BOO-nus Bang: The Exorcism of Hot Dog (Jason Mantzoukas, Andy Daly, Paul F. Tompkins)

Summary

Comedy Bang Bang: "BOO-nus Bang: The Exorcism of Hot Dog" (Ep. 850)

Featuring: Scott Aukerman, Jason Mantzoukas, Andy Daly (as Byron Denniston and others), Paul F. Tompkins (as Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber and others)

Originally released: Feb 11, 2024. Reposted as a Halloween bonus episode on Oct 30, 2025.

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Episode Overview

This special "BOO-nus Bang" celebrates Comedy Bang Bang’s 850th episode with a star-studded (and character-packed) show. Scott Aukerman marks the milestone by inviting Jason Mantzoukas and beloved recurring characters Byron Denniston (Andy Daly) and Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber (Paul F. Tompkins) into the mayhem, joined by surprise drop-ins from “Hot Dog” and more. Centered around the pseudo-spiritual "exorcism" of Hot Dog, the episode is a hilarious exploration of in-jokes, fake British aristocracy, pop-culture deep-cuts, and surreal improvisational antics—the perfect CBB blend of absurdity, nostalgia, and meta-commentary.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. Opening Banter: Milestones, Dings & Aging (2:41–6:25)

• Scott references the show's longevity and jokes about "dingless" episodes and milestones with Jason.
• Running joke: Scott’s computer making ‘dings’—incites ongoing riffing.
• Mantzoukas and Aukerman reflect on “getting old” and the passage of time:

  “Doing that many of anything… Boy, we got old.” (Jason, 05:34)

• Jokes riffing on tech, Y2K, and nostalgia for the show's deep archive.

2. Character Drop-Ins: Shimmy, Robo-Shimmy, Hot Dog, August Lint (3:26–10:10)

• A parade of random CBB characters pop in and out, offering running gags about “having to go,” tandem bike rides, and accidental robot creation.
• Wordplay on “Terminator” and “Freaky Friday Face-Off” scenarios.

3. Valentine's Week and Dungeon Life (10:10–12:24)

• Jason claims he lives in a dungeon; Scott plays along with fantasy tales.
• “Cool ogre” with “surf culture,” sunglasses, and a side business making ogre-bone sunglasses.

4. Welcoming Byron Denniston & Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber (12:24–19:20)

• Byron and Lord Webber banter about British customs, royal watching, and “Big Ben Wise” volume adjustments.
• Webber insists he be called “chaps.”
• Debate over wardrobe and the aftershocks of musical “Bad Cinderella.”
• Mini-riff on Norman Jewison, “Jesus Christ Superstar," and perceived anti-Semitism:

  "They’re not necessarily cartoonishly evil with giant leather balloon hats.” (Byron/Andy, 15:56)

5. Deep Dive: The Coronation, Royally Bad Disguises, and Jigsaw Puzzling (19:20–31:42)

• Byron recounts going in disguise (with help from “Rick Baker,” Cher’s wigmaker, etc.) to the royal coronation.
• Make-up mishaps: “It looked like nothing so much as a woman disguised as a man, reverse Mrs. Doubtfire.” (Scott, 22:32)
• “Jigsaw” misunderstanding: they end up watching Saw movies after talking about the puzzles:

  “It was a real chocolate and peanut butter situation.” (Webber/PFT, 30:46)

6. Byron’s Obsessive Neatening, Poltergeist, and the Incompetent Exorcist (31:42–36:40)

• Byron cleans up Lord Webber’s house; Webber assumes it’s a poltergeist, calls exorcist “Padre Davide Benvenuto” (least successful, even causes possessions).
• Call-back to Guinness book, Fred Guinness cameo (via phone).

7. Sha Na Na Obsession & Rebranding Schemes (36:46–44:47)

• Hot Dog rhapsodizes about Sha Na Na’s demise, ambitions to buy the band's name for $10 million, and GoFundMe dreams.
• Extensive puns and alternate concepts:
  • “Are You Nanang My Sh?”
  • “Shanana Twain” (Shania Twain covers in the style of Sha Na Na)
  • “Janana” (reggae Sha Na Na)
• Dread Zeppelin nostalgia and tangent about reggae novelty bands.

8. Further Digressions: Minions, Munions, Mustard Bars (44:47–45:41)

• Lord Webber dreams up “Munions”—horizontal mustard-yellow Minions who eat mustard—and proposes selling mustard at theater intervals.
• GoFundMes for both hot dog’s and Webber’s wild ideas.

9. Segment: New Arrivals and Royal Developments (49:51–51:12)

• Return from break: Byron recaps recent "hospitalizations" amongst royals, jokes about Bigfoot-like Queen sightings.

10. Return of The Grizz and Wedding Humiliations (53:33–58:00)

• Grizz, Byron’s former nemesis (now lifestyle coach and water polo inspector), arrives.
• Humiliation at Grizz’s wedding: forced best-man speech, multiple outfits, serving drinks.

11. Lifestyle Coaching & Impersonation Schemes (59:00–62:41)

• Byron’s plan: have Grizz teach him his “lifestyle,” use prosthetics and impersonation to take over the Grizz’s life and his wife.
• Consults Greg Nicotero (makeup wiz) for zombie transformation, discusses posing as sick/zombified Grizz to cash in on sympathy.

12. Impressions Game & Phone Calls (64:20–66:12)

• Byron attempts multiple impressions: Grizz, Fred Guinness, Bill Paxton.
• Series of phone gags and cross-voices.

13. Dog-Related Records Controversy (66:22–68:05)

• Discussion: Oldest dog, Bobby, turns out to just look really old. Fred Guinness doesn't care about correcting the record.
• “Is there another dog who's gonna be upset?” (Fred Guinness, 67:31)

14. Plugging Projects & Comedy Bang Bang Action Figures (105:18–110:06)

• Mantzoukas plugs UK “How Did This Get Made” tour, Star Trek: Prodigy on Netflix, Percy Jackson.
• Webber (PFT) plugs Paul F. Tompkins’ variety tour.
• Byron plugs “Royal Roundup” on Andy Daly’s Patreon.
• Announcement: Comedy Bang Bang action figures (Scott Aukerman and J.W. Stillwater editions).

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Notable Quotes & Highlights

• “I don't like growing old, but I'm glad that I did.” (Scott, 05:42)
• “Never want to hear the words bad or Cinderella… not in such close company.” (Webber/PFT, 15:15)
• “If it’s inside an animal, get it inside me.” (Webber/PFT on sweetbreads, 19:34)
• “Jigsaw against one another... someone puts down a piece and the other person just takes it out.” (On competitive puzzling, 29:20)
• “He’s actually caused more people to become possessed than he has exorcised demons.” (On Padre Davide Benvenuto, 32:12)
• “I’m going to call them the Munions and make them oblong horizontally instead of vertically.” (Webber/PFT, 43:19)
• “If you’re a white guy in your 50s, you have a lot of Dread Zeppelin information.” (Jason, 39:33)
• “Are you in charge of water polo, or inspecting water polo-based crimes?” (Jason, 57:16)

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Time-stamped Memorable Segments

• 02:41 – Show milestone banter, “ding-less” episode, intros.
• 12:24 – Byron Denniston and Webber join; “Big Ben Wise” joke.
• 19:20 – Byron’s coronation disguise disaster story.
• 29:12 – Competitive jigsaw puzzle tales and Saw film confusion.
• 31:50 – “Poltergeist” setup and least successful exorcist riff.
• 36:59 – Sha Na Na ambitions, GoFundMe chatter, “Janana” band proposal.
• 44:47 – Mustard-colored Minions & “Munions.”
• 49:51 – Return from break; real-life royal updates.
• 53:33 – The Grizz arrives; Byron’s humiliation at the wedding.
• 59:00 – Byron plots to become the Grizz via lifestyle coaching and zombie makeup.
• 64:16 – Impressions contest (Grizz, Bill Paxton).
• 66:41 – Bobby, the not-so-old dog—Guinness record controversy.
• 105:18 – Plug bag and project shout-outs.
• 109:31 – Comedy Bang Bang action figures announcement.

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Episode Tone & Style

• Highly meta – Constantly breaks fourth wall, references CBB and pop culture lore.
• Improvisational character play – Characters pop in and out, interrupting with surreal, escalating bits.
• Pun-heavy, nostalgic, and self-referential – Especially regarding 70s-90s references, aging, and musical parody.
• Absurdist and emotionally playful – Veers from earnestness (“exorcising” Hot Dog’s malaise) to relentless joking, with an undercurrent of friendly camaraderie.

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Conclusion

For fans and newcomers, this 850th episode embodies Comedy Bang Bang’s signature comedic chaos. The “Exorcism of Hot Dog” is not just a send-up of horror tropes but a showcase of recurring character synergy, deep-dive pop references, and the show's willingness to let the weirdness build and flourish. Whether you love British caricature, Dread Zeppelin deep cuts, or meta-podcast lore, there’s something in this sprawling, joyful improv mess for you.

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Transcript

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[Hot Dog]

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[Scott Aukerman]

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[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Bang. Comedy Bang Bang Bang Ban.

[Scott Aukerman]

If you read this catchphrase then you might be a podcast host. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. Thank you so much to Tall F. Pompkins for that wonderful catchphrase submission. Tall F. Pompkins. And welcome to Comedy Bang Bang indeed. This is episode number eight, 850. That is right. 850 episodes of the Comedy Bang Bang podcast, including approximately 800 of those have had no dings on them, as I realize I need to put it on do not disturb. And there we are. It's on. This will be a Ding List podcast. This will be a ding podcast today. Shimmy, Shimmy, Shimmy. I'm just kidding around. Shimmy. What are you doing here? Gotta go. Oh, that's right.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

You really zipped.

[Scott Aukerman]

Right. Very brief. Very brief from Shimmy.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Did you think that. That that catchphrase was meant to be read in a Jeff Foxworthy voice?

[Scott Aukerman]

I tried to give it a Jeff Foxworthy spin without sort of tipping.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Impressions are so subtle.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yes. Too subtle, some would say. Sorry.

[Hot Dog]

I just feel compelled to stop in.

[Scott Aukerman]

Real quick to point out that it.

[Hot Dog]

Was me who taught you how to put your computer on do not disturb.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, my God. And he's got.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

What a delight. And he jumped right out a window.

[Scott Aukerman]

August, are you hanging out with Shimmy today? What's going on?

[Hot Dog]

Yeah, he and I are taking a walking tour of Hollywood.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Oh, gotta go.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yes, I feel you.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Who knew those guys were buds? Isn't it cool when you realize that people, you know, independent of each other are friends?

[Scott Aukerman]

It seems like August Lind, by the way, that was about a year ago he was on the show. I feel like he never went back to Germany. He's just been hanging out here. Ran into Shimmy.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I don't know what's going on with the Schneiderberg Pretzel Factory. I mean, without him there.

[Scott Aukerman]

We talked a lot about a biopic and all of that. You weren't. You were not here for that.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

But I wasn't.

[Scott Aukerman]

I do want to introduce you, though, because some people may recognize your dulcet tones. We have new listeners to the show who may not know who you are. Let's go through your credits.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Go the League. And we're done.

[Scott Aukerman]

The League, that movie that just went to Paramount plus very early on in the Pandemic, of course. With Mark Wahlberg.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Yep.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Infinite.

[Scott Aukerman]

Infinite, that's right.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Absolutely. How it's. How it's. It has penetrated the zeitgeist.

[Scott Aukerman]

It was not. Not referring to the number of watches on Paramount plus, apparently. And the voice of Mucinex, of course.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Of course. Mr. Mucus.

[Scott Aukerman]

M. Mucus. Is that his name?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

His name is Mr. Mucus.

[Scott Aukerman]

Has he ever been called that on the actual.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

And you know what? Call him. Put some respect. Mr. Mucus.

[Scott Aukerman]

Should I take Mr. Mucus's name out of my mouth? I love to take Mr. Mucus out of my mouth. He has his own podcast called how did this Get Made? Which is right here on the Earwolf Network. Please welcome back to the Show Jason Manzoukas.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

850 episodes.

[Scott Aukerman]

Can you imagine?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Wow. Wow.

[Scott Aukerman]

Doing that many of anything.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Boy, we got old.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Really?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

It's. It's no good. How is that 800? Think about that. 850 episodes.

[Scott Aukerman]

You know, I don't like growing old, but I'm glad that I did.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Oh, nice work.

[Scott Aukerman]

You know what I mean? I don't like growing old, but I'd.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Love to watch you walk away.

[Scott Aukerman]

I thought you were walking away. Get around again. All right. Can I see your butt as you leave? Sure.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I think these guys are stuck in the yard.

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't know what they're still doing here. They keep saying they have to go.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I think they're skinny dipping in the pool.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

That's why his butt's out.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's fine.

[Hot Dog]

I got to go.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I didn't know August Lip was.

[Scott Aukerman]

You don't. It's not. No need to announce your departure.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

They're not arriving. They're not. They're not announcing their arrivals, just departures.

[Scott Aukerman]

Jay, it's great to have you back on the show.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

So excited to be.

[Scott Aukerman]

Especially for 2024. 2024.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Can you believe it?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

We got here.

[Scott Aukerman]

I remember when I was a kid, I thought the year 2000 seemed so far away.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Yeah, in the Conan bit.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, I was so far away from that Conan bit.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Yeah.

[Hot Dog]

Yeah.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

And now here we are.

[Scott Aukerman]

Now here we are. We're almost as.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

As we're a quarter century past the year 2000. Past Y2K. Remember when all of our computers completely crashed and we couldn't use them anymore?

[Scott Aukerman]

It was chaos. For a good three years.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Plunged into an analog life.

[Hot Dog]

That's right.

[Scott Aukerman]

We were. We were forced to say ones and zeros to each other.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

That's it.

[Scott Aukerman]

1 0, 1, 1, 1, 1 0.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

100 0, 11 0.

[Scott Aukerman]

Year 2000 to, like, 2002.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

You know, a lot of.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Did I hear my name?

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, who's this? Yes.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Wait.

[Scott Aukerman]

New.

[Hot Dog]

New.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

New arrival.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I'm Robo Shimmy.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Robo Shimmy.

[Scott Aukerman]

Let me guess.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Got to go.

[Scott Aukerman]

Robo Shimmy.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Wow.

[Scott Aukerman]

My gosh.

[Hot Dog]

Hey, y'.

[Scott Aukerman]

All.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Oh, hi, Jimmy.

[Scott Aukerman]

Did you see a robot?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Yes, there is a robot.

[Scott Aukerman]

Did you create a mad robot?

[Hot Dog]

I did.

[Scott Aukerman]

I, I. I took a page out of Urkel's book.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

Just that one, I hope. That one. No, I don't have a Smooth French alter ego.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

So you in fact did do that.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's all I know about her cob.

[Hot Dog]

Okay, okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

I've been a robot all along. I gotta go.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Is that canon now?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Oh, my gosh.

[Scott Aukerman]

Maybe he just thinks he's.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

We have to reframe everything about August Lint.

[Scott Aukerman]

I wonder if Shimmy created an AI that's going to take over the world, wouldn't that be ironic?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

That would be pretty incredible. Or if, like the robot Shimmy is some sort of Terminator situation. Yes, a Terminator version of Shimmy.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's. Oh, wow, how interesting. A Terminator version of Shimmy. Yeah, I don't think the Terminators were versions of anyone. Maybe in the. In the Terminator franchise, I bet they.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Were a version of someone.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, you think that. Arnold. Arnold. Let me try to say his name one more time. Arnold Schwarzenegger.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Arnold was. Was Arnold.

[Scott Aukerman]

This is actually a good idea for a spin off or a sequel or a franchise movie. The person that the Terminator was based on and he doesn't like the machines and he fights them.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

And then suddenly he has to face off against.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

He resents with Cyberdyne Industries. Oh, and he has to do Face Off.

[Scott Aukerman]

He has to do a face off and then you find out that he swapped minds with the Terminator.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

So it's a face off and a mind swap.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yes, it's apparent. Not apparent. Trap. What is it? Freaky Friday. Freaky Friday Face off situation.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Freaky Friday face. That would be incredible.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, I'm scrapping the Terminator idea. I'm just. I just want to do Freaky Friday Face off where. Mom.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I know, I know.

[Scott Aukerman]

It's serious. Jimmy, I gotta go. I know, I know. Please don't come back. Freaky Friday Face Off.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Where is that girlfriend in a coma.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, Freaky Friday Face off where a mom and a daughter, they switch bodies and then they do a face off situation. Why then. But then it's.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Why do they do the face off if they've already switched bodies?

[Scott Aukerman]

Because. Because they're tired of not having their own face.

[Hot Dog]

Oh, so.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

So they're in each other's bodies, but they face swap so that they can go back to their normal lives.

[Scott Aukerman]

So it's like young Lindsay Lohan and Jamie Lee Curtis. They swap bodies and then they switch faces. But then Jamie Lee Curtis has her face on a very tiny body. Yeah, and hold on. I think I just found out my new case. I was just gonna say Jamie Lee Curtis. You just slow down.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

You slowed down. Broke eye contact. Broke Eye contact.

[Scott Aukerman]

I broke our eye contract.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Looked wistfully.

[Scott Aukerman]

At the moment. We have a contract with each other.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

We signed a contract.

[Scott Aukerman]

We just locked throughout the entire show. That's why we don't like the fact that Jimmy and August Linder here, they.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Keep distracting and tempting me to break eye contact.

[Scott Aukerman]

Exactly. Well, Jason, what's. This is Valentine's week, The week of love. Are. You have a lot of people knocking down your door?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Everybody's knocking. Knocking at the door of the. Of the. The dungeon that I'm living in.

[Scott Aukerman]

You do live in a dungeon, which is.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I do live in a dungeon.

[Scott Aukerman]

Anytime I go to see, I have to cross the moat.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I live in a castle dungeon. Y. There's a moat. There's.

[Scott Aukerman]

I lower the drawbridge.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I lower the drawbridge. There.

[Scott Aukerman]

There's an ogre underneath it.

[Hot Dog]

You know what?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

That ogre turns out is very cool.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Really? Yeah.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I was.

[Scott Aukerman]

You know what?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I judged an ogre by his cover. Cool like Shrek or not cool like Shrek? See, that's a big thing for him. He's like, I'm not like Shrek. I'm cool. Like an actual cool person.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, okay. So you wear, like, sunglasses and stuff like that?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Sunglasses. A big part of it. Surf culture.

[Scott Aukerman]

Older sunglasses.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

What's that?

[Scott Aukerman]

Nothing. Wait, what'd you say?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Thank you, Jimmy.

[Scott Aukerman]

We don't need back. Did you say they should make ogre sunglasses? Now? Do I mean sunglasses for ogres?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Yeah, that's what I'm wondering.

[Scott Aukerman]

For sunglasses made of ogres? Yes.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Okay.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Like, it's ogre bones. Are the frames.

[Scott Aukerman]

Ogre bones. Beautiful bones.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Into my brain.

[Scott Aukerman]

Bye.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Gotta go.

[Scott Aukerman]

Jimmy, where are you? August is lost. Marco.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

They're on a tandem bike.

[Scott Aukerman]

Marco. And they can't find each other. Just look behind one of us says Marco, and the other says Polo.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

We don't just keep both say Marco and Polo.

[Scott Aukerman]

August, just look over your shoulder. He's right behind you on the tandem bite. I'm right behind him, aren't I, Jason?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Ogre Bones is what.

[Scott Aukerman]

Sorry, we left off at Ogre Bones. Well, it is the week of love for all of our listeners out there, and we hope that.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Will you flood the house with flowers? Will you? You know, is it chocolate?

[Scott Aukerman]

That's not just Valentine's Day. Yeah, that's. I. I treat every day as if it's Valentine's, and then on Valentine's Day, I. I do nothing.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Savage. What a. What a move.

[Scott Aukerman]

Power move.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, Jason, it's great to have you. We do need to get to our first guest. Oh, wow. All right.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I would love to.

[Scott Aukerman]

We actually it's first guests, if that's okay. Why not? Because they're here together. We last spoke to them. I believe it was episode somewhere around 799 or 801. Somewhere around there.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

Somewhere. Somewhere in that realm, in that range. They attended the coronation together.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Of course.

[Scott Aukerman]

Please.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Of the new king.

[Scott Aukerman]

Of the new Charles. King Charles. And we want to catch up with him, see what's been going on. But please welcome back to the show Byron Dennis. I wanted to say Byron Donaldson. That's someone different.

[Hot Dog]

Is it even a person?

[Scott Aukerman]

I think so.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Do you know someone?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Yeah, let me look up Byron Donald simply must be. If you are Byron Donaldson, please do get in touch.

[Scott Aukerman]

I guess it's not a person.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

It's not a person.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

There's no such a person Byron Donaldson as Byron Donaldson.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Anyway, we stepped down to research that.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Combination of names has never been used.

[Scott Aukerman]

There is a Byron Donalds and if he has a son, I hope that he names him Byron Donalds.

[Hot Dog]

So this they would clear legal.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yes, that's right.

[Hot Dog]

We could go ahead and use it.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yes.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Byron Denniston has final draft open. What do you.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, what's going on? Is this final draft 16?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

The cursor is going on on a character's name that he hasn't put in yet.

[Hot Dog]

This is perfect. Byron Donaldson.

[Scott Aukerman]

Please feel free to. Feel free to use it, but Byron Dennison is here and Lord Andrew Lloyd Weber.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Yes, hello. Don't know I was introduced second. I am a lord.

[Scott Aukerman]

I, I beg your par. Well, I, I don't. They say save the best for last.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Oh, Scott, Rick, you've done it again.

[Scott Aukerman]

Welcome back to the show, guys. So is it okay if I call you guys? You are English gentlemen.

[Hot Dog]

Oh, yes. No, I, I enjoy your American colloquialisms and various casual conversation techniques. I, I think they're wonderful.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

For myself, I'd prefer chaps.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, Chaps. Yes, I, I like chaps.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

These two chaps.

[Hot Dog]

Yeah, I'm turning up my volume. It's my microphone working.

[Scott Aukerman]

It is. But can you hear the headphones? Can you hear the two of. Or the three of us, rather, but not yourself.

[Hot Dog]

There's something like that. No, there I am. Oh, fine.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Very good.

[Hot Dog]

Fine.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

This he heard time.

[Scott Aukerman]

Here in America, it is clockwise to go louder. I don't know what it is there.

[Hot Dog]

It is quite different to jolly old England. Yes, yes. It's Big Ben Wise to go.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Yeah, you must go Big Ben Wise for louder.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okra bones.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Ben Wise balls Please welcome Ogre Bones.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

And Big Ben Wise.

[Hot Dog]

Oh, they'd never be on the same bill.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I know. It's a flight of fancy, I suppose.

[Hot Dog]

I suppose.

[Scott Aukerman]

Something I would hear in Bad Cinderella by Andrew Lloyd Webber. Please, I. I'm so sorry to bring that up.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Don't bring it up.

[Scott Aukerman]

Do. Do you think. Do you never want to hear the words bad or Cinderella?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Not in such close company.

[Hot Dog]

I'm not familiar with that. Is it?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

You should be, Byron.

[Hot Dog]

Did you know that Norman Jewison was not Jewish? Here's why I bring it up. He recently passed away.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Indeed.

[Hot Dog]

And he directed the film version of Jesus Christ, which is so wildly anti Semitic as a film. And I thought to myself, well, at least.

[Scott Aukerman]

Why would you say that?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

One moment.

[Hot Dog]

What? What is it?

[Scott Aukerman]

What?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

How is it anti Semitic?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

No, wildly anti Semitic. I consider it anti Semitic.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Oh, of course. What's this now?

[Scott Aukerman]

I thought it was just canon that the people who killed Jesus were Jew.

[Hot Dog]

Yes, but they're not necessarily. Cartoonishly evil with giant leather balloon hats.

[Scott Aukerman]

I see.

[Hot Dog]

It's a bit over the top.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

You feel that the hats are anti Semitic?

[Hot Dog]

Yes, I do. If it weren't for the hats, if they had, say, regular hats, I think it'd be fine.

[Scott Aukerman]

Regular hats? Like what? Like a Sherlock Holmes.

[Hot Dog]

What do they call it? The Deerstalker hat.

[Scott Aukerman]

Deerstalker.

[Hot Dog]

Wonderful. That's a good hat.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

It was the 70s, darling. Yes, I know. This is what wardrobe design was like then. It has nothing to do with religion. Also, if we're going to get into it, the, the. The crucifixion of Jesus Christ was a collab between the Jewish people and the Romans.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's right.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

It was Jewish people, times Romans.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Exactly.

[Scott Aukerman]

Times Roman. I'm just saying.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Or I would say.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I would say times New Roman.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I would say Romans, parentheses, feet, period. The Jews.

[Scott Aukerman]

Close parentheses, Romans, feet. Boy, that's another one of my kinks.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

These are all. These are all searches that are auto.

[Scott Aukerman]

Filling on your succession. Of course.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Oh. I thought maybe you're one of those blokes who. Roman feet five times a day.

[Scott Aukerman]

Guys, it's one. Or chaps, rather. It's wonderful to have you back. You. Now, I don't know that you knew each other on the last episode. Or maybe you did. I can't remember, but it seems like you're close friends.

[Hot Dog]

We don't necessarily measure time by episodes, you and I, but.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

No, we don't. I sort of measure it by the days of my life.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

[Hot Dog]

But I, I, we. We met quite A while ago, I think, you know, I. I presented myself as a. A very wealthy backer of West End shows. And it took several months before you realized I wasn't really. But by then we were friends.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

No, not at all. He hoped to go to shows for free so that he could see royals there.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yes, I see.

[Hot Dog]

I wanted to go on the nights when the royals would be there.

[Scott Aukerman]

Those were normally the premiere nights, I would think. Or are they going like, you know, five weeks later when the cast is settled in?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

They're very canny, the royals. They do wait a bit.

[Scott Aukerman]

Do they really?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Yes, let's. Let's let them find their feet.

[Scott Aukerman]

They say, oh, interesting.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Sorry to excite you.

[Hot Dog]

Yes. But, you know, I. I always wanted to be in the audience when the royals were there with a clear view of the royals and simply watching them the entire time and never the show.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

That's your show. The show you're there to watch is them watching the show.

[Hot Dog]

That's right. That doesn't go down so well.

[Scott Aukerman]

Were you requesting that Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber turn an entire seat around facing the other way?

[Hot Dog]

Yes. Right in front of them.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

A row.

[Hot Dog]

Right in front of them. It's almost like when you ride a train.

[Scott Aukerman]

Right.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I wish he had requested it rather than just did.

[Hot Dog]

Well, yes, I brought some power tools along and I sort of.

[Scott Aukerman]

Those are the best kind of tools for this kind of situation.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Imagine the. The look of shock on the face of Betty Buckley walking out there and seeing one theater seat turned around with sawdust still on the floor. For where he's saw it from. From its very moing.

[Scott Aukerman]

Like it was some sort of bar with sawdust on the floor or something. A draft house. All right, but haven't you ever been to one of those with peanuts on the floor and sawdust and.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Do you want to rethink that question?

[Scott Aukerman]

I'm so sorry. What do you drink? Are you. Do you. Do you tipple?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Oh, I like a bit of sherry, A brandy after a fine meal.

[Hot Dog]

A port.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I love a port with a digestive.

[Scott Aukerman]

Are all of your meals fine meals, though, I would imagine.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Yes, indeed.

[Scott Aukerman]

So you're just drinking port all the time?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Time. All the time.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Oh, I feel like you are like a. You are like a gout magnet. I feel like you've got gout all the time. So, like, such rich eating.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I haven't been called that since I was in public school.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

This guy, total gout.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Here comes Andy, the gout magnet.

[Scott Aukerman]

Are you just eating sweet breads every meal?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I love sweet bread. If it's inside an animal. Get it inside me. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I have a bit of brain.

[Hot Dog]

Oh, dear.

[Scott Aukerman]

Byron. You. You att the coronation. Is that. I think we were talking to you beforehand.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

That's. That's what I was trying to remember.

[Scott Aukerman]

Or was it after?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I think it was prior to King Charles.

[Scott Aukerman]

And you debuted the song that you were going to have. Song Lloyd Weber.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

That's correct.

[Scott Aukerman]

How did this all go over everything?

[Hot Dog]

Well, it was. It was fascinating. I had to get into. Into sort of an elaborate disguise.

[Scott Aukerman]

No, you don't say.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Yes.

[Hot Dog]

Just to sort of pass myself off as someone else. But I sat with the Lord Webber and we had a lovely.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's right.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I think we.

[Scott Aukerman]

I think we saw pictures of this. You were next to Lord Andrew Lloyd Weber.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Yeah. Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

In some sort of like.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

With a mustache. Did you have a mustache?

[Scott Aukerman]

Some sort of like Monty Python Mr. Cre costume.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Disguisest disguise anyone has ever seen.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Master of Disguise from. From Master of Disguise.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I don't know what.

[Scott Aukerman]

Sort of like the Mr. Turtle guy.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

The character's name is Pistachio Disguisey.

[Hot Dog]

I see.

[Scott Aukerman]

I'm sorry.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Disguisey family.

[Hot Dog]

Absolute best makeup department available. And Rick Baker did this for you? Yes. Baker and the absolute best wig maker.

[Scott Aukerman]

Did Rick Baker still have some of the clump stuff lying around? You're just like, look, I'm gonna wear clothes over it.

[Hot Dog]

Lump stuff.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

The clubs. You're not familiar with the clubs. Eddie Murther.

[Scott Aukerman]

They're in that film.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Yes.

[Hot Dog]

Wonderful. So good. So good.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

He did hire Rick Baker and I thought it was a bit unusual that halfway through the singing of Blake's Jerusalem, Byron Denniston started to turn into a werewolf.

[Hot Dog]

Yes. It was very elaborate makeup. It sort of self turns into a.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Well, yes. It was stealing focus, if you don't mind my.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Well, you were in London.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

True.

[Scott Aukerman]

Indeed.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Werewolf transformations are endemic.

[Hot Dog]

And my hair was perfect because I hired Cher's wig maker to make myself.

[Scott Aukerman]

She was just here a couple of weeks ago. Yeah.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

She doesn't. Her voice doesn't sound so good.

[Scott Aukerman]

I know. She was in the car.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

She doesn't remember how to sing. I got you, babe.

[Scott Aukerman]

I know.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Did Bob Mackie make all the clothes?

[Hot Dog]

Absolutely. And my sunglasses were by Dolce. Not Cabana Solo side project, but the finest outfit. But. And yet people online immediately zeroed in on me and said, that man's in disguise.

[Scott Aukerman]

We were sent this picture a lot, saying, this is obviously Byron. Everyone figured it out.

[Hot Dog]

I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I especially a fortune trying to look like anything. Like a regular man.

[Scott Aukerman]

Did you look up an image search of regular man?

[Hot Dog]

Yes, I had pictures all over the makeup trailer. Regular man.

[Scott Aukerman]

Regular man.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

It looked. It looked like nothing so much as a woman disguised as a man.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, it was like a reverse Mrs. Doubtfire.

[Hot Dog]

Well, it did. That is. That was Baker's approach. First he made me look like a woman, but then he made me look like a man. Because he said, there's no way to really make. Make a man.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

That's how he. From a man. Only God may do it. Only God.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Did he start with a man? Did he start with a rib?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Yeah, he starts with a man's rib and he builds a woman around it. Then he puts on male accoutrement.

[Hot Dog]

Sorry, I skipped a step. First I was an ape.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, okay.

[Hot Dog]

And then I was a woman.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

And then I was now original Planet of the Ape style or Tim Burton Planet.

[Hot Dog]

Oh, no. Original planet.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Okay.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Okay.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

May I ask a question about the Planet of the Apes series of films? Sure. Why are they still happening?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I.

[Scott Aukerman]

And it'll be a decade in between them. It feels like.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Or more.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. It just feels like there is no demand for them. And then suddenly one will pop up of like, hey, this is coming out.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

You'll be like, people have been working for years on the years of their lives. Finally, it's out. Oh, I feel after the very first Planet of the Apes film.

[Hot Dog]

Yes.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Seemed all tightly wrapped up. No need to explore any further.

[Scott Aukerman]

You did it.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

There is shockingly so many of them that series. Not even the recent Matt Reeves.

[Scott Aukerman]

The original film series. There's like eight of them.

[Hot Dog]

I've always felt that Beneath the Planet of the Apes was beneath the Planet of the Apes.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, I see.

[Hot Dog]

Quite beneath the same thing.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I must say the same thing with your Godzilla. Why are they still.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

After the first Godzilla movie.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

Who.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

How do you ever say, let's bring it back?

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, this. And now he's meeting King Kong again for the second time. And it's like, what do they have to talk about?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Talk about Also Godzilla minus one. What does that title mean?

[Hot Dog]

What does that mean?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

That's the new math that kids have to learn.

[Scott Aukerman]

I mean, Godzilla and Kong is like Godzilla plus one.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Godzilla plus one, you take it will call.

[Hot Dog]

But Godzilla minus one. Isn't it a concept film where you're sort of interacting with it?

[Scott Aukerman]

Have you seen this, Byron?

[Hot Dog]

No, I've only imagined. Isn't it a concept where he's on screen and you're sort of wearing a virtual reality headset? And you feel that you're with him.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, is that what it is?

[Hot Dog]

I believe that. Is it.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, okay. All right.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

And I was wrong.

[Scott Aukerman]

Are you. Are you a VR person?

[Hot Dog]

I'm. Yes, absolutely.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

But you're not real.

[Hot Dog]

No, no, no, I'm real, but I love to put on.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Are we headset?

[Hot Dog]

I have no idea.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Are we in your game?

[Hot Dog]

I'm not wearing the headset now.

[Scott Aukerman]

So this comedy Bang, Bang. Canonically just a VR imagination of Byron Dennison.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Royal Watcher Byron Dennis.

[Scott Aukerman]

It's like a St. Elsewhere situation.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

This is. I watched the pilot for Saint Elsewhere recently. Pretty bad.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, especially if you go backwards, knowing everything. Yes. That it's just the imaginations of a child. It's hard to take seriously.

[Hot Dog]

In the pilot, was Howie Mandel let off the chain at all?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

He wasn't really. They're still finding.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Yeah. All right. Howie Mandel, very hot comedian. And they said, let's put him in this medical drama and let's have him be the mildly amusing character he is.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Like the Patch Adams of this hospital.

[Hot Dog]

Yes.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I don't believe that's true. He doesn't even go as far as Pat.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

He doesn't. He does it.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

No.

[Hot Dog]

I remember tuning in, saying, well, he'll be funny. And he wasn't.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Surely he'll do the surgical glove on the head causing. He's in a hospital.

[Hot Dog]

Of course, he must never did.

[Scott Aukerman]

Didn't he get a. He, he.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

He.

[Scott Aukerman]

He got some sort of injury from that, didn't he?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

Like his nasal cavities or something like that.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

From doing the rubber glove on the head.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Hot Dog]

Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

You know this for certain?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

He's got rubber nose.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, wow.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

And is that why he has OCD or hypochondria or whatever it is? Whatever.

[Hot Dog]

Germaphobia.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Hot Dog]

It destroyed the part of his brain that was okay with germs.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, if we could all do that.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I'd love that.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

If I were to psychoanalyze him.

[Hot Dog]

Yes.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

It'd be a. Through an enthroned psychologist for a moment, I believe. My theory is that he put surgical gloves on his head so much much. Gave himself a terrible injury and then knew he could never go near a surgical glove again. It made him terrified of germs.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's right. Because is say he gets sick and he needs to go under the knife. He's so afraid of them, he'll never be able to do it.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Is that what you mean, the surgical gloves?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yes. Because, like, he. He's so afraid of germs, he doesn't want to get an infection. Because then he'll have to go to the doctor who's wearing.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

No, it's because he can't wear surgical gloves.

[Hot Dog]

Oh.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

And so he.

[Scott Aukerman]

So he can't perform operations.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Yes, if you like.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I think we've unpacked that.

[Hot Dog]

He has to think of his own skin as a pair of surgical gloves.

[Scott Aukerman]

I see.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Which no one should be forced to do.

[Hot Dog]

I've heard that he has a second home. His family lives in one home and he lives next door in a home that he keeps nice and tidy. And I think that's a wonderful idea.

[Scott Aukerman]

I mean, in a way, it's like just having your own bedroom. It's across the street.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Is anyone allowed in the other home?

[Scott Aukerman]

I doubt it.

[Hot Dog]

What would be the point?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, really. Does he go into the point of.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Having a family, then? They don't see each other. They're just neighbors.

[Hot Dog]

I want to know if this entire house is meant to be the paragon of neatness and orderliness. I'd like to have a look at it and see if it really is. Is it really the family that's holding him back from keeping his house clean, or is it himself?

[Scott Aukerman]

Do you think you'll become a Howie Mandel watcher eventually instead of just a royal watcher?

[Hot Dog]

It's possible. I have to tell you, I've been, since the coronation, a bit bored with.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

The royals, I was going to say. Are there any, like. You've also, it seems like, been spending quite a lot of time stateside here. Have you found any local people to decide to get into? It sounds like you're getting.

[Scott Aukerman]

I mean, Howie Mandel is kind of the king of comedy.

[Hot Dog]

American royalty, as close as it comes. Used to be the Kennedies, but I'm afraid the crown is rather charming. Yes. Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Careful, you're talking about someone from the comedy community.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Who are you?

[Hot Dog]

Oh, Cheryl Hines husband.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yes. We. We protect our own.

[Hot Dog]

That's a bad idea. She doesn't disagree. She doesn't agree with him on everything. She's been very clear.

[Scott Aukerman]

She's okay with everything that's going on. Though currently it seems like she just.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Says, look, my husband and I, we're different people. We have different thoughts. He's insane. I'm not.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Or maybe I'm just someone who loves being married to an insane person.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

You don't both have to to be sane in order to be married.

[Hot Dog]

Right? Of course not.

[Scott Aukerman]

So. So, yeah. I mean, there's not been a lot going on. Byron there. I mean.

[Hot Dog]

Well, there wasn't for quite A while. And I. I began to get into. Well, Lloyd Webber and I have been heavily into competitive jigsaw. Puzzling sort of thing. Great. Yes, we've been doing that.

[Scott Aukerman]

Watching other people do it. Or doing it yourself?

[Hot Dog]

No, doing it ourselves.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

All of it. I mean, we've. We've jigsawed against one another.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Indeed.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Then we've teamed up to jigsaw against another team.

[Scott Aukerman]

Jigsaw against one another. Is it like someone puts down a piece and the other person just takes it out?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Out? Yeah, it's pretty much.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Is it? And is there. Is there like a chess clock? You put a piece in, hit the clock, boom, boom.

[Scott Aukerman]

The other person just takes out. Throws it away.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Or you can't throw it away. You don't do that with chess.

[Scott Aukerman]

Puts it in the. In the pieces and mixes them up.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Yes, but you. You are. Then you put in a piece. It cannot be the same piece.

[Scott Aukerman]

Different piece.

[Hot Dog]

Very interesting.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, this is. This sounds fascinating.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

We've also started watching all the Saw films together.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yes, they're amazing.

[Hot Dog]

Oh, that jigsaw.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

What will he get up to next? He's cheeky.

[Hot Dog]

I know, I know.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Cheeky monkey.

[Scott Aukerman]

Saw one through eight and then Jigsaw and then Saw X.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Exactly.

[Scott Aukerman]

Interesting. So how far have you gotten into the jigsaw films?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Yeah.

[Hot Dog]

How many are there?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I think we're halfway through. There's 10.

[Hot Dog]

About halfway through. But you know what? I messed up. And I watched the most recent one after watching the second.

[Scott Aukerman]

Chronologically, it comes in between one and two.

[Hot Dog]

So it does, but I watched it between two and three.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Oh, Byron.

[Hot Dog]

I know.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Why didn't you tell me?

[Hot Dog]

Well, I felt ashamed.

[Scott Aukerman]

How did you guys get into this? Did someone say, do you want to play a game? Referring to puzzles. And the other person said, oh, the.

[Hot Dog]

Saw films happened rather organically.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Yes, it did.

[Hot Dog]

I said, I'm such a huge fan of jigsaws. And you said, well, then we should watch this. And then. And you were a bit confused.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Yes.

[Hot Dog]

And I've had meant the jigsaw puzzle and you had meant the jigsaw character. And these are the sorts of things we get up to.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

It was a real. Chocolate and peanut butter.

[Hot Dog]

Very much so.

[Scott Aukerman]

Are you living together or.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

We're living now. We have houses next door to one another. Oh, okay.

[Hot Dog]

Well, you know, it's just the way I want it.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I had a spot of bother recently.

[Scott Aukerman]

You don't say.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

There was a poltergeist in my home.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Oh, wow.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Yes. I had to hire an exorcist. Here's what would happen. I would be in my home, and then, you know, I have scripts lying around, and then I would go into. I would.

[Hot Dog]

I would leave a room.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Go into a room, and then the script would be in a neat pile. Can you imagine anything more chilling than that?

[Scott Aukerman]

It sounds to me like Byron was coming over and visiting and just like, rearranging.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Is that so?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Well.

[Hot Dog]

I was ashamed and didn't want. I have a thing for neatening up. I just do.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Well, I. I do appreciate it, but I did. I am terrified of the supernatural. So I did call an exorcist to come in, and I shouldn't have given him the credit. I suppose it was Byron doing this all along.

[Hot Dog]

No, no, no. Give him the credit because he did ask me to stop coming into your house unannounced.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

But I did find that he. After the fact, he was the worst exorcist I could have hired.

[Scott Aukerman]

No, the exorcist from hell.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Because he put a. He put something in there.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

No, he's just incompetent. Oh, okay. I. I looked in the Guinness Book of World Records.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Oh, we know that guy.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, I know someone who works.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

He's the least successful exorcist.

[Scott Aukerman]

The least success.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Usually they give you Padre Davide benvenuto. Oh, that guy.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, we. Our friend was talking about him.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

He's actually caused more people to become possessed than he has exorcised demons.

[Hot Dog]

Remarkable.

[Scott Aukerman]

He's in the book. Do you know. Have you ever met this person that we're talking about?

[Hot Dog]

Either of you? I do think so.

[Scott Aukerman]

Fred Guinness.

[Hot Dog]

Oh, Fred Guinness. I think I have met Fred.

[Scott Aukerman]

You have met Fred Guinness?

[Hot Dog]

I do, but quite.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, well, he was over the phone. He lives in Ireland.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I don't think I've met him, have I?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

No, we could. We could call.

[Scott Aukerman]

Fred gets to call him.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

He always takes the call.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Let me. Let me see if I can hear. Okay, let me. I'm dialing the phone. Why are you saying beep boop while I'm dialing the phone?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I was nervous the. The listener wouldn't know that we were making.

[Scott Aukerman]

They're hearing it as I call. Yeah.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I thought you were trying to fill time in the silence.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

No, in between the real. You were pressing buttons and the no beeps was happening in my cans. So I was like the listeners just hearing.

[Scott Aukerman]

The listeners are hearing it. They're just not great. Sorry, let me press the last number. Okay. It's ringing. It's ringing. Still ringing.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Go for Guinness.

[Scott Aukerman]

Hi, Fred.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Scotty.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Hey, Guinness.

[Scott Aukerman]

What's Going on.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Is that Jason?

[Scott Aukerman]

I hear Jason's here with me.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Jason.

[Scott Aukerman]

Hello. Guess who else is here. Is this what?

[Hot Dog]

I.

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't remember.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Maybe I sound more like this.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's right. Yeah.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Who else is there? Who else you got?

[Scott Aukerman]

Byron Dennison is here.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Byron.

[Hot Dog]

Royal watcher.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Nice. Nice to make your acquaintance again, Byron.

[Hot Dog]

Lovely.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Now, what's going on, guys?

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, we also have someone else here.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Who?

[Scott Aukerman]

Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Hello.

[Scott Aukerman]

Are you in the book? Andrew Lloyd Weber? I would think you would be. Most successful?

[Hot Dog]

Longest running.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Longest running show, maybe.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I did hold that record for quite a while. A while. For Les Mis.

[Hot Dog]

Wonderful. I love his Les Miz as much. That's your. That's my favorite of your shows. Andrew Lloyd.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

It's not one of mine.

[Scott Aukerman]

What about Sweeney Todd? I love Sweeney Todd, is one of my favorites.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Not one of mine.

[Scott Aukerman]

Seems like it should be, though. It's so popular.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Assassins?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

That's not one of mine.

[Hot Dog]

The Color Purple.

[Scott Aukerman]

No.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Have any of you heard of Bleeding Cats?

[Scott Aukerman]

Bleeding Cats.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Bleeding Cats. I'd love to.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I do. I regretted it as soon as it was out of my mouth. Hi.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yes, hello.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

It's a pleasure to meet you. Well, the pleasure is mine. You're a lord. Yes, I am, but not the Lord. I'm not religious. So. Yeah. You do hold the record for most successful person to have an absolute flop on Broadway. Don't remind me. And everyone.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, my God. We're talking about Bad Cinderella. Cinderella, that's correct.

[Hot Dog]

What was so bad about her?

[Scott Aukerman]

Ticket sales.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Very funny.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, when you call something bad, whatever, it's. It just inviting those kind of headlines is a risk.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

But if it's successful, then of course you get the reviews that say Bad Cinderella is anything but.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's true. Yeah.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

That's what you hope for.

[Hot Dog]

Yes, that's what they were hoping for. I believe, with Beneath the Planet of the Apes.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Hot Dog]

Beneath the Planet the Apes is above the Planet of the Apes as far as this critic is concerned.

[Scott Aukerman]

What a great headline, but it certainly never materialized. Yeah, yeah.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Planet of the Apes now holds the record for most movies.

[Hot Dog]

Oh, really?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yep. Just across the entire franchise.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Across all movies.

[Scott Aukerman]

Across all movies, yeah.

[Hot Dog]

The majority of films concern Planets of the Apes.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

No.

[Scott Aukerman]

Or planets themselves.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I don't really parse these things. It's just most movies.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Wow.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay. Interesting.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Are you sure that's what I sound like?

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't know.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I'm wavering on it, but I'm gonna go with it.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I didn't know I was gonna get this call today, so I didn't really bone up on my own voice.

[Scott Aukerman]

Do you have to go? I'll ask Jimmy or.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Oh, shimmy there.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, he's somewhere around here along with August.

[Hot Dog]

You should have put your phone on. Do not disturb Fred Guinness.

[Scott Aukerman]

Augie Dog. Oh, I, I almost said Hot Dog. I did not do that. Wait.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

It'S so early to have this.

[Scott Aukerman]

Many people here, Hot Dog. I, I sort of. I didn't say what's up, Hot Dog. That would have. Oh, no, it's the Hot Dog Doppler effect.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

He's phasing in and out.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, no, he's here. Fred, I think we have to go. We have to talk to Hot Dog.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Okay, bye.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

That was the voice.

[Hot Dog]

I came here to talk to Fred G. Oh, no.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Oh, no.

[Scott Aukerman]

He just hung up.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

He was just on the phone.

[Hot Dog]

Oh, well, I'll catch up with him later.

[Scott Aukerman]

I, I Hot Dog, before you go and I, we do have to take a break in a second, but I, I did. Anything going on with Sean Anaha?

[Hot Dog]

Oh, yeah, it's a lot going on.

[Scott Aukerman]

What's going on?

[Hot Dog]

Well, you know, Shouting out called it quits, but I got in touch with Screaming Scott Simon and Johnny.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Oh, yeah, they called it quits. There's no more Shannon.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, you go to their website and that it just. There's a big announcement there.

[Hot Dog]

They have.

[Scott Aukerman]

We broke the news on this very podcast.

[Hot Dog]

Yeah, they have tour dates.

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't think anyone went on that website until we actually broke the news.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I think this is. This technically is the Foremost Shanana podcast, in instance.

[Hot Dog]

Yeah, I got. I better. I gotta hope so are, Are you.

[Scott Aukerman]

Doing a Sha not recap podcast?

[Hot Dog]

No, I do a podcast called A Skiing and a rockin or something like that. But we talk about Shannon there quite a lot. But it's not really a Sha and I podcast.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Have you thought about doing a Sha. Excuse me, Shannon podcast called Are you nanang my sh?

[Hot Dog]

Are you nanang my Sh? Yeah, I mean, I haven't thought about it, but I'm thinking about it now.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

But I ask.

[Hot Dog]

Well, here's what I've said to Screaming Scott Simon. I said, hey, can I buy the name Sean Onna from you?

[Scott Aukerman]

It's just lying fallow.

[Hot Dog]

Operate as Sean on. Yeah, yeah, that was my plan and we're talking about it. He wants $10 million. It's a lot of money, and I don't know how I'm going to scrape that together, but that's what I wanted to talk to Fred Guinness about.

[Scott Aukerman]

What if you just called it something similar? But, but you know, without the confusion in the marketplace that would lead to people thinking you're trying to, you know, something like sh.

[Hot Dog]

How would you spell it?

[Scott Aukerman]

Shaw. N U H. Dash U H. Probably. Nuh.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Wait, wait, wait. What have you put the emphasis on the middle now?

[Hot Dog]

Shanana.

[Scott Aukerman]

Shanana.

[Hot Dog]

Still spell it the same way.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Let's go, girls.

[Hot Dog]

I think that's a good idea. And you could capitalize that a right so that people know that that's what it is.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Put it in italics.

[Hot Dog]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

What if you did that? Sang Shania Twain songs in the style of Shanan? It was Shanana Twain.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Yes. It's like a Dread Zeppelin. Yes, exactly.

[Hot Dog]

Oh, those guys were great.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

They really were. I have all the records.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

That was like a re. They had a real moment for what they were.

[Hot Dog]

Did, man.

[Scott Aukerman]

They played the Palace.

[Hot Dog]

Hot Damn Tamale Ahab. Remember, their Moby kick was great. They were a legit reggae band. Yeah.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

It shouldn't have worked, but it did.

[Scott Aukerman]

It did.

[Hot Dog]

Did Tor Telvis.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

And now here's my question. Did it really work?

[Scott Aukerman]

I can't believe we're all fans.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

We all know so much about Dread Zeppelin.

[Scott Aukerman]

If you're listening, we all love you.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

If you're a white guy in your 50s, you have a lot of sh. A lot of Dread Zeppelin information.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Tortelvis. Send us some T shirts.

[Scott Aukerman]

Torch Elvis, please.

[Hot Dog]

So.

[Scott Aukerman]

So $10 million. You don't know how you're gonna raise this. Oh, that's.

[Hot Dog]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Do we want to put it out there to the listeners? Maybe the listeners can, like, you know, send 5, $10 or maybe even 10 million.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

That would be gofundme.

[Hot Dog]

That would be great. Yeah, yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Especially the 10 million part. Yeah.

[Hot Dog]

If somebody would. If I set up a Gofundme and somebody just sends $10 million to it, that would be ideal. Yeah.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

What do you. Would you have any stretch goals?

[Hot Dog]

Oh, like beyond the 10 million? Oh, yeah, that's a good idea. And I would give it all to Screaming Scott. I would. Whatever above. 10 million also goes to Screaming Scott.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Hot Dog]

And Donnie, of course. But.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Well, that's Screaming Scott.

[Hot Dog]

What?

[Scott Aukerman]

That's between. Scott.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Can I pitch a In line with Dread Zeppelin?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

A when you in line, I got excited. I thought we were going to talk about Star. Exactly.

[Scott Aukerman]

Inline skates.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I saw it.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I saw that.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I saw that show in high school.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Oh, thank you.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Fantastic. A. A A reggae version of Shannon called Janana.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yes, Janana.

[Hot Dog]

You know me. I say I like that a lot.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Yeah.

[Hot Dog]

Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

You like this. I do.

[Hot Dog]

You know, I followed Harry And Megan down to Jamaica for the premiere of One Love and.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's right.

[Hot Dog]

Was wonderful. And I did. I unscrewed the seat and turned it around and watched them watch it and they loved it. And so, yes, I'm a fan of this reggae and all that.

[Scott Aukerman]

And a fan of Shannon. Or do you not have any idea? They're Americana.

[Hot Dog]

Fine. But for that to be.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yes.

[Hot Dog]

What did you say?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

They're not Americana.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, what do you consider Americana?

[Hot Dog]

Well, they're the number one interpreters of American rock and roll.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Americana is. Is roots music.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

It's murder ballads and stuff.

[Scott Aukerman]

I mean, I consider the 50s to be sort of Americana. Wouldn't you?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

No.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay. What's the cut off?

[Hot Dog]

Well, you.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I. I don't.

[Hot Dog]

The 50s took place all over the world.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's a good point. Not just here in America.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

You can't get one over on Hot Dog. May I propose? Okay. Dread Zeppelin had. It had the reggae thing. Yeah. It had the Elvis thing and it had the Zeppelin things. Three things.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Three things.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Three things. So if Janan has reggae.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yes.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

It has Shannon.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yes.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Which is like doo wop, kind of that rock and roll.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

What if it's also so. A little further in the future.

[Hot Dog]

Olies.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

So it's Jana, Nana, hey, hey, hey, Goodbye.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yes. Is that Gary Glitter?

[Hot Dog]

But no, thank God.

[Scott Aukerman]

Thank God.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

But the tune is. Is a reggae version of it.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Exactly. Yeah, exactly.

[Hot Dog]

I'm not following.

[Scott Aukerman]

It's.

[Hot Dog]

It's reggae and Shanana and you'll see that one song.

[Scott Aukerman]

One song.

[Hot Dog]

Stadium Number One. Something like that. Is that what it's called?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Stadium Number One.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Very good.

[Scott Aukerman]

I think Banana Rama also did that song.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Oh, wow. And this leads us directly into the Minions, I believe.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yes.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Kevin, you're a big minions. I love the musicians.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

That's a musical for you.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I've been trying to get the property.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Really?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

They won't. They want $10 million.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Oh, wow.

[Scott Aukerman]

We need to do two competing GoFundMes.

[Hot Dog]

In what universe? I'm sorry? Are the Minions worth the same amount as the name Sha. Give me a break. Give me a break.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I'm going to call them. Here's my way around it. I'm going to call them the Munions. And I'm going to make them oblong horizontally instead of vertically.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, so they're just. They're. They're wider than they are tall.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Yes. They still look like pill but pills.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

On their side instead of like standing tall. Mike and Ies. They are on their side.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Mike and.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, most Mike and Ikes. And pills are horizontal. It's very hard to get them to be vertical.

[Hot Dog]

Almost impossible.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Exactly. So mine just makes more sense.

[Hot Dog]

Yes, it does. What color are they going to be?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Mustard.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

So a darker yellow, like a fancy mustard seeds. Oh, have you any grapey pun?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Of course I do.

[Hot Dog]

And so instead of eating bananas, they'll eat lots and lots of mustard.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Exactly.

[Hot Dog]

I like it better.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

There will be pots of mustard all about the stage.

[Hot Dog]

That's wonderful.

[Scott Aukerman]

But you can never see if they make a mess because they are mustard colored themselves.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Indeed. And we will sell mustard at the interval. Oh, really?

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, there will be intervals.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Smart.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Yes. Instead of gin and tonic, you can get a pot of mustard.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, Jesus Christ.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

A pot. A pot.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

A four pot. It's a pot of mustard.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I love it.

[Hot Dog]

May I propose a gin and mustard?

[Scott Aukerman]

Good.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Now you've got me thinking.

[Scott Aukerman]

This might be the official drink of comedy. Bang bang. Gin and mustard, neat. Celebrate 850 episodes.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I'll have a gin and mustard on the rocks.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, look, guys, we. We need to take a break, if that's okay. But who's sticking around? Hot dog, can you stick around?

[Hot Dog]

I don't know.

[Scott Aukerman]

And Byron, obviously you. You'll still be here because we have much to talk about.

[Hot Dog]

Indeed.

[Scott Aukerman]

And Andrew Lloyd Weber, you can still be here.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I don't know.

[Scott Aukerman]

You don't know.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Okay, I may have to leave.

[Scott Aukerman]

You may have to. I under. I totally understand if you have to. This is 850 episodes. People come and go as they please.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Well, indeed.

[Scott Aukerman]

And of course, so strangely drove a.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Double decker bus here. And.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's right.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I have to feed my meter.

[Scott Aukerman]

And then you're. You're on the top. You. You extended that steering wheel all the way.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Exactly.

[Scott Aukerman]

All the way to the top 10.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

It's a devil's drive.

[Scott Aukerman]

You're like Hightower in the Police Academy films. Like taking out the front seat.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

You're not the first to say that.

[Scott Aukerman]

All right, we need to take a break. Jason, you'll still be here. When we come back, we'll have more from Byron Denniston, maybe more from Hot Dog. I don't know if Shimmy and August are still around. Fred. Fred Guinness is on the.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Who knows?

[Scott Aukerman]

Who knows what's going on?

[Hot Dog]

I had to go, so. No.

[Scott Aukerman]

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[Scott Aukerman]

Comedy Bang Bang. We're back. We have Jason MANZUKA and celebrating 850 episodes of what?

[Hot Dog]

Though you haven't said of what.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, no, of the Comedy Bang Bang podcast. The podcast you're on right now.

[Hot Dog]

Understood.

[Scott Aukerman]

Do you know that you're on a podcast right now called Comedy Bang Bang?

[Hot Dog]

Not entirely, no. But now that you've said it, it makes sense. Everyone keeps saying speak to the microphone.

[Scott Aukerman]

Honestly, I'm not saying it enough for an episode of Comedy Bank. You're not hearing any dings too. That may be what's throwing you off.

[Hot Dog]

Dings? No, no dings.

[Scott Aukerman]

Normally on Comedy Bangmag we have dings where I get a choice to learn.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Oh, nothing but dings. This show has lately just become nothing but dings.

[Scott Aukerman]

And Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber had to leave apparently. But hot dog, are you still here?

[Hot Dog]

I'm still here. I don't know how I get unsummoned.

[Scott Aukerman]

You know what I mean? We have to say your name backwards.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

All right?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Oh, like Mr.

[Scott Aukerman]

Mix Up Mixelplix.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Mr. Mixelplix.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. It's hard enough to say his name forward.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

It is.

[Scott Aukerman]

Like, what, am I gonna start saying that guy's name backwards? How would you exactly. But Byron, tell us. I wanted to ask you about something because it just made the news recently and it sort of piqued my interest. But. But there is something going on with the royals.

[Hot Dog]

Oh, indeed.

[Scott Aukerman]

Some sort of hospital stay for two of the royals.

[Hot Dog]

Oh, indeed.

[Scott Aukerman]

Fill me in. What exactly is happening?

[Hot Dog]

Well, all right. So you know, I Noticed things were rather quiet amongst the royals. You know, it sort of seems as though. As though Harry and Meghan had sort of gone off and done their thing and whatnot. And the Queen Elizabeth is doing a very good job of keeping a low profile and staying in hiding.

[Scott Aukerman]

A few people have seen her like the Loch Ness monster here and there.

[Hot Dog]

Right, right. But she's really kept a low. Prof. And.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Scott, what are you doing?

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't know.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Get to turn the dings off.

[Scott Aukerman]

Sorry, I'm just trying so many things. Trying to turn these dings off, but. So, yeah, there have been a few sightings, like Bigfoot or what have you.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

What is this?

[Hot Dog]

Scott, you really need to turn off these things. Oh, for heaven's sake.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

What are you getting? What message is that?

[Scott Aukerman]

What this is?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

What message do you get that has a choo choo?

[Scott Aukerman]

I seriously think it's on. Do not disturb. I don't know what's happening right here. I don't know what that.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Oh, that one was suspenseful.

[Scott Aukerman]

Sorry. These are.

[Hot Dog]

Have you updated to the new operating system?

[Scott Aukerman]

August, you're back.

[Hot Dog]

Yeah, yeah, I can give you help.

[Scott Aukerman]

Thank God, because I. I honestly don't know what I'm doing.

[Hot Dog]

You gotta press focus.

[Scott Aukerman]

Focus.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Did you work in the IT department at Schneiderberg Pretzels?

[Hot Dog]

Briefly, Yeah, I did, you know, because I was on suspension.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, they're. Oh, yeah.

[Hot Dog]

Suspended me from Sold.

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't know what's happening. I don't know who's trying to contact. Contact me here.

[Hot Dog]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Wait, wait. Can I just read my messages. Fine.

[Hot Dog]

Who's messaging you?

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, it's this guy. I know this guy. His. His name is.

[Hot Dog]

It doesn't come up there on the message.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, I just. I know him by a different name. I know him by his nickname, but, uh, uh, this guy, the Grizzly, it's trying to mess.

[Hot Dog]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Oh, we all know him.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

No, no, no.

[Hot Dog]

Whatever. The Grizz.

[Scott Aukerman]

From what?

[Hot Dog]

Oh, no, no.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, I think he. I need to unlock the door. Sorry, the Grizz has been trying to get in.

[Hot Dog]

Don't unlock the door. Don't unlock it. Actually, keep it locked.

[Scott Aukerman]

I need to unlock the gates. Unlike this is the anti. Wtf. I need to unlock the gates. Here, let me just. God.

[Hot Dog]

Oh, for Christ's sake.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Oh, wow.

[Hot Dog]

Oh, no, it just got.

[Scott Aukerman]

Hey, guys.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Just got dark out.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Well, well, well, as I live and breathe.

[Scott Aukerman]

Sorry, guys, this is my friend Greg.

[Hot Dog]

It's me, Greg, in it. Yes, Mr. Mallet, aka the Grizz.

[Scott Aukerman]

You know each other?

[Hot Dog]

Oh, yes. We've had innumerable dealings where the Grizz and I. Here and there and all around. Matter of fact, you know, there was a time when he and I were the same lady. Lady Amelia Spencer, in fact. And I'm sorry to say that since the last time we've spoken to you, they have, in fact, become married.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Whoa.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

That's right.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Congrats.

[Hot Dog]

They've known. Run.

[Scott Aukerman]

Congrats, Greg.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Thank you. Thank you.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's so. I mean, I didn't know. I. I didn't get an invite, I guess.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

No, I didn't either.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

No.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

And we've met a bunch of times.

[Scott Aukerman]

You guys met, too.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I forgot that you invite everybody you've ever met to your wedding.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I think so. I think that's how it works.

[Scott Aukerman]

If. If you had to, it would probably be, what, like, 500 people tops, right?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Max?

[Hot Dog]

I did HBO.

[Scott Aukerman]

Max.

[Hot Dog]

I did invite HBO.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Max. He's my. He's my mate. What has HBO.

[Hot Dog]

I. I was at the wedding, of course. At Grizz's behest. I was compelled to.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I made him watch.

[Scott Aukerman]

Did you get to object?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

No.

[Hot Dog]

No. Oh, no. Not only was I made to watch.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I. I dared him to object.

[Hot Dog]

Yes.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I.

[Hot Dog]

The vicar.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Take a big, long pose.

[Hot Dog]

Well, he made me be the ring.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Did he make you turn your seat around to face everybody?

[Hot Dog]

Yes.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

Away from the bride.

[Hot Dog]

Oh, no.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I could see the tears streaming down his face.

[Hot Dog]

It was just. The entire day was devoted to humiliating me. The number of references and the vows that they wrote, the two of them, to me, was striking.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

People cry.

[Hot Dog]

I think they were crying in sympathy with me.

[Scott Aukerman]

In fact.

[Hot Dog]

It was so sad.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

No, I mean, they were crying, laughing. It.

[Hot Dog]

They'd never seen anyone so horribly defeated and humiliated.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

It was.

[Hot Dog]

It was really an entire wedding weekend devoted to humiliating me. I had to serve drinks at the cocktail affair.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Oh, wow. So you were, like, employed.

[Scott Aukerman]

What?

[Hot Dog]

But not for money. Just to avoid being whipped. It was terrible.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Several wardrobe changes throughout the day.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Like what? Like silly, silly clothes. What were they? What were they?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Depending on your occupation, of course. First, yeah, A lovely little pinafore. When he brought the ring down the aisle.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Well, so you were really integrated into the ceremony?

[Hot Dog]

Very much so.

[Scott Aukerman]

Almost where it was more about you than it was about the couple.

[Hot Dog]

It's certainly how it felt to me. He had to give a best man speech that I wrote without the luxury of being the best man, even. But, yes, I had to give a best man speech, and he wrote it, and it was only full of insults toward myself.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I wish we had that.

[Scott Aukerman]

I'm so sorry, but this is now remind reminding me you guys have been on the show together a few times. Yes, my friend Greg has been. Yeah, I got to know you through this show.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Yeah, we're friends. We like each other.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, we like each other. Right?

[Hot Dog]

Yeah, of course.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Hot Dog]

Remarkable how anyone could like Greg Mallet. The Grizz.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Come on man, he's the Grizz. I've only met him a couple times here at the show, but the dude's a blast.

[Scott Aukerman]

He's a water polo champion.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Nobody beats the Grizz.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Nobody beats the Grizz. You know, that's the T shirt.

[Hot Dog]

I'm sorry, but that is true. You know, he is a water polo inspector.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Inspector?

[Scott Aukerman]

Wait, did you did get a promotion?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Yeah.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Is that a. Is that a department of the British police?

[Hot Dog]

It's.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

It's under the ages of the crowd.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, is it the Ministry of Water Polo?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

That's right.

[Hot Dog]

Wow.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Are you looking at the new minister?

[Hot Dog]

Her Majest.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

His Majesty's new Minister of Water Polo. Wow.

[Scott Aukerman]

Congratulations.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

So are you in charge of water polo or inspecting water polo based crimes?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Like ncis?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Both. I'll look around a water polo blow pitch and I'll say look, ship shape to me, okay. And then somebody says, so play on. There's been a murder. We suspect water polo foul play.

[Hot Dog]

By waterfowl.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Sometimes.

[Hot Dog]

Sometimes.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Then I have to consult me old mate Shedley. Sully Sullenberger.

[Scott Aukerman]

Wait, you don't you know Sully Sully?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Course I do. Hero of the arts.

[Hot Dog]

And he is.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Yeah.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

So if you have some sort of goose related problem. Indeed. You got.

[Scott Aukerman]

How often is it a goose related related problem?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Four out of five.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, I would think so.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

So you've got his number.

[Scott Aukerman]

Wy creatures.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Geese hate people.

[Scott Aukerman]

We. We were talking. We're talking about Sly on a recent episode about how what people don't know about that miracle on the Hudson is every single people, every single person, every single people, every single person, every single soul that he saved had to get one of their limbs amputated, if not both. Yeah.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Why?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

It was so cold that they lost their feet. The frost bite, didn't they?

[Hot Dog]

So cold in the Hudson. Yes. But you'd rather be them than the geese.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I dare say.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. In any case, I'm so sorry. I didn't. I did. I didn't remember, honestly, that there was some drama between you two guys in.

[Hot Dog]

The article, by the way, about your wedding. Grizz, you are mentioned as not in this article. As an inspector or instructor of water polo, but as a lifestyle coach. What is that?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

You don't know what that is? Or in need of a lifestyle coach, like, oh, that would be great.

[Scott Aukerman]

Would you take on Byron as a client course?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I would.

[Hot Dog]

Really?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I'll be glad to.

[Hot Dog]

What would you do for me? I think my lifestyle is wonderful.

[Scott Aukerman]

Can I talk to you for a second? Yeah. Jason and I want to talk to you. Hold on, Greg. I'll. I'll be right with you.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I'll just be over here in this puddle. Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

Byron.

[Hot Dog]

Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

Here's an opportunity for you.

[Hot Dog]

What sort of an opportunity?

[Scott Aukerman]

Hire him as your lifestyle coach. Yes. Yes. And then he'll teach you about his lifestyle, and you can just take his place.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Oh.

[Scott Aukerman]

Once he gives you all of the secrets.

[Hot Dog]

And I call Rick Baker and I can make myself look like.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Well, now, hang on, hang on. This did not go well, though. I don't know that that's the answer.

[Scott Aukerman]

I mean, you're gonna start as a rib and then an ape, and then who else?

[Hot Dog]

Does this work? Because I should look like the Grizz, shouldn't I?

[Scott Aukerman]

Honestly, Rick Baker is the only pull I have, so I don't know who else does it.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Sorry. Oh, just passing by. I'm Greg Nicotero. I was just. Oh, Greg.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Yes, from the water.

[Scott Aukerman]

Not you, Greg. Not you, Greg.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Well, I heard people talking about special effects makeup, and I thought.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yes, yes. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I didn't think about you, Greg.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Incredible. Greg Nicotera from the Walking Dead, from countless other incredible productions.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

To mention.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Yeah.

[Hot Dog]

Greg, may I ask you, did you see the gentleman sitting next to Andrew Lloyd Webber at the Coronation of the Queen?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Yeah. That was you, right?

[Hot Dog]

Isn't that amazing? Give me your critique of that makeup work.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Well, it sort of looked like, to me that you were trying to let people know you were wearing a disguise.

[Hot Dog]

See, I wasn't at all.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

It wasn't. It didn't look very natural. It looked so cartoonish, and it just seemed like. Well, no actual human being looks like that.

[Hot Dog]

Wow, look at that.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

You know, it was almost a Tony Clifton.

[Scott Aukerman]

What would you have done differently?

[Hot Dog]

No, but that was a real person. Tony Clifton was a real person.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, yeah, that's true.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

What would you have done differently, though? He's still around.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I guess that's true. Yeah. I. I would have. I would have done a shorter wig. I would have done a more human.

[Scott Aukerman]

It was like a mob, wasn't it? Yes.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Yeah.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

It was like a Dutch boy.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I would have done a more human scaled mustache and probably you know, glasses that you can wear at night. You know, like see through glasses as opposed to those tinted frames. You wore tinted glasses that look like.

[Hot Dog]

They'Re there to hide. Sort of a Paul job on the eyes.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Really looked like Tony Clifton really did. Yeah, yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

The powder blue tuxedo that didn't help doing those jokes.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

My only concern, I'll be honest for. For you Greg was do would be in. In in transforming Byron into. And again, I don't think the Grizz is listing the Grizz.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, no, he's in the.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Would he splash on?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Okay. Oh nice. The Grizz is in the pool.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh hey, hot dog. I forgot you were here.

[Hot Dog]

That's a real good song.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, Splish splash you were. That's a shout out from the 50s.

[Hot Dog]

Yeah.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Now a reggae version of that song would be pretty dope.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Splish splash.

[Hot Dog]

Oh man.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Let him keep working it out.

[Scott Aukerman]

We'll just be in the corner too.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Okay.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

My only concern would be like that he would look too maybe like a zombie. Like a zombie.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. You're no zombie work. Yeah.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

It is true that it's hard for me to break out of the zombie habit and. And you know I. I did a photo shoot recently for. For a friend of mine and I unfortunately made her look like a zombie. And it was. It was not a zombie.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

It was like a. Supposed to be.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

It was a glamorous. Yeah, yeah.

[Hot Dog]

But you know, if I. All right, let's plan this out because if I. If I learned the Grizz's lifestyle to the degree that I am the Grizz to my bones and then I'm made up to look like the Grizz. But a zombie version of him. That might return to my benefit if Lady Amelia Spencer was believes that the Grizz is now half dead.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yes.

[Hot Dog]

Or sort of un.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

You're going to have to stage at the point where you get rid of the Grizz and introduce yourself. You're going to have to stage some sort of event that leads people to believe he is dead.

[Scott Aukerman]

Or you're going to need a lot.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Of or has been bitten by a zombie.

[Scott Aukerman]

A lot of background artists. Maybe the Scrooge Gang gets, you know, as part of this, you know, Scrooge Gang. Oh yeah, you've heard of the, you.

[Hot Dog]

Know, the Scrooge Gang.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

There's a famous famous.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

A famous gang of. Of ne of their heists are the miss.

[Scott Aukerman]

I think everybody.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

The Scrooge Gang.

[Scott Aukerman]

I think this is a good Idea.

[Hot Dog]

I think it's a really good idea. Yes, yes. So I think I have him bitten by someone else in zombie.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Yes. Or like a rabid dog or just something that you could put, you know, like point to and be like, oh, this is now happening.

[Hot Dog]

Right.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Can you. Can you do an impression of his voice? And here's why I asked, because first I would. I would. You know, as I'm applying the makeup, I would. I would have you be in a room and just keep calling out from the room to. To the woman that you want to marry. Lady.

[Hot Dog]

Yes, yes, yes.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Saying like, don't come in here. I'm fine. Don't worry about it.

[Scott Aukerman]

Maybe we should hear if you can do a Grizz impression.

[Hot Dog]

All right, let me try.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Well, well, well. As I live and breathe.

[Scott Aukerman]

All right.

[Hot Dog]

Not.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I mean, it's a little more horse than he is, a little deeper, but that's like dead on in cadence and everything.

[Scott Aukerman]

Especially if you're doing someone who's sick, you know, saying like, don't.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

That. That is actually.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I take it back.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

That's a perfect zombie.

[Scott Aukerman]

Try. Don't come in here. I'm sick.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Okay. Don't come in here. I'm sick. Wow.

[Hot Dog]

Is that all right?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

It's pretty good, actually. Very, shockingly, very good.

[Scott Aukerman]

Do you do impressions? Do you do.

[Hot Dog]

Anyone else do lots of impressions?

[Scott Aukerman]

Who else do you do?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Do you do.

[Hot Dog]

I do a pretty mean Fred Guinness.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I don't know if Fred does a pretty mean.

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't think this today to find out what. What about Bill Paxton? Do you do Bill Paxton? Naturally. Here, let's hear some of that.

[Hot Dog]

Hey, it's me, Bill Paxton. You're listening to krock.

[Scott Aukerman]

Byron Paxton.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

And Byron Denison knows all about Kron.

[Hot Dog]

Yeah, only when I'm channeling Mr. Paxton.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

That was really good.

[Hot Dog]

Thank you very much. Nick, is it? Nick, what's your name? Greg.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Greg Nicotero. It's Italian for cigarettes.

[Hot Dog]

Is it really?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Do you come from a big cigarettes family or.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Oh, yeah.

[Hot Dog]

Oh, really?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Big cigarettes family where you make them.

[Scott Aukerman]

Or you just smoke them?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Not those small French ones.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Big.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Big cigarettes.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Big cigarettes. My family makes them. Smoke some. They used to make the candy cigarettes before cancel culture set in. They can't make any candy cigarettes.

[Hot Dog]

Oh, Fred Guinness would tell you all about it. They can't put the guy with the millions of cigarettes. Cigarettes in his mouth in the. In the building.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's right. You know, there was a. There was a lot of stuff going on with Fred Guinness, by the way, recently, about the the oldest dog. I want. I wish I had.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Oh, I heard about that.

[Scott Aukerman]

Maybe I should call him up. Sure. Okay. Here, let me stop saying people.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I'm really. I'm compelled to do it.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, he's. It's ringing.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

You got Fred? That's what I said.

[Scott Aukerman]

Hey, Fred.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Right? Said Fred.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Got it. Chase.

[Scott Aukerman]

Hey, guess who else is here?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Who?

[Scott Aukerman]

Hot dog.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Hot. How's it going, hd?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Byron Denison. Still here.

[Hot Dog]

Hi, B. I'm still here. Do you want to hear my impression of you?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Oh, okay.

[Hot Dog]

Here it is.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Is this what I sound like?

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, I don't know. That one's not as good.

[Hot Dog]

Right.

[Scott Aukerman]

What's weird is you did the phone filter. It was crazy.

[Hot Dog]

It's very hard to do it to.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Someone, you know, for all I know, that could be a perfect person.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, that's true. All right, we also have. Greg Nicotero is here.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Hi. Hi, Fred. All right, Greg. Cigarettes.

[Scott Aukerman]

Greg Cigarettes. And my other friend Greg is in the. Is still in the corner. I wanted to ask you about the. The recent news about the oldest dog. There's a lot of controversy. What is going on here?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Yeah, Bobby was.

[Hot Dog]

He was the oldest dog.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

But then it turns out he might not have been that old. He just looked like shit.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's the excuse I give, by the way, about myself.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Yeah, his owner was sort of embarrassed.

[Scott Aukerman]

By him, and so he said, oh, the oldest dog.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

What's that?

[Scott Aukerman]

That should be.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

That should be a reggae. Yeah, the guy was embarrassed because they would say, oh, your dog. And he would say, hey, don't be mean. He's very old. Old.

[Scott Aukerman]

And then it just. It just snowballed. Yeah. You know, you tell a lie and.

[Hot Dog]

Then you, you know, you got to.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Keep building on it.

[Scott Aukerman]

So are you rescinding the award? What's what exactly?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I don't give a friend care.

[Scott Aukerman]

You used to care about this stuff so much.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

It's a dog. I mean, is there another dog that's going to be upset?

[Scott Aukerman]

Do you know what I mean? This dog doesn't even know he has.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

A record and he's dead.

[Scott Aukerman]

True, true.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

You know who was the previous oldest dog?

[Scott Aukerman]

Who was that?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Bluey. Bluey.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Really?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

There was a real blue. Respect my neck. Bluey.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, Bluey, the Australian dog was the oldest dog.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Yeah, that's right.

[Hot Dog]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Gosh. Well, see you later.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Clickbait.

[Hot Dog]

It's wonderful that he's.

[Scott Aukerman]

Don't have to do it along with.

[Hot Dog]

Available at all times.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, he has nothing else to do. Do. I don't think he has a lot of friends.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

But so Greg, also, it's very late in Ireland. It must be the middle of the night for.

[Hot Dog]

Well, it's 5:00 o' clock somewhere.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Okay.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I like.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, it's 5:00 clock right here. Actually, we're taping this at 5:00pm, right. So is this a plan? Do you want to be lifestyle coached by the Grizz?

[Hot Dog]

I think it's a perfect plan. It's. It's really the only reason.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

And then with Greg Nicotero's help, you can then segue into getting rid of the Grizz, taking his place and breaking boom. You're Lady Amelia's husband, just like you always wanted.

[Hot Dog]

I just have to figure out how to break a Jabric Baker.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

But yes, if she can't love you, the Grizz as a zombie, then she's not worth being with anyway. Yeah, you don't stop loving someone just because they become a zombie.

[Hot Dog]

That's a very good point. That's beautiful.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Okay, so let's take a break. When we come back, I'll get the Grizz from out of the corner, Greg and Greg, can you stick around?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

That's Grizz in the corner.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's right. Greg Nicotero. Can you stick around?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Yeah, that's me in the spotlight.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, great. And Byron, of course, I'm losing Byron. And then what about you, hot dog? Are you sticking around?

[Hot Dog]

Trying to keep up with you.

[Scott Aukerman]

And of course Jason will be here. All of these people will be back. We'll be right back with the 850th episode of Comedy Bang Bang right after this. You never hung up.

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[Hot Dog]

Stores [e-mail].

[Scott Aukerman]

Comedy bang bang. We're back. Jason Mandukas is here, obviously. How did this get made? Celebrating its, what, 14th year probably.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Yeah.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

We're in year 14 now, which seems insane.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. And obviously we're Going to the UK.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

For a tour, I heard.

[Scott Aukerman]

What are the. Oh, we'll talk about that. And we also have. Hot Dog is here.

[Hot Dog]

Yep. I don't want to say the anymore.

[Scott Aukerman]

I understand. Hot Dog, are you losing passion for.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Something like just the deadest of eyes while delivering that just absolutely soulless.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

That's the saddest thing I ever heard, Hot Dog.

[Hot Dog]

Well, I'm losing hope that I'll ever get that $10 million together and become shot on.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

You haven't even started to raise it yet, right? I just. I saw the Kickstarter or the. The GoFundMe. It's just. It just got put up. You already have a dollar.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Make that money off of the back of Janana.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Okay.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Make that money then.

[Scott Aukerman]

Then I think you've lost the passion for all things Sha Na Na.

[Hot Dog]

No, not really. You know, I'll get it. But once I see those dollars start to tick up people.

[Scott Aukerman]

Otherwise.

[Hot Dog]

Otherwise my heart will break and I won't be able to go on.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

You've already got $1. If you just for the next 10 million days is. If you get a dollar a day, you're all set.

[Hot Dog]

How many years is 10 million days?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Oh, three.

[Scott Aukerman]

I forgot somewhere around there four. You. You know who else should be in? Ja, by the way, I have another friend who is. Who is in a band who was kicked out of a band. Oh, my friend Cal was in the Sugar Hill Gang and yeah, he would be great. A great addition to Jeannana.

[Hot Dog]

Yeah, to John Ana, the Reggae Sha Na Na band.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, that does. Na na na na na na na na. Hey, hey. Goodbye.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, yeah.

[Hot Dog]

He can do a rock and roll number one. That's what it's called.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, right. He could do a rap in the middle of it, probably. He's a good rapper.

[Hot Dog]

Really?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, he was an original member of the Sugar Hill Gang. Wow.

[Hot Dog]

Can we get him here? Can you.

[Scott Aukerman]

Can you say do do do do.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Wow.

[Hot Dog]

Dip.

[Scott Aukerman]

Do do do. Wow. There, see, it's back. Just be mentioning Kel.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I'm. Where am I?

[Scott Aukerman]

Did that make him appear?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

What happened? I was. Holy.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Cal, what were you doing just now? I hope you weren't driving.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I was washing a mug in the sink.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay. Oh, hell, that mug is probably.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Uhoh.

[Scott Aukerman]

So sorry.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

It was my favorite.

[Scott Aukerman]

What was on it?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Me. I got it done at the mall.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, that's.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

That's so cool.

[Scott Aukerman]

We'll get you another one.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Please give it a thumbs up.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, very cool. Really cool.

[Hot Dog]

Is the dishwasher safe? Sorry.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Go ahead.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

What were you Gonna say, you know what?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I think asking the important question, it.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Might be, but I hand wash it just in case.

[Hot Dog]

That's smart.

[Scott Aukerman]

This is my friend, Hot Dog.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Hi, Hot Dog.

[Hot Dog]

Hello.

[Scott Aukerman]

And my other friend, Byron.

[Hot Dog]

Yes, I'm here as well.

[Scott Aukerman]

Hi. Greg Nicotero.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Hi, Greg.

[Scott Aukerman]

And my other friend Greg is in the corner.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Hi, Greg. Corner, Greg.

[Scott Aukerman]

And. Well, we had a question for you. You've been practicing your rapping, obviously, every day. How's it been going?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Not good. Yeah, I figured I practice for several hours every day.

[Hot Dog]

Wow.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

And are you practicing all elements, writing the actual rapping and flowing.

[Scott Aukerman]

You don't like to write your raps?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I didn't think about writing them.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Oh, wow.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I've just been. I thought you're just freestyle, whatever that means.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, it's what the Sugar Hill Gang did at the barbecue you were at.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Yeah, I thought that's how it worked. You just made it up as you go along.

[Scott Aukerman]

Right. When I say barbecue, you were at. You were hosting.

[Hot Dog]

Explain. You hosted a barbecue?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

And.

[Hot Dog]

And the Sugar Hill Gang paid.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, well, they, they. They didn't like the cooking so much that they started rapping about it.

[Hot Dog]

Oh, I see.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I came to realize much later that this seminal hit was Rapids Delight, was a diss track about my barbecue.

[Hot Dog]

Oh, no.

[Scott Aukerman]

Because it starts. What are the lyrics when it starts?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Have you ever been over a friend's house to eat and the food just ain't no good?

[Scott Aukerman]

And we, we figured out that this was about Cal because he was hosting the barbecue.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

And they were just doing this off the top of their head. And Cal thought that he was a member of the Sugar Hill Gang because.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I was there when they were doing.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

It, but they were in fact just roasting him.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. And then when he. When he said, hey, when are we getting together to put practice our raps?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Well, I showed up to the studio.

[Hot Dog]

Oh, man. I got to tell you this, really, it gets me in the heart. It gets me where I live.

[Scott Aukerman]

Right.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I've had this is very Hot doggy.

[Hot Dog]

Well, I tried to be in Sha Nana for a long time.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Oh, wow.

[Hot Dog]

And they, they had me audition over 50 times and always found some kind of fault with my audition. And what was the fault?

[Scott Aukerman]

Usually.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Yeah. What would they say?

[Hot Dog]

It was stuff like, you're. You're terrible, you can't sing. You would bring nothing to the group.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Oh, that's direct.

[Hot Dog]

Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, listen, I give them credit for that. Go beat around the bush.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

And then remind me, what was Na Sha.

[Hot Dog]

Sha Naja. Sha was A group that I created one time when I gave hope on getting into Shasha, but that is defunct. Yeah, yeah. Nasha Shah turned out to be just nothing but fights. And those guys, I don't talk to those guys anymore.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Like if I went to the website it would just be no. No upcoming shows at Na Sha Sha. Yeah, yeah.

[Hot Dog]

No upcoming shows.

[Scott Aukerman]

So it's very. On a parallel track track with Shannon.

[Hot Dog]

Yeah, yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

With the websites with no upcoming shows.

[Hot Dog]

No upcoming shows for Shana.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Hot Dog]

Bowser is still doing a great. He's out there.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

John Bowser Bauman.

[Hot Dog]

John Bowser Bauman.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Oh, I loved him on Match Game.

[Hot Dog]

Oh really?

[Scott Aukerman]

He was the host of Match Game and then he was center square or.

[Hot Dog]

Something during that's Hollywood Squares.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, they did the Match Game Hollywood Squares hour that he was part of both.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Oh, that was a weird period.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Like a half hour in they would switch. Like suddenly the squares would. Would rise up from the ashes of Match Games. Literally. Yeah. It was like the Risers would rise up and become like a. A three by three Squares thing.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

That sounds.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

This episode is exclusively for people in their 50s. Every reference is from the 70s.

[Scott Aukerman]

Even older, quite honestly.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Hey, you guys want to talk about. Hello, Larry.

[Scott Aukerman]

But the reason I got Some room for love, Sydney? Sure. The reason I. I guess we summoned you, Cal, is because Hot Dog has an exciting new project going on.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Oh really?

[Scott Aukerman]

And we're wondering if maybe you want to add your talents to it. I mean it's.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Which ones?

[Scott Aukerman]

The. The rapping, mainly the musical talents.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Oh.

[Hot Dog]

But okay, we gotta eat too because.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

It'S a new get ready Cal. It's a new band.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I'm not much of a cook. I don't know if you heard this.

[Scott Aukerman]

Which are you worse at? Because no one's made a diss track about. About your rapping.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

That's true.

[Scott Aukerman]

So you're probably better rapper.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I guess so by default.

[Hot Dog]

You've had a few years to work on those barbecue skills.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I let them fat, I let them atrophy. I guess in pursuit of my rap dreams.

[Hot Dog]

After that bad feedback. Oh yeah.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I guess I got kind of gun shy. So getting back in the kitchen, I get it.

[Hot Dog]

But yeah, this is a band for you. You're perfect for it because it really is. It's going to be a band made up of people who could not get in or stay in the band that they wanted to be in.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

This sounds like a perfect fit.

[Hot Dog]

Yeah. And we're going to do reggae versions of classic American rock and roll songs and Gary Glitter.

[Scott Aukerman]

Glitter. Not Involved.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Okay. He's not.

[Scott Aukerman]

No, no.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Sure.

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't think so. Who does? Who did the song originally?

[Hot Dog]

Oh, he did that. No, no, no, no. Goodbye. That's Gary Glitter.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, oh, okay.

[Hot Dog]

It is, isn't it?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

No, no, you're thinking of. That's Gary Glitter.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Rock and roll.

[Scott Aukerman]

Na n. Hey, hey. Kiss him goodbye. This was a 1969 stream. Was the original artist stream.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Wait, will you play it?

[Scott Aukerman]

I mean, I could try.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Can you stream it?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I'm curious, is that the one we're thinking of or is that a.

[Hot Dog]

Am I the one who originally mentioned.

[Scott Aukerman]

Gary Glitter in this podcast?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I was. Okay.

[Hot Dog]

Thank goodness.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, we're cutting that out, I'm sure. Never get our editing budget back, but so.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

And if you don't know. Know why we rather not talk about Gary Glitter.

[Hot Dog]

Google it.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Oh, don't do that.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Don't Google it.

[Scott Aukerman]

He gets in trouble for that, I think.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Don't Google.

[Scott Aukerman]

But any Google.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Gary Glitter. It's called a Google.

[Scott Aukerman]

But in any case. So this is going to be made up entirely of people who have not gotten into the band that they wanted to get into.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

It's like that movie the Expendables.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yes, exactly.

[Hot Dog]

That's what it is. Expendable. Rock and rollers, man. Yes.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

A super team of people nobody wants.

[Hot Dog]

Yeah, we're talking to Sammy Hagar. He got kicked out of Van Halen for his poor work ethic.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

What's that one?

[Hot Dog]

That's why.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Well, I mean, he has a new group with Michael Anthony, also kicked out of Van Halen. It's called the Circle.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Really?

[Scott Aukerman]

That's right. Yeah.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

What about Gary Sharon?

[Hot Dog]

My Sharona.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

No, from the other Van Halen. Lead singer after Sammy Van Halen 3 from. Well, more than Extreme.

[Hot Dog]

Thank you.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

More than words.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Sure.

[Hot Dog]

He's more than welcome to join the band.

[Scott Aukerman]

Sure. More than words. Do. Do we need an audition at all?

[Hot Dog]

I don't think so.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, okay. Wait, I wasn't saying you need to audition for him.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Oh, okay.

[Hot Dog]

I don't want to audition for this band that I'm putting together.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Hot Dog seems genuinely miserable to be here.

[Scott Aukerman]

I'm so sorry to even have to.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I feel like Hot Dog would rather Byron Dennis than be getting the attention. Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Byron. You're very quiet, by the way.

[Hot Dog]

No, no, I think he's doing wonderfully well. You know, think about it. I am summoned out of a clear blue sky.

[Scott Aukerman]

Do you. Wait, you're just in the middle of the sky when I summon you. Yeah.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

What?

[Hot Dog]

I'm looking down on Earth.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

What?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Wow.

[Scott Aukerman]

We have not talked about this at all.

[Hot Dog]

You never asked where I was. You want to know all about his mug washing? You never asked where I was when you summoned me.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

So true. We are up in the heavens. We say, what's up, hot dog? You arrive and we never ask you where you just were.

[Hot Dog]

Well, if. If you guys would ever do me the favor of unsummoning me, what would happen is I just convert into mist and I. I float around in the atmosphere. That's what I. And then when you summon me, I become corporeal again and I'm a hot dog.

[Scott Aukerman]

Wow. Whoa.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

So you are almost like a spirit or a poltergeist in some ways.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I.

[Hot Dog]

It's. I am definitely missed. I'm like evaporated water.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I am somebody sayable. I thought I. Her Pol Pot poltergeist dimension.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Oh, this is the father.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, right, right, right, right. We went.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Do you need a ghost? Busted.

[Scott Aukerman]

Is this.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Is this an ad?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Break busting it makes me feel good.

[Scott Aukerman]

Are you afraid of ghosts?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

This seems like an ad.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I ain't afraid of no ghost.

[Hot Dog]

I think you're going to have a hard time.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

People.

[Hot Dog]

People go, who you going to call? And then your name. Because it's very ingrained. Say, who you going to call?

[Scott Aukerman]

Ghostbusters. Yeah.

[Hot Dog]

What's your name?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Padre David de Benuto.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Can you put that into the song?

[Scott Aukerman]

Who are you going to call when.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

There'S something strange in your neighborhood? Who you want to call? Padre Davide Benvenuto.

[Scott Aukerman]

It doesn't really roll off the top. Ghostbusters does. But.

[Hot Dog]

Oh, how about this?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

What if it was to a reggae. What if had headline?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

What if.

[Scott Aukerman]

What if Jean Ana did Ghostbusters as one of their songs?

[Hot Dog]

I think it's a great idea.

[Scott Aukerman]

I mean, at this point, Ghostbusters is older than 50s rock and roll was to Sha and I themselves.

[Hot Dog]

What Can't.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

What?

[Hot Dog]

What do you mean?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

True.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Hot Dog]

Well, Sha and I came together in like 1968. And so that was about seven years after the music that they were.

[Scott Aukerman]

Right. And so Ghostbusters was 40 years ago this year.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Wow.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Man. That's crazy.

[Scott Aukerman]

So it's older than the music of the fifth.

[Hot Dog]

Wow, that's cool.

[Scott Aukerman]

Technically. Yeah. When you really think about it, when.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

You drill down into it, it's 40 years ago is still older than the 50s.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Wow.

[Hot Dog]

You guys are blowing my mind.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I know. We just have to explain it to you because you're mostly missed.

[Hot Dog]

Let me do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It takes me a little while to get for you.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Say 40 years ago.

[Hot Dog]

Yeah.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Is older than the 50s.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yep. It's a. It's true though, when you really think.

[Hot Dog]

About it, the 50s are only 50 years old.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yep.

[Hot Dog]

For the 40s at this point. Yeah, twice that.

[Scott Aukerman]

Thank you. Bye. And you get it.

[Hot Dog]

I get it, yes.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I think you guys is possess.

[Hot Dog]

What's that?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I think you guys is possessed.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, no, I wouldn't perform an ex.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I'm going to have to perform an ex.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

We didn't summon this guy. But you arrived on a Vespa. See, I noticed this.

[Scott Aukerman]

And you're not missed before you.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I ride the Vespa every. Yeah. I ride to other country.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, you, you're not missed before you come here. I mean, yeah, when we say that M I, S T, not M I.

[Hot Dog]

S, S E D. Oh, I know I'm not missed.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, no. Hot Dog.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Hot Dog.

[Scott Aukerman]

Hot Dog. I think Hot Dog might need an exorcism. Honestly, I don't know what's going on with Hot Dog.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

What's the matter? For you? Why are you looking so sad?

[Scott Aukerman]

It's a nicer place.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

It's not so bad.

[Hot Dog]

Oh, shut up.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

In your face.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Again. If you're listening to this episode and you weren't born in the early 70s or late 60s, you have no idea what's going on.

[Scott Aukerman]

But Hot Dog, I, and excuse me, Cal, I, I, I need to talk to Hot Dog. Oh, right. But, but.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

And the Grizz.

[Hot Dog]

The Grizz.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Who would have thought the Grizz would get so little air time drops keep.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Falling off the end.

[Scott Aukerman]

I think, I think, Hot Dog, there's something going on with you. And it, you know, it may benefit you to perform an exorcism on you. Because I've never seen you like this.

[Hot Dog]

You think I might Ghost in me?

[Scott Aukerman]

I think so.

[Hot Dog]

Or what Is it a devil?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

You got a demon?

[Hot Dog]

It's a demon.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Hot Dog. You got a demon in you.

[Hot Dog]

Oh, I wouldn't be surprised.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

You know, some people say I got that demon in me. That's you.

[Hot Dog]

Now, I've never heard anybody say that, but I, I believe that I might have a demon.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

It's a big expression in a exorcism service. I got it.

[Scott Aukerman]

When did you start feeling like this? Was this at some sometime around the last time you spoke to Sean on opera?

[Hot Dog]

Well, yeah, I had, I had a really bad conversation with those guys with Screaming Scott and Donnie, and they were real mean to me.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

You say Shanana. Oh, what do you say? Shanana?

[Hot Dog]

Yeah.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

All possessed.

[Hot Dog]

No, no, no, no.

[Scott Aukerman]

I, I mean, Honestly, Jason, we've. We've suspected this for a while.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I'm not surprised by that.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, I mean, they are trying to bring about hell on earth and.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Yeah, well, Screaming Dirty Dan, John Bowser, Bow, they're all possessed. All possessed by demons.

[Hot Dog]

No, I mean, I know that they were in league with the devil and working for the devil, but possessed?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, it's really splendid. He finally went all the way and so. So, Padre, do you think that perhaps when he tried to audition for Shaa Na, that he invited this poltergeist or devil in. In inside of him?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Almost certainly.

[Hot Dog]

Well, part of the audition was drawing a pentagram with my blood and then having me jerk off on a parchment.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, whoa.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

That is your soul's signature.

[Hot Dog]

Oh, what do you mean?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

That's where they get you.

[Hot Dog]

Oh, no. Oh, I thought it was just a weird kink.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Always have a lawyer look at the contract. I have any time I sign a contract that my lawyer cross. At the part where I got to drunk off at a party, I said just put a line right through that.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's just redline it. So what do you suggest we do here?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Everybody gotta pray.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, okay.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Whether you believe or not, it does not matter. If you can pray in Latin the.

[Scott Aukerman]

Best I don't get. Jason, can you pray in Latin?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Yeah.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

What's your favorite prayer?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I think the only prayer I know is the Lord's prayer.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Oh, that's a good one.

[Scott Aukerman]

I know. God is good. God is great. Oh, I guess I don't know it. What's the one where God is good?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

God is great.

[Scott Aukerman]

Come on, God.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I just can't wait.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Let me eat this food on my plate. What is this?

[Scott Aukerman]

That's the one.

[Hot Dog]

Yeah, I know.

[Scott Aukerman]

All hell.

[Hot Dog]

Rock and roll.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Oh, that's a cool.

[Hot Dog]

Hail, hail, Rock and roll.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

If you pretend that rock and roll is a God. Is a rock and roll a God to you.

[Hot Dog]

Absolutely traditional.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Pray that you pray that no matter what happens, you pray that.

[Scott Aukerman]

So this is like a 12 step program where you don't have to believe in God necessarily. As much as something can.

[Hot Dog]

Whatever God means to.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Yeah, I'm not real strict about it, you know.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, that's so.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Well, also the rock gods are there to be worshiped.

[Scott Aukerman]

Sure. Ronnie James Dio, Jimi Hendrix, Dread Zeppelin.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Are you talking about.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, yeah, of course you do.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

You're older.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. So do you want to perform this exorcist?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Okay, so you say God is. God is good. God is great.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

You say the Lord's praying. Okay. You say Hello. Hear Rock and roll. Okay. And I will perform at the same. You don't have to this one if you don't mind.

[Scott Aukerman]

Greek magazine.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Okay.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Oh, yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Gr. Greg. You Greg. Greg and Greg.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I'm more spiritual than religious.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, great. Good to know. All right, here we go. Ready?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Should I do anything?

[Scott Aukerman]

Greg, do you want to start preparing your zombie makeup for.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

No, Cal, that's cow.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, sorry.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Cal.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Cal, if you want. I mean, I, I don't know. Do you want to rap, Father Cal? Rap during a rap?

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, I don't know if you can rap during this.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I cannot have people rap during.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay. Okay.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Yeah.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

So Cal should. It sounds like not talk at all.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Everybody pray quietly. I could do like God bless you like when somebody sneezes. Oh, sure, that's perfect.

[Scott Aukerman]

In case any of us sneezes.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Okay. Just say God bless you over and over again.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, here we go.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

In three, two, one.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

What is the countdown?

[Scott Aukerman]

We're all, we're all going to pray for you.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Okay.

[Hot Dog]

Okay.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

It never occurred to me to do a countdown, but that's good. Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Most prayers don't begin with the countdown.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I was gonna say in the church, they don't do enough counting down.

[Scott Aukerman]

3, 2, 1.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I count down to my raps.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, you do?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Yeah, I, I hit first, I get the beat and then I go. 3, 2, 1. Rap.

[Scott Aukerman]

I love it. That's great. Here we go.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

It also sets expectations for the listener.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Yeah. Okay, can we be done talking about the rap? Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yes. Here we go. 3, 2, 1.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Hell.

[Hot Dog]

Hell. Rock and roll.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Demon.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I'mma tell you right now, you better to get out of there. I'm you making me mad, demon. I'm getting mad. I'm getting so mad at you. And I, I, I call a God to say get out of there. Oh, here he goes. Oh my God.

[Hot Dog]

Oh my God.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, it's working.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

It's working.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Demon, get out of the hot dog. You better get out of there.

[Scott Aukerman]

It's a hot dog shaped demon out there, girl.

[Hot Dog]

Oh my God.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Melon. Dr. Mello's been in hot dog this whole time. I've seen it this demon before.

[Hot Dog]

So have I. Oh, it's you again, Father Bonudo.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Bonudo de nini Dondibello Pasan. You gotta get out of there. Leave it a hot dog alone.

[Hot Dog]

No, it's good in here. I like it when it becomes the mist and then I can be everywhere.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

You gotta your own body. Why don't you stay in there?

[Hot Dog]

Have you seen my body?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Good point.

[Hot Dog]

It's not so good these days. Days I do it trying Pilates.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Oh, good.

[Hot Dog]

No, it's not. It's terrible.

[Scott Aukerman]

I mean, you don't look great.

[Hot Dog]

I have to.

[Scott Aukerman]

I have to admit.

[Hot Dog]

Thank you for making my point for me.

[Scott Aukerman]

Not.

[Hot Dog]

But it's not a compliment. I'm not thanking you for the compliment.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, I understand.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I command you to leave with the body of a hot dog.

[Hot Dog]

Listen, you're barking up your own tree because I myself am possessed by a demon. But I. What? Yes.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Oh, no.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

He's like a babushka.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Wait. Three, two, one.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Our father. Double demon. S. Double demon. Get out of there. I done it right now. You better get out of there. Get out of there, demon.

[Scott Aukerman]

Double demon. Get out. It's me, Golly.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Oh, Golly.

[Scott Aukerman]

Golly. The original demon.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Whoa.

[Hot Dog]

How's it going?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Oh, boy.

[Scott Aukerman]

Golly is a demon.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

That a ventriloquist. Ventriloquist dummy come to life. A paragon of evil.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Oh, my God.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I need you. This guy, he's above my pay grade.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, no. You can't deal with him.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Oh, no, no, no, no.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, that's right. I've defeated him again and again.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Oh, my God.

[Scott Aukerman]

I destroy him.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I've never seen Father Bienvenuto seeming so scared.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

How many you just met?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Well, I've never seen you so scared since I just met you.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Got me.

[Scott Aukerman]

You've never seen anybody so scared.

[Hot Dog]

Look at him.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, my God.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

What do we do?

[Scott Aukerman]

Guys? What do we do? Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. Has anyone ever tried saying Golly's name backwards?

[Hot Dog]

Don't even try it.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, let's try it.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Can't be Dally.

[Hot Dog]

I'm finally free.

[Scott Aukerman]

Has anyone tried saying Don Demelo's name backwards?

[Hot Dog]

I don't think that can be done. Oh, my God. I feel fantastic.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, hot dog.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Finally free.

[Scott Aukerman]

We're gonna say your name backwards.

[Hot Dog]

Okay, I can finally leave.

[Scott Aukerman]

Dominic Oto.

[Hot Dog]

He seems to be gone.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Byron.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yes.

[Hot Dog]

Wonderful. That was exciting, wasn't it?

[Scott Aukerman]

Thank you, Father. Oh, my God.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Hey, you got it. This is the best he's ever gone for me. Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

I mean, to be honest, you didn't do a lot.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

And now Vespa away.

[Scott Aukerman]

He just hopped on the back of his vesper.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

That was incredible.

[Scott Aukerman]

And it just started up.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

He knew when to arrive. Exactly what do To.

[Scott Aukerman]

To do.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

And then boom.

[Scott Aukerman]

He must have keyless entry on his. On his. On an app.

[Hot Dog]

Keyless entry.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I don't think he must.

[Scott Aukerman]

He must be driving.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Who's sentry?

[Hot Dog]

I have the faintness.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Yeah, she sounds like a Supermodel Sentry.

[Scott Aukerman]

In any case. Cal, do you do we need to audition? Cal, do we need to wrap this up or are you just guy's gonna just be in a band. I, I don't know. Maybe you feel so much better after having this.

[Hot Dog]

I think you're talking to hot Dog. But he's gone.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, that's right. He's gone.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Hot Dog's gone. I don't know if John Ana is viable at this point with.

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't know. I'm sorry.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

We should probably send Cal back.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Can you say my name backwards? I have to go to the mall and get a new mug.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, Lack.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Oh, the Gris is back, baby.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Well. Well, it's just the two of us, Byron.

[Hot Dog]

Yes, yes, I see that. Listen, Grizz, I know we've had our differences in the past, but I wonder if you would help me with your life coaching. Lifestyle.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

It's lifestyle.

[Hot Dog]

Yes. I'm sorry, Yes.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I don't coach your life. Just lifestyle.

[Scott Aukerman]

And Grizzly, speaking on behalf of Byron here, if you don't mind, the lifestyle that you're coaching him about, could, could it be your lifestyle?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Well, that's what it is.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, great.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I'll coach everyone how to live like the Grizz. Oh, wonderful. How to live like. Yes, yes, yes.

[Hot Dog]

Well, I, I, I would love it if you would take me on as a client. I'd love to have learn how to live like the gre.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

And then. I'm so sorry. Go ahead.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Borrowing nothing would give me more pleasure.

[Hot Dog]

Oh, wonderful. Thank you.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

And then Grizz, this guy GRE just wants to do a full body scan of you.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Greg too. Is that funny?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, pretty funny. Greg. Anytime he meets another Greg, he wants to do a full body scan.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Who wouldn't want to do a full body scan of me?

[Scott Aukerman]

That's right. The water polo inspector.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Proper fit.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. So he's going to do a body scan of you. He's going to do some moldings, some casts.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

You don't mind if I just get in here to some molding? Yeah, I don't care.

[Scott Aukerman]

Measurements may inseams out seams. Sure. Every everything. And then how long does this usually take to to figure out how to be like the Grizz?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Let's see. I've coached two people so far.

[Hot Dog]

Oh, wow.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, which two, if you don't mind me asking?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I don't mind you asking. Jeremy Piven.

[Hot Dog]

Oh.

[Scott Aukerman]

Does he sing?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Does he sing, Jeremy?

[Scott Aukerman]

Does he sing? Jeremy Piven?

[Hot Dog]

I never heard him do it.

[Home Depot Announcer]

Oh, okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Because I Do sometimes. Along with my other friends, I'll sometimes sing his name. Oh, do. Yeah.

[Hot Dog]

Jeremy Piven. Jeremy Piven.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Yeah. And who else was it? Wait, was it Jim Gaffigan?

[Scott Aukerman]

Jim Gaffigan. I've noticed he's very Grizz like.

[Hot Dog]

I have seen that too.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yes.

[Hot Dog]

Well, if you. If I can get half the results of. Of Jeremy Piven and Jim Gaffigan, I'd be thrilled.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

And is the whole point of your lifestyle thing to give out and help people understand that grief? Grizz Riz?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Yeah, yeah, that's exactly what I call it.

[Hot Dog]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

The Grizz Rizz.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

And when it. When it's done, when the transformation is complete, I say you have achieved Grizz Riz. Like a robot.

[Scott Aukerman]

Wow.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Like a robot. That's so cool.

[Scott Aukerman]

We met a robot earlier building a Grisball.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Oh, you've got to.

[Scott Aukerman]

A true Grisball.

[Hot Dog]

You've got to do a true gris.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

You're not one of the fake Grizz that's been running around.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

They're just cardboard boxes painted with silver, ain't they?

[Scott Aukerman]

You're not. Not a Grisbot right now, are you? Like Doc, when. You know how when Dr. Doom makes a bunch of. Of Doom bots, sometimes they don't even know that they're not actually Dr. Doom. They think they are.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I don't know about that because I want sex, mate.

[Scott Aukerman]

I think robots. Have you gotten into a pool recently?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I mean, Cylon.

[Hot Dog]

What do you mean by that?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Oh, oh, I see.

[Hot Dog]

I thought you were suggesting that pools are essentially sex robots.

[Scott Aukerman]

No, no, no. I mean, like, we don't want to get a robot.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Do you remember eyes? You know, you're like, by your command. And there was one guy who had like a see through head and he was like a little.

[Hot Dog]

A little.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

A little fancy lad.

[Hot Dog]

And then he would.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

He would. He would like, go by your command.

[Scott Aukerman]

Why didn't they just put like a bucket of water above the door so when the Cylon would walk in, like, they get soaked and just go.

[Hot Dog]

They short circuit.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, Circuit they never thought of.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Who's they?

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't know who they is.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

The Battlestar Galacticans.

[Scott Aukerman]

Apollo. Yeah.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

What was the lady's name? I loved her. Jake was. And.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

And just to be clear, this conversation is only for the Battlestar galactica from the 80s.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, I was talking about the.

[Hot Dog]

Okay, anyway, Commander Adama.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yes, of course. Lauren Green is from Bonanza.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

From Bonanza.

[Hot Dog]

I don't know that show.

[Scott Aukerman]

I. I don't want to mention Bonanza. It's so stupid that someone else is going to show up if we mention Bonanza too many times.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Right.

[Scott Aukerman]

If we keep saying Bonanza, you know.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

It'S S. By Dalton Wilcox. Wow.

[Hot Dog]

That summons me.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Oh, no. Yep.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Oh, wow.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

That's.

[Hot Dog]

Nobody's ever tried to say Dalton Schlitz in his hand.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I've got a Schlitz and a can of beans.

[Hot Dog]

Hell yes. I came by hoping you might have a can opener. If not, I'll just shoot it.

[Scott Aukerman]

Two can. Dalton. Yeah. Let me find one for you.

[Hot Dog]

That's fine.

[Scott Aukerman]

Here, here, here.

[Hot Dog]

Thank you very much.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Very good.

[Scott Aukerman]

You're using the. That on the Schlitz I used.

[Hot Dog]

Yeah, well, that's also in the can. Is it?

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, sure, but you don't need to take the entire.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

No, it's what It's a proper beer can. You remember those. Those tins with a t before the.

[Scott Aukerman]

150 year old men know about where you have to.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

You had to do two. One on each side.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

My dad had one of those.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Oh yeah.

[Hot Dog]

This can is from 40 years ago. That's older than the 50s. Even older. You got old. Yeah, man, that's the best.

[Scott Aukerman]

We should start marketing that.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Old.

[Scott Aukerman]

Old Slits.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

That's the good new Coke.

[Scott Aukerman]

Old Slits. Properly aged. Dalton, it's great to see you.

[Hot Dog]

It's great to be here. What you boys up to today?

[Scott Aukerman]

We're just chilling here with Byron over here. Have you ever met the Grizz? I don't even know what the. This is a water polo inspector.

[Hot Dog]

A water polo inspector.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Enchanted.

[Hot Dog]

Nice to meet you.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I will say, Dalton, now that you're here. Oh, and I guess some of them are. Have. Have gone away way. But there for sure have been monsters.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, there's a guy who. Who. I mean, Greg over here. Don't listen to this, Grizz. Greg. Greg makes zombie makeup.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Oh, yeah, but that's just fake. I mean, Golly was here and Golly is a true agent of demonic chaos.

[Hot Dog]

Oh, was here though?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. No, we.

[Hot Dog]

I guess they heard I was coming and they said I don't want anything to do with that.

[Scott Aukerman]

And we said his name backwards.

[Hot Dog]

Got real scared and stuff like that. But you said his name backwards.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Yeah. Yeah. We're applying Mr. Mixixaplex rules to everybody. Yeah.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Network Solix.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Can't even say it. Mixelpl.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I always said Mitzelplicks.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Mixelplex is Mplex. Mitzelplicks. Yeah, it could be.

[Hot Dog]

I always say Nerd.

[Scott Aukerman]

Mixel. But hey, Nerd. Come on, man.

[Hot Dog]

Goddamn nerds.

[Scott Aukerman]

Come on, man.

[Hot Dog]

That's what you sons of are.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, we don't come here to be.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

We gotta say Dalton will talk backwards.

[Scott Aukerman]

How do we say it? X. Exoc.

[Hot Dog]

Ew.

[Scott Aukerman]

I can't.

[Hot Dog]

Honestly, I'm leaving it.

[Scott Aukerman]

Great to see you.

[Hot Dog]

So long.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

He must have keyless entry on that horse.

[Scott Aukerman]

Do you drive a keyless entry?

[Hot Dog]

No, he seems to be riding away on a horse. Sentry.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Keyless sentry.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, look, have we wrapped up everything? You're going to take him on as a client. So maybe next time we see you, we'll hear exactly how that all went.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Or we'll have forgotten y.

[Hot Dog]

Very likely, Very likely.

[Scott Aukerman]

Anything else we need to wrap up, Byron, or.

[Hot Dog]

No, we never really did get into what's going on with the royal family in the hospital.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Having medical.

[Scott Aukerman]

King Charles, rather. He went to the hospital. What's happening?

[Hot Dog]

Yes, yes. Well, it's late in the podcast to get into it, really. Okay. But they're having aliens implanted under their skin.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Oh. Oh, wow.

[Hot Dog]

It's sort of. It's a long term arrangement made with the beings from another planet and.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Yeah. Yes.

[Hot Dog]

But Charles is having one put in his ass. It could be anywhere. That's where he's chosen.

[Scott Aukerman]

He just chose it.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Yes, and right up old Iris.

[Hot Dog]

Yeah, that's right. And Catherine is having one put in her abdomen because she's just one of those ladies who likes the feeling of being pregnant. So it's. Yes, she's going to have that.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

And then one of those ladies.

[Hot Dog]

Yes, one of those Sarah Ferguson is having one on put in her nose. And away we go.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Wow.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay. So are you trying to get in on this?

[Hot Dog]

I. I'm taking a wait and see approach.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Are they gonna let Prince Andrew get in on this?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Oh, no.

[Hot Dog]

Absolutely no.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Okay.

[Hot Dog]

No, they're absolutely not.

[Scott Aukerman]

And what is the point of this? Why are they doing this?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

It's.

[Scott Aukerman]

It's.

[Hot Dog]

It's really, really for the benefit of the aliens. You know, this is sort of a gestational arrangement.

[Scott Aukerman]

I see. Is this some sort of. The aliens want to take over the world and. And the English King Charles has sort of acceded to their requests.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

It's a world swap. I see. So.

[Hot Dog]

So the royals will then go to their plan.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

So it's kind of like a life swap, but for Pete. For entire world.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Move that, boss. And then a gigantic bus is moved and there's a new planet. Yeah, it's Pluto.

[Hot Dog]

So royals and their guests will move to this other planet.

[Scott Aukerman]

So everyone gets.

[Hot Dog]

As our planet is being sort of subsumed by the. The.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

So we're still trying to get off this planet. That's the whole royal thing. That's the new version of the. Before that, the spaceship was going to come.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Yes.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

And take everyone.

[Scott Aukerman]

Grizz, are you doing this because you're a royal.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Of course I am. Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

When. When's your operation?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I've got a schedule. Let's see, I got. I do have to do a colonoscopy. It's. It's. It's early for me.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, okay.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I'm in my 30s, as you know.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, of course you are. So you don't understand any of these references we've. Dread Zeppelin. Do you have any idea.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

What's that?

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay. See? Yeah.

[Hot Dog]

Do you even remember after mash?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

What's mash?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Trapper John, MD Quincy.

[Scott Aukerman]

The punk episode of Quincy.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

What are you saying?

[Hot Dog]

The Rockford Files.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

You sound balmy.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Sorry. Anyway, so. So you. You have a call and.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

The fat man.

[Scott Aukerman]

Riptide.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Are these baits of yours?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Oh, the Screaming Mimi on Riptide.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Any of this.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Also a robot on that one. Here's my question. Is Lord Andrew Lloyd Weber here still?

[Scott Aukerman]

No, he. He left, I believe. Yeah.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I was just gonna say.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Yeah, I forgot. Me.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

So great. I was just gonna say we. Forgive me. You were not here for it, and I thought perhaps you were. We were just having such an interesting conversation. About?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I doubt it.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

About alien taking over. Aliens taking over the. The monarchy and the royals.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

You know about this?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

What a great.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Sorry, subject this would be for a musical.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Byron.

[Hot Dog]

What.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

What are you doing?

[Hot Dog]

What do you mean, what?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Why are you telling them the secret plans?

[Hot Dog]

Oh, it's so late in the podcast, I figured no one was doing this.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, he told us about this. This is what. What's happening with King Charles and all. Yeah.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Yes, it's true.

[Scott Aukerman]

Are you doing this, too? Are you a plus one?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Are you writing songs for it?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Yes, I am.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

For the aliens?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Yes. Oh, songs for the aliens.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Do they have a different scale? I mean. What. I'm so curious. That would be a very. That would be something different musical scale. Very interesting.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I hope it can be interpreted into their alien language. Yeah, it goes like this.

[Hot Dog]

Hello, little green man Everybody's waiting to.

[Scott Aukerman]

See.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Everyone knows when you come here things will be grad hello, little green.

[Hot Dog]

Men Everyone wants to be you when.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

You get here Everything will be at hand Talking about the destruction of the Earth Talking about the destruction of the.

[Hot Dog]

Planet Earth when we go to the.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

New planet Everybody knows that Gotta be.

[Hot Dog]

A German jamming we're jamming on a new planet Jamming, jamming We're jamming on a new planet Everybody's gonna go get there when they do.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Praise Jah. We're going to a planet the newest planet out there in outer space Everybody get an operation on your face.

[Scott Aukerman]

You mention a plug bag and then maybe we can remix this plug. Oh, amazing Lord.

[Hot Dog]

Hot damn demonic baby. That was a beautiful.

[Scott Aukerman]

Is it Tor Telvis?

[Hot Dog]

It's me, Tortil.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, my God.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

This is wonderful.

[Hot Dog]

You guys were talking about Dread Z.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I never thought I'd be talking.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I swear to God, I thought it was Austin Butler for a second.

[Hot Dog]

Yeah, I'll get that all the time.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

What is going on?

[Scott Aukerman]

I. Sorry. Sorry, Grizz. We don't have time to explain everything to you. We are actually running out of time, guys. I'm so sorry. Would that surprise you? We only have time for one final feature on the show. And that is, of course, a little something called Plug.

[Hot Dog]

Inside.

[Scott Aukerman]

That can't be. That's your conscience telling you to give me those.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Give me those.

[Hot Dog]

Don't you want the bang bang bum?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Give me those bls Give me those plugs.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I know you want the bang bang bump.

[Scott Aukerman]

Wow, that was. I know you want the bang bang bump by Mr. E. Meats. That was great.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Well, Mr. E beats E Meat. Movies you meet.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Guys, what are we plugging? Jason, what do you have to plug here?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I will plug. How did this get made on tour in the uk? London, Dublin, Belfast, Glasgow. We're doing it. It is late March, early April.

[Scott Aukerman]

I never thought you'd get there. That's incredible.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I'm shocked. I'm shocked. 14 years. We're. We're in our 14th year of this podcast.

[Scott Aukerman]

Absurd.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

And then I'll mention the old Star Trek prodigy, now airing on Netflix, which is absolutely, absolutely fantastic.

[Scott Aukerman]

It's a sec. Second season is on Netflix as well. Or is that coming?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

It's coming. Depending on when where we are right now. It's coming or it's already out. That's it. And you know what? Percy Jackson. Why not?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Why not? Why not?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Great plug for the Olympians.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

No, no Olympians. Just Percy Jackson.

[Scott Aukerman]

Lord Weber, what would you like to plug?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Well, when will people be hearing this?

[Scott Aukerman]

This is Valentine's week, of course.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Oh, I love it.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yes.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Love. Get it.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Yes.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Go to PaulFtompkins.com live because his variety show, of which I have been a guest, really is going on tour for the very first time. Oh, wow.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Incredible. Where to?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Portland, Seattle, Cleveland. Waldboro, Maine.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

All the major market.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

And it's saying really polar opposite sides. The Pacific Northwest and then the Upper.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

East coast, going to the Americas, going to the Midwest. It's going to all over the place in America. Except for your city. If you're one of the people saying you're not coming to my city. It's true, we're not.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Now, should they remind you via social media that you're not coming to their city and that they're upset about it?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I pray you do, please.

[Scott Aukerman]

And this is to you personally, not to Paul Fox.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Andrew Lloyd Webber. Please let me Andrew Lloyd Webber know.

[Scott Aukerman]

We would love it if I'm sure Andrew Lloyd Robert, you have an Instagram account or something?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I do.

[Scott Aukerman]

If everyone just bombards that account with why aren't you coming to.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

And maybe suggest venues and times that you. That. That you would like.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Andrew, please don't use the name of the show. Just say, please come to.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's wonderful. And people can get [e-mail] live.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

That's great.

[Scott Aukerman]

All the information. And when does that start?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

It starts. Well, there's tickets on sale now for April. Everything.

[Scott Aukerman]

Incredible.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

All right.

[Hot Dog]

I just want to say Dread Zeppelin hadn't been on tour since 2000, but we do maintain a website which has a fascinating shop. You just got to check out the shop.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, so that's dot com.

[Hot Dog]

Just gotta check out that shot.

[Scott Aukerman]

Thank you. To.

[Hot Dog]

You're gonna have a lot of questions.

[Scott Aukerman]

Byron, do you want to plug anything?

[Hot Dog]

Well, I do a podcast called the Royal Roundup, and sometimes it appears on the Andy Daily podcast Patreon, but not often enough really, unfortunately.

[Scott Aukerman]

You want to be on there more?

[Hot Dog]

Yes, I really do.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Y.

[Scott Aukerman]

Of course.

[Hot Dog]

But we do it. Yes. And. And you know, that's with the place to go to get all your royals news.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay. Wonderful.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

A royal snooze. That's why I call that.

[Hot Dog]

Well, I look forward to being trained to make everything I do more interesting and wonderful. I can't wait.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

The rain in Spain lies mainly in the plane.

[Hot Dog]

All right.

[Scott Aukerman]

Real Eliza do a lot.

[Hot Dog]

I'll take a stab at it.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

The rain is spike, so he's made it with the plane.

[Hot Dog]

Was that any good?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

It's very good. I mean, it's getting better up to Bar.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

What do you mean?

[Scott Aukerman]

Great. He's not up to anything. No. Okay, good. I want to plug. Look, head over to Comedy Bang Bang World. We have so many great shows over there. Neighborhood. Listen, is there my movie podcast Scott hasn't seen. We also have all the back catalog of this show. Comedy Bang Bang ad free and all the episodes are up. So many other shows Collewn.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Hey Randy. Which I think is very funny.

[Scott Aukerman]

So many great shows. Head over there. But then we also have. We announced this a couple. Couple of weeks ago. Comedy Bang Bang action figures. That's right. This February. The first two figures here are Scott Ockerman, myself and J.W. stillwater. J.W. stillwater has a cloth cape. These are really cool. We're releasing two at a time.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

So do I.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Do you have pictures of these?

[Scott Aukerman]

I do. I do. I actually have a couple right over there.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Great. I want to see it immediately.

[Scott Aukerman]

And so we're releasing two at a time. The first two are myself and JW still water. And we have more code coming down the line. Head over to shop.figurecollections.com. you get free shipping with the US address or in Europe with cheaper import fees@action figureseller.com. all right. I hope that you order those because they are going fast and they are limited. Here we go. Let's close up the old plug bag.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

What's in there? What this is here.

[Hot Dog]

I played with your heart Got lost in the game.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Oh, baby.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Open up your dirty. Open the plug bag, please.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, that was.

[Hot Dog]

Oops.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oops. I opened up your dirty pop by Randy Smith. Thank you so much. If you have a plug theme or remix, head over to cbb world.com plugs and guys, I want to thank you so much. Jason, always a pleasure to have you especially on the the Hundros.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

What a pleasure. 850. Congrats, Scotty. Crazy stuff.

[Scott Aukerman]

Thank you so much. And obviously Lord Weber. So, so good to see you. And we didn't even talk about your. The. What's going on with your theater school and there's not much to say.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I've started a theater school and it's wonderful.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, no, there's a lot of new recent news items.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

It's just wonderful.

[Scott Aukerman]

So we should not look up the news items.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

No, no need to.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Theater school. Wonderful.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay. And is good to see you, obviously.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Nice to see you mate.

[Scott Aukerman]

And thanks for having me. Byron, good luck with your tutelage.

[Hot Dog]

Yes, yes, I'm sure it'll go wonderfully.

[Scott Aukerman]

Please, please come back and let us know how it goes.

[Hot Dog]

Yes.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Greg Nicotero.

[Scott Aukerman]

Greg Nicotero.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Hey listen, look for me online and if you have any makeup questions, I'm happy to answer them.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Wow.

[Scott Aukerman]

What makeup questions could we possibly have?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

How do you do makeup?

[Scott Aukerman]

How and how.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Yeah, you know, you gotta study. How to do it.

[Scott Aukerman]

But what is it? Essentially? Just boil it down, you just smear.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Stuff on people's faces.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's what I thought.

[Hot Dog]

I can't wait. I can't wait.

[Scott Aukerman]

Can't wait. And do you want to hit us with any last impressions here?

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Oh.

[Hot Dog]

I used to do a John C. McGinley.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

I've done him in a while.

[Scott Aukerman]

Jesse Riley.

[Hot Dog]

Yes, that's right.

[Scott Aukerman]

Not John C. McGinley from Scrubs.

[Hot Dog]

Let's see if I can do him anymore.

[Scott Aukerman]

Hey, my middle name is actually Christopher, so it's okay.

[Hot Dog]

Wonderful.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Pretty good, actually.

[Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber]

Really good.

[Scott Aukerman]

Byron.

[Hot Dog]

Yeah, thank you. I haven't dusted him off in quite some time.

[Scott Aukerman]

I know there's. I feel like there maybe there was some issue with it or something like that.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

All right, we'll see you next time. Thanks.

[Hot Dog]

Bye.

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