Podcast
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Hosted by Chase Bernstein · EN
Chase Bernstein tackles the minutiae of everyday life through a stream of consciousness filled bursting with humor, subtlety and passion.
10episodes
Episodes
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Cauliflower Tacos Etc.
Mar 1300:30:38Tap to summarizeAn unprecedented stint at the Apple store in Corte Madera as well as a rollercoaster ride of a Meyer lemon offering. Rated W for wild. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPNX2qm22B4
Transcribe →A Scalp Treatment Beach Pivot
Feb 1600:31:56Tap to summarizeOne of the wildest day in global history, recorded on the final day of September (2025) no less. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLjPhQUWGco
Transcribe →The End of Pennies Etc.
Jan 2300:25:10Tap to summarizeNot only are we not talking about the discontinuation of pennies enough, we're not talking about it all... until now. All that plus the unprecedented purchase of two wildly different pairs of shoes and some Nuggets discourse for good measure. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkQYwAym9Yg
Transcribe →A Mispackaged Mist Etc.
Dec 1100:36:19Tap to summarizeIf you've ever been on the receiving end of a mispackaged mist... this one's for you. Trust that there's a perfect moment for everything and that includes picking up seven pairs of underwear from Bloomingdale's. God bless. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlhc0vnBiUw
Transcribe →Hawaii etc.
Nov 2400:37:53Tap to summarizeGetting my period/ being recruited to protect a resting monk seal/ operating a motor vehicle whilst in none other than Hawaii. The vibes are immaculate. The book referenced is "Inner Excellence" by Jim Murphy
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The End
May 28, 202400:37:10Tap to summarizeThe end of Tik Tok and the beginning of a phenomenal/discounted hot chocolate. The end of the Nuggets- the beginning of a new era. Thank you to everyone who listened, rated, reviewed and subscribed. We'll always have musical interludes.
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Live From The Verizon Store
May 15, 202400:24:50Tap to summarizeThe legend that already is episode 152 was recorded mere minutes after absorbing one of the most underwhelming instances of hot chocolate I've participated in thus far and yet it didn't stop me from pouring my heart into recounting the journey that was acquiring my new phone from a freshly opened Verizon store. All this plus the brutal honesty of Reddit.
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TSA Pre Check Etc.
May 7, 202400:33:18Tap to summarizeAn unprecedented gas station/ car wash, a tire situation and an index card conundrum. Honestly I inspired myself upon listening back on the glorious episode that is episode 150.
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A Stint At Best Buy
Apr 9, 202400:17:26Tap to summarizeA frayed cord upgrade, driving around in silence, time is an illusion plus remembering a raspberry vanilla swirl frozen yogurt. You know, the usual. https://www.patreon.com/composedwithchasebernstein
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Brick And Mortar
Apr 2, 202400:25:47Tap to summarizeAn exhilarating trip to Staples, making eye contact with James Harden, plus forgiving everyone except James Harden for being so iconic. Nothing but the best for episode 149.https://open.substack.com/pub/chasebernstein/p/as-it-were?r=19m396&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
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