Jon Hamm, Seth Morris, Shaun Diston

Mon Mar 31 2025

Member of the "12th Timer Club," Jon Hamm, is back in the studio to talk about his new series "Your Friends & Neighbors" on Apple TV. Then, a lumpier Bob Ducca drops by to talk about his involvement in the men's vitality movement. Plus, Mike Ruby - The No Stank Plumber - sighs while sharing the sad fates of his plumbing friends.

Transcript

Steve Buscemi (0:00)

Hi, this is Steve Buscemi. You know, the actor. Well, now I'm an actor and podcast host. From Piece of Work Entertainment and Campside Media, in association with Olive Productions, comes Big Time, an Apple original podcast. Each episode follows the story of one misfit with big dreams who isn't afraid to bend a few rules or take a shortcut to get there.

Scott Aukerman (0:22)

Well, who steals bees? I was duped.

Jon Hamm (0:24)

I shoot you in the leg.

Steve Buscemi (0:26)

This is Big Time. Follow and listen on Apple Podcasts.

Scott Aukerman (0:31)

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Jon Hamm (2:47)

Sure, I'm proud. A proud mess.

Scott Aukerman (2:51)

He is an old friend of the show. He, of course, put in six seasons or seven. Seven. How many did you do with that show? You know what show I'm talking. What other show?

Summary

Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast – Episode Featuring Jon Hamm, Seth Morris, Shaun Diston

Release Date: March 31, 2025

Introduction

In this vibrant 15th-anniversary episode of Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast, host Scott Aukerman welcomes the charismatic and multifaceted actor Jon Hamm. Known for his roles in Mad Men and various comedic ventures, Jon brings a blend of humor and intriguing discussions to the table. Accompanying him are recurring and eccentric characters, including Bob Duca and the unforgettable Steve Buscemi as Mike Ruby, the no-stank plumber.

Jon Hamm on "Your Friends and Neighbors"

Jon Hamm delves into his latest project, a television series titled "Your Friends and Neighbors," premiering on Apple TV Plus.

Show Overview: Unlike his critically acclaimed period drama Mad Men, Jon's new series is set in a contemporary future where the protagonist, Andrew Cooper (a nod to his Mad Men character Don Draper), navigates the complexities of modern life by bending rules and engaging in quirky heists.
Notable Quote:

Jon Hamm: "Your Friends and Neighbors is a contemporary story. Unlike Mad Men, which takes place in the 1960s."
[04:20]
Release Details: The first two episodes drop on April 11th, followed by weekly releases. Jon humorously critiques Scott's misunderstanding of the show's timeline.
Future Seasons: With a second season already in the works before the first even airs, Jon emphasizes the show's strong backing by Apple TV's subscribers.
Notable Quote:

Jon Hamm: "We're starting the second season before the first one even comes out. It's very exciting."
[25:16]

Adoption Segment with Bob Duca

Adding to the episode's hilarity, Bob Duca—a recurring character played by an eccentric actor—makes an unexpected and humorous request to Scott Aukerman.

The Request: Bob seeks Scott's adoption, presenting a bizarre and comedic dialogue about masculinity, medical insurance, and a convoluted physical regimen.
Notable Quotes:

Bob Duca: "I need you to adopt me. Me for love, sure, but also for medical insurance."
[31:20]

Scott Aukerman: "You want me to adopt you? Bob, first of all, you didn't even adopt me when you were married to my mother. I didn't want it because everybody was uptight about it."
[31:30]
Humorous Exchange: The conversation spirals into absurd recommendations for physical and mental regimens, including fictitious supplements and exaggerated workout routines.
Notable Quote:

Bob Duca: "Ultra water intravenous vitamin drip, ultravenous vitamin sploosh, testosterone, human growth hormone... As long as you film it."
[37:38]
Resolution: In a comedic twist, Scott reluctantly agrees to adopt Bob, leading to a mock "family reunion" filled with exaggerated physical comedy and slapstick humor.

Jon Hamm: "This is the happiest day of my life."
[47:34]

Mike Ruby and the Serial Killer Plumber Saga

The episode crescendos with Steve Buscemi’s entrance as Mike Ruby, a flamboyant plumber embroiled in a fictional serial killer storyline targeting plumbers in Los Angeles.

Plot Development: Mike Ruby discusses a series of absurd and comedic murders of fellow plumbers, complete with over-the-top conspiracy theories and nonsensical crime details.
Notable Quotes:

Steve Buscemi: "Hundreds of plumbers have been brutally murdered around the city."
[54:46]

Scott Aukerman: "Why do they think plumbers caused..."
[70:03]
Comedic Elements: The dialogue is filled with exaggerated police procedural jargon, fake obituaries of fictional plumbers, and humorous speculation about the motives behind the killings.

Steve Buscemi: "The following list, of course, Scott, is of all the plumbers who have died in the city of Los Angeles and the cause of death."
[55:47]
Interaction with Guests: Jon Hamm and Scott Aukerman engage in playful banter with Steve Buscemi, leading to a mock investigation filled with puns, plumbing references, and slapstick humor.

Scott Aukerman: "Why do they think plumbers caused..."
[70:03]

Conclusion and Teasers for Future Episodes

As the episode wraps up, Scott Aukerman humorously addresses the intricate and absurd plotlines introduced, ensuring listeners are left both entertained and bewildered.

Final Remarks: Scott acknowledges the chaotic discussions and teases upcoming segments, including a special episode featuring a custodian and more surreal comedy bits.

Scott Aukerman: "We have someone who works in custodial services. Let's welcome him back to the show."
[49:45]
Notable Quote:

Jon Hamm: "This is going to open up a lot. Open up another chamber in your heart."
[82:38]

Key Takeaways

Humorous Banter: The episode thrives on witty exchanges, absurd humor, and playful interactions between guests and recurring characters.
Engaging Content: From discussing high-profile TV projects to fictional serial killer plots, the episode offers a diverse range of comedic content.
Notable Quotes: Including memorable lines from Jon Hamm, Bob Duca, and Steve Buscemi, peppered throughout the episode to enhance the comedic narrative.

Notable Quotes Highlights

Jon Hamm: "Your Friends and Neighbors is a contemporary story."
[04:20]
Bob Duca: "I need you to adopt me. Me for love, sure, but also for medical insurance."
[31:20]
Steve Buscemi: "Hundreds of plumbers have been brutally murdered around the city."
[54:46]
Scott Aukerman: "We have someone who works in custodial services. Let's welcome him back to the show."
[49:45]

Conclusion

This episode of Comedy Bang Bang masterfully blends celebrity interviews with absurdist humor and recurring comedic characters, delivering an engaging and laughter-filled experience. Whether you're a long-time listener or new to the podcast, Jon Hamm's appearance along with the antics of Bob Duca and Mike Ruby provides a memorable and entertaining journey through comedy and creativity.

Stay tuned for more episodes as Comedy Bang Bang continues to celebrate its 15th year with unique guests and unforgettable comedic moments.