank E. Who did, like, the Enrique Iglesias song that was massive this year.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, the Tonight I'm fucking you I'm fucking you yeah Tonight I'm fucking you

[Andy Samberg]

Tonight I'm fucking you, yeah so that one and, like, I just had sex and that song were in the iTunes top 10 at the same time when it came out where you're like, what's the difference at this point? Like, they're both kind of comedy songs. Ours is just. The only difference is he's saying his is a real song, and we're saying ours is a comedy song.

[Scott Aukerman]

Is the producer then, like, is he proud of, like, oh, like, was he sending it to you? Like, hey, do you guys want to do this? Or.

[Andy Samberg]

We asked the label to reach out to anyone who was. Was had beats and was like, hey, would you ever be up for, you know, these guys using your beats? So I think people sent them aware that we might use them. There's definitely been a few times where we got our hands on a beat, and the person was like, like, it came back, and they were like, wait, what is this song? Jizz in my Box on my what?

[Scott Aukerman]

I would think the success of I'm on a Boat kind of would make people traditional beat makers more want to work with you.

[Andy Samberg]

Yes. I mean, and also the fact that we work with such quality, like, guest stars.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Andy Samberg]

I mean, we make a song with Rihanna or T. Pain on your beat. Now all of a sudden you can say, yo, I've worked with T. Pain. Or like, hey, not yo.

[Scott Aukerman]

Is that how it's pronounced, by the way? T. Pain.

[Andy Samberg]

T. Pain. T. Pain, which is, of course, short for Trent Painovich.

[Scott Aukerman]

Did T. Pain get ahold of you for this record and be like, hey, we made magic last time. What's going on this time?

[Andy Samberg]

Uh, no, but, I mean, we love T. Pain. We'd love to work with him again. I kind of. I don't know. I'm on a boat kind of worked out so perfectly with him. I don't know if we ever need to, like, touch it again. We kind of, like, drop the mic after that one.

[Scott Aukerman]

But speaking of touching it again, Justin Timberlake, you had your second song with him on this record on Turtleneck and Chain. And then a week after the record is dropped, all of a sudden you have a new song, which is now a single. Yes. With Lady Gaga. With Lady Gaga and Justin Timberlake. And I know that you were wary about kind of going back to that character and doing a sequel, but now you've done a third one. It's a trilogy.

[Andy Samberg]

It's a trill.

[Scott Aukerman]

And each one funnier than the last.

[Andy Samberg]

Well, that's kind of you to say. It's terrifying each time we sit down to do another one of those.

[Scott Aukerman]

Is that a kind of thing where he's gonna host and he just comes to you and says, okay, well, we're gonna do another one Right, Kinda, yeah.

[Andy Samberg]

I mean, the second time we met and talked about it and we were like, should we do it again? I was like, I kind of feel like we have so much to lose. It's such a risk. And he was like, that's why we should do it. I was like, oh, Justin, you are so winning.

[Scott Aukerman]

You're so confident.

[Andy Samberg]

Exactly. But he was fucking right. Because I'm very proud of Mother Lover. And I think people enjoyed it.

[Scott Aukerman]

Was listening to it yesterday with my wife and we were laughing so hard at it.

[Andy Samberg]

That's good.

[Scott Aukerman]

You know what I love about it, and this is one of my theories lately about comedy, if you'd like to hear one.

[Andy Samberg]

I'd love to.

[Scott Aukerman]

What I love about that record is you are both agreeing that what you're saying is a great idea.

[Andy Samberg]

Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

And so much of. I guess I wouldn't even label you as comedy hip hop. But a lot of people send me comedy hip hop songs. And so much of it is the MC saying something offensive. And. And then you, as the listener is supposed to say, oh, well, that's offensive. I don't agree with that. You're going too far.

[Andy Samberg]

Right, right, right.

[Scott Aukerman]

Whereas you guys are having positive reinforcement.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Which just makes it so much funnier.

[Andy Samberg]

There's something about those two guys that, for us anyway, we're just like. As soon as we got back into him this third time, it was like, yeah, it's good to see these guys in their fucking rainbow overalls, like. And it's. Cause they just have each other's backs. So, so hard against all odds in the face of the dumbest, wackest ideas. They're just like, yeah, we're killing it.

[Scott Aukerman]

Such a great comedy perspective. I mean it really. And then you have Lady Gaga on the track, which is biggest star in music.

[Andy Samberg]

She's a treat. She's a genuinely funny, goofy.

[Scott Aukerman]

She seemed really funny on the show. Every sketch she was involved in, she seemed funny to me.

[Andy Samberg]

She's having a great time.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Andy Samberg]

I'll say that about Lady Gaga. She's fun.

[Scott Aukerman]

Was there any kind of back and forth about, hey, do you want to be on this? And her not not knowing exactly if the subject matter was right or anything like that. Or was that getting too much into the making of the bread?

[Andy Samberg]

No, no, not at all. I mean, Justin and I, thanks for saying that. Making of the bread, that's a phrase

[Scott Aukerman]

we came up with last week.

[Andy Samberg]

It made perfect sense to me. I didn't question it for a second. I was like, oh, that must be an old Thing that people say. No. Me and Justin actually were concerned that maybe she would. Cause she's so major with the gay community and the. It's not gay when it's a three way. You could argue is the characters being homophobic, even though the joke is they're clearly in love with each other.

[Scott Aukerman]

Right. And that is something that is wrong.

[Andy Samberg]

No, no. They're looking for any excuse. I mean, it's.

[Scott Aukerman]

You know, they're to be made fun of.

[Andy Samberg]

Scott. You know, my favorite joke is playing characters that are homophobic and making them look like morons. You know that.

[Scott Aukerman]

You know that about me off mic as well. I think we may have had a moment over there by the water cooler.

[Andy Samberg]

May or may have sort of air raped you by the water cooler, but, you know, we're old chums at this point. But anyhow. Yeah, she didn't blink. She loved it.

[Scott Aukerman]

She never blinks from what I'm saying.

[Andy Samberg]

She never blinks.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Andy Samberg]

Well, not with those crazy contacts in. But yeah, she was super into it and she knew about the ones.

[Scott Aukerman]

And she was great in it. I mean, her hook is great. Her in the video, she just so funny.

[Andy Samberg]

She made so many little choices in all of her performances, too. That just kept it alive and made it more interesting. And she was super funny.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Great. And that song is. Is that song doing well? Yeah. As a single.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah. Doing a. Okay. We actually posted an apology on our website to people who bought the record for it not being on the album. But we wrote it, like, two days before it aired, so there was just no way.

[Scott Aukerman]

Describe that situation to me, because you have a show on Saturday. I think you said in the apology you wrote it on Thursday, maybe, or.

[Andy Samberg]

We wrote it. We wrote the song Thursday. Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

And how does it all come together like that?

[Andy Samberg]

Well, I mean, a huge part of it is just because it has to.

[Scott Aukerman]

We did. Shoot. That's how I feel about this show. It doesn't have to be good. It just has to come out.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah. As long as it happens, it exists.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Andy Samberg]

And then, you know, only the gods can judge us.

[Scott Aukerman]

And they will.

[Andy Samberg]

Speaking of Clash of the Titans 2, what was I gonna say? Oh, we actually shot the beginning of that video on Thursday morning with Susan Sarandon and Patty Clarkson.

[Scott Aukerman]

With no song yet, all we had

[Andy Samberg]

was, your mom says, hi, Jinx. We just knew that's how we wanted the video to start. So we wanted to walk out, say, yeah, back in that ass. Your mom says, hi, Jinx. And have, you know, Susan Pat Jesson on the butt and Patty Grab my junk. And then it was gonna go somewhere from there. We didn't know yet.

[Scott Aukerman]

And they were available, thankfully. Thankfully.

[Andy Samberg]

I mean, and also, a lot of they were only available Thursday, so that was partly why we shot it there, too. It was like, if we're gonna get the beginning of the video, we have to do.

[Scott Aukerman]

What are they doing on a Friday? What are their weekend plans?

[Andy Samberg]

Yo, ladies got plans, man. But, yeah, so we shot that, and then we went back to snl. Justin started blocking, and then we went upstairs and started writing the song, and he came up later, and, you know, we just kind of locked it down.

[Scott Aukerman]

And so Friday and Saturday, then you're shooting the video during the day or when did you.

[Andy Samberg]

Friday, Friday morning, all morning. And then Friday night, we did everything with Gaga. Justin sang Temp for her.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, for her part.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah. And we shot with Jess, Justin and I, all morning without her. Then she came in in the afternoon while he was blocking and recorded her parts up on the 17th floor in our writer's office. Then she left, and then I went down and blocked scenes with Justin. And then we both finished, and they set up all the studio stuff in the building. She came back, got into hair and makeup and stuff, and we started shooting. I'm gonna say, like 11:30 or midnight.

[Scott Aukerman]

Any more details with this story or.

[Andy Samberg]

I took, like, seven bathroom breaks.

[Scott Aukerman]

Good, good.

[Andy Samberg]

Six number ones and one number two.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's a weird ratio to have, I think.

[Andy Samberg]

Oh, that's my average.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Andy Samberg]

So many ones. That's gonna be on my tombstone.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. So many ones.

[Andy Samberg]

So many ones.

[Scott Aukerman]

Tell you what, let's take a break. Let's listen to one of these songs we're talking about.

[Andy Samberg]

I love you.

[Scott Aukerman]

Let's play.

[Andy Samberg]

Thank you so much, God.

[Scott Aukerman]

Let's play one of the ones that was on snl just. And then a little later, we'll play one of the funniest tracks on the record. But let's play Reba first with bonus track.

[Andy Samberg]

Bonus track, Revo with Kenan Thompson.

[Scott Aukerman]

Kenan. Yeah. I listened to this this morning, and it made me laugh. So let's listen to this, and when we come back, we'll have more Andy Sandberg. This is Comedy.

[Andy Samberg]

Bang Bang. Bye. Oh, it's been a long time coming. Two of the world's greatest America's sweetheart, Ms. Reba McEntire. Yeah. Yeah. How you doing, Andy? We bout to take it to the top Hit em Reba Haters in my face Trying to keep me down but you know we keep on shining Here we go. Two crazy big stars From Opposite World about to set this track on fire. Yeah, she's the queen of country. She's a comedy prince making something out of nothing. We hooked up in the studio to make this song. But it's usually what we ended up fucking. No damn flashback to when I first met Reba. Sitcom dressing room, puffing on Chiba said I was a fan? She said Ruby dropped her denim skirt and said hop to it. Made love all night.

[Bro (Cameron)]

More like we fuck.

[Andy Samberg]

Kids banging on the door trying to interrupt but them autographs can wait. Cause this is way too strong. I can't leave it alone because her pussy's the bomb. Well, my pussy is the bomb and that's a fact. But these n words keep on tripping. Okay. So I stay on my grind and drop these hits. Cause I can't go back to stripping freedom. You're my undercover free and you're my best friend. But our families don't approve. That's right. Cause I'm a city boy and I'm a country girl. And I'll never leave your sweet balls blue. Because a girl like Reba's got just what I need. With big broad shoulders and a red ass. Weed and a penis. Hot damn, she fly. All she wanna do is fuck me. I'm a lucky guy. I'm a guy, too. My friends think I should dump her. They say she's a man who found a wig in a dumpster. Your friends are smart. Nah, Reeves, they're just jealous Cause I'm dating a star instead of hanging with the fellas. Hanging like my nuts. Word up. They're just liars. They can't believe that I could pull Reba McIntyre. Ever since I came on my mama's butt, I knew I was destined for greatness.

[Scott Aukerman]

Greatness.

[Andy Samberg]

I looked in the dumper and saw a wig and thought, hey, brother, I'm gonna take this. Tell em, Reva. So I put it right on and took a stroll right over to 30 Rock SNL. I saw Andy Samberg and he thought I was Reva. And I made him suck my dirty cock. Boop boop. So there you have it. Two worlds collide. We the new body and Clyde Reba. From haystacks to Maybachs, our love, we'll survive. For Reba I'll ride till the day that we die.

[Scott Aukerman]

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[Bro (Cameron)]

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[Andy Samberg]

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[Scott Aukerman]

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[Andy Samberg]

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[Bro (Cameron)]

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[Andy Samberg]

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[Bro (Cameron)]

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[Scott Aukerman]

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[Andy Samberg]

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[Scott Aukerman]

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[Andy Samberg]

I'm gonna mow your beaver. Hey, what's up?

[Scott Aukerman]

Hey, that was just. I thought I heard something.

[Andy Samberg]

Sanitize your butts, Alan.

[Scott Aukerman]

This. Sorry. Is that the door? I don't think so. It couldn't be the door. This is supposed to be just a one on one mano a mano.

[Andy Samberg]

Someone's knocking on the door.

[Scott Aukerman]

Open the door, would you?

[Andy Samberg]

Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

Would you open the door for me?

[Andy Samberg]

Oh. Oh, hello.

[Scott Aukerman]

You don't have to keep knocking on it. We opened it.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Oh, I don't know. I'm just trying to be polite.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, come on in, come on in.

[Andy Samberg]

Take Us.

[Scott Aukerman]

Take a seat.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Hey, what's up, guys?

[Scott Aukerman]

Hi. Hey, Andy.

[Andy Samberg]

Sorry, sorry.

[Scott Aukerman]

This is Ice.

[Bro (Cameron)]

You can just call me bro.

[Andy Samberg]

That's your name?

[Bro (Cameron)]

No, my first name's Cameron.

[Andy Samberg]

Cameron, bro.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, I just call him bro.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Hey, bro.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Hey, man. So I got a bunch of good stuff for you.

[Scott Aukerman]

Sorry about Sandy.

[Bro (Cameron)]

A bunch of good sativas, some indicas, some hybrids.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, I actually asked you to come after the show. Scott.

[Andy Samberg]

You got your weed dude coming in our interview.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah, yeah, he does. Badass, man.

[Scott Aukerman]

Sorry. I mean, is there any way you can come back or are you.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah, yeah, I could come back. I'll see you guys later.

[Andy Samberg]

You don't have to knock when you leave.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah, I'm being polite, man. It's like aloha.

[Scott Aukerman]

Same hello and goodbye.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah, you knock when you're here and you knock when you're. Oh, I understand.

[Scott Aukerman]

Same thing as Namaste.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah, sure, man.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah. I don't know why I know that.

[Bro (Cameron)]

You're a Jew.

[Andy Samberg]

Yep, yep.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah, you can spot that one a mile away.

[Andy Samberg]

Very astute, bro.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah. Hey, use my name in a sentence like that. Anyway, just take a look at this stuff. I don't want to come back because I'm on my electric bike and it doesn't have a full charge.

[Andy Samberg]

He's not.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Can I just get a little bit of that?

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yes. This is the new. This is called Meryl Streep's bush and it's a pretty heady high. I wouldn't like.

[Andy Samberg]

If I may, that's very nicely named because it looks exactly like it.

[Bro (Cameron)]

I know.

[Scott Aukerman]

Wait a minute. How.

[Andy Samberg]

What's up? How did you see. It's complicated.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, that's right.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah, man.

[Andy Samberg]

I did DVD extras. Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Where it's just a shot of her vagina.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah. There's a shot of her close up shot of her butt. And let me tell you, she has a huge bush.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah.

[Bro (Cameron)]

And it's green.

[Andy Samberg]

Nancy Myers went off the rails for a couple days.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah. And then.

[Scott Aukerman]

Nice rejoinder.

[Bro (Cameron)]

This is a nice vibe in here, you guys.

[Scott Aukerman]

Thanks. Yeah, we take the lights down, we turn on the black lights.

[Andy Samberg]

Scott, you want to buy something sweet so we can get them out of here?

[Scott Aukerman]

Get back to you. Do you want anything? Yes.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah, what do you want, man?

[Scott Aukerman]

Whatever.

[Andy Samberg]

Scott's house.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Oh, cool. Yeah, we have. This one will be perfect for you. This is called the second Bar Mitzvah.

[Andy Samberg]

Oh, cool.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah, it's a little more expensive. It's kind of a heady high.

[Andy Samberg]

I feel like the last one was a heady high. What else do you have?

[Scott Aukerman]

What do you mean by heady high, by the way?

[Bro (Cameron)]

Just like it like kind of fogs up your head and stuff.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, most. Most weed does.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah, yeah, it does. And then we. Okay, so then we got this other one. This is. This is called the iPad.

[Andy Samberg]

Uh huh.

[Bro (Cameron)]

And that's kind of a heady high. It's something, you know, I wouldn't, I wouldn't like, go out in public after smoking the iPad.

[Scott Aukerman]

But like, why do you call it the iPad? What features or characteristics does it share with you?

[Bro (Cameron)]

It's got a touchscreen.

[Andy Samberg]

Oh, yeah. Weird.

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't think that's true.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Well, I mean, touch it and.

[Andy Samberg]

All right, I'm touching it and nothing's happening.

[Bro (Cameron)]

All right, the next one is. The next. The next one we got is called Paintless Paintbrush. That's a long name for weed.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah.

[Bro (Cameron)]

But it's fun to think about after you've bought it.

[Andy Samberg]

Paintless paintbrush.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Hey. I don't name them. I feel like you guys are looking at me.

[Scott Aukerman]

Who does name them? Do you have a guy that.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah, well, I just bring all the different strands to my guy.

[Andy Samberg]

What's his name?

[Bro (Cameron)]

I just call him Brah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Bro (Cameron)]

But his first name is Derek and.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, is that him out there? Oh, this is the guy back in your couch. He was.

[Andy Samberg]

My couch is almost here, by the way.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, God, I can't wait.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Oh, you ordered a couch. This place could use a couch.

[Scott Aukerman]

It could, right? I know. So why do you have a guy who just names your weed?

[Bro (Cameron)]

Well, we went to high school together and he's just kind of good at naming stuff. And he was always like. He named our band.

[Andy Samberg]

What was that, what was that called?

[Bro (Cameron)]

White Picket Fences.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah, he nailed it.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Of course, it was one of those things for like hours we were driving around, it was like, well, maybe that could be a band name. Maybe that could be a band name.

[Andy Samberg]

Right.

[Bro (Cameron)]

And then when we got back home to my parents house, he was like, what about white picket Fences? And we were like, brah, you nailed it.

[Andy Samberg]

Derek, Brah.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Derek, Brah.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, you nailed it.

[Bro (Cameron)]

And. And then, you know, as we grew up and moved into the industry of weed, he became the namer.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. How'd you get interested in this industry, by the way? We've never.

[Bro (Cameron)]

I've always had an interest in weed.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Bro (Cameron)]

You know, and my uncle was a grower.

[Scott Aukerman]

Not a shower.

[Bro (Cameron)]

No, he had. He was. He would. Only his dick got bigger when it got hard.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Andy Samberg]

That's okay, Scott. I'M gonna just stop us right here. I kind of feel like the weed guy has commandeered my interview.

[Scott Aukerman]

Actually, could we just get a little bit of that and a little bit of that and we'll just.

[Bro (Cameron)]

No problem.

[Andy Samberg]

Wait, wait, wait.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Call it a day.

[Andy Samberg]

I. I just said that. But what is that one called right there?

[Bro (Cameron)]

This one?

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Alec Butwin.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah, that doesn't look very good job

[Scott Aukerman]

on Derek Rock because.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah, once again, I could go through all these names. You don't have to like them at all because I didn't name them.

[Andy Samberg]

Totally, totally.

[Bro (Cameron)]

You know, I'm getting out scot free on this one.

[Andy Samberg]

All of our judgment falls on Derek brah. Yeah, yeah, cool.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, we'll just take the two that we mentioned and.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah, sure.

[Scott Aukerman]

Wrap it up. And.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah, wrap it up.

[Scott Aukerman]

Do you just want to put it on my counter?

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah, we'll put on the comedy bong bong account.

[Andy Samberg]

Cool.

[Scott Aukerman]

Bang bang. Okay, cool, man.

[Andy Samberg]

Thanks. Thanks, man. Nice to meet you.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah, nice to meet you guys too. So what do you do?

[Andy Samberg]

You can just take off the headphones and.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Just like, rise.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah.

[Bro (Cameron)]

You know, I think we will all rise up in the face of Ja. In the face of Jah.

[Andy Samberg]

Jah. I don't think Jah needs us to rise up yet. I mean, I think he's always asking

[Bro (Cameron)]

for us to rise up. That's what Ja does, man. He asks you to rise up.

[Scott Aukerman]

You know, speaking of Ja, your Ross Trent song, you did a really funny Ross Trent song about. It was about all the kind of cliches that white guys who are into that kind of music. Yeah, sort of like that. But I noticed the new record, you don't do a lot of those types of, like, sound alike stuff.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah, man. What the balls?

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah, it was just like certain people out there just like a little too much into weed and.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah, it's just pretty annoying. Those people are annoying.

[Andy Samberg]

It's like sometimes they smoke so much they can't tell when, like, maybe they're not wanted.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Oh, God. The worst. Yeah, the worst.

[Scott Aukerman]

Cool, cool.

[Bro (Cameron)]

So what was happening with that song? Why aren't there more songs like that, man?

[Scott Aukerman]

I'm gonna turn down his headphones.

[Andy Samberg]

Headphones. Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

Let's just whisper to each other.

[Andy Samberg]

Okay. Just for one second.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah, let's make sure that we don't. We're not too loud.

[Andy Samberg]

Oh, yeah. I don't think it works.

[Scott Aukerman]

I turned out my own headphones. Yeah, man. Let me turn it back up.

[Andy Samberg]

Okay.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Okay.

[Andy Samberg]

I hear both of you guys really well. Okay. That's Great. Okay, here's Bra.

[Scott Aukerman]

Say something, bro.

[Andy Samberg]

Say something, bro.

[Scott Aukerman]

Sure, man.

[Andy Samberg]

Okay, cool. Yeah, we all hear each other.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Everybody's hearing each other.

[Andy Samberg]

Okay, I'm gonna turn off the lights.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Okay. Yeah, there we go. Let's mellow out, man.

[Andy Samberg]

Cool.

[Scott Aukerman]

This is what we meant to do, right?

[Andy Samberg]

Okay. What?

[Bro (Cameron)]

Andy?

[Andy Samberg]

What?

[Bro (Cameron)]

Andy, where are you? I'm sitting on your lap, man.

[Andy Samberg]

Oh, dude, turn on the lights.

[Scott Aukerman]

Turn on.

[Bro (Cameron)]

You guys are a blast, man.

[Andy Samberg]

That was some real Pink Panther shit.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Pluseau.

[Scott Aukerman]

Nope. Missed again.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Did I?

[Scott Aukerman]

Alright, well, it's cool seeing you, bro. It's great seeing you. And we'll, you know. Cool, buddy.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah, man. Are the Apple Sisters here?

[Scott Aukerman]

No, they have a. They record at a different time. Oh, yeah, they're funny. Check out their show.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah, check them out. Yeah, there's some fine ladies.

[Scott Aukerman]

Cool. Well, if you're gonna hang out, do you mind if I just talk to Andy here for.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Oh, no, no, no. Go ahead. This is cool. This is cool. This is like being at the window of the Today Show.

[Scott Aukerman]

You don't mind.

[Andy Samberg]

Super similar, except see, like, they al

[Scott Aukerman]

Roker cannot hear, you know what the people outside the window are saying?

[Bro (Cameron)]

That's how this is different.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Andy Samberg]

They don't have cans of their own. Microphone.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, we could replicate.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Could you turn my cans up?

[Andy Samberg]

Can you jack his cans?

[Bro (Cameron)]

Can you jack up my cans, bro?

[Scott Aukerman]

Wait, you're bro.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah, yeah, I'm bro.

[Scott Aukerman]

But are you talking to yourself right

[Bro (Cameron)]

now when I say bro?

[Andy Samberg]

It's the.

[Bro (Cameron)]

It's the royal bro.

[Andy Samberg]

Got it.

[Scott Aukerman]

Good to know.

[Andy Samberg]

So like Prince William.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah, totes, bro.

[Andy Samberg]

That guy's on fire right now.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Oh, man, he's got so much. So much.

[Scott Aukerman]

I mean.

[Andy Samberg]

Okay, you know what he's doing? Pip Slammin Salmon. Yeah. All day.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Great movie. Great movie.

[Andy Samberg]

Great movie. Better Body Part soundtrack.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Oh, yeah.

[Andy Samberg]

Body part.

[Scott Aukerman]

All right, so just kind of hang out, bro. Just kind of hang out and chill. It's cool. If you light up and you know. Okay, it's cool. But just like I'm in the middle

[Bro (Cameron)]

of an interview and this guy's not a cop.

[Scott Aukerman]

Right. Are you. He has to tell you if you ask him.

[Bro (Cameron)]

I know.

[Scott Aukerman]

So ask him. Are you.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Are you a cop?

[Andy Samberg]

No, I'm not.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, yeah. He's engineer.

[Bro (Cameron)]

You bought that? Everybody bought that.

[Scott Aukerman]

I mean, it's not. He has to tell you unless he's lying. It's. He has to tell you.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah. Like a vampire can't come in your house unless you invite them in.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Although that's fake. And the cop thing Is very real.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Bro (Cameron)]

That's fake.

[Andy Samberg]

I've had vampires come into my house through all kinds of ways that I didn't invite them. One time, a vampire was all, hey, can I come in? I was like, no.

[Scott Aukerman]

And he's like, oh, I'm just gonna come in. I'm already here.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Sounds like a friendly vampire.

[Scott Aukerman]

Weird. Weird, though, because my foot's already through the. What if I just kind of slip by?

[Andy Samberg]

You just kind of hit on it. And he's smoking.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay. All right, cool. He's gonna be occupied here for a second.

[Andy Samberg]

Okay, great.

[Scott Aukerman]

All right. So, Andy, tell me about your influence.

[Bro (Cameron)]

My lighter's a little busted. Just keep talking.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, so I know that you were really into, like, early 90s hip hop. Ice Cube. What else you got? Tell me about your influence. Far side.

[Andy Samberg]

Really distracting.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Andy Samberg]

Can I light that for you?

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah, man, that would be great.

[Andy Samberg]

Great.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Just the lighter's a little.

[Andy Samberg]

There you go. Wow.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Did everybody see that?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. He activated the lighter and flame came out.

[Andy Samberg]

Yep.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Let me get. Here. Let me take the lighter from you, just real quick.

[Scott Aukerman]

No, when you take the lighter from

[Andy Samberg]

him, it went out. Yeah, I was lighting it for you.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Oh, God. It's weird. I use matches and butane.

[Scott Aukerman]

Maybe you should go get some of those matches in butane and leave the two of us to. Wait a minute. Did I just hear what I thought I heard? Hold on. We gotta do something. Sorry, Andy. This is a little part of the show. Anytime we hear a plane go by, we take a plane break. So.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Nice.

[Scott Aukerman]

Just kind of hang out for a second. Cool.

[Andy Samberg]

Is it always this song?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Yeah. Well, we're gonna have to sing it, so just follow my lead.

[Andy Samberg]

Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

We'll be all right. But this two weeks in a row, we had to do it with Mulaney, too. Can't believe it.

[Andy Samberg]

Well, trying to.

[Scott Aukerman]

How? We were in a no fly zone. All right, you almost ready?

[Andy Samberg]

I'm all the way ready.

[Scott Aukerman]

All right. The lyrics are taking a plane break. Okay. Okay. I'm gonna scream first. Okay. Okay. Here we go.

[Andy Samberg]

Ready? Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

And taking a plane break.

[Andy Samberg]

Taking a plane break. Taking a plane break. Yeah. Taking a plane break.

[Scott Aukerman]

All right. Plane break.

[Andy Samberg]

Cool.

[Scott Aukerman]

Cool, buddy.

[Andy Samberg]

That song sounded like it was gonna get real rockin'.

[Scott Aukerman]

It was about to.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah. It was like, breaking down. There was, like, a guy singing. I'm sure he had long hair.

[Scott Aukerman]

I'm sure he did. So, influences you have what, the Onyx. What are you into?

[Andy Samberg]

You want to talk about Onyx influences?

[Bro (Cameron)]

Let's talk about Onix only.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah. Somebody's under the influence.

[Scott Aukerman]

Wordplay.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Ah. One, one for Bloomberg, zero for bro.

[Scott Aukerman]

Bloomberg.

[Bro (Cameron)]

What are you calling Andy? Bloomberg?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's better than what you usually get.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Sandler.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah, I thought you were gonna say fuckhead.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Look out. I like this cans thing with a mic, man.

[Andy Samberg]

I can tell.

[Bro (Cameron)]

I feel like I'm good at it.

[Scott Aukerman]

It's kinda like having a sidekick that I never asked for.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah, I'm your Robin Quivers.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, I don't remember Robin Quivers talking quite this much.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah, I remember it.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Speaking of Sandler, though, now you're in a movie with Sandler coming out. You're about to film it, right?

[Andy Samberg]

Gonna film it this summer.

[Scott Aukerman]

Mm, yeah. What's it called again?

[Andy Samberg]

It's called I Hate you, dad For Now.

[Scott Aukerman]

I Hate youe Dad For Now. So he's gonna grow to love his dad.

[Andy Samberg]

Exactly.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Andy Samberg]

That's a long title. It's a lot like that weed. Yeah.

[Bro (Cameron)]

It's about you, man.

[Andy Samberg]

Paintbrush without the paintbrush.

[Bro (Cameron)]

You don't gotta put it on me. It's about you.

[Andy Samberg]

Look, I like you, so let's just keep hanging out.

[Scott Aukerman]

That sounds like a deal.

[Andy Samberg]

Awesome.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Awesome.

[Scott Aukerman]

You don't hear friends say that a lot to each other.

[Andy Samberg]

You have to be open with one another. In this digital age. It's so easy to just retreat.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, totally. But. Yeah. So you're filming a movie and that's exciting, right? Big major motion picture. Are you top lining it with. That's a fancy variety term for. Are you above the title?

[Andy Samberg]

I can say that I hope that it makes baffo bucks at the box office.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Is it Lensing in Gotham?

[Andy Samberg]

It's lensing. It's a Massachusetts though.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Lensing and Mass.

[Andy Samberg]

You know an awful lot about the entertainment industry for a weed guy.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah, well, you know, my uncle was a grower and. But here. So we got variety.

[Andy Samberg]

And he was also a shower of movies.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah. He would grow and then he would show movies in his. In. On the. On the wall of his dick. Dick, yeah, on the wall of his dick and on the roof of his balls.

[Scott Aukerman]

Sure.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah. The old ball roof.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah. And in the basement of his taint. And in the basement of his tank.

[Andy Samberg]

In the basement of his tank. Taint. Ref, do we have to sing a song for that?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, anytime.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Can we.

[Andy Samberg]

Oh, Scott, can we really quickly talk about how in Spin magazine when they did. Did you talk about this on your thing already?

[Scott Aukerman]

I think I talked about it on one show. Yeah. Isn't that terrible?

[Andy Samberg]

It made me laugh so fucking Hard for those of you listening who don't know what we're talking about.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, so Spin magazine did a oral history of Mr. Show and they had pictures of all the people interviewed. And I get it, I'm excited. My first time in publication that I've been reading since 1985 or so, I open it up and instead of a picture of me, it is Akiva Shaver. And they have fact checkers that fact checked every single thing I said in the interview.

[Andy Samberg]

It was a crazy, in depth, great article.

[Scott Aukerman]

And no one ever checked that the picture was there.

[Andy Samberg]

The picture. And I still don't get how they got you though, because I did like a Google image search for you expecting maybe a picture.

[Scott Aukerman]

They said, what is that? I'm blanking on the name, but you know, the image sort. Getty Images or something like that. Apparently it was just mislabeled on Getty

[Andy Samberg]

Images because you guys don't even look all that much alike.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, I mean, I guess if you don't know us all that well, you go, oh yeah, sort of. But I literally got hundreds of emails, including one from you and one from Akiva, just saying, haha ha ha.

[Andy Samberg]

So fucking funny.

[Scott Aukerman]

Why? I mean, it's bad enough you guys are more successful than I am, you're more famous, but you gotta lord it over me.

[Andy Samberg]

How do you measure success, Scott?

[Scott Aukerman]

That is true.

[Andy Samberg]

Only God or just money, I guess.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, yeah, that's better.

[Andy Samberg]

Weed. Weed.

[Bro (Cameron)]

You can measure success in weed.

[Andy Samberg]

Oh, you're still here.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah, I let you guys think that I was gone, but I'm hanging out.

[Andy Samberg]

Nice.

[Bro (Cameron)]

But I'll go, I'll go.

[Scott Aukerman]

No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Are you sure? I feel like we're.

[Scott Aukerman]

No.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah, leave.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah, okay, I'll stay.

[Scott Aukerman]

Alright. Okay, well, tell you what, why don't we take one more break. We'll play a deeper cut from the Lonely island record. This is Japan, which is one of my favorites.

[Andy Samberg]

Straight for the jugular.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yep, here we go. And this is Japan from Turtleneck and Chain. When we come back, we'll have hopefully have lit that and we'll have more Andy Samberg and more, bro. This is Comedy Bang Bang. More bro. Whoa. I can't believe we're in Japan.

[Andy Samberg]

Look at all the lights, the food, the people. Wow. We're three cool white friends in Japan.

[Scott Aukerman]

Japan.

[Andy Samberg]

We've never been to Japan, so we wrote a song about the three of us in Japan and our label has

[Scott Aukerman]

to pay for it.

[Andy Samberg]

Here we are at our five star

[Bro (Cameron)]

hotel, the one from Lost in translation in Japan, the views are amazing and they're champagne waitings.

[Andy Samberg]

Because that's how we wrote it. Yummy. And now the label has to pay for the video and pay for everything that we. No matter what.

[Bro (Cameron)]

For example, I'll be getting a massage right now.

[Andy Samberg]

And I'll be drinking some sake. So expensive. Who cares? Here we are at the most expensive sushi restaurant in Japan.

[Bro (Cameron)]

And now we're at Tokyo Disneyland.

[Andy Samberg]

And now we're in Hawaii for one random shot that our label has to pay for White friends in Japan.

[Scott Aukerman]

In Asia, the.

[Andy Samberg]

The fact that we're white isn't why we're friends, but we are white and we're friends in Japan. At this point in the video, we'll be super drunk, standing near some kind of dragon. And then we'll buy some sneaky used girls pennies out of one of those pervert vending machines. Now we've seen sumo wrestling live. And let's as we get dropped by our label. Cause we're three white douchebags in Japan. That's us. It's all part of our master plan to get some much needed R and R at the expense of Universal Records.

[Scott Aukerman]

Wow, look at all this Japanese money.

[Andy Samberg]

It's called yen.

[Scott Aukerman]

I heard it's worth more than American money.

[Andy Samberg]

Let's dump it in the river.

[Scott Aukerman]

Moshi moshi.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Guys, it's the label. This video's really expensive.

[Andy Samberg]

And it's a Pokemon. Dump it in the river. A rental car. Dump it in the river. This old guy. Dump him in the river. And now we're flying home. First class.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. That is Japan. Off of Turtleneck and Chain. And whose favorite song is that? Edgar Wright. That's right. Literally. That's right. Busy work weeks can leave you feeling drained. Prolon's five day fasting, mimicking diet, rejuvenates you at the cellular level, lets you enjoy real food and does not require an injection. Developed at USC's Longevity Institute, Prolon supports biological age reduction metabolism, skin health and fat loss when combined with proper exercise and nutrition. Get 15% off plus a $40 bonus gift when you [e-mail] PandoraProomo okay, so during the song we were talking, we were listening to it and chuckling obviously, as all the listeners were. But we were also saying that you wanted to order a pizza because you're super hungs.

[Andy Samberg]

I am a little hungs.

[Bro (Cameron)]

I could get in on that.

[Andy Samberg]

I can't explain why I'm suddenly so hungry.

[Scott Aukerman]

I said that it would be okay and I would pay for it as long as we could call live on the show here. And if you said, you have to drop that, it is you in the conversation. You have to say, my name is Andy Samberg.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah, I'm gonna do it. How many times do I have to say my name?

[Scott Aukerman]

At least two, but. Okay.

[Bro (Cameron)]

I would have given a way higher number.

[Scott Aukerman]

I know, but I'm kind. Mercy is my weakness. So if we can get that going.

[Andy Samberg]

What place are you going?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, what do you like?

[Andy Samberg]

I don't know. What's the jam?

[Scott Aukerman]

What is the jam? Domino's is close.

[Andy Samberg]

It's like the only domino's is good. Cause the odds they'll know who I am are very low.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay. All right. So let's get that going. And we'll hear it on our headphones, right? And they'll be able to hear it through.

[Bro (Cameron)]

What about my cans? Yeah, well, I hear it on my cans.

[Scott Aukerman]

Don't worry about your.

[Andy Samberg]

Don't blow this. Don't blow this. You're gonna appreciate the pizza when it

[Scott Aukerman]

gets here more than any of us.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Oh, is there something that I can do? If he's dropping his name.

[Andy Samberg]

I don't know the address. I don't know the address.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, I got it. I got it. Okay. Oh, man. What if they don't pick up?

[Andy Samberg]

That would be so typical.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Hi, this is Andy Samberg, and I'd like to order.

[Andy Samberg]

What?

[Scott Aukerman]

Deliver. Deliver.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah, yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yes. Okay.

[Andy Samberg]

Hey, what's the number?

[Scott Aukerman]

What's the number? The number here is six.

[Andy Samberg]

Different number here.

[Scott Aukerman]

6526. I got 413347. Yeah, you. If that's. That's our number, two. You can call.

[Bro (Cameron)]

No one knows what's going on right now.

[Scott Aukerman]

Can I let this. What's your address? The address is. This is Andy Samberg, and we'll bleep that out. Wait, did you hear what he said? What's your name, sir?

[Andy Samberg]

That's Andy Samberg. Yes. And they.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Okay, yeah, yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Andy Samberg. Do you know Andy Samberg? I got it. You got it? You have any room? The room number? Yeah, number 11. 11. Okay. What kind of pizza you want? Can we have the Andy Samberg special,

[Andy Samberg]

AKA a pepperoni pizza? Is that what everyone wants? Mushroom and pepperoni. Could we have a large mushroom? A large mushroom and pepperoni, please.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Okay. What about, like,

[Scott Aukerman]

cool. That'll be. Yeah. Have you ever heard I'm on a boat? No.

[Andy Samberg]

How many pizza? How many? Just one pizza.

[Scott Aukerman]

Just one, right? Just one.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah, yeah, that's perfect. But we're.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Everyone okay? Everyone's agreed on those topics.

[Andy Samberg]

Thank you so much.

[Scott Aukerman]

Thank you. 1755. Okay. And you got 30 minutes.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Don't you want to hear the order again?

[Andy Samberg]

I feel like we should hear the order. Thank you, Sandy. I feel like we should hear it.

[Bro (Cameron)]

What if he messed up?

[Scott Aukerman]

Messes up the order that was successful?

[Andy Samberg]

I can't believe that he put up with that.

[Scott Aukerman]

I know.

[Andy Samberg]

He's like, the odds that this is a prank order are, like, 150%.

[Scott Aukerman]

I used to hang out over Brian Posein's house all the time, and we would order food every night. And it got to a point where he would order Chinese food and have people hanging up on him because he would call it the mongoloid beef instead of Mongolian beef. And they kept correcting him. He said, no, I want the mongoloid beef. And they finally just hang up on it.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

I'm surprised that guy took it.

[Andy Samberg]

They should have just made a new dish. Do you hear that?

[Scott Aukerman]

No, no, that wasn't a plane. That was a truck. Yeah, that was a truck. We don't do anything for trucks. Here's what we traditionally do. We say, shh. Truck.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Oh. It's the same thing you guys do when I talk.

[Scott Aukerman]

All right, so here we go. We have a new feature on the show. Are you guys ready for this?

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah.

[Andy Samberg]

Well, I don't think he was asking you.

[Scott Aukerman]

This is a little something that we call Hollywood facts.

[Andy Samberg]

Well, it's Hollywood facts. Wait, sorry. Was I not supposed to do that?

[Scott Aukerman]

No, you're not it.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah, sorry, sorry. I thought you were putting me on the spot. It's kind of cool. Hollywood facts and we're going downtown Hollywood Everybody calm down Check out the facts

[Scott Aukerman]

it's the Hollywood facts. Was that.

[Andy Samberg]

Did I mess it up?

[Scott Aukerman]

That was the theme. No, no, no. It's great. Yeah.

[Andy Samberg]

Is that how you usually do it?

[Scott Aukerman]

Actually, I think that you're on the track now. Okay. It's the first time we're doing it, so I think you'll be in the.

[Andy Samberg]

If we're.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Wait.

[Andy Samberg]

We could do it again. I could give you, like, a whole song.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's do it again. Here we go.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Nice.

[Andy Samberg]

Well, it's Hollywood facts and we're going downtown Going to Inglewood now everybody do your facts and know your stars there's glitz and glamour and lots of bars Get a drink at a club Then go walk in front of Chinese theater Hollywood facts Take out your dick Check

[Scott Aukerman]

out the facts it's the Hollywood facts, bro. All three of us are on the track. Yeah.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Nice.

[Andy Samberg]

You're weed guys on the track.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yes. This is fun.

[Andy Samberg]

I don't know if you should. I don't think you should reuse that.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, I think we should.

[Andy Samberg]

Well, play it by ear.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Why?

[Scott Aukerman]

All right.

[Bro (Cameron)]

So were the levels okay?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, levels are great.

[Andy Samberg]

Great. If you need a good mastering guy. I know a guy that can master that.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Oh, yeah, Me too.

[Scott Aukerman]

Is it tipane? All right, so this is how we play this. I'm gonna read some Hollywood facts, and they may be true or they may be false. And you guys just kind of.

[Bro (Cameron)]

How do we know?

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, well, I'll tell you after you give. After you vote.

[Andy Samberg]

Are we taking turns? Or is he gonna try and, like, answer before me and ruin my answers or. How do you know what I'll do, man? Hey, I know how we're gonna play it.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Take it easy.

[Scott Aukerman]

We won't score this. You just give me your opinion and we'll. We'll get a general sense of.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Hold on one second. I'm getting a page.

[Scott Aukerman]

Do you need to take that?

[Bro (Cameron)]

No, it's just a be. I just got to see what number is coming up.

[Andy Samberg]

Who's it from?

[Bro (Cameron)]

It's from Brah.

[Andy Samberg]

Does he have a new name for a weed?

[Bro (Cameron)]

No, he just wants to know where I've been because I was supposed to go.

[Scott Aukerman]

You got to get back to him, man.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah.

[Andy Samberg]

Are you bro and Brah. Is this a Tyler Durden?

[Bro (Cameron)]

Oh, man, you nailed me right away. That arrow. That arrow hit me right square between the eyes.

[Scott Aukerman]

Some reason I thought you said Tyler Perry. And I was trying to figure that out in my mind.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Well, it is.

[Andy Samberg]

Well, Tyler Perry, he's Tyler Perry and Madea.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's true. Oh, we finally found some common ground. A high five was had here in the Earwolf Studios. All right, so here we go. These are some Hollywood facts. They may be correct, they may be wrong. I'll ask you true or false.

[Bro (Cameron)]

But we'll know because you'll tell us.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Afterwards.

[Andy Samberg]

After we've got a guess first.

[Scott Aukerman]

All right. Is this true OR FALSE? Over 50 little people were hired to play munchkins in the wizard of Oz.

[Andy Samberg]

That's definitely true.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah, that's false.

[Scott Aukerman]

False. False is correct.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah.

[Andy Samberg]

48.

[Scott Aukerman]

No, there was over 50. Just. They were normal sized. Dorothy and the rest of the guy were all giants, actually.

[Andy Samberg]

Oh, good.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, they were all 12ft tall, bro.

[Andy Samberg]

Again, I want to thank you for stepping on Aukerman's punchline.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Hey, man, appreciate that. That's what sidekicks do.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah, he did take time to write these Out.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah, I know. And I'm helping. Take time, to be honest.

[Scott Aukerman]

Punch a home.

[Andy Samberg]

Not a lot of time. Time, nonetheless.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Well, I haven't taken any time to think about this.

[Scott Aukerman]

I am a little closer to death after having done it. Here we go. All right. True or false? Harrison Ford. Harrison Ford, big Hollywood star.

[Andy Samberg]

Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

Was discovered while working as a carpenter on the set of Star Wars.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Right.

[Scott Aukerman]

True or false?

[Andy Samberg]

I think that's false. He's working as a carpenter on the set of. What's the other movie? American Graffiti.

[Scott Aukerman]

False. You're right, it is false. But no, he was discovered when he shaved off his beard in the second act of the Fugitive and people said, oh, my God, you look like a movie star, asshole. Yeah.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Are we not gonna. Am I not gonna get a chance to answer?

[Scott Aukerman]

You did answer. You did answer. I heard you. You said false. Check the tape.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Did I?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Asshole. Here we go. Number three.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Okay, yeah, I think I did. I'm sorry.

[Andy Samberg]

Who do you think they're gonna believe?

[Bro (Cameron)]

Well, probably him.

[Scott Aukerman]

Cause he has. All right, number three. Tom Hanks lost over £50 for his role in Castaway.

[Bro (Cameron)]

False.

[Scott Aukerman]

True or false? False.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Because he gained it.

[Andy Samberg]

True.

[Scott Aukerman]

True. It is false. His head, Tom Hanks head, was actually photoshopped onto Ally McBeal's body. Yeah, that's a joke from the 90s.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Are you sure that you took time to write these out?

[Scott Aukerman]

I'm not sure, actually.

[Andy Samberg]

You might be freestyling this.

[Bro (Cameron)]

I think we were doing better when I was stepping on your punchline.

[Andy Samberg]

Any deep ally McBeal cuts you want to dig out of the crates? Oh, man, that dancing baby.

[Scott Aukerman]

All right, here we go. True or false? Mark Wahlberg wore a fake prosthetic penis in Boogie Nights.

[Andy Samberg]

I think that's true.

[Bro (Cameron)]

No way, man. False.

[Scott Aukerman]

False. Bro, you are correct. False. He wore the fake prosthetic penis in the Good Guys, but he only took it out during his close ups.

[Andy Samberg]

Do you mean the other guys?

[Scott Aukerman]

Fuck. Take two.

[Bro (Cameron)]

You want to try that again? I could step on the punchline.

[Scott Aukerman]

False. You were a Haha.

[Andy Samberg]

Ocarina.

[Scott Aukerman]

Forget it.

[Andy Samberg]

As promised.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, I didn't take a million years or do any kind of fact check, but who am I? Spin magazine. Low blow.

[Andy Samberg]

Double reverse burn.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Low blow.

[Andy Samberg]

Classic Aukerman.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Classic Ox.

[Scott Aukerman]

All right, our last one. Whoa. Chewbacca in Star Wars?

[Bro (Cameron)]

Forget it.

[Scott Aukerman]

In the Star wars trilogy, Chewbacca was played by a man in a Chewbacca suit. True or false?

[Andy Samberg]

It's true.

[Bro (Cameron)]

False again. That's cgi.

[Scott Aukerman]

Neither of you are correct. It is false. But Chewbacca was played by a Wookiee in a Chewbacca suit.

[Andy Samberg]

Seriously?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. They got a different Wookiee and they had to put a Chewbacca suit.

[Andy Samberg]

He had to pretend like he was Chewbacca the Wookiee.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, exactly.

[Andy Samberg]

He was actually Franklin the Wookiee.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, see, that's the problem. So that is a little something that we call. See, this was both informative and instructional.

[Bro (Cameron)]

You think it was hotter, those two things.

[Scott Aukerman]

Instructional and informative?

[Bro (Cameron)]

He was hotter in that Wookiee suit because he was a Wookiee underneath.

[Andy Samberg]

Hotter than it would have been for a normal person. Probably. Yeah. That's two layers.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Thank you for answering my question.

[Andy Samberg]

It's like a double decker taco.

[Scott Aukerman]

You've gotten really surly since you've taken those drugs.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Well, weed makes me pissed off.

[Scott Aukerman]

It's not having the desired effect.

[Andy Samberg]

I'm not smoking it.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah, no. I feel comfortable in my anger. You pieces of shit.

[Scott Aukerman]

All right, well, that is how you play Hollywood facts.

[Andy Samberg]

Hollywood. Holly wants to go to California.

[Scott Aukerman]

Hollywood Holly.

[Andy Samberg]

She belongs in California. What the is this song?

[Scott Aukerman]

All right.

[Andy Samberg]

What the fuck is that?

[Scott Aukerman]

That's our Hollywood theme, the outro.

[Bro (Cameron)]

You know, it's great.

[Andy Samberg]

Did you write that and have someone sing it?

[Scott Aukerman]

No, that's.

[Bro (Cameron)]

You know what's awesome about this show? All the music that goes between the segments is so nice and lengthy.

[Scott Aukerman]

Speaking of which, I think it's time to play our final game here. You guys ready for it? The very first time we ever played it was your first appearance on the show.

[Andy Samberg]

Really?

[Scott Aukerman]

That is true. So here we go. It's time to play. Would you'd rather.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah, yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Nice of him.

[Andy Samberg]

Please keep going.

[Bro (Cameron)]

It's so long.

[Andy Samberg]

I would have been really psyched if there was five and a half minutes of that.

[Scott Aukerman]

I. You know. Yeah, there is, but you got it short.

[Andy Samberg]

Can we listen to it a little bit more first?

[Scott Aukerman]

All right, here we go.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Thanks, man. Can you turn my cans up?

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah. Wow. All right.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay. Okay, that's enough. Really.

[Andy Samberg]

Careful what you wish for, I think.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah, man.

[Scott Aukerman]

All right. This.

[Andy Samberg]

Little more. Little bit more.

[Scott Aukerman]

Would you rather. Of course. We all know how this is played. Listeners send in their would you rather Scenarios to Twitter bbwir. That is omedybangbang. Would you rather not Bong bong. And I will say the scenario. I will then open the floor for questions. You can ask me any question you like about the scenario to narrow down your choice, because I have all the information here in front of me. And then at a certain point, I will Close the floor for questions and then you will vote, and then we will tally up the points and see who won.

[Bro (Cameron)]

And how do we know?

[Scott Aukerman]

That's pretty clear, I think.

[Andy Samberg]

I don't think I'm gonna just.

[Scott Aukerman]

No, start.

[Bro (Cameron)]

I got pissed off.

[Scott Aukerman]

All right, here we go. This is Tyler Keane. Tyler Keane asks, would you rather the first 15 seconds of every sentence you speak sound like a didgeridoo or you have bananas for hands? All right, I'm opening the floor for questions. Would you rather the first 15 seconds of every sentence you speak sound like a didgeridoo or would you rather have bananas for hands?

[Andy Samberg]

I'm telling you this. I'm already leaning towards don't redo.

[Scott Aukerman]

Don't do that, don't do that. Don't literally. Don't you dare. Don't you dare vote early.

[Andy Samberg]

I'm not voting. I just need to clarify.

[Bro (Cameron)]

This one seems cut and dry.

[Scott Aukerman]

Don't you dare vote early.

[Andy Samberg]

Can you start your sentences before you get to people, or do they have to sit through 15 seconds every time?

[Scott Aukerman]

Great question. You could. However, you never think of anything to say until you see someone, and it always reminds you of something that you wanted to say. So you gotta sit through 15 seconds.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Now, as far as the bananas go, are the peels like gloves and the banana on the inside is your actual hand?

[Scott Aukerman]

That is a great question. Yes, of course, when you go to a fancy dress party, you put the peels back on.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Oh, so most of the time the peels are off.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yes, exactly. Most of the time you have peels sticking out of your.

[Bro (Cameron)]

This is just adding to my case that this is cut and dry.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah, that's a really good question, bro.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Thanks, man. Oh, you're talking to me.

[Andy Samberg]

Can your bananas get squished, though, and, like, lopped off?

[Scott Aukerman]

Great question.

[Andy Samberg]

Because that's so much easier than a real hand.

[Scott Aukerman]

Your bananas could, if anyone ever were to try to cut them.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah, yeah, got it.

[Scott Aukerman]

So that's saying yes, they would squish

[Andy Samberg]

as easily as your average banana.

[Scott Aukerman]

As your average banana. Yeah.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Do they grow back?

[Scott Aukerman]

Wait, don't feel like sandy dog.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Do they grow back like worms?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, great question. Of course. Yeah. If they ever get squished or lopped off, they grow back.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Now we're playing with a different.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's why we play the game.

[Andy Samberg]

But I also will ask you this. Do they rot?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yes. Especially if you leave your hands in the refrigerator. They go bad quicker.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Oh, man. That's gonna be a problem.

[Andy Samberg]

It makes sense. Do bananas go bad faster in the Fridge. Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. They turn brown.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah, man, they do, bro.

[Andy Samberg]

I don't keep my bananas in the fridge. I guess for good reason.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, you can't. Not in this climate of the economy.

[Andy Samberg]

Okay. And can you. Can you shape the bananas and use, like, hardening solution to make them more like a hand, dildos or a dildo?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, of course. Yeah, you can lacquer them up.

[Bro (Cameron)]

So the real question is, would you rather have banana dildo hands?

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, I mean, if you wanted a dildo for a hand, but if you want.

[Andy Samberg]

If you were so inclined to make them into dildos, who would want a

[Scott Aukerman]

dildo for a hand? You want bananas for hands, not dildos.

[Andy Samberg]

I don't know. I feel like I've seen that on Real Sex on hbo.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Oh, yeah. A bunch of people with you may

[Scott Aukerman]

have been watching Edward Penis Hands.

[Andy Samberg]

I may have been watching that again.

[Scott Aukerman]

Did you ever see that classic, classic Porno movie from 1989 or so?

[Andy Samberg]

I haven't seen it. But, I mean, it's what it sounds like, right?

[Scott Aukerman]

Everyone's seen it. Yeah, everyone in the world has seen it.

[Andy Samberg]

No, no, I mean, what's it about?

[Bro (Cameron)]

My uncle screens it on his balls. On his dick and balls.

[Andy Samberg]

Wait, so it's just a guy with dildos on his hands?

[Scott Aukerman]

It's a parody of Edward Scissorhands, and

[Andy Samberg]

he's, like, pumping the dildos in and out of ladies. Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

And they squirt onto them and. Are you hearing what I'm hearing?

[Andy Samberg]

Sounds like a plane.

[Scott Aukerman]

God damn it.

[Andy Samberg]

Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

All right, we'll do a short one.

[Andy Samberg]

Okay.

[Bro (Cameron)]

I don't think music and short on this show exist again.

[Andy Samberg]

Cue me on the screen. Am I allowed?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

There we go.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Turn my cans out.

[Andy Samberg]

God, the intro's so long.

[Bro (Cameron)]

It's great.

[Scott Aukerman]

You ever see any movies you've seen recently?

[Andy Samberg]

This sucks. Why did you start this tradition?

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah, man, I saw Tree of Life.

[Scott Aukerman]

It's so people aren't bothered by the plane sound.

[Bro (Cameron)]

You guys see Tree of Life?

[Andy Samberg]

Very helpful. Wait, I feel it's coming, right?

[Scott Aukerman]

All right, we got a screen. Here we go. Scream first.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah,

[Scott Aukerman]

Here we go.

[Andy Samberg]

And taking a plane race. Taking a plane break. Taking a plane break. Taking a plane break.

[Scott Aukerman]

All right, great plane break, guys.

[Andy Samberg]

Is that another plane?

[Bro (Cameron)]

Fuck, I think it was.

[Andy Samberg]

Shit. Nah, man.

[Scott Aukerman]

It was not. I'm gonna make a judgment call and say it was not a plane break. I don't want people to get sick of plane breaks. We just had one last week, and now we have. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. All right.

[Andy Samberg]

Misjudged. The room.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah, man. Doesn't feel so good.

[Andy Samberg]

Does.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Doesn't feel so good.

[Scott Aukerman]

You're cognizant of the fact that you're constantly misjudging the room.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah, man, I'm high. I know I'm misjudging the room. In every room I walk into, you're just.

[Andy Samberg]

You're just plowing through it with confidence.

[Scott Aukerman]

Good cheer.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah, I like that.

[Bro (Cameron)]

I like it.

[Scott Aukerman]

All right, guys, we gotta vote. We have to. So I'm close to.

[Andy Samberg]

I'd rather. I'd rather. Didgeridoo.

[Scott Aukerman]

Didgeridoo.

[Andy Samberg]

Win. Wise out, because I want my hands.

[Scott Aukerman]

To do what?

[Andy Samberg]

Touch boobs.

[Scott Aukerman]

All right. And bro, how do you like to vote?

[Bro (Cameron)]

Didgeridoo. And why it's harder to deal with weed with banana hands.

[Scott Aukerman]

But don't you think that, like, every time you would go over to a customer's house, they would get sick of you? Oh, never mind.

[Andy Samberg]

Burn.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Do you want to finish that question?

[Andy Samberg]

Doesn't get it, man. This guy doesn't get it. Dude. I know.

[Bro (Cameron)]

This guy is crazy.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, no, we're talking about you, bro.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah, bro.

[Scott Aukerman]

All right, so you both voted the same way, so that is a tie. All right, let's go to one more question. Here we go. Steve the danger. Steve dangerous. All right. Wait, what.

[Andy Samberg]

What's his name?

[Scott Aukerman]

Tee Dangerous.

[Bro (Cameron)]

I know. Dangerous guy. I know. Steve dangerous.

[Scott Aukerman]

He asks, would you rather have hemorrhoids? Would you rather have hemorrhoids and only eat hot Cheetos, or would you rather look identical to Osama bin Laden with hemorrhoids?

[Bro (Cameron)]

Man, this is a classic dangerous question.

[Andy Samberg]

This is actually a no brainer. Classic.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, well, I'm opening the floor for

[Andy Samberg]

questions and I'll tell you why.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, don't vote, please, Osama bin Laden. You're gonna lose the game if you vote right now.

[Andy Samberg]

Osama bin Laden eats nothing but Cheetos. So it's basically the same thing.

[Scott Aukerman]

So it's basically hot Cheetos or cold Cheetos. And look, lycos on.

[Andy Samberg]

Is it like. I think he means spicy Cheetos.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, not tetra. No, no, no. That's why you have to ask.

[Andy Samberg]

Does he mean spicy hot?

[Scott Aukerman]

No, he means heated up Cheetos in the microwave.

[Andy Samberg]

That's a very common thing.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, put into Cheeto soup.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Now when he says look like Osama bin Laden, he means like really look like him.

[Andy Samberg]

That's definitely a plane.

[Scott Aukerman]

Guys, that was not a plane. That was a truck. All right, all right. By the way, donate to our new studio if you want to stop hearing plane breaks because this is being recorded

[Bro (Cameron)]

out of a hotel room at the Ramada near the Burbank Airport.

[Andy Samberg]

You guys have, like, soundproofish things.

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't know what their purpose is. They were put up, I guess, for the other rooms in the complex decoration.

[Andy Samberg]

You know what I think it is? I think it's to deaden the sound into the mics, and I think it's doing a great job. I'm right, right?

[Scott Aukerman]

I think it's to deaden the comedy engineer says.

[Bro (Cameron)]

And it's doing a great job.

[Scott Aukerman]

All right, any other questions other than the how hot the Cheetos? Yeah.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

What do you got, bro?

[Bro (Cameron)]

Well. Well, the hemorrhoids are the first question. Because you're gonna end up with hemorrhoids either way, right?

[Scott Aukerman]

Sure.

[Bro (Cameron)]

So if you have. Do you have Osama bin Laden's healthcare as well? Like the people that were caring for him in the place.

[Scott Aukerman]

His insurance, you mean?

[Bro (Cameron)]

His insurance.

[Scott Aukerman]

Do you have a stack of porno? Is that what you're asking me?

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah, exactly.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. You have everything Osama bin Laden had because everywhere you go, people treat you like Osama bin Laden or his ghost because they know he's dead now.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah, well, that's different.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, so. But, you know, you've managed to convince your followers that they missed.

[Andy Samberg]

Well, this raises a really interesting question, which is if you have hemorrhoids in this life, does your ghost have hemorrhoids?

[Scott Aukerman]

That is a great question. In the scenario where you only eat hot Cheeto soup, you have hemorrhoids as a ghost and as an angel, depending on your belief system. Got it. But. But when you look like Osama bin Laden, you ascend to heaven and you lose your hemorrhoids, you lose the ghostly veil.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Do you get the 72 virgins?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, you get it all, man. You get everything. They were right.

[Andy Samberg]

They were right.

[Scott Aukerman]

They were right about it all.

[Andy Samberg]

So funny how that's, like, pretty much all we know about OSAMA. It's the 72 versions thing.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's the only poll that any comedian has.

[Bro (Cameron)]

That is the only reference I am comfortable making.

[Andy Samberg]

Touche.

[Bro (Cameron)]

I can make a bunch of ones that are wrong.

[Scott Aukerman]

Sure.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Do you get Osama's jeans? His denim collection?

[Scott Aukerman]

His denim collection?

[Andy Samberg]

I thought you meant, like, his DNA.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Both. Do you get his DNA and his denim collection?

[Andy Samberg]

Do you get his winning personality?

[Scott Aukerman]

He left a little sample of his DNA. Yeah.

[Andy Samberg]

Because when you're that charismatic. When you're that charismatic, you can charm your way past some hemorrhoids.

[Scott Aukerman]

Sure, yeah man, you just bypass him into some. Can I squeeze in here into some angel just like that vampire booty?

[Andy Samberg]

Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

Do you mind if I slip the room? Got a foot in the door already.

[Andy Samberg]

I'm a vampire.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, that. Oh, great question. You are a vampire. In that scenario you are.

[Andy Samberg]

Oh wow.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Oh wow.

[Scott Aukerman]

You are not in the hot Cheetos scenario.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Okay, so you're. Osama bin Laden is a vampire.

[Andy Samberg]

You live forever.

[Scott Aukerman]

You're not Osama bin Laden. Come on, bro.

[Andy Samberg]

Just hemorrhoids and vampires.

[Scott Aukerman]

You look like.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Can you call me by my. My first name when I'm in here?

[Andy Samberg]

Cameron.

[Scott Aukerman]

I'm sorry.

[Andy Samberg]

Cameron.

[Scott Aukerman]

Thank you. You look like Osama bin Laden, but you are not him. But it's like a moon over parador thing where people treat you like it, so. But I just want to make that clear. You are not he. Nice.

[Andy Samberg]

Moon over Peridor.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Dude. Not familiar with that.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's all I know about not familiar with that reference.

[Andy Samberg]

I'll say that. That's man in the iron mask.

[Scott Aukerman]

Right, you guys all set to vote? Here we go. Ready? You said it was pretty clear cut, Andy. Yeah, but then you got some new information. We're on the edge of our seats. Okay, how do you like to vote?

[Andy Samberg]

Definitely vampire with hemorrhoids. That's not Osama.

[Scott Aukerman]

But who looks like Osama?

[Andy Samberg]

No, the other. You said one is just hemorrhoids.

[Scott Aukerman]

One is just hemorrhoids who eats hot Cheeto soup. Who gets hemorrhoids when he goes to heaven. Okay, that's one scenario. Okay, the other is hemorrhoids. Looks like Osama bin Laden. What were. The other is a vampire and loses his hemorrhoids when he gets to heaven and gets the 72 virgins.

[Andy Samberg]

Oh, I take that one.

[Scott Aukerman]

You take that one. Why is that?

[Andy Samberg]

Well, because you get to be a vampire, which is badass.

[Scott Aukerman]

It's true. They're very in right now.

[Andy Samberg]

You get to look like Osama bin Laden. The dream. And you get a sweet case of hemorrhoids. You get to eat as much hot Cheeto soup as you want and as

[Scott Aukerman]

little too because the other guy has to eat it. So yeah, you get to eat it as much or as little as you want.

[Andy Samberg]

And you lose the hemorrhoids when you go to heaven and you get to have no hemorrhoids while you're porking a bunch of.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's what it's all about.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah, that one became very clear in the end.

[Scott Aukerman]

All right, bro. Or Cameron. Sorry. How do you like to vote?

[Bro (Cameron)]

I disagree.

[Scott Aukerman]

With whom? With good. Mr. Samberg.

[Andy Samberg]

You know that's not my name.

[Bro (Cameron)]

I know, but I think that the listeners will find it amusing.

[Scott Aukerman]

What purpose does having you here serve other than that?

[Bro (Cameron)]

I don't know. I don't know. I go with the hot Cheeto soup.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay. Why is that?

[Bro (Cameron)]

I like hot Cheeto soup and I don't mind hemorrhoids, so.

[Scott Aukerman]

Wait, but you could have it all in the other scenario.

[Bro (Cameron)]

But I don't feel comfortable with the Osama stuff.

[Scott Aukerman]

He's also.

[Andy Samberg]

He's bummed out to lose the hemorrhoids when he goes to heaven.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah, well, once they become a part

[Andy Samberg]

of you, he wants to hang on to those hemorrhoids.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Andy Keenan. Let me explain my own decision.

[Andy Samberg]

I'm sorry, man.

[Bro (Cameron)]

I feel like I'm pretty eloquent.

[Andy Samberg]

The Bloomberg part of me just wants to get in there and. Lawyer.

[Bro (Cameron)]

I understand it.

[Andy Samberg]

Defending my client.

[Bro (Cameron)]

I get it.

[Scott Aukerman]

Are you done with your voting? Your explanation is at its end.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yes. Thank you for asking me like that.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, let me tally up the points, because you voted differently. You were tied before, and unfortunately, Cameron here voted correctly in the last one. And so he is the winner. I'm so sorry.

[Andy Samberg]

Fuck that.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Nice.

[Scott Aukerman]

So at a score of.

[Bro (Cameron)]

That's embarrassing.

[Scott Aukerman]

Three to zero. That last one was worth three?

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah.

[Andy Samberg]

Why would you do that to me?

[Scott Aukerman]

Scott, he is the winner. So sorry. And that is how you play. Would you rather.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Here we go.

[Scott Aukerman]

All right, cut it off. Cut it off. All right, guys, that is. We're running out of time.

[Andy Samberg]

Fucking came on all the way over here and you fucking gave it to the weed guy.

[Scott Aukerman]

Hey, man, sorry, but that's. You know, I gotta be fair. I gotta be tough.

[Bro (Cameron)]

You're the only person in the world that hates the weed guy.

[Scott Aukerman]

You think that he came.

[Andy Samberg]

It's not true. He kind hates you.

[Bro (Cameron)]

You're the only two people in the world that hate the weed guy.

[Andy Samberg]

It's not true. The engineer hates you.

[Bro (Cameron)]

This is the only room I've ever been in where everyone hates me. Hello, everyone.

[Andy Samberg]

I was just walking through the neighborhood. I thought I'd pop in the window and let you know I hate the weed guy. Oh, thank you, sir. That's four.

[Scott Aukerman]

I love that guy. What's that guy's name? Did you.

[Bro (Cameron)]

First of all, that guy was wearing Old Timey everything. He beat his head, straw boater, newsboy cap.

[Scott Aukerman]

He had sock garters.

[Bro (Cameron)]

He threw me a dime.

[Andy Samberg]

Scott, Scott, what other impressions. What impression do you have up Your sleeve that hates the weed guy. That you can do real quick.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, okay. There's, of course, like, hi, this is Gilbert Gottfried. Yes.

[Andy Samberg]

And I hate the weed guy.

[Scott Aukerman]

I've been in the antechamber this whole entire show, and I am now going back in it.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Well, tell Gilbert Godfrey I'm not a fan of his Aflac material.

[Andy Samberg]

He's gone.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, he's gone from Aflac, too.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Good.

[Scott Aukerman]

You're happy. All right, guys, we. We just have the last thing to do, which is, of course, a little something that we call plugs. Plugs. Plugs, Plugs, Plugs, Plugs, Plugs, Plugs, plugs, plugs, plugs. Box.

[Andy Samberg]

Plugs, plugs, Box, box, box, box, box.

[Scott Aukerman]

Spots, splats, splats, splats, splat spots. Splat, spots.

[Andy Samberg]

Splat, spots.

[Scott Aukerman]

Splat spots. Splats, splats, splat, spots. Wow. This had to be the week that someone writes a really long one. Two plane breaks. I like it.

[Bro (Cameron)]

I like it.

[Scott Aukerman]

Hollywood, would you rather. And a really long plug screen. All right, I'll shut up. Someone made this for us.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Oh, good.

[Andy Samberg]

Still going.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's not us, by the way. That's all.

[Andy Samberg]

Is that Gollum?

[Bro (Cameron)]

I was gonna say, do you get a lot of these sent in? And then you choose the one you're gonna put on?

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, engineer Doug sifts through the many submissions to find the best ones, and

[Andy Samberg]

that was submitted by Andy Serkis.

[Bro (Cameron)]

I'm not doing anything lately.

[Scott Aukerman]

Let me write a song.

[Bro (Cameron)]

So, engineer Doug, all of these today were your call.

[Scott Aukerman]

I did wanna say it is the WhatsApp hot dog memorial plug song by the OR section. By the way, what do you guys have to plug? You guys have any shows to plug? Any. Of course, Andy. We know Turtleneck and Chain is out there on itunes. And all your portals.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can get that in all the portals.

[Scott Aukerman]

And what else? You going back to SNL this year?

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah. Nexz.

[Scott Aukerman]

You've been. By the way, you've been doing a lot of stuff in the live show this year, which I really. I want to compliment you on. You've been stepping up your game in that respect. Thanks, Scott. I've really been enjoying that.

[Andy Samberg]

Thank you very, very much. I've been trying. So that means a lot.

[Scott Aukerman]

Any dates? Any videos? What are you doing?

[Andy Samberg]

I'm the Chief Shark Officer of Shark Week.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, good.

[Andy Samberg]

I think that starts July 29th.

[Scott Aukerman]

Wow. Where can people see that? Animal Planet.

[Andy Samberg]

Discovery.

[Scott Aukerman]

Discovery. That's right.

[Andy Samberg]

They.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Wait a minute. Shark Week's not on Animal Planet.

[Andy Samberg]

It's on Discovery, man.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, that's a fierce bidding war. Dumb.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Straight up dumb.

[Andy Samberg]

I think you're dumb.

[Bro (Cameron)]

I know. I know. Most people do.

[Scott Aukerman]

Wait, now, you said that we're the only people who think you do.

[Bro (Cameron)]

No, no. You're the only people that hate me. Most people think I'm dumb. Oh, okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

Excuse me.

[Andy Samberg]

I was in the neighborhood.

[Bro (Cameron)]

I just wanted to swing by and

[Andy Samberg]

say fuck the weed guy. Good day. Oh, thank you, ma'. Am.

[Scott Aukerman]

Hey, I wanted to come back here and say I'm Gilbert Gottfried, and I think you're dumb.

[Bro (Cameron)]

You don't have to introduce yourself.

[Scott Aukerman]

Hey, what's up, y'? All?

[Andy Samberg]

I just wanted to swing on and say, fuck you, weed guy. This is Shaq saying, have a good Christmas.

[Scott Aukerman]

Hey. This is Sax's older brother, Sax. Sax. In between playing the sax, I like to come by and say I also like to play the trombone.

[Andy Samberg]

Well, I got news for you.

[Bro (Cameron)]

I just popped in the neighborhood, and I hate everyone in here.

[Scott Aukerman]

Who's this? That's.

[Bro (Cameron)]

That's me.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's just. I knew it was you. Busted, you charlatan.

[Andy Samberg]

See you later, shack and Sack.

[Scott Aukerman]

All right, weed guy, do you want to plug anything? You have any?

[Bro (Cameron)]

I got a new strand. I got a new strand that'll be coming out soon. The bra named that bra named Inspector Widget.

[Scott Aukerman]

Mm.

[Bro (Cameron)]

And that's a pretty heady high. And that should be out soon.

[Scott Aukerman]

All right. And what am I plugging? I don't have any dates coming up. Oh, we're taping the Comedy Bang Bang TV pilot, so we'll let you know how that goes. And doing a little mini taping here with our guest here today. I'm very excited. Doing a little little bit in something we're doing. So I appreciate that. And that is it for the what's up, hot dog memorial plugs. Oh, but feel free to go to earwolf.com. we have message boards there now, so you can comment about this episode over there. So. And leave us a good itunes review.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah, and also, don't be a fucking dick in the message boards. You guys, seriously. Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

How did you know?

[Andy Samberg]

It's enough.

[Bro (Cameron)]

It's enough.

[Scott Aukerman]

Guys, vent your anger at your spouse.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah. And don't. You don't have to be the first one to say first.

[Andy Samberg]

I like to be the third one to say first. Yeah, that's original.

[Scott Aukerman]

Love it.

[Andy Samberg]

It's so meta.

[Scott Aukerman]

Guys. I mean, when I say guys, I mean. Andy, thank you so much.

[Andy Samberg]

You're welcome.

[Bro (Cameron)]

You are welcome.

[Andy Samberg]

Just me.

[Bro (Cameron)]

This is great.

[Andy Samberg]

Very welcome, Scott. I respect you a lot.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Thank you very much.

[Scott Aukerman]

You're a great friend and I appreciate you taking time. This is fun to be here.

[Bro (Cameron)]

And let's all do this again in like five years.

[Andy Samberg]

No, just me and Scott.

[Scott Aukerman]

Never.

[Bro (Cameron)]

You never.

[Andy Samberg]

Oh, remember last time I did this and it was. It was Zach and. Wait a second.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's a plan.

[Andy Samberg]

That's a plan.

[Bro (Cameron)]

That is a plan.

[Scott Aukerman]

All right, let's take a plane break out, guys. We'll see you next week. This has been Comedy Bang Bang.

[Andy Samberg]

You'll hear us next week.

[Bro (Cameron)]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'll hear.

[Scott Aukerman]

Coming back.

[Bro (Cameron)]

We're coming back. We're coming back strong.

[Scott Aukerman]

You guys ready for our last and final plane break?

[Andy Samberg]

Kinda.

[Scott Aukerman]

Also, you want to warm up your voice at all?

[Bro (Cameron)]

Is anyone. Someone owes me a hundred bucks.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, don't worry. Okay. Oh, and you owe me a hundred bucks for the pizza.

[Bro (Cameron)]

We'll call it. Fair enough.

[Andy Samberg]

Did we really order that? That's coming.

[Scott Aukerman]

We did. Yeah, it's coming. All right. You guys ready? Let me, me, me, me, me, me, me.

[Andy Samberg]

Scott, I'm gonna take off, man.

[Scott Aukerman]

Wait, we're in the middle of a plane break.

[Andy Samberg]

No, I'm just gonna. I'll see you later.

[Scott Aukerman]

Just kidding.

[Andy Samberg]

Psych your mind. Taking a plane break. Taking a plane break. One last time. Taking a plane break.

[Scott Aukerman]

Cause we always have to take in

[Andy Samberg]

a plane break week.

[Scott Aukerman]

We'll see you next week.

[Andy Samberg]

Are you gonna be my girl?