Come On Baby, Shoot That Conga (Phoebe Robinson, Vic Michaelis, Dave Theune)

Summary

Comedy Bang Bang: “Come On Baby, Shoot That Conga”

Episode Summary & Highlights
Release Date: October 27, 2025
Host: Scott Aukerman
Guests: Phoebe Robinson, Vic Michaelis (as Egg Doaf & Duno), Dave Theune

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Main Theme & Overview

This episode is classic Comedy Bang Bang—a blend of freewheeling interviews, straight-up goofball character work, and meandering meta-discussions about comedy, culture, and life. The episode’s first half centers on accomplished comedian and writer Phoebe Robinson promoting her new stand-up special, I Don’t Want to Work Anymore and reflecting on her evolving relationship with work, rest, and creativity. The show then detours into pure character-driven riffing with appearances by eccentric festival organizer “Egg Doaf” and, later, a fly-turned-music critic, exploring comic absurdities and improv mayhem.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Phoebe Robinson Interview: The Hustle, Stand-Up, and “I Don’t Want to Work Anymore”

• Location Glamor/Reality:

  • Phoebe jokes about the shift from professional studios to Scott’s ostentatiously large office, with both teasing the risks of revealing their “assassination coordinates.”
    • “Your office is...big.” —Phoebe (03:34)
    • “Thank you. But we don’t need to give away my assassination location coordinates.” —Scott (03:48)

• Her Background & Hustle Culture:

  • Phoebe reflects on moving from Cleveland to Brooklyn for Pratt Institute (writing), and how early-2000s “grind” culture fueled her approach to stand-up and life.
    • “I started doing stand up in 2008 and I just really wanted to really sit down and be like, okay, if you really like put your all into doing an hour and like had a theme, like, what would it be?” —Phoebe (13:28)
  • She discusses the exhaustion and limitations of the “girl boss” mentality:
    • “I don’t think it is gonna set us free and...I just don’t want to be on this hamster wheel anymore.” —Phoebe (14:14)

• Behind the Scenes of Her Comedy Special:

  • Phoebe details her meticulous process (Google Docs, sentence-by-sentence breakdowns, editing via stage trials), emphasizing crafting a thematically tight hour on burnout and reimagining success.
    • “I’ll write a thesis statement...and then whatever falls under that umbrella, like, has a chance to make the cut...” —Phoebe (11:42)
  • Scott lavishes genuine praise on the special, contrasting it to other obligatory “good” reviews:
    • “I always say, oh, they’re really good. I don’t mean it. And they usually fucking suck...but I was like, God damn, she is firing on all cylinders for this.” —Scott (10:27)

• Reevaluating Work-Life Balance:

  • Phoebe opens up about overcoming workaholism, learning to build in rest, efficiency, and therapy, especially post-COVID.
    • “I used to be a workaholic. I went to therapy for it during COVID...I just, you know, build in pockets of rest.” —Phoebe (17:37)

• Retirement & Living More Fully:

  • Scott and Phoebe muse on the fantasy of early retirement; Phoebe notes she missed life moments in her early career and craves time for family, travel, and marathons.
    • “I didn’t like, you know, live that much life...I would just want to spend more time with family and friends, travel, enjoy other hobbies.” —Phoebe (15:45)

• Stand-Up as Labor of Love:

  • Phoebe discusses her ongoing drive—how, despite shooting her special, she quickly returned to clubs, but is learning to “live a little more life” before the next hour.
    • “So I was like, I need to live a little bit more life in order to...” —Phoebe (23:09)

Notable Quotes:

• “This is an exceptional special...you worked super hard on it, I can tell.” —Scott (10:27)
• “If I could marry an old rich dude who will put me in the family will, I would do it.” —Phoebe (14:36)

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2. Improv Mayhem: The Martha’s Vineyard “Off the Vine on the Yard” Festival

• Egg Doaf (Vic Michaelis) as Festival Organizer:

  • “Egg” pitches the Off the Vine on the Yard Comedy Festival, Martha’s Vineyard’s (fictional) premiere (and deeply odd) comedy event, loaded with absurd “rules” (e.g., don’t talk about Chappaquiddick, call Tylenol “acetaminophen”), convoluted payment schemes, and an all-you-can-eat (double!) buffet.
    • “Number three, we do not talk about Chappaquiddick…the incident at Chappaquiddick. You’re legally agreeing…” —Egg (34:50)
    • “We want to create a positive atmosphere for the festival. I mean, if you gotta (talk shit), you know, I’m not gonna stop you, but…” —Egg (34:29)

• Festival Casting Absurdity:

  • The line-up includes such luminaries as Bill Burr, Jared from Subway’s future parole officer, and “Danny DeVito (not that one, the Jersey Mike’s mascot),” with Scott and Phoebe negotiating rates that wildly fluctuate depending on their comedic “worth.”
    • *“How much are we going to get paid?” —Phoebe
      “$100,000?...Phoebe gets $1.9 million.” —Egg (40:13)

• Meta Improv on Comedy Pay Equity:

  • Scott and Phoebe riff on the gendered disparity, parodying green-room industry negotiations and improv troupe “yes, and” rules.

• Egg’s Veiled Connection to Chappaquiddick:

  • The festival’s obscure rules and Egg’s elaborate backstory (his grandfather founded “Eg(g)gartown;” he might’ve switched the Chappaquiddick road signs “for fun” in 1969) become a running noir-ish meta bit.
    • “I turned the sign…wouldn’t that be pretty funny?” —Egg (55:41)

Memorable Moments:

• Phoebe: “Don’t you think the audience is gonna get sick of us?” —(51:23)
• Scott: “All you can eat is…all you can eat,” and debates over “double infinity.” (46:27)
• Egg: “Cat style restrooms—giant litter box. That’s how we do it on the yard.” (53:06)

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3. Music Critic Fly (Duno/Evan Riley) & Absurd Transformations

• “Duno” the Fly-Music Critic:

  • In a rapid, surreal transition, Vic’s “Egg” character morphs into Duno—a nihilistically philosophical fly who was once human and became an insect after stepping into a mysterious device hidden at a Ross Dress For Less.
    • “At one time I was, Scott, but no longer…I went into a machine I should never have entered.” —Duno (63:00)
    • “Did you learn what it would do?”
      “I took a guess.” —Duno (69:24)

• Oasis Concerts, Transformation, & Embracing the Absurd:

  • Duno waxes on about seeing Oasis’s reunion tour in Scotland—before his transformation—and how music brings people together, even as his own existence is fleeting (“I have moments left”).
    • “Music…does give us life.” —Duno (67:03)
    • “I choose to not look back in anger. Instead, I look forward.” —Duno (73:39)

• Scott & Phoebe Play Along:

  • Spirited round-robin singing/parodying of Oasis and other bands, with Scott, Phoebe, and the characters spiraling into meta-jokes, callback references (shooting the conga, etc.), and botched lyrics.

Noteworthy Quotes:

• Scott: “Were you attracted to flies as a human?” (76:36)
• Duno, earnest: “I was famously celibate during my human life.” (76:45)
• “Her name is Ul Clad... and we've already begun the process of regeneration. That's what we call giving birth and recreating life.” —Duno (79:13)

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4. Callbacks, Running Gags & Standout Bits

• Scott’s Host Persona:

  • Endlessly self-deprecating about notes, titles, and his own career failings (“editor, make me look smart...”).

• Phoebe’s Farmer’s Market of Projects:

  • Longform plug for her Special (I Don’t Want to Work Anymore), Instagram/X handle, Bumble presence, and Substack “Thoughts and Prayers.”
  • Casual mention of running Berlin and Philadelphia marathons.

• Meta Podcast/Comedy Bits:

  • Joke auditions segment suggested; “do it all in one episode.”
  • Long negotiation about rates, gender, “offer-only” status for comedy festivals and parole officers.
  • Character names spun from classic “Comedy Bang Bang” wordplay.

• Absurdist Logistics:

  • Buffets containing only two sandwich brands, “double all-you-can-eat” paradox, and “cat-style” restrooms.

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Phoebe’s intro & workspace banter: 03:07–04:07
• Discussion of stand-up special, process: 09:48–15:51
• Therapy, self-care, workaholism: 17:37–18:23
• Comedy Festival pitch & absurd negotiation: 31:51–47:21
• Egg/Eglinton character’s Chappaquiddick confession: 55:02–56:19
• Music critic fly (“Duno”, Vic): 62:35–82:30
• Oasis discussion & meta song references: 67:35–75:36
• Final plugs & outro: 81:43–89:59

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Notable Quotes (with Timestamps)

• “This is an exceptional special...you worked super hard on it, I can tell.” —Scott (10:27)
• “If I could marry an old rich dude who will put me in the family will, I would do it.” —Phoebe (14:36)
• “Number three, we do not talk about Chappaquiddick…You’re legally agreeing to co-sign that you will not talk about…” —Egg (34:50)
• “Cat style restrooms—giant litter box. That’s how we do it on the yard.” —Egg (53:06)
• “I choose not to look back in anger. Instead, I look forward.” —Duno (73:39)
• “I was famously celibate during my human life.” —Duno (76:45)
• “Her name is Ul Clad...we’ve already begun the process of regeneration.” —Duno (79:13)
• “When are you going to die?”
  “Definitely. Maybe.” —Scott & Duno (89:55-89:59)

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Structure of Episode

1. Phoebe Robinson segment — Standup craft, career reflections, special promotion (03:07–30:45)
2. Egg Doaf / Festival Organizer segment — Improv, festival pitch, surreality (31:51–60:00)
3. Duno the Fly / Music Critic segment — Absurd transformative comedy, Oasis, philosophical fly (62:35–82:30)
4. Plugs & Wrap-Up — Plug segment, callbacks, meta-commentary (81:43–end)

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Tone and Style

The tone is classic CBB—irreverent, hypermeta, affectionate about comedy and show business, with fast banter, inventive sidebar bits, running gags, and deeply silly detours. The episode moves nimbly from real insight (Phoebe’s reflection on burnout and creativity) to full absurdity, never staying in one register for long.

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Takeaway for New Listeners

This episode is a stellar representation of Comedy Bang Bang’s anything-goes format. You’ll get sharply funny, thoughtful interview moments—especially whenever Phoebe Robinson is involved—surrounded by the signature unpredictability and comic anarchy that define the show’s 15-year run. Whether you’re interested in comedy craft, meta-skewering of the entertainment industry, or just in it for the parade of ridiculous characters, this episode offers vintage CBB.

Standout Moment:
Scott genuinely lauding Phoebe’s special:

• “This is an exceptional special...God damn, she is firing on all cylinders for this…” (10:27)

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Listen to This Episode If:

• You want a mix of real talk about comedy and absurdist improv.
• You’re curious about Phoebe Robinson’s approach to writing and performing.
• You relish Comedy Bang Bang’s world-building and running inside jokes.

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Phoebe’s special, “I Don’t Want to Work Anymore,” is out now on YouTube.
Don’t expect to hear much about Chappaquiddick…or do, if you ask the wrong festival organizer.

Transcript

[Egg Doaf]

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[Scott Aukerman]

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[Phoebe Robinson]

Stand up.

[Scott Aukerman]

I know, I'm getting to that. That's why you're here. But most importantly, she is a stand up with a really fantastic new special called I Don't want to work. It is out on YouTube right now. Please welcome back to the show, Phoebe Robinson. Phoebe. Phoebe. Phoebe. Phoebe. Phoebe.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Thanks for having me.

[Scott Aukerman]

Phoebe. Phoebe.

[Phoebe Robinson]

The last time I did the show, we were at a studio, and now we're at your. Your play. In your office.

[Scott Aukerman]

I know your office is.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Guys, it's big.

[Scott Aukerman]

It's. It's bigger than the studio. It's too big. The ceilings are too high. No, this is insane.

[Phoebe Robinson]

I'm thrilled for you.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, I mean, they're three stories high. It's just too much.

[Phoebe Robinson]

You got a great. You got a great home.

[Scott Aukerman]

Thank you very much. But we don't need to give away my assassination location coordinates. Sorry, it's been so long since I've said it, I forgot what they called it. But Phoebe, you are, of course a New York gentlewoman. And you're New York based, not New York born and bred, are you?

[Phoebe Robinson]

No, I'm from Cleveland, but I moved to Brooklyn to go to college. I went to Pratt Institute and I stayed.

[Scott Aukerman]

Pride Institute.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Pratt.

[Scott Aukerman]

Pratt Institute. Okay, great. I don't know what that is, but.

[Phoebe Robinson]

I'm not a person who understands colleges.

[Scott Aukerman]

I. Anytime in the New York Times crossword where they say, like, this college does this, or the mascot of this college, I'm just like, what? I don't. I didn't go to college. I don't know. But you went to Pratt.

[Phoebe Robinson]

I did.

[Scott Aukerman]

And what was your field of study?

[Phoebe Robinson]

I study writing. So it's like creative, like non fiction. Did a little poetry.

[Scott Aukerman]

What's creative about non fiction? I thought it was just the facts, as they said on Dragnet back in the 50s.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Well, it's just more like, you know how like that guy James Frey, like a million little pieces where he just basically.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oprah had a big problem.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's all I really remember.

[Phoebe Robinson]

He was like, this really happened.

[Scott Aukerman]

So a memoir, that. Of stuff that actually happened and then more you pull the threads.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

So that's what you were taught to do, is to do this. James Frey. No, no, no.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Taught to do that. You do it in a way where it's clear that you're not saying, like, this is the truth as it happened. And so everyone should believe that this is, you know.

[Scott Aukerman]

And have. Have you written some sort of book like this? I haven't kept up with your authorial works.

[Phoebe Robinson]

I have three essay collections out.

[Scott Aukerman]

What are essays exactly? They're like. They're like short things where you Talk about a topic, right?

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yeah. Yeah. So, you know, my first book is you can't touch my hair and other have to explain. Second one is everything's trash, but it's okay. And the third one is please don't sit on my bed. And you're outside clothes, so I love to have a fun title. And then like, I don't think I.

[Scott Aukerman]

Would sit on your bed in my inside clothes either. I, I, that's very personal to sit on your bed.

[Phoebe Robinson]

I know people are like, just don't. They're too casual about germs.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Well, I guess when you're in New York also, it's a smaller place. So many, I imagine. What do you have, like four bedroom or.

[Phoebe Robinson]

I have a three bedroom.

[Scott Aukerman]

You have a three in New York. And so, you know, but it's smaller. So I can imagine people wandering in there and.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

During a party or something. Are you an entertainer? I know you're an entertainer in terms of your career, but are you an entertainer at home?

[Phoebe Robinson]

I do like to host a Super bowl party every year.

[Scott Aukerman]

Really? Are you a football fan?

[Phoebe Robinson]

I am a football fan. I mean, when you're from the Midwest.

[Scott Aukerman]

Are you a Cleveland.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Who is it? The Cleveland Browns?

[Scott Aukerman]

Browns, right.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

Blounts?

[Phoebe Robinson]

The Blounds. The Cleveland Blounds. No, the Cleveland Browns. My brother's a die hard fan.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Phoebe Robinson]

I sort of don't have a team and I kind of just like watch everybody because I think.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, so you migrate from team to team whichever way the wind is blowing.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Who are you into right now?

[Phoebe Robinson]

I will say I do because I'm from the Midwest. I do root for like Detroit and those kinds of teams are also from the Midwest because it's like they called.

[Scott Aukerman]

It the Motor City once. Yeah, they did one time, and then it stuck.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Now.

[Scott Aukerman]

And so your super bowl parties, do you do, like a theme beyond just football? Like, you know, everyone has to dress up like one of the players. But not on the field at home or anything like that.

[Phoebe Robinson]

No, I will say so. This year it was in New Orleans. So I did, you know, gumbo. I didn't do gumbo, but what did I do?

[Scott Aukerman]

Okra.

[Phoebe Robinson]

I can't remember what I did.

[Scott Aukerman]

Frito pie.

[Phoebe Robinson]

I, I cooked and Alfredo pie is so good. But yeah, I had like a whole like, sort of like Southern theme. So that was like, really fun. Oh, red beans and rice. I did all that kind of stuff. Yeah. Which is really good. And then the year when it was Rihanna, I was like, it's just only about Rihanna. Everyone Just be cool. Like, bring some champagne and just.

[Scott Aukerman]

So it was. It was a. Be cool and be classy. We're going to watch Rihanna and not focus so much on football.

[Phoebe Robinson]

The game was terrible. So it was only about Rihanna.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yes. And what do we think about the bad bunny controversy?

[Phoebe Robinson]

It's great.

[Scott Aukerman]

It's great.

[Phoebe Robinson]

He's all. He's awesome.

[Scott Aukerman]

He's one of the biggest stars in the world. It's so funny to see people complaining about him.

[Phoebe Robinson]

It's so wild because I know Gloria Stefan. She did a halftime show and she sang all in English, and this was like, 91. So I don't know why people are acting like. It's also, like, not a big deal if someone doesn't perform in English.

[Scott Aukerman]

In English. But those words to conga are so fast, they could be misconstrued for anything. Come on, baby, see, baby, baby. What is the rest of it? Come on, baby, see me. Come on, baby, see my baby do that conga. Come on, baby, shoot. Shoot my baby. Come on, baby, shoot my baby. I don't know what that.

[Phoebe Robinson]

You are so close.

[Scott Aukerman]

You're like, so am I close? Well, we'll see who ends up in the big game. Of course, we're not supposed to call it the super bowl. We're supposed to call it the big game because they've trademarked super bowl. So anytime.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Wait, is this a bit.

[Scott Aukerman]

It's not a bit. Anytime that you are doing any piece of media about it, like a storyline on a show or anything, everyone goes, are you coming over for the big game? No one can say super bowl because they. They own the trademark for it.

[Phoebe Robinson]

That's trash.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's trash. It should be like the iPhone, where they go, you know what? We own this trademark. You know how you can shoot an iPhone in any. They said when iPhones came out, they said, you don't need to clear these. Clearing stuff in. In TV and movies is so strange. Like, you have to tape logos off of shoes. Like, people wear shoes.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

What do you. What are we worried about? You know what I mean? But so. But then with the iPhone, they said, you know what? Anyone put an iPhone in any of your TV shows and movies, we don't care.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yeah, it's free promo.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, exactly. That should be what they do for the Super Bowl.

[Phoebe Robinson]

I know. The big game.

[Scott Aukerman]

The big game sounds so stupid, but we'll see what happens with that come February. But you know what I want to talk about right now is you have a new standup comedy special called I don't want to work Anymore. Anymore?

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Did I say the anymore in your introduction?

[Phoebe Robinson]

No, that's.

[Scott Aukerman]

God damn it.

[Phoebe Robinson]

You can add. You can add it in post.

[Scott Aukerman]

I was.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Oh, just do any more.

[Scott Aukerman]

Can we. I'm gonna do a clean anymore, so we can put that.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay. Ready? Anymore. Okay, so the editor just cut that out and just put it before so I don't look like a idiot. All right. So stupid. Why was I doing this? Off memory. I didn't write it down. Normally I have notes and stuff, but I was like, I just watched this thing. I know exactly what it. I'm so stupid. Stupid. Anyway, editor, make me look smart.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Don't crash out. Don't crash. Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. It's too early in the morning to crash out on this, but it's a great special. I have watched it.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Thank you.

[Scott Aukerman]

And man, I just thought this was. I have to watch a lot of standup comedy specials for this show, and I always say, oh, they're really good.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't mean it. And they usually fucking suck. And I was like, all right, let's fire up the old YouTube and let's watch one of these comedy specials. And I was like, God damn, she is firing on all cylinders for this. Oh, I thought it was because you never know what to expect with a multi hyphenate like yourself. You can. One can sort of think like, oh, they got this special because of their other work, their acting work or whatever, and they didn't put a lot of work into it or something. But I was like, God damn it. Phoebe is like, you. I mean, this is an exceptional special. You worked super hard on it. I can tell.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

And everything was hitting. Every single joke was hitting. And it was just like, oh, my God, I can't. Like, I don't know where you found the time. Like, I watched it. I was exhausted for you. Where. Where did she. How often did you had to be out there working every night to do this? Why?

[Phoebe Robinson]

It probably. I know.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, why do something like this?

[Phoebe Robinson]

It probably took me like a year and a half to put the hour together. Like, I'm not a person who could just, like, crank out an hour every year. Because I just think you need to have time.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Phoebe Robinson]

To let things sit. But I'm really nerdy when I, like, think about an hour. So, like, I'll have a Google Doc. I won't have a title yet, but I'll, like, write a thesis statement of, like, this is what I think I want the hour to be. And then whatever falls under that umbrella, like, has A chance to make it the cut if it's good enough. And then when I have my jokes, I write them out. Each sentence gets its own line. So I can see if. If it's.

[Scott Aukerman]

Each sentence that you say in the special gets its own line, meaning you're just typing out what you're saying.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yeah, but no, but it's like, it's like if I have like a. A bit and there's like five lines in the bit. Like, it's like the first sentence, enter next, next line, next sentence.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Because that way then I can really see what's doing the heavy lifting. If it's too wordy, if I should move things around.

[Scott Aukerman]

This sounds like some DAT fan, kind of like, do you know what I'm saying? Remember his research paper that he was doing? Anytime he would do a set.

[Phoebe Robinson]

But it helps because so many times we overwrite jokes, you know, so then if you have it in document, you can go, okay, I wish that were my problem.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, I'm so under. I don't even write them. Yeah, but yeah, you. So you can, you can kind of override jokes. A lot of that comes out when you just kind of get up and say them and say them in your own words.

[Phoebe Robinson]

And yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

Try to figure out, you know, how you're communicating to the audience. Right? Yeah, like a lot of it gets stripped away. Yeah.

[Phoebe Robinson]

And then you go back to the document, you're like, oh, I could cut all of this that I needed because what I said on stage was like, perfect. So then I'll go back and listen to my.

[Scott Aukerman]

I always find that when you forget to say something, and this can be in a stand a bit or a pitch or anything like that, or a story you're telling, that's usually the part that doesn't even need to be there anyway. You know what I mean?

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yeah, I totally agree with that. So, yeah, I just, you know, I love stand up. I started doing stand up in 2008 and I just really wanted to really sit down and be like, okay, if you really like put your all into doing an hour and like had a theme, like, what would it be? Cause I think before I was just sort of cobbling jokes together.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Phoebe Robinson]

And it just.

[Scott Aukerman]

A lot of specials are like that where it's just like they pretend to have a thesis and they go like, oh, yeah, this is my thesis. And then they say it in the first five minutes and then there's a long 50 minute detour of just random jokes and then they get back to it at the end. But yours is pretty on topic for, for the majority of it. And it's, and it's a great thesis. Do you want to say exactly what, what it is?

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yeah, it's just like, you know, this whole girl boss thing which I think so many of us fell for in the early aughts because I was just like hustling and grinding is what everyone did. I don't think it is gonna set us free and sort of like, I just don't want to be on this hamster wheel anymore. And if I could marry an old rich dude who will put me in the family, will I would do it?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yes. Yeah, it's very funny. I, I related to it. I. Because you see these people on like, say the current season of love is blind who are like, you know, I want to have an empire. I want to be a power couple. I'm like, you don't know how exhausting that is.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

And then you have like, I've talked to friends who the whole thing of like, oh, I'm a strong black woman. That is something that they feel the responsibility to have. But then they don't always want to be that all the time. You know, it's like. And it's refreshing to see someone who is out there just going like, God damn it. I just like, I don't want to have to fucking. You know, because you talk about all of the multi hyphenate things that you do.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

And how, just how tiring it is and how great it would be to retire. Wouldn't it be good to retire?

[Phoebe Robinson]

It would be great if I could retire at like 55. When you're still like kind of young. I know it's like tomorrow I got for me. No, no, no. But like 55 or 60. So I could just like, I feel.

[Scott Aukerman]

What would you do if you did retire?

[Phoebe Robinson]

You know, I've thought about it because I spent so much of my 20s and early 30s so focused on work and stand up and attaining a level.

[Scott Aukerman]

Of success and status.

[Phoebe Robinson]

So I like didn't like, you know, live that much life. I didn't like travel that much. I miss like baby showers and weddings and all those.

[Scott Aukerman]

You can go back to the babies whose showers you missed. Give them a present.

[Phoebe Robinson]

I can, but I think I would just want to spend more time with family and friends, travel, enjoy other hobbies. Like my. One of my big hobbies is I'm a marathoner. So I would love to just.

[Scott Aukerman]

Really?

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yeah. I just did Berlin and then I'm training for Philadelphia, which is next Month.

[Scott Aukerman]

Are they different? Like on Philadelphia, do you get to ring the Liberty Bell at the end?

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yes. They let each of the 40,000 people who run get one ring.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, but, but like how do you train for a different city? Do you, is it a different terrain? Do you, you know what I mean? Like in, in, in Germany, are you going through any of the like terrible places like, and you, you got to shield your eyes or.

[Phoebe Robinson]

No, you're not going through any terrible places, but you do have marathons that are flatter road, like Berlin as opposed to New York or Boston, which is hilly.

[Scott Aukerman]

Is it? Oh really? Are they?

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

What is. And I've talked about this, the LA marathon someday. I, I don't want to train for it. I just want to walk it one day. Do you think I could do it?

[Phoebe Robinson]

I mean, it's going to take you a long time.

[Scott Aukerman]

It'd take like seven hours, right? To walk?

[Phoebe Robinson]

I think it's going to take longer than that.

[Scott Aukerman]

I walk like at a 4 to 5 mile an hour clip.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Oh, well then, yeah, you can bang it out.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Phoebe Robinson]

You walk so fast.

[Scott Aukerman]

I have long legs.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yeah. Yeah, I mean that, that's faster than.

[Scott Aukerman]

Some people can run it with me. And I have to wait for her and she's complaining all the time like, stop walking so fast with your long legs. Then it's going to be a little longer. So you're a marathoner, you would do that. And, and, but then I also feel like, aren't you a workaholic? The mere fact that you put this special together and it's so good makes me go like, Phoebe just loves working.

[Phoebe Robinson]

I used to be a workaholic. I went to therapy for it during, during COVID Because everything was stopping. I was like, well, what do I do? Yeah, what do I do? Who am I? Blah, blah. And I was just sort of like, I can't. That's not good.

[Scott Aukerman]

So now you, you, you still seem like one though, because you, you did this special, but you just feel better about it.

[Phoebe Robinson]

I feel better about it and I just, you know, build in pockets of rest and I just, I think I'm more efficient. You know, once I hit 40, I just learned how to do my work more efficiently. So I remember when I wrote my first book, I would be like staying up until like 3 o' clock in the morning and writing. And now I'm like, bitch, get this shit done by 6pm first draft, best draft. Yeah. No edits. Zero.

[Scott Aukerman]

We don't do this show with any edits other than that one. You've got to put me saying anymore. When I say the title of her.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Show, please leave it out. I wanted to haunt him. I wanted to haunt on.

[Scott Aukerman]

Now people can get this and access this special on YouTube. Is this something that you filmed yourself and put on YouTube or is it.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Part of a. I had a director, Sharza Devani, I guess I don't mean that you literally direct it, but she's brilliant. She actually came up with the design for the stage back.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, great. I didn't even know. And it was. It was shot here at Dynasty Typewriter, the stage where I performed a parody of Eminem's Lose Yourself. All about the show. Er. Did you know that when you taped the special?

[Phoebe Robinson]

Or. You know what? They did mention that.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Phoebe Robinson]

As a selling point of, like, why I should shoot there. Okay, good.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, that energy was just on that stage, I'm sure. And. And. But you. You, I guess, paid for it yourself.

[Phoebe Robinson]

And put it up on YouTube and stuff. Yeah, I just was like, I just want to do this. I don't want to be lost in the algorithm because I feel like it's so hard on these platforms sometimes to sort of stand out. So I was like, I'm just gonna put this out. It's a good calling card so people can see what I can do and what I've been up to.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, it's great, and it's fantastic. Like I say, I have had to watch a lot of comedy specials, and I don't want anyone to be looking at past episodes over the past year or so and going like, oh, he didn't like any of these ones? No, I liked them fine. But this one is great. This is the best one I've seen. It's really, really good and just was very relatable. Some great topics. The overall thesis is wonderful, but then you get into very specific stuff. I was watching with coolop, and she was laughing as well, and we were laughing at a probably pace of once every 20 seconds. Is that good? When you're watching a special? That seems maybe too much.

[Phoebe Robinson]

That's great. Oh, my God.

[Scott Aukerman]

Three per minute.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

60 minutes, 180.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Laughs yeah, I'll take it. That's incredible.

[Scott Aukerman]

I feel like I owe you laughs now.

[Phoebe Robinson]

You're great. Just don't even worry about it, okay? And don't. Don't put the Annie Moore back in, please.

[Scott Aukerman]

Come on, man. If you're. Look, I pay your salary editor. Phoebe's. You know, she's a movie star. Maybe, but I pay your salary.

[Phoebe Robinson]

I'm not a movie Star.

[Scott Aukerman]

I saw you in Ibiza.

[Phoebe Robinson]

That's right. Shout out to Ibiza. That was a fun movie. It's on Netflix.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yes.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Went to the premiere. Were you there? I can't recall.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yeah, I was there.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. We also went to, of course, a little band called U2. We went to a show together at Madison Square Garden and had a good time.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Did you go to the Sphere shows?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yes, we went opening night.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

And that was very fun. But you, and, but you're. You're a person that like Bono actually like texts and keeps up with. Right?

[Phoebe Robinson]

Well, we don't text. We email from time to time. And he does send me flowers on my birthday.

[Scott Aukerman]

Is he bonobono.com or bono me.com?

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yes, that's. That. That is. So everyone go ahead and just fire away. An email.

[Scott Aukerman]

We never got beyond the barrier of him texting his publicist who texted us and sent us those texts.

[Phoebe Robinson]

That's great.

[Scott Aukerman]

So, I mean, that's. I mean, it's one step removed from what you're getting though. You're getting like direct contact.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yeah, but it's not like we're email buds where we're sending like long paragraphs.

[Scott Aukerman]

You know, you don't have like a text chain where you're like taking pict of whatever you're watching on tv, taking video of it going, look at the way he pronounces this.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Have you seen the Pit? No, I'm not doing that with him.

[Scott Aukerman]

The Pit. Have you seen the pit, by the way?

[Phoebe Robinson]

So good. I have three episodes left and I'm sort of just like taking my time with it because I love it so much and it makes me cry.

[Scott Aukerman]

You'll enjoy my er rap then when you hear it. Well, this special is called I don't want to work Anymore.

[Phoebe Robinson]

You did it.

[Scott Aukerman]

Thank you, editor. Thank you for putting that in. I don't want to work anymore. It's on YouTube. And is this like, is this the last special you're gonna do? Are you gonna go out at the top of your game or. Or are you still like thinking of other stand up specials to do? Like, like once you filmed this, were you still going out to clubs and.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Still doing stand up I the next. So I was like, I'm gonna take a break. And then the next night I went, I went up. But I have taken a break. And so now I'm gonna get back into it because I just was like, I feel like I said everything I had, I had to say. And so now I'm just like, I need to Live a little bit more life in order to.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, I've. I felt like that around episode 700 or so. And unfortunately, the release schedule is once a week and it doesn't really afford me the luxury.

[Phoebe Robinson]

But you have so many fans who.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Tune in every week.

[Scott Aukerman]

Sure, when. We love them. We love the fans, don't we? That's what we have in common, I think, you and I, is we love.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Our fans, we respect our fans. We want to have them over at Comedy Bang Bang.

[Scott Aukerman]

By the way, we care. That's our new tagline for this year, Comedy Gang Bang. We care. I'd like to hear from all of you out there about whatever troubles or travails you're going through, because we care.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Do you do voiceover work?

[Scott Aukerman]

Occasionally. I may be on the upcoming season of Invincible, but other than that, look, I'm offer only, which is a huge problem in the industry, I'm finding. Don't really have the time or bandwidth for auditions. But, you know, if anyone wants to send me anything, do you think I'd be good at it, or are you trying to say, like, oh, get out.

[Phoebe Robinson]

You have a great voice. That's why I was asking. I was like, you would think this.

[Scott Aukerman]

Kind of job would lead to other jobs like it, but I'm not. Fine. There's a couple Tender Green. What is it? Big. Big City Green.

[Phoebe Robinson]

There's Tender Greens.

[Scott Aukerman]

Episodes of that. And then there's a musical episode of, like, one cartoon that I did years ago that I don't think ever came out.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Where I, like, had to sing a song and all this kind of stuff, but I don't think it ever came out. Or it hasn't come out yet. Or maybe these things take a million. Do you do voiceover work?

[Phoebe Robinson]

I hear. And there I did something on King of the. Of the Hill, but I shot it. I recorded it, like, last year and it came out this year and it came out.

[Scott Aukerman]

Who'd you play?

[Phoebe Robinson]

I played. It was this episode. It was like this cooking competition. And I played this sort of, like, douchey woman who, like, she studied at, like, culinary school in France, and so now she thinks she's a big deal. And it was really fun.

[Scott Aukerman]

And that show is getting great reviews.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yeah, but I was just saying, like, even, like, I could see you doing, like, a Walgreens commercial.

[Scott Aukerman]

I would love to do that.

[Phoebe Robinson]

You know what I mean? Like, I love that company. Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

No, I would. Yeah, I'll do a Walgreen. Are you talking just voiceover? I'm like, Walgreens like the voiceover.

[Phoebe Robinson]

I think it's great.

[Scott Aukerman]

We have a lot of stuff here.

[Phoebe Robinson]

I mean, I would hire you based off that submit that I want to.

[Scott Aukerman]

Have I ever been inside of Walgreens? Is it like a cvs or is it a. It's like a cvs.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Or like a. What are they called?

[Phoebe Robinson]

Dwayne Reeds? Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Phoebe Robinson]

They're kind of all the same.

[Scott Aukerman]

They're all the same thing. Shouldn't they all combine and just be one store?

[Phoebe Robinson]

I mean, but then you don't. You're not as hungry if there's no competition.

[Scott Aukerman]

You know, consolidation and monopolies are bad for competition. Is that what you're trying to say? Yeah, but what I'm saying is they all combine into one giant store in the middle of the country. Like, that takes up all of Idaho and Wyoming and everything. And then everyone goes to that.

[Phoebe Robinson]

We have to travel to Idaho to get Band Aids. I don't know if I like this business model.

[Scott Aukerman]

I think it's a good business model. Well, the special is called I Don't Want to Work Anymore, and it is out now on YouTube. It's really exceptional. I urge everyone to go watch it and laugh their little butts off. We're gonna take a break, if you don't mind. Can you stick around, Phoebe?

[Phoebe Robinson]

No, I gotta go.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, okay. Understandable. But when we come back, we're going to have a festival organizer. We also have a music critic. This is a great show. I'm so glad you're here for it. I need you. I need you backing me up.

[Phoebe Robinson]

I. I got your back.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay. You got my six?

[Phoebe Robinson]

I do.

[Scott Aukerman]

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[Phoebe Robinson]

Hi, I'm Jenny Slate and believe it or not, someone is allowing us to have a podcast.

[Scott Aukerman]

I'm Gabe Liedman. I'm Max Silvestri and we've been friends for 20 years. And we like to reach out to kind of get advice on how to live our lives. It's called I need you guys. Should I give my baby fresh vegetables?

[Phoebe Robinson]

Can I drink the water at the hospital?

[Scott Aukerman]

My landlord plays the trombone and I can't ask him to stop.

[Phoebe Robinson]

You should make sure that you subscribe.

[Scott Aukerman]

So that you never miss an episode. Comedy Bang Bang. We're back. Phoebe Robinson is here of I Don't Wanna Work Anymore. It is a stand up comedy special which runs approximately 60 minutes. Maybe a little bit shy. 55 or so.

[Phoebe Robinson]

It's 50. 53. No, sorry. 59. 33.

[Scott Aukerman]

59, 33. What happened to the other 30 seconds?

[Phoebe Robinson]

I just was like, get this out of here.

[Scott Aukerman]

It's good. And it. It. You know what? I was laughing so hard at it that when it was over, I was like, oh, I. I was surprised because I'm used to, like, stand up specials dragging on and on and just going like, come on, man.

[Phoebe Robinson]

You just gotta know when to wrap it up, you know?

[Scott Aukerman]

And you wrapped it up expertly. The dismount was incredible. And it's a great special. We need to get to our next guest. They are a festival organizer. Have you been to any festivals, Phoebe?

[Phoebe Robinson]

And not in a while. But I did get an invite to the New Yorker Festival. So I'm gonna go. I got a plus one as a.

[Scott Aukerman]

As an author. Like just to hang out or just to hang out?

[Phoebe Robinson]

No, I'm working on something, but I. Yeah, I can't talk about it.

[Scott Aukerman]

Are you taking over the New Yorker?

[Phoebe Robinson]

I am.

[Scott Aukerman]

Like, Bari Weiss took over cbbs.

[Phoebe Robinson]

That is so bonkers.

[Scott Aukerman]

I'm like, okay, but this person's a festival organizer. I don't know what type of festival, but let's talk to them. Please. Welcome. I do.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Oh, hi.

[Scott Aukerman]

Sorry. How do I pronounce it?

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Egg to oaf is my name. Eglinton to oaf. You can call me Egg. Hi, Scott. It's so good to see you.

[Scott Aukerman]

So wonderful. Is it?

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Wow, Phoebe, such a huge fan. I'm actually really glad you're here. I came to talk to you, actually, but Phoebe, I mean, this is.

[Scott Aukerman]

You'd rather talk to Phoebe?

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Well, this couldn't have worked out better. I'd like to speak with both of you if that's okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

Do you want to talk to us as a. As a group or do you want to talk to us?

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Are you representing together? Should I go through. I can go through reps. I can talk to you two directly. I. You. I knew I could talk to you directly. Phoebe, I'm more than happy to go.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Through your reps. You could talk to.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Me if that's okay. Well, fantastic.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, but I don't think we represent each other as a duo act or anything like that.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

No, I didn't think that. I know Phoebe definitely is doing a lot of her own stuff I've done.

[Scott Aukerman]

I could work something out.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Yeah, you know, maybe like a duo. Act cool, you're headliners. How does that sound?

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, I like that. Where like I tell one joke, then you tell one joke and then we just back and forth.

[Phoebe Robinson]

That's cute.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Oh, I just love that. So that sort of segues me perfectly.

[Scott Aukerman]

So this is a comedy festival or.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

This is a comedy festival called off the vine on the Yard. Martha's Vineyard Premiere Comedy Festival. Yeah, we're just starting this year. And so, Scott, you know, I was really hoping to pitch the festival to you and Phoebe, you as well, see if I can get you guys interested in coming and performing.

[Scott Aukerman]

I mean, I. I haven't heard any other details, but I want to say I'm 100%.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yes, this sounds great.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Fantastic. So I'll just go through the contract here with you guys. It's really simple, really easy. So one, we just sort of.

[Scott Aukerman]

Can I E. Sign it or do like.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you can pull it up on your little laptop there. So here's what it is.

[Scott Aukerman]

It's not really a little.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Phoebe, I got a paper copy for you.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Oh, thank you.

[Scott Aukerman]

It's pretty big actually.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

The screen, your tiny, tiny little laptop for your tiny, tiny little hands. Okay, are we ready?

[Scott Aukerman]

Wait, wait. Is this forced perspective? Like, why do you think my hands are so tight? Oh, I'm sorry.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

I'm pretty tall.

[Scott Aukerman]

You're pretty tall. And I'm right next to this statue, life size statue of King Kong that I have in my three story, three story studio here.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

So if you're driving down the street and you see sort of like a turret that goes three stories up from the basement, that's where I am.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's Scott's house.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Okay, so here's sort of the finer points of the. First off, you're gonna love it. It's so fun. We got golf courses so you can go golfing during the day in Martha's Vineyard. Yep.

[Scott Aukerman]

Wow. Do you have to like shoot through the vines or.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Okay, you're funny. Save it for the stage, Scott. I love that.

[Scott Aukerman]

I am writing this down.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Yeah, so we sort of just like a couple of, couple of rules here for off the vine on the yard. And that's just sort of one good sportsmanship. We just want to make sure we're supporting our other, other comedians for sure to be in good sportsmanship.

[Scott Aukerman]

So no like, I guess talking shit about the other comedians while we're up on stage.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Yeah, you know, I'm sort of, you know, we just sort of want to create a positive atmosphere for the festival. I mean, if you gotta, you know, I'm not gonna stop you. But, you know, we sort of wanted to create a positive atmosphere. Number two, let's, let's, let's just make sure we're having a good time. Yeah. So we just sort of want to make sure we're. We're eating well. And if there's anything that the staff can do.

[Scott Aukerman]

Wait, so we have to eat well while we're at the festival and have.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

A good time, Whatever that means.

[Scott Aukerman]

How are you going to track that?

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Well, we're not. You know, it's just sort of. It's sort of, sort of a rules vibe. So whatever that means to you, you do that. Number three, we do not talk about Chappaquiddick. The incident at Chappaquiddick. You're legally agreeing to co sign that you will not talk about.

[Phoebe Robinson]

I never heard of this. Can you explain?

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

You don't know Chappaquiddick?

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yeah.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Well, that's great. And we're going to keep that energy up. We're not talking about the.

[Egg Doaf]

That.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

That misty, misty evening. It was a misty evening on July 18, 1969.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, I don't. You know, this is before I was born. I think I was conceived around. No, I actually, I think I tracked it back. I was conceived on 9. 11 of 1969.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Well, there we go.

[Scott Aukerman]

I was conceived in 1969 in a 69. Isn't that crazy? Yeah. Isn't that nuts?

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Your parents told you that?

[Scott Aukerman]

That's what she said. Isn't that nuts? It was crazy.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Okay, save it for the stage material.

[Scott Aukerman]

I am writing all of this down.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Yes. We're not talking about. Nobody is ever to mention what happened. Senator Edward Ted Kennedy. He was 37 at the time.

[Egg Doaf]

Oh, this.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

He veered off the road. Mary Jo trapped in the car. Okay, so we can't discuss that at all. You're sort of co signing and agreeing that that was an accident.

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't think I was even ever.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

That aware of the situation.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

I love that. Perfect. And we're going to keep that energy up. So if anybody asks you to say we don't know it was an accident, could we maybe.

[Phoebe Robinson]

You know, because we. I think Scott and I would like to do a little bit of crowd work. Could we talk to the crowd about it?

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

No.

[Scott Aukerman]

What if anyone in the crowd is like a Kennedy? And we go, oh, do you have any relatives? And they go, oh, well, my uncle.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

And you move on. And we don't talk about Tylenol. We call it Acetaminophen.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Okay, There's a lot of rules that are coming.

[Scott Aukerman]

Why aren't we talking about Tylenol?

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Next rule. Enjoy the all you can eat buffet. Oh, I'll just really go to town on it.

[Scott Aukerman]

Buffet of what?

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Oh, anything you could think. Crab. You like crab?

[Scott Aukerman]

Scott, it's fine. It's a little too much work.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

Especially at a buffet.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Hey, you know what? We'll have somebody cut it up for you, okay? Let somebody sort of crack open the crab for you because that's what. We can sort of do it off the vine.

[Phoebe Robinson]

It's eat well, don't talk about Chapaquiddit and enjoy the end of the meal.

[Scott Aukerman]

A set of. What is it again?

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

If you talk to a candidate, you have to call Tylenol Acetaminophen.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, okay.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

That's a really important.

[Scott Aukerman]

But you don't have to unless you're talking. If you talk to a Kennedy, you have to call Tylenol Acetaminophen.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Thank you. Number four, make friends.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, make some friends. Who else is going to be there? Yeah, do you mean other comedians or.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Okay, so we got a lot of funny guys at the festival so far. So you two obviously in. Then we have. Do you know Jared from Subway? Yeah, his parole officer.

[Phoebe Robinson]

He's out of jail.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Well, his parole officer is going to do it.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Okay.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

He's not on parole yet, so his future parole officer? Maybe.

[Scott Aukerman]

So he's not been assigned to the case yet, huh?

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

The parole officer? No, but he's really vying for it. He was auditioning like crazy. He's not.

[Scott Aukerman]

You have to audition for officers. Yeah, Scott, I guess I was saying, once you are one, you have to audition for specific prisons.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

You want to be a parole officer?

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't. I don't really.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Are you offer only for parole too?

[Scott Aukerman]

I'm offer only for parole.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

That sucks. That's tough. That's tough. We're gonna get you one day. I feel good about it.

[Scott Aukerman]

All you gotta do is offer and I'll probably take it.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Do you want to be a parole officer?

[Scott Aukerman]

Sure.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

You have to audition.

[Scott Aukerman]

I can't do it.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Okay, that's tough. We'll circle back around. Okay. So you gotta make new friends. So that's who Bill Burr is doing it.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, okay.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Yeah. He made a whole Nothing. Bill Burr was so excited about it.

[Phoebe Robinson]

It. We love Bill.

[Scott Aukerman]

You leave me out of that. But.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

He was so excited. He was like, oh, it's kind of like he. He sort of was like a little bit questionable about, like. Oh, then don't, you know, people were sort of upset about because there's a lot of people that are bad that we don't want people talking about Chappaquiddick and sort of co signing that nothing happened to the Kennedys or awesome people.

[Scott Aukerman]

This rule makes me feel like you had something to do with whatever happened in Chocolate. Who was it? Mary was trapped in the car.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Mary Jo.

[Scott Aukerman]

Mary Jo was trapped in a car.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

You're not allowed to talk about Mary Jo. You're not allowed to say the words mar Jail.

[Scott Aukerman]

Did you have something to do with this?

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Huh?

[Scott Aukerman]

You keep saying huh. Whenever I ask you a question that you don't want to answer.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Listen, Scott, you are not allowed to talk about the fact that Senator ted Kennedy, age 37, swam across to Edgartown onto Martha's Vineyard to his hotel, the Shepherd Town Inn. Okay. And then he changed his clothes and he saw an innkeeper whose name was Russell Dumbledore to establish an alibi. Any of that.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Okay.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

He let that woman drown in the car. Allegedly. No, she didn't.

[Scott Aukerman]

I. I mean, that's pretty horrifying.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

His name was Peachy Number seven.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Don't forget your gift bag.

[Phoebe Robinson]

I want to circle back to what we just heard.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yeah. That feels like the egg part of it.

[Scott Aukerman]

Because your name is Eglinton, you said.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Oh, yes. This is Edgartown.

[Scott Aukerman]

It's very similar.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

It is very similar. And that's because my grandfather sort of established the town.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, okay.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Your grandfather's name was Edgerton.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Edgerton Doaf. I'm Eglinton. You can call me Egg for short. You could call him Egg for Short, too. I come from a long line of eggs.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay. And d' oaf means hard boiled scrambled.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

If you know what I mean. Shh.

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't, actually. You pointed to your brain when you. When you said that, by the way, just for the listener.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Scrambled, if you know what I mean.

[Scott Aukerman]

You're putting your finger to your temple, but scrambled. Got it. But look, this wasn't top of mind for me.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

So I'm kind of okay with this.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

What do you think?

[Phoebe Robinson]

It's nice to take the trip. Why not? Yeah.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

I love that we're paying so much money.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yeah. So how much are we going to get paid to perform, Scott?

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

$100,000?

[Scott Aukerman]

I mean, is it worth my time.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Plus all you can eat, new friends and you are not allowed to talk about anything that happened on Tropical Hick.

[Scott Aukerman]

I. Yeah, I guess I. I guess I. Yeah. That's. How much is Phoebe getting Phoebe?

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

$1.9 million.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Well, hold on, hold on, hold on.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yes, hold on. Why? The disparity is because Phoebe's a multi hyphenate and a movie star.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Are you a multi hyphenate?

[Scott Aukerman]

Sky in Ibiza? Look, I'm a movie star. I was in Austin Powers Gold. Member?

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Were you?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Who were you?

[Scott Aukerman]

I was a young Michael Caine.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Really?

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yeah.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Do it.

[Scott Aukerman]

No, I didn't even have to. When I shot the movie, they just.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Shot my back for me.

[Scott Aukerman]

I did audition for that. Did you? I did.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Is that true?

[Scott Aukerman]

It's a two step process. First, I went into the casting agent and I did my Michael Caine impression. And then, then I went and I met what's. What's his name? Austin Powers. Mike Myers himself. And Jay and I. I had to go to the studio and. And do it for them.

[Phoebe Robinson]

And then. Wow.

[Scott Aukerman]

It was. It was.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Oh, do the lines, Scott, please.

[Scott Aukerman]

I ended up not having any lines.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Really?

[Scott Aukerman]

They cut in old footage of Michael Caine from the 1960s and replaced all of what I was gonna do with. With his footage.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

So you don't appear in the film?

[Scott Aukerman]

My back is in the movie.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

You're a background person in the movie.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, I was paid as a. As a principal.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

You were a literal background person because you're back to the camera.

[Scott Aukerman]

I'm a backter. You can call me that. But I'm not a background artist.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Okay, I love that. Save that for the stage.

[Scott Aukerman]

Scott, I am writing this down.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

This is absolutely fantastic. So we just got a couple more.

[Scott Aukerman]

I want to be paid. I want half of what she's making.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yeah, it feels fair.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Half of what Phoebe's making.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, And I want her. I want to come out of her.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Okay, but then we got a couple.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Actually, let's scratch that.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

No, we'll take it from Bill.

[Scott Aukerman]

It's. You said it sounded fair, Phoebe.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

We'll take it from Bill. So, okay, here's. Okay, but if we're gonna pay you more, then there's more rules.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, what are the rules?

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Okay, number eight.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

You'd gotta do one Instagram post story.

[Scott Aukerman]

A story. Maybe as a story.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Yeah. Number nine. Okay, here's the thing. You have to agree that even though Robert Kennedy denies driving under the influence and having an affair with Mary Jo, because he was married at the time and she was 28 and they were driving alone together.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay. By the way, I've done that. I'm married and I've driven alone in a car with a 28 year old woman before and then flipped and there.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Was nothing on her for dad.

[Egg Doaf]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Turned out everything was okay.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Thank God everything was okay. She got out of the car.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, we weren't in, in the middle of a lake. This is like just down on Los Feliz Boulevard. Kind of tied up.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

There's a lot of traffic coming.

[Scott Aukerman]

Tied up traffic. Oh, and this was earlier. Yes.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Okay. So you just have to admit that you believe that story and that was completely true. And you have to agree that he served. That Ted Kennedy served in Congress from 1962 to his death in 2009, which is true.

[Scott Aukerman]

And that I agree with.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

He's the longest US Sen to do that. So he sort of had no consequences for what happened. As it should have been.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, I mean, I kind of buy it.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

For what were you, you were getting 1.9.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yeah. You're getting one basically one mil.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Almost one. Yeah. That's good. I, I, I buy it.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

That's the attitude, Scott. I love it. You two are going to be fantastic. And then we have to go through your entire act and we sort of have to pepper in how vaccines are bad.

[Scott Aukerman]

I mean, honestly, I don't, I don't know that they're bad or good. I've taken them all and I haven't gotten sick.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

You don't know if they're bad or good.

[Scott Aukerman]

But, but who knows? Like I would know, I would know that they don't work if I got sick after I took one. But unfortunately I've not gotten sick after I've taken them.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

There's extensive research. That's not how vaccines work at all. But that's not important here because for us, we're gonna pepper and vaccines are bad.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Oh, okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

Like that. I will. Here, I'll go this way. Are they kind of hurt when they stick the needle?

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yeah. Can we say that needles hurt? Cuz that's the, that's the worst part.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

There we go. I love that you spin that however you need to spin that. You just say the needles hurt and the diseases sort of cause the diseases.

[Scott Aukerman]

Cause what?

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

A lot of other diseases and problems.

[Scott Aukerman]

So diseases cause other diseases. I, I will say diseases cause diseases and problems.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

There we go. I love that they have to have to kiss RFK Jr. In the mouth.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, is there you're getting 1.9.

[Phoebe Robinson]

I think I should get paid more for that.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Yeah, absolutely. How much you want me?

[Phoebe Robinson]

I think 4.5.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Done. Scott, we're gonna give you $50,000 to play this festival.

[Scott Aukerman]

I feel like I was getting almost 1 million just a second ago. And now it's dropped down to 50.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

50K. Cash. Small installments.

[Scott Aukerman]

How small are these installments?

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

$5 bills.

[Scott Aukerman]

How often? Like every hour.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Over and over and over again. Every month? Rest of your life?

[Scott Aukerman]

I. Every hour.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Come on, Scott. $25,000 $1 bills.

[Scott Aukerman]

I feel like I'm out at this point. I mean, I don't really.

[Phoebe Robinson]

We said we're going to do this together.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

I know.

[Scott Aukerman]

You're making 4.5 million.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

This could be great for your career. And all the saltwater taffy you can imagine.

[Scott Aukerman]

I'm all. I don't want. Look, I can imagine a lot, by the way, and I don't want to eat any of what I'm imagining.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

And you have to put that Kennedy grandson that doesn't have the Kennedy last name on your podcast to be your co host for the rest of eternity.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, eternity. I don't even want to be doing this for.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Come on, Scott.

[Scott Aukerman]

He's all right.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

He's all right. There we go.

[Scott Aukerman]

I saw this little boat in White Lotus.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Yeah, exactly. So he has to be your co host for all of eternity. You have to put him up in the turret and give him a microphone.

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't even want to be doing the show for all of eternity. Yeah, I'm barely hanging on to the 20 year.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

And you still feel pretty firm about that offer. Only thing for the rest of the work that you would be getting outside of this.

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't know. What do you think?

[Phoebe Robinson]

Here's what we should split my rate.

[Scott Aukerman]

You're. You're offering to split your rate?

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's so nice.

[Phoebe Robinson]

I don't need to be greedy.

[Scott Aukerman]

So I get 2.2.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Phoebe can't split any of her rate.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, this is like. This is like Survivor rules to prevent cheating rule.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Roll number 11, double all you can eat buffet and you have to enjoy it.

[Scott Aukerman]

No, but double all you can eat is still all you can eat.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Huh?

[Scott Aukerman]

Like double infinity is.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Who are you talking to? Your head is turning left, right and center. You're flailing. You're flailing your arms. Calm down, Scott.

[Scott Aukerman]

Look, I'm all for upending the patriarchy, but I just don't. I mean, Phoebe is much more accomplished than I, but I just don't think that the disparity between what Phoebe is being paid and what I'm being paid is really all that fun.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Fair rule number 12. You have to ride the minute ferry from Chappaquiddick to the Vineyard to Edgar Town on the Vineyard.

[Scott Aukerman]

What's the minute ferry.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

The minute ferry is what? So RFK was not rfk. Ted was gonna get on the minute ferry in order to go back to the hotel, but he didn't want anybody to see him.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Allegedly. So he swam.

[Scott Aukerman]

So he swam?

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Yeah. How.

[Scott Aukerman]

How far was he supposed to have swam?

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

It's a minute. It's a. The ferry is a minute long. It takes you from Chadwick.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, but he's not swimming as far as the minute.

[Egg Doaf]

As.

[Scott Aukerman]

As fast as the fairy.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Yes, he is. He's the fastest swimmer on the planet. You are hereby agreeing that he is the fastest swimmer on the. On the planet by taking the comedy on the planet.

[Scott Aukerman]

I mean, Michael Phelps, he's a stoner though, now, right? Yeah, yeah.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Does a stoner make you not fast?

[Scott Aukerman]

Probably because, like, you look at the pool and you go, like, I'll do this tomorrow.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Whoa. Save it for the stage. Sky.

[Scott Aukerman]

This is a good chunk, by the way. I think this has bigger legs than just for this one particular festival.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Can I pitch you something that you were talking about earlier? In my professional capacity. Capacity as a comedy organizer, of course. I think you should do an episode of your podcast where you just get all of your auditions for the year out.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, okay.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

And I just do them here live on the, on the show. I can also do the actual reads for the show on this.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

I think that would be so fun.

[Scott Aukerman]

Instead of having to go into some studio.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

This is what an action movie would be. This is what a comedy would be. This is my dramatic stuff. This is my voiceover things. And then you just get it all out. Anytime anybody puts an audition forward, I.

[Scott Aukerman]

Just refer them to that particular episode. Yeah.

[Egg Doaf]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

This is a good idea.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Okay, so you're agreeing to do the episode as part of your fee for doing the comedy festival?

[Scott Aukerman]

I'm agreeing to do this pitch that you just pitched me.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

Part of my fee. Look, I. Egg. I, I, I, I don't know. It's getting more and more complicated.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Egg.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, I think I said that. What do you think I said?

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Egg.

[Scott Aukerman]

I'm sorry, what's the distinction? Egg. Like, I'm angry.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Scream at me, Scott.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's the way you said it.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

No, I said it beautifully, like the fren grandfather intended.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, I'm sorry. I guess I'm not hearing it, but let me try again. Egg.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Better.

[Scott Aukerman]

I still feel it was semi contemptuous.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Smile in your voice.

[Scott Aukerman]

Please. Egg.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

No, I hated that.

[Scott Aukerman]

Look, I, I don't know, it sounds like. It sounds like a good opportunity for a little bit of walking around money.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

I mean, yeah, definitely a good opportunity for you, Scott.

[Scott Aukerman]

It's not like, you know, the money I would get writing the Astonishing Spider man necessarily.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Oh my gosh. My favorite. I emailed.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, you emailed.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

I did.

[Scott Aukerman]

Thanks.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

And the nice part is. Oh, well, actually maybe that's for later. I, when I emailed back, I got a really nice email back. Big fan of the comedy festival.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay. But I, I. And maybe it's some good promo, you know, maybe my name will be in the news.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

It'll be excellent.

[Phoebe Robinson]

It'll be us, Bill Burr and that's it.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Jared from Subways. Parole officer.

[Phoebe Robinson]

So four people for festival.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Well, there's more.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Okay, who else?

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Yeah, oh, Danny DeVito's gonna be there. Not the one you're thinking of, the actor?

[Scott Aukerman]

No, that was the one I was thinking.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, I mean, he's a director as well. Also a, I guess a shill for Jersey Mike. Jersey Mike's.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Jersey Mike's. The Jersey Mike's version is coming.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, he's just, he's coming in his.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Capacity from Jersey Mike's. All the sandwich and past sandwich shop.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, it seems like you're hungry. Should we have done this show right before lunch?

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

I'm starving. But good news, you won't be starving at, at the off the vine on the yard comedy festival because of the all you premiere and first comedy festival is this.

[Scott Aukerman]

By the way, this, this all you can eat buffet.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Double all you can eat.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Scott, is it just, Is it just the Jersey Mike's is like, what else can we eat?

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

It's not just Jersey Mike's, it's Jersey Mike's. Your way. There's gonna be subway sandwiches. Maybe if the parole officer is in.

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't need two types of sandwiches at one. All you can eat.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Let's all say who the Quiznos mascot guy was on three. One, two, three.

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't, I don't remember. I remember a sign up in the Quiznos that had every letter of the word Quiznos that said, and what they aim to do for you as a customer like quality.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Well, huge news that is going to be. You mentioned him earlier. Michael Phelps. He's. He's a stoner. And now he's going to be the Quiznos mascot. He has also got a tight hour he's going to be doing at the fest.

[Phoebe Robinson]

So he's doing an hour.

[Scott Aukerman]

How long are we doing?

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

7 and a half hours each. Well, you said you're going together, right? If you're doing it separately, 14.

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't I mean, if we. Let's do it together.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yeah, yeah, for sure. For sure.

[Scott Aukerman]

We gotta do seven. Yeah. Yeah. So it's only three and a half apiece. That.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Don't you think the audience is gonna get sick of us?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Phoebe Robinson]

You know, they might want to break.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Have you spent much time on Martha's Vineyard?

[Phoebe Robinson]

Never been.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, never been.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Never been on the yard. Never been on the yard.

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't know. I haven't. I mean.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Wow. Okay. You're gonna love it. Golf, saltwater taffy.

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't like either of those things.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Double all you can eat buffets for everyone.

[Scott Aukerman]

This is what I want to ask about. The all you can eat buffet.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Sure.

[Scott Aukerman]

Is this just for the performers or is everyone coming to the festival also partaking of the. Is this.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Everyone had to sign the contract to come to the festival to be a part of the festival. We're paying everybody.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay. I. I don't mind that. I just don't want a lot of the riff raff, like, eating the same food that I'm eating. You know what I mean? Oh, this is like. Remember Perry Farrell when he started Lollapalooza, he wanted a community burrito for everyone to eat.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

So he sort of do it. He sort of did this already?

[Scott Aukerman]

No, he. It's one of his pitches. This is in the Lollapalooza oral history that I just read. It was one of his pitches.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Is that on the podcast or in an actual book?

[Scott Aukerman]

This is an actual book, but he.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Communal burrito for all of the performers. Crazy. Everyone gets their own sandwich and crap legs. We're cutting yours up previous to you arriving on set and I'll make sure that happens.

[Scott Aukerman]

How previous? Because I want it fresh as well.

[Phoebe Robinson]

So we're just going. Sandwiches are there sides?

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Yes.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

Smaller sandwiches, like a honey mustard potato salad, maybe?

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Or you want that it's there, so.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Or just like roughage so I can like, take a while. I'm there.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Oh, yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Are we allowed while we're there?

[Phoebe Robinson]

It's just all carbs I'm going to get, you know?

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Yeah. There'll be roughage for you all to shit it, I promise.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Okay. Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

And what are the facility like? This is maybe my most important question.

[Phoebe Robinson]

What are the.

[Scott Aukerman]

What are the. The restroom facilities like at the festival? Like, do we have a. Some sort of private area?

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Absolutely. Cat style.

[Scott Aukerman]

Cat style. What is cats? I.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Giant litter box. That's how we do it on the yard. Wow.

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't know that I'm comfortable.

[Phoebe Robinson]

It's just feeling I don't.

[Scott Aukerman]

I've never in front of Phoebe before. Maybe we should just get it out of the way now before we go to the festival.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Brb, we're really.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

If. If you think bathrooms are. Make people more comfortable, we'll absolutely do that.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Because here's the thing.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

We're really trying to change the. The yard's perception. I feel like people think about Martha's Vineyard and they have, like, a very specific idea of what it is we're trying to do. The comedy festival, to be like, oh, it's not just Chappaquiddick. It's not just.

[Scott Aukerman]

I've only heard about Martha Vineyard, like a place that rich people. I like. I. I don't think that the Ted Kennedy stuff has really been stuff that people have been thinking about.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Good.

[Scott Aukerman]

I mean, it is good for you, I guess. Did you have something to do with this? I. I keep coming back to this.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yeah, you're evolved, solved somehow.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

You're cutting all this out?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, I'm cutting all this out. Yeah. Don't worry. Hey, editor, when you're doing all the work about the, you know, me fixing Phoebe's title, can you cut all this out? This stuff that's coming up right now? Okay, go ahead.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Okay, so I thought it'd be really funny. Okay, so I'm obviously 75 years old. Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, yeah. I was gonna say. Well, I mean, I. I had you pinpointed between 74 and 75 and a half, but 75.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Exactly my birthday today.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, happy birthday.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Nobody said anything. I'm wearing a happy birthday pin and a happ birthday tiara. And literally nobody said, I thought you.

[Scott Aukerman]

Were going to someone else's party. And you know what I mean?

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

And I wore a happy birthday pin and a happy birthday tiara to someone else's party.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, I would do that. Where I'm like, happy Birthday. Look, even my clothing is saying Happy Birthday, not just my voice.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Yeah, it is my birthday today.

[Scott Aukerman]

Thanks, Phoebe. We. We're a good team. I'm looking forward to this festival.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Me too. So for my. So, you know, I sort of like back in the day, I. So, you know, obviously the classic story, because Robert F. Kennedy was assassinated the year before. It was sort of like a whole thing where they were like, oh, Ted, we really want to make sure that we're all behind you. You're gonna try and get the presidential nomination to run against Jimmy Carter.

[Scott Aukerman]

This is the story.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

1969.

[Scott Aukerman]

69. Okay.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

And so they were having this party for a bunch of aides. And so Mary Jo. They were like. Ted was like, let's give. Let's give Mary Jo a ride home. While I was at that party and I was a little inebriated and I turned. I turned the sign. There was a sign that said, like, oh, dock this way, or you can go back to the houses this way. And I said, that's a.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's a complicated sign, by the way. That's a complicated idea to communicate. Well, it's houses this way. You can turn back and get to the other places.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Yeah, it's one road and there was a sign that said, keep going to the beach this way, houses this way. And I just sort of did. I was like, what if I flipped them? Wouldn't that be pretty funny? Wouldn't that be kind of funny?

[Phoebe Robinson]

So it's kind of you. Your fault.

[Scott Aukerman]

What? You know, did you.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

I'm just sort of.

[Scott Aukerman]

How'd you flip them? Did you have to make a whole new sign? Like, did you go down to the Kinkos or whatever was the equivalent back then?

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

What was the equivalent of Kinkos? Copying machines. I don't think even existed then. Like mimeographs. Like. But you remember when I was going to school how everything was in. In triplicates?

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Like triplicates. Oh. Where you had to like. Like press really hard on the top.

[Scott Aukerman]

And the carbon paper and everything. Remember that? When I was in school, as you.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Can probably see from my cut off. My cutoff shirts and my cut off shorts that are very strong.

[Scott Aukerman]

I didn't realize those were cut offs. It makes more sense now.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

You didn't realize these were cut offs? What did you think it was, Scott?

[Scott Aukerman]

I thought you. They were bought, store bought that way.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Whoa.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

No, I cut them off because I'm too strong. My jeans.

[Scott Aukerman]

What did you do with the. The part that you cut off?

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Huh?

[Scott Aukerman]

What did you do with the remnants, dear?

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

I make stuffed animals. Animals?

[Scott Aukerman]

You make stuffed animals?

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Anything? Yes. I use my sewing machine and I have one. Yeah, right here. I literally have a present in front of you. I'm giving you a present on my birthday and you haven't even opened it? You haven't touched it.

[Scott Aukerman]

I'm supposed to open this?

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, let me see.

[Phoebe Robinson]

What.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Do you normally just have presents sitting in front of you that aren't for you to open?

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't know what. Look, I. It's not my birthday. You. You said happy birthday. I thought you were going to a party and this was the present you were taking to one of your friends. Okay, I apologize. I don't. This is Good, right?

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yeah. So good. So good.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Apology accepted.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay. Apology accepted. Good.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Apology accepted.

[Scott Aukerman]

Let me open it up. Let me see what I can do.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

You're cutting all this out, right?

[Scott Aukerman]

I'm cutting all this out.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

Great.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay. This is. This is. It's flat. It's not. I mean, stuffed animals normally have something.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

That's my thing. Two dimensional stuffed animals.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Like flat, like paper. That's what I say. No stuffing. It's just fabric.

[Scott Aukerman]

It's. Yeah, it's very thin, but it's sewed together. Just paper thin. It is sewed together. I mean, it's. It's. I mean, it's kind of ugly, but.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Thank you. You know, ugly dolls. Do you remember those?

[Scott Aukerman]

I do, yeah. This is.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

They remade them and they're prettier now.

[Scott Aukerman]

Fugly dolls maybe is the brand name you could use.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Isn't that. Doesn't that mean ugly? It's sort of worse, I guess.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Although I think. I think when it first came out, it meant that. And nowadays it's just been chill.

[Phoebe Robinson]

It's cute part of the language.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Well, yeah, I'll trademark that. Take that for the stage, Scott. Okay, well, wonderful. So re record. Re record. Okay, so. Yes. So I'm so glad that I can count the two of you in for the festival.

[Scott Aukerman]

So what are the dates?

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

What day is it today?

[Scott Aukerman]

Monday.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Oh, trat. It was the last weekend.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, it was last weekend. Okay.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Dang.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

It took me a while to walk out here and it actually was last weekend.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Wow, the festival was.

[Scott Aukerman]

Can we still get paid? We signed the contract.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Yeah, if you promise to do the festival next year.

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't think this festival's gonna happen. She didn't even know when.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Shady as.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, no, I. I say we signed the contract. Do you. Will you pay in advance or is it still $5 every hour?

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Phoebe, we're paying in advance for sure.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Oh, sick.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

You. We are giving you your $10,000 in.

[Scott Aukerman]

10,000. Wow.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

In quarter lump sums.

[Scott Aukerman]

Quarter lump?

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Yes. You get a quarter quarter of a lump. Throw it at your head.

[Scott Aukerman]

I'll still take it. I'm in.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Oh, fantastic.

[Scott Aukerman]

I just gotta write three and a half hours more material. I do have a big Michael Fumps Michael Fump's Chelk.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Oh, thank God.

[Scott Aukerman]

Michael Phelps. God, I'd have to. All right, we. We do have to take a break. Can you stick around?

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Egg? Of course.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, well, we have a music critic coming up on the show, so maybe you want to book the music critic. I don't know. I don't know. What? You want.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Want to book the music critic?

[Scott Aukerman]

I. I have no idea. To do. To be on your festival.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

To talk about Taylor Swift's new album.

[Scott Aukerman]

Meow. We don't want to get those Swifties after us, do we?

[Egg Doaf]

Cool.

[Scott Aukerman]

The album kind of sucks, but did.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

You listen to it?

[Scott Aukerman]

I did, yeah.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Okay, what do you think? Honestly, Honest opinion. They'll cut this out.

[Scott Aukerman]

Cut this out. But I'm holding my fingers to my nose. Yeah, the pu. The universal pu.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

There was one of the songs that I just heard the beat, and I was like, oh, okay, this is kind of fun. And the second the words came in, I went, oh, no.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Phoebe, you don't want to weigh in on this, right?

[Phoebe Robinson]

No, I don't listen to her.

[Scott Aukerman]

You don't listen to her. Good.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Don't care.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, exactly. Why would you.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

All right, we're gonna. We'll talk about all of this with the music critic, but we're gonna come right back. We're gonna have more EG Poof. We're gonna have more Phoebe Robinson. We'll be right back with more Comedy Bang Bang after this.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Hi, I'm Jenny Slate, and believe it.

[Scott Aukerman]

Or not, someone is allowing us to have a podcast. I'm Gabe Liedman. I'm Max Silvestri. And we've been friends for 20 years, and we like to reach out to kind of get advice on how to live our lives. It's called I need you guys. Should I give my baby fresh vegetables?

[Phoebe Robinson]

Can I drink the water at the hot hospital?

[Scott Aukerman]

My landlord plays the trombone, and I can't ask him to stop.

[Phoebe Robinson]

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[Scott Aukerman]

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[Egg Doaf]

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[Scott Aukerman]

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[Egg Doaf]

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[Scott Aukerman]

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[Egg Doaf]

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[Scott Aukerman]

Comedy Bang Bang. We're back. We have Phoebe Robinson, stand up comedian extraordinaire. The special is. I don't want to work anymore. It is out on YouTube right now, and there is not a better hour that you can spend with your life. What do you think of that? Wow.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Like.

[Scott Aukerman]

Like, put.

[Phoebe Robinson]

That's great.

[Scott Aukerman]

Put the kids down. Send them off to bed. Who needs to watch them grow up? I know. They grow up so fast. Watch this hour.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yeah, watch this. 59 minutes and 33 seconds of stand up.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's right.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

We also have egg D o.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Try one more time.

[Scott Aukerman]

Egg do.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

It's getting.

[Scott Aukerman]

Try more French egg dog. That felt kind of racist the way I was doing it. The egg du. You know what I mean?

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

I wouldn't say racist. I'd say problematic.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Are French people a race? I can't tell.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

No, no, you can't tell.

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't see worse, dear.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Put on your glasses.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, now I see it.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Oh, you're seeing worse now take them off.

[Scott Aukerman]

All right, I got him off. You know what? We need to get to our next guest. He's a music critic. This is exciting. Please. Welcome to the show, Duno.

[Egg Doaf]

Thank you for having me, Scott. I'm thrilled to be here.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, hi. Hello, Duno. You. I can barely see you.

[Egg Doaf]

Ah, yes. Put those glasses back on.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, hi. Do. I mean, should look? I. Do you want me to call out the elephant in the room here? Uh, no pun intended. Uh, but, uh, I don't know a.

[Egg Doaf]

Pun that would have been getting at.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, I mean, your type generally, like, is always around flies because they're using the. Their ears and trunk to swat at them.

[Egg Doaf]

But, yes, we are always around flies because we are there. Yes, yes, you've called it out, Scott. I will admit. I'm a fly. Yeah, I'm a fly.

[Scott Aukerman]

You're a fly. You're. You're hovering.

[Egg Doaf]

And I'm on a podcast.

[Scott Aukerman]

You're hovering next to the microphone.

[Egg Doaf]

Yes, yes, yes. Couldn't have gotten a small chair for me.

[Scott Aukerman]

I. I got the big chair for what I assumed would be a human guest.

[Egg Doaf]

At one time I was, Scott, but no longer, as you can see.

[Scott Aukerman]

At one time, you were what?

[Egg Doaf]

A human.

[Scott Aukerman]

You were a. Oh, how did this come to pass then? You're. You're now a fly.

[Egg Doaf]

I'm now a fly, Scott. I went into a machine. A machine I should never have entered.

[Scott Aukerman]

Like a threshing machine. Or not.

[Egg Doaf]

It threshed my life. It did.

[Scott Aukerman]

So threshing machine.

[Egg Doaf]

Yes. And I came out.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Out.

[Egg Doaf]

And I am the monstrosity that you see before you now.

[Scott Aukerman]

You're just a fly. You're not a monstrosity.

[Egg Doaf]

Scott, that is music to my ears.

[Scott Aukerman]

I mean, I don't like flies all that much. Because you vomit on food and stuff.

[Egg Doaf]

Ah, yes, yes, yes. This has been a learning curve for me. It has been a process. Let me tell you what, I puked way less before this and now way more.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, I would. I would imagine the puking has intensified almost tenfold.

[Egg Doaf]

Almost tenfold. And it is still. It's a, It's, It's a. It's an adjustment. However, I am coming around to it and there are benefits. After all, once I puke on the food, no one else seems to want to touch it, and it's all mine.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, the problem is more that we don't notice that a fly has puked on our food, and then we eat it and we get all that disgusting puke. And it happens all the time. We like, probably eight times a day for a human. We don't know that we are eating fly puke.

[Phoebe Robinson]

It's not great. It's not great.

[Scott Aukerman]

You know what I mean? I. I saw. I saw a. A. A kind of assembly about this when I was 10 years old, and it's really affected my life.

[Egg Doaf]

Assembly. It was an assembly.

[Scott Aukerman]

It was. Yeah. Was it like someone came in to talk to us about health and safety and then talked about flies and how bad they are and how they puke on our food?

[Egg Doaf]

Scott, I've been to those same assemblies. For once I was a human, so I'm familiar with those types of gatherings.

[Scott Aukerman]

Can I just say, I know you used to be a human. You'd have to continually.

[Egg Doaf]

Well, I feel as though I do sometimes because I feel like it gets lost in the current viewing of who I am now.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

What type of human?

[Egg Doaf]

A good one.

[Scott Aukerman]

What does that mean?

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Well, what type of. I don't know. There's lots of different types of humans. You know what I mean?

[Scott Aukerman]

But what does a good one mean?

[Egg Doaf]

Ah, yes. One that participated in. In his community.

[Scott Aukerman]

What has happened? You lived somewhere.

[Egg Doaf]

Huh?

[Phoebe Robinson]

Huh?

[Egg Doaf]

Mostly, yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

Mostly.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Mostly with the other time.

[Egg Doaf]

I mean, don't you ever feel sometimes you're not fully living, you know, that you're just kind of, you know, just operating dayto day, just trying to get by. All right. Never truly grasping at the fruit of life. That was me at one point, but no more.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Egg Doaf]

For I have a short time to live.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, that's. Or do you have this lifespan of a.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

You're on a fly life cycle.

[Egg Doaf]

I bought a fly cycle.

[Scott Aukerman]

So this happened to you today and you. Because, I mean, flies live about 24 hours or so.

[Egg Doaf]

Yes. Flies live 24 hours. And I have me a moment's left.

[Scott Aukerman]

Scott, so can we please get to it? For God's. Yeah. What do you say? You're a music critic, I guess.

[Egg Doaf]

Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

You want to get to your thing?

[Egg Doaf]

I want to get to my thing one last time before I call it a day. Scott, do you like music?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Egg Doaf]

Phoebe, do you like music?

[Phoebe Robinson]

Love it. It.

[Egg Doaf]

Eg.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Beautiful pronunciation. That was music to my ears.

[Scott Aukerman]

So you like that?

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Ah, me. I love that. Try one more time.

[Scott Aukerman]

I. Why are you looking at me?

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Try one more time.

[Scott Aukerman]

No.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Do you?

[Scott Aukerman]

Scott. No. Dono.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Scott, try one more time.

[Scott Aukerman]

Duno is the one who did it.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Duno did it perfectly. That was beautiful.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, you want me to try?

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Scott, you try.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Stop.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Stop.

[Egg Doaf]

Well, then we all agree. We all like music, and that is a wonderful thing, because music is. Does give us life.

[Scott Aukerman]

When you were a music critic, is this how you would lead off most of your paragraphs about, like, do you like music?

[Egg Doaf]

Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

I think anyone reading your article, kind of the. The assumption is they are interested in music, and that's.

[Egg Doaf]

I know, but it becomes interactive. When I ask them that question, then they answer, yes, and they're saying, we're part of the conversation now. Now we're into this. Whose review is this? Is it his review? Is it my review? Is it our review?

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Wow.

[Scott Aukerman]

So what do you. Now that we all like music? What are you here to talk about?

[Egg Doaf]

About Oasis, Scott. I went to a concert recently that was intoxicating to the soul.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay. This is the Oasis reunion tour.

[Egg Doaf]

The Oasis reunion tour, live 25.

[Scott Aukerman]

And this was a few months back. It was when you were a human.

[Egg Doaf]

Oh, human. Walking on all twos, Scott. I took a trip. Trip to the uk. You know what that stands for?

[Scott Aukerman]

United Kingdom. You're using it to refer to the United Kingdom.

[Egg Doaf]

I am. And particular emphasis on United. For that night. We all were. Yeah, In Murray Field, Scott. It was incredible.

[Scott Aukerman]

Murray Field is in Scotland. Scotland, Scott.

[Egg Doaf]

Yes, Scotland.

[Scott Aukerman]

So you were a human being who went to Scotland to see Oasis?

[Egg Doaf]

Yes, yes, yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

And it was fun.

[Egg Doaf]

It was fun, Scott. It was beyond fun. But I'll tell you this. Already at that point, I had begun questioning, who am I? Is this who I want to continue to be?

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, I didn't realize that was part of your story. I thought you just accidentally walked into some sort of Brundle fly machine or something.

[Egg Doaf]

I did, I did, but I now question whether that was accidental or intentional.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, so you think that unlike, say, Dr. Manhattan who walked into that machine and then said I'm ribs use you. You think that you intentionally walked into this, subconsciously intentionally walked into this machine knowing it would cause you to transform and perhaps even transmogrify into this fly?

[Egg Doaf]

Scott, the very thing that you say is what I was feeling.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, and you knew. Did someone explain what this machine would do or anything like that?

[Egg Doaf]

No, I took a guess.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yes.

[Egg Doaf]

So it was a hope, a dream.

[Scott Aukerman]

So someone left this machine unattended and.

[Egg Doaf]

I walked right into it saying, God, I hope this changes me for the better.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Where was it?

[Egg Doaf]

Oh. Have you ever been to Ross dress for last?

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Which one?

[Egg Doaf]

The one on. On La Brea.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Oh, yeah, of course.

[Egg Doaf]

Ah, that's the very.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

I got running shoes there for a tough mutter with the one by the.

[Scott Aukerman]

Is it by the Chick Fil A? No, that's. That's sunset in.

[Egg Doaf]

No, but it is by a chicken type establishment of brand one. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

This very specific LA references bb. I try to catch up.

[Phoebe Robinson]

I know you don't try to catch up. I'm just so there Were there instructions on you just. Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

And what. It was in a changing room or it's in the back room or you.

[Egg Doaf]

Know how those with the clothes racks are in a circle and sometimes when you were a kid you would kind of like go. You'd spread the shirts apart. You'd walk into them and kind of hide. Hide from your parents or whatnot. Become your own little fort. Well, I still do that.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

You go shopping with your mom and you hide from her and.

[Egg Doaf]

That's right.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Okay.

[Egg Doaf]

That's right.

[Scott Aukerman]

And it was in the middle of this.

[Egg Doaf]

It was in the middle of a rack of tank tops.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, okay.

[Egg Doaf]

Scott, we are approaching the winter season and tank tops are on sale cheaper than they are ever going to be all year long. And that's when you stock up.

[Scott Aukerman]

But you weren't there to stock up. You were just there to hide from your mom. Who. What was your mom buying?

[Egg Doaf]

My mom was buying. Oh, dungarees.

[Scott Aukerman]

Dungarees.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

What is a dungaree?

[Egg Doaf]

Oh, dungarees are like a Jean.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, I feel like we're getting off topic.

[Egg Doaf]

Okay, well, I think we've never been more on topic.

[Scott Aukerman]

Is there, is there a. Was there a scientist who worked at this roster? Like, who left this machine there? Did you ever get the story?

[Egg Doaf]

Yes, there was a scientist who worked there and he, he was shopping at the time. He had brough his. He. He brought his machine.

[Scott Aukerman]

It was portable.

[Egg Doaf]

It was portable because you don't want to leave that in the car. Not in that neighborhood, because it's a. It's a tough neighborhood. And so he's like, I'm going to bring this in with me. And he, to my knowledge, had brought it in. And then I guess there was a Marshalls nearby and they were having a sale. And he's like, oh, boy, I better capitalize on that real quick. So he's like, I'm going to hide this machine in this.

[Scott Aukerman]

He didn't want to lug it over to the Marshalls.

[Egg Doaf]

No, no, no, no, no, no. So he's like, I'll be right back.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay. How did you learn all this? Because undoubtedly you turned into a fly then. Were you buzzing around, trying to. I hung around for a little bit.

[Egg Doaf]

I was trying to get. I was trying to gain my mother's attention while I was like, I'm here. I'm still here.

[Scott Aukerman]

She didn't have a microphone that she was talking about?

[Egg Doaf]

No, my voice.

[Scott Aukerman]

To amplify your voice. Fly voice.

[Egg Doaf]

Not unlike Liam and Noel who have microphones to amplify their voice.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, I guess we share those similarities with Liam and Noel Gallagher. We're speaking into microphones right now.

[Egg Doaf]

That's right. Don't you, you.

[Phoebe Robinson]

This is.

[Egg Doaf]

This is.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Can I ask a question?

[Scott Aukerman]

Sure. Yeah.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Oasis.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's. I think that's Green Day.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Ah.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Continue. What is Oasis?

[Scott Aukerman]

What is Oasis? They sing. Maybe. I don't really want to know.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Yeah, maybe a different one.

[Phoebe Robinson]

And then what day it's going to be? The day that's going to throw back to you. Bye. Now somehow realize what you got.

[Scott Aukerman]

Come on, baby, shoot that baby. Come on, baby, shoot that baby.

[Egg Doaf]

I am back at Murray Field as we speak. This is incredible.

[Scott Aukerman]

You'll never make it to Murray Field again. Even if you tried flying there right now as a fly, you could get there quicker than us. But you'll never make it.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Why do you bring that up?

[Scott Aukerman]

I'm sorry, but that's the reality of the situation. You'll. You'll. I mean, undoubtedly you'll never see your mother again. She's probably looking around for you. Doesn't know.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Know.

[Scott Aukerman]

Doesn't know what happened to you and.

[Egg Doaf]

Right, right, right.

[Scott Aukerman]

You'll never see another concert you're probably not going to make it to tonight unless there's an afternoon concert like that movie Trap.

[Egg Doaf]

Right, right.

[Scott Aukerman]

With a big long intermission.

[Egg Doaf]

Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

Where she has to do change costumes and shuts down for an hour in the middle of it.

[Egg Doaf]

Yeah.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

They're working with a non union crew at that probably stadium, I think.

[Scott Aukerman]

Probably.

[Egg Doaf]

Probably. Well, Scott, I choose to not look back in anger. Instead, I look forward.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's an Oasis, Egg. That's an Oasis.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Oh, I see.

[Scott Aukerman]

Look back in anger.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Yes. Okay. Yes, yes.

[Egg Doaf]

But maybe it would be more helpful for you if I were to say that I. I don't want to look back on a boulevard of broken dreams.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

You don't want to close your eyes and you don't want to fall asleep.

[Egg Doaf]

I don't want to miss a thing. Right, right. Aerosmith. So anyways, Emma. Fly now. But I did experience Oasis, and I got to say they've got a few tour dates left this year. They're hinting at a 2026 tour.

[Scott Aukerman]

They'll have to change the name of the tour, probably.

[Egg Doaf]

Right, right. It's no longer live 25, so it'll probably be this.

[Scott Aukerman]

This is. We do this for the kicks. 26.

[Egg Doaf]

Yes.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Wow, that was good stage, Scott.

[Scott Aukerman]

That sounds like something Liam and Noel would say. We do this for the kicks. When I went to Oasis, I. I felt like I was very lucky because I went to a particular show that Liam dedicated one of the songs to. Woody Woodpecker.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Why?

[Scott Aukerman]

This is for Woody Woodpecker.

[Phoebe Robinson]

That's so funny.

[Egg Doaf]

The one in Scotland he dedicated to. Who is the lady? I think it was the lady who had that. A beautiful voice. She was like, on the.

[Scott Aukerman]

You're going to have to be more specific.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Other than the entire realm of recorded entertainment.

[Egg Doaf]

Right, right, right, right.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, maybe Mrs. Miller would be excluded.

[Egg Doaf]

But she was on a. A reality singing show years.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Kelly Clarkson.

[Egg Doaf]

Oh, yes, yes. But she. I think she's famous for having a beautiful voice, but being perceived by.

[Scott Aukerman]

I think we're talking about Susan Boyle.

[Egg Doaf]

Yes. That's who he dedicated the show to.

[Scott Aukerman]

I believe, strangely enough, not related to Peter Boyle of Young Frankenstein and Everybody Loves Raymond fame.

[Egg Doaf]

That is strange.

[Scott Aukerman]

It is. The Stranger things have happened. But. Yeah, yeah.

[Egg Doaf]

Ah, yes, they have it. They will again, because there is a last season coming forward, one that I'll never get to see.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, I'm so sorry. What was your name? Duno.

[Egg Doaf]

Duno. I've taken on a fly.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, that's a fly name.

[Egg Doaf]

Yes, it is.

[Scott Aukerman]

What was your human name?

[Egg Doaf]

Evan.

[Scott Aukerman]

Evan what?

[Egg Doaf]

Evan Riley.

[Scott Aukerman]

Evan Riley. Oh, I'm sorry, I haven't read your work, but who did you write for?

[Egg Doaf]

Newsweek?

[Scott Aukerman]

You were a music critic for News. Did you put Bruce Springsteen on the COVID of Newsweek and Time that same week?

[Egg Doaf]

Oh, and I thought you hadn't read me.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Can I ask a Question. So you've taken on a fly name. So theoretically there is some sort of a fly language, but we have a microphone close to you and you're speaking human, human English.

[Egg Doaf]

Right, Right.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

So can you communicate with other flies?

[Egg Doaf]

I certainly can. It's a little bit difficult at this point yet because I'm still grasping and wrangling the language, but yes, I can. And I'll tell you what, I have have met the fly of my dreams.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

What?

[Scott Aukerman]

Wow.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Oh my God.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's amazing. Were you attracted to flies as a human?

[Egg Doaf]

And I was famously celibate during my human famously cel.

[Scott Aukerman]

I'd never even heard of your writing, let alone the fact that you were celibate.

[Egg Doaf]

Okay, well, in some circles, famously celibate.

[Scott Aukerman]

But is that because you were attracted to flies and you, you couldn't find a way to fit your human sized penis into a fly? And now how the tables have turned.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

And Scott, human size, no matter how.

[Scott Aukerman]

Small, stage, no matter how needle dicked you are, I don't believe it could fit into a fly. So if you were attracted to flies. Look, the fact that you're attracted to flies, and I'm just assuming at this point, but it sounds like you are, makes me think that none of this was an accident. You'd been perhaps tailing the scientist, knowing what the this machine could do, and that finally, in fact, it sounds like maybe you were stalking a particular fly, a female fly, that, that, that you'd noticed earlier in the morning and you seized upon this opportunity. Is this really what's going on, Duno? Aka Mr. Riley.

[Egg Doaf]

Well, well, well. I guess the cat's out of the bag and the fly is into the trap. You got that pegged Almost completely correct.

[Scott Aukerman]

Scott, what was the one part that I got wrong?

[Egg Doaf]

I never had a big human dick. I've always had a fly dick. And I was waiting for the moment where I could be a monster amongst those who could appreciate it.

[Scott Aukerman]

So you had. You're a human with a fly dick. Did you then turn into a fly with a human dick?

[Egg Doaf]

I was a human with a fly sized.

[Scott Aukerman]

And so now are you a fly with a human sized dick? Did it change everything? Like, is it totally opposite or is it even tinier?

[Egg Doaf]

It's even tinier now.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

It's proportional.

[Egg Doaf]

It's proportional, yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, yeah, good.

[Egg Doaf]

But the flies are more forgiving than. That's the thing, they're more forgiving.

[Scott Aukerman]

They don't have these beauty standards, you know, they're not out there looking at.

[Egg Doaf]

Guest gene ads, billboards, despite their Many eyes. You are correct.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

And no pants.

[Egg Doaf]

And no pants. And that is the true beauty. We don't judge. We don't. We don't sneer. We don't. We don't gawk. Instead, we embrace.

[Scott Aukerman]

So you have an Aus, which is the. I don't know if I'm pronouncing that correctly. That's. Oh, I am. Okay. That's the specialized reproduction organ of a. Of a fly that functions as your penis.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Are you reading that off your tiny, tiny little laptop?

[Egg Doaf]

Looks like a laptop that I would use.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

We'll talk about proportional. It's perfectly proportional to Scott's hands.

[Egg Doaf]

Oh, my gosh.

[Scott Aukerman]

But that's great for you. So what's. What's her name?

[Egg Doaf]

Her name is Ul Clad.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, Claud. Wonderful. And she wants to be with you.

[Egg Doaf]

She wants to be with me? She is with me. And we've already begun the process of regeneration. We call that.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's what we call regenerate. What does that mean?

[Egg Doaf]

That's what we call giving birth and recreating life.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, meaning you're gonna have a child. You're not. You're not regenerating your own body.

[Egg Doaf]

No, but I am regenerating my own spirit. That would live on in my children for hours upon hours upon hours.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's great. Well, yeah, I mean, congratulations. I know you only have mere moments left to live.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Live.

[Egg Doaf]

I brought a little something for us to celebrate this.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, okay.

[Egg Doaf]

All right.

[Scott Aukerman]

Great.

[Egg Doaf]

A champagne for you. A glass of champagne for you. A glass of champagne.

[Scott Aukerman]

This is like, one drop for you.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

It looks totally normal in your hand.

[Scott Aukerman]

Scott, really, you gotta come closer.

[Egg Doaf]

And I was thinking maybe toast to something. We certainly could. And perhaps you could sing a little song as we do.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, sure. What song?

[Egg Doaf]

I was thinking we could. We could maybe sing Champagne Supernova.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, I. Oh, okay. How's that? Start again.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Oh, I love this one.

[Egg Doaf]

Ah, yes, you'll know it well, Egg Beautiful. Someday you will find me caught beneath.

[Phoebe Robinson]

The land slide in a champagne super delightful.

[Egg Doaf]

You have agreed to sing Basket Case or Longview, if you like, if that helps.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Huh?

[Egg Doaf]

Or American Idiot, if that fake.

[Scott Aukerman]

If that is easier for you when masturbation's lost in.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

No, I want to sing. We haven't even gotten to my favorite line of Champagne Supernova.

[Scott Aukerman]

What is that?

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Oh, please, let's all sing it together.

[Scott Aukerman]

We got every line we know, unfortunately. And look, you only have mere moments to live. I know. You're running out of time. Oh, we're out of time. So, unfortunately, we are running out of time. We only have time for one final feature that is a little something called plugs. Close the plug back. Shut your famous face hole. You flogged all your wares to the plebs. Now it's time to open up the plug back and let's all play what you rather riddler the past.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Wow.

[Scott Aukerman]

Amazing blast from the past there. That was Closing Time Travel by Danastique and the Plebisonics. That was a parody, I believe, of a previous guest Dan Wilson song called Closing Time. But what are we plugging? Phoebe Robinson, you have the special. The special is called I Don't Want to Work Anymore. It's out on YouTube right now. Anyone can access this.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Anyone.

[Scott Aukerman]

No, no. You don't have to show your ID or anything like that.

[Phoebe Robinson]

All ages.

[Scott Aukerman]

All ages, baby.

[Phoebe Robinson]

It's kid appropriate.

[Scott Aukerman]

It is, in a way, if you want to teach your kid about eating and anything else going on. I mean, you have some secret thing at work which the New Yorker Festival is involved somehow. But what else is going on?

[Phoebe Robinson]

I'm on Bumblebee, so you can find me on there.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay. What is bumble exactly? Your eyes lit up, by the way. Hearing another insect.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Whoa.

[Egg Doaf]

That's how I found my love.

[Scott Aukerman]

Is Bumble a dating app?

[Phoebe Robinson]

It is a dating app.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, so you're. You're unmatched right now.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

You talked about this a bit in this special.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yeah. Someone matched. And then you can follow me on Instagram and X.

[Scott Aukerman]

The Anything apparent app.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yeah. Dope queen Phoebe's P H E E B S. That's right.

[Scott Aukerman]

All right. And egg. What? Next year's festival. You want to plug that, I'm sure.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Oh, yes, of course. So if you. I want to plug two days ago, the off the vine, on the Yard Comedy Festival Premiere Festival.

[Scott Aukerman]

Go see that two days ago.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Go see that two days ago. Make sure you get. You get there early. All. Double all you can eat. It's gonna. It was a sensational time and I think.

[Scott Aukerman]

Were you even there? It sounded like you started walking to.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

LA to get you Scott.

[Scott Aukerman]

So have you checked in with anyone about how it went?

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

$5,000, pennies in hand to beg you to do the festival?

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't know if it. Honestly, it's. I'll still do it, but the rate.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Is going down rapidly.

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't like this.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Anything else to plug or any media you're consuming?

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Any media I'm consuming, Of course.

[Scott Aukerman]

You know, like, are there any shows on certain streaming services that you.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

Yes, my favorite show. My favorite show in the Entire world. Have you seen the pottery show?

[Scott Aukerman]

I haven't. I did. Oh, I was thinking more, more like a show. Like, you know, like there's, there's a show, like very important people that I, I've seen some clips from.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

No, I don't know what that is. I, I. There's a pottery show. I don't know what it's called, but there's a man with a weird haircut, and he cries if the pottery is beautiful, and he does not cry if the pottery is just okay. How often does he watch that on streaming? Huh?

[Scott Aukerman]

How often does he cry, dear?

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

More often than you would think, but not often enough for the potters. They're very upset. All the time. Constantly. Also, what I will say is, and this is gonna come as a surprise, based on everything else, I said go. You can go. There's a lot of terrible anti trans bills happening across the country. Please go. Go. Donate, follow, like, share local organizations in your community, but if you don't know where to start, Transgender Law center is a great. Is a great place, and they could use your money.

[Scott Aukerman]

All right. Fantastic. And do know you? I mean, I don't know if you have anything to plug. You're gonna die. Very. Oh, my gosh. Are you vomiting or are you coughing? I can't quite tell.

[Egg Doaf]

Both.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, dear. Both.

[Egg Doaf]

Don't eat this cinnamon rolls, Scott.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, that's my. That's what I was saving for an after show treat.

[Egg Doaf]

I'm so sorry. Okay, you have have to go to the bakery after. I'm.

[Scott Aukerman]

Why do you sound like Bill Cosby right now? You have to go to the bakery.

[Egg Doaf]

That's how we all sound as we approach the end.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, no.

[Egg Doaf]

Scott, if you could please tune in Monday, November 3rd, to the season two premiere of St. Dennis Medical, okay. On NBC.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Pe.

[Scott Aukerman]

I prom that. I. I promise I'll do that to you as your last dying wish. I promise I will tune in to the season two premiere of St. Dennis.

[Egg Doaf]

Thank you. Thank.

[Scott Aukerman]

Don't die yet because we still have to close up the plug bag and then say goodbye to everyone. Hold on for just a little bit. Okay? I. I want to plug.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Oh, wait. I have one more thing to plug.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, go ahead.

[Phoebe Robinson]

I have a substack called Thoughts and Prayers, and I write about pop culture and in my life.

[Scott Aukerman]

Very good. I want to plug the new action figures we have. We have Italiano Jones and Entre p. Newer action figures. I'm looking at them right now. They're beautiful. Series two just started coming out. They're on [e-mail] also in stock we have Randy Snuts and Carissa, Big sue sprague, the whisperer, J.W. stillwater and Scott Aukerman. Little old me. Complete your collection. Also, European customers can go to action figureseller.com cheaper import fees. And we have CBB throwback tees available. We have Calvin's Twins tees, Comedy Bing Bong, all joking as salad and hang man T shirts available. We just launched a new Bob Duka T shirt which is available from a couple of weeks ago. It's you can't afford these mustache rides Bob Duka T shirt and that's available as a ringer or a baseball te. All available@pod swag.com Comedy Bang Bang. All right, let's close up the old plug.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Five.

[Scott Aukerman]

You got, you got, you got, you got. Dude, dude, dude, dude. All right, that was Plug in the Jungle by Sasha. Natasha. Thank you so much. If you have a plug theme, head over to cbbworld.com plugs and you can upload your song and find anything you need for remixes there. And I want to thank our guests here. Phoebe Robinson. So good to see you again.

[Phoebe Robinson]

So good to see you. Thank you for having me.

[Scott Aukerman]

Thank you for being here. And you know, come back whenever you're in la.

[Phoebe Robinson]

I would love to.

[Scott Aukerman]

All right, fantastic. And then Egg do. Wait, wait, wait a minute. Where'd Egg go? I think Egg started walking back to get back in time for that festival.

[Egg Doaf]

Yes, Egg went away. She couldn't stay, not even for a day.

[Scott Aukerman]

This is a parody of don't go Away, I believe by your favorite band, Oasis. Yes. Yeah. And, and Duno, how are you do? Are you do yesing or are you do.

[Egg Doaf]

No, I'm do knowing, Scott.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, no, the final do know you held on as long as you could. Are you about to expire?

[Egg Doaf]

That I am, Scott. I'm going to that old bug zapper in the sky.

[Scott Aukerman]

Really? Is that what happens when you pass on, is you go to a bug zapper?

[Egg Doaf]

Yes. We know the end, okay?

[Scott Aukerman]

Supplies know what happens. Okay, so is that what happens to humans too? We go to a bug zapper?

[Egg Doaf]

You go to your own bug zapper and I'll tell you what. But it doesn't hurt.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, what? Dying or. Cuz dying. I've heard painful. Very painful.

[Egg Doaf]

Rigidly painful.

[Scott Aukerman]

Being dead doesn't hurt?

[Egg Doaf]

Not a bit.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, yeah, Your brain is turned off.

[Egg Doaf]

That's right, that's right.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's. Well, goodbye, Duno. We enjoyed having you on. I'm sorry you were such a good guest. We can't have you on any longer.

[Egg Doaf]

I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

[Scott Aukerman]

Did you ever get together? When? With whatever her name was, by the way, like, because.

[Egg Doaf]

Yeah, no, we never did. We never did. I was supposed to meet her for.

[Phoebe Robinson]

For coffee.

[Egg Doaf]

I was supposed to meet her for a slurp of coffee.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, I'm sorry that you wasted so much time being on this podcast.

[Egg Doaf]

Not a waste.

[Scott Aukerman]

But, you know, you told us all about this Oasis show, although we didn't really hear that much about it, but.

[Egg Doaf]

Well, Scott, you heard all you need to know. Do you know what I mean?

[Scott Aukerman]

That's another Oasis on. Okay. This is a good use of your time, by the way.

[Egg Doaf]

Thank you.

[Scott Aukerman]

When are you gonna die?

[Egg Doaf]

Definitely. Maybe.

[Scott Aukerman]

Definitely. Maybe. Okay.

[Duno (Evan Riley)]

This is another.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, we're understanding this. All right, thanks, everyone. We'll see you next week.

[Phoebe Robinson]

Bye.

[Egg Doaf]

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[Scott Aukerman]

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[Duno (Evan Riley)]

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