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Commercial Break
Hosted by Garrett Schubiner · EN
Join Garrett, Conor, and Jarred as they give you a Commercial Break!
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Commercial Break responds to Listener Feedback
Mar 10, 202200:59:19Tap to summarizeGarrett, Conor, and Jarred talk about Ukraine. Nothing of importance though! Don't get your news from us, we're idiots!We also respond to listener feedback.
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Long Furbys and the Winter Olympics
Feb 15, 202200:46:41Tap to summarizeWe talk about the Winter Olympics and Long Furbys. I wouldn't recommend looking up Long Furbys. In fact, don't even listen to this episode about them.
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New Year's Resolutions for 2022
Jan 13, 202200:53:53Tap to summarizeWelcome to 2022! In this episode we go over some New Year's resolutions. But not our resolutions. We have resolutions for:People who don't read booksCatsElon Musk
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A Commercial Break CHRISTMAS SPECIAL - Episode 18 w/ Ciara!
Dec 25, 202100:57:46Tap to summarizeMerry Christmas everybody! This episode we're joined by Ciara (@balanceandbolus) to talk about Hallmark Christmas movies. We bring back 2 realities and 1 falsehood with 3 Christmas movies. Garrett also shares his theory about how everything sounds more impactful if spoken over electronic music. See you next year!!!
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The Mario Movie Voices are RIDICULOUS! - Episode 17 w/ Kira!
Oct 4, 202101:20:23Tap to summarizeThis episode, the guys are joined by Kira - official Gen Z correspondent and expert on pyramid schemes. They hatch some new multi-level-marketing schemes, and rank pumpkin patch activities. Also, the four of them think they have some better suggestions for the voice cast of the upcoming Mario movie...
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California Governors and more Politics! - Episode 16
Sep 23, 202101:17:20Tap to summarizeCome along for the ride as 3 guys talk about politics and 9/11 because that's always a good topic, right? Blame Garrett for this one...
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OnlyFans and Conor's cat: 2 unrelated subjects - Episode 15
Aug 31, 202101:06:49Tap to summarizeThis episode, Garrett, Conor, and Jarred discuss OnlyFans's shocking move to disallow explicit content on their platform. Garrett and Jarred also give Conor some advice for his birthday, as well as suggest new names for Conor's cat. See the thumbnail for Conor's cat. Insta: @commercial__break
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2021 Olympics in Review - Episode 14
Aug 18, 202101:03:38Tap to summarizeOn this episode, Garrett, Conor, and Jarred dissect the Olympic games. Specifically they dive into (get it?) synchronized diving, the modern pentathlon, and skateboarding! Also, Jarred actually watched Sexy Beasts for some reason! So we get to talk about that...
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Jeff Bezos and Commercial Break go to space - episode 13
Jul 28, 202101:11:39Tap to summarizeJeff Bezos spent a ton of money going to space, but how would you spend that money? That's what Garrett, Conor, and Jarred all decided to figure out. Ends up they all became super villains...The guys also preview the Olympics and pick events for each of them to cover. We also answer some listener questions!
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Beat the Heat! - Episode 12
Jul 13, 202101:02:31Tap to summarizeThis episode, join Garrett, Conor, and Jarred as they discuss Jarred's birthday weekend in Vegas! They all give advice* on ways to stay cool this summer. Garrett also rates his favorite animals to see on a Safari.*Commercial Break is not a medical advice podcast and these three guys know nothing about being cool, in any sense. Especially Jarred.
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