Don’t Call Me Daddy (Kerri Kenney-Silver, Dan Lippert, Austin Williams)

Summary

Summary of "Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast" Episode "Don’t Call Me Daddy" Featuring Kerri Kenney-Silver, Dan Lippert, and Austin Williams

Release Date: June 30, 2025
Guests: Kerri Kenney-Silver, Dan Lippert, Austin Williams

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Introduction and Episode Context

In this episode of Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast, host Scott Aukerman kicks off by celebrating the conclusion of "Bride Month." Originally intended to spotlight women guests each week, a last-minute change introduced a male guest the previous week due to a cancellation. Scott humorously navigates this shift, maintaining the theme with his characteristic wit.

Notable Quote:

• [01:25] Scott Aukerman: "Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. My name is Scott Aukerman. This is a great show today, of course, we are closing out Bride Month."

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Spotlight on "The Four Seasons" – A New Netflix Show

The primary focus of the episode is "The Four Seasons," a highly acclaimed new series on Netflix starring Kerri Kenney-Silver as Officer Trudy Weigel. Scott and Kerri delve into the show's premise, casting process, and its unexpected surge in popularity. The conversation highlights the show's unique approach to depicting mid-life relationships, setting it apart from typical television narratives.

Notable Quotes:

• [04:23] Scott Aukerman: "I'm making a worldwide plea for people to please watch the Four Seasons."
• [04:36] Kerri Kenney-Silver: "It's about three couples and their travails and pitfalls and hardships in their individual marriages."

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Development and Production Insights

Scott shares behind-the-scenes insights into the creation of "The Four Seasons," emphasizing its roots in Alan Alda's 1981 movie. He recounts the audition process, where Kerri impressed during her in-person and Zoom callbacks, securing her role with minimal attempts.

Notable Quotes:

• [16:23] Scott Aukerman: "We have a callback on Zoom from My Home with Tina, Tracy, Lang, and Sherry Thomas. So that was it."
• [17:16] Kerri Kenney-Silver: "It's a funny scene. And I was like, I don't know what I'm doing with my hands."

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Reception and Critical Acclaim

The episode explores the widespread acclaim "The Four Seasons" has received, including buzz for Emmy and Oscar nominations. Scott humorously speculates about the show's potential to win unexpected awards, underscoring its broad appeal and the surprise it brought even to him.

Notable Quotes:

• [18:19] Kerri Kenney-Silver: "It's insane the things that are happening with this."
• [18:45] Scott Aukerman: "People talk, but people talk."

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Discussions on Representation in Media

Scott and Kerri discuss the significance of representing the mid-life generation in media. They praise "The Four Seasons" for offering nuanced and relatable storylines for characters in their 50s, challenging the industry's tendency to focus on younger demographics or stereotypical roles.

Notable Quotes:

• [12:26] Scott Aukerman: "It just feels like this friend group... of a certain generation, which you don't get to see a lot on television."
• [13:07] Michael Lindsay Hogg: "Yeah, people in their 50s or so."

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Behind the Scenes and Personal Anecdotes

The conversation shifts to personal anecdotes, including Scott's long-standing relationship with the cast of "The State." He mentions a documentary titled "Long Live the State," which premiered at the Tribeca Film Festival, celebrating their enduring legacy in comedy.

Notable Quotes:

• [22:14] Scott Aukerman: "We met and started working together as the new group which became The State. So yeah, for 37 years. A lot has happened."
• [22:54] Kerri Kenney-Silver: "The State documentary is available soon."

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Unforeseen Interruptions and Comedic Interlude

A recurring character, portrayed as "Mom" by Michael Lindsay Hogg, humorously interrupts the show with outlandish pitches and sponsorship deals. This segment adds a layer of improvisational comedy, aligning with the show's open-door policy for eccentric guests.

Notable Exchange:

• [30:00] Mom: "I directed some movie with Peter Sellers and some movie with Peter Sellers and Ringo Starr."
• [33:35] Mom: "And we take away with Zway, who’s doing your directions, essentially."

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Closing Remarks and Future Projects

As the episode winds down, Scott and Kerri discuss future projects, including the return to filming for the second season of "The Four Seasons." They express excitement about the show's ongoing success and tease upcoming documentaries and specials related to their comedy group.

Notable Quotes:

• [83:14] Carrie Kenny Silver: "We're in front of a million scenes."
• [83:27] Scott Aukerman: "Till I don't die," humorously suggesting an indefinite continuation.

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Conclusion

"Don’t Call Me Daddy" masterfully blends in-depth discussions about "The Four Seasons" with the signature irreverent humor of Comedy Bang Bang. The episode offers listeners both substantive insights into a critically acclaimed show and lighthearted comedic moments, making it an engaging listen for both regular fans and newcomers.

Final Notable Quote:

• [84:44] Mom: "At Comedy Bang Bang, we care."

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This summary captures the essence of the episode, highlighting key discussions, notable quotes with timestamps, and the overall flow of the conversation. It provides a comprehensive overview for those who haven't listened, maintaining the podcast's engaging and humorous tone.

Transcript

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[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Every bone in my leg is named Greg. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. Thank you to Titanic Rusticles for that catchphrase submission. I don't think it's going to stick, though, but thank you, Titanic Rusticles. We're going to keep on searching for a new one, but welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. My name is Scott Aukerman. This is a great show today, of course, we are closing out Bride Month. Now, a lot of people in June celebrate Pride Month. We celebrate Bride Month because every a block guest this month was supposed to be women and then one dropped out and so we had a man last week. Anyway, it's still. It's still Bride Month as far as I'm concerned. And we're closing out strong. But before we get to her, let me. Let me tell you who's coming up a little later. We have a. We have a very special psa. We have a mother coming in to give us a very special psa. And that's the. That's the rest of the show. I said it was a great show. I don't know.

[Scott Aukerman]

So far, so good.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yeah. I mean, you're a great guest.

[Scott Aukerman]

I mean, look at me already. Right out of the gate.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Right out of the gate. We have a movie and TV star.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, who is it gonna be?

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

It's you, Madame.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, my goodness. The bride of the day.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

That's right. We are closing out Bride Month with a very special guest. She's making her first appearance on the podcast, if you can believe it. But of course, most listeners know her as Meryl. Hmm. From the Comedy Bang Bang TV show.

[Scott Aukerman]

Everybody's talking about it.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

That's right. From the Weird Al Yankovic wears a Hawaiian Shirt episode.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's right. I think I had a bag of potato chips shaped like people.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

That's Right. Yes. Very fun. That was such a fun time.

[Scott Aukerman]

Everybody's talking about it.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Have you worked since then?

[Scott Aukerman]

No. So I've actually been in your driveway the whole time waiting to be brought in.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

No, of course we know her. As for now, how long has it been on Reno 911?

[Scott Aukerman]

Is it decades? Pilot in 2000?

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

2000. 25 years. Is the 25th anniversary.

[Scott Aukerman]

Kind of. We didn't air till 2003.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Okay, well, you could celebrate that in 2028.

[Scott Aukerman]

That'll be another podcast, yes.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Oh, just a podcast.

[Scott Aukerman]

I'll just wait here.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Okay, great. You know her as Officer Trudy Weigel in that you know her as she's been all over your television and film screens. And now she has a new television show on Netflix called the Four Seasons.

[Scott Aukerman]

I do. You do.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

And we're gonna talk about it right here on the show. Carrie, Kenny Silver is here. Hi, Carrie.

[Scott Aukerman]

Hi.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

So wonderful. It's so wonderful to have you on the show. You're one of the bucket list guests.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, my gosh.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

You've turned it down. Every week. I send you a request every week.

[Scott Aukerman]

Sometimes twice a week.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yeah, that's true. If I get.

[Scott Aukerman]

Sometimes you just show up.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

That's true. With my recording equipment in tow.

[Scott Aukerman]

No, thank you.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yeah, but finally you have something that you want to get the word out about.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's it. That's what it is. I'm making a worldwide plea for people to please watch the Four Seasons. Although I will say the amount of people that have already watched is absolutely shocking to me.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

It's astronomical. It's always number one or number two on Netflix.

[Scott Aukerman]

In the world.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

In the world, Worldwide.

[Scott Aukerman]

Like, what is that?

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I don't know. It's crazy to be part of something so popular.

[Scott Aukerman]

It is. I don't know what it is, especially for me. Well, I didn't either until a month ago.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

You've been stuck doing this Reno911 show for 25 years.

[Scott Aukerman]

I've been very happily swimming in the lane of alt comedy since 1992.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Now, alt stands. It's short for salt. Is that right?

[Scott Aukerman]

That's correct.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Salt comedy.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's correct. Now we're getting all peppery.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

And the Four Seasons. First, let's say what it is. It is. How macro should I get? It's. Do I need to explain television?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, I think so. We have time, right?

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yeah. Tubes to tv. Still.

[Scott Aukerman]

You're doing great. You're doing great.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Tubes, cathodes, visual images.

[Scott Aukerman]

Don't forget the buttons.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Oh, no. Now I'm just doing Nicole, Kidman visual images on a screen. But yes, the buttons rewind, pause. TiVo came around in around 1999, 2000. It allowed us to pause our television screens.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, if you're fancy like you, I still have the remote that's attached by a string to the tv.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Is this like a wax string? Like one of those telephone.

[Scott Aukerman]

It's like a Twizzler.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Oh, okay. Yeah, I think you could just bite that off.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. A lot like Dan Bell to think it's not a real television.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yeah. What do you watch on it?

[Scott Aukerman]

Nothing. There's nothing on there.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yeah. I don't think this is real.

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't think so either.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

I'm such a sucker.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

You got to watch the Four Seasons on a real television. Let's talk about it. It is a television show. It's on Netflix currently. There's only one season. And when. When we talk about a season, I know it's confusing because the show is called the Four Season. So you're like, expecting to go on Netflix, like, okay, let's watch four seasons of this television show. Have you found that people are confused?

[Scott Aukerman]

I think the first thing people were confused about was because of White Lotus. When they saw the trailer for this, they thought, oh, this is about the Four Seasons. The hotel.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

The hotel, yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

It is not. It is based on a movie written and directed by Alan Alda in 1981.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Now, Alan Alda, we all know him and love him as that wonderful television doctor. I'm talking, of course, about Dr. Gabriel Lawrence on ER.

[Scott Aukerman]

This is the guy. You have nailed it.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Five episodes. Don't do any more research in season five. Yes, but he also did a bunch of other things. But he wrote and directed this movie back in the 80s. And you think it's about the four seasons. And then the very first scene of the television show is everyone arriving at a place and you're like, oh, oh, boy, here comes the Four Seasons. I'm gonna get to see this gorgeous hotel.

[Scott Aukerman]

No, you're not.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

And then it's a house.

[Scott Aukerman]

It's a house.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

And there's only one season of the show.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

It.

[Scott Aukerman]

There's only. There's so confusing.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I don't get it, Carrie.

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't either. Just forget it. Bye.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Oh, my.

[Scott Aukerman]

My tiny little heels My tiny little Barbie shoes On your floor on your marble floor.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Would you be in the sequel to Barbie if they asked you?

[Scott Aukerman]

Obviously. Who wouldn't?

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

The hard hitting questions. So this is a television show. It was created by Lang Fisher and Tracy Wakefield and Tina Fey.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yep.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Is that short For Christina Fay.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, it is.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Is it really?

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't know.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I don't know. Let's look her up.

[Scott Aukerman]

So far, your Google machine has not been doing a great job with research.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Tina Fey.

[Scott Aukerman]

Elizabeth is her name, right?

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

It is Elizabeth and Tina's in quotes, which leads me to believe she's a liar.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's just her stripper name.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Oh, okay, got it.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

And she took it as a professional.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

But this is a. It feels reductive to call it a sitcom, AKA situational comedy.

[Scott Aukerman]

You know, it has a similar vibe to the 1981 film, which at the time, I just keep. You know, people use a lot of words to describe it, like, is it this, is it that. It just feels like real life to me. There are some really dark dramatic moments. There is lots of levity. There are. It's just this, this is what drew me to it as an 11 year old watching.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

You watched it when you were 11.

[Scott Aukerman]

Years old a million times. And I can't tell you how many people of our generation have said that too. And I think back in the day, we didn't really separate children's programming with, you know, we had Zoom, we had Sesame street and those things when we say zoom.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

This is a television program, by the way. Not. We didn't have Zoo. We didn't have Skype. Yeah, like all the kids use these days. They're always on Zooms. They're always like, oh, daddy, let me, let me join the Zoom.

[Scott Aukerman]

We didn't have.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Let me share my screen.

[Scott Aukerman]

Sony Walkman's like you do now.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

No, we, we. We had to walk, man, to school.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's all right. I'll let that one go. It's fine. It's early. It's not that early.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I really should have worked all these out before.

[Scott Aukerman]

No, but it was like, it was a. It had a. First of all, I think it was a summer when it was on a lot back when cable would just play the.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

So you had cable when you were 11 years old?

[Scott Aukerman]

No, but my grandmother did. Yes.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Wow.

[Scott Aukerman]

So hip.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Grandma.

[Scott Aukerman]

In the summer you would just be like, whatever was on. Is it on Golden Pond? Is it that? But I also. Yeah, exactly. And Tina said the same thing. She's like, why was 11 year old me so drawn to this story about divorce and all these things? I mean, I think it's because my parents had recently been divorced. It felt real to me. There's Carol Burnett. I love her. There's Alan Rita Moreno. All these people that you know from other things. And that was The. That. That was the energy that Tina wanted to bring to this. Wait a second. There's Will Forte. I know him from snl. But then there's Colman Domingo. He has a. I know him from the. He's Oscar nominated for this drama. And Carrie, Kenny Silver, who. She just came in off the street. But, you know, bringing all these people.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Steve Carell, we know him from the morning show.

[Scott Aukerman]

Hello. Hello. I mean, so it. It's. It feels to me, Toby Huss, like, I know we know him. Now, listen, Toby, I didn't know was gonna play my spoiler.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

How long have you known Toby? Because I've known him for now 20 years.

[Scott Aukerman]

Since the beginning.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

30 years.

[Scott Aukerman]

When I say the beginning, I mean, like, you know, since the beginning of my career. There was nothing before that. But Toby started doing Reno with us, like, almost in the beginning. And I did not know, nor did I have anything to do with the fact that he was cast.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

So the casting couch was not a part of the process in making this show.

[Scott Aukerman]

It was more like a settee.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

So a fainting couch.

[Scott Aukerman]

A fainting couch. Oh, I love that. I love a fainting couch.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Oh, I love it. I faint upwards of 20, 30 times a day, and I'm always like, where's the couch?

[Scott Aukerman]

I know. You might need to be seen for that. I don't think it.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I have an iron deficiency. Is that something that I need to look into?

[Scott Aukerman]

No, no, not these days. It's overrated.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

So you have Steve Carell, Will Forte, Tina Fey, Colman Domingo, Marco Calvani, and yourself are the main six couples of this show. And it's called the Four Seasons because it actually, weirdly enough, takes place in all four seasons of the calendar year. The Roman Cuenco calendar.

[Scott Aukerman]

Can you believe it? Spoiler alert. Now no one's gonna watch it.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Sorry. Yeah, I spoiled everything.

[Scott Aukerman]

It is a cozy. It's a cozy comedy that has, like, a cc. I think it's a cc. And you can also close caption it.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Sure, of course you can, if you want.

[Scott Aukerman]

Sure. And it just feels like this friend group and these, you know, of. Of a certain generation of our generation, which you don't get to see a lot on television.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Oh, that's right. I. You know, every time I turn on the tv, everyone is, like, under five years old.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I'm like, why are they giving.

[Scott Aukerman]

Wait a second. Which shows are you watching?

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Let's see. I'm usually watching, like, kids pop.

[Scott Aukerman]

And that might be part of the problem. There are other channels.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

There are?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Where you can watch like 15 to 22 year olds.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Okay. Exclusively.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, I'll send you a link.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Okay, thank you. But yeah, this is for, not for, but it's about and regarding people in their 50s or so.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

And you don't see that a lot. You don't see those full stories being told all that often. I was saying that, you know, 15 years ago, as a woman in this business, as a 55 year old woman, the best I could have hoped for at this stage in my career was the Wacky Neighbor or which you have played, which I continue to play. It's my bread and butter.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I believe you are in fine with it. The Netflix show Love, created by Paul Rust, is the Wacky neighbor.

[Scott Aukerman]

Love it. But a woman of this age, it used to be that the only opportunities really were the mother in law who comes in and wags her finger every five episodes and she leaves and everyone rolls their eyes and goes, that's my mom. And so to have a meaty story for this generation I think is a really beautiful thing. But also other genera. I've been so surprised at how many young people have come up to me and said, oh, I just watched it for the second time. Or you know, it's so.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

It's not because young people are going through, I'm sure some of the same things that are happening to these characters there are. Not to spoil any of the twists and turns. It's almost like an M. Night Shyamalan thing here. But almost. If you know his movies primarily were about divorcing.

[Scott Aukerman]

Sure, sure.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Hey, let's go see Trap about that divorce.

[Scott Aukerman]

About the divorce. That's kind of funny also.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

But it's, it's about three couples and their travails and pitfalls and hardships in their each individual marriages and what they go through. And you have, some are saying the media stroll of the six you have there, there are tears shed. How'd you do the tears scenes? Did you put stuff in your eyes?

[Scott Aukerman]

I just shed them.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

You shed them?

[Scott Aukerman]

I've been saving them up.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

Really.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

That's the way to do it.

[Scott Aukerman]

I mean, no one saw me in this way. And Sherry Thomas, the casting director, for her to pull me into that audition room, I was excited just to get the audition. Oh, someone thinks that I can do this. And so I keep waiting for the finger on the shoulder.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Like, you know, you know what?

[Scott Aukerman]

Season two, you know what? That was cute. But you've been replaced. Like they, like they would replace an I Dream of Jeannie.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Well, that happened.

[Scott Aukerman]

The character of Anne will now be Played by.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Exactly. I mean, I was watching an episode of ER the other day and Jingmai's father, who for seasons and seasons was played by one actor, just suddenly, like, they take him into the ER in season 11 and he's like, you know, some different guy. Come on, man.

[Scott Aukerman]

Hollywood is cruel.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

But, yeah, no, it's. It's incredible to see you in this capacity and in this, in this way. How many auditions did you. Did you give?

[Scott Aukerman]

2. So I was so excited to just be in a room in person, first of all, because I don't know if people know, but really, since COVID self tape. Self tape everything. And I don't. I don't know how to do lighting. This is why I do comedy. If I had skills, I would be doing comedy. So, yeah, came in person to Sherry Thomas's office and read and really didn't put too much on it because I thought, well, I'm not going to get this. But I'm just so excited.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

It's the best way to go into an audition where you're, turns out I'm not going to get this, so let me just do whatever I want.

[Scott Aukerman]

Turns out, that was really. That was, that was the best way. And then there was a callback on Zoom from My Home with Tina, Tracy and Lang and Sherry Thomas. So that was it. Two. Two auditions.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Wow. And so you read with Tina.

[Scott Aukerman]

I read with Tina and I had never met her before. I had never met any of these people before I met Tina on that zoom. The first time I met everybody in person was when we sat down to do our first scene together.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

And really, no table reads. Nothing.

[Scott Aukerman]

Just like first scene, zoom, table reads.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Zoom, table reads.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

And then you, you get in a room. Do you remember what your first scene was on. On day one?

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, yeah. My first scene was the. When we go to the pharmacy, myself and Marco and Tina. And it was out of.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

This is a funny scene, by the way.

[Scott Aukerman]

It's a funny scene. And I was like, I don't know what I'm doing with my hands. How do people move? What is.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

What'd you end up doing with them? Like, hold them straight up in the air.

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't even wanna watch. I don't know. Hopefully they just cropped him out. But no, it was terrifying. And then the next scene was a scene with everybody, the whole cast sitting around a table.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Those take forever to shoot. Table scenes.

[Scott Aukerman]

They didn't.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Oh, these.

[Scott Aukerman]

Nothing. Took forever to shoot. The whole process was so wonderful and comfortable and realistic. Days it wasn't 18 hour days. It just felt like, can this be real? Are we actually making something here? Because this feels too. I don't. Easy's not the word. It felt comfortable and safe and fun.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Also, it's a big budget production, which huge on Reno.

[Scott Aukerman]

You don't never experienced that before, ever. I mean, I kept walking up to craft service going, I can have any of this. I was just here and had a pickle. Are you sure? I can come back for olives?

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

And you Again, not to give away the plot, but things happen and people are like, huh? I don't know if the original six are going to continue to be in the show, but you're in the entire thing. And it's already been picked up for a second season, which is exciting. And a lot of people are saying not only do you have Emmy buzz for this show, but you have Oscar buzz. And I'm like, how does this happen? It wasn't even a movie.

[Scott Aukerman]

I heard Nobel Peace Prize.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I heard that too. It's insane the things that are happening with this.

[Scott Aukerman]

People talk, but people talk.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

People talk all the time. I've noticed that they tend to talk once a day, usually.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. And it doesn't mean it's definitely gonna.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Happen, but I think it will.

[Scott Aukerman]

I mean, I guess that it likely will.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I mean, that's the thing about Oscars is like, you watch the Oscars and every year someone wins for something that you've never seen before.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, it's like you're watching. You know when you watch like a horse race and a dog or a squirrel jumps over into the. Into the finish line, into the finish line, into the track and everyone cheers for them. Yeah, we're that squirrel.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Exactly. But for the Oscars, like, instead of just giving it to some random thing that no one's seen, just go give it to a TV show that everyone.

[Scott Aukerman]

Likes that everyone thinks is lovely.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yeah, exactly.

[Scott Aukerman]

We might win Formula one.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

So. So when do you go back to film the second season?

[Scott Aukerman]

Same schedule as last time. So we'll go back. It'll probably be Hudson Valley again in September.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

In September. So the countdown begins.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, we did last time, we did three and a half months in Hudson Valley and then we went to Puerto Rico to film the summer episodes.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Right. Oh, wow. How long was that?

[Scott Aukerman]

That was around Christmas time. For two weeks.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

It was for two weeks.

[Scott Aukerman]

Ser.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

You're almost like a four month shoot, which is great. In a big budget thing. Do you get paid by the day or by the season?

[Scott Aukerman]

Probably by the second. We get paid by the second. They Hand you a bucket of money every second. You guys, you gotta get on this.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I've been telling people this for years. You gotta get on a big, huge hit TV show.

[Scott Aukerman]

Why not? You know, I had a friend. I had a friend growing up whose mother didn't quite understand how it all worked. And she would always say to me, you have got to get a Coke commercial. And I was like, yeah, that would be great.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yeah, of course.

[Scott Aukerman]

And I actually ended up doing a Barq's root beer commercial with Nick Swardson.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Whoa.

[Scott Aukerman]

And I remember calling her and saying, I did it. I'm gonna bark.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

She's like, no, not Coke.

[Scott Aukerman]

Not Coke. Like, who do I call?

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Well, the Four Seasons is out now. I tore through these. I wish I could say I did it all in one sitting, but I went to bed after the sixth one.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's all right.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

And I woke up and I watched the other two in the morning.

[Scott Aukerman]

But it is fairly bite sized. It's not going to be a month of your life. The entire season is four hours long.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

It's not like watching ER.

[Scott Aukerman]

My God.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

And trying to get through 15 seasons of it before you watch the Pit.

[Scott Aukerman]

I feel like ER has a real hold on you.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Now. It's out now. Four Seasons is out now. Of course, we have to mention the State, the sketch show from the 90s that you were a cast member of. That was Rolling Stone famously said, was the number two 90s sketch show behind Mr. Show, which I was on and Tom Lennon will never let me forget.

[Scott Aukerman]

Interesting that you bring that up and say that, that. That's famous, because that's the first time I've heard it.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Really?

[Scott Aukerman]

No, I don't.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Tom Lennon talks about it constantly.

[Scott Aukerman]

Of course he does. Number two, that hurts.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

That hurts him.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yes.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

30 years later. You don't want to be.

[Scott Aukerman]

You don't want to be number one, though. You want to be the underdog.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I wanted to be number one and we ended up being number one.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, everybody's happy except for Tom, but that's. That's fine.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

That's standard.

[Scott Aukerman]

It's fine. He'll get over it.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

You guys. Did something just happen with a bunch of. Was there like a sort of mini reunion?

[Scott Aukerman]

It was a mega reunion, actually. I don't know if you heard, but it was pretty mega. No, we did this documentary. Director Matthew Perniciaro just directed a documentary about the State called Long Live the State. And it just premiered at the Tribeca Film Festival. And you watched it and we watched it. We had an incredible screening and everybody Was there, except for Ben was starting to shoot something that he had created.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

And Michael, I hear everyone was going.

[Scott Aukerman]

No, Michael was the showalter. Was there?

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

No, no, no. Black.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, I'm sorry. Excuse me. Black wasn't.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Everyone was very happy that he wasn't there in his reading.

[Scott Aukerman]

Black wasn't there either because he had a show in upstate New York.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Was he doing the Ninja Turtle show?

[Scott Aukerman]

He came the day before and we did, like, our big family dinner and stuff. He. That Ninja Turtle story has made a resurgence and it makes me so happy.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Of course, he was on my other show. We've got to stop talking. TMNT on cbb. Talking. It's a fascinating episode for people. It's over on CBB World and you can hear all about him and Ben. Right. They both were posed as Ninja Turtles. Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

I mean, it's a fascinating story.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yeah. And then he also drove several members off a cliff, right?

[Scott Aukerman]

Correct. I got a phone call that they were all in the hospital because he had flipped. He had fell asleep. They were on a tour. I was on tour with my band that summer. They went on a state tour. Yes, but they were on a state tour and he fell asleep at the wheel and flipped the van in a field.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yeah. That was almost a Big Bopper style. Like, can you think of how the world would be different? Because who was it? It was Black. And who else was in the van?

[Scott Aukerman]

Marino? Joe Lotruglio, David Wayne.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Brooklyn Nine. Nine wouldn't exist.

[Scott Aukerman]

No. Reno wouldn't exist.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

The wet hot American summer wouldn't exist. Children's Hospital wouldn't exist.

[Scott Aukerman]

Right. Penicillin wouldn't exist.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't know how, but that's.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yeah. Buttercream. Yeah. The buttercream effect.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

And that. So. So is that all in the documentary? I would imagine.

[Scott Aukerman]

No, it's not, actually. Believe it or not.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Huge. It's not even. Doesn't even make the doc.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, that just shows you, like. I mean, we've been together since I. I mean, I met Tom when I was. In 1988. Yeah, you were all in. Excuse me. I met Tom in 1986. I met the rest of the state in 1980, before college. Where to meet? At summer camp at Northwestern. Summer theater camp. I didn't know that we were 16, but then. Or 17. That was 1987. 1988. The state. We all met and started working together as the new group which became the state. So. Yeah, for 37 years. A lot has happened.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

A lot has happened. You don't see anyone doing a Mr. Show documentary. Even though we were number one.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. There's not enough of you. I mean, it would be like a show.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yeah. It's Bob and David. And then they would play every part in the documentary and occasionally throw us a bonus.

[Scott Aukerman]

The show is great. They're number one. The end. I mean, that's not a real. We saw it already.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Well, I can't wait to see this. When's it come out?

[Scott Aukerman]

That's a great question. They have to sell.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

Thank you so much.

[Scott Aukerman]

They have to sell it first. So now I'd like to buy it. Oh. Oh, wow.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

How much?

[Scott Aukerman]

Four. I don't know. And I don't even know what I mean by that.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

To three.

[Scott Aukerman]

This is not my movie. I did, but I'll take it.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Okay, we have a deal.

[Scott Aukerman]

Let's shake on it and wait. Do my little clippy clappy shoes going out the door. Good day. Oh, I'm driving an elephant.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Well, this is exciting. We, of course, have the four seasons, which is out now in Emmy voters, you know, start tipping and tapping away and pressing that little button next to Carrie's name, because I want to see the nom. I want to see the win. I want to see you get up there on stage and hold it aloft with those hands. You don't know what to do with. Wow.

[Scott Aukerman]

And Oscar voters. Oscar voters and Nobel peace Prize. I don't want to get too greedy.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

The Peabody, though, that's certainly within reach.

[Scott Aukerman]

Obviously, anyone can win a Peabody. We've got that one in the bag.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Exactly. That is out now. Four seasons. We have to take a break, but when we come back, we're going to have more with Carrie. We also have a mom who's going to be giving a psa. This is a very exciting show. We'll be right back with more comedy Bang bang after this. Hi, Zoe Saldana. Welcome to T Mobile. Here's your new iPhone 16 Pro on us.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

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[Carrie Kenny Silver]

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[Scott Aukerman]

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[Carrie Kenny Silver]

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[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

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[Carrie Kenny Silver]

That's okay. I don't really have much in my purse. Oh, let's see. Hand sanitizer.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

It's lavender.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I'm good. Seriously.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

Let me check this pocket.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Oh, mints. Really, I'm fine. Oh, I have raisins.

[Scott Aukerman]

I'm a mom. Wait, wait one sec.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

I've got cupcakes in the car.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

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[Mom]

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[Carrie Kenny Silver]

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[Scott Aukerman]

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[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Offers not available in all states. See experian.com for details. Comedy Bang Bang. We're back. Carrie, Kenny Silver is here. Of course, the four seasons out on Netflix right now. This has been out for now two months. It's still number one in countries around the world. You have Steve Carell and had you met Steve before this?

[Scott Aukerman]

I had never met Steve. What a. He lives up to all of the hype.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Does he? Yes, I worked with him once. He was great.

[Scott Aukerman]

All of the hype.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Very fun and.

[Mom]

Yeah, John, hold on one second. Hold on one second. John, Let me just talk to Scott about this.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Sorry, Kerry.

[Mom]

Hey, Scott. Sorry to interrupt. Hi, Kerry.

[Scott Aukerman]

Hi.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Sorry. Kerry.

[Mom]

Michael, Lindsay Hogg. We spoke on the phone. I did your preview.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Hi.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Hi, Michael. What's going on? I'm in the middle of the show, actually.

[Mom]

Why Apollo. I apologize, Scott, but this is you.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Is this one of those it's easier to ask for forgiveness than for permission kind of things? Because I would rather you just ask permission.

[Mom]

Well, I ask for permission and then you say no, so this works better for me.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I don't forgive you.

[Mom]

Okay, well, if you asked for permission.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

First and I say no and then you ask for forgiveness, I'm not gonna forgive you.

[Mom]

What do I have to do? I'm down on bended knee for forgiveness.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

For a long time. You're standing straight up right now.

[Mom]

Emotionally, I'm down on Ben and knee, hat in hand.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Your hat is. You're wearing two hats, by the way, and they're still on your head.

[Mom]

I am showing you my belly here. I am asking.

[Scott Aukerman]

He actually is showing you his belly.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I really wish he wouldn't do that.

[Scott Aukerman]

Disturbing.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Sorry, everyone. Who's listening and was expecting a more in depth conversation about when this came out in. Steve Carell. This is Michael Lindsay Hogg.

[Mom]

Hi.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

He. You're part of the booking process now of the show.

[Mom]

Yeah. So I emailed you because I thought you could do a better pre interview.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

You were on the show before?

[Mom]

I was on the show once before.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

And obviously for those of you who don't know who Michael Lindsay Hogg is, he directed Get Back.

[Mom]

I directed some movie with Peter Sellers and some movie with Peter Sellers and Ringo Starr that's referenced a lot in Get Back. I forget what it's called at this exact.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

And you're the guy, if you watch the Get Back, Peter Jackson documentary who keeps begging them to go to Egypt.

[Mom]

Giving them amazing ideas. I wanted them to go to Egypt and do a concert in front of 5,000 Arabs. I also gave them notes on a lot of their songs and they ignored most of them. But. Scott, it'll be just a moment. I have Jon Hamm on the line. I'm doing his pre interview for a future episode.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yeah, great. Yeah.

[Mom]

He wants to talk about, you know, you get these stories on here. He wants to talk about eating too much applesauce on the set of your Friends and Neighbors and getting a side eye from Amanda. Pete, it's not for me. We're trying to zhuzh up the show here.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I mean, but this sounds like a great.

[Scott Aukerman]

Kind of a great story.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yeah. Getting a side eye from Amanda P. How much? Wait, wait, wait. How much applesauce?

[Mom]

Well, I can. John, how much applesauce? A whole cup.

[Scott Aukerman]

Wow.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

That doesn't sound like too much applesauce.

[Mom]

It doesn't sound like too much. I'M saying you want to go viral, Scott. So I'm telling John he doesn't want to do it.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I was talking about this a couple of weeks ago. I miss the days back when we would make news stories with what someone said. Nowadays, Tatiana Maslany comes on here and she makes news about the fact that she was cut out of. What's that guy's name? He's irreverent. He wears a mask.

[Mom]

Jim Carrey.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

That's one of them. Deadpool is the one I'm thinking of.

[Mom]

Okay. All right. Two similar guys.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Two similar guys.

[Mom]

That's a great story.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Jim Carrey and Deadpool. Very similar guys.

[Mom]

Now that's a new story. Cut out of the mask. Tatiana Maslany at the youngest of ages, I'm sure.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yeah. So we'll get picked up by comic book sites occasionally. But I miss the days when we were on the Today show and when. Who's that guy? Who used to do.

[Scott Aukerman]

I love that you keep looking at me. Have I answered one of your who's that guy? Question correctly?

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Who's that guy?

[Scott Aukerman]

Jim Carrey.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Jim Carrey. Yeah. On the Today Show. I miss those days.

[Mom]

This is how we get those back. You know what goes viral?

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

What?

[Mom]

Conan o' Brien trying to eat a lot of wings and power through it. So I'm telling Jon Hamm, look, you know Matthew Weiner. Let's have you talk to Scott in a hot tub of thousand wings. Well, it doesn't work for this, then. But we have to pronounce it wiener for this. And it's you. It's Jon Hamm. A hot tub of a thousand wieners in front of a thousand winners. It's a viral.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I think those are whiners.

[Mom]

Well, okay, we can do whiners, but.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I also whiners across the board.

[Mom]

Okay. A thousand whiners.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

A thousand whiners.

[Mom]

Okay, great.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

It plays Matthew Whiner, and then we eat.

[Mom]

Well, no, he sits in a hot tub of a thousand wieners. I guess. I don't know what a whiner would be.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Let's do a whiner. Whiner. A whiner. Whiner and wiener.

[Mom]

Weiner, weiner and wiener.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, if you could get some Shriners in there.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yes. Weiner, Weiner and Shriner.

[Mom]

Okay, great. I'm gonna pitch it to him. Ham hung up. Ham hung up.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Ham hung up.

[Mom]

Ham hung up. I'm gonna pitch that to him. I love it, and I think it plays, and I think we're gonna get you to go viral.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

We gotta Get John back on the show.

[Mom]

I would love to. He's already booked. All right. It's just the pre interview's a struggle. Since I'm here. Do you mind? I just had a few more conversations.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Carrie, I'm sorry about this.

[Scott Aukerman]

Please.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I mean, you had to go through this process.

[Scott Aukerman]

No, I feel like this has to happen now.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yeah, I agree.

[Mom]

I mean, Kerry roundly struck down my idea of doing an interview carrying 500 cans of silver. With Kerry. Kenny Silver.

[Scott Aukerman]

We had a seven hour pre interview call.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

That feels like it's not too short.

[Mom]

Too short. I agree. We just didn't get to know each other.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

When you say cans of silver, what are you talking about?

[Mom]

Well, imagine silver. You know, a nickel. Or I guess that's nickel. Is nickel a silver?

[Scott Aukerman]

That was a detail yet to be worked out. If I had agreed.

[Mom]

But imagine the Internet.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Why isn't every coin named after the metal that it's made out of?

[Mom]

Right. Because penny is copper.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yeah.

[Mom]

So it should be called coppers.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Mom]

Well, then you would think you were paying with police.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yeah, that's a good point.

[Mom]

I found a copper in my couch.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yeah. Anyway, Michael. Lindsey Hogg. Great to see you.

[Mom]

No, no, no, that's gone. There's just a few others I want to talk through. I do think we're trying to go viral, right? Because this plays, Daddy. This plays.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Okay, I don't love you calling me daddy, but I'll.

[Mom]

Oh, no, I'm from a different era.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Who am I, Alex Cooper? Come on, get out of here.

[Mom]

I call you Daddy. Okay. Well, Scott, we got Zway coming back, right?

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yeah. Great.

[Mom]

Now Z Way wants to tell a story about the time she made Mario Lopez apologize for promoting toxic masculinity as AC Slater. It's been done. So I'm thinking, has he ever apologized for this? Every interview. Mario Lopez is apologizing for the top three.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Why should he have to apologize? I feel like the creators and writers of Saved by the Bell would be the ones to apologize. Don't you agree?

[Scott Aukerman]

Lyn, you're an actor.

[Mom]

What do you think?

[Scott Aukerman]

He's in the news a lot lately.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Is he? What's he going to do?

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, I just. He just got. Am I thinking of the right person? He just got served on the tennis court. No, from a process server. A process server.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Let me look this up.

[Mom]

Your story is that Mario Lopez got served by a process server?

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Oh, no, no.

[Scott Aukerman]

It wasn't Mario Lopez I'm thinking of. Listen, let me just look up.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Process server. I'm going to Google Process server Couldn't have been Mario.

[Scott Aukerman]

All the court cases and then I'm.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Going to do news. Process server news.

[Mom]

Okay.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Be wary off calls. Come on. They meant of if you can't even get the spelling right in your headline. Canton Repository.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, there. They're known for it.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Kane County's Judge 100K defamation lawsuit against Geneva blogger stalls for lack of service.

[Mom]

Geneva blogger? Is that who you were thinking of?

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

How about celebrity process server? I'm gonna try.

[Scott Aukerman]

I feel bad that I just said something about someone that might not be true.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

You're good, by the way. Mario Lopez, Access Hollywood. You're gonna have to. Or Entertainment Tonight, Whatever he's on. You're gonna have to rub shoulders and cozy up to these people in your Emmy camping. You don't want to be talking about this.

[Scott Aukerman]

What about the Peabody people? What are they gonna say?

[Mom]

Kaylee, Kenny Silver apologizes to Mario Lopez while playing Mario World. It plays, Daddy, let's do it.

[Scott Aukerman]

Let's do it. I'll do whatever it takes.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Olivia Wilde. No, this is from three years ago. Never mind.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, perfect. Well, listen, my news could be from three years ago.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

That's true.

[Scott Aukerman]

That is.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

You have a TV attached to a Twizzler.

[Scott Aukerman]

So I don't know exactly.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

God, I wonder if it was a Mario or whether it was a Lopez or not even any sense.

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't know. I wish I cared enough to look it up.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yeah, I don't care enough to.

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't.

[Mom]

What if George Lopez is suing Mario Cantone and you just combine those.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yeah, this is a good.

[Scott Aukerman]

See, now, I'm gonna repeat that later. Thinking I heard it somewhere. It has to be true.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

What are your other.

[Mom]

So we got Zway, right? She wants to tell that Mario Lopez story. Obviously, it's got some leg. I don't think it's got legs, daddy. I think it doesn't play. So I'm thinking we get Z way in a ways with Scott Aukerman in front of three bays.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Michael Bay.

[Mom]

No, no. But before all else, people's favorite partner, your bay.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Oh, I see. I thought you meant maybe the Bay of Pigs.

[Mom]

Well, how would you get. I guess we. If you have the budget, I would love to fly you and Z way down to a Bay of Pigs.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

We absolutely do not.

[Mom]

Okay, well, we can if you could.

[Scott Aukerman]

Work in a sponsorship for old Bay seasoning.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Oh, what is old Bay season?

[Scott Aukerman]

Old Bay isn't that you put in for your. You put it on your. On your boil.

[Mom]

Yeah, you would put Old Bay on any sort of seafood boil, crawfish boil, shrimp boil. You could also put it on french fries if you're having a lobster roll.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

So it's a blend of herbs and spices by McCormick & Company.

[Scott Aukerman]

Today is brought to you by Old Bay Seasoning.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I would love that. I would love for anyone to sponsor this show.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, that's not a thing.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yeah, we're really having to tighten our belt.

[Scott Aukerman]

I'll call Old Bay.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Okay.

[Mom]

That would be incredible. That helps me a lot. I appreciate that. If you can just get me on that call, we'll do a pre interview.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Okay. Michael Bay, Old Bay seasoning and the Bay of Pigs. We're in front of these.

[Mom]

We're at the Bay of Pigs with Michael Bay and a bunch of Old Bay. Sponsored by Old Bay Seasoning with a bunch of people's partners before all else bays. All right.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

In a ways. And we take aways.

[Mom]

And we take aways with Z way. Who's doing your directions? Essentially.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Okay, this sounds good to me.

[Mom]

It sounds good. All right. I'll cause you away. All right.

[Scott Aukerman]

Is it gilding the lily to add the Green Bay Packers?

[Mom]

I don't think so at all. I don't think so at all.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

What about the 2005 Green Bay Packers?

[Mom]

So you want Favre?

[Scott Aukerman]

Who doesn't want Favre?

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

He was in the news recently too.

[Scott Aukerman]

Was he?

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yeah, we don't have to bring that up.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh. Oh. Whoops.

[Mom]

If. It's kind of a rule of threes with Favre now. If he's in the news again, it's like, okay, I've seen the last two, so this one's not going to be good. He showed his penis. He stole money from people.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

That's the one I was thinking.

[Mom]

That's what you're thinking of.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, I guess I should be looking these things up.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

You really got to Google Brett Farvre every single day just to see what pops up.

[Scott Aukerman]

Thank you for phonetically spelling it.

[Mom]

Okay, Scott, I just finished texting the bears.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Okay. Da bears.

[Mom]

No, not da bears. Not the super truffle.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Which bears are we talking?

[Mom]

The bear apostrophe s the cast member from the bear. So the bears.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Oh, I see. The bears. Because it sounded like you had a period after that.

[Mom]

I apologize.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Okay.

[Mom]

Okay. I just finished texting the bears. What would happen there? Are you for Colin?

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Oh, the bears.

[Mom]

Like, what would the point be there?

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

You just run right into it.

[Mom]

I just finished texting the bears. Evan Moss Bacharach. He's doing the show.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Great.

[Mom]

He loves the show. He's a big Fan.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

This is great. I mean, he's never been on the show before. He's in Fantastic Four. First steps.

[Mom]

He's a fantastic guy. At least based on our conversation. We're having the first steps of getting him on the show. He wants to talk about the time he had an upset tummy on the show.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

On which show? The bear. Okay, yeah, it sounds great. I mean, I'll just take him whatever he wants to say, right?

[Mom]

No, it's a fine story, but what about seven minutes in Eben? So this is. We interspace you inside Ahmed Moss Bacharach. This plays Daddy. You do an interview over Zoom or Riverside or whatever your preference is.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

We're in some sort of like. Like craft.

[Mom]

Yeah, we're not loose. Have you seen Inner Space?

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I've seen Inner Space, but I just want to make sure we're not loose swimming around in his bio.

[Mom]

No, no, you're not loose because that's.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

More because he has this upset tummy I've heard about.

[Mom]

You might be able to solve the upset tummy in the interview. Imagine that. I'm talking Perez Hilton.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

It's a bad sign when you say I'm talking and have to say for five seconds after you. You can't even think of your first.

[Mom]

No, I'm going straight to. Is Nikki Fink still Botho.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Nikki Fink told you she's not with us any longer.

[Mom]

Is that true?

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

That is true.

[Scott Aukerman]

This reminds me of that Ms. Frizzle book where she shrinks all the kids down into the school bus and they go up into someone's nose. You should. You're a daddy.

[Mom]

The Magic School Bus.

[Scott Aukerman]

The Magic School Bus.

[Mom]

You don't read the Magic School Bus.

[Scott Aukerman]

And it went down into the.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

To my family. They took maybe one member.

[Scott Aukerman]

Gather round, family.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Oldsters, youngsters alike.

[Mom]

What are you doing with this fireplace if not gathering your family around?

[Scott Aukerman]

Great Uncle Jebbiah cozy in instead of.

[Mom]

A quirky redheaded teacher. It's you, Scott Aukerman, solving Evan Moss Baccarat's tummy problems. Should I give it a go? I'm firing off the text. I got it typed out.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I guess my one question is, does the technology exist?

[Mom]

Well, I mean, what's the budget on it?

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I can't be out there funding research projects.

[Mom]

Okay, well, I, I. You hired me because you want to go viral.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I do want to go viral, and you went viral on this Get Back documentary where everyone thought you were a fool.

[Scott Aukerman]

You could go viral for lots of reasons. It doesn't have to be good.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I don't know that I want to.

[Scott Aukerman]

You could do it on your own for free.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Internet. Yeah, I know. You know, I don't want to be milkshake ducked.

[Mom]

Oh, the famous milkshake Duck story.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

We loved him, didn't we, folks?

[Mom]

And then Milkshake Duck got canceled.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Do you have another?

[Mom]

Of course I do, Scott. I have 30 or 40 people lined up for you. Okay.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Sounds promising.

[Mom]

Well, it is. And I promise you, this one works. Okay. Gillian Jacobs.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Okay, great. Friend of the show. She's friend of the show. Many times.

[Mom]

Done it millions of times.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Carrie played her wacky neighbor on I.

[Scott Aukerman]

Played her wacky neighbor. I lived in her backyard. Go on.

[Mom]

Okay, well, maybe you. Because it was an insufferable conversation on the phone with her.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I can imagine.

[Mom]

I could not get any information out of her that was exciting as she keeps it close to the chest we ultimately got.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

And the vest.

[Mom]

We ultimately got that she wants to talk about a time she got an upset tummy recording her podcast.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

What is going on?

[Scott Aukerman]

Is there a blue bug happening? I'm worried about us as a human race.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I know. Are we all dying? Is this another. What was it?

[Scott Aukerman]

What was the number on that called the pandemic.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Oh.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh. 19.

[Mom]

19.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Can you believe it was six years ago ago?

[Mom]

It felt like yesterday.

[Scott Aukerman]

I'd almost forgotten about it.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I know. Boy, the memory is a funny thing, isn't it?

[Mom]

Gillian wants to talk about that. All right, I said it's Gillian Jacobs. What about we do a million. Make them ups with Gilliam Jacobs. You and Gilliam Jacobs do a million improv scenes? No suggestion. All organic improv.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Wait. How about.

[Scott Aukerman]

So just a conversation?

[Mom]

Yeah, well, I suppose. But they'll be playing different versions of other people.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

You know, different versions of other people. I guess with a million scenes to do, you gotta fill time somehow. So you're gonna do, like, just different universes?

[Mom]

Yeah. Ask me what an improv scene is. It's different conversations of other people, wouldn't you say?

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

That's not how I would describe it necessarily. Right off the bat, you might get there.

[Mom]

Okay, well, how would you define it? I've read every improv book, so. This one. Okay. Improvised by Mick Napier.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Okay.

[Mom]

Theater sports by Keith Johnstone.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

What's the Del Close one?

[Mom]

Del Close wrote one.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

He wrote a book.

[Scott Aukerman]

At least I can see it's really paying off.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Del Close wrote one. What about Will Hines? Does you ever read his?

[Mom]

Oh, yeah, yeah. How to Be the Greatest Improviser Ever or Improv Nonsense. His series of Tumblr posts and two Parts and two books.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Perhaps both of them.

[Mom]

And all they say is different conversations between different people. You like this idea, I can tell you that.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

You couldn't even get it out of your mouth.

[Mom]

Different conversations between different conversations.

[Scott Aukerman]

I was just like to see the barker outside of a comedy club come in and see different conversations with different people.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Three tickets sold. I don't know, about a million scenes.

[Mom]

Big nod from you on there. A million scenes.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Big nod. No, I'm full on shaking my head.

[Scott Aukerman]

Nodding out.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yeah, nodding off, perhaps nodding off.

[Scott Aukerman]

A million. That would be such a long evening of comedy. How do you mean a million?

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

How long are these scenes? I mean, a million of anything is going to be. Even if it's a million seconds.

[Mom]

Yeah. Well, that's, that's why it goes viral. That's a long time.

[Scott Aukerman]

I see.

[Mom]

That's what I'm seeing. I mean, it plays. Daddy.

[Scott Aukerman]

Someone may not make it her daddy. I don't.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

By the way, a million seconds is 11 days.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. That's a long improv.

[Mom]

Could you imagine?

[Scott Aukerman]

No.

[Mom]

Could you imagine the headlines?

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I don't, I, I think if I had to continuously perform comedy for 11 days without eating or sleep, I mean, sleeping has got to be the big one, right, sweetheart?

[Scott Aukerman]

We've been continuously performing comedy since 1988.

[Mom]

Wow. Where'd that big cigar go viral yet?

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

You look like the baby in Roger Rabbit. Pass. I gotta pass on that one.

[Mom]

You're passing on Gillian.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yeah.

[Mom]

Okay, Gillion, pass on a million.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I'm gonna move her over to Scott.

[Mom]

Eisenstein so that you're announcing right now essentially, that that is a bump down to be on that.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is the main, this is the main cast. Gotta protect it.

[Mom]

Okay, well, so that's the ETC stage. Maybe she'll make it back to the 20s.

[Scott Aukerman]

Summer stock. Is this your summer stock?

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Thank you. Exactly.

[Mom]

But Scott, I, I, I thank you so much for letting me interrupt this interview. I really think this was a great interview for the fans. No, I got more. I just, I don't.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

You thought we were wrapping up.

[Mom]

I don't know. You said, is that all you got? And so I thought, you know, and I felt interrupted. Okay, well, the last time.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

This is the first time any guest has felt bad interrupting.

[Mom]

I just, I just, I'm not here to be a part of the show. I want the show to be. The show was already incredible.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Thank you. I mean, I thought it was such a good interview in the first season.

[Scott Aukerman]

Such a good. I think we all can agree.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

And we were off to the races with the part two of the interview.

[Scott Aukerman]

Where we were gonna. I think just this interview might win us all a Peabody.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yeah, I think so. Man, the Peabodys are stacked this year.

[Scott Aukerman]

I think they have a lot left over from last year. They forgot to give out.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

They forgot to give them out last year. God. I meant to send them a reminder text.

[Scott Aukerman]

Practically giving them away.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Wow.

[Mom]

Well, it was Warren Beatty doing it. He just kind of slipped his mind, I think.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yeah. Anyway, you got another one.

[Mom]

Well, I just want to say this interview here is incredible for the. The fans who love it already.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Okay.

[Mom]

We're trying to bring in the wider audience out there, the people who.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

We want to cast our nets a little bit wider.

[Mom]

Exactly. So that's all I'm trying to do.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Podcast our nets.

[Mom]

We don't want to podcast. Okay, that's something. Hang on.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's an episode. I think that's an episode.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

That's true.

[Mom]

Podcasting nets with the New Jersey Nets. So we get.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

And we don't get the gross off the ticket sales. We get the net. Yes.

[Mom]

Okay. Okay. Do you want to announce that in the viral title that you only get the net of the ticket sales?

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I think people kind of want. We get 100% of the net after cost.

[Mom]

Okay, great. Well, who else. Who else do you have coming up? Because I've got a few more calls.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Well, bride month is out. Its conclusion, unfortunately.

[Mom]

Or who are your. Your other bucket list gets.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Oh, man. Who would I love on this show, boy? Who are some of your comedy idols?

[Scott Aukerman]

I was going to get Michelle Obama.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Michelle Obama.

[Mom]

Okay.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Great comedy idol of all of ours.

[Mom]

No more drama with Michelle Obama. And I did say moshell, which we can. We can fix. But if you want to do that.

[Scott Aukerman]

I think I said she's going to love that.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

ARFs or something. Anyway, go ahead.

[Mom]

No more drama with Michelle Obama. So you and Michelle and all you do is comedic improv scenes. Up to a million of them.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Okay. You're just recycling old ideas.

[Mom]

Well, no, this is no more drama. It's a.

[Scott Aukerman]

No more drama with Michelle Obama at Benihana.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yes.

[Mom]

Okay, thank you. Can you imagine Michelle Obama? If she wants to wear the hat, that's fine. We don't force her.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Flipping shrimp into her hat.

[Mom]

Flipping shrimp into her hat. Throwing eggs at men who get really scared of them and then get really puffed up that they were. Weren't really scared about it.

[Scott Aukerman]

As I would watch.

[Mom]

Okay, Carrie is on board. All right. So, okay.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Carrie's attached.

[Mom]

I think all we needed was.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, I wouldn't go that far, but.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

When you say on board, I guess I'm a little confused.

[Scott Aukerman]

I'm not mad at it.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Oh, okay. Oh, okay. That's a new category of attachment in Hollywood. Not mad at it.

[Scott Aukerman]

Not going to sue you.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Okay, great.

[Mom]

How about that? How about that? We'll print that. I'm actually going to hit all the trades with that Carrie Kenny Silver, not going to sue over no more drama with Michelle Obama idea.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

I mean, that's clickbait.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Definitely. I mean, I guess I would click on that just to figure out what you were talking about.

[Scott Aukerman]

A lot of word jazz.

[Mom]

This is why you pay me. This is why you let me rent out.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I'm paying you.

[Scott Aukerman]

Wait a second. He's getting paid?

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I had no idea. What do you think you're getting paid? We never talked about this.

[Mom]

Oh, I just assumed. I mean, I'm looking up. Let me just look up the living.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

What did the Beatles pay you?

[Mom]

What did the Beatles pay me?

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yeah.

[Mom]

Oh, that was just. It was a mix of exposure and I got to. I got to talk to and pitch songs to Linda whenever I want. Wanted.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Oh, okay. Did it ever work? Any of the songs end up on any of the. The Wings albums?

[Mom]

I forget. Is there a song on any of the Wings albums called let's Get. Let's Get Crazy?

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I actually don't know.

[Mom]

If there is. That's me.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

That's you.

[Mom]

And it's all.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

What were you. What were you writing about?

[Mom]

It's just like losing your minds with your friends sometimes.

[Scott Aukerman]

Wow. What a great topic.

[Mom]

Yeah, right?

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

How did it go? Like, let's get crazy.

[Mom]

Come on, now. Let's get crazy. You and me, Paul. Let's get crazy. Everybody, let's get crazy.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

This is a hit. This is a hit song.

[Mom]

Okay, well, if the Wings didn't take it, you can have it.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Oh, I would love to record this. What about Cake?

[Scott Aukerman]

Like, this would be a great debut album for you.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

What about your band Cake? Like, maybe they want to record it.

[Mom]

Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

It's. I think it's too advanced for us.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Oh, okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

Just from what I'm hearing from the chorus, you had kind of a rudimentary syncopation.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yeah, No, I could do this really well.

[Mom]

I could redo it for you. I could redo it for you.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Less syncopation.

[Scott Aukerman]

Less syncopation. And remember, I'm an alto.

[Mom]

That's a good catchphrase. Do you need a catchphrase?

[Scott Aukerman]

I do.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I'm an alto. I would love to put up posters of you on bus Stops. It just says, kerry Kenny Silver. Big picture of you. Remember, I'm in alto. And then everyone would be like, what the fuck is going on here? I think this boosts your Emmy campaign.

[Scott Aukerman]

About every year I check change my headstone line. I think that may be my new one.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

That is fascinating to me.

[Scott Aukerman]

I change my. Anytime a new photo of me comes out that I like, I announce to everyone within earshot that this is the photo that I would like played at the Emmys in my immemorium when they find my foot in a river. And then every year, I have a new headstone. Up until today, it was. People would take me more seriously if I wore eyeshadow.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I can't wait to go to your headstone. I don't want to.

[Scott Aukerman]

We can go after this.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Oh, really? You already have it after.

[Scott Aukerman]

I like to just keep it up, get it ready.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Okay, so it already exists, and the engravers are having to go out there and redo it every single year.

[Scott Aukerman]

So pricey.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Wow.

[Scott Aukerman]

So pricey.

[Mom]

It's worth it, though.

[Scott Aukerman]

I mean, it will be someday.

[Mom]

It's image. It's beautiful.

[Scott Aukerman]

Who are you really?

[Mom]

Just so you know, I've been taking photos of you since you said that. Because I'm hoping to get the next photo.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, that's not creepy.

[Mom]

Do any of these work? No, no, it's the next photo.

[Scott Aukerman]

But these are under the table.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

These are upskirts, Michael.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's bizarre. I'm not even wearing a skirt, and you're looking up my skirt somehow.

[Mom]

Okay, so what, you want me to airdrop them to you or what's the idea here?

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Michael, come on, man.

[Scott Aukerman]

Also, all the sketches that you did of me from the corner. Yeah, not creepy at all.

[Mom]

This is the new sketch of you. All right.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Oh, you're playing soccer in this one, at least. Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, look at me.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Have you ever played soccer before?

[Scott Aukerman]

Eating a hot dog? I have a crazy mustache.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Look, Michael, I gotta say this. What Was a casual conversation after your last appearance on the show about how we need a better booking process now turns into you're bothering my guests for hours at a time and I'm supposedly paying you.

[Mom]

Oh, it's no bother. It's no bother. I mean, I love. No, no, no.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

You can't say that on other people's behalf. You're bothering them.

[Mom]

No, I don't think so.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

The person who bothers shouldn't be able to say it's no bother.

[Mom]

It's true. Truly, Scott, it is no bother. It's a nice conversation. And that's what. Don't you think that's what we're missing these days is just a nice, real conversation with celebrities. And that's what I'm having on the phone with all your guests.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I'm trying to get back to that on this show. And then it turns out to be stuff like this. Stuff like you interrupting me and.

[Mom]

Well, no, no, no, I understand that.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I gotta cut off. I should cut all this out, right?

[Scott Aukerman]

Our editor is still bro. I don't know why you would. I feel like you might get your Old Bay seasoning sponsorship if it was longer.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

All right, let me leave it in. Just for the Old Bay seasoning.

[Mom]

They pay for time on a lot of YouTube and ad stuff.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's what I'm thinking.

[Mom]

I just feel like I really fucked up today, Scott. I'm sorry, man.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I agree.

[Mom]

I'm sorry, man.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

If you don't mind, I do not forgive you.

[Mom]

If you don't mind, just give me, like, two months to find a new place to work out of the. Of like a wework or something like that.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

You almost say to stay. Have you been staying here in the studio?

[Mom]

Well, you know, I don't. I guess, yeah, in a sense, yeah.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

In what sense? In physically.

[Mom]

Like that. My body and mind and all are here.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

All that stuff, really full circle. Everything.

[Mom]

My clothes, my dinner parties.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

You're having dinner parties in the studio?

[Mom]

Well, yeah. I mean, you're not in it when I'm doing it.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

No shit.

[Scott Aukerman]

Of course.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

You haven't invited me.

[Mom]

Well, I would love to, but then you'd be mad that I'm having dinner parties in your studio. Do you understand?

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yeah. Well, now I know about him. Stop it. I don't want you living here.

[Mom]

Okay, two months. Give me two months. I'm so sorry, Kerry. I'm so sorry. I'm such a. I love you both and I think you do great work. And I just want everyone to know about this interview and that's all I'm trying to do here.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

All right, two months. Two months. Starting now, though. The end of bride month.

[Mom]

Okay.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Okay. So the end of Aug. Oggy doggy, you're out of here.

[Mom]

All right, well, that's. But that's going right into the school year year.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Okay, so what do we need to do? Wait. How does the school year affect you?

[Mom]

It's just. I got a lot going on.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

All right, end of 20, 25, you're gone.

[Mom]

Perfect. Perfect.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

All right, December 31st, when they go 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Michael. Lindsay. Hogg is gone.

[Scott Aukerman]

But that's kind of a rough time because that's like.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

New Year's resolution time. He's starting up his exercise routine. Routine for the year.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yeah. It's tough on people. Tell you what. Okay. Once you start your exercise routine.

[Mom]

Okay.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

What. How. How long do you need to start that up? Like March.

[Mom]

Yeah. Three months sounds about right. Because you don't. You. You don't want to go too hard, too fast.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Okay.

[Mom]

It's about slow. One percent better every day.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Can we say March 31st? But then you got.

[Scott Aukerman]

You got April the next day. Oh, true.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yeah. All those pranks you planned.

[Mom]

Yeah, that's. I spend most of April or March planning my April Fools. Most of April.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Most of April would be a little either late or way early.

[Scott Aukerman]

It's for next year.

[Mom]

Yeah. You get ahead of the April because you have to be ready for the next April, and then you're free. So.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

April 30th.

[Mom]

April 30th. Let's get dirty. I'll be out of here.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Okay, we got a deal. April 30, let's get dirty.

[Mom]

We'll remember it. April 30, 2024.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

There's a handshake kind of thing. Okay.

[Mom]

Yeah. Yeah. All right. My man.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

God's disgusting. I think I have some sort of, like. Some kind of like. What do you call that when you're viral?

[Scott Aukerman]

Infection.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yeah, that's what it is. Yeah. All right.

[Mom]

Viral.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Oh, did someone say viral? Yay. I get to stay. All right, we have to take a break. Michael, you understand how this show works?

[Mom]

Absolutely.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

We have to. We have to hear from our sponsor, Old Bay seasoning. And when we come back, we're going to have more Carrie, Kenny Silver. We're going to have a mom with a psa. And Michael, you want to stick around?

[Mom]

Really?

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Sure, why not?

[Scott Aukerman]

He has nowhere to go.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yeah, you're gonna be here till April 30th. That's when we get dirty. Let's get dirty let's get dirty. Oh, this is a new song.

[Mom]

Let's get dirty wanna get dirty. April 30th is dirty.

[Scott Aukerman]

You might want to stick around.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I feel like this is a Christina Aguilera song.

[Mom]

Yeah.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

All right, we're gonna take a break. We'll be right back with more comedy Bang Bang after this. Hi, Zoe Saldana. Welcome to T Mobile. Here's your new iPhone 16 Pro on us.

[Scott Aukerman]

Thanks.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

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[Scott Aukerman]

There's always a trade in.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Not right now. @ T Mobile.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

I feel like I have to give you something in return for karma.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

That's okay. I don't really have much in my purse. Oh, let's see.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

Hand sanitizer. It's lavender.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I'm good. Seriously.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

Let me check this pocket.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Oh, mints. Really, I'm fine.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, I have raisins. Reasons I'm a mom. Wait, wait one sec.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

I've got cupcakes in the car.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

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[Mom]

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[Carrie Kenny Silver]

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[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

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[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Is anyone out there?

[Scott Aukerman]

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[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

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[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

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[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Terms and conditions apply. Comedy Bang. Bang. We're back. Carrie. Kenny Silver is here, of course, from the four seasons on Netflix now. But man, I tell you, that last episode where they're like, like, boy, this is how season two's gonna go.

[Scott Aukerman]

I know.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

You know what I mean.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's so delicious.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Wedded my appetite.

[Scott Aukerman]

We can't talk about it. Well, maybe we can't. I mean, I feel like everybody's seen it. But wouldn't it be a bummer if.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

There'S that one person you gonna add any new. New characters? Another couple in there? Like maybe a. Like a guy around the same age as you? White, Tall.

[Scott Aukerman]

Hold on. What are you getting at?

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Terrible body.

[Scott Aukerman]

Hold on a second. I know a guy like this.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Oh, wait, hold on. Michael Ian Black.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's it?

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

I have 10 pasty white dudes I could choose from. Before we get to you, no offense.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

We also have Michael. Lindsey Hogg is here.

[Mom]

It's a pleasure.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

What were you doing? Why did I startle you so bad?

[Mom]

Sorry, I just found out I used to be on mic again. It's been a while, so. Yeah.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

You were a guest on the show. As a guest. As a real guest, not as an interrupter.

[Mom]

Social anxiety and the Internet and. Yeah, with everything going on you've been.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Doing since the 60s. Did we cover this last episode?

[Mom]

Yeah, I directed a lot of movies. I found out that Orson Welles is my father. Oh, that's right. And I've been just dealing with that. A lot of therapy. Acupuncture.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

How much acupuncture are we talking? You say a lot.

[Mom]

Three times a day. Yeah.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Three a day.

[Scott Aukerman]

Wow.

[Mom]

Yeah, well, the first, because I have three different acupuncturists and they all disagree with each other.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

So they're canceling each other's pin pricks out.

[Mom]

Yeah, they're kind of like in a war with each other through my body that I'm experiencing.

[Scott Aukerman]

You're so relaxed.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Michael, Lindsay Hogg is here. We, you know, every once in a while on this show, Carrie, and I hope you don't mind, though, this is the last thing we're doing during bride month. But every once in a while, we like to give back. Oh, we At Comedy Bang Bang, we care.

[Scott Aukerman]

Are you ask for a donation?

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I might. Yeah, why not?

[Scott Aukerman]

I'll give it. No questions asked. Here you go. Let me get my checkbook.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Oh, wow. Look at this checkbook. These are giant, oversized novelty checks like you get at a. Like a store opening or a charity event.

[Scott Aukerman]

They fill up my whole backseat.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

These are even bigger than the normal.

[Scott Aukerman]

Ones, and I don't write them usually for more than like, $7, but the size of the check really gets you.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yeah. This is for 7.99. Okay, thank. Thanks so much.

[Scott Aukerman]

You're welcome.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Appreciate it, Carrie. But at Comedy Bang Bang, we care. And we have a mom here on the show, and she's going to give a very special psa. Please welcome a mom.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

Oh, thank you. Thank you so much.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

You're welcome.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

Michael Carey Scott. I really appreciate you guys bringing me out Here.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

That sounds like a great actor. Michael Carey Scott. Oh, guys, I'd watch him.

[Scott Aukerman]

We're onto something.

[Mom]

Wow.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yeah. What if we. What if we like sort of Voltron wonder twin powers. Yes. And we were one actor. Because right now you're in a TV show.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Right.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

You're not quite a movie star.

[Scott Aukerman]

Hold on, let's back up.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

You're a movie director, but you're. But you haven't made anything for years.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

And I'm a mom.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Well, I wasn't saying you were part of the Voltron necessarily, but. And then me, I have no career to speak of.

[Scott Aukerman]

If we all combine forces, just imagine.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Into Michael Carey Scott.

[Mom]

Imagine us showing up as the, like, big guest star. Grandpa on the bear, where everyone's like, can you believe the. They got all the big names here.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yeah. Remember when Ed Asner was on ER and he was. Oh, my. He was kind of. He was grouchy. But he struck up a friendship with Dr. Carter and then it turned out that he was scamming him out of all this money. Anyway, Mom. Hello.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

Ah, thank you. No, it's so nice to be here. It really is. Because. Scott. First, I'm a mom. I'm a wife. Second.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Okay.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

I'm a dog walker. Third.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Okay.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

I'm a shoe enthusiast. Fourth.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Fourth. Okay. Where are you as a female?

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

I'm getting. I'm.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Oh, you're getting there.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

I'll get there. I'm an avid American Idol watcher. Fourth. Fifth.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

You're an avid American Idol watcher?

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

Fifth.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Fifth.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

I'm a woman. Sixth.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Okay.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

I'm a part time busboy at the Taste of the Caribbean on Santa Monica Boulevard.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Okay. That's seven.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's where I am.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

How many hours a week?

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

Just three to four.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Three to four hours a week. It doesn't sound like they need you there. Is this a favor? What?

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

It's a favor. I know the owner.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Okay. I mean, I would hope so. You work there?

[Scott Aukerman]

I do.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Did you know him before you worked there?

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

No. We became fast friends. I'm a grandma. Hopeful. Ninth.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Okay. Do you have kids? Yeah. You're a mother.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

I'm a mother.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Okay.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

I'm a mother. First, how old are your kids?

[Mom]

I'm a wife.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

Second, my kids. My kids are 19 and 43.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, I have so many questions.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

Yeah, but really what I'm trying to.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Get at here is 24 years in between kids. What was going on?

[Scott Aukerman]

And you look so young.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

Same husband. First one was an accident.

[Mom]

The kids have the same husband or you have them with the same husband?

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

Kids have the same husband.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

How does that work? So your 19 year old and your 43 year old both are in like a throuple relationship with the same guy. This guy.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

They are. They are beautiful.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

That's. I mean, hey, it's a modern world.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

Love is love.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I'm not here to judge.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

Here's what I'm really like getting out here. Is that the 14th thing on the list? I am, is. I'm a lover. But this is new to me.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I mean, it took you 24 years to have sex again.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

It did. It did.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I wouldn't necessarily characterize yourself as a lover, but I guess you could be having recreational. Recreational sex or.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

It's new to me.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

What's new to you, dear?

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

I'm learning. So I'm here in Los Angeles to talk to as many people as I can about this because I just now learned about this. Carrie, I hope. I hope you know that women can also orgasm.

[Scott Aukerman]

Wait a second.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

Yes.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Well, I mean, this is news to me. I. I did know this.

[Scott Aukerman]

I read about it, but I. I didn't. I wasn't gonna fully buy into the concept until I met a real life in the flesh lady.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

What is this triggered by? Is this triggered by the male orgasm first or.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

Well, that's what I thought.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Gets the woman it that I was.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

I was also reading these fiction books about women orgasming and I thought, never happened to me. Just like, you know, aliens coming to the earth.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

But aliens have never come to the earth.

[Mom]

To you.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

To you.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

To me.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Okay, what about. I should go around the table. Michael.

[Mom]

Aliens have never come around the earth to me.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Okay, Carrie, is this.

[Scott Aukerman]

Aliens have never come around the Earth. Earth to me.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yes, that's right. Okay. Yeah, you have a quorum here. We've never seen aliens.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

No, but. And it sounds like none of you have ever seen a woman have the big O either.

[Mom]

Well, I've watched When Harry Met Sally.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

Yeah, but wasn't the whole point of that that she was faking it?

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Oh, I forgot that part.

[Mom]

Oh, I thought you really liked the sandwich and that's why the woman wanted it.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

That's. That's how it stuck in my mind too. Isn't it weird? It's. This is like a Berenstein Bears kind of thing. Like, I thought When Harry Met Sally was all about this. These two people who go and eat these really delicious sandwiches.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, that is what it's about.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yeah. Isn't it? Right?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

If I recall, I told Rob Brennan, like, cute sweaters. Yeah, they're Orgasming from yummy sandwiches. And the lady's like, I'll have what she's having.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

They're covered in mustard. The whole.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

You brought the cigar out again for that?

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, I use it as a punctuation.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

So how has this changed your life? I mean, you had. You had one.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

How does it change? It's changed. It's changed my life for the better. I'll tell you, Carrie, you really should just think about it.

[Scott Aukerman]

Just look into it when you get home though, please. What? Not on my way home, I guess.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I mean, not here in the studio.

[Scott Aukerman]

Hey, Siri.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

But you can do it on your way home if you want.

[Mom]

Yes, Carrie.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Wait, is that how your series is?

[Scott Aukerman]

That's my ser. That was. I just activated my.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Siri.

[Scott Aukerman]

Hey, Siri, what would you like, Carrie? I'm wondering about. First of all, I want to stop and get a sandwich on my way home. Please give me the quickest route and tell me how to achieve this orgasm before I get there.

[Mom]

Giving you directions to east side Italian deli and your clitoris turn. Well, I won't.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

What? Why did Sheri stop?

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I just bailed, so.

[Mom]

Excuse me. I didn't want to give the actual directions, which I was about to do.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

No, please don't. Don't give away my assassination coordinates.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

But I'm first time in la. This is very exciting to me.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Where are you from?

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

I'm originally from. I. I raised my family in Fitch Market, Ohio.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Fitzmarket, Ohio. I've heard of it. And then you moved after that?

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

No, I still live out there.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

How did you phrase it that way? I raised my family there. And then. You trailed off as if you were going to continue and say, but then we moved to.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

No, both my kids are now married to the same husband. So, you know, it's not really raising a family anymore.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Meet their husband. Did they meet him individually or.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

They did. My 43 year old, she met him when she was grocery shopping at a Kroger down on Main Street.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Okay, and what was he doing? Was he working there? Was he. Was he on his. Three hours a week?

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

He was on a part. Yes, he was a part time Kroger employee. Big friends of the people who work there. And then my 19 year old met him at their wedding.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Oh, okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, that's convenient.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

That's romantic. I guess. I mean, you know, you go to a wedding and it's like you hear about hookups. If the wedding didn't. Did. Did they hook up on the wedding night?

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

They did.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Wow.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

They did. He consummated it both for both of them.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Incredible, incredible, incredible, incredible story.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

It's really.

[Scott Aukerman]

Love story for the ages.

[Mom]

I love it because you always see when the. When the woman catches the. When the bride catches the bouquet.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

My youngest caught it.

[Mom]

You always see the husband go, that could be me.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Wait, so when you're watching wedding videos and you see the bouquet, usually it focuses on the camera, zooms in on whoever caught it, right? But then it'll pan over to the husband and you see a recognition in the husband's eyes saying, this could be me marrying this second wife.

[Mom]

Yeah, that's what every man thinks. That I think, you know, on your wedding day is, oh, okay, what if.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I had a second.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

The garter too, right? You zoom in on the woman and she goes, huh?

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

What is that garter? When you catch the garter, what does that represent?

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

You have to have sex with the wife.

[Scott Aukerman]

Wait a second. Have I been doing this all wrong?

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I don't know. Do you have a garter at your wedding?

[Scott Aukerman]

I'm wearing one now, but I didn't have one at my wedding. Something has to hold up my stockings.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

That's true. And those high heeled shoes that you keep trotting out the door with.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, I'm a lady, after all.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

So this. This changed your life.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

I mean, it changed my life. And now I have this deep need to tell all the women, all the.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Women everywhere, that it's possible. How did you.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

Possible.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

How did you achieve it, if you don't mind me asking? And. And you know, with as many details as you're comfortable with sharing.

[Scott Aukerman]

PG for our audience.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

PG 13, though, you can say once, but not about actual, you know, the act of having sex.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

Was that the. That. That was the only one.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yeah, I used it.

[Scott Aukerman]

You can say, though, okay, this is a special. Just. I heard a special children's episode that you were doing. Just one. One podcast episode a year is for.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

It's just for kids 6 to 9.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, no.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

Is that this one?

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yeah. Yeah, but that's. It's fine. Yeah.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

Okay. Okay. Well, so my husband. I wasn't even thinking about it. And I think that's the key, is.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

You don't want to take your mind off what you're doing.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

Exactly. So my husband, he's going downtown with his D dong, and I'm. My eyes are sort of.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

What's the first D stand for?

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

His d Dong? His horse.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

His devil's dong.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

His devil's dong.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Okay.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

His devil's dong. Dong.

[Mom]

If it's aroused, it becomes the devil's Dong.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Got it. So he's going downtown. Now, first of all, not to interrupt again, but when I hear he's going downtown, he's going. I think of. He's not doing it with his d. Dong. He's going downtown in terms of an oral capacity.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, also, you just mentioned Main street, so I'm really confused.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yeah. These directions.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. I don't know where I'm. Where do I turn? Left.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

It's okay. It's If. If you're not familiar with the Ohio area, it. Just feel free to close your eyes and just enjoy.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

So he's going downtown.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

He's going downtown on his Devil D? Nong. And on it.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Anyway, Go ahead.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

My eyes are closed because I'm just trying to focus on anything but that.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

And do you not enjoy sex?

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

I do now.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Okay, you did it at this particular time. You're focusing on something else.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

I'm focusing on something else. And I imagine. I. I imagine a. A. A woman walks into the room. And the woman. And the woman.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, here she comes.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

Yes. She just got off a. A big elephant outside.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

That's her snapping the garters.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

She's. She's snapping both her garters, and she's. And that's her putting her.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Takes the ball gag out of her mouth.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

And I'm like, take off the blindfold, too. And she. And then. And then suddenly it hits me. I say, something overcomes me, and I start feeling tingly.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

You are turned on at this moment because you're imagining a woman coming into the room and observing you. Do you think the observing was part of it, or do you think.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

Could be.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Maybe. Could be you're more sexually attracted to women.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

No.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

No.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

No.

[Scott Aukerman]

That was quick.

[Mom]

Nope.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

A quick no or quick for me to offer?

[Scott Aukerman]

Quick no.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

Oh, no, I don't think so. I don't think it's that at all.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

You don't think it's that? Can I ask you some questions about, you know, when you go out on the town, go for it, and you see a very attractive woman walk into the establishment you're in, what goes through your mind?

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

Well, my first thought is, well, you know, I'm a mom. I'm a mom first. I'm a wife second.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Are you constantly cycling through your rankings because now I feel like you have ocd.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

No, it's just a quick little reminder.

[Scott Aukerman]

I am a mom. But when I walk into places, my first thought when I walk through a door is not, I'm a mom.

[Mom]

Is it always the same first thought, or is it different for which room you're walking into?

[Scott Aukerman]

Never.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I'm a mom usually. I'm trying to figure out a second escape route. Wow.

[Scott Aukerman]

Just like Jack. That's what dads do.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I'm a reacher guy.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

So you're a reacher first.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I'm a reacher first.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

You're a man second. You're a podcaster. Third.

[Mom]

I was in the room when Meredith Brooks wrote the song Bitch. I feel like this is the process. What's that?

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

What were you doing?

[Mom]

I was trying to pitch Meredith Brooks on a documentary about her first album because I knew it was gonna be huge. I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother. But this is what it was. It was just the bitch version. Yeah. And it was just kind of picking out which. Which scanned with the song.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Right.

[Mom]

Because she was. She's a. She's a equine enthusiast. But that just didn't work out with the song.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Was that number one or two or. It was up there.

[Mom]

It was after Lover.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Oh, okay.

[Mom]

I'm a bitch, I'm a lover. I'm an equine enthusiast, I'm a Lex.

[Scott Aukerman]

Hummel figurines. That didn't make it.

[Mom]

That didn't make it wordy. I fought hard for that. I said, meredith, Right?

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

This is relatable.

[Mom]

This is relatable. Hummel might sponsor this. I don't know if there are. If it's a person or a brand.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

But, yeah, I wish she had mentioned that, because I had that question. When listening to it, I go, well, this is a nice song. But is she a.

[Scott Aukerman]

What does she collect Exactly.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yeah. What does she do in her downtime?

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

Is she sleeping? Is she collecting? I don't know.

[Mom]

There should be a response song that's asking Meredith Brooks questions about what else she's doing.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

And that's the thing is, like, we sleep most of our lives. You know what I mean? That should be number one on the list. I'm a sleeper.

[Mom]

Yeah, I'm a sleeper.

[Scott Aukerman]

And I'm assuming she doesn't know how to swim. Cause she didn't mention that she's a swimmer.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yeah. Don't throw her in a deep lake.

[Mom]

I wish you had been in the room with me. They were making me sound like I'm incensed.

[Scott Aukerman]

The more I think about it, they.

[Mom]

Would give me the meanest looks when I was like, well, people are going to ask if you're a swimmer. They'd be like, all right, Michael, why don't you go get us lunch? And I Was like, all right, that's fine.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Were you an intern this day? I mean, you're getting.

[Mom]

Well, yeah. I wanted to direct a documentary out of it, but ultimately I was. I was moving the. The boom arm of her microphone higher and low.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

Were you living in the studio there?

[Mom]

I was working out of it.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

You were living there?

[Mom]

I was having. I was doing my dinner for schmucks there.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Wait, those are your dinner parties? You have the dinner for schmucks parties?

[Mom]

Yeah, I just. Well, not anymore, because I just found out recently. I was always the schmuck. Can you believe that?

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

You're a schmuck first, director second.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

An unwitting schmuck first.

[Mom]

Anyway, I'm sorry, I do want. Because I think I'm learning here because I would like to be able to give my partners orgasms.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yeah. How do you say we should? Because Michael and I have never experienced it. But we'd love to give that to our partners. Are you with someone right now, Michael?

[Mom]

I think she left.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Okay, I'm not interested. Anyway, we'd love to give our partners this experience. What techniques would you suggest that we use?

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

I would suggest that you tell her to close her eyes.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Okay.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

And tell her to think about anything else. Okay. And see who walks in that door in her mind. And I have a feeling it's probably gonna be a beautiful woman with long blonde hair.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Long blonde hair. Okay, how long?

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

Down to her ankles.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, that's like crystal Gale.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

And it's. And it's braided, so when she unbraids it, it's even longer.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Okay, this is too long now. I'm not turned on anymore.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

Well, it's not for you, Scott, but.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

This is what you're into. You're into someone with the longest hair.

[Scott Aukerman]

It Sounds like a children's 70s television program.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Sounds like it's something Fred Guinness would. Longest hairstyle or something.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

I think you're getting a little confused about what I'm into. This isn't what I'm into. This is just what makes me orgasm.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Okay.

[Mom]

Because you're into your husband.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

I'm into my husband. I love his deep d. His D Dog. His D Dong. And I'll do anything for that D Dong.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I mean, I believe her.

[Scott Aukerman]

Wow. I'm turned on also.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

This is what you're into now.

[Scott Aukerman]

I am.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Okay. You might be thinking about this on the drive home with Siri.

[Scott Aukerman]

I mean, yes, Scott, Description like that.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I don't. I don't need you, Siri.

[Mom]

Okay, Scott, remind me. Reminder. You've got that ER screaming Later.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Thank you, Siri.

[Mom]

You're welcome, brother.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Oh, put In a reminder. April 30th, we get dirty.

[Mom]

Oh, exciting.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I'll know what that means.

[Mom]

Okay. On April 30th, we get dirty.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

No, I haven't heard that. April 30th, we get dirt.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

I haven't heard that Siri voice. And you both have it.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yeah, it's with the liquid interface on the new iPhone, the new iOS.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

Guess.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, it's from the liquid interface.

[Mom]

Yeah, I'm from the liquid interface.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

We all know exactly what I'm talking about. I got every word. Right. So. So. So all we have to say is, when we get out our d dongs, close your eyes.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

Yes.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Think of something else and think of someone walking into the room.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

Yes. Put yourself anywhere but here.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Where were you, by the way?

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

I was in my marriage bed.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Right. I physically. But when you say put yourself anywhere but here, like in your mind's eye, where were you at the time?

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

I was at a hospital.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Okay.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

Like, I was in the hospital. I was thinking more the pit. More of a.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Gotten to it.

[Mom]

You got to finish these to understand what she's talking about here. You got to catch up.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

I was in.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I haven't even seen Landman, and there's some guy who comes on here talking about being a water man every once in a while. I have no idea what they're talking about.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

I'm a water man. He's a waterman.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Hey, get out of here. No one likes you.

[Mom]

Take it.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

And you've been on twice. Get out of here.

[Mom]

My good man.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Wow.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

Who was that?

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I can't even remember his name.

[Mom]

Russ Saro. He's a water man.

[Scott Aukerman]

You just have so many people coming and going here.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Look, it's an open door policy, and it's been that way since the beginning. And I. At some point I have to change.

[Scott Aukerman]

It if it ain't broke.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

That's a good point.

[Mom]

Now, as a public service announcement, I remember these being, like, funded by the government as, like, you know, for smoking or this. Your brain on drugs or. Oh, I didn't know you guys funded those.

[Scott Aukerman]

It's different state, but.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yeah, yeah. Or. Or an organization, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, for instance. Are you against anything like that? Or.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

I'm pro orgasm.

[Mom]

You're.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Okay, so mothers four.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

Orgasm.

[Scott Aukerman]

Orgasm. Them Moo Moos.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

If anybody would like to join the mofos, we are taking submissions right now. It is a pretty intense process to join, though.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

You could make some real money in merchandising on these mofos.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yeah, exactly. How. How what? What's the process of joining?

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

Well, first I. It's a lot of paperwork, unfortunately, because I go through each application. It's a very tight grade group that we are. You have to list who you are. I want the first 20s.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

What's that? Oh, the old meaning the rankings of what we are first.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

Of what you are first. And then. And then I go through them and then I think about them and I pray over them and I. And I close my eyes and I throw a die. And whose ever application the die lands on, I say you're. You are now a mofo.

[Mom]

Can I just ask you. Your eyes were closed while you were describing that? Who were you picturing podcasting with in that moment?

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

And who walked into the room?

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

Well, with my eyes closed, I imagine that is it Marc Maron.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

She's not gonna be doing the show soon, so you gotta get him out of your mind.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

Oh, no, it's never a man. It's never a man. I was closing my eyes. I think it was a beautiful redheaded woman and she was walking in a room and she was covered in blue paint. She had blue paint on her.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

A red headed woman with blue paint. I think maybe this is Mystique from the X Men franchise.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

And she keeps disappearing on.

[Scott Aukerman]

Have you ever seen that Smurf porn that went around for a while? It was like a Dutch. No, it's real.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

That maybe crossed my inbox at some point, but I didn't.

[Scott Aukerman]

Fun for people to Google for dessert after this podcast. But it's real Smurf porn. Go on.

[Mom]

Is it? Because I never saw it. Is it animated or.

[Scott Aukerman]

No, no, it's live action and they didn't have the. The best quality body paint. It seems a lot of transfer.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

Oh, the poor location scout probably had to do a lot of cleaning up after that.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, yeah. So you're worth it though.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Rebecca Romijn or Jennifer Lawrence. Either one.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

I don't know their names.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Are you into her powers or are you just into her looks?

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

I don't know, but she wasn't wearing a bra.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Well, Mystique is famously naked in those films because she's a shape shifter. Shifter. And so when she shape shifts into another character, her body, you know, forms the clothes that that character is wearing.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

Wow. No, it could have been. It could have been.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

But this woman sounds like I'm into her powers more than you.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

This isn't about. You don't need to orgasm. You. We already know.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Do you mind if I think of Rebecca Romijn? And Jennifer Lawrence naked in the mystique Paint I do while I orgasm.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

Scott, open your eyes, please. Open your eyes.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Okay. Oh, all right. Okay. But it. But it's wonderful to have you on. Unfortunately, we're running out of time. We only have time for one final feature on the show, and that is, of course, a little something called plugs. All right. Oh, nice and short, too. That was Gimme Dat by Levi Signs. Thank you so much to Levi Signs. And what do we plug and carry? Obviously the Four Seasons.

[Scott Aukerman]

Ah, the four Seasons on Netflix. Why not?

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Then you're going back into production in September and that takes about three months.

[Scott Aukerman]

You were saying it'll be back out again next year. At the same time.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

At the same time. June, how many seasons do you want to do with this?

[Scott Aukerman]

Till I don't die.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Till you die.

[Scott Aukerman]

I mean, you asked me how. How many do I think there will be? Probably not that many. But wouldn't that be great?

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

It'd be great if, like, it could sort of coincide. You know what I mean? Like the very. The very last episode.

[Scott Aukerman]

I mean, I don't want to live forever, but I would like.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

You have, like, a heart attack on screen.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, and they use it.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

And they use it.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, talk about a Peabody.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

There we go. Anything else in the can that you have coming up?

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, some guest stuff. And then we've got the state documentary, which hopefully will be available to the masses soon.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I would love to watch it. Well, this. I mean, the four seasons is enough. This is a major project. It took months to film.

[Scott Aukerman]

I'm tired from it.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yeah, I would imagine. Yeah. And I love that you're coming here for bride month when it's your summer off.

[Scott Aukerman]

I wouldn't have come, but it is bride month.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yes. Thank you so much. And Michael Lindsey Hogg, what are you plugging?

[Mom]

Well, I want to just chime in on the state. I think you do a screening. You all the state, 600 undersized Samoans all in the audience. We film it. We make a documentary about the documentary screening. It plays Daddy.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Yeah. This is the same idea you pitched the Beatles. And if it wasn't even good enough for the Beatles, why would the state do it? Although some people have called the state the Beatles of comedy.

[Scott Aukerman]

And why did I feel like kind of good about myself that you called me Daddy?

[Mom]

I was like, oh, I tell you, it works. I pitched for years. And look at me where I am now.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Look, you can pitch. It's like asking people out. Eventually you'll get one. Yes.

[Mom]

You miss 100% of the pools you.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Don'T dive in and you miss 99% of the shots that you take.

[Mom]

It's true. We were shooting around right before this. Well, I plugged that big grande. Dan Lippert, Ryan Rosenberg, Drew Tarver, John Mackey are putting out a new series shortly. It's biggrandewebsite.com, you can listen to Mandog podcast, the improv and conversation podcast anywhere. And go to cbbworld.com for Eat, Pray, Dunk, the Bill Walton podcast, and hey, Randy.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

All right, fantastic. And mom, what would you like to plug?

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

Yes, 10th, I'm an improviser on improv.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

You're an improviser. Have you read these books that Michael Lindsey Hogg has read?

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

I have. My favorite is the Del Close one.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

And what was that called?

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

It was called I'm a Man, get out of my Way Guru.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I mean, that's a lot of people's improv styles.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

I really enjoyed that.

[Scott Aukerman]

That one.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

But I. I'm also on Herald Night. That's my number 11. I'm on Herald Night. I'm on a team called Cowboy Mama and we perform every other Monday is at the UCB theater on Franklin in Los Angeles. In Los Angeles. I come all the way from Ohio. Or you can just live stream it.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Fantastic. And I want to plug. Hey, you know Michael, Lindsay Hogg, he mentioned CBB World. Head on over there. You get ad free new episodes of this show. You get gets the Entire archive, all 900 and some odd episodes we've done every live episode we've ever done. Plus new shows like my show Scott hasn't seen, where we watch movies I haven't seen before, which I'm shunting Gillian Jacobs off to. We also have the neighborhood. Listen, we have Collegetown. We have CBB presents with hey Randy and who me with the Batman. So much stuff over there, you really gotta check it out. And it's very, very affordable. We keep the prices down for you. All right, let's close up. The old plug bag. We all have bags and they need some clothes and we need these bags.

[Mom]

Because we're nosing that in. These bags are lots of love.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

So just grab the piece of thread.

[Scott Aukerman]

And.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

And tie it up real tight.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

And then.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Oh, wow, that was Teenage Plug Bag by Frank Burns. Is that the Frank Burns from that television show with all the doctors, the Pit? No.

[Scott Aukerman]

Is it called er?

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

No, I'm thinking of that other one, Mash.

[Scott Aukerman]

The original er.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

The Mash. Yes. Guys, I want to thank you so much. Carrie Pleasure to have you on the show finally.

[Scott Aukerman]

So good to be here. Thank you. Thank you so much.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I'm so sorry that your interview got interrupted by this guy.

[Scott Aukerman]

You know what? I kind of think it was for the better.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

It was meant to be.

[Scott Aukerman]

It was meant to be, in a way.

[Mom]

I beg you for forgiveness. I'm begging for forgiveness. I beg you forgiveness for forgiveness.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

It's not. It's not happening.

[Mom]

Please forgive me.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

I feel like you have a humiliation kink or something like that.

[Mom]

Let me close my eyes.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

Who's walking in? Who's walking in?

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

Dr. Manhattan's walking in from Watchmen. He's another blue guy. He doesn't have red hair, though. It would be a different thing if Dr. Manhattan had red hair. Like, just like a red, curly hair.

[Mom]

Everyone's. That's why he goes off and he's like, I don't understand these people as they're all bullying him for being around.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

They're all making fun of his hair. All right. And mom, thank you so much for being here. And you know what? I hope you get another orgasm. I really think you got to just move into a relationship with a woman.

[Scott Aukerman]

Call us if you do.

[Michael Lindsay Hogg]

I think one is enough for a lifetime.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

That's a good point.

[Mom]

Could you end every guest interview with, I hope you get another orgasm? It's like, have a great day.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

This is what I hire you for. All right. Pick up your paycheck on your way out, okay, Michael?

[Mom]

Hell yeah.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

All right, we'll see you on April 30th, and we'll see everyone next week. Thanks, everyone. Bye.

[Scott Aukerman]

Bye.

[Carrie Kenny Silver]

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