I’ll Allow It, Boobs (Silversun Pickups, Will Hines, Isabella Escalante)

Summary

Comedy Bang Bang: “I’ll Allow It, Boobs”

Podcast: Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast
Host: Scott Aukerman
Date: February 23, 2026
Guests: Silver Sun Pickups (Brian and Nikki), Will Hines as Boobs Rinse, Isabella Escalante, Terry Porch (dating expert)

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Episode Overview

In this rollicking and decidedly LA-centric episode, host Scott Aukerman is joined by alt-rock staples Silver Sun Pickups (Brian and Nikki), who perform acoustic versions of songs from their new album "Tenter Hooks" and reminisce about album-making and bodily misadventures. The open-door policy of CBB brings in new characters: Boobs Rinse, a hilariously ineffectual private investigator with an illustrious and confusing CV, and Terry Porch, a dating expert struggling with matters of the heart (and voice). The conversation swings wildly from behind-the-scenes music talk and local dinner-theater lore to tales of heartbreak, accidental celebrity, and very questionable dating advice.

Tone: Irreverent, silly, occasionally heartfelt, and relentlessly riffy.

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Main Segments, Guests, and Highlights

1. Silver Sun Pickups: Album Talk, Ear Troubles, and Live Performances

The Short Album Discussion

• Timestamps: [02:40]–[04:44]
  • The band’s new LP "Tenter Hooks" is precisely 39 minutes and 22 seconds. Scott and Brian praise albums under 40 minutes, extolling the virtue of brevity:
    • Scott: "Records are not meant to be over 40." [03:39]
  • They celebrate squeezing 10 tracks onto one vinyl, admitting the songs “just felt very impatient.” [04:26]
  • Nikki: "Brian squealed with delight when Butch gave the final." [04:23]

The Infamous Wikipedia Ear Injury

• Timestamps: [04:45]–[08:27]
  • Scott probes a Wikipedia claim that recording stopped abruptly due to Brian’s hospitalization for an eardrum injury.
  • The true story: a gnarly ear infection leads to a hospital stay, a blood transfusion where Brian can “taste someone else’s blood,” and misadministration of ear medication.
    • Brian: "I could taste in the back of my teeth someone else's blood." [06:36]
  • Discrepancy between the brevity of Wikipedia and the meandering reality: "It sounds to me like it was a gradual stop... It was the photo shoot that came to an abrupt stop." [07:36]
  • Playful banter about which parts of the story need adding or fixing on Wikipedia, inciting CBB fans to action.

Butch Vig and the ‘Nevermind’ Gag

• Timestamps: [09:13]–[09:58]
  • Scott needles Brian about longtime producer Butch Vig (of Garbage/Nirvana fame) and whether he claims each Silver Sun Pickups record is “better than Nevermind.”
    • Brian: “He said three times he said it.”
    • Scott: “If I were him, I’d trot that out every record I produced.”

First Musical Performance

• Timestamps: [32:11]–[36:06]
  • Acoustic rendition of "New Wave":
    • “As the we goes on and on…now we’ll face the sun to create one landy raise you…”
  • Absurdity as Boobs Rinse “tails” the band by hiding behind a (literal) bush during the song.

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2. Boobs Rinse: PI, Actor, Landlord, and Unwitting Literary Muse

Meet Boobs Rinse

• Timestamps: [11:20]–[18:22]
  • PI specializing (exclusively?) in Los Feliz. Dutch lineage, name is genuine, takes pride in being called “Boobs.”
  • Boobs: “You gotta go where the passion takes you, and my passion is Los Feliz, Los Angeles.” [12:42]
  • Claims “official jurisdiction” only within Los Feliz, per “tacit” LAPD agreement.

Boobs Rinse’s Colorful CV

• Timestamps: [24:20]–[31:17]
  • Past lives: substitute English teacher obsessed with The Scarlet Letter, Wendy’s employee (“Square burgers…you’re defying nature"), dinner-theater dishwasher/busser.
  • Wild tales of theme-based dinner theatre (Beetle Bailey musical with bad bread, The Fly with “all poop,” Jesus Christ Superstar with BYO miracle beverage).

PI, Roommate, and Literary Theft

• Timestamps: [42:02]–[46:47]
  • Scott realizes Boobs is the subject of “unauthorized” stories by author Bennett Quince, a former (and current) roommate.
  • Roommate is agent, PI for hire, maybe also financial advisor, maybe also Boobs' own double...
  • “Yes, I have a case against Mr. Quince. That’s right.” [42:56]
  • Revelations about being accidentally the lead in an “unauthorized” film adaptation of his life; Boobs admits, “I don’t care about that part of my career.”

Running Gags & Quotes

• “Are you your own landlord?” “I do. I own the building and that's why I've rent controlled it.” [67:53]
• “Nobody’s recognizing me; I’m a method actor.” [67:46]
• “George Lucas–level deal: I get 100% of the merch.” [58:37]

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3. Terry Porch: Dating Expert and Messenger of ‘Down Bad’ Energy

The Dating Grind

• Timestamps: [47:41]–[54:24]
  • A self-proclaimed “dating expert” because he’s been on “hundreds of first dates this year alone...it’s a numbers game, and I’m playing sudoku.” [48:54]
  • Terry’s type: “Beautiful women who don’t have time for a second date.” [49:14]
  • “I used to be a loser, but then I got on Hinge…” [48:33]
  • First date venues: always Barney’s Beanery or Gelson’s Wine Bar (“That’s Los Feliz!”).

Advice in (Mis)Action

• Timestamps: [68:15]–[78:10]
  • Terry helps Scott set up a fictitious dating profile, enthusiastically suggesting opening with “I love doggos,” mass-sending the same lines to multiple matches, “don’t put all your eggs in one conversation.”
  • Terry is undeterred by repeated failures at love: “I think we’re falling in love…they just don’t have time for a second date.”
  • On his wife’s departure: “I ghosted her too much.”

Memorable Moments and Quotes

• Scott: “Have you considered showing up to dates and saying you have laryngitis?” [79:41]
• Terry: "I pretty much am [about to ejaculate]. I haven’t had sex in a while because I’m sick of girls just using me for my body.” [80:25]
• Claims to be “down bad” for multiple “improv podcast” hosts.
• Advice includes: always leave with second date “on the books” (though rarely fulfilled).

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4. Impromptu Bits, Local and Pop Culture References, and Additional Tangents

Dinner Theater, Fast Food, and LA Nostalgia

• Extended riffing on dinner theater bread pairings, odd theme dinners, and the joys (and existential musings) of working at a Wendy’s.
• LA geography and minutiae: “Palermo’s is a hospice,” Little Dom’s, House of Pies, Atwater Village, Gelson’s, Barney’s Beanery.
• Absurd running joke about Boobs' supposed successes in all possible creative fields, yet his deep-seated commitment to private investigating in Los Feliz.

Miscellaneous Chaos

• Multiple characters riffing on being mistaken for or doubling as each other's agents, roommates, financial advisors.
• Song interludes by Silver Sun Pickups (“New Wave,” “The Wreckage,” closing song [95:37]).
• Ongoing talk of accidental stardom, accidentally lucrative contracts, and feigned indifference (“I got paid $87 billion for the rights, but I don’t care about money.” [59:00])

Notable Final Quotes

• Scott: “You are not a private investigator. You haven’t talked about a single case.” [94:23]
• Boobs: “I’ll be here tomorrow.” [94:36]
• Scott: “You own both of the [NBA Finals] teams.” [94:16]
• Boobs: “Through shadow organizations, but I am ultimately the guy who pulls the strings." [94:16]

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Key Timestamps for Core Segments

• [02:40]: Silver Sun Pickups introduced; album discussion
• [04:45]: Brian’s ear infection story
• [09:13]: Butch Vig/“Nevermind” producer jokes
• [11:20]: Boobs Rinse introduction
• [24:20]: Boobs’ colorful job history
• [32:11]/[59:52]/[95:37]: Musical performances
• [42:02]–[46:54]: Boobs Rinse and literary theft discussion
• [47:41]–[54:24]: Terry Porch, dating expert, enters
• [68:15]–[78:10]: Dating advice segment
• [86:41]: Plugs and self-congratulatory madness
• [95:37]: Final Silver Sun Pickups acoustic song

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Notable Quotes & Exchanges

• On Album Length:

  • Brian (SSPU): “How do you feel about a record under 40? I love a record under 40.” [03:35]
  • Scott: “Records are not meant to be over 40.” [03:39]

• On Boobs’ Unusual Career:

  • Boobs: “I guess I sold the rights – $87 billion.” [59:00]
  • Scott: “You’re one of the most successful people who’s been on this show.” [58:22]

• On Dating:

  • Terry: “I’m down bad for you.” [76:33]
  • Terry: “Dating’s a numbers game, and I’m playing sudoku.” [48:54]

• On LA Locales:

  • Boobs: “It’s a private detective’s theme park. It’s a seed of bad behavior…A hotbed of bad behavior." [12:52]

• On Being an Actor/PI/Landlord:

  • Scott: "Are you your own landlord?"
  • Boobs: "I do. I own the building and that's why I've rent controlled it." [67:53]

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Structure Summary

1. Rock Band/Album/Celebrity Interview – fun music nerd talk, album trivia, medical mishaps.
2. Guest Character/PI Comedy Routine – layered identity gags, local-flavor humor, stories that go absolutely nowhere on purpose.
3. Dating “Advice” Segment – subverts expectations by dispensing mostly terrible advice, reflects on modern dating woes.
4. Music Breaks & More Banter – acoustic performances laced with character interruptions and mock “stakeouts.”
5. Plug Bag – the usual CBB chaos, with simulated agent negotiations, gags about industry power moves, and closing musical performances.

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For New Listeners

This episode delivers everything Comedy Bang Bang fans expect: meta jokes, improvisational ping-pong, surreal character work, and a relentless inside-joke vibe. If you’re acquainted with the Silver Sun Pickups, Will Hines’ stable of bizarre PI characters, and the nexus of LA hipsterdom, you’ll catch every local reference. Even if not, the sheer density of gags, bizarre life stories, and infectious banter will keep you laughing (and maybe questioning the meaning of “private investigator”).

Transcript

[Scott Aukerman]

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[Boobs Rinse]

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[Scott Aukerman]

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[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Qualifying credit required.

[Scott Aukerman]

By the tickling of my bum. Something liquid this way comes. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Oh, my goodness.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Nikki (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Wow, you're coming in hot.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

That's hot.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Yeah. Thank you to the Immoral Bard for that catchphrase submission. Thank you to the Immoral Bard.

[Silver Sun Pickups Vocalist]

Thank you.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Question mark.

[Scott Aukerman]

Thank you. Yeah. Thank you, I believe. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang for another week. We have a great show for you today. Coming up a little later, we have a private investigator. I don't know, maybe the. Our other guests need something investigated.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

I think so.

[Scott Aukerman]

It's possible. We'll definitely figure that out. We also have a dating expert. I don't know that anyone at this current team.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

I think your guests need that too. Okay, it's possible.

[Scott Aukerman]

All right. We'll see. But my name is Scott Aerman, by the way, and why don't we get to our guest of honor? Let's Terry no further. As the Immoral Bard once said.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

I believe that guy.

[Scott Aukerman]

Uh, let's just get to them right away. They're entering the exclusive three timers. What? Comedy Bang Bang. Yes.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

This is very important to us. Thank you for texting.

[Nikki (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Thank you.

[Scott Aukerman]

They are musicians. Yep, they are.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Keep going.

[Scott Aukerman]

I guess you could say they're storytellers. If all arts are really about telling stories.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yeah, like the hula, the hips, you know, the hands.

[Scott Aukerman]

They have a new album, Tenter Hooks, which is out right now, and they're currently on tour supporting that record. And they're going to be playing acoustic versions of Their songs on this very show today. Please welcome back to the show Brian and Nikki of Silver Sun Pickup.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

So happy to be here.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yay. How are you guys? Welcome back to the show.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Thank you. Thanks for coming to our show.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yes. I went to see you the other night. It was. Look, there's no better time at the theater than going to see Silver Sun Pickups.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

No better time.

[Scott Aukerman]

You'll get to see a lot of music. You'll hear one joke.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

How long is our album? I'm very curious to think how you feel about this.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay. It is 39 minutes and 22 seconds now.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

How do you feel? You're a time guy.

[Scott Aukerman]

I'm a time. Look, I've always said I'm a time guy.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

I would say you're a lover and an expert.

[Scott Aukerman]

Sure.

[Terry Porch]

I.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

How do you feel about a record under 40? I love a record under 40.

[Scott Aukerman]

Records are not meant to be over 40.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

We worked really hard.

[Scott Aukerman]

Did you.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

To make one vinyl.

[Scott Aukerman]

Did you edit songs or parts of something?

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Nope.

[Scott Aukerman]

You just. When you were writing it, you just timed it out in your head. Like when I go to the grocery store and I do all the math of like. Okay, I think. I think all of these groceries come to $125.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yeah. It's not as stressful.

[Scott Aukerman]

I do a Top Chef star.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yeah. Not as stressful as that. We did for reals want. Hoping for a kind of tight about 10 song record.

[Scott Aukerman]

How many we got, by the way?

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

There's 10, count them, 10.

[Scott Aukerman]

And a lot of under four. There's a two minute.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

We were honestly stunned. Yeah.

[Nikki (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Brian squealed with delight when Butch gave the final.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

We kept doing the time, like. And we didn't. We weren't like. We weren't writing the songs with that in mind. We were just hoping it would come out. But honestly, I think we were just feeling what we were feeling like they were pretty. The songs just felt very impatient.

[Scott Aukerman]

Amazing. Well, yeah, it was a great show and it's a really good album. And the perfect time.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

It is the perfect time.

[Scott Aukerman]

And one thing, I was on the Wikipedia page for the record, just searching desperately for anything to talk to you about. And here's the one thing that the Wikipedia page says about the record. It says the recording process for this album came to an abrupt stop when lead singer Brian Albert was admitted to the hospital after suffering an eardrum injury in early 2025. Yeah.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Tell us this story as it's the only thing of interest of this.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yeah. I mean, I feel like Wikipedia got the gist of it.

[Scott Aukerman]

I mean, oh, that's all there is.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

I mean, I got an ear infection.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, it was an infection. It wasn't from like listening to nausea or anything?

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

No, wasn't. It wasn't for riding lightning, you know, it was just a really bad ear infection that I got that clogged my ear and my ear started oozing in an insane way, like, oozing.

[Nikki (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Do you want to describe?

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yeah, I would say it's pussy. Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

Was it clear, ish or milky?

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

It was clear. Sometimes milky. It was constant and it was.

[Scott Aukerman]

It was constant.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Kind of fascinating. And then finally it just was hurting so much that I thought I would be in a grown up. And I went to the emergency room and they said, oh, you're gonna need antibiotics. So they gave me some stuff and they gave me ibuprofen and I started to drip this stuff in my ear for a week or two. And the pain was so insane still that I started the ibuprofen, cut a hole in my stomach. So I lost all this blood.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, it turned into a stomach problem as well.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yeah. So then I had to get immediately rushed to the hospital and had a blood transfusion. And then they said, oh, you should be on antibiotics. And I said, well, what are these? They're like, those are steroids. I was like, oh, I don't even have the right medication. Wow. So then they gave me antibiotics and it started to feel a little bit better. But the blood transfusion was kind of fascinating because I could taste in the back of my teeth someone else's blood.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, really? Oh, you can. You can taste someone else's blood. How did it taste? Did you like it? Did you get the taste for blood?

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Like, honestly, I mean, not the first go, but maybe a second go. I would probably get a little bit of a. You know, it'd be interesting if you

[Scott Aukerman]

track down whose blood it was. And you were like, I have some more of your blood. I'm kind of used to it now.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

I do. I didn't love it, really.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, okay.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

It was. But I didn't. I didn't like, hate it either.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

And then the ear people would just say, you're free to go. What are you still doing here? And I go, okay, get up. And then the blood people come, go, what are you doing? Getting up, back down. And it was like, please talk to each other.

[Scott Aukerman]

The ear and the blood people, in any hospital, they don't get along.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

They are serious rivals.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

But the blood people won out. You stayed there.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

They did win out. Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

And so there for quite a while. The recording process came to an abrupt stop. How. This doesn't sound abrupt.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

True. Nikki, why did you write it?

[Scott Aukerman]

Sounds to me like you were.

[Nikki (Silver Sun Pickups)]

I don't think.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Nikki, aren't you in charge of our Wikipedia?

[Nikki (Silver Sun Pickups)]

I don't know how to do that.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Why did you put that in there?

[Nikki (Silver Sun Pickups)]

I'm not an approved Wikipedia.

[Scott Aukerman]

It sounds to me like it was a gradual stop. Are you at Wikipedia?

[Nikki (Silver Sun Pickups)]

I think it just was like, Brian's like, oh, well, because we were doing a photo shoot, and then Brian's like, I have to go to the emergency room.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Well, to be honest.

[Scott Aukerman]

So it sounds like a photo shoot came to an abrupt stop.

[Terry Porch]

Recording.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

The only thing that came to abrupt stop is the photo shoot we were on.

[Boobs Rinse]

Okay?

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

We already not recording.

[Scott Aukerman]

Comedy Bang Bang. W. Wiki. Editors out there. We got to change this wiki.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

I need you to change everything.

[Scott Aukerman]

Unite.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

We need your. Will you please say this record is Aerman. Timestamped, approved.

[Scott Aukerman]

Thank you. Yes. And you can link, you know, the footnote can link back to this episode?

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

I think so. Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, that's a terrible story.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

You know what?

[Scott Aukerman]

That went on along a little bit longer than the Wikipedia version. Yeah, Wikipedia got it right, I think.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Do you understand now why now you feel a little respectful? For what?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, I think the editors knew what they were doing when they cut it down a bit.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

But they gave me a hearing test, and I was really surprised how well my hearing was. Like, they said, oh, you know, for your age, it's not so bad. And I thought, wow, okay. That's astonishing for how much I've actually.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's right. You are 78 years old. I should mention you're an elderly gentleman.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yeah. But I feel good.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. You look great.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

I look okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

Tenterhooks is out now, and if you're looking for a short, short album that just packs. There's a lot of notes in. In this record, right?

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Do you. Do you try to put every single note in there, like, that's in on the piano?

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

You know what I mean? Like, all 88 keys. You try to use all those notes.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yeah. You keep a list, you know, and you kind of mark it down. Butch is really good about that.

[Scott Aukerman]

Butch Big is the.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Of course, our friend and producer band Garbage. He's done a lot of things.

[Scott Aukerman]

He's in Garbage. He produced the classic Nirvana.

[Boobs Rinse]

Never.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

That's right. Heard of it.

[Scott Aukerman]

Mm. And does he ever say to you guys, like, he's done three records for you. Has he ever said to you this one's better than Nevermind. Yeah, because I honestly think this one's better than Never Mind.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

He said three times he said it.

[Scott Aukerman]

Every record you put out. Wow.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

He said like this. Finally he said.

[Scott Aukerman]

And you go, no, no, you said it about the last one too.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

He's like, yeah, well, if I were

[Scott Aukerman]

him, I would trot that out every record I produced.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

He did say that. Yeah, like, this is way better than mind, dude.

[Scott Aukerman]

We'll go see Silver.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

He says that all the time, though. We go see movies and stuff. He goes, this dude, this movie.

[Scott Aukerman]

A quiet place. This is better than Nirvana. Never mind.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Way better than Never Mind.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, it's a great record. Go see Silverstone pickup on tour right now. You can find all the [e-mail] I'm assuming Wikipedia. Go. Please change their Wikipedia about this photo shoot situation.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

You can find information about us online and you can enter information.

[Nikki (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yeah. You can edit it all you want.

[Scott Aukerman]

The Internet is like a one for you, one for me situation, Right? Any. Anything you learn on the Internet, I feel like you should add something that other people can learn. It's like, take a penny, leave a penny.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

That's what it is. That's what the Internet is.

[Scott Aukerman]

Anytime I go on Wikipedia and I read someone's entry, I start a Wikipedia page on someone else. They hate me there.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Teela is actually not the sorceress Teela.

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't know what that is.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

He.

[Silver Sun Pickups Vocalist]

Man.

[Scott Aukerman]

All right, well, we need to get to our next guest.

[Boobs Rinse]

Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

He is. He's a private investigator. Do you have any sort of PI work that you guys need?

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yeah, yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Do you have nosy neighbors or that you wanna.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Or.

[Scott Aukerman]

Or you want to have, like, your wife followed or.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

I wanna. Yeah. I'm gonna investigate some of my son's friends.

[Commercial Voiceover]

Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

How old is your son?

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

10.

[Scott Aukerman]

All right, well, we'll see if he'll. If he can help. I'm pleased. Welcome to the show for the first time. Boobs rinse.

[Boobs Rinse]

Hey, how you doing, Scott? Pleasure to be here.

[Scott Aukerman]

Hey, great to. This is Brian.

[Boobs Rinse]

Call me Boobs.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Hi, Boobs.

[Scott Aukerman]

Do I have to. Can I just introduce you that one time and then say, like, sort of gesture to you? Do I have to say your name all the time?

[Boobs Rinse]

You don't have to, but I would take it as a sign of friendship and familiarity, I think.

[Scott Aukerman]

I mean, if it comes up, I'll say it.

[Boobs Rinse]

Let's just leave it out there as an option. If you wish to call me Boobs, it's out there for you.

[Scott Aukerman]

I mean, it Is your name. So why would I call you anything else?

[Boobs Rinse]

So it would be weird for you not to do it.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

I feel like most people would call you Boobs.

[Boobs Rinse]

I love it.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Do you come from a long line of rinses?

[Boobs Rinse]

I do, yeah. Long line of rinses. Dutch. Dutch lineage.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Beautiful.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah, it's a Dutch lineage.

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't. I don't believe I introduced Nikki as well.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Nikki.

[Nikki (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Hi, Booby.

[Scott Aukerman]

Hey.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

I love you.

[Nikki (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Can I call you Booby?

[Boobs Rinse]

You guys.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

You guys are friendly.

[Boobs Rinse]

That's. That's that. I'm. I'm. I'm a flush with intimacy.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Okay. We got two blushes.

[Boobs Rinse]

That's very. That's a two.

[Scott Aukerman]

Got a blush and a flush.

[Boobs Rinse]

Flush. And a flesh. Good to meet you, Nikki.

[Scott Aukerman]

So great to have you on the show, Mr. Rinse.

[Boobs Rinse]

Is it?

[Scott Aukerman]

I think so.

[Boobs Rinse]

It's optimistic of you to say.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, I. I, you know, I mean, I'm. I'm happy anytime anyone shows up. Honestly, I never know why anyone does.

[Boobs Rinse]

Well, it's my pleasure to be here.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, great. All right.

[Boobs Rinse]

Trying to get my name out there a little bit more. Try to get some more cases.

[Scott Aukerman]

Trying to get cases. Okay. Yeah.

[Boobs Rinse]

I work in Los Feliz, the Los Feliz neighborhood of Los Angeles. Pretty exclusively.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Pretty crime.

[Scott Aukerman]

Why I would think that. Well, I was private investigator. You would sort of go.

[Boobs Rinse]

Technically, I could work anywhere. But you gotta go where the passion takes you. And my passion is Los Feliz, Los Angeles.

[Scott Aukerman]

What do you like about Los Feliz?

[Boobs Rinse]

Everything. It's a. It's a private detectives theme park. It's a seed of bad behavior.

[Terry Porch]

It's.

[Boobs Rinse]

Wait. It's a hotbed of bad behavior.

[Scott Aukerman]

Not a seed.

[Boobs Rinse]

It's not a seed. It's a hotbed of bad behavior.

[Scott Aukerman]

I guess you could plant seeds in the hotbed, and it was seeds of

[Boobs Rinse]

bad behavior planted in the garden of Los Feliz.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Boobs Rinse]

And fruit is blooming. Fruit of sin is blooming.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, I need you to work on that for the next time you come in.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

That's fair.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah, I'll get that smoothed out.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Okay, good.

[Boobs Rinse]

So I'm passionate about that area. So I was. I was. I was born and raised in Los Feliz.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, that's great. Oh, really?

[Nikki (Silver Sun Pickups)]

In the Costco parking lot or.

[Terry Porch]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Do they have hospitals there?

[Boobs Rinse]

Well, they don't, no. I was born. My midwife Jula was in the house of pies. I was born in the house. House of pies. Los Feliz.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

I thought the Palermos acted like sometimes

[Boobs Rinse]

as a I bet you they do.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

As a hospital.

[Boobs Rinse]

Like could be.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

No, it was a hospice.

[Boobs Rinse]

The Palermo's Italian restaurant be would be a great hospice.

[Scott Aukerman]

These are all local references for anyone who don't. Doesn't live in.

[Boobs Rinse]

This is as general.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Everybody knows those places.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, okay. You're right.

[Boobs Rinse]

This is as accessible as I get. We're getting more niche.

[Scott Aukerman]

Can I ask you a question? If.

[Boobs Rinse]

If. Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

If you were tailing someone, which I think is PI lingo, I tail following

[Boobs Rinse]

someone all the time.

[Scott Aukerman]

Right. So you know what I'm saying.

[Boobs Rinse]

Exactly.

[Scott Aukerman]

If you were tailing someone, and I do, and they were to leave Los Feliz and go into Silver Lake, I

[Boobs Rinse]

stopped right at the border. Right at the border stop. Right. I respect. I really have only have official jurisdiction in Los Feliz.

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't know that you have jurisdiction necessarily.

[Boobs Rinse]

Well, I went to the Los Angeles Police Department and said, where do I have jurisdiction? And after several back and forths, they tacitly agreed that it's Los Feliz only.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Wow.

[Boobs Rinse]

Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

All right.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Have you ever traveled outside of Los Fields?

[Boobs Rinse]

I have, as I've traveled outside of many times.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Like, were you at Water Village?

[Boobs Rinse]

I'll go to Atwater Village sometimes.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Boobs Rinse]

Head into Hollywood sometimes. Yeah, sure.

[Scott Aukerman]

About a little. A little further away. Like a Pismo Beach?

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah, sometimes. If it's pretty exotic travels, you know, more Glendale and Pasadena is more my style. I'll summer in Pasadena.

[Scott Aukerman]

Would you go to San Luis Obispo and see these guys at the Fremont?

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yeah. Would you?

[Boobs Rinse]

I'd love to. Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

I'd be.

[Boobs Rinse]

I'd be off the clock. I wouldn't be doing any private investigating then. That would just be boobs rinse on vacation.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

You could tail us.

[Boobs Rinse]

Really? I actually had hired to tail people a lot.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Does it. If we. If we ask you to tail us, does that kind of count as tail?

[Scott Aukerman]

And what about carrying their gear as well? Could you maybe do that if you're tailing them?

[Boobs Rinse]

Hey, if you're paying me to tell you while I'm lugging around your musical equipment, then that's private.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

And we have a lighting person that has sort of a BO problem. Will you. Will you let him stay in your car with you?

[Boobs Rinse]

If that's okay? If I deputize him to go on a stakeout with me to watch you guys, then yes, I would, as long as it's detective.

[Scott Aukerman]

If it's a stakeout in there, like, say, performing at a place like the Fremont in San Luis.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

That's right.

[Scott Aukerman]

And you just go Watch them perform. You consider that to be a stakeout?

[Boobs Rinse]

I just normally don't go outside of Los Feliz. But for you guys in the balcony,

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

you could stake out, right?

[Boobs Rinse]

I could stake out of the balcony, sure.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. You could bring some Banox.

[Boobs Rinse]

Bring some Banox.

[Scott Aukerman]

Get a notebook, walkie talkie, sunflower seeds.

[Boobs Rinse]

Get a what? Yeah.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

How long you've been doing?

[Boobs Rinse]

Cup of coffee? Oh, gosh, I've been at it seven years.

[Scott Aukerman]

I mean, for a man your age.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah, I'm in my mid-50s. Been at it.

[Scott Aukerman]

You seem to be like almost 56. Good on.

[Boobs Rinse]

It's a really good. Really good. Incredibly like it seems.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Sounds like you're a P.I.

[Boobs Rinse]

yeah. You'd be good at this.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, but I mean, you. I mean, seven years.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

That doesn't seem like a long time for you. I mean, it's a late start.

[Boobs Rinse]

I've gotten a lot of living in those seven years.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Boobs Rinse]

Got a lot of.

[Scott Aukerman]

Detective Miles, can I ask what you were doing?

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yeah.

[Boobs Rinse]

Substitute English teacher.

[Scott Aukerman]

Substitute.

[Boobs Rinse]

Specializing in the Scarlet Letter.

[Scott Aukerman]

Just that one book?

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah, I worked it in every class.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Can I.

[Scott Aukerman]

Can I ask a question? I've always wondered this.

[Boobs Rinse]

Have you?

[Scott Aukerman]

What. What was the letter?

[Boobs Rinse]

Do you really want to know the real answer?

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yeah.

[Boobs Rinse]

It was the letter A.

[Scott Aukerman]

Why?

[Boobs Rinse]

Adultery.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Really?

[Boobs Rinse]

Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

Wow. And who would wear something like that? That's.

[Boobs Rinse]

Well, it wasn't like a fashion choice. The priest was cursed with a rash of the letter, and then the. And then Hester Prynne was forced to wear it as a sign of her adultery.

[Scott Aukerman]

You can't just say the priest was cursed with a rash of the letter. His name escapes us all to know what you're talking about. What does that mean in the.

[Boobs Rinse]

In the story of the Scarlet Letter, Hester Prynne has had cheated on her husband with an unknown man and is forced to wear an A to let the town know that she is a sinner. But it was with the local priest and whose name escapes me. And when it is found out that he is the partner, he dies. And when they rip off his shirt, he has a rash of an A on his chest.

[Scott Aukerman]

So it's like a book about magic? Like Harry Potter or something?

[Boobs Rinse]

Not really the focus. It's not the way the A appeared.

[Scott Aukerman]

I mean, it sounds magical.

[Boobs Rinse]

It does. It's hard to explain physiologically. It's more of a metaphor of guilt and shame.

[Scott Aukerman]

Maybe she was rubbing up against him.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

That's what I kind of got like,

[Boobs Rinse]

while they were humping.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Well, now that you're a P.I. how do you see that differently.

[Boobs Rinse]

The way I see it is this. They descend into a missionary position, appropriate for a man of the cloth, very Los Feliz style. And she's still wearing her dress with the A on it because it gets him hot, because it reminds him that he's sinning. And they're thumping their sternums with such force that the A from her embroidered adultery letter rashes his chest, imprints on imprints on him. Like a silly putty.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. So what I said what you said. Yeah.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

What?

[Boobs Rinse]

I'm stealing your idea.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

That's very much what you said.

[Boobs Rinse]

Exactly what you said.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

But it was more color.

[Scott Aukerman]

You said it more like a substitute English teacher.

[Boobs Rinse]

Thank you so much. Although I left that life behind, so. No, thank you.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Can't take it out of you, though.

[Scott Aukerman]

Why? Just that one book.

[Boobs Rinse]

What's that?

[Scott Aukerman]

Why?

[Boobs Rinse]

Just slow down.

[Scott Aukerman]

That one book.

[Boobs Rinse]

Okay, hang on now. You're going so slow. I. I can't. Can you speed it up? Split the diff.

[Scott Aukerman]

Why that one book?

[Boobs Rinse]

Because I love it.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, okay. But there are other books, and I haven't read substitute English.

[Boobs Rinse]

I've never been able to get through another book.

[Scott Aukerman]

Really? How far have you gotten into, like, let's.

[Boobs Rinse]

Great Gatsby, 25 pages. Yeah. Catcher in the Rye, 78 pages.

[Scott Aukerman]

I mean, that's almost all.

[Nikki (Silver Sun Pickups)]

That's pretty much the one.

[Boobs Rinse]

Is that right?

[Scott Aukerman]

It's pretty short.

[Boobs Rinse]

I do it on Kindle, so I don't know what's coming.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, with the big font, though.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah, big font.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, okay. So the 78.

[Boobs Rinse]

It might not be that far.

[Scott Aukerman]

78 is actually maybe about three pages.

[Boobs Rinse]

Really?

[Scott Aukerman]

With that big font?

[Boobs Rinse]

I mean, I got two letters per page.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Boobs Rinse]

Okay. Two letters per page. 78 pages of the Catcher and the Rye. I know that he doesn't like phonies, and that's pretty much all I've gotten. As it gets Great Gatsby, I don't see what's so great about him. And I'm not even sure he's in the book yet.

[Scott Aukerman]

So you were fired?

[Boobs Rinse]

Okay, so you were tired of books? I was not fired. I left voluntarily after I was asked to do so.

[Scott Aukerman]

What. What happened with just you? Your lack of knowledge about any other book or.

[Boobs Rinse]

What?

[Scott Aukerman]

Is there a certain thing that happened?

[Boobs Rinse]

I. Well, first of all, I did get into fights with the. With the regular English teachers for not following curriculum.

[Scott Aukerman]

Usually you don't see them. You're replacing them on.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yes. They would call me in.

[Scott Aukerman]

There'd be a little overlap.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yeah.

[Boobs Rinse]

I would ask to come in the day before and shadow. I want to see how they do it.

[Scott Aukerman]

And this is how your. Your love of tailing people.

[Boobs Rinse]

That's right. So I was. Wow, thank you. This is good.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Boobs Rinse]

For answering my questions for me. I am not above stealing other people's ideas. And here we go. So, yes, I'd be hired to substitute English teach. And I would come in a day early to shadow and get a mimic and see, really see the vibe of the existing.

[Scott Aukerman]

Try to see how they walked, how they talked.

[Terry Porch]

How they talk.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah. What coffee do they have? They have milk. Do they have no milk? Do they like to chit chat with people in the break room or do they hang out on their own and read a newspaper, newspaper on their phones or paper, paper, newspaper, paper, paper, newspaper. So then I would do that and then, you know, then I would. They would leave their instructions over what to teach. I would ignore it, focus solely on

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

the scarlet letter, no matter what age.

[Boobs Rinse]

What age? Third grade. If I was substitute teaching third grade, we got right into the Scarlett. And if they didn't know what sex was, I told them.

[Silver Sun Pickups Vocalist]

Yeah.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

They got to learn somehow.

[Boobs Rinse]

They say I'm just telling the truth about. I don't see what's wrong with that. They got to find out sometime.

[Scott Aukerman]

So you were basically teaching sex ed while being sort of an amateur sex editor?

[Boobs Rinse]

I guess.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Brian, Sex ed danger.

[Boobs Rinse]

I mean, I was what I see it as giving them backstory to the Scarlet driver's ed. I would do driver's ed sometimes. Anything.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

But you go.

[Boobs Rinse]

You would use scarlet Letter? Yeah, we would only work on stop sign.

[Commercial Voiceover]

That's great.

[Scott Aukerman]

So you, you got fired?

[Boobs Rinse]

I got fired. I got asked to.

[Scott Aukerman]

You stepped down?

[Boobs Rinse]

I got asked.

[Scott Aukerman]

And you agreed. And so then.

[Boobs Rinse]

And then, yes, I realized that shadowing people and learning their inner workings through watching and observing from behind bushes, from behind bush.

[Scott Aukerman]

You were doing that to the teachers?

[Boobs Rinse]

I would bring in a bush to the classroom and hide behind. I didn't want to disturb the class.

[Scott Aukerman]

Sure. I would imagine if someone was peeking out from behind a bush, you would

[Boobs Rinse]

call more attention to themselves.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, I would think so.

[Boobs Rinse]

You'd think so. I would. One out of sight, out of mind.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Public schools.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah. Initially, yes. It would cause a lot of consternation as I drag in a huge potted

[Scott Aukerman]

plant or you're dragging it in while the kids were still there.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah, I'd like come in halfway through the day. Like I just needed half the day to shadow these teachers, but.

[Scott Aukerman]

So you're lazy as well.

[Boobs Rinse]

I wouldn't call it lazy. Let's say efficient. Let's say efficient.

[Scott Aukerman]

I think if I say, like, hey, I'm going to shadow you today. I would expect to be there right when the teacher gets there. If I was a teacher, I'd be like, this motherfucker's coming in, like, half a day.

[Boobs Rinse]

Well, to be honest, they were not expecting any shadowing, so even a half day's worth of shadow threw them for a loop. Although some of them liked it.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yeah.

[Boobs Rinse]

Really, A lot of these teachers are lonely. They like attention, so they're sort of like. They like to perform in front of people. Some of them really hammed it up.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Boobs Rinse]

Some of the teachers would be really getting in.

[Scott Aukerman]

I saw the movie Sliver. I know this kind of behavior.

[Boobs Rinse]

Okay, well, I didn't.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Sliver.

[Scott Aukerman]

They like being watched, right?

[Boobs Rinse]

Yes, that's right. Some of them, yes. There was a Mrs. Strauss who was an English teacher that I later became friends with, but at first was enemies and really just not enemies. Strangers.

[Scott Aukerman]

Those are two very different things.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yes. I got it wrong. I had the. I. I. We could. We went through a frenemies phase.

[Scott Aukerman]

Really? And then where did you end up? Where are you now? You're friends now. So you went from. You went from strangers.

[Boobs Rinse]

Strangers, enemies, frenemies, friends.

[Scott Aukerman]

Wow, that's a great. I love that arc.

[Boobs Rinse]

Do you?

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yeah. Yeah. It ends nice.

[Boobs Rinse]

Anyway, she really hammed it up, and I called her out on it from behind the bush. I was like, a little less.

[Scott Aukerman]

I would say, just throw it away.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah. Just, you know, don't think about it too much.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

How long did it take for all the kids to get over your name?

[Scott Aukerman]

Would you say boobs or just go, Mr. Rinse.

[Boobs Rinse]

Honestly, a lot of the reaction from these kids, you'd think they would love it, but they were like, you sound like you're trying a little hard, and they would not.

[Scott Aukerman]

You sound like you're trying to be fun.

[Boobs Rinse]

Really Putting a comedy forward. Name Desperation.

[Scott Aukerman]

It's more. It's more like desperate and thirsty.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yeah.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah, exactly. Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

Than it is.

[Boobs Rinse]

Did you say it a lot?

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Up. Because cushion and, like, slip on a banana peel sometimes.

[Boobs Rinse]

If that's what it took to charm the kids. But the name. You'd say. I was like, you guys are gonna love this. My name is Boobs Rinse. Silence from the children.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Crickets.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah. The public school kids, they know what's cool.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Boobs Rinse]

And they knew that I wasn't Mickey. It was harsh. It was a rough time teaching high school.

[Scott Aukerman]

No. 6, 7 is not cool.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Exactly. I learned that from my child.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah, yeah. And this is all before six seven was the thing.

[Scott Aukerman]

This was pre six seven. Because this was seven, six or seven years ago.

[Boobs Rinse]

That's right, exactly.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Post 9 11.

[Boobs Rinse]

My current life is post 9 11. And I guess post six seven also right now. Yeah, but my teaching career was pre six seven.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Pre six seven.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Post 9 11. Pre 9 11.

[Boobs Rinse]

It was post 9 11.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. How many years did you teach?

[Boobs Rinse]

25.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

He's a numbers guy.

[Scott Aukerman]

25.

[Boobs Rinse]

Substitute teaching seven years ago.

[Scott Aukerman]

So you started at 24.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Here we go. That's right.

[Scott Aukerman]

24 years old. What were you doing before then?

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Watch the magic.

[Boobs Rinse]

Let me check my resume. It's been a while. Oh yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Any, like fast food jobs or anything like that?

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah, I worked at a Wendy's for a little while and a dishwasher for a dinner theater.

[Scott Aukerman]

Would you say, sir, this is a Wendy's?

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah, I would say that, yes. And this is pre. That being a thing.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay. So people were confused, unironic. Yeah.

[Boobs Rinse]

They were just like, we know that.

[Scott Aukerman]

We know we should sign.

[Boobs Rinse]

It's very clear where we are. Be like, well, sir, this is a Wendy's.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

You were. So you must have worked in one of Los Feliz.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah, this was all in Los Feliz. It used to be Wendy's in Los Feliz.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, I remember those golden years.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah. Before there was a Brown Derby.

[Scott Aukerman]

1993. 1993.

[Boobs Rinse]

The Golden Years.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yeah.

[Boobs Rinse]

93. Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

You make those square burgers?

[Boobs Rinse]

Sure did. Sure did.

[Scott Aukerman]

Was that fun?

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yeah, I was great.

[Scott Aukerman]

Because I've only made the round ones.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yeah.

[Boobs Rinse]

Making the square ones is good. Cuz you're defying nature.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

God did not mean for men to play God.

[Boobs Rinse]

And yet we do. When we shape these burgers with unnatural.

[Scott Aukerman]

In our own image.

[Boobs Rinse]

In our own image. Square is a circle.

[Nikki (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Is a circle a natural?

[Boobs Rinse]

Well, if you. If you smush a patty, it sort of naturally becomes a circle.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Boobs Rinse]

So in that way it is like it. The patty tends toward a circle result. And to force it into a neat square like shape is very.

[Scott Aukerman]

It doesn't want to go there either.

[Boobs Rinse]

Very human.

[Scott Aukerman]

It resists.

[Boobs Rinse]

It resists. Yet if you defy God and shape the hamburger meat into a square. Ah, the power I'd feel.

[Scott Aukerman]

Boops. Boop, Boobs. Boobs.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Hey, boobs.

[Boobs Rinse]

We're friends. Thank you. Anyway, I did that for a while and then I was a dishwasher for a dinner theater. And then I back up.

[Scott Aukerman]

I want to hear about this.

[Boobs Rinse]

What? Dishwasher for a dinner Theater.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

This sounds fascinating.

[Boobs Rinse]

It's an incredibly boring job. It's busy before the rush and after the rush, and that's it. Okay. It was a dinner theater right outside of Los Feliz.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Right outside of Los Feliz, yeah.

[Boobs Rinse]

Well, I didn't have my strict jurisdiction rules back then.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's true.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

You didn't.

[Boobs Rinse]

There was a dinner theater in Atwater Village. People have forgotten about it, but they did a lot of regional favorites.

[Scott Aukerman]

Like what?

[Boobs Rinse]

Like regional troops would come in and do their shows.

[Scott Aukerman]

Right. And then the dinner theater is where people eat during the performance while they're watching the show. You guys think about that? The Silverstone pickups. Do you ever think about, like, doing. Doing dinner during some of your shows?

[Nikki (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Sometimes I think about eating.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Nikki would prefer to have dinner during the show.

[Scott Aukerman]

We definitely take a dinner break where, like. But you guys are visible.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

We've done some shows where it sometimes felt like it was dinner theater where you feel like, oh, the front row is really eaten and.

[Scott Aukerman]

But you got boobs. Rinse here. Yeah, he's. Were you busing as well, or were you?

[Boobs Rinse]

I did a little busing.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Boobs Rinse]

Busing and dishwashing.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

What's your favorite between those two?

[Boobs Rinse]

I was more of a dishwasher.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

That's what I figured.

[Boobs Rinse]

The steam.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yeah, it's like.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, it's good for the pores.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah. Yeah. You're just. You're over this hot water all the time. It's kind of very soothing. You just get lost in the dishes.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Busting is just like.

[Boobs Rinse]

Busting is a little bit like. You have a lot of interaction with the customers.

[Scott Aukerman]

What interaction with the customers are you having when you're buying?

[Boobs Rinse]

Can you get me some more bread? I'm like, hey, I'm not the waiter.

[Scott Aukerman]

Hey, why not get him more bread? Yeah, why don't you just get them?

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

You're going in there once you start.

[Boobs Rinse]

Because I would try to do that. Then you're. Then you're on the hook.

[Scott Aukerman]

You're not a bread guy.

[Boobs Rinse]

No, I'm not a bread.

[Scott Aukerman]

You don't like bread?

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Gluten free.

[Boobs Rinse]

I wouldn't say it's about the bread. It's more just about getting jobs that I wasn't on. Signed up to do.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

What kind of food was it?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, what kind of bread were you serving at this time?

[Boobs Rinse]

Sometimes I can't remember. Be a basket of assorted breads for the dinner theme.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Would they theme it to the show?

[Boobs Rinse]

Sometimes.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Wow.

[Scott Aukerman]

So, like, give us an example.

[Boobs Rinse]

Okay.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

They're doing the Scarlet Three Examples.

[Boobs Rinse]

Okay. They did the musical Beetle Bailey.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Beetle Bailey.

[Scott Aukerman]

What is this?

[Boobs Rinse]

There was a musical based on the comics.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

This is true.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

Wow.

[Boobs Rinse]

There was a musical, Beetle Bailey.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yes.

[Boobs Rinse]

It's true.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

That's amazing.

[Boobs Rinse]

And it did a couple of regional tours, and they did it at the Atwater Dinner Theater.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Boobs Rinse]

And so for that bread, it was RX brand white bread. Like the kind that you might get if you were on an army base. Like, yeah, like rations.

[Scott Aukerman]

And this was explained to people.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

Because I took so long, I would be. I would be upset. I mean, I know the white.

[Boobs Rinse]

They were upset.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. It wasn't just white bread.

[Boobs Rinse]

It was bad. It was, you know, poorly bad. Deliberately bad. Bad in the way that an army rations would be.

[Scott Aukerman]

And so when people would deliver this to the table, they would say, like, by the way, this is intentionally bad.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yeah. Farm to table.

[Boobs Rinse]

Before you complain, this is in the style of army rations, as in theme with the play you have chosen to see tonight.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

And they'd still ask you for more of it.

[Boobs Rinse]

They'd be like, well, I didn't. Give me the good stuff. I know you've got good stuff back there.

[Scott Aukerman]

You probably did have good stuff.

[Boobs Rinse]

We had plenty of good stuff back there. I was like, I can't. This is the direction of the artistic director of this theater. I can only bring the rations, you know, and I don't want to.

[Scott Aukerman]

And I'm like, look, I'm just the

[Boobs Rinse]

dishwasher and the busboy.

[Scott Aukerman]

Leave me alone. Were you serving MREs as well?

[Boobs Rinse]

Yes. Yes. Ready to eat. Yeah, Meals ready.

[Scott Aukerman]

I know what it stands for.

[Boobs Rinse]

I'm just saying it for the people listening.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

We don't know what you said.

[Scott Aukerman]

Meals ready to eat. Yeah.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Mre.

[Boobs Rinse]

It's an MRE thing. It's like freeze dried.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Nikki did some time at Marie Calendars.

[Scott Aukerman]

So did I. Oh, you did?

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yeah.

[Nikki (Silver Sun Pickups)]

What did you do there?

[Scott Aukerman]

I was a waiter and a host.

[Nikki (Silver Sun Pickups)]

I was a cashier host.

[Scott Aukerman]

Really?

[Nikki (Silver Sun Pickups)]

And I was in the bakery section. I did everything there.

[Scott Aukerman]

You did everything? Yeah. Did you ever think that maybe you'd just stay there.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Your whole life.

[Nikki (Silver Sun Pickups)]

But then I went on a study abroad program. I saved up all my money, and then.

[Scott Aukerman]

Wow.

[Nikki (Silver Sun Pickups)]

And then now here we are.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Yeah, you can cut.

[Nikki (Silver Sun Pickups)]

That's where I met Bright Brows.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. We don't want another situation of, like, the Brian's ear situation.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yeah, we don't. We don't.

[Nikki (Silver Sun Pickups)]

And then my nose started pussing.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, okay.

[Nikki (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Now we're cooking into the blueberry.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Didn't you say, like, nobody Wanted dessert until you told them it was free.

[Nikki (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Oh, yeah, because we had a special at a. What, from like four to five or whatever, and you got a free.

[Scott Aukerman]

Free dessert.

[Nikki (Silver Sun Pickups)]

So every time I would be like, oh, would you be interested in some strawberry pie? They're like, oh, no, I'm too full. Like, well, it comes with your meal. Like, oh, yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, of course.

[Nikki (Silver Sun Pickups)]

I love it with extra whipped cream.

[Scott Aukerman]

Now, that cost.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah, we should have tried that with the Beetle Bailey bread.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. So, I mean.

[Boobs Rinse]

Two more quick examples.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, two more.

[Boobs Rinse]

There was a musical of the fly.

[Scott Aukerman]

The. The David Cronenberg version or the David

[Boobs Rinse]

version, not the Vincent Price version.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, so Brundle Fly.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

The gooey one.

[Boobs Rinse]

Brundle Fly. That's right. Jeff Goldblum's character.

[Scott Aukerman]

Sure.

[Boobs Rinse]

And the special food.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, no, I said it. Yeah, go ahead.

[Boobs Rinse]

That's okay. Was all poop.

[Scott Aukerman]

What?

[Boobs Rinse]

Oh, just poop.

[Nikki (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Just poop is the next one.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

You had to puke on it to, like, dissolve it. Was that.

[Boobs Rinse]

We were expecting the customers to do that. We're like, if you're really into the story, we expect.

[Scott Aukerman]

We know that you. We want to see you hover above

[Boobs Rinse]

it, puke on it, and then eat that.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

I'm a little worried about this dinner theater, but I'm intrigued now.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah. And then the third one was Jesus Christ Superstar, of course.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Boobs Rinse]

Classic.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Great performance.

[Boobs Rinse]

Water and wine.

[Scott Aukerman]

Change it yourself.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

You have to do it.

[Boobs Rinse]

So it was a pretty fun job.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Oh, now you're a P.I.

[Boobs Rinse]

now I'm a P.I. yeah. And I tell you, but we're running

[Scott Aukerman]

out of time for the second.

[Boobs Rinse]

That's all right. That's all right. Well, if you need any.

[Scott Aukerman]

I'll just put.

[Boobs Rinse]

Say this real quick. If you need any private investigating within the jurisdiction of Los Feliz, I have an office above Little Dom's on Hillhurst.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

That's where you are.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yep.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

I see you up there.

[Boobs Rinse]

Just ask the mater d for boobs rinse and they'll.

[Scott Aukerman]

They'll know what you're saying, they'll know

[Boobs Rinse]

what you're talking about, and they'll send you right up to my office.

[Scott Aukerman]

All right.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

No boobs.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, guys, are Silverstone pickups. Are you gonna play some songs here for us?

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Let's play a song right now.

[Scott Aukerman]

You want to play Grab your guitars, if you don't mind.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

You don't mind if I grab this behind you?

[Boobs Rinse]

Not at all, but thank you.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Why is it. Why are you.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Did you say your own name?

[Boobs Rinse]

I called myself my own name.

[Nikki (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yeah, Booby can you shadow us and

[Scott Aukerman]

help us right now?

[Boobs Rinse]

You want me to shout?

[Scott Aukerman]

Do you mind staking them out as they play this song?

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Will you think?

[Boobs Rinse]

Yes. Okay, I'll do it.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Halfway through this, I want you to tail us.

[Boobs Rinse]

During this, I'm gonna get my banana tail you.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yeah. And then we tail me over to the well.

[Boobs Rinse]

I gotta leave so you don't see me. So I'm gonna leave and I'm gonna come back.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Close your eyes. And then I want you to close

[Boobs Rinse]

your eyes for three seconds right now.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

All right.

[Scott Aukerman]

What are you gonna play here?

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

The song called new wave.

[Scott Aukerman]

New wave. This is silver sun. Pickups or pickups. Here we go.

[Silver Sun Pickups Vocalist]

As the wa.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

You

[Silver Sun Pickups Vocalist]

and the we goes on and on. Now we'll face the sun to create

[Terry Porch]

one

[Silver Sun Pickups Vocalist]

landy raise you

[Boobs Rinse]

sa.

[Silver Sun Pickups Vocalist]

As the cell now embrace the fall land away the burning sun now reshape the sound pass the wet around Lindy ram sa. Sam. Sad to create one landy race you now we'll face the sad to create

[Scott Aukerman]

one

[Silver Sun Pickups Vocalist]

landy raise you.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

You know what? I didn't even see you. Boobs.

[Boobs Rinse]

You didn't see me, right?

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

No. That's incredible.

[Boobs Rinse]

I was right behind this bush.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

I could feel you.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, we saw the bush. That was. I mean, that was very distracting during the song.

[Boobs Rinse]

We didn't see.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

You saw the boobs in the bush.

[Scott Aukerman]

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[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

So what? What's up with that?

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

You know, surprise.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, yeah, because when you say, like, oh, here's New wave drum machine. But no, yeah, unfortunately, I mean.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Or fortunately, it's just two acoustics coming

[Scott Aukerman]

up, new album, tenter hooks. They're on tour right now. You can get all the [e-mail] we also have Boobs rinse here.

[Boobs Rinse]

How's it going?

[Scott Aukerman]

And boobs. I gotta say, I was sort of kind of remembering previous episodes of this show that we've. We've done. And you have not been on the show before.

[Boobs Rinse]

I have not.

[Scott Aukerman]

But there.

[Boobs Rinse]

There was an author who has written stories about you.

[Scott Aukerman]

There was a guy named Bennett Quince.

[Boobs Rinse]

That's right.

[Scott Aukerman]

Who's written stories about you.

[Boobs Rinse]

He's written some stories purporting to have made me up. And yet I am a real man.

[Scott Aukerman]

You're a real guy. What?

[Boobs Rinse]

Yes. He has stolen my likeness and my intellectual property of myself and your name

[Scott Aukerman]

and everything about me and my name.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Because I've read these books.

[Boobs Rinse]

That's right.

[Scott Aukerman]

And they're all about like a bumbling, kind of ineffectual you get from them. Like Cuck, who's almost 56.

[Boobs Rinse]

I read the same books. And that is not my interpretation of the story.

[Scott Aukerman]

And I just.

[Boobs Rinse]

He's a womanizing improvise.

[Scott Aukerman]

He wants to be womanizing. I'll give him that.

[Boobs Rinse]

I'd say he successfully womanizes here and there.

[Scott Aukerman]

I Mean, he. He has a relationship to his mother.

[Boobs Rinse]

Correct.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's what yells at him a lot.

[Boobs Rinse]

He's womanized her pretty well. She's obsessed with him. Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

So what? I mean, I think you have a case because this guy. I mean, it's a lot like you.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yes. I'm pursuing a lawsuit against Mr. Quince. That's right.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay. And these are unauthorized?

[Boobs Rinse]

They're completely unauthorized.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Is he in Los Feliz?

[Boobs Rinse]

Yes.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Okay, that's. That's good.

[Scott Aukerman]

And is he a person you knew personally?

[Boobs Rinse]

Yes, yes, we were. We lived in the same apartment complex.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay. In the same apartment?

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yeah. Let's say.

[Scott Aukerman]

Were you roommates?

[Boobs Rinse]

Try to think.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

We were roommates. Okay. Yeah.

[Terry Porch]

Two.

[Boobs Rinse]

Two different entrances, so it was hard to know.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

We're gonna get a little more micro. Same room.

[Boobs Rinse]

Not the same room.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Okay.

[Boobs Rinse]

But we ran into each other in the kitchen quite a bit.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Boobs Rinse]

Make small talk about my life.

[Scott Aukerman]

Doing research for.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah, he was very interested in a lot of the details of my cases.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

You know, Was there ever a bush behind you?

[Boobs Rinse]

A couple bushes in the apartment, but I didn't think anything of it. I just, you know, Bennett was into gardening, so sure. He had a couple of bushes.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

And this is a recent roommate because.

[Boobs Rinse]

Last seven years. I got a roommate when I was 49 years old.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's not sad.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

No, it's not sad at all.

[Scott Aukerman]

To be in your 50s and still have a roommate.

[Boobs Rinse]

Not at all.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

In this economy in Los Feliz.

[Boobs Rinse]

Y.

[Scott Aukerman]

Sure.

[Boobs Rinse]

We had a great. We had a rent controlled apartment we couldn't leave.

[Scott Aukerman]

Controlled what? In. In a good way? Where they would keep it low or.

[Boobs Rinse]

No, a rent controlled, forced high. Kept it high and that gave status.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Started high and stayed high.

[Boobs Rinse]

Landlord tried hard to lower the rent you. But the city was like, no, no, no, no.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Boobs Rinse]

This has been regulated to remain a high rent, which I insisted on.

[Scott Aukerman]

And so this guy just writes about your exploits that you. You told your roommate about that I

[Boobs Rinse]

thought I was just sharing with a friend.

[Scott Aukerman]

Do you still live with him?

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yes, that's what I figured.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, but white. Just stop talking to him and maybe he won't write anything.

[Boobs Rinse]

He's a charming guy. He said, I do tell myself, not today.

[Scott Aukerman]

And then he just lures you. Right.

[Boobs Rinse]

Just ask a couple of leading questions and I'm yapping. Yapping.

[Scott Aukerman]

People love to talk about the themselves.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah, I'm. I'm guilty of that.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Is he making a lot of money off of you?

[Boobs Rinse]

I think he's making a pretty good living Off.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

What's his side of the apartment look like?

[Scott Aukerman]

Terrific. It's like gold everywhere.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Fancy.

[Boobs Rinse]

Just a lot of velvet.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Gold.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah, that's sort of a genetically bred cats.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Wow.

[Scott Aukerman]

Genetically bred cats.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah, that's right.

[Scott Aukerman]

Like. Like the ones in the Secret Agent where they have three eyes.

[Boobs Rinse]

I was thinking of Bubastis from Watchmen, but Shasta. Mm.

[Scott Aukerman]

Is your name. Were you named after Bubastis from Watchmen, by the way?

[Boobs Rinse]

I wish I was

[Scott Aukerman]

named after you.

[Boobs Rinse]

I think for my age, Bubastis would have to be named after me. Yeah, that was my given name.

[Scott Aukerman]

Because you were born in 1970, obviously. I'm just looking at you right now. Just.

[Boobs Rinse]

You're just sizing it up from looking.

[Scott Aukerman]

Hell. You were born in 1970.

[Boobs Rinse]

Okay.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Boobs isn't short for anything.

[Boobs Rinse]

Nope. Boobs is just the name on the Brit certificate. Boobs rinse.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. So I. I have a feeling. Alan Moore. Did you ever live with Alan Moore?

[Boobs Rinse]

For a while.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Now that.

[Boobs Rinse]

In the late 70s. Ye great guy.

[Scott Aukerman]

And so then in 1986, Watchmen comes out.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Bubastis, this cat. This ineffectual.

[Boobs Rinse]

I didn't even put it. I didn't even put it together. He's basing Bubastis on me.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

You are a literary muse. I guess I should really.

[Boobs Rinse]

I guess I should be flattered.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yeah.

[Boobs Rinse]

Alan and I would talk about Rorschach

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

blots, and honestly, the PI Work is the least interesting thing of you. You have so many things going on.

[Boobs Rinse]

I know. Honestly, I love my private eye, so I don't know what to say.

[Scott Aukerman]

You love your private eye?

[Boobs Rinse]

I love my private.

[Scott Aukerman]

Ey. You have a private investigator yourself that you hire?

[Terry Porch]

I have a private eye.

[Boobs Rinse]

I've contracted him, and I am in love with him.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Is he just doing all of your cases for you?

[Boobs Rinse]

No, no. I do my own investigation. He'll help me out sometimes. Sure. If it's a particularly complex case and I need to bring somebody on.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, sure. Are you paying him more than you're getting paid?

[Boobs Rinse]

Sometimes. You know, he's very skilled. He's a very expensive. So, you know, if I'm going to contract his services, I got to pay him.

[Scott Aukerman]

Is this your roommate as well?

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

It is.

[Boobs Rinse]

Somebody who looks a lot like my roommate with a Groucho nose and glasses.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, I mean, Groucho, that's a popular look.

[Boobs Rinse]

This must be.

[Scott Aukerman]

A lot of people have those kind of names.

[Boobs Rinse]

It's probably not popular. Probably not. Bennett, my roommate. I mean, probably a real guy.

[Scott Aukerman]

Probably a real guy. Yeah.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Okay, yeah, well, Groucho Los Feliz, that's a hip look.

[Boobs Rinse]

Nowadays the Groucho Groucho nose and glasses is swept. Los Feliz like a firestorm.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Oh my God. Yeah.

[Boobs Rinse]

At all times for brunch, everyone just Groucho nose and glass everywhere you look.

[Scott Aukerman]

All time is a popular brunch spot.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

They know that, Scott. Everyone, you assume everyone doesn't know what Los Feliz everyone knows.

[Boobs Rinse]

And everyone's got a. I don't want

[Scott Aukerman]

everyone to have to do like research on Los Feliz before they listen to any episode of this show. That's all.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yeah, you don't want to get too deep in the Los Feliz lore.

[Scott Aukerman]

In the lore?

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Because I mean, if you start to unravel.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

That is wild. As you know, it's a hotbed of you work.

[Boobs Rinse]

Whatever I say.

[Scott Aukerman]

I. You know, I was gonna ask you what the most interesting case is that you've ever worked on, but we do need to get to our next case.

[Boobs Rinse]

I don't mind at all.

[Scott Aukerman]

They are a dating expert. Please welcome Terry Porch.

[Terry Porch]

Scott Aukerman. So happy to be sitting here at the table with you two great minds. Meeting like this feels like fate. Fuck.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, hi, Terry. It's thrilled. Two great minds. I. Yours and mine, I guess is what you're saying.

[Terry Porch]

Yours and my. Scott Ackerman. So great to be sitting here at the table. You look fantastic, by the way.

[Scott Aukerman]

Thank you very much. This is Brian, this is Nikki, this is Boobs.

[Nikki (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Nice to meet you.

[Terry Porch]

So great to meet you guys.

[Boobs Rinse]

Great to meet you, Terry.

[Terry Porch]

Great name. Boobs.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

How's our minds?

[Terry Porch]

I think we got five great minds table right now. You all look fantastic, by the way.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Thank you very much.

[Boobs Rinse]

Thank you, Terry. Wow.

[Nikki (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Thank you.

[Boobs Rinse]

We look fantastic.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

I feel good about myself right now.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, I feel really good. So Terry, you're. You're a dating expert. Where do you. Do you mean that you date a lot of people or do you. Does that mean that you know the how to date people and you pass on that knowledge to other people?

[Terry Porch]

Scott, let me start a little bit with my backstory, okay?

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, okay.

[Terry Porch]

I'm a 45 year old man and I used to live in a beautiful house with my beautiful wife. Unfortunately, she left me and yeah, I was a sad sack for a while. I was a loser. But then I got on hinge. And this year I've been on hundreds of first dates.

[Scott Aukerman]

So yeah, this year alone in 2026,

[Terry Porch]

2026, I've been on 100 first dates. Scott.

[Boobs Rinse]

Multiple per day. It's incredible.

[Terry Porch]

It's a numbers game. Dating's a numbers game, and I'm playing sudoku.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Scott's a numbers.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Wow. So you. I mean, are you. Are the dates going well? Have you found anyone to spend your time with?

[Terry Porch]

Scott, let me tell you something. I've found so many beautiful women to go on first dates with, and unfortunately, my type is girls who don't have time for a second date. But I've had so much fun.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's too bad.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Oh, yeah, yeah, I've been there.

[Terry Porch]

Well, I like beautiful, busy, successful people, Scott, so it's just natural that that would happen.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, of course. Yeah. Well, what are some of the dates that you. You've been on? I mean, what are. What do you suggest people do on a first date?

[Terry Porch]

Okay, a first date, Scott, you gotta find a beautiful wine bar to take someone beautiful out to. Me, I take the girls to Barney's Beanery.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, Is that a wine bar or

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

is that a wine.

[Boobs Rinse]

Probably restaurant.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

It's a bean wine.

[Nikki (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Some house wine.

[Scott Aukerman]

Those are two. I mean, one dries you out and the other.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yeah, well, I mean, get what you

[Scott Aukerman]

give, you know, pushed on the body, but. So are you going to Barney's Beanery exclusively with all of your dates? All these hundreds of dates? First dates, yeah.

[Terry Porch]

Usually I have them cycle through Barney's Beanery, but if that's close, sometimes I head to the Gilson's Wine bar.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Oh, yeah, Popular.

[Boobs Rinse]

It might be a step up.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Now, that's Los Feliz.

[Scott Aukerman]

No beans there.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah. Terry, can I ask Scott, do you mind if I ask you a question?

[Scott Aukerman]

You know, I'll allow it. Boobs.

[Boobs Rinse]

I don't have to.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

No, I'd like.

[Boobs Rinse]

Well, I just was wondering, because I'm sometimes on the dating app apps myself, and I'm just wondering if you have any advice over what you put in your profile.

[Terry Porch]

That's correct. Will. I mean. Sorry. Boobs.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah, I look like him.

[Terry Porch]

You do look like him.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Boobs Rinse]

Who she called me by. Or he called me by a different name.

[Scott Aukerman]

You guys get your story straight?

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Matt Apodaka's friend.

[Boobs Rinse]

What? Yeah. What do you do with your profile?

[Terry Porch]

Well, here's the thing. You definitely never want to have a

[Scott Aukerman]

voice note in there because of if. If they learn that you have annoying, you know, and an annoying voice, then,

[Terry Porch]

well, it's a big mystery. I wouldn't say I have an annoying voice, but before I had a voice note, I had hundreds of matches. Then I had a voicemail. It went down to zero.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, okay. And then you got rid of it and then.

[Terry Porch]

Yeah, and then I got rid of it and now I'm. I'm going on dates every single day because you are.

[Scott Aukerman]

I mean, you're not a bad looking fellow. I don't usually judge the attractiveness of our guests, but I will if you guys want me to.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

I do. I judge. And you're, you're handling handsome. Yeah, yeah.

[Boobs Rinse]

Terry's. You're, you're objectively a handsome person. That's a thing wrong with saying that. Yeah. And I've. And I've watched a lot.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Nikki, how do you feel?

[Nikki (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Terry's hot, yo.

[Terry Porch]

Okay, that's the thing. I look great and my body's even better.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, we haven't seen your body, but

[Boobs Rinse]

oh, yeah, there it is, showing us your body.

[Scott Aukerman]

You stepped out from behind the bush.

[Nikki (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Well, wow, Scarlet A. That's so crazy.

[Terry Porch]

Yeah, yeah, I got that on there. I heard, I heard your last segment and I thought, I'll give that a try.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, why not? Yeah. So, I mean, you, you have a lot going for you in terms of attractiveness, but yeah, your voice, I mean, I. Look, who am I to judge annoying voices? I mean, mine is not that great, but I mean, yours is a little bit abrasive.

[Terry Porch]

That's what I've been told, Scott. But I think I can rope them back in once I get them out there on a date.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Right? Have you ever roped anybody back in?

[Terry Porch]

They say yes at the time, but then later I don't really hear from them.

[Boobs Rinse]

So you are asking them on a second date.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

You are asking.

[Boobs Rinse]

Your type is a woman. Oh, I see. You inadvertently found out that your type is a woman who doesn't have time for a second date.

[Scott Aukerman]

But we'll say that they do have time.

[Terry Porch]

I. I think we. What's happening is we're falling in love on those dates. But I'm attracted to beautiful, successful people, so they don't always have time to follow through.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Right?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Boobs Rinse]

Because when they tell you that they can't have a second date, it's because they're too busy.

[Terry Porch]

Yeah, they're too busy. We can't nail down a time no matter how many times I follow up. I'm the king of a double text.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

You're always available, though, because you're doing hundreds of days.

[Terry Porch]

I'm so available. My schedule is so clear.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Isn't that expensive?

[Terry Porch]

Oh, yeah, I'm drained. But luckily we already established it's not weird to have roommates when you're close to your 50s now.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Do you have roommates too?

[Terry Porch]

I do.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

How many?

[Terry Porch]

Just one, but it's a studio.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, studio. Yeah. And. And do you have a job at all? How are you paying for all of it?

[Terry Porch]

Yeah, I do have a job, Scott. I've been working at the CAA mailroom for about 25 years.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's too long. They want you. They want some upward mobility. When you get a job there.

[Boobs Rinse]

Usually it's weird they've kept you and not moved you up. It's a really strange place to be economical.

[Terry Porch]

Well, it's. It's a time game. It's a little bit of a numbers game. But next week I think I'm gonna be a floater. So big moves are happening.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay. Yeah. Shadowing a lot. Like what you do. Tailing people.

[Boobs Rinse]

Sounds good.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, I think.

[Terry Porch]

Well, actually, Scott, I have to correct you, which is one of my favorite things to do.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Nice.

[Scott Aukerman]

I see why you're not going on. Go ahead though.

[Terry Porch]

A floater is when men explain to

[Scott Aukerman]

me what a floater is. Yeah, please.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

I have a different idea.

[Terry Porch]

Okay, listen. Oh, are you thinking about poop?

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yeah, of course.

[Terry Porch]

I like this guy. A floater is when an assistant is out of town and so they take someone from the mail room to cover the desk. Cover the desk.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Terry Porch]

Yeah. Alright.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

You guys are all lingo'd up, I see.

[Scott Aukerman]

And so you hope to do this?

[Terry Porch]

Yeah. Well, next week it's my first floater gig. And that can usually lead to a stunning assistant gig on a dance desk.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Boobs Rinse]

You really do. You really know the CIA stuff.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Wow.

[Boobs Rinse]

It's pretty amazing.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

25 years though. You better be.

[Boobs Rinse]

I know it just from walking around Los Feliz a lot. You hear a lot of industry.

[Scott Aukerman]

Are you reps by people?

[Boobs Rinse]

I have a rep, yeah. I'm rep. You have agents? I do several. I have a. For acting. Of a commercial agent.

[Scott Aukerman]

For acting. So you are a member.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

So you're an actor?

[Boobs Rinse]

I have. Have. I'm. I got a SAG card. Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Do you do PI work at all?

[Boobs Rinse]

I do PI. PI works my primary gig.

[Scott Aukerman]

But in the.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

You know.

[Scott Aukerman]

Do you have an IMDb? Let me look up your IMDb.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Are there PIIMDb?

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah, boobs rinse on IMDb just like it.

[Scott Aukerman]

You have hundreds of entries here.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah, I used to do. You're like an actor here or there? Here or there?

[Scott Aukerman]

Here or there?

[Boobs Rinse]

This is the star. Here or there.

[Scott Aukerman]

You were on ER for nine seasons.

[Boobs Rinse]

That's right. But I want one or two lines per episode at most. And trust me, I Blend in the background.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

It looks like on the IMDb they're making a movie of those books.

[Scott Aukerman]

What?

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, shit. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. In development it says.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Who's playing him?

[Boobs Rinse]

Terry, I need your help. I need your help. My, my. I need to sue somebody.

[Terry Porch]

Oh, well, I could probably hop in and do that.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Why would you.

[Scott Aukerman]

Why would Terry be.

[Boobs Rinse]

He's an expert. He's the only expert at the table.

[Scott Aukerman]

A dating expert. And barely even that.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

I would say male expert too. Mail room.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Terry Porch]

Are you happy with your representation?

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah, I think they're great.

[Terry Porch]

Oh, man.

[Scott Aukerman]

I mean, it works a lot.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah, I don't really talk to them that much because it's not something I'm paying attention.

[Scott Aukerman]

You're one of the lead roles in Abbott Elementary. Am I really? Wow.

[Boobs Rinse]

Wow. I didn't know that. I mean, I knew I worked on the show. I didn't know that was a lead role.

[Scott Aukerman]

Are you just not paying attention?

[Boobs Rinse]

Anytime I throw it away, I walk in and I does.

[Scott Aukerman]

It doesn't have any effect on your mental.

[Boobs Rinse]

I try. The less thinking you do, the better an actor you are. True. So I don't put. I don't. I can't even remember some of the parts I've done.

[Scott Aukerman]

Are you offer only?

[Boobs Rinse]

I'm offer only.

[Scott Aukerman]

Jeez, you're working a ton. Is.

[Nikki (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Is your agent your roommate as well?

[Boobs Rinse]

I'm not sure my agent looks like my roommate.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

You inadvertently are getting so many parts. I think you should put your attention.

[Boobs Rinse]

I'm a private investigator.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

I know that you love that, but

[Boobs Rinse]

I don't like acting.

[Scott Aukerman]

Brian, you asked who's playing Boobs Rinse. Who's. Yeah, who's playing Boobs Rinse Is.

[Boobs Rinse]

I've got that part.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, you're playing yourself.

[Boobs Rinse]

I am playing my part of my unauthorized movie.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, it's in development right now and it says you're attached.

[Boobs Rinse]

That's infuriating. You know what?

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

You're gonna have to tail yourself.

[Boobs Rinse]

I'll have to do it.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, you're gonna have to watch yourself from morning till night.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yes.

[Boobs Rinse]

Terry, I need you to go on a date with Bennett Quince.

[Terry Porch]

Okay.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Okay.

[Boobs Rinse]

I don't know if you ever do homosexual same sex dates. This doesn't have to lead to a relationship, but this would just be for information.

[Terry Porch]

Yeah, sometimes I accidentally put my thing to buy.

[Boobs Rinse]

Okay, great. I think Bennett's fine. So I need you to go on a date. I need you to go on a date with Bennett.

[Terry Porch]

I can be gay, but in a military way.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Boobs Rinse]

Great.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Like salt. A soldier?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Terry Porch]

Yeah, like a soldier.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Spartan army.

[Scott Aukerman]

So what. What is the purpose of this? Yeah, before I gotta find.

[Boobs Rinse]

Look, this guy's ruining my life. He's had movies made of books that I did not.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

It sounds like he's helping you.

[Boobs Rinse]

He got me cast in the lead role without me knowing.

[Scott Aukerman]

I mean, how. What percentage does your. Your agent take?

[Boobs Rinse]

10.

[Scott Aukerman]

I mean, it's pretty good.

[Boobs Rinse]

I don't know if this guy's out to kill me.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

I think if you talk to your financial advisor, you realize you're making a killing.

[Boobs Rinse]

My roommate is my financial advisor. And that's on the up and up.

[Scott Aukerman]

That I know that you do know better. And.

[Boobs Rinse]

And Ben Quince is my financial advice.

[Scott Aukerman]

And you get monthly reports. He's super channel reports and everything. And you're. And like, how much money do you have in the bank?

[Boobs Rinse]

I. Look, that's very gauche. I would say. To talk about. I'm going to say it's in the realm of $400,000 in my checking account.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Wow.

[Scott Aukerman]

Just in checking.

[Boobs Rinse]

In checking. That's not counting assets.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. What about assets? And so, like. Like liquid. What do you have liquid?

[Boobs Rinse]

Like money I could touch right now?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Boobs Rinse]

Not that much. 800,000.

[Scott Aukerman]

No, that is not that much for someone who's the lead on a show Right now. What do you spend your money on?

[Boobs Rinse]

Property.

[Scott Aukerman]

So you own a lot of property?

[Boobs Rinse]

I do, yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, okay.

[Nikki (Silver Sun Pickups)]

But you don't live in it?

[Boobs Rinse]

Nope. It's outside of Los Feliz, so it's just there for investment.

[Scott Aukerman]

So you're a landlord?

[Boobs Rinse]

I guess so, Yeah. I have tenants and they pay me rent. If that makes me.

[Scott Aukerman]

I should have just said he's a landlord. Please welcome.

[Boobs Rinse]

That's not my primary purpose.

[Scott Aukerman]

He's an actor who happens to be a lamp.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

You are so successful at everything else.

[Boobs Rinse]

Not true.

[Silver Sun Pickups Vocalist]

True.

[Scott Aukerman]

But have you ever solved a case?

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Are you?

[Boobs Rinse]

Yes, I've solved many cases. Have you though?

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Really?

[Boobs Rinse]

Yes, I've solved many cases.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

How many cases have you solved?

[Boobs Rinse]

I solved yours. You asked me to tell you and watch your concert. And I'm gonna do it.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Would you? What'd you find out?

[Boobs Rinse]

Well, I'll have to get back to you because the show hasn't happened yet.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

I don't think you solved it. But you. You've been attempting it.

[Boobs Rinse]

Odds are high that I will solve that case.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

I just mean you're massively. You're one of the most successful actors.

[Scott Aukerman]

You're one of the most successful people who's been on this Show.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

I've never met an actor so successful.

[Scott Aukerman]

We're looking for people for a block, like celebs that we can talk to.

[Boobs Rinse]

If you want a private detective, I'm your man.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Are you gonna get a cut of the boobs rinse merch?

[Boobs Rinse]

I mean, I got me to check my emails here. Yes, I get 100 of the merch.

[Scott Aukerman]

A hundred percent.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

That's George Lucas.

[Scott Aukerman]

Do you have anything in your emails about the rights to boob rinse and how much you were paid for these or anything like this?

[Boobs Rinse]

I do not have the rights to boobs.

[Scott Aukerman]

You sold the rights. That's why.

[Boobs Rinse]

I guess I sold the rights.

[Scott Aukerman]

Like, how much did you sell? Is there anything in your. I know you're not paying attention to this.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Who bought it?

[Boobs Rinse]

Yes, apparently I. I did get paid for the rights.

[Scott Aukerman]

How much did you get paid for the right?

[Boobs Rinse]

$87 billion.

[Scott Aukerman]

Wow. Billion.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yes. I don't care. Money means nothing to me, obviously. I got a rent controlled apartment in Los Feliz with one roommate and I'm doing great.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Wow.

[Scott Aukerman]

All right, well, I mean, your life is very interesting. I. Look, we're running up on. On the other side of a break, but Terry, when we come back, I want to. I want to hear some tips for. For gentlemen and I guess ladies. Do you have tips for ladies?

[Terry Porch]

I would imagine my tips for ladies are go out with me. Give me a second chance.

[Scott Aukerman]

All Silver sun pickups. Do you guys want to play a song coming into breaks right now?

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

It's called the Wreckage.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh. This is the. The lead off single just for your.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

For you sleuths out there. I'm gonna mess up a word and I want you to find out. Leave it in the comments.

[Boobs Rinse]

You're planning right now.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Planning right now.

[Scott Aukerman]

So you're gonna mess up one word.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Mess up. Maybe there might be a second word I throw in there.

[Nikki (Silver Sun Pickups)]

There's a gray area.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

There's a gray area. You know, I know you know how I'm gonna do it.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, great. All right, let's hear it now.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Leave it in the comments. You think it is okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

This is. Yeah. Wherever the comments are for when you listen to a podcast.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Is it at home? You know, in the comments at home?

[Scott Aukerman]

All right, this is Silver. Silver on pickups with the wreckage. Here we go.

[Silver Sun Pickups Vocalist]

Last chance. Dry weapons. Co hands unopened sore don't care about keeping score

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

will you?

[Silver Sun Pickups Vocalist]

Yeah, yeah. What you give nothing more you in past once you spent it all. I'll sing to the ocean floor. Makes sense You've been before. I'm scared my own echo? You can't get what you give anymore you can rest once you spent it all I connect to the record. Last chance, strong weapons Cohen and miracles will you care what you give?

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Nothing more

[Silver Sun Pickups Vocalist]

you invest once you spent it all I connect to the record.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

I didn't catch this out there. You definitely did.

[Boobs Rinse]

I should have. It would be in my skill set to catch it, but I was too enthralled.

[Scott Aukerman]

All right, we're gonna take a break. When we come back, we're gonna have more with silver sun pickups, more boobs, rinse, and we're gonna talk to Terry Poarch about some dating tips. We'll be right back with more comedy Bang bang after this. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. You know, an imperfect love life is pretty common. We all, when we grow up, we can think, oh, it's gonna be all just, you know, a meet cute to the end, cute, goodbye cute. But when it comes to romantic relationships, I think everyone is still figuring it out, right? Even when it looks like they have it all together secretly behind closed doors, they're trying to figure it out the same way that you are. Well, February is the month of hearts, roses and chocolates. But no matter where you are on your romance journey, if you're single, you're dating, you're just focusing on you. Therapy can be a helpful way to sort through it all. Signing up for therapy with better help can help you find your way by understanding what you want from a relationship and taking some of the pressure off yourself. And BetterHelp is the world's largest online therapy platform and it handles the initial therapist matching work for you. All you gotta do is just take a short questionnaire. You share your needs and preferences and thanks to BetterHelp's industry leading match fulfillment rate, they usually get your match right the first time. And you can also feel confident knowing that BetterHelp therapists work according to a strict code of conduct and are fully licensed in the US Everyone is still finding their way. Find yours and feel lighter. Sign up and get 10% [e-mail] Bang Bang. That is betterhelp.com Bang Bang ABC Wednesday

[Boobs Rinse]

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[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

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[Boobs Rinse]

It's not about being the smartest. You just have to be the most average.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

We asked 100 average Americans, do they keep an empty gas can in their car?

[Scott Aukerman]

No.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Have they ever broken a bone No,

[Boobs Rinse]

I said a lot of no.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

That's all right. My wife says a lot of no as well.

[Boobs Rinse]

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[Nikki (Silver Sun Pickups)]

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[Scott Aukerman]

Comedy bang bang. We're back. Silver sun pickups here. They just did a song called the Wreckage.

[Nikki (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Thank you.

[Scott Aukerman]

I remember complimenting it.

[Nikki (Silver Sun Pickups)]

But no, no, thank you for listening.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, yeah. It's a bare minimum. I am in the room.

[Boobs Rinse]

Such a sweet little thank you that just.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

I'm not positive he did listen.

[Scott Aukerman]

I was, I did have my ears.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

And giving you the thumbs down sign.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yeah. That's cool. It's like primus. Primus sucks.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. We also have boobs rinse here.

[Boobs Rinse]

How's it going?

[Scott Aukerman]

Actor and landlord.

[Boobs Rinse]

Private investigator.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

One of the most successful, richest people

[Scott Aukerman]

that we've ever had.

[Boobs Rinse]

Actor on the side.

[Nikki (Silver Sun Pickups)]

What does it say on your business card? Exactly.

[Boobs Rinse]

Private investigator.

[Scott Aukerman]

Right here.

[Boobs Rinse]

Glad you asked for it.

[Scott Aukerman]

There's a card. Yeah, but, okay, but you've crossed out landlord. You've just written private investigators.

[Boobs Rinse]

Well, I had one of my tenants print these up and they put landlord without me asking.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Is it hard to do PI work when people recognize you all the time?

[Boobs Rinse]

Nobody's recognizing me. I'm a method actor.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Wow.

[Scott Aukerman]

By the way, are you your own landlord? Do you own the building?

[Boobs Rinse]

I do. I own the building and that's why I've rent controlled it.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

You keep it high.

[Boobs Rinse]

I've insisted.

[Scott Aukerman]

This guy, your roommate, basically works for you.

[Boobs Rinse]

I don't see it that way. He's working me like nobody's business, it sounds like.

[Scott Aukerman]

Do you let him out of the apartment?

[Boobs Rinse]

Do I let him out of the apartment during prescribed hours? Yes, of course.

[Scott Aukerman]

All right. We also have Terry Porch here, a dating expert.

[Terry Porch]

So happy to be at the table with you guys.

[Scott Aukerman]

It's so wonderful to have just a bunch of guys here and Nikki Hobby.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yeah, just a bunch of guys and Nikki.

[Terry Porch]

Yeah, but I'm down bad for you guys.

[Scott Aukerman]

You're a dating expert? Are you an expert on how other people should date as well? Like, do you have tips basically, for gents?

[Terry Porch]

Yeah, I have tips. My expertise is pretty much getting your hinge message to go from messages to in person meetups. Ups.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, okay, okay. I, I, you know, I've not been dating in so long I don't know what the levels are.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Explain all that.

[Terry Porch]

Yeah, yeah, you. Well, first you have to message a girl. By the way, you should set up a profile.

[Scott Aukerman]

Why would I do something like that? Just. Just to stake out my name so no one else uses my name. That's a pretty good idea.

[Terry Porch]

Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

Let me hop on right now and I'll do. Oh, okay. I just started a profile.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

I just happen to have one.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, I'm getting a lot of. A lot of messages. All right. Wow.

[Boobs Rinse]

All right.

[Terry Porch]

You're doing well.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Wow. I mean, a lot of them are from you, I have to say.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Wait, Nikki, is that.

[Scott Aukerman]

I'm right here. I'm next to you.

[Terry Porch]

Oh, yeah. Well, my. My phone kind of automatically tells me when someone new joins the app. I've swiped through them all.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay. You are set to buy, by the way.

[Terry Porch]

Well. Oh, it must have been an accident or set to buy again.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, an accidental. Yeah. So. Okay, so. So you have a technique for getting people to write you back.

[Terry Porch]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

And set up a date.

[Terry Porch]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

What is the technique?

[Terry Porch]

Well, here's the thing, Scott, is on these apps, you might be messaging back and forth for days at a time or over days, and the girls will lose interest. So you got to make something happen right then.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, well, I've always heard that. That, you know, people that you're messaging on these apps need to feel comfortable with you until they actually meet you in person. But you think strike while the iron is. Get in there.

[Terry Porch]

Yeah, you have to. You have to start by making them feel comfortable. And then while the iron's hot.

[Scott Aukerman]

How does one do that? Like, what are some of the things.

[Terry Porch]

Okay. Yeah. Should we message one of the girls on your app or should we. Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, sure. Yeah. I mean, I wasn't planning on messaging the girls, but I guess I could just up. For purposes of this show.

[Boobs Rinse]

Purposes of this show.

[Scott Aukerman]

Here we go.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Your brand new profile.

[Scott Aukerman]

Let me find one that I. No, not that one. Yeah. No, not that one. No, no.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

No. Oh, okay.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay. Yeah, I would like. Theoretically, I would Go on.

[Terry Porch]

Trust me, Scott, you're going to want to have someone on the line in case your wife does what mine did.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay. Yeah, I need a backup. Wait, what did your wife do?

[Terry Porch]

Oh, she left me, Scott.

[Scott Aukerman]

Right. But why?

[Terry Porch]

I ghosted her too much.

[Scott Aukerman]

But you were married. What does that mean, your wife?

[Terry Porch]

Well, I was spending almost every single weekend at the Sphere in Las Vegas, and she texted me and said, where are you? And I ghosted her, but I was working on it.

[Scott Aukerman]

Wait, you differentiate there?

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Wow.

[Terry Porch]

What?

[Scott Aukerman]

Seeing, like, the Grateful Dead or whoever would pass through.

[Terry Porch]

Oh, I love Fish Fan.

[Scott Aukerman]

Even the Aronofsky movie, you would see that?

[Terry Porch]

Oh, I'd love to see an Aronoski movie. I just love that place.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

The Sphere.

[Terry Porch]

The Sphere is beautiful.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

That's your spot.

[Terry Porch]

Yeah, it's my spot.

[Scott Aukerman]

Were you inside or were you just on the outside?

[Terry Porch]

A little bit of both, because my wife. If I could use my wife's credit card, I would get in more on

[Scott Aukerman]

the outside, though, I'm guessing.

[Terry Porch]

Yeah, a little more on the outside.

[Scott Aukerman]

They lied it up.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

You're cut off from the credit card now.

[Terry Porch]

I am cut off from the. Yeah.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

I'm so sorry to hear that.

[Terry Porch]

Oh, thank you. But you know what? It's actually really beautiful to have a chance to really get my career and kick.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Nice.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. So was she also frustrated with you that you were working in the mailroom for so long without any kind of moving up in the company or.

[Terry Porch]

She did say I should pivot, but I said being an agent's my number one dream. I should never be with someone who wasn't supportive of my dreams.

[Scott Aukerman]

So you want to be an age agent?

[Terry Porch]

I want to be an agent. That's why I'm in the CAA mail room.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. I mean, you know. Boobs, huh?

[Boobs Rinse]

Yes.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

That's you.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. I mean, are you happy with your. I don't want to call him your indentured servant, but the guy that you. The guy that you forced to work.

[Boobs Rinse]

He's my roommate that I control. Where he goes and. And what he does.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, but.

[Boobs Rinse]

And. And he's work. And he's playing me like a fool, by the way.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Works exclusively for you.

[Boobs Rinse]

I would say not at all. He's writing these books without my permission and making a pretty good penny off them.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Are you dictating these books? Like I noticed the latest boobs rinse book. It says dictated, not read.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah, well, I would. I'm not willingly dictating them, if that's what you mean. Am I telling him my adventures while he types them out? Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay. All right. But are you. Do you want someone else on the team here? I mean, Terry Porch is here to join them. Wants to be an agent, doesn't have any clients yet.

[Boobs Rinse]

I have no interest in this part of my career. You know what? Fine. If you want to be on my team to represent my me, I don't care. You may represent me.

[Terry Porch]

I can represent you.

[Boobs Rinse]

Sure. Here. You can negotiate this quote, unquote, Abbott elementary deal, whatever that Is.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

You're going to have to move in there, though.

[Terry Porch]

Move into. That would be great. That's a huge.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

But the rent control is insane.

[Terry Porch]

Oh, right.

[Scott Aukerman]

But you. You do you cover all the rent?

[Boobs Rinse]

I cover the rent.

[Terry Porch]

Oh, my God. I just walked into a beautiful situation. This is the joy of being single, Scott. This would never happen if I was with my wife, I guess.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, if you were with your wife, you'd have a home and you'd be with your wife.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Don't think about it too long.

[Scott Aukerman]

Instead of living with two other dudes,

[Terry Porch]

I'd have a beautiful home with my beautiful wife. But guess what? This is. This is life. I'm going loco. I'm going on dates every single day.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Have you ever taken anyone to the Sphere?

[Terry Porch]

I tried to take my wife when my buddy who owns a ketamine clinic was busy.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah, you normally go with your buddy who owns the acetamine clinic.

[Terry Porch]

I love that guy.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yeah, I bet you do.

[Scott Aukerman]

Wait, he was busy doing what

[Terry Porch]

he says. I actually don't think I can go to the Sphere again. It's getting ridiculous. I asked my wife if she wants to go.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, now you're exactly. Wife.

[Terry Porch]

My. Yeah, my ex wife.

[Scott Aukerman]

Does she ever go with you now or.

[Terry Porch]

No, no, she's pretty much over me.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, she likes square buildings, I bet.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Or.

[Scott Aukerman]

Or rectangular.

[Terry Porch]

She likes square hamburgers and square buildings.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, yeah. You know, Boobs over here, he used to work at Wendy's.

[Boobs Rinse]

I can make you a square hamburger, no problem. Easy.

[Scott Aukerman]

Do you. You remember how to do it? It was 20. Well, six years.

[Boobs Rinse]

Not to be cocky. I'm pretty sure I could do it.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

You got godlike powers like that.

[Boobs Rinse]

It makes you feel like a God, that's for sure.

[Terry Porch]

That'd be awesome. I'm starving.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah, come on over.

[Scott Aukerman]

Me and.

[Boobs Rinse]

Me and Bennett are having a Wonder man binge tonight. We're gonna watch all Wonder man and make some square burgers.

[Terry Porch]

Unfortunately, I got a couple dates lined up.

[Scott Aukerman]

Couple dates tonight.

[Terry Porch]

A couple dates.

[Boobs Rinse]

How do you get these dates?

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Do you plan on them exiting? Like, do you go. Well, in 20 minutes, they're probably gonna be gone. I'll get a new one coming in.

[Terry Porch]

That's the thing. If you put too much pressure on just having one date a night, you might fumble.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Right, right, right.

[Terry Porch]

You might be a little weird.

[Scott Aukerman]

Is there overlap ever where the dates see each other and go, what are you doing?

[Terry Porch]

And Terry, they go, I don't recommend it. That's what they say when they pass by, but yeah.

[Boobs Rinse]

Oh, really?

[Terry Porch]

Yeah.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Oh, wow.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, so you have a couple tonight?

[Terry Porch]

I have a couple tonight.

[Scott Aukerman]

You going to the Bean?

[Terry Porch]

I'm going to the. Yeah, I'm going to Barney's Bean.

[Scott Aukerman]

Cool. Cool.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

And then the sphere.

[Terry Porch]

And then the sphere. Yeah, I'm going to fly out to the sphere.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Being to the sphere and back to the man.

[Nikki (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Are you going to go inside or outside the sphere tonight today?

[Terry Porch]

Outside. Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Uh huh. Yeah. But sometimes they do a nice little, like they show Las Vegas on it or.

[Terry Porch]

It's incredible.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, Sometimes. Do they show the super bowl on it sometimes? Sometimes.

[Terry Porch]

Oh, sometimes, yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, Once a year.

[Terry Porch]

During the super bowl season.

[Scott Aukerman]

During the super bowl season.

[Terry Porch]

This is why I was so excited to talk to you two beautiful, great minds.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. So do you have. It doesn't sound like you have any tips because you. The tips you've given are. Try to get someone to message you.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah. Ask your wife to hang out with you if the ketamine guy is busy.

[Terry Porch]

Well, no, I got some amazing tips, Scott. Here's the thing. You have to start by making them feel comfortable. Notice something about them.

[Silver Sun Pickups Vocalist]

Them.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, okay.

[Terry Porch]

So this girl on your app, I see she has a dog.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, she does have a dog. Yeah.

[Terry Porch]

Text her right now, say, I love doggos.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, let's see what she said. Okay. Yeah, I love doggos.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Don't let us spell check.

[Terry Porch]

All right, now send off a couple. Fire off a couple other messages so you don't put too much pressure on one conversation.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, to other people.

[Terry Porch]

Yeah, to other people.

[Scott Aukerman]

I love doggos.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Perfect.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay. Oh, they don't have a dog. Does that seem weird?

[Terry Porch]

No, no. You're just sharing.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, I love dog. Okay. Yeah, maybe I'll just stick with I love doggos. Ever I love doggos. I love dogs.

[Boobs Rinse]

Kind of sounds like you're saying I love tacos.

[Scott Aukerman]

I love tacos. That's why that one love tacos.

[Nikki (Silver Sun Pickups)]

What about I love boobs?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, I love boobs, my friend, in parenthesis. Too late, my friend.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Oh, I put my friends, I like boobs on my friend.

[Boobs Rinse]

That's good. You think of boobs as your friends.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, wait, that's the only one who's written back to me.

[Terry Porch]

Whoa. Oh my God. Wait, this girl seems chill.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

All right, so that's phase two. What happens?

[Scott Aukerman]

Let me ask, are you chilling?

[Terry Porch]

Yeah. Perfect.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay. Does it make this sound, by the way, or am I just doing that? You're just doing that coming out of your phone.

[Boobs Rinse]

No, it's coming out of your phone.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

I think both of you.

[Scott Aukerman]

You're not making it oh, okay, good.

[Terry Porch]

Seems like you have some kind of. It's coming out of your phone, but it's your voice.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, okay. She says, I am chill.

[Boobs Rinse]

Oh, this is going crazy.

[Scott Aukerman]

And I have boobs.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

That's chill.

[Terry Porch]

Oh, my God, I'm down bad for this girl. Tell her you're down bad for her.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, I'm down bad for you.

[Terry Porch]

Say, oh, I gotta see you in person.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, I gotta see you in person.

[Terry Porch]

Oh, fuck. I know an amazing wine bar.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, I know an amazing wine bar.

[Terry Porch]

All right, now, now, now send off. Fire up a couple other messages so you don't put too much pressure on this conversation.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay. On to other people.

[Terry Porch]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Do you like tacos? Do you like tacos? Do you like tacos?

[Boobs Rinse]

I think, Scott, some of those you've already said, do you like. Oh, you just said, I like tacos before.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, yeah. Okay.

[Boobs Rinse]

Okay, so it's gonna.

[Scott Aukerman]

Tacos. Do you like tacos?

[Boobs Rinse]

You're doing good. Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay. Yeah, okay. Oh, she got back to me. Okay, okay. She says, do you know the place? Barney's Beanery.

[Terry Porch]

Oh, my God.

[Nikki (Silver Sun Pickups)]

That's a great wine bar.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

It's a great wine bar.

[Scott Aukerman]

Down as hell.

[Terry Porch]

This chick is cool, man. Wait, dude, I'm kind of down bad for this girl. Dude.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Terry Porch]

If it doesn't work out between you guys, do you mind if I ask her out?

[Scott Aukerman]

You know, what am I doing? I'm married.

[Terry Porch]

No, trust me, you gotta have something on the line, man.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Sky, you're just. You're getting too close to the sun,

[Scott Aukerman]

you know, I'm just gonna say back off. Hey, I got a friend here named Terry. I don't know that you're right for me, but he's super chill and you're super chill, and I just think that you guys would be right for each other.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

That's lovely.

[Terry Porch]

Oh, my God.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

That's lovely.

[Boobs Rinse]

Oh, my God, Terry, you're. You're beet red. You're so excited.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Oh, we got. We got another blush.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, my God.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

We got.

[Terry Porch]

She wrote back.

[Scott Aukerman]

I wouldn't recommend it.

[Terry Porch]

What's your name?

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, it's Sil. S. Yeah. Short for Sylvia, I guess. Sil.

[Terry Porch]

It's actually short for syphilis. Yeah, I went out with this girl. Yeah, she was awesome.

[Scott Aukerman]

She was awesome.

[Terry Porch]

Yeah, we're still. We're putting the second date on the books. Okay, that's my other piece of advice is don't leave a date with the. That second date. On the books.

[Scott Aukerman]

On the books already. Okay, but the books can be changed.

[Terry Porch]

The books can Be changed. But you want to have that date

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

on the books where you've had a lot of thought about where the second date would be.

[Terry Porch]

Yeah.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Where would it be?

[Terry Porch]

Well, that depends. Where was our first date? Second date's going to be at the Gelson's Wine Bar.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

That's right.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, what if it's at the, the first bars? Oh, yeah, the first wine bar.

[Terry Porch]

Then your second date's going to be in Barney's.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Got you.

[Scott Aukerman]

Have you ever thought about a third? Yeah.

[Terry Porch]

The LA Zoo. I have a membership. I can get one person in for free.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

That's a good day. Yeah.

[Terry Porch]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. That's not bad. What's your favorite animal?

[Terry Porch]

The, the chimpanzees.

[Scott Aukerman]

Chimpanzees, Really?

[Terry Porch]

A study in humanity.

[Scott Aukerman]

All right.

[Terry Porch]

It really is. You look at those guys and you say, well, I'm learning so much about humans.

[Scott Aukerman]

You just look at humans.

[Terry Porch]

Yeah, you could, but people tend to get angry at you.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's the real study in humans. Yeah.

[Terry Porch]

Looking at humans. That's what I always say.

[Boobs Rinse]

You sound so excited all the time. You have such enthusiasm. And yet when you talk about your wife, you sound like, a little kind of blase or bored. Like, what was your wife missing that you couldn't get that off Fuck energy for?

[Terry Porch]

Well, she kept getting mad at me.

[Boobs Rinse]

Okay.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

For ghosting her.

[Terry Porch]

To be honest with you, though, I loved her a lot. And I used to be a lot sadder, but now I'm having a positive attitude.

[Boobs Rinse]

Okay. Yeah. So you were really sad when she left.

[Terry Porch]

I was a little bit sad.

[Boobs Rinse]

And now you're turning around just like, like you're just playing the hand you're dealt.

[Terry Porch]

I'm playing the. I'm going on tons of dates. I'm meeting tons of beautiful people.

[Boobs Rinse]

And so you're really happy.

[Terry Porch]

I'm really. I, I, I'm, I'm having a positive attitude.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

And, and you are very handsome.

[Terry Porch]

Thank you so much.

[Scott Aukerman]

You have that going for you.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

You have that going for you.

[Scott Aukerman]

Have you ever thought about, like, showing up to the dates and saying you have laryngitis?

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Like, no, I was just about to say that.

[Scott Aukerman]

And then just like, I think you'd have a little more luck, like, you know, and then second date, you go

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

like, hey, you ever think about smoking?

[Scott Aukerman]

This? Is this you?

[Terry Porch]

Oh, smoking.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yeah.

[Terry Porch]

You think that would maybe level out

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

my voice a lot.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Or like, you know, putting a clothespin

[Boobs Rinse]

on your nose, Trying some reverse.

[Terry Porch]

Putting a clothespin. Let me try to know if the

[Scott Aukerman]

clothespin is maybe taking one off me.

[Terry Porch]

Again, it's me Daring. Oh, I think it's breaking.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Take it off.

[Terry Porch]

Take it off.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Take it off.

[Silver Sun Pickups Vocalist]

Whoa.

[Terry Porch]

I'm down. Bad for that clothespin.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah, you were into it.

[Terry Porch]

I was into it. My voice is my superpower. I think it would grow on people.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Oh.

[Terry Porch]

If they gave me a chance.

[Boobs Rinse]

It just sounds like you're gonna ejaculate every time you.

[Terry Porch]

I. I pretty much am. I haven't had sex in a while because I'm sick of girls just using me for my body.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yeah, I get you.

[Boobs Rinse]

That makes sense.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Do you have sex on these dates, by the way?

[Terry Porch]

I used to sometimes.

[Scott Aukerman]

On the Barney's Beanery.

[Terry Porch]

On the Barney's Beanery?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, on the Barney's Beaner.

[Boobs Rinse]

On the Barney.

[Terry Porch]

On the roof of the Barney's Beanery. God, it's hard not to fall off.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

That's a hot spot.

[Scott Aukerman]

It's slanting.

[Boobs Rinse]

That's a hot spot.

[Scott Aukerman]

This is a very local show.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Everybody knows about the sex on the

[Scott Aukerman]

top of the Barniens. Barney's venering into the Google maps. See the picture?

[Boobs Rinse]

I gotta say, it's pretty hot. If somebody goes on a first date and hinge at Barney's Beanery and they have sex on the roof. That's a story.

[Scott Aukerman]

Worse.

[Boobs Rinse]

That is a story.

[Terry Porch]

You get sick of it, though. Oh, God.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

You get sick of it. Yeah. Oh, my God.

[Terry Porch]

I wouldn't mind another one.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

You're having sex on all these dates, but you're just like not getting a second date?

[Terry Porch]

I'm not getting a second date. Yeah. And I mean, it's awesome. I'm meeting a ton of beautiful, talented people. But yeah, sometimes I am like, I would like a long term relationship.

[Scott Aukerman]

So you're really.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

You want love?

[Silver Sun Pickups Vocalist]

Love.

[Terry Porch]

I want love.

[Scott Aukerman]

How long were you married to your wife?

[Terry Porch]

15 years.

[Scott Aukerman]

15 years? Yeah. Since you were 34.

[Terry Porch]

Since I was 34.

[Scott Aukerman]

And you'd been working in the mail room for 11 years at that point?

[Terry Porch]

Yeah, my career was really taking off.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

You're new.

[Scott Aukerman]

Where did you meet her?

[Terry Porch]

Where did I meet her? Yeah, I met her. Just. I was a meet cute, actually.

[Scott Aukerman]

It was a meet cute. Yeah, like a. What does that mean? I mean, I know it in the romantic comedy terms of like, yeah, you met on the street and it was like you bumped into each other or something like that.

[Terry Porch]

Yeah, we bumped into each other. I kept saying sorry. I said, wait, freak, you're cute.

[Scott Aukerman]

Wait, freak, you're cute.

[Terry Porch]

I said, you're. You look like the kind of woman I could be down bad for.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay. And this worked on her.

[Terry Porch]

This worked on her. She was so into it. She loved me.

[Scott Aukerman]

And your voice was the same back then or.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Did you have anything happened to you or.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. You know how Bob Dylan. You listen to early Bob Dylan. He's got an annoying voice sort of like you and then like something you. We had a motorcycle accident or something

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

like that got better.

[Scott Aukerman]

Totally different.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

That was so much better.

[Terry Porch]

So I actually know that whole story. And I was like, if I. My voice used to sound a little bit better than this. So I had a motorcycle accident. It got worse.

[Silver Sun Pickups Vocalist]

Oh, it got worse.

[Scott Aukerman]

Wait, when did you have the motorcycle accident? Around the same time that your wife divorced you.

[Terry Porch]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, I see what's happening.

[Boobs Rinse]

Oh, that's really sad.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Boobs Rinse]

Hey, listen, I. I don't normally do this, but I just got an email from the page hit. They want me to do like a four or five.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Oh, that's a hit show.

[Boobs Rinse]

You should do it.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's in real time.

[Boobs Rinse]

I really is. I've never seen it. Let me handle in real time, so that makes it a more appealing.

[Scott Aukerman]

Sounds cool. I rapped about it.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah. Okay, so I don't know if you want to handle this negotiation. My phone on my email. I'm not. I. My. I will not do any negotiating or auditioning.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yeah.

[Boobs Rinse]

But if they're willing to cast me, you can negotiate the deal.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Do you want to negotiate the seal?

[Terry Porch]

Yeah. Let me start this off. Hey, this is. This is Terry.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah. Say out loud what you're talking about.

[Terry Porch]

Well, I only voiced the text. I never text. I only do voice to text.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Terry Porch]

Yeah, this is Terry. Hey, I'm. I'm the new agent here. My client.

[Boobs Rinse]

Boobs for boobs.

[Terry Porch]

Thank you. And my client.

[Scott Aukerman]

All of this is being tied, by

[Boobs Rinse]

the way, for boobs.

[Scott Aukerman]

Thank you. All of this is in the evening.

[Terry Porch]

Do you like tacos?

[Boobs Rinse]

How is that gonna help the negotiation?

[Terry Porch]

You gotta make them feel comfortable.

[Scott Aukerman]

Wa.

[Boobs Rinse]

They've answered. They've answered.

[Terry Porch]

Yes, I like tacos. All right, we're in business.

[Boobs Rinse]

Okay, great.

[Nikki (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Hey, do you like boobs?

[Terry Porch]

Do you like boobs?

[Boobs Rinse]

What do they say?

[Terry Porch]

I haven't gotten anything back yet.

[Boobs Rinse]

Okay, well, we'll find out. We'll find out.

[Scott Aukerman]

The suspense is killing me.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

That was really suspenseful.

[Scott Aukerman]

Wow. Tell you what, tell you what.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

That's all deals in LA are, by the way, over tacos. Everything's tacos.

[Scott Aukerman]

We are running out of time here. Maybe they'll write you back on the other side of. Of our final feature on the show. We only have time for this final fe. And that of course is a little something called plugs. Bug off Levi. B L U G G

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Q L

[Scott Aukerman]

Q G K Please and thank you. All right, that was Spell it Don't Smell it by Levi and His Loose Lips. Thank you to Levi and his Loose Lips. If you have a plug theme, head over to cbb world.com plugs you can upload it there. We also have everything you need for the remixes for the closing up the plug bag. We have the stems all over over there. So. And that was a great one. Thank you to Levi and his Loose Lips.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Good.

[Boobs Rinse]

All right.

[Scott Aukerman]

And look, professional musicians. Silver sun pickups. Professional say that it's great.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

How do you guys feel as no non professional musicians.

[Scott Aukerman]

Wait a minute, I'm looking at your IMDb. You also have a very large section in the music.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yes, I have guessed it. In a couple of musical.

[Scott Aukerman]

You've scored 20 movies.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah, scoring is a pretty glamorous way to put to describe it.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Boobs Rinse]

I mean I orchestrated music on a computer that went along with the story.

[Scott Aukerman]

You wrote the Laverne and Shirley theme song.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

That's a good one.

[Scott Aukerman]

And you would have been a child.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah, yeah. I riffed it off on the piano. I loved boogie woogie piano and quick rhymes when I was a kid.

[Scott Aukerman]

And the word she meant.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah, yeah. So yeah, I did that.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, wow. Okay.

[Boobs Rinse]

You're not a passion of mine.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

You're pretty little when you wrote that.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah, I was pretty little. Yeah, I was like probably six or seven.

[Scott Aukerman]

And you're also. You're editing the Boobs rinse movie.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah, yeah, I guess I'm. Yeah. I didn't really know that was a professional credit. I'm arranging the footage and syncing it

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

up like a regular.

[Scott Aukerman]

No, that's editing. Yeah. You're arranging this. Doesn't seem that hard to me.

[Boobs Rinse]

It doesn't seem that hard. I'm just following.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

You know, there are tiles, titles for things.

[Boobs Rinse]

None of these things matter to me. I am a private investigator.

[Scott Aukerman]

You're ace, which is the editors union.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yes, I'm in the editors.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

It must be hard to get your PI work going with so much successful other.

[Boobs Rinse]

It's a breeze. I'm a great PI and I do it all the time.

[Scott Aukerman]

By the way, I looked up the ACE website. You're the president of the union, right?

[Boobs Rinse]

Just for this term.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's what every president is. The president. I do normally their term.

[Boobs Rinse]

They were. They couldn't find anybody to do it. So I'm president of the ac Just for this term.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Incredible.

[Boobs Rinse]

Doing them a favor.

[Scott Aukerman]

Silver Sun Pickups. What do you guys want to plug? Obviously the new album is tenter hooks.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yeah.

[Nikki (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Well, why don't you just plug for us?

[Scott Aukerman]

Can people hear the part in the song where suddenly you had to stop abruptly and. And get your ear fixed or it's.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

We had it in there for a

[Scott Aukerman]

minute and just shuts down for like three days.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Like the, like the story itself. We were like, this thing's going to kill and we're going to like hit this thing. And we had. I mean it was movie. The most expensive. It's the only time we actually recorded in a huge studio. This part just didn't work. Don't be afraid to edit. Right, guys?

[Scott Aukerman]

It's a. A great record. Check it out. And can people buy it from you personally from your website?

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

You can only get it from us personally. You got to meet us somewhere in Los Feliz, you know, or Barney's Beanery or all the local LA places.

[Scott Aukerman]

Consider me a custom Gilson's wine bar.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yeah, you can buy it, you can stream it, but if you stream it, make good streaming choice basis.

[Scott Aukerman]

And then you're also on tour right now and you got merch and you can buy the record there and all sorts of stuff. Yeah.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

You know, like a regular band. Look at what a band does.

[Scott Aukerman]

And are you. Are you looking.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Look at our MySpace page.

[Scott Aukerman]

Are you looking at the next record? Are you thinking about that one yet?

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

I am not.

[Scott Aukerman]

You're not. You're just like basking in the glow.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

I am still. I got. Well, once you do one infection.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

You know, so I got to think about how am I going to talk.

[Scott Aukerman]

What else is going to get affected? Am I Maybe some gangrene on your leg. Be hot.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

So you gotta like, you gotta wait around a little bit and see what's topical and then you gotta get in there.

[Boobs Rinse]

I did a concert with Billie Eilish a couple months ago.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yeah.

[Boobs Rinse]

Talked to her about maybe covering one of your songs.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

I saw you there.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, that was you? Yeah.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

You are a great dancer.

[Boobs Rinse]

I wouldn't say so. I think you're fine. And I wouldn't call what I'm doing dance. I'm looking at to the music.

[Scott Aukerman]

You did all the choreography. Choreography too?

[Boobs Rinse]

I wouldn't call it that. I decided what the dancer should do and when.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's what that term is that really. Yeah.

[Boobs Rinse]

Overly pretentious term.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yeah.

[Boobs Rinse]

Very simple job.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

You are a humble, humble, humble guy.

[Boobs Rinse]

Not at all. I'm the best private investigator who's ever existed.

[Scott Aukerman]

Terry, Porsche, what do you want to plug? Anything that you have on the horizon.

[Terry Porch]

Yeah, I'm down bad for these two girls who have an improv podcast.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, boy, they're a little young for you. I know the ones that you're talking about.

[Terry Porch]

I'm down bad for them. Age is just number and dating's numbers game. Give me a chance.

[Scott Aukerman]

A lot of numbers there and they're not lining up. The math ain't mathing, as the kids say.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Who are the women?

[Scott Aukerman]

The kids who are now 36.

[Terry Porch]

Seven.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Okay, that's funny.

[Scott Aukerman]

That is funny. So what is this podcast? I know what you're talking about, but.

[Terry Porch]

Oh, yeah, are you. You're down bad for these.

[Scott Aukerman]

Look, I want to hear. I happen to be down bad for

[Terry Porch]

these girls, but it's Anna and Isabella do improv, right?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yes. And where can people listen to this? Just anywhere. Podcasts are.

[Terry Porch]

Yeah. Spotify and the podcast.

[Scott Aukerman]

And is it Anna or A N A? I can't. A N, N, A N, N, A.

[Silver Sun Pickups Vocalist]

That's.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Don't make the mistake that other people make.

[Terry Porch]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

And that's every week or that's every single week. Every single week. So during your term.

[Terry Porch]

Yeah. Yeah. It's the highlight of my week.

[Scott Aukerman]

And boobs rinse. What are you plugging here?

[Boobs Rinse]

I'm gonna plug a podcast that I'm a fan of called screw it. We're just gonna talk about the Beatles. That is a podcast I am a fan of. You're not gonna believe this, but a bunch of middle aged folks talk about how good the Beatles were every month and only monthly. Only monthly. That's the pod. That's the mistake most podcasts make. Too much. Too much.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Do you listen to that podcast when you're staking out?

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah, it's passes. The time passes.

[Scott Aukerman]

The time pass passes what, an hour and a half every month?

[Boobs Rinse]

My stake out there.

[Terry Porch]

Quick.

[Boobs Rinse]

They're quick and I consolidate.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Well, you're busy.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

I mean, you are. Yeah. Like, what do you listen to when you're on set?

[Boobs Rinse]

I. Who cares? I'm there so little of the time. It doesn't matter. Usually working on choreography, I'm barely any time upset. 20 or 21 days a month, I'm on set and that's it.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yeah, yeah.

[Boobs Rinse]

The Beatles podcast, they just did an extremely deep dive on the new anthology disc that came out. So if you want four hours of discussion. Yeah. There's a new disc of anthology like, you know, alternate takes and like unreleased things.

[Terry Porch]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

So screw.

[Boobs Rinse]

We're just gonna talk about the.

[Scott Aukerman]

You were nominated for an Oscar for writing green book.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah, I wrote green book. I Fighting derivative and pandering.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

That's the first thing I'm.

[Boobs Rinse]

I don't like it either. Hey, I thought that was like. Like this is pandering to a vision of America that does not.

[Scott Aukerman]

White savior.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah, White savior. Racism is over.

[Scott Aukerman]

It says here it was based on your life.

[Boobs Rinse]

Based on my life. I befriended a musician. Look, it doesn't matter in real life. It was great, and I didn't want them to do that movie.

[Scott Aukerman]

Right.

[Boobs Rinse]

The Blind side's also based on my life. Doesn't matter. I. Look, I'm not happy with these things. I don't like these things.

[Scott Aukerman]

You just have a lot of friends out there who have interesting stories.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

And you like to write about them.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah. What can I say?

[Terry Porch]

I'm glad you don't like it because I just fumbled you the sequel.

[Boobs Rinse]

You did?

[Terry Porch]

Yeah. Sorry.

[Boobs Rinse]

Oh, that's all right. I don't care about that part of my career.

[Terry Porch]

Good.

[Scott Aukerman]

All right, well, I want to plug. Hey, head over to cbb world.com we have the complete archive of this show as well as every live episode we've ever done. We also have other shows like College Town, Heinz. I'm proud to meet you. Hey, Randy. Where Randy Snutz hosts a show we also have Scott hasn't seen where I watch movies that I haven't seen before. So many shows over the. Over there. So much going on. Also, we have a new action figures, Reggie and Fourville action figures available now.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

They're cool.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, they're very cool. By FC Toys. And we have. Not only do we have Reggie and Forval, Forville comes with two little tiny knives. We also have Italiano Jones, Entre p Newer, Randy Snuts, Carissa, Big Sue Sprague, the Whisperer and Scott Aukerman figures. All available. More are coming very soon. Head over to figure collections with free shipping with a US Address or in Europe with cheaper import fees@action figureseller.com seller like what was in ping pong pizza. All right, here we go. Let's close up the old plug bag.

[Terry Porch]

Open wide.

[Boobs Rinse]

I'm just opening the bag.

[Scott Aukerman]

Don't want that kiss we Chad's ass. And if you don't want that kiss we Chad's ass,

[Silver Sun Pickups Vocalist]

That's how we open the bag.

[Scott Aukerman]

Another that kiss sweet Chad's ass. All right, that was Plug bags in bed by Burn Su Amazing. Thank you to burn. And speaking of thank you, I want to thank our guest Today, Silver sun pickups.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Thanks for having Brian.

[Scott Aukerman]

Nikki, thanks so much for entering the Three Timers club.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

I'm excited to be the in the fourth.

[Scott Aukerman]

Maybe we'll make it the fourth. We got to write that new album.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

I'm glad to meet our new friends here. Hopefully we stay in touch.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. And our new friends here, Terry. So great to meet you.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

You and.

[Terry Porch]

Great to meet you.

[Scott Aukerman]

I'm. I'm just gonna. You know, I. I've gotten so many offers for dates since we've been talking. I'm just gonna try to. To send them over to you.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Your phone has gone crazy.

[Terry Porch]

That'd be awesome.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Unfortunately, most of them I've tried to pass off to you have said they've already been on one date with you.

[Terry Porch]

That's my type, Scott.

[Scott Aukerman]

All right, well, maybe you'll get a second date. And if you do get a second date, we'll pay for it.

[Terry Porch]

Oh, yeah. That's actually huge relief.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. And hey, boobs, rinse.

[Boobs Rinse]

What's going on?

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

What are we. What are we gonna do here? Hey, I love it.

[Boobs Rinse]

Great to be here.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Here.

[Boobs Rinse]

If anybody needs any private investigating, come on by, Little Doms, let me know.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yeah, that's the least thing I want you to do.

[Boobs Rinse]

That's what I'm good at.

[Scott Aukerman]

By the way, good luck at the. The NBA finals this year.

[Boobs Rinse]

Yeah, that's right. I know you.

[Scott Aukerman]

You own one of the teams.

[Boobs Rinse]

I own both of the teams.

[Nikki (Silver Sun Pickups)]

He plays on one of the teams.

[Scott Aukerman]

You were a player as well.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

I thought you were injured.

[Boobs Rinse]

I am injured. That's why you won't see me on the court. Just.

[Scott Aukerman]

You're on the reserve list. Okay. Yeah, but you own both of the teams. Both of the teams that are going

[Boobs Rinse]

to be through different, like, shadow organizations. But I am ultimately the guy who pulls the purse.

[Scott Aukerman]

Congrats, man.

[Boobs Rinse]

I don't care about that at all.

[Scott Aukerman]

Interesting guy. And quite. Don't like basketball, quite honestly. You are not a private investigator. You haven't talked about a single case.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Nothing private investigating about you, but you're a very interesting guy. Please feel free to come back.

[Boobs Rinse]

All right, I'll be here tomorrow.

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't know what I'm doing. One, but we'll. We'll look into. I mean, do anything. Win the Oscar. Yeah, I'll definitely have you.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Good luck on the Oscars and good luck on the Pit.

[Boobs Rinse]

I won't talk about any of those things.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, go. How's. How's the negotiation with the Pit, by the way?

[Terry Porch]

Is she written back or unblocked I'm unmatched.

[Scott Aukerman]

You're blocked.

[Silver Sun Pickups Vocalist]

Okay.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Oh, no.

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't know that you're going to be able.

[Boobs Rinse]

I've been blocked by the pit.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

The pit? Unhinged.

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't know that you're going to be able to.

[Boobs Rinse]

You moved the negotiation to hinge.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Terry Porch]

I said come meet me where I'm more comfortable.

[Boobs Rinse]

Okay?

[Terry Porch]

I'm on my territory.

[Boobs Rinse]

I don't care about this, so it doesn't matter to me, but I do think that was a foolish move.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay. Silver sun pickups, you've picked up your guitars. You're about ready to play your final song. All right, take it away, guys.

[Silver Sun Pickups Vocalist]

700 all the time we play another

[Scott Aukerman]

round

[Silver Sun Pickups Vocalist]

Keep our hands down. We are a simple rhyme A holly taking flight A sacred on myself carry around scratch the latest bite before we car arrives Wheels keep spilling out cold ground. So we try to fake it

[Terry Porch]

Grab

[Silver Sun Pickups Vocalist]

hold until we make it hold your breath and take it

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

I'll be long

[Silver Sun Pickups Vocalist]

gone before we break it Sam. Wow. We walk in separate lines we severed all the time and when no one's around we fall down. So try to fake it Grab hold until we make it hold your back, take it I'll be long on the full break Keep trying to think it Grab hold until we make it hold your breath and take it

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

I'll be

[Silver Sun Pickups Vocalist]

long gone before we break it.

[Brian (Silver Sun Pickups)]

Thank you.

[Scott Aukerman]

Beautiful. All right, we'll see you next time. Thanks. Bye. Picture this.

[Boobs Rinse]

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[Boobs Rinse]

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[Boobs Rinse]

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[Nikki (Silver Sun Pickups)]

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